The Sevan Podcast - David Check | CrossFit Games Documentary Director
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You know what's great about Ambition?
You can't see it.
Some things look ambitious, but looks can be deceiving.
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The fittest athletes in the world
have descended on Madison, Wisconsin for one last ride.
It's a showcase of the fittest people on the planet.
I definitely felt the target that was on my back.
Dang, Olivia.
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We have to do the absolute best on this one weekend.
It should be titled, Who's the Mentally Strongest?
People can shine real bright for two days, but four days is a different thing.
You start like this, finish like this.
I do the opposite. I'm good.
I just want one.
Just got cut off twice.
Roman is raiding right now.
Pat Belver takes a spill.
Watch out for Chandler.
Points on the board.
He says to his coach, I should have gone up.
No, man, I need one more pound.
That's two spots, man.
I can see the look in her eyes.
Daniel Brandon shot out of a cannon.
Gosh, it was so easy.
I'm not prepared for this.
Your overall leader, Emma Lawson. It's for this. Your overall leader, Emma Watson.
It's not over.
Anything can happen, Emma.
Felder is done.
He's like the comeback kid.
It's fun to watch.
I hear that he broke his foot.
Do you want him to take the ball or not?
It's against your medical advice.
There's blood in the water.
From man to man!
He still has a chance.
I love Sunday.
That's my favorite day of the week.
The woman from Hungary is Superwoman.
There is a new king in the north.
David, good to have you buddy. Hey, great to see you. David, good to have you buddy.
Hey, great to see you. Can you
hear me? Perfect. Perfect.
Excellent. Great to see you.
Listen, I need to explain this
um I said by saying that I did
not do it while doing crossfit. Okay, this is this is uh is years and years of wear and tear,
doing shoulder-specific stuff and caught up with me. David, I went to IMDB and I looked at
your incredible body of work and you look way too young to have done that body of work. It's crazy. 1989, the Michael Jordan film.
Yes.
Were you potty trained when you made that?
I was in my early 20s. Listen, we all know that this business can give us our share of
gray hairs.
Yeah.
Well, let's not just try to keep things in perspective.
We're not saving lives, we're documenting them. So, you know, that's what I try to keep in mind.
And I guess it served me pretty well so far.
Yeah, I wanna say to everyone in the audience right now,
to have someone make a documentary
about anything that you're doing is wild.
Making films is
very, very, very intense. There's a big pre-production. You got to get people together. You got to
pay people less than what they're worth. You got to go out there and film it. It's got
to be a labor of love. When you make a documentary, people have to actually give a shit. You cannot
be on autopilot. You have to be present. You have to be out there. You have to care. You
have to be able to do audibles. Nothing can be mechanized, you have to be extremely flexible.
Nothing's ever going the way you want. Then you got to get home. And then you got to have
the money to put all of that shit together and cut it. And sometime and when I say cut
it some of you guys think that cuts are just being made. But these decisions are being
made to one 30th of a second for every time
you see a new shot, maybe one 60th of a second, then it's all put together.
Then it's gone over again with someone who looks at the color.
Then it's gone over again with someone who looks at the audio.
Then there's people who are complaining that they don't want this or they don't want that.
Then you have to put all the credits in there and all the thank yous and then you have to
promote it.
It is it is an insane task.
And for anyone not to be thankful anytime that there's a documentary that comes out
You should have listened to your parents. If you have nothing nice to say shut the fuck up
So so so thank you. It is it is it is a monumental task. I know uh
When you were does every documentary does every project you make is like, oh, do
you feel like you take a size you cross the finish line?
By the finish line, I mean, once it gets launched to the eyeballs of the public.
Yeah, there is definitely a waiting to exhale moment.
And there's so many different models or approaches on how you go about it. I mean, this CrossFit doc,
this was a very different model for me in the sense that
there are a number of projects that I've been on
where I am hired as a line item on the budget
to execute the documentary.
I just did an eight part series on ESPN
that was an in bed,bed in the NBA playoffs,
which I was so thrilled to be on because that's where I started my career. So to be able to come
full circle and to be the director on a documentary of that ilk was very gratifying. But the point
being that the project had already been sold, they needed someone
to lead it. And I came in and very interesting dynamics at play, given that I'm working with
people that I worked with 30 years ago when I was at the NBA, given that I was working
with a company based in the UK, that I spent a lot of time in the UK and, you know, the
UK basketball is big, but not certainly as big
as it is here.
So there was some cultural bridges that needed to be forged.
But they're all different projects and this CrossFit doc, and I remember getting the call
and I got to believe in June of 2023 about this opportunity.
And you mentioned that sometimes there's a lot of lead time
and prep, that was not the case here.
I had to make a relatively quick decision
and my personality is such that I love challenges
and I am very curious by nature.
And I did not know, and I think it's very important
for the audience to know, that my knowledge of CrossFit
on a scale of one to 10, when I got that phone call,
was a one.
Wow.
It was a one.
But what gave me comfort is that I have been around sports
my entire career, I have been around sports my entire career.
I've been around athletes my entire career.
And they're telling stories, as you know, is a universal maybe application.
And I believed that I could take my experience and my skill set, yes,
and I've become a quick study in CrossFit and
basically figure it out as I went along. But there was very little lead time. And as you
know, but it's been out there in the ether. This is a project that I personally put money into to invest in. But I took the leap and I must say,
and I've been around a lot of different sports,
the embrace once I got to Madison and the learning curve,
we got there two, three days prior to the event.
And once we got to day one of the events,
I felt like we were ready.
And I give a bunch of credit
to a number of people across the board.
Obviously Dave Castro, Gabby Mogerman,
Boz and Tyson.
Tyson I have to give a lot of credit to.
And I think... Tyson
Oldroyd, Tyson Oldroyd. Yeah. Been around forever, yep. Yes, I think it's noteworthy
particularly in Tyson's case that he and his wife had done these documentaries in
the past and the fact that he was being so supportive of our efforts. There's a
lot of his character and he was tremendous in getting us up to speed.
And then the athletes themselves.
And again, I've been, you've done the counting and you realize that I was probably not in
kindergarten, yes in 1989, but, but, you know, but I've been around this business for a bit
and I've been around a lot of athletes and the level of cooperation
is among the athletes and authenticity and how open they were.
I was like, this is giving us fertile ground for storytelling because you know
that if people are closed off and not giving you access,
is to not open to telling their personal journey,
that is going to make the construction of the film that much more complicated.
So shout out to the Pat Velners, to the Danielle Brandons,
I mean, to the Roman Krenikovs and Rosa,
and maybe all the people that we came to know, Noah,
Chandler, I mean, again, the level of cooperation and I felt like this was,
and you correct me if I'm wrong, that this is the first CrossFit film that was directed
by someone that's not in the CrossFit space.
Correct, yep, yep.
So I felt, you know, I felt honored to be able to tell it
through a lens of someone that is not in that space
and be able to tell a broader story and through our perspective.
And yes, I know I'm gushing with platitudes and gratitude, but I must say that the only
way that we could have pulled this off was the fact that people opened up their hearts
and minds
once we landed in Madison.
And we definitely had our trepidations.
I mean, we were going into a situation
that was relatively unknown to us.
And I'm very proud of the final product.
I'm very proud of how quickly we got it done.
I'm very proud of the final product. I'm very proud of how quickly we got it done as
and
And I've been reading some of the reviews online and you know, so I'm glad we didn't screw it up a
beautifully shot is Non-stop intimate moments, you know, like you mentioned with Emma Lawson and Daniel Brandon
Chandler some pretty intense intimate moments
Daniel Brandon, Chandler, some pretty intense intimate moments. That is an interesting point you bring up. I think the biggest criticism, the criticism of
this doc is like, you know when you go to Amazon and there's a one star and you
read it and it's like package came ripped and you're like dude I don't give
a shit that the package came ripped. I want to know if this soap that I'm
buying for my car actually works. You know what I mean? Reviews about the
product. You said that you got it done relatively quickly, but then it didn't come out for like, till the following
year. So it had basically been done. That was just, what ended up happening?
We delivered the film in January. And you know, this is, you know, this is a subject that I think,
my understanding is that there was some machinations going on within CrossFit that are,
that led to some delays and it was supposed to come out
in January and it didn't.
And I wasn't pleased about that.
Okay, so that wasn't your doing it was it was either politics behind the
scene or the death of Lazar Dukic or other people who were responsible for
for working with you guys that didn't get it out. But you guys finished it
quickly is what you're saying.
I mean, that's really what I want to just pat the flag and say that we finished
the film in January. I think the death of Lazar Dukic,
you know, maybe it already had been decided
that the film normally comes out several weeks prior
to the CrossFit Games, right, as a leading.
We certainly got getting the film done in January
speaks for itself, that was certainly ready.
But some deadlines were missed for reasons
that I don't fully understand and won't get into.
But so as a result of missing deadlines,
the film got, it was decided that the film
was not gonna come out until post 2024 games. And then we obviously know what happened there with the tragedy. And I think it would have
been tone deaf and in very poor taste to drop a CrossFit doc right after that. You know,
there had to be,
the investigation was ongoing, as I understand. There was a bit of a, you know,
there needed to be, it's an intermediary period.
So it was decided that the film would come out in December.
So I mean, so I'm thrilled that it's out right now.
And you might've read more reviews on it than I have. But I'm pleased with what
I've seen online so far. Yeah, it's killing. It's killing. Number one on iTunes. When will
it come out on Netflix? That is something that I'm not aware of quite yet. I'm not really involved in the distribution of it.
Of course I'm looped in, that's Gravitas Ventures.
And so I don't know if I could pinpoint that information.
At this point, I'm just happy to be sharing it
with the CrossFit community.
Beautifully shot, great story.
Loved it last night.
I put it on, you know, as a part of my work,
my nightly work, and I was five minutes into it.
My whole family was watching the movie.
My wife, my three little boys sat down.
They had tons of questions.
They loved it.
I absolutely loved it.
I was someone, I was, as I was watching it,
I was on a group chat and I was texting buddies
about what I was seeing in
the film and one guy said is it worth watching I said hey dude, I'm so happy I'm watching this and
I
Really enjoyed it and congratulations is the reason why I asked about Netflix is I used to work for CrossFit for
15 years and whenever the iTunes was always a big release that was amazing right? And the fact that it's number one kudos to you. But where it would help the business
and I know this isn't your forte, but just why I asked is when it gets released to Netflix,
because that's like a massive worldwide platform, usually, there's a huge, like positive uproar,
you know what I mean? Like we get people going into gyms. That's when you get people start
stopping athletes and airports. That's when you start getting kind of that
the real hype. So and we always released it after you know, after iTunes, we would go
to Netflix months later too. So I'm just excited for the Netflix release too. It's such a different
platform than iTunes.
Yeah, man. Yes, absolutely. And you know, this is a year and a half ago now for me, but there are
some memories of being in Madison. One or two things I wanted to talk about here.
Please. So I've been at a lot of high profile sporting events. I've been to World Series.
I've documented World Series, a number of them. NBA 5. You worked with Derek Jeter, Cal Ripton, Michael Jordan.
The list is too long.
17 Emmys, the list is too long to go through.
What I wanted to point out is I can only think of a few times during my career that I was more moved, I guess emotionally, covering an event than what went down with Roman
late in the 2023 games. That arena, if we want to call it that, the groundswell of emotion was,
The groundswell of emotion was, I mean, you would have to be a robot to not feel anything in that moment.
I mean, even as a filmmaker.
I cried.
I was on the floor and I cried.
I didn't even know why I was crying.
I was just overwhelmed.
Right.
And we know, you know, when Roman said that he was doing it to make his son proud.
I mean, you're a parent, right?
And I'm a parent.
I mean, that struck me at such a visceral level.
But my point being, that was in my top three of my career.
Wow.
And how I felt.
I would say maybe the only one that I can think of
right off the top of my head that moved me more
was post 9-11
when baseball came back about 11 days later and being in a ballpark
and experiencing
that sense of community and patriotism and
Will to move forward and, you know, a morning but yet moving on.
That Roman moment for me, and I think, you keep in mind, I don't know who Roman was two weeks ago,
two weeks prior to it. Yes, we filmed with him a few times and we all know that he had a fantastic start to
the games and then Jeff Fowler started to nip at his toes a little bit.
And again, that's another one of my favorite moments when Adler is talking about, during
the 5K I believe it was, about trying to get him run a little faster than he wanted to
and playing a little bit of some gamesmanship there. I found that to be fascinating. And,
you know, you're a filmmaker, so you appreciate this. Having a level of curiosity and knowing
what you don't know and bringing that in and using your
lens to to portray that I think that's I think that's our job in these you know
in these instances and so you know Roman was definitely an emotional fulcrum for
me now again one of the other characters and I know I'm preaching to the converted here, is Danielle Brandon.
What a fascinating case study, right?
And again, when she did the,
one of her, the test where she dominated everybody,
men and women, right?
On the handstand, which is her elevated skill.
That was just incredible, the witness. which is her elevated skill.
That was just incredible to witness. And we were at her Airbnb that night, you know?
And just to be able to have that level of access,
to be able to tell that story in a raw,
you know, in an unfiltered fashion.
We had a lot of gratitude.
And that's when I look back at the production of that film
and the openness and level of cooperation.
And the very few times, I mean,
I can't remember getting a lot of no's, you know? And that's, you know,
having been through a myriad of projects through my career, a no's are part of the business and,
you know, navigating through what are your parameters of access can be challenging. But this was, we knew that when we got back
from the CrossFit Games and started working on the films
that we had some great material to work with.
And that's not just even the elements that we filmed.
It was the elements that you filmed
and the elements that we got from the broadcast.
And yeah, so, so overall was really thrilled
with the process and we were eager to put the film together
once we were done, you know, and I'm sure people realized
from watching the film that we were in Iceland with Annie
because Annie was one of the-
Beautiful shots by the way, crazy sit-down interview, beautiful. Yeah well, and we figured if we were going to go all the way there, we might as well
get it right.
And Annie, I don't need to just extol her virtues and what she means to the CrossFit
community but we felt, we got a bunch of interviews the next day, but
didn't get any. And I just felt that it was something that we wanted to do. And I'm glad
we went over there to film with her. And that was another just unforgettable experience.
When you film other sports, sorry, let me go back one second.
By the way, another mantra, if you're not a documentary filmmaker, one of the primary
mantras in documentary filmmaking is access, access, access.
You have to have access.
And so what David is sharing with us is like, wow, you know, you, if you work with the major
league baseball, there's a hundred lawyers you have to jump through and then maybe athletes
who don't want to be vulnerable.
When you film the CrossFit Games, there's no ball to follow.
You don't know where any of the action is going to be.
There's 80 people out there, 40 men, 40 women.
It's chaos.
It's hard to follow.
It's like every minute there's something you're missing.
There's like so many choices to make right
Did you find that stressful that like what are we man? Where is the action gonna be?
Yeah, I
Try not to do stressful
yeah, good job frame it in a
different way in my brain to just being a challenge.
And again, shout out to Tyson.
Before every event, he would tell us where he thought our cameras should be.
We also knew that we had the broadcast cameras at our disposal.
But I also think, and this is such a cliche,
but it happens to be true, shoot to story, right? So for example, we all know that Pat Velner,
well, I didn't know this one week prior to the CrossFit Games, but we all know that
Pat Velner is a slow starter in these events, right? So when he started to make his comeback,
slow starter in these events, right? So when he started to make his comeback, why not be up in the stands with Michelle Velner, putting a mic on her? It makes sense, right? So to deploy your cameras
in a way to film to story or Danielle Brandon after her ridiculous performance on walking on her hands. So we came to know her support system, her friends that were at the Airbnb.
Find out where they are in the stands and go shoot the story.
Rosa was someone that we felt that we could always go to because she helped us not only
with the translations but sort of very much, very clearly a huge part of
Team Roman and instrumental, yes, on why he was at the CrossFit Games in the first place.
So again, it is, I mean, we had, I'll say two to three cameras there, depending on the
day and say, okay, how are we going to deploy
these cameras knowing some of the tips that Tyson gave us, but also knowing that we had
the luxury of having your cameras and having the broadcast cameras and knowing that at
the end of the day, we're going to have the opportunity in the edit to create that tapestry, to create the feeling that our camera slash coverage
is ubiquitous.
But you have to make decisions.
Very much like you do in the edit,
that's why it's called, you said, EDL, right?
Edit Decision List.
And we're doing the same in the field.
And I'd like to think in most cases,
I mean, even being, and sometimes you just get lucky.
We were with Chandler's coach
during the Olympic weightlifting event.
Yes, and you understand the nuance of that moment
far more than I do,
but there clearly was
some discord between them that we captured, right? That was intense. That was intense.
Yeah. And you got a great close-up of Chandler's face. So you could not only analyze his work,
you could hear him, but you could analyze whether his face was consistent with the words
that were coming out of his mouth because of the obvious frustration, right?
that were coming out of his mouth because of the obvious frustration, right? Yeah, and I feel like, yeah, it's, so we just learned on the job, but you know, we came
in with a lot of, as you point out, I've been in the business for a bit, so we came in with
experience and covering events and granted, it's not following a ball, but it is, but at the end of the day,
it is following athletes and that's the common DNA.
I guess among other projects.
I mean, you know, when Roman Kennedy gauge so strong, how can you not stay with him a
little bit, right?
And just, you know, and continue to document and then, oh, wait a minute, Scott Jeff Adler
is coming up.
Yeah, we need to spend a little time with him. and continue to document. And then, oh, wait a minute, Scott Jeff Allers coming up.
We need to spend a little time with him.
I mean, there was the ability to pivot.
And again, that's,
yes, I'm not dealing with PR directors.
I'm not dealing with lawyers, as you say.
I'm not dealing with league officials.
I can just go right to the individuals.
And that was really liberating as a filmmaker and made it
You know exhilarating to be a part of quite frankly
What did you think about filming the guys and the gals I remember?
I'm not as thankful as I used to be I've become numb to it
But in my early years, I couldn't believe I got to film these bodies. Like, like there's no bad angle on Chandler Smith. The the the
the specimens you're filming, you know what I mean? It's like being it's like shooting
something for National Geographic and going to the island where all the Komodo dragons
are. You're like, which Komodo dragon should I film? Were you I know you've been around
a lot of professional athletes
But were you just stunned at the visuals these bodies the sweat the hair the muscles
Did that jump out at you that like man? This is the cream of the crop of what human
Physiques I'm speaking strictly superficially and you know aesthetically were you just like wow this I mean this is crazy
Yeah, I mean I
Guess maybe the NBA has that too right I mean you got all these guys who are six feet and seven feet tall
Doing things that doesn't make any sense right body type. I mean the men I would say
Most resemble to me a linebackers or running backs in football.
But interestingly enough, who's the tallest CrossFit athlete?
Male, 6'3", 6'4", I mean they're not guys much taller than that.
Yeah, maybe yellow hosta and it's an anomaly for sure. Yeah, so I would just say, the bodies were both the men and the women. You can't take
your eyes off of them. It's just, it draws you in. And to me, it is their proof of concept. It is
their body of work, no pun intended, right? Right. And, you know, yes. And so we were talking a lot during our coverage about to accentuate the musculature,
what muscles were being activated during certain tests, right?
And to focus on those.
And again, we had camera guys there that have done a ton of sports, but you don't come in
with the hubris right there, oh yeah, I got this. We had camera guys there that have done a ton of sports, but you don't come in with
the hubris right there, oh yeah, I got this.
You are learning on the job.
We were all just in awe of these bodies.
So it was again a privilege to make that part of the story.
It is kind of inspirational.
I know there were a number of guys on the cruise
who were like, when I get back from this, man,
I gotta hit the gym in a different way
than I've been doing before.
Yeah, so, and that is, I mean, I think that's cuts
to the core of what the CrossFit
Games are all about.
It is both inspirational and aspirational.
And I feel that those body types and you know, have a really, yes, are a manifestation of
that. Yeah. You said some great things there. It is that
is their body of work. You're right this is their it's it is their body of work. That's well said
and then it also compared to most sports for the audience it's it's the aspiration to be like that
is within grasp. You're not going to the NBA, so you just sit in the stands and drink a Budweiser, right?
You're not going to the NFL.
But there is the ability for the fans and the people who are working there to be like,
okay, I want to be like that.
You can get close to it.
You can pursue it.
There's a guy named Sean Woodland who is the voice of CrossFit.
And we all love listening
to him talk.
We love his voice.
It was great hearing his voice throughout the documentary.
I know that probably you've used a lot of voice people to be the glue of this endless
amount of films and documentaries you've made.
What was that like?
I mean, I just loved hearing his voice the way you guys used it in the film.
Was that something that you knew you were going to do going into it?
Yeah, I mean, yes, because to me, I think documentaries in their purest form, I do not
have voiceover, I think, or narration or a voice of God that is coming in and you're creating these editorial or narrative bridges. So
we were very focused from the start on getting a cacophony of voices in there
that are going to help create our narrative spine and having a guy like Sean and Tommy Marquez and you know, using people
of that ilk to help move the narrative along on people that lived it, that announced these
games and to hear their voices within the body of it as well. That was always the plan
is to you know, you know this because you're in the business. There are, there
is, there's the scene work, there's the interviews from the athletes, there's
interviews from your experts, there's the music, there's the wireless. That is our
job to take that, those myriad audio sources,
and I consider them all tools that we're working with
and to weave them into a cohesive narrative.
And Sean was a big part of that.
And again, Sean was another guy that was very moved
by what was going on with Roman, as I recall, from the doc.
And I think ultimately, there's
one word that I came away with from documenting these games, Sean certainly included it. Everybody
I spoke to, everybody that I encountered, passion, passion for this world, for this, for the CrossFit space. And, you know, that
got us, you certainly would prefer that over apathy, correct? And I did not feel one iota of that during the games and after to be quite honest.
And so I, yeah, I mean, again, that passion just came through in such a prominent way.
It is interesting, very few people are going through the motions, right?
Meaning the people who attend a CrossFit event or the people who are involved in CrossFit,
it's like their life. They're not there, you know, whether it's the the camera guys the
First aid people the medical people the judges very few people are just going through the motions
They're like everyone's pumped to be there
There
That was palpable. Yeah palpable was palpable. And so you have a, you know, whatever.
I mean, yes, the venue in Madison, you had your,
yes, especially when you're lugging crew.
Thank goodness for those golf carts.
That's all I'll say, or whatever we had,
the Gators, I think they were called.
But, you know, but it was relatively self-contained.
And to be able to bounce around and capture people buying swag
or online to meet Tia Claire Toomey.
And by the way, that's another moment that struck me
is when Emma Lawson, she had the lead until late,
and then she lost it.
And Tia Claire, she approached her afterwards.
And, you know, we just felt so fortunate
to be able to capture moments like that.
And, but you know, to see the fan reaction
to Tia Claire to me, I mean, rightfully so.
What does she know, a seven time champion after this past year?
Yeah.
So, and this was her sabbatical or her hiatus
given the fact that she had just had a baby.
So yeah, I mean, the passion just permeated it.
And Madison seemed like a great venue.
I know you folks had been there for a number of years
and that was the final year of us the name of the
documentary, but
But really enjoyed being there
Um
Did it feel different than other sporting events being that this thing is like truly subsidized by
the practitioners of the sport. You know
what I mean? Like so the NBA is subsidized by the fit, just people who are fans, right?
Every Tom, Dick and Harry. But here you're at an event where every single person in the
audience is a practitioner. You know what I mean? These are people like the people who
are go to NFL games, maybe they're not throwing football every single day, right?
Maybe they just maybe they only throw football, you know, Thanksgiving with their family.
But here you're at an event where every single person in the stands is also a practitioner.
And so there's this and we struggle with this now as this thing's growing as a sport.
But the community is struggling and we have trouble with our semantics and our words because
Everyone views it kind of as theirs and I'm wondering what you felt there being that there
It felt anything different because everyone has a little more stake in the game
You know after you leave a turn off the football game you go cook dinner and put your kids to bed
But with CrossFit, it's not like that. It's like it's it's everywhere in your life. If you're a practitioner
That's a really interesting point. I would say the term that comes in, that comes into play,
that everybody that was at that venue, the athletes, the fans, the people running the events,
all of them felt like thousands of volunteers. Everybody was yes, yes. Everybody was is all in.
That's the term I would use.
And to be able to have that all in dynamic
that just was part of that venue,
I mean, you could bounce around quickly and capture all of it.
I mean, the stories and the passion
and the commitment to the sport work everywhere,
work everywhere.
And in a way, when I was working on this MBA project,
I'll use as an example over the summer, I mean,
I'm bouncing all over the country getting interviews and looking for the best way to
manufacture stories, but it was all there.
It was self-contained.
And that really made it fertile ground for storytelling. And it is sometimes you have to,
I'm gonna be careful how I use this term.
Sometimes you need to maybe elevate the narrative
or you create drama that you might not have
necessarily captured, but you have
to find a way to amplify a moment.
But in CrossFit, it was all there.
You know, another term that comes to the fore for me is just the authenticity of in an event
like that.
There was nothing that was fabricated about it.
It felt exceedingly real.
And again, you know, the crew that I had there
is about 10 folks and done pretty much any sport
you can think of.
And they were working 12, 14 hour days,
along with you folks, as long with all of us.
And they didn't complain for a moment.
Hey, they were taken in by it.
You know?
That's great to hear.
Hey, what did you think?
You've seen a lot of events run,
and you got to see obviously with the access you had the nuts
And bolts of the event
What grade would you give sort of what you saw back there in terms of the organization the timeliness the logistics?
What I would say a close to an a you know
Yeah, I think there were
It felt like it was run with military precision
And I know there are some people involved in CrossFit that have a military background
So it would not that's not really a stretch
Right. So I do feel that I mean I'll be candid and say there were a
There were a few times that maybe,
you know, if I was going to do the CrossFit Games again, I would like a different camera position.
I did feel like I've learned from the experience in any time that you do an event, like I do the
US Open every year, tennis, and every year we do a post-mortem.
What can we do better?
How can we elevate our game?
And there are definitely, and what do we need to ask?
And I'll use the USTA to help us elevate it.
And in this case CrossFit, what conversations can I have with a Dave Castro,
with a Baz, with a whomever to elevate a game
now that we have one CrossFit games
that's under our belt, right?
And because you're always looking to,
so if we're not learning from our experiences, we're not living.
I mean, that's just kind of the way I look at it.
And while I give it a solid like A to A minus in terms of our level of execution, there
are a few, there are definitely a few elements of it that I would like to change.
Like, you know, you folks were on the floor for, you had a camera position that was on the
floor, right?
I mean, our cameras, there just wasn't space for us on the floor.
So maybe in a future year, that could be something that can be discussed to get more intimate
imagery.
I would give you guys an A, by the way.
I was specifically talking about CrossFit Inc. Dave Castro, Adrian, Heather.
How do you think they ran, like when you see that event?
Oh, no.
And all the moving pieces.
That's what I was talking about with the military precision.
Right, right. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, I was really, really impressed with the timeliness of it. And there was a lot of, we never felt lost.
There's a lot of moving parts, right?
Even with Rogue and Bill and Katie,
I mean, it's so many moving parts.
It's not like football where the field's set up and you go.
Yeah, and as you see from the film,
we checked in with Boz kind of every morning
and did a morning preview slash affirmation.
And you know, what he told us was gonna happen that day,
happened that day.
You know, of course, you know, again,
I know there's another scene that folks will talk about too,
which was a fascinating scene because you can't, you know, which to show is this is not WWE.
This stuff is not scripted.
So when Roman got injured and was considering whether he was going to continue on or
whether he wasn't into and to be in on that conversation with the doctor and
Castro and boss and to see how that all went down, that's some inside. Yeah, that is some really inside stuff.
But I thought it was all handled, you know, quite professionally.
And but again, I think that's that's a revealing moment.
Yeah, you're not going to get that in the NFL.
They're not going to let you in the room, right?
With Mahone's where they're deciding whether what they're going to do about his ankle.
No, no, you know, the NFL have a tremendous amount of respect for what NFL films is built. I would
right make a strong argument that they're big, you know, since the 1960s, and they're a big part of the NFL culture and actually created a genre, in my opinion.
So yeah, but there are a few things that are sacrosanct, let's call it, and you probably
won't get in on.
And at that moment, when that decision was made, you know, that wasn't for the cameras.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, that was a wild moment. That was a wild moment
Um there is no Dave Castro in the movie
And normally he's sort of the glue and I noticed that you guys used Adrian by the way his voice sounded fantastic
That was every time Adrian came on I was like oh, they really nailed his voice
Was there a specific reason you guys didn't use Dave I?
mean we had a conversation with Dave before the really nailed his voice. Was there a specific reason you guys didn't use Dave?
I mean, we had a conversation with Dave before the games.
And just made a, I mean, he obviously is running the games as a super busy guy
during the event that we made the decision that we weren't gonna film a lot with him.
And we also knew that you were around him a lot.
So if we really needed anything from, you know, from Dave Castro,
that we could go there,
but ultimately felt that we could tell the story of the 2023 games where he
wasn't as prominent as some other individuals.
I mean, obviously the moment we just talked about what Roman's injury,
he was in on that conversation, right?
Just I know for many years he's asked not to be apart and I always kind of insist that he's apart
Would do is he hesitant because he has this line. It's not about me. It's not about me
Was he was he like did you get that vibe from him that he wanted to give other people a chance?
Would you say was more his decision or your decision?
I mean, it was a discussion, but I also think back to something I said,
at the start of this interview, this all came together pretty quickly.
Right.
And- June, I mean, yeah, very quick.
I mean, it was a fire drill for us to get involved.
And Tyson Castro, Gabby, you know, anybody I spoke to about, let's focus on which athletes could be
good, good potential subjects for you. And by the way, that original list, that original conversation,
conversation, we were looking to speak to represent the different maybe archetypes that were there. So for every maybe Annie that is, let's just say an established veteran to the Olivia Kerslider,
you know, we wanted to show that full spectrum. And that was our focus. And you tell me, but I think that's a big
reason why people love these CrossFit docs is to illustrate the personal journey of these
athletes and the people that are around them. So yeah, so that was really the priority for
us. Yeah, Kirsten, the Kirsten storyline was great. She was great. She came across, you guys did
her right. She came across so good in the film. That was she was a great character.
Yeah, I mean, we really enjoyed and I know this. We really enjoyed dealing with everybody.
And even you know, Laura Horvat she gave us some
frickin gems, you know, I'm here to have stuff up.
Yeah, you know, or the Barbie line, you know, I mean, there was some, you know, she she
made her presence felt in the film.
You guys were there this last year to film another doc, correct?
I was personally not there, but yes, the people that I'm affiliated with were there filming.
David, will that come out? Will there be a documentary?
I'm not sure. That's not really my decision. That's a CrossFit decision. So I'm gonna kick it over to them. Okay, so that's
interesting. I know it's a sensitive subject. Let me just tell you a quick
little story. So I'm teaching my son how to edit and to film, right? So we went
fishing the other day and it was his first time fishing and he put the pole
and it was one of those fishing lines where it has like six hooks on it and you just lower it off the wharf into the Pacific Ocean and
then you feel a little tug and you reel it up and there's little sardines on it, right?
One of my, I have three little sons, one of my sons catches the hook in the other kid's
head. So I stopped filming and I'm working with some other adult to pull the hook out
of the back of my son's head. And we get in the car and I tell my son, I said, I wanna tell you something,
what a shitty documentary filmmaker your dad is.
And he goes, why?
I'm like, because that was the pivotal moment
that I should have just sucked it up
and been present and filmed
and let the other adult pull the hook out of the head.
And we would have had a really great story.
I mean, it was a little hook.
It would make for a fabulous documentary, wouldn't it, this last year?
I mean, just strictly, if you could just turn off the emotional parts or what's politically
correct.
I mean, what an incredible moment.
We're trying to find the fittest human being in the world and a man passed away doing it.
I mean, this is truly supposed to be a hard event.
I mean, it's a hard conversation to have.
It really is.
And again, I mean, I wasn't there
so I didn't experience it personally.
Right.
But from, you know, obviously the crew members
that were there were in contact with me
as I happened to be over in London at the time on another project. So I was getting, yes, I remember exactly where I was when I heard
about the tragedy. And just brings you to your knees.
Yeah.
And I would just say that there is definitely a way to put together a film, but I do think if you're
going to do that, there is great sensitivity in how you would put it together. And I do
think part of that would be what measures are being taken as a result of the tragedy
are being taken as a result of the tragedy would need to be put into effect. But again, that is not really my decision.
That's a CrossFit decision and I respect whatever outcome they arrive at.
I mean, if there's a decision to not do it because it's just,
feels inappropriate or then I would respect that. But if there's a conversation to be had
about how to put it together in a way that would,
you know, properly tell that story in a sensitive and meaningful way, not just looking at what
happened but what are some of the machinations, what are some of the changes that are going
to be made as a result of what happened. And that is far beyond my pay grade on this one.
That is squarely a CrossFit decision.
But we were there for the full event.
We did not leave.
And we captured footage. All the way to the end of the event, you know, we captured footage.
All the way to the end of the event, you continue.
So there is a film in the can.
I mean, you think other sports, people climb Mount Everest, people die all the time, there's
movies on it, there's bike races where people die.
I mean, every sport had, there's, you know, someone tries to swim across the English Channel
and they die and there's a documentary on it.
So there are all of these documentaries. I guess the difference would be no one expects anyone to die necessarily at the
CrossFit Games, whereas if you're climbing Mount Everest, that is what you're up against. You're
up against your mortality, not just the mountain, but like, hey, you're doing something that's truly
dangerous. Skydiving, you know, a wingsuit jumping all those things
I mean, there's just so many documentaries about people dying. Um
Anyway, my vote my vote for whatever it's worth is that it comes out
um, yeah, but like you said like I don't I don't I don't I don't have a vote but like, uh,
I'm i'm a purist. I think like shit you got it in the can you filmed it. Let's hear the story
Yeah, I mean
It's a fair point. I mean my only feeling on this is a filmmaker
Is if the decision is made to move forward and put it together
I would not feel comfortable making any money on it
Oh interesting would feel come, you know, yes, obviously would need to cover the production costs of putting it together,
but in terms of making a profit, I would-
Why do you say that?
Because someone died, if you-
Yes, that's right.
Could you explain why that's inappropriate, philosophically, or is it just a feeling?
It's just a feeling more than anything. It's just my
overall worldview. I mean if it's decided that it's an important story to tell, then I feel like,
okay, let's have a discussion, but there are plenty of projects where profits or proceeds go to a charity
or something of that ilk.
And I mean, I have never covered an event or documented an event when somebody passed
away, you know, in the middle of it.
So I don't really have a roadmap. So it's just my personal feeling
on the subject, which could be rendered moot because of the decision is made to not make
it. And I respect that position on CrossFit Inc. Yes, as a filmmaker, I completely get what you're saying, but to me, I think being respectful of those that
are profoundly affected by what happened there should reign paramount.
Dixon, yes, let's extend the negative media coverage of the tragic event.
He's being facetious.
Hold on, let me write this down.
Don't cover World War II.
Sorry, I'm writing down all the things, Dixon, that we shouldn't cover that people died in.
Don't cover World War II.
Don't cover Vietnam.
Right?
Is that what you're saying, Dixon, that if someone dies, it shouldn't be covered?
This is absurd.
Don't ever cover F1 racing anymore.
This is absurd not to cover something just because someone died
This is an absurd argument that we are this is let me tell you Dixon what it's more like
It's you avoiding the uncomfortableness of death. It's not the negativity and let me tell you there's two things
We all come into this world through a woman's legs and we all get buried in the ground
So so if you're uncomfortable with it, I understand you don't have to watch the movie. Yeah, the scene of movie. Yeah, they shouldn't have made that great movie,
right? Yeah. Incredible. No. comments are wild, right? Internet's wild. In 1989, when
you made the Michael Jordan film, did you get what did you guys shoot that on? That's
such a great question. I've been outside decades.
I'm going to say, I'm not even sure that beta tape format had been created yet.
I think it's three quarter cassette, a three quarter tape.
And yeah, and we're, we were very fortunate.
I mean, I was 23 years old when we were doing this.
There I go.
You can do the math.
And we're working with a legendary camera,
a director of photography by the name of Barry Winnick.
And one of the moments that I do remember
from the production there is we were with Michael Jordan's
gym teacher.
Or no, maybe his, no.
I think Michael Jordan's high school basketball coach
that cut him.
Wow, wow.
And Barry, who was a lot more senior to us,
we asked a question,
this is such a great lesson for filmmakers out there. We asked a question, this is such a great lesson for filmmakers out there.
We asked a question, we got an answer from the coach that cut him, and then Barry whispered
in the ear of the interviewer said, you got to ask that again. Sometimes you got to ask a question
three times in order to get, and then he said, yes, I'm the guy that cut Michael Jordan.
Yeah, you know, this is a very memorable moment
from that project.
But I mean, to think about all the game tapes were on three quarter tape as well,
and time code had yet to be created. So you had to zero the counter and go, oh, at 32 minutes and
17 seconds is when Jordan dunks on Patrick Ewing or something like that. It's just, you know, just
something like that. It's just, you know, just the,
just the emergence of technology is mind blowing.
And how, you know,
you needed millions of dollars worth of equipment
in a big air conditioned room, just to look at that tape.
And now you can, someone can just pull it up
on their laptop next to you, right?
Yes, by the way, cut to the CrossFit film.
I'm based in New York.
The editor is based in LA.
We have the technological ability for me to sit in
virtually on his session.
He didn't even have to send me a link sometimes, okay?
And we could go over things.
Okay?
Now, yes, I love going out to LA
and I definitely made one or two trips to sit with them on
it.
But that is, that's where we're at.
Everybody has their home edit systems and I mean, you know, that MBA project that I
mentioned, we had editors in the UK, we had editors in LA, and we had me in New York.
And a lot of times I was right in this room
You know, and it is incredible and you know, so
Yeah
David there was a moment
That I think a lot of us missed that you guys touched on in the movie, but it was hard to get footage of it
It was during the bike race and there was a lot of tension between Lazar Jukic
Justin Maderas and Luke Parker they were riding the bikes and there were some collisions
And you guys touched on Justin Justin's crash. Was there more to that?
Like I'm guessing that was one of those decisions like hey
Should we blow this up and make this drama or should we leave it out of the film?
Was that one of the tough spots?
I was kind of guessing that that was a tough spot to decide how far to take that
because it was really, it was really tense. There were some fuck yous and I'll beat your
ass kind of shit being said.
Well, here's the thing. I mean, you know, obviously that track, that was, that was the
first event of that, of the CrossFit Games, correct?
Yeah. Was it the first? It was one of the first. It was early.
It was the first.
It was the first.
And we were trying to find footage
of the actual collision and the crash.
And it was like the Zaputa film for us.
We could not, the broadcast cameras didn't catch it.
Our cameras didn't catch it.
We asked, you know, we asked...
It was right in front of me. It was 20 feet in front of me and it was on the straightaway.
And so I'm like, why would there ever be a crash on the straightaway? So I didn't say, I didn't film it. I feel like a complete idiot.
Well, listen, I'm not going to beat you up on that a but the point being that it was difficult to fully tell that story
When we didn't have the inciting incident, right? No, right
um, and I know that Justin Maderos comes around and
Kind of he dusts himself off. He goes. Well, that was interesting. But you know, we didn't you know, there wasn't a
Um, I we didn't really feel like we had the coverage to flesh out that moment
I didn't really feel like we had the coverage to flesh out that moment
There you know there was some discussion just on a side note as a fan there was some discussion that the accident
Justin bumped his head on that accident that may have affected his entire weekend. I mean, I haven't heard I mean, that's just rumors That's just you know internet talk, but well I guess I'm not mistaken right he was back-to-back champ heading. Yeah. Yeah
I mean, that's why we went with him to the
trailer, right? Right before the event, we met Papa and Mama, Yimendarros, which I thought
really helped to dimensionalize him and his family. I thought that was, but yeah, he definitely
got off to a slow start, it appeared. But like Roman was raining, right?
I mean, Roman was just,
and that's another fascinating aspect of this.
And this is just our inexperience
in covering CrossFit, I guess.
I think it was after day two,
we were looking at each other at dinner
and we were like, game over, right?
This thing's over, right?
I mean, come on, right?
Yeah.
Is it?
Is it?
Anyway, you know, we really showed our naivety and,
you know, I never, and then, and then meanwhile,
of course Pat Waller, Pat Velder does make the podium again.
And, you know, and Jeff Adler does his thing.
So, you know, it was a real, but I am very proud of our filmmaking team.
And again, through the guidance
and very transparent communication with Tyson,
that we were always felt like we were in the loop
and knew where to be and when.
Outside of all this, just you as a person, David,
you've been filmmaking since 1989,
when probably even earlier.
So when you first started making films,
there was a very narrow avenue for the film
to make it out to the world to see, right?
You know, public access to the TV stations that every community had to the big screen, right?
Or something in between, but there weren't a lot. And so if you were going to make something,
the chances for someone to see it, if you were aspiring filmmaker, or your family in your living
room, or maybe the entire world, but it was a really narrow pipeline.
And then we all know what happened, you know, YouTube comes around and I don't know 2004, five, six, seven, eight, whatever, whenever that is, and sort of this everything is just out there.
And I have this kind of theory that and then social media, you know, five,
2012 Instagram comes around and now everything is just out there.
I see a group of people, but by then you and I are older and we're kind of established
with who we are right? We're kind of solidified and we're curmudgeon and
we're just who we are. I see this new group of so when I see comments they
don't really affect me for some reason like I suspect that they're affecting
other people because I'm all because I'm maybe I'm just the cheap way to say it is because I'm old. Do you feel that way about yourself? Like when you look at your younger peers and you see how they're affected by social media or negativity, or all the comments, because there's so many eyeballs and every little thing that they do. And just the way the whole medium has become accessible for everyone to watch and create as many times on demand whenever they
want that that generation is going to have a whole shitload of problems to deal with
that we're not going to have to deal with.
Whoo.
That's a loaded question.
Like does it affect you?
Like before it was just like, you know what I mean?
You open up variety and they're like, you're the, this documentary is not as good as I
was expecting.
And you're like, ouch.
But now it's like 200,000 people commenting, weighing in.
I mean, people, like I said, people aren't,
no one's saying anything negative
about the documentary you made.
People are just upset.
The Lazar incident, shit from the Lazar incident
is landing on your documentary.
I mean, it's just chaos.
It's a fucking food fight.
Yeah, I mean, I've, using this documentary as an example. Well, first, you know, you
mentioned how the industry has changed, right? Yeah. Well, this Michael Jordan project that
you mentioned, Come Fly with Me. Yeah. The top selling sports home video. Yes, of all
time. What does that really mean anymore? No one really understands. What's the whole video? What's the whole video, right?
It is like tying your shoelaces, it feels like.
It's antiquated, right?
And so I really feel that, you know,
we put that project out and then did, you know,
besides a few reviews here and there, you know, so be it.
to review reviews here and there, you know, so be it. And then I cut to this CrossFit doc, right?
And the CrossFit doc is a very passionate fan base.
I think we've established that.
I've learned that.
Yeah.
35 years after the Jordan doc.
Yeah.
And you know, somebody sent me a podcast, I think it's from Andrew Heller.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, and he did a diagnostic on the documentary and
mentioned my first name a few times and had some inside information that he shared with his audience, which was interesting.
And then he was kind of reading comments from people as they go.
Most of them were positive.
A couple of them were not as positive.
There was one or two things that was said in the podcast that I didn't agree with.
I mean, that was part of that podcast I didn't agree with. I mean, that, you know, that was part of that podcast I didn't agree with. For example, there was brought up that the Roman moment was, we gave
it too much heft. And I kind of scratched my head on that one. I said, wait a minute.
So if I've been to all these events in my life and it struck me in that way, wouldn't
the CrossFit community feel the same way? I mean, I'm not know enough
about the history of the CrossFit Games to understand that that moment transcended sport.
And that one, that's the only comment that I read that maybe I had a reaction to. Because
I actually felt that we gave you-
Did you cry there on the floor. I cried
I felt my water was coming out of my face. Not only cried on the floor. I cried
The numerous times that we looked at it in the edit and the edit. Yeah
My tear ducts turned on when I was watching the movie. I was like, oh shit. This is it. So my point being
Somebody has that opinion. Yeah, you're entitled to it. I don't agree with it,
but I'm okay moving on. It doesn't have any impact on my career. Is it going to keep me up at night?
No. And I just think that with the proliferation of social media, that kind of comes with the territory.
You know, to me, I try to view it as a focus group,
a passionate focus group.
And a lot of the comments that Andrew,
Hilary was reading were positive about the doc.
And I appreciate that.
And a lot of, And there are certain nuances they were getting into
that I didn't have the historical context to fully grasp.
They were talking about Danielle Brand
and had that coach when she was on the water bath
in the ice bath and she's saying
that she wasn't ready for the games
and she's no longer with that coach
and she might've been having a relationship with that coach.
I mean, that's stuff that we did not,
but that's part and parcel, I think,
to the CrossFit community is they know all the ins and outs.
They know all the ins and outs.
So there's nothing that really tweaked me.
Yeah, the NBA project that I just finished,
and there was a lot on Twitter about it.
You know, yeah, the NBA project that I just finished and there was a lot on Twitter about it.
Again, I find most of it kind of interesting to read. And, you know, and if you can detach your emotions from it and just say, okay, this is a focus group and I'm, you know, I'm going
to marinate on what I'm absorbing. And, you know, because ultimately it's like, what,
like if that show comes back for a season two,
what could I do differently?
That might be more appealing to the audience.
And so you try to take it as a learning tool
with the caveat that everybody's got an opinion
and not everybody's a filmmaker
and not everybody understands the machinations
of putting together a film like this.
So, you know, I tried to, yeah,
I guess I take it in,
but I do my best to not be as emotionally triggered by it.
2020, this year, will there be a doc this year? Do you know?
For CrossFit?
Yeah, for the 225 CrossFit Games?
Yeah, I'm not aware of it.
Okay.
I'm not aware of it. I mean, that's a CrossFit decision.
I don't think they've made an announcement
really either way on it.
So, you know, so if I'm contacted about it,
then we'll, I don't know,
I'll have a conversation with CrossFit HQ.
If I'm not, you know, there's plenty of other projects that I'm involved in right now that I look
forward to engage.
David, have you seen any of the SUV-sized drones flying around the eastern seaboard
that we keep hearing about?
No.
Have you heard this story that's broken in the last five days?
No, but I've also been inside for the majority of the last five days because of this.
All right.
Don't turn on the news.
There's just these reports, and the Pentagon's been reporting on it that they don't know
what it is, and Congress is up in esteem, and there's over 100 drones the size of SUVs
flying around the eastern seaboard all over Jersey, New York. It's a trip. It's a trippy story
It's a it's a bizarre story
Wow. All right. Well, I need to
Check out the stories about that or I need to or I need to watch less news
That's a
That's a rabbit hole that I
Will show restraint and not go down.
Yes.
Brother, congratulations.
The movie is absolutely fantastic.
Anyone, those athletes and the fans are so lucky that you took the time.
It's your life, it's your human energy.
You gave it to that project.
You did a great job forever.
Like you mentioned, Annie, and as you went through the names,
and Tia, and Chandler, and Sean Woodland, and Chasing,
just all the people that you've captured,
it's forever for them, it's forever for the world,
and for CrossFit, but we are so lucky
that people make documentaries about this fringe sport
that presents larger than life.
And I really appreciate what you did,. It's really really good. Well, thank you and the only other thing I'd say in closing
You know
Yes, I want to give a shout out to all the athletes that opened up their homes in their hearts and their minds to
To helping us tell their story. I have great gratitude for each and every one of them.
And it was our honor, man, telling you, man, this is, I was just having a conversation
kind of earlier this week about this very subject. When you have characters that are willing to be
open and vulnerable, don't screw it up, man. Yeah. And that's kind of where I'm at with it.
We were given great materials to work with and I like to think we played some role in that.
And then we put it together. So great gratitude for all those folks
and for the particular folks at CrossFit
that helped us navigate through the process.
Awesome, brother.
All right, have a great day.
Stay warm.
Thank you, sir.
Cheers.
David Chick, director, producer
of the new CrossFit Games documentary.
It's on iTunes now.
I watched it last night.
Great show, man. I don't know, it's beautifully shot. Director producer of the new CrossFit Games documentaries on iTunes now watch it last night great show man
I don't know. It's beautifully shot doesn't hurt that I have a monstrous TV and that I watched it with my family
But it was great. I really enjoyed it. I
Was giving a play-by-play of it
to the homies and
That's when someone texts me they're like dude should I watch it I'm like dude, I'm so happy I'm watching it I
Notice some interesting things Tia comes across great in it Sean Woodland comes across great in it
Laura comes across like just a world-class bitch. Holy shit
It's hard to tell what the movie he brought up a kind of a valid point
It's hard to tell what the movie's actually telling you versus what you're bringing to the movie because we all know so much
So CK Kevin, I want to explain this to you
You and Kevin I apologize because I because it's not really not your fault
Set so Seve doing the wooly challenge or not. I want to explain something to you. There is no fucking wooly challenge
I'm gonna pull your name down. So because I'm gonna be nice if I see your name
There is no fucking wooly challenge
Do you fucking understand that?
This fucking guy said he wasn't gonna do the open.
Fucking ass pounded him into oblivion until I prolapsed his anus.
Then he had a pretty fucking touching moment where he said, hey, basically CrossFit fucking
saved my dad's life.
And I am gonna do the open and then he turns and
tells says hey will you give $500 to my gym to help the fucking class and yeah
I'll do that that's it that's all that happened you I can't be doing something
and you're like I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it and then I'm like you're
a pussy and then the guys like I'm gonna challenge you what do you mean you can challenge me? I'm already gonna fucking do it. You just asked me for 500
You you're I'm basically paying John Wooley $500 to do the fucking open
That's what's happening
Now listen if I was a dickhead
Which I'm not I'm the fucking coolest guy that's ever fucking walk the planet except for tyson bage instead travis bage and.
I'm if i was a dickhead when i when i'm dark spartan offered to throw a thousand dollars on it.
And pat lang offered to throw five hundred bucks on it i would be like yeah totally.
Then will be fucked because then you have to put up two thousand dollars what what if i did that you know when you play like i play poker with my kids with chips.
My kids will be like i'm all in and they like the and they put in like eight hundred dollars all their money and fuck
the whole game up
The fucking John Wooley challenge, you know fucking challenge me
I was already fucking the open. I
Was already doing the fucking open he challenged in me. He's open. He ain't challenging me. He's
fucking he's got his hand out. He's asking for $500. He's begging. I would give it to
him. That being said, I dusted off the rower yesterday. I don't want to look like a complete
douche. Oh my god, I in the CrossFit doc, one point I'm watching it my wife goes. Oh look there you are with your man bun, but all I could see was my gunt
this sweaty shirt sticking to that fucking six inch roll of fat that sits between the
Base of my cock and my belly button was disgusting
So that's that
So, that's that. Hi, I'm Dan Guerrero.
I have a comment to make.
You 50-year-old men fight like little girls.
And I love watching it.
I love watching it because I have a tiny dick. DICK
So wait if that guy if that guy was 23 in 1989 and
23 plus 35 is
58 that guy six years older than me that guy looks like he's fucking 10 years younger than me. The fuck is going on
He needs to drink some more spicy margaritas or something
The fuck is going on with that
Yeah, I thank you just like dice clay said I do the fucking
Oh, i'm david weed I think I caught you being inconsistent Heidi watch this one I don't care about the comments. I got you there. Oh, I'm gonna post it twice
Next you're gonna find me a fucking photo of me, but fucking your mom David and then and you're gonna be like
I thought he didn't like anal
Someone Google that seven but fucking David weeds mom see what and go to images see what you get
No, it's not gonna be streamed. This is the last time I'm gonna fucking talk about it
Is it gonna be streamed like Roe versus Boz? No.
I don't know maybe I don't know what's gonna happen to be honest.
Oh God
Jesus Christ
I viewed the competition offers in all his branch for opportunity to try to embrace Seve's fitness somehow
So would just stick. I don't know what the fuck you're saying
No, but stuff is disgusting what do you mean you're on the fence with butt stuff
Listen dude, you lick asshole coal be honest you wrote in the comments you called fucking one of my guests a whore
You we already know we've established that you are you you you you you you do butt stuff butt stuff
That is disgusting. Yeah, you caught some strays, huh, Heidi?
Hmm
This fucking dipshit called me a fucking misogynist online this fucking overt woman these fucking women haters
Willie fucking hates the female form hates the woman a woman's body can only simp to them
So, you know how you can you know, you know when someone hates a woman
It's the same way, you know when someone's racist they dim their light around those people. But inside it's a liberal mindset. But inside they're dimming it because
they think they're better than it them. You know what I mean? They don't bring their full
self to the situation. That's what he's never he doesn't know how to do that around women.
There's no way to do that around. Because he thinks he's better. He thinks they deserve
some sort of gentility like they're fragile or something like you can't be like nice tits and like somehow he thinks that's misogyny
It's like he's so fucking clueless
And what sucks is I'm probably gonna get beat by a retard in the fucking open
Fucking reeling from that. Oh, hold on. What am I going? Oh, oh, baby beast. Let me see
Oh, baby baby beast. Let me see. Oh Baby beast posted something
God I really I really don't like I
Speaking of misogynist if you want to call me, I don't like this angle
I don't I don't want to stare into your fucking I mean, I love you Kylie, but I don't want to stare into your
hoo-hoo on a photo can't couldn't can't you just sit with your legs crossed or
something and I just don't I hate that fucking camera angle I'm David Reed we
weed I'm gonna write right now Seve's gay like he's already typed it up you
know he's not sure whether he should hit return or not Just get like why this camera angle this fucking?
Okay, here we go. Here's for the strip to Texas are the ladies the girls
Naked Heidi and bad Ibrana
Love Heidi because she does CrossFit and jiu-jitsu and she wrote a children's book and she wants to do comedy and then bad Ibrana
CrossFit
Are you a rower did I see your profile but she's dating a dude in the NFL no one
What what what do these fucking 20 year olds do these days because I just want
Just want to learn stuff. What are they doing? Maybe I could write some jokes about that.
Right. Almighty Jesus Christ. Okay, so Heidi. Heidi is the
Heidi is the front runner. That position looks uncomfortable. Yeah, it's uncomfortable for me to look at.
I just, I just keep, I just stared her tits the whole time in her face.
Let me see. Um, yeah, thank thank you David. Thank you.
Someone um, someone sent me this account yesterday on Instagram. It's called I think it's called stretch master
Stretch master is a crazy fucking account. It's a satire account of a man who stretches women
Oh
Okay, thank you, Susa
God I love sponsorship money
God, I love sponsorship money. Oh.
Oh, yes, please.
Oh, that's great.
Kylie's gonna come back on.
We're gonna hash this out.
I need to ask her about that angle.
I want to redesign her whole Instagram
To less is more I mean, what do I know?
There's so many fucking disgusting dudes out there
But like you're gonna attract what you fish with right?
The episode, see Kevin I was gonna watch that episode but I'll pass after that.
It's actually a great episode.
She's really good.
She's a good talker.
Heidi was great.
I was actually, Sousa was like thinking like that.
It would be great to maybe do a dating show
with her and Heidi.
It was just funny having Heidi on the phone
and then she just pops in once in a while and talks.
We'd need another phone line.
We would need it so like we could have two phones.
It was pretty funny.
Is that who's attracted to that shit betas I mean
Hey, oh oh tonight is binge bros
By the way, I'm going to a libtard party today. It's gonna be fucking crazy.
And I'm not drinking. I'm gonna try not to drink a fucking sip. I have to go there at um, um,
uh,
it's gonna be a big one.
It's gonna be a who's who of libtards in the area.
It's gonna be interesting. I'm gonna be, I'm to, I might have to work the defibrillator.
I think I'm going to be the only person there who's not triple boosted, quadruple boosted.
John Wooley's real inspiration to me.
Yesterday I had, I only, I had three steaks, Three steaks. Shit, my brain's out this morning.
I had three steaks and three persimmons yesterday and that's it. And I dusted off the rower.
I tried, so I rode, I rode for a minute and then rested a minute and I did that eight rounds and I kept I can't remember what I kept like a 269 meters or
259 meters whatever I got at the end I had like 2200 just under 2200 meters road it was pretty
chill I was like okay that's pretty easy that was chill I didn't go hard I want to throw my back out
I think I think that it's basically like keeping like a 153 pace or something you guys would know better than me.
So then I went inside I drank a cup of water. And then I was
like, you know, I'm gonna go back out to the garage. I had
lifted heavy for myself the day before I was like, I'm gonna go
back out to the garage and test my engine out. So I set the
timer for two minutes and tried to do 50 burpees. Holy fuck.
Holy shit, my baseline is a mess.
I thought it was gonna be easy to do 50 burpees
in two minutes.
No way you can row.
What does this say?
No way you can row two minute 500 meter.
Yeah, that's only eight.
Wait, shut the fuck up.
You're saying you don't think I can row 2000 meters in eight minutes?
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Thank you thank you Don. I know Taylor did 500 burpees. I tried to do 15 in two minutes. I tapped at 90 seconds.
I think at 90 seconds I was at 38.
Like I thought for sure I was gonna do it. I was like this is fucking easy. I even filmed it.
I was like oh I'm gonna post this of me doing 50 burpees in two minutes.
I'll try it again. I'll try it again and then...
Okay you guys are pissing me off. Yeah, no chance that we can roll eight
minutes. Okay, so now I need to... Verbs are good. Thank you, David. Very, very
consistent.
system. So now I just got some, it's cool.
I'll keep getting some metrics, get some baselines.
That's good.
Yeah, I know.
Thank you, Brad.
Thank you.
I thought I was gonna kill it.
I got to 20, I was like, this is so easy. I'm not even breathing heavy. Then I got to 30, I'm like, okay, this. Thank you. I thought I was going to kill it. I got to 20. I was like, this is so easy.
I'm not even breathing heavy.
Then I got to 30.
I'm like, OK, this is no problem.
I haven't slowed down at all.
And then fucking the wheels fell off the bus.
Bro, my girl can row faster than you guaranteed.
Cool. Great.
I don't know. I don't think so I don't think I have a 745 in me I mean
maybe if you were like hey there's a million dollars on the line I could go
somewhere horrible or maybe like in two months if I warmed up I mean I literally
had not rode in fucking years but I pulled the rower down yesterday and I
told my wife not to put it away I said hey just leave that thing down for the
next two months in the garage.
Jesus.
You guys are great motivation.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, Dan.
Thank you very much.
Fantastic motivation.
The comments are fantastic. All right, oh shit, I just realized something.
Fuck.
I was about to dig in and start a show.
I don't know if I can do a show right now.
I have to see what the fuck's going on in the
my real life
Oh
Oh, maybe I can start a show
Let me see what's going on here with the wife.
Good morning.
Hey, remember when you used to be high.
Good morning.
Is there a steak on the pan?
You like cold steak though, right? Yeah, take whatever anything that you you anything made with your love is is for me
Hey, um
From last night. Oh, okay. Yeah, that one was great. Um, hey, I can know you, no, no, you don't need to warm it up.
It's good.
Maybe just try to heat up the fat.
Hey, remember when I used to hate it when I would tell people where I'm going after
the show?
Like you thought like one of the 17 listeners might go there and find me and hurt me.
You haven't been worried about that in over a year? Well, there's no point in worrying, but it won't matter anyway because you're still going
to do it.
Hey, am I taking the boys to skateboarding in two minutes?
Ari and Joseph are asleep. I haven't heard from Josh,
but it's supposed to rain there,
like 60% chance of rain.
And so it was just raining there.
Probably wet.
Okay.
I don't know if it's worth going out there.
What do you think?
No, I'm gonna, I just texted on that thread,
boys are still asleep.
Okay.
No, I really just don't want everyone to know we're working.
Not suggesting they care about only things
Wow Wow
Kylie saying some funny shit, she just text me some funny shit. Are you gonna share it? No, I want to but I don't share really text messages but
maybe when she comes to the show right now she must be listening to the show right now she's
saying some funny shit. Texting a screenshot. She's kind of she's weird funny you know what I mean
like I don't know I don't know why she's funny, but she's funny kind of like she has her own affect like Tosh
Point oh or something
Do you know what I mean or Andrew Dice Clay or she just has her own?
Like just who she is is waiting in her own way yeah like Theo von I watched the of on I'm like nothing
This guy fucking says it's funny like the other day. He's like if I was a giraffe I
Could let a male giraffe suck my dick and pretend like I don't see it cuz my neck is so long and there's like 800
Comments saying he's a comedic genius. I'm like this is stupid
But but his deliveries on uncanny, it's so unique.
It's all in the delivery.
Yeah.
Well, a big part of it.
Remember that tonight when you're sleeping.
Yeah, I think there's going to be some kind of comment up to that one.
Alright, I love you.
I set myself up.
Love you too.
Okay, call me, just come get me or call me if you need me.
Are you going to yoga or Pilates or anything like that?
I think I'm not gonna go until like 12, 15.
There's a class.
Is that cool?
Yeah, and you know we have the lib, yeah, totally fine.
And you know we have the lib party tonight.
That's tomorrow night.
Oh, so tonight it's just BingeBros.
I just have to watch the new
Dexter. Which I still can't find. It's on Paramount, isn't it? I don't believe you.
Binge bros? No, oh no, the binge bros is there. Paramount. But first, I think what
Hilarie and I are going to do is watch dexter original sin on paramount now streaming
um
Is that that premieres tonight that premieres tonight?
I can't miss that they're only going to show that once before they and then hillar and I are going to go live
Okay
Oh fuck I watch watched extra streaming. What's this new series called?
Dexter Original Sin. Dexter Original Sin.
What network is that going to be on? New prequel series.
Season one, episode one, December 13, 2024.
That's today.
I got to make sure I don't miss this.
How do you know what time it's going to be on?
I better call Andrew.
Okay, love you.
Okay, love you.
Talk to you later. Bye.
What is...
How does it tell me more?
I think he knows how to do TV stuff.
So is it not on at a specific time?
What's how do you how do you do this?
How does TV work these days? Hiller, Andrew Hiller.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. What's how do you how do you do this? How does TV work these days Hiller?
I should call Laura and tell her what hey Laura you come across like come across like a real bitch in that movie.
This party I'm going to tonight with the with the libtards the guy I love the guy whose
party it's for it's his birthday party I fucking love him to death.
What's up Andrew Heather.
He's like
One of my bestest friends in the whole world
Sub on it's on-demand streaming. I but here's the thing I hear you
but suppose the way it was I was it was expressed to me is that
It's tomorrow night. Oh
The party's tomorrow night. Oh yeah yeah thank you whatever. Details
shmeetails. The thing is is I heard that this Dexter thing tonight it's gonna
show at a certain time and it won't be on demand streaming until the 15th.
Jesus Christ I need to figure this out I I got to call my wife back again.
Or I have to end the show and go run in there.
It's getting stressed out.
Cheese and crackers, not Jesus Christ.
Sorry, cheese and crackers.
Morning.
Hi.
Hi.
Could you get Paramount on our TV set and then see if it's possible to stream that
show Dexter?
Oh no, I didn't end up buying it. I almost subscribed to it because I wanted to watch
INS but I figured out it. I almost I almost subscribed to it because I wanted to watch YNS but I figured out it. Yeah I'll take it I'll take it out of your allowance go
ahead and subscribe to it. Okay sounds good. Okay thank you. Okay bye.
but
You guys think you guys think that it matters you guys think that it matters
um Whether the party's tonight or tomorrow night
You're your fucking gourd
You guys you guys busy yourself with details in the brain that's
Completely ridiculous. Yeah, my wife's I think my wife's watching lioness. She's all she keeps telling me
When are we gonna watch this? This is good. Watch this with me. I'm not doing any more.
I'm just doing Dexter and then I'm only doing what Hiller watches.
You guys keep, you guys keep the hard drive full of shit that shouldn't be in there
when parties are. It's ridiculous. If we can't ride your cock then what fun are you
that's weird thank you
okay
Travis
oh I think something's gonna be wrong with the audio. He's gonna sound like a robot. Okay, what's up, dude? Hey
What's going on? Oh, you sound good. I thought you're gonna sound like a robot. I
know I thought that usually got away until the
The phone connects connected right away. I
I want to I don't know what I want to do with my life right now
I'm at this it's 8 37 a.m. my life right now. I'm at this it's 8 37 AM on December 13th.
I'm at this kind of crossroads.
Second you see your kids, that's all going to go away.
Yeah.
I don't know what, like, should I eat?
Should I watch TV?
Should I call Andrew?
Yeah, do it all.
Yeah, I do.
It's the world.
The world is my oyster.
Heck yeah.
That's always good to have those opportunities and options.
Right?
Yeah.
Thank God.
2000 bucks for kill Taylor this weekend. Holy shit. I
Know I know I'm excited. Hopefully someone calls and isn't lame
He says he told me he's unbeatable this weekend
He said it's true that a lot doesn't yeah, but he said I believe him. I believe him every time he says it's
Every time he said he said people are fucked tomorrow morning. He said it's so bad
He said it's completely unbeatable. I'm so excited
Tell us what the workout is. I don't even know he didn't even tell me we could call him and ask him
yeah
But but I Bryson made a little i wonder i wonder if we
posted that bryson made a clip saying um that it's that the workout's too hard that it's just a show
to watch don't even try calling in oh i don't see it holy shit we got we got jenny from dense
updates all over our instagram now too which is really cool I saw one of the uh
Now i'm starting to watch a lot more of her of her shows
For whatever reason I never get updated whenever you guys post anything
Oh, yeah, isn't that weird if I go to youtube and I
If I go to youtube when suza's live, it won't even tell me that he's live
It won't it won't even offer it to me as an offering let alone being notified. I
Know it's weird. It's crazy
Trying to put the man down we got a we got a
another
one-hour flash sale going on
During kill Taylor this week. Do we know what time kill Taylor is this week?
That's why I'm calling.
Oh, that's a good post at six.
Okay, let me see.
Next Saturday.
Well, no, that's Pedro telling me he can't do this.
Kill Taylor this Saturday will be at 630 am Pacific Standard Time.
Perfect.
That's nine o'clock my time.
God, that's that's in less than 24 hours.
Oh, dude, hopefully we do give away the money and hopefully people go to buy the new holiday
mug gift set that will be on sale during that hour.
Oh, that's awesome.
That is awesome.
How is everything?
How are the holidays?
This is gonna be your first Christmas with a baby at home.
Oh, I'm excited.
I mean, he doesn't really know or get the concept of Christmas.
Right.
Uh, so it's more for like my, my parents and you know, my wife's parents type of
thing for the rest of the family for us.
It's next year.
I think it'll be a good Christmas, you know, how old is the kid?
He'll actually what?
Three, four months.
Yeah.
Four months coming up. I forget, when do they start rolling over?
Do they roll over at four months yet?
He's practicing.
He learned a new skill.
He learned how to sit up.
Holy shit, dude.
That's amazing.
Don't you love that?
Bro, I was talking to Travis today and it's like,
I can have all the problems in the world.
And the second I walk home and just like see him,
it's just like, whoa, gone.
It's amazing.
You know when you're a little kid and like you get a dog
and then you put your hand out
and the dog puts his hand in your hand
and you think it's the greatest thing ever.
Like you think you thought you taught your dog a trick
but every dog in the world knows it.
That's what it's like when your kid sits up.
You just can't get enough of it
You're like, hey, yeah, it's like everyone does it but when when you see him you're like, holy crap
Yeah, it's pretty awesome
Everyone should definitely have a kid if they want to sorry hold on. Hey, dude, could I call you back when the podcast is over?
Absolutely. Thank you. Bye. Okay, I'm back
As the boss man
We
Yeah, we're gonna do the the holidays here at the at the house spent it with
my family then go to her family's house and just
Keep the chill babies only four months old. It's not like we could do much.
Will any of the storefronts be open on Christmas?
No, no, no, no.
I'm a, I'm a good dude, I guess.
Hopefully.
So we, uh, we're closing on Christmas.
I wouldn't want to work on those days.
I remember when I had to work at like Best Buy or the movie theater on those
days, it sucked, but I don't want to do the same thing.
It would be kind of fun to like if I was if I was 18 years old, I would I would like to
work at a coffee shop at like from six to eight in the morning on Christmas morning.
Dude, I because people if I was closer to my shop, right?
Good.
Yeah, people will be shocked that you're open.
They'll come in., people will be shocked. They'll come in the vibe will be killer
You're giving people, you know, their drugs that they need your dosing them with the caffeine
It would be it would be a good scene. People would be like, oh my god, you're open. I'm so stoked. I
Do share the same sentiment I share the same sentiment and if I could be closer and not like an hour drive for my shop
Or you know a two-hour flight from Nashville
Yeah, I would be the person opening like I wanna I want to do that. It's cool, right?
Bring the kid there. Yeah, exactly bring the kid the vibe. It's a total vibe. It's a total vibe
You're right total vibe. Yeah, but just because I want to do it
It's just because I want to do it doesn't mean that
You know everyone else wants to everyone else wants to spend it with their
Family and I'd rather give them that then hey you got to work
Well if I ever live next to it
If I ever live next to you one of your coffee shops
Which I'm sure I will one day me and the boys would like to take get a Christmas shift Christmas morning shift
Hey, I was just bring the whole pod bring the whole pod to New Jersey or Nashville
Christmas at the paper street booth
All right. Yeah, it's gonna be amazing. But yeah, thanks tomorrow
Remember there's gonna be a flash sale of a cool holiday gift set while kill Taylor's live. It might be live right now, by the way
I'm just throwing that out there if people want to go buy it before the price goes up after after tomorrow you demand Gabe thank you
talk to you man but all right let's go see what just go see I typed in paper street coffee. I didn't spell out street. There it is.
Gifts at Holiday Mug Flash Sale. It's up.
It's up. So I guess this will be over tomorrow at 730 a.m. Now's your chance.
I know he should get the he should are you in Nashville? He should open a Nashville store
Christmas mornings are great. My dad owned a wine and cheese store and I remember we would go there Christmas morning
I would go with him as a little kid
And if we opened up for just like two or three hours, the place would be packed and nothing else would be open
People would be just piling in I fucking loved it
And I put a ball to help people bottle I'd bottle the wine in those little bags that are the shape of a bottle of wine. Tom Landry I love paper
street coffee who doesn't. All right I'm going I have another show tonight on the binge bros
you guys want to see the station everyone's like where's the station the binge bros, do you guys want to see the station? Everyone's like, where's the station? The binge bros.
Is that what it is?
The binge bros, the binge bros videos.
Oh, maybe I can't even find the YouTube station.
YouTube.
Um, the binge.
I think I subscribed to it.
Does it have an E on the end?
Ben's bro's.
Django. Oh shit, you can't find it.
You're fucked.
When I watch the show today, Dexter, I'm going to write down so many details and then just
and then just um isn't that crazy?
I follow that account and I still can't find it.
Maybe I'm spelling it wrong.
How do you spell it?
Does anyone know how you spell it?
B-I-N-G-E is spelled B-I-N-G-E.
Yeah, all right.
Well, that's what way I have it spelled.
That is so crazy.
I'll just spell it as one word with no spacing.
Oh, found it, found it.
It's just all one word, found it.
Here it is, look it.
Oh, we got to schedule the show for tonight.
There it is.
Bam. There it is.
Bam.
I thought Dexter ended like 10 years ago.
Yeah, it's back.
Tonight, today it's back. Is there a competition this weekend?
Some sort of cross-league competition
Oh Jesus
Oh Jesus
I'm gonna have to up i'm gonna have to up the rent i'm gonna have to up your rent woolly
Does he does he make another post you disproven, but here we are
again.
You can see a little subalmatosian and Jenny feel about accuracy and truth.
It's totally cool to disagree about my stance on the open relying on the affiliates to drive
park.
I ain't reading that.
Jesus criminy.
Uncharted.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that. I'm not reading that. I'm not reading relying on the affiliates to drive. I ain't reading that
Jesus criminy
Punching nothing in okay. Here we go. Let's watch it's coming out of the savant podcast about me
Here's what Jenny aka dense underscore updates said I said really my issue
With him saying that the open was just three workouts programmed by some a-hole
in California was that he used it in that context in order to diminish the
value of the open. Now here's what I actually said. Your participation
absolutely improves your local community. The CrossFit Open is more of a local
event anyway than it is a global event the effectiveness of the workouts and community involvement almost relies
exclusively on the affiliates ability to drive engagement and community
Without an actively engaged affiliate the open is basically just three workouts given to you by some ass on
California so as you saw there I was very uh
She nailed it dipshit clearly not diminishing the open some ass on California. So as you saw there, I was very, uh,
she nailed it. Dip shit.
Clearly not diminishing the open.
Holy shit, dude.
Is this guy out of his fucking mind, dude? You just fucking played the clip that fucking said it's you're clearly talking
about Dave. Why didn't you say some asshole between my ears?
How the fuck is this guy so retarded?
What I was doing was pointing out that the open workouts are just another
workout for us. Unless your local affiliate gets engaged,
you need a local affiliate that's actively engaged to make the open workouts
more than just another workout. That's the entire point of community. Jenny. Oh, thanks.
Thanks. Your updates are good. No one's disputing your right to share personal opinions. Share
them all you want. But leaving out details like that one so you can paint a false narrative
is lying. It's also manipulation or a lot of we call it fake news we have more lies coming
out of the savant holy shit this guy this guy is out of his fucking gourd
oh and got meredith root here wow
Meredith root here. Wow.
John, you're kind of, yeah, exactly. This is, this person nails it.
My two cents from Joe Schmo with no skin in the game.
John makes a valid point about the affiliate engagement
being vital for the open for participation.
Dude, that's not a good point.
That's brain dead, fucking obvious, fucking like,
duh, you fucking idiot.
Yeah, and oxygen makes it so I can breathe.
And standing up makes it so I'm not lying down.
Like he doesn't fucking say anything
and he's conflating the issues
He all he can do is feel shit. He's just emotional
But then here we go and dense upstakes didn't lie about what you said
Your comment was the mission issuing the value of the open. God you it's not even worth fucking talking
It's like it's like it's like talking to a three-year-old you're like, did you steal that cookie? He's like no
Where'd you get that cookie from?
What cookie?
The cookie that's in your hand.
What are you talking about?
Well, the cookie that's in your right hand.
Cookies not in my right hand.
This guy is a fucking world class fucking retard.
Oh, how about this one? I watch Sub on sometimes. fucking retard
oh how about this one I watch someone sometimes I enjoy your content I don't get his obsession with you why does he care if you do the open or not you're
spot-on here I listen listen dear John a dear Mike Mikey D I don't care whether he does the open or not. I wish this motherfucker would not do the open.
Listen, listen Mike, you fucked hard. I'm not obsessed with him doing the open or not doing the fucking open.
Thank you Barry, share the screen here. Oh and my glasses.
This guy's a fucking maniac you're in and you
you were falling for his his fucking dip shittery but more lies coming where is
it where the fuck where are you Mike I watch someone sometimes I enjoy your
comment I don't get his obsession with you why does he care if you do the open
or not you're spot on here?
And I never watched any of these dense upstate until this one again. Why does she care if you dude?
Holy fuck. Well good job
No one cares if he does the fucking open
He can do whatever the fuck he wants
It was because this fucked hard was campaigning against fucking other people doing the open campaigning againstigning against people affiliating, and then he's on the other side, he's like,
well, I'm an affiliate, that makes no sense. Why would I campaign against it? Don't affiliate.
Oh, don't do the open. I'm not doing the open. Oh, I'm doing the open. I'm doing it.
It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Well, you should have taken an elite.
Never mind.
Anyway, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I got, I got Sevan again there.
He said he didn't care about comments and now he's bringing them up.
He I got him there.
Tom Landry.
Kevin.
Oh, I'm dead.
Good, good.
Come great one.
We'd.
Yeah.
I know they have no idea what the fuck's going on.
David belongs over there too.
He's conflating the idea of not caring about comments versus using them
What is it what do you guys see a cat let the dog out
Elise car redow your voices for other people are so good. I know I saw miss miss root
Post her child for fucking better not my wife got mad at me last time I picked on her I need to leave her alone
Meredith you're what Meredith route when I pick on you,
it disproportionately affects how much pussy
I get in the evening.
So I'm going to take it easy on you.
Meredith, you're a fantastic woman.
Low job for me tonight.
They're, the kids are outside the studio
saying that they see a cat on the roof.
So I told him what the dog out.
All right.
The distinguished gentleman, John Woolley,
continues to bring good content to the show
and allows for David Weed to be the smartest guy in the room.
I just want to say before I show you this next clip, like I really don't care about
anything that's on the internet man.
Like I just don't care.
Doesn't affect me at all.
I just want to tell you like I don't care.
I only care what you guys think.
You guys are my closest friends.
Let's start this off. You know, since I'm the man of the hour,
the man of the show.
I want to ask LeBron, what does he mean by there's no party
like a Diddy party?
I truly want to know.
And not only that, LeBron, how many Diddy parties have you
actually been to?
This is Colby Covington.
He's fighting this weekend in the UFC.
On Saturday, I don't know the exact time it's going to be a great fight against Joaquin Buckley. It's going to be interesting. Colby's kind of at a he's a superstar in the UFC, but he's kind of at
this pivotal point where like, Hey, has he crested over his prime, but he loves ass pounding LeBron
and the UFC so great for letting them do this. I'm really curious to know and is that the reason you left social media because all the
backlash you were getting for going to so many Diddy parties?
It's just pathetic man.
People think this guy's a role model.
He wants to defund the police.
The most patriot people of America serving and protecting our country.
LeBron, you're a fucking scumbag and I hope you get locked up in the same cell with Diddy. I'm gonna start this off
Colby's extended his relevance for sure. Yeah, he's awesome. Colby's a man. I'm so glad. Yeah god, he's awesome. Oh
I'm so glad. Yeah, god. He's awesome
Oh, is that true LeBron says he's stepping away from the Lakers for personal reasons no shit he is
What's up late, what's up? Hey, congratulations on the official transfer of the name. Damn, there's some shit stuck in the carpet here.
Yeah, I was excited to see that on Instagram.
Congratulations, dude. That's really cool.
That's fun. Keeps things interesting.
What are you doing on the East Coast?
Visiting family?
A little family time?
I have good news for you guys.
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And then.
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What if you just are like me and you just don't want to sit by anyone?
Is that enough reason or do you have to be a fat fucking tub of shit?
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Mean I wonder what the rule is
safe and comfortable seating.
I mean, I wonder what the rule is.
We have a long standing policy designed to meet the seating needs of customers who require
more than one seat.
Customers who encroach upon any part of the neighboring seat.
Oh, so maybe that's it.
Maybe it's not if you're just a fucking prima donna like me.
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But you just want to like, you just don't want anyone sitting next to you.
Can I select can I request a refund on my one seat?
Yeah, try it.
Okay.
You never know.
The Daily Mail LeBron James is taking away time from Los Angeles Lakers amid on court
struggles and off court controversy this season.
Wow.
Bye bye.
Bye bye. I need to know what's going on. I better text Andrew.
What's what should I text him?
Is the Dexter
show live on Paramount now.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
Hope you enjoyed the show.
I hope you can get your refund from Southwest Airlines.
I watched a show last night. I watched a show last night on YouTube about this chick who had sex with a hundred guys in a 24 hour period.
had sex with a hundred guys in a 24 hour period.
It was fucking disgusting. It was on it was on YouTube and the guy who made it's a.
World class beta cuck too.
It was it was truly.
It was a bizarre.
It was a bizarre film.
How much money are only fan stars actually making?
This chick is now going to, by the way, this chick's going to sleep with a thousand.
She's going to claim she's going to try to sleep with a thousand guys in 24 hours. She's crying at the end of the documentary
It's a fucking mess
but there are some details in there where she talks about each guy gets like five minutes with her and
she basically blows them without a condom and then fucks them with the condom and then the
Documentary filmmaker walks into the room after it's done and there's just fucking
Condoms everywhere around the room in the room
He says the room smells disgusting and when the cameraman goes in the room, he gags a little bit you can hear him gag and
The chick is really attractive just a you know, cute little blonde girl, but she's crying and
She says in the movie
She I didn't I skipped through it's a one-hour documentary. I probably watched like ten minutes of it I had my finger on the move forward ten seconds button and
But I watched it the end after the aftermath interview and she's crying and you think she's crying because she just went through this
Fucking horrible ordeal, right?
She talks about be like after like the first 14 guys. She kind of disassociates I don't even know what that means when I think of disassociates
I think of like shit that happened to people who were in the Holocaust, right?
Or people with rape victims. So she said she basically disassociates after like 14 fucks
But he says why are you crying? And this was crazy.
You know what her response was?
She was crying.
I mean, and she wasn't faking it.
She was emotionally shaken, you could tell.
And she was crying because some of the guys
were having sex with her and they'd be having sex
with her for three minutes and she'd tell them it's over.
And they'd be like, but I came all the way from fuck,
this was going on in New York, I think I think or London I don't forget where it's
happening but basically the guy would travel across them I think it happened
in New York and they were guys who had traveled from Europe to fucker and the
guys like I spent a thousand dollars to come here and I didn't even get to
finish and she's like and those guys were guilt tripping me and I felt like
they weren't getting their money's worth and I let them down
that's why she said she was crying.
She said she was crying because she felt like she let them down.
This is a crazy link showing how much this this chick made 43 million dollars
in 2024 on OnlyFans. Is that possible?
Is that possible? This chick made $67 million in 2021, 22, 23, 24 and four years on OnlyFans.
This chick made 71 million? This shit is crazy.
This chick's name is Black China and she has Jesus earrings.
Anyway, it was a crazy doc. She talks about at one point when the docs getting over,
she's like, my eyes are burning.
And he goes from being just up for so long.
And she's like, no, just like all the semen
that got in my face.
She doesn't call it semen.
She calls it something else.
It is, I wanted to fucking throw up.
And the guy who made it was just a douche I couldn't fucking stand him either
It made me I had secondary like dirt, you know, you've heard of secondhand embarrassment I had like secondhand dirtiness
They interviewed some of the guys who were like part of the 100 guys that fucked her
and they were interviewing one guy on a park bench and while they were interviewing him
his hand was shaking.
It looked like he was drinking a topo chico in a glass bottle or something in a glass
bottle and he went to try to take a sip of it and he couldn't even drink it. Man.
Okay, Jeremy World, why'd you watch that?
Because your mom was over Jeremy and she wanted to watch it.
And you know, I always want to make her happy.
Is she single?
Yes, she is single.
Great question.
Yeah, I don't know who talked.
Someone talked about it on their show.
And then and then there was a link to the YouTube channel.
So I clicked it.
And then I just raced to the end to hear the interview.
I just like scrolled to like the last five or 10 minutes
and watch the exit interview. It was crazy. Any thought of it
being like fun or exciting like goes away like in five seconds. I was like oh
this is gonna be interesting then it just turned to straight nausea. It was
weird.
Miss Radow, my mom is not gonna be happy when she hears you had Jeremy's mom over.
Talk to my DEI department. Gotta do what I gotta do.
Obviously she's an extreme but I STG I've seen my friends say smaller versions of the stuff she said damn I wish I knew what you're talking about.
But do the people in the chat think they're just born like that? There's a culture of hurting women.
I don't know if there's a culture, but there's definitely people who hurt women. Just people who hurt everyone.
I wish some people in the chat would be more empathetic here. There's something seriously wrong with sexual culture that's harming so many young women I think I see what you're saying you're
basically saying that I don't know what you're saying but I will tell you this
it was fucking vile and disgusting and I felt really bad for the girl because
she doesn't seem like a bad person she's not like just some dumb bitch she's
like like it's fucked up and and I think that she she says in there that her parents are okay with her and support everything she does but it's like
I mean obviously, I don't know but the trauma of of having a hundred strange dicks in you
It seems like there would be something traumatic about having a hundred dicks in you.
Fuck, what do I know?
I guess I would need to explain to me, but, but, but, um,
the libtard in me hated it. The way it made me feel, I wanted to throw up.
It felt truly, um,
I felt bad for...
You know who I really didn't like in it, Brianna. She said she has a staff of nine
and it was those people I was kind of tripping on more than her like hey dude is someone gonna
talk to her and she's kind of all alone it's not like they're a support team for they almost
it's kind of maybe it is worth watching something something something about it seems it's it's
it's like crazy predatorial it's weird.
Pat Lang this isn't human trafficking no this is a woman who chose to do something like
this and there are thousands of other women who choose the same shit of course there's
some awful human trafficking yeah this isn't human
trafficking dude this is this is her doing something for her only fans
getting just fucking filthy rich but but what I think what Brianna saying is is
what brings a woman to a point in her life where she's willing to get railed
by a hundred cocks she delivers a crazy line in there she says it was just
basically cocking,
cock out, but but she also gives each dude five minutes. Doesn't that seem like a long time to be
fucking a hundred strangers? She says some crazy shit in there. She's like, yeah, if they're ugly,
I don't make eye contact with them. I'm like, if they're ugly, if
If? Yes, well, yeah, and they kind of they kind of try to paint her as a small business woman. So, yeah, it
I would recommend the CrossFit Games doc. I do not know if I'd recommend finding this thing on YouTube.
I'll tell you that. Oh, I just got hungry
Better go eat another steak
With a condom there ain't no way I'm busting in five minutes. Wow. Jesus Christ. No wonder, no wonder there's paid porn sites. I always
wonder like why would anyone need a paid porn site? You only need 10 seconds. Hey, what's
up Will?
Savvy, how's it going?
Good. Oh, hold on. Hold on. You're popping. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me
fix this again the struggles of having a live call-in number
Hey
Hello I
Just thought I thought it was funny
I literally just turned it on and heard you talking about the chick you signed a had the hundred guys
Had probably
Multiple 30-minute conversations about that it got brought up at work and we were you know
I think she needs to be locked up. But then also what about the hunter dudes? That's like what if you're number 57, right?
Like how does it feel to be him? Right? Like what type of person wants to be number 57? I
Just it's just crazy
Hey, I get the I get the um um I I fully get the excitement of it
Okay, I'm gonna go. There's this girl. She's gonna. She's gonna fuck a hundred guys. I want to be a part of history
She's gonna do in turn where but the second you get there and see the reality of it
You should turn around and walk away. It's fucking this year's you're a sick fuck
If you're waiting in line like you think it's like when you grab a number at like a deli? Yes that's the way I thought
it was gonna be when I started watching it and it's not like that at all it's fucking
disgusting. Wait you watched it? There's footage? I mean you can't see the fucking but there's
like the build up to it and then you know it's on YouTube you don't see any of the
fucking. Oh Jesus Christ. There's the build and I just skipped to the last 10 minutes
I watched probably like the first 30 seconds to get the premise and then I went to the last 10 minutes and watched all
The exit interviews and if you have like if you're like half a human being your heart breaks
God
Isn't it like this was her trial run to for a thousand? Yeah, I
Don't and wasn't she like crying. Yeah, she's crying. But you know why she says she's crying, dude?
She says she's crying because she thinks some of the guys weren't satisfied.
What?
Yeah, it's bizarre, dude.
It's bizarre.
And she's not a moron either.
Do you know what I mean?
You kind of hope she's just this vapid, like, you know, she's not...
That's like, I'm going to get a world record.
Like, like.
Yeah, she's like, she's all there.
She, it's tough.
It's brutal.
Oh, God.
And she's surrounded by people.
You know, you know, like.
Is she getting paid?
Like, is Bluetooth endorsing this thing?
Dude, I think she's a multi, multi millionaire on OnlyFans, I think she's a multi multi millionaire
and only fans, I think she has a huge only fans account.
Oh, okay.
So this is just like, let's grow the, grow the brand.
Yeah.
This is the equivalent of Taylor and Bryson doing what was it?
5,000 burpees or a thousand burpees the other day.
25,000 burpees.
25,000.
A hundred thousand, a hundred thousand burpees. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, that's funny. I
didn't think about that. Yeah, they did. They did 1000 burpees. This chick's gonna fuck 1000 dudes
back and forth. Yeah, it was so it was so different. Like I've heard about um uh like
there was some chick who's gonna set the world record for most people to have sex within a year. And I remember reading the article. It was so different reading the article versus watching the video. I'm telling you
the video is fucking crazy. And then there's like I said, there's no sex in the video.
You don't actually see anything. Do you think any of the thousands were a CrossFitter? The
hundred? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yes. you think at least one was yes. That's a great question
Yes, she she knew which one was a cross fitter, right? Yes. Yes
Crazy he was he was the one that called them scream Fran when he came
Yeah
PR
Hey, what if you what if what if the goal was to sleep with the fucking
hundred dudes in 24 hours and then you find out like dude number 37 was really
a chick with a fake dick, a tranny.
And then what?
You're just, your record's gone.
No record.
You're at 99.
Yeah.
You're stuck at 99.
That would suck.
That would really suck.
Yeah.
There you go.
Cause you'd be fucked up for life and you'd be one short
The by the 65th dude, I heard they provided the dudes with gas masks God
Yes, who's I said when the CrossFit came he yelled time
I'm gonna say that to my wife the next time I have sex with her. I'm gonna be like time. She's like what?
Time that's it. Yeah, that's so funny Crazy what'd you talk about today? What was it? I had the
The director and producer of the most current across the games documentary
What do you think of that? Good, right? Yeah, it's great. It's fantastic. It's great. I enjoyed it
I never once was like I think I got up once to like
It's fantastic. It's great. I enjoyed it. I never once was like I think I got up once to like
Take three vitamin c's and like a bite of steak and that's it
I just sat through the whole thing. My family loved it and it was beautifully shot and
It was no you captured everyone. Noah's nice laura's a bitch and um, it's a hard ass games
You're the uh, you're the first one to like my comment on the on the games post whenever it's just like trashing CrossFit for just like the stupid, the same shit, right? They're just like not even listening and then they can't even get over it and enjoy the fact that it was a good documentary from a different year.
Yeah.
It's just silly. Chronically unhappy people.
Those are the same.
That's my new term.
Those are, yeah, that's nice.
They're the same morons who on Amazon give a one-star review to something
Because it showed up late or showed up in a torn package and it's like you fucking idiots
No one is reading the reviews to find out about the delivery
We want to know does this glucose monitor really do a good job you fucking idiot
Mm-hmm
You want to be a retard go to fucking wooly?
mammoth
Yeah
Hey, but by the way, by the way Jenny just to be clear Jenny you did you did not let you nailed him
You said it exactly like he said it. He can't hear you. He's conflating shit. Sorry, go ahead
You got you and him got a little throwdown coming up don't you no I
You got you and him got a little throwdown coming up. Don't you know I
What do you so so here's a woman tell you what I think really happened this is I'm just speculating
So this fucking guy is an affiliate owner, right? And he's in John. Yeah, and he's a world-class simp like he's just like trying to figure out
What are the populist voices right? What's popular today? Should I side with Danny? Should I side with CrossFit?
Should I side with non who should I side with he's? Should I side with Don? Who should I side with?
He's like just constantly trying to even he's trying to leverage you. So, oh, of course 100%
And you're not he's not trying to he did he accomplished it. So then basically so then basically
He so then he basically was telling people hey don't do the fucking open, but of course what she denies
He's telling people basically to deal affiliate and don't do the open. But then he also says, but I really like saving people's lives,
but I'm not going to support this.
But I am going to support it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it. And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it. And he's like, OK, I'm going to do it. And he's like, OK affiliates and doing the open but but but then he also says but but I really like saving people's lives
But I'm not gonna support this but I am in the sport. It's just a mess, right?
So then he takes such an ass pounding that I'm guessing maybe someone from HQ called him or something happened
And he got he got like hey, dude
Are you in or are you out?
Like cuz if you're gonna hate on affiliates and a fade hate the open, then you need to fucking beat it, I'm guessing.
Well, he makes this video, and we can say that too,
like, hey, if you're not going to do the open,
don't do the open.
And you can even post, don't do the open.
But if you're doing it with the guys of hurrying it
to get other people not to do it, you can do that too,
but we're going to ass pound you.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, it's just like, hey, you're shitting in our kitchen
where we eat.
So we started ass pounding him.
He fucking freaked out. He came up with a story. Basically CrossFit helped save his dad's life. And
So now he's gonna do the open this year and then he says and I challenged seven to five hundred dollars to do the open
Well fucked hard. You're not challenging me to do the open
I'm already doing the open what you're basically saying to me is is you want me to donate five hundred dollars to your favorite charity
If you beat me fine, I'll do it favorite charity if you beat me. Fine, I'll
do it. But there's no challenge. There's no like, um, uh, you were already going to do
it regardless. Yeah, I was like, like that was the whole thing. I was going to do it.
I was going to promote it. And now somehow he's kind of flipped the narrative. Like it's
some sort of fucking challenge or something. It's not, but I would but What happened was is we ass-pounded him and now he feels obligated by pressure to do the open and
and
So I mean it's in to show you how retarded people are will people in his comments are like
Seven will only do it if he feels the pressure to do it
What
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean like, and even if you didn't in the past sign up or post it, right?
Like, that's your prerogative and your choice and I think you more than anyone, fucking
you have a right to not want to give money to CrossFit.
Yeah, but I was going to do the open.
Yeah, I was going to do the open this year anyway.
Last year I signed up for the open.
The 20 bucks is nothing to me.
I have no issues with giving CrossFit $20 at all. And even if I do it or don't do it, I think it's fucking great
I want to promote the fucking shit out of it. I think fucking Pilates is absolutely wonderful. I don't fucking do it
I don't have to fucking do it to fucking promote it
No one's promoted to open on planet Earth more than I have not one person. Yeah, no agreed
They go for great cells and the open actually matters again this year
Like people are fucking upset and that's what we wanted is the open to matter
Yeah, and then now that it's 1%
It's all quarterfinals is gone and it's like well, you didn't have it before and you were happy without it
So like what's what's the issue? Yeah, and they're they're putting a semi finals back in affiliates, right?
Like if anything, it's a good move that cross that's doing this for its affiliates
Right because the games doesn't fucking matter and I want to tell you something will you ready?
Yep, ready. I don't give a fuck about the comments
Good thank you
Are they are they bad right now? No, I have no idea. I'm just fucking with
Because I keep bringing I said I like I don't care like the
I don't know what the fuck David's doing. He thinks he's like catching me in some sort of like
hypocrisy or inconsistency because I keep bringing up comments and yet like I'm not affected by comments like he doesn't
He's I don't want to tell him. I don't want to tell him what's really happening because he knows
And he just wants me to say it and i'm not going to say it
Which is he knows and he just wants me to say it and I'm not gonna say it which is I love the comments
I don't care about the comments but I love the comments these are nuances that mr. weed does it
has trouble with his fucking reptilian brain understanding he's chronically unhappy right no
he's I think he's happy dude he's fucking gotten getting some government check fucking living in Portugal working out and banging fucking third-world
honeys with huge tits
Huge real tits. Yeah, he's living the dream. At least that's what he's doing in my mind
Very nice any rides of like a fucking like, you know, like a Honda scooter from point a to point B without a helmet
You know what I mean?
Yeah, free ballin. Yeah, he's just stoked. Yeah, he's living the dream
Hell yeah, all right, I'll let you go. All right. Yes, heavy. Thank you
Yep. Good talk. Bye. I wish he was chronically unhappy, but I don't think that that is the truth
Except it's dudes not chicks. Thank you, Jeremy. You're right. Sorry. I
the truth except it's dudes not chicks. Thank you, Jeremy. You're right. Sorry.
I think, I think David probably like accidentally fucks a dude once in a while.
You know what I mean? Like a, what are they called? A girly,
a girly boy or a boyly girl or whatever those things are. He probably, but I,
you know, you're out of the country.
Fuck a tranny in Thailand. It's get an exemption.
So that's that
Okay, we did only fans
Only fans.
I want to do, uh, you want to do Biden?
Um, you hear about the, the girl, uh, the girls at college who were doing the death to Jews, how fucked up is New York city?
What's this?
Oh, here, this one's good.
Little insight into the, uh the how the music industry works.
This is pretty good.
Actually, this is pretty good.
Six star Oliver Anthony is exposing the Nashville music industry and taking shots at Beyonce's
album Cowboy Carter in a new tell all that we have got to talk about.
You no doubt remember Oliver Anthony from his song Richmond North of Richmond, one of the biggest tracks of 2023 and ignited a
bidding war for his attention. And while he did have some help in the industry,
he's chosen to stay independent. And I think we now know why in a new video
posted to his social media, Oliver Anthony is exposing the music industry,
starting with the fact that when Richmond North of Richmond started to
climb the charts, he learned very quickly that he was interfering with
millions of dollars of marketing budgets, meaning that record labels were buying their own song hundreds of thousands of times to
help it get better chart positions, confirming a rumor people have held for a long time. In fact,
Anthony says labels don't want artists. They just want someone they can prop up and hand a bunch of
songs written by people who have no connection to the material. And it's not just labels. He said
that when he hired a management company, one of the first things they wanted him to do was post
about how good the Beyonce album was, even though he hated it in hopes
that she would work with him. He even goes as far as to say that her version of Jolene
makes him want to puke. And while he does admit there's probably a lot of good people
in the industry, he says there's a lot of evil being done to make you care about songs
you shouldn't. How do you feel about all this? Comment below and let me know. Country music
star Oliver Anthony is exposing them.
It's all staged.
Jethro, I'll take New York City sucks for 500.
All right, fine, fuck it.
I like this game.
I should do that more often,
just throw out like potential pieces.
Dear blacks, white people are marching for your oppression. Oh, we could do black oppression too if you want. I have Jews, black oppression. Okay, let's do New York City since you were
the first. Where is it? What was it? BLM, guy some people Kamala
CrossFit balls taste good Trump on FBI director. Where's what what was I saw it? Where is it? Oh, how fucked is New York City for 500 got it. Okay. Here we go. Oh, I already played this damn already played this
Sorry
this is talking about the how fucked is New York City is the thing with the
This is talking about the, how fucked is New York City is the thing with the lady who was trying Daniel Penny
about how an 86 year old man got murdered in ATM
and she felt sorry for the guy who murdered him.
But with Daniel Penny actually saves someone
and she goes after him.
Let's do this one.
This one's good.
Crossfitters balls taste good.
What is this one?
Wow, this one's crazy.
This is kind of the theme for today.
God, the thought of balls are disgusting. Here we go.
This me, our new guys who do CrossFit, like have really tasty balls. I don't know if it's like
the protein, the creatine, and the sweat combined, but it's yummy. Is it just me,
our new guys who do CrossFit, like have really tasty balls? I don't know if it's yummy. Is it just me or new guys who do CrossFit like have
really tasty balls? I don't know if it's like the protein, the creatine, and the
sweat combined but it's yummy. Tasty balls?
What is this? Find God. Oh, that's nice. Let's see.
He don't exist.
I bet you believe in Santa.
Oh, look it.
This guy is really adamant about trying to disprove God.
I bet your mother gives great oral.
Capital G, my brother.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay. Capital G my brother. Oh, that's nice
Okay
All right extra seasoned
I can confirm Jesus cry me you need help girl
Anyway, there you go. That's about the same quality, that's some quality propaganda right there. Spread the word.
Musty balls
Anything else anyone want anything else any requests
Any requests
You know the company that did the Jaguar ad you guys remember that
The Jaguar ad and Elon wrote do you guys still sell cars? Well, Google is using that same company for a Christmas ad.
Here we go. Do you remember the weird Jaguar ad?
Well, I think I found out what that advertising agency did
after the Jaguar ad.
Let me introduce you to Google's new holiday ad.
So dry.
This winter dryness is not it,
especially when I have so many holiday looks to pull
off.
I'm guessing Dylan Mulvaney wasn't available.
Thankfully, I know just the thing.
And it's in stock nearby.
You're missing an airing on this side.
Hydrated skin is a gift to everyone.
No wrapping needed.
Happy holidays to me.
That was Google's Christmas ad campaign. It's hard to believe that's the same company
that told us this was George Washington. I guess for Google, Christmas is gender confusion
and moisturizer. This ad campaign from Google is so weird that it's actually causing people
to use Bing.
Do you remember the weird Jaguar ad?
The world.
What a state.
Uh, it looks like a character out of the, uh, fifth element.
Uh, yes.
Well said.
All right.
I got it. I got to call Andrew. Maybe I should check home on the work phone so you guys can hear this call.
What is your number Andrew? Are you 7...
6... oh here you are. Let's see. Is that really his number? He has a Nashville number?
Why would, why would, uh, Hiller have a Nashville number?
What's up? This is Andrew Hiller. If you do not text me, I will...
Oh, I probably can't even get through him with that, to that number.
He's got like... He doesn't want to be bothered.
Andrew lives with Tia and Shane, no shit.
All right, I'll keep you guys posted.
We'll schedule something maybe I can ask us
Suza Rios to go live or Brancet or Caleb to go live on the sub on Instagram and
tell you guys when we do the binge bro show.
Okay, if you haven't seen it yet go over to Paramount watch Dexter the new season
and then you can jump.
Oh, call me too.
I will call you.
I tried yesterday.
I we're going to watch Dexter. It's a new show. And then you can jump oh call me, too. I Will call you I tried yesterday. I
We're gonna watch Dexter. It's a new show new series on Paramount. It's called
Dexter
Original sin it's streaming now over on Paramount watch it and then I'm going to and then Andrew and I will talk about it I'm gonna watch it now and then write down
I'm going to and then Andrew and I will talk about it. I'm gonna watch it now and then write down a
Bunch of questions for Andrew test that giant fucking brain of his. All right. Love you guys. Thanks for everything David Thank you the distinguished gentlemen John Wooley. Thank you all of you guys who have Pat Lang Christian Jethro
Cole
Hardly last all you motherfuckers. Thank you so much Heidi Krum vindicate Gabe from
Coffee place blade Walker Jeremy world, Miss the red owl
course paper street coffee Earth fit see a peptides
Talk to you guys all soon keeping a real grant. Thank you Chris Beecher field giddy up all you Briana the whole gang
if I left you out don't take it personally CK Kevin. Thank you for opening the
The wooly wound by saying talking about the challenge that was a good bit that was good segue
I owe you I owe you something for setting me up for that. That was fantastic. Love you guys. Great team
Talk to you soon. Bye bye