The Sevan Podcast - CrossFit Semifinals EAST | Event 6 Recap

Episode Date: May 21, 2023

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Streaming on Disney Plus this Friday. Killing this shit. Team pride. Yeah, the B team's destroying where the fuck is john young uh welcome taylor self uh from self-made training program congratulations tyler watkins hello brian spin hello mr suza hello taylor are you in on the uh continent which is the home of the great michelle bass and a the the home of the human race? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Where you told me in a text message earlier that, yes,

my shitty genetics came from that comment also. Because I appreciated that. Is that where you are? Yeah, Johannesburg. Your picture quality is great. Damn, crazy. I thought it was going to be really bad, but I think the Wi-Fi here is pretty good, dude.

The load shedding is insane. during during the podium ceremony the lights just fucking come out oh really yeah but what's crazy is how good of a job not you know not to suck their dick but i came in with like low expectations because michelle had a really bad experience that year and i think that part of that was like on her own mental approach like going in she was in a bad headspace but they did an incredible job dude especially for them like having to foot the bill themselves i just they killed it the renegade games those guys from fittest in cape town did a good job and never know the thing is hillers we've been talking about the judging mistakes from north america east all weekend and there have been no

major mistakes here like you know good athletes are going to get away with little things in every event but there have been no big mistakes it was they crushed it i i to be honest with you i think it's been pretty damn good in the uh northeast also the only shame is is that we we can't get a clear answer on why um carone and mr fox corgi foxtail got pulled out dude did you see the wad zombie post yeah yeah i did i did uh i got a question for you okay hold on one second let's just let me jerk myself off here a second uh ken walters i was just watching the event three podcast and i have to say the greatest line in the history of all podcasts anywhere aired on planet earth is uh when seven said rich could walk through a pile of shit and flowers would grow.

Thank you. He does have special, just observational facts. Okay, go ahead, Mr. Taylor. Do you think Trish is actually Trish or do you think she's just a bad dude? Because I posted a poll and I tried to get her to FaceTime me and Will, but she wouldn't do it.

Yeah, I have no idea. I would be so disappointed if the mystery was ever cleared up well you're connor trish the fish now trish the catfish i do think trish is older i think trish is definitely at least my age or older like she just knows or he just knows stuff she knows she knows stuff yeah yeah because there's also stuff she doesn't know like yeah like context clues things that i'm like you should know this if you're young yeah yeah uh oh and i really did like trisha's post today of that hotel room that was crazy i don't know oh my god that looks like a hotel i stayed at colorado dude and there was a homeless guy in the stairwell dude it was fucking crazy dude it's called the

millennium harvest and if you're a millennium harvest house whatever you're ever in colorado boulder don't fucking stay there will you go back to africa uh next year i'm gonna be competing in north america east next year so what i'm trying to figure out now is like a game plan for me and michelle and i talked to jr a little bit but we'll try to expand the team a little bit and she'll be in a much better spot next year too a lot fitter and have a lot more confidence and so hopefully we can come up with a game plan that allows both of us to compete all right so so that's uh really what i was wondering if like the trip scarred you in any way like it was too long of a flight or you got there and you got mugged at the

airport or anything crazy like that. Dude, I was, you fucking assholes made me so nervous. Oh good. And I was really, really scared of the flight, but the flight wasn't that bad actually. I haven't slept like at all, but other than that, I think that's partial jet lag, partial nerves from the weekend, but no, it's been a good experience.

All right. Word. Okay. Incredible events. Let's go over any of the leaderboards updated yet. Can we go over to the women's leaderboard? the weekend but no it's been a good experience all right word uh okay uh incredible events let's go over any of the leaderboards updated yet can we go over the women's leaderboard women's is updated men's is not okay let's go to the women's and uh let's go take a look and see what happened at the bubble uh mr spin anything immediately that jumps out at you that we need to know can you cruise down to the bubble around the 10th place? There's a lot of movement, like my last comment. Wow, Anika Barriere and Shelby. Can you make this a little bit smaller just so we can see a little bit more?

Yeah, so Amanda Fisher dropped all the way down to 16th. Kira Napoli, who was in contention, she's down in 17th. Lexi Neely is down in 18th. Man, is Brooke going to be able to pull it out? I don't think so. Brooke, no. no okay so let's talk about that really quick uh brooke wells is in 19th place with 285 points in order to uh uh be in go to the games she needs to be in 11th place which is 323 points which puts that what is that 15 plus 23 38 that puts her 38 points out of contention so it is doable yeah it is but lexi neely napoli fisher zweck prevo wasney neil she has to be that

much better than all of those girls too like she has to get first and hope none of those girls do well at all. It's just like – it's so many places. It's not the points. It's just the – there's so many people. Are they taking – are they taking – okay, 11. Wow. Let me just – let me say one more thing here real quick to put things in context for those of you who can't see the scoreboard. And there's 11 girls going from this semifinals to the CrossFit Games.

So for everyone else, it's going to be retirement until next year. But listen to the scores. Annika Guerrero, 323. Shelby Neal, 315. Ashley Wozni, 314. Carolyn Prevost, 308. Jordan Sweck, 307. That's basically one, two, 3, 4, 5 girls

All basically In a three way tie for 11th place This is going to be Are they all going to be in the same heat? No Yes they will be Are they not resorting? All the way to Anika I mean if there are six heats it's 20 through 10

So 20 through 11 So it's all the way to Anika That last spot is going to be there oh wow so the second so that fifth heat's going to be a fucking it's going to be something to watch so what i'm wondering in this last in the top 11 right now who struggles on the next workout fee anika who else do you see and Anika in particular. Why do you say that? What's the next workout? It's really nothing crazy high skilled.

It's just a savage. It's a power output. Where was the sticking point, Taylor, in Africa? Let's look at the workout really quick. Who could do 20 toes tomorrow? I'm broken three times. Let's look at the workout just really quick, guys, so everyone can be at the scooter.

Three rounds for time, 15 cows on the echo bike, 20 toes to bar, a 60-foot sandbag carry, three rounds, or 10 calories on the echo bike if you have a vagina, and then the weights for the sandbag are 150 for the dudes and… It's 200 for guys, 150 for female. And 200 for the dudes and and it's 200 for guys 150 for female and 200 for the boys okay that's not very heavy if it was 150 100 but 200 150s yeah okay back to the question what was the sticking point yeah well i think in this field uh the girls who are qualifying for the games are going to push the bike hard and build each round and keep the toes of arm broken the sticking point is going to push the bike hard and build each round and keep the toes of the bottom broken. The sticking point is going to be who can push the first two rounds and then have something to finish with on the end. You know, I don't know that many of these girls, if any, will break.

I'm sure there will be some breaks in the final round, but it really comes down to it's like it's a six minute, not a six minute workout, but it's a it's a four minute workout. And if it's a four minute workout not a six minute workout, but it's a, it's a four minute workout. And if it's a four minute workout, it's not a dead sprint. And so there's some element of pacing and there's going to be a lot of pressure on a lot of these girls, just like there was in Africa. And the challenge with Michelle was telling her to just look, you have a game plan and we have a game plan. You have to stick to it. And the girl who was ahead of her or was back by one point flew out of the

gate and then fell apart in the last round. And Michelle was behind her for the first two rounds, and that's pretty nerve-wracking. And that's how a lot of girls in this heat or the fifth heat are going to feel. It's like, wow, do I have the experience? Do I have the confidence? Do I have the trust in my game plan to be behind someone who I know I need to beat for two rounds?

Or am I going to fuck myself and go out hot? And then you fall apart too. I think more than anything, it's not necessarily about, I think the bike pace and the toes to bar matter the most. All these girls are going to carry the sandbag on broken. That's just going to get your heart rate up, but who can, who can have the energy on the third round to push and finish strong. Um, and that just comes down to an element of pacing. That's kind of hard to articulate and really unique to each athlete. Uh, I think we're all happy. Uh, if, if the events were over right now and we took the top 11 here, I think we would all be happy. They're all names we recognize. They're all, uh, people that we're fans of, uh, Emma carry three at five Oh seven. And then Daniel

Brandon, only three points behind her. I don't believe Daniel Brandon when she says she just wants to qualify. I don't believe that for a fucking second, and I think she wants to beat Emma Carey, and I think Emma Carey wants to beat Daniel Brandon. I love it. They both train out of the brute camp over there. It is going to be fascinating. I promise you I will do everything in my power to get both of them on the podcast and Matt Torres before the games to figure out what the fuck is going on over there.

Amanda Barnhart third place, then Emma Lawson, who possibly has an injury on her shoulder. There's speculation of that and actually some confirmation from the 205-pound snatch yesterday. Then Paige Powers, huge favorite of the podcast. Alexis Raptus, also a favorite. Seventh place, Fee Sagafi. Gentlemen, Mr. Spinn, is Fee

secure in seventh place with 373 points? I think she's fine, but she's not safe. Mr. I think she'll be fine. If she goes on broken on the toes, the bar, I don't think any of the women behind her are going to beat her by 50 points.

And that's what would have to happen. I don't go ahead. Go ahead, Taylor. I was just going to say, I don't know that we'll see, but I, but I don't even think that's necessary. A break on toes to bar is so fast and yes, the workout in totality is fast, but your bike pace at the end, if it just falls off, you're done. 10 cows though. You don't think they're going to have a 10 cow sprint. You always have a 10

cow sprint left in the chamber. Oh, no, no, dude. Not, I don dude. I don't believe that. Not at this workout. I think the best will, but I don't think Fee's not in the same league as Emma Carey aerobically. The power that Emma Carey can put out at the end of the workout is different. I just don't. We'll see.

I agree with that, but I'm saying the women behind Fee would have to beat her by 50 points. And it's not a super impressive crowd. I think she's better than those girls behind her. That's a good point. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

In that context, for sure. I think the only person maybe who's better than her is Paige Semenza. She will fall, but she won't fall out of 11. I think that's what everybody's trying to say. Who wants to sing Sidney Wells' praise? Someone needs to explain to anyone who doesn't know what a fucking stud she is for making it this far. Anyone? If you just don't look at her muscle-ups, she is doing –

You just don't look at her muscle-ups. I mean, dude, she's not even – I don't look at her i do i mean dude she's not even i don't even view her as a crossfitter i view her as a fucking track athlete who had a superstar superstar sister in the sport who's come over here put in three or four years of work and been like wow shit i did it i mean that last workout is nuts that she took 12th place nuts she uh she took a last place virtually and it's probably going to make the games with a last place. That's unreal. So she can't do a fucking muscle-up, but she's got it.

It's crazy. Think about that. That's pretty darn insane. I don't remember the last time somebody took a last place and still made the games. And if I was out of center, I would use this. Yeah, that's funny. She was trying, center, I would use this. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. She was trying, dude. She was really trying.

Oh, okay. I don't give a fuck about that, dude. Are you kidding me? Pedro, with a very, very astute observation, of the four twins, the Panchecks, her and Brooke, she was the last I expected to do well as she has. Yeah, it is remarkable, guys. It is a, it's as remarkable as, uh, her making it is as, as remarkable or more than, uh, Brooke not making it. I think. I got to read this comment. I got to read this comment. Luke Parker. First off,

I'm not retiring. Do you ever ask me that? No. Uh, second question. Luke Parker is an example of what squat depth standard should be.ke parker squat is textbook his last overhead squats and men i know we're not in the men yet but i'm really happy for that guy yeah well okay we'll get there me too we'll get there we have uh two more minutes with the girls uh scroll down a little bit more uh sydney wells is sort of guarding uh everything uh below her she is uh from her down it could get weird sy Sydney Wells, Paige, Semenza, Carolyn Stanley, Annika Greer. What Shelby Neal up? I really want to get on the Shelby Neal train. I don't want to invest any more energy into her until she makes it to the games. What does she have to do to make it in that last workout?

What's her sticking point? What should we watch? She's got to beat Annika greer and carolyn stanley and i think she can is it going to be on the bag you think she's little right shelby's i don't think she'll have a sticking point i think she'll be fine shelby's shelby's also really strong and and man she's so fit and i don't see quite a sticking point on this workout and she's also very very level-headed so i think if there's any competitor on the cut line who has a chance to pace herself correctly to beat everyone else that she needs to it's her um uh yeah you scroll down a little bit more give me like uh 16 through 25 16 through yeah give me 16 through 25 uh uh can someone is there anyone down here you see that just fucking can win it?

Can Daniel Peran summons that strength and win this workout and put on a quick 100 points? I think of those names, I know Kalista pretty well, and I think this will be maybe potentially her best workout of the weekend. I could see it being better than a sixth place. She's got a crazy engine and a really good ability to hurt, but I don't think where she's at, it's enough.

Okay. For sure. Not enough, but I think she can, we'll have her best finish of the weekend. So potentially a top five. Uh, boys time to pick a winner.

Uh, Mr. Can we go back to the workout and look at the workout one more time? Mr. Spin, uh, who do you got on the women's side amanda barnhart wow tyler come back uh taylor taylor i got emma carrie for this final event john young

i kind of agree with taylor i think emma carrie's gonna make a statement with this one and i don't think that she, someone in the comments said she'll go out fast and die. I think she's way too level-headed. She's probably one of the most cool calm, collected competitors, at least from her interviews and the way she portrays herself. I could,

I can see her winning this workout. Yeah. I love Emma Carey. I'm just picking her because I want her to win. And I hope she beats Danielle as well. And I'm not afraid to say that. I like badly. You douchebag

And then recite the scripture to her When she gets to the finish line Yeah If she says the same scripture though I ain't got her back She better come up with some new shit Tell Danielle she needs fucking Jesus Fair

Don't we all Give her a little New Testament Bible at the finish line. That's what I hope happens. Okay, Tyler. Enough fucking time. What the fuck? Lawson. I think Lawson beats Carrie in this.

Oh, my God. Miss Broken Elbow? Dude. She's doing it. You don't need an elbow for this. You guys are savage. I got Daniel, Brandon, and first. Amanda Barnhart, second.

And Peran for third. And what about the other chick that I've been calling the Colton Mertens of – Androzenic. Yeah, I could watch her all day. I love her. Does she have any chance? Where is she at? I would love it if she made it to the –

No. No, fuck. 24th. Damn. She's a specimen, man. Okay. Do you think Anika falls? Do you think Anika loses her spot?

Yep. Anika, sorry. I think Shelby's going to get it. I don't know, man. I don't... Barry McCockner. You want to make that pick? I'm going to say Shelby Neal.

Fuck. I like Shelby a lot, and she's a North Carolina native. Who would you pick? Who are you going to say Shelby Neal. I like Shelby a lot. She's a North Carolina. Who would you pick? Who are you going to pick besides her? Between her and Anika? No, no, no. Those like four people that we were around that are around there.

Yeah, Anika is one of them. And I feel I believe that this is a great workout for Anika. We have to switch to the boys. Sorry. Daniel Brandon's nipple bars are going to slow her down i do not approve of the nipple uh piercings because i think that it fucks with like your energy field having metal in there you know like you have this you got to go to raw's site to understand it but i i don't approve of of nose rings near the cranium i don't approve of nipple rings or or belly button ring i think it it. I think she's – if she doesn't win the games this year, Danielle,

I'm blaming that. It's not rated fully too. It's like smoking weed through aluminum foil. Yeah, thank you. I don't have any real proof. Hey, did you used to make the pipe with the pencil? You take aluminum foil, melt it, do it around a pencil? No, a fucking Expo marker.

You need a little bit fatter so you can put like at least we only had two more minutes on the women but we got time for aluminum foil okay all right good job thank you ty let's go down to the bubble take us down to the bubble let's go spencer okay right on oh my is this updated yep my God. Sprague's going to beat Spencer in this final. This is such a good workout for him. Yeah, top 12 go, though. Oh, top 12. Yeah.

Okay, what was the workout again? It was an upper for both of them. 15-calorie echo bike for men, 20 toes to bar, 60-foot barehead carry with a 200-pound sandbag. Okay, so the echo bike, no problem for Sprague. What happens with the toes to bar? He's amazing at toes to bar. Okay, toes to bar, good, check. And then that

sandbag. I know he's a big man, but will it fold him over or anything weird like that? He's got long arms and long legs, which really pays on the sandbag. Oh, s***. Introducing TD Insurance for Business, with customized coverage options for your business. Because at TD Insurance,

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He's part of that Brute camp, and you look how well Dallin paces his workouts and Sprague as well. I mean, really, all the Brute athletes have great pacing. I think that's a testament to Matt Torres. So I believe here's Sprague. Do you guys see the problem for everyone, for Spencer and James? I see him in there. Huge problem. Yeah.

Benoit Boulanger? No, he's in 16th place, dude. That dude's going to win the workout. No, he's not. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. Even if he could, he's 40. I think Evan Rodgers has a better chance of beating.

I think Evan Rodgers beats Tyler Cristofal in that workout. No, Tyler Cristofal is going to get 100 points. Tyler, do you want to make a wager? He's great on the echo bike. He's going to be great at toes-to-bar, and he's a fucking hunk of a man. He's going to manhandle that. You think Tyler Cristofal is going to beat Roman in this workout? Yes, yes.

That fucked me up a little bit, though. That hurt. That put me on my heels a little bit. I don't think anyone – you think Roman beats Jason? No way. I think Roman, Hopper, and Sprague is going to be an amazing race. I think it's probably Jason, Roman, Sprague. Or maybe Jason.

I wouldn't be shocked if Adler wins this event, though. Because I don't – Yes. Yes. I'm telling you. I would not be shocked. I don't think he will, but I bet he's a lot closer than you think. I don't, I don't think he won't be close, but I don't think he's, ah, I don't know, man. And this workout five seconds is not close. Oh, okay. Okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I understand. I understand what you're saying. I say, I say he's within five seconds. Okay. I agree with that. Does anyone know about... Pat McCrotch says, does anybody know the story behind Daniel Brandon's friend who owned a CF gym and was in a thruple? Yes. I have intimate first-hand knowledge of that story.

Thank you for asking. Were you part of a thruple? Were you the one that talked, dude? Were you the one that tagged? Yeah. Okay. That was a first-hand answer. Call me later, Pat McCrotch.

Okay. What is – real quick, not too much time on this guy because he's going to get so much time later in the year. Let's go to the very top, Jeffrey Adler. Has he got his middle fingers up in the air with a 40-point lead with Hopper and Dallin and Roman there? I mean, yeah, he's my competitor. Say it again.

He's one. I said no to the middle fingers. That was just me being derogatory towards another middle finger athlete. But anyways, yeah, he's wow, he's killing people. No, he's I think he's going to podium.

John, you're saying that like you think he's... You don't want to say you think it's blasphemy, but let me help you. You think he's going to beat Medeiros. I'm not going to say he's going to beat Medeiros. I think Medeiros better be watching. Yeah, Jeffrey is making a statement here, right? These tests are real, Taylor? These are good tests this is yeah i do believe they're great tests and i

think how run biased it is to a degree and the fact that he's doing as well as he is is a testament to how far he's come i will say jeffrey adler has a history of performing really really well at semifinals and then underperforming almost at the games. So I'm apt to say that he'll beat Medeiros. But we'll say this. If his fitness from here takes the leap that it needs to as a games athlete from now into the CrossFit Games, I think he has a very good shot of beating Medeiros. I just don't know.

And he's been taking leaps. He's been getting better every single year. That's why I'm like – But is he getting more better, or is he getting better at a rate that's faster than like but is it but is but is he getting more better or is he getting better at a rate that's faster than madaris gets better madaris doesn't get better he just stays the fifth best at everything i don't know dude we we will see we will see hey can you think of any sport where you're competing against your um uh your opponent and you can't see where they're at can you think of any any uh football no mma paralympics non-site division dude oh right right this is this this

i don't we are so if you think for a second that you're smart and you and you enjoyed this weekend you're a fucking idiot and here's why let me explain to you the fact that we have a runner where the athletes can't see where the other fucking runners are that they are competing against themselves makes this a non-sport i'm sorry it just it's complete fucking idiocy it is i was rattling my brain what what i guess you can when you're when you're in a glory hole you can't see who's sucking your dick other than that i cannot fucking think of anything how can you not see where your competitor is how are you supposed to push yourself oh we have the torque tank and we have a foot race where you can't see where the other guy is isn't that cool it is it's wrong guys it's wrong the whole premise of CrossFit is that we're the machines.

And now five of the seven events have fucking machines at this fucking event? There used to be a word in the 80s we would give for this. You can't say it anymore. What is that? I'm not even saying it. I don't say it on the show. But it's fucking crazy. I don't know what word you're talking about.

I know. There's a couple words I don't say. Some people know. Someone will say it in the comments come on comments I have too many gay friends to say the word now it's the G word dude

it ends with a Y that's not the 80s though it's too simple it was so simple we couldn't even think of it that's like 10 years ago it is crazy he needs the word DeL yeah it is it is retarded as the delorean yes fucking steel car delorean fuck okay um uh taylor self uh who give me give me give me three i'm not letting anyone off easy this time three to take this event yeah please uh top three one two put in order please jason roman sprague uh jason uh roman sprague okay that's an easy pick for this workout though

to be honest okay yeah there's three kind of front runners uh go ahead uh mr uh watkins jason uh roman and i'm gonna be different and say Dallin Wow that hurts I really need you guys all to love Sprague I'm going to come back for the next show I'm surprised you didn't say Saxon That's an inside joke That's an inside joke Go ahead Mr. Young

I'm going to say Roman's going to win it Hopper on second And then Adler third Oh okay I like it Mr. Spinn I'd say Roman's going to win it, Hopper on second, and then Adler third. Oh, okay. I like it. I like it. Mr. Spin.

I'm going to go with Hopper, Cornwallier, and Sprague. I'm going to go with Tyler Christofal. Mass. James Sprague, Luke Parker. One, two, three. Mayhem, triple. Is that? No, Sprague's a brute. Sprague, sorry. Sprague, Luke Parker. One, two, three. Mayhem, triple. Is that? No, Sprague's a brute. Sprague, sorry.

Sprague's a brute. So does anyone here think that Sprague's not going to the games? No, I think he's done it. And I'm super impressed because at the beginning of the weekend, I didn't think he would. He's murdered it. Yeah. I'm happy for him, too.

I think he's going to's murdered it. I'm happy for him, too. I think he's going to have home runs at the games. Sevan Giardina. Sevan looks like a samurai warrior. Well, that's better than Steven Seagal, which I've gotten a few times. Jason Hopper, Samuel Cornwallier, and Roman. Do you have a dog, Sevan? I have two dogs. What kind? They're huge. I have a South African Borbal.

Yeah, I do. You ever seen one of those? No, I do. Do you really? Yeah. Did you see one of those when they're there? It's savage. It is a scary fucking dog.

I'm going to Google search it. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a very scary dog. And it's basically like a 150-pound pipple. Yeah, it's like that. Whoa. You don't have one of those, dude. Yeah, mine's lean, though pipple yeah it's like that whoa you don't have those dude yeah mine's lean though mine's not fat like that mine's a savage yeah that's crazy i respect you know i thought you were gonna say some dumb little fucking word from the 80s type of dog

well and i have a chihuahua basenji mix the two worst the two worst breeds of all time. That's true. They truly are. Chihuahua and Basenji are just horrible dogs. Yeah. They're four kids. That's a child. Yeah.

No, they don't sleep in the bed with me, but it's a lot of dog. It requires a lot of alphane. Why are people picking Tyler? What is wrong with you all? What is – what's the deal? We go back to event seven in three minutes, right? Yeah. First heat of women will start.

And then we're over. If anyone wants to call in and ask Taylor any questions, personal questions about Africa, they can in our last three minutes here. in our last three minutes here. It looks like the women's final heat will be at 325. No, no. 335 Eastern time. Oh, that's awesome. That's kind of weird. They did that. The men go first?

I think they do that sometimes. They'll do the last heat of the men and women. No. No? No. The men got no break at all and the women get two hours of break wow we had four hours the patriarchy uh okay i think we should schedule what are we currently scheduled for uh mr suza 9 p.m., right? 1.45. Oh.

So it should actually be 12.45, right? No. 1.45. 1.45 p.m. No, 12.45 should be it. It ends at 3.35 Eastern. I said 12.45. Yes.

Holy cow. That is so nice. Okay. So we will be back here in two hours, two hours and 15 minutes for the final word. Taylor, where are you staying in Johannesburg? Do not give out that information. Yeah, I'm not going to. The women are going first, Ryan, Stan. They switched up the schedule from what they gave the athletes initially. Hey, Trish, how about you call in?

Have some fucking balls, Trish. Trish, don't do it. I do want to show you this, what I saw, if I can find the – oh, here it is. I found this. You guys know who Jeff Birchfield is in the comments? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jeffrey Birchfield is a good dude. I met him at the Rogue Invitational. He was at the Fitness Experience too. He volunteers a lot for those things. He's a cool guy.

I found this video of him. Any of you who have never seen Jeff, I found this video of him. This is at his birthday. Shut the fuck up. 225 body weight. 270 on the bar. It's my birthday. Shut the fuck up. I'm 25. 270 on the bar.

It's my birthday. 73 years old. There goes nothing. Look at Jeff. I didn't expect him to be so burly. That's so fucking bad. The Beatles. The Beatles.

There goes nothing. Look at it. Jeffrey 270 73 years old look at him all right is he gonna hit this rep or what oh he's got a pussy pat on the bar yeah Jeff anyway that's about the demographic of the typical listener dude that picture will took oh my god fucking die dude when oh that was in africa the guy with the with the cell phone yeah that was in the venue he said when seven says i'm sending people to the event to live stream fuck that was hilarious uh kenneth the lab not cool man not cool it's only not cool because jeff's not here and i'm gonna have to do it again when jeff's here. Okay.

What was I going to say? Something about Jeff? I forget. Okay. Anyway, we will see you guys. Is there anything else? No? All right.

Taylor, thanks for coming on. Tyler, Young, Spin, Caleb, Mr. Stuzo. Will you guys all be back in two hours? Yep. I should be. I'm probably 15 minutes late. Okay. And all of you people who didn't contribute for the first two days of this event

who want to come on for the last show, you can fuck off. No, don't come on. Okay. Bye-bye.