The Sevan Podcast - CrossFit Games Update Show | Tia VS Laura | Grundler, Self & Young

Episode Date: October 21, 2023

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I'll drop off. I could make a new one, but I don't want to screw with it while we're live. I'll just drop off. Okay, feel free to screw with it while we're live. It's my fucking show. Bam! We're live. Awesome. Later. Bill Grundler, commentator

for CrossFit, owner of CrossFit Inferno. God, I was scared that wasn't going to come off the tip of my tongue. Dude, come on now. It's not that hard. CrossFit Inferno may got to be in the top 100 longest affiliates maybe by now. Definitely crossed over his 10-year anniversary. I went there with Greg.

He's the guy who looks like me but younger. Self-made training program. I don't know what the fuck he looks like. He looks like he sells tires for a living. One of the smartest guys in the biz. Young, hungry, obsessed, fanatical. And then John Young from JY Barbell. If you want to get strong

talk to john uh welcome uh did we take last week off what happened oh uh the crucible crash yeah crash uh we're gonna start the show with a uh poll uh suze is gonna put it up now on youtube should dave castro do the open announcements fuck yeah and if you think otherwise you're not my friend you're up Taylor the next poll no you're up what do you think yeah

100% he's the best he's tremendous wow was that your Trump impression was it Trump Grunler honestly Wow was that your Trump impression Was it Trump Grunler honestly Honestly don't be a pussy should he do him or not

I know you Bite your tongue I know you've been known to be Bite your tongue like no I He years do I think he's the best No do I think Who's better It's not a matter of who's better it's the What we need is we need to be grounded Back again and be like okay let's get her put No. Do I think that he is the... Who's better? Who's better? It's not a matter of who's better. It's the...

What we need is we need to be grounded back again and be like, okay, let's put our feet back on the ground what we know what we're doing and go forward from that. As corny as his slow crap writing on the board and his taking the watch off and his theatrics

that he rehearsed those things over and over and over and over before it went live. So as loony as it was, those were all rehearsed those things over and over and over and over before it went live. So as loony as it was, those were all rehearsed that way. But that's what we knew, and we want that, so yeah, bring it back. Yes. Before John Young goes, Allegra R. His chicken

scratches were a staple. John, those two guys get to stay on the show. They didn't disagree with me. Grunler's walking a fine fucking line. Your turn, buddy. I mean, I agree with them. I enjoy the theatrics. I love the slow handwriting because I think I know what it is,

and then it ends up being something else. Or like you think it's like a 21, 15, 9, and it's a 21, 18, 15, 12, 9, or we'll skip the 12, and 9 6 3 like something random like that um i love the theatrics i think we should do away with the clues oh you do but uh well they they suck they suck is that why they should do it i just anyone ever solved the clue i just think they're so dumb but um clues yeah they get everybody we make it up but then people ask you about it what do you think of this i think nothing i think the whole thing is just annoying and stupid i think

that's so great you wonder who's silliest the the silliest about that is chase dave will put up a picture of like a stump and then all of a sudden chase goes into the deepest dives of what it might be could be what i think you know i it read in Art of War four months ago. This stuff means that this is... Totally. But it's fun, though. It's fun. I love the opening announcement.

Even though they're stupid. Yeah. I don't know why I love them, but... I love them, too. I'm so bored by a weigh-in, a weigh-in or a press conference that doesn't have Dana White. And the difference between Dave doing a press

conference or Dave doing an open announcement, he brings something intangible to it, an energy, kind of like an authority that makes me want to watch. It makes me... I should rather want to do something else, but instead I watch these dumb press conferences for the UFC

because I want to see Dana kind of like orchestrate it in the same thing as with Dave. He's the top guy. You want the top guy there. Yeah. He was, by the way, if anyone needs a kind of to see the difference when they crowned the fittest this year. First, Adrian, I think, crowned the fittest woman or fittest man. And then Dave crowned the other. I forget which one was left, but the difference in the way they presented it, I mean, Adrian was good, but Dave, it was like it was coming from him. You know what I mean?

It's like, it was. It was like Zeus said it. You're the fittest. Oh. He's got kind of like a Bruce Buffer, like a vibe. And the 2024! Yeah.

CrossFit Games champ! Like, he's watched a lot of UFC. Bob's kind of like, and 2024 Champ Okay let me know If you disagree don't vote Jackasses Colton Merton's update

Have you guys seen this I swear to god he's Plagiarizing from our very own Caleb Beaver He is biting off the Shattuck. He saw that the Shattuck, Caleb Beaver's YouTube channel, was so successful in just showing, pulling shelves down off the wall, and that it was surpassing interviews with Tia Toomey, that he too bit that style.

And look at the number of views Colton has. Have you guys looked at this video of his? It's so good. It's him high-pressure watering pig stalls. It's what we've always wanted to see from him. Look at this, 13,000 views in two days. Day in the life. Oh, wow, look at that little oinker.

That's a cute pig. It's going to die in about a year. I make money killing these. I'm Colton Mertens. A great video. Start starts off with him working. Then it goes to him working out. Then it goes to him inside the house. I almost blush scene inside of his house with his lady.

They're so fucking sweet and cute together. And it becomes like one of those shows like on the like the Hallmark Network. Right. It shows them like drawing straight lines on the wall and hanging shit. and i love that she's taller than him by only like 16 inches and then uh go to 9 50 listen to this conversation at 9 50 go to 9 50 this is just beautiful beautiful talk between a man and a woman here we go here we go is that clear maybe we wait till we get more clear cock just in case it doesn't fit in there yeah maybe we wait till we get some more clear cock so it can get in there deep enough in there

he's like shut the hell up and let me do this nothing like a young lady talking about squishing the cock deep enough in there oh my god dude you just took a super homegrown guy the most american video and you just made it porn uh uh c-a-u-l-k caulk that's actually oh c-a-u yeah you're right yeah and for a second i know you spelled that incorrectly in my house we only use black caulk because uh our gym floor is black mats, and that's how we keep it all tight. Yeah, that big. Get it deep. Go to Colton Merton's house.

They use clear caulk. Anyway, fantastic video. And then just when you think you've had enough, they go outside, and they let the dogs in. And I kind of blushed when they let the dogs in too because it was so cute. They let like six of these dachshunds run into their house and they play with them. Epic video, guys. It's got a little bit of everything for everyone. Appropriate for all ages.

Very. Yeah. Do you think he can hold something like that for a long time? That kind of a – I mean is that kind of like a one-off deal? It's like, all right, dude, we've seen your dogs now. I actually have the same question i think he can make a i think he can make a six minute video just on spraying down the pig stalls and we would eat that shit up because we want to see it people love seeing things that are like satisfying like if you make a really like for this for example like you said

spraying on the pig stalls make it like a time-lapse video and they start with shit everywhere and then 30 seconds they get pressure wash clean like that'll just go viral on tiktok because people are obsessed with seeing like satisfying things you get what i'm saying asmr stuff like clicking on the thing and all that it sounds good it feels good when you see the finish of that i um oh should dave castor do the open announcements early voting 90 yes 10 no um when i had the choice to watch justin madaris um uh can a crossfitter deadlift 600 pounds or the colton mertens video now i will eventually watch both of them but i chose the

colton mertens video because it's a day in life and i'd heard that he was spraying down the pig stalls in there and dude the number of views dude he's surpassing he's surpassing everyone you know what you're doing for him though like i mean he's jerking he's very i hope not otherwise we'll be talking about some other kinds of colored cocks or whatever um he has been turned from just the mega athlete which was a lot of what the CrossFit Games athletes are. They're just an athlete. But over the course of, you know, all the stuff you guys have been doing in the WOD zombie cards

and all these things, you've turned them into like an actual person now. And especially with a video like this, I think that's why someone wants to watch that. Like I didn't, I like Justin and I like watching him train just because I like watching him train and work out. That's cool. But I don't want to see I like Justin and I like watching him train just cause I like watching him train and work out.

That's cool. But I don't want to see him and his dogs. Right. But, but Colton, I would want to see like the pigs and him sitting there drinking water and then put a little water in the pit. Why is that?

I don't know why that's a character. It's a character. People's champ. Yeah. He's a character. Yeah. Madera is a cute dog, but I'm not interested in seeing that either. You're right.

I want to see Madaris in there like yanking on the rower with next to Ellie. Yeah. But no one's turned Justin into a person. Justin was either like the upcomer, upcomer, champ, champ, champ. He was never like the person. I mean, when he got that, then here he gets the girlfriend. champ he was never like the person i mean when he got the i mean then here he gets the girlfriend and then he has the worst uh season of his life in crossfit and then you know then all of a sudden everyone's like well he's done move him off to the side and everyone's still talking about colton and

his dachshunds and his pigs now yeah people were so quick to drop justin so fast crazy he's so fast he's gonna win the game this year i still think he's one of the top five fittest men in the world so quick to drop Justin. I dropped so fast. He's so fast. He's going to win the game. I still think he's one of the top five fittest men in the world. And people, I'm so fucking, I'm pissed that Colton didn't win crucible and he won the last four workouts. I think that's dumb.

I, I, I, I said, because I said, it's fucking dumb. Can you tell me why? Because I said, so that's my reason. All you tell me why? Because I said so.

That's my reason. All right. Well, you need a better reason than that. No, I want to ask Matt Sousa a question and I want you guys to be really honest. I want you to guys. So Matt's going to go first.

Come on and go first. I'm gonna ask a question. And then you, you guys all answer the question in your head, but don't change it. Of all five of us here, Sousa and us four ding dongs facing forward which one of us would own a dachshund suza who

john young john young wow who who do you who do you got who do you got myself dude i was gonna say self i was gonna say taylor yeah going to say Bill. You get the free. Colton, you just won the free dachshund from Colton Merton's. No, I didn't. Those are like $700. Because you got two votes, John. You know what I do want? I'm in the market for a Scottish fold cat.

Kitten. Do you know what that is? Can you pull one of those up, Sousa? They're the cutest fucking cats. Do you guys like cats? Is it like a bald cat with a mustache I do you know what I don't want one because it get hit by a car and I'll be a fucking mess and I'm not keeping an indoor cat dude my mom backed one of our cats over a long time ago it's like an

indoor outdoor cat he was like 11 it yeah it fucked her up and I had to bury him but fuck I love cats dude oh this cat is dope and and they need too much attention no pet me pet me pet me dude look at those things i know what's wrong with its ears it's just like that they're folded yeah that's why it's called the scottish fold they're so cute that was like straight out of pet cemetery oh i would goodness i would so get a hairless cat first oh my my God. No, dude. I like the Scottish cat better than this one. I can't do these. These are rough. Jeez.

Look at that one down in the bottom right there. That's straight up a naked Yoda. Pink. Yeah, those are hideous. Hey, that was a great comment. Look at that. Taylor, you need this. You need all the help you can get. Plus three points for Taylor being an animal. Dude, I are hideous. Hey, that was a great comment. Look at that. Taylor, you need this. You need all the help you can get.

Plus three points for Taylor being an animal lover. Dude, I have two dogs. The best thing is when you have an older dog and you get two kittens. Like this is how we always did it growing up. We would have an older dog and two kittens, and the cats are like the fucking best temperament. And they bring it outdoors. It's like they add two years to your dog's life, right? Dude, 100%.

Like, all of a sudden, he has a reason to live. There's a hole in my heart. The hole in my heart that Jason doesn't have because he's got God, I don't have because I don't have a cat. Colton Merton's video. Colton Merton's video, 650. Is this the most perfect squat in the game is is he the new best squatter

in crossfit is he better than james the traitor hobart no i said it i said it well listen listen you got to see it i'm gonna get a text for saying that uh uh watch watch this watch this watch this got 650 hook me up suzaa. Sorry. I know my notes No, I didn't put any links in my notes. You got a scramble 650 watch it watch it watch this look at this look at this ass this back On he's got lifters on that's so that's a great squat but go watch this is the other thing you can't like i don't like critiquing a loaded squat because oftentimes especially in a front squat 255 255 or a goblet squat or

you're a big fan of the bear hug squat that frontal like that load in front of your body puts you into a good position it puts you into like an upright torso not to mention the lead it's a front squat i understand but it's a front rack it's a front and it puts you deeper in your squat too but at lighter loads not at 255 if you want to evaluate somebody's squat make them do an air squat or better yet an overhead squat overhead pipe yeah listen it's a fucking beautiful squat pvc overhead squat it is he's got a great squat and he's got a great squat air squat overhead squat regardless he's also 5'4 watch it's easier to have a squat a pvc pipe overhead that's crazy and uh okay i will take the win with dave castor doing the open announcements i'll take

the l on this thank you are we talking about rogue today we are going to talk about Rogue. We're going to do this because John Young got like fucking... Whoa, 91%. Let's get that up to 92, people. I'm 98. I have 45 minutes. Will you do a handful of Trump impersonations whenever you can? Taylor, just like one word here and there. I only have one.

It's like tremendous. You're going to love it. It's great. China. China. Hey, Sousa, we've got to order him a Trump wig

that he can put on sometimes during the show. Dude, how do you not have wigs, dude? They're like 600 bucks. If I was bald, I would have like 10 gag wigs. I'd even get a Bill Grunler gag wig, dude. Oh, my God.

You're still getting one of those sent to your house, dude. Do you have hats, Taylor? I don't think I've ever seen you in a hat either. I used to be a big hat guy before I shaved my head, but now I don't wear hats a whole lot. You just rock with it. You can't have a bad hair day. You don't need the hat for the bad hair day anymore.

When I'm out in the sun, like if it's sunning, you know. Kenneth DeLapp, Seve takes the D. Oh, that's not necessary. Oh, my goodness. Look at these. The Nikita, the Russian spy wig, black flapper. That's what it's called. We've got to get him the whole kit, the hat, the hair, and the tie. Remind me, Suze. I'm going to send it's called. Is it his hair? We've got to get him the whole kit.

The hat, the hair, and the tie. Remind me, Suze. I'm going to send it to him. I got his address. The hat, the hair, and the tie. Kenneth the Lap, good. Yeah, ask Pound Taylor some. I didn't like that I took the D. Kenneth the Lap, shave my head. You mean lost your hair? I'll be with you

in five years. It's going off today, dude. Relax, Kenneth. Okay. Um, I think that the greatest,

most exciting competition in the history of CrossFit is about to go down. And by that, I mean, there's never been two athletes that I'm more excited to see go head to head in any competition anywhere and um for for numerous reasons it's laura horvat the 2023 crossfit games champion versus the best crossfitter of all time who went away to grow a baby in her i thank both of them for putting all their shit on the line by coming here and doing it on top of that it's done

add an event that is uh second to none um the best hosts in the space the best equipment in the space the best venue in the space and it's going to be broadcast for us and uh i want to formally thank tia and laura for doing this and for the cast of characters who are going to try to fuck it up for them right um uh thoughts guys on this upcoming rogue event uh go ahead taylor the roster is crazy men's roster i think is so wild insane whereas the women's roster not quite so deep but there are some like you said massive names the tia and laura story but also the fact that emma carrie emma lawson alice kazan arielen, all in the field, all amazing athletes. It's everybody. Pumped to see – yeah, just pumped to see how it goes.

I think Laura takes the dub. It's my early call. Yeah, I think so too. But do you agree that this is the most – if you can't get excited for this, you're probably not going to be able to get excited for any competition. Yeah, it's – you know, I wish they get excited for any competition. Yeah, it's exciting. I wish they would market it better. I feel like it's not been marketed crazy.

I mean, it just feels like the Rogue Invitational flies so under the radar in terms of build-up. It's like that in-person too, though. We're hyping it up. The in-person competition is not as hyped up. If you're there at the event, it's not as big as waterpalooza or i mean honestly well they don't have any of the other divisions so like i get why it's smaller but like they have two divisions strongman elite and then they have the legends but what i would i don't know dude i just feel like rogue has all that fuck you money dude spend a little bit on like

commercials i see for the open youtube i get a youtube commercial from rogue which is new for the prestige of it though aren't you surprised it's not bigger than it is like as far as the fans that come see i don't think there will ever be a competition that fills out well there hasn't yet been a competition that's just for elite that gets the draw that sells out of stadium to watch it right but when you have events that have an obscene amount of community divisions like Waterpalooza or the Granite Games of old, those are events that got fucking packed. And, of course, the regionals.

But I think people could get behind that because they were regional. Like, you know all of your homegrown athletes are going. The community rallies behind it. Whereas, like, Rogue, like, who the fuck's going to – More family members too right right who all is flying to rogue just before before we pivot to that because i have some strong opinions on that i want to hear grundler talk about uh laura versus tia do you think this is the greatest like there's been events that i'm just not excited for and i'm like

genuinely like holy shit i'm gonna sit down this weekend and watch this well i think i think a lot of people yeah it's the big showdown because there hasn't been a showdown for tia ever like ever i mean when she started winning like that was it um man honestly i want to see her get beat i want to see her get beat and it's and i don't know if that's kind of me being a dick, but like I watch her on her commercials and I'm just like, I want Laura just to kick your ass. Like I want her to crush. What do you mean on her?

What do you mean? All of the, like she went from being the mean destroyer on the floor, on the field. And now I see her going complete. Like these cheese ball commercials for the, I mean, I get it sponsorships and i understand the

game i totally do but the the athlete in me sees that and i just want to like i want her to just be mr teed out and just take it out you all over her shit you know and that's what i want that's what i want if danielle waves the fingers uh laura carries the swagger. Fuck you, swagger. But this is what's crazy. This is what's crazy because Laura carries that on the floor 100%, but the content Laura puts out, I'm like, damn, that's kind of wholesome. Like I would follow Laura. I don't fucking follow Tia. Why would I give a shit?

She's breeding stock. Laura's breeding stock. She's got mom. She's breeding stock. Well, she just posts like cool shit. Like she posts cool shit. She posts cool shit. And I also feel like there's been this shift from the way Tia acts.

Like 2016 to 2019, Tia seemed so nice, so down to earth. Now it's like every interview she's in, it's like, no, I beat them. Fuck them. It's like, I'm like, all right, let's just. Oh, I like that. Doesn't that make you want to take her at the knees uh it makes me want to see laura hey dude but laura's got that too what are you talking about laura's vicious no no it's different no she has she has it as an athlete like i mean you can be an athlete and and be confident but you're not just like flamboyantly just calling people out or acting like no one's going to touch

you right and i think that even though she's the champ like i don't i don't feel like she feels that like she's done like she wants this is her shot to take t out and i mean it's like it's lining up for and i i cannot I cannot wait to see that. I don't care about any of the other competitions, honestly. I mean, in all reality, I don't care about the guy side or the other athletes that are even in the field. And getting back to talking about what the fans are going to go to, I think the fans are going to see it's elite or elite.

Where are you going to put your money? Probably want to go see them at the games, because if I'm going to go and see all those guys, I want to get the big experience. So they're going to go there. So what I see here, what I see with this competition is it boils down to one race. And I honestly, as much as I want to see Tia get beat, I mean, hats off for stepping into the ring because you've stacked everything up against you to go down. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like you said, it's every interview she does, she acts like she's untouchable. Like no one has a chance if she's on the floor. And it's, well, brother, you just had a baby, so. Well, fuck yeah, Bill. I'm with you. This is it. Like, seriously, I'm going to be completely frank here. Every competition I watch, there's a little bit of like seriously i'm gonna be completely frank here every competition

i watched there's a little bit of like i'd rather be doing something else it's never been like the ufc to me like where i wanted like i really i really want to fucking watch this rogue invitational like i'm not like i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm not gonna be like running out of the shower last minute being like i have to do this so i have to do a podcast i'm i'm going to like sit down and i'm gonna savor this to the last word. What do you think would be more demoralizing if Tia won or if Emma Lawson won? I don't think Emma Lawson is going to win. Dude, it won't be demoralizing at all if Emma Lawson wins.

Demoralizing to who? To Laura. Uh, I think it would hurt more if Tia wins. Me too. I mean, Emma, like, okay, the fact of the matter is, like, we're not, we're early season. So, I mean, you know, I mean, we're, there's a lot that could happen between now and the games, without a doubt. I mean, in fact, I could see that if she, if Tia really gets pushed and it starts looking bad, I would be looking for an injury.

No. I'd be looking for it early in the season. Just pull out. By that, you're saying she might pull the first three. Ah, pull the hammy. Oh, pull the hammy. Wow. Emma Lawson's way better than you think she is, everybody in the comments.

Emma Lawson's coming, people. Listen, Laura Horvath is coming, people. Y'all, listen. Laura Horvath is the fittest woman on the world, but I'm telling you, Emma Lawson is coming. She's still really young. She's only getting better. You said that about Mal, too, dude. That's the thing.

And Mal was until she mentally cracked. You know what else I said about Hatfield? I said it about Hatfield, too, and what happened with him. He lost the four last events, and I'm still not... There are a lot of things I could talk about about that, brother. Hey, buddy. He won in the games format by even more. Laura's currently winning the poll 63%.

37% got to you. Can you put us back in the four square? I want to hear. Buddy. Taylor, grab this, dude, and stick this in your ass. Grab it. Grab it. Thank you.

Listen, there's a video on Laura's Instagram of her doing strict deficit parallette. Saw that. Four in a row. Saw that. I saw that. I was like, man, if you're going to put that up there for everyone to see, you better do like 15. She's confident. Here's the other thing, dude.

She can bring Fikowski in and just do twos and make it. No, it's not this video. This is doing Devin from the same group. She had parallettes. Yeah, but this is the other thing. She looks leaner too. She looks lean and mean. I think Ben's fucking whipping her into shape.

Ben won't say that. Ben won't say that ben won't say that ben will be like i know right oh but i do ben's got that fake humility shit going he knows no he's doing shit her being in that environment she's learning so much from him and this is the other thing like the best athletes are all incredibly smart and having someone to learn from like ben huge yeah i agree wicked smart hey but how are you not going to answer john's question when he says you're like well you said that about mal yeah dude she's fucking she's the best she's the future yeah now's the future but she's not well john didn't know she was going to go full retard on us and fucking fall off the ship. All I'm saying is I hate the argument of

oh, they're young. They're coming. Well, I am not convinced. I never said that about Haley. I am not convinced. Nobody said that about Emma Lawson, but I'm also not convinced. I think Lawson's not coming. She's there. You're training. I just think there's a training age, and I don't think

that's so dependent on your actual age. I think if you start fucking CrossFit at 13 and run your dick into the dirt by the time you're 18 you're gonna crack i you're saying they're hold on you're saying they're they're they peak earlier right and i agree with that no i'm not saying they peak earlier i'm saying when you miss out on a childhood you're not she has in your brain you don't have oh fuck off Savon take Avi start acting like professionals you don't see fucking Tyson Bajent crying and running home

if you want to be professional sports suck it up and fucking get out there and play he had a life he was a high school quarterback he was getting pussy after his Friday night football game these girls are training 8 hours a day and playing fucking with their Sudoku block in their room. The luckiest thing to happen to Jason Hopper and Mal O'Brien

was the chance to get to go train with Matt Fraser. End of story. I don't... The fuck is that balloon shit? I can't even gesticulate anymore. I don't care what anyone says. I don't care what anyone says. I don't care what happened to them. I don't care what harsh realities you want to say.

Matt was a dick. He wasn't nice. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Dude, you got to go up there with the greatest fucking male crossfitter of all time and fucking train with them. Fucking suck it up. That's PFAA rule number one. Act like a fucking professional.

And they both didn't like it. Yeah, well, I'm just telling you. I think Grundler agrees with me. You agree with me, Grundler? Just suck it up. Well, I don't think you can play into whatever happened beforehand. But with Mal, physically speaking, she had the tools to be the best. So do I.

And there are a lot of athletes out there that have a whole lot of tools. But if they don't have the head for it, it doesn't matter how good of an athlete they are because they'll break. In fact, when you had your, you started this with your conversation with Jason Hopper, you started it. In fact, Hunter came in and he, I was like, damn Hunter, I don't always like all the things you say, but you said some good things here. Yeah. He grand slammed it.

I mean, a hundred percent. Hunter's way smarter than people think he is. Totally. I mean, he, he plays a game. He plays a game. grand slammed it. I mean, 100%. Hunter's way smarter than people think he is. Totally. I mean, he plays a game. He plays a game. I get it. But he understands that if you want to be the best, you have to believe that you're the best. Because a lot of that will take over.

I've never seen Al O'Brien shit the bed on the competition floor. Let me distinguish that between, there's shit in the bed in the offseason? Wah. Oh, I didn't. Okay, good. Well, maybe it's holding it together. Maybe what it is, it's's shit in the bed in the offseason. Oh, I didn't. Okay, good. Well, maybe it's holding it together. Maybe what it is, it's not shit in the bed, but she's held it together until she was off the floor and then lost it. Yeah.

I mean, maybe that, you know, I'm not saying that I know what happened, but like maybe that's what did happen. So, but you agree with me, Bill. You're excited for this. This is epic. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Laura. I don't even, like I said, I don't even care. You're excited for this. This is epic. Thank you, Tia. Thank you, Laura. I don't even care. I feel bad for the guys because you're right.

It is a much deeper field. I don't even care. I want to see Tia and Laura. I want to see that race. John, the curmudgeon with the shitty lighting who has to go early, do you think that this is the best uh most exciting crossfit event in the history of crossfit sport in terms of just the competition you want to see you're more excited about the tia laura matchup than any other i in a very long time i'm not going to say it's the greatest in history because i feel like we need to compare history to make that call but it's i'm most more excited for this event than I have in, in,

I mean, a long time. Let me, let me, does it, guys, I know Laura and Tia is the big talking point. I think it's more likely that Emma Lawson beats Tia than Tia beats Laura.

I think that's more likely to happen. Wow. And, and I, I do. And I, I mean, it's,

you know, I could be wrong, but that's what I think. It's more likely that that happens. The men's race is just as exciting to me. I know Tia and Laura is awesome, but like the men's race, dude, it's all of the people that you want that's going to be there is going to be there. You mean Ricky and Travis?

Travis Mayer and Ricky Garoppolo? Ricky and Travis Mayer is the main one I was thinking about. But, yeah. Yes, I'm excited to see Ricky. I feel like, you know, missing the games is – he had all that time to train. And it's just – like Chandler – when Chandler missed the games, he always came back at Rogue and was like his best competition ever. It's like he peaked for Rogue some years.

I feel like that's going to happen with Ricky. I think Ricky is going to be awesome. I'm so... Let me read this real quick. Let me collect some loot. Google Racing. Messi moved to Spain at 13 and became the greatest

footballer we've ever seen. Arguably one of the greatest athletes ever uh we've ever uh ever seen arguably one of the athletes ever can you say tremendous can you say tremendous tremendous okay go ahead it's so listen you can't i fucking hate it when people compare like soccer or football or baseball to crossfit because so much of those sports is practice stop stop so much of those sports is like practicing a skill refining something that you can do repetitively for hours on end without fucking your body up. These athletes, it's like 10 hours a day. It's all about training and recovering and feeling like shit and being sore and not doing any of the other stuff because it's going to affect your recovery.

As a baseball or a soccer player, you're not as worried about going out and getting fucked up one night and it ruining your ability to kick a ball the next day. I think what you're saying is you don't do that. No, I think you're missing the point. I think what he's saying is at 13, he was taken away from his mom and dad and his emotional support. And he was fucking shipped off and became the greatest soccer player. It's more fun to play soccer than it is to train all day, every day. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is you can still have a life in those sports. You can still go out. You can still be on a team, have friends. Mal's not on a team. It's only you. And you just took yourself out of like, similarly, you took yourself out of an entire environment where you had like people supporting you. And you're in just this place where it's basically just you and everyone else who has these massive expectations of you. When Messi goes at 13, he goes to a club where there's a whole bunch of other 13 year olds they're all on a team they're all probably fucking you know i don't know i just it's different it's 100 different i don't think 100 different six percent different eat tremendous uh eaton beaver

uh ten dollars what's up brothers uh since i $4.99 for Chase being on the show I might as well give $10 for The Wolverine Right on dude How much for me fucker Can you pull up the Rogue YouTube page Please When are we going to get the events man

Well look at this I want to show you this They want to promote it, that would be a good way to do it. They have no obligation to promote it. It's not like CrossFit. I get it, but it's just annoying. Fucking Bill and Katie calling a bunch of their friends together and fucking having them do it now.

You don't have any obligation, but do they want it to grow? Do you want people to watch it? What are they going to do? Get higher names there? They got every name that's there. CrossFit should be promoting this too. CrossFit's ret well yeah they don't know how to promote anything right now uh look at this what is this uh you guys sniff this out for me what does this mean the live streams are already up the schedule they've just planned the schedule out which is not even really that much of a schedule it's just like okay this is a full day live stream yeah day one day two it's what's a three-day although event one is at 4 p.m that's it's not like a day one live it's a

separated i wonder if they have anything on their um website schedule i guess we would know you know where we look just go to the barbell spin i mean he'll know within seconds right do you think that means it's an off-site run type deal because it it's a day before, and it says event one, and it's not under day one, and it's the day before. Nothing. Nothing on barbell spin. You see what I'm saying, guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I hear you. Sorry. I didn't mean to ignore you. Yeah, absolutely. I think that's a solid assessment. Because they're going to have to schedule it around other people in the city. But they did that exact same thing. They're not going to repeat.

Play this video of Ariel Lowe in this reel if you can. Please. And watch this barbell she's using. I'm having one made right now. I saw it earlier today, and I messaged this guy. See that neutral grip? Yeah. So I asked. Why is she using that? one made right now i saw it earlier today and i messaged see that neutral grip yeah so i asked

why is she using that well i guess her strength coach had it made for her for some like special specialty strength work like maybe working the log or something and so you know she had been dealing with like some elbow tendonitis and a lot with some people like that front rack position aggravates it and she found that like the neutral grip didn't aggravate it also she used it more i guess is what he was saying. But I just think it looks cool as fuck. So I'm making one out of a bar in my garage. Rogue doesn't sell one of those.

No, they should. That looks fucking dope. No, they do sell one. No, they sell like a rat, like a fucking, it's like a big rectangle and you can't do cleans with it. But watch, she's doing cleans with it, cleaning jerks. Okay, let's see. And like racking it. See, that's sick wow that's all i got out of that video no offense ariel i was looking at her quads and i was like i wonder if she waxed just the day before that because they're just so smooth like

they were like hey we're coming out to film she's like okay her quads are massive crazy hey um uh i i got her for third place that's cool i do not ariel but where do you got her where do you got her john we'll find out on tuesday okay where do you got her bill uh i'd say just out of top five out of the top five you got her at at six. See my math skills? Taylor. Ariel. It's not the games, guys. It's Rogue. Exactly.

They program differently. I've got her second. Fuck you guys. Wow. Good luck. Hey, dude. She's like special well-rounded. You don't know shit, dude.

She's like special well-rounded. We'll see. Yeah, she's special well-rounded. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means, but I like it. She's like special well-rounded yeah she's special well-rounded i don't know what that means i don't know what that means but i like it she's like i want to say rogue is not necessarily a well-rounded competition i hear you you don't know what the programming is this year it's never been like that never been like what it's never been that like super well-rounded if you're a gymnastics specialist it's usually not the greatest competition for you the log

muscle-ups and ring muscle that doesn't mean they don't have gymnastics in there if you're a gymnastics specialist it's usually not the best competition for you there are no gymnastics specialists at rogue it's the top 20 best athletes in the world they're all fucking no you're not hearing me i don't if gymnastics is your thing, it's usually not the best competition for you. Usually, but you haven't seen the programming this year. I haven't. Maybe it's all gymnastics. Extra sloppy, $4.99.

$3 for John Young, $1 for Taylor, and $1 for Bill. How much money do you think we could raise if we did a live stream MMA fight between me and John Young? I bet we could raise a good amount. I bet we could get at least two grand. I mean, we're the same size. Two grand? We could probably get two grand. Why doesn't John Young have a nickname?

Everyone has a nickname except for John. How come he doesn't have a nickname? Wanker. I'm not from the North. I don't know what's his nickname I'm giving one I'll work on it Do you think that the

Is it Are we making a bigger deal Out of the Tia Laura thing Like is it going to be that If Laura wins it's like well yeah Tia because you were pregnant Yeah because you just had a kid Is that even worth Is that worth the argument if Laura wins, it's like, well, yeah, Tia, because you were pregnant. Yeah, because you just had a kid. Yeah. I mean,

is that even worth, is that worth the argument? You know what I mean? Like, that's the thing. I want to see her get, I kind of want to see her just get bitch slapped because it's like, screw you for coming back in here and thinking that you can just walk all over everyone again. And then Tia can come back at the games and break our heart and destroy Laura.

Laura needs to, Laura does need to bitch slap her here. Bitch slap. Laura needs to win this for everybody. If Tia wins this competition after – like she's not that far off of when she had her baby. If she wins this competition – She's on drugs.

There's no – If she does win, I am almost siding with Hiller and his nonsense. And I never been. But if she wins, bro, dude, like it's – Why even come then? Like, Tia, like, yo, she – Lorde needs to win this just for CrossFit to go on. Like, for anybody to –

Yeah, John! Oh, my God. This is like the history of the CrossFit Games on this show. Ladies and gentlemen, dear affiliates, dear affiliates,

Bill, you may give a hanky. Ready, Bill? I have some bad news for you. Give it to me. If Tia wins the day after Rogue You have 24 hours to vacate your affiliate All I have to do is just remove

CrossFit off and I'm still Inferno I'm good Inferno Fitness That's right Oh my goodness We're going to come up with a new affiliate program Since our little group P puts out about 20 times, 2000 times the media that CrossFit does.

And that's what it seems like affiliates want. So, um, I'll be having the lawyers write up some paperwork and all of you guys will soon be able to resend your affiliate fees to the new group, the new media team. Perfect. You think I'm joking?

Uh, Jordan Vance, uh, only cool people get nicknames, which is why everyone still calls him by his name. Thanks, Jordan. Spent $4.99 for that. Thank you, Jordan.

Yeah, I think it is that exciting. I think it's like, I think even if you like Tia, you can't have her win. Like, you can't want her to win because it really kind of is like that with John said. It's like, fuck, what do we have to do? Do we have to Nancy Kerrigan her? Well, yeah, but that's like that's what's so weird about it is it's not it's not Matt versus Rich where you have the two best that are like there, you know, in their prime kind of kind of a setup. You have someone that has done had more wins than anybody. done had more wins than anybody and the next person who we thought could have been there tia backs out has a kid comes back in it's like now it's like this weird

asterisk thing i'm believe me i am i am super excited about watching it and i wanted to i cannot wait to see what happens but part of me is kind of like, I feel like we're going to watch two midgets wrestle. You know what I mean? It's like, is it tainted somehow? Is this big battle? Is this big battle? Is it tainted now because of that? You know?

That's what I'm wondering. Explain that to me more. I don't know what you mean. Yeah. All right. So we don't have midget analogies on here. There's only like 200 people. You're good.

You're good. What I mean to say is we. Are we watching the two at the height of their of their content? She's. No, that's why Laura has some hope. Is it fair to have that? Yeah.

Okay, I'm going to go wrestle some high school kid, but I'm going to tie one arm behind my back and now it's going to be this great match because I have my hand tied behind my back. Is it still a cool fight? I don't see it like that at all. I see it like that, and I'm cool with it.

Laura is not as good as Tia at her peak Tia. The fittest Laura is not as good as the peak Tia. So we need to tie her arm behind her back? She chose to have a baby, Bill. This is what

she is right now. It's not on his microphone up. He's yelling so loud. Let me say this real quick, John. Let me say this. You have to assume I, here's how I assume.

I assume that Laura, I lied to myself and say, Laura is the fittest human being female walking on the planet right now. And it doesn't matter whether Tia was there or not, because since Tia wasn't there, maybe Laura got that much better. I kind of like, I really try to hold that and believe that. there or not because since tia wasn't there maybe laura got that much better i kind of like i really

try to hold that and believe that but i also agree with bill that like yeah the only chance anyone has at beating tia is like if we make her have a baby before the competition that's true and dude and i understand it was her choice i understand all that stuff all it was more just a a question of i mean like i said I want to watch that. I don't even really care about all of the other stuff. I don't even care about Ricky versus Adler. Are they both going to be there? Adler's there too?

Yeah. Ricky, Roman. Yeah. I need Roman to learn some French Canadian. Yes. I haven't even looked at the men's list. All I know is that Ricky's going put those put boxing gloves on those guys that's i'll watch that too that'll be my number two the dual part three

that's right they'll be the undercard roman i'm picking roman in a they'll be the undercard just so you know there's no jew in me i am 100 percent armenian one of the most inbred groups of people in the history currently on the planet. Small group of people in the caucuses were isolated for thousands and thousands of years. My father's name is Joseph. My mom's name is Mary, and I'm Armenian. Let that sit with you a little bit, John. Let that sit.

Just a little bit. Attack at me. Let that sit a little bit. No Jew in me. I will put some Armenian in a Jew, but I ain't no Jew in me. I'm just all Armenian. Okay. The boys comp.

I didn't know it was going to be so good. Stack. It's crazy, Stack. Crazy. The boys are crazy. Dallin, Brent, Roman. Pat Vellner's still doing cross. It's everybody that you think except Justin Medeiros.

Everyone. Everyone but the puss, dude dude he's not even the champ anymore he's the puss for not he's not the champ i'm not gonna call him that i think he's better he's he hasn't dropped off the face of the earth for me i feel like everybody oh my god if ricky signed up for rogue invitational dude oh my god what if ricky wins this ricky mack man i that's a he's got a good chance he's got a really good chance i agree oh my god it will be i i think he will and i i want to see where uh jeff's headspace goes oh i hope he beats a fuck i hope hope Jeff takes like four. But I love this. He's not going to. Jeff, I love your wife.

Great coach. Great coach. She's so awesome. She is a great coach, huh? She is awesome. Jeff's a great guy too, but I just, I like chaos. Hey, I don't think Jason or Mal could handle his coach either. I think that's a tough coach. I think that's a handful.

Carolyn Lambre? Yeah, Carolyn Lambre. I don't think she she fucks around i don't think that works if they're not married oh you don't think she can coach him if they're not married i don't think they have as much success oh but i but i do think she i bet you she can coach another champ i bet you she i bet you she knows no i, it's just a different connection. Oh, get the fuck out of here in the comments. Some other shit. I got to get my fuck. I got to wash my hands of that shit, dude. I'm trying to comment off. You guys are idiots.

Why? What happened? No, don't turn them off. What's going on? Just this guy saying Tudor might put on a show. That's the guy that thought I was a Jew. I love what upsets you. Tudor might put on a show and all of a sudden you're like,

do you see the field? Do you see the field? Yeah, it's nuts. Yeah, Tudor's not going to be great, man. Okay. I don't think that. I just think that. No, his placement.

I think he maybe, he could do maybe top 10, maybe top 12. I know that's a stretch. Yeah, he won't. That would be too much of a show, dude. I'm just trying to – And he'd be top 12 in the games. I know, I know, I know. He didn't even qualify.

Any chance Tia retires after this? No. After she pulls the hammy? After she pulls the hammy? Bill is calling the entry. If that happens, Bill, I'm going to be the game. After she pulls the hammy? Bill is calling the injury. If that happens, Bill, I'm going to be like, oh my god, what a call. Dude, you know what I hope?

I hope Tia has the fucking nuts to compete and potentially get beat. If she gets beat at Rogue, I hope she has the fucking balls to continue on and do the game season. And I hope we get a longstanding champ that has the nuts to stick around to see themselves not be the best. Dude, what are you saying? She's been around six, eight years.

Yes, I want to see someone beat her. But, dude, she's won six times. I get what he's saying, but you don't think that about Justin. I don't know why she won if she wins this one. I don't think – what about Justin We'll know why she won if she wins this one. I don't think what about Justin? I'm talking to Taylor. I get 100% what you're saying, where they just keep doing it even though they're not the best

anymore, because Rich got out when the getting was good, and Matt got out. I mean, Matt probably could have kept winning, but he got out. We should all thank Tia profusely for staying in the sport and coming to Rogue just like Tia should personally thank, open every video thanking

all the affiliates worldwide for ever making a fucking dime. Oh, yeah. 100%. No, she doesn't owe us anything. He's just saying it'd be nice to see. I'm not saying she owes us anything. I'm saying we should say thank you to her for bringing her shit to Rogue because this is amazing.

I just don't want to leave at the top. but she should also thank every affiliate out there in the world like hey i know if it wasn't for you fucking slaving your ass in a gym every single day and your gym members coming in there paying affiliate fees no one fucking have a clue who i am and i wouldn't be filthy rich with with uh with her dog uh her dog willow her kid willow well we know if she goes on rogue and she'll just shit on crossFit and affiliates worldwide. She won't. She hasn't. But she just needs to incorporate that into her shtick.

Hopefully not. What a miss, dude. Do you think there's a chance that Rogan ever has another CrossFitter on, Dave? Yeah, I heard from a very trusted source that he said he would never do that again, that that was a swing and a miss. What? Oh, you told me that.

Yeah, Rogan will never have a CrossFitter on. Yeah. He was upset about the interview? I didn't hear upset wasn't the word I heard. I think Rogan probably has this perception of what CrossFitters are in his head. And someone confirmed it for him. Oh, oh. The thing is, though, Matt has a deep and complex life.

And he's not a doorknob. He's not shallow. But he didn't talk about any of that. I know, I know. He didn't give it up. He wasn't vulnerable. I agree. You're on Rogan, dude.

I agree, I agree, I agree. Dude! I mean, the platform that made him who he is. Like, okay, cool, he was a lifter and he went to the Olympic Training Center. But, like, nobody knew him from that. Right. They know him from CrossFit. This was what made him.

And this is the thing. I don't think Rogan gives one fucker another that he kind of shit on CrossFit subtly. I think Rogan was just like, dude, I know you're sober. No, Rogan was probably happy. Frazier probably did that to appease Rogan. Right, right. But if I'm Rogan, I'm sitting here like, dude, I know you're sober. I know you've gone through all this shit.

You're not talking about any of that. And also, I think it's the most condescending thing in the world when Matt calls the CrossFit Games the world championships. No one calls it the world championships. Joe Rogan knows it's called the CrossFit Games. You think he does? Yes, he does. You dumb fucking course he does. I didn't catch that nuance.

I didn't catch that nuance. Every time he mentioned the games, you go, it's like the world championships for us. Like, dude, just say it's the CrossFit Games. He knows what it is, you fucker. Like, that's not. If I'm Rogan sitting there, I'm like, you think i don't know it's called the crossfit games thanks for making thanks for making me explaining to me like i'm a four-year-old

anyways um he has so many guests on though forever like i feel like it's more like to his audience it's not to him well dude dave castro's a seal a military guy fucking you know rogan fucking gets a massive hard-on for guys like that yeah you're right he's had stump on there before he's had stump on several times he's been taco on several times yeah maybe that's why he hates crossfit because he's such good friends with Stumpf. Maybe he'll have Tyson Badgen on, Bajan. That would be sick. Doubt it, but sick. I mean, if he's a success story.

What if he blows up this week? What if he throws for 300 yards and two touchdowns and the Bears win and he – maybe not the next Tom Brady, but he's the starting quarterback. I bet that's worthy of Joe Rogan. Do you think Bajan has the capacity to be more than a two-year starter? It's tough to make that call, huh? Every single thing in his past has not said that he will. Bro, bro.

But Brady was the same way. You know, and then it happened. Bro, I read an article today that came out on MSNBC. They were interviewing one of his teammates. And he's like, you would not believe the swagger that this guy has. It is unreal. And then he's like, I didn't even know that he had the NCAA all-time passing record. I didn't know he won the Harlan Trophy.

But now I get it. Now I get it. This guy walks around like no starter, no rookie we've ever seen. What do you mean, does he have the capacity? I don't think that's the word you want to use. Of course he has the capacity. He fucking destroyed his high school and college careers. You know who's got some immense.

And physically, he doesn't have any flaws. The other physically, he doesn't have any flaws. The other guys, he doesn't have any flaws. He's 6'3 with big hands. That's it. You know who else had immense swagger on the football field? Who? Jameis Winston. You know who else had immense swagger?

Antonio Brown. You know who else had... So many fucking... Robert Griffin. Like, you're just... I get it. These guys had better careers than Tyson. To be an NFL quarterback.

Better careers, but also fucking tanked what they potentially could have been. Yeah, 100%. An NFL quarterback is crazy hard. There's only like 15 guys that have a sustainable hang in there. And you have to not only be a physical freak, but a genius. A genius.

And I'm not saying he's not. I'm saying there's been like 16 guys in the world that are. It's hard for me to say, yes, he's one of them. You know what I'm saying? It would be sick, dude. Oh, it would be amazing. I'm pulling for it. I'm not doubting. I just don't know enough about him, so I'm curious.

It would be a fucking crazy story. It would be. It'd be awesome. Kurt Warner was undrafted. Worked at a grocery store. And then he got on a practice squad, and then he got'd be awesome kurt warner was undrafted worked at a grocery store and then he got on a practice squad and then he got a chance name is kurt warner i i do want to thank um uh part of the uh hq media team andrew hiller for finally taking the time to make a video and uh show tyson bagent and all of his glory. It was amazing. You saw that video that Hiller made?

Dude, it was so good. It is good, right? It's like, I mean, there's a lot of what the fuck have you guys been doing CrossFit, but a lot of it was, if you were going to put this out, put this out like this. Yep. Here's how you do it. Like, it's not that hard. Here's how you do it, CrossFit.

Like, God. But it's a great video. I mean, he puts great stuff out on you, but that was amazing. What I thought was great was when they had Travis talking about Tyler. And it's like, oh, there's only a couple guys that have this chance. And he's like, I think he's one of the hundreds that hopes that they're one of the guys that has a chance. one of the hundreds that hopes that they're one of the guys that has a chance so i mean even even travis is very like realistic about it um and knows just like how slim how slim it is like there's a lot like the stars got to come in line for it you know that's good they are they are coming in line have fucking come in line for the fact that he has this opportunity is through the

door yeah totally it's insane right How many views does this have? 2,200 views in 3 hours It's called CrossFit My Life Away Chicago Bears quarterback Tyson Bajent CrossFit's fucking retarded For not using that This is amazing

Should I stop using that word? No, it's fine If you do want to switch it out You could use imbecile or moron troglodyte what troglodyte neanderthals they are they are idiots they are idioso wow he has a big boy yeah uh he knows tyson tyson knows travis knows Tyson knows Travis knows

Everyone knows This weekend is going to be amazing I'm telling you Sunday is going to be And if it's not We'll grill him on Tuesday Like what the fuck dude You had your chance

Yeah The boat has sailed away Bernie Gannon The F word or the R word That's all I know You had your chance. Yeah. The boat has now sailed away. Bernie Gannon, the F word or the R word? That's all I know. I dare you just to start saying the R word. God, CrossFit's the R word. FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling winning which beats even the 27th best feeling

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Ready for you. All right. Thank you. Anyway, seriously, on behalf of all the affiliates everywhere, thank you to Andrew Hiller for making all the affiliates everywhere thank you to uh andrew hiller for making this uh this is what you can do uh in an affiliate you can have a guy supplement all of his all of his training for any sport take him to an affiliate travis bajan was an affiliate owner l1 coach greatest of greatest floor a crossfit games floor commentator of all time the guy who actually

does the the screaming and yelling on the floor travis bajan or travis travis bajan his dad tyson's dad oh wow oh wow that's who his dad is yeah yeah he was he's in a he was an affiliate owner and he was a floor commentator back when bill used to do the ESPN shows. Dude, I got pulled out of the booth. Yeah, totally. I got pulled out of the booth because Travis was losing his voice and had a headache. They put me down on the floor.

Oh, no shit? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Wow. Pussy. Yeah, I found that out like a week ago. Second best.

I didn't know you did it, Bill. I didn't know it until So then either I got three, I got two minutes, seven. How do you, how, thank you. How do you not?

And that's another reason why it's just disrespect. It's in the family. Let me ask you this job before you go, you get this last question. Why not show the power of the community and galvanize CrossFitters everywhere to get behind Tyson Bajan. Hear me out. HQ could do that.

Coordinate a solid cheer to push one of our own because we're a cult and we all just get on the Chicago Bears bandwagon. If your favorite team is the 49ers, you make Chicago your second favorite team. Everyone do that. And we support one of our own that grew up through our community and we show the whole world our power and by giving

we accidentally market the whole community I'm telling you it would be so potent it could all be conducted and the better he does the better he does the more CrossFit will grow, the more people it will reach.

Dude. Because of that. And even if he, and even if he failed, it wouldn't matter. Even if he failed, it wouldn't matter. No,

it wouldn't. He's already came so far, but I'm just saying like, if he does well, you know, and like, he's going to come on your podcast, and so many people are going to watch it that would have never knew what CrossFit was, or tried it out, or, you know, and like he's going to come on your podcast and so many people are going to watch it.

That would have never knew what CrossFit was or tried it out or, you know, maybe knew it, but didn't care for it until then. Look at even Jeremy. Jeremy eats world. Even though I struggled to root for Chicago, I would put all my personal issues aside and root for the Chicago Bears. If CrossFit HQ could coordinate it. Thanks, Jeremy. Yeah, I'm a Vikings fan and I'm excited to watch the Bears this week. Bryson, I agree with you.

Some people who actually care about football are retarded and won't even pretend to like another team. It's okay. I bet you most CrossFitters aren't even NFL fans, and they would just start watching football like myself because Tyson's there, because one of our own are there. I'm telling you 100 that would happen 100 like it's i think there were a lot of people that probably watched

tia when she lifted in the olympics for the australian team because she was just at the crossfit games and all the crossfitters like oh yeah she's olympian too we'll go watch that it's the same thing like it's a you see. You see someone in the airport that's wearing, you know, Nanos or Metcons or whatever, and you see the CrossFit. That's the community part. And CrossFit failed miserably on that. They really did. Kenneth DeLapp, I haven't watched football in 20 years.

I'd watch Tyson. Halpin, Bengals fan, would switch to the Bears game To watch Tyson Yeah, exactly Oh my god Julia He's an affiliate hero Not a games hero

Holy shit, dude Holy shit Being an affiliate hero is so much cooler. That is gangster. Isn't it, though? Wow. Hey, you know what's interesting? I heard Stacey Tovar saying something.

Games athletes go through this thing. It's kind of interesting. We saw Jason go through it first. I think we're seeing Rich go through it a little bit, and I saw Stacey going through it a little bit. It's like Jason went through it to the most extreme, I think. He went from hardcore games to kind of like fuck the games, health, and now he's back to kind of games again, right? They kind of go through this like evolution as they have kids and their parents get older and they start seeing the value and the cure for the world's most vexing problem.

And recently I heard Stacey on Shut Up and – no, Shut Up and – wait. That's this – the fuck? Die. The Die Show. Die for points show that they do on the lone ranger podcast and i heard her basically saying talking about uh how crossfit's about the cure for the world's most vexing problem or healing people it's interesting this um this path that all these guys take you've seen that pattern too bill there's like a pattern well i think that like when you're an athlete you're can you're consumed with competing for you and making you a better machine so you can go and compete as you start to kind of

fade from that and you either you get into coaching you know coaching different athletes or you start watching and utilizing the stuff that you did to make you a better athlete and say oh i can actually use this for this person just so that they can get better. You start seeing the actual, I mean, the stuff that really brought at least the old school CrossFit people. Like there wasn't, there wasn't the games when we started, we just did it because it was a, it was a workout program, you know? And so here we come back around now and you learn that like, Oh yeah, it isn't just sport. It is a fitness program. And there is CrossFit, the fitness program, the methodology, and there is CrossFit, the sport of. And, you know, we use the same things.

They don't have to be the same deal, but yeah, absolutely. You can see those athletes. And it's actually kind of cool seeing some of them come back around to get it, to see that like, yeah, it is a, there is a cool medicine to it, you know? Plus I can't compete anymore. So I'll go put my eggs in that basket

Right, right Hey Taylor, wanna love? Wanna love? These nuts These nuts I just saw this name and I thought that would be a good one I've never watched American football It's not a sport in Trinidad

But I'm definitely watching this upcoming Bears game Is Trinidad a country? Trinidad and Tobago And Tobago? Trinidad, but I'm definitely watching this upcoming Bears game. Is Trinidad a country? Trinidad and Tobago. And Tobago? Trinidad and Tobago? Trinidad. Trinidad's kind of like Jamaica-y. How been said on the show you're trying to think of is death by

where Chase wins every argument but gets the fewest points. Fair enough. Tia, oh, I want to show you this. This is a couple weeks old. This is Hiller showing us one of the event winners. What was this for? Can you pull this up? Sorry, Sousa, I don't have a...

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is the girl That he fucking This is Was this for an open workout South African athlete Leah Caruso Took first place worldwide in test 4 Of the 2021

Individual quarter finals She outlifted Tia Claire, Christine Kolenbrander And Laura Horvat by 30 plus pounds. You would think the CrossFit Games would take notice. Look at this. This is wild. That transformation. This or this, but they're the same person, believe it or not. There they are side by side if you didn't believe me.

So this person was put up on the CrossFit Games YouTube channel for having won the 2021 quarterfinal workout number four, the four front squats. There they are again, side by side. Can you believe it? This person has incredible physique. It looks like they can squat 315 by four, which was the workout that they had to do in the quarterfinal of 2021.

Open division. Lee Kerevis set the record over the likes of Tia Toomey, 282, and also over Christine Kohlenbrander, 282, and over Lil Horvitz, who was in the 260s for four reps. They almost beat Street Horner. You know that dude, the most shredded dude in CrossFit who's got the dick bands going throughout his shoulders.

And I find it really interesting that this individual, Daniel Hodges, was drug tested last year and got in a whole bunch of trouble for just not being in the right place at the right time. But this person is being promoted on the CrossFit Games YouTube channel when I have the pick of the litter over pictures that I could put on here.

I don't get how this person's getting thrown under the bus by CrossFit. And then this person's being promoted on their YouTube channel. It makes no freaking sense to me. Every time you set a world record, you're going to have eyes on you, especially when you look like this or this, but they're the same. So, uh, Taylor, what's your max for max? Can you three 26, four reps?

Was that a front squat? I did three 37 that year. Uh, Bill, Bill Grunler. Did you ever do three 26 for four in a front squat i i did 337 that year uh bill bill grunler did you ever do 326 for four in the front squat not for four no uh john young john you have a 390 pound clean injury clean clean 390 pound clean what's the most you've front squatted for four 375 and how many reps did you do? Four. Four. If he knows what's good for him, he'll never clean 400 pounds. Why? What's up?

I'm getting weaker by the day, man. Because he shouldn't spend any time on it. He cleans 390. Listen, if I maxed out today, I would be supremely happy with 385. And even then, it'd be like, I mean, it's probably not going to happen. Okay. So here's the question should cross would be judged for not looking into this girl who obviously looks like she's on performance enhancing drugs they did look at they did disqualify that other chick because she wasn't at some drug testing site and she didn't even win the event right they

they emailed her i think as i remember the story they emailed that lady she didn't respond within 24 hours and so she got a four-year ban or something. And that lady I don't think has ever won shit. Go ahead. Can we just be like, hey, Hiller, stop it. It's just they don't have the resources to drug test, and this person won. They have a small team. No, they're stupid. They're dumb.

Did they ever test the andrea pinero girl did they what did they ever test the andrea pinero girl no but there's another guy i i think she i think they said they did i think they said there's another guy there's this young guy joey something on instagram he had like a mullet had never been relevant in any competition and got a drug test in a band you know i'm talking about suza i'll let me find his handle i'll send him to you in the chat it's another example of why the fuck is this kid getting drug tested they don't oh they don't pay out in quarter in quarterfinals so there was likely no testing

so that when um i guess when hillary was saying she won event four it was in the quarterfinals there was likely no testing. So that one, um, I guess when Hillary was saying she won event four, it was in the quarterfinals. Right? Yes. The hard part, the hard part is like, come on,

man. Who, what are you trying to promote as a company? What are you trying to promote? Meaning, meaning let her have the event. When don't test it. If you're not going to test it,

at least don't promote her on the YouTube channel. Like have some new, well, it's like, Hey, if you're going to win, know that we're going to come looking. Not that,

I mean, not, not that you're going to be tested at that point or whatever, but like, we're going to put up a lot of pictures and it's obvious if you are that shredded, that there's something happening. I mean,

Joey Costa. Is that the guy? Joey Costa. Yeah. I mean, Joey Costa. Is that the guy? Joey Costa. Yeah. You can thank Halpern. You can thank Halpern for that. Oh, they tested the Brazilian girl.

She passed and came at Hiller. Yeah. Well, good for you, girl. You know how to cycle off correctly. Exactly. Damn.

Really? Is that obvious? You're not buying it? Oh, he's not on Instagram anymore. No, it's that obvious. I just think that it, if they're not good at promoting the things that they need to promote, and then when they do promote, they promote the wrong people.

And I just don't know how it's that difficult. Oh, here he is. Joseph. There's this thing do you ever see um uh people do before and after pictures and you can't and you can't tell the difference between them you ever see that it's a yeah it's just uh some different lighting or something like a shade it's just some chick and you're like ripped you're like what wow what what do you see like um look at this picture of dave lipson um bulking versus cutting

i absolutely i absolutely cannot tell the difference between these two pictures what are you talking about you can't tell well it's a different pose a yeah it's a different pose it's just a different pose he's just saying i mean he looks more ripped than the right the bulge you do think he has a tiny dick dude i'm just saying that like there's nothing filling out that little hammock wait a second look at his stomach in the one in the left you're saying i think all he has to do is put his arms up and squeeze like that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you might be right about that. He's just using a good picture too.

Cause on the left, he looks a little fluffier through the middle and on the right, he looks more ripped. I would be shocked if there's a picture of him within the last three years where he looks anything like a bulk where he looks like what someone would call like a bulk where they're like fatter. He's saying the one on the left is caloric surplus, carb bulking i don't see any bulking there no way anyway he forgot to put that in his comments and lots of drugs i don't think he denies that though

right no he does because hillar said he was on clearly on stuff and he like was he sent an instagram thing to hillar saying he wasn't and he oh bullshit yeah no no no no but like like offended offended that he that hillar had said that right am i right hillar you're in the comments and he was he was like i'm sorry you don't think people can do this natural but and and like just trt versus trt and oral tell me if i'm wrong in the comments but i'm almost positive he had a whole instagram story and they went back and forth on like one day one random day here's what i think here's what i think would happen lipson i think maybe he wasn't coming out saying he

this is just speculation he wasn't coming out saying he was doing steroids and then it kind of became in vogue to do it like hiller was doing it and other people were doing it it was just like okay if you're not competing fuck it just say you're doing it let the whole world know mark bell was very transparent about it and so i think at some point dave lipson crossed that line like i don't think he was denying he was on stuff i think he he didn't he denied he was okay well now now he's and then camille made a post saying that he wasn't on anything it. He denied he was on anything. And then Camille made a post saying that he wasn't on anything.

Oh, they're both fucking... But now he's admitting to it. I don't think so. No? Where is he admitting to it? Oh, here we go. Andrew Hiller. He didn't admit he was using anything until he had some sort of stake in a TRT company started by... Okay, yeah.

So he did admit to it once he got investment a TRT company started by okay yeah so he did admit to it once he had got investment from TRT company yeah TRT and a whole lot of other shit that just ain't TRT alone no fucking way um John Young getting loud and shouting at Hiller like he's sitting in the peanut gallery surprised he didn't put his hand

over his brow looking for him. Andrew. That's good, Marv. I like that. Quick, quick shout out to Fikowski. Oh, yeah, there we go. There we go. Oh, my goodness.

That's good. Susan, uh, Fikowski did, uh, what, um, maybe the most handsome man in,

in all of CrossFit, uh, did one of those things that, uh, unfortunately that I haven't seen men do, but I see women do all the time. You've seen these really hot girls who just dress to be ugly as fuck. They get the septum ring.

They wear the pants that come right underneath their titties i mean just they're just a mess you know what i mean they're just what the fuck happened who did this photo shoot with fukowski will someone go through these photos this is that one's okay pants are a little high what the fuck why are you leaning over like that your back hurt what are you doing stand up up straight, boy. Ah, no. Prison yard material. Butt slammer. No, no, no. That's what they do in magazines like that, dude. Not that pose.

No. Not unless you're dirty and there's a horse in the background and you got a gun. We should make a sevenista calendar and we all have our own month and we have a picture like this. See, the thing is, if you're going to pose with a ladder and you're dirty and you got to drill. You want to do that? If it looks like you actually. Dude, let's 100% do a calendar. Let's do a calendar, man. Hold on a second. If you're going to pose with a

ladder, you better look like you use the ladder. And like as a tool. The way how clean he is and he's with that ladder, he looks like he bends over that ladder. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a difference. Are you just railing him because he's not coming on the show? No, I love Ficalzi. He's going to come on the show. What are you talking about? He's coming on tomorrow.

Is he really? He's hot. I agree. He's hot as fuck. He didn't take any Zoolander tips at all right here. Oh my God. It's like we were saying, using his cool, putting some black on his face. Do not trust this photographer. This photographer is a douche nozzle. That's the kind of photo shoot you do for a magazine like that.

John Magazine. Grab Your Ankles Magazine. What did you call it? Yeah, Vogue. Same thing. Grab Your Ankles. G-Y-A. Yeah, always bought.

Hashtag always bought them. I mean, come on. You're a power top, Fagowski. That one's the best one. That one I'm okay with a little bit. It's just like, hey, what's up? the fuck what'd you say or something yeah yeah dude we should do a seven east that we should do a seven podcast calendar and i'm gonna use the picture of me with my dick and balls oh my god oh wow i wasn't ready for that wow that's got to be February, right? That's got to be.

If your trust level was up on the thread, you would post both angles of that. If it was an 8.3 and not a 7.6. His trust level is only as high as the one angle we got. Dude, I think both angles are in there. Oh. I don't want to go back and find out. Yeah. Let me check.

That was one of those days where I came to my phone. At least he's not posing while he's cutting a cucumber. At least he's not posing while cutting a cucumber. Go ahead, John. That was one of those days when I came to my phone up with 137 text messages, and I'm just scrolling to see if there's anything relevant, and then just bam. You got slapped right in the face with that.

With a Ken doll. I got slapped in the face with a Ken doll, and I was like, what is this? A picture of Taylor with no penis. Oh, my God. There's a word for that when you tuck your penis between your legs. Oh, mangina, dude. Mangina. Mangina mangina, dude.

Mangina. Mangina. One time, one time. Okay. I can't tell this story. Yeah, do it. Do it. It's okay.

Numbers are low right now. Numbers are low. My best friend, Jake, was at my house, and he was in my living room, and I was walking down the bathroom, and I just had my pants around my ankles and my shit tucked. And I'm walking down the hallway, and I walk out to where he can see me. He looks at me. He's like, and I was like, down the hallway and I walk out to where he can see me. He looks at me. He's like, and I was like, do I have a cute pussy?

Oh my God. How often was your roommate? Your stuff. That was my best friend. Dude. It's probably, I would say I tuck. Wow.

Wow. Like it's an activity. Well, you know, twice a week or so. It's the funniest thing ever, dude. Go try it, Bill. You tell me how fun it is.

I don't think it's that fun. Hey, would you ever tuck anyone in your family? Would you ever tuck, like, just walk out and tuck your mom? No, dude. Just checking. Just one of you. I know. I'm crazy.

I don't know that well. And my friend, Jake. Yeah. Only on text threads do I share. Not with family members. For sure, dude. That family members so harsh man I was whoa I only looked at it for a count of 74 one get tucked or get fucked John to

speaking of vaginas uh car Saunders filmed her Oh wow Jesus my goodness Is that Danny Spiegel? That is not Danny Spiegel That's a fair question though, legit That's Manny Kegel Kara Saunders Televised her birth

Really? Yeah, yeah, crazy Like on YouTube? Yeah, yeah, crazy Like on YouTube? On her YouTube Yeah, wild, right? Go to 2120 Go to 2120 Look at this shot right here

No I mean no, yes Yeah, that guy's a professional Wow Now what's the blur doing? It's not like she has a dick dangling down there No! Yeah, that guy's a professional. Wow. Now, what's the blur doing? It's not like she has a dick dangling down there in the front. That's Taylor's best friend checking out the backside of that man.

It's like, I can't see your balls or dick, Cara. As much as I want to watch this, I'm going to hop off. John is violating his Christian values. Thank you, John. Have a good one, guys. John Young, ladies and gentlemen,

J.Y. Barbell leaving 12 minutes, 11 minutes, and 46 seconds before the show's over. Do you think this is a planned at-home birth, or the title is true? We didn't make the hospital. Oh. I haven't seen it yet. I'm going to say it's planned the title is true we didn't make the hospital oh

I haven't seen it yet I'm gonna say it's planned because why the heck would you be like alright guys I got a great idea let's bend over this chair let's just bend over this chair drop the baby from different photo angles here

let me tell you something you guys know I'm not a very judgmental person. The comments. But let me say something. Those lights need to be turned off. You never have the lights on in the room when a birth's going on, ever. Why? It's just fucking too, you're supposed to be mellow and calm.

Lights off. It's like nap time in kindergarten. You don't leave the lights on. Fucking kitchen lights on Full blast And it's a waste of electricity Is that a big Australian thing? Home births?

Daytime I don't know It's just a healthy Oh shit Wow Wow Get a snot rocket on set Okay

Oh Wow Go back Go back I did not see that That was too fast This is incredible. Whoa.

Just play the whole thing. I don't care if we get the seven-second ding. Let's see this. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness, dude. Hey, dude, if he wouldn't have caught that, that would have hit the ground hard. That's crazy that she showed that. Look at Sousa's face. that's crazy that she showed that look at susa's face

that's crazy that they showed that good for her on her face good for her that's savage i agree dude wow i kind of like that i mean why is her arm blurred out no idea dude i think that's just a bull. It's got some dick on it. Crikey. Oh, my goodness. J.R. Howell, Sevan's an expert midwifery. Well, yes, that's correct. That's a woman, dude.

Good find, Sousa. Only on the Sevan podcast do we steal the best content from the games. That's crazy, dude. Beast. Wow. It's crazy, dude. Wow. It's deadly. Crazy. Oh, hey, Susan, we got to get her on. Dude, massive nuts.

Now, what's crazy is that. Look at, look at, sorry, real quick, breaking news. Saber just tried the Mangina. Just tried the Mangina thing. Dude, we're starting a revolution Let's go baby Hey can we give money back to her Can we give money back to people

Can we get in $4.99 You know what video we have to bring up now The Nair visual guy dude No no Come on Come on Too much That's crazy

So there's Kara Saunders It'll be interesting to see if she comes back and competes I wonder if she's going to Rogue If they fly her out This next one I have titled Oh What is this

Oh So this This is old news oh what is this oh so this uh this is old news we'll skip over that next one from dave castro i am curious um it was it was regarding the um again faster rogue competition from 2010 and bringing that up as a as a new thing you think that can ever be cool like that again bill where you get just get a handful of random athletes put each a handful of them in a home one home 50 million dollar home one another 50 million dollar home and let them compete throughout no why not too much money too many agents too many yeah there's there's too many variables in the in the mix like back then it was like hey okay we're all good athletes and we're all kind of playing with our you know we have our little uh sponsorships and things weren't get like lines weren't crossed and

you know different contractual things all over the place i just don't i don't think you could have something that would be that raw and that uh that unfiltered yeah i think you could do something you could do something like Big Brother Where it's like a scripted reality show Where you'd have them all in there Not like a competition Not like the classic competition But like Big Brother TV show competition

Tonight's challenge Fran Right It would have to be like drinking game Fran Or something like that for those guys All being stuck in the glass house. What if you did it with the bottom 20? What if you did it with Colton Mertens, Kelly Baker, Jason Hopper?

Oh, you mean everyone's single? Singles, yeah. Big brother. I think you could get the bottom 20 to do it. In the women's field is Daniel Brandon fucking. In the women's field? Yeah, that was a joke.

I immediately took it seriously. Put breaking news on this, Sousa. Put breaking news. That was a joke. I immediately took it serious. I was like, wow. Let me think about that for a second. Put breaking news on this, Sousa. Put breaking news. Hey, when are you releasing any behind the scenes? Soon. Oh, yeah, dude. I heard today that next week the rough drafts will be done.

I saw some shit today from one of the editors. They're like, we can't leave this in there, can we? I'm like, leave it in there. Oh, is that from will i cannot tell you anything he's he's the person who asks questions like that would never work with will i know he's your guy shut up dude you're already trying to coach bro yeah will who fucker there's no conflict of... Well, your opportunity's way crazier. I have no idea

who Will even is. I think Will's like a Sebon podcast reject from the old days, right? That was that kid? Right. I'm gonna clip that and send it to him. Maybe he'll get really sensitive and send me some crazy

shit and tell me how he's the only one who believed in me No one else believed in you And he made my show Okay Let's go to this Men's health Oh Something's not right here

Go to this men's health article How weird is it to see this Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to this men's health article. How weird is it to see this? Do you send it to me? Oh, it's the next one in the notes. It's right above trans gladiator. You know what I think is crazy? Speaking of men's health, I'm pretty sure Zach George feels like, oh, I can't wait till trans gladiator.

Great. Trans gladiator. Australia's version of gladiator. Do see it Sousa yeah I got it what were you gonna say Taylor go ahead so what the fuck so this is kind of along the same lines the UK men's health or men's magazine like always like featured Zach George a bunch and I feel like Zach George is an athlete that gets a ton of publicity on the CrossFit main page, but he's an athlete that like qualified with his friends and girlfriend on a team and then pulled out to do fucking like Titan games, UK,

like some fucking whack dickhead shit. And he moves like crap too. And I'm like, why does CrossFit choose to fucking market certain people? Like he's not. Well, he he's he's fun to look at you know who else is on the games a lot is the guy from um he's a team athlete christian harris christian harris holy shit i feel like he's everywhere and yet i and yet i would never know who he is from his performances but he's everywhere i think if you just wet the tip of whoever's running that instagram account enough like

you're getting featured a lot oh wow that was graphic dude yeah i like that i uh look at this look at these fucking people who are on here kaepernick how is kaepernick i wonder if rich froney could like call them and be like hey can you not have me with these douchebags? You got this douchebag in the middle that said, fuck your freedoms. You got this. Anthony Fauci. Yeah.

In the top left. Yes. Oh, wow. He's one of the world's 35 strongest men. Dude, these are all douchebags except for fucking Froning. Is that. Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan. I don't care anything about him. I fuck with him. Yeah. I like Jackie. I like Jackie. Who's that woman woman why is there a woman back there with the red hat on i don't know who that's trans men dude they're men too yeah this thing is a mess and look what it looks like rich froning's holding a banana oh okay i also what's the fucker's name? He played Thor.

Hemsworth. Oh, Hemsworth. Is that him in the lower left? Yeah, he's a good actor. I like him as an actor. Don't know. Oh, shit. That's RuPaul.

Who's RuPaul? How are they strong? Like, what's their definition? And how did, wouldn't they have to get Rich is okay to be in this picture? So brave, so strong well i mean he's gonna say yes for the publicity but it's just sad that that i mean he's such a fucking man amongst these fucking dildos that is true and anthony fauci there's nothing strong about that fucktard or captain he's a whiny little bitch same with lebron where's any of the strong stuff i don't i don't don't know what's their definition that they're putting these people in.

Strong in what? Smells strong? Manny Serrano, Kaepernick is the reason I'll never buy anything Nike again. Yeah, just openly fucking racist douchebag. Anyway. Wow. Thank you, Rich, for representing. It looks like Australia is doing a trans gladiator.

Look at this. Look at this. I think Caitlin Van Ziel. Is it Caitlin Van Ziel who's on the team? And I was going to say Rory McKernan, not Rory McKernan. Who's the guy who was on this show? Wow. Look at the man. Oh Oh it's Con Porter

Con Porter sorry Con's the only one that looks like a man on there And the guy in the center What are those three other dudes doing What the fuck Oh and the black dude looks like a man too In the front row on a knee Oh yeah he looks fucky he's fucking slinging it.

Yeah, but the two dudes on the end are literally wearing like Reebok Games outfits from fucking 2014 for the girls. It is crazy. Wow, dude. Australia. Australia. Yeah, that is a trans trans they got a trans lineup I was has the sickest uni dude too look at that

thing cons yeah for sure and the girl in the middle the girl with the wings crazy I went to a um I went to this uh a pro tennis players house retired pro tennis player from Australia's house the other night for a party and he was just telling me that that country is just straight up tennis player's house, retired pro tennis player from Australia's house the other night for a party.

And he was just telling me that that country is just straight up... They're just obedient to their government. That's just the way they are. Wow. Like Canadians. He says it's fucked up. Canadians are fighting back. Do you think that guy Pierre Polivet got a shot?

Oh, I need to catch up on him. Send me some links. Duties. Oh, that's Athena Boone? Really? Alethea Boone. Alethea Boone. Wow.

Wow, that's cool. So CrossFitters are representing. Right on. Where, where, where? Oh, wait. Oh, in the blue, right in the front. Man, I don't even recognize her. That is crazy. Well, they've dressed. She's all dressed, dolled up with, like, where? Oh, in the blue, right in the front. Man, I don't even recognize her. That is crazy. Well, she's all dressed dolled up with the eye makeup.

It's hard to tell. Hey, can you do that pose she's doing? They all have the eye makeup. That pose she's doing is crazy. I want to do that pose with the front tuck. Yeah, but I don't know. I think physically that would be impossible, dude. Some tape.

If you have big enough butt cheeks, you could probably do it. Oh, look at Julia. I'm Aussie. It's woke as fuck. Yeah, this guy was telling me that all his friends and family, they're fucked. Yeah, they are slaves.

Yeah, that sucks, man. That's a cool country. What's Brexit moment? What's a Brexit moment? Brexit's when the United Kingdom broke away from the European Union I think

Daniel Garrity you posted about Pierre today on IG Oh the guy eating the apple? Oh that guy's a stud That reporter I can't wait to play that clip That reporter is the worst reporter of all time he gets staged no dude it's so staged no

you don't want to believe it but it's staged okay fuck that uh we're gonna take a vote i i love the video i think it's sick but like that reporter's way too dumb and he's eating while he's being filmed yeah yeah dude he's gay like that he's gangster yeah he's doing it perfectly at stage dude and i think it's great do that ricky garard's been training in a new facility in walling gong i don't know why but it makes me question maybe that he has some issues at home i don't know but maybe it's just for to mix things up but uh in the video it it showed him matching his PR back squat, which was cool. Do you have the video?

I want to show – no. But it's on Ricky Garrard's channel, and his numbers are good too, by the way. His YouTube channel is doing great too. Look at this clip. It says, love this from Mayhem. It's about halfway down. I can't wait to show you this, Bill. You're going to

dig this. Mayhem's doing it, man. This is dope. Police chase scene. Well, it's actually part of a larger project we've been working on for an online fitness program for law enforcement and first responders. Quick, put it in park, and then you're

going to fail out of the car. Let's try to do it all in one go. We connected with our local fire department and sheriff's office to create a commercial, and this was the result. A hero is someone who gives of themselves for the good of others, A hero is someone who gives of themselves for the good of others. An individual who can't afford to live in a passive manner. At Mayhem, service is baked into our DNA too. And we know that to serve effectively, you have to practice how you play. We created our everyday hero track for those in the line of duty, with workouts and progressions

specifically designed to prepare you for any challenge you may face in the field. Join the Mayhem family and train like a hero today. That's crazy. That's crazy good, but I can't believe you're showing that. Hey, why? Dude, I thought CrossFit was for everyone, bro. Hey, it is, but listen, that's good for all the affiliates right there. Oh, that would kill for affiliates.

Basically what that's saying is like, hey, if you're a first responder, get your ass into a fucking affiliate. That's my takeaway. If you are a first responder, get your ass into an affiliate. I mean, they're just doing CrossFit. No, that is exactly – it's nothing – they're selling it as something specific to these heroes, but it isn't anything different. But what it should be, like, CrossFit should be doing that. But, like, I don't look at that. I look at that and be like, okay, well, they're going to go to Mayhem and they're just going to do the CrossFit class.

Exactly. Like, it's not as special. I mean, they're going to call it a program so that it's a money stream. And no bad on those guys. They're doing what they need to do. But that right there is what crossfit should be doing and say with the tagline of the the difference between an elite level athlete and a aging grandparent is not by different and you know not by difference but by not by type but by intensity it's the same thing everyone moves the same way build Build the machine,

whether you're a grandparent or you're a firefighter or whatever, but that those are the commercials. Those are the things that CrossFit needs to be putting out. They aren't doing it. So great. I mean, awesome for mayhem. Cause that's great. And that's going to get people into mayhem and people think, Oh yeah, I'm a, I'm a firefighter. I'm a cop. I should be able to, I should be able to go to do that.

And what they're going to do is they're going to go into CrossFit. CrossFit open your ears, man. If someone, if someone came to you, Bill, if a 16 year old boy came to you, right? And he's like, yeah, I've been wrestling for four years and I, and I want to start the gym. You'd be like, great. And then if one day he came to class and it was in, and it was burpees and he said, Hey, is there something else I might want should do besides maybe burpees? I did some this morning in training. You might be like, yeah, for for every instead of doing one burpee do do uh do uh two double legs for every burpee instead to supplement that or if someone's like hey bill i want to become a police officer and i want to do the workouts is there anything i supplement or or or i'm about to go to the fire academy you might

have them do more rope climbs or pulling sleds or pushing sleds like any any affiliate that's worth its fucking change could cuss you could still do the classes and get fit enough just by doing that but you could also have a coach that could tweak some things that make just the daily workouts more sports specific more professionally the only reason they would the only reason they would have to do something different is if they were really deficient in a thing that they were going to be tested on. So like if, if there was a certain number of pushups that they needed to do for some specific test and they weren't very good at pushups. Okay. Then you have to kind of lean towards like, we got to build you on this. But other than that, it's build a machine. I have nine. I have these baseball kids that I'm working with from five years old to 14.

I have my regular classes. I have wrestlers that I've worked with. I've had firefighters that I'm working with from five years old to 14. I have my regular classes. I have wrestlers that I've worked with. I've had firefighters that I work with and they all do this. It's the same stuff. It's the same meat and potatoes. Granted, if they need something specific, we can kind of lean into that, but it isn't that like it all goes like I don't do footwork with baseball players. I want to make, I want to make them a machine. That's the baseball players coach to do that kind of stuff or those specific skills, you know what I mean? But like my job would be to make the better machine.

And as a firefighter, since you don't know what you have to do, other than I need to be able to have some endurance, I need to be able to have some power. I need to be able to get on my hands and knees and crawl. I need to be able to get into a small space and then get into a, you know, to be bigger and jump up over things or whatever.

You need an athletic body to do that. You need functional fitness. And that's what we do. That's what CrossFit is. Susan, you train some firehouses, right? Yeah.

How many, how many firehouses do you train? I work with two departments, two departments. So how many firehouses is that in total? How many firefighters in total? I mean, it's three battalions,

a ship, B shift, C shift spread across nine stations. And do you and do you do anything to customize it for them or is it they're doing crossfit uh they're doing crossfit but to bill's point what he kind of said earlier is i just package it for him differently right so like i just don't present him right away with like we're gonna do deficit handstand push-ups and squat snatches because half of the guys will immediately be turned off but if i'm like hey we're gonna work some back squats but first we're gonna have you run then i'm gonna have you back squat then you're gonna rest a minute we're gonna do it five times they're like

that workout sounds great i'm like well it's still just crossfit right but i just presented it in a way that makes more sense for them you're something happened your volume halfway through you were talking like all of a sudden it just dipped oh really yeah i don't know what it was hello how about someone like you you who doesn't do isn't a first responder or doesn't train first responders what's your name taylor you work at an affiliate right yeah you train any cops firefighters we have several police officers and probably a handful of firefighters but more more cops at our gym oh it's reached that time of night where Taylor's energy drops off. I haven't seen this in a while.

Shut the hell up. I forgot that about you. I was reading the comments. I forgot that about you. I forgot that. They do class. We don't package anything differently for them. They all do class.

Thank you, Mayhem. On behalf of all of CrossFit and all affiliates everywhere, thank you, Mayhem, for letting the world know. Okay. I know Bill's getting antsy. He has a life to live. He's got kids. How old is this guy?

Will you play that video and we'll finish the show on this. Look at this video I saw. How old is this guy? This is a cool Instagram account. I think this dude just approaches people who are fit. Here we go. People who are really fit, what they do for their workouts is for a series for TikTok. Do you mind if I ask you? Huh? Oh, you're doing

a TikTok series? What do you do for your... How much can you bench? 550. 550 pounds? Yeah. Really? 350. Like 3, 4, 5. 4 cents, 5 cents. Yeah. What about legs? You do pull-ups too? Yep. Really? 10 to 15 pull-up reps.

Like 3, 4, 5. 4 sets, 5 sets. Yeah. What about legs? I do... I leg press over 1600. What's your diet like? I have no diet. I'm over 52.

You're 52? Yeah. Come on. I'm 52. I'm $20. $20. It's body by mark. Take time.

Thanks, man. Appreciate it. I ask people who are really fit. What are you fucking kidding me? No way. Not that he doesn't bench five 50, not that he doesn't like for his 1600, not that he can't do 12 on broken pull-ups, but there's no way he's 52.

And what's his response. It's trying to debacle like Sabir, like the guy who front tucked his shit. He's in there. i don't even know how to say the name of that country i just say trinidad tobacco is that how you say the second part of it tobacco trinidad tobacco look at here comes the yawn here comes the yawn he's fighting it dude i'm not gonna yawn i don't have to say it either dude i own you i i'm living in your head rent-free. I'm living in your head rent-free. Is that how you say that one?

Rent-free. Do I say that? No. I just – people, that's like the favorite thing for douche nozzles in the comments to say. What? Douchees? I'm living in your head rent-free. You douche nozzle.

That trigger warning. All right. Thanks, guys, for your unadulterated Opinions Mr. Sousa Thank you Mr. Grundler thank you Mr. Thumb thank you You guys are awesome Put it in the top 5 best CrossFit Games update shows

But I think we've only done like 11 So it's in the top 50% Top 10 for sure And we will see you guys Tomorrow morning So it's in the top 50%. Top 10 for sure. And we will see you guys tomorrow morning. We don't have a guest tomorrow morning? No. Hopefully we get Caleb back soon.

Oh, one more thing. We got breaking news. Phil Toon. Sorry, Phil Toon. Last clip, I promise. Phil Toon, breaking news. Just in. It's in your text messages just flew in there

537 it's actually 4 minutes old I apologize update on Phil Toon's back squat this is fucking shit crazy and Phil Toon Phil Toon is a black man that is for sure he's unapologetically using drugs

he doesn't give a fuck he is he is is a black man. That is for sure. He's unapologetically using drugs. He doesn't give a fuck. Wow, look at that tan. He is drugged. Bill! When are we going to get this shoot back on? He's huge. Oh my god. Dude, you should have him back on. Honestly, blow him up.

I was not dissing island people. American Raw Fitness. Those are not saying that, bro. Tobago. Look at his head, dude. It grew two sizes since the last time I saw him. 700 for two. Oh my god.

That's smooth, dude. That's a lot of range. Dude, that's the most range of motion I've ever seen one of those fucking musclehead dudes do. At least they have that chick in the back spotting him. That's really important. Wait, wait. Look at how big his head is. She would have done a lot.

Look at his head. Yeah, dude. Check out just his head, bro. Look at his head. Oh, my God. It's as big as those plates. The tear. Oh, my God.

Wow. Big ups to the squad for having my back Hey that's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 person In Jordans Such a ding dong dude His head Go to some pictures on his page Oh my god is that him right now 10 week cut Wow Let's see. Oh, my God. Is that him right now? Ten-week cut.

That was July. Jesus Christ. Look at his hair. Wait, that's him down at 198, him, man. Wait, wait, wait. I'm trying to find another picture. Real push for what? Oh, go to that video right there with his shirt off.

This one? It's going to the All-Drug Olympics. Is he? I don't know. That would be sweet. Look at his head. His forehead is gigantic, dude.

Dude, that form is great too. I mean, he moves well. He wouldn't have been as good as he was at CrossFit if he didn't move well. He just cheated. Oh my gosh, dude. And his nose What about his nose it grew too Yeah dude

Is that what happened to me I got all juiced up Yeah Wow Does he still own an affiliate too Didn't he own an affiliate Uh Strange Stang 93 full Bru bro i'm late to the

game so i'm catching up but the utter disrespect that's being thrown to his way is unbelievable she's a fucking killer and she should be confident she's crushed everyone for years god if you thought thought that anyone disrespected her you did not watch the right show listen dude if we're talking about it listen the baseline if we're talking about her is that she's not being disrespected right none of this totally don't get it twisted yeah hey i think that's tia what i say tia no that person commenting is actually tia oh yeah all right uh love you guys phil thanks for the highlight we'll sleep well tonight um and uh thinking about how strong you are all right uh see you guys bye