The Sevan Podcast - Conspiracy Hour w/ Caleb & Souza

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

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Greg C, is this a Beaver Only show? Nobody's gonna be here soon. It'll be me and Caleb Beaver. Hi guys, good morning everybody. Sevan's finally traveling home. Was at Scott's Delvin delving it was in Newport as you guys all know now He's driving back Kenneth government couldn't figure out how to stage an alien encounter so now we're getting planes crashed into each other Wow It's a deep to kick off conspiracy our

Standy I hate travel days me too with the act of traveling or like because I'm on the show suzer glenn thinks whoever they are they're late time keeper or are we getting disc golf replay with brian friend

great that's actually hilarious what if instead of a live show it was like you thought it was a live show and then it was just a premiere of like the best I'm gonna ask you guys a question. Do you guys think that because Trump is in office now, the don't worry, we're not gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro.

We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro.

We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. We're gonna go super pro. Well, Suza, um Do you get okay? I'm gonna ask you as a question. Do you guys think that because Trump is in office now the Don't worry. We're not gonna go super political with this right away

but do you guys think that the shadow ban deal is over and the reason why I ask is because on my Instagram it could just be because I've been looking at way more of them But I get fed a lot more of this like conspiracy theory stuff Is the sound keep cutting in and out? All this stuff is fine on my end. We have tariffs to discuss. No, I was thinking like, I keep getting fed a ton of conspiracy theory stuff

on Instagram now, way more than I ever did before. like a ton of it's been like 9-eleven type stuff and like Whatever all the normal crap some of it's like way out there and you watch it like you read some of the comments And you're like you idiots actually think that this uh Story that was told on instagram here has any validity to it And then there's some that you watch and you're like, kind of makes you scratch your head. But I'm getting all of them. And I wasn't getting a ton before. So I wonder if there's any changes that have happened within meta. And secondly, I really hope there's some changes that happened with YouTube, especially after the last couple

of shows we had, there was a lot of talk that probably goes against the community health guidelines. Billy Johnson, what's up with Saxon working for World Fitness Project? I remember him on here saying how much he loves CrossFit Inc. Yeah, everybody loves CrossFit. Everybody loves everything until they get a little money thrown at them, huh? I have no idea, but if you also looked at some of those Instagram posts or whatever it said signed But then I guess they came back and said he's gonna have a different a different role So I don't know what that means. I

Do not know Whitney hi, how you doing a cool picture with you and your sons. That's awesome. I Got the X notification, but not YouTube. That's another thing to our notifications on YouTube like I don't think they've worked ever. And especially lately they don't. Which is crazy because if you look at my YouTube, like literally the searches like the Savon podcast is the top one. Obviously I watch all the shows. I click it all the time and I never ever ever get served any of these shows when they're live.

Ever. Which is just crazy. And it sounds fine, just... It sounds fine, don't listen to it. Okay. Olivia, the floodgates have opened. That's what I feel like too. It's like they're...

But who knows? Maybe it's... I don't know, maybe it's just because I've been watching more of it too. I don't know, it's hard to tell. It's always hard to tell. I don't know. Maybe just because I've been watching more of it too. I don't know. It's hard to tell. It's always hard to tell. I don't care about Greg, see, I don't care about basketball, but Luca to the Lakers was a joke. John Sullivan, all the conspiracy theories turned out to be true.

More than not, huh? Weird. Bob, what's up? What makes you think there are theories? Yeah, I don't know. I'm also really like open to whatever. Like some people get really upset about stuff. Like obviously the one thing we talk about all the time is a flat earth guy that we had on here who was like super aggressive and like thought we were just going to attack him the whole time. But everybody in the comments got really aggressive about the flat earth thing. Like I didn't think that guy I didn't believe anything he was really saying and I don't think there is flat. But I also don't get angry about it. It just doesn't I don't

I don't know it's funny when people get like super angry about it Jonathan or they got what's up, dude? Can't he loves CrossFit and candy love CrossFit and work for the World Fitness project can't both can be true Yeah, I That's a great point. That is a great point Jake. I saw your text come through We could you scheduled up for the for the show, huh? That'll be exciting. Then I'll get to sit here and troll you like when you're on Glinton things. Flat Earth is literally Hitler.

No one's like that was where he that was where the conspiracy originated was from him. Would definitely make more sense why people got more aggressive to it. They want mass hysteria so we beg for AI to give us answers. The most aggressive person on the flat earth show was angry dad, Sousa. Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it.

You're probably correct. Hey, Jamie, what's up? Better late than never notification. Yeah, great. Okay, so I got a couple of them here for you. Oh, let's start with this one. I thought this was good. And I want to know what your guys' opinion on it.

Do you like obviously I believe in this but I wonder if it's a This isn't a conspiracy could be But I've honored if it works for the same for the female type as well Here we go, you know the best way to stop depression work your ass off You don't have time. You want to work so hard that you don't have time for depression. You know the best way to stop depression? Work your ass off. You don't have time.

Caleb, what's up, dude? I wonder, what do you guys think about that? Good morning. Good morning. I'm sure they think about that? Good morning. Good morning. I'm sure they're stoked that you're here. It's not just me rambling. I was telling them, dude, I was like, I feel like, I don't know if this is true,

but I feel like I've been getting served up like a ton of more conspiracy theory stuff on Instagram. And I don't know if it's just because I've been walking on morbid or is like a shadow ban lifted. There was something going on with Instagram for a while where their algorithm was like really trash. And cause I would scroll through Instagram and like, you know how you can just go through the real feed and it'll just like stuff that you would normally

watch while I would do that. And it just wasn't, I didn't care about anything that was going on in my, in that feed. Yeah. So I would go over to Tik TOK and it was like, whatever the algorithm is over at Tik TOK is nuts. You could just scroll that ship forever and it's just serving whatever it is. But then in the past, I don't know, let's say a couple of weeks, I started going on

Instagram more and the real feed is way different. Like I'm like, it's got, it's got it. It's got the hook. So I go in there pretty regularly. Yeah, I agree. It's a lot of conspiracy stuff. It's a lot less like weird shit that I don't care about. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I was wondering what, what that was, if there was was a change if I was just like perceiving as a change Oh Sandy I can't live to save the save the show. I think you You and a seven are the only one she doesn't like attack although I Would say that um, she was very nice and watched at least some part of the talk I gave at the fire department.

And I thought she was just going to totally just roast everything that I did. And she actually gave really great feedback that was extremely useful. So yeah, I was like, I was like, Oh man, thanks. Thanks for that. So he's actually a nice, nice, good person, you know, careful, don't say it too much You might start attacking you shouldn't want everybody to know her secret So the Donald Trump thing about uh

If you feel depressed or if you have anxiety just work your ass off, you know it's interesting because I do feel like I Do feel like the more time that I have that I do nothing It definitely makes shit worse Like I will run around all day and work like full long days and I'm like, oh man I just want to like sit or whatever and then if I have a full Saturday It's like a couple hours of it and I'm just like, alright, this is this is boring I'm just feel like I'm doing nothing

So I can imagine if you just had a ton of time like that Plus you were already dealing with some shit and life really wasn't going your way that that would just compound For sure for sure. We have we talk about that sometimes and just in the school that we're in we're basically there from 5 a.m. to 5 p.m. and when we have days that we're not there or like long sense of time where we're not there for the whole day all of us just feel real shitty about ourselves we're like damn we the whole day. All of us just feel real shitty about ourselves. We're like, Dan, we have to, like everything kind of catches up. And then you realize like, how much more you have to do. And then like, oh, I should, I

gotta go back and I gotta do some more. I gotta take another test. I still have 10 more tests to do. I've got, we got to go there again. And we like, we had a break for the snow that we got. And it shut down school for a week. And so all of us were just like, and all of us are by ourselves, we're not going to see each other in class every day. So unless you have family at home, like you're sitting in your dorm or in your RV, just walking around, watching the wire for hours and

hours and hours. And then you're like, damn, this sucks a lot. Yeah, you just go internal internal and then you just fucking hate your life for a really long time. And then but then once you start getting back into like what like you said if you're busy again we started getting really busy again working long days and so we stopped thinking about it and it makes things so much easier so much easier. Yeah that's that's the same exact thing the same exact way I feel it's like the more things that you have going on, the more it also gives you that sense of purpose because you're like, oh shit, well, if I don't get

these things done or if I don't accomplish this, like, you know, so and so is is counting on me or this next thing won't happen or the people that I told I was going to do this, you know, will they'll be like, oh, yeah, you didn't finish. I got to do it for them. Right. And so like whatever it takes to just kind of keep you moving, this isn't at the end of it as you start to accomplish things You start to feel better about yourself You start to gain a sense of like purpose and accomplishment and contribution and then that kind of propels it forward as opposed to like

You were saying the opposite It's like the more you sit there and do nothing that Perpetuates and then you don't feel like doing anything and then you don't want to go out the next thing You know you have depression in exactly. Hey, Sandy standing I did go to the beach okay that's right there I can it's I can throw I could throw you in the water from where I'm sitting right now if I wanted to oh Pat Lang I just watched the buttery bows video on the daughters I mean Sevan totally overreacted to Annie's response to not doing the open I was expecting her to say to don't do it ever again. Not even close.

But she still said it though. Yeah. So are you commenting on seven's reaction of what she of her saying it wasn't as didn't fit the bill? Or are you saying she didn't say it at all? Did you, I didn't watch that. Did you watch that? No, I just saw the clip that was that we were talking about basically and it's not super good. You know, it's like, yeah, you have, she's built her entire, like everything, all of it, like her entire career, all of her income comes from CrossFit. And then she's like, well, you know, man, I don't really, I don't really feel like doing it anymore.

That doesn't ran out now. It's whatever. Like, oh yeah. I, um, I watched just, I watched Hillers, Hiller made it, Hiller did a live after the kill Taylor show yesterday. Oh yeah. Actually I watched that and like his, um, the way he was kind of reacting to it. Hillary did a live after the kill Taylor show yesterday. Oh, yeah, actually. I watched that and like his the way he was kind of reacting to it. And I felt I agreed with him.

I was like, hey, look, like it wasn't like she totally bashed the games, but they're all kind of sitting on this moral high horse of like, oh, well, you know, I just don't really agree with some of the decisions that were made. And since I don't agree with the decisions that are made, you know, I'm not going to sign up. And it's kind of like, well, so what do you want? You just want to Dave to be fired. Ultimately is what it comes down to. And then you guys all would have jumped on. And like to me, it just is like super shallow thinking because number one, again, we don't even really know what they want and what would appease them. And then number two, it's like, okay, you just wanted Dave removed.

Is that like the sense of accomplishment is like, yeah, we did it. We got him out of there. The guy who you were going to come. Yeah. Like that's, that was, what's going to, that was, what's going to solve the problem. It's like, I don't know. I disagree.

I think there was also, I mean, we've kind of talked about this before, but there's this, there's kind of been just this growing disconnect between like, what is CrossFit and what is the games? And I don't think people understand, like, like, when I started doing CrossFit, it was for me to like, place to play other sports, like, so I could go, I could play soccer better, I could do I could kick football is better, whatever it was I was doing in high school

that was that required me to be athletic. And then it grew into Okay, now I'm preparing myself to be in the military. Okay, I need to be of service to my country because that's what I signed up to do. And I need to be as fit as possible to perform my job to the best of my ability. And that's CrossFit. That is like bread and that's it. We just so happened to create an event that allows people to compete at a very high level and make money off of it. They don't realize that anymore. You don't have to retire from,

like there's no retiring from CrossFit. So when I see people who are like, oh, I'm going to retire, I'm retiring from CrossFit. What do you, what happened? You just go to F45 or like you're going to go to Orange Theory. Like you're not retiring from CrossFit. You're just no longer, like you're just not going to train that hard anymore. You're going to do something else. because that's the other thing is people I've tried all sorts of other training programs and every time I circle back to CrossFit every time because you don't get anything you don't get the same stimulus you don't get the same reward anything than you do when you're doing CrossFit. Yeah it's funny that you mentioned that that's how you found it because that was definitely how I found it too.

I just wanted like to do the hardest like fitness programs. That way I was prepared for anything and everything. Exactly. Doesn't even matter what it is. It's like I want to climb on top of my RV so I can adjust my starlink. I'm going to do CrossFit. Yep. Yep.

And it's funny because the pitch that I give to the fire department too, I have to make that distinction. And I literally have to say at one point, just so we're all on the same page, I'm like, Hey guys, when I talk about CrossFit, like I'm not teaching you how to do the fake pull ups, quote unquote, that you said you see online. And they all kind of like have a giggle about it. I'm like, this is the best training program. And we're just going to adapt it and package it to your guys's needs even more. And that was the thing. The program was always like adaptable, right?

And so like nowhere in there does it say, hey, you need to have X amount of handstand push-ups a week, X amount of chest to bar pull-ups a week, X amount of muscle-ups a week, X amount of handstand walking a week. Like it only starts to venture into that realm once you're doing it because there are known elements in CrossFit competitions and the known elements are you're going to have to have a lot of capacity in all those movements. And as a firefighter for you in the military, like, you know, you're walking upside down on your hands, something probably went pretty wrong. You know what I mean?

Very wrong. Very wrong. And like, I'm not saying you still don't want to work on achieving that skill or working towards it as part of your fitness regimen. I'm just saying like the priority to have to add that in every single week to have a really high capacity and it becomes pretty low when you're talking about training for the military or the fire department.

It's just a cool party trick. Like if you you just want to do handstand walks across the high bay at your shop like cool, then you can show off to everybody like hey, look at this cool fucking skill I learned. But I never really cared to do any of that. I never learned how to do pistols I never learned how to handstand walk. I don't really care, you know, like this does suck Doesn't matter to me. Yeah, totally. I mean one really far Really froze garlic come back Or did I freeze? Oh No, I

Can't tell who froze damn star like There you go now you're back there you're back ish now you're back ish Okay, I was like you're making a great point. Did you just like stop halfway through I was like no If I if I can do a muscle up and I can do deadlift and I can do all those things adequately, I can carry weight for a long distance, whatever it is, like then I'm good, you know? Yeah, I like to use the, when I talk to any of the first responders that kind of shit on CrossFit, I said like, hey, I use the same thing with the handstand walk. I'm like, Hey, how often have you pulled up on site or on scene and had to do a handstand walk? And they're like, never. And I'm like, Okay, how often would you have to pull up on scene and want to have the confidence to know that if I could get my fingertips onto something I could get on top of that object? They're like, Yeah, that's

valuable. Like, okay, so there you go. That's how we, you know, determine what we're going to work on and why the skill development is valuable. But you know the why and how much time you're going to put towards it is something that needs to be decided based off of your training protocols, what you're hoping to get out of it. at a tongue bath and then said they didn't like the way the games was handled. Therefore, won't sign up this year. That's it. That's not a hot take these days. Yeah, you're right. It's not a hot take. And it's pretty consistent with everything that core hoard of people have been have been saying. I don't know, though, I just I just. I feel there's a certain

they should at least leave the house that they lived in clean when they leave it. I guess would be the analogy. It's like, you know, we opened up the door, they got to party inside here. And inside here is a CrossFit space. They did really well. We put them up on a pedestal. And now that they're leaving, they're all like taking up for deckers and bouncing out.

And then they're and then they're being like, oh, but the house was dope. And we're stoked we got to live there. And then you look in the bathroom, you're like, why does it smell so bad here? Oh these guys left fucking up for Decker in my room That's right What is um I was we had a ton of these comments get there Olivia honestly who gives a shit about the games athletes about the community in our affiliates. Yeah, it always has to come back to that

It always needs to remain the importance and it needs to be outwardly shown like CrossFit from the top needs to make that very clear, which it seems like they're definitely making strides to do that now. They're definitely, that's another thing that I mean, not that Instagram is doing this at all. It's CrossFit proper, but they, the content that they've been putting out recently has been far and away better than what I've been seeing in the past. I don't year or two.

It's been, it's been really nice. It's been pretty refreshing. I will. It definitely has. And it seemed like you could really tell when it turned, when the tie turned, when they did the, um, posts with a rich and like the, the office. And then everything from there kind of seemed to be way more lighthearted. They didn't take themselves as seriously.

Like they kind of like, yeah, they seem to get it a little bit more. And I'm going to guess that that's at the hand of a Jenna Hawke. I would, I would presume. That's just, that was, that's just awesome. You know, like you kind of take the piss out of them a little bit too, because they were just, they were talking shit about leaks and everything. And then they, they make one. And obviously now it gets, everybody's making light of it now.

And it's like, all right, cool. Like all good. Like, it's not like a, Oh, but they said it. So we're not going to acknowledge that they said it. Uh, cause we're going gonna release it two months from now After the open like no we're gonna like hey this came out Yes, it happened. Yes. This is the thing. There you go. Here's our announcement. That was yeah That didn't need to be scheduled. You don't need to schedule that you just do that

Write it up make the post That's it And to be honest too Like if you really understand the the media landscape of this space to have rich and Rory leak your thing Like gold mine, that's amazing, right? Yeah It's not like you just had me on online doing it or something I mean you had rich and Rory like leaking it like if there's two guys you want promoting your shit ahead of time and getting Some buzz going it's those two

There's anybody who's still a figurehead in Cross time and getting some buzz going. It's those two. There's anybody who's still a figurehead in CrossFit. It'd be, it'd be rich for sure. So if you have him like you just, yeah, that's it. That's easy, man. Let's see. I was going to pull up maybe one more of these before I was going to show this next clip here.

Josh Bridges CrossFit reel was badass. Okay. Noted Kenneth. is it the newest one we'll have to uh yeah I'll check it out later yeah so I saw this and I thought it was kind of funny and it worked with what we're what we were talking about here is like seven things every kid needs to hear number one I love you number two I'm proud of you number three I'm sorry and number four five, and seven is what's this way. You put the bar on the back and you squat down feet flat

like you're shitting over a hole like this. You keep your back straight up and down 20 reps. We're going to do squats this way. Squat fucking down like you're shitting over a hole Fucking love that That's probably one of my favorite clips Whenever I was to work out with somebody who doesn't squat normally I go straight to that squat fucking down It's so good, it's the best cue what else do you need?

It's so good. It's the best cue. What else do you need? Did it over a hole and it's funny too because if you watch of like his feet are flat like he's at full range of motion like the squat looks good and it's like it's like aggressive and simplest way I've ever seen it like Todd ever like feet flat sit your ass down And it's like these goth skater dudes. They're like never done any of that shit in their lives, dude. It was that's the what's crazy though is I feel like skaters are usually have the best squat. Anytime I've seen they always squat so well and they always like they'll even do it on top of their boards. Like when my brother was skating when he was younger, he would just

like asked a grass on a board riding down a hill somewhere. It was like, how did he's like, I don't know. Like that's I just do that. It's crazy. It's fucking wild. Yeah, it's a it's incredible. Like some of the back in the day when I grew up, the athleticism of the skaters and stuff was insane. But all of them were like, we don't lift weights. Like we're not we're not jocks. Like there was a whole like funny divide and then at some point it like meshed in like the skaters also kind of became jocks as like it was like they were united by shoes like the the like jocks were always into like all their shoes right and then like as soon as like all these pro skaters started making their own shoes and there was all this other stuff there's no right it like it was like kind of the middle ground all of a sudden and then Nike came in and like saw the trend

Sponsored Niger Houston and the rest is history, right? Wow It's funny how that that that culture like works when they were able to find like a middle ground and then build off of it Which is kind of funny RB Susie can kick flip RB. What happened? Dude? I didn't see you at the bank at theater, bro Now you're gonna come down to the small business mixer and watch us talk on stage. Dude, we almost killed the mayor. We had this small business mixer where we brought in a ton of the businesses from the Tri Valley. So the surrounding cities, Pleasanton and Dublin, as well as Livermore. And we brought it into the local Bankhead Theater here downtown. And we had this whole mixer where we had all the businesses booths out. We had

this like Q&A thing. We gave away like a bunch of raffle prizes. Like we had some media stuff going down for the businesses so they could cut their... We could bring them like little cut reels of the event and give them to them for... To highlight each one of their businesses that were there. And then we went into the actual theater. We did a live show. And so we had this chick whose name is Faith. He's also the KKIQ, like local radio, like this jockey girl. Yeah. And so she came out, she did this big announcement, like we got this guy who had this frickin smoke machine. And he was like, Oh, dude, it's

fucking it's professional, it's gonna just launch like 10 feet in the air and launch out. So as she calls you guys, his names, like you could run out on stage. We'll launch the smoke. So I, okay, whatever. Well, the guy who was running it only heard like hit the button every time somebody gets announced. And that was supposed to end after myself, Jeremy and Savannah, the three

of us do the local podcast after we got announced out, the smoke thing was supposed to be done for the rest of the day. And so we go out there, we all give our little spiel, the talk to open it up. I introduced the mayor of Livermore. I'm like, all right, guys, we got it. And it's pretty funny because it's still just me up there. So I'm like, this is how we make our shit official up here. We got the mayor. Everybody kind of laughs. And so he goes to come out, right. And he's like walking out with his little with his note card and everything. And the homeboy on the smoke thing just hits the button again. Theosh. The thing goes crazy.

The mayor jumps like 10 feet like I do, like a side because I wasn't expecting it is no cards almost go like flying. And then he like hits the podium. It's like, whoa. Oh, shit. I almost killed Mayor Marshawn. Just smoked out the mayor, dude. It was nuts.

Yeah. And the guy hit the button a little bit too long. So then it blasted the smoke up into like the where the projector was coming down for some of these people slides. It was, it was pretty funny. Almost tops the time I got a gig at the local. I was in high school. I was doing like a film video class. I got a gig at the local elementary school to go and like put together this like a yearbook of the students in the classes and in the recess and at lunch and shit. So it was a group of us from the class. I went to go and do it. And at the time I was making skate videos, as some of us know, when I yelled at Taylor about that, at the time I was making skate videos.

And so I used to burn them to DVDs when it first came out. And I couldn't get it from the high eight like from the computer to a DVD but I could burn all the photos onto a VHS and this was just like a revolving like you know how they do with like the dogs where it's like you will remember yeah just like showed it photos yeah I've just like really like sad dogs except for this was really sad elementary school kids or middle school kids and so I took all the photos, we got it up, I cannot get it to burn to the DVD. So I took it down to like this other like rent a video type place and realized that there was an issue because when I looked it up online, versus when I got there, there

was a whole lot of porn that they sold inside this place where they were like burning these videos. So maybe you can even tell where this story is going. So I had him burn the DVD and it just played on a loop and it was just supposed to play for hours because they were gonna take this and play it at a the local like PTA meeting where they get a bunch of this stuff, right? And so they're just like we just need to play for like three hours. So I get the DVD burned from that place. It was down. It was locally down here in Dublin. And I take it back over and I handed in. I don't think much of it later on that night. I get a call from my dad and he's like pretty pissed off, but he's like, he's like,

Hey, I'm like, what's up? He's like, was that a fucking joke or what? And he gets quiet. I'm like, was what a joke? And he's like, do you not realize what happened? And I kind of was like, no. And then all of a sudden his tone came, comes way down and he goes, oh shit, it was the guys that we had burned the DVD. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

And he's like, dude, two hours after your thing, when it just cut to porn. No. Yes. And he said they had these chicks like putting on bathing suits with the whipped cream. And it just cut to like a scene of them doing that, like half of them rubbing each other with whipped cream and like the people of the PTA, like freaked out, like hit the thing. And my mom got crazy fucking embarrassed because they knew it was like us in our group that did it. Holy shit.

Oh shit. It was wild. I was like a sophomore in high school. Oh, it was pretty legendary after that, man. Yeah, I didn't get hired for any more any more jobs. No way. That's crazy. Anyway, it ended up. Yeah, there's a standing. Wow. Crazy. Yeah, standing.

I know you fucking love my stories, don't you? Don't you hear some of Sandy's stories? I feel like she's got some crazy ones. She got shit. We all know it. I swear to you, I heard some shit. I heard some shit. I think she's got the thing. She gets pretty crazy. Or she gets crazy. Yeah, right. All right.

Stany will interview you on on my show You want to come on and talk? Is this the real is this the real Josh Bridges real Josh Bridges under the lights, does it again! In 2011, I decided to take a shot and gamble. I had never competed at any other CrossFit event and it turned out pretty okay for me. Anyone that's interested or thinking about something for CrossFit Open should definitely send it for the CrossFit Open. You just never know what might come of it.

You should challenge yourself. You should put yourself in uncomfortable situations. You should push yourself, test yourself. So why not put yourself in a situation like CrossFit Open where you know you're going to do all of those things. So go do it and then don't be a fit man Nice that's pretty cool. Nice. Yeah, that was cool. I love a good Josh Bridges real Dude, he's the man. Uh, and he pays the man to Susie anybody tell you look like Rick McCrank? The fuck is that?

All right. No, no, but somebody did call me back to me on a Craig Richie video one time and compared me to a southern, like racist mayor back in the 60s. What the fuck? Yeah, I got to go back and find it. Oh, all right. I do remember that skater now, though, for sure. Yeah, I can see it a little resemblance Mm-hmm interesting there was the

Fuck what was the guy I forget I forget the name now Richard Branson Benson Guy there's like a very famous No, no, no. It was like an actor in the Robbie, Robbie, maybe Robbie Benson in the 70s or 60s. When I had long hair, like really long hair and worked at the restaurant, I fuck, I literally got it like once a day, dude. And then when I looked him up on on google, I was like, holy shit There's this one. He's like shirtless playing a guitar. It's like wait a minute. I look exactly like that fucker. Is that me? Wait a minute

Brothers from another mother's Whose mother right edgy? Um christine. No, I do not still have that video. That would be crazy though But I do really want to find a couple of the old skate videos That'd be wild dude, we have like we'd that'd be like pulling up our house on a Put it on and putting that on the channel. That'd be We have fully like we made like two like full length skate videos like with intros and then like a whole like everybody has their own part. And then there was like a friend's part and there was like segments in between

parts of just us doing fucking dumb shit. Like, yeah, it would be like somebody skate video would end and there would be like some shitty fade song and then it would just like cut and then it's like jump cuts to like somebody jumping off a fence into a tree. You know, it's like the Jackass days. So it's just like The dumbest shit ever Those are the best though because you could just I was like the original like hey words degenerates on Online kind of thing. That was those are fun to watch

Yeah, and you thought you were cool somehow because people like what are you guys doing? We're like, oh man, this guy's gonna climb up that ten-foot fence and jump into a tree. What we're trying to get sponsors, dude Have you seen this yet? Alright cool, I'll just play it as is with no context and we'll talk So like 30 minutes after I get a text from my old pal and my old boss Dave Heard you advertised you're not doing the open. Ouch. I Said I'll sign up and do it if there's a leaderboard that is just me versus you. Let's do it The challenge is a hundred percent accepted

What the hell? Yeah, that just popped up last night. I was like, wait a minute. And I think they did a live or something with them. I've watched quite a few of Miranda and Julian's live because she used to do it at like nine a.m. like in her car. Yeah, it was like great timing when I was either coming back from the fire department or finishing up at the gym in the morning.

So I'd always just throw it on and listen and stuff. And but I think they've been doing it quite frequently now. I'm sure Christine's in here. She could tell. She probably knows what was it called? Word on the street with Julian and Miranda. That's very clever. Word on the street with street parking. God, I think of some clever shit like that. Hard, dude.

Dang, they're good. Brianna, that girl is so pretty. Yeah, she is. Miranda? What about Christopher Mint? He could play young Susan in the Sevon movie. Man. What do you guys think about a fucking documentary on CrossFit?

Like an origin story documentary, the whole thing, the whole thing leading up right to the cell of CrossFit. So like from inception to like 2020. That would be pretty insane. That would be like, yeah, no, I don't know how to explain it, but it would be pretty sick. It'd be like watching like the social network. Except like if it was all of like all original footage, you just have all of the original footage from everything beginning to end when Greg started the company to when he sold it That would be

Pretty sick dude week. It could be like I didn't watch Yellowstone. So I'm just gonna make this reference blindly It'd be like a Yellowstone of the fitness world You know all the drama and all the side stories and like what would be crazy is all those people are still like alive. Right. So you could go and talk to all of them from the get go. Even people that Greg interacted with really early on and you could do interviews. And then to what you're saying, you could have these jump cuts to like the actual footage from the early two thousands and shit like that and how all these stories

like we even like, you know, the different characters you bring like Rob Wolfen and like show it as he like rises and then have like do an interview with him on his like Perception of what happened, right? Yeah. Yeah, dude, you could do so many things like that to the whole unbiable thing When Greg almost comment dude all of it. Yeah thing when Greg almost comment dude all of it yeah and do it almost like pal Peralta like if you watch like kind of a history of skateboarding they did a really good job with that documentary like just the style that it was and shit like that yeah mini docu series yeah you could be like had to be a season you could do seasons of that. Mm-hmm. What 20 years since yeah. Oh

dude It would be crazy They did a live but it was only a few minutes. Oh that was the one with Dave Yeah, he would be I'm surprised they pinned him down for that too Open time he's Joined only because the title said Savon's not here. I put that title in for my own insecurities, Mike. When people come, they just see right away at the headline that he's not here.

I care to watch this or not. I can't take another one to stand. He's like, oh, shit, it just soothes them out of here. What more do you want for me do you want to show or not what you just see okay all right have you seen because where was Kenneth's thing Ken said enough of the cross would be us back to the conspiracy theories okay so we'll come back to the conspiracy theories. Have you guys seen this shit this this one? Um, I Have okay, so I haven't looked into any of it at all, but I want the show our interview

This she wants this show she wants the show. She's she's giving you insurance. I think Suza. Oh That seems like a trap. Right when I'm like, thanks, baby. I'm gonna face value, okay? Riding on my high horse and then she'll just come back around and slap my ass down. That's right. So, okay. So there was a recent Joe Rogan episode. I didn't watch the episode. I can't remember the guest, but I watched a clip and within the clip, they talked about these books that were written and and apparently these books like layout shit that has happened in the future and one of them was written by that Nazi

Scientist turned NASA head of NASA on Braun or something whoever it was. Yes Yes, and so happy. Do you know what I'm talking about now? I think so vaguely. Okay. So we're going to play this and then, um, yeah, we'll just go from there. It is when I get you guys' perspectives on this. Well, authors over the last hundred years have seemingly been able to accurately predict the future.

I mean, I'm sure you guys have already heard of Baron Baron Trump's marvelous underground journey and the last president written by Ingersoll Lockwood. Both of those books seem to be, you know, but have you ever heard of the novel Futility written in 1898? Which coincidentally is also the same year that The Last President was written. So Futility is about the biggest ship in the world sinking in the Atlantic after hitting an iceberg. Of course, the Titanic happened in 1912, but wouldn't it be crazy if the full title of the novel was Futility the Wreck of the Titan? Two letters off! Moving on, this is a book by Warner von Braun, The Mars Project, very famous sci-fi novel written back in the 40s, 1940. It details Earth's first mission to Mars to try and colonize it. Guess what the main character's

name is? Elon, bro. Elon. And no, his father did not name him after the book, which makes it even weirder. Are these Easter eggs in the simulation? Wouldn't it be crazy? Oh, shit, dude. A little bit. So they the and the Joe Rogan clip, they go a little bit more like deeper into that. The Elon book.

And inside that when they were when I was listening to the clip, they're that, um, the Elon book and inside that when they were, when I was listening to the clip, they were like, yeah, this guy is like gonna, um, go over and land on Mars and like start this whole civilization. His name was Elon. Um, and he's going to be helped by a guy named Dawn. And apparently, yeah. And apparently it was like Elon's dad's like one of his like whatever favorite books or something and That's who Elon was like named after but then it was saying that that was never confirmed that he was named after that book But like in the clip of the in the Rogan clip and on that episode they basically talked about like, okay

Let's say it is true That was his dad's favorite book and he did name Elon after that character like what in the world are the the chances that then that fucking kid comes out to be this Elon guy you're hundred like a hundred years ago yes hmm that's weird weird that's how long we've been thinking about going to Mars we didn't we hadn't even gone to the moon, right? Is it 40s? That's weird man, yep, I don't like it Something flat earth guy maybe had a point about the whole like Time is a flat circle and shit doesn't make sense and everything told to us by somebody else

Mitch a pelusa, think time travelers, Mike McCasky confirmation bias. See that's okay. So, um, I'm leaning a little bit towards Mike side, maybe because for my own comfort, whatever. But, uh, yeah, it's like one of these situations where like, if there's this many random things happening in the world, like whatever the equation is, 7 billion people or something like that, right? What are the chances that somebody like make some sort of coincidence way back and then years later it unfolds almost to a T in the sense of like

the characters names in the mission at large? Like, what are the chances of that occurring? Like is it is it high? I mean, or is it not, is there zero chance and it's all laid out like train tracks that we just can't see it. Somebody was telling me when I was in college, my, one of my roommates was telling me that he, there was like some theory about like nobody, nobody has an original thought ever, like, like there's no, there's zero original thought. So when you see stuff like this, it kind of makes you think like, okay, so everybody's been thinking about this this whole time.

And so ever since we knew about Mars, we're like, Oh, somebody's going to colonize Mars. And so somebody's just been able to enact upon it. But then the whole name thing is what that's what trips me out. That's what gets me named the guy. You name the guy, the four letters, three letters, whatever it is. You're like, okay This is weird It's it's very strange the um

The titan book it coincidences wild and that's what I think too So like if you were to take that book, right? and you would say the Per the human being that's writing that book is trying to imagine like this really big piece of technology and like how this stuff could go wrong at that time with their perception they might be thinking like this massive ship that could take you know thousands of people right but then it ends up hitting this iceberg so you could see how like. There might be somebody who's looking into the future of what could be in the next actually that can happen so that one doesn't get me as much. it could be and then a catastrophe that could happen. So that one doesn't get me as much as the trip to Mars ones does just because of the specificity of the names.

That's like another layer of, oh, shit, as opposed to just the general idea of like in the future, we're going to build this really big ship and it's going to crash. It's like, well, that's not I don't feel like that's too hard just to randomly throw out the likelihood of us fucking up a ship at that point. going to crash. It's like, well, that's not, I don't feel like that's too hard just to randomly throw out. Right. The likelihood of us fucking up a ship at that point and because of icebergs probably was pretty high. Probably you name it the Titan. So it gets a little weird. The the other thing to your point,

Caleb is like the, uh, the power of like group thought, like, um, prayer has been around for forever. Right. And essentially what that is is like all the human beings focusing their energy or their thoughts around one singular action. And the thing that I always wonder is like, you know, the whole manifestation thing into each individual person. It's like, uh, and Sevan's talked about this a lot. Him and Haley used to do it until it got weird with like, when they tried to manifest all that money.

You know, you know that whole story, right? I, I remember I, the only thing I remember is seven always saying I'm a money magnet whenever he would pick up money. Yeah. I don't that that was part of his manifestation. So him and, uh, Haley used to do a thing and there's probably more to the story so he could correct the record. But the long and the short of it was is they would like say, okay, what are we thinking about today?

All right, I'm going to manifest like a red sweater. They're like, okay, red sweater, red sweater. And then at some point, you know, during the day or within a short period of time, the red sweater would reveal itself. And so at one point, he's like, well, let's push the envelope here. Let's go after like a half million dollars or whatever. And so they were doing it, doing it, doing it. And then that's when she got hit by that car. Oh, shit. Yes.

Oh, that's not cool. Yeah, I don't want to manifest shit after that, dude. Well, it's like the genie situation, right? Like, what do you wish for? Like, oh, I wish for all the money in the world and like, okay, here it is. But then the method of how you got it, you lost everything else in, in sought it, like seeking that, right? So you always have to like, what is it?

The saying goes, like, be careful what you wish for. It just might come true. Yeah. And he said that like, like once that occurred, that like freaked him out or something, or they, they played like he'll, I'm sure he could tell the story. Somebody could remind him of it and he'll give a better account. Brianna has a crazy manifestation story and I don't know if she wants me to tell it. But she told me a story one time about she won't tell it. I'm super

interested. I probably I'm gonna wait for her to respond. I hope she says yes, because it's a crazy story. And then she can correct me as I'm telling it. But when when you have people like that, that I mean, I don't really, I don't really put much stock into that stuff. Okay, she says, tell it. But when you have people who have experiences like that, you start to think like, okay, maybe there is a little bit of something that goes on about it. So she heard her friends were had planned was one of her friends birthdays. And they were and they're like, well, for weeks leading up to it, they were like, what

do you want to do for your birthday? And the friend was just like, Oh, I want I'm going to I'm going to party with Drake on my birthday. And mind you, I'm not they're not like nobodies. But like, they're not people who hang out with Drake. You know what I mean? Yeah, so They she's they're like no no, seriously like What do you? What do you want for your birthday? And she's like we're gonna party with Drake like obviously we're gonna party with Drake

So they're like, alright, whatever and so like we scope the week's go by she still says the same shit over and over and over Basically, her friends have not come up Brianna and her friends have not come up with a way to party for her friends birthday well the day comes and They like what are you like? So what's what's the deal? Like what are you gonna? What are we gonna do? No, she's like we're gonna party with Drake Okay, whatever. So the girl, the birthday girl, she calls up, I don't know, like a, an agent or somebody that does coordinating of things. And they're like, Hey, we want to

like go to a party. Can you get us into get us into a party? Because I guess there's, I don't know what rich people do, but you have to be on a list and somebody rich list. Yeah. Somebody's on somebody like coordinates that list or promoter. Thank you, Brianna. Promoter. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, she knows. So it's the list. I gotta get the list. Yeah, you get on the list. And so she calls up this promoter and the promoter is like, Okay, well, go ahead and send send me pictures of all the girls that want to come on to come

to this party. And so they send pictures of the three of them, the four of them, whatever. And the dude's like, All right, cool. You guys are good. Like, well, the list, here's the address, just do well, come on over, like you're what you're on the list or whatever. So they, they call an Uber, they get they have no idea where this party is like what's going on. They call on the list though. That's all.

They're on the list. They'll do it. Fuck you, dude. It's all I be here. Exactly. They're like, let's roll. Yeah. Big old party. Big party.

And they get in the Uber and the Uber's like, Oh, are you going to Oh, you guys are going to Drake's birthday party. And they're like, what? And he's like, the Uber driver's like, Yeah, you. This is this is the address. I've been taking everybody to Drake's birthday party. And they're like, they all them look at her friend, they're like, what the fuck? What did you do? What did you do? And so they pull up to this house and Sure enough, it's Drake's house

and it's Drake's birthday as well as the birthday girl's birthday and They go in this house and it's just insane and it's just it's Drake's birthday party. So they party with Drake at no shit She manifested that shit. She's like it weeks in advance. I'm gonna do this damn That's fucking crazy. I also too. I wonder what that party was like I bet you uh Brianna they make you put your cell phone in like a bag and like sign an NDA and like Walk through a bunch of different rooms and shit That was just the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. I was like, there's absolutely no way you get to do that. That's fucking... Yeah, when shit like that happens, it's just crazy.

Like, how does that come into play? Somebody said that... Was it Kenneth? Kenneth? Manifestation is believing in the power of yourself. Prayer is believing in the power of the God, not the same. What if God instills the power within ourselves so that way we could take that power and put it out into the universe? What if it is the same?

Yeah, Brown just said she had to sign an NDA only have a picture from outside and in the bathroom. Yeah, that's pretty standard. I've seen like the random like. Photos inside Drake's house, and it's just like this small little corner of a bathroom somewhere Yeah, nobody wants to pull their phones out there And just you guys you guys fucking weirdos in here

Why is Caleb talking to Brianna so much does your wife know? Yes, my wife knows Told her that story as well Just the same so you fucking chill out My wife we're fucking tight. Okay, we've been together for 10 plus years That shit ain't going nowhere. We got I put fucking super glue on that thing. We're good We're still good The real thing is the real situation is Caleb's clearly just trying to get do a Drake party. That's the real. Yeah. that's it. Yeah, I'm trying to get into a ditty party, dude. What are you talking about? Frickin what's going on with my wife, too?

You think you think you think our shit wouldn't be so tight My wife wouldn't let me come down here to Florida for a year on my own Fuck off. Oh my gosh. The manifestation thing is really weird because going back to the whole entire group think, right? That alters reality. So, you have a bunch of people that all go, hey, Caleb's a witch.

And then I say, and people are like, no, I don't really believe it. Then a second person comes up and is like, Caleb's a witch. And everybody's like, dude, whatever. By the time 10 people get there and say, Caleb's a witch, all of a sudden the reality has changed and you're a witch. And nothing has changed other than all of us having the same exact consensus thought on you. But I wonder if the whole stimulation, like this world of simulation or different things

like that, you've heard all the different theories on your thoughts create different vibrations or different energies and those energies attract or detrack certain things within your life and I think to a certain degree all of us believe that that is 100% true because if you get around a bunch of people in an environment where there's negative things happening you're robbing and you're stealing or you're doing drugs you know that that's just gonna usher more of that on and if you get around a bunch of people that are doing well well they're really determined to be successful in life and contribute to a lot of other people, and you get around that group, even if you're not like that inherently, you will start to become

like that. So there's definitely something to it. And I think the thing is, is like, understanding whether or not we have as much control over it we do and clearly the next step from this is all of us manifesting us going to a Drake party and somehow all the sevenies that showing up at a Drake party it's separate I want to go to a Drake party okay yeah it's for Olivia a Judy and standee who want nothing to do with Drake. That's fine, man. You guys got kids. You're gonna have that dual income no kids like. Once you... You guys lost that a long time ago.

You know what? I'm here for the party, man. I'm here for the party. So this is gonna sound weird to our manifestation thing, but have you ever watched the old studio recordings of hits from like Kanye West and Jay Z and Drake by any chance on YouTube? I don't think so. So I love like origin stories of stuff like finding like the hit you like as it was being

developed in the studio before anybody knew it was like this hit song and you could like listen to it like kind of unfold and like you know there's a really cool one with Pharrell and Kanye West when he did that song through the wire back before Kanye went fully off and like you get to see him kind of develop the song and then play it for Pharrell for the first time and like you could tell her for Pharrell's like holy shit this is gonna be a hit but it was funny because I was watching some of those last night randomly it served it up on my youtube and it was the Drake song trophies which is kind of funny oh that led us to the Drake's the Drake song trophies. Which is kind of funny.

Oh, I don't let us to the Drake's the Drake song now. And the reason why I told you that is because when when rappers in particular get big, I hate the fucking persona. And Brianna, I know you hang around this cohort of people that like think they're so big at life that they wear their sunglasses inside and they speak like two fucking words whenever you talk to them Yeah, you know what I'm talking about and they're like they're too cool for school. So everything's like You're like what the fuck are you saying? You're not even speaking English like talk like a human Yes, and then take your sunglasses off just supposed to be like catered to and everybody is just supposed to know what that means

And what what they're saying and like they're supposed to be what that means and what they're saying and like there's supposed to be so much reading between the lines and you're like fuck dude you are just you're a five-year-old in a 35 year old's body i cannot stand that shit and uh it was funny the reason why i bring it up is because i was watching that drake the drake thing in the studio and he was not like that at all. Like, yeah, I mean, this was like way before he was huge. I mean, he was on that show, whatever it was, like Degrassi or whatever. He was the homeboy in the wheelchair, like the fucking Canadian in the wheelchair. Right. And then he goes for a little rain.

Yeah. And then the whole mix really appropriated the wheelchair before it was a thing. It's like now he's this fucking superstar gangster. Not not really gangster. No one thinks he's gangster, but like superstar superstar rapper. Right. That like, I don't know, it's just it's just funny that how that how that changes. I mean, not like I've met very many rappers, but the ones I've seen online. They're all just they're all so annoying. One that I go ahead. No, no, go ahead. I forgot the dudes name. I was trying to it's a I

Want to say it's like Chance the rapper or who's the guy that has Never mind, I forgot his name. I'll figure it out. I Met I did meet one this was like two years ago when I got to go to a summer league out in Las Vegas where they do like it's like NBA but in the summer summer league summer league yeah anyways I snuck myself into this like networking and then this dude was there Simba and I didn't really know too much about him but chatted with him

for a minute and like a couple of the guys that he was with and then later was like somebody's like oh yeah that's that rapper Simba like he's like he's he's blowing up he's getting pretty big and I was like oh what and then went and found him on on here and like listened to a few of his things and it was that he's actually like it's really cool and this dude was fucking awesome Probably one of the only rappers I met yeah, that was like he was dope Him and I were chatting for quite a bit on this uh At this like NBA like summer jam

whatever it was league it was like a networking opportunity and this dude that worked at like an investment banking thing put it on. And I got put there because one of my members who is part of this big employee corporation, I mean, employee benefit corporation, it's called, they used to be called Felice now got bought out. It's called Accusure. And she had an extra ticket was like, Hey, do you want to roll through this? You might meet some cool people. And I was like, hell yeah. Yeah. I specifically remember calling Sevan and being like, fuck, I underpacked and I wore these vans and they have a hole in them and I have to go to this networking thing and everybody's in like business cash and suits. And he was like, oh, and then he stopped.

He's like, you're in Vegas, right? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, just say you wear them because they're your lucky shoes. No one will question that. Oh Shit, you're right. And so like literally like anytime I felt scared. Yeah, I'm I like you choose you guys going gambling or what? Nice, dude What a swap that's great. Yeah, that's that's the Native genius of seven there. Okay Do we want to hear how the earth could be proven is proven flat due to cables or do we want to hear about the underwater underwater Underwater underwater. All right. Here we go. Let me bring this up

Here we go, underwater underwater. water. We went out over the water in this lake and tried to descend it and bounced off. It was so super salient and dense that the submarine couldn't go down and we literally bounced off. And as we bounced off, we sent ripples heading back to the shoreline. It was insane. I've never seen anything like it. Coincidentally, a few days after this aired on the television that he had made this discovery, when him and his friend were flying the helicopter, it exploded. And he died. And it's gone. So that's the water underwater. What the hell? Yeah.

We're not supposed to know about the underwater underwater. Jake, Jake figured it out. He discovered salt. David Weed is hocking it up to don't do drugs kiddos. Okay. Olivia was into the underwater portion. That's it. Oh, Kenneth was too.

Stanny just said no and Typical and then Brianna said that's so smart referring I think to the lucky shoes. That's why we like you Brianna Yeah, I think we all just need to realize that in order to know everything we have to understand that we know nothing at all and Like that's where I land with all this shit I just always I don't know. I just try to always be open to like everything Anything that's anything that ever I was uh, I listened to that book that Sevan always recommends the one with PD Ospensky it's like the man's search for meaning or something like that Victor Van Frankel. Yeah, yeah true meaning and I was I was like, it was very interesting. It a lot of it went over my head and I probably have to like go back and listen to it again. But it was talking about like levels of consciousness and all this other shit. But I never really mean, it's kind of like hokey pokey shit. But it's like, why not? Why not subject yourself to that just to see? Maybe you learn something from it, you know, just to

Fucking go with it. Yeah, I mean that's where that's where I'm at to uh be open to proof, too I'm now I'm dude. I'm open to all of it all of it. I'll take an explanation It's salt. I mean Not that I'm buying totally into just it's salt from you in the comment section as to what's going on, but I'm also not buying that dude's story either. So just we're on the same page, Jake. It's like that guy in the on a history channel when they would do those aliens, the like the extraterrestrial shows and the dudes just like really stony look aliens. Yeah, that's that's that guy, but underwater underwater Under water underwater lakes underwater Underwater

Olivia don't open your butthole though good advice. I guess we should be open. Okay. All right. Hey, okay. There's a line There's always a line somewhere obviously let's I Okay. All right. Hey, okay. There's a line. There's always a line somewhere. Obviously, let's I think we found it. Oh my gosh. Wait, so you're saying main search for meaning is hokey pokey. No, I don't think that was no I just it was interesting. I don't know. It's not at all. Uh, isn't there a What's that? I say just read it or listen to it. Well, I listen to it on audible To put it like one and a half speed or something. It was good Yeah, it's a that book is that books just a great

Perspective on like just having gratitude towards like your life actually doesn't suck You know anything like you're not you're not a Jewish prison camp with you know If you slow down you die they kill you because your works is worthless and You haven't written your whole entire life's work like three times Because it kept getting stolen and then destroyed But the question then begs is like what's the point of living if there's just so much suffering? Always that right why bother doing anything fuck it just just sit around just lay around and hope to die. And lay there die. What do you think about sleep paralysis, Caleb? I have no idea. I've heard people have it, but I don't really understand it. So I just,

I don't know, I haven't done much of what's looking into that. I know people are like, think people get like disability for that. I get in the military They're like, oh you have but It's really hard to prove it Mmm, so you just like because you just do a bunch of sleep studies and shit. I don't know Did I listen to that book why we sleep years back and they talked about people with like a Extreme opposite ends of that like people that that are awake but can't wake up, like the sleep paralysis thing, or like extreme cases of narcolepsy where like mid conversation something could like trigger whatever that is in their brain and then they're just like boom,

they just like go down and sleep. Yeah, it was nuts like hearing about some of those cases, but the one that definitely freaked me out was that sleep paralysis because they had studies of people that they knew were alive had complete brain activity everything when they did all the scans but like just Would not respond and they were caught in like that sleep paralysis, but we're very aware of everything that was going on around them Oh, that would I don't fuck with that at all. Yeah, dude. It's like only a couple times have I been like stuck in a dream that I did not want to be stuck in and I like it wouldn't my body would not like usually if I get stuck if I had to start having a dream

like that I'm just my body's like nope we're awake now we don't we don't fuck with that but sometimes you do and you're just like, okay, well, I could I'm not going to sleep for the next two days. Dude, yeah, it's I so we there was this family friend, I guess you could say, and she ended up taking a bunch of heroin and like passing out like in between kind of like the bathtub and like toilet. And it cut off a bunch of circulation to her brain. It's always that. of heroin and like passing out like in between kind of like the bathtub and like toilet and it cut off a bunch of circulation to her brain. It's always that. I know, right? It's like always the bathtub and the toilet.

They always get stuck between the bathtub and the toilet. Anyway, and so she passed out and got stuck between that and it left her. It left her like disabled in a couple of different ways. Like it messed with her ability to be able to walk. Now you also have to consider just the worn, tornness of like the drug addiction as well too, right? Um, but then there was like a, uh, she basically was like mute. Like there wasn't a lot of like mental capacity there.

So anyway, she, uh, started being taken care of by a couple of the other, uh, relatives in my family, um, because she needed a full-time caretaker. And we all thought the whole time that there was kind of like nothing really going on, or like there wasn't like a lot of like understanding or like, how much does she actually understand? And like it was, she was totally like non-communicative and, uh, it wasn't until my grandmother's twin sister, my great aunt Judy, or aunt Judy, I guess after she passed away, that was the original caretaker of this woman.

And she always did Easter every time. Brothel family always went to her house for Easter. So my grandma hosted it the first year that her sister had passed. So we all went to my grandma's house to there. And so they wheeled her in as we normally do. And my grandmother went to go say a few words about her sister before we went into Easter dinner and everybody stopped and like looked and we were like, wait a minute in Sandy's her name. Sandy was like crying in the wheelchair. and like right then we were like wait she's like aware she's there of everything it was the it was this was like years back but it was

crazy it was just like this pause of like whoa fuck like how much is she actually taking in and she really she understood what was happening here and like she understood the context of the situation and like how like it was uh yeah it was like how many now you're thinking back to like how many times if I Talk shit like dumb shit like you just talk to them like they're a five-year-old. Do you want some water? Like just you're like, oh god, and that's like years of going that's going on. You're like, ah Fuck. Yeah, I did and then I mean like and they're just stuck there and they can't do anything about it they can't say anything about it like that you're

the the madness that would just Occur would just be brutal like a you're watching million dollar, baby It's like this this girl becomes like a really like really good boxer It's I can't remember the actress's name, but it has Clint Eastwood in it. And Clint Eastwood is like the coach for this girl to be she becomes this really insane boxer, blah, blah, blah, goes into like a title fight with this other chick and the other chicks just like brutal just not fighting dirty all that shit. And then like the buzzer, the bell rings. And Clint Eastwood like puts the stool out for her to sit down. Well, the her opponent like,

cold clocks her and then she falls and breaks her neck on the stool, like after the belt. So she's like paralyzed from the neck down all this other shit. and it like her being in that state just drives her to madness and She's obviously like conscious and like is verbal and all that so not the same as your family member but like eventually it just the end of the movie is just her like trying to kill herself like in any way possible because she's Immobile has no Capability whatsoever and you're just like fuck dude. That's like just being trapped in your own body is

Crazy like did you ever hear about the guy who did like the first successful head transplant? No, he did it was like some Russian dude did a head transplant and then the dude became conscious and then he like went into like sheer mania and then off himself because he Couldn't handle like being in a different body Like oh shit nuts million dollar baby is a good movie though. I definitely recommend it. I just alright. It's a good movie That's okay. I'm not I'm not well. I'm I'm fine I could like bear I could I could know all the shit to the the movies and still be excited to watch it. Plus, too, usually that helps me out because I have such bad ability to sit there and watch like full movies that if I know it's good and it's recommended and I can kind of anticipate parts that's coming, it actually holds my attention more.

If that sense. It's not like you told me six cents. He was dead at the end, you know, that would be a fucked up spoiler alert. All right. So we'll do the flat earth one next. This is not a good look for flat earthers. This is not a good look. I like to play along with this one. It's fun, but I'm not buying it at all. So we'll play this. Yeah, it just was like I was just I don't know

Sometimes they give they give their you know, quote unquote evidence and then you're like, huh? Wow Okay, that kind of made me like think a little bit and then sometimes they do shit like this and you're kind of like, okay The world submarine cables map. I want you to think of South America as one Africa is two and Australia as three. Notice how there is no cables from here to here or here to here. You might ask why is that important? Here's why. The reason you will never see these cables connected is because look how far the distance is from one to two and two to three and the vast distance from one to three. But Ryan, what about these cables here? Oh yeah to three and the vast distance from one to three.

But Ryan, what about these cables here? Oh, yeah. You mean the short distance right here. But you might ask yourself, Ryan, why is that important? Over 99% of the world's Internet traffic, including international phone calls and data transfers, rely on cables. Not satellites, cables. Y'all pull up any map of sea cables and you will see that none of these touch because we live on a flat geocentric plane. All right.

Oh shit, dude. Wow. Fucking convinced. How do I get starlink? How do I get the internet? Okay, it was uh, kenneth scott right here guy has a degree in google science Hey, man, that that google ai response you get nowadays is pretty fucking accurate Every time I use it. It's spot on I promise I promise I promise Joe's over beers. Bay cocaine is hell of a drug It's funny that you mentioned that cuz now I could just picture that dude like ripping a line and then get not be like

Oh fuck dude, dude. Look at the cables, bro. They're not connected down there Look at the distance. It's so far. There's no way Harvest CrossFit we could put that one to rest Except you. Yeah. Yeah, that one to rest. I think so too. Yeah. Yeah. It seems legit, man. I totally gotta be open to it.

Never know. Could be right. Oh, let's, oh, this one. Um, oh, okay. This is gonna, uh, this will take us completely off our conspiracy thing for a moment, but, uh, I think it's good. Gravity is fake too. Sure flat earth is bullshit The flat earth guys have on had on didn't even convince me one bit you watched that back then standing

Dude, that was nuts. That was I think that's the longest show we've ever done and it was It like gave me anxiety Yeah And it was, it like gave me anxiety. Yeah. So he was like, Do you remember how aggressive he was? Wildly aggressive, wildly aggressive. Right off the bat. And then, um, I remember I forget exactly what the question like, uh, Sebon had asked them or something, but it was just a general like blanket question. And in the dude was like, he's all, well, that's the most ignorant

question of the night. It's like, excuse me, flat earth guy. We asked you a question and we're the most ignorant ones here. Like, come on, dude. At one point, someone was like, Hey, do you have any kids? And he's like, why do you need to know what's wrong? Why do I, what's the deal? What do you want to know about my kids?

What do you want to know? Do I have kids? I don't know if I have kids. Do you have kids? I don't know. What do you care if I have kids or not? Dude, I don't know. I'm just, just I just trying to compare something, you know, just wanted to like I get it whatever he wants to be super secret fucking flat-earth guy cuz

Government's coming after him and then he had like these cronies like these fucking groupies dude Cuz so after he got off the show like he left and like we were like chatting about afterwards I was like, holy adderall or like whatever I said like commenting on the fact that he was just like Like couldn't even get it a word in edgewise, right? Even when and if Daniel still in the chat He'll remember like everybody was just bashing this dude before we got started and I was like, hey like quit fucking bashing I'm like let us go through this show and, be nice in the comments for a moment. And, um, uh, I had said that comment about it afterwards. And we talked about him, dude, like six months later, two or three people, whoever watched that show that was groupies of that guy came to my Instagram, found my Instagram. And then on my, my latest post, like wrote like, oh, this is the dude that sat in silence all the time then talked big when you were gone and like tagged him and like three or four people like yeah and like tagged him and I was just kind of watching this like unfold on the post like

what the fuck okay and then uh the dude commented back and he was like it was something like alphas will be alphas and betas will remain silent or something like that. I was just like, yeah, it is. And the group here. Yeah. Did he ask for the podcast to be taken down? No, I don't think so. I don't remember, but I want to say no. I think I want to say no.

Like three people in the history of the show that have wanted their shows taken down or like cut up She's really bullied standee that's fucked up is that what I just thought I just saw that comment too is gonna bring that up Phil Kelly bullied me three years ago, so I hit away Wow Kelly bullied me three years ago so I hit away Wow you don't get bullied and he doesn't know that she does the bullying now yeah that was that's her origin story that's the villain arc that's right villain arc right there little do you know she used to just be like sweet and positive all the time like Judy she probably used to be nice and the next thing you know Philip Kelly pushed her to the edge damn it Philip Kelly the hell's wrong with you

Is it still on YouTube yet? His name was like a Hebler Hebler productions Heber productions something like that Yeah, Hebler sounds right cuz I thought it sounded like Oh now looking in standing now bullies Briana bullies Brianna. Full circle. Damn. Full fucking circle. Damn. Look at that. Crazy. I want to show everybody. I want this show pulled down. To bounce on a hundred dicks. No that's not happening. That was necessary for the show okay. That needed to happen. I think he says that almost every show, like a hundred dick bounces for time or 50 whatever he says. Bernie Gannon during Flat Earth Stras, Susie got all mad at us in the chat.

Correct. That is true. Not really like mad, but just like, I don't know, it feels, it feels weird when you're the person that talks to these individuals like via text or like sometimes phone calls and like it's the whole thing set like schedules them for the show and then brings them on and then they could see all the live comments and then like 20 minutes into the show. Everybody's just talking shit about the guest. I feel weirdly responsible for that 100% so brought him into your house and They're gonna do a talk and then you have everybody in the audience watching in your house And then you're like what the fuck guys? This we brought this person here for you guys to Listen not throw fucking tomatoes and rotten cabbage at the guy. Okay?

Yeah, wait the hour and a half and then we'll talk shit when he's gone. Okay, or but yeah, but it's just hour and a half and then we'll talk shit when he's gone. Okay, or but yeah, but it's fine just But so that's kind of why I always uh, I mean that was the only person I think I've ever done that with where Everybody got crazy in the chat and I had to get crazy back. But that was why that's why I don't know What do you I don't know. What do you want? What do you want me to do? I don't know. I don't know It's probably the first time I feel like they got super rowdy about somebody coming on the show generally, I don't think anybody's come on and been so like Aggressively Pushing a point of view or like been that way, you know, cuz yeah, he was going after the comments just the same

Like he was he was going after him pretty hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I that's that's I don't know He doesn't bite somebody in and then everybody shits on him I feel responsible Vindicate hey even Seve defended the ID doc after the show couldn't get past her hotness to see the crazy That was I think the only person who's ever come at us hard Actually, I think the only person that's ever asked for a show to be taken down period but like she came hard She is like I'm gonna get a lawyer Wow, that was pretty wild

You need to take it was so fucking weird that whole situation with her because there was a little bit of like like some guests Are really easy using a peak behind the curtain here. So some guests are really easy Some guests are like to wanna be like hey, could we get so-and-so scheduled and I'm like, yep No problem and then throw out a few dates and they're pretty easy to. Some guests are like, Tavon will be like, hey, could we get so and so scheduled? And I'm like, yep, no problem. And then throw out a few dates and they're pretty easy to dial in. They're like, yep, that works for me. No, it doesn't. Here's my parameters. And then we get it set. And then some people need like a lot of hand holding.

Where you're like, hey, we're excited to have you come on the show. Here's some dates. And like, okay, well, what questions are we gonna ask? Like, what are we gonna go over? I typically relate that to people who are aware and follow the show versus who is not. Right? So typically, if you do a little bit of homework, you're gonna realize that we're not gonna give you any topics or anything. And Sevalon's just gonna do his research on you and then we're gonna go through the interview.

Right? But if you're not pervy to the show at all, then typically you're like, sure, what's it about? What topics? What do you want? What should I prepare for? What do you want me to be ready for? And we don't give a lot of that. Like sometimes we will if they're a newer person and I'll just give basically a general overview

of what to expect. But she had kind of like a lot of hand holding. And then right after we got her schedule and got it set up, she immediately after the show was over in the text thread started sending like all these really nice texts and was like, oh my gosh, like I haven't trusted men in a long time. Like this was a perfect interview. Like I would do it. I would do this again. Like, let me know. Like really complimented Sevan in how he made her like feel on that show. And then like whatever it was, like a week or two later, we started getting this shit from like, uh, fucking legal emails, which I don't even know if that counts. But like emails from her and her lawyer essentially being like, hey, you need to take this down. And we're like, is there a specific part? Like, is there something like we're kind of unsure? Yeah. And they were just like, no. She realized in retrospect, it didn't really fit like her her brand or might turn off some of her audience.

And we're just requesting that you pull it from all platforms. That's so didn't she like go dark from Instagram after that too? Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is Danny saying? No, it was like three days later. That's how crazy it was. Yeah.

Yeah, that's so bizarre. Just weird. Bipolar much. Oh, do you think that's so bizarre. Just weird. Bipolar much. Oh, do you think that's interesting? Yeah, you think it just has to do with like with her. I think she's just a nut. The name was I think it was like the identity doctor than her name. But I can't remember.

I can't even really remember what her name was. Me neither. Did you see this Bryce Mitchell thing? Um, but I can't remember. I can't even really remember what her name was. Maybe either. Did you see this Bryce Mitchell thing? Oh, I didn't. I saw the clip. Yeah, let's play that. Um, there's something interesting with kind of this weird like circulatory pattern of thought. And, uh, there's kind of this weird crosshair of the whole Israel-Gaza situation, with which a lot of people seem to be very particular about in choosing their sides. And then you have all those speeches by Hitler that were translated in AI English.

Like, have you listened to any of them? No, I don't think I have. At least not recently. No. So the AI translated the big speeches that were done by Hitler in certain time periods. And they're all ones that you have probably like seen on the History Channel, like hurt clips of or something. But somebody took it and did a whole entire like AI translation to where it's done in English. But they kept all like the tonality and the inflection and the voice and everything else. So that way you could listen to the speech as it was given, but in English. And it's just a little weird because you expect it to be just fucking outlandish, like crazy

stuff because the guy was a nutcase. I mean, fucking committed genocide and tried to take over Europe and everything and But when you listen to the speeches you're like Oh This is kind of throws me for a loop a little bit because it doesn't sound as like crazy as you would have imagined it to Be right. So now all this you just hear the German and you're automatically like oh fuck. He's He's crazy. That's right And then when you start to like listen to it and you're like, oh it's kind of huddled around a lot of this Nationalism and he's kind of like trying to position himself as like the hero for the people and all this stuff. It's fucking weird. But, um, guys like this dude, Bryce, MMA, it's like scary because then they get a hold of those speeches and they start contorting all that shit. You had, did you find it on that end?

No, I don't know where it went. No. I just want to find the video of him talking. But all I'm getting is Dana White making comments about it. Yeah, it's probably flooded with that. Dana White was like, he's literally the dumbest human I've ever met. Yes, he's like, that is the most ridiculous take I've ever heard. And he's a total like, he even says like, Hey, I'm, I'm down for like freedom of speech, but you have to be able to take the consequences of your like the shit that you say. Yeah, that was just crazy. He was, he basically said, he's like, Oh, I go fishing with Hitler. He wasn't all that bad. I'll go out, I'll freaking hang out with him. And I wouldn't say I would be be friends with Hitler. He wasn't all that bad. I'll go I'd I'd freakin hang out with him

And I wouldn't say I would be be friends with him, but I don't think he was all that bad He just he just blah blah blah. I'm like dude. What are you talking about? He tried to eradicate an entire race of people. Yeah, not that bad You're an idiot. Yeah, it was oh he was just understood six million times as he killed all those innocent Jewish people Yeah fucking insane Insane, but I mean listen when and ironically coming from me when you have every idiot with a microphone in a platform Like shit like that is gonna happen and I don't like I hate when people immediately start jumping to like this is why we need censorship this is why it's like no use your fucking discernment and anybody who's gonna follow that moron and

Listen to shit like that and take it for Anything more than just him being a fucking uneducated idiot like that's on them then dude Why is this so hard to find? What was this thing by? How many secret podcasts do you have outside of this show? I don't know. I wouldn't call them secret, but I do the Through the Grapevine Podcast, which is a Livermore-centric podcast here in the Dry Valley with Jeremy and Savannah. And that's recorded live in studio. There's a place up the street from me here that does the name of the place called Advanced Creative. They have a podcast studio

that people could rent in there and they do a bunch of other cool shit. And so we go and record that. They do it a lot more than me. Maybe like once a week we record and then we'll go on like a couple week break and then we'll do like another season where we'll record once a week for like nine or ten episodes and we'll take like a month break and then we keep doing that. Unfortunately I don't make all of those. Savannah and Jeremy take take a lot of them, but I do jump in when I can and Then there's this also happening You guys

Us it's funny cuz a Hill and I were laughing about the, um, fact that seven will like when he does the live shows, like he's so comfortable in here, like it'll just be moments of silence. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, wait, what's happening? Oh, we got it. Okay, cool. I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research not my public education

indoctrination. I really do think before Hitler got on meth he was a guy to go fishing with. Isn't that crazy dude? Before he got on meth I think he was pretty good guy. I probably go fishing with him you know what I'm saying? I don't think we all be best friends, but Before he's on meth pretty nice Your heart is good so retarded That's amazing. Wow Wow

Before he was on meth Or he got on meth that method the freaking crazy, dude That's... It's so bad. That's what it is, that dude's face on that show, like I didn't, obviously I didn't watch it, we just saw that one clip, but I wonder what his reaction is after that.

Like my reaction would have been like, are you, how the, what the fuck does that mean? Like unpack that shit, dude. Wait a minute, you want, you know he's just like, this is it dude You're fucked. You're so fucked What an idiot? What a yeah, I mean he's he's really gone downhill after I

Think after quite a few fights. Yeah, he's been punched in the head of you too too many times Um, so I don't know if this is a secret podcast, but this is going to be interesting. I'm going to be on this CrossFit Training YouTube channel. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Matt Sousa Mastering Coaching Business Growth and Impact in CrossFit. That's way too hefty of a title for me. That's That's way too hefty of a title for me. That's not any training coaching. You know, it's funny.

It's like anytime I see like mastering coaching or like business growth, instantly I like got anxiety. Like right now, real time talk. Like I read that and I was like, all of a sudden I got anxiety. Like my hands got sweaty about it. Like I definitely do not want to be fucking somebody that's like, oh this guy will do this or mastering this or it like No, dude, I'm just fucking barely figuring it out. So I want to pass along some information there. That's it. Yeah, what I've learned I'm a my master of it. Probably not death

I just learned a few things that kind of worked out for me And I'm just gonna tell you about it, you know, that's that's 100% Somebody sent me a DM asking some questions about like podcast stuff and I was like, you know what I am I don't know. I have no fucking idea dude You could just Google that probably and they'd get a better answer than what you're getting out of me Dude the amount of time people have asked me a question that they could have just copy pasted it into a Google search and literally Gotten the answer is crazy. Yeah Okay, I appreciate it. It's cool. I'll try to

help you out, but Probably not a very good resource. That's it. What did somebody somebody said I did? Did you did you demand to be paid? Damn, right Damn, right. You know how much I'm getting for this show on The 13th Thursday the 13th at 10 a.m. Fucking that's it dude. That's cash me out signed World Fitness Project Matt Sousa signed Signed to CrossFit Training.

But this should be fun. I chatted with Melanie, who's like the head of educational content late last week, and had a good conversation with her. And she was like, yeah, all right, cool. Let's rock and roll. And that show is going to be live, too. She asked if she's like, do you have a preference on like live or like post square? I said, frankly, I would like to do it live.

I think that that'd be a lot of fun. I know there'll be friends that'll show up in the comment section and destroy myself confidence. So that's always a great time. Like Jeremy here, Susan's a master baiter. Damn right. Like, yeah, good one. Good one. Got him. Got him good. Give me some input on that bad boy, huh? Got a lot of user experience with that. You know, I am a master.

Speaking of coaching, I do want to show this real quick. In this time's up with who asked to hear, Ramler, any new books? Yes. So I'm going gonna give you this book here. And if you're a coach or somebody who wants to be a coach, you should definitely check out this guy. A little eccentric, but the general theme is good. And here's kind of this clip I randomly found of him. So the guy at the bottom is the actual author of a book called Anatomy Trains.

I don't think I have it close by me. I'll check in a second. I do. I'll show you the actual book. And he's kind of like what they call the Godfather of fascia. And he moved the skeletal structure and kind of the way that that was looked at from this like, this connects to this and moves this to a structure called 10th, 10th integrity, meaning we're just this whole entire bag of bones. And, um, everything started from our math, our mouth and our asshole, and then just grew out around. And so like, basically he's saying like, everything's connected.

Yes. To like a much larger degree. Um, and, uh, his name is Thomas, uh, Meyer and the book he wrote is called anatomy trains and here's his clip now. Meyer and the book he wrote is called anatomy trains. And here's his clip now. And escape the facial system. The idea that muscles attached to the skeleton and move the skeleton around is a really bad, really outdated leftover from the way that we did the body.

And we should get rid of that idea of the individual muscles moving the skeleton. The actual skeleton floats in a net of fascia. This is not some new age chivalrous that we're drawing out to try to say, oh everything's connected to everything else. Everything is connected to everything else. It's the separations that science makes which are useful for analysis, but then if we forget the fact that it is one unitary thing, then we lose the action of the whole, unpredicted by the action of the parts. So we think if we understand this part and this part and this part and this part and how it works, that we can put all those parts together and

come up with human movement. Well kinesiology, you've had 150 years at this. How's that working out for you? You can. Yeah, I strongly recommend his book and you listen to kind of the way that they mapped the fascia because in terms of coaching and problem solving around certain tightness or like trigger points that are occurring, or just being able to look at the system of the functional movement. So when you're watching somebody squat, when you're watching somebody hinge or lift up overhead, if you understand a little bit of the fascia piece as well, it'll help you identify limitations in mobility, but it'll more or less allow you to say, okay, why is that limitation occurring?

And then what do we need to put in place to slowly work through that limitation? Or what do we need to strengthen? Because when it comes to muscles, there's only two things you're really doing. You're either lengthening them or strengthening them. And so when you look at limitations in terms of squat, hinging, or overhead press, like your functional movements, you definitely need to find a way to say, all right, why are these limitations occurring? And then what needs to be strengthened or what needs to be lengthened in order for that to be more mechanically optimal. And I Jeremy sounds like BS definitely not need definitely definitely definitely not please dig into some more of his stuff. And the cool thing, it sounds like Greg's glass. And if Greg Glassman talked like a weirdo, but I like it.

There's a part that Greg Glassman talks about functional movement screening and this like, you know, these physical therapists that look at everything in small sections as if they're like independent parts. And it's the same exact thing that Greg makes a claim that's happening in the medical world where we're looking at these things as like individual problems and not part of a total like dependent system. And so Greg's claim with the whole entire pushback against the functional movement screening type shit and the normal kinesiology or physical therapy route is that why in the world we

need to do all these tests to get you back to functional movement when I could just watch you squat and work on your squat to restore your functional movement? And the only caveat to that is in addition to what Thomas Meyer is saying here, that if you work on just the functional movement and not start splitting everything up into these functional movements, screening things and looking at them as independent parts, if you understand the fascia, then you watch somebody squat, it'll even help you get a little bit more in terms of being able to help them because you're not splitting it into individual parts, but you're looking at it as a system.

And then you understand the fascia, which will help you better understand that same system of how to fix it. So anyways. That's kind of the same thing with, I mean, just most medical problems or diagnoses is like, goes back to the whole depression thing. It's like, I'm going to treat depression with whatever antidepressant medication I have. Like that's the solution. The medical society is solution is to just give them a drug to solve that. But it doesn't solve the other problems. The fact that they're stagnant, the fact that they're sitting around, not doing anything, the fact that they're like, there's no purpose in their life or that

they're, I don't know, whatever problem it is that's causing the, the, the depression. Cause it's not just, Oh, my brain isn't creating any serotonin. It's just the fact that you aren't doing anything that is creating the serotonin or whatever. Yep. Exactly. It's not like it's a holistic thing and not like the, it's not a singular problem. Yeah. And it also can't be like, and then therefore the singular solutions go out

the window, right? Which is like, but that's the problem because they can't charge somebody for a whole, for like the whole thing. You have to charge somebody for the dopamine, the, whatever medication provides dopamine for you, you, you it's like, okay, well, I guess if I'm going to treat the whole body, then I got to charge you for treating the whole body. Yep.

It's like, you can't just it's like, well, whereas I can itemize it, and I can provide you with one medication to solve your one problem. That's like, yeah. And then when, when you look at it down that that slice like that, it's, it's easy to be like, oh yeah, see, look, your, your dopamine levels are low because of the stuff you told us. So here is the pill for your dopamine level. And then the point that you're making is like, well, have we addressed their sleep? Have we addressed their eating?

Have we addressed how much they're moving and exercising? Have we addressed how much they're actually utilizing their brain and problem solving, right? Like as humans, I think like if we aren't aren't problem-solving or like working towards like figuring something out then like where we feel useless and once you start to feel useless that definitely starts to Fire up that cycle of like depression and anxiety and then you start to isolate which then further Beats that same circle, right? Yeah Jethro, what's up, dude? Are you still in LA? Good to see you, man. Has anyone here going to the games? I think so.

Probably least few of us. I would assume so. I don't know. Um, but yeah, I highly recommend, uh, that book from anatomy trains is what it's called. And, uh, it definitely, um, it definitely helped out my coaching like a lot of the other coaches. And that book from anatomy trains is what it's called. And it definitely, it definitely helped out my coaching like in the earlier days quite a bit.

And the thing is to is like, and this was part of the thing we talked about in terms of what we'll be discussing on that training channel when they when I do the interview with CrossFit HQ is like the more you're able to Educate yourself on on all that stuff. Yeah, that's it There it goes damn they got a new addition too. The one I have is the uh, that one. Yeah Cool That's it. So expensive book. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of good reviews. I mean, it's really, it's great. And it shows you like tactilely, like how to fix stuff. And if you could see all the colors across that anatomy drawing that they have at the beginning, those are the lines of fascia. Yeah. So those are all the lines of fascia. So then when you start to understand those lines of fascia and you watch people squat or do what they're gonna do you could start to see? Why things pool so if you go like go down to the pelvis a little bit more Caleb?

Yeah, so if you see the yeah I was even on the dong place so if you see the red lines that are crossing up by the belly button and then you see the two yellow lines the Saturias muscle that goes through there if you start to see somebody squat and their pelvis starts to dip to one side or the other. So if you want, if I'm watching Caleb squat, I'm standing right behind him and I just watched the top of his pelvis and I draw imaginary line there. And as he goes to the squat, I want to make sure that that imaginary line moves and rises at the same rate as opposed to like one side kind of tipping more or less.

And if that starts to happen, if you've read through some of this book, you could immediately go to one of your first things to address the issue would be the adductors, the yellow line coming through the setarius muscle there, and then that red line coming up the TFL, the IT band, and then crossing over. Like you would know to target right at that intersection where the red and yellow intersect right at the edge of that hip. And you could start your process there about reassessing why it is that the pelvis starts to drop on one side or the other during the squat.

So yeah, just kind of cool stuff like that. It gives you a little bit of insight, but I highly recommend it for coaches. And the reason why too is like what I was saying earlier is once you have information like that, you could really decide to how you want to package up your expertise as a coach. And so what I mean is like, I could go into the fire department and give the whole entire speech there and make them feel like, wow, that's training program is like really for me and going to help me. And then I could go into a corporation and talk to a lot of the employees that are there and they're going to be like, wow, this training program is really for me and going to help me. And then I could go into a corporation and talk to a lot of the employees that are there and they're going to be like, wow, this protocol is really going to help me.

And really, it's the same exact thing across the board. I just package it differently for the audience that I'm getting in front of. And the biggest thing that you could have in terms of your toolkit as a coach is your ability to recognize who is the person in front of me. Where do I need to meet them at in terms of their like psychological and physical capabilities? And then how do I package what I have to offer to really appeal to that person in front of me or the group of people or the scenario that you're talking about? And I think that the more you're able to understand how to do that really effectively that's gonna allow you to monetize your coaching in ways that you never really thought of so that was kind of the whole spiel that we're gonna be given on the podcast there maybe we'll

see how it goes I don't know she's leading an interview not me so I don't know it might get weird it might get weird we shall see hey and I already got three likes on that one of them is me. So to That's three it's yeah three of them three three like dog, they're all excited they'll want it to happen Everybody all three of you man gangs all here The truffles all here We'll have our our last conspiracy theory clip for the day Not even that great. I should have got a better one. Okay, we'll just do this and we'll do a little discussion about it

Bring it up here Let me bring it up here. Okay, apparently this is a 1997, an Area 51 employee made probably the space program made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of infiltrated a lot of aspects of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51. The disasters that are coming, the government knows about them, and there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now are they're not doing they're not doing anything they are not they want those major population centers wipe what we're thinking of what the hell yeah so

is that RFK is somebody Who was it earlier? I think it was a burn again and that was like yeah that clip might have been good Oh right here, uh, Bernie Gannon the weird music behind his narration doesn't help the credibility He was talking about the anatomy trains guy, but I completely Agree with that. It's like anytime there's something like that, they put that weird, spooky conspiracy music behind it and everything else. I'm always just like, yeah, I'm still atured off by this. Sometimes it's good, but I think I realize I think you could just not put music on stuff and it would be fine.

Yeah, it'd be much more. We'll listen to it. It'd still be credible. Yeah, that'd be much to it. It's still be credible. Yeah That's interesting What I always watch when I was when I was in college used to just like binge watch X files and I was like obsessed with it Or ever and so whenever I see stuff like that, it's I always just go back to the the whole I want to believe thing

Mm-hmm Just it'd be so fucking trippy to just I don't know meet an alien or something and Just like your whole universe just gets fucking thrown out the window. You don't even know like Anything's possible at that point Anything? Yeah, and that's always the rationale for like why, you know, the big government conspiracy is like why they would keep it quiet is because there's certain people, and I kind of put you and I in this category that would like see that and be like, damn, shit's all gonna change. And we're kind of just like, like, malleable to it. You're

just like, well, let's see how it comes. And then I think other people that happens and the reality shatters so much that like they can't, like they can't keep it together anymore. And so like, either these people descend into like destructive chaos or use it as like a way to like do a bunch of, you know, hey, there's going to be this big upheaval now. Or people are like, oh, my world's so shattered. Like I'm just going to lay in the fetal position and like, hope it goes away. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of funny.

Like, uh, I watched the, the Chernobyl docu-series on HBO and like one of the guys in the, in the reactor, like office or whatever, like the super head supervisor after the core exploded, he's like, that's not possible. It didn't happen, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, everybody else like, no, dude, like it did. And he just refused to believe it and just kept sending people out to like, do stuff. And he was just so aggressive. He I don't know, he just couldn't there's no, none of his worlds. Did he believe that that was possible. So then he just kept like ramming his head into the wall until eventually

like a bunch of people ended up dying. But it's that kind of thing. Like you just, you believe so strongly that something is not possible, that you will do anything to maintain your reality in that. And whatever you think is your reality it's yeah people it's just yeah fucks with people for sure kind of crazy you know like the power of belief and then furthermore to kind of round out the whole discussion of today the power of collective belief mm-hmm right I know man she's a little weird it's trippy and

then I also always think that, like the whole simulation theory, like it only exists because we like wish it in existence or work towards it in existence and think about it or manifest it or whatever you want to call. And so like, we are kind of the perpetuators of our own destiny in that sense, even though part of us want to think

that it's completely out of our control, might be way more within our control than we believe. Chad F, Caleb, part of that was he knew his career in possible life was on the line if he was the one in charge of when that happened. Yeah, for sure. But everybody else was telling him, everybody else knew what had happened and He was the only one who refused to believe it everybody else's life and career on the line, too, dude You're in Soviet Russia. You fuck up. You're so dead

Yeah, you're so dead. It doesn't even matter. None of it matters Those guys were sentenced to hard labor for like the rest of their lives Are you kidding me? Everybody's in the same boat over there. It also that reminds me to a lesser degree of Dr. Fauci. Right. Like he maybe not. Well, a little lesser, but yeah, but kept pushing that same that same thing, collected a bunch of belief on it.

It turned out that this is just a fucking absolute crook treason at the highest level. Yeah. Funding the labs in China, providing funding for the labs in China to research. To all sorts of shit. Why is it literally like bio weapons? And you know, it's crazy, too, with the like, regardless of how you feel about the you know election or Trump being president and stuff one thing that you cannot deny was that we had this belief that everything was Was slow like everything moved slow and that progress and change just doesn't come like that fast And then all of a sudden you get somebody like Trump that's in there and just starts hammering and hacking away and all these things happen so, so quickly. And

it's funny to think about because I always related to like small business versus corporate business. Like I always make the joke to the members. Like imagine if I acted how like AT&T does or PG&E. So you're like, you know, Caleb, you're like, Hey, Matt, like I'm, you know, I'm moving or something. I got to cancel my membership. And I'm like, Oh, great, Caleb, like, please just go ahead and go through these steps here. And we're going to call this person and then it's going to take us 20 days to go ahead and process that paperwork. And you're like, It's 1-800 number and go through the phone tree and Yeah. And you're like, what? No, what the fuck? Can somebody just hit the button and hit cancel? And it's like, well, no, that's not this department. Let me go ahead and send you over to this other department. Then like all of a sudden there's all this bureaucracy and red tape and you're like, how could nothing

just get done? Like just get it done. And so I always make the joke about like, if I just acted like that, like nobody would accept it because they all have the relationship with me in the gym. So they walk over and they're like, Hey, Matt, can you do X, Y, Z? And I'm like, well, let's go ahead and give Albert a call. And then he's the right department for that. And he could handle that. And let's go ahead and give Albert a call. And then he's the right department for that. And he could handle that. And then, oh, and there was a mistake. Well, that's okay.

I'll refund you in a gift card because you shouldn't. It's like, what? I still need that money. So you're gonna have to come pay me for something. Yeah, just. People just wouldn't accept it. But somehow if there's this like corporation or this bureaucracy, there's this illusion of stuff can't get done.

And it's just other human beings at the end of that. And if you have the incentive to be like, dude, you have to get this shit done. You got to be responsive to our audience. You got to be responsive to our customers. And we're not accepting this slow bureaucracy. All of a sudden, that timeline goes shrinks and shit could get done a lot faster. That timeline goes shrinks and she could get done a lot faster. What I find crazy is the with all of the people that are getting deported, like they're just balling them up. So, you know, I would imagine you would have to you would know that they have an idea of where all of these people are.

Like, imagine how long they've been keeping tabs on these people. Yeah. And they haven't been able to do anything about it until now. of these people are like, imagine how long they've been keeping tabs on these people. Yeah. And they haven't been able to do anything about it until now. So you're like, you're telling me that, Oh, just randomly within a week, we found a nightclub in Denver that had 50 illegal immigrants sitting in it. There's just no way we didn't, we didn't just stumble upon that or any of the people that we've been balling up and sending back to their countries That's just not the case. So there has been that there's been stalling everywhere because everybody just a man

Oh, it's the government that shit like paperwork needs to get filed We have to route it through all these channels all this other bullshit It's like no if you really want to get something done in the government you a hundred percent can do it Look at how fast we bought we rolled out the code vaccine for the military dude. How like as soon as that we got it, like everybody in the military get it right now go. You have x amount of months you got to start it today and you can like we set up tents in in shopping

malls within a week and we're just having 1000s of cars drive through and getting vaccines. That's how it like you can we can do that. It's just there's so much red tape that people don't want to like, it's like, oh, it's not really that important to me. And oh, well, if I do that, then they're going to be they don't really like that. That's not really part of the policy. So I don't think we're gonna do that. Isn't that it's just insane to me.

But yeah, you do that with a local business. They're like, yeah, I got it. No problem. Like look at Travis. You have Travis who is he's like, oh, my shirt's fucked up. Okay, cool. I'll give you another, send me that another, or you can keep it and then they'll send you another one, whatever it is.

He takes care of it so fast. Yep. Yep. And exactly matters. And it's because you're literally like working with that individual in, like, let's say, like as Travis's business grows and then he's offloading a lot of that work to other people, like he would still have that same expectation for his crew. Right. So like even as the layer of bureaucracy starts to like grow a little

bit, as it does with any business that starts to scale, you could still have that threat of urgency and responsiveness as the team grows. But I honestly think that a lot of that's put in place to make people feel like change is slow and impossible. Because if we all knew that by tomorrow, we could completely flip upside down a lot of this shit and start from anew and really start to make some progress on it Very quickly that would upheaval a lot of shit that is just kind of like entrenched because well, this is the way we did it We've always done it this way and I love Greg's

There's two lines that Greg always uses and he says well the crazy thing is is we only found the corruption isn't all over the Place we only found it in places that we looked Well, the crazy thing is we only found the corruption isn't all over the place. We only found it in places that we looked, which was like hilarious. And then the other one is, is that the system is working perfectly how it how it's supposed to function. Hmm. Meaning like, hey, even though we're saying there's all these things wrong with it, it's like, yep, there is. And all those things that are wrong are on wrong on are wrong on purpose. there is in all those things that are wrong or on wrong on our wrong on purpose. Yeah. And then when you really see somebody like Trump come in and kick the door down

and start just like moving all these things along and not accepting any excuses as to why it needs to take this length of time when it does not. Um, all of a sudden that illusion just kind of like goes away. I mean, you saw probably when he was going back and forth with the mayor of LA and he's like, why aren't these people a lot back in their houses? And she's like, well, we're working on it. And he's like, why aren't these people back in their houses? And she's like, well, we're working on it. And he's like, we've heard reports of six months like it doesn't take that long. And then she was like, yeah, we could probably get it in a week.

And all of a sudden that timeline shrunk drastically. And he was like, no, we could probably do it in a few days. Like, why can't they go back within a couple of days? And she's like, well, we don't know if it's safe. And he's like, it's safe. They know what they're doing. Yes, it's safe. Go ahead. You know, you don't need the government to tell you if it's safe and he's like, it's safe. They know what they're doing. Yes. It's safe. Go ahead. You don't need the government to tell you if it's safe or not. This.

Yeah. Uh, Jeremy said, speaking of the government, no more black history month. Half of me is offended. Here's the thing. There is all of those things. Black history month, women, whatever month day, whatever the fuck it is, that whole list of things that came out that they documented it like hey There's we're not doing this anymore

The reason for that is because we got all of those days off So you had like Every month I swear to God there were like two or three Mondays a month Where we just got it off because of some government holiday and the quote-unquote government holiday is something like that There there are still those things We just don't get the time off for it anymore. We don't need that shit. We don't need to have a time a day off for that. It seems so ridiculous. I always thought it was insane. I was like, we like I got a new day off every, every month. I swear. And I they would a day would show up be like, oh, yeah. Hey, by the way

There's no days there. We're getting a day off tomorrow. Like for what they're like, uh, so and so day of the week Like when did that become a thing? So yeah, we're just for the last four years We were to dish it out government days off and then on top of that we have training Tuesdays So every first Tuesday of the month you get that day off, too Nice I'm working like 50% of the month what? What that's what that's about it's not taking it away it's stop fucking giving us days off for no reason Yeah, no shit Jamie goes. I want the whole month off You can't do take the whole month of February off see what happened

Oh my gosh it's a Yeah, that type of shit is funny also to think about the Think about the weird like moral support superiority that you would have to have to give a whole entire community of people that have contributed no less than every other human that has contributed to the United States of America, but yet somehow that gets sent down by the governmental gods as your holiday. It's like the gays. Let's give everybody a day off because the gays are gay. give everybody a day off because the gays are gay. Sick. Right. It chalk it up. You ever ready to get a day off because people

are gay. Yeah. And we the government support it. That's right. Holy shit. It's absolutely insane. We did just get this little bit of breaking news in right here sent to us. Caleb. I'm not sure what it means we'll pull it up this photo contains sensitive content which some people may find very exciting okay and then it's clearly a looks like mayhem athlete logo interesting oh well we have this. Okay.

Where are we going? I guess we're going to Europe, partnering with Team Hustle Up. Exactly. And what are we doing there? So Hustle Up is bringing Meja Matthew to Europe and we're going to be doing two seminars in Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona or Barcelona. I don't know. Yeah, Barcelona and Paris.

Paris. And Paris. So we're going to be there. We're going to be there 4, 5th and 6th of February. And if I want to go, what I have to do? You sign up. Yes, you need to go to Hustle Up, you sign up and then maybe, hopefully, if you're lucky enough, you get randomly selected to train with us. And after that we're going to go to Berlin for the Coaches Congress. Berlin. Yes, and that's going to be the 7th, 8th and 9th of February in Berlin. Berlin. Berlin. Yeah.

Is there a wall there still? I'll find out. Let's go for it. It's been a while since I've been there. It's been a while, yeah. But anyways, Mayhem Mates come to Europe, Barcelona. We're going to have some fun. We've got the crew, a bunch of people.

We've got Jake, we've got Josh. We've got you, you're going, right? I might be there. Yeah, I might be there too. Hillary, Violet, Maddie, Scott, the whole Mayhem crew. Can I leave anybody Christine, I might be there. I might be there too. Hillary, Violet, Maddie, Scott, the whole Mayhem crew. We got everybody else. Christine, Jake, Josh, us.

That's all. Come hang out. We'll have some fun bringing Mayhem to Europe. All right, interesting. What's Hustle Up again? So Hustle Up is an app that they're trying to get into the CrossFit space with the parent company of it. B Sport, I think it was or something like that, is a European company that basically

took all of the like non-professional soccer leagues, I think, and made it into this big, co-agglomerate app for all the leagues around Europe. And essentially, it's some billion-dollar company, and they wanted to make another branch of that, which is Hustle Up and then also Northern Spirit. So those two companies came out of V-Sportport and they were essentially trying to come out here to make some waves in the CrossFit space. We saw them first show up last year at the Games. And ironically enough, we had a conversation with the CEO of Hustle Up about putting together some sort of like go to market US strategy for them around content advertising and stuff like that for the games through media launch.

So we learned quite a little quite a bit about it and then it got really quiet and they told us like we realized that they had just had a shitload of funding come in from Europe, like millions and millions of dollars. And so we're like, okay, they're probably willing to invest like into this campaign. And then something happened with with the situation. And they ended up saying, hey, we're gonna like tone this back quite a bit. And then they kind of like still had their sponsorship at the games in semi finals. But it was very like quiet, like you didn't hear like a lot about it. And then they kind of went away and then um and now it looks

like they're doing some stuff with mayhem which is a good call for them and uh yeah so pretty interesting yeah yeah trying to see uh oh yeah see there you go vindicate also includes northern spirit yep yeah it's nuts um Cool. All right. Well, that was fun. Nice. Got a nice little two hour show in today. Thanks for, uh, thanks for jumping on. I told Tavon, I was like, yeah, I was like, I could probably do it on Sunday. I was like, I don't have anything till a little bit later in the afternoon.

He was like, oh, that'd be awesome. So I was like, okay, then, um, never really like Whatever I keep getting this weird text deed from this random number like in broken english being like Can you talk to me with work is work like no, give me the fuck alone. Um Block it And then I i've made the show up when I got up this morning texted you and was like hey, dude You want to come on? Please jump on it'll be fun. And glad we did it. Yeah. So everybody else, uh, thanks for hanging out.

Uh, standing gave us a seven out of 10. I will take that. That's like a day point or a pizza, uh, review. So like, you know, seven out of 10 ain't bad. Um, I love over a five from Sandy. I'll take it. We will definitely take it. Judy, my husband started a new job, had to go back to work before I even left the hospital. I haven't let him live that down almost 20 years. I don't know what that means. I think eternity maternity leave. That's what they're talking about. Oh, got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. They're doing their own thing in the comments. Cool. Okay

um She's saying it was bryana with the manifestation story for her. Okay. All right. That's good. Yeah Love a good manifestation story Uh the real met you all this useful information while I clean the gym and fixing handstand push-up stations. Awesome Yeah, I love it I love the fact that uh If anybody listens to this way they clean their gym or the gym floors is important to me because I used to listen to all the barbell shrug stuff back in the day. Yeah, clean the

floors of my gym. So that's awesome. Hey, Matthew, you are the number five highest earner on KillTaylor by the way. You're the fifth highest earner on KillTaylor. Are we gonna post that graphic? You made that graphic? Yeah, I did. fifth highest burner on kill Taylor. Are we going to post that graphic? You made that graphic? Yeah, I did. That thing was sick, dude. Are we going to post it? Yeah, we can.

I think, yeah, I think we should. I liked it. Great job. Um, Pat gave us an eight out of 10. Jethro, 69 out of 10. Solid. Appreciate it. Caleb gets it.

Yeah. See, he was on top of it. Um, uh, poor boy. I'd masturbate to this show brother There are better things to masturbate to i'll tell you that have you looked at your girlfriend lately? Oh my gosh, i'm excited to finally be coaching at my gym. Hey, that's awesome. Oh sick Congrats Congratulations adam suza the strain text might be an angel. Do you even listen to this podcast?

Yeah, that's true. It might be earlier. Kenneth, a lot asked if I had any supernatural experiences. That'll be great for the next the next show. All right. TSP. This must be over the speakers while cleaning. Yeah, please. All right, guys. Thank you. Thanks for hanging out.

Caleb, thanks you for always being so awesome. Best producer in the space. And we will see you guys tomorrow morning. Saban will be back with his regular show. I don't think we have. We do have a couple of guests that are pending. So this calendar over this next week here will slowly fill up once he gets back home. And we got some exciting people coming on. So

adios, y'all. Bye-bye.