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Episode Date: December 23, 2024

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It's a survival podcast show. It's a survival show, survival show Shut up and scream, it's a survival show Shut up and scream, it's a survival show Shut up and scream, it's a survival show Shut up and scream, it's a survival show Shut up and scream It's cool that I get to do both things this morning. Both things mean I get to go to tennis, watch my kids play, and I get to do the show. I thought I was going to have to miss tennis.

Last night I was with my kid. I was laying on the couch. We were in a giant pile and we were watching the Tyson Fury Usyk boxing match and my boy Joseph goes are you taking us to tennis tomorrow and I'm like yeah rained out yeah I don't know if it rained out but definitely rain delay got pushed to 11 a.m. and I was like dude I got a podcast in the morning and he's like oh I really want you to come to tennis I'm like all right I'll a podcast in the morning and he's like, oh, I really want you to come to tennis I'm like, alright, I'll cancel the podcast

and then just now I went and looked and it was a Got pushed to 11 a.m. So I get to hang out with you guys. I was so stoked Excuse me, man, it's dark outside today. I Remember when I used to wake up and it would be light outside how things things have changed. Mike MacCaskey, what's up dude? Edging, hey. Jody, thanks for all your support man. Jody, you're the best. Thank you.

That was really cool yesterday having Dave on. I wasn't able to keep up with the chat yesterday. I was only pulling the chats that paid money. They would pop up. But I didn't see anything negative in there. It was really cool. chats that paid money. They would pop up. But I didn't see anything negative in there. It was really cool. Man, Dave brought it yesterday, huh? I'd been bugging him to come on

and I had been texting with Jenna, the chief marketing officer over there at CrossFit to get Dave on. Normally I don't do that. I usually just like, well ask Dave. And to be honest, it was kind of like, I don't do that. I usually just like will ask Dave and To be honest I'd kind it was it was kind of like I wanted him to come on and I wanted to have him on but I didn't want it to come on and then like open him up to like anyone thinking that the Conversation was fake. Hey, Jenny. What's up, dude? Wow, Jenny your last video is killing

Holy shit 20 minutes of just fire. Good job killing holy shit 20 minutes of just fire good job so I was like thinking man I want to have mom but I don't I obviously don't want to he's my friend so I don't want to fuck him up like I don't want to do anything that's like gonna make shit harder for him I mean besides the fact that he's probably just gonna get shit for coming on here but then I also knew I needed to bring the heat. And man, he took it last night. He took it. He took it. Yeah. I came at him with all sorts of curveballs. It got fucking intense in here a couple times. I don't know if that translated to the viewership But once or twice it got really intense in here not like bad intense, but just in just intense

Um Yeah, it was it was it was it was cool it was it was nuts, um, so He's a real one that's for sure there. There's so few people that can do that. Oh, it did translate. Okay. I couldn't tell that at one point I actually was like, oh shit, it's getting, it's getting fucking like I could feel it from him. Like he was giving off heat.

So I'm glad I'm glad I feel like that's a, you know what I mean? Like Dave came out of the closet. He's gay. We all know it. We can move forward. I'm glad I feel like that's a You know what I mean like Dave came out of the closet. He's gay. We all know it we can move forward. You know what I mean At least that's how I feel Broke to you know what I mean broke to cherry You know Honeymoon night probably like how it was for James Frigg You know what I mean like they waited before they had sex and then once they did it's broken now. It's on

850 uh plus Well, we're on the podcast. Oh, you mean simultaneously It's weird. Usually I try to really I I watch that stuff and I watch the comments, but I was just locked in last night And no david weed what a what a what a fucking God must have or the devil must have gave him busy work last night. Having Dave on your team is a good feeling. God, it's weird. It's weird you say that because Yeah, I mean mean you're right.

Yeah, you're right. He's cool. He's really cool. And normally he just comes in and leaves. You know what I mean? we don't we don't usually shoot the shit at all like literally He'll just walk in we do it. He'll say hi to my kids have a little small talk with them talk to my wife give her a gift and Then leave that's like his but yesterday. He actually hung out. I cut him a persimmon We hung out it was cool It was good. I liked it. I asked him yesterday too. I said, Hey, does your wife watch these? He said, yes.

And then I said, does she give you feedback or talk to you about it? Cause she just says, good job. Hypothetically of TDC move towns, would you follow him? No Listen don't make it weird. I Got I I'm telling you I live the dream where I'm at So tennis got moved to 11 my wife's telling me we have to leave it the latest at 930 I think Caleb will be here at some point. He flew from Florida, I want to say to Oklahoma. Is that where Caleb lives? Or Nebraska? He lives right down the street. He lives close, like less than 20 miles. But

we're out in the, oh, there's Caleb. There's Caleb. We're out in the oh there's Caleb there's Caleb um we're out in the country so it's like he it's like 11 miles down the street from me is Greg or seven miles I think it's probably more like seven I always say it's 11 but I think it's more like seven like Greg's like 11 miles down the road and then Dave's another 11 miles down the road past that or seven and seven yeah okay where do you live? Where are you? Oklahoma? I think Caleb's internet, he hasn't, I can see him, but he just hasn't come on yet. I think his internet's all fucked up. Oh, Nebraska. There you go. Bam. Hey, did you see, you didn't tell me you

were doing voiceovers for cartoons. No, it's horrible. You didn't tell me you were doing the You don't have to deny it dude, I'm not judging you. Recently I guess. Yeah, I really like this one. Can I play this one for you? This one was really good. How much did you get paid for this one? Listen to this one. I heard there's a song about me. Why don't you put it on? I'm curious to hear it. I don't think you're gonna want to hear it. Max just put it on. the Oh my god. Hey, you gotta play that for your wife. Yeah, you gotta play that for your wife. Dude, I'm dying.

I know, his connection's worse than Evaner's. Is it bad? Is it getting better? It is actually getting a little better. Okay. I was. Not currently though. Yeah, well that was place is like pretty notorious for like you go there after you finish something and then But it's like so funked like

Nobody the strippers don't strip the bartenders don't bartend You're just there at play pool But there was a chick sitting on the counter naked I'm just talking to an old guy yeah did you think her tits were nice let me go back and look I can't I thought they were marvelous and so when you say strip they're just naked already they don't dance and shit they just kind of like walk around 100 that's exactly what happens. Some of them don't even come like They'll just pop out of the back and they'll just be like

Peep their head out and then they'll just go back inside like they just don't show up Um that that bar you were in looked like it was um Like a bar you'd find that had been closed down for 30 years, but you just walk into it. You know what I mean? It didn't even look like it was open or it looked like it was closed. But it was open? That was during business hours? Yeah, that was open.

We were there till 2 a.m. It doesn't look like anybody goes there. Honestly, if you drove up to it, you'd think it was like an abandoned bar. Yeah, that's what it looks like inside. You have like stacks of paperwork behind the counter and then just like maybe a couple bottles of booze and then like a beer fridge. I can see the bar now. It's just like one bottle. You're like, I'll have some whiskey. They take from the same bottle I'll have some tequila. They take from the same. Yeah, it's like one bottle

That's exactly what it felt like dude, it was so bizarre. Hey, what's up with your connection? I don't yeah Yeah Been to like a total of two strip clubs, I don't know. Let me come back out I'll try to get a new connection just okay, or maybe move to a different location in the house Are you is that your parents house? Yeah, my parents house they don't use the internet they still get a paper delivered to them They don't use the internet they still get a paper delivered to them Yeah, both of that are you near the shed you're just right down the road from the shatiken, right? Yeah, I am.

I saw the I saw the weirdest video you guys I saw this video that John Woolley made on Instagram where he Denise basically says to him, Hey, that wasn't cool that you called Dave Castro an asshole. And then he says I didn't call Dave Castro an asshole. There's Denise and the seven podcasts lying again. This is what I actually said. And then he calls Dave Castro an asshole. It's so he's so fucking bizarre. It really, it really fucking trips me out. It's like when he clearly, whether he meant it or not, he was trying to seek

dawn fall on chase to get him him fired but denies it. And then he says, we don't have to do the programming of some a-hole in California. And he says he's not talking about Dave. It's like... Dude, he actually shows the video and then says, see, Denise was lying. And then there's like a hundred comments in there, like basically saying, yeah, Denise was lying. And I'm just like, what comments in there like basically saying yeah, Denise was lying and I'm just like What the fuck is going on here? If you say something like I don't need to do

Workouts or whatever he said, I don't remember the exact word but something I don't need to do the workouts It doesn't matter if they were programmed by some a hole in California and you're talking about the open and Dave's the only one That's programmed the open and he Lives in California for the last 18 years I'm more than willing to admit that we had to do some detective work and jump to some conclusions But to say you weren't talking about Dave is fucking nuts Why didn't you say some a hole in Florida or what didn't you say some beautiful guy who I? Really upset at because he blocked me in Florida in California it is it is he's a trip and then and then and then you know the Richie comments are

just pouring in everywhere and so many people are upset because Greg didn't know Lazar's name or the right country he's from I have to tell you with all due respect I Can't imagine great giving a fuck what anyone's name is I Don't think I give a fuck what anyone's name is other than the practicality of it not knowing someone's name Think of all the people that died and having to learn all their names And Then some people are like I hope when you die, no one remembers you. Like that's something bad.

Yeah, I hope when I die, no one remembers me too. I'm not even on the same planet with these people. These people have made up stories. I learned very early in life that you shouldn't play the respect or disrespect game you should try to avoid it at all costs you should be more worried about getting what you want but what's what's so trippy to me is he actually plays the video that shows Denise was right but then says see I didn't say it and I'm just like and then there's a hundred comments in there

then there's a hundred comments in there saying that she made it up it's it's a it's a bizarre we live in a bizarre oh fucking world you're you're right. You never denied it. You pivoted the conversation. You're right. You brought that up as the argument and then you pivoted to something else.

I don't even know if this is really him. Who the fuck knows? And then people are like then there's comments in there like I don't know why seve so obsessed with you John Wooley Jesus criminy You should see the big poster I have of him on my wall. I fucked my shoulder up again a little bit yesterday. I hadn't done overhead squats and snatches in a while. And I did a 125 pound snatch and then this morning I woke up and something's up with my shoulder.

Do you ever get that thing in the morning where you Do you ever get that thing in the middle of the night where your shoulder hurts so bad you can't even just like lift Your hand up. I used to have that a couple years ago and I don't have that anymore I forgot I forgot that I uh had that And then this morning I went to go like, I don't know touch my head or something. I'm like, oh fuck My shoulder shoulders fucked up Seve pivots I think conflates would have been a better word it's not really a throbbing yeah maybe maybe an impingement Yeah, exactly. So you're saying I'm not a liar now, Wooly?

I know it's such a... It's bizzaro world. You know what it is? You know what it is? Did you see his comment about this the safety team? He does it there too. He's like He's always playing it safe. It's like he just can't say anything. I don't know what his deal is I don't know if it's from

Being a bank teller or what but oh, that's a nice connection Caleb better yeah okay good uh he uh he's like he he's criticizing the people he's criticizing the people on the board as not being independent but then he's also like i'm sure they're nice people it's like he's just always playing both sides he can't just say anything if if wooly would have been the first man on the moon, he wouldn't have stuck the flag in the moon. He just would have laid it down. Wow. He thinks it. Well, I don't, the moon's just a really nice, really nice round rock. And I don't want to stab anything into it. Nobody's been here forever. Yeah. Seve, I'm impressed. You can snatch 125. The average CrossFitter knows that is better than average

You you know, you snatched 135 right? I Did? Yeah, there's not the video you sent. Yeah 135 oh, that's 135. Yeah, it was it was 25 and two sets of tens, right? No, no, no, no, no I think it's a 15 and two tens. Oh Maybe I maybe I can send it to you and you can pull it up If anyone wants to see it Oh, do you have it already the just from eating steaks and persimmons. Yeah, you feel good? Are you shitting your brains out yet? God bless John Wooley.

Uh, no. My poops and everything are all normal. Oh, okay. All right, good. Ready? Yeah. Or maybe it's two 15s and a 10. Maybe that's what it is.

Whatever it was, I'm pretty sure it was 125. I did the math like 12 times. Is this it? Yep. It's a little embarrassing. I thought I was moving so fast. I thought I was just like flying. I was like, fuck, I should enter the Olympics.

You get under the bar really well and then I tried 135 and it felt like it felt like it was just like I put five pounds on each side and it was just like I couldn't even believe it like it was how much heavier it was holy fuck dude look at that position that's nice yeah my my butt and knees are doing something weird they're probably a the Good. So, what do you mean barefoot? You're supposed to snatch in bare feet, right? You're supposed to do everything barefoot. All of it. Walk around, grocery shopping, you know?

Yeah. Strip clubs. Strip clubs. Anyway, so then after that, I stripped it down to 95 pounds. Oh, I stripped it down to 95 pounds. And then I did, I was just like, okay, I'm going to do a 95 pound snatch. And then just an overhead squat on the minute, you know, for like, yeah, 20 minutes. And I got like 10 minutes into that. And I'm like know I feel something in my lower back and then this morning my shoulders fucked up I don't know. I don't know how I don't know. I don't know how much I don't I don't know what's gonna happen

Um, I am I am really excited about just eating steak and persimmons though. It's crazy I don't know what's gonna I'm about to I'm gonna run out of persimmons in the next two weeks I bet I don't have to switch to a different fruit. Don't you just don't you screw those? I Do that, but I'm gonna run out of persimmons in the next two weeks, I bet. I don't have to switch to a different fruit. Don't you just grow those? I do that, but I'm gonna run out of them. Really? I mean. Wow. Cause you know, there's just a season to picking the fruit.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Ryan, hi. Savvy, your hips gotta get back a bit, it looks. Back. I don't know what that means. But thank you. PS, I went off on Craig Richie in the comments because so many people were so faggy, it was insane.

Just so faggy is great. I want you guys to know that I fact-checked this and this is a hundred percent not true. I just want you to know that. It says, fully vaccinated Fox host news doctor Kelly Powers, Fox news doctor Kelly Powers who survived on-air heart attack dies from turbo cancer. So in July of 2020 this chick had a meltdown live on the air. She was talking about heart conditions and her ticker started giving out. Yeah. And then and then recently she died from cancer, brain cancer. And I just want you to know that I Googled did Kelly Powers die from the COVID vaccine giving her cancer and all the fact checkers

assured me that uh the covid shot does not induce cancer really yeah so you're good to go they know that huh yeah don't don't believe this shit yeah they know everything they tested everything on everybody. Yeah, so it's don't worry. It's all good Yeah, I Have a vibrating ball. I shove in my shoulders for shoulder recovery front and back Wow, I've got I'm having like deja vu. I feel like you've told me that before like years ago. Did you? That's just the generic stick that CrossFit coaches give you just take a look cross ball and smash it and you'll feel better. I'll wait till Chase called me. Last time I was having some leg issues, Chase called me. Like at 10 o'clock at night and we FaceTime and he took me into the garage and he had

me roll a barbell on my leg and I was all good to go. Holy shit. Yeah, it was crazy. Miracle worker. Yeah, it's crazy miracle worker. Yeah, totally. I Wonder I wonder if I wonder what the people at HQ thought about that interview with Dave Really nobody Like I wonder if I like I wonder if he's like I wonder if he said anything that like, you know I mean like dude, you weren't supposed to say that or oh

Man, I don't know. He was I felt like he held it pretty close to the chest when I went yeah um how about when I said that the games were gonna be in Albany yeah that was he got a little uncomfortable about that I think uh that I think. Oh, my people. Seve, your super super super anus probably took a beating. How do you know? Yes, my super anus took a beating. Because Dave was around.

While the snatch last night, you should recover in a few days if not aggravated again, all right Yeah, Dave killed dude he killed I did not go I did not go easy on him Even even when he said pivot I felt like I wanted to stay on it. I just did not want anyone to say That was bullshit that was a corporate yeah, I just did not want anyone to say, um, that was bullshit. That was a corporate. Yeah. I just did not want anyone to say that. Well, I got to at least try to say that, but I like, I like, I don't care now. Yeah. You had to at least try to different, like a bunch of different angles. I told him I appreciated about that. I told him I was going to send him the questions beforehand.

Did you? No. I mean, generally you kind of know like, okay, what does he you know what he's gonna what you're gonna ask him? And he would know that too. He's good at not answering questions. He doesn't want to answer anything's are gonna be inappropriate. Yeah. And he did that. and I pushed the podcast 15 minutes already He stopped to get a cup of coffee on the way and he text he said sorry took I got a little delayed and he's Never late. And so I was like fuck it I'm just gonna go live and then he can walk in while I'm doing it that way like we won't have talked at all Yeah, it'll be just completely spontaneous

Yeah, that was good. I like that. Brian Friend and the other turdcutter probably shitting their pants about the questions and answers about themselves. I have whole cohorts probably. I forgot to mention Halpen. I should have have thrown helping in there too. Oh Yeah, that would have been a nice little nice I'm sure he's probably already aware of it, but He did good he did good He handled the Carolyn Lambrey thing with such tact

Yeah, he did. I'm glad that he was very interesting to hear his answer on all that. Yeah. I think he was like being respectful about it, but he's like, hey, the affiliates do everything. Yeah. But he was a true, what's the word I'm looking for? Like, it was clear he doesn't want to make things more divisive. was a true, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Like, like it was clear. He doesn't want to make things more divisive, right? You know, like he could have been like, what is she fucking retarded?

But he was like, I would like to talk to her more. Yeah. You think he's going to call her up later? Uh, no, probably not. Probably he, he, to be honest with you, he's probably completely forgotten already. Oh, okay. But he could have been like,

hey, I was going to bring it. I had a clip queued up of Matt Chan and Jason Kalipa talking about Crossfitting. You know what's crazy? So, I'm just going to use this example. I remember when Greg gave a lecture one time on CrossFit, and he was like, hey, if you're training for wrestling, instead of burpees, you could do shoots, like shoots for single legs and double legs. You know how you can do that and just mimic that? And you can fill that in with burpees.

And there's things that you could supplement in, still use the CrossFit methodology, but change the movements to whatever sport you're doing. And Matt Chan was talking about how maybe CrossFit's imperfect and it's not a complete training system because blah, blah, blah. And then Tanner Shuck says the same thing, you know, it's not perfect. They should really just do blah, blah, blah. And what's crazy is for Tanner, my takeaway is he thinks it's more important for people

to get stronger and Matt Chan thinks it's more important for people to run further and longer. And I don't have an issue with either of those, but it's not that CrossFit's wrong. It's just that it's malleable, you can lean your training to different areas and that's all covered in the level one. Right. And so just to, you don't have to like shit on CrossFit even it's a little bit or, or you can just be like, Hey, what I've done is I've modified my CrossFit training because

I like to run more and I like to, you know, go out on 20 mile runs and 50 mile bike rides. I've, I've tailored it more to blah, blah, blah, you know, you don't have to say that it's incomplete or that it's wrong or it shouldn't be done. It's like the baseline for the best GPP. That's right. That's why it's I mean, that's why it is the best training methodology is because you can do whatever you want with it. Yeah, you can make it a 45 minute E-mom every other fucking day, or you can make it like

Fran type training every like, you can do whatever you want. That's why you have UFC fighters and boxers and like triathletes and all those other people training CrossFit. Like you look at look at all the like NCAA athletes. I mean, we do it. Like the military does it we do CrossFit. We most of the time we don't call it that but like we're doing GPP. Like I'm going to carry sandbags. I'm going to put on a weight vest and go ruck for a while. Like I'm going to do burpees, burpee broad jumps. I'm going to do pull-ups and like all that shit.

Or even Dave, right? He didn't want to, he was tired of losing to his daughter. She runs track and cross country. So he upped his running. There you go. Change your dosing for different time domains and modalities. Right. Just start doing 400 meter sprints or something. I just feel like it could be done without. There's just this subtle like dig at CrossFit and it's like you can say what you want to say without doing that.

Right. I really hope this is a joke what i'm about to show you i really hope this is a joke i did not fact check this to see if Iceland actually did this the women went on strike today in Iceland man, gender equality the entire population is 370,000. So over 25% of the population went on strike. And I have some crazy news for you. The economy did not come to a stop and it continued as normal. The only memo I got was that HR departments

were getting no complaints for the 24 hours that the women were on strike. I do believe that. I do. Yeah, I do 100% believe that. Absolutely, dude. You have 317,000 or 377,000 people in your country and 100,000 women did a gender equality thing. And then what? Everybody else went to work, dude. Why didn't you just go in your fucking house and just yell at your husband if you think something's wrong are you guys doing that's fucking crazy and then we're writing that they were really sorry women didn't get gender equality but I heard a one CEO said it was nice to finally get some shit done End quote. 100,000 words. This shit is so weird. Jesus, that's amazing.

They're all sisters. They're all related. Yeah, they're all related. When I see someone like Iceland doing that, I feel like, are you just doing that because the rest of the world is doing that Like like what are you guys doing there? Like what what like you what? How do you guys have time for that? Aren't you guys like battling the Arctic cold or something? Yeah, we're working out Yeah, I just have shit to do. Yeah, what's going on over there? Like I could see that in Saudi Arabia or one of the Arab countries. Oh Yeah, yeah. Yeah hundred thousand women getting together and pulling their burka off. That's right. Yeah.

In the town square. And then just, yeah, like that one chick that was in Qatar or whatever. She like just started walking around naked. Oh, really? Yeah, I think so. She just started like, did she get rating or something? No, she didn't. She's like they were they just let her do it.

And then I think that she got arrested, but they didn't do anything's like they were they just let her do it and then I think that she got arrested, but they didn't do anything. They were just like well Whatever. What if I type in naked Qatar lady? Naked going hard bare-breasted standing Liberty in Qatar. Wow. Yeah, there you go She had her right breast exposed the Damn. All right. Yeah, that's wild. To be honest, I'd rather only work with men too. I would love to see that stat, the HR stat. The drop in complaints. Yeah. How many do you think they get a day? Like 15, 20 a day?

Where? I guess... I get a big business? Yeah. I just think, I think, and I say this with complete accountability for being accountability for being prejudiced, I guarantee you that it is women and then gay men are a close second. Probably proportionately it's gay men or even before women. You know what I mean? Because like if your company has a hundred women, let's say your company has a thousand employees and 500 are women and it's only 20 gay men, all 20 of those gay men have made an HR complaint. Yeah about each other

Yeah, and only 25% of the women I guarantee it Yeah, that's probably true and and I bet it's also I bet you also black women are High-two whereas I bet you black men are not high Yeah, that's that's a good point I used to have this clip I don't remember where it went I wish I could pull it up, but there was a black woman who was a police captain the the Yeah, that was in June of this year. Who decides that she gets suspended for that? Because of the drama that comes with them. Yeah, that's disgusting. That disgusts me.

How dare she. Dude. Hire them all. There's a recording of Virginia police chief didn't want to hire minority female cops of, uh, because of attitude. You know, it's funny that the article doesn't even mention that she was a black woman. Then, okay, so you're just making, you just make the presupposition that she's a white woman.

She's like, yeah, I just can't, can't work with black woman anymore. Look at here. I'll show you. It was drama. Show your picture. She's, she's like real black, too. She's not like that guy that was on the kill Taylor show fake black Jase. Oh, yeah That dude was like Brian Ortega if Brian Ortega was fucking yoked that dude should be model You know, that's one of the I don't ever remember anyone who's been on kill Taylor who's ever DM me afterwards and said hey Thanks for having me on the show

Yeah, cuz they were probably all fucking mad cause we just shit on them for 20 minutes. We shit on him. We fucking kicked him off the show and he still said, thank you. Oh, maybe he's a masochist. I'm at the point I don't want to hire black women no more. No more.

Banks can be heard saying to the group, I'm to that point. I ain't got no white women beating down my door to come in and work. I wish they would because I don't have these problems Damn, look at that five head. I don't have no Hispanic women Hell, I don't want them neither because you know what comes in with it a whole lot of fucking attitude and I don't want it I'm the only one with an attitude in this place me. Yeah respect. Hey And I don't want it. I'm the only one with an attitude in this place me. Yeah respect. Hey

Same thing these people aren't black. These people are white, but it's the same fucking kooks that are like, uh Greg didn't know lazar's name He didn't know what country he's from There's a fucking hundred people who like want him to fucking die like want his firstborn child to die because he didn't fucking know Lazer's name. It's like Wow, what yeah, what what what world are you living in? Where that matters? Jesus dude, but I knew him He texted me one time

Brian friend did a podcast with these two people i've only seen um, like uh clips and reels and shit But every the the I think the title of the article is like the podcast is like hey We, we're going to talk about our experience with Lazar. But really just the whole thing is about Brian. Oh, really? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.'s a few things there. You if you require if someone offers you a piece of cake, and you ask for a smaller piece, for whatever reason, you're not hungry, you don't want the sugar, you want other people to leave more for other people, whatever your reason is, you think you're superior that's fine too if like by showing off your discipline there's nothing wrong with showing off it's

cool but but to then to jump that it's sexist that's the part like i don't even know how she how the fuck did someone makes like i get i like i can totally see that right i'm not going to eat in front of these people because I'm more superior than them. Okay, fine. Like, plus I like what do I care? That's a cool game to play. Yeah, I'm happy for you that you feel superior feel away. But what can you even can you even intellectually make any leap that makes it sexist? sexist? Um,

no, I can't even reason that like, you know, how sometimes you can just play the other you can just have the argument. Yes. Yeah, I can't do that with that. Like, I can't find a nut like well, like, like black guys walking, walking towards you and you cross the street, you can be like, yeah, I could see why he would have some sort of pathology that would make him think that you did it because you're racist. I can, I can make the leaps. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But if someone offered your wife a piece of, um, cake at a party and your wife said, uh, is there a smaller piece?

My mom almost always says, Oh, it's like, um, uh, okay. Your mom is racist. You'd be like, or sexist, you'd be like, what? It's because it's the it's the whole like, like, you're diminishing women thing, like, oh, she feels like she needs to be diminished by so she has to request another, a smaller piece of cake. Because she doesn't deserve that because she's a woman. Yeah, because yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it is. That's the leap. Wow. I almost wish you didn't tell me that.

People love the way they look. Not other shape or size, but I feel like this message has gone so far that it's extremely shaming. Is that the whole message of body positivity about not judging people based on the way they look or the things that they eat? It is just baffling to me. Look how huge that chick's tits are. Dude, you could take your, I could take my fucking pinchers, my hands, and just grab her fucking jowls and just like. She doesn't even look real, right? No, that looks like AI, dude. Like a caricature. real right now that's it that looks like AI did like a caricature that what that goes really bad by the way oh it is yeah let me see if I can fix that God

yesterday roadcaster chat what if I do that yeah how about now the image expert for the official health department is choosing to push the message on their platform that eating a smaller piece of cake is oppressive because that is ridiculous. That's my opinion. Let me know what you think in the comments. Make sure to follow if you want to stick to date with the latest news. She's gone viral. She's everywhere now, this chick.

She's all up in my... Oh, sorry. Is it too loud? I don't know what's going on. It was better when you fixed it. After you fixed it. Two-hand eater. Yeah, for sure. She looks like George Lopez. George Lopez put on 100 pounds. She doesn't have sex. In the interview I saw, I watched an interview that she's in and she has like

She's wearing the lowest cut fucking outfit and she's showing like six inches of cleavage So I think she she wants to be seen. That's probably only a third of it, too Yeah, she's 18 inches of cleavage that shit just rolls all the way down. Oh, oh, I have it here. Here it is Here's the here's the video of her giant hammers Her name's Stacy Tovar No way, no, is it actually Virgie to oh, oh my god, she's Stacy Tovar she's the czar for San Francisco Health Department What do you mean action really is your definition of health? Yeah, that's really cool. I think I want to sort of I want to talk about that question. But I want

to start by saying that, you know, no one has to be healthy. No, right? Like, I mean, it's like, what does that mean? Like, yeah, like, I agree. Like, that's the tea. Like, that's, it's like what does that mean? Like yeah, like I agree like that's the tea like that's that's it. That's that's the word. That's good That's good word. So the guy with the pink computer and I agree. No one has to be healthy I agree that dude has so much fucking Botox in his face. It's insane Yeah, something's weird, right? Oh Wow, you know, there's that yeah, or is that makeup? Wow. That face is tribute. He looks like an avatar. Yeah. His nose is fucking huge, too. It's just like, what? Kevin DeLappe, I wonder what her wizard sleeves look like. Probably droop as long as her cleavage does.

No, like there is no governing body that's like out there putting you know what I mean Yeah, no one owes anybody that in either the traditional sense of the word or any other more innovative Or you know more politicized maybe even version of that word, so I think it's important to say like and and I I Want trying to get a look at her hammers? There it is there it is. Oh my fucking god, dude So she's saying you don't have to be healthy Yeah, no, you don't god. She looks like a cartoon character I wonder what she thinks about taking two seats on airplanes or requiring more

Eating more and causing more disposal of plastic and shit like that that's bad for the environment right because she drinks like 35 big gulps a day and she eats stuff that's in plastic wrappers and shit that's the only thing she eats and then and then I wonder what she yeah just her impact on the environment and then on on health, right? So she consumes way more resources in the health, you know, with drugs and visits to the hospital and baby powder she has to put underneath her roles and just shit like that. She's just a larger consumer of, I wonder what she thinks about that. I bet you she expects, like you don't have to be healthy, but I bet you she

expects those resources and the availability of those things based on her unhealthy lifestyle. She's admitting she's unhealthy, right? Yeah, absolutely. We'd have to ask John Woolley what he thinks. But she doesn't like the definition of healthy, but she is unhealthy and she admits it. And bring in intersectionality and say like, look at the disabled community, right? She drags disabled in here This is crazy. I saw I saw one of the games athletes disabled adaptive games athletes bringing that into it. Hey, listen You're not even close to the same

Basically the same we're we're one in the same it's really difficult for us No one looks like it looks at a door for a one-armed guy or a guy missing a leg, who is a CrossFitter, the same we do as someone who's 300 pounds overweight and claiming that it's their right to be unhealthy. Nobody does that. Yeah. No one's demanding you to look like anyone else. That's basically what she's saying.

She says you have a right to be unhealthy just like you have a right to be disabled. That's right. Holy shit. Wow. CK, Kevin, she'll have an amputation soon. I think people with disabilities have an activist within that space have consistently been saying like, I'm never going to be your notion of healthy. That doesn't mean I don't get to be a full human. You get to look at just dragging down disabled people into the fat world. Hey, that's the same way the fucking tranny's and pedos are doing to black people and gay

people and lesbians. They just want to drag them down to their cause Look, you're the same as us. We're all the same We have the same issue. We are all obese category at the games. That would be awesome Holy shit, I would watch that Yeah, I would watch that too. I Would that would watch that? It would be hey, you know, it'd be too. I would watch that. It would be, hey, you know, it'd be funny. It would be kind of like the gay games.

Like you don't really know, like someone could just be in there. Oh, like there's no cat, like you don't, you can, there's no way to define it. Yeah. Like, like what if James, it's the, it's the obese games and James pray against her enters. You're like, what? But I can't say anything because in his mind, he's obese. That's oh, that's right.

He identifies as it. Oh, someone has to do. Someone has to do the obese games. That's genius. Downhill run. Just a ski hill and you have to the first one down to the bottom when shit. Holy the non-binary games would be crazy, too. We have a few athletes that can enter that.

Already. All the European men. Automatically, automatically. Sorry, not you, Yellow Hosta. Sorry, not you. Yeah, that's a man for sure. But all the rest. Oh, questionable. Kind of way, right? And so I think that I love taking that principle within disability rights to fat activism and to understandings

of fatness. I want to start there, right? Like no matter what size you are. She wants to make the presupposition that you disabled people will never be normal. Listen, you know what's crazy? She's comparing something that she has complete control over to something that someone has no control over. If you're missing an arm or a leg or you're a fucking dwarf or you have some neurological condition, you don't have any control over that. Yeah, that's right. But the fact born with something. But her her disability is because she can't stop eating with two hands. She was just born that way. It's a genetic disease, you know, all of her family's fat, you know, so She's just gonna she's just predisposed to being fat fat activism

Jesus Happy Sunday to all you dumb Americans the David has like 30 women on the hook that he says he'll marry so that they can get a green car. They can all get a green car. Oh, dude. Did you see speaking of which did you see Lauren Lauren Kalil story the other day? No. Did she marry someone to get's story the other day? No.

Did she marry someone to get him in the country? No, but she got a DM just randomly and was like, hey, would you be willing to marry me so that I don't know, my visa is about to expire and I don't think I'll be able to re-up it. Would you be willing to marry me so that I can stay in the country? Jesus. Yeah, they put they put on her story absolutely insane

Now that's the kind of stuff that I want to see that's crazy. I'm guessing she's not down No, I don't she doesn't even know the guy like that was like a some random follower. I had a relative this is like 30 years ago. I can't remember if he... I think he married this woman so that she could get a green card. Okay. But then actually, but then once she came here, he he actually like they tried to make it work But I but it didn't work it ended up not working, you know, oh god that would be so hard

Just to fake it. Yeah, I Don't know. I know I imagine there's some people that make it like look at all the fucking Vietnam vets that married Vietnamese woman and brought Them back. Yeah, I mean I see a lot of them that are still together. But also like you see a lot of them that are Not like everybody that works the base commissary like the base grocery store. Those are all Vietnam vet wives. Oh Well, just they're all just Vietnamese woman that bag groceries and Take tips. Oh It's actually kind of funny are any of them fat?

No, none of them none of them. Yeah, and they're like probably 70 80 years old like pushing carts and like carrying groceries and like working Uh, did you see her podcast with the glintons I watched like 10 minutes of it I really want to watch the whole thing I keep getting distracted. She was on Glintons. Yeah recently. I heard it was good. Yeah, I have to watch that Lauren shared she was offered into a threesome when she was a news reporter up up up

up up up up up up up up

up up Oh Imagine a city imagine a city hiring someone to advocate for being obese? For like, for what reason? What does that do? Have you ever heard anyone say that you don't have the right to be fat? I've never even heard that. The fact that she's taking the stance, you have the right to be fat, or you have the right to be unhealthy. I'm using them as synonyms. No, I've never heard that. Poor San Francisco. Poor San Francisco.

What a shithole. I want to see her boyfriend. You think her boyfriend's fat? No, but he probably looks a lot like the guy that was interviewing her. Ah, yes. What's her name? Virgil Tovar? Virgie. Virgie Tovar. You really cleaned up your internet connection. Thanks. It's on the bus when you don't know to drive. You relax on the plane when you don't know the drop. You relax on a plane when you don't know the pilot. And you relax on a ship when you don't know it captain.

So why don't you relax in the light when you know that God is in control. Just keep that in mind. You relax on a bus when you don't know the drop. You relax on a plane when you don't know the drive. You relax on the plane when you don't know the pilot. And you relax on the ship when you don't know it captain. So why don't you relax in life when you know that God is in control.

Just keep that in mind. You know what my favorite part about that is? That someone sent that to me. Really, but why? that someone sent that to me. Really? Why? Like if someone sending you, if someone sending you like porn, they think you're a pervert. You know what I mean? Like if you got a buddy, he's like, dude, I'm sending you this or I'm sending you titty pics. So that's, that's, that's, but if someone sends you that, they're like, oh, like he'll like this. So that means that that's that person's impression of me, like they knew that i would like that you know what i mean yeah i have one guy who will do both he'll send me pictures he'll send me like the this one is it talking about me are you talking

about me you're the other one i'm right here c'm right here, Caleb. I'm right here. Okay, go ahead. He sends you what? No, he doesn't. He'll do both. He'll like send, there's one specific chick. He'll send me like her posts. And then there's another, and then,

but then he'll send me like, you're doing great. I'm proud of you. Like shit like that. I'm like, thanks. Hey, why are you home now? Are you on vacation? Or are you in break? Or did you finish something? I'm on break. I did finish something but not the whole thing. Yeah.

Was it worth celebrating? Like, did you take a test and you got past the hurdle? Yeah, big hurdle. Yeah, it was like, it's like the probably the I would say like the culminating, like the midpoint before just kind of like goes down from there because I only have like no shit. So you feel like there's you feel a little stress off your back? Yeah, big, big stress off my back. What was the pass rate?

So everybody in our class passes passed it. Oh, that's awesome. Kind of a big deal because I guess normally they lose four to five people on that test. I mean, we only have 12 guys in our class now. And so we Yeah, it was a really good pass rate for us. We so the test is like a it's like a bomb suit test. And you like, put on the whole thing and you have to like go down and do like a whole exercise basically. And uh, yeah, so it was kind of cool. So, and when you say exercise, you're not talking about pull-ups in the bomb suit. You're talking about like handling what you've been learning about dismantling

things and working with things and moving things and disarming things. Right. Exactly. Wow. That's crazy. Is the rest of the class? Does everyone watch everyone go? Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. That part's kind of stressful because you're just like, you want to like prove to them that you are good enough to be there. Yeah. And so you have like, there's like this added pressure, like obviously you have to perform for the test, like for the instructor. Yeah. But then also like you want to like this is the first time you're actually like in some sort of like real.

It's a mock situation. Yeah. Yeah. Is everyone's the same or each of you get a different task? All different. So you can't even just piggyback off of what someone did. You like okay that guy disarmed that thing wrong don't do that. Right yeah yeah so yeah you're all watching and everybody has different different uh item and you just kind of uh yeah it's kind of stressful but it was cool. Anything funny if you're wearing a bomb suit and you fall down can you stand up on your own or do you have to have someone who has to help you out? You ever like flipped a turtle upside down? No, but I know the picture. Yeah, it's like that. Like holy shit, we were there was a practice that we did.

And you got like, like if something if you did something wrong, you were like dead. And they're like, all right, like, you're dead right there. And so they'd have you like shove you down on your back and you're like dead. And they're like, all right, like, you're dead right there. And so they have you like shove you down on your back and you're like laying there. They're like, okay, now what and then you just have to like roll yourself over and it's a whole chore. Oh, that reminds me of when here's a turtle going on its back.

Yeah. the the the the the the the the the

the the the and like roll yourself or you're like you're trying to anything and then you just try to like flip over on your stomach and Yeah, it's It's pretty it's pretty brutal. I told the story before but Tyson old I had this Africa twin It's a fucking big fucking motorcycle I don't know if you know what it looks like but like I'm not even close to being I'll put my feet on the ground Every time I get on and off the bike. it was just like hairball. It's massive. And Tyson saw me ride it to work one day. And he's like, he's like, hey, dude, you should bring that in the gym. And we should lay it down and I'll help you teach you how to stand that up in case it ever falls over. Like, what are you talking about? I'm not I'm never gonna drop the bike that

day. Fucking drop the bike in the middle of a fucking intersection. Yeah. Oh shit. Really? Yeah. And I dropped in the intersection and and I got and I tried to deadlift it up and I couldn't and the guy a guy in a Prius in a three-piece suit got out that was too small for him and helped me lift it up. No. Yes. Oh my God. Hey, I was going literally I was going I was going like half a mile an hour and I fell over. Just fell off the bike. That's so bad. And I'm like be cool Seve, it cool, but I could just feel myself turning flush Yeah, at least did you have a helmet on at least you were like you could hide it I was yeah, I was but it was ridiculous. Oh man That's so bad a guy in a Prius had to help you. Yeah, that's fucking sad. I

Don't even think you need to be a 400 pound deadlifter to pick that up But basically I basically I think though I think later on I learned how he Tyson taught me But basically I think you just back your I tried to lift it up like this. Oh Yeah, like a tire flip. Yeah, and when you what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to back up to it and use the back your hands oh and then stand up I Think okay yet. Oh. And then stand up. I think I should get. Huh. Been so long since I rode a motorcycle.

This is what I'm going for, by the way. This is, this is Lenny Kravitz at 60 years old. This is why I'm just eating meat and persimmons. This is just ridiculous. That's crazy. That's Lenny Kravitz at 60, dude. Oh my god. You look fantastic. That man is 60 years old.

Of course, one of the coolest guys in the world has one of the best physiques I've ever seen. Hats off to you, sir. I don't want to walk like that. No, you can't, Kevin, I did that. Kevin I did that But that's crazy that that's 60 yeah, that's wild That's so impressive that guy's fucking shredded He's on steroids TRT don't be foolish. I doubt it. I bet you he's not

You don't think so no I Know I know I know a guy maybe this guy will let me take a picture of his body. I know a guy who's 75 whose body's like that It's it's it's nuts. He's so shred. Yeah He was he's a uh, he was a tree trimmer his whole life Oh, wow, he's probably just got massive forearms, huh? Yeah, he this guy's so fucking lean High doses of cretin

His number five album is goaded. I don't think so. I personally think Lenny Kravitz has like two good songs, but if that I'm not I'm not a I think he got more accolades than he deserves. But what do I know? Chris Rock drones. What Chris Rock do this time? Oh, it's just a probably some comedy I have. Oh, have. There's a video that you know I had Greg on the show right and that shows like whatever 90 minutes long let's say. Yeah. And there's a clip I took from it that's only like 12 minutes long and it's a clip of him describing what Metfix is right. It has nothing it has nothing to do with the controversy in the

out of context clip that Craig Ritchie made, right? Nothing to do with that at all. But people have been commenting on the video that's 12 minutes long or 7 minutes long or whatever where Greg only talks about Metfix and there's no mention of Craig Ritchie in it or Lazar or nothing, you know? And they're writing in the comments, this video is completely vile. I can't believe you said that about Lazar. Like there were, I've erased like 50 of them already, removed them, making it obvious that they didn't even watch the video.

They've come over from fucking Craig Richie's cancel culture to just a random video of Greg that they thought it's the one where he said it and writing that dumb shit What the fuck? Yeah It's like one you're already stupid because you didn't watch the whole video and then there's people who are like This is completely vile and i'm like, hey, did you watch the whole video? They're like no i'm like it's out of context I didn't need to I've deleted like i've deleted like over 100 comments. Um in the last

I don't know 24 hours That's insane. And it's just like us just a just an echo chamber of bullshit in there Huh, just a complete echo chamber of bullshit. I tried I started typing in Bullshit and I was not searching for bullshit. I was searching for the video. I don't care about comments. I don't care about comments. I mean, I care about them in the sense that they're fun. My favorite part about true nutrition is the ability to customize my own supplement. I've been looking all over for specific greens supplement that have the kale powder, spinach powder, and broccoli powder that I needed to fuel my workouts in feel great.

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You're better than that. You don't need to stoop to that level. David, is the presupposition there that you're better than me and you're judging me? That you are an authority on what's better? It was 50 comments two minutes ago. Oh, it's 200 now. It's 200 now. This is nuts. Yeah, I'm scrolling through them right now. It's pretty funny. Let's step on those people with the brain know they are idiots, so there's no need to delete those comments. The ones I delete are just like... Like there's some guy in there, Jordan Green, who will just go down and say something negative about everyone.

Like that person's like, Jenny's's a bitch Sevan is an asshole I'm not deleting the ones where like where people are like hey, I can't believe Greg didn't know Lazarus name. I'm just like If you but if you make like 20 comments that are just like you're a fucking asshole or then I just go through and delete delete you I don't I don't see I don you I don't I don't see I don't I don't I don't I mean it's fuck it's my channel I don't I don't need a bunch here's another one if you write if you write in the comments don't bother watching this video it's like of course I'm gonna erase it I didn't put that video up so someone can say don't bother watching this video. Come to Brazil, let's have a chat, you and I.

Oh yeah. Yeah, hey and I went to that dude's Instagram account and he is such a cuck. You have lost all credibility in this space. Edging, it's all just entertainment to me, eat, sleep, train, repeat, it's my priority, then life is good, word, word them up. Facts. me eat sleep train repeat it's my priority then life is good word word them up thanks Sharon Petrosky your show last night with Dave was amazing you asked him great questions and gave him the space to answer or not

David's coming out no way dude he's so he's not even close. You got a problem with my sweatshirt odd. It's the only switcher I have. I'll come to Nebraska and we can have a chat about that sweatshirt beaver. Hey, Kenneth, Kenneth says who reads the comments before watching a video I do that sometimes I do that sometimes yeah, I usually do it just to gauge like if I want to watch it or not Yeah, and then and then if then I'll fucking watch it David everyone wants to bang you, dude. Not just Jeremy, everyone.

Mr. Chris Rock, this one's going to get picked up by the YouTube bleepers. We need bullies. How the fuck you gonna have a school with no bullies? Bullies do half the work. That's right. Teachers do one half. You're gonna have a school with no boys Bullies do half the work That's right teachers do one half bullies do the whole other half And that's the half you're gonna use as a fucking grown-up That's right. Who gives a fuck if you can toad You start crying cuz your boss didn't say hi. Fucking weak bitch, get the fuck away from me.

He's got a point. He's got a point He's got a point bullies bullies Hey Where would you put so there's these things that I think show that you have like severe mental illness, okay? You know the correlates illness. Okay. You know, the correlates, nose rings, like if you got a hole in your septum, you are fucked up. Right. Like, which is different than a hole like just in here. Okay. Yeah. Two holes in the septum, something in the lips, like now, like've you've got like you're fucked up you got issues too many tattoo too many tattoos okay blue hair yeah spent your Sunday going to CVS going through the aisle finding the perfect blue to yeah I saw a dog with

blue hair at the airport I think I'm I think that's another correlate This is a great example Manbun and long pinky nail. No, these are so here's the thing Here's the weird thing about those manbun long pinky nail not wearing shoes Those are there's there's doing look as Yoda would say there's doing and there's not doing Do or do not there is no try. Yeah, so it's like when someone says to you Why are you growing your long pinky nail? The real question is is why do you cut your nails? That's it

You you have the answer. Oh, why aren't you wearing shoes? No, no you you actually chose to put on shoes Why have you grown your hair long? Well, no, actually you chose to cut your hair. There's that side. It's not like that with blue hair or punching a hole in your septum ring. That shit ain't gonna happen just by itself. I'm not saying that all people who have man buns or don't have, guys that have long nails

probably have issues. Not just one long nail though. Like all of them? Yeah. But nice, yeah, face tattoos, but nice try David. Not just one long nail though. Like all of them? Yeah. Yeah. But nice, but yeah, face tattoos, but nice try David. God, David, it's like, I love how simple Mr. Weed is because it makes me sound so smart.

Like I get to explain like things like, it's like being around my kids. You know what I mean? My kids reading the other day and he's like, what's this word? I'm like underneath. the I know words. Okay. Here, I got a new one to add to it. Celebrating follower count. Oh, really? Yeah. Like if you have a post on there that says, thank you for my 5,000th, you're my 5,000th follower.

Thank you, everyone. Or you know what I mean? Or like, you've written in the grass with rose petals, a hundred thousand followers, thank you, fuck that. Yeah. Why? Tell me.

Like that shouldn't be any, that shouldn't be something you're concerned about. You're gonna get broken. Like you've left the, it's like the same people who are worried about, like worried about the pronunciation of Lazar's name or, like those, there's people who didn't get that I was making fun of Craig Richie

and that I really cared that he didn't say his name right. Like you're so far, how can I explain the follower count? You've given your power to someone else. You've given something outside of yourself so much power that now you're just susceptible to just fucking being broken Right. So does that mean you're gonna be sad if you lose that account or if you lose those 8,000 followers? I mean, there's a difference between being sad and just completely devastated And I just think that people who are celebrating their followers, thank you so much for my one millionth follower.

Like, let me give you an example of the other side. I don't think, those people like, it's almost like they need it for their popularity and validation. As opposed to, Andrew Hiller is not trying to get a shitload of subscribers on YouTube for his own self-validation. Right. too, for his own self validation. Right. He just wants to do it so he can make money and have a louder voice. And it's a metric for how successful he is in terms of how he's able to call the herd. But when I see but when I see these girls are like, Oh my god, thank you. I've reached 20. I just I just hear I just hear mental illness like oh shit. You're one you're one negative comment away from someone saying something on the internet that fucking breaks your heart

Do you see it Yeah, I see what you're saying. I think it's also generally like I mean, it's just a correlate It's not like it's not like a certain thing, right? And it's not something Daniel Brandon's crazy at all and she has blue hair she's saying this shit well it's not like it courted the it doesn't really correlate to anything either like the like you having 5,000 followers on Instagram doesn't it's like okay you more eyes are gonna see it I guess but like on but on YouTube it's not I don't really see it that way I guess I'm not sure

I think people get validated by their Instagram count Yeah, I think so too because then they like oh I hit 50,000 and then somebody like buys him a cake that says 50k on it Yeah, and then they have they throw a big old party about the fact that they just hit 50,000 followers. Yeah But if the one person unfollows them, then they're down to 49,999. Okay, so what did I do all that for? And then they're just and then they go into a tailspin. Oh my god, why did these 20 people unfollow me? Or, you know, you have you have a how about the people who have like a million

followers from something they did 10 years ago ago and yet they haven't contributed anything since Most of the Early CrossFit Games athletes to me. I mean you could yeah, maybe you could say that I'm but I'm sure there's tons of people like that too, right? Yeah, like someone anyone who's been on a reality show, right? All the bachelor people anybody who's been a bachelor a bachelorette Yeah, 100%. I'd have like 10,000 followers if I let all the strippers follow me. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I noticed that

like I'll get a bunch of like strippers or a bunch of like, uh, like fake accounts follow me. And then like every month I'll lose like 20 followers just because those accounts got oh clip or something yeah, I Cannot put on a follower on Instagram if my life depended on it. I Just now started seeing your stuff again, which is kind of funny. You just now started what seeing your stuff again? Yeah, I had to like I had to like repeatedly go to your page for it to start popping up in my algorithm again Sometimes what I'll do to see if I can to fuck that like I posted for some fruit the other day

Just to see if I could fuck with the algorithm. Oh Like just like some shit. That's not like hey vaccines kill you a Little break from your your daily TV Yeah, so it's not quantity it's quality I agree yeah 100% Someone should have said that to me before I did this morning show I had taken the day off Alrighty Joe Biden no baron. Here we go Do you think he voted for Donald Trump? I think, uh, I think somebody voted for him for Kamala.

No shit. I lost my Twitter again to second, uh, two days ago. That's number seven this year. Fuck Il Elon. No shit. What are you doing on Twitter that makes you lose seven accounts, David? Yeah, I'd like to know that too. What did you post?

Jesus, dude. Hey, my boy Dax does the whole celebrating followers thing. Here's the thing, it's just a correlate. Like if I go out on Halloween and I see a man with long nails and blue hair, it's like you know, he does, well I guess if you do Halloween and you're a man you're crazy anyway. Oh making fun of Elon. Yeah tell us more. Tell us more.

Yeah what you got., tell us more. Tell us more. Yeah, what you got. Yeah. Tell us more. Here this week, as you all saw, the U.S. International Development Finance Corporation announced a $1 billion financial initiative to support conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon. This is a result of the President's recent trip to the Amazon and a continuation of the administration's effort to support innovative ways to address climate

change through sustainable growth and development without burdening countries facing financial constraints. I don't give a fuck about Ecuador, dude. What did she even say? That's like, that's like, you know, who else is doing word salads now too is Brian Friend. Oh wow, really? Yeah, listen, what did she even say? You're telling me a man with Alzheimer's went to Ecuador and now they get a billion dollars? Is that for what? Sustainable, equitable, what the fuck did she say? Earlier this week, as you all all saw the US International Development Finance Corporation

The US Development Finance Corporation what is that? The US Development Finance Corporation Let's see Announce a $1 billion The US Finance Development Corporation Financial initiative to support conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon. A financial initiative to support the Ecuadorian Amazon. We still don't know shit.

This is a result of the president's recent trip to the Amazon. So he went there. Does anyone argue that he doesn't have dementia? Giving them a billion dollars is an innovative way to support climate change? Through sustainable growth? What does that even mean through sustainable growth? A billion dollars is not sustainable growth. What does that mean through? What does that even mean through sustainable growth? A billion dollars is not sustainable growth. And development without burdening countries facing financial constraints. Holy shit. What? It's like it's like giving money

laundering someone stealing that money. There's no fucking way that that like So Wikipedia says that the International Development Development International Development Finance Corporation is an agency of the US federal government and In it invests in development projects primarily in lower and middle income countries This was created in 2018 by the Build Act. What does that mean invest? Do they get it paid back with interest? What does that mean invest? No, probably not. Let's see. Lending capacity is used to provide loans, loan guarantees,

rec equity investments and political risk insurance for private sector led development projects, feasibility studies, and technical assistance. Oh, here we go. DFC invest across several sectors and energy, healthcare, critical infrastructure, and technology with stated priorities of women's empowerment, innovation, and investment in West Africa and the Western Hemisphere and climate change That's a laundry yeah, it's a straight fucking money laundering scheme earlier this week as you all saw God he's such a fucking joke. How is anyone a fucking Democrat? Trump administration originally opposed that and it called for the elimination of it. Oh Pat shut up shut up pat

Wow, this sounds like the giant waste of money that is the fucking gay Space Force. Just shut it, dude. I... I disagree with that one. Oh, you agree with that here? No, no. I... I disagree that it's a... that it's a waste of money. I think we're... that's... We need something... for space. what a great time to be a criminal Because you're gonna get away with everything fuck, dude What a fucking great time to be a criminal

Did you hear that when that clip played for a second? Just now? No. No. I don't know. I don't know what L.I. is. L.I. cops can shoot down drones. Is that Louisiana?

What is that? What's L.I.? Lithuania? Lithuanian cops? I guess we'll find out in a minute. What is that? What's L.I.? Lithuania? Lithuanian cops? I guess we'll find out in a minute. L.I. cops can shoot down drones. A new high tech command center unveiled. We don't want to wait.

Nassau County. Is that New York? Meet the new space cowboys. Nassau County cops have gotten the green light to shoot troublesome drones out of the sky with officials saying they don't want to wait for something disastrous to happen. The order went out Thursday as county officials unveiled troublesome drones out of the sky with officials saying they don't want to wait for something disastrous to happen. The order went out Thursday as county officials unveiled a new state of the art drone command center. I guarantee you it's not state of the art. No way.

Track the mysterious flying crafts from miles away but they need the feds to sign off on high tech tools to intercept and take down the drones. Instead they're taking matters into their own hands. We don't want to wait until we have some kind of disastrous event to then say we could have done this and we could have done that not Nassau Nassau county executive Bruce Blakeman told reporters where is that is that New York City yeah Long Island Li is Long Island oh oh thank you did you think I was joking when I didn't know?

No. Oh, okay. Not psychotic. I didn't know what it was either. Police department has the authority and certainly has my approval that if there is a mass gathering anywhere and there's a drone that is a threat to the public at large, they have the authority and jurisdiction right

to shoot that drone down. That would be a awesome job Yeah, it would be I know some guys in the military get trained in like anti drone stuff, and they just have like It's like net guns or some shit. Yeah, those net guns are crazy. They just shoot him at the drone Nasa Nasa Nasa Nasa Oh, that's my boss. Oh, that's your those are your people those are that so that's yeah, that's just there is department

That's awesome Agencies said that at least until January 17th unmanned aircraft were barred from flying within a nautical mile of a specified space outlined in the FAA notice to airmen. This picture is kind of funny because it says repeated, God that looks like it, just a regular drone, repeated mysterious drone sightings over New I can see a drone coming from 20 miles. No, you can't. No way. No fucking way. Who said that? Theovon googled it and said that you could only see for like three miles. So I find that hard to believe I don't know if you can see it. I don't know if you can see it. I don't know if you can see it. I don't know if you can see it. I don't know if you can see it. I don't know if you can see it.

No fucking way who said that? Theovon googled it and said that you could only see for like three miles, so I find that hard to believe Yeah, there's no way you can see 20 miles Curvature of the earth and shit It's funny drones come like I always wondered if anyone bought those orange things or use those orange things like those cheesy landing things Hmm, that's funny What it why why are they cheesy I don't know like just land it wherever the fuck you want it's your drone Oh, okay. I see you're saying you know what I mean like like yes Like you pull your drone out and you get the remote out and you put out your little landing spot and it's like, I don't know,

I guess maybe to tell other people like, Hey, don't set your lawn chair up there or something. I don't know. I don't know why you put that on the ground. Well, if you can't see where you're taking off and landing from, maybe you just, just to remind you. Yeah. If you're like flying it from inside, maybe, I don't know. Hey, congratulations. you got a police department with balls no we're always the first one to take matters into our own hands yeah that's cool yeah we don't mess around hey wasn't it your police department that shoot away Hokel or Kamala or something at a funeral once yeah it was the family of the police officer who died. They turned around and said,

get back in your car. We don't want you here. Yeah, no way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Who was shot there? What was the officer? What was the situation again? Refresh me quickly. Jonathan Diller, he pulled up doing a stop and got shot underneath his vest unfortunately Wow Yeah, and you want to hear and Hoco was a big defund the police lady So when she tried to go to the funeral and make it into a political thing, she got fucked up good Yeah, no, she's awful. Yeah, real quick. Go back to that screen seven. You got to read this article. It's great It's crazy. It just broke last night. Go back to that screen. Yeah

Okay, it's a New York it's a New York Post article on the right-hand side Talking about the chief of the department of the New York City Police Department was a huge scandal. I Read it this morning. I was laughing my ass off. Oh shit And I read it this morning. I was laughing my ass off. Oh shit This oh shit. Oh, you're so good. This is what the show is really about fuck that Bible shit This is great here. I'm your buddy. Here we go. This is insane. Thank you, Jethro He was a predator NYP. He looks like a predator NYPD lieutenant recalls horrifying sex demands of top cop Jeffrey Madre What?

NYPD lieutenant allegedly in heroin go ahead go ahead Jethro and then I'll read it go ahead The descriptions of what happened in his office are crazy. You gotta read it Lieutenant are crazy. You got to read it. Listen to the, it's Lieutenant Kwafisha Epps. Kwafisha. What the fuck kind of name is that? Holy fuck. Hey dude, when I saw, before I go into this, when I saw the Fonny Willis trial and I saw all the lawyers and shit, I was like, oh my God, like we've devolved really into idiocracy. It was ridiculous just how,

an NYP Lieutenant alleged in a harrowing detail how the department's hulking cop preyed on her financial emotional vulnerabilities To repeatedly sexually demeanor in his police headquarters offer office according to the new complaint Lieutenant Kwafisha Epps was facing foreclosure and desperation to keep her home the first time chief Department Jeffrey Madre asked for sex she claimed in an exclusive interview. So she was basically couldn't afford the house she lived in and was wasting her money. And so to pay her more, she said, quote, he wanted to have anal sex with me, vaginal sex with me

and oral, the mother of three said. And what's crazy, he was always asking me to kiss his penis. And what's crazy, he was always asking me to kiss his penis Hey, what's the crazy to do Sheila she dresses like she's a whore Madre strongly denies Epps claims in one painful session He bent her over a sofa in his 13th floor office. She claimed to the post sobbing. I 13th floor office she claimed to the post sobbing. I kept asking him can you please stop then I stopped asking him to stop. Can you please just slow down you're hurting me you're hurting me she alleged. EPS 51 recently made headlines for being the NYPD's top earner at 400,000 which included more than 200,000 overtime. Oh so he was paying her $400,000 a year.

Oh, so he was paying her $400,000 a year. Is that what I'm reading, Jethro? Yeah, she was just a secretary in his, uh, in his office and she was making 200 grand overtime. Oh my God. The chief, the highest ranking, you, uh, uh, no, sorry. The chief, the highest ranking uniform cop on the force demanded unwanted sexual favors in exchange for overtime opportunities between June of 2023 and December 16th 2024 According to an equal opportunity employment discrimination claim

Greg Richie clip this please me laughing at this. This is great. I'm ready for round two. She alleged that Madre also used what he knew about her past as an incest survivor to take advantage of her according to the complaint. I think, so why did she finally come out Jethro? Because now she knows that she can sue and get like $10 million. Because she got, because internal affairs did a probe and she was getting $200,000 in overtime. She got scared.

She got caught. She got caught. Oh, shit. So then she just immediately outed him. So he was fucking him for money. And then when she got scared that it was going to fall apart. Wow. Yeah, God. Well, I have to guess he took video.

He sounds like a world-class scumbag. In the body of the article, you'll see she would walk into the office, he'll have his pants pulled down, rubbing his chest. It's like a Sopranos episode. I think he's a predator, she said. Hey, what's crazy is she's a predator she said Hey, what's crazy is she's a predator too like they met them they met their matches He'd say we're gonna save your house like you're supporting me when really you're just fucking me

Now he saved your house to when he was demanding sex He was forcing Epps to do odd favors involving other female officers according to the complaint filed by her lawyer odd favors involving other female officers according to the complaint filed by her lawyer. God damn. These people, these fucking people in these high positions, what the fuck is wrong with them? You think this guy was ever a good cop, Jethro? He did a lot of arrests. He did? He's very, very active. He's the highest ranking uniformed police officer in the NYPD. So you don't think he's a DEI hire? He's a black dude. He's a fat black dude. He's so fat that his ears are sunk in his head. He's a he's a very very active cop and he worked his way up just like Eric Adams. Right and by the way I'm not asking if he's a DEI hire because he's black. I'm asking if he's a DEI

hire because he's black and because I know that that's a liberal city and I know that they hire people just based on their skin color and sexual orientation. Hey maybe they here's the thing that sounds very discriminatory you're not allowed isn't there a space to accept in the uh liberal force of men who are prey on women? Yes. Seems a little closed-minded not to give those guys space, a safe space. Yes seems a little closed-minded not to give those guys space say a safe space Eps was working as an administrator for Madre as he moved up in the NYPD from chief housing to chief patrol But his alleged sex alleged sexual demands didn't start until June 2023 when he became chief of the department responsible for the entire 36,000 member force while this guy was a G

That's when she claimed she confided in him. She was facing bankruptcy and foreclosure. He told me I could do whatever overtime I needed, she recalled. He told me I was like his sister. But I've said the favors he demanded were anything but familial. He frequently sent her messages that said DAP slang for that ain't pussy, which meant he wanted anal sex he would also come into her office and ask me to kiss it she claimed in her complaint referencing his penis he used to tell her all the time he had a wish and a command and she would have to do it and he do what he said she claimed hey dude I think this

dude thought that she was down yeah she was she was down. She had sex with him 10 times in the office. Yeah, for sure. So she lost. No way. Bizarrely, he ordered her to pay for a bit. He ordered her to pay for a vacation to Miami from Audrey and his wife. Helen Epps claimed in her complaint bizarrely. Wow. He was there was a trip that I paid for, $2,700, she recalled. He said, make it look like a gift. He has a whole script of what to say to his wife. He also allegedly asked her to give her family's Lower East Side apartment,

which was in her kid's name, to a detective who worked for Madre. Man, this guy was a fucking gang lord. The first alleged sexual overture with Eps occurred in June, 2023 when Madre was sitting at his desk with his uniform pants open rubbing his chest through his white undershirt. He said he demanded about fucking me in my ass, Eps claimed. I said, but Chief, you're the chief of the department. He was like, but I'm still... Wow. This is the most descriptive article about.

Wow. Will you say this word Caleb? We need a black guy on the show. This is the best part of the whole article right here. I don't say that word on this show. No, no, I know you can't say that. I say a lot of words. I say I just don't say the hard R. You know what I mean? I don't say vinegar.

I just don't. Even I have my even I have my limits. I'm oppressed. I'm oppressed. I'm verbally oppressed, but I'm still a and it's a word that I say on the show often, but with an R at the end. Ah, yes. Read the next four lines. Then he asked her to go back. Jethro needs a producer credit for this. Then he asked her to go back to the back room in his office where he has a couch and bathroom she said. He bent me over the arm of the couch and then I tried to back away but he was

telling me just let me put it in a little bit she claimed. Next he reached into a locker near the couch and pulled out a jar of KY jelly from a top shelf in the back and rubbed it on himself she alleged. When she asked him to slow down, he said in a soft voice, I'm not trying to hurt you, baby. I'm not trying to hurt you, she recalled. The two had sexual intercourse about 10 times. Epsi claims she was raped by a relative starting when she was 4, said that she was afraid to tell anyone about Madre, who, who was I going to tell, tell she said who would believe me? God I hope she has video

Dude that's wild. Hey, what a convenient time to accuse somebody of misconduct misconduct after she was caught stealing Here you go. The attorney says she obviously She's obviously drowning in the deep end of the pool without a lifesaver She wants to take down as many people as she can This is completely meritless and we deny every aspect of it. Well, he's fucking guilty as shit And she's guilty as shit too, they're both very guilty. Yeah. Yeah Damn everyone's resigned from the department. There's a new commissioner. Oh man, that's a mess. Jesus, Sevan, stop.

Sorry. It looks like reading Smut, dude. That was crazy. I know, sorry. I'm like a, I'm like a fort. Hey, do you remember when like there was stuff that was only half that good, like in Playboy Magazine, like they had like a Dear Abby section where you could ask questions.

And now it's just in the New York Post and it's like twice as raunchy. And it used to be like that. It used to be like very vague allegations. Crazy, dude. How about that guy? What was the guy's name? Jethro, who worked in New York, he was like Matt, Matt Lauer. How about Matt Lauer?

Oh, yeah. He had a Yeah people would fucking come into his office and he'd push a button and it would lock the door behind him and then he would fucking bend, bend, bend. He's a Jew? No he's another G just like this guy. Oh yeah. I was gonna say Jews don't do that. I'm gonna say Jews don't do that. Jews run. Epstein, we run, I'm not a Jew, but we run, I wanna be, we run brothels. I can partake in that shit. God, I wanna see, so that, is that guy, have you ever seen that guy in person, Jethro? No, but he's on television all the time. Whenever there's a high profile shooting or crime,

he's the one that's giving the press conference. Oh my god, he's massive. Oh yeah, he's huge. He's got to be about 450 pounds. The thing is with this, the way it works over here, if he resigns before he gets brought up on charges, he gets his full pension. Oh. So he's done. I wonder what this dude's dick looks like. I wonder if it looks like a puff adder.

This guy, this guy is so big. Oh my goodness. This is a Hulk of a man. Yeah, like he's the kind of guy who always has to be leaning on something. Yeah. Or out of breath every 30 seconds. Wow.

That's exactly, yeah. He's out of breath walking from the parking lot to the elevator Hey, they just got to transfer him to a different department. It'll go away He doesn't need to do anything else 25 30 35 years. I don't know why can you imagine the HR department for the fucking New York Police Department? Oh No, oh no nightmare 35,000 cops you do the math. Yeah, like every five thousand every five minute. There's a complaint coming in 24 hours 24 hours a day. Oh

My god 24 hours, 24 hours a day. Oh my God. Wow. Hey, when are other women going to come out? I mean, I don't think like, like if you do that, you don't just do it to one girl. You know what I mean? You don't think that's a one-off? No. No. You know what I mean? You don't think that's a one-off? No No Okay I'm trying to think of like i'm trying to think of like the bad things i've done. I never do any bad things like

Like you know, like when you start teeping people's houses, you don't just keep you want you in high school Like you do one and you just fucking next thing, you know, you're doing them every weekend Yeah, you don't ding dong dish one house you doing that. Yeah the whole neighborhood. Yeah, totally You don't get into a little bit of firecrackers you get into a lot of firecrackers. Yeah You know what I mean? Um Yeah, there was a there was a I remember in the seventh or eighth grade There was a this really busy street and me and my buddies would just put shit in The street to fuck with cars like you know like

Take a string and tie it between two trash cans and let the car drive through it It pulls the trash cans behind him and that just became shit We did like every weekend for like you know what I mean a year Like just coming up with different ideas of things to fuck with cars that drive by Send me some good lives Seve does your new beard come with those wooden beads you put over the seat Never understood those Melissa odier was watching Dave's show. Thank you so much. It's really good to hear and see him.

Yeah, it was great to see him. Hey, Jethro, when you call in, I always get some people telling me how cool it is when you call in. You're one of the rare people. A lot of people get fucking ass pounded. People love it when you call in. Oh, really? Yeah, people love it when you call in.

Oh, thanks, guys. I try to give a little bit to the show every single time. Yeah, it's good. How is everything? How's the family? Good. I'm just finished up wrapping up my presence right now. How's the kids dancing coming? It's really it's good to the point where he's dancing a lot, a lot. And it's you know, he we take him 50 minutes away every day. So it's 50 minutes there, 50 minutes back,

and you can imagine Long Island's crazy traffic. Oh, five zero? Our 15 minutes. Five zero, yeah. Hey, that's a tough field to be in, right? Because you can be so talented, but the avenues for expression, you almost have to be an entrepreneur

to get the accolades you deserve as a dancer, right? Because there's so many, it's like always the front man who's getting all the attention and no one else, right? Yeah, it's kind of a sticky situation. He came into this new dance company a little late, but they really wanted him on the front of the dances. He's pretty talented.

I'm not saying that because I'm his dad, but he does the solos and everything. Some people might have a negative look to him. Oh, he came new and now he's getting all these good spots, but he's a junior in high school. He'll be a senior next year. People have noticed him. They know who he is and they search him out and It's a tough avenue because what is he gonna do the top of the top of the food chain? Our professional ballet dancers can travel the world or you could dance for a famous artist and travel the world there

Yeah, or or choreography. That's it's pretty much it the politics That's it's pretty much it the the politics tick-tock Not so much the politics it's just getting your foot in the door What does he do this he go to college and spend about? $300,000 on a education for dance or does he go right to work? because we know kids have done right to work and Perform for a lot of major artists traveling the world. He loves traveling the world. What's his personality like? Is he a good kid?

Does he walk in the room and say hi to people and make eye contact and shake hands? And is he good with kids and shit like that? Yeah, so I have a good example. I went to a party like five years ago and there's this kid from Massapeque where I live. I walked into the party, I'm like, that kid is like not like all the other kids.

This kid is someone and he ended up being a sunny Milano. He played a hockey for the Columbus Blue Jackets. Pretty good, good, pretty, pretty good player. And he's got that look to him. Like you walk into a room and it's like, Oh, he definitely stands out. Oh, your son does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, he's good looking kid. You know, he's got a nice hairstyle. He's, he's pretty ripped. So, I mean everyone likes him because, because it never stops. It never stops being a, uh, popularity contest. It's all, you know what I mean? It's like shaking hands, smiling, being, knowing what to say. Um, it being nice to people's kids, you know, just all that shit.

You know that stuff like your kids, cause you've brought them to the point where adults notice office. people's kids, you know, just all that shit. You know that stuff like your kids because you've brought them to the point where Adults notice office. That's a good kids. You had the well-behaved They know how to speak to people, you know, we've we've taught yet to be like that. So You know also people like like there could be someone that you don't maybe you don't give two shits about but if they're they come Over your house and they talk to your kid and they're nice to your kid You You're like, alright that person's cool. Like they go up in your in your favor Their gold. Yeah So like I'm what I'm saying is is if like he's dancing if he's in a room and Madonna's there and she's got her fucking Little kids there and he's over there playing with the kids. That's points from Madonna's like, oh, that's a good dude

He's giving my kids attention Absolutely, you know that yeah. Hey, does teach? Does he get into teaching at all? Has he gotten into teaching? So it's crazy. He's got, ever since he was a little, little kid, he's got a crazy photographic memory. That's why he's so good in school. So if you think about it, he's in about 10 or 11 dances himself. So he has to know all the choreography. But since he watches all the dancing that's happening in the studio, he knows all the dances for all the kids. Wow. Oh my gosh. He remembers all the dances, all the moves and everything. So you could break out, say, what was a X song from the 2019 season that you performed?

Oh this is it right here boom boom boom. Which is a plus for him because if he goes into choreography he'll be able to remember all that stuff. Man and he doesn't he probably is too young to know this now but how lucky that he found his passion. You know some people most people probably go their whole life never find their passion. No he's we knew when he was doing high level gymnastics that we said whenever you're ready to stop doing gymnastics and dance You let us know and he did it's been pretty pretty successful. So that's awesome All right, dude. Yeah, thank you I'll see you. I'll see you in February What's February?

I'll see you in February. What's February? Broken Science. I'm going to head on over to Los Angeles. Oh, okay. I don't even know about that. Whose house is that? Where is that? My buddy Luke.

He's a doctor out in Echo Park. Oh, yes. I know him. Okay. I know him. I met him in Boston. Short guy. Yeah, shorter than you maybe.

Yeah, yeah. I think he might. That's how I remember him. Yeah, he's hosting the event. So he actually is like a guest coach at my place. He's from that's a Piqua. So he's a, he's a ER doc. He's a cool dude. That's a really good. Yeah. Yeah. He's awesome. Pardon talks about him. Yeah. He's, he's a good dude. So he invited me out. So I'm booking a flight out over to a broken science on in February. Okay, cool. See you there Simon lady guys. Bye later, dude. I don't know if I've ever met Jethro in person. I

Don't know if I have either I Want to Ken Walters my cousin ditched college years ago and started traveling with pianist Laurie Lyne as a sixth chair sex advocate, sax player, and then ended up with Doc Severinsen. He tells everyone he teaches and takes shots. He teaches take a shot first. Yeah, I think so too. Jeremy, let's talk about how tarted your only friend, only fan's friend is for wasting hours of our time by choosing a rando for the trip.

Okay. Okay. She didn't pick Heidi or Brianna? She didn't pick Heidi or Brianna? I think she is going to do something with Heidi or Brianna. I just don't know what. Oh shit, it's almost time to go to tennis. Oh shit. Involving big increases in administrative staff at American public schools.

Take a look at the early 2000s when it comes to administrative staff, principals and assistant principals, teachers and students. Okay. And the graph keeps on rising. Whoa! 2021, 95% administrative staff. Hey, that's right at the launch of Instagram too, by the way. Just saying. What's the correlation there? I'm not sure there is one, but just look, look at it. It's at a low in like 2011 and then Instagram has launched and now administrative staff for costs has skyrocketed. Just a note. No like, no blame, no, just a note. Okay, here we go. No, no, like, no blame, no, just a note. Okay, here we go. Wow.

So if you've kept up with anything that's going on the past few years, you know that much of the swell in administration these days in American public schools involves DEI consultants, mental health and wellness experts, you know, all of these things that are supposed to help students from the top down. Yet, yet, according to the NAEP's Nations Report card, more than half of American students are still not proficient

in reading and math. Look it up. The heavy administration only hurts students. Nourish your children's mind with knowledge, the knowledge that is not being taught in schools. We've got you covered. Pragerukids.com. New findings involving big. I bet you it's like all DEI and mental health shit. Yeah, for sure. And they don't do anything. No, they just show up to work and wait till somebody asks them the question and

hang out at the water cooler, bullshit with some other fucking teachers and they're getting paid probably more than the teachers are and because they're doing so much work on paper. God, fucking administrators. I really hope Doge just fucking cleans house. Did you see the the Argentinian? They're like no longer in a recession for the first time in like over a decade. Yeah After they cut out like 80% Yeah government initiatives that they had Could you imagine

Like that fucking the thing that just spent a billion dollars, said that they're going to spend a billion dollars on Ecuador. Imagine if we didn't have that. We would have a billion dollars on a country we don't give a fuck about. Right. Well, and it's just money laundering. Yeah, for sure. Hey, if you really want to be impactful, use that billion dollars just to fly Americans down there. And just just to visit for two weeks, just to make the people in our country smarter, to give them, you know, look at a different culture and see what's down there. That's it. That would, that would be way more impactful. You want to help their economy, you want to help their country, you want to help the planet,

just fly Americans down there, two-week trips until the whole billion dollars is done. That would have a greater impact. We should just bring back colonization. That too. And then we can just, and then we just spread. We could gentrify Ecuador. Yeah, there you go, gentrify Ecuador. That's the new initiative. Oh my God, I figured it out.

Gentrify Ecuador. Yeah. Jake Chapman, Heidi and Kylie are meeting up and judging the dick pics she received from seven East is Was there a dick pic sharing session? I? Don't know but I missed it. Oh I didn't see any dick pics in there I can't wait till there's a fucking news news story in the New York Post or the New York Times and it says

popular podcast has cult following where 20 of the men were or not have been sending dick pics to the women in the Organization called seven on East is some crazy shit gets in that chat. I'll tell you I sent mine they laughed Relax I care about Ecuador me too. I care about Ecuador chat man the Because they're all they're all like mafia gang members or something. Yeah, Ecuador president. I love Ecuador. If it's that Ecuador president, they arrested 859 people. Oh, no, I'm not thinking of Ecuador. What country? Oh oh El Salvador. Okay, how rude of me how insensitive? I got my Ecuador and El Salvador confused damn it, dude

How dare you? Boo this man. Oh, I got my Latin's compute confused Okay, please don't stop your sponsorship I love paper street coffee Love you What's the capital of El Salvador Capital of El Salvador, I think I've been there. San Salvador. Oh yeah, I knew it was something confusing. Yeah, I've been there. I've been to all those places. Ecuador, El Salvador, San Salvador. What's the capital of Ecuador.

Quito. What is it? Q-U-I-T-O. Quito? I wonder if I've been there. Quito. That doesn't sound familiar to me. Wow, Gabe already knew it.

Look at this guy. He's from there. He's one of them. He's one of them. He's one of those Ecuadorians? He's one of those. He's Ecuadorian. Quitoans?

I think Jethro is too, to be honest. I think they're both Ecuadorians. Oh wow. Yeah, they all look the same. Yes. I mean to me they do. That's fucked up dude. Like you can tell the difference if you go to Africa, like every country you go to you can tell the difference. like uh Some somalians look nothing like kenyans look nothing like sudanese look nothing like, you know They all look fucking different people right they're black, but you're never like, oh, you're just a black guy It's not like that at all. You can tell you're oh, you're a somalian. You're a you know, ethiopian right, but the ecuador san salvador nicaragua fucking There it's all the same the people I think am I right Gabe you guys all look the same Are there nuances to your features nose widths heights shit like that dick size I

Mean fucking Ethiopians and Somalians have the craziest skinniest heads it would it look just like your head But if you fucking put a vice on it and squeezed it in oh That's weird. Yeah Are they all the same Gabe can you Gabe can you tell the difference between like an Ecuadorian and a fucking Like trying to sign the difference between like a Laotian and a Filipino. Oh, yeah, Columbia Colombians look different That's true. Yeah, cuz they just all have fat asses. They all look like drug lords. That too.

I was... here we go. I was in Japan and the guy hosted me confessed he can't tell the difference between Japanese, Koreans, Taiwanese, and Chinese. No. You can definitely tell the difference between Japanese, Koreans, Taiwanese, and Chinese? No. You can definitely tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese. You can tell the difference between Koreans and Chinese people. Yeah. They don't look fucking anything alike. I don't know. I couldn't

tell you what the differences are, but I can definitely tell the difference. Like we've had we've had Japanese students and Korean students at this school and you can tell the difference Yeah, yeah My god there were some hot Korean chicks I went to high school with it was crazy Trying to get yourself a waifu, huh? Is that what they're called waifus? Yeah Koreans just don't have a signature haircut. You know, that might be it So there you go Some differences from native Venezuelan to native Peruvian. It's hard to

Hmm. Yeah, I think Venezuelans have they're kind of their own look to another country with just a fucking absurd amount of fucking hot chicks Yeah just a fucking absurd amount of fucking hot chicks. Yeah. Are you looking at this? Yeah. Oh shit. I knew that I went to high school with this, this chick. She was cool. I didn't know her very well. She was like one of the smartest chicks in the school. the misconstrued as I was calling her a chink. G-Chink? G-Chink, yeah. But she was fucking cool. I remember calls any chick long hair. She was cute. She was a dork. God, she was All right, it's probably time to go. How do I get the audio on this?

Where the fuck's the audio button? There should be a thing on like the top. Top there by the play button. Okay, thank you. I hate this question. I've seen these on like TikTok and things, but I think I'm a solid 7. 7? Yeah.

Okay. I'll take a 7. 1 to Yeah. I'll take a 7. I'll rate her like a 10 and a half. What would you rate yourself? Like a low 5 or 4. Would you rate him 1 to 10? This gentleman on screen, Kenny KO, I would rate as an 8.5. Nah.

Same. And what would you rate yourself? I'm gonna rate myself at a humble 9. Is that a woman? What would you rate yourself? I would if anyone asked me that I would just give everyone a ten. Oh Nine I would if anyone asked me that I would just give everyone a ten. Oh You're one of those huh? Yeah, I everybody's hot and everybody should everybody is beautiful person

Nah, dude, you gotta write that shit how it is. I'm always it's I just told you I'm a ten I'm a ten seve. What would you rate yourself right now? I'm a ten I'm like a six for gay dudes. I'm a 10. I'm like a six. For gay dudes I'm a two. For gay dudes and old black women I'm a 10. Yeah for old black women I'm a fucking 20. But I'm a fucking 10. Listen you've heard the term of you've heard the term, a scooter, to call a girl a scooter. Have you heard that term? No, what? It's you wanna ride it, but you don't want your friends to see you on it.

You haven't heard that term? You haven't heard that? No, I've never heard that. Yeah. That's crazy, okay. I like it. Yeah, I'm like the world's best scooter for women. Like if they were left on alone on an Island with me, they'd be like, God,

I'm glad it was you. I'm glad it wasn't, you know, like, um, uh, down pepper. You know what I mean? Okay. I only opened there like they want down pepper, but if they, you got, you got to pick someone to get a secure vote, like quiet vote. Like everyone just gets the vote. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. You want me as long as there's a fridge full of food, no real man shit has to be done. Yeah. I'm a 10. I'm good. I'm cool. I'm fine. Might be able to build a fire.

I'm fine. I'm easy. I'm like, I'm like the, I'm like the, I'm, I'm, I'm the male scooter. You don't want your friends to know, but you could company. Yeah. You want to, yeah, I'm like that. I'm like the man. I'm the male scooter. You don't want your friends to know but You good company. Yeah, you want to yeah, I'm good company you want to test it out. I want to sample it Yes, you have suspicions that are correct Male scooters crazy Oh, that's funny I have to justify my self-esteem at every turn the the the

the the the the the the the the boxed wine on the hill. Yeah, it's gonna be fine. What did what what would Madre say? See, whatever the police chief would say, it's gonna be fine. I'm not trying to hurt you.

Um In case you're curious why uh trump was elected, uh, this is for anyone who's like fuck I don't understand why he was elected. I don't understand how he's like this. This is why he was elected right here. Okay. This is, this is why, uh, the black folk and the hippies, this is why, uh, us black folk voted for Trump. Uh, here you go. Where's the riots or the protest?

Well, where's black lives matter? Where is the riots? Where are the protests? Where is Black Lives Matter? The most fucking adorable girl you've ever seen in your fucking life. This seven-year-old girl was killed by a fucking illegal alien who was released from fucking jail after ICE fucking told them to fucking hold this fucking piece of shit wow you look up cutest girl in the world and picture this fucking girl where's the n-a-a-c-p where's the the black outrage i don't hear nobody. Why? Where is all this? Where is all this anger? Oh, I forgot. It doesn't fit the narrative. It doesn't fit the narrative. Why doesn't it fit the narrative? Because it ain't a white person. That's why it doesn't doesn't fit the

narrative. This precious little angel. But you don't hear person. That's why it doesn't like George Floyd. Give him statues. But where's her statue? I don't hear nobody. Where is the riot? And that's why you're a fucking pussy, Craig Richie. And that's why it's fucking a joke. And that's why I can laugh about fucking not knowing someone's name or what

country they're from or what fucking is important for fucking CrossFit Games athletes because because of that Because of what this foe show does and because we hold complete moral authority over you fucking morons And I'm not you can still do what you want to do And you can still play that finger fuck But that's why. Alright guys love you. Talk to you later. Caleb thanks for joining me.

Glad you're back with your family buddy. You too. Pace yourself on the humping. Love you guys. Bye bye.