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huh? Thanks, Kerry. BAM! We're live. Whew!
Minute five, wait, where was it?
Where was it?
Amateur hour, yes, that's for sure.
Wait, there was another one in here.
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Good morning, Lisegall.
Good morning.
Uh, I've been, uh,
getting sick doesn't help, not to mention the holidays upon us.
I've been dealing with something too. Just like
mucous I don't know what it is but
Triple down on the vitamin C. I took a rest day yesterday
I never do a rest day just spent like three hours in the garden trimming back rose bushes. I
Never take a rest day I'm gonna start that's gonna be start with my new thing to old man rest day take a rest day
once a week try to stay away from
slinging the
Waits, okay
Quick note
Quick note do not
Do not
Under any circumstances contact my sponsors and talk shit about
me do not do not
do not do that because that really what ends up happening is you do that and then I find out and then
I and then I I want to talk about it because it makes for such good drama.
So do not do that.
You have to understand.
Remember like I scrape by every month with my finances but I also am wealthy enough to
fill up my gas tank whenever I want and buy avocados so I can go scorch earth at
any time so do not do that and all sorts of fucking crazy people will get like
I'm like a I'm like a little baby Godzilla I'll just fucking go scorch
earth on fucking everybody no
no you should Patrick you should still get the exerciser code 7
oh I just learned that term the other day oh give us the T what happened
no the black dragon says I'm Pinocchio I lying. I don't know what you're talking about.
But I don't know what... tell me what I'm lying about and I'll tell you if it's true.
If it's true that I'm lying. No, I'm not... no scorch earth this morning.
But just don't do that. Because it... I mean, I like it in the sense that it's like... it
makes for a great, you know, I mean so if someone does that
Then it's something that I can do like five minutes a day every day for like a week
But it's just fucked up because so many fucking it's just like just crazy
I know it actually kind of stress. It actually stresses some people out
who get torched and
out who get torched and it's not fair right because when the show's over you're still going to be in the fucking rumble all sorts of people will be in the rumble but I'll be
outside like cutting rose bushes and shit people be sending tech me text messages are
you okay I'll be like what are you talking about so do not contact do not do not contact. Do not, do not contact my sponsors and say shit like,
why do you sponsor the Sevan Podcast?
Do not do that.
Do not, please do not do that.
For your, for everyone's sake, for all your friends sake, for everyone around.
Just, there's this place where all the pedophiles hang out.
I mean, all the pedophiles.
Just crazy verbal diarrhea. People who don't have access to their whole cranium
They're only in their feelings and their desires to fucking
Diddle little boys. It's called reddit go over there and just do your thing
Just go over to reddit and just do your thing
Good morning, mr. Lang Audrey. Hi, keeping it real grant. Hi all you guys Jody Lynn. Hi
So don't be cool everyone be cool
Be cool
make a
if you don't like me just make a post on Instagram talking about what a douche I am or head over to pedoland and and like there's a
Someone told me that there's a whole thread yesterday from yesterday's show talking about how drunk Greg was on a drunk rampage
Go over there
The fucking guy is someone's like hey, I read on reddit that Greg was drunk on your show yesterday
It's like oh, I didn't sense that at all. They're like they said he was wearing sunglasses
I'm like he was at the fucking beach in costa rica
He gave one of the fucking most intellectually dense
fucking monologues I've ever heard him on the show. How the fuck would he have been drunk?
Uh can we guess who he think it is? You won't guess. You won't guess. It's it's it's someone obscure. It's someone obscure. I mean you can guess but it's someone obscure. I mean, you can guess, but it's someone obscure.
Yeah, it just came out of Greg's mouth.
It was crazy.
I mean, he had some runs.
He had some runs.
I don't know why haters watch this show, but I want to say
something to you guys if you are haters, just so like, I don't
know.
I don't know if this is going to do any good.
But if like you're a 27 year old person you have no idea what it's like
you have no idea what it's like to have 69 years or whatever number of years
Greg has and he has 10 kids and he's lived a insanely full life that there's whole remember there's whole
corners of his life you don't even know and remember when he started CrossFit he couldn't
rub two nickels together and he lived in a one-bedroom house with this kid and his wife
and he rode his bike to work and he is the son of one of the smartest men who ever walked
the planet and he's truly a remarkable people and don't forget the cast of one of the smartest men who ever walked the planet and
He's truly a remarkable people and don't forget the cast of characters. He drew around him during the early days of CrossFit and
So when you get stuck in your feelings you have to remember Greg's the kind of guy who can you know
Can I be you know be at the aquarium and he'll see two penguins hugging and he'll get tears in his eyes
Right. So he has deep empathy, but he also has a massive logical
intellectual section of his brain too and he can traverse between both of them and
So if yeah coach glassman fucks ten kids. Yeah, he fucks for sure
and so if you're, you just have to remember that.
I know the Lazar situation is sensitive to people. You know, people like you get in your emotions and
you empathize with it and you see Lazar die and you just imagine your brother or your sister die.
But also remember there's a huge intellectual part of a brain too, a logical part of the brain.
When you can't fucking traverse that whole thing, just take a deep breath and just know.
I saw Moana 2 the other day with my kids.
Stupidest fucking movie.
All movies have been ruined for me because it's just a propaganda film supporting open
borders.
It is fucking horrible.
And yet I cried three times and my kids were laughing at me.
But never once for a second did I think the movie was real.
No they don't.
Why would sponsors give any thoughts to the ill comments they knew you before the partnership?
Yeah, 100%. And they don? They knew you before the partnership. Yeah, a hundred percent and they don't
But that's the thing. That's another reason why it's like stupid to go after my sponsor
That's another reason why it's stupid to go talk to them
Especially especially if you work for an just imagine just imagine this
You work for another company and from that company's
You work for another company and from that company's
Email or Instagram you contact one of my sponsors putting your company in jeopardy of the spotlight of this show It's like it's like agents who hate me. It's like
You may hate me. But like if you represent ten athletes that would be fucking horrible
for you to talk shit about me because then you put yourself in a position where you represent those
people and then all those people could get the ill effects of it you know what
I mean no not wooly no wooly doesn't I don't think wooly calls my sponsors he
just calls dawn and Tattles.
Oh, you want to hear a funny Wooly story?
It's not actually about Wooly. This is fucking, this is fucking hilarious. You guys are gonna love this shit.
You guys are gonna absolutely love this shit.
This, I, I, by the way, I don't have access to the 7 On Podcast Instagram. You guys have to know that.
That's why that account has over 20,000 followers or whatever.
They do not, I do not have access to that.
I don't see the DMs.
They don't let me anywhere near it.
If I ask them to post something on it, it has to be approved.
Like they do not want me the theys.
Suza, Suza and Will andaleb do not want me fucking that account up
Okay, here we go this is this came to the seven instagram from morning chaka
Uh, hi sevan, uh, our writer emily beers reached out to you through dm, but maybe it got lost in the shuffle
Oh does she mean like my personal DM?
First of all I cannot stand Emily Beers and the main reason why is she
um I mean there's lots of reasons she's attacked CrossFit for so many
years and I think she's a fucking shit writer and a bad person
I think she's a bad human being and when Greg did the 10-year affiliate gathering in Whistler
There was a
It was affiliate to have been affiliates for 10 years and an affiliate stood up and asked Greg a question about like
I'm just making this up. I don't remember the exact question, but it was something like,
Hey, why don't you have areas so that gyms don't move open up next to each other? Because it fucks our business. And
Greg launched into that affiliate owner, what do you care if someone opens next door to you? If you're providing good
service and you're a good coach, you should be getting clients." And Emily wrote the story, and that story, she basically said that Greg was being an
asshole to the guy or fucking the guy up or whatever.
But that conversation actually then lasted another 30 minutes.
An affiliate owner in a room with 400 other affiliates and Greg had a discussion that
lasted 30 minutes, but she portrayed it like it was a 30-second conversation and it was it was it was
just a complete fucking lie it was actually a beautiful moment and that
affiliate owner actually came around to see Greg's point it was just a hit piece. She's a fraud. She's a charlatan of a reporter.
It says, we are running a story titled, Rival Podcasters John Woolley and Sevan Matosian.
What the fuck is the definition of rival? Rival. Rival.
I didn't even know Morning Chalk Up was still around.
Who the fuck looks at that?
Why would you?
A person or thing competing with another for the same object or superiority in the same
field.
I am not a rival of John Woolies.
I am not.
I've never once thought of myself as competing against.
I didn't even know he had a fucking podcast. Oh
Yes, I did kettlebells and cocktails. I would not consider that I would not consider that a podcast
At most I would consider that a
place where we see a
Grown man who is smart talk to dumb girls at best
I don't think John Wooley is
dumb by any means
But it's like it's almost like he's talking to to
To junior high girls on there.
And there's no takes on that show.
I think the strongest take on that show was when Danny Spiegel called me homeless.
Said I looked homeless.
Which I don't.
Maybe a little.
Uh, we are running a story titled rival podcasters, John Williams, Seva, I'm a toasting go head
to head in the 2025 CrossFit open that highlights the charity challenge.
There's listen, there's no fucking charity challenge.
Listen, I say this with peace and love.
I was doing the open.
He was trying to get people not to do the open.
He denies that.
He's fucking retarded if he thinks that that's true.
He then had some epiphany that he claims he had about the potency of CrossFit and how
it helped him and his father.
And so he decided to do the open.
And then he said he got the idea that if he beats me, I have to
give him $500 and if I beat him he gives me $500 or something like that.
I mean when Marston was running next to Matt Fraser holding the camera was he challenging Matt Fraser?
Sevan's already written the check
Listen I'm trying
I'm trying I'm truly inspired by this
would you like to provide any questions or insights in the addition of what of
insights in the addition of what of
Addition to what you said on your show. Yeah, you guys are fucking assholes at the morning chalk up liars cowards
pussies
Leeches vultures
Woke racist homophobic
Divisive bitches, that's what I like to add to it.
You guys are the most, you guys are the epitome of fucking Psy-op racism scumbaggery.
You don't, you don't, you don't accept, you don't accept anyone but your own.
You don't accept anyone but your own.
That's it.
You hate men and your misandrists. You hate men. And you hate women, misogynists. You hate humans.
I'm surprised you guys haven't run an article yet that says,
breathing on planet Earth causes global warming.
So, there's that.
That's it.
And the barbell spin is ten times bigger than you and it's being fucking run by a guy who
fucking homeschools his fucking kids, is a fucking extremely successful businessman and
great father.
By himself. extremely successful businessman and great father by himself
with a fucking uh and does a podcast with the neanderthal and tyler uh wadkins
no i want to see it anyone see the new superman teaser in here no i want to see it i fucking think superman's the best. I hate it when they ruin Superman movies. Sevan, get Folo on the pod. I reached out to her and right away,
something happened where, I don't know. I don't know what happened, but I reached out to her.
Maybe she'll come on. I forget what she said. Maybe after Christmas
or something. me Batman is not better but I do not know how Batman got so big there's a
great um there's a great there's a great moment that's really touching in one of the Batmans. I wonder if it's considered blasphemous by you guys.
But they basically take a line from the Bible and they talk about how whoever Superman's dad is,
and he's standing there, he's in outer space with his arms open like this.
And he's standing there. He's in outer space with his arms open like this
And it's batman's father's voice talking about how he gave his only son to save earth it's a it's a it's a fucking powerful scene
Oh, you think batman's got a huge hog
Wow
Hiller's still in the sauna with Folo.
I wanted to show you a, um,
uh, textbook museum quality specimen example of what I'm concerned about regarding Regarding...
Where is it? Circumcision? No. You guys want to watch a circumcision video?
Where is that Bernie Sanders clip?
I'll just start at the bottom. Hopefully I'll run into it. Let's talk about the border wall first. This is a big story now. We just got to get this out. At
least talk about it for a second.
Here we go. I can't believe what I'm about to see. Take a look at the realm.
Jason shot that this morning. In fact, it's live pictures from just outside of
Tucson. Now you know I have seen this border stuff piled up
for years at the border. And I am stunned. We shot this video an
hour ago, literally football fields of border wall that is
getting ready to be sold tomorrow. It is still arriving
this morning at this auction site in Tucson, Flatbed trucks. The backstory as you mentioned
is when President Trump left office, taxpayers had already paid for hundreds of miles of wall,
ready to go in the ground. But President Biden stopped it because he didn't think immigration
was an emergency. So he sold it to a private company for pennies on the dollar as scrap.
And you're looking at it now, scheduled to go on sale tomorrow.
President Trump is not trying to stop that likely so we can buy it back.
I can't believe what I'm about to do.
So when Trump takes office and people are just getting destroyed left, right and center,
these people who lied about the vaccine or lied about the border lied about
the crime in the country these people who get in trouble for stealing hundreds of millions and
billions of dollars from the u.s government just remember this
out of one side of their mouth they're like god i hope trump isn't vengeful and doesn't come after
us and from the other side of their mouth
They're fucking the american people
Do you know what's happening? I don't know if you've seen other stories on this
But the the story that's supposedly happening is people are buying the border wall for five cents on the dollar
And then are planning
On on selling it back to the US government at full price
Because here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna sell all that border wall and then more border wall is gonna have to be made, right?
And that's gonna take years
That can't be a quick thing making all those things. I mean, I'm sure Bill Hennigert could do it over at rogue
But that's gonna be a lot of work rebuilding all that stuff, all those materials.
And so what they're doing is, is just a scam.
You know, what's going to happen is what we're going to find out.
Someone in government has a friend who's buying that and then going to sell it
back at, at, uh, you know, at, uh,, at 20x the cost they paid for it.
So they're gonna, they're gonna buy it for $5 and sell it for $100.
And then they're going to split the money with whoever in the government got, got
the, the approval to sell it, one of Biden's cronies.
That's all that's happening.
This is some real third world shit now we're doing
yeah kickback scheme thousand percent kickback scheme yep
yep
i mean isn't that buying bonds i I mean yeah, you know what's funny is on one hand it's really
really bad but it's not like the money's leaving the ecosystem. It's still just flowing around
in the ecosystem. The problem is that it's moving hands without any human energy doing any real work so it devalues the dollar.
Sevan, your generation got us into this mess. I think it's the generation before
mine if I'm going to be completely fair, honest, my opinion. If we're going to be fair.
10% to the big guy yeah of course
alright
so that's pretty disgusting
maybe some company will come out like a superstar and they'll just sell it back to the American
people what they bought it for
It's some gross shit
Okay, we already did don't talk to my sponsors
Charity if if for if if for some reason
Wooly breaks his leg and
And I beat him in the open
That five hundred dollars will go up my fate my charity is the seven podcast
And I will take that money and then I will make a video showing you how I spend it
buying Salty and five hundred dollars worth of saltines and dumping
them on the beach so seagulls can eat it that would be my my charity
charity the fuck is charity you're fucking insane I've said this before and I'll say it again.
If you want to donate money somewhere this year, if you want to do the fucking right
thing, give money to your affiliate.
Pay your fucking monthly affiliate fee twice this month.
Give your money to your affiliate.
There's no organization outside of your affiliate that is doing more for this country that you
know of that you can make sure that your money is being spent well than your affiliate.
Your affiliate is a place where 10 times a day groups of people come in, they get better
and they leave. Because they are better, they get better, and they leave.
And because they're better, they do nicer things for other people.
They're force multipliers.
They're nicer at the gas station,
they're nicer at the grocery store,
they're a great example for everyone around them.
They take less resources.
At the hospital, they eat less packaged food
that goes into the fucking landfill
Your your your if you if you are hell-bent on
donating to an affiliate or
Donating to charity this holiday donate to your affiliate owner. You don't have an affiliate owner. Just find an affiliate and give them money
donate to your affiliate owner. If you don't have an affiliate owner,
just find an affiliate and give them money.
Those people, isn't it crazy?
We are working with the best people
who have the greatest impact on this country,
locally and nationally,
and yet we're gonna look outside
and give that money to someone else.
And in Wooly's defense too,
I think that his $500 is,
his charity is his affiliate. So even he knows that I think that his $500 is his charity is his affiliate.
So even he knows that.
I think his $500 that he wants to take from me goes to his affiliates has like a kids
program or something.
Sabir, hey, what's up, dude?
Good morning, Sabir and Kelly.
We have no affiliates in Trinidad Tobago, but I'm still going to do the open somehow.
Yeah.
Yes, please donate to CrossFit Livermore.
Thank you.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, you're awesome, Judy.
I bought all the coaches gift cards and baked them cookies.
That's cool. I hope you put a little bit of HDR CBD in every cookie.
Oh, Kevin, hi. Good to see you.
Seve, you know your different age groups, different weights, reps, movements?
Really? We're not the same age?
How old is he?
I assumed we were just in the same age.
I assumed he was like somewhere between 50 and 54,
or whatever my age group is.
Ryan Stokes, Seve, your response to Carolyn was perfect.
Someone um, what are we moaning about today?
Listen Jake, that's your wife moaning because I'm balls deep in her.
You know what's funny is someone in the comments wrote, there was a line in there that Carolyn
Lambrey says, she opens it up with, we need to make the open so that it helps the people
who are trying to make a living doing this.
And someone wrote in the comments, I knew exactly who she was talking about when she
said that.
They knew right away she was talking about the games athletes.
The 30 games athletes and not the 30,000 or 40,000 people employed directly to who make
a living directly from in the affiliate community.
They said they knew that right away. That doesn't even make sense, by the way, now that the more and more I think about it.
Why would you try to help 20 people when you could help 30,000 people?
20 people when you could help 30,000 people. Let's say you had genies, right?
And they could grant you any wish possible.
Then I can see the logic and helping those 20 genies over 30,000 people because they
could do a lot of shit, right?
You don't want the genies to die.
Any wish you ask for it, they survive. Hey, by the way, that is socialism and fascism to take the rights away from individuals and
give them to particular groups.
You see why she thinks like that, right?
She's Canadian.
That's all that's all her that's how she was indoctrinated.
Take the rights away from individuals, the individuals being the community, and give
them to groups, the groups being those elite athletes.
That's why the majority of those people who think like that, they're all foreigners.
That's all foreigner mindset.
That's how they think.
They're not capitalist.
They don't come to the table with something to offer that can help the whole group prosper
and put it on the market.
They don't add value.
They just want to take.
All they do is take, take, take.
They just want to come to the table and be like, this is mine.
It's the same thing.
Her mindset is the same thing as the PFAA's mindset, right?
They just want to take authority from CrossFit or from events without offering anything.
We've talked about this before, but they could put out a survey and say, ask athletes,
hey, what's the most important thing to you at an event? List them one through 10,
and then do all the work and then present that to HQ. By the way, we did this survey,
and this is what we think the athletes want, and we just wanted to share share it with you that would be coming to the table with something, right?
And
Or write up a very clear concise swimming protocol and be like hey, what do you guys think about this?
We just wanted to bring this to the table something you could think about in the future for swimming events
They don't want that. They're not doing that.
It's all it's all they only know how to tax not contribute. Yeah. No no nation no nation
has ever taxed their way out of it out of it out of a shitty situation
None
I really want to find this Bernie Sanders clip. Oh
Here it is Here it is. Listen very carefully to this this
This is the problem and and I see and there's there's there's there's people on the right who are going to be completely
duped by this
Do not get duped by this shit what you're about to see this is a Bernie Sanders socialist
Woktard here we go
You're gonna tell us with a straight face that you've become you have come before this committee and the American people say hey
We have a major major crisis. We are losing lives. We're spending huge amounts of money.
People's limbs are being amputated. We have got to act and have you pointed a finger
at those people who are the cause of the problem? So what he's saying there is that Coca-Cola is
selling coke in the free market. People are drinking it, getting type two diabetes
and having their limbs amputated.
And he wants to blame coke.
That's what he's doing.
He wants to blame coke.
Have you had the courage to take on a very powerful food
and beverage industry?
There are 15 teaspoons of sugar in this product.
How many parents in America know this
when they give it to their kids? This is so this is emotionally compelling. He's just this this is this is the
people um this is the woke fucktards. This is morning chalk up right here right this is morning
chalk up talking to someone from the FDA. He's trying to give compelling evidence
to the FDA, Food and Drug Administration.
That's a captured agency, which is part of the deep, deep state, the swamp.
Poke, go out and play ball.
Have you done your job and your predecessors, not just you, have you done your job in alerting
the American people to the danger and rallying members of Congress to stand up to the special
interests who are causing these problems much of the special interests
Causing these problems. So he's just blaming everything on coke
What we try to do frankly gets blocked
Why home? Let's let's be honest here the food and beverage industry
Spends hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars on lobbying
and on campaign contributions.
You tell me the role that they are playing in destroying the health of America's children.
He wants to know the role they're playing in destroying children in America.
I want to read to you also what it says here in the Instagram clip.
If you are looking for answers on why our food system is a disaster here is why the FDA just admitted they will not castigate in other words criticize the food industry
How are you supposed to regulate an industry there it is guys?
There it is. How are you supposed to regulate an industry you will not hold accountable
You see what they're doing?
Look at look at what these fucking idiots write in the comments.
100% with Bernie on this. Bernie's been fighting against corporate greed for years. There's no there's no corporate greed here.
More more emotional immature intellectual thought process.
Remember, we had Joel Salatin on here.
The problem isn't that there's enough regulation.
It's the regulation that's the problem.
The problem is that if I wanna sell beef jerky,
I need to buy a thermometer that costs $5,000
in order to compete with the big guys.
Bernie wants to take from Coke.
Bernie wants to make the government stronger.
That's not the problem.
The problem is not Coke.
The problem is with Bernie and all his buddies making more and more fucking regulation every
single person in here is duped it's what he ran for his president same with
Elizabeth Warren Fox News watchers are hearing it for the first time because
Fox only shows what they can spin negatively in my opinion addressing
corporate grease there's no there's no fucking corporate greed there's the fact
that the fucking go elected government officials won't tear down these fucking sections of the deep
swamp that have all the fucking regulation.
All you have to do if you want clean and healthy meat is get rid of the regulation, make it
so small mom and pop people can be competitive and fucking little places will pop up everywhere right up the street from me right up the street from me is a
vegetable and fruit market and it's on the honor system there's no one who
works there you walk in you weigh your own shit you leave your money in a
bucket
Do not fall for this fucking shit. Do not fall for this shit.
Finally look at this fucking idiot.
Finally someone's saying it out loud.
The food industry poisons us for profit and our kids pay the price.
Guys this is a fucking distraction.
Do not worry about that.
Do not be duped by them.
Do not think we need more rules.
Do not think we need to punish Coca-Cola.
If you...
Listen, anything we do to Coca-Cola, they're going to overcome.
We tax them, now they're in bed with the government.
Soon as you hear they want to put a fucking tax on Coca-Cola, that's like a sugar tax
or an unhealthy tax, all that means is then people in the government are now on the take from Coke.
This should be treason. Person in government accepting bribe or lobbying money should be
legal. It's been set up by the people like Bernie who are supposedly trying to protect you.
Captain Rogers, just don't buy Coke.
Less regulation equals more prosperity.
All Bernie's pushing for here is more regulation, more government intervention. Imagine how successful farmers would be if we all went back to ingesting real whole food.
All I hear are excuses or laziness.
Listen, it's the fucking regulation.
The regulations are crazy. One of my buddies around here had a burn pile and they came out and they come out once a
week or some crazy shit like that to measure the size of his burn pile.
Homegrown relief.
All these ridiculous regulations make it nearly impossible for small business
to survive because we don't have the resources to keep with all the red tape. You know what's
happening right now in California? There's a temporary state of emergency Gavin Newsom
put us in because they're worried our milk supply in the state of California is contaminated
by the bird flu. And of course, you know, that industry is regulated to all fucking hell and back.
And Bernie has the ability, the US government subsidizes sugar, $200 million a year, the
sugar industry.
Why don't they just stop subsidizing the sugar industry? Come on Bernie, not a supporter of his, but I agree with him on this issue.
This isn't political, it's common sense.
Moron.
It is 100% political.
Even people on the right can fucking be duped by this bullshit.
So wait a second. Coke is the bad guy because they sell sugar products or Coke is the bad guy because they fucking run the CDC and pay for science.
Which one is it?
Yeah, raw milk is the best. Yeah, it's crazy that there's anything
inhibiting raw milk from coming to market.
This is why I like Bernie Sanders. He actually won the popular vote but they gave you Hillary.
Be really careful man.
The FDA and food industry, big pharma, big health are all in bed together. They know if one gets regulated they're all in trouble.
No they're not. no they're not no they're not they have all the resources and all the ability
regulation think of regulation is it's regulation theater it's like TSA it's
just security theater it's not it's not even real even a tiny bit not for
someone who has billions and billions of dollars. What is it? It's something like 65% of all food stamps are used to buy coke.
Why doesn't Bernie do that?
How about this?
How about this, Bernie?
How about you make it so it's illegal to buy fucking soda pop sugary drinks with food stamps?
All that's doing all you're doing.
So Bernie and his government buddies are giving food stamps to poor people to subs to buy coke
It's it's it's this guy is a world-class moron and there's just it's just a whole
comment section of morons who
believe his shit.
It's nuts.
People don't realize man how deep the swamp is.
It has all the power.
Yeah, Pfizer isn't the bad guy.
That's why RFK and Trump met their boss the other day.
Like Trump, they just play the machine.
Yeah, they're just playing the machine. Yeah, they're just playing the machine.
You're going to feel good because all of a sudden they're going to fucking put a 5%
tax on every Coke can.
Yes, this is not about political parties.
The fuck it's not.
Look at this is a fucking doctor.
This is about human justice.
Just bullshit fucking phrases, feel good phrases.
Pat Lang, food stamps and EBT should be allowed for use at stores specifically for their use.
No sweets, no soda, no beer, none of that.
I don't even care if the government runs the store.
It's wild.
We are dealing with a lot of really stupid, naive people who don't understand how the
machine works.
Look at, by the way, he never says anything in here. I don't even know what people are getting so excited about. The only thing he says in there of any substance is that Coca-Cola is greedy,
which they're not. They're just selling their parking. You know what they are? They're a
successful business. They're not greedy. Bernie's just jumping on Kennedy's boat,
but I don't care how it happens. Oh, you don't
It needs to happen and not in 14 years it needs to happen now no more high fructose corn syrup no more
GMO chemicals antibiotics in the food we eat listen
You're gonna outlaw all that stuff right for the big farmers and
Then they're going to
move to something else. They're going to move to another chemical. They're going to buy
someone off and get away with someone else. If you've done your research, you know that
I think it was right around the Civil War, they made it so all farmers, all farmers had to spray lead arsenic on all crops.
And the reason why they had to do that was because there was a gypsy moth that came from Europe that was destroying all the crops.
So if you wanted to bring something to market, you had to spray your food.
And that went on for 50 years. Poison was sprayed on food that was destroying people's gut and it was the cause of polio.
Then what happened after that is they made that illegal and you know what they started spraying on the crops instead?
DDT.
And that made it even worse.
And how do we know? Because polio became even more rampant. And that made it even worse.
And how do we know?
Because polio became even more rampant.
Then they made DDT illegal.
And you know what they're spraying on shit now? Shit that's really fucking kids up.
Yeah, Mason Mitchell, moth in the iron, moth in the iron line.
You are, you are, you are, you have to get rid of regulations so fucking small people
can compete with these big guys.
You have to.
That's the only way there's, you're not, you're not gonna,'re not gonna get around this. You're not gonna tell them not to use...
I mean, you can try that stuff simultaneously, but if you don't get rid of the regulation that keeps all the big guys in control, we're fucked.
And what sucks is all these fucking do-gooders.
Look it, here it is. That's because the industry is rigged against the American
people and for corporate interests. I guess I could twist that to say that
one's true.
Here we go. All three-letter agencies are owned by the Rockefeller Rothschilds and Morgans.
Once that is known, changes can take place.
We are not going to fix these organizations.
They have to go away.
They have to go away. You have to be you have to be able to grow a cow on your
property and sell the meat to your neighbors.
Yep, bingo.
Chris Beesterfield, Autism and Roundup.
Beasterfield, Autism and Roundup.
As long as they as long as they're in control, they will keep finding a way and not because they're bad people but because they're businessmen.
He wants to make this he's bringing feelings into this and morality. I don't understand this question, but then how do you feed a nation?
There you go. Glyphosate. There's another one.
So just be careful of those feel good, those feel good. There's gonna be a lot of libtards
and a lot of Republicans who jump in on that. don't that have no no idea that didn't hear that aren't gonna hear what Joel Salitans told us
Yeah, EPA says glyphosate does not cause cancer great
Remove the regulations and let us use food
that doesn't have that in it.
Is there a higher number of autism in farmers?
You know what there is?
There's a crazy high autism rate in California.
I want to say it's something ridiculous,
like 1 in 22 or something absurd. And who knows what's going on with the diagnoses because they
just make up diagnoses so they can sell more drugs for just made-up psychiatric
diseases but it's something like California sprays 200 million tons of
pesticides on food a year. Something ridiculous like that.
Yeah, that's a good one. Now we have mad human disease.
ColdMertens, did you say autistic farmers? Is one of the problems with eliminating regulation that some mom and pop businesses could sell
a bunch of shit with E. coli and people get sick, the big guy then publicly destroys them
by example?
Sure.
But we know that the E. coli problem is very rare in small farms versus big farms. I want to try to get this guy, I invited this guy on the show along those same lines.
Work for the drug industry.
Science was completely abandoned.
These drug companies that I was interviewing with had no problem telling me, look, we design drugs based on treating symptoms. We don't cure. That's a business model, okay,
that allows you to give a drug to a person for life. The next level of drug advertising
is inventing disease. When you run out of symptoms you don't have any more clientele.
With psychiatric medications you can invent diseases all day long. There's two
words that a psychiatrist fears. Prove it. And if the doctor can't do it, nine
times out of ten they can't, then don't take the drug. I wondered as a chemist
I'm making these drugs, they're proving deadly in our labs, and they're proving deadly in other labs, dangerous, ineffective, how are they selling them?
Big Pharma has the best marketing department in the world, geniuses. You simply pay to report
that the study showed positive results. You're paying them, you're buying science. At least
125,000 people dying every year from prescription drugs, you would
think that you'd spend more in research to try to offset the death toll. No, keep going with marketing,
market, market, market, hypnotize them and drug them and get them into their psychiatrist so they
can swallow the next symbolic or the next Prozac or whatever they're gonna package it as and name it as.
When I was running the home, could you guys hear that?
Do you guys hear that whole thing?
I didn't know if the whole thing played through.
I had to turn down the volumes because someone was calling in.
When I worked at the home for disabled adults, I would take the adults to see their doctor
once a quarter, so four times a year.
And I'll never forget when the doctor explained to me, like he'd be giving them, he would
give them some prescription.
I can't, I used to know all the prescriptions.
You give them some prescription.
And I would say, Hey, is this going to work?
And he would always say, I don't know.
No one knows.
All these drugs are just hit and miss.
We're just making this up as we go along.
I was like, that was like a crazy eye-opening moment
for me.
I thought, I thought, I thought, like, there's
no science in psychiatry.
It's all just survey.
We're going to give you these drugs.
Do they feel better? And they would
mix the drugs. So every morning, basically, when you I worked at this home and it had
eight, there were eight adults there. And on your shift, you know, at a certain time,
every single day, you'd look at your clock and you fill up these little white cups with
pills and walk them around to the clients and then also bring them water and they would just take the pills
And since I worked there for five years I could like I remember I went there and I start
Actually me and my wife did we got together one day?
she was my assistant at the house Haley at the time and it was about two I had two years left on the job and
I was like, hey, let's try to get people off their meds
So every time we went to the doctor we would would just tell the person, these are clients are
doing better.
Maybe we should reduce the meds.
And they would just start reducing the meds based on some fucking homeless dude, barefoot
dude and his chicks opinions, not sedatives.
We did have a sedative for them, but most of were like um god let me let me look up a list of uh
psychiatric psychiatric medications um uh let me see if i can find just a huge list of them and
tell you which ones i saw anti-psychotic there were a lot of anti-psychotics,
A to Z psychiatric drugs,
except all.
Holy shit, there's a lot.
Probably there were like basically like 10 drugs and they were on some,
all eight clients were on some mixture of
those ten drugs. Clozapine. I think Clozapine was like their
sedative one. If they were getting crazy you gave them a Clozapine.
It was so long ago.
And it was before the internet so there wasn't a lot of place to do research on this shit on our own
Oh, the Razapam they took that one
Oh trazadone they took that one trazadone the Razapam
Wonder if my wife remembers these
I wonder if my wife remembers these. And they all had, they were all different colored pills.
I knew them all by their color and their name.
Yeah, like all the autistic people would be on one and the Down syndrome guy would be
on one and they weren't blood pressure met.
It was crazy.
Sorry, someone was calling in pressure met it was crazy sorry
someone was calling in but it was during the
during the bit so they can just make up illnesses
Rambler how many times have you said traveler's diarrhea the past two days?
Oh, they probably have a medication for that.
Yeah, anti retardation medication.
Tyler, I took a fun relaxing med before surgery a few years ago felt amazing so I get why
rich women love Xanax O'Clock.
I dated this filthy, filthy rich girl and her mom's bathroom was amazing.
She had these cardboard boxes full of fucking pills that were samples from doctors like
shitloads of them, like like 20 boxes that had five different drugs in them.
Most all like oxy cottons, oxycodones, Vicodin, it was crazy. and her parents would go out of town and we would just hang out at her house and just fucking pop
pills
It was good shit
Caitlin Clark the basketball player
Who would have thought world-class dumb fuck
World-class
Kailin Clark is a one-time is athlete woman of the year
This is just
unfucking real
All right. How about people stop apologizing for being white?
All right, how about people stop apologizing for being white? Why couldn't they have put the whole WNBA on that cover and said the WNBA is the league of the year?
Because it's not and it's athlete of the year, my dear.
Because of all the talent that we have.
I'm curious to know who the other candidates were.
Well, that's irrelevant because
they didn't get it. But the fact that that's the very first WNBA player to ever win Time
magazine athlete of the year is pretty special and absolutely amazing accomplishment. But
yet because it's her, it's an issue. So after being named Times Athlete of the Year, Caitlin Clark apologized for her white privilege and says the WNBA is built on black players.
What the fuck?
These things are as made up as psychiatric diseases.
White privilege is like Black Lives Matter.
Just complete horseshit.
Just think of the phrase, Black Lives Matter.
Like, who needs to be told that?
White privilege denotes both obvious and less obvious
passive advantages that white people may not recognize they have.
So is there something called black privilege?
I witnessed all sorts of things that black people could do that I wasn't allowed to do or couldn't do. And if the entire WNBA is black, doesn't the WNBA, isn't it
just obvious that there's black privilege there?
Listen, listen to the logic in this. The league is fucking, I don't know what it is. I'm making
this up. 90% black women. So there's obviously something going on there, right? They're either
better athletes or the neighborhoods they live in have better funnel programs to basketball or the black kids have parents who like basketball more than white parents.
I don't know what the reason or they're genetically different than white people, whatever the
fuck it is.
You're going to use this concept of privileged or gifted or have a better grander opportunity
to make it to the WNBA, isn't it 100% obvious it's black people?
But this fucking moron apologized for her white privilege?
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This is fucking nuts. So let me get this straight.
You worked hard your whole life just to apologize for being white?
And playing basketball with a bunch of black girls?
I mean, if that's what you want to do, if you want to fucking categorize people by their
color, I'm using, I'm using their,
their categories, skin color.
Is great that she said that.
Damn, not you, Mace.
Stop the cap.
The real honorable thing is don't take the award.
Give the award to the person you believe deserve it.
Y'all got my-
Did you see the jacket that guy was wearing I have a
like a
$2,500 Montclair vest that's like that
Sleeveless
With a hood if I put that on for eight seconds I start to sweat
How the fuck is that guy doing a press conference or a podcast with a full-length fucking jacket
that makes him look like he belongs on South Park?
My head hurting.
I feel really bad because I've seen so many players of color that are equally as talented.
You lying to me.
She's literally making history.
I want to know who had a better year than mine.
Nobody.
I think what she done was sensational.
I think that she's getting backlash because she's white.
Killer Cam, you are absolutely right.
Take action.
All right.
Did did did any did does anyone know anyone who
didn't vote for Kamala Harris because she was a black woman? Does anyone know?
I want to know.
Like, did you know anyone who's like, hey, I'm not voting for her because she's a black
woman?
Does anyone know anyone like that? Do they think that they do so those do those people do these people think that she won
because she's white?
Just the whole fucking thing is a fucking house of cards if you just pierce it fucking
intellectually. The whole fucking thing is a fucking house of cards if you just pierce it fucking intellectually
I actually do know one racist person
So so let's say donald trump was a white woman. They still would have voted for kamala
Uh a black woman. Let's say let's say let's say we flip the script. What if uh, what if kamala?
Had trump's views and trump had kamala's views you views? You don't think Kamala would have won?
I find that fucking crazy hard to believe.
Oh, Indian woman, whatever the fuck she is.
Call her high.
Nah, she wouldn't have won.
She wouldn't have, so you think that people didn't vote for her because she's a black
woman?
You don't think if Kamala ran as a Republican and Trump ran as a Democrat? Democrat. You don't think he she you don't think if Trump if the if Kamala ran as a Republican and Trump ran as a Democrat
You don't think he still would have won what about that I
Don't know it was close so you know people who wouldn't vote for someone just because they're a black woman oh
No, no, I don't know anyone that would do that.
Yeah, that's a fucking like I haven't heard that.
I've only heard that come out of people's mouths who.
Like, I never even consider no matter how much noise Fox and CNN play, I didn't I never
I never even think of them as men or women.
Or their skin color like ever
Unless unless the two seconds they pointed out to me. They'll be like, she's a strong black woman then I'll be like
No, she's not strong. She's retarded. I don't see she's
black or I don't see black or woman or anything so weird because I just left the an event for work and I was with the
chief of my police department and he's a black man.
And I don't see that as like a black man in a higher hierarchy in the police department.
But when the chief of the police commissioner for NYPD was announced a couple years ago,
they announced that it's a black female.
I'm like, I don't even see it that way. I see it as she's great for the job.
I did hear Chris Biestefeld said a woman, yes, I did actually hear one person say I don't want
a woman as a president. But listen, here's the thing. Even that person who said that,
if Kamala had Trump's views, I don't believe that person. the fucking all up and underneath Kamala skirt eating that pussy. I'd have been like, I'd have been simping for like wooly does for fucking a Danny
and Nikki.
Just like if Tulsi did it. Yes. I'd be like, hell yeah.
I'm not impressed by Tulsi though. Are you impressed by Tulsi?
She's going to fill a great need. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I don't, yeah.
Yeah. I like her, but she talks too slow for me what like way too slow way too fucking slow
It's like Jesus Christ. You make RFK sound like he's on to two times
Maybe it's a Hawaiian thing. Maybe yeah, maybe she's just too relaxed
Like I went to Santa Monica once, everyone was like all chill and shit.
You know?
Yeah.
Hang loose.
Yeah.
So as far as the WNBA, there's two things.
One, Kaitlyn Clark, she absolutely is the MVP of the league
and should be athlete of the year,
both of us in color, whatever.
If you look at her stats, she broke crazy records.
And number two, the only other time that I've seen any
type of privilege in the NBA is when LeBron James' son got drafted because he sucks.
Yeah, he came in score of basket. That's a point. Hold on one second. Heidi, I know this is hard
to believe they're race, they're actual racist. Yeah.
I don't think that there are more white racist people than there are black
racist people.
I think that there's significantly more Asians and Mexicans who are racist.
I think there's significantly more Armenians who are racist.
I think the least two least racist cohorts in this country are whites and blacks
of all of them. But I think, but I think of all,
if you were going to break people up by demographic whites are by far
The least racist by far. That's what that would that would be my
With a release racist country. Yeah Asians fucking Asians hate fucking blacks
But listen, but they'll have but but let me tell you something but but but they still let them be
individuals But they still let them be individuals. Meaning, if you're a fucking Vietnamese guy,
and the guy who delivers your fucking produce
every morning to the store, you love that guy.
You know what I mean?
The guy who comes in the box truck
and lifts up the back and unloads the groceries,
you love that guy.
You don't need your homie.
Yeah, that's your homie.
You don't see him as black anymore.
But just in general, they think that blacks are dangerous
and wear their pants too low, and you to be careful going out at night around them.
That's why I don't listen to all these politicians and stuff saying they were all racist and
stuff. I went to Poland this year. I don't know if I told you before, but Julie was like,
whoa, there are zero minorities in Poland, not one. White people.
And they have no terrorism in the lowest crime in all of Europe.
Nothing.
No, absolutely not.
Hey dude, all a lot of the singular regardless if they're black, white, Asian, Mexican, whatever a lot of the singular
countries are like that.
Like if you go to Lebanon, very safe.
Just all fucking Lebanese people, like all fucking Middle Eastern people.
Very safe. Syria was crazy safe.
Like no one's get no women don't get raped at night in these fucking countries.
You know what I mean? Walking around.
It's not Dubai. No one.
There's nobody except Russian strippers getting raped.
No one's getting raped. These.
Yeah, Armenia crazy safe. It's just Armenians. You fuck around, someone's gonna know and they're gonna come fucking nail your front door shut and light your house on fire.
It's funny, probably a lot of people in the chat never seen it, but that scene in Do the White thing
where all the racists are ranking on each other. Yeah. Remember that scene? Uh, that's, um, uh, who made that movie? That's what the radio,
yeah. Radio Raheem.
Yeah. Radio Raheem.
Yeah. Hold on one second. Yeah. Uh, Beirut is crazy safe. I mean, not,
not from like military standpoint, not from like bombings and shit,
but I'm saying like you can, you can be out all night. No one's stealing your
purse. No one's fucking raping you
Like the streets a different if I yeah
If I walk through them if I walk through the bronze and I see like four Spanish dudes walking towards me
I cross the street smart wise
Yeah
Singapore no crime in Singapore not even chewing gum on the ground there.
But you know where there is crime in all the blue cities?
Shit loads of crime.
Hey dude, do you know what I saw Jethro yesterday?
The drone!
Eric Adams is- oh yeah, let's talk about drones in a second.
Eric Adams is such a douche.
Your fucking mayor is such a piece of shit.
This fucking guy, 11% of the hotel rooms in New York City were filled with illegal aliens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The biggest city in the fucking United States, the wealthiest city in the United States allowed
11% of
their hotel rooms to be filled with illegal aliens.
That is bat shit crazy, dude.
They ain't cheap.
We were talking about the Roosevelt Hotel.
Alex DeVine, he walked in there, got kicked out.
Yeah, yeah. I walked by the Roosevelt Hotel
because my son had a dance competition.
It is exactly what you thought, barriers everywhere.
It was cops, people just hanging out.
It was nuts.
It was literally just a migrant hotel,
which on the regular would probably cost like $600 a night.
And your mayor's barely literate.
He actually, I know I throw this word around a lot,
but he actually seems stupid or an imbecile.
He was a captain in the police department.
I know, I don't even know how that could be.
He appears to have like CTE.
He reminds me of someone who did way too many drugs
when they were young
Hey, he's not he's not the best you thought that I just can't believe he was elected
Well, he was running against Curtis Leroy from him no
The Guardian Angels. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that guy that yeah, yeah. That guy ended up being cool, right?
Oh yeah, he ran on an awesome platform, cleaned up the city,
we're gonna get rid of the waste matter.
Too liberal. The city's too liberal.
But they're coming around though, because New York is getting more red.
Jeff wrote these drones that you saw last night, uh, how big were they?
Again, same size as cars. Uh, not about, uh, I just,
so I just left an event from work. I spoke to the, uh, one of the cops, one of the detectives who works in the public information office so we're having a press conference today we have no idea
what's going on the government isn't sharing any information even though we
have the past week a hundred and seventy three nine one one phone calls about
drones callers Kirby not Scott Kirby I forget said yesterday that it's bullshit. There are no drones. There's nothing up that's not legal.
They've looked into every single, the FBI's looked into every single report except 100.
And you know what else they said?
They said that those 12 drones that were following the US Coast Guard ship were not drones at
all.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship.
They investigated the US Coast Guard ship. They investigated the US Coast Guard ship. They investigated the US Coast Guard ship. They investigated the US Coast Guard ship. They investigated the US Coast Guard ship. except 100. And you know what else they said?
They said that those 12 drones that were following the US Coast Guard ship were not drones at
all.
They investigated it.
Those were planes flying in a line flying into LaGuardia.
How would a US Coast Guard captain misreport that?
They wouldn't.
They know exactly what they're looking for.
That's what Kirby said.
Kirby said that these are not, these are usual occurrences in the sky. I'm telling you, I walked out that one
night, I'm like what the hell is going on? What's with all these drones in the
sky?
It's crazy. Man, oh man. what a head trip.
Hey, I wonder if any have been reported on the West Coast yet.
Somebody said that was from California, but I didn't hear anything about that.
My wife said two nights ago, she was looking and she was kind of like taking note they're definitely
going in a pattern north south east west in a straight line it's like they're like doing
some type of grid they're like they're like mapping out a grid yeah and um just uh and uh
hobbyist drone people like myself we don't fly our drones like that. We fly them crazy erratic and do stunts and go high and low and we like do crazy shit with them.
It's funny this guy is hobbyist, his big time hobby in Long Island. He put up a drone or
something he got arrested.
Wow. My nephew was flying, my nephew has a big bunch of big remote control planes and he took one to the park
with my son yesterday. It has like probably like a six foot wingspan and they were just
flying it around in this big huge field. It's probably like 10 football fields and one of
the neighbors came by. A lady came down like in a robe and was like, you just ruined my bath.
You can't fly that here.
They also say those drones don't need lights, but they keep the lights on.
Yeah, that part's weird.
I don't know why they're doing that.
Yeah, that part's weird.
They want people to see them.
They want people to see what's going on
It's all crazy I'm telling you I
mask it's clear as day they get you could tell like there's propellers on the four corners and a big body like
the size of like
Let's just like a second like a cheap compass almost small jeeps. I
Cannot believe someone has not shot one down. Like why doesn't someone just go in their backyard with a fucking shotgun and fucking
shoot it down, put a slug in it?
I don't think you can take it down with a shotgun.
They're that much higher.
I had a guess maybe like 300 feet, 400 feet.
But they're low enough you can tell.
Why does, I'm surprised someone doesn't just
put a fucking AR on it with a laser scope and just put a hole in it. I don't know. Maybe
they have. You don't hear about it. I bet you one of those couldn't fly over Dave's
ranch. They would shoot that down in two seconds. Yeah. I don't think that thing can fly over that the ranch
All right, how's everything else?
Freaking awesome
You think anyone's gonna win the 3,000 bucks this Saturday
Nope Yeah, I mean, I think Taylor's of the mission now. He's not gonna let anyone beat him. Yeah, that's awesome
We might we want Taylor's on the mission now he's not gonna let anyone beat him yeah that's awesome we might go ahead unless he a cold unless he a cold or yeah I'm so
pissed off I'm so pissed off about Calvin Lambra and her freaking comments
trippy right hey here's the thing don't tell me exactly are you kidding me don't
tell anyone this one about I'm about to tell you.
Okay.
All right.
I don't even think she knows what she said, dude.
I think like it shows a lack of compassion on my part to just like
sweep her under the rug and just be like, she's a box of rocks.
Like, you know what I mean? I think her mouth, like, I be like, she's a box of rocks. Like, you know what I mean?
I think her mouth, like, I don't think she's a talker and she, you know what I
mean?
She, she's like a chick who got pregnant, who's a virgin who just rolled through
the wet spot.
Like I don't, I don't, the whole, the whole podcast is so chaotic and contradictory
and she wasn't equipped to say anything poignant
or stick by her guns with an interviewer like Pedro
because he was just giving her more and more rope
the entire time and she, I mean, there's 20 play,
there's 20 little snippets like that
where she contradicts herself or says something
that doesn't make sense or shows she's out of touch with reality.
And I just think, I think she was just blabbering.
Like people think you can just come on a podcast and just blabber and you can, but you better be ready for like the repercussions and you better be listening to yourself when you talk.
I mean, she probably wasn't even listening to herself.
I think she was just pontificating.
You know what I mean?
herself. I think she was just pontificating. You know what I mean? But she's pontificating. She has from two years ago, her man is the world's
fittest dude. Yeah. And she owns a CrossFit gym. Like she, I think she's like so into
Jeff and like getting him to the point where he could be a three-time Games
athlete. Yeah. She told this guy about the affiliate and she's on seminar staff.
It makes no sense. If she's on seminar staff and she's saying what have the affiliates done for the athletes?
You know just a lot of that blue that blue. Yeah. Yeah, but trust me it blew my mind, too
And I was so excited when I heard it
But I just don't think she's a very well thought out person at all just from from just that whole interview
She thought out person at all just from from just that whole interview she yeah she's Mike Hunt says just word vomit yeah she just she just word vomits it's not like
I mean you know like when Greg talks he's putting together a fucking jigsaw
puzzle before your eyes right she's just fucking dumps the box of fucking pieces out on the table and it's a fucking
mess.
You know what I mean?
Like if you played Scrabble with her, she's putting together two and three letter words.
You know at the games when you talk to all the seminars by people that work there, they're
all about the affiliates, they're all about talking about methodology.
Not even the athletes.
We're there to watch the athletes, They don't even talk about that. Talking about training. They're talking about, you know, more education.
They don't talk about the athletes. Not once did I talk to anyone on seminar staff at the games,
and they talked about the athletes or the games. They talked about training.
Not about anything else.
Here's the big takeaway from everything that Brent has said and that Velner has said and
all the other people, the Annies and just everyone.
At the end of the day, there's only one thing that they want and they want more money and
I don't blame them.
They work really fucking hard.
Lambray even says it at the end.
She says something about it just being about more opportunity to make money.
That's the whole crux of the whole thing.
And but they don't but they don't realize that the only only lever that they have on making more money is their performance and excellence like Tia gets that and Fraser gets it and Froning gets it.
But a bunch of other people don't get it, right? Like, hey, if you want to make more money, you just all you have to do is dance more dance monkey dance more like that's Beyonce's whole thing,
right? Or Michael Jackson's whole thing. Work harder, better dance routines, better songs,
like, like they they want to change the system. There isn't like that's not that's not what you do
That's not you're not gonna make more money
Dana White said it he that was awesome what he said. Yeah an opportunity not a career
Yeah, pretty much everything is like that now people have to realize that we live in a time where I mean
I was selling how to grow marijuana DVDs.
These are like two of my DVDs. I used to sell these.
I would find people on the internet
and I would find people around who were growing weed.
I would somehow find them and I would contact them
and say, hey, could I come film your garden?
And I would film their garden
and I would film like 10 gardens
and then I'd put a DVD together
so people could like buy these DVDs, right?
I was fucking making a killing, Jethro.
I was making like, I was living in my-
Really?
Oh, and I was making like 40 or $50 a day
selling, slinging DVDs on eBay and Amazon, right?
That's like coffee, cigarettes, fucking gas, condoms, living in my mom's house.
You know what I mean?
And no wonder why Haley married you.
Yeah, I was fucking balling.
And then all of a sudden, no one used DVDs anymore.
And YouTube fucking popped up.
And everyone was fucking stealing my shit.
My fucking business went dry.
And that blocked it.
And yeah, well, yeah, yeah technology and that's the
world we live in now technology and everything is moving so fast to think you're gonna hold
a job for more than fucking four years you're crazy everything's moving so fucking fast
and so everything is just an opportunity if you think you're in a fucking career, but especially as a pro athlete you're fucking nuts
Hey, I guarantee you Tyson Bajan doesn't think of the NFL as a career
Even if he's career even if he's in there for 15 years you have 15 years to save every penny you got
He's smart though man
He seems smart anyway who he talks to oh Tyson Bajan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's totally smart. He's smart though, man. He seems smart anyway. Who? When he talks to me.
Oh, Tyson Bajor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's totally smart.
He's super smart.
But right like-
He knows what to say.
Yeah, if you're, yeah.
I bought one of his sweatshirts and t-shirts.
Oh, that's cool.
That's good of you.
Do you even know that he has a rogue line out?
I did know that. I did know that. It's the shh line, right? Silence the haters.
SH. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Who's for him?
Pat Lang. If Tyson is in the NFL for 15 years, he will make over 50 million. That's a career bud.
So the two metrics Pat's throwing out are right time 15 years and money.
In the money, and money, it's a career, right?
If you use the 50 mil as a metric and you don't blow it.
But in years, it's barely a career.
I don't think 15 years is a career.
Maybe, barely.
If you somehow can get a hold, even with Tyson, I don't know what his, I figured what his
signing bonus is or anything like that.
If he's smart living at home, if you compound your money, you invest it wisely.
You wouldn't have to get another job.
You can play out your five, six years in the NFL and it's this the people don't realize like
how much like three million dollars is. You can save that money and just work it
into finances and business transactions and you wouldn't have to lift another
freaking finger in your life. The average NFL career is three years and
first-round draft picks have an average of nine years and players who play in at
least three games for three, in a Pro Bowl athletes their average is 11.7
years. I was trying to figure out who, I was trying to figure out how many P I asked AI how
many people have played for 15 years the NFL very few yeah kickers kickers
kickers play 15 years and so really it's so even I mean I know Pat knows this I'm
not trying to like beat you down Pat or anything, but even even
We all know that even the people who make careers out of the nfl. It's still like just
Fucking one in a gazillion and it was really just an opportunity that they were able to make the best out of
Hey, um t is starting t is starting to have a career in crossfit
Nine she's opening the gym up. Well that too but seven she's won the game seven times and been nine times I mean it's pretty it's pretty crazy. I'd say the only
people who the only people who made careers out of it were her and Rich. I
can't think of anyone else. What's that back of the napkin math? She won seven times, she gets a quarter mill each time.
That's almost two million dollars.
Which is nothing, dude.
If you play your cards right, you can invest it into a lot.
But really?
Because you live in California.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I know someone said the other day when, Pedro said to Carolyn Lambre, Pedro said one dumb thing, not his fault. He lives in California. Yeah, I guess you're right. I know someone said the other day when Jeff someone Pedro said to Carolyn Lambre Pedro said one dumb thing not his
fault. He lives in Ireland. He said if Adler wins the games once that's two
years salary. I'm like are you fucked to your salary? Are you fucking kidding me?
Canada's fucking expensive. I tell people I pay $16,000 in taxes on my house. People are like, what?
Yeah, because I live in Long Island.
Yeah, I was looking at an apartment complex in town.
The property tax every month was $3,000 a month.
That's like you haven't even touched your mortgage yet.
It's crazy
So what if you know like I don't know what Colton situation is say he would have win the games
$300,000 or rogue that's a game changer
tremendous right
But what you really have to do is you have to find some sort of business something you're passionate about that you can leverage the
attention you're getting
to actually make money,
to make money on the regular. You know what I mean? Like his dog business, right?
In a perfect world for Colton, he'd be selling $20,000 worth of dogs a month and making $10,000
profit on it. Yeah. My ex-wife breeds cats cats and then he gets $3,000 a cat.
Wow. And then Colton could start selling dog collars and then, you know,
he could develop his own line of food that he makes at the ranch.
I mean, that's his best way. And then just leverage that. I mean, Hey dude,
this, if I was thinking the other day, if I didn't work for CrossFit,
like I wouldn't,
I still would only have three live viewers a fucking day on this podcast.
I was just able to leverage just the audience I had from CrossFit to do this
podcast.
So you have to be able to leverage that shit and not sell out. And by that,
I like, like at least Colton's doing something he's passionate about.
Most of these fucking ding-dongs that are trying to leverage shit.
It's not even shit they're passionate about. You know what I mean?
Yeah. I mean, do you really think Matt
Frazier's passionate about selling programming not like Taylor self not like
Taylor self you could totally tell Taylor's so into it yeah and so that's
the other thing too it's ideally it's something you're fucking passionate
about that's why you get the nice microphones that's why you get the nice microphones.
That's why you get the $7,000 monitors.
Yes, sir.
And you got to have rich friends.
That helps fly your around in a private jet.
All that.
All right, brother.
Thank you for calling in.
You saved the show.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye. Peace and love. Bye. Peace and love. Bye.
Peace and love. Chief Nation. Chief Nation CrossFit.
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Bam, we're live.
You already live like probably like an hour ago.
Okay how about this BAM you're live.
Oh.
What's up?
I'm just so tired.
You're the sleepiest kid I've ever met.
Do you know you have a very special ability?
Do you know what it is?
No.
Hey put that hat on, that red hat on over your headphones.
Does that fit over your headphones? Do you know you have a very special ability? Do you know what it is? No.
Hey, put that hat on, that red hat on over your headphones.
Does that fit over your headphones?
You're capable of falling asleep anywhere.
You can just be like, okay, I'm going to bed.
I used to do that too when I was a kid.
I could just put myself to sleep.
Hey dude, what's up?
Not too much. I just, uh, I just want to say how privileged I am as a white Canadian person.
I am telling you a quick little story.
Yeah.
And then I want you to tell me what's going on with Trudeau also.
Ah, yeah.
Well, he's even the shitter, but, um, so this is during black Lives Matter, the whole thing is going off. Quick
story. Okay. We're all adopted in my family. We're all my sisters Jamaican, but born in Canada.
My brother's biracial, black and white. Myself, I'm half Indonesian Irish, but I'm more Irish
than I am Indonesian. My dad's white Canadian.
My mom is a person of color from South Africa.
So just to start the base of how that conversation started.
Wait a second.
Just really quick.
Did your dad adopt your mom as a black girl from Africa and marry her?
No.
Okay.
Just checking.
My mom moved over here.
She would say they escaped South Africa because what happened was my grandpa was a person
of color that was a teacher and he was looking for better opportunities in Canada.
And he left under the radar and they basically were trying to figure out how he was doing this because he was also
in the ANC at the time, which you know that was the whole Mandela of years that he was
in prison and all this other stuff.
And my uncle, who's my mom's brother, is very active in South Africa with that.
Long story short.
Anyways, my sister...
By the way, everyone who leaves South Africa escapes there
It's still like that today if you get out of South Africa you escape
Yeah, people have no idea about it is there
Yeah, like I haven't gone there. I wish I went back in the 90s for a little bit
But I never went there which is a regret but whatever
anyways
so my sister's got a little bit of Asperger's so she
is pretty unfiltered and anyways she was going through this whole thing when Greg had his Black
or the whole thing that Greg did. CrossFit was you know white racist stuff and my sister made a
comment to me which I shot back at her and we went back and forth about Black Lives Matter
for a bit.
And so my mom came back at me and said,
well, you've got to realize that, you know,
there are things that being black and this and this.
I said, okay, I get that,
but you've got to understand mom,
your daughter is privileged.
And so, and the way I said this is this, and I'm going to tell you a story, mom.
It's a story about a little girl that grew up in South Africa.
He was a person of color.
She's black, French, and Indian.
But they, they escaped South Africa and moved to a place called Canada where she got a university degree as an x-ray technician,
got a job at the hospital in Winnipeg.
She met a white man.
They fell in love.
They got married.
She was unable to have kids, but they adopted three children of color.
I will never say I'm of color but I am a little bit. Then we
moved to one of the most expensive places and most beautiful places in
Canada. I live where Fakowski lives in a place called Kelowna. We live in
basically the Napa Valley of Canada. It's like 300 wineries, ski hills, the whole thing. And I said, those two parents,
the one of color and the one of built an entire business that gave her children, me, my sister,
and my brother, a house, shelter, food. I even grew up with a pool. We weren't rich rich, but we were we were middle class for sure. I said, So am I privileged? Yeah, because
my parents gave and helped us shelter everything we did. So
yeah, there's a version of privilege there. So we got into
this whole thing about it. And when it comes to watching, you
know, the Caitlin Clark thing, or whatever, I'm just like, man, people just do not know really
what the words privilege mean.
It's like, yeah, unfortunately,
there's certain circumstances that people grew up in
and I can relate to that and I can sympathize with that.
But, you know, I can't help the way my,
I'm gonna do the same thing with my son.
I'm gonna give my son everything I possibly can,
but I'm also going to teach him
that, you know, there's hard knocks like. Hey, if we're going to say that there's privilege, then we have to say we have to also acknowledge that there's no fucking way around it and there's
no fix. But then also, if we're also going to acknowledge that there's privilege, the privilege
discrepancy between people who live in the United States. So let's say we do believe in this metric of privilege, the most privileged and the least
privileged are closer together than people who live in the United States and people who live in,
I don't know, you pick your country, Russia. What I'm saying is, is like,
it's fucking complete idiocy to say it's based on color. It's just divisive and it's a fucking
Psyop. Would anyone trade their life to be Hunter Biden? Would
any and he's as white privileged as they get. They that that
whole word is just a Psyop to make it divisive to allow black
people to fucking play the victim and for white people to
fucking pretend like they fucking give a fuck about
someone because of to feel guilty about the color of their
skin. It's just at the end of the day, it's all class division to fucking
Marshall and Marxism and socialism.
There's so much opportunity in the United States.
You you you'd be hard pressed to find Nigerians, I bet, playing this finger.
Fuck. And there's there's black as night.
You know what I mean? They ain't playing fucking around with that.
Yeah.
And I love when you do bring up that analogy of people from those other countries, whether
it's Nigerian or whatever, and when they come here and that they're, what is it?
They say, there's a comedian I watched and he would say like, they're black versus American
black, two different blacks.
Dude, my dad came to this country.
Yeah.
And listen, think of all the appos who came to this country.
How are you doing my friend?
Do you want to come to my liquor store?
I will sell you a bottle of Hennessy and two forties
of whiskey.
Like it's a dude, would you like to buy some old English
from me?
Listen, my dad came to this country as a fucking Abu
and fucking, and worked his fucking ass off.
Like no one wants to be in the United States
with a fucking Middle Eastern accent
Let me tell you something you think what you if you think white people are privileged
Nobody wants to know one in the United States wants to interact with anyone who has a fucking Russian accent that speaks English
Your cadence is fucked up. You speak too low. We find your tonal your tones
unbearable the way you talk
Sorry, just the way it is. It's just sonically set up that way. It's nothing personal. It's like it's like and
it's just
It's just it's it's fucking maddening that they're making it a fucking white and black thing to me when there's so much opportunity
And there's so many other
Would you rather be would you rather be?
poor black kid or a Chinese kid raised in Chinatown? I'm going with the black poor black kid.
I do not want I didn't I did the Chinese culture like living in Chinatown is a fucking where the
I can barely tell the difference between the men and the women. I don't want to live in that.
That culture is not for me. But that culture is a hard motherfucking working culture that goes to
school and their highest income earners in the country now. It's like, it's just, it's nuts.
I hope, I hope my kids, I hope my kids never, I hope when my kids are old enough to start
processing these kinds of things, they just see how retarded it is how broken it is
Russian accent is so damn sexy. Yeah for like five seconds
God those fucking people talk
So I've got my son in the car and I called you guys about a month ago or so when you had your sons on
The couch and we're talking about my son starting to jitsu. Oh, yeah, and so
and we're talking about my son starting to jitsu. Oh yeah, cool.
And so they gave the advice of just, you know, whatever.
And so he's now a month into it and he's loving it.
He does it about once or twice a week.
And yeah, it's the first one we had to sit on the mat
and just watch.
And then the second one, he started participating.
So yeah, he's starting to love the jitsu.
Oh, that's awesome.
Congrats, he's gonna be love the jet. Oh, that's awesome. Congrats. He's going to be so stoked. Yeah.
Oh, this kid sees the genetic freak when it comes down to that. It was pretty
fun. Awesome.
All right, buddy. Thanks for calling.
Thanks, Debbie. I'll let you go. Thank you very much.
Yeah. God, talking to the family is so hard.
Why?
Uh, no, not you. I was just thinking like, you know, your grandfather came to this country with nothing.
Babu. Yeah, nothing. Poor shit. Used to pee outside until he came to the United States.
Pee and poop outside. Came to the United States when he was 18, worked his ass off.
When 9-11 happened, everyone and their mother made Osama Bin Laden jokes about me.
Do you know who Osama Bin Laden is?
There's no idea.
That's good.
What do you want to do today?
What's today?
Thursday?
I think.
Did you already do school?
I just woke up.
No shit.
Oh, that's crazy.
You just woke up.
You're like me.
You just woke up and You're like me.
You just woke up and rolled into the podcast studio.
Did you eat yet?
Does mom know you're out here?
Yeah.
What do you say to her when you come out here?
You're like, Hey, I'm going to go see what Heidi is doing.
Well, I usually just go in with them.
When you say no, it's, you know, I do this to you.
Yeah, I do a waggle the finger from the window.
Don't let that open up.
There's there's pencil shavings in there.
If that spills, it'll be a mess.
Don't unscrew that.
Whatever you do.
Please.
What is this? No.
So shouldn't you be doing school right now?
Uh, we I have it at two.
I have it at two today.
Oh, oh, you do? It's at two? Not in the morning?
Mm-hmm. Today, it's at two.
Do we have anything before then?
Uh, Ms. Mighty's doing a lesson with Joey right now.
Armenian or Piano or both?
Both.
And after Kumaan I think we have...
Wait, so when you're done here and I'm done here we could go do something.
You want to go play tennis with me?
Play play tennis or play tennis?
Like go go to the we can go to the park.
Oh.
To the tennis courts.
I thought you meant.
On the switch?
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Let's go do something today.
Let's go to the skate park or something.
Let's get out.
It's been raining for a few days.
Do you care if I call Matt Sousa real quick?
You won't be offended by it?
Fine.
Why don't you nap a little?
Close your eyes a little bit.
Just chill. real quick you won't be offended by it fine yeah why don't you nap a little close your eyes a little bit just chill
you wear girls pants huh
you told me you want us to wear it yeah very progressive Oh shit, Suza's live
Really where the fuck is he live
Whose nose did the boys inherit yours or your wife?
We won't know you don't know that you can't tell until they go through puberty yours
You think you're gonna have a fucking huge nose like this
can't tell until they go through puberty.
Yours.
You think you're gonna have a fucking huge nose like this?
Mama has a bigger nose than you.
No.
Yes. You think so?
Yes.
Mine's huge.
Hey, you know what's crazy is mine keeps growing.
It used to not like 10 years ago was not this big.
Just stare at it.
You look ugly.
Okay, now you know. If you're saying if you just stare at my nose and isolated,. You look ugly. OK, now you know.
If you you're saying if you just stare at my nose and isolated,
I just get ugly as fuck.
What about what are there any parts of other parts of my face
that you stare at that are ugly or is my nose the low point?
I just stare at your eyes.
Nice. Thank you. I'm crying. Your eyes are nice. Yeah. Thank you
Yeah, did you cry when we saw Moana too no, did I cry yes
Why didn't you cry there weren't you didn't think there were some touching moments and like emotionally charged moments? Yeah
You cried yeah, I'm Moana too. Yeah. Yeah, I was sitting right next to you. You cried? Yeah, and Moana too?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was sitting right next to you, of course.
You cried?
You cried, Dexter?
I think, I think there was one episode I cried and they kidnapped a son or something.
Someone's boy was kidnapped and I think that like really, or
I got moved somehow.
Don't ever look directly at my nose again.
I don't want to scar you.
I'm gonna get it right now.
Okay.
Now you don't look good.
Wait.
Just, it's so big.
It's, it's just so big.
It's bulbous, right?
What do you think?
You think it's wide or long?
Both.
More long.
You better not tell mom she has a bigger nose than me.
I don't think you're right.
Hey, when we go inside after-
She has a wider nose?
You have a longer nose.
She has a black girl's nose?
I know.
You don't even know what that means.
Never mind. What would you say say is this an Armenian nose is my nose bigger than who
has the biggest nose in our family
that's okay say it you don't want to say I'm not'm not to say it. I'm not to see moms again.
Really?
Bigger than MedsMitex?
MedsMitex has the biggest nose?
Nah, nah, I'm just kidding.
Bobby has a huge nose.
No, my dad?
Knows a big nose?
Who?
Molly John.
Oh, you're fucking...
I don't trust your nose rating anymore
My nose even might stay like this for the rest of my life or small
All right. I don't think I can do any more of this show with you here. Why I'm just thinking um
Spare now I'm winning I just okay here you want to see that this this might be okay?
This guy's doing the Lord's work. Do you know who the Lord is?
Who's the who's the Lord and
Who's the Lord and Savior do you know the Lord and Savior is no idea?
No, okay. Okay. Here we go. Listen to this guy. This guy's a real do-gooder
That's the first name here If you know anything about our church random action group church
You know that we love homeless people one day a year.
And we just got back from our outreach where we got to serve
and love on the homeless people in our area.
We gave them socks, canned food and Bluetooth speakers.
This is part of an initiative that was birthed here
in our love community called the homeless outreach
ministry organizations.
You know, the Bible commands us to go out and be the hands and feet of Jesus.
Now, if you excuse me, I gotta go wash my hands
and my feet, because they smell like urine.
We're gonna do this again next year when we feel guilty.
See you there.
Hey, online fam, it's Pastor Firstname here.
If you know anything about our church.
I'm gonna get that up there.
Do you think you'd ever like to try to be homeless?
Like when you're like you and Joey will go out with like a stick with like a little red
handkerchief on it with like some clean clothes and just walk around on planet Earth for a
few years?
I have no idea.
Just be free.
Just you and your brother.
18 years old.
You, my brothers?
Yeah, brothers, like the three of you just are like,
we're just gonna walk the earth.
We'll just sleep whatever the earth offers us.
We'll sleep under trees and parks.
Right, I'll sleep under a park with a tree.
Maybe you'll sleep under a tree in a park.
We're wearing no food.
There'll be no one to tell you,
there'll be no one to tell you, There'll be no one to tell you.
It'll just show up.
Have faith my son.
You could trade you could trade jiu-jitsu lessons.
You could help an old lady to work at the grocery store to her car with her groceries
and maybe she'll offer you something to eat.
Probably.
Be free from the confines of your daily schedule.
Bossy.
You're giving me like horrible ideas right now.
Bossy parents.
Not bossy.
Sometimes.
Three homeless brothers.
Oh my God.
Listen, you Reddit pedo cucks. Oh My god
Listen you reddit pedo cucks I
Have to I
Have my own I have my own the the the person I love the most in the world just told me I have an ugly
Nose there's nothing you can say or do to hurt my feelings
do to hurt my feelings. I didn't say you have an ugly nose.
I said when I stare at it, you look ugly.
Oh, so the nose isn't ugly, but if you fixate on my nose, the whole my whole face gets ugly.
Yeah, I feel much I feel much better now.
You understand that so wrong.
But if I don't focus, I focus on your eyes.
I like die for you.
But if your nose, I'm like, you said when you focus on your eyes, I like die for you literally.
But if your nose, I'm like, eh.
You said when you focus on my eyes, you would die for me?
Well, I would die for you either way, but literally, if I knew a bull is going right.
Hey, can I tell you something?
I feel that from you.
What do you mean?
I feel that you would die for me.
You are so good to me.
You love on me so hard all day.
It's crazy and last one when you when um we fight
Yeah, sometimes they got a fight. Do you ever feel like you're do you ever get scared?
Like you're gonna hurt me like when we're fighting
No, no, well you should be you're getting it gets a little crazy sometimes sometimes I panic a little you do
a whole much
Let's see, I'm 60 because I for 54 in your how have you 164
Huge difference I know but I don't I don't know sometimes when you're choking me I I forget to tap and
I start panicking and trying to rip your hands off and I can't get them off
You're so strong. I mean can't you rip them off?
I could but I also have to deal with the fact like I don't want to snap your elbow off or something
Yeah, yeah
All right. I'm getting hungry. I'd die for you too, you know that? I would jump in front of a car for you or fight a mountain lion for you. Yeah.
You know that?
Yeah, I know that.
You feel that?
I knew mom would do that.
To be honest with you, mom could probably kick your butt.
I agree. She doesn't.
The thing is, is she could, but she didn't know how to fight at all.
I'm way more like agile and got like moves and can work with my hands.
If she knew how to fight, she would kill you.
Yeah, I think so, too
She's probably even stronger than you know
Really no she looks buffer than you know way buffer
You think I look a little fat?
Yeah, as you get older you get a little
get older you get a little fat in there. Oh, f**k. All right.
I seen picture of Greg when he was young and he was buff.
Yeah, he was crazy buff, right? Crazy buff.
All right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat.
You are? Okay. I love you. Thanks for coming in. Bye as productive show
You can have some of my steak his mom started cooking steaks yet
Okay, does it smell like steak in the house? Not really, no. Okay, geez, don't worry about closing the door. It's fucking freezing in here
Seve if you hate anuses so much how what do you do when you're in 69 and your nose goes up towards it?
God I don't really do 69 anymore. That was like a phase. What did I do? I don't even know. But you know, you're just in a fucking frenzy. When I'm with my wife, I'm in a frenzy. I'm
not like thinking. You know what I mean? It's like a wrestling match.
It's not a... I'm not...
I'm...
I don't think. I'm not thinking.
I don't think. I don't know. I just don't think.
Oh, you've got to get... Jesus.
Zika, he wears a condom around his nose. Hey, there, hey, that could be a business idea.
That could be a.
That's a great business idea.
Nose condoms.
All right.
Let me leave you with this.
Let me show you this.
This could probably be a whole episode.
In case you were ever wondering how men get circumcised, little boys get circumcised,
I have this video for you.
They take this device, they put it inside the foreskin, they tie a string around it,
that gun just chops the skin off and you just hope it doesn't cut off any of the helmet.
And if you don't think that it sometimes does cut off a piece of the helmet, then
And if you don't think that it sometimes does cut off a piece of the helmet then
Well then
You haven't been around enough guys
Look at that thing
The fucking power mask what's this device called? I wonder if I could buy one of these you think you could buy one of these on Amazon. Holy shit. Wouldn't that be crazy?
What is that device called
Automated
Circumcision gun I'll call it that what if I call it that
circuit curver innovative sir circumcision surgical device
Takes five to seven minutes. Holy shit. I found it. I found it. I
Found it
Oh my god now to go on to Amazon and
Oh my God, now to go onto Amazon and see if I can, the Dick Chopper 3000, now to go on Amazon.
Nope, they don't have it.
Damn, wouldn't that be crazy?
I bet you that's like a $50,000 device.
Even though it's probably cost like $3 to make.
All right, I have to tell you guys a bunch of shit what do I have to tell you share with you
Tomorrow morning show DNA for addiction will be on that is the genetic test
That lets you know if you're predisposed to being addicted to drugs
So like if you were in the hospital and they wanted to give you Vicodin
You were concerned you might become addicted to it and it'd be a gateway drug
Which which I think that that's like the leading cause of like pill addiction now is like getting it in the hospital first.
So basically Taylor self from the kill Taylor fame that is man in the world took the test
and and then we're going to have a doctor on and Bob Forrest on they're going to talk
to Taylor and I'm we're going to get to sit here and laugh.
I mean support Taylor while he oh they sell it on Timo, the circumciser.
Uh, anyway, I'll look, um, they, uh, they'll be on tomorrow.
So tomorrow we'll find out if, uh, um, Taylor has a potential to be addicted to
drugs and, uh, on top of that, um, we'll get a doctor talking about it.
Nope, I don't see it on Tmoo either.
So that's tomorrow morning.
And then Candace Owens is hot.
Yeah.
She's basically the black AOC.
I don't know if Hiller will be, no, Hiller,
Hiller, we're gonna do our own show with Hiller
to talk about his potential for addiction to drugs.
He took the test too.
So we'll do Hiller also.
And so that shows tomorrow morning.
Then I go on Dr. Trow's show.
I don't know if that show is live or not.
Then somewhere during the day, I think there'll be a CrossFit Games update show.
And then there will also be the Binge Bros show tomorrow night.
Tomorrow's going to be busy, busy, busy, busy.
I wonder if all that stuff's on the calendar
Bob Forrest and Taylor and there's a doctor joining us. What's the doctor's name?
The doctor's name is coming on with this tomorrow. I heard he's really cool. I haven't met him before
Um damn where is that I know she sent it over oh
I know she sent it over. Oh, Dr. Joe DeSanto will be on tomorrow with Bob Forrest and Taylor.
So that'll be fun.
That'll be a good show.
Be funny.
And then if you guys want to take the test, the test will be on sale tomorrow.
It's, it's Sarah Cox's company runs the tests.
I'll have all that information tomorrow.
And then, yeah, so that's it.
And then on Saturday, Kil Taylor will be three thousand dollars.
And then it's and then like Christmas is coming.
All right.
Seve, you watching college football this weekend?
I don't know anything about college football.
The only time I ever watched college football
is if like there's someone here watching it.
I don't think I've ever put college football
on once in my life.
here watching it. I've like, I don't think I've ever put college football on once in my life.
Better boobs than Beth.
Yeah, those are, those are nice.
Those are nice.
All right, I'm trying to think if there's anything else today.
What is today?
Thursday?
I don't know.
All right.
See you guys soon.
Thanks for joining me.
Bye bye.