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do not reflect those of mental professionals for the mental community. Duh. This is called Melanotan II. It's supposed to accelerate tanning and it's also supposed to increase sexual arousal. And I think that the second one is actually more of a side effect than it is the main goal.

Everybody wants to know how to reconstitute these things. Remember the first thing is that you need the bacteriostatic water. The second thing that you need to do is you are constantly using these alcohol swabs. Now here's the thing, you got two separate needles. Never reuse the same needle. So what I'm gonna end up doing is I'm gonna put

two milliliters of water into there. It's just sucking the water in there. Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's how you know that the peptides are good. Now I'm insane. So I like to re-sterilize the top of it. I just put the pad on there and I just twist it and I'm just gonna go right here right next to my belly button. So I pull this out, put the tip in. Yeah, just the tip. There's no air bubbles in there. So you give it a flick, the bubbles rise at the top. Pull this out and I just stick it in my stomach right there.

Very slight little pinch. It's like the world's smallest bee. It doesn't even matter. And done. Just like that. Bam! We're live! I haven't played that one in a while. I'm so glad I don't have to- Oh, Caleb, hi. Hi. I was actually thinking about texting you and harassing you I'm here. I know that was crazy. It's all the five-minute delay and I said I can squeeze the shit out in that time

Oh, that's awesome. Did you yeah I did. Oh, that's right. Do you have to go somewhere you have one you have the ability internally? internally internal plumbing you will I the ability internally. Internally internal plumbing. You will. I got it dude at three in the morning. It got so windy and stormy here at the beach. It blew. It snapped off the umbrella on the patio. Oh my God. Yeah.

I got to tell Sarah that this morning just snapped it right off a steel one. That's hard to do. It must've been really bad. Yeah. And, and this patio has some barriers too. Dude, it was so loud. I had my window open last night and it got so loud. I was sleeping in this king-size bed with Avi and it was like probably 3 or 4 in the morning. And I go, it was so loud. And I go, are you awake? He goes, yeah. I'm like, you hear the storm? He's like, yeah.

I was like stoked. Like I was a little kid again. It's like we're like coyotes outside or, uh, yeah. Yeah. And then at my parents house, they're just started roaming around and like howling. And then you hear the little baby ones and you're like, I think I'll just stay up and listen to them. Honestly. It's pretty cool. Like a little kid again, Heidi, you ready this morning? I'm going to need you big time. Jake Chapman's here. Is he here? little kid again. Heidi, you ready this morning? I'm going to need you big time. I'm Jake Chapman. Is he here? Okay. I came up with these two in the shower. You guys ready?

This is the show where you guys make me rich. You guys ready? Uh, you're so, and I'm gonna have to go back and watch the show and write down all the jokes and then publish a book on Amazon and get rich. They have to be all original jokes. Uh, I'll take anything, you know, like I'll take racism and racist jokes, dirty jokes. But I, but, but I came up with this theme. You're so progressive. You have a subscription for purple hair dye on Amazon. You're so liberal. You have three moms. Those are my first two Wow Those are good, yeah, let's go Rambas ready. Thank you. I was pretty I was happy with those

Is your subscription like a visit like a quarterly thing every three months? The purple hair dye now you're so you're so liberal. You have a blue hair subscription at Amazon monthly blue hair subscription You're so liberal, you have a blue hair subscription at Amazon. Monthly blue hair subscription. Oh, it's green here, shit, don't ruin my joke. It's a start, yeah, thank you, thank you. Kenneth, see how Jeremy, that's Jeremy's a parent, Kenneth. Oh, you're probably a parent too, but see how he did that? Yeah.

Well, it's getting better. Hey, that's a nice touch affixed to the joke. You're so progressive. You have purple hair dye on auto ship. There you go. That's good. Got it developed. Listen, it's just a simple... I mean, if you saw the your mama jokes in the... Your mama... Some of them are so stupid. Some of them are like your mama's Fell down and created the Grand Canyon. I'm like Your mama's side jumped in the air and got stuck that one's good That one is good. You think a polymorphous you're so liberal you think a polymorphous relationship is still too restrictive Okay, I don't know what polym poly polyamorous. It's like you want multiple partners.

You're so right. No, wrong show, Pat. I'll read the wrong show. Pat, wrong show. You're so right wing, you celebrate the release of cop stompers. Stompers? They'd like to be stumped with a joke. Stumped them with a patty pat, patty. So, uh, you're so liberal, if illegal aliens raped and murdered your daughter, you'd feel sorry for them.

So that one's Dar. Hi. That's just you. Don't interrupt me again. I'll make you go outside. Oh, okay. Seve, can't understand my jokes. I understand it.

No, I understand. Just got a big word in it. You're so liberal, you think Sleepy Joe won the election in 2020. That's about as good as the Grand Canyon one. Yeah. Oh, this is good. He flipped the script. You're so conservative, you care about health and fitness.

Wow. That's a good one. Yeah, that is good. He flipped the script. You're so conservative. You care about health and fitness. Wow. That's a good one. Yeah, that's good. I know. You're so liberal that during a show making fun of liberals, you feel like the need to make a joke about conservatives to fulfill the DEI requirement. Little long. You're so conservative. You. Yeah, I don't know how to go with that one. It doesn't get short. Thank you. Now you're working with us, Pat.

Don't do, Pat, whatever you do, don't stifle the creativity here. Jason Miller. You're so progressive. You want to stand in line for six hours to get the wrong color hair dye from the government. Wow. Oh, levels. One has layers. Wow. Wow. How long we got government. Wow. Ah, levels. That one has layers, dude. Wow. Wow.

How long you got layers? Wow. You're so progressive that you think the government... You're pissed that you have to buy hair dye from Amazon. You think the government should deliver it. Some shit like that. I like it. Okay. That's good. Uh-oh. Okay. Matthew. Great. From the south. You're so black. The only difference between you and Midnight is $11.59.

Now listen, that one sounds like you... that doesn't sound like you made that up. It has to be original content. You're so liberal you value cowlives more than human. Oh shit. You're so liberal you have JAN6 tattooed on your lower back. Wow. Okay I got one. You're so liberal you knelt on both knees for George Floyd. You're so liberal you knelt for 12 minutes for George Floyd. Oh nice.

You're so liberal. You cut off your penis, but still have sex with women. I didn't even get that and I like it. Jesus. I swear to fucking God, dude. I swear to God. You're on the wrong show, buddy. You're so conservative. You send your kids to get molested and say nothing because

you're afraid the priest you might hurt you might go to hell That one's good, okay pat you're so liberal you let 12 packies rape your daughter Oof, uh, you're so liberal you think Annette's doing a good job. It's a little too inside. Listen, Marco, if I'm going to get rich off this book. It's got to be inclusive. Yeah, it's got to be inclusive. Well said, Caleb.

Thank you. That's good. You're not being inclusive, Marco. You're so liberal, you think Joe Biden's doing a good job. Oh, that could even be a good one, even though this wasn't meant to be a joke. You're so liberal, you spell all your words the European way, like color and theater. You spell theater, blah, blah, blah. Say it again?

Favoret. It's like F-A-V-Favourite. F-A-V-O-U-R-I-T. Is that how they do that one? F***ed up too? Favourite? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah. Uh oh, this one sounds like it's stolen too. How do you keep a liberal busy? Please turn over on both sides of a piece of paper.

Oh, oh. That's good. Uh, Ben, you're so liberal, you're excited to be homeless after your house burnt down. What's crazy is that they're probably not excited about being homeless. Did you see that chick that slept with a hundred guys? She was crying afterwards and like you thought it was because and it was because she was upset that some guys felt like they didn't get they didn't ejaculate and some guys didn't get long enough. Yeah Yeah, she it was like a record she was going for a record of like a hundred guys and in like an hour or something and

then They just sat her down for like a post game interview or whatever They were like, so what what what, how do you feel? And then she just started like balling. Yeah. And you thought it was going to be like, cause she felt gross or something. Yeah. Like she's yeah, I would imagine I, that's what I thought was going to come out of her mouth.

It's like, Oh my God, I can't believe I let that happen. And then she was like, I told him in the email that it would be five minutes, but some of them only got two or three. What? You're so liberal, you use public school as your daycare. You're so liberal, you believe in public school. Wow. You're so liberal, you hate black people.

Has anyone compared, has anyone looked at Waz's viewership compared to last year? It's going to be hard to compare them now because there's going to be so many like views afterwards, right? Right. Because I mean, he has a year of a year of views on it now. This one's just just I guess he could look maybe somehow you can look at it from just the week that it happened. I don't know how that would work. How do you keep a liberal busy all day? Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner. How to keep uh Oh, look, I think Pat maybe had a good, uh, I think Paci is spelled P a K K I. I mean, I don't know for sure. Can you look in urban dictionary? How do you spell Paci? Yeah. Let me do a quick Google. You're so liberal. You donated your daughter to the Paci's.

You're so liberal you think 10 centimeters equals 10 inches. Oh wow. I don't know when the behind the scenes drop is tell you the truth. It might get stuck behind the paywall. There's just some shit going on. We got to figure out. Yeah, it's just P-A-K got to figure out yeah, it's just p.a.k.i P.a.k.i 1k just just so you know google says that it is offensive and british well a

Contemptuous a contemptuous term for a person from Pakistan or South Asia by birth or descent especially one living in Britain So it's okay if we say in the United States, however, you're in Britain. You can't say it. Can't say it, that's offensive. Yeah, it's a kind of a fun word to say. Packy. Packy, tranny.

Anything that- You can call the army. You can call the Armenians armies if you want. I'm cool with it. Really? Yeah. Is that like- I live in LA God, you wouldn't believe how many armies there are They do have a drug very term for uh, Armenians, I guess armos, I guess that's the derogatory term. I know

What are you I like this doesn't even bother me at all Doesn't make sense Okay, you're so liberal you think a tampon Tim is a term of endearment. Oh What is a tampon Tim? You're so conservative you you know wave to your friend Oh geez, you're so conservative you wave to your friend of a sig aisle You spelled sig wrong Pat, please please tell me you didn't think he was actually doing the Nazi salute. Please tell me we're on the same page with that. Please.

Oh, this is good. You're so progressive. You think a 64 box of crayons is not diverse enough. You want to outlaw the 64 box of crayons is not diverse enough. It's solid. You want to outlaw the 64 box of crayons? Uh, you're so liberal. Uh, what? It has a sharpener on it. Why would you want to get rid of it? It's an amazing thing. Here's the, I know, wasn't the sharpener amazing as a kid? So cool. When they came out with that, I was like, oh my God, these crayons are going to last forever. Because before you would just turn it into nubs and then you like,

couldn't even draw. You couldn't even like color well with them. Right. But when they came out with the sharpener, so nice game. You're so liberal. You walk to molest children to save the planet from global warming. Oh, wow. Oh, you're so liberal. Your white van, your white child molester van is electric. You walk to molest. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. I got it.

She needs our compassion, Pat. She did a thousand fuckers. She needs our compassion. No, no, there's two chicks. One of them did a hundred and one of them did a thousand. Actually. And then another one together now, right? They're doing videos together now, right?

Oh, I don't know about that. I've seen, I've seen them like on Instagram in the same videos now probably they're all trying to like one up each other now eventually they're gonna I don't know what's gonna happen they're just gonna get I don't know you're just gonna disintegrate you're so conservative you try and work so that your wife can stay home with your kids. Oh, that's good Hmm good You're so little you have your wife work so that she you can stay home with the kids Her soul is destroyed I pray she comes to repentance

So because she let 1027 men put their penis in her, her soul is destroyed. Does that mean that the penis and the vagina are somehow the gateway to heaven? The soul? I'd love to hear the... The gateway to the soul, probably. I'd like to see the explanation for that. The scientific explanation for that. Yeah. the soul? I'd love to hear the... I'd love to see the... Hey, where's the soul probably? I'd like to see the explanation for that.

The scientific explanation for that. Yeah, that's interesting. I guess she's made a fuckload of money off of it though. What if you put a thousand different objects in your vagina? Like you put an ice cube in there, and then like a ballpoint pen, and then like a finger, pen and then like a finger and then you know what I mean like one at a time like simultaneously and they weren't actually yeah one at a time I put a thousand different objects in my

vagina in a 24-hour period hmm I picked probably really small diameter. Taylor is going to do that with his butthole. He's going to dilate it over the span of 24 hour period. I just watched to see how bad the whole coverage was other than Bill and Chase. Listen. And Barclay. I don't know how to explain it. The coverage. But like, I just didn't care if it was good or bad. Because I was just watching it to report on it. So I was just obsessed the whole time anyway, because I did, I wanted to be prepared for the shows. Right. So it would be easy to rip on it, but I didn't, I didn't like,

like if I was a parent and my kid was there, like I wouldn't care. I would just be watching. Your kid was competing. Yeah. Like that's how I felt. Like I was just like, okay, it's like, it's like a few, if your kids at a high school, let's say you're away on a business trip and your kids in a high school football game and they just have one wide shot of the field. And so you're in your hotel room eating the M and M's in the, in the, you know, that they have there in the room and you're just like, you know, you just finished jerking off to some porn and you're watching your kid play football. And it's like, I would just be happy. I got to see it.

I mean, yeah, it's so hard. It's so hard for me to judge it. Cause I don't care. Do you know what I mean, yeah, it's so hard. It's so hard for me to judge it Because I don't care Hmm. Do you know what I mean? Like but but I mean you could point out a million things Like having a wide cam on the on the bleachers that was shaking having it at a weird angle cutting away at the good I mean it was just and then also I'm just now I'm just complaining but the YouTube commercials popping in in the middle of Shit happening too. So not only are you getting cut away like in the middle of my in the middle of somebody's lift

Yeah, why can they turn that off? Why don't they turn that off? I don't know but they totally can Someone send Dylan a text. That's an easy fix Yeah, that kept happening to me too. I'm signed in on someone else's TV so I don't have my YouTube read. You're so liberal that you only shoplift things made from recyclable materials. Wow, that's solid. Nice. You're so liberal you think being a vegan makes a difference and is healthy. You're so liberal you think men can have babies because you think Michelle Obama is a man. I think that's a conservative thing. Yeah you lost that but I appreciate you sound like you might be getting on board Pat. Getting

there. Caleb's on a roll love seeing him on spins. Oh, I call that the grandma effect, meaning it's only good for those in the position of grandma. Oh, okay. Oh, you're so liberal, your wife makes you sucker dick. Wow. That's the best one so far. Your wife makes you... Okay. That's solid. It's good. That's good. Please tell me you laugh every time you see Elon throw his heart out to the crowd. Yeah, I do. He's hilarious. This is pretty funny. I saw the night of the crone doing it. Yeah. I saw this. I don't have a prone doing it. Yeah, I saw this meme of like there are two types. It's a picture It's a picture of Baron and Elon saying next or as a video of

Elon and Baron sitting next to each other and it's like after Trump said that we're gonna go to Mars and It said it's like there are two types of autism in the world and they're standing right next to each other and Baron's just sitting there all like and they're standing right next to each other and Barron's just sitting there all like proper and business like and then Elon's like we're going to Mars baby let's go. You're like what the fuck is going on? Yeah. Did you see, God do I have it? Oh I don't have it in my notes why not? Did you see someone did lip reading on what Barron said to, uh, Biden and then what Melania then said to Baron? No.

Baron leaned over and shook Biden's hand and he goes, it's on. And then when he turned around and then you see Biden's face go and go into that Alzheimer's stare and then Melania whispers to Baron try and be nice How can he be nice? You tried to kill his dad. Holy shit, really? Yeah You're still liberal you think abbreviating the names of groups of people to pack your Jap is racist. Oh, I like that. That's good You're so you're so liberal you think you still say n-word You're so liberal, where's Jake Chapman you're so liberal you didn't cross the street when seeing minorities walking towards you I like that and then you lost your wallet. I think you can just say blacks. You can say it

You can get you can go to knock- knock knock jokes as long as they attack liberals. Oh, the real Matthew. No, her soul is filled with jizz. I don't know what Craig Ritchie's wife has to do with this, but solid. Okay, I like it. Okay, I like it. What's gonna happen when the DMs come out showing Craig Richie hitting on other girls? Huh? You think you think Jizz is gonna like that? I think she already knows. No, not one girl did 1000 in a day. Another girl did 1000 and less than that, I believe.

Yeah, they're two different chicks. In a day another girl did one thousand and less than that. I believe Yeah, they're two different chicks I think some something else was destroyed and sore not her soul More like her vagina was destroyed This is a whole show with the chat, I don't know if I've ever done that no, it's kind of fun I've always been kind of against it I always felt it was lazy well when your internet goes out that's the first place I go hey listen MLK you have to you're not allowed to comment unless you unless you do one liberal joke.

Oh, you think she'd get an infection from that? From what you were saying is just objects, a thousand objects. Put a thousand objects in your body, in your vagina, then yeah, you get an infection. But not penises. Hey dude, I wonder if before she started... They all get that? If I was her advisor, I would tell her to squirt a whole tube of Neosporin in her vagina before she started. That'll do it.

Yep. You just, that's all you use Neosporin is KY jelly. That's right. I think she had like a doctor on standby. Like there was, there was like a team of doctors Will like work that went through and tested every single person that came into that room You're so she was blowing she said she was blowing dudes to get them hard too Yeah, yeah, cuz I think at the end I remember I can't imagine blowing a random, dude

Me well, I mean you're a dude I Don't know it just feels like you shouldn't I should know someone What do you mean before I blow like I Okay Yeah, just pick myself with a penis in my mouth Before I blow him like I should Okay Yeah, just pick myself with a penis in my mouth and I'm like, yeah I should probably know the person like I just like okay. I'm gonna today later on today when I walk down the street I'm just gonna imagine myself blowing randoms. They'll walk by me Armand walks up high again. I may spontaneously throw up. You're so liberal. You we'll be Goldberg is Orthodox Jew?

Bradley Martin's crazy, dude. How'd she go on that show? What if it was your daughter? Jesus. I watched 10 minutes of the stream this year and I'm bored. I called that the grandma effect meaning it's only good for those in the position grandma. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you. I understood that the grandma effect meaning it's only good for those in the position grandma. Thank you, Andrew. I thank you I understood exactly what you were saying And that's like the the parent effect, right? That's like what I was saying if you're in the hotel room and you're the dad like you don't care about the Production you just want to see oh My god Lily's managers or mom. Oh shit, really?

She must have been a she man Oh my god, Lily's manager's her mom. Oh shit, really? She must have been a... she... oh man. You're so liberal, you think masks are contraception? No, Mrs. Burns, we need a liberal joke as a buy-in. Yeah. I don't know if she's capable of that. She's pretty straight and narrow. Did Caleb demand to get paid for his appearance on spin?

No, he had his agent, Patrick Clark, make the demand. Oh my God. Oh, you're still liberal. You think pedophilia is a curable disease. Solid. Wow, nice. Cetaphilia is a curable disease solid Wow, nice. I

Love it how? Andrew Schultz and Charlemagne the tranny and Joe Rogan make fun of liberals now. It's like dude. You guys were the biggest cucks Schultz still is a cuck He's funny, but he's he's such a liberal cuck He says the dumbest shit Yeah, he's they just haven't, they haven't turned it, turned the, turned the page yet. You can tell them they're working on it, but they, they don't, uh, I feel like, um, I'm, I'm not sure about, uh,

Rogan, but I feel like, um, uh, Schultz and Charlemagne, the tranny and Stephen A Smith, like they have no one smart around them to talk to them about the underpinnings of the ideology. They're like, Hey, it's not about whether like you're doing better when Trump's in power. It's like, they still probably think the U S they still refer to the U S as a democracy. They said no one's smart around public

Yeah, it's like hey, dude, they still don't understand that. Hey, we need religious people because the underpinnings of this country Are the rights that God says we have? So even if you're not religious we need those people because they firmly but they believe that even more so than the Constitution gave him Those rights God gave him those rights and they're willing to fucking die for him. It's like, good. You know what I mean? They, they, they want free will. Good. Okay, good. We need you on our side. I don't care. I don't care if you believe in a God or not believe in a God, if you are willing to die for freedom of speech.

It's like the same thing. Like all these, these, all these people are upset about the $500 billion those guys are going to invest in the mRNA vaccine thing. And it's like, yeah, it's stupid. We all know it's stupid, but who cares as long as we're allowed to talk about it freely on YouTube and on Instagram and on Facebook and wherever. Like, who, like free market, let it go. Don't be like them.

Go deeper. Everybody else will determine if they want to take it or not. We should be able to determine that. Yeah. You are so liberal. You watch your wife's boyfriend sucker dig. Wow. Damn, that's a that's good. Yeah, nice. You're so liberal. You think your cat actually likes you loves you. Wow. My cat does not like me at all just kind of a shit yeah he did have the Alzheimer's stare someone find that clip

someone someone send that to me my DMs where someone translated it's amazing was that during the inauguration yeah and someone and someone this this lady's like hey I'm a lip reader and then she tells you what they're saying. And it's amazing. I love when lip readers just like I think they did it with Jimmy Carter's funeral and Obama and Trump are to sit next to each other talking. Yeah, and it was that one.

Was that one fake though? I don't know. Okay, just from what I would I mean mean could have been real sounded like it was real it's like Obama was saying that she didn't have a chance and you didn't really want to endorse her and Stuff like you're so you're so liberal. You'd rather have Nancy Pelosi spend your money than Elon. I Mean you see what you're saying, right Pat you're so conservative you voted for a guy that's gonna lower taxes on billionaires But raise yours you see what you're saying, right? That's guy that's gonna lower taxes on billionaires, but raise yours You see what you're saying right? That's like I grew up with that. That's like

That's like someone hands you a pair of sunglasses and on the inside is a sunny day and you believe it's a sunny day You're you you you want to take money from them and give it to Give it to fucking Nancy Pelosi to spend as opposed to trusting how Elon's gonna spend it You're crazy, dude Okay, here we go a little a little a little change the previous joke you're so liberal your wife makes you suck her dick There you said that that's not new I already said that. That's not new. Pat Lang, if Craig Richie is hitting on other girls, I'll like them more.

Well then you like them more. Jazz sucks sucks huh? You think 100 random women would sign up to have sex with one man? Hey dude, I'm going to tell you something. That's actually a brilliant idea. At that point it's not porn, it would be a scientific experiment. I've talked about it before on this show, the Coolidge Effect. I would love to see what the possibilities of that. The Coolidge Effect is this effect that a man's refractory period is reduced significantly or to none at all as long as you keep bringing in new females. females and they've tested it with monkeys and yeah, so it's basically every time you bring a new chicken, like a guy might have like a 30 minute refractory period with his

wife but if you brought in a new girl there would be no refractory period. Every time you bring in a new female you can just go and they tried to find out what the max is with chimpanzees. There was a study and they didn't have enough female chimpanzees what I would love to see that tested with on a real human man the Coolidge effect Wow you're so liberal you think Pat Lang makes clever points in Sevan's chat very inside joke but that one might make the book You're so liberal, you think Pat Lang makes clever points in Sevan's chat. Very inside joke, but that one might make the book.

Oh wow, this is brilliant. You're so progressive, you have a bachelor's degree in flag design. That's good. That's good. That's good. You're so conservative you go to church to get molested. Oh, he was bound to get a good one. Damn.

I'm scared to see a scary penis. Please expand. What is a scary penis? Like it has a shanker on the tip of it? You're so liberal. You think the alphabet starts with LBGTQ. Wow. Nice. Olivia, never blow a guy on a first date. Why not? Because you don't know him yet. Clock is so liberal. He thinks sleeping with kids is okay.

We'll take out clock, but that's good. What's wrong with clock? Steve Smith shows you how good the games coverage is and what things look like at the World Fitness Project need to go to engage more viewers. I mean, the games, the bar is so high with the games. Yeah, of course. Fluffers are the unsung heroes of porn. Did you do you need to know a woman before you eat or meow?

Yeah, I think so. I think so. I probably know anybody before you do anything with them, right? It depends on sometimes things just get into a frenzy I was actually confused about that at one point I may have latent liberal tendencies I'm not sure what you're talking about but I like it Oh Sevan so conservative that he thinks you should know someone before they blow you. You saw the first seven times that Monica Lewinsky blew Clinton. Says in the Ken Starr Report, she said that he wouldn't ejaculate because he didn't feel

like they knew each other well enough, but they weren't close enough. What? Yeah, it's crazy. She's romping around the fucking White House and they don't know each other well enough? You're so liberal you inject your kids with five vaccines in one visit, but introduce foods one at a time. Wow. Wow. Wow. Hailey, did you hear that one?

Listen to this. You're so liberal you inject your kids with five vaccines in one visit, but introduce your kids to foods one at a time. You're so liberal. You take an mRNA vaccine to alter your DNA, but you still refuse to eat GMO foods. Gotta have those veggie burgers. Impossible burgers. You're so liberal, you think grooming gangs are a form of sanitary daycare? Oh my god. Fuck dude. Yeah, Schultz is a grifter too.

So talented, but just, you know what what he is you know what Schultz is is he born and raised in LA he's just so LA LA people that you cannot they they are so trippy why they're just trying so hard to be like authentic or themselves or It's crazy you Yes, yes that kind of shit my truth my truth. I just want to live my truth, okay? Dude you were the biggest lib ever eight years ago weren't you you're talking about me dude. You don't even know As bigger than the biggest Uh, I love I I haven't had ginger chews in for in years but I would used to be addicted to them. I love them

Those are you think you're so liberal you think oat milk is good for you. You're so liberal, you think cats are better than dogs. That's true. My dog. Uh oh, Caleb froze. You're so liberal, you think social media post is activism. Hmm You froze What's up? Oh, sorry You're so liberal you think vaccination status is a job requirement. Oh solid Wow nice solid. Wow, nice.

You're so liberal, you bring a ladder to work to a work meeting just to reach new heights of equality. Oh, nice. MLK. Very nice. Good entry into the, into the system. Welcome. Oh my God. You're so liberal. You call Bud Light tranny fluid. Holy shit You see them try to back that like after that uh After that commercial they came out with no Oh, you mean by like getting other people like like they signed with the UFC stuff like yeah, they just yeah they went fully in the opposite direction. Hey, Fox News was saying yesterday that everyone's walking back DEI, even people like Harley Davidson,

but Harley Davidson, you can't walk back what they did. What did they do? They got, they got a just a, they got a straight Euro tranny as their CEO. I mean, the guy- Harley Davidson? Dude, it's so bad. If you look into Harley Davidson, I mean they had like, they had Bring Your Gay Kid to Work Day. I mean they had just crazy shit, dude. Oh my God. Give a pedo a ride to work day on the backyard motorcycle.

I mean they went into the depths, dude. Did you see that like the ATF and like some of the other government agencies are just changing their DEI positions? Yes. Other names? Yes. You're gonna have the same job but it's gonna be a different name now. Yeah. We're gonna change it on the website so nobody will know the difference. You're so liberal you think burning a building is a bonfire? I just made it up. As long as it's a black business. Oh yeah, you're so liberal you think burning black businesses is good.

You're so liberal you live in Minnesota. I'm used to shows that make it shit okay fine fuck you think Portland oh oh are is growing oh you think Portland Oregon is growing you're so liberal you think Portland Oregon is going you think your penis would hurt after 15 girls yeah dude when I when I came back from deployment and me and my wife, just me and my wife just went on vacation, like for like a month, I did hurt after like the first two days. Oh, that's awesome. Like the head of my penis was bruised. I was like, Oh my God, this is like, we got to slow down.

It was, God, I want that experience so bad. Yeah, it was it was amazing. It's like the only thing about it. Clock is so gay. He says he not ha ha. That's for them, dude. Why are you saying he? Michael Jackson.

How many orgasms could a man have in one day? 10, 20? I mean, I think that's why we have to have it tested. Yeah. You have to have it tested. You're so liberal. You think there are 200 genders and only one goes through the back door. I get it, but I want to get it. You think there are 200 genders and only one goes through the back door?

Get it, but I want to get it I'm confused Wow, you're so conservative you think grabbing pussy is the 11th commandment Fuck you Pat. Fuck you. That's so good. You're so liberal. You think the women on the view are saying facts? You think that they're saying anything?

You're so conservative. You get all your political and worldviews from this pod from podcasts. It's good. Solid. I'm gonna go back and type all these out and put a book on Amazon. I need some artwork. You're so liberal, you don't find out the gender of the person you're gonna get with until you take their pants off. You're so liberal, you don't find out the gender of the person you're going to get with until you take their pants off. And then you just go with it? Andrew Schultz, he's from New York. Yeah, that makes sense too.

He's just some crazy liberal haven. I mean, he's completely brainwashed. He's got some sort of weird... There's just no depth to him. Like the deepest he's been is on a hit of MDMA. You're still liberal, you still think Bill Nye is an actual scientist. I barely get that one, but I get it. I really liked Bill Nye.

You're still liberal, you think hijabs are a form of freedom. Wow. Like... Okay. Oh, wow. You're so liberal you think hijabs are a form of freedom. Wow. Okay. Oh wow. I haven't... Bernie Gannon ruining the show with some good shit. Have you heard the new term woke right? It's the left switching team sensing the change in public sentiment but still married to scummy tactics of the left. Beware of these self-serving converts. Yeah, that's Charlemagne The tranny is one of those. I swear to God that used to be a woman or it's transitioning to a woman or something's going on.

You're so liberal that you are staying at your stay at home husband because your wife makes a lot of money. Ouch. I said I said that that you're so liberal. You think John Wooley is funny. You already use the woman staying at home one. Yeah. It was somebody said, but yeah, it's fine. Whatever.

Our ginger choose liberal. Yes. Everything about them is liberal. They're so really, yeah. I think so. Everything about them is liberal. They're so good. Really? Yeah. I think so. The packaging. I know. I never buy them, but my wife always just has them because that's one of her favorite candies too. And I'll just find them randomly. Yeah. That's what it used to be for me too. They're in the middle console of the car.

They used to be there. She doesn't do it anymore and I and I my wife has patience She would just eat like one, you know a week so bad But if I found the bag i'd eat all the chews in one trip. Yeah. Yep Agreed and your fucking feels like it's gonna rip your teeth out They're so they're so chewy. Oh, what do you call basement full of liberals a wine cellar? Wow. Oh Shit what do you call liberal with an IQ of 130 a foursome? You guys better not be stealing these off the internet You think I left you said, of course they are

I Think so I don't I don't know I feel like I've heard a lot of these but not but there's some good ones in there Seth a ladder is irrelevant. No liberal would own a ladder because they don't do hard work Wow, they just have a step stool so they can Hey, dude, you want to get really stupid pat links I stopped watching Fox News dude, dude I watched CNN for five hours the other day It was what was it? There was some event going on. It was like No, not the enough was the inauguration or was it the Confirmations hearings, but it was so crazy the shit they say on there.

It is so fucking bat shit crazy, like talking about all the cops killed it on Jan six and it's like then you look it up and not a single cop was killed. I mean, Elizabeth Warren will say anything. Yeah. You're still liberal. You think Rittenhouse shot a black man? Solid. Damn.

Okay. You thought it was after what? Grab a mic, pull up a chair. What? Oh. Maybe. You're so conservative. You watch Fox News and Jesse Faggot waters and is your daddy.

I don't think you're allowed to use that word faggot. I really like Jesse waters. God, I really like Jesse waters. Dude, relationship with who's the guy who got booed at Tucker? I wonder what Jesse and Tucker's relationship is like. Did he take Tucker's spot? I'm not sure, but Jesse's so good. God, he's so good.

There's so many great, like who's a great liberal pundit? There aren't any No, you're so liberal you think it's okay to judge people based on immutable characteristics Immutable might be too big of a word for the what does the mutable mean? Like things you can't change I think changing over time or unable to be changed. Okay You're so liberal you think CrossFit class is oppressive? You're so liberal you think logic would make sense if it had a motion? My record is six. Oh, that's pretty good.

I stayed home from school one day and like junior high I think and I got my and I went for a record like consciously went for a record How far did you get? Eight I got another story. I'll tell you uh off air. Okay. It's great Uh Okay, let's do this What's the difference between Elvis and a smart liberal? Elvis has been cited. Wow. Wow.

She didn't come up with that, did she? Or he. I'll tell you what was brilliant yesterday. One of the best lines in the history of the show Was something Brianna said yesterday? What did she say? about Tia and Oh, yeah, she made some crack life Yeah, fuck Tia and her wife. Oh man Shane took one right between the eyes. That was crazy

God I can't remember what she said, but it was something about Tia and her wife. Uh, you're so conservative. You use a sharpie to read. Read. There was this, there was weather gate. Yeah. Um, uh, that that's making fun of Trump because he did something on a weather map. Oh, hurricanes.

Uh, Mr. Del Monte, what a pleasure. My favorite guy, my new favorite guy, God Bryson is kind of, um, it's so trendy to be into Bryson now, isn't it? I mean, it's like, he's like the new kid who showed up at high school and all the girls like him. You're not sure whether to hate him for it or not. He's getting all the attention You're so liberal. You have a wife and kids at home, but you talk about Brianna riding dick in these comments. Oh My god, oh

My god That is a very specific joke Bryson Wow very specific joke Wow Wow Yeah, and he pulled the battleship right up beside him and just fucking just blasted Wow And the torpedo Bryson's about the fucking god fucking directed it Jesus That's good. You're still liberal? You think high body count is necessary? Uh, someone defending Bill Nye. Uh, people think they help with stomach or no, not that.

Uh, okay. Here we go. You're so conservative. Infrastructure week involves wiping ketchup off the walls. You're so conservative you think Stormy Daniels was the name of the last hurricane. Not bad. Oh my god. You're so stupid you're leaving the Sevan podcast to watch some Tearwater Palooza.

Uh, you're so liberal. You think food is grown at a grocery store. Um, go to talk and eat fitness. They're live and it's so awkward. Oh, why are they live? Let me see. It doesn't even make sense. It's the, it's, they're doing a pre show. With team Reebok probably.

Clock that's all seven watches. That's all I watch Fox News. You know what I do because I don't even I don't have cable or anything like that and I don't have YouTube live. So if I do watch Fox News, I have to watch the YouTube clips. I don't even know who these I know two people on this three. Okay, never mind. It's like I'm like a I'm like a I'm like a dog you know you know when they say they start the Fox clips on YouTube with that Fox alert it's like a zoom ding do

you know that yeah when I hear that I just get a semi hard Like I can totally tell I've been trained by that audio cue, what are they doing over there? they talking about water blues or they doing a liberal joke show to not a liberal joke show, it's Emily and Kyle Rolfe and Lore lore lore Lauren Kahlil and some other some really really big guy Did you see Emily Rolfe's she sent a picture of her For her text, okay, it's huge on the right that yeah

Did you see Emily Rolfe's Did you see Emily Rolfe's post a screenshot or stories to of her and Kyle's text messages? No, is it funny? It is very funny. So for one, it shows a picture of Kyle with one of the characters from Yellowstone, like the really old guy. And and then if you look really closely right above that, it's like an eggplant emoji, a water emoji, and like, like a sweating hot emoji. And then right above that is you can barely make it out. But it's I'm guessing this is a

whole speculation. It's a picture of Emily Rolfe in a swimsuit in the on the beach. And had sent that to him and then it's like oh my god this is I don't know if he did that on purpose or not but you guys get it on for sure. Maybe she meant to send it to her other boyfriend. Maybe her husband looks like Pedro there for a little bit like Pedro pre burpees. Is that dude the only funny guy who lives in Canada has to be it looks like Lauren lost a little weight

was M pick no CrossFit. Probably. You're so liberal you stayed in your house at least for two weeks in 2020. You're so liberal you black-squared after Greg tweeted Floyd19. You're so liberal you think fitness is mostly peaceful protest. You think fitness is a mostly peaceful protest what does that even mean that one I'd be lost Jesse was Bill O'Reilly's protege sort of took his spot oh oh he's better than bill Jesse's cool cuz he got a little gay in him you know what I mean he's a little

bit more fit he's a little feminine. You're so conservative you think RFK Jr. could have been president? Ken Malter's just had a good one. Is it down there? Am I not to it yet? No, you can go get to it. You're so liberal you think science is settled? Oh. It's okay, I get Jeremy and Briana profile pics confused too. Oh shit. Wow.

Y'all look the same to me. I didn't even think they actually look do have very similar profile pictures. I didn't even think of that. You're so conservative. You think Israel is a 51st state. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Dude. You're so liberal. You think they're straight men in Canada. You're so conservative. Wow. Wow. Yeah dude. You're so liberal you think there's straight men in Canada. I'm cool with it. You're so conservative you use toilet paper one square at a time. Oh I think that's liberal though. You're so liberal you think the government is actually here to help you.

You're so liberal you think you can be politically homeless. You're so liberal you think you can be politically homeless. Remember when... Bryson is not annoying. Listen, listen. All when I'm going to, I'm going to decode that. That means you're attracted to Bryson and you're struggling to understand it. I get it. I fully get it, Sandy.

What are we going to say, Caleb? I forgot Bryson sunk the battleship. Yeah, he just pulled right up a long pat and put him fucking you just hit my battleship. Yeah Bryson has an extra large mustache for big girl rides. Pat hates Bryson. Well, probably now Bryson just killed him. He literally just said in the chat that he likes him. Oh, you're so liberal.

You think banging 1000 dudes is inclusive. You're so conservative. You tell people to commit suicide and think it's funny. Older to. Oh God. Wow. As Pat went down he manned one torpedo and fired it back. It's solid. Judy O'Reilly was a journalist, a conservative independent thinker. He has an internet show, but he is really showing his age. I think he's better now than he ever was.

I love Bryson. Parkland Fitness had 23 views during the live show the other day. Solid. Nice. Good job. I'm probably finished at 23 views during the live show the other day solid Good job. I'd like to bang Emily Rolf Retweeter But Rolf has the best rack and CrossFit that's the leo's in her date on the right No, oh on the right. Oh shit. No. Oh man. Lauren did have a great interview with Danielle Brandon, Emma Lawson, and Shelby Neal last night. That's cool. That's good to hear. Pedro Pree Burpees. the Zempic. Really? You think so? You're so conservative. Every time someone loses weight, you think it's so Zempic. You're so liberal.

You really think Sporty Beth is a pro-Hirox athlete? Sevan. Yes, Joel. You were right. Everyone should start every comment with that. Just your name? No, you're right. You were right. Oh, oh. You're recommended, you were right to recommend Live with Laura. Her last stream had six people and it was entertaining.

Well, you know what's crazy is it got to 13 and she got so flustered. Really? Oh my God, this chat's crazy. Oh my, you don't remember that? She got, she got crazy. Oh, okay. I'm getting off now. Oh my, oh, there's too many people in the show. It's getting crazy. Oh my you don't remember that? She got she got crazy. Okay, I'm getting off now. Oh, there's too many people in the show. It's getting crazy. I was like, Oh my god.

I, I personally really enjoyed those shows. I try to make I try to watch them whenever she has them. Last one was horrible. I've enjoyed them. Yeah, I would only watch them live. For me, it's just like, for me, like I've said this before, but for me, it's just way too much ego to admit I'm watching it. But like, I do want to comment,

but I don't want anyone to know I'm watching. Oh, I threw my ego away. I just go, I dive straight in. You're brilliant. I know, that's why I'm DM texting you the whole time when you're doing it. Just, I'm so happy you do it. It's're when you're doing it just let I'm so happy You do it. It's my favorite. It's it's so fun. It's so fun. Oh, it's so great. I

Last one was about but it was no good. It was like a get ready with me. It was like one of those like oh, yeah Yeah, we're gonna go put we're gonna go party. So get ready with us. It was her and her friend yeah, works for like training think tank or something and party so get ready with us. It was her and her friend. Yeah, works for like training think tank or something. And yeah, it was a lot of fun. I like that one. I got yelled at which is unheard of. Oh, by her. Yeah. She's like you're a friend started judging. I told I told her that she just needs to like, when she starts meeting dudes, she just needs to give them like a Snapchat because then it's super easy to just like Ignore them because you if you have no obligation if you talk if you talk to somebody through snapchat

So I told her I said just use that and then ghost him if you don't like them and she's like Snapchat she like ripped on me for using snapchat. I was like, hey We do not there needs to be like a little more risque There needs to be like a risque girl in the space How you think so yeah Like someone who will be like, you know Ricky's really hot I'd like to bang him But what if but if he had a small penis would be a deal-breaker something like that I mean like yeah when I do interviews with guys, I always try to get him to stare at my cleavage Just like some shit just you know what I mean? Just like a little

Yeah, you know who really good at that Probably standee or She'd be oh standee. Oh. Brianna would kill at it too. Stanley put a lot of shit too, so I feel like it would be funny. Yeah. You're so liberal you blame everything on white males. You're so liberal that you think Hispanic people like Democrats. You're so liberal you always proclaim your pronouns when introducing yourself.

That's kind of like, that's kind of like, that's not a joke though, but that's kind of like, you know, saying like, your mom's so fat when she fell down, she created the grand king. It's just kind of like, yeah. But Jeff, keep going. I'm not trying to stifle your creativity. Keep going. Like, I know you got to get up and running. You're so liberal you think fitness is racist. You're so liberal you asked a lake how it felt when Lazar died. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's the new winner. That is solid.

Oh my God. We might have to change that. You're so liberal. You were worried about the pollution from when the Titanic sunk or something like that. We might have to make that one a little more accessible. Wow. Dude. You're so liberal. You think Ukraine is winning the war? Oh God, that's crazy. You're still liberal. You think Joe Biden was running the country?

Oh, shut it Bryson. Just shut the, shut your pie hole. Fuck. That's right. They're reserved for Taylor only. Uh-oh, Bob's having a seizure. Fuck it, wee ball. Uh, Bryson did a great job as guest analyst on the recent CF update show. Yeah.

I mean, he's, he, I'm telling you he's the cat's meow. He's the new, he's the new school. Yeah, he's been going on spin too and it's he does really well. Yeah, he speaks good. Victor David Hansen is king, no doubt. Let's see. You're so liberal. When your man gives advice, you push back. Yeah, can't read that one.

Which happens first? We admit Greenland is the 51st state or we plant an American flag on Mars? Can we make a whole planet a state? That'd be sick. I can make, oh this is a Jeremy world, I can make Lauren happy. I doubt she could do the same for me. Jesus. Okay. I have great visuals from that though. I started visualizing. You're so conservative you think gay people are on this planet to eat your children?

No, gay men. Gay men. You're so liberal you think great white sharks are fish supremacists. Wow. Okay. I like it. No, we don't know. She's not on Ozempic. I missed out a lot.

Lauren, Leo's on Ozempic. No, it's more likely that Craig Richie is hitting on girls in the DMs than Lawrence on Ozempic. I think. Maybe Hillary has to weigh in on that. That edging comment about being a man and giving her advice was about Lauren. I'm a man and I was giving her advice and then she gave pushback. Yeah, she probably knows everything. Hey, can we start a poll? Which is more likely Lauren Ozempic or Craig Ritchie DMing girls? Okay, hold on.

Let's get there. That's a good poll right We put or John will he being gay the third choice what's more Likely I don't want a territory Kathleen says Greenland will be a territory not a state. I don't want a territory I want a state. I would love to be around for a 51st date Is Khalil ka.A. or K.H.A.? Pat, the San Francisco Gay Men's Choir wrote and sang a song about coming for our children. Yeah, that's an understatement. Do you remember that song, Pat? That song was crazy. I remember that shit. That shit was crazy. What's more likely Lauren Cleo is on Ozempic or Craig Gritchie and isn't is in In other women's DMS that's that it yeah

That's fair. You can put Craig in other women's DMS Lauren on Ozempic and then people just check a box. I guess. Yeah Lauren Lauren Caleb was a Caleb was a man giving her advice hence pushback nothing to do with liberal joke You're so liberal you pretend to boycott CrossFit in 2020 Wow, this is Vote now vote early It's at the top of the chat. What do you think go down for a second? How could the votes go down? Did you see that the number dropped it went up and then back down and then back up Look it dropped down again. It went did you see that? Yeah, I don't know. Just must be referred. Oh my god

This is really close Just put in your vote to the top of the chat What's more likely Lauren Klee was on a Zempik or Craig Richie's and other women's DMS? Yeah, that's solid. Oh, Fitty Fitty. Wow. Wow. I wish I already got a screenshot of that. That was solid. This is crazy, dude. I get I see when it gets 50 50 again. This is I understand this is making the pre-subposition that only one is true, but you got to rank it if like you had a million bucks and only one of them was true pretend right maybe they're both true maybe they're both not true. Is it are they making it easy to get Ozempic now like it is to get dick pills?

Yeah, I mean you can get I mean like you could go to see a peptides and get the some megalotude or whatever Oh same stuff. Yeah Wow interesting Uh dense update she 100 is on it. Wow That's coming from a woman Dude, I saw a study the other day that, um, uh, when that, uh, um, semen is a, uh, anti-depressant

and that basically like if you're using condoms and you're not letting dudes blow nuts in you that you're missing out on the, that you somehow get, you need to get the nut in you. Really? Uh, Lauren was confused by why her audience is men. You need to get the nut in you Really Lauren was confused by why her audience is men yet. That's crazy She's just a girl's girl You just had god if I was a girl I would listen like a Four could be a seven or an eight or a nine with the right rhetoric. Look at that chick Nina drama the UFC girl She's just your average-looking girl a six or a seven

But she just she kills she because of the stuff she says and the way she carries herself She's a ten everyone all the guys lose their shit around her Who is this Nina drama the UFC interviewer chick Oh the podcasts were poor messaging. You're so liberal you think Sam Brighton could kill Taylor if the programming was right. Everyone's on Ozempic. I know I have so many of my friends think that just everyone's on Ozempic Oh, please I listen listen If you're if I hear you totally fair Pat Sevan remember that song Sean remember that song now Look up to check out the definition of context listen

If me saying I'm giving my heart out to the world is Hitler, right? And that's that's on the absurdity scale. That's a 100 those guys saying that they're coming after your kids is The absurdity is like only a 20 Because because I get what you're saying but like hey dude your kids are off-limits dude we're coming for your kids there it's really hard to put that in context dude it's just think about any think about any context like if I went like this and wave and someone said that that I mean tons of people put

their arms up like this Every day there's there's no there's nowhere in the world where I'm coming for your kids is okay Unless it's another kid like wearing a football helmet and he's on a pop warner squad No one wants to see any group of men anywhere ever saying I'm coming for your kids in any context Maybe maybe I'm trying to Santa Claus and the Oompa Loompas. We're coming for your kids in any context. Maybe I'm trying to Santa Claus and the oompa loompas were coming for your kids. I don't know even then. You know what I mean, Pat? How about that context? I'm with you. I want to see it. I want to be honest. But dude, sorry. People use this term tone deaf a lot and they use it totally wrong. If you're saying that that's

in context of like it's a good thing, like, we're gonna get your kids, cause it was around vaccination, I think, or some shit, right? Or it was during COVID. You're so liberal, you think 18 years old voting is a good thing? You're so conservative, you commit voter fraud on the Sevan podcast.

In the poll. You logging into other accounts. How dare you. Uh, are we the mean girls of CrossFit? Yeah. And on Wednesdays, we, I don't know. I don't know who cares if she's not. I mean, like who cares if she's on OZempic? Like if she is, she is, if she's not, she's not like, maybe she's going to tell tell the truth. Maybe she's gonna tell a story. Maybe it's Caleb will ask her when she goes live again

Yeah to watch and find out Listen advice for Khalil or anyone who's gonna go live. You don't have to answer every question. You can be like I'm not answering that You can even have to read you have to read it out loud or say anything I have to acknowledge it. I have a a secret I haven't told you guys that I thought about the other day you haven't told us no remember I was gonna tell you guys what the hell I just don't think I could survive it I think David it's just too much cannon fodder for David I can remember the other day when remember the other day when someone said I Give out

Remember the other day when someone said that they got shipped 24 bags of holy balls when they only ordered two that's what it'd be like I would share this and Then I would it would be like it would be just crazy You can't give them that it's true Look what they did when I shared my Siri voice. Everybody blasted me for it. I haven't changed it. Fucking weirdos. Caleb has an Australian for Siri voice.

But Lauren wrote that big long post about how she has recommitted herself to diet and CrossFit, but you can't comment on how good she looks. When no, she probably doesn't care. She's probably fine with that. There's other drugs, uh,ic though. I know my doctor tried to give them to me. My friend who does Botox gives it to herself. Oxenpick is probably isn't good for anyone, but I've never heard it's particularly bad. I't know what that is when jizz leaves Craig she'll owe him money for how broke hustle is god that that's that's funny did she fucking block I finally an athlete finally blocked me by the way I saw an athlete finally blocked me. Who was it?

I don't want to say because I got I want to like I don't want to tear them up but I couldn't believe it I was tripping I was like why did this athlete block me and this athletes mate didn't block me which is weird because I could maybe see why this athletes mate would block me but an athlete finally blocked me. I had I have rad. I say tons of good shit I've said tons of good shit about this athlete. Rad blocked you? Rad has blocked me. I don't know why I'm the only person that talks good about their shoes. I've bought every pair that I have. Daniel Brandon has blocked me. Sporty Beth has

blocked me and I think that's it. But it's really sad. Danielle has not blocked me. Sporty Beth has not blocked me. What was the other one? What's Rad's? Rad. Or Global. I know because I've been searching it numerous times trying to see if they've unblocked me yet. I see one called Rad Running.

Rad Undercore. It's a different one. Oh yeah, they blocked me too. It's Dandy. DB hasn't blocked Ortega yet. Is that a question mark? No statement. Oh, they have the Instagram account rads skateboarding dude. No skateboarder in their right mind would ever wear rads.

Like, and I'm not just saying that cuz I don't because I think rad shoes are just ugly and shitty but it's narrow but that they would have to have a completely different shoe if they actually made a skateboarding shoe I might actually like it yeah but it's a narrow it's a narrow shoe the rad shoes are you're so liberal you wear rads you're so liberal you think rads are fun to wear you're so liberal you wear rads. You're so liberal you think rads are fun to wear You're so liberal you wear rads in bed when you're banging your boyfriend Wow I like

Sean Pat there's no context that's appropriate when a bunch of gay men are singing about coming for your children I read all about and watch interviews of some of the men in the choir and intent clear. Yeah, the new ones are trash damn Okay, um look at Pat such a good dude The new rads are trash but faith we need to find a girl that Craig would message kind of like to catch better We don't have to I don't think you're gonna have to do that if you want it there I know at least one or two people who would do it But I don't think we're gonna have to go that far now You're so liberal you think that when Dave Cacher was Navy SEAL he went on missions with Admiral Levine a

Little niche my book needs to be for everyone little niche Bernie Need to be inclusive I Know I'm struggling with believing everyone's on Ozempic too. Clock says he keeps hearing that over and over. Ozempic's the new steroids. Bryson Del Monte on the ads of the skateboarding they sponsor, on the skateboarder they sponsor he's wearing Nike Genaski's which are skating shoes and he wears rad t-shirts. Oh my god.

Dude I'm telling you those shoes. Are they a shoe company or not? No they're a fucking, they're a lifestyle brand. the I don't get it either. That's one of the things that happened to me. I used to be very particular about my sheets and as I got older and I'm married, like I don't, I don't even care anymore. Really? I mean, at your age, I care for some reason, but now I don't. Now I just like, and my wife is like pretty fastidious about keeping the bed clean. Like, like I feel like it feels like some bed is getting its sheets changed always. Like if I go in the laundry room or if I go in the bedroom, there always so that's all like like it's something like wow who am I to say shit

cool and every once in a while I go in and pretend to help but like I'm like I'm not even strong enough to lift up a mattress anymore you're really struggling with that fitted sheet huh Jesus criming I see my wife doing that. I'm like, yeah, let me give you a hand. I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do? Hey, I seriously, if like once every six months, I'll see the sheets on the bed, like clean, like they'll come out dry and they'll be there. And then she'll get distracted and like have to take a kid somewhere and I'll just see them sitting there and I'll put the sheets on the bed. And I swear, like, I think I've earned like 3,000 blow jobs from that like I put them on I'm like I'm the fucking greatest husband ever I really do I'm not even joking Yeah, is there shit like that you do or like if I put my cup in the sink? I'm like, I'm gonna wonder

Yeah, no wonder I'm she's married to me My I just put my plate in the sink I'm amazing. Yeah. Like sometimes I'll like take the trash out. Like if I take the trash out, then that gives me clothes. Or if I take the dog out, because for a while we didn't have a fence. So yeah, the trash is like clockwork for me.

But when we had a dog, if I took the dog out, same thing. I was like, Jesus, who knows what she's going to do to me tonight? I'm in heaven. Yeah. Yeah. You're so liberal You defend people who say they're coming for your kids You're so liberal you use the word use the term gaslighting you're so liberal you think Asians are white adjacent

Wow Wow, yeah, how did the fucking isn't it crazy that the Asians are fucking lumped up with the whites How like the the LGBTQ is picked they picked the they got the like I heard Al Sharpton talk to the other days like D I must stay for the blacks and the Browns and The trannies and the gays and the Lesbos But the Asian the Asians are just shit out of I mean, it's just like they're fucked. Well, didn't they want no one wants them? Remember when there was Asian hate that's code for black people beating up Asians Wow It just was like you couldn't I scoured the internet for any white person beating an Asian didn't exist

Too busy looking over your shoulder cheating off cheating off the math test. They had to stop inviting them into Harvard to write All that shit to me. Yeah, like, yeah, you're retarded. Great. It's crazy. What happened to the Asians? They don't give a fuck. They just put their head down and keep working. How about, how about the fact that, uh, how about the fact that, um, Vance's wife's the first Asian, uh, ever, uh, how about this? Look at this. Vance's wife is a fucking G. I think she's a fucking brilliant attorney.

She's got, she's crazy hot. She's got a great body. Yeah. Like, like crazy high power. And she, and she, I, dude, I guarantee you, I like, I'm telling you a hundred percent, no, she's a sweet piece of ass. And Usha Vance has just become the first Asian American and Hindu American to serve as second lady of the United States in American history.

And she's a great mom, great wife, everything. The lack of celebration from those who typically champion diversity reflects the sentiments of the movement as not advancing people of color, but advancing people of color who share my views. This is not anti-racism, but conditional racism. It is to be so insecure that diversity is an object object reducing it to a Trojan horse for political partisanship Congratulations to the second lady Wow I Hadn't even thought of that, but that's amazing. That's cuz you're conservative. You don't give a shit

Yeah, I don't I just I didn't even I didn't know who she was I was like I don't even know who Vance was to begin with conservative men like want smart hot women Yes That's I don't even know who Vance was to begin with. Conservative men like want smart, hot women. Yes. That's the one strong, hot women who, who like, if you fuck with your kids too much, my wife will snap and be like, don't leave them alone. My wife sends me to my room for five minutes. That's it.

That's it. You just need someone to protect the fucking kids and, uh, and be smart and hot. Yep. Pretty simple. And when I mean hot, I don't mean traditionally hot. You don't need to buy an ass. You just need to just like, don't be a fucking pig. Sleep or build. Yeah, just don't be a pig.

The poll is at 45% Lauren Kalilzano-Zempik, 55% Craig Richies and other women's DMs with 125 votes. Can I see it? I need to see it. Yeah. I was thinking about another like a metaphor like men think of it think of Lauren Kalilzano Zempik 45, Craig Richie and other women's DMs 55% with 125,000 votes. It's pretty conclusive. I think it's about as close as you're going to get. You still have a little movement.

Oh, why does it go down? I don't get how it goes down. I don't get that. I don't know. What if it's just, it's like refreshing itself. Like, like think of women, you're like cars to men, like, like, like men don't really care what they drive. they just want a car that they like. You know what I mean?

They don't care if it's a fucking minivan or a Ferrari or a fucking Porsche or a fucking Bronco. They just want a car that they like that's highly functional for them. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's why I love my forerunner. Yeah. I love exactly. I love my forerunner.

I love my fucking minivan. I'm a little bummed that the seats are separating in the back, the leather seats, but like my kids sit back there. What do I care? Welcome. I care. Like the fact, I used to like the fact that my phone hooks up to my car. I thought that was awesome, but my wife has completely ruined that for me

She's completely ruined that for me her shit hooks up to anything bluetooth in the house She just walks through the house with her phone and everything just fucking gloms onto her phone Like hey you really need to be hooked up to both cars Yeah Like if we're if she's leaving the house and I'm coming to the house and we drive by each other, her phone will jump off her car onto my car. I call him like, did you just drive by? She's like, yeah, I'm driving down blah, blah, blah.

She's like, motherfucker. Oh, shit, that's funny. And we live in a small town, so it happens once a week or she comes up behind me on the freeway and all of a sudden like I'm listening to her phone call with her best friend. Savannah's the biggest tick, he's the greatest lay. I'm like, hey, I can hear you. Girl talk. Don't intrude. Okay, back to writing our book. Thank you, Seth. You're still liberal, you think men should be able to use girl bars? Little crossfit centric, but tiny hands You're so you're so conservative you only answer questions on a podcast when they're paid for

You're so liberal you have an Australian dudes voice for your Siri Wow, it up, dude. Too niche. We're trying to be inclusive. You're so Greg Glassman that manifest destiny is owning a home in all 50 states plus Greenland. Tell us who blocked you someone to save space. No, because I don't I don't want I don't want this dude to get hate. It's just Do you know who it is? I think I do now.

I don't have an issue with this dude. That's why it's kind of like weird. Hmm. Block. You're so liberal, you block people. Well, you're so liberal, you join the world, uh, one more at fitness league. You're so liberal. You're just in it for the money. Uh, you're concerned.

You're so conservative. You were born primitive. Okay. Rad's aren't that bad. Listen, I don't want to wear a shoe. That's like not that bad. You should be on their marketing team, dude. Rads, not that bad.

Yeah, you should be on their marketing. Not as bad as Sevan says. Rads, not as bad as Sevan says. It's like the motto for Nebraska. It's not for everyone. That's the motto. Really? The entire state of Nebraska, the motto is we're not for everyone. Wow. Yeah. It's the model really hired the entire state of Nebraska. The motto is we're

not for everyone. Wow. Yeah. It's true. We're not. So don't bother showing up. New rads look worse than the first. I didn't think it was possible. I mean, they're horrible, dude. New ones are hot garbage. I was down for I saw I saw I think it was Dave last time he was on the podcast came in, he was wearing rads and it looked like he was wearing skis. And they just looked like they were just so long and thick and they just look like, I'm not sure, but they look like those shoes that old people wear. Like, you know, old people are like, they want like so much thickness in the soul.

Nike Monarchs. Yeah. Or almost like Skechers. I'm like, this is horrible. And there are shoes that do that, that pull it off. Like the Cortez has a thick sole, but it just, you don't look like one of those old people that's clomping around in a pair of cinder blocks. Yeah, it looks like you're clomping around in them.

Is that a word, clomp? You're so liberal, you follow Sporty Beth's programming. Well, you shouldn't after we went through her split times of her high rocks race. Yeah that kind of, yeah, yeah that's exactly what my dad would wear dude. The heel is like reinforced so you don't have to like bend over to like pull it over your foot. You can just slide them on. It over to like pull it over your foot. You can just like a steel plate back there. Yeah, yeah, that's another thing I was gonna say. And Brad should just make slip-ons for old people. That's another thing.

I always see old people just slip their shoes on. I'm a big, I'm a big slip my shoes on kind of guy. If I can't wear the shoe without lacing them, then I'm not going to wear it. without lacing them, then I'm not going to wear it. Oh. Oh, okay. Ben from Rad liked my comment calling Caleb a hater on a post about rad shoes. It's not, hey dude,

like you made something and you put it out into the world and there's people like me who have just insane beautiful taste and who think it's gross. And that's okay. There's people who me who have just insane beautiful taste and who think it's gross and that's okay There's people who think that about my podcast. Let me tell you there's more people who don't like my podcast that don't like your shoes And yet you're a little whiny bitch about it Oh my god, they're not letting they didn't they didn't invite me to waterpalooza this year So what I stay home and covered it myself. God, those are hideous. Those look like they've been soaked in urine.

At Rad. Like, looks like Ben's blocked me too. At Rad, we use authentic Ethiopian urine from young boys to dye our souls. This dipshit thinks that shoes can change your performance. He's dumb. Yeah, I'm disappointed. It's fine. Yeah, I'm an It's fine Idiots Born primitive are the best shoes on the market. They're pretty good

Yeah, it's pretty much pretty good They're pretty good I'm all for people taking those Zempik. I'm tired of looking at disgusting obese people You're you're so I didn't say that I didn't say that I didn't say it. I'm very thoughtful I would never say something like that even if I agreed with it You're so liberal you unfollow a podcast for responding to a video on a clip taken out of context It's too niche again We go V way go V is weight loss product Ozempic is labeled for diabetes, but both some egg Littite

weight loss product Ozempic is labeled for diabetes but both semaglutide. I'm okay. Take what you want to take. Just do the research. Hashig, don't ask someone if they're on Ozempic. They can say no because they are on compound semaglutide or terzepotide or one of the various prescription forms. Hey, listen, you lost a lot of weight. Quick, are you you lost a lot of weight quick Are you on drugs? Are you on meth? There you go cover all your bases Yeah in college you knew that everyone who was on meth because they lost ten pounds You're so liberal you get offended when James Craig acknowledged God in his interviews. Oh, that's good one athletes in it. Yeah, that's good Wow, nice

That's good when athletes in it. Yeah, that's good Wow, nice Okay, he speaks up for the first time ever I see you please put your plate in the dishwasher, please for the love of God What would you guys do? Yes, ma'am, what are you gonna do with all your free time? The The added half second that they have because you didn't put your plate in the dishwasher. Hey, I'm one of those guys that my wife leaves a steak on the stove for me and I take, I eat at it for like five minutes but I use four different forks because I always think I'm done and then I put the fork in the sink and I go back and I'm like, nah, I need one

more. I grab it. Oh my god. Yeah. I always set it like on the edge of the sink Yeah, that's mine because like it's not in the sink, but it's it's not making a mess on the counter So it's just sitting there. I'll do that with it. Yeah, I'll do that with like my Like my peanut butter knife or like when I'm making peanut butter jellies I'll set it on the side and I'll just let it rest there because maybe I want another peanut butter jelly Yeah, you don't want to see peanut butter. It doesn't say anything bad about me

It talks about my how bad my wife is my wife should leave a small plate there with a sticky note that says please leave You're used for a cure It's not my fault Very drainable. You're so liberal. You can't understand that I wear rads and listen to the Sevan podcast I'm so liberal. I clean and cooked everything at my house Wow, you're so liberal you defend people who are coming in your kids God back to back is just Now we got it

Those are hard ones. Those are harsh ones man Other minorities don't like Asians because they're educated and not poor Everyone in those educated and rich people Just get your head wrapped around it for a second 12 million Jews and every kid in 1.5 billion Muslims every kid and 1.5 billion Muslims. Muslims accidentally kill more people every day than Jews kill on purpose and accidentally killed. I mean and yet the world's against Jews and it's like they control the world they do this. First of all listen it's just people and there's only 12 million of them. It's like, if the entire world chose a language to be the language for the world, let's say we chose Chinese.

Seven billion people that would learn that would need to learn Chinese. If all 12 million Jews became teachers, that wouldn't be enough teachers to teach everyone. That's how few people there are. How few of these fucking jewies there are. Jewies? Jewies. It's like affectionate. Slant. It's like... Packy's army's jewies? Jewies. I just tripped it and yet there's protests everywhere against the Jews. I'm just

comparing it to the Asians. It's like, dude, what are you, what are you doing? Just whoever's on to whoever's financially on top. You just hate like who cares if they're in control. Like, like what, what, um, how that works. The blacks are in control of Oakland. The Asians are in control of Chinatown. White supremacists are, are, are in control of Chinatown. White supremacists are in control of Charlotte. You're so conservative you think Jesus helped you win but wanted your opponent to lose. Oh yeah, this is disgusting.

Biggest pet peeve is kitchen sponge or towel left sitting in dirty kitchen water. That is... I would never do that. That's fucked up. Yeah. I'll even pull this out and just if I see it in there and set it on top. I don't like... How about this?

I'll tell you pet peeve. How about someone who uses the vegetable brush? Like someone will come over to my house and think they're helping with the dishes and I'll use the vegetable brush to clean the dishes. Oh. Well, that's a rich people person. That's a rich person. I have a vegetable brush over here. All right. I need that shit raw. Raw dog. Raw dog vegetables. Um, uh, let me see.

You're so liberal. You train to Taylor Swift's music. That's good. Yeah, that is good People at my affiliate do that and I fucking hate it Can she sing some catchy shit though? I know but I don't want to listen to while I'm working out right Let me just tell you the hate is now geared towards the white women saying we voted against something that was created for us Yeah, take me. Yeah, fine. Yeah, you're right. There's a lot of hate towards white women. That Karen thing caught some steam and won't go away. Yeah. Trump's gorgeous wife speaks six languages. You're so liberal, you're okay with men being praised as better women than

women. Oh. Oh, Bukowski's on the live stream. Is it too oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Is it safe? Yes it's safe, it's very safe, so safe you wouldn't believe it. Is it safe? Do you know why I play that? Is it so safe? Why? Because I like it, the only reason I play that is I like it at the end when the metutin rolls out

There the base. It's so deep and yummy. Oh Brian friend pick Luca. Jukic to take fifth yesterday speaking of emotional picks Luca took 20th Dude Amazing, dude. I get picking like Yonakowski and something weird happening, like if someone gets sick or like, you know, something happens, you know what I mean? Like you get a bad lane. But like, I told you guys that John's a senior analyst in the sport and it's like, how do you pick Luca's fifth?

I mean, you have to be, you have to be fucking brain dead. God, how fucking long is this interview, dude? I don't know, but that was a great freeze frame. You know, when Fikowski drinks, he puts his lips over the whole bottle. He's the guy in college who when you told him to take a hit out of a bong, he tried to put his mouth over the whole thing. No one clipped that. Okay, where are we? Why are you finding it?

I don't want to miss any good liberal jokes. I'm writing a book here leveraging you guys. Kathleen Damer, you're so libtard you think men like driving a minivan. I don't like that one. You're so liberal, no repping someone is mean. You're so liberal you believe in the PFAA. You're so conservative, you elected Taylor Swift to the CAC. Okay, here we go. Bella's tits. What tits? Oh. Sunday morning, day four.

If you're watching, welcome to the pre-show. How do you move it up only by five seconds? I can, I usually have to do 10. I don't know. I just use that. I just use one arrow key. Oh. Okay.

All right. Maybe that's too fast for you. I don't know. I just use one arrow key. Oh. Okay. All right. Maybe that's too fast for you.

I don't know. I just use that. I just use one arrow key. Oh, okay. All right. Maybe that's too fast. One point five. I don't understand her now. Oh, you don't want me to turn it slower? Maybe, yeah.

I couldn't understand her, but I did like that learning. I wanted to learn some new nuances about YouTube. Thank you. Arrow key. YouTube thank you arrow key do barbless have genders did you freeze Taylor Taylor did you freeze Caleb? Yeah I did. And it was fine. In hindsight, notes from the head judge, was there a side that you missed a few no reps? I mean you want to do it perfect. I want to do it perfect because the assumption is all the other judges are. You want to hold the standard but overall I give myself a 7 out of 10 maybe. I actually heard your no rep hands were from passing. So can we get a good no rep on the same place?

So wait a second. Wait a second. Did he just say the judges were a 7 out of 10? No, no. He said his judging was a 7 out of 10. He like went out and did some... he judged somebody. Okay. He said that he missed a few no reps or whoever the judge was that was watching him said he missed a few no reps Okay, he gave himself a 7 out of 10 You're so liberal. You think requirement video submission is discrimination There we go

After each heat I was getting notes that was the one thing that he cheat I wasn't able to do I can't even do it I was so focused on the challenge making making sure they were doing everything right. And then when I did get no rest, I was loud, but I didn't have the hand motion. So I got to work on that. So we've heard that the hardest part of being a judge is the hand. It's not actually the judging of the house. It's everything.

That's what I was saying, is I think if you're a ref or a judge in a lot of other sports, I read volleyball a little bit growing up. I was making a lot of money when I was 20 years old. And you watch the game and if you see something. Ask not what games athletes can do for your affiliate. Ask what your affiliates can do for the games athletes. Carolyn Lambre solid solid. All right, let's go.

Then you have two, three seconds. Can go, can I know something wrong? Yes. Caleb loves rads. Yes, he does. He stands by it. He even said at the beginning of the show, he stands by him and JR, they trade rads, like little boys trade baseball cards. He doesn't like the new ones. He thinks the new ones are gay. Agreed. Yep. That is

what I feel. They're made in China. Okay, good. Trilngously horrible. Here you have to immediately call it. The play still continues. And you have to ideally say no rep gives one or two words to say why, whether it's, you know, death or melancholy. It's knee synchro. And then you have to instruct what to do next, we'll give it out. And time's still ticking, time's still going. There's not a lot of sports where the clock still runs when, you know, a judge is taking a call. So it's really awesome. It's not even... Wow. This is good. Stephanie, thank you. No, we're still in the joke thing. I'm still writing the book. You're so liberal your birth control is abortions Solid you're so liberal you correct people and say you're a democrat you're so liberal you correct people and say you're a democrat

Is there an option for cra and Lauren's DMs? Did you lose weight and addy or not? Holy shit. Hiller, ding ding ding ding ding. Addy or not. That'd be interesting. Joshua M. Sorry, intermittently have time to tune in. Well, fuck you.

Stefan is not in his home studio anymore. Oh Dude, I'm balling. I'm at the beach. Okay, go on Right if you never judge somebody knows as much about the sport as you do I Saw when I'm this gorgeous for this morning I told him that I think a cameo appearance of the judging five or six events over the past couple of years. Last year at CFX, they jumped in for a couple of heats.

And it is, I think Brent is rendering it. It's challenging. I had on a swivel. There's many things we were thinking about. We want to be doing the right thing in collaboration with the people out there and trying to meet the competition there. So I think they do feel similar about

the stress and pressure that the competition there. So I think maybe you do feel a similar level, especially in the country that the athletes do. Just forward through the part Brian talked. OK. Mediums, is it watching the events, seeing what could you do better as a sport moving forward? What is your life hope right now when you're not on the court? Yeah, it's been a really fun weekend. That looks like in a very official capacity

is how can we make the athlete experience better? Specifically, we're here for the elite division, but definitely a lot of the stuff that we've held there is impacted all of the divisions. And on the one hand, we're looking to help. Let me tell you guys something, what's happened. The athletes are now concerned because there's too many events.

There's no athlete that can do all the events now. So in the early days, there was was no offseason then it pivoted to there's not enough and now it's there's too much. They will never they will never be happy. You should never ever be worried about the athletes. Just don't worry about the athletes. Like it's their job to figure out how they can leverage the events to make money. And that's it. That's all.

Like no one should, no one, it's so crazy. It's like, it's like being hyper focused on the fruit of a tree. Uh, but your concern is you, but the only way to get fruit off the tree is just to nurture the tree, but you completely neglect the tree is just to nurture the tree But you completely neglect the branches the trunk the roots all that shit I mean these people are you have to I can't explain to you I'm not even trying I know I crack so many jokes and it sometimes comes across that I mean, but they're truly Their their stupidity comes from their myopic nature of how they view the sport and it makes them like fully fucking retarded

in Terms of in terms of what they're good on training and maybe on giving training advice But they're fully retarded on understanding how to grow the sport or where they can add value. They can offer no value They don't know how to pick the fruit. They don't even know the roots exist. I mean, they don't even know what they don't know. The ignorance is just world class. I'm done with Fikowski. He's not going to say anything. He's just going to say stuff that just makes me realize how Igna Genie is. Let's go back to you, Jack, off to your own podcast Go on We haven't had any

CrossFit athletes that at least lately that used to be professionals in other sports So they have no experience about In regards to like what it takes for them to make money. They just think oh I show up to the competition I make money. I should just make money off of my performance Like off of being an just exist right right they can just make money off of existing in the sport and that's just not the case Hey, the affiliates can't even do that No, listen get Money off of his affiliate. He's got to be hustling

He's got to have a program with the Air Force Special Forces. He's got to have a program with two or three fire departments He's got to have a program with a police department. He's got to be doing community outreach gift. I mean, yeah, there's no there's no one There's no one in the space doing that I look at fucking the Frazer's peddling fucking tubs of, uh, uh, plastic tubs with a sticker on it that says that there's protein powder or some shit in there. Everyone's got a hustle on. That's right. I'm selling a fucking glass jar with salt in it and you guys are buying it to brush your teeth. I mean, it's like, like, gotta hustle.

Uh, you're so liberal you call a team disgusting because their team name is MAGA. MAGA and MAHA. Great team name. Oh, Katie wants to... Okay, Katie, listen to this. We're going to have to get men's and women's roles here. If you think... If you're at the sink, you're so close to the dishwasher, you're at the five yard line. She's right. She's even using terminology to explain it to you.

Listen, you I'm going to tell you this is the nicest thing I can say to you. Keep your husband, whoever that guy is, he's putting dishes in the dishwasher. Keep him. No, she probably has the same issue with her husband. He probably does the exact same thing. We're all the same, dude. You're so liberal. You wouldn't be concerned with a babysitter that looks like Taylor Wow

Wow, that is that's solid Wow, I think Taylor really could be the poster child for gay men across America What he knew dude? He is the prototypical image of a gay dude in San Francisco. Taylor Self is. Yes. Bald with that mustache and that insane body. No. His body. If he shaved, he'd look like he's made of porcelain. He's a gay dude's dream.

Sorry, I don't mean to ruin him for you, but he is. I just don't see that as a stereotypical gay guy. Yeah, they love that. They love that look. They do. They love that look, but that doesn't. That's their strong man. Taylor's a strong gay man.

Maybe I'm projecting. You're so liberal you won't do the open because Louser died. Okay. You're so liberal you jack off to Craig Richie blogs. Listen, listen, these aren't going to fly in the book because the book is going to be too niche. Maybe I'll have a section for CrossFitters only. Yes, I've been eating steaks only one meal a day for the past few days. It only makes me so thirsty.

Is that normal? Yeah, totally normal. Since I've started eating so many steaks, I drink like three times the amount of water. I think it takes more water to digest protein. What's it, don't you just put a bunch of salt on it too? Like fat and salt. So salty, do I have a steak? Yeah, see, see Katie, I have a steak.

What? I see a fork, you left a fork out for me on a little plate, that's cute. If you would have left a steak knife, I could have given you 10 out of 10 Hi Hi, Haley, Caleb says bye kids be good. She's gonna work out Oh, gosh. Dry sponge is a happy sponge. You're so liberal.

You train to Taylor Swift music. Oh, I'm way behind. Who brushes vegetables post COVID? I always just, you know, like I pick fruit out in the backyard and there'll be like bird shit on it and stuff or just whatever dust or whatever. I just take a, I got this like bamboo brush and or like cucumbers I get from the market to feed my kids. My kids eat a lot of cucumbers. Those are their snacks. I just brush them off or carrots like you need to get a carrot and it's black and

it's all muddy instead of peeling it. I just is real. It's definitely staged. Hasidic Jews in charge of the cabinet world. Oh, that's cool. You're so racist you cancel Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima. You're so liberal. That's crazy. You're so liberal you have a vegetable brush you're so liberal you babysitter looks like Taylor self

yeah I think is clock old I don't know I can't put my I can't put my finger on him or Rambler You're so liberal you think buying an electric cars environmentally friendly purchase look at Adam I have something really mean to say to you. Hmm You know what it is now Who's he look like? He's a Bryce Mitchell and and fakowski had a kid not bryce mitchell bryce smith yeah okay yep i see it

i was gonna say it looks like the guy that uh hillar made a voice out of what the fuck was that guy's name worked for crossfit oh kennyth ken ken ken berns ken ken stern ken it was not ken the affiliate guy Kenneth, Ken, Ken, Ken Burns, Ken, Ken Stern, Ken. Was not Ken. It was the affiliate guy. Yeah.

Yeah. He, he couldn't speak like his lips moved weird when he talked. Yeah. Like his lips were on upside down. He, uh, Hey, when it's still to this day, Hillary needs to bring that guy back still to this day, when I hear AI, I always think of him. Yeah. What was that guy's name? Yeah. And the audio is trash yeah the audio was unlistening in that interview with Bella and Brian that's for Jada Coons Bernie had a nice something Jada

Coons nice yeah yeah it was you're still liberal you think Dustin Hoffman's an action star. You're still liberal, you wear a mask when you drive by yourself. You're still liberal, you open doorknobs with your mouth. That's good. Luca wouldn't have, you're still liberal, you think Luca should have got reparation points. You're so liberal you still follow Be Friendly. You're so liberal you cut off your penis.

That goes into the Grand Canyon one I think. You're so liberal you like all tits. You're so liberal you don't put your shopping cart back. I was just coming after you. You like all tits. You're so liberal. You don't put your shopping cart back I was just coming after you You're so liberal you think Brian friends a senior analyst in the CrossFit space you're so liberal you don't understand this is a comedy show That's good You're so liberal you won't sponsor grid because of John Young You're so liberal if you're a show on this if you you're so liberal if you're on this panel

It's not cool man You're so conservative you still do brunch. You're so liberal you use chopsticks when you go to a Chinese food place. God I love chopsticks. I don't get this one. What's this? You're so liberal. Dick. What? I don't know just it's a penis. You're so literally you're so liberal you ate dick. You're so liberal your penis

Wow, you're so liberal you eat a snicker bar upside down so you can feel the ridges on your tongue on your tongue. Oh my God. Caleb is gay. You just caught a stray. Fuck you guy. I don't like that. It hurt my feelings. Mazie Mitchell.

And this is a guy who wears, this guy wears biking shoes. Listen, people who wear biking shoes can wear any shoes. Bikers and rock climbers can fucking wear anything. Rad's jam your toes and fuck your feet up whether you like it or not. Yeah, when I picture JR's feet,

I picture his toes being like this. LeBron, like looking like LeBron feet. Yeah, like all like that. That's how I picture. Like, you know, like if you ever go into a parking lot and see those little blackbirds those starlings just start staring at their feet Their feet are I don't know why but starlings feet are all fucked up. Every bird is like missing a toe a claw So real yeah, and it's so easy if you if you start doing it, you'll see tons of them that don't have a foot They just put their leg down. They just have a nub. I don't know what happens to those birds, but their feet are so jacked up. That's how I picture

JR's feet. I've never seen him. JR is one of those people who comes over to your house and you're like, yeah, but take your shoe off policy and he won't do it. You know what I mean? Like he's perfect. He let you see his feet. Yeah, I get that. Everybody has their flaw. You think you're so liberal, you think skin color correlates with ability? Well, it does in sports. Doctors. Rads are really disappointing. Shoot. Yeah, they're horrible. In China, Rads is pronounced wads. Oh, wow. That's fucking amazing. I wish I could do a Chinese accent. That's amazing.

Wow Hold on someone's on someone's calling in finally. Jesus christ after two hours. Why does it take two hours for someone to call in? Hello caller Hello You're so liberal, you don't know when you're live on the air. Oh, hey, I didn't hear you. So sorry about that. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Are you getting a fork out to eat some steak? No, I'm actually making some pancakes for my son.

Well, he's on his iPad over there, you know. You're so liberal, you... Shit. It's a gum bag. You're so liberal, you make pancakes with bananas. No, no, no. Just a little bit of protein in them, you know. Oh, all right.

All right. You're so conservative, you make pancakes with protein powder. You got to. You're so liberal, you pose as a seven-easter and then proceeded to ask dumb questions showing you don't watch the show. The liberal bro. I live in sunny San Diego, you know. No shit with that accent. You live in San Diego? Yeah. Do I have an accent? Boy do you. Yeah. Do I have an accent? Boy do you. Dude, you sound like you haven't got, you sound like you have two places.

The couch and a tractor. Sound like you wake up in the morning, you wake up in the morning, get on a tractor, come home and sit on the couch. Your favorite sand, your favorite sound is the opening of a Budweiser. I mean, that'd be honestly a cool life honestly. That'd be pretty lit. You're so liberal you prefer the sound of a can of tennis balls opening over a Budweiser. Honestly at this point in my life, yeah kind of. Me too but let's not admit it. It ruins the show.

Nah yeah. Nah I'll shotgun that for you. You're home shotgun a beer. Thank you. Thank you. How can I help you? No, I'm just calling it actually I was it's I called in that one time for the marathon to donate and I just want to say thank you because like two random people donated from the show and then you donated and it was pretty cool, you know. Oh, cool.

Awesome. Okay. So three donations from the Sevan podcast very influential. Yeah it was sick that you know I donated it so it went to a good cause so. Oh. Marathon. Maybe maybe with accent you're ethnic you're Mexican. Yeah I'm half Mexican. Oh okay yeah that's what I hear I a Mexican accent more more East LA, South Carolina but if I am gonna apply to like Fire department here in California. I'm gonna say I'm like super ethnic like Latino Latin X. Yeah Yeah, so smart But yeah, just um

Calling in dude check it in see say call strangers call in so I wanted to call in you know all right cool Well, thank you the call is over fantastic enjoy your day with your son appreciate your brother Why'd you call in cuz making pancakes you're so liberal you think protecting useless fish is more valuable than letting 40,000 acres burn You're so liberal that an unborn American is a clump of cells, but if you're illegal, it's an anchor baby. Wow. Jesus. Oh, I thought this was fucking Brianna again. This is so weird.

I don't know where she's at. As good as these people are at fitness, they sure come across as giant pussies. You're so liberal. They fucking are. You're so liberal you don't use your real name in YouTube comments. The team competition is so boring. Oh, it's completely unwatchable. I tried yesterday.

I wanted to watch one so that when Spin sends out the link, I could come on his show and I just couldn't do it. Here's the thing. I'll tell you one of the big problems is the team names. Like, I don't care about the team names at all. All I want to know is who the athletes are. And so, like, if I was just... It once again shows how stupid the athletes are. Like, who's on Jason's team, Adler and Allen.

Yeah. Yeah. They should just call their team, Jason Adler and Allen. Oh no. Uh, Velner. No. We, okay. Whoever's on the team.

Yeah. They should just say their names. That should be like, like I don't like it's so bad. It's so bad. Low IQ shit. Or just make it not five words. It's a mouthful every time you say the like a team name. Who's coming up with this shit?

Uh, this is this is actually brilliant right here. What if the dishwasher sit in the living room? That's actually that's that's like the cool. Like if you're a really smart woman, you get one of those washing machines that has a hose hooked up to the faucet, you know? And then you just wheel it around the table and then just open the door and make all the men put their dishes in there. I'd do that.

If I didn't have to get up and you just wheeled the dishwasher over to me, you know what I mean? You've seen those, right? Did you ever have any poor friends who had that going up? No. All the Mexicans I hung out with, they had that kind of washing machine in their house. Really? It was a hose that came, whenever they want to use the dishwasher, they just screw it into the faucet of the sink. How poor were washing machine- How poor were you, dude? And the washing machine rolled around. No, I never had that.

But they wouldn't roll it over to the table for you. The lady still did all the dishes, but that's a pretty cool setup. What's up, dude? Yeah, they had their dishwasher and their washing machine like that on wheels. I had friends who had both on wheels. That's wild.

Here's a poll for you. Who should change your profile picture? Me or Brianna? Because I'm telling you, I'm not doing it. I was here first. Why? I haven't seen her in the chat today. I need to see her to see why I'm confusing them. It must be the color or something? We are shimmer shaded, you know. Oh, there's hers. I'll change my profile pic for the next show so you don't get confused. Thanks, man. Appreciate it.

All right. Hey, so check this out. For some reason, unbeknownst to me, Gary Glinton reached out last week and asked if I want to come on the back. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not that, not that. I mean, would kick my ass. Um, ask if I want to come on the podcast. So tomorrow, uh, you're so liberal.

You have black men sleep with your wife. Been there. Done that. Um, tomorrow at 430 Central Standard Time, my black ass will be on Glinton and things, talking about whatever we talk about. Oh, that's cool. 430 on what's today? Is today Monday or Sunday?

Sunday. So 430 Monday. Today is Sunday, tomorrow. Oh, Pacific Standard Time? What time? 430 Central Standard Time. So 230 your time. Okay.

That's awesome. That's how that works. Yeah. A Pacific Standard Time? What time? 430 Central Standard Time. So, 230 your time. Okay. That's awesome. That's how that works. Yeah. Alright, cool. Yeah, I'm super flattered. I don't even... I'm not sure what I said or did to Ernest. Maybe it's a DEI thing. Maybe she, you know, hasn't had enough black people on.

So she figured, hey, let's ask this guy. So, we'll see. Fair enough. Fair enough. Uh-oh, what's's this? Yeah if you guys aren't doing anything tomorrow, check it out. Okay I will. Thank you. That's all I had. Alright I love promoting Garrett's podcast. Oh yeah I'll see you guys tomorrow then. Thanks brother. I'll be listening. Alright. Jeremy World on the Glenn Podcast. What is this? What is this clip? How come I can't hear it when I play it? Can you hear it? I'd like to bang Emily rules

I'd like to bang Emily Rolf. I'd like to bang Emily Rolf. Did I say that? Yeah, you definitely did. Was I reading it or was that my thoughts? I think you were reading it. Oh, it said I like me some Rolf. I just translated it. Okay. Yeah.

Fair enough. All right. That's a good clip. Thank you for the clip. Yeah. Fair enough. All right. That's a good clip. Thank you for the clip. Whoever texts me that. I guess there's a norovirus. Oh, I guess there's a bunch of people. Oh, wow. I guess a bunch of people are getting sick at Waza, super spreader. This is better than COVID because COVID you never know who had it,

but this one people are just shitting their shitting themselves. They just wake up and just yeah. Oh what's this there's another funny clip. This one I better mute before I hit play on it. Let me see this. Yeah we need more thirst traps in the background. We got Scott here from Morning Talk Up. He's going to do a little interview for like five or ten minutes. He's been around hanging around all weekend. For what?

Uh, all right. Make sure you go over and check out, uh, Justin Jason and Dallas new venture. I got to get down back on the show. Yeah, that'd be good. All right. Uh, let me see if there's anything fancy in here before we get back to the show. anything fancy in here before we get back to the show.

Probably can't play that clip. Mm. Mm. Mm. All right. All right. Uh. Mm. Mm. Did Haley Adams sing the national anthem again? Oh boy, did she.

It was better. It was better or wasn't? It was better the second time than it was the first time. And she got, there was an interview after her, after the event with her and the Will sisters and Bella and Bella was like loving on her telling her like oh my gosh who like where did you who would have thought that you could sing or whatever and she was like well I don't know if you'd call that singing. Oh so she'd get the humor about it? Yeah she's all right. Please take uh Hayley Adams off the suicide watch list. Thank you.

Nothing to worry about. We were going to send send Bryson over your house to sleep with you tonight You know on the couch or something make sure you didn't kill yourself Caleb is correct Always my husband's terrible at putting dishes in the dishwasher. You all are the same. You're so liberal You elected a cross dresser as a nuclear research czar Thanks a luggage beef uh

Every time I see a gay man, he complements my mustache not exaggerating bryce and domonte. I'm telling you they yeah, dude I swear to god when every time you and taylor go out together. Let's say you guys were at walmart together people assume you're gay At least in California they would. With your pants and your mustaches and Taylor's bald head. You're so liberal you trim your pubes with scissors. You're so liberal you have to co, you have a coexist magnet on your car. Oh. You're so liberal, you have an Eve was framed magnet on the back of your car. Is that really, is that?

Wow. I was driving in Nebraska actually and I pulled up next to this like, like shitty RAV4 and the whole bumper and tailgate was covered in stickers like that. And it was co-exist. He was framed. All the shit. Next time, take a picture. That would be great.

You're so liberal. You believe in science. Put Taylor in a fedora and game over. I agree. You're so conservative you actually think Hillary had a pizza shop and drank baby's blood you're so liberal you believe in climate change Seve what did you cook for Haley's birthday dinner? I didn't I sat in front of this computer to make $50 off of YouTube on my wife's 50th birthday. You're so conservative you think Sevan is a left of center.

That should be you're so liberal. You're so conservative you think Sevan will become a Christian. Pat Lang, Bryson that's because you look gay not exaggerating. Yeah you look gay dude. Listen there is a chance that Maris's dad is a little gay because she's attracted to men who are like her father. You just have to know that. Just is what it is. Look a little gay. You have a gay calmness to you, like Douglas Murray or Reuben, like those gay pundits with a certain calmness and confidence in yourself. Oh, John Woolley. You're so liberal, you're me. That would be insane. I'm only at Dacoons. I'm so far behind. You're so liberal, you brush with Metuthean.

We're brushing... Okay. You're so liberal, you tried to rename Peto Minor Attracted Person. Wow, solid. You're so old, you think Brian Pito minor attracted person. Wow solid You're so old you think Brian friend is a senior analyst in the CrossFit space you're so liberal you believe in science you're so liberal You think life is supposed to be fair. You're so liberal You're offended when a man holds open the door for you But will welcome a man into your dressing room if he wears women's clothes Wow Wow

That's a great one. You're so liberal. You're offended when a man holds the door before you, but you welcome a man into your dressing room, into your daughter's changing room. You're so liberal you wear flip-flops with jeans. You're so liberal you think SNL is funny. You're so liberal you miss the golf shows. You're so liberal you hate guns but love John Wick movies. I can see JR getting a pedicure twice a month for sure.

For sure. You're so liberal you think sexual preference is a choice? Oh that one's gonna trigger Pat. This guy's accent will get him deported. Oh I'm so far behind. Yeah you're like hundreds of comments back. You're so liberal you think the fire department should have a BMI of at least 40. You're so liberal you wear Subaru hoodies. That's how how's the how's the um how's the Craig Richie uh Ozempic poll going? 170 180 votes. Here I'll just pull it up. I'm so conservative

I can't use my real name in YouTube comment section. You're so liberal you eat pussy with a fork. Oh, with an N95 mask. Wow. Oh, okay. There it is. Well. You're so liberal you use ask me anything on your Instagram Teresa these bodies inspire the fuck out of me cross-eyed girls by far of the best athletic figure that's true

and that's nice to like though depends on who it is you're so liberal you peel the banana then eat it in two bites you're so liberal you peel the banana then eat it in two bites. You're so liberal you peel the banana and eat it in one bite. I disagree they should name the team names after STDs. Oh that would be good. You're so conservative you want people deported then get pissed when all you can hire is lazy white people on their phones all day. You're so liberal you eat bananas through your anus. It's like my kid made that joke up. It doesn't even make sense but it just says anus in it. You're so liberal you sent a cease and desist over a no rep shirt. You're so liberal you started a brand without a product. You're so conservative that you get upset when women has your profile picture.

Somebody needs to change. Jeremy. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody needs to change and it's not going to be me. Yeah, that was weird. But I gotta give him a pass. Should I put a thirst trap like standee? Yes, please. Just wait till you get to her newest comment. You'll get to see the new masterpiece.

I had the norovirus a couple days ago. So the dishwasher is full and dishes are clean. Should I empty before Mrs. gets home from church or just leave my dirty dishes in the sink? Remember, football's on. Leaves the dirty dishes. That's a no-brainer. You killed two birds with one stone.

She won't bother you, she'll be busy emptying the dishwasher. Sandy, I see those mustaches and I think they give each other rim jobs. Wow. Yeah, me too. Nice. Maris thinks that too. the liberal you're gay. Wow. And you're so liberal you have that gay flag like training think tank. You're so liberal you think it's smart not to have voter ID. You're so liberal you live in an RV. What? I don't get it. I don't get it either. I don't get it. I'm trying to catch up. Oh, I made it.

I'm annoyed by how far back Sevan is. Put up Rihanna's comment. Oh, I might change it again, testing out this one. Testing. Hold on. Let's play a commercial. I need 30 seconds. Tell you how it works.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, Christ. Why? Oh Jesus Christ why just coexist damn it. That's pretty much the show's over. That's see. I'm thinking about, I want to try, I want to get Thomas Seyfried on. Let me play this, let me play this clip for you guys. Show is so fun. So it's all over now. Right. Here we go.

Thomas Seyfried, I've hung out with him a half dozen times at Greg's house. Great guy. Great guy. He's a professor. He's got a big lab at the University of Boston. If I were to have... Oh, how come I don't have any audio? I can hear it.

Oh, let me see what's going on here. I would cast her. Cancer. The first thing you're going to do is you're going to get your GKI down. I don't care how hard it is. GKI is glucose ketone index. So if you have cancer, the first thing you need to do is get glucose ketone index down. You get it closer to 2.0 or below, below one, you're going to start killing cancer cells. We take zero carb diets for about 10 days to see where your GKI is.

You can start to see it stair step down in the right direction. And then from there, you can step off into water only fasting. That's when we come in with the battery of drugs, these repurposed drugs, hammer the glutamine and further lower the glucose. These tumor cells are toast.

They can't handle this kind of a dramatic change in your body. They up and die. And not only that, the body cells compete directly with the tumor cells, starving them even further. And not only that, it's called autolytic cannibalism. I've never heard of that. Autolytic cannibalism? Yeah, I've heard of autophagy, Autolytic cannibalism? Yeah, I've heard of autophagy, but autolytic cannibalism. I got to have this guy on. This is so stupid. I haven't had him on.

Your body actually goes after the tumor cells and uses them for the fuel for the rest of the cells that are healthy. It's unbelievable. You have this evolutionary biology in action. That's interesting. I got it. We will have a blast with that dude. That dude's so fucking cool. You're so liberal.

You like chocolate donuts because they look like buttholes. You're so liberal. You think this chat is about you. You're so liberal. You think Sporty Beth has the greatest tits in CrossFit. Well I'm saving that Thomas Siegfried one. I'm going to play that again. Do you want to know what it's like? Do you want to know what it's like being a cop? I'm going to show you exactly what it's like being a cop.

And you tell me, this is your everyday life. This isn't a one-off. This isn't an isolated incident. This is what it's like being a cop, this is what it's like being a doctor, unfortunately too, and that's why it's so frustrating when you go to the hospital or when you interact with cops because they're so, this is the average person you have to deal with. The fuck are you talking about Mike McCasky? No topic today?

Your fucking glory hole is our fucking topic. What do you mean we've been on topic all day? This is the most focused show ever. We just did liberal jokes forever. No topic. You're so liberal you think TikTok was a profession. That's solid. You're so liberal you didn't even know what today's topic was. This is what it's like being a cop. That's why when you see a cop and a cop car just parked somewhere or just somewhere, just say thank you to them. This is exactly what it's like being a cop get your fucking head wrapped around this

This is what it's like this is all this is like at the 10 yard line of what it's like talking to you Pat Lang Too not it's not it's not horrible. It's only the 10 yard line But here it is ready Today is because your your tag your license plate has been expired since 2013 I run it and shows to, it's got suspended in 2014. That's the reason for the stop. My question was, what's your emergency? Do you have an emergency?

Is there a particular cause for concern? Why did you pull me over if there's no emergency? That's why it's the extra suspended license plate. Suspended license, expired tags, 10 years old and um she won't roll down the window so he has to keep putting his ear up to the uh window so you don't have an emergency i would love to help you if you have an emergency i can't hear you i'm sorry i would love to help you if you have an emergency sir yes ma'am it's a traffic stop it's not an emergency do you have a driver's license well are you making any assumptions or presumptions here today?

I can't. I can't hear you. Are you making any assumptions or presumptions here today? Ma'am, I just need to see your driver's license. Well, you're under the assumption that I drive. Am I what? You're under the assumption that I drive. Okay. Do you have a driver's license? What's your articulable reason for stopping me? Okay. Do you have a driver's license? What's your articulable reason for stopping

me? Okay. Do you have a driver's license with you today or an ID? I don't drive. I travel, sir. What's that mean? I don't drive. I travel. You think this is not a skit. This is truly, this is every, yeah, get the fuck out of the car bitch. Yeah. I swear, hey, I, at this point, at this point, if that cop is my son, I tell him put the tax down in front of her car and ask for backup and get my fucking taser out At that point i'm like, uh, you're dealing with a full-blown crazy Yeah, she's nuts. She shouldn't even be driving. I'm concerned traveling. Sorry. I'm concerned. I can't see her hands at this point

Okay Do you have a driver's license or I don't drive so is am I do I have to show you any kind of driver's license? I don't drive. So do I have to show you any kind of driver's license? I have you on camera saying that I by law have to show you a driver's license. That's correct. Yes, ma'am. That's kind of inaccurate. Can you call your supervisor?

And are you familiar? I would be so happy if she said that would you call my supervisor? I would need I would be dying for someone else to have to experience that if I experience that absolutely Caleb you it's like a giant set of tits like I'd have to be like hey you got to see these I'd be like hey, dude. This is it. That's a human being dude That's fucking how did that thing get like that? Autocalyptic cannibalism is a process where cells digest other cells or parts of their own cells It's a way of cells to survive and maintain cell function autophagy is a form of auto-caloric. Oh, okay. All right

Yeah, get the fuck out of the car bitch Yeah, get the fuck out of the car bitch. It's not a skit they rehearsed this shit. This is just asking for more trouble. Oh, you think this is her account? So Wanyanda? Uh, oh no. Oh, that is her. Her account. I didn't even know that. Listen to this. These situations are frustrating for me because I changed. Maybe ruined my entire life because I was tired as fuck of getting pulled over while black in Kansas. Like, like she thinks that she was getting pulled over because she was

black. Is that what she's saying? Yeah, except she's been driving on a suspended license for 10 years. I can't even estimate how many times I was pulled over while driving in the Midwest other than enough to make me decide to leave a nice suburb and money at center to live in San Francisco where I mostly can walk or take public transportation to do by or experience anything within 30 minutes or less that traveling law and not. So that's how crazy she is. She posted this thinking that this somehow validated her the traveling law or not needing

a driver's license and so on does have some legal standing if you've never obtained one if you never Agreed to be under the laws Jurisdiction you can't claim you're traveling with no need of registration plates after you paid to obtain Registration plates then you're not claiming the law is invalid or doesn't apply to you. You're protesting It's ongoing jurisdiction over you but in order to legally protest it you have to subject yourselves to the laws jurisdiction I wonder if she stops at red lights and shit I wonder like how far she takes that that's crazy I wonder if she thinks it's okay that women are raped because it's just put you're just part of the law the societal law

Like hey, dude, that's just the law not raping women not molesting kids just a law right just part of the legal jurisdiction There's many many times you have no legal reason to identify yourself or provide identification while driving a car isn't one of them. They made the process as easy as possible. You don't have to and shouldn't argue with a cop during a traffic stop sign. And you've been informed, you've been accused and agree to argue in court. If anything, that's it. Cops can make it complicated.

You keep it simple. Is it? I don't know. I can't tell if this is really her, Sowanda. Is it Dwen Yondo? Oh, it's just a page of repost stuff. The reason I stopped you today is because you're... What's the handle on the video say? Does it... Oh. Ant last world.

Anyway, that's what it's like being a cop. That's not like... That's not even... This isn't even an outlier. It's not even um, that's not even this isn't even an outlier It's not even his video either what the fuck you're so liberal you don't drive you travel Wow Ten or fifteen minutes before my husband pulls her out of the car I mean I Just find it hard to believe that's even the same thing that I am.

Whatever I am, you know what I mean? Yeah. You have the same makeup. Yeah, it's like, it's like... Anyway, that's a cop. That's cop's life. There you go. You want to know what it's like to live in New York? Here's what it's like to live in New York.

Trampled. I mean, literally trampled. Um, afterwards, the police told me that three people stepped on me. Roslyn Landsman, a mother of two and grandmother from Roslyn Heights, was with her husband, Marty, last Wednesday celebrating her 75th birthday. The married couple of 45 years was holding hands while walking on Canal Street. That's really the last thing I remember. Surveillance video captured her 79 year old husband getting knocked to the ground

before helplessly crawling to reach her. He thought I was dead. The retired New York City speech and language teacher was knocked unconscious, suffering from a broken clavicle and ribs, one of her lung. The NYPD was doing a raid on illegal vendors who frequently set up shop to sell knockoff merchandise on the popular strip near Lafayette. It's what sparked the suspects to run. I bet that they don't even know what they did. They're very active people and... That lady looks like a libtard. This will change the way they do everything. We got, let's watch them get trampled

It's crazy. What is crazy afterwards? The police told me that three people stepped on me Roslyn landsman a mother Look, so they're panicking because the cops are there too. And look you see her right there her head. Yeah Now watch her just get just look at this guy's grabbing this guy's shirt like get back fool Grandmother from Roslyn Heights was with her husband. Look at her. Oh shit. Did you see her husband was just on the ground to celebrate? Yeah, over to birthday a married couple of 45 years was holding hands while walking on Canal Street That's really the last thing I remember Surveillance video captured her 79 year old husband getting knocked to the ground before helplessly crawling to reach her. He thought I was dead.

You look dead. She looks like she's about to be for sure. Imagine that your mom getting just fucking trampled. Yeah, especially if they're normally like able to walk around and do whatever they want. And now all of a sudden they, I mean, their mobility is severely decreased and they're probably not going to be able to travel very well ever again. Look at look at the comments of posters blaming the NYPD. Yeah, it's crazy.

They should have been more tactical with their take down. Yeah, they shouldn't have let those guys in the in the city in the first place. They should have shot those guys. Good thing those guys are keeping the economy going in the country. Right, Pat? This shit is crazy. I really want to know if this is true right here. This shit is amazing. Wait till you hear this story. Listen to this. I gave this speech at Stanford in 2016, which went pretty viral.

We have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric of how society works. And he and I have not spoken since. Wow, what do you make of his Joe Rogan appearance? I think it's a calculation to manage the conditions on the field. Because it's time to get back to our roots around free expression on Facebook and Instagram. There's an incredible picture in Donald Trump's book.

In that book is a picture of Zuck, and it says, you know, Zuck was the nicest guy to my face, but then would work against me to turn over the election. I've made it very clear that if he tries to do anything like that again, he'll go to prison for the rest of his life. That's what Trump says. Do you think he's directly responding to the threats that you have made to him in the past? He said to me a number of times over a number of years, basically, I'm a kind of 70s liberal

and I really believe in free speech. Well, he's basically said, you know, I was bullied by the national security state. I mean, that's got to feel like a lot of pressure. Why don't you go fuck yourself? That's what I would say. Maybe that's why I'm not a billionaire. There are billionaires. Go f*** yourself.

Is that clear? I hope it is. You know, I keep. So fucking Trump told Zuck, if you fuck around again, you're toast. You're going to jail for life. Would not be surprised if he told him that. It's crazy is that Zuckerberg tried so hard to be like one of the cool kids and like dictate everything for himself.

Yeah, I want all of a sudden he gets somebody tells him, hey, you need to do this thing. He's like, okay, yeah, I'll do that. Like suddenly he can be controlled by some outside entity. I don't know. He's spineless. He's a piece of shit. This is perfect for this show. Here we go. Brace yourself. This is this is this is crazier than the car, the cop and the woman video.

Parents of trans species kids, what are we doing about Donald Trump getting rid of the trans species child tax credit? Excuse me, getting rid of the what? Because for the past four years since Biden got in office, I've been receiving $12,000 a year because... Repeat that slowly. You've been receiving what? My son identifies as a cat and that's counted as a disability.

I don't, I don't think I can even reply to what you just said, not get a community violation. So they send me a thousand dollars a month, um, to help with raising him and his transition and all that. Excuse my ignorance, his transition to a cat? But Donald Trump's getting rid of that. So what are we going to do? Because I've been using that to pay for my mortgage payment. Well, half of it because my mortgage payment is $2,000. But what are we going to do? I feel like I'm slow.

That sky is beautiful today. Or that's some crazy math you just did. And this bind financially, because my son, since he identifies as a cat, the school doesn't really tolerate his cat-like behaviors. Parents of trans-species kids. What do we do? Parents of trans species kids. He was getting $12,000 a month from Biden for that. A year. Yeah, it's an ask an ask it. It's crazy. That's an SNL skit. It's crazy. There's no way.

That's why all of our money has to go to Ukraine. And that's why nobody stateside has any money for rebuilding anything. How is she going to pay her mortgage now that her kid, hey, at some point you got to be doing a TikTok. She started doing a TikTok channel talking about how her kids are fucking fucking cat and then she'd probably make more money off of that Then she would have off the government Should have leveraged those leverage those kids Fake god, I hope so fucked up Alright This I want to show you this is what happens when you let Black play tennis.

Welcome this guy, Gale Monfils. This shit is insane. Tennis is such a hard sport. And the amount of skill this guy has in this sport, I don't even understand really how this is happening, but this is it. Here we go. This is when, uh, this is what happens when you let the blacks play tennis. Here we go you get people smiling that's a first white tennis players don't smile Novak does but that's about it after at the end Like dude if you did that your tennis instructor would kill you if you jumped and hit a ball like that I remember when I was This guy gives no fucks zero fucks good when I when I would go to like tennis camp when I was... This guy gives no fucks, zero fucks. Go ahead. When I would go to like tennis camp when I was a kid, I used to like... I used to have two forehands.

I would just switch my... Switch the racket in my hand. And the dude would yell at me every time. Like, dude, what does it matter? I have two fucking forehands. Let me fucking... Let me play with two forehands. This guy's backspin is so oh my god. Oh he's made it. I'm no stage did he really look like anything was going to happen then all of a sudden he produces that gem. What

the fuck. I mean the mental awareness you have to do that to be able to act like you're not gonna get it and then get it and I Mean his confidence is insane Dude the tennis court is massive. And that guy just, yeah, it's just nuts. Holy shit. I showed this to my kids they were tripping. Oh that is outrageous. This guy has got some serious skill when he's able to pull it off.

What the fuck? This guy could save tennis. How tall is that dude? Does anyone know how tall that dude is? He's probably 6'3", 6'4". He looks huge. Anyway, we'll get dinged for this. Anyway, someone said he's been around for a while. He's 38. Oh, really?

He's old as fuck. Yeah, he looked old. Oh, God, who cares how many tournaments. The thing is, man, I'd watch that. I'd pay money to go see that in person he was number six in the world at one point yeah he's incredible bring tennis to the inner city all right I'm tired. I tapped out.

Thanks for helping me write a book and make money off you guys. Once Sandy changed her profile picture is kind of meh. I lost all my steam. Yeah. I have some J six stuff, tranny stuff FBI files firefighters he's 38 he ain't saving anything I don't know my but it did be number four Taylor fritz last week at the Australian open no shit Wow

I use the liberal US girl Peggy You ask girl to peg you. Oof. He's... It's not... Listen, it's so hard to showboat in this sport because of the finesse you need with the racket and just the... There's so much fucking room for error hitting that little ball. Once you start playing a little tennis or watch people play, I used to think it was stupid. I like, I throw it in there with fucking like baseball, golf, but probably those two if you just start paying attention you could start to enjoy it How are the Doders doing they winning probably fucking horrible last time last night they were in like, huh They're not good. They're not winning first place. Oh, they're horrible

They last night they were in like 22nd place Let me go look Team women refresh the leaderboard here. Let's see. What do we got? Stan? He's got something else new here That was like a dead fly. I was like a fly stepped on no, it's a it's a turtle. She probably actually took that picture. I Do like the other one way better though the daughters No, it's a it's a turtle. She probably actually took that picture. I do like the other one way better though. The daughters. Hey, what the fuck?

I missed them. I hope I hope people don't I hope athletes don't get it confused that we like you because you win. Nineteenth. You have to know that. If Dallin wasn't so good, we would still like him as a person, but we wouldn't like him. If you're not winning, we don't like you. That's the whole thing. We're not watching the sport to get to know you.

If we wanted to get to know you, we'd go on Tinder. We like the people who are winning. And then we make a little wiggle room for some weird shit. Who is the kid out of Washington? Cody Anderson. Make a little room for Colton, Spiels. Yellow Host is kind of weird looking cool. Danny Spiegel and that giant fat ass.

But you still got to be cool if we're gonna like you for sure like you got you got you got you got to be cool but and you got to win something sorry you still got to win something you can't just be a complete shit show you can't be 20 seconds because we're just not then it's like hey just don't play you're just taking up a spot you know what i mean by that yeah i get what you're saying like letting the kid come out on the field with Down syndrome to play one one like play and football yeah when you're up by 40 it's cool once yeah but that's it yeah dude Dude, Taylor's such a G, dude. Taylor's such a G. You're crazy.

He actually puts it, I don't even have to, I'm not even gonna argue that. You're retarded, Jeremy, if you think that that's like, he's such a G. You think, you're so liberal that you think sitting in the drive-through lane at line at Starbucks for 40 minutes every day is just my morning routine You're so liberal that you think that people the Europe when your sports When you're a professional athlete you think people like you for others anything else besides winning? That's true Hey, standee hit me up next weekend. You can go to AJ's in Boathouse.

We catchins new booze. Does she got her boobs out? The new ones, the new hammers? I haven't seen them. Yesterday they just wore all black. That starbucks one was pretty good. Let's see. Yeah, Taylor's won the people. That's for sure. He's a beast. Oh, I like professional athletes for their money too. Yeah, they're not doing so you're so liberal you like your own post Oh shut it

You're such a cuck that you think liking your own post is weird It's kind of weird but oh I took my boys into like there's a you know there's stores here that sell um There's along the beaches, you know, there's like stores that sell like, you know, like hats and suntan lotion and shells. Oh, Annie looks good I can't believe uh catching doesn't have her titties out on pulled. Oh, there we go I can't believe Katchen doesn't have her titties out on pulled... oh there we go. They should have done this like five years ago. Yeah they hated Sarah though. Well they must have buried the hatchet. So you know how they have the stores on the beach and they sell like little knickknacks like frisbees and plastic shovels that break when your kids use them and shit. So every

time I'm here I take my kids in there to get something and this is what Avi chose. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, what is that? I'm like, it's a class. It's a, it's for climate change. It's a glass. So you only drink small amounts of water. So you don't take all the water. He like really i was like yeah there you go it's smart oh he said it's for whiskey who told you that oh grammy told you but i don't think you're dumb but you believe me when i told you it was for drinking water small amount oh you didn't oh dude you eat you eat food like you're in prison you he said i am in prison hey uh they were with these group of kids and these kids told them they're like your dad's your dad sucks and they're like why they're like doesn't let you eat sugar he doesn't let you go

out places without him and he's ugly wow dude we were at the beach playing the other day and they told me that and I go I go what do you think Ari I go it's okay if some of those are true he's's like you're not ugly Wow, dude Fuck them kids Anyway, all right, so my kids got a little knickknack from the but No, I'm gonna take you out now all right guys love you guys today's sunday i don't know if there's any other shows today or what's going on make sure you go check out spin show uh i'm sure he's gonna have drag john on there and make him cover

teams um should be absolutely horrible but at least they're funny i watched their show yesterday and not i watched their show but not the coverage of the event You're so liberal if you were police you'd let black people off speeding to show some crackers ain't too bad Okay, nice Did I just have a kid behind me? Shirtless kid? You did. Oh, Glenton's on later. All right.

Thank you. Jake. Nice to have you. Shared up a little late, but whatever. You need to get Dara back on the show. She's always up to... Who's Dara? Sarah.

Oh, Sarah. I tried to get her on. I reached out to her. She told me to get with her agent. I got with her agent. That's it. What can I do? Let me see. I'll check my whatsapp. What are they even good for? Nothing. I got nothing. Just absolutely absolutely useless people. Useless. Now what's this? Oh, 8.30 AM Pacific Standard Time. Oh, maybe a spin went live already this morning.

Yeah, it did. We went right through that show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We went right through that show. Oopsies. Okay, well let's walk to the store and buy milk. Oh shit Trump launches immigration enforcement in Chicago. All right, time to go put on Fox News. You're so liberal. You're as useful as CrossFit agent. Binge Rose is not dead.

Probably tonight. That's a good point. Hiller Binge Rose is not dead. Probably we'll do it tonight. Oh yeah. Let's do that. Let's watch Dexter episode seven and we'll come on tonight. All right.

Love you guys. Caleb. Thank you. See you guys later. Bye bye.