The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #21 | Live Call In

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

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Crazy crazy crazy. They ripped the video Athena. What's up, girl? Hey, that's so trippy last night. I was just wondering where your next scaled nation Seminar was gonna be I didn't know if you were going directly to England or where you guys were going next. K, what's up, dude? For those of you who don't know, oh, hey, Whitney Davis just finished

72-hour fast. Crazy. Hey, it's amazing. Did you guys see the video with Dana White talking about the fast he did? He did a 24-hour fast with some electrolytes and then he did. He did a 24-hour fast with some electrolytes. And then he did two days of just bone broth. Oh, at Proven.

Awesome. Shit, what's the date on that? Where would I go? Scaled Nation to see it? Congrats. What a great location. Is it in their new gym? What a beautiful gym.

Scaled Nation. Proven. And are their seats still available scaled nation here we go here we go uh where do i go we are now a crossfit uh preferred provider i think that means you get continued education. Attend a seminar. Here we go. Where's the dates? Am I close? I'm not even close. I didn't click the right button. This is a beautiful website.

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april do you remember march april working with large uh hamilton montana is the next one all the way in march oh i'm screwing this up oh wait upcoming yeah look at i don't see it oh gym accelerator summit nashville tennessee is that no that's april i don't see proven oops there you go anyway there it is doesn't matter this is still cool missoula looks like it'd be a cool place to do it. At Bitter Root CrossFit. March 30th. Damn, you got a nice website. What was I doing?

Man, you should see me try to work the TV. Whew. What a mess. What a mess. Oh, look, Riley. It's a picture of Greg's seed. His bushy seed. It's time to start wearing the...

Sweatbands again. Dang, it's cold. Oh, no, I can't see you. I can't see you. Oh, maybe I sent you the wrong link. I can't see you. Did I send you the wrong link, Greg can't see you. They send you the wrong link, Greg.

Hold on. Invite, uh, copy, uh, shit. Maybe I sent Greg the wrong link. I was wondering where he was.

How about here? How about this one? Too cold for sweatpants. Uh, I'm wearing long johns underneath my pants yeah I'm wearing long johns too cold for sweat bands maybe sweat pants gray please I'm wearing blue

victos killers pants before if you're ever invited on the podcast the day before you come on you get a notice susan sends you a little text hey did i send you the wrong link i don't know oh probably it happens one in six guests gets the wrong link okay i got in but you weren't there oh yeah i've been here for i've been here for six months. I'm sure I sent you the wrong link.

I don't know why I do that sometimes. Hi. Good morning. Hey, dude, I was tripping just now in the shower. We've been crazy consistent. Yeah, good. I was thinking of that too, coming out of the shower. I don't know why, but...

Sailboats, islands, hotel rooms with some great connections, different houses, different rooms. Back in the sunshine with cool weather, which is just wonderful. Is that your office or is that the classroom? It's my office. Office, okay. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you, man. I saw you every day for like four days, and then I basically haven't talked to you.

I mean, I've said hi to you on the phone for like two seconds, but I haven't talked to you in a week. Yeah, it's hard with all the kids around. I was trying to remember, well, and your transition, right? Like your re-entry, like checking your underwear drawer, making sure the pool doesn't have a dead possum in it, shit like that, right? When you show up to the house again. I tell you what, we were all kind of hit with the jet lag coming back on this last trip. I called you. We were 12 hours away time-wise you know clockwise and so on the re-entry you settled on something in between which means you're going to bed at 6 00 p.m and waking up at midnight ready to go just Just exactly wrong.

People are saying to turn up your mic. How's that? I turned up his mic. Tell me if that's better. Is that better? Let me know, guys. Hey, did you ever crack the code on jet lag? Like, you know, are you like, hey, so this is how you do it.

You eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You go to you follow the sun and you make sure you try to get back on schedule. Or is it like, fuck you? I just because the way i eventually did it is i just ignored it and i would just get up and go to bed whenever i felt like it and eventually would just settle in yeah we we would keep a pretty gnarly pace right hit the ground running i mean there wasn't a lot of downtime and uh that made a difference. And staying awake on the flight. I mean, I've traveled internationally with you. We're the only people, including the stewardesses, that haven't fallen asleep.

Right. So I think that helped. But I've never gone somewhere and stayed for weeks at a time. So I think you were just kind of running on one big adrenaline rush of the trip. Starts here, ends here. Here's what we're going to do, right? And it becomes mission-driven, and you don't notice. Probably coming back home.

But recreational travel that has you on the other side of the world for a month at a time, it's it's a trip coming back. For instance, the return from Zurich with the family. We took off in the afternoon and it never got dark and we landed the following day at afternoon, you know, calendar-wise, clockwise, right? So it was, you know, 13 hours of flying in the afternoon. And the kids were, of course, everyone up at 1 a.m., ready for what's next. And you nailed it. Mission driven.

You go on a trip, you get somewhere, you only have a week on the ground in Italy. You're not going to fuck around. You're with the sun's out. You're going to be out. You come home and you don't got a fucking job and you don't have any kid toddlers,

which you do. You just take your sweet time getting back into the groove of things. But if you have like, like you come back, you got a three-year-old and a five-year-old like like you don't i guess you don't really get to like you don't get dude we took him with us yeah but i mean even when you come back like when you get back on the time schedule you don't get to fool around whatever they if they're up you're up

yeah um yet it's amazing well you know you're taking a three-year-old to see the oldest extant catholic church that was sits on the on the the grounds of a roman emperor right and your three-year-old's like fuck this just unabashedly. Just, it's cool. Give me some crayons. I'll fix this thing. No, they don't care at all.

I'll draw right on this thing, this artifact. Yesterday, I called you because I was in the middle of your Cindy because I was trying to remember Saloom Maruthi's name. Yeah. It's weird because he was such a great, cool guy. Also a thief, but just a great, cool guy, but also a thief. But a great guy, but a thief. You know what I mean? You think that those two, do you agree with that assessment of him?

Can you be a thief and a great guy? I think you can. Yeah, you know. Especially in the context of where he lived and his situation. Jeff Cain would always invariably, with assurance, you'd hear him say, that's what it is to be human, right? Right. It's always the line for for dichotomies and

expectation of behavior um yeah you know we knew a great guy that turned out to be a murderer do i know him yeah the dude that uh the dude that killed his wife was he in the military? Floyd's buddy. We were there when Kiel's... Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. When Kiel's profiled his ass,

and at lunch, he was showing us... He was showing us... Right. FaceTiming with a friend, like at San Quentin. Did he kill his wife, he killed himself or both? Yeah both Both But what not George Floyd

Not Pink Floyd Floyd Mayweather Yeah Remember that? Remember hanging with that guy yeah miranda did too greg walked into we walked into the bar in um uh at the four seasons in beverly hill and you befriended george floyd's best friend from like elementary school who ran george floyd's uh the money team business right that's the guy right big giant dude yeah yeah he was like he was like in childhood he was floyd's bodyguard

god i forgot all about that guy and then you got him hooked up training at a crossfit gym in los angeles and his personal trainer was miranda alchrez miranda oldroyd at the time this is all true and had he had everyone rapping and but most of all laughing what an upbeat personality and then and then what happened he called George Floyd George he called the Floyd Floyd Mayweather what was this do you Do you remember when he shot his... He thought... I remember you had a great theory that basically he found out Floyd was fucking his wife. Ah, yeah.

Mayweather. Floyd Mayweather. Was that your wife telling you to keep it down? No. Saying Mayweather. Mayweather. Oh, she's yelling from the other room? Yeah.

Oh, she's yelling from the other room? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Do you remember going to that gym? You're the one telling the story and getting all the details wrong. That's normal. Okay. Do you want to... My theory of my ass, i'm not standing by that okay it was a horrible tragedy that made no sense it was nothing i could ever make sense of

but i did i did look he called he called he called the guy up and the murder suicide went down anyways and homeslice takes himself to the Lakers game to deal with it, right? Floyd does. Yeah. See if I can pull up the... Get the guy's name. Anyways, was he a great guy You know I thought so

What does that mean He was delightfully entertaining Oh Earl Hayes That was the guy's name I just pulled up this article where 50 Cent also had a similar theory. 50 Cent accused Floyd Mayweather of... Oh, I got all my Floyds mixed up. Accused Mayweather of causing his friend's suicide.

Damn. Damn The whole thing was just super sad Yeah To a guy that again the subject was Can you be a great guy What is it that is what it is to be human Yeah He just didn't seem half cocked

Right In any way shape shape, or form. Although he was so nice. Sometimes when people are so nice, I think that maybe it's like to hide something. Yeah, crazy that this guy's gone. I was looking at this picture. It's weird. I wonder how people remembered stuff before pictures.

As soon as I see his face, all these memories come racing back. Yeah, anyways. Go ahead. He came right over to the table. We hung out with him a few times. In fact, he followed us into Kiehl's where we got to see firsthand some bad treatment of someone because of their skin color. That's right. That was crazy, right?

What did they say to him? Was that a Japanese lady who did it too? It was like a Japanese lady, right? I don't know. I don't know. Those Asians are crazy racist. Not white people. Tell that story.

That's a crazy story. I forgot about that. You're doing a fine job. I was outside when that happened. Yeah, I forgot about that. He handled it good though, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was sad.

I thought. I was embarrassed. Hey, it was pretty much the end of my relationship with those people. I remember that. I think you walked out. you didn't even buy your shit there i think you had a whole counter full of shit and they they treated him like shit and you're like fuck you and you left i was outside dying when i heard the story you know i like the only thing we saw that was

that was interesting is that he's FaceTiming guys at San Quentin who aren't supposed to have phones, right? From inside the joint. That was kind of a trip. And did you talk to them? I forgot about that. We were sitting there. We were sitting at the Ivy.

We're just trashing brands of all sorts here today. We were at the Ivy and he was showing us. We're like, whoa, dude. Hey, hi hi to marvin you know he's doing 20. remember that and he's got a phone yeah now that you tell me all these things are like popping back into my head did you like the ivy yeah yeah yeah me too yeah yeah me too what a cool easy walk from the from the hotel what a fucking cool place and right down from the um uh starbucks where we saw the the knife and gun incident that's a true story too i bet you if we went down there today we wouldn't't recognize that area. I bet you it's all fucked up and boarded up and all that shit. I bet you it's got problems.

I bet you it's dangerous. Did you, were you and I talking about what's going on in Oakland with their sporting teams? Yeah. Yeah. I think I shared with you something that I had read. Did a legacy of an incredible sporting achievement. Oakland loses third major sports team in five years as A's sign Las Vegas deal.

This is nuts. So they lost the Warriors, the Raiders, and the A's. And it was 65-year win streak, basically, in one or several sports. Dude, there's nothing positive going on in that city if you look online, too. Like, if I typed in Oakland right now in news, it's crazy. It's a violent, fucked-up place. It's like third world. Do you remember, like, when you used to think about going to South America as a kid

and you're like, fuck, I don't know if I'm up for that? I feel like that's what's happened to some of those cities that we have. Do you feel that way? It's gotten like that? You mean like LA and San Francisco? Yeah, and Portland. Well, not Portland so much, but... Excuse me.

What a mess. As President... As President Dave Cavall told the Las Vegas Review Journal on Wednesday What a mess. As president, as president Dave Cavall told the Las Vegas review journal on Wednesday, that the team had turned its attention to Las Vegas after the friction persisted, persisted in a roughly 15 year attempt to build a new baseball stadium along Oakland's waterfront. The Vegas stadium will be $1.5 billion,

30,000 seat ballpark, retractable roof. And here we go. I wonder why they don't use the stadium that the other teams are already in. The Raiders left for a $1.9 billion stadium, a brand new stadium in Las Vegas. Raiders left for a $1.9 billion stadium, a brand new stadium in Las Vegas. And the Warriors left for a $1.4 billion stadium in San Francisco.

Holy shit. So I guess that's the deal. You build a team, a stadium, and they leave. You build them some new shit. I wonder what happens to all the old shit, the old stadium and all the old venues. You know, Sebi, there's some kind of inconsistency with a nice place to live and a nice place to have 100,000 fucking assholes come hang out and get drunk. Well, these days they're wealthy assholes though right i mean they're people like tickets aren't cheap right still imagine the nightmare of living near a stadium right okay

i see what you're saying yeah the the week every weekend there's traffic 52 weekends a year unless you can figure out some kind of park in my scam, you know? And drunk drivers and noise and... Oh, you mean where you charge... Congestion. Right. You mean like where you charge people to park on your front yard for $100 on your lawn? Yeah, that's kind of cool. Yeah.

You can see the houses that have been kept afloat by that as you get near the event. But it's no place to live. Well, Alison, NYC. Good morning, Alison. All the best cities are a mess.

Yes. I was just, I was just talking with a buddy of ours, um, Greg, and I was asking him if he thinks San Francisco will ever, uh, turn around.

And he was pointing out to me that remember, remember when it used to all just be sequestered in the tenderloin? And now it's just everywhere. Yeah. San Francisco's turned into a complete and utter shithole. What a trip. You think it turns around in the next 10 years?

Can we have two Trump kits back in? Yeah, you think he wins? Dude, I got no crystal ball for this shit. We've gone through and are in the middle of things that I would have thought were 50, 60 years away 10 years ago. Would you go as far as to say this is a collapse of civilization or do you think it's just maybe just uh you know that's a that's your thesis i'm i'm uh i would be a better listener than an arguer isn't it just a drug isn't it isn't it are we just seeing a drug situation like with alcohol and weed and

cocaine people can still function but somehow some drug is some drugs have become popular that's like making people walk bent over and isn't that all that this is or 80 of what we're seeing happen to our cities those people need to be just all swept up and thrown in jail until they sober up and then let out and just keep repeating until they get off or die. It seems that there's concomitant processes of making people stupider and then getting them to find exceptions to our standard principles of decency or morality. And they go hand in hand. and they go hand in hand. Like the allowing of all the crime and this behavior on the streets openly with kids walking by as they go to school

is the moral failing of the society and then there's the drug problem that's giving people to be stupid and have the moral failing? Is that what you mean? The things that you're asked to believe that end up serving you this pile of shit for a, for a city.

I mean, let's go to the sanctuary city. How about, why don't to top off being a sanctuary city? Why doesn't New York declare itself a fentanyl free zone? Meaning you can get fentanyl free there, or they won't prosecute crimes regarding fentanyl. Another social experiment.

What was the end state? Look how obvious, look how fucking obvious the outcome. There's an irony, and that is that the open border mantra that is the sanctuary city was presumed to have effect only in Texas and in Arizona, right? Not New York City. So it was hypocritical, insincere, lefty bullshit to begin with. The problem with Sanctuary City is they turned into one. And it took crushing destructive effect. Caller, hi.

Is that because of me? No, no, no. Caller. Hey, good morning, guys. Hey. Very good morning. Have a good morning. Good morning.

We're in New York. In New York, as Sebi has pointed out, Mayor Adams has declared New York a sanctuary city. Can you hold on one second? I just want to, for people who don't know, I just want to be very clear. A sanctuary city, this is from Wikipedia, sanctuary city is a municipality that limits

or denies its cooperation with the national government in enforcing immigration laws. It's fucking insane. OK, go on. So he declared New York a sanctuary city along with Governor Kathy Hochul. So we let everyone in. And now Mayor Adams is declaring a state of emergency because it's President Biden's fault for not securing the borders. It's OK for those people to come into New Mexico and Texas, but not into New York, not in my house. We also have a problem with fentanyl. Fentanyl, now the New York State initiative of giving out two things, naloxone, which is a remedy for an overdose of fentanyl, and fentanyl testing strips to make sure you have a low amount of fentanyl in your drugs.

Now we have our tree lighting tonight. There's going to be a huge pro-Palestinian protest. No one goes into New York City anymore. They're losing money by the billions to the point where they are now canceling the next five police academies and having the police department be lowered to the status that we haven't seen in 40 years. It's just the demise of New York City city and i see it because i live here and this is just awful hey what was the drug that they're providing people for fentanyl overdose you're saying naloxone all the cars here all the cars here in new york or radio cars or police

cars have it and it has saved thousands of lives from drug overdoses. I don't know if that's a good thing. I wonder how many lives it's cost. NYPD to halt academy classes amid city hiring freeze. That can't be good. You have to understand the New York City Police Department has a very high turnover rate. So they have a lot of academy classes going in, at least two per year, with at least 700, 800 recruits. Now, you get rid of the next five academy classes, the attrition rate is tremendous.

You're going to have a lot less cops on the street. amend this. You're going to have a lot less cops on the street. And I know this firsthand, the PBA president, the New York City Police Department, I went to high school with him, played basketball with him. He is, to say the least, scared of what's going to happen to New York with the attrition of the police officers. And you're a police officer also. Yeah. NYPD cops leave force an alarming rate over twenty five hundred turned in badges so far in twenty twenty three. Do any of your buddies turn in badges? Do you know people firsthand? I know my buddy who I met in CrossFit. He was on the job for 11 years at Top Pay in a great unit. So what they have in the police department and the NYPD called all outs.

So what they have in the police department and the NYPD, it's called all outs. Anyone who's in a special unit goes to the streets in the summertime just to flood the streets because of the high crime rate over the summertime. So come fall, three falls ago, they didn't send everyone back to their units. They kept them in the streets. So he was at top pay, probably making $120,000 up to 000 up to 150 000 he took the job that i work at and went back down as a first year cop to 32 000 why it's not for the money it's because of the conditions yeah it's crazy hey listen what bernie gannon is saying here uh in nyc you can get drug needles free from vending machines In sketchy neighborhoods

Is that true or is he joking? I don't go into the city anymore I used to go a lot more I'm a one hour train ride away And I would just go there and hang out It was such a good night life Now no one goes No one goes

I'm a huge Knicks fan I'm a huge Knicks fan. I'm a huge Knicks fan. I don't even go watch the games anymore. Stay at home. What class of people, sir, who is this serving? You report as I assumed and consistent with what I've read um but I always like to look at these things and try and figure out you know all that's wrong is benefiting someone who what class of people what's it to what advantage is there to do something as deliberate

as this to a city in my opinion I think they've gone past the point of no return. They can't admit their faults. It was one of those things like, if you admit your fault, yes, you can forgive. But they've just gone so far down the rabbit hole of explaining to themselves why they did what they did, they don't want to go back and

apologize. Just like with the whole pandemic. People knew they were wrong, but they just kept doubling down. Continue to get your shots, continue to get all that boosted stuff, keep wearing your masks. They knew it was wrong. They kept saying it. And now New York City is awful. I mean, Greg, you pointed out, I mean, the two most obvious things that we hear about the most, right, are to get Democrat votes, that these people eventually turn into Democrats, and then, of course, that the fentanyl is supposedly an attack from China. And then the third thing is that the homeless economy has become such just a huge economy, right?

In Seattle alone, it's a billion-dollar economy. Yeah, the amount they were spending per head between state and federal city funds was, I think it was $350,000 a head. Taking care of the... On the upper estimates of the end. They were in the business of taking care of the homeless. Amazingly, more showed up.

Look at this map of sanctuary cities. So it's Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Denver, Chicago, New York, and Boston. Probably Philadelphia is in there too. And Baltimore, i'm guessing when bill de blasio was the mayor of new york city he elected his wife i think her name was charlene charlene as the czar for the homeless crisis and now it's it's been printed she lost literally lost hundreds of millions of dollars unacced for, mismanaged for the homeless crisis in New York, and nothing got done. You can look it up.

It's absolutely crazy. Sebi, I'll look for it later if you want to talk about it later, but I'll send you. She lost millions of dollars. She lost it, but I promise you someone found it. She lost it, but I promise you someone found it. Hey, dude, Utah is a sanctuary. Illinois and Utah. Oh, and California.

These are sanctuary states. My God. No one's going to. What's funny is no one's going to Utah. Damn. All right, thank you. Thanks for the good news Have a great day Love you. Bye. Okay. Thanks man. Thanks for your service Cave dastro greg. Will you be getting on twitter to make a floyd a 19 s post once covid 2.0 starts

Yeah Yeah, is that coming out are we getting ready for that 19-esque post once COVID 2.0 starts. 4.20. Yeah. Is that coming out? Are we getting ready for that? For COVID 2.0? There's something happening over in China that they want to get fired up about. Didn't we do a 2.0?

There's this... There's this... You remember me in the quarantine? Me on the zoom call This is my quarantine This is it There won't be another one Chinese hospitals are housing Another deadly outbreak

Housing Authorities are covering up the spread of Antibiotic resistant pneumonia Look at the people in the hall Authorities are covering up the spread of antibiotic-resistant pneumonia. Look at the people in the hall and the guy with the down jacket just like, Yeah, he's looking at his phone, right? In Beijing and other megacities in China, hospitals are overflowing with children suffering pneumonia or similar severe ailments. However, the Chinese government claims no new pathogen has been found

that the surge is chest infections due simply to the usual winter coughs and colds aggravated by the lifting stringent COVID-19 restrictions in December of 2022. So have you remembered the air there in Beijing? Pointless, pointless article. Yeah, with ass. Yeah, like this is years before coven we're there and yeah and they're like you have to wear a mask to go outside and no i don't yeah you do no i don't yeah you do we're walking on doors i'm like give me a mask i couldn't believe it was like in the air you can see it. I heard when we were there, I read

somewhere that it's like smoking two packs of cigarettes a day living there. You turn on the shower. This is the Four Seasons. You turn on the shower and first what comes out is like that shitty air before the water. Ahead of the water spray is the outside

air. So it's like a gas. Like you're getting gassed in your shower. You were. Liam McElwee. I don't know if you want to take any fashion consulting from Liam. It's a nice name.

Badass with that beard. Again, compared to Santa The real Kevin Five states have bills supporting sanctuary policies Including California, Hawaii, New York, Vermont, and Washington I saw the poll And it was like 46 to 44 Trump over Biden if the election were to happen today. I just cannot fucking believe anyone would vote for Biden.

I understand if you don't want to vote for Trump. I completely understand. But I don't understand how one person could vote for Biden. I just don't understand. It's not liking Trump. I do. Oh, really? You would.

No way. There's no way you understand that. You could dislike him so much that you would let that guy back in. Yeah, if you if you if I think if you let go of issues in you. I think if you let go of issues and you... There's a personality characteristic that Trump has that is just absolutely insufferable

to the point of inspiring a hatred. I get it, but... And I think for those same people, some of the issues are a little complicated Like who doesn't want Free Palestinians for God's sakes You know It's

Well my buddy who has four daughters He's ripping on Trump for being racist and all this stuff I go hey let me just tell you one thing You have four daughters right and the guy's like yeah And I'm like do you You know Trump doesn't want dudes In girls bathrooms right And he's like yeah and i'm like do you you know trump doesn't want dudes in in girls bathrooms right and he's like yeah and i'm like and biden's okay with girls dudes and girls bathrooms isn't that just enough for you just to protect your girls

and he's like no it's just those you're making that shit up that shit doesn't happen they're just isolated incidents i'm like what the fuck i mean that right there is enough for me. That's like not even letting them, but the confusion that the denying that they're males. All that stuff. That the head fuckery, the head games. It's enough for me. What did you used to say you're a one issue guy Greg

remember during the the coke tour big soda tour yeah I'm okay with grab that pussy over as long as we know who has the pussy that's where we're at these days I just need a president who knows who has the pussy. That's where we're at these days. We just need a president who knows who has a pussy and who doesn't.

He's, what offends him so profoundly, what offends the left so profoundly about Trump has become reason to support him for some of us on the right. Oh. What do I think of their hatred for the guy? I mean, I thought I hated him. But the people that hate him so much more than I do, I kind of enjoy their discomfort.

My liberal friends. My guy's insufferable. Yours is sold out to the Chinese and to the Ukrainians. What's going on with Biden's finances? The fucking guy has received millions of dollars from Chinese interests and he acts weird about the place. I mean, is it just me?

Of course it's not. Turn off CNN and look around. The family took a shit ton of money, diamonds, all kinds of fancy games with shell corporations and disbursement of fund, seven, eight, nine family members. This room would be crawling with fbi if i did that you think they guarantee you think they explicitly own him explicitly you think someone from like you know like he's got he's gotten so much money directly from them and they're not in the business

of giving it out to just throw it away. They expect something in return. And some of that, it's not a quid pro quo. It's we gave and we can prove we did and you're fucked. Whatever the plan was for the big diamond, they probably have a taped discussion of that. diamond they probably have at the tape discussion of that uh strongest of the national christmas tree in washington dc

president's park on tuesday afternoon just days before the annual lighting ceremony oh shit what's that i saw judy made a comment about it in the comments, so I looked it up. That is fucking ridiculous. Strong winds toppled the National Christmas Tree. The 40-foot tree fell over during a wind gust.

And that a cable has since been replaced to secure the Norway spruce for Thursday's lighting ceremony. You own any Norway spruces, Greg? I don't know. I don't think so. Show me that map again. I think I saw where they were at. Oh, the Norway spruces? Let me see if they're going to show

the actual tree all over. No. Damn. But they got a picture of it on its side. That's funny. National Park Service said the 40-foot tree from Monogahela National Forest in West Virginia fell over during a strong gust of wind.

Jeez. The light stayed on even after it blew it over. Oh, that's good. So one place they're saying the tree was 40 feet tall. Over here they're saying it's 63 feet tall. What are they going to do? Inaccurate reporting. Maybe it's 43 feet tall on its side.

That was when it tipped over. Oh, it just changed? It lost 17 feet? Well, when it fell over, they measured it from top to bottom. They needed to peer review it. Look at this. Can you see your screen? Yeah.

This is the new Tesla truck. Do you have one of these? No. Do you have any interest in one? Not yet. Okay. Check this out. This is a – this is it crashing into some sort of wall.

I don't know what the wall is made of. Oh, it's not even real. I didn't even know that when I pulled it up it says crash test physics simulation oh this is a simulation this is at 10 miles an hour no wonder it looks so fake

wait that's at 25 miles per hour that's at 50 miles an hour and the tires popped off 80 miles an hour 140 tires popped off 80 miles an hour 140 I was wondering how it looks so good in slow motion I was like how the fuck did they film that yeah

fuck it's just a simulation that's just cartoons alright yeah you could you think i think you could yeah yeah look see i'll look at all that mass flying back the point is the energy went to other than the dude sitting there and you could put sensors on and determine that and not that we're seeing anything that came from sensors here but uh there's been some crazy Tesla crashes with survivals like that radiologist that tried to do the family in and took them off the clip and they all survived? He tried to suicide his family in the Tesla and everyone survived?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, he's being charged with attempted murder. Well, he should be. Oh, yeah. Chase Ingram, get with the programming. These things are about as accurate as you can get now With technology these days though I'm just thinking about when you program this

You have to program the simulation to be aware of every single part Inside of that car I don't know There's a set of assumptions made I'm not buying it I mean it's Yeah it's... Look, the more pieces that come flying off of it, and the further they go,

and the more they weigh, the more conceivable it becomes that there were survivable forces directly where our guy's sitting. That's what you want to watch each time. You don't want you to do what the tire did. No. Through the side of the car, you know?

And so you got to give him somewhere. Here's what would be here's what would be devastating sebi yeah is if nothing came off the car at 100 miles an hour it was perfect then you're jello the energy goes somewhere and so flying parts work as long as one of them is a helmet with your head in i guess the part I'm struggling with is that they had a simulation that was aware of all of those parts. Yeah, they know enough to know that shit's got to come off. And so you build that in,

and you probably assign some kind of attachment strength to everything critical and big that comes off. And then let the physics card, you know, it's like that hard work's been done for games. So this is what I'd show somebody where I'm explaining that the idea is to maintain survivable forces within the cockpit. And the energy's got to go somewhere so all this shit goes flying everywhere. And the energy's got to go somewhere so all this shit goes flying everywhere. Dildo, Jesus said we learn how to pronounce words, would you?

Oh, yeah. Don't worry. Today at 10 a.m. I have a class. Someone's coming over to my house to teach me how to pronounce words. We're going to start in the dictionary with A. Asshole. Fawn Doll. Coach Glassman, just imagine if the big orange baby would have a small measure of self-control it it would be it would be an unbelievable thing even this even the

slightest scintilla of of decorum or you know he's he's transparently dishonest and stupid. What about the. Oh, God, I hope I have a. Oh, fuck, I don't have it. What about what about the kid? What about the kid – what about the fact that you're allowed to take your 13-year-old kid to the doctor and pump them up full of drugs and change their sex and begin genital mutilation, but yet your 5-year-old can't dress up as a Native American chief at a fucking football game? Are you seeing this fucking thing? Did you see Elon destroyed that guy?

Did you see that, that media outlet media did you follow that story at all i saw it briefly i mean i saw the picture of the kid and something about the family corrects the record on him being reported as being a blackface like hey listen blackface is not a big deal anymore. You can chop off people's genitalia. It's all good. Like, the blackface is like, this is crazy. This is amazing. Look at this shit. NFL needs to speak out against the Kansas City Chiefs fan in blackface.

Oh, my God. They posted a picture of the five-year-old. It takes a lot to disrespect two groups of people at once, but on Sunday afternoon, a five-year-old did it. Hey, no personal responsibility or accountability, right? You get offended by something You point the finger at someone else You've given up your power

But now show the image Show the It's just a kid It's just a kid dressed up as a Native American Oh well that's the story Okay now but go to the truth of the matter Show them fate knows end Give me a different image truth of the matter. Show them fate knows in.

Give me a different image. Oh, of the kid? Get the, yeah. I don't even care. Okay. There's more to this story. Let me see. Chiefs fan dressed as Indian.

The five-year-old. Let's see him. Yeah, let me see if I can pull up some more. Oh, oh, shit. Wow. Now I know what you're talking about. What assholes. Oh, my God.

I'm trying to pull it up now. I can't get it. Oh, my God. What pieces of shit. Wow. Wow. Wow. God. Wow Wow God For those of you who can't see Half his face is just straight red

Like red like a Rudolph's nose red Like ice cream red Oh my goodness Yeah they fucked him Hey the thing is Oh my goodness. Yeah, they fucked him. Hey, the thing is, is that,

the thing is, I'm not, for me, I'm not playing any of those stupid games. My kid wants to be, one of my kids wants to be Mr. T for Halloween. He can paint his face black. I don't give a fuck.

Fuck you. I'm not teaching my kid to be a racist. I'm teaching my kids to honor their for the people they fucking like if my kid wants to dress up as tupac he can paint his face whatever color he wants i'm not playing those stupid games because you want to bring some memories back from the past where people used to dance and you think that it was making fun of black people whether it was or it wasn't we could play that game all fucking day i'm not doing that. Any of that. I'm not projecting that shit onto my kids. I'm not teaching my kids what offends idiots.

They can figure it out on their own. That's my feeling. I'd rather support mask wearing than those types of games. At the end, it only hurts the people you're trying to protect. No black person wants to walk around and be like, hey, I'm looking around for people in blackface so I can be offended.

No one's doing that. Have you been anything but disappointed in anything associated with Halloweenlloween in recent years no but you kind of ruined that for me with uh by making me more just i thought this lady was full of shit who told me she feeds her this lady came to my house and she fed her kids oreos right in front of my kids. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

She didn't like the non-sugar dessert my wife made. And she said, hey, I'm inoculating my kids from sugar. And I'm like, what a fucking dumb idiot. But she was actually right. Because my kids on Halloween, they've had such little sugar that if they have like two of those snicker bars, they immediately don't feel well. Like they're kind of scared of candy. They think it like makes them not feel good. Because they're not inoculated from it.

So she was right. I should have been feeding them sugar cereal from day one. I fucked up. It rained here today, this morning. Did it really? Yeah. I mean, it's done, but I came out here to come to my podcast studio and it was raining. And I was like, wow, I didn't see that coming. And I didn't see that coming at all. When's that clearing up, sir?

It's done. It's clear. It's done. Okay. Yeah, I looked. Let me see. Because you're headed this way, huh? You're like, I ain't coming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's all clear. Yep, back to normal.

It is going to be cold here tomorrow, though. 58 degrees. The cloud covers it. It's cold. It's cool here At night in the Low 50s Yeah the cloud cover is going to leave And it's going to drop for a few days

You saw this Cool and sunny You saw this guy too I think John F. Clouser A dildo let me know if I pronounced that right the latest climate science denying physicist guy won the I think this guy won the Nobel Prize

he's a Nobel Prize winner I forget which it is of the two Nobel Prize winners in physics that are calling bullshit on the anthropogenic global warming crowd. And I continue to label them with the AGW, even though now it's climate change. The fact that they've gone from anthropogenic global warming to climate change speaks to the fraudulent nature of the whole thing.

There's four billion years old, whatever it is, there's never been a period where the climate wasn't changing. It's changing right now and it's been changing at every point in history at every moment in the time scale there's been climate change this article hates him right because it says in reality several lines of evidence have proven the incontrovertible facts that the human combustion of fossil fuels which today releases nearly 40 billion tons of co2 per year is entirely responsible for the 50% increase in Earth's atmospheric CO2 concentrations since the Industrial Revolution. For example, there's basic accounting those 40 billion tons of CO2 have to go somewhere and Earth's natural sinks

like the oceans and biosphere only absorb about half of those emissions. The other half end up in the atmosphere explained in the Denial 101x video below. An atmospheric carbon isotope ratio measurement also demonstrates that the CO2 increases coming from ancient plant matter. I'll watch this video later. They got a denial video. The money thing is funny, right? Throw money at it and it goes away. Carbon neutral.

With enough tax and additional government control, there won't be a problem. Jay Hartle, one volcano puts out enough CO2 that is equal to the entire existence of the human race. Is that really true? Volcano? I think that's true. What? Yeah, I think that's true. If we were on a game show, I might be hitting the true button. Someone had to show that wrong. so I'm gonna have to show that wrong

they've they've switched a gigaton it puts out a was a half a gigaton of co2 a year I don't know what a gigaton the Reuters Reuters is debunking it of course Reuters is debunking it of course Hey how is Scottsdale do you see any Or Phoenix when you come in there Do you see any of the issues that we're having in California No You don't Have you seen any

Trank people there? Because I've seen some Trank people here in Santa Cruz. Those are the people who are bent over? Yeah, they might keep them somewhere I don't go. Okay. So that would be part of the charm of this city, that they have a place for those people. Yeah, right.

Yeah. They're not in my hood. And I'm talking about I could drive the 31-mile length of Scottsdale and not see any of that shit. It's not like I'm stuck here in my compound. Right.

Which wouldn't be bad. Dan Guerrero, one of my farts puts out more CO2 than a volcano. How's the house coming along? How's the build coming? I can see it from my office here. Did you run over and look? Have you already gone over there and walked around? I just peeked out this morning. God, aren't you trying to go over there and walked around and like i just i just peeked out this morning god aren't you just go over there and walk around we walked around and looked at in the in the

gym building at the you know layout that's that's exciting yeah i'll be able to do anything in there is there a hole over there already where the pool's going? No. But I've been thinking that they'll probably dig soon, I would think. Yeah, that's going to be something else. Because the opportunities for big equipment are shifting. What do you mean by that? Well, it kind of,

it's a rectangular lot, a little bit shoebox shaped, right? Yeah. And so they're building and designing and working from back to front. Right. As you'd expect. Oh, and the pool's closer to the back

than the front? Um, yeah. Mickey, what are you building? A house. A place to sleep at night. With everything that you would have, realizing with the right resources the utter failure that's the school system, public and private, fundamentally.

Hey, on that subject, I was trying to teach the kids enough grammar to start diagramming sentences. And so they know enough that we started diagramming sentences. And my wish is that we diagram sentences sooner No shit, they're so young It's so easy It's so fun And they fucking get it And they like it probably

It's cool It's cool Rhett's got a knack for it even, you know It makes things It makes things that are a little bit Abstract Like maybe the difference between Transitive and intransitive verbs

It gives something concrete To put to it Questions to ask It's interesting When you're doing that With Riley and Rhett Is Robbie and Reason in there? Or is Robbie anywhere around? Does Robbie see that stuff?

It depends. But Robbie's learning through osmosis right now. Reason is too. So it's cool to see kids around kids learning. Jody Lynn, I always love diagramming sentences. It's super cool. If it's completely foreign to you, go to YouTube and just grab any of the simplest looking videos. You can see this stuff made for kids. It's seven minutes long and it's cartoon characters. But you can start anywhere. And if you, right from the beginning, you do a little bit of struggle on, you know, subject, verb, and direct objects,

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You do it on the chalkboard? Yeah. You have any... Yeah, like that one's good right there. The monkeys offer bananas to the gorillas. Yeah. Right there. This is the first installment in a two-part listen to the voice i

thought it was a little boy it's an old lady first we're going to talk about the basic rules that you'll need for diagramming sentences before we talk about each of them more specifically you eventually see her yeah but it was better as a little boy. But from the very beginning of that, the first variant of this is monkeys eat. Yeah. And it's like, great, you get a subject and a verb. I'm with you. I mean, it's cool. This is the subject and eat is the verb.

So we take the subject, monkeys, and the verb, eat. Maggie Thompson. Watch this. Watch. And we place them next to each other and under verb eat. Maggie Thompson. Watch this. Watch. And we place them next to each other and underline them. Then we draw a vertical line that separates the subject

from the verb. This vertical line does cross the underline. You're off to the races. Yeah. I'll be an expert in no time. I'll be able to teach this shit in no time. If we have a direct object,

it is as simple. Monkeys eat bananas. We ask the question, what do monkeys eat? Since we answer that question with bananas, bananas is the direct object. So going back to our steps. I'm only pausing it

because you can only do seven seconds at a time. We place the subject, the verb, and the direct object on a line together. Then we underline that group. So you play this just straight up for your kids and then go over it with them? Dude, we watched, like, I kept stopping and asking questions. Next, we separate the subject. So I'd ask right here. I'd stop just like you are.

And I'd go, okay, what goes between monkeys and eat? And the proper line is between the subject and verb. I need a line that penetrates the baseline. This goes. And between eat, the verb, and the direct object bananas, I need to put a line that just goes down and touches. And then my kids can do that shit. And they know that it's a transitive verb,

an action verb that requires the direct object of bananas and what you do when you have an intransitive verb and you end up with a predicate nominative and they can say that. I mean, it's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's step-by-step shit. I mean, it's really straightforward.

And you end up finding yourself with kids asking questions, really, is that what you think it modifies? Tell me how that modifies that. And then you get giggles, and it's learning. Wow, you know, I'm actually learning what? How to read. Greg, why is it? If you can't look at a sentence And figure out what words are modifying what

You're not really reading You think you are Your lips are flapping But you're not reading And why is that? Because you're not understanding It's super cool. I mean, you need to read that way.

You need to have a clear sense of what's intended, what was actually written. How many times do you find yourself with adults saying, is that really what it says? Is that really what it says? Anyways, it's a joy to teach. It's quick to learn. And you get slapped in the face why it was taught for so fucking long. When people are smarter than they are now. Oh.

It's gratifying. It's elucidating it gives graphical sense to some intangibles just the fact that transitive and intransitive verbs are treated so markedly different they get a slanted line versus straight up the thing on the other side it's not going to be a direct object i mean there's a lot there then you start adding the modifiers to them. And it's cool because the lessons around diagramming don't end for several years. I mean, you can take it pretty deep. We can look at some convoluted, fascinating sentence structures. And the school is not going to teach you. Do your kids. Do it yourself. It's an education for you.

You can sit right there with the video and learn this shit right in front of your kids. Be five minutes ahead of them. I don't ever remember learning that in school. Did you? No. Where'd you learn it? It was passe already. I bought some books on it.

I knew grammar, but I didn't know diagramming. So I bought some books on it and thought, I don't know, I got off on the wrong foot. It's as much about doing as it is learning than doing. And so just jumping in now, I wish I jumped in sooner. With them? And so just jumping in now, I wish I jumped in sooner. With them? Yeah, with my kids, yeah, including my learning of it. I mean, I'm just going to stay just ahead of them.

I had the advantage of knowing the grammar, but giving physical structure to it, the codification of it's great. It's the difference between arithmetic and algebra. Algebra is just the codification of what was possible in arithmetic, right? In this most generic sense of not seven, but for X. And then you do the same arithmetic, but to genera, to variables rather than numbers. Dan Guerrero, laugh out loud, you guys never did English classes.

I never did LOL, and I never did diagramming sentences. Hey, there was an article in the National Review, Is English even taught anymore, I think was the question. What was it? Can English people even talk anymore? Is English being taught anywhere? Oh, oh, oh. I don't think – I think – I would guess that most public schools are just absolutely horrible today. affects and speaking with in incomplete sentences, not speaking in complete sentences. It's bad.

We knew a teacher, and don't you dare say the name. It had tattoos on her ankle. This too shall pass. And the too was T-O not T-O-O. I just loved it. And she was probably the best teacher my kids ever had. She was the best. God, I don't even have comments for that.

It's so rich. Did you do your family, did you do your Christmas pictures? Yeah. How was that? Did you ever think... I got points for cooperation I got a fucking haircut I let her pick out the outfit

She picked one out for you? Mm-hmm Hey, did you ever think you would do that? Like if I would have asked you like 25 years ago How long have you been doing Christmas pictures in your life? It's kind of new for me yeah i think like last year like i'm starting to get some from people this year already

and this is like the first time i've ever enjoyed them like oh look at this sweet nice family oh this is cool you know what i mean like something's like something's happening to me before i'd be like jesus what is this shit now i'm like oh it's nice to cool. You know what I mean? Like something's like something's happening to me before I'd be like, Jesus, what is this shit? Now I'm like, oh, nice to see them. Oh, look how nice their kids are. You know what I mean? Like, like all of a sudden I'm in the bird watching. It's like crazy.

I got one from Ariel Loewen yesterday and I was like, so that's a CrossFit Games athlete. And I was just like, oh, she got a beautiful family. Oh, this is so sweet. Like I'm like reading the back and shit, seeing what people are up to. Fuck. Yeah, you're getting old, huh? Yeah, it's crazy. Following the weather?

Yeah, before I would just use, if the card was rigid enough, I'd chop a line of Coke with it. Now I'm like fucking, I'm getting magnets and sticking it on the refrigerator. What a mess I've turned into such a dignified soul Layla Steele Septum ring is equivalent to a Greasy man bun No

That is not even No but I can see them going together They're both kind of of that pirate genre Pirate genre Greg don't Yes no but I could see them going together they're both kind of of that pirate genre pirate genre Greg don't no you're just one bird in a fucking wooden leg away

listen my little fucking thing is not even in the same world that's like not even the same world as a septum ring I think it's in the pirate box of shit To put on That's fine I'll go with that

There's a parrot There's a hook for a hand A patch A patch for the eye A man bun And a wooden leg Magdalene Egert Egert I still find them half annoying because I failed to produce my own yeah maybe that's what it's been the whole time

maybe I just didn't like him because I didn't do my own okay I can Walters Greg just don't start those three to five page christmas letters isn't that something the kids hate it too doing the pictures yeah do you have the same photographer you guys use every year we've we've this one we've used before and um and you all go it's and you're all there the four kids and you and maggie yeah and then and uh how long does it take to get everyone to like face the camera how long is the process i don't know but she gives us like that stupid shit to do oh like say to the camera and talk oh to get everyone kind of in step yeah like whispering affirmations and i enjoy taking pictures today's going to be a beautiful day like that what's some of the stupid she has you do i don't know

i can't i don't want to relive it it is close to holiday wrecking And I really went at it with a good attitude I showed up with I was fucking up You're giving yourself a five Yeah, oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Amazing Amazing I was rewarded for it

You guys went to tacos after? Is that what your reward was? Basically Close enough went to tacos after is that what your reward was basically close enough send me video of the reward dude hey um uh there's this um every time we go to newport there's the we uh we stay at that place on the beach, and there's this walk. It's about a mile and a half to this coffee shop and then a mile and a half back.

We've never made it without someone crying. Someone always cries on that walk. Falls down, gets left behind, is tired. Something happens, right? Someone kid punches another kid. Are Christmas photos like that too? Like, you just can't, did someone cry? Yeah, no, there's, yeah, yeah.

And the reason it just take off, just run off into the weeds, you know, just leave. It's so cute. And do you have a mantra? Maggie says, Maggie says to Rhett fuck it I guys want you just to shape up knock it off please don't you understand this is the only

thing I want for Christmas and Rhett goes really? like he's gonna cry that this is her Christmas present he had never considered anything since like like, wow. Of all the things you could have with your resources, this is where you are for Christmas.

It's touching. Just a picture with the family. Yep. And everyone had to make it so fucking hard. So I went out of my way to make it as easy as I could. I told her, lay my shit out I'll jump into it put it on the bed And how far is it from your house

45 minutes So you drove there And then I'm guessing you don't say But you get to drive through some Some unfathomable Poverty on the reservation So You drive yeah through one unfathomable poverty on the reservation. So it has, it has, you drive.

Yeah. Through one. Yeah. I think it is on, on Indian land at the end, just park. Well, what's unfathomable poverty look like?

Like just like broken down cars in the neighborhoods and shit or structure leaning with no windows. Long gone, broken out. Just like broken down cars in the neighborhoods and shit? Structure leaning with no windows. Long gone, broken out. But people living there in large number. Wow. This is what I picture. I picture you guys get there. They put you out in the field

Or wherever you're going to take the pictures And you just basically stay The way I know you You stay perfectly still For like whatever However 30 minutes it took to do the shoot And you're just kind of watching the chaos around you But you're not like

You're not like okay kids come over here You don't even try to direct that at all You're just chilling No I was No one was asking me where I wanted to stand Or face You're not like, okay, kids, come over here. You don't even try to direct that at all. You're just chilling. No, no one was asking me where I wanted to stand or face. But you weren't even trying to organize it. Like Maggie's trying to like get all the kids corralled. You just stood there.

Well, they're like, okay, put her on your shoulders. So I'm like, all right. So I put reason on my shoulders and she holds on by my hair. And then like, what's wrong with your fucking hair? You know what I mean? Like, that's like, uh,

when you put, you ever put your kid on your shoulders and they grab your glasses and you're like, dude, you're never coming up here again she clanks her feet together and puts a cloud of dust on my face that i can taste you know the grit in my mouth like and we got like an old time, it feels a little like, you know, there's an autumny Thanksgiving vibe to the attire. And so the dirt on everything feels natural.

Right. Like, you know, at the first Thanksgiving, there was dirt in the cranberry sauce, you know? Yes. All family photos? Any solo photos? They're like, okay, now, Greg, let's just get some of you and Maggie. And the kids just run off?

Yeah, they did some headshots. I got left out of that. Because no one wanted to ask you to pose for them? You could use some headshots. You need headshots for, for like your BSI shit. I told her I didn't know what a headshot was. I had it all wrong. Oh my God.

And then where do you go after that? Do you go straight home or do you guys go out to eat? She kept talking about headshots and the money shot. You're joking. So help me God. Oh my God. Yeah. She sounds very sheltered.

It was cool. She makes Christmas cards. She has the wrong vernacular for her job oh my goodness hey where do you go afterwards did you go out to dinner tacos what did you do what do you do you got something you guys go miniature golf let's see you go a miniature golf you know I had mentioned that I was being good and Maggie made some crack to the kids about a quarter pounder with cheese

that that'd be my reward I misunderstood that as we were going to McDonald's afterwards you guys didn't go? no is we were going to McDonald's afterwards. You guys didn't go? No. Can you imagine my disappointment? Yes, you were bummed.

Yeah, that was used to typify my childishness. It wasn't a promise of where we were going when we were done. But Snaz made the great tuna melt. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, so I scored.

Yeah, the best meal on planet Earth. So good. Yeah, the Snaz tuna melt. Yeah. He takes a real tuna. Go ahead. Yeah. He takes a real tuna. Go ahead.

He takes a real tuna. It's done with real tuna. That's all. He buys a chunk of tuna and bakes it and does the whole thing from scratch. It's outstanding on garlic bread. Judy, you know, Winston, I think she has three or four kids.

It's a fight every year. One year I threatened them with dire consequences. If they ever fake smiled again, they ruined the picks like three years ago with fake smiles. Oh, damn. I don't, I don't have any smile besides a fake smile.

They wanted us to walk to the camera, Rhett and I, and me to talk with them as we're approaching I go I saw you pull her fucking hair and then lie to your mom about doing it I was looking right the fuck at you little man as we walked out click click click click

click click click oh he's going to remember that his whole life oh my goodness Oh, he's going to remember that his whole life. Oh my goodness. I couldn't watch the Bears game on Monday night. I didn't have the right... I spent $500 to buy the package on YouTube. I spent $100 to buy whatever they offered on iTunes through the NFL. I have the $2 270 a month cable package

oh fucking i still didn't have access to it i didn't have the right it's not showing in my region i'm just like what the fuck is going on you say something to travis i think you can get your refund i should hey i bought that youtube n YouTube NFL package in like five games ago, and three of them so far haven't been on the fucking package. I can't even believe I did that. I do have ESPN. I mean, I have something. I mean, I watched the UFC fights.

I spend $270 a month on cable and internet. Nope, not online. You think Cave Diastro really is Dave Castro? No. Disguised? No. That guy posted the other day he did like a back squat with 300 pounds or something for 20 reps. There's no way Dave can do that.

Okay. But he does keep his face hidden. So, who knows? All right. Easy show today. Easy. Thanks for coming on. I'm going to be up that way soon.

Like today? Not tomorrow, the next day. Tomorrow or the next day. Oh. I'm going to fly in and load that truck up and bring it back. Are you staying for a couple days? Are you coming with any family? Yeah.

And I might bring some family. Cool. There have been various contingencies that have expressed interest in going. What is today? Today's Wednesday. I took a crash out last night. Okay. So Thursday or Friday?

Yep. All right, brother. Well, thank you. All right, bud. Thank you and thanks everyone You all are fun Sorry about the time There was a time tweak today right

Because we changed our time here in California Yeah It's all weird to me Alright I'll give you a call later today Alright sir Bye Sammy love you same too. I'll give you a call later today. All right, sir. Bye, Sammy. Love you, Mike. Another absurdly easy

show with the man some of you call coach. Oh, I just got uh six cents from amazon from my amazon influencer stores well thank you for the six cents amazon all right Alright Thanks guys Tonight We have Vakey on You guys know him?

Vakey Oh Oh oh uh maggie just sent me some of their family pictures oh this is so cute oh these came out great maggie you look great geez oh reason looks just like ridley in these photos. Crazy. Yeah, these pictures would have ruined the story. The story is so funny. These pictures are so sweet and beautiful. I'm glad you didn't send me these.

I like Greg's rendition of it just being like chaos. Oh, that's tomorrow night, Vicky? That's not tonight? No, that's tonight. Vakey that's not tonight No that's tonight I think it's tonight On my calendar it says 6.30 now Vakey Uh Shelby

Hello Stefan I ordered some Savage One shoes Even though I'm broke how were they Are they good I think you're gonna absolutely love them if you like the nano too uh sebi there's a teacher at my kids french immersion school that walks around with a microphone on yelling at kids guess her haircut tonight okay thanks bruce yeah yeah that dude south african kiwi aussie veiki yep that dude liam uh the reason why i don't eat that one uh magdalene. Magdalene? You're going to be bummed when I tell you this.

It has, I think it has palm oil or canola oil or something on it. The only one, I think it's the same brand. I'm assuming they're everywhere now. The only pistachios that company makes that don't have the oil on them are just the straight salted ones. All the flavored ones got like some sort of canola or palm oil or some oil that like my wife wouldn't let me bring in the house. Sorry. But I want to try them. Did I see Andrew Hiller in the comments i thought i did where is it what the fuck am i seeing things i could have swore i saw andrew's uh

Oh, there he is. Andrew Hiller, I also bought a pair of Savage ones for Alexis. It probably tomorrow... Was there another? What's wrong with my reading? I can't read or write. Or pronounce. All right, that's cool. I think you guys are all going to love them.

They're amazing Alexis and I Oh you each got a pair Well shit It's cause you're a dink Double income no kids Dink What is this Double income, no kids. Dink. Dink. What is this?

Oh, shit. Wow. Wow. The Shut Up and Scribble Show got a fucking sponsor. Fuck, a great sponsor. What the fuck? Oh, congrats to JR and what's the bald dude's name? Taylor.

Shit. Good job. Good job, Sousa. Sousa. Good job, Sousa. Sousa! Good job. There's this guy on the internet named Harry Mack. Do you guys know who he is? He's a rapper. He's a fucking stud.

He is a beast. Anyway, he goes around and raps for free and he's about to be rich as fuck. And, uh, Anyway, he goes around and raps for free, and he's about to be rich as fuck. And so those two guys come on my podcast, drive traffic here, and do everything for free. And anytime I ask either of those people, J.R. Howell from crash crucible or taylor for anything they fucking do it for me same with andrew hiller if they fucking can they always do anything i ask of them they they help me with and they came on and they did it they do a show uh i don't know how long they've been doing shut up and scribble for six fucking months i don't think they've missed a week i think

the only week that they maybe missed was the week of the Charlotte Classic. But I want to say I'm wrong. They just switched the days for it. And they came on here, did it for free. When I said they did it for free, they're generating traffic to my fucking station. They're making me money. They're adding value for my sponsors. value for my sponsors and um magnus i i don't think it's friendship i don't i i don't i don't want to disagree with you but i have to i apologize because i because i because i don't want to

disagree with you it's called they're just doing what they love, and they put their head down, and their intention was to do excellent work. And then now, look, six months later, they got their own sponsor for the show. They're going to get some cash. And you know what ends up happening? You get one sponsor, and then you get two sponsors,

and then you get three sponsors. No, it has nothing to do with being nice guys either no no excuse me it's something else you could be a total asshole and get this get this game you could be uh my enemy and get this game it's um it's something else, man. It's something else. I guess I could have them on and ask them. Maybe I should have the two of them on. Shut up and scribble is great, Sarah Cooper.

Maybe I should have them on as guests and be like, hey, what's up? Maybe I should have them on as guests and be like, hey, what's up? It's huge because when you get a legitimate sponsor like that, then you're going to get a second sponsor and you're going to get a third sponsor. And especially when that's not even what you were going for. I know those fucking dudes were like not going for that. I think when they first started the show, they're like, well, what if we could get a sponsor? I was like, yeah, and then I never heard about it again Now they just do the fucking show and they get pumped about it and the comments are great

And I don't think they take the show lightly. I think they like I I know that they're that they They want to bring their a-game every every show every week Comments have been great lately that have been pouring into youtube about their show people are really liking it they're like evolving they're getting better at their craft go back and look at hillar's shit from two years ago you'll see a fucking dude who's like completely um grown right before our eyes and developed uh his at the expense of us watching. It's killer. Pool Boy. I need a show on this channel called Hot Tub and Hog Talk. It's not bad.

And it's just myself and other handsome guests who want to join and we strictly wear banana hammocks. Sporty Beth. Beth sponsors our hostess and depends Savage Jeez Jeff Dixon People grinding I omitted I edited out the word good

People grinding when they help build you It also builds them That's kind of more like the Harry Mack thing. He would just go out and just rap for people. For free. Um, uh, J. J. Hartle The Armenian Jay Hartle Must be an awesome sponsor to be okay with Taylor's mouth I see the

I feel you on that I get it they judge a man by the content of his character not the color of his skin no no that's different nevermind that's different uh I'm re I don't know if I turned that's a great question Renee did I actually

say that out loud I'm actually I don't think I am going to turn down that sponsor I'm not sure what I'm going to do I need to tell one of my other sponsors I'm in this kind of weird position because this there's someone who's offering us a shitload of money and I need to figure out what I'm going to how I'm going

to navigate that with relationships that I already have with people You know what I mean, you know, you know what i'm saying There we go judy's getting close to it here we go I love it when people do something they love and for the greater good with zero expectations and end up reaping benefits. Yeah. a clock he's trying to figure out whether he'll give suzer or beaver any money at all it's a tough one for him no no i already no zero zero for them look they're not even here i'll spend the money

before they even get back to the show. They'll be back tomorrow and I'll spend it all. Oops, sorry guys. Oops. Dude, is Peloton the sponsor, Johnny? I'd put a fucking Peloton. I'd squeeze one back here in the corner with me if they sponsored me.

I'd do the show on a peloton if they sponsored me. Oh, Bruce. Everyone needs money. I hear you. Fuck yeah, I hear you. Did anyone else yawn? Was my yawn contagious? I don't know why I didn't sleep so good last night.

What do you guys want to do? Are we done? Pretending he's an Indian at a Chiefs game? Totally wrong. Grown men pretending to be women every day? Totally fine. A little kid pretending he's an Indian at a Chiefs game? Totally wrong. Liver logic. That should be a whole segment damn all right i got nothing oh okay you want to do

this here i'll show you this fuck it here we go this is nothing this is just if you have kids if you don't have kids the show's over you can leave bye i when when, um, there's a company called tumble track and I got so much stuff from them. When I first had kids, I was so into them. Great company to great company, great company, love them. But this popped up in my Instagram the other day, I always wanted monkey bars in my backyard and they were so hard to find good monkey bar sets. And this popped into my Instagram the other day. And they're monkey bar sets. And I was just like, holy shit.

Like, if I would have seen this, I'd have bought one of these. These people are not a sponsor. I want these guys to be a sponsor. I'd promote the shit out of this. Look at this crazy swing. The ultimate 360 swing. I would. These swing sets are crazy.

These monkey bar sets. Look at these. I'd have been all in. This would be the best. If you have kids. This would be the best $2,000 you could spend, this would be like the best 2000 bucks you could spend. Look, that's got a rope that dangles down. And for $2,000, I think, oh, they don't even have one that's $2,000.

Crazy. Most expensive one you can buy is 1500 bucks. Shade cover, cargo net net ninja grips but dude monkey bars for your kids look at all these little pull-up bars on the side so i had to build my own shit in the backyard and it's not even near as nice as this shit near as nice as this shit that's crazy uh what'd you say judy judy uh what uh you said something i think i like that uh someone you should get one of those trampolines that are built right into the ground yeah that'd be dope do they have kits like you buy the kit do they have kits for those but these look at this these these people have trampolines that also turn into outdoor tents that's kind of cool

anyway so smart i wonder if that's i wonder if that's a good business I wonder that's a moneymaker selling monkey bars I don't I don't have a I don't have a code for slack block I I have a bunch of free ones to give away like 10 and I have three that I gave away, but they're still just sitting on my dining room table. My wife's going to kill me. oh

oh god i hope that's not contagious to you guys. What else? Monkey bar set. Anything else? One of you guys sent me this. Speaking of trampolines. Look at it. It's this lady.

It's freaking freezing. So I'm going to put a beanie on to keep my ears and my head warm. I'm going to keep my sports bra on so I don't poke anyone's eye out with my boobs. And I'm about to plunge. She's wearing a Carhartt hat. They, by the way, Carhartt required their employees to take the injection in order to keep their jobs. Ready for this? Here we go. Real test of discipline.

Kind of ironic, right? A real test of discipline while you're wearing a Carhartt hat. Kind of weird. Off-brand a little bit. She has the belly button ring, which I find completely idiotic. That's okay. But what a... I think this is an ad for a cold

plunge or just cold plunging. But she got a trampoline and big boobs in it. Okay. It's about 36 degrees here. Trampoline and boobs. It's freaking freezing. So I'm going to put a beanie on to keep my ears and my head warm. I'm going to keep my sports bra on so I don't poke anyone.

What an amazing marketing tool, right? Boobs and trampolines. The combination. I'm no marketing expert, but the trampoline and boobs have always been, seemed like a, a good fallback. Hello. Hey, hi, it's Joe. Hey Joe. Hey, big fan. Thank you. I'm out in Michigan and, uh, you make my 10 AM.m. wonderful. Appreciate everything you do, your content, your opinions, and would love to have Chaffee back on. Anthony, Dr. Chaffee. Oh, that's funny. I've been thinking about having him back on. Okay.

Yeah. I've been doing the carnivore for three four years 60 years old it's been great it's a game changer you got to do it what do you think the balance of uh between the content of of uh crassness and um and um into them the the the mixture the trifecta i mean it's it's great like you're no it's great you're like rogan but you have crossfit you have your your your invaluable opinions life experiences um my parents are immigrants from italy so we kind of share that, understand where you're coming from. It's just, it's good. It's just, everyone's great. Sousa and everyone is great. Hey, were you, did your, did your, um, were you a, a far left leaning, um, young man? Were you a far left leaning young man?

You know, I'm 60. I'm trying to remember if I ever was. But I think in high school I was. Sure. Oh, sure. Okay. All right. But not, not, not, not.

No. Do you have kids? Not anymore. One daughter. Oh, so 22 years old. You've lived a full life. Okay. You're doing it.

Are you still married? Yeah. Wow good job yeah 30 years holy shit yeah what do you do when you listen to the show are you driving so i'm um i'm working out in the basement or I'm working or driving, but like my whole days are, are around your podcast. 10 o'clock. Oh, good. That's awesome. Okay, good. Michigan time.

Michigan time. Okay. I want it to be a show. Tell your dad, come back home. Oh yeah. Tell your dad, come back home. Thank you. He is.

Thank you. I just found out he is. Thank you. Thank you for remembering that. Oh my God. Yeah. Well,. Thank you. I just found out he is. Thank you. Thank you for remembering that. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. I wanted the show to be a driving show. So I wanted it to be. The reason why I try to do it every morning at 7 a.m. is because I want people to listen to it while they're driving.

Yeah. So being out here, you know, Michigan time, that's that's 10. So we're already kind of rolling. Yeah, you're already where you're supposed to that's 10. We're already kind of rolling. You're already where you're supposed to be by 10. Yeah. I'll play yesterday's show sometimes on the way in as well. Is your daughter single? Yes.

All right. People in the chat inquiring minds want to know. If you're in Michigan, you can find her. Hey, does she live close to your daughter? Stay close to home. She's still at home. She's at school. She's getting her master's at MSU, Michigan State University. And she's been like my mom's 95. She has oral cancer. And let me. so she's been with her day and night. So we've been home kind of, you know, the hospice thing.

Yeah. Fentanyl, fentanyl, morphine, just kind of. But I'm going to tell you, the only outlier in her life, she's 95 healthy. The only outlier was that fucking vaccine oh it came after that yes yes i'm gonna go to my grave believing that that's what triggered. She was fine. She was absolutely fine.

Hey, thank you so much for sharing that. That really, thank you so much for sharing that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, thank you for sharing your life. Hey, what kind of shape is your mom in?

Is she obese? No. No. Yeah. No, no. But it was funny because we went carnivore together about four years ago. Awesome. She was like, so she's like 91.

She's like, motherfucker, I finally lost 10 pounds of iron to lose all my life. Hey, when you say you go carnivore, you really are a carniv crazy good job my wife's really carnivore it's pretty wild like she's like really strict it's pretty crazy it's cool i mean she was already lean but she's really enjoying it i know but dude you'll get strong stay off that sugar always yep i mean i mean you're 50 yeah but you've you gotta line up yourself now for the next 50 years like speaking from experience you just you gotta be you gotta be because you're not gonna fight off things your immune, like everything you need muscle, you need to build muscle. Not that you don't have muscle.

I mean, you're great for 50, but you can, we can all be better. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yep. Fuck.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hillary gave me a workout the other day. I was terrified and I did it. I was so glad I did it. I was making weird noises that I haven't heard myself ever make in a workout. It was crazy.

Oh, by the way, I'm 5'1". I'm 5'1". Oh, shit. 5'1", 175. Wow, 5'1". Yeah. Are you normal proportion? Are you proportioned normally?

Yeah. I'm a brick house. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So what size shirt are you wearing? So you wear house. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So what size shirt are you wearing? So you wear large. Yeah.

You got big old chest and broad shoulders and shit. Yeah. You can do pull-ups? Yeah. Yeah. But that didn't come until I went carnivore. So I was doing CrossFit for six years. Did carnivore.

And so for the last four years on carnivore and so for the last four years on carnivore i'm doing things that i couldn't do at the six-year mark um are you doing anything else do you take any drugs you take testosterone or anything like that no and that's the other thing and you're not you're not going to believe this yeah and i'll show you the blood work i went ahead blood work done doctor said hey what are you on i said what are you talking about because your testosterone is 1100 holy shit he goes you're you're like 50 what was it 59 58 when i took the test yeah yeah he goes your cholesterol is high in your testosterone. 1100.

I want to go. I go, he said, I'm going to put you on a stand. I said, I said, motherfucker, can you deadlift 500 pounds?

He said, no. I said, fuck you. You're fired. I found somebody else. Hey, don't tell me you also deadlift 500 pounds. Yeah.

Holy shit. Eat the meat, baby. Wow. Okay, I'll stop saying that to my wife and start saying that to myself. Eat the meat. Okay. What's your go-to meat? What's your go-to meat?

Rib eye. I eat two, pounds of ribeyes a day wow yeah someone said he this guy has the body of a soda can i do i look like no no no seriously i look like spongebob oh my god that is amazing yeah i'm just like you know i i had some old pictures come up from my uh from my folks yeah you know with my mom yeah and i looked at it there's a picture of my dad and my uncle i never met my uncle he's in italy yeah i gotta show you this picture dude Dude, the guy's a tank. A tank. That's where the upper body comes from. I just texted my wife, ribeye. I am only going to eat ribeye for the next

week. Next two weeks. Do it the next two weeks. Bone in. Do bone in because you want the you want the minerals and stuff from the bone okay bone in i just said she's she's gonna get confused whenever i say bone she gets confused she gets a little well get it from mary's get it from mary's oh we got a we got a butcher um i can't believe this town has a butcher but it actually has a great one oh good hey you squat below parallel yeah you guys got me all on that

so you deadlift 500 pounds you squat below parallel and you can do pull ups in your carnivore oh look David Weed this caller is a paid actor god it sure feels like it oh fuck you Oh, fuck you. I wish. Oh, wow. Fuck you.

Yeah, fuck you. I wish I was. Fuck you. Wow. Damn. Paid actor. Fuck, I wish I was paid. Jesus. You need to get paid more. Yeah.

I'd like to... I read somewhere that life doesn't really start until you make $500 paid more. Yeah. I'd like to, I'd like to, I read somewhere that life doesn't really start until you make 500,000 a year. And, and, and that's true. I can say from some personal experience that, yeah, $500,000 a year,

you get to start like doing some, like, like you get to chill a little bit. I like to, I like to take the airplane. Yeah. I'd like to airplane, airplane lines,

private jet, all that. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to. Airplane lines. Private jet. Private charter jets. Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff makes life so nice. But if you make 500, you're paying 200 to the government. Yeah. True.

Yeah. Yeah. And you're out there in California. I'm a tax attorney. The gains guy says, let's get this guy a gains box. Let's get this guy a what? A gains box I wonder what What's a gains box?

You don't know what a gains box is? There's these boxes you pay I don't know how much Let's say you pay $70 a month And it's a surprise box Or no you pay $70 a quarter Every six I don't know

You pay $70 and the surprise box comes to your house Yeah nothing will fit The pants will be too long And the shirt will $70 a quarter every six. I don't know. You pay 70 bucks and the surprise box comes to your house. Yeah. Nothing will fit. The pants will be too long in the short room. Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting.

Oh, so you spend a lot of time at the seamstress. You can't buy shit. Yeah. You got the same problem that Tim Murray has the guy we had on yesterday, the dwarf dude. Yeah, I'm a dwarf but i'm not right but yeah i'm a short guy well it's not so much the issue is like you're short but

you're fucking wide too as shit yes i'm spongebob honest to god is your is your do you is your without getting too personal do you think you have more sex with you on top or your wife on top Without getting too personal. Do you think you have more sex with you on top or your wife on top? We split it up. Yeah, that's nice. Okay. $175.51.

That's a lot. I always feel bad when I'm on top of my wife. Yeah. I mean, for a bunch of reasons, but I'm always like, fuck, I'm too heavy for you. I mean, you have to AM ramp it. You have to AM ramp it. Yeah. Oh, it's $99 a quarter. But the box is worth $250.

I love all my shit that's in there. I can't even believe it. I'm not a Gainsbox guy. They are not a sponsor to anyone. But I can't believe that I actually like it. Because I don't usually like gimmicky shit like that. But, dude, they had some pants in there last time. And I'm fucking addicted to them.

They're the cartel joggers. Do you wear joggers? No, no, no. Oh, and by the way, everyone's complaining about Noble. No one shipped. They bought stuff, and they haven't received any of other materials in two, three weeks or months. Where did you see that? There's no way you fit into Noble stuff.

No way. Well, my problem is my shoe size. I'm a 6 triple E. That's super wide? You're a size 6? Yeah. I'm short, man. Is's super wide? You're a size 6? Yeah. I'm short, man. Is your penis normal?

It's big. I'm just shaking my head. I get it. I mean, I get it. Yeah, I get it. I'm just not, like, I get it. All right. All right. All right.

500-pound deadlift, huge penis, long-term wife, raised a daughter, still lives at home. By the way, congratulations. I hope my kids, I want to build a house next to my house so my kids will stay near. That'd be perfect. I love my fucking kids. Make it a compound. Yeah, I want to. I want to.

Spread it. Spread out the property tax. Make it a compound. Yeah, I want to. I want to. Spread out the property tax. Make it a compound. Grow your own food. Raise your own animals. Hey, dude, I found this compound yesterday off the – I think it's on the coast of Lake Michigan. And it's six homes on 4.3 acres. They're old military homes for a million bucks. That sounds

like a deal. Crazy, right? 4.3 acres of lawn with six homes on it. It's like my own fucking block. What's the frontage on the lake? I'm going to pull it up on the I'm going to see if I can pull it up on the um i'm gonna see yeah let me

see if i can pull it up on the show right now do you do real estate i don't i i want to but i don't yeah no no no but you want to everyone wants to yeah let me see if I can find it. Oh, here it is. Okay, here we go. Okay. Oh, and check this out. It's in Sandusky, Ohio, of all fucking places, dude. A place called Sandusky. Yeah, Sandusky. That's where that amusement park.

Oh, it's there? there's an amusement park there yeah oh gosh the name escapes me dan guerrero seven make this legend a guest on the show please you just have them on and be like yeah look okay take your pants off i'm not a legend okay but sandusky ohio there Ohio. There's an amusement park there. Property taxes would be dirt cheap. Coming from California, how you could sell your house and go there. Oh, I'd sell my house and be rich, dude, with this place. I'd pocket a million and have five rentals.

There's six houses on the fucking property, dude. This property's crazy for anyone who can see it sandusky ohio look at this i got my own park my own bocce ball court my own alley yeah i can do drug sales just don't go there and say sandusky it's sandusky i know it's just gonna kick your ass okay sandusky all right i don't want to get my ass kicked plus you'll be in the midwest where the people are real dude look at that there's a baseball diamond across the street you need to buy that you do you could rent that out until you move there okay i'm gonna ask my mom if i can borrow some money

i'll take a pre-inheritance mom i know you're gonna die can i get a pre-inheritance. Mom, I know you're going to die. Can I get a pre-inheritance? Hey, each house has a flagpole with the American flag out front. God bless America. Look at this place. Yeah, that's a no-brainer for a million bucks. Yeah, right?

I mean, yeah. Right on the lake. And you could rent that out? Oh, my goodness. And I think Ohio's a red state, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Man.

Everyone I talk to, I've been showing this property to. I don't know what's wrong with me. Just pull the trigger. Go fly there and take a look at it i brought it i can't i can't fly there i um uh why i don't want to fly uh but um i uh i brought it up at dinner yesterday i went to sushi last night with some family friends and and i was like hey look at look what i don't even know what i'm doing like i don't even know why i'm showing people that maybe bill and katie would buy it for me dear bill and katie yeah yeah i would ask them all right well thank you it was nice talking to you hey can you do a have like the lead like

like a legends series where you get the old timer crossfitters in here tell me who you'd like to have on like i like that nick nicholas you cranker oh okay uh nick your anchor your anchor yeah yeah your cranker nick you cranker okay listen okay listen i i want to see if i even i may even have nick your anchors phone number in my phone nope nope hold on let me see if i can just type in your ranker maybe all those old time guys. Like Fraser and Pat. Like Fraser and Pat. God, I don't know.

I could ask. I'm going to text Matt right now and see if he'll come on. I'm going to do that for you. I'm pretty sure he's going to say no. I don't know. Why? He's got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Hey, dude. He's got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Let me see.

Hey, dude. I would absolutely love it if you came on my podcast. That's good. I would absolutely love it if you came on on my podcast i don't want to say and other people would too because then it's like like i'm kind of being a like like i'm not trying to manipulate him like i really want him to come on yeah just don't come on and then listen then and then i'm going to go to nick your rankers dms i'm gonna and i'm gonna dm nick your anchor yeah iers, DMS, and I'm going to, and I'm going to DM Nick, your anchor.

Yeah. I don't even know if I've ever talked to Nick, your anchor, Nick, your, he'd probably be a good guy to talk to. I think he's not an affiliate. Uh,

okay. He, uh, I followed him now. I'll message him. Uh, Hey dude, I would love,

uh, I would love to have you on my podcast. Okay. There we go. Well, Hey, thanks for your time. Yeah.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks for the call. Yeah. I'll call you anytime. All right, cool. Have a good morning.

All right. Thanks brother. Thank. All right. Thanks, brother. Thank you. Okay, bye. Thanks. Bye-bye. You're a cranker. Nick, you're a cranker. Jesus Christ. I'm kidding. That guy's funnier than I am Alright that was weird I mean in a good way weird Asymmetric ears Rogan was acknowledging

Rich while talking with Cam Haynes maybe Rich can get Joe Rogan and undo some of the harm oh hmm Seve does Josh Bridges

have new teeth I don't know I think all sorts of people got I'll ask him next time Hey did you get teeth I think James would come back on I need to I need to invite Fikowski on I need to invite Fikowski on

I need to bury the hatchet with that dude Michael Evis Poolboy I'm at my parents house watching the show my dad says this show sucks but he looks like a nice guy tell your daddy he has it backwards this show shows dope and I'm a douche nozzle. All right. Love you guys

See you tomorrow. No see you this evening with Vicky. Love you. Bye