The Sevan Podcast - Cultivating CURIOSITY | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:21 It's a 7-Hoc-Hash show. It's a 7-Hoc-Hash show. Shut up and scream. I'm telling you this is a dream. It's a sad life, a bad sleep. Shut up and scream. Shut up and scream. Good morning. Can't even remember who made that. Can't even remember who made it. I need to get a Sevier's song in my roadcaster.
Starting point is 00:02:16 For a second I was trying to do that. I don't know what happened. Good morning! Hey everyone! Monday. Good to see you. Sorry I'm late. Dilly Dally. I was on the couch. I was trying to study what happened in the Raider Kansas City game yesterday. I didn't see the game. But it looks like it was some pretty fucked up shit that happened. Kansas City Chiefs are a NFL football team. And they played the Oakland Raiders, Las Vegas Raiders,
Starting point is 00:02:48 Los Angeles Raiders. I don't even know where they play anymore. But I find it fascinating that they have such big issues, massive issues, massive issues yesterday in the NFL. And like I said before, take any dimension of that sport. Take all of the technology that's on the field, the cameras, all that stuff, the microphones, the wires, all that and just in one game, in one city, in one stadium,
Starting point is 00:03:20 the cost of all that equipment is probably greater than the entire revenue of CrossFit Inc. And yet we have this magnificent sport methodology, community, lifestyle, protocol, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that we run worldwide in all these countries with all these cool shows and podcasts and game shows and whatever Pedro does and And yet I don't think our refing has nearly the shit that their shit has going on man Crazy Basically what happened was Feel free if someone wants to call in and unfuck me on
Starting point is 00:04:06 this, but there was like 15 seconds left in the game and the Raiders were down by a couple points so they could win and it's an important victory I think. I think we're getting towards playoffs. I think Kansas winning this game secured themselves to go to the playoffs this year. And the Raiders had the ball and they only needed to score and they could have kicked the field goal but I think they could have run one more play to try to get into the end zone. And the quarterback snapped the ball and he starts to play and he takes the ball. And then one of the referees calls the play over. He's like, plays over. Plays over. There was some foul on the line.
Starting point is 00:04:53 But then the ball was fumbled and it switched hands and Kansas City got the ball with 14 seconds left in the game. So the Raiders couldn't score and they lost the game. Even though one of the referees called the ball the play over. After the play was called over, the ball switched hands to the other team. Crazy crucial error. Crazy error. Probably somewhere, probably somewhere that cost someone a lot of money. Like millions of dollars. Shit, think of what it did in Vegas to the bedding anyway and guess what no one's calling for the NFL commissioner to step down nobody not one none oh no one's calling for anyone to step down just shift shit happens shit happens did I get that right Ken did you like did I Oh, no one's calling for anyone to step down. Just shift. Shit happens.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Shit happens. Did I get that right, Ken? Did you like, did I explain that right? You know, you know sports. There was never a question of Kansas City was going to the playoffs, but never really sure about Kansas. Well, the article I read said that this is what clinched the playoffs. So I understand that.
Starting point is 00:06:01 I mean, I know they had a great record, but this was the win that clinched it for them. So I think in a world of a hundred percent reality and facts, I'm right, but you're probably right too, and they were gonna go. Pat also ruining my story. It did nothing to the betting. Raiders were 10-point underdogs. That result was the same. Oh, so they won either way if you bet on the Raiders? Oh, CrossFat says it did matter if you bet money on the line. Whatever the fuck that means. Now I'm way out of my depth.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Jake Chapman. David. Yeah, David, listen. David, pay attention. David, listen. Is David Weigman in here? Okay. Listen, David, listen. David, pay attention. David, listen. Is David Weed even in here? Okay. Listen, this is very important. This is very... this is critical to understanding this show. This is from Jake Chapman. This is a love letter from Jake Chapman to David Weed. David, dearest David.
Starting point is 00:07:00 You men of men. You warrior. You homosexual warrior from the Greek era. David. If Seve only talked about things he knew about this podcast, it would be a camera podcast. Even there, Jake, I think my knowledge is slowly eroding. Sucks. I really don knowledge is slowly eroding. Sucks, I really don't know about anything anymore. So there's that. There was a funny bit making fun of Mahomo.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I thought it was pretty good. I thought it was funny. I didn't even know what happened and I thought it was good. I guess the chiefs get a lot of calls going their way. I guess there's this belief that the refs make a lot of favorable calls for Kansas City and I guess that's bad. First and ten for the Raiders who think they have a chance to win the game and this play should put them
Starting point is 00:08:05 in field goal range. This is actually funny. Do they really think they stand a chance against the mighty Mahomo? And there it is. The mighty Mahomo is doing the good old end. This game stare to the refs. This game shouldn't last much longer.
Starting point is 00:08:16 And would you look at that? The Chiefs have recovered the football. Absolutely zero surprises here, but hold on a second. The refs signaled a false start, which wouldn't give the Chiefs the ball. The refs are frantically trying to fix this to not be executed by Mahomes. And wow I've never seen this before Patrick Mahomes is audibling the penalty call. We are witnessing greatness with our own eyes. It appears that the refs are ready to make the call. Trying to
Starting point is 00:08:39 win against Patrick Mahomes on the offense as a result the mighty Mahomes is now the franchise owner of the Raiders automatic chiefs win by 50 points that's why he's the goat we are witnessing the greatest of all time folks if Taylor Swift approved so do I another Mahomo victory means another successful day in the NFL first and ten for the there you go Mahomo I think his wife might be crazy hot and a trumpeter. That's sacrilege. On to more important things. Sounds like a mix of Joe Buck and Chris Collinsworth. Heidi. No, it's real. Yeah, definitely real. When I first heard it actually I was really hoping it was real and the guy fucked up and called him a homo.
Starting point is 00:09:27 That would have been amazing. That would have been absolutely amazing. Nothing like a little homosexual slur humor. It's always fun, right? Okay, here we go. The fun is over. The United Kingdom's National Weather and Climate Service was caught inventing data. Now why would the
Starting point is 00:10:08 United Kingdom's national weather and climate service invent data? That doesn't even make any sense. Britain's official meteorological service appears to be making up a worrying proportion of its published temperature readings According to a new investigation You ready for this this is this is this is a what Greg's always talking about right fabric fabrication and falsification and falsification. When citizen journalist Ray Sanders made freedom of information requests to the Met Office and visited individual meteorological stations, he discovered that 103 of the 302 weather stations that supply temperatures, earth temperatures averages, do not actually exist.
Starting point is 00:11:10 One third of the data is being falsified. These are the climate change people. Toby Young from X. Shocking evidence has emerged that points to the United Kingdom Met Office inventing temperature data from over 100 non-existing weather stations. It's fucking nuts. Sanders declares no scientific purpose can possibly be served by fabrication
Starting point is 00:11:47 but you know what can be served is the people who want to demand that uh we're in some sort of global warming that's going to require us all to stop driving our cars. Now this is from November 6th. This isn't like from 1981. This is happening now. Listen to their justification of it. While the Met Office publishes the historical data from some of its shuttered or go stations, it then continues the figures by using estimates. It reports estimates.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Estimates? I thought the point was to collect the data to show that the earth was warming or cooling or something Or just to have actual numbers What if if I was president and they would have asked me hey are you gonna pardon your son I would have been like Of course, I'm gonna fucking pardon my son. I Are you gonna pardon your son? I would have been like, of course, I'm gonna fucking pardon my son I wonder I wonder why he lied about that I wonder why by wouldn't you guys all respect them more if he'd been like fuck? Of course, I'm gonna pardon him 1.4 million dollars in tax evasion
Starting point is 00:13:17 Illegal purchase of a gun You know how they found out that he legally purchased that gun? That laptop that was supposedly that 50, you know, leading security agency people signed saying the laptop was fake and the laptop ended up being real. It showed in there in the laptop in evidence that they found inside the laptop, it showed that he was doing drugs while he purchased that gun. That's how they found out. And yet there's still a shitload of libtards in California who think the laptop is fake. Even though Biden's not denying it, Hunter's not denying it,
Starting point is 00:14:03 the evidence, they're collecting evidence from that laptop for all sorts of different cases. He had to pardon his son. I had to pardon my son. Is there anyone here who wouldn't have pardoned their kid? I for sure would have pardoned my kid. There's endless clips on the internet where Joe's like just going crazy about how important it is to jail people. Who do cocaine and crack. I don't care if that was me, I don't care. I'd still, I'd still pardon my son. I don't know why no one's saying that on the internet. They keep saying, they keep saying
Starting point is 00:14:55 that they're surprised that Joe Biden pardoned his son and that he said he wouldn't pardon his son and Jean Pierre Clier, the lesbian black girl who does the White House press conferences, said that they weren't going to pardon him. Well, of course they were going to pardon him. I don't blame Biden one tiny little bit for pardoning his son. Not even a schmidge. But the part that tripped me out is why didn't he just say that? Not even a schmidge. But the part that tripped me out is why didn't he just say that? Wouldn't we have liked him more if he would have just said, yeah, of course I'm going to pardon him.
Starting point is 00:15:37 He's my son. All these people think, well, they're upset that Don's not telling them what the investigation says, right? Wouldn't you have respected the White House so much more if they said, yeah, we know we found out who the cocaine belongs to, we're just not going to tell you? Wouldn't you have respected him so much more for that? I would have. Remember when they asked Trump and the when he was debating Hillary and they're like, hey, how come you haven't paid any taxes? Instead of denying it, he's like, because I'm using the tax code the way all the rich people do, I'm taking advantage of the tax code.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Didn't you respect him more for that? Marv, the president has an obligation to the United States above all friends and family, that is the oath he took, I understand. to the United States above all friends and family that is the oath he took. I understand. I completely understand what you're saying. And he is a world-class douchebag. Joe Biden is the worst president in my lifetime. By far. Horrible. Maybe it'll even be uncovered at some point that he's like a Mossad agent or a KGB agent.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Like I wouldn't be surprised there either. I wouldn't be surprised anything we find out about Joe Biden from here on out. No one's even denying what it said in his daughter's diary. Do you guys remember that? Ashley Biden. The story goes that she wrote in her diary that she waits till her father goes to sleep at night because if she showers he gets in the shower with her. He openly said on camera that he threatened Ukraine not to give them a billion dollars if they didn't fire the Attorney General of Ukraine who was investigating his son's illegal actions in the Ukraine.
Starting point is 00:18:07 He just said it on camera. He was proud of it. He showed off. He laughed when he was vice president. I have no issue with him pardoning his son. None. I have none. And I'm not disagreeing with you either, Marv. I just would pardon my son too. It's just the line. It's the lack of just being a man. I don't even know dude I don't even know what you're saying KF you all y'all sound y'all y'all that's great y'all sound dumb that's that's that could be a meme y'all sound dumb saying oh that's his son proves 99% of the people don't understand business and money laundering and oh don't care about pitos listen you don't have to put a three in there. They're not going to censor you.
Starting point is 00:19:07 You can write it out. I don't even understand what you're saying. Sebi, Sebi, maybe he forgot that he said it. That too. It's just after ever since I saw Trump on Rogan, it completely solidified what's going on here and then now hearing all the all the pundits talk about the Democrats don't care All they they really want to win and It's not that the Republicans didn't want to win, but they wanted to win with who they are Hey, I'm gonna sit down with you for three hours and we're going to talk shit out and
Starting point is 00:20:05 people are going to see who I am and then they can decide whether they want to vote for me or not. And the Democrats are saying, and the Democrats are like two year old kids or I used to work with retards and they and some of the retards would do this too. They don't care. They just want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And they're not they're not like using logic like to be like, okay I'm gonna be extra nice here and then I'm gonna do this
Starting point is 00:20:29 I'm gonna do this and this is gonna get me my peanut butter and jelly sandwich They just would spoo shit out like a two-year-old is just putting words out and doing things and making expressions on their face to try To get what they want You hear the Democrats saying maybe we should have moved more to the center to win. No, just be who you are. Just be who you are. Tell the truth and let the people decide. I mean, there's Pat Lang. I mean, there's no way he's going to say, yeah, I'm going to pardon my convicted felon son if I lose the election. Why not? Not even if I lose the election. Why not just say, right when they start the court case,
Starting point is 00:21:12 why not just say, hey, guys, it's my son, it's my blood. It might be wrong, but I'm crazy loyal to my kids and I'm gonna pardon them. Why not just say that? I would fully fucking respect that. Why not? Why not say that? And then everyone will be like,
Starting point is 00:21:37 that's fucked up, that's fucked up. That's not cool, that's an abuse of power. And be like, I understand. I completely understand. Doesn't matter. It's my son. I agree with all you're saying but no president would say that in my opinion. You avoid the backlash by waiting till the end. Is this true? Is this true?
Starting point is 00:22:19 A lot of Dems are jumping ship. Bernie endorsed Trump. Is that true I did see that Bernie Sanders was talking about starting another party I did finally hear also I heard I heard I heard something on the Rogan podcast I don't remember exactly what it was but it was something Trump was saying that basically he wanted to run from the Transformation Party but he knew he couldn't get in that way so he ran as a Republican and then recently
Starting point is 00:22:53 I'm finally I heard yesterday that I don't know. I don't know where I heard it I don't know if I heard it on Fox or on the local radio FM radio. I was listening to But they were basically saying, yeah, Trump's not a Republican. It was the first time I heard it, you know, from the media. They're referring to him as an agent of change. It's going to be fun. It's going to be interesting. It's going to be really, really fun. It's going to be wild on day one.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I think that there is this concern that they're only going to hold the house in the Senate for two years, so it's going to be a race to get as much done as possible. I saw a montage of all of the famous people who said they're going to leave the country if Trump gets elected this morning. It's wild. I bet you none of them leave. So many of them said they're going to go to Canada. Why would you go to Canada? I looked up the Mar-a-Lago website yesterday to see if you could get if I could rent a hotel room there and stay there a week I'm going away for a week here in a couple in December. I'm trying to figure out where I'm gonna go
Starting point is 00:24:37 And Going away with Greg for a week. He wants to just have a week alone and rehearse his His seminar his new seminar, which will be January 11th and 12th in Scottsdale. And I was like, man, I bet you I could talk Greg into going tomorrow, but you can't just rent a room there. I couldn't, I couldn't find, I went to their website and I was like, I couldn't find a place to reserve a room. I guess, I guess if anyone knows, let me know. I guess it's a golf club and you can only get rooms there if you're a member. And then later I saw that there's like 100 or 150 rooms there. That he didn't let Trudeau stay there.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I guess they told Trudeau, it's booked, there's no room for you here. You have to be, oh, Ken Walters, you have to be a member at the club Yeah, that sucks That would have been cool You think that thing's just you think that thing's just booked out. What if i'm gonna type that up? Uh Mara lago booked
Starting point is 00:25:44 Um Mar-a-Lago booked Another man arrested for trying to breach security guest suites at Mar-a-Lago I don't see the book and I don't see anything about booking. how much does it cost to stay at Mar-a-Lago the fee returned $200,000 January 2017 Trump was elected president with 14,000 in annual dues Oh, so to become a member there cost 200,000 plus 14,000 in annual dues and then overnight guests spend $2,000 a night for a room Membership list of Mar-a-Lago is kept secret.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And then I guess his primary residence is a three level penthouse on the top floors of Trump. Oh, up until 2019 he lived in the penthouse at Trump Tower and then in 2019 he began living in Mar-a-Lago I wonder what his place is like there Mar-a-Lago, so I guess I can't stay there. What a waste of a room it would be on me to go there. I don't even play golf. Pat Lang, did you see the video of Elon having dinner with his 12 kids? Me neither.
Starting point is 00:27:32 That's because he spent it with Trump at the golf course dad of the year. Listen, man, he transitioned one of his kids. Straight transition. I can't believe that fake weather data story. I mean, I can, but I can't. Here is the White House press secretary saying that they would never pardon Hunter. What's her name? Jean-Carrine Jean-Pierre. Our first black lesbian White House press secretary. Open, open. Openly black. She's open. She's openly black and openly gay. Pierre our first black lesbian White House press secretary open open Openly black. She's open. She's openly black and openly gay. I Think she's hot and she dresses good
Starting point is 00:28:32 Great hair presidential perspective. Is there any possibility that the president would end up pardoning his son? Yeah I just said no The president would not pardon or commute the census for his son Hunter. I just want to make sure that that is not going to change over the next six months. The president's saying it would not. It's still a no. Sometimes she's hot, sometimes she looks like a frog. Here she looks like a frog, doesn't she?
Starting point is 00:28:57 It's because her neck, she needs to show her neck. It's still a no. It will always be a no. It's still a no. It will be a no. It is a no. And I don't have anything else to add. Will he pardon his son? No. His son Hunter is also up for being sentenced next month. Does the president have any intention of pardoning him? We've been asked that question multiple times. Our answer stands, which is no. President Biden says that he's not going to pardon his son, Hunter.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Is he going to ask Donald Trump to do that? I don't have anything else to share about that. I'm not going to go down a rabbit hole on this. I've been very clear, the president's been very clear when we've been asked this question. From a presidential perspective, I think he got, he's getting more by the way. So he got pardon for the $1.4 million tax evasion and he got pardoned for the line on his gun application. I think there's going to be more.
Starting point is 00:29:58 As I recall, you can pick a swath of time You can pick a swath of time, and I'll get you more on this, but you can pick a swath of time and give a carte blanche. Am I using that word right? Carte blanche. Pardon. So you can basically say, hey, he can't be charged for any crimes during this period. carte blanche, complete freedom to act as one wishes. Still, even knowing the definition, I don't know if I'm using it right. Because I think I am using it right, but that definition doesn't work. As a kid, my sister would accuse me of using words I didn't know the meaning of. I mean, I thought I knew the meaning of them.
Starting point is 00:30:47 She would do that all the time to me. Yeah. I can't believe anyone thinks this is big news. Of course he was going to pardon him. I agree. Of course he was going to pardon him. It's the lying part. Why not just say it?
Starting point is 00:31:10 But I think I think he's gonna give him a bigger pardon than that. I think he's gonna give him some pardon that say like he can't be tried for any crimes he did between this year and this year. He's gonna give him and so that they any charges that are brought up on Hunter in the future that dealt with this time previous to that I think it's gonna be impossible to charge him on Sean Lennerman say it with me sebi politicians lie everyone lies, but why not tell the truth why it? Why not just tell the truth? Why not just lean into it? I think he'll give him the part. I think this is what pat lang was saying to what dick butter saying they had an election so he didn't want to tell the truth because they think it would
Starting point is 00:32:12 make him look bad I don't think it would have made him look bad I think it would have been I mean I know they don't know that the Democrats just want to lie about everything they're trying to do what would get them elected as opposed to just telling the truth and running on who they are and their own values and morals. But I would have respected them a lot more. And I think that's where the American people are too. I think the American people, not a lot of them, but like 50% of them would have respected him more. No, I don't think it's for future crimes. I don't think you can pardon, you can't, you can, Bob is saying if he gives the pardon you described Hunter could commit future crimes. The way it works is I think, as I recall, and he wouldn't be the first president to
Starting point is 00:33:17 do this. It's not for future crimes. You can't do future crimes, but you can do past crimes that he hasn't been charged with yet. So it's for future charges on past crimes. Elizabeth Düsseldinger, the truth will come out later when he gets paid millions for a tell-all book. I hope so. That would be cool.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Might even read that or listen to it. I sure would like to know. It'd be cool. I love reading the Star Report. I love the details of Monica eating Bill's ass in the White House. I see generals out there that are acting as if they're women. They're not. I'm sorry. Does that instill confidence in your leadership?
Starting point is 00:34:37 Is a is a some is a sergeant as a private is somebody working in the trenches in is that true Pat? There are generals that are trannies too They're male generals out there That cross just dress as women for their sexual gratification, is that true In a foxhole or on a front line, I mean come on No, it doesn't and and it reflects in the lack of the recruiting and retention because we see the focus on pronouns and all of these things and drag queen shows and drag queen
Starting point is 00:35:12 recruiters. That's not the purpose of our military. And I think the other thing we have to realize that Barack Obama got rid of some 180, almost, maybe 183 senior level general officers and flag officers that did not get on board with what he was doing. He just simply did it quietly. He didn't put out an executive order, what have you. And lastly, I want to say this, hopefully no one gets upset or offended, but if you look down in your pants and you're confused about whether or not you have a choo-choo train or a tunnel, the United States military is not the place for you. We're not about social engineering. We're not about paying for your hormonal therapies
Starting point is 00:35:45 and your surgeries. I see generals out there. I agree with that. I don't think, I'm gonna take it a step further. If you're confused about anything in your pants in regards to you don't want your penis or you wish you had a, what do you call it? A tunnel. You want a vagina or you call it a tunnel you want a vagina
Starting point is 00:36:05 or you have vagina and you want a penis although I just give so much more leeway to women their confusion seems so much less devastating to the function of the organism than if you're a man because we're singularly focused around it. But all first responders, firefighters, ambulance drivers, cops, the whole plumbers, carpenters, I don't know if carpenters are first responders, but plumbers definitely are first responders. Electricians. Did I say police? Military.
Starting point is 00:36:58 You're out. You can't do the job. Monica was kind of hot in a chubby intern way. I think she's super hot. I think she's super hot. I can't, I think she's crazy hot. I'm an electrician. Do not call me during an emergency. Find a different responder. When the electricity went out the other day, it was a Sunday, and I had an electrician come out and fix my generator. He got it fixed at the exact same time the power went back on. I don't know if what Heidi's saying is true, but women do it after sexual abuse, men do
Starting point is 00:37:50 it for sexual perversion. I don't know. I don't know if that's true, but either way, I mean, I can get on board with whatever as long as there should not be anyone, anyone who's pathologically fixated on their penis for any reason, whether they love it too much or hate it too much You should not belong in the military or as a cop or as a fireman or as an ambulance driver or any of those things It's too much of a distraction makes you too weird. I Don't know a Janelle's right, I don't know I think I think dudes get diddled
Starting point is 00:38:23 I think it probably a lot of dudes get diddled and it fucks their head up. I know Pat thinks it's a choice, there's no correlation there, but I disagree 100%. Confused about your choo-choo trainer tunnel. Has everyone got their gift certificate? $150 worth of coffee for 50 bucks? Has everyone done that? How could you not do that? What a great gift to someone. Think of the credit you get from someone.
Starting point is 00:39:04 If you buy that as a gift for someone, they're going to think you spent $150 on them. But you only spent $50. So if you buy three of those gift cards, you give one to your mom and your stepdad, and one to your dad and your stepmom. That's a good gift. You know, you do Christmas at one parent's house in the morning and then one in the evening. Or one on Christmas evening, one on Christmas and you each give them one of those cards. And then you give one to your ex-wife and her new husband. Or one to dear ex-husband and his new wife and you're done. That's it. All done. All done. Christine Young, I'm keeping them all. That too. It's just such a crazy deal.
Starting point is 00:40:15 I'm not spending $50 on my ex-husband though. Judy Reid, we bought two, we should have bought more. I think it still goes on. I think he, isn't there like Black Friday and then Cyber Monday? I think it's still going. I think today's the last day. So the shopping season I guess is underway and they have this law in California where stores or companies that have over a certain number of employees, I forget how many it is, have to provide gender neutral children's sections like for clothes and toys. That's the law. So if you go into a Macy's in California they would have to have a
Starting point is 00:41:14 gender-neutral clothing section. That's a law here. And the Attorney General of California wants to make sure you follow that law. Rob Bonta said that if your major retailer doesn't have a good gender neutral aisle in it, then you should document it, take a picture and report it to the attorney general's office. Is this really your first priority, Rob Bonta? You're going to jump ship to governor in 2026 is what it looks like. And the You're going to jump ship to governor in 2026 is what it looks like, and the governor is going to jump ship to president. Even though we have a law in the books called Proposition 57, which allows people who've killed another person,
Starting point is 00:41:55 raped another person, did a child crime with a child to get out on early parole. Where's the justice in this state? In fact, I'm also hearing that there's a law that allows juveniles who've committed those same exact crimes to not have to do life without parole because they were juveniles. They were under 26 when they committed that crime and their brain wasn't fully developed. I'm sorry, but if you're a 25-year-old man in this state and you murder someone's grandma, you're a growing man and you should be building your life instead of destroying others lives. And Rob Bonta thinks it's more important to establish an enforcement mechanism against stores that don't have toys to appeal to the
Starting point is 00:42:37 they thems. And then also in Georgia, it looks like their Supreme Court might be dropping a case that Fannie Willis and Nathan Wade have against Donald Trump. Yeah, the adulterer and the harlot of Babylon. Democrats priorities are to target the sitting president of the United States and stores that aren't woke. Kidding me? Wow. He went full Monty on that.
Starting point is 00:43:02 How does that? How does that? If you're major. You think he- Ah, Bonta said that if your major- You think he combs his hair down like that? Is that just grease from just not showering? How does he do his hair like that? I seriously wanna tell him to get a haircut. I like the kid, but he needs to get a haircut.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Yeah, I looked it up. What he's saying is true. Bonta just put out a press release asking people, asking people and encouraging people who go into stores that don't have a gender neutral section for kids to report them. Bizarro world. This next story, I had never heard this before. This next story I'm about to share with you. I had heard, I had heard or knew that vaccine companies that produce vaccines had limited liability, meaning you take a vaccine and you're injured and that you can't directly sue the pharmaceutical
Starting point is 00:44:14 company. That basically there is a fund somewhere. I don't know if it's a federal fund or state fund, but there is a fund so that if you get vaccine injured, you can sue, but it's not federal fund or state fund, but there is a fund so that if you get vaccine injured you can sue But it's not the actual pharmaceutical company that's liable. It's some slush fund that the government provides But it sounds like it's it's a little more nuanced than that and this if this is true this is a Jordan Peterson's daughter interviewing RFK about the subject. And this is some really scary shit.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Some really scary shit. Sevan, the hair police. Yes. I'm all sorts of police. Seve, where'd you get that shirt? You know Cameron, the guy, the giant buff guy that lives on a farm with a huge dick and has an OnlyFans page that's in the comments sometimes? I think he made this for me. I think he made this for me.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I used to have one, Dave made me one. Dave made Rick Ross one and me one once. But I lost it. I probably gave it away. Okay, listen to this. Listen to this. This involves kids. This is no bueno. Seve. This is from Pat Lang. Hi Pat, good morning. Seve, Seves, Seves. That's cause every single vaccine you get is volunteer, whether you like it or not, it's a fact.
Starting point is 00:45:55 So what Pat is saying is that there's never a situation where someone is going to hold you down and force you to take an injection. There could be incidents where you can't eat in a restaurant, your kids can't go to school, you can't attend certain events, you can't be in the military, you can't have a job at certain places, you can't work on the military. You can't have a job at certain places. Can't work on the Kamala campaign. He's saying that that's not forced. Right, Pat? Am I understanding you right?
Starting point is 00:46:30 You're saying that in the absolute reality of the situation, that there's nowhere where people are holding you down and injecting you. You may not be able to go to fucking Finland or whatever countries and force that shit. But what you're saying is there's no situation where you are held down and forced to take it. Is that, is that correct? Okay. So I agree with that.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I agree with that. Where, where, where could we agree, uh, Pat, drugs are used, there's a cohesion, what's the definition of cohesion? Co-hersion. Is that with an H? Oh no. C-O-E-R-C-I-O-N. Coercion. The practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats. But we would agree that there's a lot of coercion, coercion, coercion, coercion, coercion, right? I see your comment. Hold on one second, Jamie.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Hold on. Listen to this. May what are your views on, on, um, giving this COVID vaccine that they've made to kids? I know I'm from Canada and I think that they're implementing that in order to go to school in Canada. They're for sure implementing that in California. Well, they have to give it to kids because here's why. They cannot market this vaccine without having immunity shield. I mean, I sue pharmaceutical companies for a living
Starting point is 00:48:15 and I have enough criminal activity that I know about Pfizer at this point and Moderna. If they went ahead and marketed a vaccine where they end up killing people or injuring them and I can sue them, they'd be thrilled. So they're never going to market a vaccine, allow people access to a vaccine, an approved vaccine, without getting liability protected. And now the emergency use authorization vaccines have liability protection under the PREP Act and the CARES Act. Oh, as long as you take an emergency use, you can sue them.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Once they get approved, now you can sue them. So I didn't know that, I didn't know that. So what he's saying is, is they have limited liability protection. They have liability protection if it's emergency authorization, the same way that the COVID mRNA thing got them because it was for emergency authorization use. I think they did something weird there too. I can't remember the shenanigans around that, but something happened there too. Unless they can get it recommended for children. What? Because all vaccines that are recommended, officially recommended for children, get liability protection. So once you get it approved for kids, the liability protection comes back.
Starting point is 00:49:51 So, of course, they're crazy motivated. To get it approved for kids. Even if an adult gets that vaccine, that's why they're going after kids. They know this is going to kill and injure a huge number of children, but they need to do it for the liability protection. And here's how they know that it's going to injure kids. During the Pfizer study, they only tested it on 1,300 children. And one of those, we now know, was a girl called Maddie Gary. We only know about this because she and her family came forward and told them what told us what happened.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Maddie Gary got the vaccine. She immediately went into seizures. She is now in a wheelchair for life and she needs a feeding to eat. Because Pfizer only tests on 1,300 kids, it is stuck with the extrapolation. One out of every 1,300 kids is going to be injured like that, an injury worse than death. Pfizer did not report her injury. Instead, it said she had a stomach ache. So that's what they reported to the FDA. They lied. So our kids are the pawn. If that's true, our kids are the pawns. Emergency authorization. You can't sue the company. Once the vaccine becomes mainstream, as long as kids are taking it, it's approved for kids, they get the liability back.
Starting point is 00:51:31 I wonder what the logic is with that. I wonder how that got written in. How did they defend that? How does that work? How do you bring that up? How do you write that work? How do you bring that up? How do you write that up? What's that way? You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's like, I need that explained to me how they justify that?
Starting point is 00:52:12 Mad Marv, take this injection or I take your job and you lose your house. That's your choice. You weren't forced. Yeah, I guess. You can't eat at the restaurant. Your kids can't go to school. Kids can't go to school. If your kids don't go to school in California, if your kids don't go to school, they can be taken from you. Sebi, you got to look into the Brianna Dresden. Try to get her on vaccine injured during her and her trials coming up. Brianna Dresden. Utah mom's case could break through a wall of legal immunity surrounding vaccine makers.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Utah woman is part of a first of its kind lawsuit as an industry that has been given rare immunity regardless of any mistakes it makes. Vaccines work to immunize us from a variety of diseases um I guess the daughter feels like she's being electrocuted now every day From the pain she got from the vaccine Is it the daughter or the mom? Oh, it's the mom How fucking scary would that be you go in and get the vaccine and then you're immediately injured.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Something has happened with the AstraZeneca case too. That they were a vaccine that they were giving in Europe. I saw on a Seemalhotra's Instagram account that they've uncovered some documents that show that they knew all along that it wasn't going to work, the vaccine, but they hid it in collusion with the European Union. And a scene will be coming on in a couple weeks. That'll be great. Asim Malhotra, I don't know if you guys know that, remember who he was. I think he's been on the show before. He's a cardiologist out of the UK and he was very pro-vaccine until his dad got the COVID vaccine and died. That changed his whole outlook on that. I've been bugging Dave to try to get Dave back on the show by the way.
Starting point is 00:54:29 How did Hattie Kanyo, can you, can you? How did Hattie Kanyo do in the competition this week? She kick ass? Check her Instagram. We had her on the other day. She said she was doing a competition this weekend. Let's see if she has a picture of herself on the podium. Oh, Barrick's Fitness. Let me see if they put a picture. Oh, she did win. Look at
Starting point is 00:54:59 that. She did win. Final podiums, thank you to everyone for their support, we appreciate you. A photo of five very strong looking girls. Oh, she got a belt. I don't recognize any of the dudes. What is that? Is that Masters? What is that? Is that the disabled class? What's this third photo? Teams? What is this? What are the last two? Anyone know? Anyone who volunteers for a clinical trial with a new drug is taking their lives into their own hands. I feel like that's as basic. It's money grab I'm guessing dude. It's crazy. It's crazy that you would volunteer your kid for a Vaccine trial you have to be fucking nuts. Oh Elite and RX Got it
Starting point is 00:56:23 Got it, So this is elite. And then these are people who just eat what they want. Is that, that's the difference, right? This is like you eat whatever you want. Okay, fuck Jesus criminy. What the fuck is going on with this guy's legs? What is going on with this guy's legs? He let someone draw all over his legs.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Forever. legs forever my god they're called tattoos oh thank you thanks fucking ridiculous you're fucking grown man I remember the first time I saw a thigh tattoo. It wasn't even that long ago. It was like, I don't know, probably at a CrossFit event like 10 years ago. I was like, God, that just makes you look like a jag ass. It doesn't even accentuate your,
Starting point is 00:57:36 it doesn't even make your body, it doesn't do anything except make you, it doesn't help anything. Like your thigh doesn't look more buff. It doesn't look cool. It doesn't help with the symmetry thigh doesn't look more buff. It doesn't look cool. It doesn't there doesn't help with the symmetry It like just makes you ugly Like there's some tattoos that don't make you ugly Nothing like a cute little butterfly tramp stamp on the chicks lower back looks great
Starting point is 00:57:59 Might make you look like a hoe but it looks great Connor McGregregor's chest tattoo. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! I love it! Teardrop on Mexicans with the fucking wife beater. Mwah! Fucking spider tattoo on the elbow of a fucking Nazi skinhead. Mwah! I love it. These are quality tattoos that accentuate a certain style, lifestyle, imagery. They convey who you are to me. But a fucking leg tattoo? You're a clown. You're a fucking ass clown. And listen, I don't know who this guy is. Sorry you're about to get butt fucked. But in this tattoo behind the ear, are you fucking kidding me?
Starting point is 00:58:54 That's like your lesbian music teacher tattoo. You know what I mean? Oh, you're so brave. You got a tattoo on the back of your neck and it's like Cupid. Tyson's face tattoo actually grew on me. It was weird in the beginning but it grew on me. Sean Lunderman, I got tattoos on my legs where I break out really bad to help with my self-confidence. I give you a pass, my son. I got really bad zits down there so I got a tattoo to cover them up.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Alright. Listen, if you had a tattoo on your thigh with an arrow pointing to your dick, and it said beware, caution, that'd be cool. What do you got? Is that what you got, Sean? Or who was it? Who had it? I wanted to get a tattoo but I'm afraid to be judged by Seve. You're welcome. All I have to say to you is you're welcome. Listen, tons of my friends have tattoos. Fucking Tyson Bajan has got all, fuck, whole arm tattoo.
Starting point is 01:00:29 All sorts of my friends have tattoos. I bet you Tyler Watkins has a tattoo. I should call Tyler and find out. I bet you he for sure has a tattoo. I have four tattoos. That's another thing. Like if you're already going there's there's there. Let me tell you something. There's people get passes.
Starting point is 01:00:55 You're already juiced up on fucking steroids and you're fucking like you're just going for some look fine. Post Malone. Fine. Like, go ahead. I knew this fighter. He was Chuck Liddell's coach and he's been on the show. It was a fucking great episode. John Hackleman. You guys remember when he came on the show? God, it was a great episode. John Hackleman. You guys remember when he came on the show? God, it was a great show.
Starting point is 01:01:27 He has two cheek and ass. Oh yeah, I knew Tyler would. I was trying to think of who of my friends has tattoos. I knew Tyler would have one. Oh, if you really have this, I totally approve of this. See, now this is, I have two, a squirrel going up one leg and another squirrel going down the other leg with a nut in its mouth.
Starting point is 01:01:50 If you really have that, that's awesome. I also, one of my buddies got a mustache tattoo on his finger here and then he would go like this and it would look like he's wearing a mustache. I thought that one was cool. I've known couples that have gotten like a tattoo like on the back of their ankles and when they put their feet together it makes like a love sign. I'm okay couples that have gotten like a tattoo like on the back of their ankles and when they put their feet together
Starting point is 01:02:05 It makes like a love sign. I'm okay with that. I mean, there's some I give some passes. I'm not dogmatic Hackleman had a flaming baseball bat tattooed on his shin, which I thought was awesome Because he was so proud he was such a good kick. He would kick people and fucking break him in half. Remember him? He was a 10th degree black belt on the show. He was a glover to share his coach and Chuck Liddell's. Seve likes the dumbest tattoos. Yeah, that might be true, but it has to be, it has to be, this guy with all these tattoos on his legs just screams, this is just mental illness.
Starting point is 01:02:49 This is like, hey, like I'm, this is, this is being done because I'm in some sort of enormous fucking pain in my life and I'm letting people draw on my legs, right? I have some enormous insecurity. It's like something's going on. At that point, it's like compensation for something. It's not art. Look at, does the guy next to him have a tattoo also? Holy shit on his thigh What's wrong with having a mental illness nothing I guess
Starting point is 01:03:24 It's just I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It's just weird to be that- that's your forward-facing, like, way you greet the world. Hi, I have a mental illness! I don't know. It seems like a... Seems like it's a tough opening line. Hey listen, half of you in the chat have a fucking tattoo. We're not anti-tattoos. No, we're definitely not anti-tattoos.
Starting point is 01:03:55 I'm not anti-cocacola. Like, if you've been at work all day and you have to party Friday night with some friends, Jack and Coke is a great drink. Caffeine and alcohol. But, it's still shit. We're definitely anti-tube top. I don't know, there's a place for a tube top. Listen, okay, let me tell you the place for anti tube top. I don't know. There's a place for a tube top. Listen. Okay. Let me tell you the place for the tube top. You're at a river party in Omaha. Anywhere in the fucking middle of the country. And there's a tub filled with Natty Ice.
Starting point is 01:04:48 And you're 16 years old. And there's 20 girls there. And they all have cottage cheese on their thighs. And you think they're all hot. And half of them are in tube tops. It's fine. There's a place for tube tops. I'm just saying that's the environment. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:05:05 And I'm not anti that's the environment. You know what I mean? And I'm not anti-cottage cheese. I'm more anti-tattoo than I am cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is just you know, whatever. Just something to watch jiggle around as you hit it. For sure anti-nose ring. Oh my God. All right, I already said enough about punching a hole in your manifold. Is that a good manifold? Am I using, I don't even know cars, but I think that's the thing that takes in the air.
Starting point is 01:05:40 I think, what do you need? You need gasoline, you need fuel, a spark and oxygen. And then you have combustion and that the pistons move around and then that turns the drive shaft and you go. Is that is that how a car works? So the people who started in pioneer tattooing had mental illness? No. I cannot say that definitively. Listen, you know when you're a little kid and the first time you see you get a hole puncher, you've had a hole puncher and you're just so excited and you just punch it and punch it and punch it and punch it.
Starting point is 01:06:36 You're just punching holes in everything. And then some of those fancy like hole hunters, they have that little plastic flap on it and it stores all the holes. It catches them all and then you and it stores all the holes, it catches them all and then you take it over to the trash can, you open it up and dump it out and all the holes fall out. You know what I'm talking about? Jeremy, you get it?
Starting point is 01:06:57 That's the first, that's the first, that's the first, that's the first guy who invented piercings or tattoos. He's just that little kid who just found a hole puncher. And if you're in prison for life, like get all the tattoos you want. Jethro Cardona, a one year anniversary of CrossFit Chief Nation today. Congrats, dude. Thanks for the Sevon podcast and all the chat for your support. Dude, awesome.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Wow, that's crazy. Good job, dude. for your support. Dude. Awesome. Wow, that's crazy. Good job, dude That's nuts Amazing That's really cool Clock hole punching thick colored construction paper is indeed a good feeling hole punching thick colored construction paper is indeed a good feeling. Yeah next time, Jessica that's a great idea. Jessica listen, next time you have an urge to get a tattoo, just get a hole puncher
Starting point is 01:07:52 and some paper and just punch holes. And you don't even have to take the hole straight to the trash can, you can open them up and let them fall out on the table and stuff and look at them and shit. See your work. open them up and let them fall out on the table and stuff and look at them and shit. See your work. All these people, congrats Jethro. Congrats brother. Dan Guerrero nailed it. No, they, Jeremy, here's your answer. They didn't have mental illness. They just preyed on your mental illness to get rich. Yeah, that's, that, and that's, I mean, that's, I don't pray, it's a little, that's that and that's I mean that's I don't pray it's a little that's
Starting point is 01:08:26 a little harsh but yeah that's the spirit of it Savvy what are you gonna do when your boys show up with tat someday I don't know I've thought about it probably something crazy I'll probably get like a face tattoo or I'll get I'll get a Botox or a lip injection Oh shit I'll probably do something like to get them back, you know what I mean? What's that called? BBL? I'll probably get like a BBL.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Just to fuck with my kids. Hattie had a nose ring and you didn't question her. Okay, next time. The fuck's up with your nose ring? Listen, she's a CrossFit Games athlete and a nose ring. Definitely has some mental illness. She's talked about her drug use in the past. Now she balances it out with a lot of posts where she's out in nature and she's kind of granoli. There's nuances, there's nuances. I don't have to question every person who comes on the show,
Starting point is 01:10:00 just because you come on the show and you have it. I mean I haven't questioned Tyson about his tattoos either. I don't got that. Listen, I accept those people. Just because I judge them doesn't mean I think any more or less of them. If you're carrying an umbrella outside and I'm like and it's not raining, I look up at the sky and I see clouds I'm like this motherfucker thinks it's gonna rain. That's it. I'm not like hey, he's smart or he's stupid. I don't see, I don't see Hattie's hole in her nose and like start analyzing it. Realizing it.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Judging it. I don't care, I don't care. What if I didn't have friends with mental illness? If I didn't have, if I had perfect friends, I wouldn't have any friends, I'd be all alone. It'd be just me and my perfect little self. My favorite part about True Nutrition is the ability to customize my own supplement. I've been looking all over for specific greens supplement that have the kale powder, spinach
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Starting point is 01:14:43 Emma Lawson. That's, by the way, that is the absolute absolute I mean, I always thought she had an insane figure, but that's the best I've ever seen her look. She looks beautiful. Emma Lawson. She 18. Emma Lawson. You guys. I have a podcast. I've been working on this project for a while. I can't believe I finally get to share it. I never anticipated starting my own podcast. But here we are. And I'm thrilled. Wait, wait a second. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. for a while. I can't believe I finally get to share it I never anticipated starting my own podcast, but here we are and I'm thrilled. Wait, wait a second. I Finally get to share it. I can't believe finally I get to share it you have to share it if it's a podcast Can you make a podcast and not share it then you don't have a podcast I never anticipated starting my own podcast but I just thought, God this is so weird. But here we are and I'm thrilled to take you all on this fun adventure. Last year in particular I faced a lot of mental challenges. I wonder what that means. What do you think that means? You think like, like, let me tell you, I'm gonna throw that your parents get a divorce, that would suck, right? You're 17 years old and your
Starting point is 01:15:51 parents get a divorce, would that suck? That'd be kind of a mental challenge, right? What are some other mental challenges? Jack Farlow has a micro penis, but you really love him. What, to someone tell me, what are some mental challenges? Anyway, I need to, I need to fill that in. I need to know what that is. I guess we'll find out in our podcast. I wanted to use my, I spent a lot of time, but through all mental, here we go, mental challenges back to this.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Last year in particular, I faced a lot of mental challenges. But through all the ups and downs, I've spent time reflecting on the person I am and who I want to become. I want to use my podcast platform to share my journey as a young competitor and what it's like to be a female in a physically demanding sport. Uh-oh.
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Starting point is 01:17:40 physically demanding sport my good that's a that's a warning sign I also share some of my life updates and new passions and hope to inspire you along the way. Hope to inspire you. You're awfully full of yourself. The first episode, introduction is going to be a fun one. Check out my story to drop any questions you have so you can get to know me better. I can't wait to create a fun and safe... Create... to know me better. I can't wait to create a fun and safe for us all. I can't wait to create a fun and safe for us all. Am I reading that wrong?
Starting point is 01:18:14 Before I judge her? Because something you know my reading is suspect. Check out my story to drop any questions you have so you can get to know me better. I can't wait to create a fun and safe for us all." You haven't even fucking lived a life yet, Emma. You haven't even lived a life yet. There's nothing there's no Inspiring or you should be going out of your way to do than just to do your day-to-day stuff There's just some unsolicited advice on Unrequested advice you you don't really have much to share at all Maybe you've had one or two hard experiences I
Starting point is 01:19:02 Know I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm 52 and it took a long fucking time to get a fucking lot of experiences to be able to have any fucking perspective. You live in fucking Canada and are a professional athlete. You have to be in the narrowest passage of experience of any life that there could possibly be. Breathe, Seve, she's all right. Listen, you know what would be cool, Emma, if you took off all your clothes and ran through an NBA game at halftime. If you took off all your clothes and ran through an NBA game at halftime
Starting point is 01:19:51 Now that then then if you want people to listen to you then people will listen to you If you take a really really strong opinion on how Jordan Peterson changed your life that would be fucking awesome She's definitely an uh-oh world. She's safe is definitely an uh-oh word. Yeah, and she's definitely in uh-oh world. Seve, you don't know the struggle. She can help so many young girls who want to fitness as a lifestyle and have some empathy, dude. Hey, dude, girls who want to have fitness as a lifestyle, that she doesn't even have that. That's not fitness is not a lifestyle for her. I disagree with you. She can help like one or two people. I think that she can probably lure more. Hey listen, I hope I'm fucking wrong. God, I hope I'm fucking wrong. I also share some life updates, new passions, and hope to inspire you along the way. I mean, I would... who talks like that?
Starting point is 01:20:54 Just even her perspective. I hope to inspire... I just... That's the mental illness. That's third person talk. The first episode introduction is going to be a fun one. Check out my story and drop questions you have so we can get to know me better. Get to know me better? Oy vey.
Starting point is 01:21:18 I can't wait to create a fun and safe for us all. Is that supposed to be safe space? Please tell me that's not supposed to be safe space? Please tell me that's not supposed to be safe space. Of fun and let's enjoy this journey together, let's be strong together. That's on Strong Girl Style. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. She's gonna really have to put it on the line for this to work. Or it's just gonna be one or two podcasts and she's done.
Starting point is 01:21:58 She's gonna have to really put that shit on the line. Holy fuck. Hey, I know that's ruthless what I said. I know it's brutal, but it doesn't make it any less true. Uh, Heidi, why are you spending time on this? Just let her try. I'm gonna let her try. I know, you got triggered. I get it. I get it. Tons of you are like, I was a young girl once, I know that place. I'm just saying there's nothing there. She's gonna have one or two stories like a divorce or a guy who touched her inappropriately or something and then it's done.
Starting point is 01:22:36 She can talk about her fucking an eating disorder or something. It's gonna be like we've seen it all. I'm just telling you. I'm just guessing. I could be totally wrong. I want to be wrong. She's an old soul and has a vast amount of experience. I was a fat girl at her age. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going overboard. I'm just like really putting my finger on a solid prediction. I'm just putting my finger on a solid prediction. Not going overboard. I know she's an untouchable.
Starting point is 01:23:20 It's her and Luca and Mao. And I know the untouchables. I get it. I get it the untouchables I get it Dave safe. He was a Navy SEAL. He's in charge. He has power. He has money. Let's not look at the fact He's Mexican. There's nothing protected there Let's just attack attack attack attack attack attack attack and I know that there's a protected class and you can't say anything true about Them or make any predictions about them that could be slightly anything other than 100% supportive. But the truth is is she should be backpacking around fucking India at her age not doing a fucking podcast unless she's gonna do fucking crazy shit.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Unless she's gonna like really fucking be vulnerable and tell you about the first time she fucking used a tampon and how she fucked up the applicator. And she had to go to the hospital and she went to fucking, what's that called, that shock. Unless she's gonna be like go there and really share some shit, it ain't gonna be fucking nothing, I'm just telling you. That's it. She doesn't have any David Weed in her. I don't think. Maybe she does. That would be an incredible juxtaposition if she had some David Weed in her. What if she opened her opening podcast and she just fucking said,
Starting point is 01:24:45 I know for a fact that Dave Castro killed Lazar Jukic. Fucking A. I will fucking take a knee for fucking nine minutes. Yeah, she never shit in a van. Exactly. That is exactly what I'm fucking saying. And now you sensitivities like, oh, she's an untouchable. She's just a young girl. She got a podcast. She's not untouchable anymore. She had fucking amazing hair day. She's a timeless, beautiful creature. She has that look. Who is like, is it?
Starting point is 01:25:21 Audrey Hepburn. Is that who it is? Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn. Is that who it is? Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn. Is that the... Yeah, she's got a little Audrey Hepburn in her. She's super fit. Audrey Hepburn. I get it. Emma appears to be as pure as the freshly dropped snow. And she deadlifted 315. I bet she deadlifts more than that. Yeah, come back, come back in 20 years when you've had some life experience. Yeah. Or, if you're gonna do it, you bet, I mean, you better share some shit. A loss of virginity story, first time you walked in on your dad fucking your mom, or
Starting point is 01:26:02 your mom fucking, or your dad fucking, mom or your mom fucking or your dad fucking another guy i mean like you better have some shit it ain't it ain't easy you better have some shit i mean it's easy once you got a bunch of shit just saying i'm also not disagreeing with you either, Heidi. How do we know if she's shit in a van or not? We don't. We don't. And that's why you have a...
Starting point is 01:26:35 There's validity to what you're saying. I'm just making a prediction. Did Elon really post to Jagwire, do you still sell cars? That is so funny. Did he really say that? Do you still sell cars after their post? That would be so funny if he did. I tweet now. All right, what I meant to say was congratulations on the podcast. Miss Lawson, I look forward to seeing you compete. You're an amazing athlete. I think with Mal gone, you were the only one who has any chance of fucking beating Tia.
Starting point is 01:27:23 You are the only one who has any chance of fucking beating Tia If I were to give you some advice My advice would be to be consistent with your podcast and I would do more man on the street type interviews for you and Get some experience and some knowledge because at your age you're gonna run out of stories quickly and By episode 3 it's going to be dumb. And listen, Julie Fouchet did, her podcast was popular and it was absolutely dog shit. So maybe get the the guys that be on the whiteboard to throw you some cash and get on board. They like, they like, they like pumping money into dumb shit. did dumb shit. That's not true.
Starting point is 01:28:10 That's not true. Mal, Mal, Emma has a way better chance than Laura. Laura is not, Laura can never beat Tia because she's just not the right size. She's just not the right size human being. She's just genetically inferior to Emma and Tia. Just is that way. Yeah, that Julie Fouché's podcast was a complete dog shit. I don't even know how anyone listened to that. I listened to probably like five episodes of this is just fucking horrible. But it was popular.
Starting point is 01:29:01 Dave used to always tell me, hey, look at all of her shows or her podcast says ten times the reviews Your does and they're all five star Yours is like half that many reviews and it's like four point five star. I mean I Understand someone's gonna give me a one-star today for predicting the for giving Emma advice for supporting Emma predicting the uh, for giving Emma advice. For supporting Emma. Ask me anything! You wanna learn about me? I mean, she's already off on the wrong foot. Dude, you are a vessel that's like this big, that's only this full. What do you mean, learn about you?
Starting point is 01:29:42 Inspired by you. What the fuck have you done? Give me a fucking break. I didn't listen to every one of Julie Fouche's podcasts but what I want to know is why the fuck are you and your whole family so weird and what the fuck happened with you and your ex-husband? That's all I want to know And why the fuck did you think it was okay to post about it? And did you only marry your current boyfriend because he's fucking filthy rich and His dad was the Kentucky Fried Chicken King?
Starting point is 01:30:35 Pat Lang Mal would beat Tia. I agree, but she ain't coming back. You can't stop and start three years later and crossfit at that level I agree mouth toast. I Saw an article that Spin's working on. I don't think it's out yet. But he's tracking people's social media followings and showing the ups and downs. It's going to be very interesting. It's very interesting. Sevan, I went to the Four Seasons in New York City and didn't see any MS-13 members. Yeah, they don't go to the Four Seasons.
Starting point is 01:31:13 Bill Gates owns that place. He ain't letting those fucking guys near there. Maybe her audience will be other young men. Or fucking perverts. I found my demographic perverts and yeah you mean like Taylor Swift you think maybe she'll be the Taylor Swift of podcasting. She'll attract really feminine men and women who are self obsessed and narcissistic and can't get over the fact and can't stop playing the
Starting point is 01:31:40 victim. Fuck and she'll be hugely successful in that genre. With no, with no real influence in change and helping people overcome and accept who they are, but really just dig their heels in. Prevo, Miss Carolyn Preview, Preo used to be one of my favorites. And Scott's Switzer at Clydesdale last night referenced you in their Sunday show about I don't want to read your comment. I don't want to fucking get the cops to come down on you. Oh, oh, Sevi, three Haitian. I hired and then laid off file for unemployment and then are getting it. I feel like that's not right. Thoughts? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:32:49 I don't know how unemployment works. What do you mean? Isn't that how that works? If you work somewhere and then you get fired, you get unemployment. Are they illegal? I don't know. I don't have a thought. I need more details.
Starting point is 01:33:02 I don't really know. I don't know how that works. When I got fired from CrossFit, I got unemployment. When I got fired from CrossFit and I got, I got unemployment and I was tripping, and I was cancelling my serious exam, me and my wife got fired on the same day. I was like, oh fuck. This is crazy. I started cutting cost a whole life flashed before my eyes. What am I going to do?
Starting point is 01:33:33 Like for 30 minutes, I was like in outer space. It was so fucking weird. It felt so weird. I don't know. I'm sure some of you have been fired and you know that feeling. You're just like, whoa, I felt like I wasn't tethered to the earth. It wasn't a panic attack, but it was fucking weird. It was very unsettling.
Starting point is 01:33:50 Like almost like I was in denial that it happened. It was so fucking weird. And I file, I think I file, I don't remember filing front of plan, but checks just started coming. And I remember one of my buddies was telling me that he bought a $200,000 Porsche that there was a three-year waiting list for for $300,000 and he sent me a picture of it. It was like three days after I'd been fired. And I sent him a picture back of my unemployment check. I said, oh, congratulations, check this out.
Starting point is 01:34:29 I just got this from the government and I sent him my check. I think it was like for 1700 bucks. I was actually pretty excited. That's a lot of fucking money to get from the government. $1700. I had to apply for it. I bet you my wife applied for it for me. for it for me. And I remember I sent it to him like there was a tiny little part of me that was like fuck you dude you know I got fired and you know you know and yet you're sending me a picture but but in me and I know you guys know this, I have like deep, deep personal responsibility
Starting point is 01:35:08 and accountability. And like, he's excited. He got a fucking brand new fucking $300,000 Porsche. I should be fucking happy for him. Quit the fucking pity party, you pussy. And I remember some of my family and friends were like, I told them the story and they're like, that's so insensitive.
Starting point is 01:35:24 I can't believe you're still friends with that guy. And it's like, nah, this is just a great learning opportunity. This is like, this is, this is just like, you know, why, why should, why shouldn't, why can't I, just because my shit's all fucked up doesn't mean that I can't be happy for other people. Yeah, he'll pick me up in his Porsche, yeah. Good point. My point is that that story I just told you right there is better than any fucking story Emma Lawson's gonna fucking tell you on her fucking podcast. That's it. That's all I'm trying to share with you.
Starting point is 01:36:07 That's it. That's it. That's all I'm trying to share with you. That's it. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. Oh, and then Heidi says you could be right. How do you know? And she's right. I don't know. I don't.
Starting point is 01:36:38 I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:36:50 I do know this. I do know this. Uh, That was a boring story. Are you seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? You're out of your fucking gourd. That was a great story. You wait. You wait. You wait till that happens to you. Would you have been as cool as me, Standee Randy? Your boyfriend just fucking dumps you. No, let me go a little further. Your kid fucking gets hit by a fucking car and is in the hospital. You're not sure it's
Starting point is 01:37:21 going to fucking live or not. And your fucking best friend sends you a picture of their newborn. Look, I just had a baby. How would you handle that? Four out of 10, fuck you. That was as boring as the Binge Brothers. That's not true. I disagree.
Starting point is 01:37:43 And how I circled it back and tied it in with Emma is even more brilliant. Fucking just playing with your fucking little peanut in my head, in my hand. A little roll, rolling your brain in between my fingers like two boogers. Hey, you ever wipe your nose like that and just like a perfectly red like you don't even you're not even like picking for a booger and you wipe your nose like this and like one comes out and you got around you like you're not sure what to do with it. You didn't even pick it out you didn't even you weren't even planning on having a big like a booger in your hand and you're sitting on the couch and you're watching TV and you
Starting point is 01:38:22 got the booger and you're not sure what to do with it. Should you put it in your pocket? Should you flick it on the ground? But you know, you're fucking an adult now, but you don't want to get up and go to the trash can and you're just like, fuck. What should I do with this booger? You ever been there? I had that happen a couple days ago. I'm out of chewies. I chewed them up. I'm having fun. You're nasty, Sevan. I'm nasty? You've never wiped your nose and just had like a perfect like round booger. You know like the kind that you pick out when you're a little kid and you roll it between your finger and turns into a ball? The other day I was sitting down and I just wiped my face like that and I just had a perfectly round booger on my hand. Is Seve having a break?
Starting point is 01:39:30 No, I'm having fun right now. That sucks. Is that my having fun as a breakdown? Yeah, I'm out. I'm out of these. I'm out of these. What did what did they say Ken? What was a or give me a timecode and I'll watch it with you guys.
Starting point is 01:39:57 We all have normal size noses. Oh, that's good, Heidi. Sevan thinks this story is better than what Emma's gonna talk about. Mad Marv, Anna's booger stories are relatable. Emma will have nothing she could offer. Hey, and listen, I want to be wrong. I want it to be like, and I'm gonna watch it. And I want and I want to be wrong. I just it's like, fuck, like, really's a lot of dumb shit that does really well. Is this guy head of the FBI or the CIA?
Starting point is 01:40:58 Cash Patel details how the deep state came after him when Donald Trump tried to make him deputy director of this central intelligence agency. I think he's been nominated for something else. It's weird when Indian guys look hard, right? This guy looks hard. This guy looks like, this guy looks like he has like a gun. This guy doesn't have a gun like in a little fucking steel case like, like me. This guy doesn't have a gun safe. This motherfucker has a gun room.
Starting point is 01:41:29 That's a doll. Trump tried to make you director of the national intelligence. He tried to make me deputy director of the CIA. Basically what happened was Gina Haspelow, of all people, walked in The Oval with Pence and some other deep state operatives and Gina started crying and said, you can't do that. Pulled the bill bar. Basically said, I'm going to lose the building. I was like, this is Rich coming from the lady who architected Russiagate, is informing the commander in chief
Starting point is 01:41:48 she tried to take down. Why I, the guy who exposed Russiagate, is not appropriate to be the deputy director of the CIA. It was kind of funny. I was talking to these former officials saying, what was it that you were so scared he was going to do? And all of them, to a T, said, it wasn't about a specific plan necessarily. It was that
Starting point is 01:42:06 whatever Trump's whims were that day, his ideology in some ways was just centered around carrying them out. They just need the headline and then the rest of it doesn't matter to them. Cash Patel is under investigation for what? And then if you read into the article it says, anonymous sources have said that Cash may be under investigation. Oh, so I'm not under investigation or I am. And then what's it for? How is that guy? Up until that point, the VEC was like the most masculine Indian man I had ever seen. And he was he still was a fight it wasn't very masculine now they got that they pull this fucking dude out where do they find this guy I'm gonna read this guy's book this guy's got a book the gangsters of DC or something dudes the most non-Indian Indian yeah
Starting point is 01:43:00 Yeah. Uh, Vittorio, the booger story had me on the edge of my seat. Oh, I never said it was crazy. Oh, darn it. Did I say it was crazy? I like crazy. Crazy is what makes the show go around. What is this? Oh, I already saw that. I was tripping last night.
Starting point is 01:43:44 I was tripping last night You know what I was worried about I was worried about that there's gonna be so much fucking matuthian ordered that Dale King's gonna have to work on Christmas It's like oh man, we're probably selling so much that poor guys probably getting swamped. You guys see the I'm out girl is quitting CrossFit. I've been thinking about this moment for a long time. How long? How long? A week? A day?
Starting point is 01:44:32 An hour? A month? Four years? And I can't believe I'm about to say this out loud, but... Say what? You're horny. You're horny. Please tell me you're horny. Please tell me you're horny. I'm just saying that I'm not about to say this out loud, but say what? You're horny you're horny. Please tell me you're horny. Please tell me you're horny. I've decided to retire from competing in CrossFit My god, all right cool. Well, thank you. It was cool. I loved hanging out with you in the back. You were awesome
Starting point is 01:45:05 You've always been relatively cool to me that I'm out thing forever tented tainted Tainted your taint You should fucking apologize for that you talk for fucking two minutes and say nothing except you're gonna retire and you don't thank Greg Or fucking Nicole or fucking Dave or anyone? Although you do say cross it's like the best thing that ever happened to you blah blah blah nothing nothing nothing But yet not one fucking. Thank you That's the thing dude. It's all about these fucking people
Starting point is 01:45:38 Just show me them titties That's it. Oh, Catrin. They're still so young, Sebi. They're just young. Wait, where's my hat? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Seba? Seba? Seba? Sevan? Sevan, Sevan, Sevan. Stop treating these people like they are complete and full human beings. They are in the developmental stages of selflessness. That's bullshit. They never make it. I fuck you, God. They never make it. I fuck you God. They never make it. Ooh that one hurt.
Starting point is 01:46:30 Did you say fuck you to me? I said no. I would I said um No, no, I definitely didn't I said I said thank you for unfucking me. Oh Okay I proceed. Fucking me. Oh, okay. Good. Alright. I appreciate it. Fucking quackadoodles. So the I'm Out girl is leaving. Alright. Bye. is leaving no more tranny products at Walmart how's what how's Walmart going to if Walmart's removing all the kids transgender products how are they going
Starting point is 01:47:16 to how what's up motherfucker You calling from Oxnard? Oh. Oh. You in the lowrider? Oh. Uh. Hold on. I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to hook my phone up. I can't. Oh, you're hanging with Rednecks? That's fun. That's, that's a nice culture, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:47:50 Hey didn't did I just hear a gun did I just hear a gun go on see the I see the video of the rabbits No, where would I look? I sent you a text And then uh the deer he got this yesterday. Oh, that's Austin Hatfield Yeah, oh he fucking the rabbit guy shot a fucking Bambi That's man, he's dad that Bambi is toast Hey, is that Austin there? Yeah, hey. Hey Austin. have you ever been on the show?
Starting point is 01:48:27 I don't think so. No. Yeah. You need to be on the show. God. I mean, uh, you're the future of the sport, buddy. They're, they're making way for you. Well, I hope so. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:35 They're definitely making way for you. Everyone's scared. Everyone's fucking running, running this way and that way. Now we're here doing prep now, dude. What you mean? Yeah. Hey, are you guys going to clean that and eat that and the whole shebangi? Oh yeah. You gotta eat with tequila.
Starting point is 01:48:52 And what's up with this little tiny rabbit? It's a baby rabbit. I see a little baby rabbit. Oh my God. You don't bring the rabbits in at night? You don't bring the rabbits in at night during the winter? Never. Holy shit. Aren't you afraid you're going to get the animal control is going to come out to your
Starting point is 01:49:14 house and get you in trouble for that? Nah, that's why we're rednecks. You are animal control. I am. I do control the animals. God, that thing control the animals. God that thing is so cute. Do you think the baby rabbits are cute?
Starting point is 01:49:30 Sometimes. What's Ortega doing out there? Doing a little social media content, a little camera in my face action. He came all the way up from California to do that? Nah bro, I was in South Carolina. Oh okay. And Austin, is it weird having a Mexican dude out in that part of the woods? I mean, we don't have very many of them, so I mean, we'll welcome him in. I definitely stand out. I have my pistol on me, so don't worry about it. Yeah, don't worry
Starting point is 01:50:01 about him. He'll be alright. He fits in with the redneck poacher.? What are you guys eating as he tried to make you any burritos or anything? Burritos we might make some deer burritos now that you mention it God it sounds like you guys are having fun. You're living the good life Ortega Now, you know, he tried man. They live in the Vita loca Did you get that on film him capping that deer? No, not yet. What we are thinking about doing a fucking hunting video though like a hunting vlog Yeah, next time he goes out Austin aren't you concerned that that's going to tarnish your image that you hunt and um,
Starting point is 01:50:34 And kill and eat your own and prep your own food. You're not concerned that that's going to reduce your sponsorship opportunities with whoop Never no, okay It might tarnish him hang out with a Mexican man so hey awesome are you in fighting shape right now do you get out of shape are you in good shape no I'm always in shape yeah yeah oh and fucking beer all day stay ready hang I get ready does he drink beer you drink beer Austin no he said dear oh dear okay okay good all right that makes me feel ain't got to get ready. Does he drink beer? You drink beer, Austin? No, he said deer. Oh, deer. Okay, okay, good. Alright, that makes me feel happy. You gotta stay, you gotta be focused.
Starting point is 01:51:12 Always focused. Always ready. Alright, well thanks for calling in and thanks for sharing the picture of the little bunny and the deer. It sounds like you guys are having fun. I'm kinda jealous. Austin, do you have any tattoos? No tattoos, no. No. Are you planning on getting any? Probably not, I don't know. Maybe two-
Starting point is 01:51:27 Not at the moment. Maybe two bunnies fucking on the small of your back? Maybe. Maybe on the butt cheek. Little transplant bunnies? Austin, do you have a girlfriend? Yeah, I got a girlfriend. How's she doing?
Starting point is 01:51:41 She's good. She's at work right now. She is? Okay. All right. Austin, do you have a girlfriend? Yeah, I got a girlfriend. How's she doing? She's good. She's at work right now. She is.
Starting point is 01:51:48 Okay. All right. All right. Well, thanks for calling in guys. That's a, that's a special treat. Austin Hatfield, future of the sport. All right. Thanks later.
Starting point is 01:51:57 Jonathan Ortega. Thanks brother. Bye. Yeah. Bye. How fun. All right. Oh, Ortega sounds like a Mexican Taylor self.
Starting point is 01:52:13 Uh, uh, where's Heidi's question? Um, what'd she ask? I miss what you asked. Did you ask if he had a girlfriend? Oh, is the caller single? Oh. Oh, that would be so awesome if you started dating Austin Hatfield, Heidi. That'd be awesome. Boys are still asleep. They need to go to bed at 830 this week, but I'm not going to tell them I'm just going to do it.
Starting point is 01:52:51 Oh, great. Thank you. Oh, shit. I'm going to be in big trouble when I go in the house. My wife just text me that. This is what my wife text me. Boys are still asleep. They need to go to bed at 830 this week,
Starting point is 01:53:07 but I'm not gonna tell them. I'm just gonna do it. That's her way of saying to me, don't take them into the garage and work out with them at nine at night. See that? She knows me. She's just communicating.
Starting point is 01:53:21 She's talking sevi talk. Oh fuck. Sevan thoughts on Trump hiring the guy who arrested the priest for allowing church gatherings during COVID. I haven't seen that story. But Pat, I am happy that he hired Cash Patel, the guy who's not gonna fucking turn the FBI onto parents who And turn parents at school board meetings into domestic terrorists because they don't want their daughters being diddled by trannies. I Do like that higher Yeah, it's I I get shit for keeping my boys up past bedtime playing too. I used to be really bad at it. Like really, really bad.
Starting point is 01:54:15 I mean I thought it was good, I still don't have a problem with it. But I used to take, before we had the, I used to take, fuck, I used to take the boys into the garage at like nine at night Just to hang out in there with them till 11 like on the reg I would get some pretty hardcore eye rolls for my wife for that shit She struggled with it too because she wants to let me do it but she But she she's torn. She's torn. Hey, what's up, dude? Would you tear?
Starting point is 01:54:44 Who's torn? Oh just just, I was just saying, my wife's torn about letting me train with the boys in the garage till 11 o'clock at night. Maybe during the summer. I don't know about the, I mean, they don't go to school. So maybe, I don't know. They did two more years. Yeah. I just, have you given what? No, go ahead. No, I want to given good what no good? No, I want to hear your story the boys and I'm just gonna say like you know I can feel like you can justify like Working out in the garage transcends all other things and the thing is too is is like if they know they have to go to bed
Starting point is 01:55:18 Like they'll there's they got smart, right? It's 805 and they look at me and they're like you want to work out knowing knowing that like bedtimes around the corner. I'm like, hell yeah. Oh yeah. I'm always like, you know what they're doing. I'm like, yeah. And I'm perfectly okay with it. I dig it. You think Emma Lawson has that story? You think fucking Emma Lawson is going to have a story about fucking the, the,
Starting point is 01:55:41 the complexities of raising a kid and your wife and training children you think she's gonna have the story like that no i missed that a whole bit is she saying that she's not competing anymore and doing a podcast is that what the no i think she's probably still gonna it sounds actually sound the opposite she's doing it what it sounds like i have to fucking transcode that shit but it sounds like she's making a podcast for strong women who want a fitness lifestyle And it's a safe space for them and and she can't wait for you to learn more about her me me me me me me me me me So oh Shit, I lost you. Hold on. Hold on. I lost you. Hold on all of that singing made it so that you got disconnected Hold on hold on. Oh, okay. I so that you got disconnected hold on hold on hold on
Starting point is 01:56:27 okay i think you're back are you back hello dusty hey okay you're back go go ahead you're back yeah the the phrase safe space is always triggering to me because i don't even what does that even mean you know if you're safe for some people then you're're not for others. Safe space. Can it be can it be safe? Can it be like when people aren't, you know, in all those asses on the like? What does that mean? We know that the definition of space safe space means that you have to have fucking Trudeau's balls resting in your chin and his helmet tickling your tonsils. Like, we know that I'm not even saying that to be crass or
Starting point is 01:57:07 Funny or like we know safe space is just is just a code for complete fucking intellectual suppression and Political correctness. It's like the super judgment zone. That's what it is And and based on that premise, which I think is accurate, I ain't gonna last more than a couple episodes. I mean, if you do have a topic that you want to talk about that might rub some people the wrong way, you're not gonna do it. But oh, this isn't safe, this isn't safe. Hate that phrase so damn much.
Starting point is 01:57:38 And let me say this with absolutely zero humility, the only relevancy fucking Wooly has is the fact that fucking Me and a couple other guys slot. He's like a ping pong ball we just slap him around when fucking things are slow in the news cycle and I don't know what she's gonna do. She's gonna have to be very creative. I'm excited though about it Don't get me wrong. I'm excited about it and the best thing that happens. Yeah, I mean, I'm excited I want her to do well, but I hope she I hope that she can go beyond her. I hope her relevancy goes beyond just
Starting point is 01:58:10 becoming just something for to keep us busy while we wait for Austin Hatfield and Ortega to call in. You know what I mean? It's like for sure. Speaking of Willie, dude, you think that guy gets off by you guys saying his name? I picture him like as soon as you, anybody says his name, like that's immediate like blood to the middle, to the crotch hole region. As soon as someone says his name, seems like that kind of a guy. Dude, he's so fucking excited
Starting point is 01:58:38 that he's getting attention from me right now. He's so excited. He seems like it. Yeah, he's so fucking excited. He is, yeah, he's so fucking pumped. he's so excited he seems like it yeah he's so fucking excited he is um yeah he's so fucking pumped he's so he can't wait to get home from whatever trip he's on and make a video about me he's so excited have you have you given any more thought and hey tell me this is the dumbest idea in the world i don't care i could could take it to the between two ferns Savvy style where you just take I mean there's
Starting point is 01:59:10 Plethora of athletes or personalities or whatever in the space and you just kind of do the Zach Galifianakis Between two ferns interview, you know three to five minutes little shorts What I think will be awesome. I have to leave my house? No, absolutely not. It can be done virtually. Oh. I mean unless they're local and you bring them in the studio, maybe Ro Suza, do Dave, anybody local. Yeah that might be cool. Right now, like all right now, I'm just want to get, I want to do this, I want to get this Dexter season underway and if I actually take on any more things, I do want to do some maybe man on the street interviews with Sousa. And then I'm teaching my I'm teaching Avi
Starting point is 01:59:51 how to edit right now I want him to start a vlog. So I got all these fucking projects. But but but I appreciate the the two sperm and a man idea sounds cool. Two sperm and a man you can even call it that. That sounds freaking awesome. Yeah. I like it. I like all the other stuff. I mean that's obviously priority. I just, you know, it came to my mind.
Starting point is 02:00:10 Like, can't you know, Instagram feeds you stuff that like results out between two firms interview and I'm like damn that would be, that'd be pretty funny if the Savant podcast did that in some way. But yeah, you got your hands full. I get it. I get it. But thank you. I like the idea.
Starting point is 02:00:28 Also, I like the idea. Yeah. I don't send you anything bad, by the way. You know? I sent you good shit yesterday. I'm Jeremy. I only send you good shit. That's right.
Starting point is 02:00:40 Listen, my wife's only like 20%. What, 20%. What? 20% what? Like, like into you? That too, but only like 20% of the con stuff she sends me. You know what's weird is my wife never sent me stuff until like six months ago and now she sends me stuff and only like 20% of it's good. I think you get so many.
Starting point is 02:01:04 Go ahead. No, you get so many people sending you things. It just eventually it's like, I don't know, it's just overload. So maybe it is maybe it's something that's good, but you're like, I've already seen it or, you know, I don't know. We all have a certain bandwidth and then we surpass that and things don't have the same effect. Like my wife thinks that that Kamala impersonator is funny. The black chick? Yeah. I think that I don't know if she's black or Indian, but I like, I don't find it. And I like it that my wife likes it.
Starting point is 02:01:36 I just personally don't enjoy it. Like once I've seen it once I'm done. It's not like Shane Gillis. I could watch Trump impersonations all like forever. Sure. I get that. That's fair. But Kamala, I just, I'm one and done. I get done. It's not like Shane Gillis. I could watch Trump impersonations all like forever. Sure, I get that. I just I'm one and done. I get it. I get it. I get it. Yeah, that makes sense. My wife sent me so many of those and it's like Jesus Christ. See, that's what I mean. You just get so many kind of maybe the same thing eventually it doesn't matter who you are. You're like, ah, okay, I've seen it. I've seen it. You see something like that.
Starting point is 02:02:06 You see once you see it once you've seen it all, you know what I'm saying? So I'm just saying this one, this one had me dying. So did you send it yesterday? It's also hard since you're on a droid, it's hard for me to pull up stuff you sent because when you send it to me, then I have to take it and send it to someone else so that it pops up on my screen. You know what I mean? Jeez, that sounds very involved. If you send it through text. What's crazy Jeremy is my wife will be in the room, right? So I'll be sitting in my chair in the living room and she'll be sitting
Starting point is 02:02:36 on the couch or something and I'll open up something she sent me and nine out of ten times she hears me like scroll away from it before I'm done So she even knows I don't like the shit she sent me she'll be like you didn't listen to the end I'm like, you're right. I didn't I did not That's fun No idea but you it's it's like two videos ago. Well celebrate our differences It's I'm telling you right now if you don't like it, you know, fuck me, but I'm telling you it's the funniest shit ever. You texted it to me? DM.
Starting point is 02:03:09 Oh, DM is easier to open. Okay, hold on. Oh, I'm sure I saw it, dude. I'm sure it's horrible. Dude, it's so good. It's so freaking good. Let me see. Hold on. Jeremy, Jonathan Ortega, Tom, Garen, Katie. Some of these profile pics are just crazy. There's this person who sends me DMs and her profile pic is just her ass.
Starting point is 02:03:41 Is it sleaky? No, that would be awesome. I mean, it's a great ass, but it's like And I click it so fuck I guess Fuck me. Oh Jeremy. There you are. Okay Is it the black dude holding a? candy bar No celebrate our differences. Oh
Starting point is 02:04:02 No, that is not good The one with the world, the world art. I don't even get it. I don't get it. Is it real? It's yeah. And it's when times weren't so sensitive like they are now, like that stuff actually happened back in the day when everybody wasn't all triggered about what you can and can't say or do Let's watch Oh How crazy is that? Ah, you win. You're right. Okay, you win.
Starting point is 02:05:08 Thank you. I love it. Alright, my wish came true. Thank you. I don't need anything for Christmas. Jeremy saved the show. Okay, make sure you call into Emma Lawson's show and share that with her. That'll carry her.
Starting point is 02:05:20 Oh, absolutely. It'll be good content. Okay, bye. Bye. Alright. Oh absolutely, it'll be good content. Okay, bye. Bye. Alright. Chinko chinka ching, chimichanga, ooga booga. Alright. Yeah, I know, yeah, it's old.
Starting point is 02:05:44 It does seem like something that I would have seen like on Saturday morning cartoons. You think the people when they made that too were just cracking up? They're like, holy fuck, I can't believe we're getting away with this. Crazy. All right. The it's going to be it's going to be interesting when they bring that cash Patel guy up for his confirmation. confirmation because he knows a lot of secrets and I believe one of the things he's saying is that on day one he's going to release the all the Epstein
Starting point is 02:06:38 files going back to Epstein's first arrest for child sex trafficking or pedophilia or whatever the fuck he did in 2009. And dude, just imagine if that's your answer to every question. Sir, is it true that when you were in Afghanistan you didn't listen to your commander and you peed outside the tent on two other sleeping soldiers? Well, I am going to release the Epstein files. Oh, okay. Is it true, Cash, that you were discriminating against homosexuals when you were in the US military,
Starting point is 02:07:12 and don't you think that's a little closed-minded? Well, I am gonna release the Epstein files. I mean, that's just, you just say that to every, just every fucking, just, that's all you say. And us in the audience will be like, okay, good answer, well, us in the audience will be like, okay, good answer. Solid. Solid.
Starting point is 02:07:29 Solid. Oh, great. All right. Oh, I don't know what's happening Friday Saturday Sunday. I gotta talk with Susa and Garrett. I don't I don't know who's running the show On the seventh oh shit. Oh shit What is December 7th? December 7th is a Saturday? Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck. Oh Nellie. Oh fuck I can't believe I fucked this up. I mean I can't believe it. Uh.
Starting point is 02:08:38 Oh my god my schedule is so fucked up I Got to figure some shit out real quick. I just got really stressed out We we got Jack Dela Maddalena coming on this week he's one of the last I think 17 fights in the UFC Or not in the UFC, but as a professional fighter, I think he I think 17 fights in the UFC. Or not in the UFC, but as a professional fighter, I think he's won like 12 in the UFC. Hey, hi, what day do I fly to Atlanta? I think it's Friday, right?
Starting point is 02:09:20 Is it is Friday, the December 6th? Mm-hmm. Okay, love you, bye. It's the 6th to the 8th. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Oh, fuck, I am fucked. Yep, I am fucked.
Starting point is 02:09:43 Suza. Shit. fucked Suza Shit I'm glad I caught this Hopefully Suzy answers I'm trying to get I want to get Tyson and Jack on at the same time or Jack and Darien on at the same time or maybe all three of them big UFC fights is no again. Hey, dude I fucked the pooch. Oh What happened I go to Atlanta on the 6th Oh Fuck that's right. Damn it
Starting point is 02:10:22 Can is can you start banging on Jack to get him scheduled earlier? What about Thursday? What about Thursday night? No, he's gone. If you look at those text threads, he's out of town until Friday and said he wasn't going to be available until he said Friday afternoon. When do you leave? Do you leave Thursday or do you leave Friday?
Starting point is 02:10:43 I leave Friday I could I could do Friday night from the hotel It is a night show. It's 6 p.m. Or 6 30 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. Okay what time is that? Is that 9 o'clock Eastern time? Or is that 3? That's 9 p.m. Eastern time? Hello, you there? Fuck. Fuck. Oh shit. This is Haley's answering machine. Fuck. I'll end it with her. Hey, hey, Susie, is that 9pm Eastern Standard Time? Uh, that'd be 930 Eastern Standard, yep.
Starting point is 02:11:36 So there's a chance I'll be in my hotel by then. On Friday night. Yeah, so once we get your schedule, let's look at it. and we could push him out a little bit because he's available Saturday Australia time from 10 to 1 Okay, hopefully so depending I mean you could that sucks i'm gonna have to do yeah, but whatever okay I know I know I didn't even think of that and then kill Taylor too. I Can do kill Taylor I'll try to figure out kill Taylor in the morning I don't think Greg's event starts till 4 and then I'm and then also you're right And then also I have this show with Hiller on Friday night. Oh
Starting point is 02:12:18 Oh, oh You have to do that a little bit, huh? Yeah, what time do you land? Do you know what time you get there? I wanna say, I'm gonna guess 1.30. Oh, then you should be fine. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. And we're staying in a super crazy nice hotel, so the internet should be tits.
Starting point is 02:12:38 Okay, all right, so you should probably be good then for Jack. Okay, the last interview I did with Jack, I just fucked up, so I started stressing out. Yeah man I completely forgot and that came up quick. I mean you asked me three times are you sure you're good for Friday? I'm like yeah I'm good I'm good. I know but I usually put when we travel on the calendar I just that just slipped by so I, oh, yeah Haley just sent me my flight information. I land at 130 Eastern 130 East Coast time, right? Yeah, that's awesome. Okay. Okay, so you're good then. All right, cool. All right
Starting point is 02:13:14 All right. Thanks, dude. You just have to figure out what the deal is with your better than show Hey, how'd that go? I watched a little bit of it. I think you guys are like 20 viewers in that on there. Yeah, I think I thought it went great. This is our first time. It was good. It was fun a little bit of it. I think you guys are like 20 viewers in that on there. Yeah, I think, I thought it went great. It was our first time. It was good. It was fun. I had a good time. Someone in the comments said it was the worst show ever, but it was David Weed. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, that's like a compliment then. That's fine. It was David. It doesn't count. The best part of the show, Suze, was the trivia. So I figured when I watch the shows moving forward, I'm gonna take notes and I'm just gonna ask Hiller questions.
Starting point is 02:13:51 I'm gonna turn into a trivia show. Nice. Did you guys watch any of the other review shows of that before you did yours? I did. I watched a shitload. They're all like, the close up shots were magnificent, magnificent and they drew a lot of emotion. And also, you notice that there's always red in the right
Starting point is 02:14:09 hand corner and I'm like, I'm not doing that. Okay, yeah, that's fine. Do the trivia thing. Did the actress get fake hits in the off season or not? Yeah, that I like. Yeah, that like, and you know what my my there's like, there's like shows like, did so and so really know that my there's like there's like shows like did so-and-so really know that He was a killer my wife will ask me that stuff to she like do you think that that person really knows? I'm like yo, it's a fucking movie There's nothing beyond the depth of fucking the characters other than what we're seeing nothing
Starting point is 02:14:37 They say cut and they all start laughing Yep, what do you mean? Yeah, did he really? The fuck do I know if he really knew or not? It's not, you're asking me, you're asking me like what Bigfoot had for dinner yesterday. Like he's not real. Don't spoil it. All right. I need to just spend my belief. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:15:00 All right. Thank you. Okay. Cool. Yep. No problem. Bye. Bye. What's that? All right. Yeah. Yeah. Does Emma Lawson have a Matsusa? Is she going to call Snorri and be like, Snorri, excuse me. I told you I did not want an aisle seat.
Starting point is 02:15:22 I only sit by the window. Because that would be, that would be good content No, that wasn't your ass that wasn't your ass that I was talking about, Standy Randy. Listen, it's not about you. Oh, is that you? Is that you? That would be crazy if that's you. Is that you? God, that would make a lot of fucking sense if it was you. on let me refresh refresh um let me see is that really you what was that chick's name uh it starts with a k i think k I think K. A. Fuck, I can't find it.
Starting point is 02:16:36 Hold on. Let me see. That would be nuts if that was you. You sent me on a wild goose hunt? Oh shit, you're gone. Katie, oh shit, you did change it. That is you. Wow. Oh, my God, that is so lame that you changed it. Damn it. Oh my God, your account is amazing. Hey, you have a full picture of your ass.
Starting point is 02:17:18 Now I'm looking at your ass full screen. Damn. screen. Damn That thing is you got a fucking caboose caboosa That's a crazy caboose you got Wow, you work with turtles and shit. How what a great job you have You just seduce biology dudes And play with turtles all day?
Starting point is 02:17:52 Oh, this is a great account. Hey, you know this post you have? Where you're with the guy underwater? Oh, you have a tattoo under your armpit. Yeah, this is cool. Wow. If I was more of a pervert, I'd follow you. What a cool thing. You can pretend like you're into sea life, but really it's just TNA. This is great Thank you
Starting point is 02:18:44 Kaboos, she has an insane fucking body. Tits and ass, the whole thing. And she swims in the water and snorkels and shit. Looks like she got a boyfriend though. And you can't be a pussy. Like if you're gonna date this chick, you better not mind your sheets and stuff You but you got to be cool. This chick don't give a fuck. I bet Like if you're one of those weird, oh, of course wad zombie follows you he follows all the fucking chicks with good bodies If you're like the kind of guy that's like worried about some chick that has fucked up feet This isn't the chick for you. She don't give a fuck I mean, I'm not saying her feet are fucked up, but This is like a cool like not every guy could handle this chick. What's your name? Stanny Randy? Yeah. Oh She's oh you're married
Starting point is 02:19:42 I'll check that off the list. Hey, that means there's no commitment. I was standing. Do you have sand in your sheets always? God, I used to I used to love those days when there was always a sand in my sheets. Yeah, it's a chick. A hot swimmer, like photographer scuba diver chick. Like hangs out with turtles and has her ass out. Like saves it, like saves animals. It's crazy putting it all together.
Starting point is 02:20:31 All right. Great show. Congratulations to everyone. Thank you Emma for your cameo in the show today. Thank you for Austin Hatfield, Jonathan Ortega, Jethro, congratulations on the one year anniversary. Jeremy World, thank wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche.
Starting point is 02:20:51 Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife for pretending like she's a douche. Thank you to Susan, my wife, for pretending like... I don't know, pretending something. Don't forget to get Matuthi and over at Doc Spartan. It's on sale now. Also, uh, over at
Starting point is 02:21:22 Paper Street Coffee. There's an insane,eptides. It's gonna be fun. I will talk to you guys soon. I was wrong once on this show today when I told Jeremy his clip wasn't gonna be funny and it was funny. So, I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I was wrong once on this show today
Starting point is 02:21:46 when I told Jeremy his clip wasn't gonna be funny and it was funny, so there's that. All right, talk to you guys soon. Bye bye. I have no choice but to throw myself to the ground. I have given it all. This doesn't scare me. I've been through this before. Like in the first training.
Starting point is 02:22:21 Several years ago. My coach has known how to demand me. to I could do this for four years. And I will continue to do it until my body can no longer.

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