The Sevan Podcast - CrossFit Games Update Show | CrossFit vs The World

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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Did you say Vietnam good morning, that's as loud as I can talk today where the fuck is Tyler Geez you are fucked up dude There's this guy There's this guy In the UK named cuck Richie, you know, he is he's got a YouTube account cuck Richie Yeah, dude. That's a crazy channel. It's like What does doesn't he have this workout regimen? It's like Get cuck in 20 days. It's like 20-day cucks

Get cucked in 20 days This fucking guy this is I'm gonna show you guys a textbook example of what's exactly right this is I'm gonna show you why There's dumb people and then there's just fucking world-class imbeciles This is um, this is exactly wrong. What's wrong with John Woolley? So and then the same thing with Craig Richie, if you say, if you say I'm not going to sign up for the CrossFit open and I'm not going to sign up for, and I'm not going to give any more money to affiliates and CrossFit HQ. Cool. That's your prerogative. You do what you got to do.

Then to tell other people not to do it. Now you've, you've upped it. You know what I mean? Now you're trying to actually, you're trying to make some sort of statement in a movement. Let's say you got, let's say like you have enough metutian and you don't want to buy anymore. That's fine. That's fine. That's your prerogative. But now if you're telling other people, Hey, I have three bottles of metutian at my house and I'm not buying any, you shouldn't buy any either. Or Hey, I, my,

my wife won't suck my dick anymore because I use metutian. You shouldn't do it either. Now you're starting to campaign. You shouldn't suck your wife's dick? Yeah, you shouldn't suck your wife's dick. So thank you for the clarity. Now listen, and then if we say to you, hey, if you're telling people not to affiliate, not to do the open, get the fuck out of here. Get off the boat. This is our this is our playground and you're demeaning it. And that's our prerogative to say that. But if your response to us and this is where Craig, this is how stupid John Woolley and and Cuck Richie are, they keep

coming back with, well, why can't we talk and have a different opinion no you can talk and you can have a different opinion and you do have a different opinion we have never suggested you can't talk you go to that because you you you're hearing what you want to hear you can say we're never telling you that you can't talk. You can say whatever you want. You're totally welcome to your opinion. And then the fact that you say, why aren't we welcome to our opinion? Why can't we all have opinions? What you're really saying, let me help define it for you, you dumb fuck wooly and cuck richie.

What you're really saying is you're bothered by our opinion and you're playing the victim You're trying to take the moral of a high ground, but you're not But you're not someone make a character poor Sevon's voice instead of heavy Seve Play this for you. I mean he he does it right here. It's like dude No, I it's so obvious what you're doing, but it just shows how many people fall for this dumb shit Listen to how fucking stupid this guy is. He is world-class dumb But what's crazy is is that there are so many people that are world-class dumb that they just fucking eat this shit up It's it's it's mind-boggling to me. I mean my take on the video is probably that fuel moral

He's talking about chase's video, by the way, he's saying my take on the video, you know, when Chase is like, hey, if you don't if you if you're telling people not to affiliate not to join the open, get the fuck out of here. That's a fair response. Telling people not to buy sample training. Good. Get the fuck out of here. I'm telling people not to watch the seven podcast. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Fuck you. There's nothing wrong with that

Pumper says I don't stand by what's gone on across the HQ and how they've been handling the situation and what happened at the CrossFit Games I'm not gonna do the open. That's fine. That's not what they're doing Craig They're not just saying I'm not gonna do the open or I'm not gonna do the affiliate So that's your first fucking mistake on the premise what they're saying is is they're telling other people not to do it. They're trying to start some sort of movement So who who who's that? All those fucking tools they're the the pfaa the eric chandler's. Um the uh, jack mccuaids Those people

I will say this Luca we had this little back and forth. Yeah, I never told anybody not to do it and I was like, but you did tell them to think about what they spend their money on and what kind of companies they give their money to. Oh, he's lying. He's lying. He's lying. And you are at Dubai. He's lying. Where they just kill people to make venues. Hey, him saying that's like raping a woman with a condom on and saying my dick never touched you.

I agree. I agree. Oh my god. You agree? 100%. That's like raping a woman with a condom on and saying my dick never touched you when you Percent when you tell people to think where you spend your money, it's like oh so all that means is that you're a fucking world-class Cuck in your opinion. Hey Luca fucking dude take a fucking side, dude Listen, you already fucked. Let me say this to you Luca. you already fucked up. You could have been the poster child for fucking CrossFit. You could have carried your brother's fucking name fucking into fucking legendary status. Instead, you're having a fucking meltdown and there's two groups of people. Let me tell you who they are Luca. There's people who are watching you go bat shit crazy and then there's another group

of people who are watching you go bat shit crazy but they're saying, well, they're going to give you a pass because your brother died. But they're but they all agree on it, dude. I'm telling you the truth. And let me tell you who the people who really like you, the people who are just saying you're going bat shit crazy and not giving you a pass. You're always welcome back on this side of the fence. But you could have been legendary status, dude.

And you could have carried your brother's name and torch through the whole thing. And you could have made real fucking impact. Instead, right now you're just fucking flailing. Okay, let me keep playing this. This confused Richie thing. It's fucking embarrassing. Daniel, fuck you Sevan.

Craig has done just as much for CrossFit as you have Wait a second, okay Daniel, but I never said anything about how much he's done for CrossFit How now you're conflating issues? Let's say that is true What what now what okay, but what's the fuck you for he's still I'm not I'm not So he brought a lot of idiots into the school. What do you mean? What? This guy said that his business was hurting and he like needed help. He's like, we're losing money. We don't, we don't know what to do, but we don't quit hustle, but we're losing

money. Look at his podcast studio. You know how much fucking money it costs to have that done at your podcast studio? This fucking tender handed little motherfucker didn't do any of this shit himself. He paid some fucking labor in the UK to come do this. Probably a fucking $300 a rate hour. 300 quid, 300 quid an hour. He probably paid. Looks the exact same as sevens. All he is a liar. No, dude. Dude, my grandma's couch, a pound of weed and fucking enough iubes to feed Africa. Dude, my studio's with boom and a grand, dude. My studio's way dude my seat is way crazy dude I got three monitors that are five grand apiece I ain't I ain't embarrassed to that and

he's got the waist of a 12 year old girl dude anyway let's go let's go on okay sorry very nice who if you put your thumbs in his belly button you could wrap your hands all the way around his back and touch your fingers while you just bend him over and you know what I mean? I'm saying bro. I know what you're saying. Okay, let's listen to him some more. But trying to hold an organization accountable, bringing up points like

And let me also remind you Daniel, whatever's in vogue, Craig Richie does. Like do you remember when mental health issues were in vogue? He picked up a mental health issue. I mean, even like five of them, even Bryson jumped on his bandwagon for clothes that are 10 sizes too big. How they've been handling the situation and what happened at the CrossFit games, I'm not going to do the open. That's fine. But trying to hold an organization accountable, bringing up points like I felt like he's confl do the open. That's fine. But trying to hold an organization accountable,

bringing up points like I felt like you're conflating the issues. There he did it again. Oh, dude, you said conflating. That's Bryson's favorite word now. You're going to trigger Taylor. He said, he said, he said, it's fine if you don't do the it's fine if you don't do the open or you don't do the the science being affiliate or use the word crossfit. No one disagrees with you there, dude. But what we're saying is if we want to stay on this side of the fence and we still want to do CrossFit and we still think it's cool and we're benefiting from it and we're getting a shitload from the community, if you're going to attack it,

then what are you, we're going to fucking ass pound you back and it's fine. It's fun. We're having fun, but don't act like you're not allowed to say anything. You are. You're allowed to say whatever you want. You fucking cuck. Not in the UK. Right. Holy shit. Did you see someone, some fucking guy in the UK got arrested for

posting a picture of the fucking British flag online. They said it incited violence. Dude, we should we should have Craig Ritchie arrested for fucking posting this video. It's inciting. It's inciting violence on me dude. I'm getting violent. This was very directed towards what Luca has been saying. Like if you can't open- Luca? You call them Luca? Yeah. And then you discuss something, right? And say, this is what I feel. You can make your own mind up. Sort of thing. And also if like, of course he can say that dude, you're saying

nothing. No one is saying Luca can't say that and people make their mind up. You see how he's pivoting what the fucking issue is. It's because he's afraid to fight with us because he's a fucking pussy. Listen, dude, no one has ever said they can't say that stuff. Just like you shouldn't say the implication by you saying that is that we can't say that stuff. Just like you shouldn't say the implication by you saying that is that we can't then respond to it. You have fucking no spine, dude. Go ahead, Taylor. I was going to say also go back one second when he has Lucas in stories up. Like this is the most wild part about Lucas stories is he literally says that cross go back one more for good. And what happened at the crossfit games

I'm not gonna do the open. That's fine. That's fine But trying to hold an organization accountable bringing up points It's not but it's and learn the fucking language and what button and is in the difference more on I felt like this post was Very directed towards what Luke all ahead look I have a question if you carefully about giving your money power and time to a company that doesn't value human life and then you go and compete at Dubai, that's the most wild hypocrisy I've ever seen.

And also you kind of said this already. You kind of said this already, but that is telling people not to sign up for the open. It doesn't matter if he didn't say say don't sign up for the CrossFit Games 2025 open that's telling people not to sign up for the right and in any way you're insinuating you're making an inference You're implying something. Yeah, and I think Super into soaking and be like I never had sex Yeah, no you did dude. Go ahead Tyler. Oh

I just didn't know what the fuck was going on. Hey, and then here's the here's the other thing too. Um this company CrossFit You can give credit For saving more human days more lives More human hours than fucking any other company on the fucking planet And yet you want to say they don't care about life because your brother entered the fucking peak fucking competition that it has And he died and so now you want to say the entire company doesn't care Well, you know what?

The adequate response would be that Luca you don't care about all the people's lives that CrossFit did save Think of all the fucking women out there who couldn't get pregnant and they did CrossFit and got their shit together and their pussies became Ripe and they could then have babies Joel. I want Craig Richie has more fat impactful behind the scenes than you Yes, great, thank you good I hope so I'm? I, yes, great. Thank you. Good. I hope so. I'm fucking old and out of touch. Thank you.

Is Luca, is Luca- Hey, and that's the kind of word, and by the way, that's the kind of word Craig Richie and Craig Woolley would appreciate. Impactful. Something with just no definition and just out there. Good. Thank you. I love you, too

Seven has a bigger dick than Craig Richie's wife About that. Have you seen her in spandex? It's like that. Sorry Anyway, yeah, what's crazy? Let's finish this out and we'll see we'll see how dainty this fucking guy is listen I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that Contact with me for the fucking life of me three years in a row been nothing but fucking kind of camp fucking make eye contact

And he's saying if you can't discuss it's like come on, dude And I'm by no means am I saying you're afraid of me you could fucking squash me with your pinky But like you're a fucking nervous wrecking person dude look at his face right here. Yeah, that's the ultimate screen grab, dude It looks like he's in a fucking porn video. He's about to get a load shot on his face Don't tell me about conversations being easy conversations are hard dude Looks like he's bracing for something Conversations are hard and I get it and I don't hold it against you either for for being fucking weird in public. It's hard I think it's hard

Ty would you come on his face right now? Yes nicely If he has nicely thrown mind up sort of thing. And also if opinions aren't voiced and we just sweep everything under the rug and carry on like everything was normal and we don't protest in a way that we feel like. Who's he talking to? We were expressing our opinions before you made this video, dude. So what he's really saying is he thinks that we're telling those people not to talk. Hey, he probably thinks that me, Taylor and JR were all wrong for going live right after

it happened. I can't believe I went live with Luca when Luca was suffering. Bro, that's so hard. Love that accent. Jesus Christ. Should, how does justice or meaningful change ever happen? I don't know. I Don't love any of this not gonna lie and hate it like it's it's just like I don't think that was necessary

Now he goes after chase that video like the way the swearing is just like I thought this comment kind of what's with the gatekeeping work and you know swearing this comment kind of what's with the gatekeeping work? You're swearing. What a fucking swearing. I can't believe he's sweared, mother. Mother, did you hear him swear? Oh my God. Tell us you take fucking massive cocks in your ass without telling us. Dude, what the fuck are you saying?

Okay. Well, he has no huge vocabulary. He doesn't need to swear. He's so good at expressing himself without swearing. So what's with the gatekeeping? Dude, nobody is gatekeeping. I want to tell you something. This is the freest sport of all. Freer than football, the NBA, major league baseball. The athletes can say whatever they want. Um, uh, um, uh, you could be a flat earther. You could love Jesus. You could be a Satan worshiper.

You can be a bat shit crazy girl from a fucking Nashville. You can fucking, this isn't like we're free. You can wear a Trump hat. You could wear a Kamala vagina on your clothes. You can, yeah, you can be a fucking homo. We are free. There's no gatekeeping here. There's no retribution.

This is the one, this is like, this is the one. And let me, I know that the athletes are dying to sell their soul for $100,000 fucking contracts so that they can't be honest ever again, but we're not there and we're free. And you say this dumb shit, what's with the gatekeeping? Like, I know what you're trying to do there. You're shit. What's with the gatekeeping like I Know what you're trying to do there. You're trying to imply that someone's gatekeeping. No one's gatekeeping

Hold ourselves accountable. What is wrong with holding the leadership accountable? Are we expected to support them? No matter what no It's perfectly okay to criticize headquarters to withhold your money from headquarters and listen you fucking cock again this station these people on here have criticize HQ more than you ever have in a million fucking years and method more than you ever will do they wouldn't even give me so go ahead they wouldn't even give me a fucking media credential at the games this year Craig Richie got him fucking stuffed up his asshole cuz he's got On falls cock so far down his throat. He can't even fucking yeah, right I can't even sway You guys through the cock you might have got it No, the problem is I talked about butt fucking I talked about butt fucking and uh, I sent someone a DM I shouldn't have sent but to say that

He told one of the staff that no longer works there anymore that what did you say you would fuck his girlfriend or his girlfriend I said someone else would fuck would I said someone else could do their job while fucking their wife or something like that Crazy but here's one to one of Annette's agents. It was deserved. And, uh, but it was honest. Yeah. I didn't need to do it. It was a hundred percent deserve.

But for Craig to say that like, wait, I saw an egg. Cool. Is that's basically all that I do. Yeah. It's, but he'll only do it when it's cool to do it. When, when it's the popular opinion, that's when but he'll only do it when it's cool to do it when popular opinion. That's when he'll do it. Yes. And to even imply the, like the word gatekeeping, I can't think of a more fucking elitist scumbag group of people than Craig Richie and the circles that he runs in, in terms of

being aloof and circling off your people away from and above the entire community. You don't interact with people. Like shut the fuck up dude. That's such bullshit. I don't want to be the guy that complains that he didn't pull up my comment. Like why didn't you talk about my thing? But I feel like I set the record pretty straight in that post where I said like, hey, You can be upset about what happened and also want to hold the community together and not want to fire Dave all at the same time

He he neglected to pull that one up Also, I had an interesting conversation about this today. I don't talk to my mom very much I haven't talked to her probably in like eight months backstory my mom's much. I haven't talked to her probably in like eight months. Backstory, my mom's paranoid schizophrenic. And I was talking about the past eight months and I brought up the games and she goes, I know all about it. I didn't know she knew what I do.

I was there and she goes, she said, it's okay. Like this really sucks, but this is the thing that makes you stronger This is something that'll bring the community together and make you stronger and I was like, how is that not been the fucking narrative? It took my mom a paranoid schizophrenic to have that take and no one else like we can't fucking how is that? happening Does she smarter than Craig Richie? No, she is a fucking genius, but that's besides the point.

Okay, so I just I just wanted to bring that up like the mischaracterization from these fucking idiots out here like wooly and like it's once again they can't help but twist playing the victim. Brian Friend does it, Ritchie does it, woo wooly does it they can't help but spin it like somehow We're gatekeeping. We don't criticize hq. We don't hold them accountable, dude I say this with zero humility. We're the fucking kings of all of it except for playing the victim We're the we're the king of promoting crossfit. We're the king of cross Criticizing crossfit. We or the king of banging your mom.

We are the fucking kings. This is the crazy part is when CrossFit fucks up the programming for quarterfinals or like, for example, when they did that in 2022 and the quarterfinal workouts were exactly the same as 2021, I came on and did my first programming show. I made graphics side by side of 2021 test one, 2022 test one, two, three, four, five, et cetera. And I got told I had applied for an internship on seminar staff. I got told I would never get a job on seminar staff because of that video. So to be because of that podcast, so for anyone to imply that we don't criticize, first off, fuck you.

anyone to imply that we don't criticize first off, fuck you. You fucking scumbag. Second off, what we don't do is we don't take an entity that's like, and I'm not even talking about Ed cool. I'm talking about the fucking methodology, stupid fucking red coat. First off, we don't take, uh, an entity that's writhing on the ground. One that just saves millions of lives and just piss and shit and fucking throw stones at it and just fucking destroy something

that has given you this massive platform for no fucking reason, which is what you guys are doing. And I'm not saying Lazar's death is no reason. I'm saying there's no reason to just be fucking punting CrossFit into the stands. But when they make a mistake that you should criticize, it's like you have their, it would baffle you for anyone to speak out against them. Like for me to

criticize the quarterfinal programming, you guys would be like, wow, I can't believe you did that. Or for Sevan to say that this action by HQ is stupid. I've never heard any of them criticize HQ in that way a single time, but after an incident like this or the Floyd 19 thing, it's burn it all down. We'll do it ourselves. Taylor, I can say whatever I want. Why are you telling me I can't talk? It's like there's never any constructive criticism.

It's only wait for it to be so weak that you think you can kill it so that you can somehow, you know, you have something to gain from it going away, but they'll never offer criticism to it when it's healthy and can strike back. Right. Well, and it's always about what they can get from it. It's always about what they can get from it. And then they're and they're open and honest about that. They're not trying to burn bridges because they want to get what they can get from it. It's always about what they can get from it. And they're open and honest about that. They're not trying to burn bridges because they want to get what they can get. It's not that the buttery bros don't have opinions. It's they don't want to lose their

access and that's fine. I'm not even taking a shot at them for that. But Craig, we know that- Go ahead. They also don't care about wanting to say what they want and wanting to be able to say what they want. They care about other people thinking they're not allowed to say what they want and wanting to be able to say what they want. They care about other people thinking they're not allowed to say what they want. You know, it's hilarious. I just remembered this. Don and Annette turned down my media credential at the games this year.

And I have no fucking problem saying that it wasn't, it wasn't anyone in CrossFit media. It wasn't anyone in fucking head of marketing. Don and fucking Annette turned down my media credential, my fucking media credential and Bryson's too and JR's because I said something about someone getting butt fucked in the ass. And you know what? They could have given me, listen to this, they could have given me a media credential and they would have never seen my bald, ugly fucking mug the entire weekend. But you know what they didn't give me a media credential So instead I sat up in the fucking booth with Sarah Cox fucking five feet away from Don and Annette all weekend

Looking at my fucking eyes Hey if we had media passes would we have done those podcasts like right after event I know not talking about that. And you guys killed the podcast game. You guys ruled the air. So that was kind of cool. It worked out. Okay. So some of the things I want to talk about today are the fact that going along this same line is there's media in the space, there's events in the space. There's training in the space. There's programming in the space There's all these things in the space, right?

And You could be as critical as you want of CrossFit. They still have the biggest media library in the space There's no fucking second place. There's no third place. There's no fourth place. There's no fifth place but specifically around events You could complain all day about CrossFit events. The CrossFit Games, the way the semi-finals are judged, the open workouts. There is still nothing close to it. And I know some people are going to be like Rogue.

Nope. The reason why Rogue's not even close to it at all is because Rogue's an invitational. It doesn't have the open. It's not the community piece. I'm not saying it's not even close to it at all is because rogue's an invitational. It doesn't have the open It's not the community piece. I'm not saying it's not great. It's just not it's just not the games It doesn't crown the fittest Nor are they aiming to but I want to show you some of these other events I want to show you before you think that the grass is greener on the other side and let Bryson Del Monte Taylor self and Tyler Watens i'm gonna show you some of these uh

these other events going on it is it is truly bat shit crazy what's going on out there okay uh i haven't even seen this one yet this one's new here we go what is this what the this is not it to buy that is not dubai This is not a Dubai. That is not Dubai. Adapt and overcome bro. I didn't even know that was possible. He didn't even. Yeah, so try it. It's gene right there.

I saw this earlier and this is exactly what it looks like when we have lunges in class. And I'm trying to make the class laugh by explaining like what bad forms like I'm like this I've never seen this in my affiliate what what it might have been faster if he just did it normal like I've never seen this either is this Dubai I can't tell I don't know what do you mean you don't know we need a bucket we don't need facts. Where's hold on read the read more the comments. I will tell you this It's a competition. It's a competition Do you recognize any of these athletes Can you you can yes, that's Dubai

Oh my fucking god What's wrong what's wrong with this why don't you like this Taylor all hail Luca. What's wrong with this? Why don't you like this, Taylor? All hail Luca, he's gonna win Dubai. Way more important than winning the games. Look at the standards here. He's really the fittest in the desert. Wow.

There is something to be said for still winning even though everybody's moving like shit. No, there's nothing to be said for that because you just move like shit too. But dude, this is- Yeah, but you're better at moving like shit. Is this the second most financially backed event in the space? No.

After the games in Rogue? No. Oh, after the games in Rogue. Water Palooza's higher. I don't know. This guy's got oil money pouring out of his anus, dude. What's the one in Spain? This guy definitely has more money than spain i bet he's got

a whole i shouldn't say this i think they could do whatever they they wanted something crazy just almost came out of my mouth wow if your editor caught it then that's crazy yeah how bad your editor had something to do with those It had something to do with those goats that show up on Instagram that have the bubble butts. And it's always like I grab them and smack them. Can we pull up a video of that? No. I got it.

I got it. Okay, so this isn't good. This is embarrassing, right? Why did you get the goat? It's embarrassing. Very embarrassing. Yeah, this is one of the goats right here. Like you guys, this isn't a one-off here.

This isn't an accident. This isn't someone missed something in a submission for semi-final. This isn't a confusion about a lockout at the top of a muscle up. There's no, there's no oops there. There's nothing there. There's no oops. He has a mobility issue. You can't open his knee all the way. There's no oops. He has a mobility issue.

You can't open his knee all the way. Let's see. I saw this or someone commented. What's the point of even having a judge? This basically looks like a class workout now, which I agree with the first part, but the second part kind of hits me off because I'm like, what are you letting your classes do? I've never, what are you letting your classes do? I've never, I agree with Taylor. I've you've actually seen someone not open their hip in a lunge before in class.

It's I've never seen anything this egregious. I've seen it, but you just tell them, you tell them. That's all. Yeah. I got the final event right here. You guys want to check this out? Oh yeah, please. Let's see. You got Dubai fitness challenge final event revealed here on the seven podcast

Sleep my lagging I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I got to get that out of here. Never going to be invited to Dubai. Go. It was a goat. Go push. Sorry. Do you have to finish five of them? Oh my goodness. What's crazy is you can't make this shit up. This is what we're gonna get. This is where we're headed. Don't forget, right after he complained about PFAA, Brent hit his head when he was pulling the rower at Wadapalooza. Oh my god, that's a Nolokai Jesus no, it's not. Yes. It is. Yeah. It is. Yeah it is

What a fucking cock Why would you ever release not extending his hips all you know who that looks you know, that looks like Jason Jason, hey, he's not opening his hip either Not opening his hip either. Yeah, he is Not on that one. Not on that one. You're right. Not on that. He's pulling his hip down. That looks, dude, you know, he will never see move like this. Well, I guess I've never seen Matt like this. I hate to, I hate to get mad. We never once seen a Matt Fraser move like this. Rich, rich either ever, ever the old school guys all do the headlock through all the way. I don't hate to give Matt credit for anything in terms of like how he moves and competition wise.

And I guess I guess I don't know. So once again, this is happening the same weekend. And this is and this is happening at FITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFITFIT to be held overseas guys come on I want to remind you I want to remind you of the problem we had with the rogue judge it wasn't the lack of judging it was the over judging and the lack of consistency in judging so just think about the difference do you remember that year it was like lane 7 or lane 5 and we're like what the fuck's going on with this fucking judge but dude it was easily an oops or at least it was a problem with the consistency with all the judges or it was the judge was judging too hard. It's this this what's egregious shit is like crazy. And hey, it's not doing an old any favors

either. He's a fucking great dude. He needs a judge to tell him he's knocked that shit off. I fucking hate him now. I love him. I'm with Bryson. Whenever I see someone move like that, I immediately that's the second time you know, you fucking kicked a water bottle and almost killed a baby. Yeah, but I never fucking move like shit like that. I don't fucking intentionally. What's worse? Yeah, I'd rather watch Taylor kill three babies and do a fucking thruster and not look. Okay, so this is the same weekend, guys, these aren't isolated incidents. Okay, so this is the same weekend guys these aren't isolated incidents Okay, and by the way, like I don't Let me I have to tell you like I don't care either like I'm not I understand that Bryson and Taylor care I

Don't care, but it's like what do you want for an event? He also apologized Oh that Taylor did Taylor did, Anola Kai did not. The baby. And, and- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You, you, I mean, you stopped the event early to run over and apologize. We're like, apologize later. That was pretty cool of you and stupid.

Okay, so this is Hi-Rox. Is that Hi-Roy? Hi-Roy. And you, dude, look at the judge. I think that's Honor next to him. Dude, look at the judge. That dude's a freaking giant next to him. I Did Dude look at the judge. Why do you do freaking giant next to that? Yeah, there's a sleep. What's that judge doing? Video pop this guy for trying his fucking best. He already fucked steroid user What's up this judge? I've never seen a judge so relaxed

It was such a weak argument for hunter to make It's like we're throwing rocks because we want you to move well and we don't want you to look like shit And you want to go cry about it? Are you kidding me? That was my best impersonation of him and I just realized in order to actually do an impersonation of him I'd have to have probably like A massive dildo that I just sat on that was so excruciating that it made me wince every time I like said something. Every time I like took a breath like, like winced a little bit. Also for a dude who does well on the media, he would like the Hiller shining on high rocks at all is media light. You would think Hunter would appreciate that and here he is crying about it. It's like no, dude You're you're popular enough for us to give a shit

Fair Hey, um hyrox is basically people who just want to do the same crossfit workout over and over I don't blame you for that. It's just fucking murph over and over again. That's cool What's not crossfit? It's not look at this fucking pussy But it but once again, this is what you're gonna this is what you're gonna get Remember when you dear Jeffrey Adler when you leave CrossFit, no Olsen. This is where you're going You're gonna end up in a fuck in as a meme Is this considered a meme? I?

Would say now we can turn this is a hit piece. You definitely could turn it into one You should talk to this guy, you know Bryson hates this guy now, too. Oh, yeah Maris just texted me and she said would you rather be pro choice or squat like shit? He's talking about Marissa. So that's a tough one for Bryson. Oh All right pull up Luca Luca Luka so Luca's right arm isn't locking out all the way when I neither Luka shit Luka. That's bad What do you think about Jake's that a slur at Jake? Yeah, it's a big dude. Yeah Him are doing beautiful reps and he's out there just cheating his fucking heart out cheat cheat cheat cheat

cheat cheat Yeah, Jake is moving. Well It can be done. You know, the standards can be met way to go HWPO athlete moving well out there hard Winkies payoff. He probably got no rep and then he just looked at his judge was like, Oh, so you don't value human life and then they felt bad and just let him keep going. Hmm. Hard Winkies. Yeah, that would be so that's the equivalent. So that's the equivalent. They're saying he knows he made a mistake and he's saying, okay, I made a mistake. Everyone knows a mistake was made, you know, that it sucks his brother died.

But he what if we just said, hey, fuck you, Luca, we know you don't care about movement standards, any of that shit. You fucking liar. You'll do anything to win. You fucking liar. Um, you'll do anything to win Hmm I don't think he's doing that on purpose. I think he's doing that that out of ignorance. Don't you that's just pure ignorance I mean if a judge is it no repping me i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep doing it He also got third in this workout, which is a good point. I don't think most athletes move like this on purpose I don't think most athletes move like this on purpose But I do think the ones that are completely ignorant of it are worse than the ones that kind of are skirting the line

Purposely Bryson. Did you just say your own point was a good point? No, I said my pillars Here's the caption Now this is wild and all we're doing here people is we are completely reinforcing The validity to James Sprague's title fittest on earth. He's the fucking fittest on earth I'm lor's a fucking quitter Hey, we gotta are we talking about Kristoff today cuz I can't wait to go on this fuck Okay, we will I do want to touch on touch on this real quick Cause I can't wait to go on this fuck. Okay. We will. I do want to touch on this real quick. Somewhere or someone wrote Laura's a quitter and then someone else wrote,

no, she had a valid reason to quit. It's like, dude, quitting is quitting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a quitter. I quit fucking drinking and drugging. Check the end of that sentence. It, there's quit in it. Yeah. No one's saying whether it's valid or invalid. That's a totally different conversation. She's a quitter We're also we haven't even gotten to the worst part of dubai yet The sandbag workout. This is push. This is this is I think this is this is the worst one i've seen This one is just this is ridiculous

She pushed finale This is emma mccuaid What the fuck that looks crazy. What the fuck is this dude? I want to give how would you even do that? How would you I mean that's got to be conscious right? Yeah, it is and that's why I want to give her a break like if the if no one is getting called for anything Like Taylor, I know that you would probably be like fuck it. I'm gonna move well anyway, but it's like rich frowning So would Matt Frazier so what's the point? What's the point of winning if you're not doing the actual exercise? You're not winning. You're just reinforcing how much of a fucking pussy you are, but Jenny has a good comment She's a functional fitness athlete. This is functional fitness, please shit

She's a functional fitness athlete. This is functional fitness. Please shit. Hmm. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not that bump on me tripping over a barbell, but... Dude, once again, I haven't seen anything this bad in an affiliate either. This is crazy. Her elbow's behind her sometimes. I've seen this. This is almost more sumo deadlift high pull than fucking clean. This is just crazy. It's a sumo deadlift power clean.

I've seen a bunch of like 45 year old dudes who just spent the first 30 years of their life benching. This is the 50 year old dude classic. Yeah. Will you send me the story? I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I want to see it. What did he say?

I don't know. Someone said Emma is such a weak, fragile bitch. And then someone else said she deleted her story and pool boy said, oh, well, I screen saved that sent to me, please. Pretty please. Once again, listen, no one cares. Emma, don't be scared. No one hates you. No one's mad at you. You're free. Except me. You're not even I'm no one. Listen, if you want to be in a sport that's not free, go to the fucking Olympics. You have to share a bathroom there with fucking boys and girls together. Magnus.

You know what guys, guys who do nothing but suck dick and actually don't ever work out just say, yeah, I'm a good bencher. I'm great, I got a good bench. And that's code speak for, oh, you know. I would say Emma's not even really the point of the post. Like she's just the vessel in which it lives on

Go on. Well, it's like anybody else is doing it He you know, we just caught a video of her doing it and so it's like, okay Am I like we're really we are throwing shots at you a little bit But it's more of a just a statement of the whole event itself less. So you Let me ask you this if I if this was if this was you would you be embarrassed no I would I would do it because I'm like fucking everybody else is cheating but I look for every way to cheat possible so okay no you know what would be hilarious if this was you would you be embarrassed no I would look if everyone's moving like this I would step out on

the floor and go as slow as I possibly fucking could. And I would exaggerate every rep to the point of it making me seem like I'm being a fucking asshole. And you get more screens like you would have. You would just get so much more clout for doing that. But instead, you're just you're just a sheep being led to slaughter. She's on her way to the fucking cliff. Baa, baa.

She's edging toward the fucking edge of the abyss and she's about to walk right the fuck off because everyone else is is. Hey, thanks, Bryson. Bryson, you know what I equate this to? In the NBA when dudes travel too much, you know how like traveling kind of is getting out of hand a couple years ago?

I know what you're talking about, but I don't think that's the same. Meaning it's like... there's probably isn't equivalent of that in CrossFit, but it's not power cleans. Like not, it's not, not getting your elbows. No, but it's like, like you're cheating and you know, you're cheating and like, oh yeah, she knows. Yeah. Hey, Maris, don't forget Bryson, Bryson benches all the time when he comes over to fucking program. Okay. Lex and Bench earlier. Everything's done on all fours at Taylor's house.

Hey, she is a world class crossfitter and she went somewhere and she cheated. And if you're telling me that her only justification is everyone was cheating, that's weak. This is how you handle it. She should be a little embarrassed. Like the only way to recover from something like this is be a little embarrassed, but also own up to it. And it has to be somewhere in the middle because what is the offer than anything is when me and Taylor make fun of fucking John's reps that he posted a story and he's like, dude,

it's 135. It's too light. You know, you guys and he's not embarrassed at all. It pisses me off. I'm like, John, you should be embarrassed. Fucking moving like shit, dude. Well, that's the follow up to that question. So seven on what would I be embarrassed? I would probably say no But if you guys called me on it be like, yeah, I was moving like shit

Like I would just tell you in a comp a fucking Titian in Europe It's not even close dude, it's not even close it's not like It's not even close, dude. It's not even close. It's not like it's not even close. Like there no, no one would mistake any of these. No one's disputing one of these reps is good, right? No, they're all they're actually all actually Hiller says she does one good one. Well, he's wrong. It's coming up. It's coming up. It's like the second rep here. I think it's now. Oh, yeah.

It was one before that one. Maybe, maybe, but here's the thing. At least our, our issues that we had at semi-finals with the judging, I would much rather have those any day. And our competitions look like this. Then what should we lay off at semi-finals? No calling it out. No, we should.

Yeah. I see what you're saying. I would rather have judges. Yeah. Like don't like you, we can be as critical as we want of CrossFit, but the second you guys talk about burning it down, like we're going to tell you to fuck off because this ain't better, dude. And you know, it's crazy. This isn't third place. This, you would never see this at crash and crash works on a budget. That's one, 1000th of what the games runs on.

That was every lane would look like if Craig Rich and crash works on a budget. That's one, 1000th of what the games runs on. That was everything. It looked like if Craig Richie ran the competition. Yeah. Her excuse is, her excuse is we're just trying to race. We're just trying to hype the crowd. Like, Hey, you can race just as coolly, just as, uh, effectively by meeting the standard because you're both doing You can race just as coolly just as uh effectively By meeting the standard

Because you're both doing the movement to standard and the race is just as exciting If that's the only way you can race uh wear something low cut and with fucking your ass hanging out Danny spiegel 2 million followers if you're trying to draw attention for the sport emma What I want to know yeah, this look ain't doing it If she got to the point of moving like this like I want to know that story Because I think she personally did this out of a choice like she knew she could get away with it as in what the fuck was Happening before she got to the bar Dude, I couldn't like shit. I think it was like shit. No, dude. I've seen her move before. She didn't move like this. Nobody moves like that. Yeah, I was going to say I couldn't move like that.

I would have to consciously be like, okay, stop here. The endpoint is here. Yeah. Oh. Dot com workout tomorrow is a stinker. So, so remember that. Okay. And then I think this is the favorite one.

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If you're aged 18 to 45, talk to your healthcare professional or visit getg9.ca today. Sam Danvers comment is awesome too. It's so good. Sam Danvers comments insane. I don't even get it. Yo, that comp is a place as wild. The most poorly judged event I've ever done. Dubai is like a really hot chick. They're super rich and has absolutely no heart or personality. I hate the fact that he says super rich. Why can't he just be has no heart or personality? I like rich girls because they are rich but the hot the really hot chick part I think is equivalent to Dubai being really rich. Oh okay fine. I like rich bitches. Our local gym comp had better judging, better programming, and more spectators. Our local gym comp had better judging better programming and more spectators. Oh There's a European guy going for I'm going for the throat let's go Adrian I fuck with he's a killer

Yeah, I like moon whilers Europe's like he has all of Europe's testosterone in his ball sack Does he have Laura's testosterone this ball sack he's the last he's the only man left in europe him and miko All right. What's this? What's this one with the tits out? Oh, it's jason cleaver. Jesus. It's a jason cleaver video. Let's go to christoph horvath's profile Okay I don't know what this is I'm about to use i'm about to use an n-word that I never thought I would use on the podcast You know, I just someone DM me I devised against it he's a Nazi Kristoff's a Nazi go let's go to his page Only you're not allowed to use the they were at a restaurant in the UK and they asked for vinegar on their salad

And they said sorry, you can't say that word here anymore And they asked for vinegar on their salad and they said sorry you can't say that word here anymore vinegar They were joking and they asked the waiter 20 minutes later if it was true and they said um It's totally they said I want to tell a story about a text review But i'm scared that it will See the light of day and so I don't want to i'll tell you how would you wait a second? How would you share it? And so I don't want to, I'll tell you, I just want to tell you what the, like, I want to tell the story, but I have to use a name to tell the story. And so I'm like, worried that maybe that person or someone else will.

We've seen your dick. Okay. So it could be worse. This is so here's the first thing. worse. This is so here's the first thing. First off, Corvath and Laura both give me and I'm just being honest here, but they both give me like Eastern block European fucking Hungarian elitist European. Like they've been with Adidas from the beginning since, you know, Wolf and Von Brugwicht founded it after he fucking finished serving with the SS. Like this is the type of shit vibe that I get from these two motherfuckers.

And also, if Christoph dumps Gabby for this, imagine what he thinks of Laura. Like that was my first thought when I saw this fucking, you know, I don't, I don't want to speak ill of her, but like, dude, this guy's the most world-class fucking douchebag. How old are you, bro? And your bio is king of bread. Really? What does that mean? Cash. Mulah, baby.

Mulah, king of Mulah, bro. Chad. Why? Oh, is it, is it really, or is it just means he, I thought it just meant he carbs, King of car. He eats cock. It's cause you're a good dude. Is that really what it means? King? No, look at, he's holding a loaf of bread. If you're, if you, if your profile picture is a picture of you as a, like

child, like a baby, that's also, you're just a douche. Yeah. I think he was a model for Balenciaga You guys are harsh. I don't see any of that But I would can I give you my analysis can I give you my analysis If you're with Gabby Magawa and three months later you break up with her and you're already putting love photos up with another girl And you are still obsessed with Gabby Magal and you're his age. No, this is what I think happened. When you're Christoph's age and you finally get a girl who can just like, you can lay on your back and she could ride your dick and orgasm. Like that's the first girl he's ever been with who can orgasm and now he thinks he's in love with her. How was that age once like all of a sudden the shit comes along and you just lay there and she could fuck you to orgasm like that. And but thank God I didn't have Instagram. I mean, you, I can't, I can't imagine posting a picture. I can't like,

but anyway, and I'm happy for him. Congratulations, Kristoff. That's awesome. Those chicks are awesome. Go to this picture of him and fucking on the right with him sticking his tongue. What a fucking cunt. Why are you guys being so hard on me? I'm not even gonna say that. I'm just saying that I'm not even gonna say that. I'm just saying that I'm not even gonna say that. I'm just saying that I'm not even gonna say that.

I'm just saying that I'm not even gonna say that. I'm just saying that I'm not even gonna say that. I'm just saying that I'm not even gonna say that. No, go to this picture of him and fucking on the right with him sticking his tongue. What a fucking cunt Why are you guys being so harsh? What's wrong with that? Dude, he's I just he probably learned that with Laura when they were like fucking he's part of the woke mob Who's like a band in CrossFit fuck CrossFit. Look at this, dude but it but I Think that's a great picture of him. Look, he's fucking rocking his Nazi garb. Jesus Christ. He's fine. No, he's not fine. Fuck this guy. No, he's just he's a big athlete, dude. Living. He's young. He's handsome. He's living in the time of his life.

He looks like a scroll up. Scroll up. Right here, right there. No, down, down a little bit, down a little bit. Yeah, right there on the left. That picture, dude, he looks like a scientist that the United States fucking stole from Germany and fucking made him work for Oppenheimer. A paperclip. Dude, just saying. Oh, I'll rattle my brain on this. Is this a bread one?

Yeah, there you go. White bread. He looks like Steve Rogers is the bane of his existence. Listen, someone being trying to be nice in the hopes of still talking lower. No, I don't see what they see. I don't have an issue with the baby picture and a loaf of bread. I don't understand the

the girl. I don't have a problem finding a girl. That's just my analysis. Have you been dating a girl three months and you're posting a picture of her? I think she she must fucking come easy. My analysis is my analysis is my analysis is him and Laura tell Gabby that they'll respect her decision at the game. She decides to continue competing and they actually renege on their initial commitment to honor her decision. And Kristoff breaks up with her for deciding to continue competing

and look at where he is now, three months later, balls deep in lip filler. I mean, it's just wild, dude. My analysis is that he's only posting it because he still, he just wants Gabby to know like I got new He wants Gabby to think fuck you. I don't care about you, but he really cares Hey, what if this is just a way to get her to work out harder? What if he's like a selfless coach? Maybe he really does care about her

Yeah, and he's just trying to hurt her so that she'll work out harder These are the lies that seven figured out how to spend back in the day. She really loves me. She's just fucking my best friend to fucking drive me further. I just don't get why it's a big deal if he posts a picture with her three months later. If you're not with her anymore, fuck it. Do what you're doing.

That's not the big deal. The fact that he's a not. Oh yeah. I like that too too Tyler like post all your bitches I feel like CNN right now calling him a Nazi, but he just is like that's I don't know what else to say I have no logical reason for it. I'm a hundred percent being a woke fucktard for doing it But he just I just get that vibe. Tell me I'm wrong. What do you fucking tell me? I'm wrong Do you not listen? I from him He seems like his grandfather has a fucking closet box with an SS knife in it. I like it. Oh my Lord.

Hey, that's why they're trying to get, I don't, I don't get that from Christophe, but Laura, Laura has, has never been nice or she's always just been rude to me, which I don't mind, she's only I mean like Like overtly rude. I don't know it makes for a good story Hey, I don't get why people post pictures of themselves on their instagram Like that's how i'm so lost. What do you mean? Like like I cannot imagine i'm not in a mindset where I would Like I don't look like a professional athlete with the like tattoos and lifting weights and shit. So maybe that's it. But I can't imagine just posting tons and tons of pictures of myself on my Instagram.

Go to my Instagram. Do I do that? I don't know. I get posting pictures of yourself doing something. But yeah, he posts like selfies and stuff. Don't feel bad, Taylor. I think Seba only followed me like six months ago. You don't do that, Taylor. No, you don't do that. Dude, yours is a fucking, you're trying to self-posing. Did you hear that?

Oh, he farted? Why does it sound like pudding? He's pushing too hard. You need a baby weight. You need a baby weight. the Dude, when my toes get cold, when me and Bryson are working together, my toes get cold. He stretches his foreskin over him to warm him up. Wow. Oh God.

Okay, so in some in conclusion, as they taught me how to write my concluding paragraph in the first grade You there there's nothing better on the other side and if you want to hold CrossFit accountable like that's another thing What do you want to hold them accountable for like what like what do you what do you? Like you keep saying this thing needs to be accountable like what what like what do you want them to do? Never have a swim event again Name the night the CrossFit games the the Lazar Jukic games like what like what do you want them to do? Never have a swim event again? Name the CrossFit games, the Lazar Jukic games? Like what do you want? They want Dave Fier. That's what they wanted.

They wanted Dave Fier. So you're already past the fact of us even talking about whether it's their responsibility or actually Lazar's responsibility or his parents' responsibility for having him or the fact that someone put him in, he found CrossFit or that he practiced it on Wednesday or that he may have had a heart condition Because we know he just didn't just drown out of the blue. He's not a four-year-old kid that you threw in the deep end who drown So you want to get past all that and put all the blame on CrossFit?

So let's say I did all that for you. Now. What do you want? You you not only one person has told us what they want all hail the PF, what do you want? Not only one person has told us what they want, all hail the PFAA. What do you want? You want to see the report. Okay. You can't see the report. And let's all agree that you can't see the report for legal reasons because both sides are trying to fucking finagle the best deal to get fucking probably Luca and his parents off their back. This is a good point Mason So what's the fuck do you want? So if Dave is fired then do they

Then do they can they really just move on? No and what's gonna happen if Dave gets fired This thing is gonna take a slow spiral into Oblivion oh I can show you exactly what it is that's the thing they won't let you have the conversation about what the actual problem is or whatever but then they'll say oh you know you can't have a conversation we can't have a conversation right but then you try to have a conversation like, okay, like what is Dave getting fired actually do? Then they're like, fuck you, dude. You don't care about Lazarus life. Yeah, you're right. That's what it comes down to Yeah, you don't care about Lazarus life. You don't care about human life. Someone wrote in the comments

Corporations don't care about lives. Like how retarded are you? What even is a corporation? Yeah, I guess we have feelings. What This drawing doesn't care about human lives either. Neither does this pencil sharpener. Like ice cream is cold. Let's all say a bunch of profound shit. It's like, come on, man. And if you're going to take the root of personal accountability and responsibility for HQ, then make sure you also take it for last. man. And if you're going to take the root of personal accountability and responsibility for HQ, then make sure you also take it for Lazar. And I know you

can't do that because you get caught up in your feelings. But if you want HQ, if you're demanding this absolute responsibility for HQ to take responsibility for his life, then you got to do the same thing for Lazar Dukas that he participated in an event that he wasn't able to do You have to there has to be balance on the side of the equation. They didn't put him in a situation where ten people died They put him in a situation where he did a workout a few days before He did it fine and that one person died who is known to have issues and events All this drama is great, I it thank you me too I can't get over the

fact that that's fucking real what a shit-full competition especially finishes watch me finishes he doesn't finish imagine not a he can't get his look his head's not even close to being through that guy doesn't Holy I would smack that guy in the back of the fucking head so hard if he was doing dude Look at his judge, dude. Look at his judge He's the judge is fine with it. Be cool, man checked up Wow Look, I hope you know every single one of those fucking dollars you got is fucking terrorist money. It's finance fucking terrorist money He got three virgins, dude

He didn't get paid money 72 That's a lot for winning. No, that's if you die. They don't pay straight out the front like that Yeah, they pay you straight out the front I paid Taylor straight out my front. That's crazy, bro. So we showed you three events. We showed you That America high rocks shit show, Dubai shit show Just remember don't forget what's on the other side of the hill I just can't believe that that's a real thing. That's the most horrendous fucking competition. I've ever seen in my entire life

Hey, do you agree with the fact that they don't even need judges? No. What's the point? And neither does Indy fit fest doesn't need them either. No, I honestly, that would be interesting to watch the athletes enforce it on each other. Like, could you imagine Dallin be like, fuck no. Like you are high level tennis. You know, in high level tennis. There's no judges. It's not till you get to the very peak of tennis that there's judges So I wonder what what do you think how it would be like if I were at that competition and I were racing that guy

I would have fucking dropped my dumbbell run over to that guy's land and fucking kicked him over in the middle of his fucking lunges Fair fair foul. I would have taken his dumbbell and chucked it off the fucking stage and said go fetch you fucking asshole Hey, dude, that would be amazing Norcal classic next year if you're delaying next to Taylor he's you have two judges Donkey punch dude in the middle. Oh, yeah, dude. I that guy's That guy's donkey punch in a different species, dude. He's not even I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. What the fuck are you doing? That would be a good reason. Sending me to Dubai, dude, you'd never get me back.

I'd be like Britney Griner, dude. I'd be in a fucking. We'd have to release three fucking, fucking Chechnyan illegal arms dealers just to get me back, dude. Fuck that. I never make it through customs. I'm never leaving America again after after should I say on this show. Also, anyone who says like this is getting old or this topic is getting old.

It's literally the CrossFit Games Update Show. It's basically fucking reality TV. Like we're just going to talk about this shit forever. Just because it's the only time you see us is when we're talking about this doesn't mean it is like all we think about when we're not here. Like, yeah, if you don't if you don't care about it, don't fucking watch the show. Listen, listen, on the upper right hand corner, you've got Stephen A Smith. And the bottom right, you've got Shannon Sharp.

In the upper left, you've got Skip Bayless. And in the bottom left, you've got fucking Pat Mccafee and this is this is what you've got here Okay, so shut the fuck up You know every time I walk into the gym andy's got it's got like, uh Morning football america on the tv and I just have to turn it off. It's so fucking annoying Hey, here's the thing I just want the what inspired this is hillers post in these and i'm just thinking to myself anyone who's hating on. I just want, what inspired this is Hiller's post in these. And I'm just thinking to myself, anyone who's hating on the games, just remember,

Taylor would get detained in Dubai. They don't like gay guys who eat dick. This is what, like, just remember, when you're critical of CrossFit, or we're being critical of CrossFit, and then you pivot to, hey, let's crossfit, let's dump it. That's not what we're saying. We live in the space. We're criticizing it.

Just like the same people who criticize judges in the NFL or refs or coaches, they're not saying shut down the NFL. And so what we're saying is some of you jumped the shark and you're like, hey shut down fucking crossfit or protest it So we're looking at you and being like a fuck you eat a dick get out of here. That's it How hilarious is it that all of these athletes come out? They like hey, we've got these demands We want this to change we want that to change and crossfit comes back and like alright No in-person semi-finals Hey, and we're gonna have our own our own athlete council called the CAC that is wild i applied for that and it's one that you guys disbanded

but that's the craziest part of it yeah that i forgot do you think i'll get uh do you think I don't know. I don't know. Maybe, but let me tell you what is just a complete slap in the face of Velner and Fikowski. You have to have your level one. That's like, like, do they not? No, they basically by making the cack, they went like this to them and then they slapped them. And then by saying, yes, they catch them. And then by saying it's an ad, they're like, oh, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. And then they're like, oh, I'm going to do it. cack they went like this to him and then they slapped them and then by saying yes They catch them and then by saying it's an you need your level one. They fucking put them on a on a stick Dude, I just imagined for Kowski and Brent on all fours making out with each other and two fucking out level ones just She didn't understand the part about disbanding the PFA the PFA disbanded the CAC like two years ago CrossFit made they requested that the men yeah cross it made CAC and then the PFA was like hey

No, we want to do this we request that you basically get rid of this so cross they got rid of it now They brought it back Cacti fucking awesome electric boogaloo made it so you had to have your level one and there was a couple other requirements that I thought were Really cool as well real quick before you say anything president the reason why it came up is in velners interview with Pedro He tried to take a cheap shot at CrossFit saying they've had an athlete council three times And it's only lasted six months each time and then later on we find out well the reason why they disbanded it was because the PFA Requested go ahead Bryson. I mean yeah that's basically it it's just that the CrossFit brought it back made it way better and you know well we'll see it's no it's still a joke

don't get me wrong the CAC still a joke it really is just but it has it has the baseline it's not a joke if they fucking elect me dude yeah it has the foundation it has the foundation. It's not a joke if they fucking elect me, dude. Yeah, it has the foundation. It has the foundation. Why? Dude, I feel like, dude, I can do a good job. Dude, all we don't need an athlete council. All that shit is just a buffer to catch fucking incoming strays. Listen, if you're on the CAC, no, you're just the guy holding up a baby

to protect them from bullets. CrossFit's building this perimeter to just block out assholes. Yeah. But now if the athlete council all has their level one, they're already a little bit less retarded. I agree. I agree.

But don't go to like, listen, if you're on the CAC, go there. Hopefully you get a free games ticket. Just say a bunch of nice shit. You're not there to fucking really do anything. Don't be stupid they've done this for 18 years no one can do but listen let me tell you something this is what happens let me let me show you what happens if you let the cack fucking get involved right here i don't know if you've seen this video yet but if you let the cat if you let the cat get involved you get

this right here that's cack involvement that's not cack dude no, you get this right here. That's cack involvement. That's not cack. Dude, no, it's not. Cause then they, cause they all have their fucking level one. That's the point. Yeah. Here's the thing, Sevan, if I'm on the cack, then you don't even need, you don't even need judges at the games.

I'm just going to fucking truck stick every dumb retard who goes out on the floor and it doesn't know rep like that. You just, it's like a person streaking the field. It's just me, butt naked. I run out there and fucking body check them and drag my balls and dick across their chest. As I fucking get off their body. I'm like, no rep. Oh, I didn't realize that was the role of the CAC. I like that. Hold on. Matt Sousa,

the level one is a good reminder for the athletes as to why the athletes are able to make money at a minimum. Damn good point. Tyler Watkins. Yeah. I think because of the pfaa like you see guys like angelo starting to get involved all everybody's ears went up of like what's going on and now I think because of the pfaa athletes who would have never otherwise been on the cac will now be on the cac oh because we hate the pfaa so. Yes. Tyler's been on the cack forever. Yeah, I'm riding that cack dude I'm fucking bouncing 50 bounces for time Dude, I'm getting coach else workout and I'm gonna sell it to dude

Also Bryson you are The cack has a good base, but the cack itself is bad. It's like saying well my dick sucks, but my balls are huge but the cack itself is bad. It's like saying, well, my dick sucks, but my balls are huge. By the way, I have not heard back from CrossFit. I sent some text to some people over there, some group texts asking if I could get a qualifier. I got a text back saying, get in line. I haven't seen any application process, but I am hearing rumblings that there are seven or eight already chosen Is that mayhem chosen? Is that is that printed anywhere? I mean, it's not printed but we all know it's gonna fucking happen No, well, no, they will kid I'm sure sure they can't do that. Just let mayhem athletes. But listen, listen, they're chosen. And that means there's no way people are getting those for free. I have to guess they're selling those for 50 grand a piece.

100%. So it's going to be a main revenue line now. And that would be easy, by the way, to make 50 grand. Like, if they gave it to us and then we did an event over at Suza's gym or over at Crash, we could probably find a sponsor to cover that 50 grand. The base fee? Yeah. I mean, it would be a cool big event. You'd get a lot of eyeballs on it. So that's a good sign.

It's a good sign that the documentary is number one on iTunes. There's good things happening I but I someone knows where all the locations are I don't think it's finalized but they have there's a hierarchy and I'm definitely not in it but that means there is a higher really I mean I'm not in that higher maybe in other hikers but you know I mean like I I they're gonna give it to people like I'm sure people like Wilson, um, uh, uh, pock, uh, Dan, uh, what's his name? What's Wilson's last name? Pock.

Wilson, Daniel Chafee, rich Froning, Rory McKernan. There's gotta be, uh, Dylan, uh, um, uh, Malinsky. There's gotta be, there's gotta be people who are feeling Mulvaney. I know that's what he was thinking. There's people just, I mean, they have, they have relationships in the competition space with CrossFit that I'm sure like have already been offered. They're their go-to, they're their go-to competition. Hey, we're going to do this.

Are you interested? Immediately. Dude, it's wild. It just sent me the application from where did you get that? Dude, it's wild that they wouldn't let you we would do a better job of advertising an event than any of them put together I agree. We would fucking murder dude. You want eyes on are you retarded? It's a no fucking brainer. We dude. Oh You have to Is this really the application have you guys seen the application you have to balance it times is that on there? Oh?

Man they fucked up what? Some of the word no, I can't I'm embarrassed for the list dude. Hey Ortega send it to me send it to me Or that guy it all it's crazy that they fuck themselves. They fuck themselves with this first line. What is it? Read it. I can't read it.

I can't because I because it's something I want to defend them for and I won't be able to if I read it out loud, you pussy or take a send it to me so I can fucking read it Wow, they really fucked up Damn Hey, that's oh shit. That's a problem if lawyers get that that's a problem That's a problem they're fucking with their own IP there They fucked themselves in the foot by having that right. I hope this isn't real.

I'm no lawyer and I fucking know that they fucking compromised themselves with that. That's the first draft. Oh good. Oh is it, is it the first bullet point? Yes. Oh god. Are they out of their fucking mind writing that down? Taylor can't fucking

It's bad, dude. Can I read it? It's bad. I mean it basically takes this whole show and throws it in the trash Hey, dude, if that goes if that goes there's nothing to defend There's nothing to fight over it's just like bleh It's like someone dropped the whole bowl of oatmeal on the floor and your dog's like, off the floor. Wait, this is, this is sorry. Timeout. This is just a CrossFit licensed event application. This isn't the, this isn't the semi-finals application.

Either way that those words should not be written on paper like that. Well, and what's the issue with that? It wigs exactly what you spotted. Look at it. You shouldn't use those terms interchangeably like that. There's nothing worse than being a fucking listener on a show like this. I know. Dude, I gotta read it. I gotta read it. Okay, go ahead. Okay, okay. What? Okay, CrossFit licensed event application. You know what's cool? The picture of the event is that Wadapalooza workout

that I fucking blew my load all over everyone in 2021 or 22. The Medball GHG flip-slide workout. Anyways, okay, CrossFit licensed event application. Thank you for your interest in hosting a licensed CrossFit competition. What is a licensed event? A functional fitness competition where the organizers can use the CrossFit licensed event icon, your competition name plus CrossFit licensed event.

It's a functional fitness competition. Yeah. They just said that CrossFit is basically just paying for functional fitness. You just pay to call it CrossFit. At that point now I just should tell the affiliates, all right, pull down your CrossFit signs out front and just put up, hit Jim. Yeah, you got to send that to Greg. Functional dickness.

You're not working anymore. I got to send it to John. I want you to show your man something. I just feel like Greg will have a heart attack. Well, you should never see that in writing because it associates one term with the other term and leaves the door open for somebody to say, I'm just doing functional fitness and functional fitness being equal to CrossFit. Now you can trample all over it.

Yeah. That's what you're saying. Like I never worked at CrossFit HQ and someone said to me, hey, you want to go downstairs and do a functional fitness exercise? Or do you ever want to do a hit? Someone be like, Hey, it was like we used our own words. Like we're going to go downstairs. All we do is CrossFit.

Maybe we'll do something that's heavy on the Metcon. Maybe we'll do something heavy on strength. Maybe we'll do a couple, you know, a couple, whatever an Amrap, a Tabata, but it's all in the CrossFit thing. As soon as you call it that, as soon as you like, you're, but it's all in the crossfit thing As soon as you call it that as soon as you like you're basically saying it's the same thing Hmm, that's so they fuck it up And and and now I can put crossfit in my train sentinel bio and just sell the fuck out of it And and that's the kind of thing lawyers are looking for that. They're just if i'm

Go ahead if i'm lawyering on the other side, would say well they weren't a crossfit event before so what else are they They weren't licensed. They couldn't use the crossfit names. They have to be something so their functional fitness Find a different way to word it I could I could do for you Let me let me let me give you one more. Let me give you one more example Like let me because like listen, you're not selling you your no one's applying who doesn't know what CrossFit is. So all you have to do is saying to license a CrossFit event, say that author to get an authorized license CrossFit event. Here's the application. Leave it that but like football, like we can all use the word football, right? Right. And then there's the National Football League, we can't use the NFL. But people have lost their fucking IP like Pilates was like CrossFit.

It was its own thing and they f*****g fumbled the ball and lost it. And now everyone can use Pilates and there's people out there who would try to do that to CrossFit. There's people who would love to f*****g genericize the term and f*****g get it. Yeah. You also could have just said fitness event, like Mason said, you should now be the death of CrossFit. That'd be the end of it. Yeah. You also could have just said fitness event like Mason said, you should know the death of CrossFit. That'd be the end of it. Dude, you should fill this application out and put competition name PFag

championships, professional fitness, group championships, and, uh, just put a picture of my chocolate Cheerio in there and just submit this application. Push it right on, right on across the goal line, buddy. No, sorry, Taylor. I'm not ready to say I'm going gonna gape someone who works there yet, but thank you for your advice Bye anything else, um, we're doing a new series coaching mentorship series. I Think it's gonna start on Thursday's I think it's gonna start on Thursdays, I think it's gonna start on Thursdays You're gonna people are gonna send you videos of them coaching and you're gonna mentor them no Some I'm gonna it's gonna be videos of me getting mentored and and destroyed

Did you film your L4? There's a guy, no, there's a guy who runs the coaching development program for CrossFit. Or at least runs part of it. Just kidding, I'll put you on this. Yeah, so we're gonna do an interview of him I think on Thursday. Wait, does he still work there? Yeah, he still works for CrossFit.

Listen up, Craig Richie, Cuck Wooley, Cuck Richie. You see that? We mash CrossFit for their stupid application. And then on Thursday, we're going to take one of their top fucking mentors from their mentor program and Tyler's, what's your name? Taylor. Taylor's going to grab his ankles and let this dude butt slam them. Respectfully. I might even pull them over my head. Make it easy. See how that works guys. You see? Negative, Judy. This is CrossFit. It's a CrossFit.

It's called the CrossFit Co development group CrossFit coaching development coaching development Mentorship program they sell that Mm-hmm CrossFit development Mentorship Have you and you work with this guy yet? Yeah, we've done a couple we've done a couple Videos together cool. Hey Trish's comment would be a good way to like rip the Band-Aid off before next season. Oh, program across the comp and make it all swimming. Oh, that would be sick.

Wow. Hey, let's think about that, Taylor. That's actually not a bad idea. Hey, is this it? Thanks for the clarification, Mason. This is it? Yeah. Um, why are you doing this?

To help you with your level four? Yeah. To get prepared for the level four. Wait, I thought you already did your L4. No. What? No. I'm a level three.

I'm not a level four. I haven't taken the level four yet. God, I hate the idea of having a Black Friday deal for fucking CrossFit seminar. Seems weird, doesn't it? Yeah, it's just cheese dick. It's just Greg. Matt, you're going to meet him. You're going to meet him on Thursday. So just sort of. So it should be Amy or Andy or Arianna. I want to see keep scrolling, keep scrolling. I want to know if he's going on here. Keep scrolling.

Keep scrolling. Gene Williams, Hollis, Faud, Faud, Bizdev, Jared Jordan, Jocelyn Riley, Jacqueline. Keep going. Jared, there's a lot of people teaching my level 2. Keep pounding. Oh, Joe, did you go to gain? Lackling here. Oh, he's a level three. Get on my level. Joe. Oh, Joe again. Oh shit. Larry, Larry,

Larry Thomas, Matt van shock, McCoy Turner. It's McCoy Turner. Oh, that's your dude. Yeah. Oh, he's a fucking He's a seaman I've never that's crazy. I've never met that dude Stop scrolling. You can't read his fucking bio, dude. I want to spy on the guys new na costa pshaw I know pshaw Pedro Pedro Pedro Pedro Pedro

Pedro Pedro Pedro Pedro That's crazy. I've never met that dude. Uh, stop scrolling. You can't read his fucking bio, dude I want to see the guys new na costa pete shaw. I know pete shaw pedro parrera Weon woo lee cream of sung young guy Zach forest Oh Is this zia girl?

Is this the one the affiliate that with her and Craig Howard like they do all the affiliate stuff Try to make you think being an affiliate is good That's wild that she's a mentor and she's only a level two That is crazy Alright, so here's your guy Yeah, I want to read his bio McCoy crossfit level four is based in Bali, Indonesia and owns CrossFit conscious He brings over 17 years of experience as a physical training instructor in the Royal Navy to this role

His career has spanned roles from rehabilitating injured soldiers in Afghanistan to mentoring future trainers at the Royal Navy Physical Training School McCoy is a flow master with a decade of experience in the CrossFit seminar staff Leading over 200 level one and level two seminars across Europe and Asia. Holy shit. In 2023, he became a certified CrossFit coach and now coaches others as a part of the CFL4 mentor review team. That's the key here is he's one of the guys where if you fail your level four evaluation, they send you to someone like him to go over how you fucked up everything you did wrong and what you need to do better to pass the level four

So he's like imagine A level four Imagine a level four and then imagine the level above level four even though there's no level above that so you're you are going to Do some of your mentorship live so we can all see you get fucking ridiculed Yeah, yeah the way the way we're gonna do it is right now I'm working on Lesson plans and just filming one segment of a class. I mean we've done a couple Video sessions already and like a whole class we could be on there for like three hours So like we're just gonna do like a 15 minute segment at a time and

We're gonna start with like an interview episode where we're just gonna talk about class I'm gonna talk about class and then we're gonna talk about be on there for like three hours. So like, we're just going to do like a 15 minute segment at a time. Um, and, uh, we're going to start with like an interview episode where we're just going to talk about CrossFit and like who he is, where he comes from, how he found CrossFit, um, how he got to the position that he's in. Um, and then what like intros to class so we can get to know each other a little bit better. And then, uh, and then the next episode we will go, we'll just go. I hope he doesn't get fired for hanging out with you. Yeah, that'd be

that'd be crazy. I better not talk about gaping your butt fucking. I was about to say this earlier, but everyone left at HQ who actually cares about CrossFit probably loves all your shows, Sevan and loves what you talk about talk about. And then the people who are newer and don't really get what CrossFit is are the people who are vocal about hating us and saying that Taylor can't do things because he tells people he's going to gate their buttholes. So when you fail, you get ridiculed by a semen pretty gay. If you ask me. Hey, that's great. Hey, you know, that's crazy, dude. That's going to, I didn't even, I've never even been to this page on the website. That's going to bring a lot of eyeballs to this. You might, you might end up being getting a job at HQ, dude. No fucking way. And work for a net fucking Revis. Oh, all right. Good point.

Hey, all four of us should pay for a quarter of John Young's level one. I would do that. He hasn't taken his level one. No, I wouldn't do that. He wouldn't savor it. The fact that he hasn't paid for one himself at this point. You know what I mean? Yeah, I get what you're saying, but fuck.

I just wanted to go take it and just listen to the staff of it. He's no better than Pat Valner if he doesn't. Oh, you did a show with Zia apparently. He is better than Pat Valner. I don't recognize her though. I don't recognize her. Nuna would let me grab his ankles. What does that mean? Something,

something long. That guy's grandma. That's what he calls his grandma. No, I think Nuna Costa won the gay games one year. What is the gay games? Let me see. I think let me look it up. I'm not really sure to be honest, but you know what I was wondering is how you enter that, like what your credentials you need. Taylor, are you flying to the North Pole to help make presents, you fucking elf? I don't get it. Documentary explores life of Gattie Cross's athlete.

I think there's a post here where he's a year ago. Is there really a gay Olympics? I mean, no, I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics.

I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics.

I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's a gay Olympics. I think it's's a post here where he's a year ago. Is there really a gay Olympics? I mean, no, it's the game. They have to do. They have to watch you do something to qualify for that. Like, I don't know.

Submit a video. No, listen, it's like you're eligible, Bryson. Just send them that video from earlier today. It's just, you know, like they, they probably have like, you know, like they have a special Olympics for retards. They have the Special Olympics for retards they have the the Paralympics. What's the stuff where you don't have body parts? Paralympics. Paralympics. Paralympics. Then they have the Pain Olympics. That's a good one. Just google Pain Olympics. Go to share screen and google Pain Olympics.

That's like when you go to an event that's has a paid for parking and then some guy next to it just puts up a parking sign and you give him money and you get to park there. It's like some guys standing outside the gay Olympics. It's like, Hey, if you want to get in, you got to prove it. And then you walk in and there's a second guy. You don't got to suck it. You just got to touch it. the the

the the the the the the Is I'm so confused one of the mentors one is a I mean he's the one the gay games The games at least one Like I can't compete there if I want to what if I don't know Tyler you can you can But are you strong enough you can totally you can the When I interviewed this this lady zia wrote roar brah Roar. Yeah, she was an affiliate owner up north. I think

And I don't think she worked for crossfit at the time and now she's on the mentor team and I think she's on the affiliate team and Yeah, she owes you some fucking favors bro 10 to the big guy 10 to the big guy All right, what nothing nothing, okay. All right. Thank you to Everyone who contributed to the show Craig Richie Andrew Hiller Chase Ingram John Wooley Craig Richie, Andrew Hiller, Jay Singram, John Woolley. Kristoff. Kristoff.

Thank you. I don't want to forget him. Of course, Bryson, Tyler, Taylor. I'll see you guys tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Friday, we have the director of the CrossFit Games documentary coming on David Check. guys tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Friday we have the director of the CrossFit Games documentary coming on David check and I haven't spoken with them yet but someone was saying and I used to hear this shit all the time when I was in the inner circle but we would have people come who you know gone to the Olympics or worked

an NFL game or whatever and everyone always says the same thing holy shit we cannot believe what an amazing operation it is behind the scenes at the CrossFit Games It is pretty fucking remarkable So not only did he make a great movie from what I hear. I haven't seen it yet But he was pretty impressed with the inner workings. All right Yes, please yeah say ten things I'm in no hurry Kenneth I'm still working on it. I haven't gotten there yet So you'll have to keep waiting for me to do that actually you haven't actually come on one of these shows, right?

He's trying to push the show Ten more minutes That's all all right We lost Taylor Tyler. Thanks for coming dude. You didn't lose me stop. Peace