The Sevan Podcast - CrossFit Games Update Show | Young, Watkins & Self - CF Media TAKE OVER is Complete

Episode Date: September 30, 2023

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Save on home and auto like only you can at tdinsurance.com slash ways to save. TD. Ready for you. Pill pillars pulled up and ready yeah buttery bros oh adler adler's got it bam we're live adler's got a youtube station yeah i saw that video today what do you guys think hey taylor what's up dude taylor from self-made training program john young from john young barbell tyler watkins uh from the heat one app matt suze executive producer of the seven podcast good to see you surprise surprise surprise John Young from John Young Barbell. Tyler Watkins from the Heat One app. Matt Suze, executive producer of the Sebon Podcast.

Good to see you. Surprise, surprise, surprise. I'm stoked. He cleaned the floors in the gym yesterday, so he could be here today. Damn, we don't need Caleb. We get Matt, the OG. Hey, dude. Taylor, Caleb is done with his service.

I think he's going to National Guard, so I might have him every morning now. Wow. You know he's doing my programming. He's loving it, I think. Is he? I think he is too. I think. And you could tell.

John, how much did that tank cost? I don't know. My dad got it for me. What? That's sick. Yeah. All right, I'm going to text my dad or JR. Same thing.

Daddy. My birthday was not too long ago. We got it for my birthday. Taylor, did you see the video, the second video now? Andrew Hiller's come out with a second video bringing up Tia Toomey's possible steroid use. I saw he posted about it, but I didn't watch it.

I did like his comparison of Danny to Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, shit. That's the... What a... So someone said that's bull... Let's finish Tia first. Any thoughts about that, about Tia? So I called him. I'm like, dude, what are you

doing? And he's like, dude, I fucking... I'm paraphrasing. But I have no issues with the juice. Juice up. Juice all you want. But I think my understanding was if you're going to sell programming, at least be honest that what you're taking, supplements you're taking with the programming.

I think he's just riding this train to his death. Like he's going to ride it until the wheels fall off. I think he thinks he is on steroids and he's not going to back down from it. Look, he believes what he believes. Right. And I don't think he's falsely making content just to get views. I think he believes it. I think he believes it too.

Oh, he's definitely not. I think he believes it too oh he's he's definitely not i think he believes it too he's definitely not being false and and it's not like he this is a whim he's been sitting on this information that leads to that though he just right it's subjective it's like you look like you're using steroids and that's fine i think yeah except it's in our family it's kind of in our family is it or am i being too nostalgic and like hey it's like our community it's like our like can't he like like is it is it too is it too much to like just subjectively say that from inside our own community i get what you're saying because like oh you mean i was watching somebody like a sports analyst for somebody else and they

were like fuck the mets and i was like could you imagine the same thing if somebody was like fuck training think tank you know what i mean it's like we're too familial to do that like you're saying yeah but at the same time like nah fuck them like okay yeah but so let me run with what tyler's saying so tyler's saying that even if Fraser thinks that fucking, I don't know, training think tank sucks, he's not going to say it. Right.

You know what I mean? He's not going to say it. Because we're all swimming in kind of this, in a fishbowl together. Right. We haven't made it. And so everybody wants to play nice

until we make it. And then like when you're Alabama and Georgia, you're like, fuck Alabama. Fuck Georgia. There's so much animosity, and it's like that's accepted. But in our sport, it's not for some reason. I think it's because we're so small. We're new. It's the leather helmet stage.

I don't know. I don't have a problem with them accusing Tia. I have no idea, dude. I mean, she's freaking ripped, but I know other women who are ripped who i have such a hard time believing i don't believe they're taking anything so i don't believe that you're pretty ripped you're pretty ripped you're pretty ripped i'm on i'm like uh yeah i'm definitely not taking steroids for someone to say that to me would be an amazing compliment but also i mean people will people are gonna say that as soon as you get as soon as you make it to the games people are gonna say that i also don't have the

lowest body fat right now and i'm not trying to i'm i'm eating a lot i've seen the slow-mos where your cameraman's putting you in front of was putting you in front of michelle i know i know what the fuck's going on i seen i seen the veins bouncing around but that's what i'm saying i mean you when you train five hours a day or four hours a day even, and all of it's at fucking the margin of your capacity, and all of it's super intense, you're going to look so different. Just so different. I mean, different for bodybuilders.

I want to talk about Hiller in specific. Inappropriate or okay what Hiller's doing? I think it's fine. I like that there's a guy who's fucking saying the things that a lot of people think but don't have the balls to say. I love Hiller for that. One of the biggest issues I have with our society is a lot of people think a lot of things, but they're scared to say it for fear of, oh, this person's not going to like me or he doesn't give a fuck, and I love it. And he's also the nicest. This is the other thing,

dude. He's the most loyal fucking coolest dude. He's way nicer than I am. I'm like, I'm pretty much the same in person as I am here. I'm kind of, I can be a dick and Hiller's probably a thousand times. I don't think you're supposed to agree,

Tyler. I don't think he nodded that, but Hiller's way nicer also in person i mean like he's just so he's such a good person he doesn't agree with what he's saying you like someone who says what's on their mind like even even in times like this like john this yeah john like like like john your aunt walks in and your grandma's like you got fat you think that cool? Just in front of the whole family? Maybe my aunt didn't know she was fat until that time. Okay. I agree with Taylor.

I don't think he has a hidden agenda behind what he says either. And I think everybody's entitled to their opinion. I don't think Tia's taking roids. It's not hidden. It's an agenda, but it's not hidden. Yes. Yeah, yeah. But he's just... just you don't but you're saying

that and you also think Tia's clean yeah Tyler are you okay? I have just as much proof that she's clean that Hiller does proof that she's dirty I will say I do think Hiller is usually way way more informed on most of the topics that he talks about versus this topic,

meaning he's just saying this because he thinks it. He doesn't have, like, tests or sketches. Hey, I don't think he would say this unless he was willing to bet $100,000 on it. Like, I think he's willing to bet his house on this. He might lose his house. I don't think he would yeah i don't think you i don't think you would i don't think you would i don't think i don't think he would say something

like this flippantly like this isn't like hey um i'm willing to bet i bet you uh uh uh what's your name uh taylor from self-made training program shaves his head once every other day it's not like just like like this is huge this is like a pretty gnarly accusation he would not say this just like if it was just if he was 50 50 yeah but it's also a meaningless accusation because what what are the implications of it none nothing oh my god she might be on roids okay so it doesn't tarnish your reputation you i mean i know none of us give a kind of well i sure as fuck don't care either way like i i just like it for the sake of conversation. You might care, though, since you're a competitor. You two on the right.

Taylor and John. It would be, it would, yeah. It doesn't affect me. If she was on steroids, it would, it doesn't affect me either, but it would just be really distasteful. I would be disappointed. Oh, if it's like legit, she popped, she's on steroids? Yeah, I would be super disappointed.

Oh, it'd be like Lance Armstrong. I mean, almost legitimately. He's got seven world championships that he wins this year. He got seven Tour de France. Is it different though? Is that different? Everybody was on stuff?

Right. Everyone. As far as the icon of the sport. I'm saying the icon of the sport. Okay, let me ask. I got a follow-up question. And then we'll move on from Tia. What if it was someone outside of the community? Would we be like, fuck you? What do you mean?

Like, what? Oh, if it wasn't Hiller? Like, Hiller's in. He's invested. Whether you like him or not, he's inside the fence. You know what I mean? Well, like if it was Zach Tellender came in and made it. Sure, sure.

He's already saying all that stuff. He says they're all on stuff. Well, he's fucking dumb. This only matters because he was on stuff. This only matters because Hiller carries weight. That's why we're talking about it, and that's why they're going to be talking about it tonight probably. That's the only reason it matters.

Who's they? Who's they? Tia and shane oh do they do you think they still have sex that's a great question that's it just seems like such a business relationship i mean they have a kid i don't know yeah they do all the all the all the content on them though he's like i mean you're rowing you're rowing stinks more upright torso you've been hanging out with Michelle too much. That was a South African accent. I don't know. That was not true.

Dude, it was good. I don't care what accent it was. It was great. Lucky Camera Straps, hi, guys. When are we going to get Young versus The Thumb in Fit Wars, and who will win? I'd like to see that too. If it's not a max out, Taylor's going to win.

I hate to break everybody's heart. What if it was a muscle snatch max out? I think I could still beat you. I tried to give you your flowers. You really want to do this? I'll do 215 tomorrow. No, no, no, no. Stop it.

That's what I thought. If it's not a max out, Taylor's going to win. John was insinuating, extra sloppy. John was insinuating that Tia learned to take roids from Matt on other Brian's show last week. Don't play coy, bro. Damn. Sloppy be just taking notes. What the hell?

He's putting words in my mouth. I don't even remember you saying that. I said Tia went to the next level when she started training with Matt. She barely won 2017, and then she was a different – it wasn't close after that. You know what I think about 2017 though do you know how much squatting volume there was and I really think that played a huge role into

how well Cara did it was all squatting it was squatting in every workout yeah she is but she's also really good at everything else Cara's like if it's a lot of squatting I agree but it doesn't matter I get what you're saying yeah training think tank came out with a video that I had Like if it's a lot of squatting, squatting. Yeah, I agree, but it doesn't matter. Like, yeah.

Um, training think tank came out with a video that I had not seen edited in this style. Uh, I really enjoyed it. I really appreciated the fact that they put the shit that I cared about first instead of at the end, like so many D bags do.

Um, it was called rogues, rucks and racing. Uh, did you either, any of you guys get a chance to see it? It's, it's,

it's way artsy. I haven't really seen anything in the CrossFit space like this. It feels – it harkens back to, like, barbell shrug type stuff way back in the day, the long form stuff they used to do. And they would do editing like that and graphics like that and that cool shit? You ever seen the – Taylor, have you ever seen the one where they go to Switzerland? They go to a Laco? No.

They, like, chronicle the whole event. It's really neat. And this is in that style. Yeah, it's a trip. Like shots like this. Yeah, shots like this where like he's talking in front of Max Elhaj is talking in front of like some scene that's like, yeah, it's a trip. Who's that guy?

I can't tell if this feels like it's 1970s or if it's 2024. It's weird. It's a trip. Great video. Absolutely loved it. The music's trippy. It gave me that drive. You know that movie Drive? With Ryan Gosling?

It gave me that drive effect. It was trippy. I just watched that. There's a girl in there um there's a girl in there that they introduced that actually yeah yeah who the fuck is that yeah what a trip i'm trying to i'm trying to get her involved with heat one because of her personality like i love how magnetic she is. Is she liberal? Huh? I don't know.

I don't think so. This chick looks like she got – no. I don't think this chick's woke. Was me? That's the better question. Yeah, this chick right here. I love how I asked if she was liberal, and you said she's not woke. I don't think she's woke.

Dude, this chick's hard. She's hard. She's gangster, and she's woke. Dude, this chick's hard. She's hard. She's gangster. And she's free. And it's crazy because she called – at first I was kind of like, what the fuck? She called Travis Big Bird. Like just rip it on my boy Travis Mayer. And then – so they chose her to go against him in a workout, I guess to prepare him for whatever he's doing.

He's going to Rogue, I guess. And she smoked him in the workout. Ashley Wozni he's not gonna do well rogue she's very good at snatch and i'm kidding travis is a beast hey and she was uh she was on the um demo team too which i had forgotten uh but god i hope she makes it to the games she's a beast have you heard uh tyler's prediction with travis what's your prediction he thinks travis mayer is going to be top five at the crossfit games this year oh that's a wrong i don't know dude that's a prediction that's a tough say what it is that's a hot take. Say what it is. That's a hot take. It's not a hot take. It's freaking odd. It's a mentally disabled take.

That's like putting Colorado in the top five of the college football playoff rankings. Hey, dude, there is this hype around Travis right now. There's this hype that he's rested, that he's the best he's ever been, that he's in a great mindset. Wasn't there that hype around him in 2018? He missed the games. Then in 2018, he missed the games, comes back in 2019 with all the hype. This isn't the first time he's missed the games.

So why is the hype was the same then? He didn't really miss the games this year. I don't think Travis would Fucking win Crucible Wow I don't think he would beat Colton In those workouts and I don't think he would You're crazy

You're out of your mind You're out of your mind You gotta look at the workouts Tyler No way Hey I'm speaking to which Before you get in a fight with Tyler here were you on suicide watch last week because Halpin made it two shows in a row yeah dude I was like asking the boys I was like what is Taylor being serious or not like what the fuck's going on I can't tell

if he's joking or not I was half joking half pissed right a lot of things I was doing because I thought they were funny but I was also being an asshole because I was I was butthurt dude yeah so it was like you broke up with your girlfriend two weeks later she hooks up with your friend and you're pissed even though you dumped her exactly okay i i feel i understand i understand i've been there um uh i was being a bitch he was two texts from getting kicked out of the thread that was the funniest part. No, the funniest part was me leaving the text and then saying, what, I just thought I would get some attention. I'm trying to get some attention.

Hike Malpin and they were both great episodes. Throwing salt in the wound. Fucker. That is actually how Mike looks that actor oh I thought that actually was a picture of Mike from when he was young no shit that's not him

I thought that was someone dug that off the internet McLovin holy shit for those of you who don't know I don't want to tell you too much because it's a private thread but we're on this private thread and there's 15 of us and i hold the thread in such high esteem and there's been some uh squabbles on there like fucking like

like sophomore girls and shit middle school drama yeah yeah exactly just fighting just bickering like hey like a food fight broke out and someone threw an orange when everyone else was just throwing like something like green beans and someone got hit in the head with an orange is pissed and uh and like it's so so so um halpin was gone and then we tried to bring halpin back and halpin's basically like fuck you i ain't coming back and so like we kept trying to have him back and then he won't come back there he is in the chat there he is off by a letter mike and mike halpin so so that's where we're at in our in our in our high school uh in our high school drama i think there's only four there's 14 of us left right hey mike if it makes you feel any better taylor tried to leave we had to bring

taylor back dude i was taking a page out of his playbook bro even so you invite me back on the show okay john young i'm gonna ask you this first don't let it change your answer boys before i I'm taking a page out of his playbook, bro. It was so great. Even though you invite me back on the show. Okay. John Young, I'm going to ask you this first. Don't let it change your answer, boys, before I get up to you guys. Travis Mayer, when they released the Rogue workouts, he hands all the paperwork to Max Elhaj and the team, training think tank team. And he says, you're responsible for it.

Make sure that the measurements are right, the clock's in the right place cameras are set up my job is just to do the fucking workout thoughts on that if that's how that conversation went then i'm cool with it it lies with them yeah it seems like it seems like both parties are cool with it yeah so like if it's off it's he he could be mad but he put his trust in them everybody's at fault if he gets a penalty um

could you do that could you go somewhere could you belong to a group and just be like okay you're in charge of that and delegate that because if something's fucked up it doesn't matter who you delegated to or what the trust is you'll be the victim it would be hard for me to delegate anything like i'm sure anything anything completely like i would double check what they did or i would watch the measurements it does it's not hard to watch the measurements you have to have it in the video

anyway right right but you're not seeing the small print where it says there must be a banana in the shot. How do you mean? Is that gray in his chin hair? Dude, that dude's old as dirt. Taylor, are you cool with that? Are you cool with Michelle saying, hey, you're in to set that up.

I'll be over there in 20 minutes. Be ready. Fuck no, I don't to set that up. I'll be over there in 20 minutes. Be ready. I don't fucking – fuck no. I don't set a – No. Definitely Andy Kulpat. Who's surprised? Could you imagine what Andy would say to me if I was like,

you set all this up, I'll see you in 20? No. Like you're fucking fired. You're being like that. So like say you're at Crash. You're fucking fired. Say you're at Crash and you and hopper are talking about the workouts and then you're like jr can you rig it up and then we'll he would say fuck no and no but he's

he's like yeah i got you no he wouldn't though jr would never say okay okay let's say you're a training tank and now hajj in the gang yeah would i trust them is that what you're asking even if you trust them would you trust JR to set it up right? Even if you trust him, would you be able to do it? Would you be able to just go over there and start working out? I would prefer to set everything up on my own so that I know everything is accounted for. Well, let's not forget how complicated the rogue instructions were.

And he probably just didn't want to worry about that. It's like, God, will you guys just read through this so I don't screw it up? I didn't think he got penalty. He didn't. Because he had a team working for him. No, I don't think that's why. And they get penalized every single freaking qualifier. I've had like two penalties in a qualifier.

And one was in one quarterfinals year where I didn't deadlift the dumbbells up into a full hang position before initiating hang cleans. Like that's like the extent of my penalty. And I just – because I don't know. I like attention to detail. I like doing it myself. I feel better that way. And then if somebody else fucked it up and I got a penalty,

could you imagine how I would act? Dude. Hey, well, did you see what J.R. Howell wrote? Uh, Mr. Howell wrote, uh,

you wouldn't have to tell me cause I'd already have that shit taped off. Uh, he would, well, look, he would have it set up, but he's not like setting our workout area up. He's not like,

okay. And that's kind of also not true because one time when me and Jason did one of the quarterfinals workouts, we put a whole bunch of other stuff out that he didn't have out for other people because that's how we wanted it. Like there was a lunge workout and we rolled out the 30 foot dollar mat because it's like doing lunges on a trampoline. And they didn't say you couldn't do that. So you handled your business. Exactly. They did say, I couldn't tell. I thought it was a joke, but they did say something like they showed a screenshot of like Max looking at a pile of papers and they said the rules for Rogue were like 15 pages long.

That's crazy. They were. It was insane. 15 pages for like a very, very simple. What was the workout that we looked over, Tyler? Like it was the simplest one. The handstand. It was handstand snatch workout. Oh, wow. Just snatching and handstand pushups. That was the simplest one there was. The handstand snatch workout.

Oh, wow. Just snatching and handstand pushups. That was it. And it was 15 pages. Wow. That's pretty low. Here's a report. Audrey, I'm here to tell you I'm buying gasoline for $3.09 a gallon right now. Gas down the street from my house, $6.40. Wow. It's like $3.29 where I am.

It's $2.99 in some places for me. Whoa. Texas, baby. Wow. Yeah, I am. It's $2.99 in some places for me. Whoa. Texas, baby. Wow. Yeah, you guys got all those oil fields. Yeah. We have shitloads of oil fields around here. In California?

Fuck yeah. We have fucking pump jacks everywhere. Yeah, but that's like baby oil, dude. You guys have a jacks on your row. Baby oil coming out of the ground. Okay, Suze is bringing it up. Look at this. Four, five, six.

How many workouts is it? Seven. It's one. Workout one. Eight. Yeah, this is one. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

That's for real, Sousa? Ten pages? Wow. That's workout one. Jeez, Louis. So, yeah, I would want to hand it off to a team. I would read through it myself to a certain degree but i would expect them to not let anything pass you know what i mean

so if you're illiterate you're fucked i would read the basic layout and then probably set that up myself and then if there was any like weird this is like trying to get your voter registration and then in like the freaking early 19th century, bro. What? That's what he's saying. That's ridiculous. If you had a team at your disposal that would say, hey, we'll do everything for you. Don't worry about it.

Just focus on the workout. Would you be okay with it? No, because I'm literate. So I would be fine reading all that, and I would still take it upon myself to do it. fine reading all that and i would still take it upon myself to do it uh buttery bros went to go visit uh alex kazan and will morad at something called the hawaii trail run which i had no idea was still a thing i had no idea the big thing yeah is it is it still big yeah all the all the big well all the big names go it's big on instagram that's crazy i don't hear about it oh that's good because i didn't i don't hear shit about it I didn't even know it was still

a thing I had no idea yeah you have to follow the athletes but that's how you would know you wouldn't know any other way I do follow all these people but I just don't scroll I'm a DM guy have the buttery bros done a Ariel Loewen

video no I heard she took a shot at him well video? No. I heard she took a shot at him. Well, let's get... I heard she did in the interview that she did with Coffee Pods and Wads. She implicitly, I haven't seen it yet, said it was

great to work with Rogue. I guess Rogue sent out a team, Torrin, Emmy Award winning filmmaker, Torrin Simpson, and another guy out there to do out a team uh um torn emmy award-winning uh filmmaker uh sent um torn torn simpson and another guy out there to do a highlight piece on her because she's going to be competing at rogue and i guess in that piece or when she was telling pedro from coffee pods and wads in the interview they were really professionals and they didn't do anything silly and i think pedro and others thought that that was a shot at the buttery bros like hey dipshit but maybe it was just for like saying hey dipshits

come visit me and do your silly thing do you think you know her pretty well they're silly people like their videos are like that they're not silly people well martin's a little silly but they're not silly people but their videos are just a little peewee playhouse to them. Yes. I can't watch them. I feel like they're going to give me an epileptic stroke or something weird. They've chilled out. They've chilled out quite a bit. I haven't watched them in a long time. I'm never watching their content

and being like, I wish this was over. Never. Really? Yeah. Early on, I did. You would come on and be like, and I'm like, after about three of them i just gotta be honest you thought you were doing them recently so you thought you were doing breakfast club yeah or i can only watch the meat pancake so much the last thing i watched of theirs was the game stuff and i thought it was so interesting like i think you can tell when Heber took over versus the other guys.

Like, the wah-wah-wah-wah stuff went away, and it was just him with athletes. Oh, you mean when they got, like, a different editor? They got that girl? I think so. There was a very distinct difference. Did you see Alex Kazan get drug tested after she posted a video of her

bench press in 90s 90 pound dumbbells i heard her say that and then i went over to adler station and the first thing he said in his station was hey i got drug tested so i think that there was a round of drug testing that just occurred by the way two things oh before we go there let me finish up with buttery bros and then i want. We got to go watch Adler's video. His accent's gone. He's not French anymore. He's Russian? Does he still look like a serial killer with his eyes?

Develop a Russian accent? The biggest thing I noticed in the video with the Buttery Bros was Marzen's chest was shaved. I texted him last night. I'm like, dude, you shaved your chest. He responded with, thanks for watching our content. Will Morad's done Rogue twice before. This will be Gazan's inaugural run at it.

I think she could be top three. Who, Gazan? Yeah, I think she can be. I think she can be. There's an outside possibility. She was top five at the Games. She is there now. I think if there's

a bench press workout and a legless rope climb workout, then she can be top three. If those are two different workouts and those two movements are the crux of the workout, then she can be top three. If not, I don't think she can all right i i think she's gonna i i i maybe i'm hoping i'm hoping she's gonna kill it uh her aunt like she like i said her and um adler were drug tested can we go over and watch a little bit of this Adler video? Dude, I got to get a camera like yours. You are crystal clear, bro.

I can see every freaking strand of beard hair. He's got like that circle light that he puts on. No, no, no. It's not the light, dude. It's like a fucking… I don't have the circle light anymore. I got rid of it. I got some even better lights.

Yeah, let's hear this non-ass camera. And I got expensive-ass cameras everywhere. Did you see the new camera I got, Sousa? Now we're… Holy shit. We got so many cameras now okay uh maybe scroll a little more towards like a little more a little more yeah i go ahead and take the risk of playing more than seven seconds adler's cool he ain't gonna report us okay let's go watch this that sweet like transition where the power goes up and up and up, but it has that time to like get down a little bit and you're pushing,

pushing so hard, but the machine just slows down on you. So that's a, that's where we were going. Okay. Pause. You hear it. It's going away. No, he still sounds a little French. He was pushing and pushing and pushing. And then he just slowed down. I mean, he wasn't that French. He was still his own way.

Dude, he used to speak in broken English. This isn't the same guy that said jacuzzi. No, I think that was just a, I think that was a mannerism that he, that wasn't like he didn't know how to say jacuzzi. I think he was just fucking.

Okay, give me a little more. Give me a little more. We might need a poll. This is bullshit. I'm not getting the support I want. Play a little more, Susan. He didn't learn English in four months, and now all of a sudden he doesn't have a French accent.

He's 28, dude. Come on. Play a little more. I'm not getting the support I want. Play a little more. He learned Russian in three days. Found it. Look, he takes Wolverine. That's awesome.

Me too. My favorite. My favorite. He didn't learn Russian in three days. God, Taylor, you do voices good. He learned how to say two words. That's like me saying... No, he learned the complete language.

He learned the whole thing. Thank you, Susie. Yeah, let's try a different spot. Here we go. On the ski. Recover on the ski. Push it hard on the bench. Use the weight you can do in broken.

Very nice workout. Okay, now it's time to go home. Okay. No, Sevan. It's not close. You know what I had a thought? This dude is from Canada. His shit talk reminded me of, like like he's so bad at talking shit.

And I had like an epiphany the other day. Like when I was in middle school and like a Hispanic kid taught me how to say puto, I would like run around and be like, ha, ha, you're a puto. That's what he did to Roman. That's what he did to Roman. Come on. What? Yeah, did to Roman. Come on. Yeah, get him, Jonathan. Whoa, Taylor didn't bring Spanish into this.

He did. I can speak Spanish. He did. Okay, fine. Scratch that from my notes. Adler sounds the same. He still jacuzzi's. Dave Castro's Week in Review, he reveals... Oh, no. Maybe it wasn't his Week in Review He reveals

Oh no maybe it wasn't his Week in Review He did a podcast with this guy Mike Ritalin Or something Drop the mic I'm starting to see a pattern In Dave's podcast that he does What's that? A little bit of pattern

Like 80% of the stuff's the same stuff. Did you see Wexler's interview with Dawn? Same thing. No, you guys were talking about it, and it kind of gave me what I needed to know. Yeah. Is it that the interviewers ask the same shit, or is it that they're steering it in that direction?

That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. But if you're going to go on those podcasts, I don't know, maybe you've got to come up with some new stories or some new twists or, you know, the one with Don, and the one with Dave, they're not bad, but it's just like, hey, dude, I know all of that Already like Don's podcast was Exactly the same as every podcast I've ever

Seen him do And Dave's was 80% So you're saying As an internal rule Like Don between Don and Dave they should be like Hey we should only schedule a podcast If we're going to talk about new shit

Or just have one story like, dude, yesterday when I like, hey, I was driving over here and someone fucking held my car up at gunpoint. Make some shit up. Hey, I'm no longer I'm no longer voting Democrat anymore now that they let boys into girls bathrooms. Like just drop something on us where we're like, oh, shit, it's just so safe. Dave's whole thing is I don't talk about being a seal and don's like yes we want to get to 30 million but it's not necessarily 30 million we want to get to it's like come on man like we know all that do you think you could get him to talk about being a seal dave yeah i would at least but i could at least push him like four or five times to where he's like he gives a new answer where he won't talk about it.

Like, fuck you. I'm out of here. Just something. It's just something. You don't even have to like, you know, you know, ask Don the stupidest D.I. hire he's ever seen. He's seen one. I'm not going to talk about that.

Sorry, buddy. scene he's seen one i'm not gonna talk about that sorry buddy yeah anyway uh dave what i i do here's the here's the good thing the here's the good thing they both come across good they both come across um uh like kind souls gentlemen uh professionals clean um good hygiene uh dave's in the Wexler one is, you know, I don't even know that guy's podcast. It's not going to get any new views. But the good thing, the great thing about Dave being on this, on this Mr. Ritalin's show, is that

a shitload of people are going to see it who are outside the community, I'm guessing. How many views does that have? I'm guessing this is like one of those Jocko podcast where the guys like accountability responsibility wake up at 4 a.m. yeah 12,000 views in five

days I'm guessing that those are a shitload of people that aren't CrossFitters 158,000 subscribers guys maybe but just people you know just a different a different kind of people so in that regard it's okay but i but but if they're going to talk to our group they got to come up with new shit maybe some

joke something i gotta i gotta interview question for you seven and hold that thought and don said the team's in more alignment than it's ever been before but they got a new chief marketing officer they got a new um uh they're going to get a new chief financial officer and they got a new um uh they're gonna get a new chief financial officer and they got a um a new something else a new they got a new uh affiliate director they got three new people that's fucking huge we never had that kind of movement when i was there that's not a line that's fucking that's like let's get to know people time dude i got a hot topic to talk about hotter than Tia? Way hotter, dude.

I was just reading it. Okay, hold on. Hold on, John. John, ask me a question. Go ahead. Go ahead, young Skywalker. Do you know an interview is going to be really bad before you do it? No.

Like 39th Parallel Guy, did you know you were going to sit there and listen to the that the moon's not real and um no no you know what i'm saying like did you know you were going to sit there for three hours and this no it's never going to stop no i do suspect when i interview someone over 23 that they're going to be like and and i've i've just i realized that i don't have to have peanut butter and jelly every morning I've just had this like I can't believe this changing experience I've had and I can have something different

did you know the first podcast was me thank god thank you for introducing eggs to me I just felt I was in union with like I know like that's because you're only 23 and that's because you're only 23 and and that's a big deal. No, you just have nothing fucking like. Nothing's really crazy has happened to you.

You know what I mean? Like, like if you ain't been if especially if you ain't been diddled by Uncle Uncle Chester or something or by the fucking gymnastics fucking doctor or something like you ain't got no uncle diddle. Yeah. Yeah. You got a little something yeah this is something something fuck dude uncle jokes are the best i do that's why dave's such a fucking great character he's seen some fucking he's seen and lived through some fucking crazy shit that he's never talked about like crazy shit like let me give you an example crazy shit that he's never talked about like crazy shit like let me give you an example is it good or bad to not talk about that stuff? I don't know but you sense it and you want to dig around

there was a guy that was at the CrossFit Games and he was there working side by side with Dave and he is 25 years or some shit in Delta Force and he's still in Delta Force and this guy was fucking around every second around Dave the entire time I was at the Games and he is 25 years or some shit in Delta Force, and he's still in Delta Force.

And this guy was fucking around every second around Dave the entire time I was at the games. And at one point, this guy said something to me that I suspected about Dave, but I didn't know about Dave. But it's what everyone suspects. And, like, it's true. Like, the dude was doing two-a-days in helicopters dropping into biblical scenes looking for bad guys. You're just like, yeah, I get it.

I get it. Like I sensed it. Delta Force is crazy. Busy guy. And Dave has said that. He did an exchange with Delta Force. I didn't know that. That's even more insane.

I read a book. I forget the guy'slie beckwith and when you're in seals you get diddled and you diddle people you get diddled by uncle for sure but you get diddled on the way i read the uh maybe it's colonel beckwith i don't know i read the book about the guy who started delta force and they are insane insane and dave was dave was in a kind of a different day was it uh got in as the people who were getting out were like the weirdos well they do like they carry tomahawks and collected scalps and shit right right that's a little but delta force apparently it's quite a bit different than the seal teams where delta's like they train to go into like war zones and like pairs just like two dudes

or even alone which is not you imagine just being dropped behind enemy lines alone no fuck that dropping into enemy lines nothing i'm i'm getting in the fucking bunker i'm getting in the van with my kids crazy 640 a gallon for gas fucking a okay uh what do you got to talk yeah dude so someone in the comments was talking about matt torres's story about um disrespectful games coaches disrespecting games coaches hurts to know the level of disrespect amongst the games coaches in crossfit that's who's he talking about who's probably i don't know i was gonna say me because i talk so much shit on this show but he doesn't think twice about what i fucking have to say hopefully he didn't know you exist but but

let's break this down a little bit hurts to know the level of disrespect so that means that means something got back to him that someone said that wasn't cool amongst the games coaches and cross-league. So I read that and I have no proof of this. None. But that Dom

went to Mayhem and talked shit about him. That's just right where my head goes. Oh, Dom went to Mayhem and talked shit about him. Yeah, yeah. But I have no proof of that. Like, not even like, I don't know Dom. I don't know Torres like that. I don't know nothing. I've read The Mission, The Men, and Me, Bruce.

Great book. But that was what I, that's all I know. How do you guys take it? I don't know, dude. I think, I feel like the last show I was on, I was talking shit about him and Danielle. Or being like, I said some things like if I'm Emma Carey and my coach is fucking one of my competitors, there's no way I'm staying there. That's not, that's not.

I don't think so. I mean, I'm using vulgar language and it's. Yeah, that's not, he can take that. He has something else. It's something like, yeah, he knows. He's, I think he enjoys all that. Like he knows what he's juggling there. Word, yeah. And I'm not saying he's, I've never said he's something else it's something like yeah he knows he's he i think he enjoys all that like he knows what he's juggling their word yeah and i'm not saying he's a i've never said he's a bad coach um i think it's something else i think it's like you know i think it's like when helping goes

over and talk shit about me on the spin podcast this never happened no i made that up by the way no helping's never done that when did that happen by the way Halpin's never done that that didn't happen I don't like that Matt didn't reach out like why are you airing this shit right here also well so we can speculate on it content he DM'd me and said hey here's some content for your show

I gotta read it one more time I gotta read it one more time hurts to know the level of disrespect amongst games coaches in the CrossFit. I think he took a step back. In the CrossFit. In the CrossFit. The disrespect. He jacuzed with Adler.

He did. In the CrossFit. And the Dave Castro. Hurts to know the level of disrespect amongst the games coaches. Like amongst each other. Like that's what I mean. He's talking disrespect amongst the game's coaches. Like amongst each other. Like that's what I mean. He's talking about coaches talking shit about coaches. Oh, wow.

Did he say he wanted to be the anti-mayhem? I feel like that's a camp that talks a lot of gossip. Or maybe he said that on Sevan's podcast. Oh, he did? I don't think that came out right. But I like him and I like mayhem. He was talking business model. That's the way it came off to me when he said that.

Okay, John, if you would rank the camps, who is the camp that strikes you as the most like, okay, there's a lot of drama, they probably gossip a lot, and not just the athletes but the whole environment? It's hard when you have like 3 000 athletes to not have a culture like that you do no it's not no it's not don't have 3 000 athletes there you go if you gossip you're fucking out of here i don't see hwpo as a gossip and if they do they don't say it to anyone like i feel like hbo more than anyone holds shit

so close to their chest it's only our shows they gossip it's only these shows i don't know i bet i bet justin and ellie gossip to each other a lot okay fucker come on give me a true we're gonna well okay so i'm gonna ask a rude question but how many people go to CrossFit Charlotte? How many members? We probably hover around 240. What I've noticed across the gyms that I go to is the ones that have the most fun culture also have a little bit of sassy bullshit that happened in the back. Wrong.

No way. Every time, man. No, it's not fun for this member to be fucking that member's wife. I'm not saying that. That's not fun, bro. It depends where you fall in that chain of command. It depends where you fall. I personally would not have fun in that environment.

No shot. There's always sassy bullshit that goes on when there's that many people. Always sassy bullshit that goes on when there's that many people. I teach my classes kind of like similar to – we have a lot of fun. Like I try to make the members laugh. I want it to be – I want them to come in there and like have fun and smile. Like that's fun. But there's also not this like gossip riddle. Does it not feel clicky too?

I feel like Mayhem has own clicks. Our gym is not clicky at all. But that's what I mean. I hate a clicky, too? I feel like Mayhem is own clicks. Arjun's not clicky at all, but that's what I mean. I hate a clicky environment. And I know Facundo pairs people off and stuff. It feels clicky. Which is whack. Why are you doing that?

Yeah, but Matt does the same thing. Matt does the same thing. All right. I'm not saying he's not whack. I think that's whack. Dude, it sounds like you guys structure. It just sounds like there's structure and discipline. Well, I think this is the other thing.

This is so new, nobody knows what works best and how to structure it. That's the fucking truth. No one knows how best a training camp works. Name an athlete that has won consistently because of a training camp. You can't. So they don't know what the recipe for success is so when you're pairing people up and you're like oh i think this would be a good fit with this blah blah blah blah it's not really happening organically and you could argue captain and

comp train i'm gonna tell the story of when i was at she was winning but that was i've just i've just giving a devil's advocate to that right okay that the only one I can think of. Is there sex in this story, Tyler? Sort of. There were 12 athletes that were all training together, and everybody wanted to be as good as possible. And there was only, back then, six people allowed on the team. And the he said, she said bullshit grew out of control somebody fuck somebody else stuff like that happened and just like when you have that many good athletes

around each other it just devolves eventually there's clicks that grow and with like i think you can control it maybe if you have 30 on site but when you start to have the amount that mayhem has on site it's you can't you don't have enough personnel to control that bullshit well i don't think to be it doesn't mean that it's not there though and they did that to themselves no they did do that to themselves volume the volume of of membership the volume of who's in their campus they 100 did that to themselves if they're only concerned with their athletes winning that's their only concern they don't have 20 of what they have now then it's probably why proven is trimming the fat you think they're trimming the fat you don't

think those people are leaving well they man when you're in a tough when you're in a relationship like that it's it's almost like there's always one party probably that reaches the conclusion that this isn't going to work before the other right oh and if i mean you're so diplomatic diplomatic. Wow. Look at you. I mean, think about that. You're really multifaceted. I hear you. I hear you. So in my opinion, I feel like in situations like that, the person that reaches the conclusion that it's not going to work first, it's really hard to sit people down and have that conversation, just be straight with it. So typically what happens is that person starts to act in a way that leaves little subtle clues for the other person to be like, oh, something's not working. This isn't going whatever. It's awkward. It's like they're not putting as much effort in.

It just shows in your actions because you're like, this isn't going to work. It changes your whole attitude about the situation. So whether a lot of the athletes felt that from Shane or Nick or whatever, or shane and nick were like hey we're going in a different direction i i 100 think they're like man we're not going to be able to put our best effort towards our prize ponies with everything we have going on we need to i don't know here's what i think i don't think that i think the exact opposite i think that they're really like, oh, fuck. That's not a good sign that we lost Brooke and Scott. Scott. Sorry, Saxon.

I don't I don't feel that way. I think they told them to leave. Where's Brooke going? Hard work. HW. I know. That's not what I mean. I mean, I don't think you think they told Brooke.

You think they told Brooke to go, but they didn't tell Sydney to go. No. Well, maybe. I don't know dude where is brooke going how long has she been around hwpo that's not what i'm talking about oh you mean her career's over they're like yeah she's not a top 10 person anymore is what he's saying how and the other part of it is how bad do you want it like dude being in an environment when you're in an environment or training camp what you want more than anything else out of the person training next to you is someone who's going to be like fuck that we're doing it so they kept

sydney the mexican dude without a neck taylor who's retired and fucking olivia kerstetter the mexican dude without a neck all right fine okay he's not wrong i mean if you say so i just i'm just yeah i'm not where is it brooke wrote a book dude she's done uh okay uh dave uh dave mentions on his uh some show that um uh oh it's on the the podcast with the the mr riddell and um that the athletes who uh took the floor to do double grace that you're new 30 to 60 minutes before that the workout was going to be double grace what do you say what hw hwbo how pussies work out oh my goodness uh okay uh what do you what do you guys what do you guys think um uh does everyone know something every year is there someone do you think that there's ever a sealed tight no no one knows you think no there's always someone who knows there's some athlete that always,

that has the advantage. All you can do is just do your best. And do you think it matters? Do you think it matters if you know the workouts ahead of time, like a week ahead? It does. Oh, it depends on how long.

Depends what the workout is. And depends on what the workout is. If you've got a lot of time to prepare. Yeah. That's a huge advantage. If the workouts like day of it. Well, if it's like not much of huge advantage if the workouts like find out like day of it well if it's like not much of an advantage the capital like you can only get so much sandbag work in a

and we like you're not going to get better in that week you're already on deload you know it depends on how far out you you learn the event if it's some weird movement that nobody knows about then i think it pays off. No, it doesn't matter. It could be any workout, any exercise. It purely depends on how much in advance you get the information. Brian Ortega and Canelo

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If you're 50 years old, you should try that. I know you're saying a week, but what if one of your buddies in your training camp is testing games workouts months before the games, and he lets you slip some shit that he's seeing and you've got months to prepare. That's a massive advantage, and I'm sure that's happened before.

But it could also be wrong. It could be changed. Right. It for sure could be changed, and that's a risk that you're probably willing to take. There's still going to be a similar stimulus. No, they might change it fucking completely. It's actually interesting to think

about like does dave send programming but leave certain aspects out because he's like if it leaks they're at least doing the wrong thing i'm only want this part of this workout that they're doing and i need to know that part but he sends him a whole thing and just extrapolates the little bit that he's something off the wall though like he has to know. It's something off the wall, though. He has to test that. There's no time domains and all that. He doesn't know. If it's something different... I don't know what I can and can't talk about for my time there. I forgot. You're an insider.

Your NDA expired when you got crushed. Did it? How long do you think that lasted? I don't know. Maybe you want to go back so you want to stay tight-lipped. To be a demo athlete? never in my fucking life why would it matter that's a good uh anything they're great people and they have an awesome process yeah um um um uh from the dawn interview by the way with Wexler he did say that the affiliates peaked in 2018 I have some

he said affiliates peaked from what he can see from the data that Don has that affiliates peaked in 2018 at 15,000 affiliates and I've told you guys a million times on this podcast and I just have to say it again

for anyone who's listening at HQ if you look at what the media team did starting in 2013 no it's like October of 2017 to September of 2018

you look at what the media team did there, and you line that up with every single fucking metric except retention, you will only see spikes, and you'll see the second greatest growth in the company in an 11-month period. And it's a shame how many times I've said that, and no one's looking at that. It's such a fucking easy slam dunk.

Okay, I'll leave it alone with that. What was the first major growth, 13? No, there was some between like eight and – basically between eight and 14, it was just a fucking rocket ship. Yeah. And why are they so – why is their media so – it just seems so bad. It doesn't exist, dude. Why? Why? It just seems so – like look at a fucking guy like Mr. Beast on YouTube.

How are you not seeing that as like the greatest thing you could possibly leverage? I just don't get it. I don't know. This is CrossFit's page? And their new fucking shirts, dude. Look at that. Wait, CrossFit, Dr. Nicholas Romanoff. Look at that. Wow, that's a trip. I bet you I filmed that. God, that's

crazy. Twelve years ago. I bet he says yes. Yeah, that's at his house. Oh, this is the running guy. Inventor of the running guy. Yeah. Inventor of the pose method. Look at you.

12 years ago. Okay. Busy. Colton. Colton Merton's got a YouTube station. Holy cow. Dude, I'm so excited to see him at Crash. I'm picking Peter up from the airport in Charlotte.

Peter who? Pedro. What? He's coming for Crash? Yeah, dude. How sick is that? John, if you can get there. That's not a good allocation of his resources.

Dude, fuck you. It's a great allocation. I said, John, if you can get there, you need to. I'm like, Crash was great last year. This crash is going to be crazy. It's the week before Rogue, right? Yeah. I can't do two trips like that back to back.

Hey, are you a professional or not? Are you committed or not, John? This is way better than Rogue. Peter's coming from Ireland. We're going to have, we're having dinner. We're having fucking dinner every night at JR's. I'm going to skinny dip in the pool Give you guys a show

A little helicopter You're really swaying me right now You can pretend you don't like it on camera I was not going to come End broadcast John's going to be drooling It's two weeks It's two weeks different than Rogue

Thank you JR So Colton's getting ready for Two weeks. It's two weeks. It's two weeks. It's two weeks different than Rogue. Thank you, JR. So so so Colton's getting ready for the crash crucible. What's interesting is, is he is in this video. He does a water palooza workout and he beats crushes everyone who did the workout, you know, for the 225 bar for the qualifier. I don't even know. I didn't even pay attention to where I skipped over the workout and just listened to the parts where he talks. But I'm going to tell you something. If you're a games athlete or you want to be a games athlete, this guy, I think, is dropping bombs and little nuggets of wisdom throughout.

And, like, this is more – this isn't just a workout video. You're going to want to see this. This is a smart guy who's telling you some shit and sharing some little nuggets in there. And I don't think Colton has been given anything. Not that anyone was given anything, but he's really worked in a fucking silo to get where he is. And I think there's a lot of value to his stuff. Like I said, I didn't watch the workout,

but I just listened to all the little nuggets he's dropping. And for a first video, I think, is this his first video on his youtube station i don't know it's possibly 363 members i want to see farming content really bad okay so so he just so he just started i know i want to see farming content too hopefully he'll start mixing it in there so it'll show show him like, as he's going to his gym, it'll show him like leaving the pigs. Dude, we got to get a subscriber.

My YouTube has more subscribers than he does. Come on. Do you think he can go sub five on the thruster workout? On what thruster workout? Crash. Oh, oh, the 10, 8, 6, 4, 2. Oh my gosh. Probably. Think about it damn i don't know dude i think here's the thing you said we all we always love to say that colton what like he's

he's an incredibly hard worker but i think it's i i'm appreciative of seven saying that none of the athletes are given everything, and a lot of them are hard workers. Yeah, a lot of them. Right. Sorry, go ahead. No, I'm just going to say, like, the same things Colton overcomes from being a shorter athlete,

Fikowski has to overcome from being a taller athlete. Where Colton has a massive advantage squatting and doing burpees, and that comes unbelievably natural to him is great. Uh, something like pegboards and rope climbs and running comes unbelievably naturally to for Kowski Roman skiing. Right. But they have to,

they have to work on other things. Yeah. Um, I think the athletes that are closest to the edge of the margins are the ones who to me are like, wow, they had to overcome so much. They're the most fascinating, for sure here's here's

kind of what i meant in fuck maybe it's a double-edged sword from what we've seen i don't think colton's has been immersed up until the last year in a hugely supportive environment not that there's been people there hindering him but he hasn't had this i'm surrounded by massive amounts of social media surrounded by a good camp surrounded by, I mean, clearly his dad loves him, but his dad's like, Hey,

don't work out until you're done with the pigs. And like, I don't, I don't think, and obviously his, his girlfriend supports the shit out of him. She's, she's an athlete.

She understands. I just don't think he, I think he's taken the path less traveled. I think for, I think for people like him, I'm this way too. it's almost like the more that the deck is stacked against me and the less convenient it is the more i want it just to be like fuck you yeah you get what i'm saying yeah he's more jay-z than hunter biden i guess is what

i'm saying 100 jay-z let's go he built he built that life for himself like he didn't really get any marketing for himself for a long time um he had to prove to his dad that this was worth doing which is probably going to be the hardest thing is going to be harder than doing probably any of the other parts is proving to your family that this is worth it especially when your dad's a farmer yeah this is the shit I want to see. Yeah, I want to see more stuff like that. Hey, when Matt Fraser did the rebuilding of his barn, it was fascinating to me. That was an amazing series he did.

And I like watching Colton work out. I like watching Colton work out today with that camera angle that showed his front yard and showed that country road. And the whole time he was working out, I only saw one car go by. And that, like, told me a lot. Like, fuck. Did you watch his, like, 15-mile bike loop? No. He's out there.

And that's saying a lot coming from where you're from. It's different just southeast is different who's this guy austin hatfield he said he's he told austin he's like yeah austin you better get ready i put it to you and i beat you in your water palooza workout and then he also takes a shot at james sprague all friendly fire, but you're like, hey, James, bring your A game. I'm going to toss you up at the Crucible. I don't know who Austin... I've heard the name. He's coming. Austin Hatfield is coming, man. He's good. No, I think he's

going to make the games next year. This coming year, I think he's going to make the games. I got to do a little Instagram stalking. I'll tell you. Get back to me in two minutes. I'll tell you if he's going to make the games. He's got a 400-pound clean on Instagram, and he's a littler guy. He's a littler guy that is good at gymnastics. Right, right.

Can he run? Because they ran a lot at semifinals. They did. But I'm saying for him, he missed the games by one spot because of a miracle run by Spencer Pancic on the last day. And then he just won the Wadapalooza qualifier handedly. But the Wadapalooza qualifier program sucked my cock. I get it.

But he won easily. That was a little aggressive, but it was terrible. He won easily. It wasn't like somebody was close to him. He beat everybody by a lot. Dude, dude, yes. I get what you're saying. But they were five workouts that were all pretty much the same thing.

They weren't the same thing. He's going to go. I get what you're saying. It doesn't test anything outside of crossfit. He looks like a fucking redneck. I like him. He does. He does.

Hey, real quick, Wad wad zombie um you got to see madaris instead of we'll get to madaris in a second wad zombie did you see i every time i have an athlete on here i ask him like hey do you have a card and they're like no i need one did you see gee even said that anyway i'm hooking you up buddy i'm hooking you up here's the deal here's the deal he looks strong and what he does at crucible will be telling because there are some extremely high skill workouts and then they're also this is the only thing that this is the only thing that i think there's not really i don't know that there's a workout that's like i mean the hundreds chipper is grindy but but it's not, there's like one thing we know

that happens in CrossFit a lot, semifinals or the games, they run a ton and there's only a mile of running. Who's only done three comps in their life. You Taylor? No Hatfield. Oh, how many have I done? I'm just saying the data points are stacking up and he's, The data points are stacking up, and he's – I think he's on the come up. I mean, I think Crash will be the test for sure. Like, if he comes up top three at Crash, I think he'll make – he'll be close to making the games if he doesn't make the games. Well, you got to think what you got. You got Merton, Sprague.

I've done six. Not that you give a fuck. Those are both games athletes. And not like bottom bottom tier game athletes like i would say they are games athletes that you know will be perennial athletes if not yeah perennial athletes who are perennial athletes spragging sprague sprague made it once i only he will be you don't think he's gonna make it next year like i i would I think he's going to make it, but are you saying he's going to beat them? Because he's not. I think it's going to be a lot closer than you think.

But what if he gets third? What if he gets third? Because then who did he beat? And I agree with that point. I agree with that point. Wait, is Jason Hopper competing at Crucible? No, no, no. This is the fucking winners.

This is the winner's pick. These are all the previous winners of Crash. Heyby neal gonna be there this year i don't think she's competing no is that you that's me baby too who's that girl in front of you uh no idea who's the girl behind you? Kalarina Key. She's a training think tank athlete. She's a fucking brick shithouse, dude. Click on that.

Click on her tag, dude. She's a tactical games athlete now. Miss Notorious. Miss Notorious. We don't care about this person. Poor girl. I care about you, Shaylin. Miss Notorious. Dude, she is yo.

And her fucking husband. Jimmy. His legs are the size of my torso. Yes. Dude, she kills people for a living. Jimmy Strong as hell, dude. Or something like that. Look at that.

Dude, that's a crazy setup right there. Isn't that insane? I think she's a chiropractor or a PT. That's like me shooting squirrels out of my bedroom window as a kid. Dude, that's awesome right there. Wow. Steven, Cave Dastro, why the fuck is JR not on the show? Because JR doesn't swim in the mud like we were.

We swim in the mud. JR's too clean for this kind of show. We're doing some business today. We went down into the basement. We're working on the plumbing, the CrossFit plumbing. You can't have it. We go noodling? Yeah, I feel bad even having John here.

John can't get this kind of mud on him. John has that, like, just gets a little Christian mud on him, not this kind of mud. John, do you like getting your hands dirty in the comments? How do you mean? That's a no. Madera's got a haircut in his newest video. I don his newest video uh people if that's what you're asking he got a haircut he got his mullet cut off uh he didn't get it cut off but he looks like to be honest with you it looks like he's working that way he's inching his way towards

uh removing it he's kind of like the same thing tyler is just shorter and shorter cleaner and cleaner every week uh he also the the video Yeah, play the first few seconds of this video. This is a brilliant start to video. There's a, Ellie makes a joke, a two-inch penis joke here. Okay, ready? Watch this shit. What did he mention? What penis?

I was just going to say that. Yeah, that's why he said two inches. Wow. Wow. Coming hard. She had that ready. She had that ready. She knew she was going to say it. Yeah. A. Coming hard. She had that ready. She had that ready. She knew she was going to say it.

Yeah. A little bit of truth in everything, buddy. I hate to hear that. Hey. Hey, Ellie, you're okay in my book. What a great joke. I love it. A penis joke.

It's a day in the life eating video. What's crazy is I didn't get in. I didn't take. Man. My takeaway. I don't even remember what they ate that wasn't my like takeaway from it look at his hair look how young he looks he looks like a little baby buddy yeah he looks just out of the womb that's like the kind of hair you're born with hey and he looks

lean as shit too no he doesn't what are you talking about he looks the same as he looked i don't know bagels look at that refined carbohydrate, dude. He's eating shit right now, too. Muffin and a half. Muffin and a half. If there's a discount code, Susan can find it, it seems like. There's always a discount code.

Everyone and their mom is selling Podium. Everyone and their mom is selling Podium. I actually just bought some today, some sour watermelon pre-workout. How is it? I haven't tried the sour watermelon yet but they have a summertime lemonade flavor or they had one maybe it was a limited run it was awesome and then i how very south of you what summertime lemonade yeah it's awesome dude i like pre-workout i fucking love pre-workout i used to be that like 13 year old that would take that like pre-workout and like the canister like that you get from fucking gnc it's like this will make your balls hairy and i'm like holy shit you use pre-workout john yeah what do you use uh It's called Caged. Oh, fuck.

John takes some retarded shit, dude. It's got a pitbull on it. It's got a pitbull on the label. Behind the bars. No, listen. I looked up on CrossFit because CrossFit has a thing and it shows all the approved pre-workouts. MSF certified.

Yeah, and I found one that was on all three of them and it's and it was called caged and uh looked at the citrulline beta alanine like all the ingredients that i want in it and then um i just order creatine from bulk supplements and then i mix it in there and do that every day you are such a good christian dude just go to GNC. This is what you got to do. You got to go to the vitamin shop. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Let's say in two years I've killed myself for two years and I get so lucky

at semifinals and I get a miracle run on the events and I make the games and then I get pops because I took something from GNC and I didn't put research into it. Do you realize how much just from stupidity I've wasted. I don't think it's worth that.

I'm not saying it is. I'm saying go to a vitamin shop, say, hey, look, this is what you need to take. There's this pre-workout called Enjoy the Ride. That sounds like something I don't want to enjoy. They make me work out for years That's weird Only my wife knows that That's crazy It's true

1400 shows Do you finally get that told Where you at, bro? Okay, I'm sorry. I took it too far. Hey, I've got to tell you something. If any of you guys pops who's a regular on this show, you've got to just keep coming on the show.

Don't be, like, embarrassed or going to hiding. Blow your podcast up? Yeah, just like if you pop. Should I start taking trend just so we can blow this? Dude, if you pop, just, like, can blow this dude if you pop just like come on the show like it's not a big deal and let us let's take the piss out of you don't be all like get all like moody and weird and shit seriously if i like try to blame it on the podium you took person there is i promise you i'll tell you everything that i've ever taken i don't know

okay yeah i've taken heroin. Hey, Susan, did you see what just happened? Susan, did you see what just happened with Rumble? The Rumble thing. That was weird. Oh, okay. It happened to us on Shut Up and Shoot for Love the other day. No, but we were streaming live on Rumble.

Usually, if it's going to stop, it stops sooner than that. That was weird. Okay, it's okay. It, it stops sooner than that. That was weird. Okay. It's okay. It's not going to be good. Dude, they make pre-workout for video gamers now. Yeah, I saw that. Ghost does that. Ghost.

Dude, Ghost has some – you know, Podium and Ghost is owned by the same people. That's why the flavors for Podium are insane. Like the Ghost stuff, anything Ghost tastes exactly – like if they say ghost, Sour Patch Kids, blue, it tastes exactly like a fucking blue Power Snatch kid. I shit you not. They took the flavor profile. Power Snatch. Dick. Sour Patch Kid.

John, you're not from South America. You'll be fine. I've been just taking Swolverine, and I've been fucking enjoying it. South America? What did he say? I just, I don't want to leave that stuff up to chance. I'd rather just be safe and not sorry. Is Swolverine on the list of okay supplements? I don't know, man.

You're probably fine. Well, I don't even care. See, I don't want, you're probably fine. You hope there's a little in there? Yeah, I hope Alex puts some trim in there. Does this have any GW1515W6? Nobody's testing you, Seban. You'll be fine.

Yeah, I'd be happy if I accidentally got. Oh, is that the testing? What do those letters mean down there on the bottom? It means gay-free. That's the GF. I'm sorry dude oh my goodness that's that's where you're gonna get us inside i'm holding a fart in too like i'm trying not to laugh and you can mute yourself uh how far are we from rogue how far are we from rogue three How far are we from Rogue? Three weeks. Okay.

Three weeks, yeah. And how far are we from The Crucible? Two weeks. One? No. Two weeks. How are we three weeks from Rogue and two weeks from The Crucible? No, we're three weeks from Crucible, four weeks from Rogue. Crucible's on 24th. Yeah.

So just so you guys know who are watching, The Crash Crucible, we have been working very hard, and not nearly as hard as JR, to make sure that we're going to be able to provide you quality footage that looks identical to this the worst footage you'll see at the crucible is john's and the best you'll see will look like mine and uh jr uh has been working hard with all sorts of internet wackadoodle dorks uh to make sure the internet's good and they've even had to start digging they're basically i don't know if and they've even had to start digging they're basically i don't know if they're putting in fiber or what but they're digging in a uh one

gigabyte one gigabyte line into his gym they're redoing all the internet there so the test we've been running so far good except we're still just having some speed issues but i think we're going to have them fixed and uh the way it's going to look is i think we're going to have um uh three basically great roaming cameras and then a Brian friend will be there doing the commentating with a select group of other people who will be doing it with them including myself.

It's going to be good. It's going to be fun and we'll probably do a Thursday night before we'll do a bunch of tests in the gym and a bunch of pre-shows and we'll talk to people and then friday saturday and sunday it's full steam ahead and we will give you crazy access uh who are some of the names we're gonna be there sprague uh colton mertens

there's me i'm gonna be there me yeah there you go smtp uh tyler watkins oh who's the other athlete there was another big name athlete that was going to be there besides Sprague and Colton Mark Kwon Jones Austin Hatfield William Leahy are you in the east or the west Taylor east or the west yeah I'm in the east

what ladies are going to be there any ladies any games athletes I think it's a lesser known ladies field a I think it's a lesser known ladies field. That's a Masters athlete. There's a lot of... Oh, and Jamie will be there?

Jamie Latimer will be there? There's a lot of semifinals. Oh, wow. A girl named Arielle Sanders is going to be there. She was at the camp that I was at. Hey, how was that camp? How was that camp? It was at hey how was that camp how was that camp it was awesome i got thoroughly beat down uh any any games athletes there um kelsey kill is probably

the best one that was did she beat everybody and some stuff i do not if i leave a session getting beat by someone i do not say it was fun like if i get beat by jason pretty much everything except the max the lift thing so so you gotta well i'm sorry you know you're good hey i had the highest rpms on the echo bike that was oh what'd you get what'd you get i was happy about that how long was it this was after this was the last thing we did we were all very very very tired right so it's not like an actual max out. I was 116. Okay.

You'll love this workout. Can I just give you this? I made this up the other day. We were doing it every two minutes for five sets, 20 second echo bike for max RPM or max cadence at the 10 minute mark, 40 seconds, or sorry, 45 seconds every two minutes for four sets. 45-second echo bike at 70% of your max RPM. And then at the 18-minute mark, two-minute AMRAP of max calories. So we did something very similar to this at the end of like an all-day.

I know you know what this feels like, like an all-day training camp. This was the last thing that we did you had three sets to find your max rpms um and then you took 75 and you just went 30 seconds on 30 seconds off as long as you could oh wow i like that i love that yeah you went so fast and then at the 10 minute mark at the 10 minute mark you go up to. And then when do you go up another 2 RPM? 20 minutes. At the 20-minute mark. Yeah, nobody made it to 20 minutes.

I'd go to like 40 on that. That's like my wheelhouse, dude. Well, then maybe you need more power. I don't know. I can put up some good RPMs. If you were putting up 130, I don't think you're going for 40 minutes. You're probably right. I'm not putting up 130.

But if I'm putting up 130, I'm not doing shit else either. I doubt you're going to do right. I'm not putting up 130, but if I'm putting up 130, I'm not doing shit else either. When your celebration of life is prepaid in advance, it becomes a gift from you to your family later because no one should have to plan for a loss while they're experiencing one. Paying in advance protects your loved ones and gives you

the peace of mind you deserve. Let us help you plan every detail with professionalism and compassion. We are your local Dignity Memorial provider. Find us at DignityMemorial.ca. It's not max average cave dash, though. It's like you have 20 seconds to get the RPMs as high as you possibly can yeah because you're going to like ramp up

you're not just going to take off you're going to ramp up Tyler can you bring up Pedro's Instagram post where he takes that shot at Kelsey what's your name Kelsey Keely Kelsey what did someone call her

a low budget Danny Spiegel Keeley? Keeley Kelsey? Kelsey Kiel. What did someone call her? A low-budget Danny Spiegel? Danny Spiegel. I think Keeley called her that. Who called her that? I thought Branstetter called her that. No, he wasn't on the show. I don't think there's anything low-budget about

her at all. She's the most sponsored athlete. She's the high-budget version. She's the high-budget Danny Spiegel. She's the high-budget Danny Spiegel. She's the fucking Ferragami Danny Spiegel. She's something else, this Kelsey Keel. But look at this. She's cool as fuck.

Well, go ahead and play what Pedro said, and then we'll read Kelsey Keel's comments. Look how fucking cool she is. By the way, take note. If you're a human being on planet Earth and you want to fucking live a good life, Kelsey Keel's about to teach you fucking a big, huge lesson here. She's figured it out. This girl cracked the code.

Okay, go ahead, Pedro. The patient kicks off in about a month's time and they've suffered a little bit of a dip in financial security of late. Having initially announced a prize purse of $1.489 million, it's now down to $1.481 million. Financial experts are blaming the dip in value on Bitcoin trading and have claimed the prize might have actually dropped as much as the value of a Porsche at one point.

Bitcoin trader Shane Orr was unavailable for comment. Wadapalooza have been busy updating their leaderboard over the last couple of days. The top 20 will go on to the elite field and the remaining top 40 will qualify for ORX. Let's have a little bit of a look at the leaderboard and see who's there. I'll say the first name I recognize. This was the best part, dude.

I'll say the first person I recognize. You just need to scroll a lot further. It's a veritable who's who of who's that. Hands up, though, if you're looking forward to seeing Royce Dunn piss all over an OREX competition or Kelsey Keel joining the open field. In other news,

Kelsey Keel has announced that she is going individual this season. There have been letters of thanks sent to numerous American fairy companies this week. It comes as news surfaced that Todd Manley, the former Nobel employee... I don't want to see this ding dong. I didn't get the Royce Dunn joke. Someone explain that to me.

I didn't get the Royce Dunn joke. He's down in the leaderboard. He's in the RX division, not the elite division. And so he's saying if you want to watch Royce Dunn beat the fuck out of a bunch of RX athletes. Which would be amazing. Why is Roy Dunn doing that? Because the qualifier workouts sucked dick.

They were so bad, dude. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. They did a great job because they did the same workout for every division. That I cannot imagine trying to piece that together. But the problem with doing the same qualifier for every division that I cannot imagine trying to piece that together. But the problem with doing the same qualifier for every division, it's like, it's the reason why at the games you have the open, which everyone does then quarterfinals, then semifinals, then the games,

you don't just go straight from the open to the games. So you're okay with what Mr. Royce has done. Well, he did his best and he only qualified for RX. Oh, so if you don't do good, they shove you down? Yeah, you have to be top 20 to go elite, then 20 to 40 are RX, and then Kelsey Kiel is like bottom 80.

Oh, that's awesome. Oh, we got to get behind him then for that. We got to cover the shit out of that at Wadapalooza. That'll be fun. Hey, that digital fucking frame you have back there, that is some fucking white trash ghetto shit. What the fuck is that? Who gets those?

Hey, dude, listen, fuck you. What a waste of time and life. Jesus Christ. Shut up. My father-in-law gave me that. But listen, here's a funny story. You know that picture of my dick and balls tucked underneath my legs yeah that i sent a group chat yeah yeah i sent a man

giant a pic to the group chat and my best friend jake like i sent it to him before anybody else and you you can have like an account to this picture frame i like that to upload pictures to it and my uh mother-in-law mother-in-law are on it like lizzie's parents are on it my mom's on it my sister's on it all on that they're all in the same frame account everyone has the same frame they have the same frame and my friend put my dick in ball pussy and my mom my mom texted me my mom texted me She goes, you need to remove that picture from the Wonder Frame or whatever. And I was like, what picture? And she was like the one Jake uploaded.

And I immediately shit myself. I think we got it down before Lizzie's parents saw it. How does Jake have access to that account? My fucking, they gave him access to it. I didn't. They thought it would be cool for my birthday. And I'm like, you fucking retards gave him access to that account my fucking they gave him access to it i didn't they thought it would be cool for my birthday i'm like you fucking retards gave him access to that account he has more nudes of me than any other person on the planet bro that is gonna go horribly wrong throw that away throw

that just to pick that break it right now i'm serious no i kicked him off the account they kicked him off the account he's off dude off the account. He's off the account. Dude, you're going to accidentally upload something dipshit. I'm not on the account. Dude, your phone's going to sync with that. No. And there's going to be like some fucking hemorrhoid that you meant to send to some of your doctor, and it's going up there, dude. A foreskin tear or something.

Check out this golf ball. Check out this golf ball I got on my butt. You're crazy. You're crazy. Susan, would you have that linked up with your whole family? Fuck no. Dude, that's crazy, dude. Hey, something crazy is going up there.

Hey, worse, you're going to see a picture of your mom doing something. Your mom's going to accidentally upload some shit. It goes both ways. Dude. Stop, dude. It's not like iCloud. It's a separate app you have to go into okay okay you're my dude these are dude you guys between the you guys in the south you guys can't

even work a fucking remote for a tv set how the fuck are you gonna figure out how to separate your your photos from your personal like porn collection to. It's just dumb, dude. I'm telling you. I'm telling you it's dumb. You're crazy. That is playing with fire. Dude, you already had one mistake, and that was with your balls tucked in. Dude, I want someone...

Is that weird that I think it would be hilarious if someone posted that picture, but it would get them canceled. It wouldn't get me canceled. It's good. Honestly, it took me a while to figure out what I was looking at. Me too. You looked at it for that long, you gaywad?

Yeah, me too. I didn't know what it was. Me too. I showed it to my mom. I go, what's this? I thought it was a close-up of a kitten doll. Oh, my God. Have you seen both angles?

Have you seen both angles, John? Yes, I've seen just the one that was in the thread. You got to see the other angles. Oh, was the one in the thread the one that I took like this? Yeah. And then Lizzie took a picture of me doing it. So it's like this, and I'm sitting here with my legs splayed out, and my balls and wiener tucked

underneath my, yeah. Anyways, that was the nuclear energy dude to the T it's the guy. It's the guy who was on the Biden cabinet who got caught stealing women's luggage and like wearing their clothes. The guy who's in charge of our nuclear weapons, him transporting them. It looked just like him. It was crazy. I sent that to a group chat with 14 people.

What is wrong with me? I can honestly say I've never had that. Talk-ception. Talk-ception. Hey, I honestly thought it was a mistake when you sent it. Talk-ception. I'm like, oh, he fucked up. He fucked up.

That wasn't meant for us. Okay. Was there anything else? I feel like there was something else that needed to be talked about. The butthole waxing tutorial. Sam Brighton, thank you. Brenton. Hey, Bernie, I thought I came back strong in this morning show

after that fucking crazy debacle. I thought I came back hard. That was so fun to watch. Thank you. Yeah, I thought I came back hard. I mean, I like your writing, but you said, like, I had a tough show. I thought I came back hard. I mean, I like your writing, but you said, like, I had a tough show. I thought I came back hard. I had a tough first half, but then I fucking did a triple-double in the second half.

Look at me showing off a little basketball metaphor. Triple-double? What is that? Do you know what that is? Tell us. Something in basketball. Passing and assists. Ten points and rebounds and assists.

Double figures in all three of those. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, he was asking you, John. Thank you. Oh, I didn't want to hear you struggle with it. So what does Hiller say in the Tia video? Does he say she's on it for sure?

He – so that's the thing to me. He basically looks at things that are correlating to each other so she has the spots on her stomach i'm gonna ruin the video i don't know if i should do that but yeah ruin it it's fine it's fine okay she has the spots on her stomach and then like her physique changed quite a bit leading up to that it's called pregnancy no this was before she was ever pregnant that he goes back in time he's like i noticed this a long time ago never talked about it um so he looks at that and then her physique changed and her demeanor as an athlete changed and then he cites several other like factors and he's just like

to me that's the thing like the proof of burden or the the burden of proof is on him to prove it but like there are several things that correlate. That's what I'll say about it. I think if you're searching for something, you could make yourself think anything. Make sense of anything. Yeah, but Hiller's not that foolish. That's the thing about it.

I'm a conspiracy theory guy. I love conspiracy theories and i don't see that you can say rich is a freaking arrogant person and him throwing his badge down is roid rage like i think i think rich was on steroids you can make sense of that if you wanted to is what i'm saying and he wants to on tia he doesn't want to on somebody like rich like i just think if you're searching you can just make sense of it to yourself in your head. See, I don't think Rich, well, I don't

know. I don't think Rich is on steroids, but to me looking at him at like 2014, 2015 when he's just like a fucking slab of shit, like just huge. How are you not making a video about that? Do you think he's gonna

respond to this no he's not gonna respond to this she doesn't even know who hillar is that's what i was thinking about when you were talking about kelsey keel i was like what they should do is make like a funny video of like her looking like she's shooting up steroids or something and then her actually it going into her testing and then be like i'm not fucking on shit like just do a funny like take the piss out of it i don't think i don't think tia doesn't know who hillar is but i also don't think they're gonna give him the time of day i don't think they're gonna give him a time of day yeah there's no shot and i don't think rich was on steroids but what i'm saying is if

you're making the video about tia look at rich in 2015 he looks like a freak just you can make the same accusation and this is the other thing hold on this is how you do tia this is the thought that escaped my brain when we were talking about this earlier on in the show and i have to say it on social media taking the images that we see of these athletes on social media is the worst in my opinion way to measure objectively whether or not they're using steroids do you meet these athletes in person and they're like four feet fucking tall of course they look yo they're they're tiny but they're not you go and be a bodybuilder dude the bodybuilders at gold's they look like fucking video game characters that will eat you for breakfast i'm like holy

shit dude keep your clothing on i don't want to don't even like breathe on me you're gonna knock me over but you what do you think what do you think what do you think about this this statement that vindicate saying um get your ceo shirts now uh would she really be dumb enough to inject an area you can see uh hey dude it's also one of those things where – I actually – just to answer that, yes. We are surrounded by retards. Well, even that, it's like if you were doing it and you wanted to hide it, you'd also be like, well, if I act weird about this, people are going to think. So if I just flaunt it, they wouldn't think that I'm actually doing that.

You know what I mean? You could write it off. No, you're reading into it too much. I don't think she's not too rich. I know, but like – They're all way smaller than you think they are. Instagram makes them look huge. You're thinking about that picture of Rich and who is it,

Matt Chan and Jason by the pool? No, I'm thinking about the picture of Matt. I'm thinking about the picture of Matt, Rich, and… Hobart? No. Kalipa? Yeah, I know, I know, but there's four. Austin Maliolo.

Austin Maliolo. I took both those pictures. Yeah, I took that one and I took, but there's four. Austin Maliolo. I took both those pictures. I took that one and I took the one at the pool. Those are sharpened. I took that one. That's been sharpened and the contrast is way up. This is the best CrossFit picture of all time.

Yeah. And then that other one where they're looking at each other's forearms, that one's also with not a wide-angle lens, but a 16-millimeter lens. So everything on the outside looks really big. But here's the other thing. These guys, look. Look.

From right to left, 5'8", 5'9", 5'7". Right. They're stacked. Who's 5'7"? Yeah, yeah. Kalipa? I don't know. He's kind of a midget.

No, he's 5'10". He's not 5'10". Get out of here. He's my height. No, he's not. No, he's way shorter than Hiller. Yeah, Logan, I can't do that for you. If I get you flipping the pig and doing some row push-up swim workouts,

you'll be all blown up too. Thank you. Fuck drug testing. Let everyone take whatever they want oh that's where you inject sebi i i've been injecting right into my i hear you i've been injecting my cj 1295 right in exactly those marks where t is and i told hillary i'm like hey i don't have any marks and i've been injecting there every other day and he said uh that's because you're fucking black i said all right slight slight mischaracterization identify yeah i'm like all right who might argue you know there's a kid there's a new like kid that's going viral taylor show us your stomach stomach. Let's see your mark. Like, you're fucking butt white. All you

guys, you're gyno. Hey, dude. Gyno-camastia? Dang. Look at that. Hey, listen. Hiller showed me other... Hiller showed me a photo of an athlete who had a scar from where they had their gyno

removed. Gyno-camastia? Yeah. There's mantids? And it's like, I'm like, wow. Like, wow. I have that a little bit. A scar? No.

You have gynecomastia? Like a little bit. My nipples are big. They're puffy. That's not, I don't think that's gynecomastia. I don't, like like there's levels to it from what is it from what do you get it from it's a hard it's a hard mass that forms it's it has to do with estrogen how much estrogen and so your body has to do something with it and it'll

form a mass and that's why people with steroids get it because their testosterone's so high so their estrogen's real high, too. Savon's getting a chub listening to John talking about his gynecomastia. His pants are falling off. I just want to touch your tits, John. Hey, Hiller told me it never goes away. Hiller told me it never goes away if you get that. You have to get it surgically removed.

Oh, Sarah Cox, I don't have marks either. Send me photos, please. How does it happen? You already have them. Oh, okay, so Sarah doesn't have marks't have marks either. Send me photos, please. How does it happen? You already have them. Oh, okay. So Sarah doesn't have marks on her stomach either where she puts the needle. All right. It's an accumulation of like hard fat, right?

So you got to get your body fat down? I'm just trying to figure out. You get it from taking steroids. Okay. Tomorrow there's no show. Why no you have it john what why do you have it you can get it you can get it when you're in your teens like if you have high estrogen in your teens you can get it i was in rehab with a kid who's you see me with my shirt off it's not like no you don't i would have never guessed you had guy you have nice nipples i mean i don't know i don't even know if it's classified as that. I'm just saying they're a little bit puffy.

You know what I mean? I was in rehab with a kid whose parents put him on testosterone or steroids because he didn't develop that much in puberty. Like, I think he was just going to be a fucking mega beta. He needed it? And his parents were like, fuck, no. We're rich. We're going to give him this shit.

He's got to be an athlete. And he was still a little bitch in rehab. That's becoming more common. You give them GH in the middle. That's where they should be having puberty. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. People are giving kids growth hormone?

Yeah. Because they're not getting that fat cock in puberty, dude. They're like, you see your kid showering. You're like, man, it's not big enough for me. Let me call the doctor oh my god and there's the not give your kids drugs i do not condone that what the fuck is wrong with people dude my son's voice is a little it's a little up there so i'm gonna give did you h jr howell you're told to rotate sites when taking sub-q meds like insulin heparin oh i used to give someone heparin shots.

That's blood thinner. So you won't develop scar tissue and prevent absorption. Sarah's been on for 12 years and has a six-pack with no marks on her stomach. Yeah, I saw you in a bathing suit. I didn't see any marks. I was looking closely. Yeah, I saw you in a bathing suit.

I didn't see any marks. I was looking closely. All right. Tomorrow, there's no show. Tomorrow, I'm going up north to Craig Howard's gym, Diablo CrossFit. I'll be there at 8 in the morning until 5 p.m. Oh, shit. What are you going to do?

I'm filming Athena Perez's Scaled Nation seminar. Oh, wow. I'll be with Suze all day. I'm kind of excited. Suze goes, hey, what should I bring? I go, bring one of those cardboard cartons of coffee. That will empower me. Do you remember when you used to get a sack of weed?

You just had a brand or like a pack of cigarettes cigarettes and you're like, fuck, this is awesome. That's what it's going to be like tomorrow when Sousa rolls up with a whole box of coffee. I'm going to be like, yes. Sack of weed, baby. I remember those days. And a two-finger bag. All right.

Thank you, everyone. Sousa, thank you. Good to see you. I guess Sunday. Sunday we have a show. Yeah, everyone. Susan, thank you. Good to see you. I guess Sunday. Sunday we have a show. Yeah, Sunday. Sunday's the next one. Then we got a whole lineup coming up in the next couple of weeks, which will be fun. Oh, shit.

Monday we have David Sutcliffe on in the morning. This guy has two 90-minute videos giving Andrew Tate therapy. We got this therapist that worked with Andrew Tate coming on Monday morning. It's going to be cool. In the evening, we have Dave Driscoll from Bali. Tuesday, Dale King. Oh, with Greg Glassman. We have Dale and Greg Glassman

coming on. Oh, shit. I got to make sure I watch Dale's movie before then. Yeah, it drops that day on the 3rd. Wednesday morning, we have Brian Friend and Facundo together. The dynamic duo. So, my drops that day on the 3rd. Wednesday morning, we have Brian Friend and Facundo together. The dynamic duo. So my call. On Thursday, is Thursday Alexis Raptus? Yeah, it's going to get swapped

out. Okay. We'll reschedule it on the down then. And then Shut Up and Scribble with J.R. Howell and Mr. Taylor Self. Then on Friday, Travis Mayer and Devin Kim. Oh, shit. Wow, this week is going to be a fun week. Are you going to be on that on Friday?

I guess it's the Games Update show. And then the Games Update show. No, no, they're in the morning. Then we'll do the Games Update show in the evening. And John Young will be here. I haven't decided if I'm inviting Taylor and Tyler back. To be determined. I like being the

sixth man. Normally, I wait until there's been a bunch of no's, Tyler, before I invite you. This week, you were one of the first. You made the first round. It was crazy. What did you do? Did John Young, did you not make it last week?

No, I was at the camp. I couldn't. You made it late. I boycotted. I didn't get invited anyways, but he was like, does anyone want to take my spot? I was like, no. Great strategy.

Yeah, I mean, I thought I would be done in time, and I just, it wasn't done, so. He was on Suicide Watch, too. Two of you guys were on Suicide Watch. That was a good show with Travis, by the way. Or Tyson. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Yeah, is Tyson playing Sunday? Get a question. He will be on the field. It's going to get weird, right? I mean, he'll be in pads. If fields doesn't get hurt. You mean on the sidelines? Or you mean he's ready to go?

He's going to be warming up the whole game. Tyson Bajan is an undrafted rookie. According to Brad Briggs of the Chicago Tribune, the rookie had several teams interested in him. It's hard to imagine Bajan thought he saw a path. Tyson Bajan is witnessing a perfect storm unfold. The last undrafted rookie quarterback to start games during the season was David Blow in 2019.

Wow. What a name, David Blow. The last undrafted rookie quarterback to start a game during the season was David Blow in 2019. So it's been five years. Wow. What a name, David Blow. The last undrafted rookie quarterback to start a game during the season was David Blow in 2019, so it's been five years. Wow. That came after injuries of Matthew Strafford and Jeff Driscoll. The situation unfolding in Chicago is entirely different. There is a real possibility Fields could be benched in the next few weeks.

He's thrown more interceptions than touchdowns. His mom and dad have disowned him. Who did the Bears play this week? It's insane to think that Bajent in some small way might have seen this possibly coming. You

fucking idiots. Of course he did. He's been dreaming this his whole life. This is his world. We're living in it. Yeah. But do you think he thought he was going to be playing when he got signed a month ago? Dude,

this kid has unbelievable self-belief. I bet he was very thankful he got signed. Yeah. But having self-belief is not the same as saying I'm going to be playing this season. Dude, that kid thinks he's the fucking best that's ever done it. I'm telling you. In between those ears, he already thinks he's the fucking next Tom Brady.

He might be humble. He might never fucking let that out. But I'm telling you, there's no fucking chinks in this kid's armor. Just watch him on the show. Hey, so, Michael, nice talking to you. Do you want to go? And he's like, like yeah but first tell me why fluoride's bad i mean he don't give a fuck dude and all he taught if you he's just studying

that playbook he's got a bible in one hand in the playbook in the other well he needs to which does he read more both fitty fitty two pages two pages two by twos. Come on, man. I'm telling you. It's in the works. It's in the works. I'm telling you, it's going to get weird. It's already weird. It's already weird that he comes on the show. Jeremy E. World, biggest takeaway from tonight's show is that John doesn't stand up his squats. Do you think when a team drafts someone like Tyson, do you think they're like, okay, here's a guy we can develop, or do you think this is, okay, here's our fucking backup

plan as everything goes to fucking shit. We've got a guy who can at least hike the ball. Serious question. Here's what I think happened. There's this event called the Senior Bowl. It's like the Pro Bowl for college football. The offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears was the coach of the Senior Bowl.

He went there and he's like oh fuck this one's real this isn't tim tebow this isn't doug flutie this is a six foot three fucking stallion with a huge hand who's got a fucking genius brain on him drug free-free, trouble-free. I'm going to bring him in and fucking... The world's going to be blown away. And it's happening. I think that guy fucking saw it. That's what I think. What the fuck do I know?

Yeah, I know. Never mind. I'm not going to fake humility. That's exactly what happened. The Bears are really bad, right? Then why didn't they draft him, Seve? Because they didn't have to. Go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead, John.

The Bears are a really bad football team, right? Horrible. Worst ever. Horrible. One of the worst teams in the league. What is going to happen When they draft a quarterback With their number one pick Or number two pick next year Hey dude

Here's the guy who holds the NCAA All time touchdown passing record And won the Harlan Trophy He wasn't just like okay But here's the thing The first pick thing It's not like he wasn't just like, okay. But here's the thing. The first pick thing is it's not always a Patrick Mahomes. No, I know.

Sometimes it's a Johnny Manziel. If you know Justin Fields is not it, and you're going to pick Caleb Williams. Good. Then they'll have Montana and Young. I mean, I hope that's the case. I hope Fields gets benched and Bajent comes in, and then he does well and they win a couple games. Did you say Bajent?

Come on, you know his name. Bagent. Bajent. Shut up, dude. Fykowski? Okay, Bryce. Stop it, dude. Don't do that.

Oh, John, he just butt-raped you, dude. Bajent. Bagent. Bajent. Bilbo Bagent. Hey, you can't be throwing around the Bryce shit lightly

that's fucking rude that's mean then they take a defensive John's a good dude he is yeah they give him a shot I just think it's

it's a long Tom Brady's a once in a lifetime thing you know what I mean and his time's up and it's time for somebody new

I guess he's not wrong. He's gone, baby. He's doing interviews now. Hey, here's the thing, too, with him. I mean, not from our perspective, but from his perspective, everything from here is just gravy. It is. He's already outdone expectations.

Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't expected to make the team. How much does he making is their base what's the base salary lucas cindy oh i saw 2.7 million already uh yeah uh lucas cindy it's not guaranteed though no 25 000 is guaranteed according to the if he's active for the game which he is now he. He is. He is. He's on the field with pads. If Fields gets hurt, he goes in, right?

He gets a game check. And that game check is what 540,000 would be over 18 weeks. That's how they get paid. So, like, say if he's seven games active, he gets seven games of 540,000. And then the rest of the weeks he'd be a practice squad, which is like 200,000. He still gets checks. That's a fuckload of money. But it's way less than a game

check. That's how it works. Greg C, Sevan, you also thought he was getting drafted in the first round. Detail shmeetails. Holy Santa Claus shit. How does Sevan know football? I don't. I just fucking winging it he's like a taylor swift fan recently converted yeah uh bernie i don't think he's the number three quarterback right now by the way i think he's back up right yeah i think now he's back up

and i it's something weird's going on over there for sure. And I suspect that somewhere I saw or read that whoever the main dude is, Fields, that he's on concussion watch or some shit. He sucks too. He is so bad. Blaming the coaches in the press conference probably wasn't too smart. Is that what he did? Yeah, they said they fucked up. They'd have to be bad for like four more weeks or he'd have to get hurt for Tyson to get in.

Dude, can we talk about Travis Kelsey or is that too much? No, feel free to talk about that douchebag. Fuck that guy, dude. That guy is a complete douchebag. Yeah, I don't like Travis Kelsey. Nothing like him. Fuck no, dude. I want to smack him in the face.

He is a world-class douche. his pfizer picture or anything else oh it's more just because of that but it's not just that it's like how you do one thing is how you do everything you're willing to take a check for some bullshit you know doesn't work that's fucking people up fucking boys up fucking young boys up fucking young men oh he's a fucking yeah someone's like seve you do the same thing there's no fuck i would take the money and be like hey i would not get this by the way Young boys up. Fucking young men up. He's a scooch, bro. He's a fucking... Yeah. Someone's like, Seve, you do the same thing. There's no fucking... I would take the money and be like, hey, I would not get this, by the way. Yeah, I'd take the money in the commercial and I'd be like, and you're all fucking idiots if you get this shot.

Yeah. Well, I don't think they'd give you the money then. They wouldn't give me the money. Right, right. But I wouldn't take the money. I wouldn't take the money. Hey, can you imagine signing... That's not how that works.

Right. But can you imagine signing a contract with someone that also says like, hey, you won't talk bad about us. Knowing that knowing it's someone like Pfizer, it's a twofer. Also, you know that, right? His commercials like, hey, take the flu shot and the fucking injection for the 49ers. It's like, are you out of your mind doing that to young men? You're a scumbag that you might as well sell cigarettes, dude.

Seriously. He might as well just be smoking. He might as well just be smoking. I think it's worse than that. Pfizer's fucking killed millions of people. And not just from the COVID vaccine. Aren't they the company that killed a bunch of Nigerian kids in the fucking 90s and had to pay an insane fine for it?

They're horrible. They've killed fucking people. Dude, it's and he do you think he's really that much of a dumb fuck that he doesn't know this yes yes i i do you think he's that stupid he just he's stupid i think he doesn't i don't i don't think any research put into it i don't think he thought anything of it i mean how do we know that we don't i don't know much about him at all we we don't but like i don't think he Well, I dislike him equally. If you're that dumb to not

have any idea what's going on or if you know and go ahead with it, I think you're an asshole. Play the game. What's your number? I don't think I have a number. I don't know. For Pfizer? And you're a person of influence, too. People follow you. Not like now.

A billion. Give me a billion. I'm just telling you, you're a person of influence, too. People follow you. Not like now. A billion. A billion. Give me a billion. I'm just telling you, you have a number, and I bet you it's a lot less than a billion, my friend. So wait a second. So excuse me. Lay it out for me.

So like, hey, what do I have to do? For $100 million, do I have to take the shot, too, myself? No. I mean, you saw the commercial. So play it right off that example. He had to sit down and say whatever hokey line he did and like pull his sleeve up to show his two fucking band-aids right on top of that on top of that number one make him do that to have your job you are not allowed to

play if you do not get the vaccine you're not allowed to play okay he has to get it anyway i know he does no no no that's not true it Aaron Rodgers didn't get it. It is true. My best friend is in the NFL, and they made him get that shot, or he was not able to be on the team. Shoot it on the floor. Those people can have someone shoot it on the floor. People as high as Travis Kelsey is what you're saying? Yeah.

Yeah, he doesn't have to. Well, Aaron Rodgers didn't get it. And they – I think he did. No, he didn't. He he caved he did not cave well i have a digital picture frame bitches i don't need the money for visor let's fucking go what the whole thing was because aaron rogers uh exactly did he take injection and that's okay seven what's your number you're probably right like if you're that high up you can find your way around it but they were making people take it novak jokovic didn't take it

he says he's he says he's on but he says he's unvaccinated he said he's he sat out what was it the australian open or he was in fucking jail, dude. They had him in like fucking jail. They wouldn't let him out of a fucking holding cell. What's your number then? So he doesn't have a number. You're talking about Djokovic. Yeah, Novak Djokovic.

What do you mean he doesn't have a number? How do you know he already attained his number? Or they didn't offer it to him, whatever. What's your number then, Savan? What's your number then? I don't know. I don't think I would do it, but I think it's a fair question well fuck you you wouldn't do it but i have to do it because i have a number i drink i drink i drink i drink a coke i drink i'd promote coke way before i'd

promote the injection the injection is just crazy to promote it's just it's just known to kill people i mean here's the deal you would it would it would be be a hard decision to make but at the same time if somebody came with a hundred million million cash and that changed your life and your whole entire family's life for multiple generations, and they're like, hey, but you have to say this commercial, and you know what you're endorsing. I don't think I would do it. Think about – I don't know, dude. I'm changing my family's life. You don't know what you're endorsing. You don't want – no, it's not you don't know what you're endorsing. You don't want. No, it's not.

You don't know what you're. It's it's it's killing. No one. But look at Joe Biden changed his family's life. Look at his son. Still a fucking loser. Still a piece of shit. They have a lot of money.

There are a lot of assholes more than 100 million for other. Hey, I'm not. I'm not saying that it's, you know, that's going to happen for sure. I'm just saying there's different parameters to it. If somebody gave me 100 million dollars for taking the vaccine you're saying i shouldn't call travis kelsey a piece of shit no he's a piece of shit he's a piece of shit hey hey it's also you could you could just be like you could also say like hey um i'm a p you could also say i would be i would give him a lot of wiggle room if he would just be like, hey, I'm a piece of shit.

I took this money. Like, is he allowed to say that? Who knows? Probably not. There's no fucking way, dude. Hey, dude, if somebody came to you and was like, all right, we're going to give you 100 mil. Taylor Swift's going to be your girlfriend for a little bit.

Just going to pump your personal brand. And there's going to be a great song. Are you really? Do you think there's something like that? It happens all the time. It's all connected. Taylor Swift's a part of this. Taylor Swift, the Illuminati's, and full effect

motherfuckers. The sad thing is Travis Kelsey. Everybody's talking about that motherfucker. Everybody. Because whether it's the outrage from his endorsement from Pfizer or whether it's because uh Taylor Swift showed up pulled up in the suite right his jersey sales supposedly went up 400 since it got released that he's banging Taylor Swift do you think that there is some sort of like

I just want to play all the angles here I don't know I'm just you you think that he's not saying what is happening. He's just saying what could be happening. It seems pretty. Wow. Wow. We're all talking the exact same thing. Who? Kanye.

Oh, it's an accident that he got with Kim. He really loved Kim. Are you kidding me? They got, they got a shitload of kids, don't they? They did.

Yeah. You can make those no problem with anybody. Is that really? Hey dude, Kanye's weird as fuck. I don't know they did yeah you can make those no problem with anybody is that really dude kanye's weird as fuck dude i don't know if that's real but it's not far from it their kids are directions like one is like east and one is north i i and his last name's west so i don't know but i'm just saying that's overwhelming tiktok right now with the younger generation so you have all the females and then you got a bunch of males and then we just captured everybody's attention. That's the other thing.

He did need the money though. That's the thing. There's a difference between making 5 million a year and making 20 million a year. Huge difference. You're in a whole different fucking, what? Massive. But that's, but, but as soon as the saying,

oh, you have a number like, right. Me making $4 a year versus 4 million. That's a huge difference. It's not the same as the difference between making 5 and 15. Elon has everything. That's a fair point, too. Well, I'm agreeing with that comment saying that he didn't need the money. I think he needed it.

I think he needed it. I don't know. He wanted to fly private. Your version of need is different from his. He already did. Dude, the difference between $1 million to $10 million is massive. $10 million to $25 million, massive. $25 to $50 million. Hey, what if you –

He lived his whole life, dude, completely. By the way, I agree with Wad Zombie. I think Kanye – I think he loved – I think he loved Kim, and I think Kim loved him. And the reason why I say that is I do and the reason why is Kim's Kim's stepdad

became a tranny flipped the script on it like cut his dick off Bruce Jenner and let me tell you Kanye's I could see Kanye doing that in 10 years Kanye's out there he could be a tranny he's as weird as Bruce Jenner this is the crazy thing do you think people would I could see Kanye doing that in 10 years. Kanye's out there. He could be a tranny.

Dude, he's as weird as Bruce Jenner. This is the crazy thing. Do you think people would go trans if it was more commonplace to say the full word? Going transvestite? Does that make sense? Like if someone's like... You didn't just call it a port? What the fuck are you asking i'm saying if people if people had to say i'm a transvestite i think they're probably i don't know dude i would

be less likely to do it it's not as it's not as brand it doesn't the branding i think tranny sounds great and for some reason that one people don't like that one it doesn't carry the brand power trans has a lot of brand power transvestite is like you have a disorder. Uh-oh, look who it is. They all – Oh, Transvestite just showed up. Hey, what if you find out that guy Travis Kelsey only made like $800,000 off that deal? I'd fucking –

Worth it. Worth it. Sous. I'd fucking... Worth it. Worth it. Seuss is a fucking villain, dude. Kick him off here, dude. I'm getting sick of this Pfizer endorsement. I'll endorse that shit right now for $100. Yeah, Simone. I'll endorse it for a cheeseburger

and a free meal of large fries. If Pfizer comes to you and says, hey, Simone, $100 million. Just say you took it. $100 million. I would right away start being like, hey, I would start away being like, well, think of all the good I could do with this money. I could go to Armenia and help those people over there getting fucking destroyed in Nagorno-Karabakh. I could, yeah. Oh, I'll bring world peace to the I'll build schools in Africa

I'll just buy a dildo company or something What do I care I don't have to talk to anyone ever again 100 million that's money That's generational wealth Next thing I know I bought two yachts and I'm poor Exactly I didn't know maintaining it would be so expensive

i don't know being being having uh being independently wealthy is is like the dream right um so in that respect he probably didn't need the money but if you're dating taylor swift it's probably nice having a few i wonder how much he got paid i'm really wondering how much he got paid how much did it change his life? Yeah. That is the question, right? Yeah. Oh, here's the thing. If you found out the number and it was high enough, would you change your opinion about him or would it stay the same?

Yeah, I would change my opinion about him. What would be the high enough number? That's a great question. I don't know. I didn't like it to begin with, so I don't think it would change my opinion. I thought he was a douche. Yeah, but he'll still be a douche. He's still a fucking killer. He's a baby killer. He's a boy killer.

He speaks directly to the group of people who should not be fucking taking the injection. Directly to them. He's making a dumb demographic and a dumb country dumber.

People that already don't know better they're already fucking stupid half the country took it like that's dumb we have no proof that it works we we know that it doesn't stop transmission we know that it doesn't stop symptoms we know that um strong young males don't ever die from it and yet that's who you're at but and we also know that it causes uh the 49ers can cause heart attacks and clotting in people. And yet he's selling it to them. Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. And we also know all that speculation.

So YouTube, we're good to go here. It's just speculation. Don't censor us. Yeah, it's like all the steroid videos. What do we know? We're not. Susan's not regretting bringing this up, by the way. I don't know the difference between transvestite

and transsexual, so this is going nowhere. But we accept all of them. Let's make that clear, YouTube, please. We accept all of them. Whatever you want to be called. The WHO guidelines are what you should follow, 100%. Setting up the TV, WHO guidelines. Yeah. AMA, all that shit.

Whatever. They're good WHO guidelines. Yeah. AMA, all that shit. Whatever. They're good to go. Wow. There you have it. I brought that up, not Susan. I said, can we talk about Travis Kelsey? I know, and I just went through the pot. Tank Reeves, someone needs to have Rolf on again, man.

I know, I agree. There's so many people I want to have on again. By the way, I used to always say, like, I want to get out of the CrossFit space. Fuck it don't even care anymore i'm just going full in i've gone full retard you know what i was thinking about the other day i'm like lauren fisher i'm just full no i'm suza said no you're niche fine oh go ahead tyler go ahead go ahead don't fuck did you all get patrick bet david on the show i look back and I'm like, they had Patrick Bet-David on the show. You had Patrick Bet-David on the show?

Yeah. I'm sorry for that. I'm going to get him on again. What if I get him on tomorrow? Holy shit. If you could get him on again. He's huge now. Like, he's gotten way, way bigger since before your show.

He was big then, but, like, he is massive now. Was he the owner of the – doesn't he own the Yankees? He is massive now. Was he the owner of the... Doesn't he own the Yankees? He's part owner of the Yankees. Did he part own the Yankees when you guys had him on? No. That's recent. I'm a talent scouter, bro. I saw him way out in the distance.

You are a talent scouter, dude. That's crazy. How many years ago was that? That was last year. When we had him on, two years ago? In March's ever that was like last year when we have one two years ago it'll be in march it'll probably be two years in march because i remember it was like right when i was starting with a little more pleasant and i gotta go back and watch that show how good was it was it a great it was really good yeah david you're talking about politics we're gonna

talk about politics we're gonna talk about the president? Dude, I love that guy. He's grown on me super. I love him. He's the shit. It paid off being on your all show. But, but, but, but he likes Sevan and he's Armenian. But, but. That's how you got him on the show.

Sevan knew him. Did you play that card? I said, did you come on here just because I'm Armenian? He said, no, not at all. Ever since that podcast, his career really took off. I thought he was Jewish with that hyphen last name, like Bet David. Sounds like Israeli, not like American Jewish.

He's from Israel. No, he's from Iran. Oh, wow. That's a fucked up place to grow up. BigBaka 99 just googled an article about travis kelsey and it says he gets around a million a year to endorse outside brands yeah well something different now he better be getting something different now i would like to think that taylor swift is in visor's pocket and that was a part of it that would make me is she endorsed the vaccine if there's anybody who doesn't need that money it's her oh my god

she shows up did you see the thing where she just creates whole ecosystems wherever she shows up that's plays with these arenas and it brings in like an average of like four fucking million dollars each week and she plays there like through the surrounding ecosystem of businesses hotels all that shit that's just around the area that's pink pink's been um full full pfizer too that that pink artist chick it was like a renegade and a rebel and stand up for sellout did you see eric clapton back to uh oh rf Really? No, but I believe it. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Dude, Eric Clapton's sober.

He's the shit, too. He got vaccine injured. Hey, he got his shit fucking. Yeah, I read about that. He got his shit pushed in. His hands didn't work for like three months, and he was like, if you all took the one thing I care about away, I'll kill all of you. And he meant it.

Who said that? Eric Clapton. Ericic clapton he couldn't play guitar for months um i thought you said eric church at first and i feel like i remember i feel like i remember him endorsing the vaccine i could be completely wrong um that's definitely speculation tyler you used to smoke weed yeah i've done yeah he's like twice he's a cop like totally i've done um is that how you got into clapton did you smoke a lot of weed just sit around in a clapton unplugged no my dad's older so are you gonna break step on theory that there's only certain bands that you're into if you listen to when you do weed no i love claps it's over like the grateful dead and what's the other one you always oh god grateful dead and fish oh shit i was garbage what eric

church gets vaccinated on his crusade to save concerts april 1st, 2021. Eric Church's crusade to get fans vaccinated. What band is he? He's his own singer who has a lot of good music. He's a country singer. Fuck him. Loser. Anyways. Alright. You guys know how I feel about that. Fuck. I need to get in bed. Mild opinion. Very mild opinion.

Do weed. I went through a hard weed phase when I was like 24. What is that? What is a hard weed phase? I don't think I was not high for like three months. You ever suck dick for weed? No, I just suck dick for weed. You can give a hand job and get weed. That's the bitch you went through, Tyler?

No. It ain't that expensive. I never smoked weed and then when I was 24 I got introduced to it and then I was just like I'm going to figure out how to do this and then the next week I was making weed brownies on my own. Did you ever smoke it through aluminum foil?

No. You ever freebase that shit, bro? What, weed? making weed brownies on my own. Did you ever smoke it through aluminum foil? No. That's for real, Teller. You ever freebase that shit, bro? What, weed? You make it out of aluminum foil? Yeah, you make the pipe with the pencil? Exactly. Dude, Sevan knows.

Damn. Let's go. You're getting some sort of poisoning for sure from that. For sure. That's probably just like taking a vaccine. Hey, you know what I was thinking the other day but but but i don't get sick and i don't avoid sick people like i don't like i don't i don't i don't ever like this this friend of mine just got sent home from work and he's like hey they sent me home from work because they say i'm too sick i said okay but i'm coming over to

your house i'm like yeah of course we don't play that fucking game i don't avoid anyone who's sick pussy shit you avoid people who's sick i bet you you avoid people who are sick taylor me yeah you go to the you go to the gym when you're coughing the green and yellow and all the weird colors i don't ever take a fucking sick day good i love it i've never called that ask andy we get a Never mind. I'll avoid the people who are sick. I cough up some of those things that like, you know, those things. There's two kinds of sickness, the colored mucus. But then there's those ones that are like the clear balls and they just roll out. Oh, and they're like babies like air.

So I go full public. I go full public. Always 24. I go double down on my public appearances when I have all that shit go out twice as much okay yeah someone has swolverine immunity thank you alright guys

thank you what a fucking show two hours and four minutes CrossFit Games update show it's been the You know what? I was thinking the takeover in the media space is complete. Even though we're just at the beginning, I was looking at Spin's numbers the other day. 5,900 on podcast.

It's like, holy shit. It's done. I can't believe people listen to me, John, yell at each other for an hour. We had hopped on that one time. Oh, wait, no, we did not. This guy's right, dude. You don't call in sick

when you're sick you call in sick when you're fucking feeling good and you don't want to go to work does it say that someone wrote that yeah yeah that's genius that's a really good point if i counted all the times that i can't i called in sick when i wasn't sick at all it would definitely outweigh the times i was actually sick. Oh, goodness. Tank Reeves scared the shit out of me earlier today. What? Oh, yeah. Say that. Say that. Go ahead. Phone call? It scared me that it scared you.

Tank's to stay on October 4th. There's going to be a... He's saying that the injections have put some metal to it in people. Do you remember when they were showing all that metal that people were in the injections? Oh, magnets and shit? Yeah were showing all that metal that people were in the injections? Oh, magnets and shit? Yeah, just all that metal shit. Wasn't that bunked? Wasn't that whole

like... No, no. The magnet thing, no. None of it was debunked, unfortunately. The metal little filings and shit and all the metals that are in the injections and basically now people are saying there's going to be a 5G test on October 4th.

It's going to fucking turn everyone who got the injection into a zombie. What? I like this theory. Dude, that's a crazy conspiracy. It's a fun theory for us. Call me sometime. I call Susie. She's like, I didn't like that

story. I'm like, fuck. I'm like, I don't like the fact that you don't like it because it fucked me up. I'm like, you're fucking me up by. I'm like, fuck. I'm like, I don't like the fact that you don't like it. He goes, it fucked me up. I'm like, you're fucking me up by telling me it fucked you up. Yeah. Yeah. Old take. It leaves it to a big waste. I don't know.

I'm just hearing some frequency stuff. Something might turn on. I don't know. That's how you'll know. You'll look at your friend and they'll be like, you hear that? Yeah. No. Oh, shit.

Hey, so on October 4th, really, there's's gonna be some tests on all our phones though besides that like hey this is the emergency broadcast system they're gonna check all the phones in the country simultaneously wow is that confirmed October 4th federal October 4th federal cell phone tests

how old does your phone have to be for your phone not to get tested? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's saying it'll blare a national emergency test. Is that what you got? October 4th at 2.20 p.m. Eastern time. I'm turning my shit off. Fuck them.

Oh, they'll find you, Taylor. They'll find you. They'll get you by your digital frame behind you. They'll find you. It will turn back on. It will get you by your digital frame behind you. If you turned your phone off and then it turned on for that, would that freak you out? I'd be perfectly comfortable with that.

If it turned on for that test, I would shit myself. Yes. You're not doing anything, and it just turns on by itself. I'd go off-grid, dude. I'd stop shaving my armpits, dude. I'd stop showering. Why would you have to do any of those things to go off-grid? I'm kidding, bro.

I'd go off-grid. I'd go snowing real quick. Prepare for... Do you guys have any athletes who are competing in the Masters Fitness Collective? Dude, I've heard those workouts below, below unfortunately did you say that about every every no i don't i was thinking the same thing dude all right look me in the eye john through your computer screen right now and tell me that the wadapalooza qualifier workouts were appropriate for the elite division. You can't do it. Cause you can't lie. He's a Christian. I knew it.

You just pray it off tomorrow. Have you done, have you done the first one? No, I haven't done any of them. You should give, you should give the first one a crack. It was pretty nasty. I'm sure it's a good workout, but that doesn't mean it's appropriate to qualifying people. Workout four was really bad. That was probably the worst one. I'm sure it's a good workout, but that doesn't mean it's appropriate to qualifying people to an elite. Workout four was really bad. That was probably the worst one. In conjunction also, they're really bad at qualifying people to an elite competition. There are studies, National Library of Medicine, potential of graphene-based materials to combat COVID-19 properties, perspectives, and prospects.

Yeah, it's real. That there's metal? In European Parliament in January 24, 2022, opened an investigation about graphene oxide in the injections. And what does graphene metal do

with a 5G? Silicon-based electronic components we used today to generate clock speed in the gigahertz range where when gigahertz is equal to 1 millionth of cycles per second, the scientists show that the graphene can convert signals with these frequencies into signals with frequencies that are thousands of times higher than those created by silicon.

I don't know what the implications of that are. Does this metal differ from all the other metal that I get from everywhere else in the environment? Don't do poke holes in this. Let me be shy. He's just saying he believes it's a dormant virus

within vaccinated people, and when they run the 5G test, they're going to all just fucking get sick as shit. Have you seen Cell? Oh, dude. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, and here it is. And here it is.

And there is here's here. I'm looking at something in this is in a Pfizer paper for twin strep tag. The purified protein point five milligrams were applied to gold quanta foil mesh grids freshly overlaid with graphene oxide. I don't know what any of this means. You're reading something? I don't know what it means either, but it's in the... I don't love this. It's in the... What is it supposed to do to people

who've gotten... It's in the Pfizer documents. It turns them into zombies. We have metal. We have a vaccine. We have a frequency. We got zombies. Okay, we'll park this one. What don't you understand john i have to explain this to you you know i am at a fifth grade level um have you seen have you seen surrogate the movie surrogate is that with bruce willis i just said that

is that with bruce willis i just said that hey john someone has put a bible quote to it though romans 118 the wrath of god is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people who suppress the truth by their wickedness so that's that's your translation john's all right in dude he's got i got it that's all you needed to say i understand fully now do you ever see some of those end of the world videos i saw one the other day and this guy was like talking about he was reading a passage and then he started talking about how the stars are lining out this whole passage but it happens like it's happening like three times this month or something and i'm like okay i just turned it off i'm like i don't need that in my life right now i back in the year 2000 it was really really big there was a lot of um religious fanatics

that y2k y2k well i mean 2000 and 2012 right like i mean they people say that stuff all the time but this time it's real well the rapture will happen first and i won't be here for it i don't know he saw those squats in the water in the qualifier video lord is coming am i ever i'm trying to go fast i will never try to squat fast ever again that's right i did a friendly workout with seven on his house one time i got ridiculed for my squat depth with the med ball. I was. Yeah. Well,

no, we were working out together. Oh, the video I posted. Yeah. I love how it showed up. I'm like, don't bat me.

I love how a seven posted that video of him squatting and Hobart comments. He's like, yeah, if he wants me to critique his air squat and just subtly put in there that like squatting with a medicine ball in front of you in the bear hug position is the easiest way to make your squat look good, and if you want to actually see

how good Sevan's squat is, he'll do an air squat. Fuck Hobart. He is an incredibly smart person. He sucks a dick. He's a pussy. Hey, he can't throw like you. Yeah, exactly. He can't throw like me. He couldn't stay on the show. He's a pussy. Hobart, you're a dick. He's a pussy. Hey, he can't throw like you. Yeah, exactly. He can't throw like me. He couldn't stay on the show.

He's a pussy. Hobart, you're a pussy. Oh, my God, Sebon, and you're throwing. My throwing's crazy. You throw shade. My throwing's crazy. We had someone on here. We had a baseball player on here who said I was the shit.

Who was that? Oh, he said you were a good thrower? Or he said your man bun was shit? No, what he say who was that who played baseball who was on the show was like yo that's impressive who was that i showed the video to him recently yeah recently i think you're is she said you should show it to tyson ask him okay Can you give us a breakdown, please? Hey. Oh, Jorge Fernandez. Thank you, Kyle.

Yeah, Jorge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now what? Now what, Taylor? He seems like the kind of guy who would compliment anything. Hey, do you think that there's people who don't want to come on the show because they're afraid that fucking Hiller will just take their clips

and destroy them after what happened to Bryce? Probably. Or I'm sure there's more people that are afraid to come on the show because of their views on politics and being scared of being drug into stuff like that. I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't care about that. I don't think I don't think Stefan's very pushy with people that disagree with him. No, I don't think you are at all either, but I think people have the perception of like,

Oh my God. Like I, but like, I think if someone's like, I believe in the Vax, like they're not coming on your show. Probably. Maybe they are.

I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I feel like, so I feel like, I feel like there's been a bunch of people who've been on it. Who? Yeah.

I thought Rolf was an example of that, right? No, Rolf, Rolf came around. Rolf, I let like, she debate them. Rolf was a good example of that, right? No, Rolf came around. Rolf, I let, like, she's like, I'm like, so what do you think happened with your clots? And she's like, I'm open to any idea. She's like, it was probably the vaccine. That's what she said. Well, at the end.

Dude, at the end of the podcast. Did she not say that? She said this. At the end of the podcast, She said, here's my proof. I got the vaccine and it was her scar, meaning that she knows it gave her the clots. Yeah. Wow. You made a joke about close spacers and you're like, or ones that say I'm back.

So people know. And she's like, well, I got this. So I know I am. And like, dude, she's dope. She's dope. Good for her. There are a lot of people like that. Yeah, she's good. What I was going to say about the Bryce thing, though, like no of people like that. Yeah, she's good.

What I was going to say about the Bryce thing, though, like no one talks like that, so I don't think they're afraid. I can't say my true opinions of Bryce on the show because it's all pure speculation, but I don't think it's – he's a robot potentially. I don't know. In my humble opinion, I think he's a good dude. Who's going to laugh at John's joke? Ha, ha, ha.

He's more humble. Ha, ha, ha. I just made something cringe and made it way cringier. In a roundabout way, I made all four of them laugh. That's chill. The people in the comments the other day, someone in the comments on my Instagram said, hey, dude, I posted that Travis Kelsey thing. Did you see what I posted in the comments on my instagram said hey dude if you i posted that travis kelsey thing did you see that did what i posted of travis kelsey no on my instagram i'm sure i was praising him yeah i was praising him are you grabbing it or should i grab

it i got it okay so so i posted this and someone wrote you should see what someone wrote uh taylor i would be curious to see how you would respond to it um either way this dude's getting his heart broken and it shows him with his two things and so some guy wrote um keep going keep going keep going

keep going someone basically wrote hey oh here it is I love your shows love them but if you ever wonder why some athletes won't come on it's because of posts like this seriously who cares i don't know what he's talking about seriously who cares like who cares if they come on or not or who cares if this guy is selling shots to little boys that's what yeah i think yeah that's right someone once told me stick to what you're good at and go all in on that you're good at podcast film and media do that

leave this shit alone see i think that guy's retarded because he doesn in on that you're good at podcast film and media do that leave this shit alone see i think that guy's retarded because he doesn't know what you're actually good at i would think he's probably new here he's good at throwing a baseball he's good thank you john thank you i think seven is probably the the best person in the space and probably the best in a lot of spaces at catching truth like catching moments that actually happen that show reality, that show the raw emotion. This is what people are going through right now. Not this fabricated image.

And I think he's really good at pulling that out of people on shows and talking to people about like how they actually feel about things. And he's really good at saying what he thinks is on his mind. And I think people care a lot about that. I think they are naturally drawn to it even. That's why you have the following you have is because you're so real, and people love that. They're sick of the bullshit, and they love to hear – You're not politically correct.

It's not even that. He just is true to himself. Savant does something that people have forgotten that you can just do. Savant has his opinions mostly on his own shows or shows where he's the central focus. And then later it's like, I don't agree with everything that you guys say sometimes, but I don't, it doesn't fucking matter to me. Like, it's not going to do anything. Like, so what if they come on the show? He has proven, Savant has proven that he's not going to push them to like, hey, you have to believe what I believe. He just leaves it alone.

You don't trample on their beliefs. You'll push them, but you don't. I don't know. I think that's very. What I think is, is what's the point of having influence if you're going to just suck dick like what Travis Kelty did? Like what? I don't I honestly don't. I honestly don't it's i honestly don't know what the point is do you want to know how i would have responded to that comment

to that guy yeah i probably would have done i probably would have lashed out emotionally like i did on on our competition instagram page some guy like like made a negative comment about one of the workouts and i fucking lashed out on him in the comments and then he was like oh name calling from the event organizer and i was like oh shit that's a bad name calling from the event organizer like dude he was it was a fucking it was a uh yeah a – That's the thing. You have to be fake because you're blah, blah, blah. No, I don't. Fuck that.

I called him out. I was like, relax, boomer. I think that's the comment. That hurts. Not cool. And his last name was Bomar. So I was like, relax, boomer. Look, and even Branstetter remembers Taylor called this dude a boomer.

Oh, shit. And this is the worst part. Will's like in control of the Instagram. So I know that like I'm laying these comments out and he's seeing this and he's going like, oh, stop, stop. Yeah, it's tricky, right? Because you want to draw people in to be like, hey, this is my training program. This is the SMTP training program and but like some people

might be turned off by like your passion for it and it's like fuck it I don't care look at how much of a following what's his face has the fucking Green Beret political dude I forget his fucking name MMA guy Jocko Tim Kennedy he posts political shit all the time.

There's a whole fucking side of the country that's... Yeah. I was going to make a joke, and it wasn't a good one. I'm not alt-right, I swear. Thank you for reframing. Yeah. But anyways, I don't think you have to hide who you are. It's a good way to get nobody actually liking you.

Everybody's okay with you, but nobody gives a fuck about you. I wouldn't want to do it anyway. It would be like having money and not spending it. Like, I want to be able to, like... Yeah. You should never be afraid to share your opinion. Wow. California Bill plans to ban food additives found in Hot Cheetos, Skittles, and more. Red 40?

Don't take Hot Cheetos away. It's probably about time. Dude, I feel like they're – gosh. Yeah, China's like never had Red 40. We're the last country to allow it. It's fucked up. Eat that shit. You know what I just got?

I got a Berkey water filter. You have one Savon Yeah Is it the shit I love mine I love mine I use well water and I've never taken the water After it goes through the Berkey

But the commercials where it shows the lady putting dirty water And cleaning it I'm like fuck And you know that thing's not legal in California It's not No Because california it's not no because it cleans the water too much dude it's fucking this crazy red tape the water has to be between like two i don't remember the exact thing but it has to be between like two metrics why and and it and it takes out too much shit. California's retarded. So to buy it, you got to jump in.

And you want one in California, you got to jump through all these hoops. This is what Lizzie was telling me. And I was like buying supplements. I was like, hey, can you make an Amazon wish list of like the supplements we need, like the creatine, pre-workout, whatever. And she hands me back the Amazon list and it's like fucking $700. And I was like, what the fuck? And there's this Bergy water filter in there. I'm like, all right, I'll buy it.

And you bought it? Yeah, I just fucking bought it. So it's coming in the mail. Which size did you buy? What size? You want a big one? I don't know. You want like a $500 one.

Which one did you get? $700? I don't think it was $700. I think it was the $500 one. Yeah, you want like $400 or $500. And you want the stand. Oh, we're going to put it by the sink. Fuck that. Get the stand. The stand's cool going to put it by the sink. Fuck that.

Get the stand. The stand's cool. Hey, what the fuck is this thing on Dave Castro's Instagram? Are you guys seeing this? Oh, the workouts testing? Yeah, for what? What's that for? For 2024 games.

No way. No, it's for some crossfit. It's for an all-hands meeting. Oh, he's testing a workout for the all-hands meeting. That's how i'm reading that yeah correct all right that's what i got out of it too i still really want to know who matt torres is talking about that's dude see that's the red flag i've gotten confirmation from people in brute that is not about dom right but here's the red flag to me is that he's communicating that way.

I agree 100%. I don't think you say that or put it on Instagram if you don't want to talk about it more. That's a bit of like a, that's like a subtweet. That's like a just say it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think just say who you're talking about and then let's go at it. What do you think, Matt?

I think he's just trying to do it to create some attention. I mean, right? It seems calculated. He seems like a calculated dude. He's about to rebrand all of Brute, right? Hey, did they open that place

in Jackson? Did they find a spot up there? I haven't seen anything. I bet you John Young ends up becoming a Brute athlete. Is that true, John? He is a Brute. Oh, they stole Street Horner from Proven, too, dude. They're doing a whole new program, Body by Street. That's another hoax program.

That's a separate thing altogether. Hoax? It's a hoax program that's a that's a separate thing all together hoax it's a hoax program dude he didn't do any program to get his body the way it is streets of genetics just a freak i know that's the that's the funny thing about shit like that oh my god how come everyone says how come everyone says streets a genetic freak how come no one says he's juiced to the gills i just saw a video of him the other day he has a vein that goes from his fucking wrist up to his fucking like juice to the gills. I just saw a video of him the other day. He has a vein that goes from his fucking wrist up to his fucking... If he's juiced to the gills, you would hope he'd perform a bit better. Oh, okay.

He's kind of like Marcus Philly to me. Like, I think his... He's weak as fuck, too. I think Streets' biggest weakness is... Genetically really, really ripped. Yeah. Oh, it's all Shogun Ogo? He's not a strong lifter at all. He's got a 265 snatch.

It's not Kusip to being strong. But he just doesn't have power either. I was watching him snatch. He's small. He's taller than me. But he's skinny. Right, but what I'm saying is even his power, his hip extension speed and in like

his hip extension is slow and it just looks like drawn out and it's like he has this this really exaggerated pause at the top of his extension before he gets under the bar it's really weird um new ghgs like i'm freaking mugged though hey when's the when's the brute like rebrand come out john i? I have no idea. Dude, did you guys know I had Laura Horvat on the show once? Does she really do? Was that phone call cartoon? I mean, it was small. Look how young she looks here.

She looks like she's 12. Hold on, hold on. Very, very short. I think the run was like 800 meters. She said her son was one of the only kids on a bicycle all the other kids were on tricycles wow yeah it's kind of nuts right and did you like badminton i really like badminton it was like the only thing i was good at were you good i liked it a lot i was it was decent i'd say i don't know. I also competed in...

Oh, this went great. What are we talking about? No, they only came to me before this one. I guess they know that I like rope climbs. That would be great for her. I got to write stuff down when you say stuff that I want to circle back around.

Scary. She needs to come on again. This was fine. What were you asking, Taylor? I can't remember. We should call her right now. What time is it over there? She saved your number now, so we might not get so lucky, huh? Show was over an hour ago.

Don't call me. Oh, shit shit i feel like i just looked up and it was an hour total no bro this is a long one i agree by the way jeremy she is hot she she looks fine right there that's some 80s talk she's fine have you watched the dracula thing on netflix it's like a series. It's three parts. It's fun, but she sounds just like the girl. There's a girl who plays Ben Halsing and she has the exact same accent.

It's been killing me to figure out who she sounds like. She could be a vampire. Laura could be a vampire. Yeah. Hey, where'd Trish go she's dead she's dead she did she died in a trailer park accident does anyone do any does anyone know who she who that was does anyone figure that out i still think it's you no one figured it out

accusing each other closer and closer in the circle huh idea of having a fake account in the comments is wonderful to me like i'm just over here typing hey what's up yeah i'm just telling people in the chat to go fuck themselves tossing hardball questions at the guests from the chat oh and here's another good one oh my god uh that's what what size cup are you oh that's totally inappropriate i can't believe that person Oh, and here's another good one from Greg. Oh, my God. What size cup are you? Oh, that's totally inappropriate. I can't believe that person asked that in the comments.

Giving you softballs the whole time? All right. See you guys Sunday. Okay, bye. Bye.