The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #26 | Private Yachts | Live Call In

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

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It says, uh, bam, we're live. It says, uh, John Kirby, the White House spokesman, said that Mr. Biden's first and foremost concern is the secretary's health. Really? I don't think that's right. Your first and foremost concern should be the health and safety of the people of the United States. Hey, Greg. National security. foremost concern should be the the health and safety of the people of the united states hey greg should be national security you're ahead of the environment uh yes i was just reading this line it says uh white house spokesman

john kirby said that mr biden's first and foremost concern is the secretary's health. It's like, what do you like? What is your concern about Lloyd Austin's prostate cancer than all the troops that are overseas in harm's way? That doesn't make any that doesn't make any sense to me. Who have been attacked relentlessly since October. Yeah. That is. Yeah. Like, how is that?

That's that's part of the job you're not supposed to be worried about your own shit right selfless selfless yeah selfless thank you Caleb selfless what a mess hey

I heard one time that everyone that if you live long enough You get prostate cancer And that like pretty much all men die with prostate cancer Is that true? I've heard, you know, I don't know about all But lots Yeah, that people, that dudes just live with that shit

Yes This hat isn't ugly What are you talking about? You think I should put it on backwards? It's cold. It's cold. What do you got going there today? Probably 40. Probably 40.

I'm guessing 40. I could... Let me see. Do I have a phone here? Oh, yeah. I do have a phone here. It's cold. It's Northern California.

Like yesterday, my toes were cold. My toes never get cold. Oh, 38 degrees. Wow, it's almost Nebraska weather over there. Yeah, what's it get at Nebraska? Right now, it's 12 with six inches of snow on the ground. Six inches of snow? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, we'll have a low of, I think we had a low of 35 last night or something do you have frost when you woke up is that like where frost the the grass no no well i don't know i i didn't i haven't seen i haven't seen frost yet what do you got where you're at greg i'm looking right now I'm looking right now. Hey, that's crazy. Really?

Oh, it's the desert. Yeah. And what will your high be? Will you go up to 70? No. No. We're in a little cold snap. And we got a freeze warning and we're showing rain for tomorrow. Wow.

Oh, boy. 58 is the high today. You guys don't. What do you get? 10 inch of rain? No. Not even. A year.

You know, in the foothills, they'll get more. They get quite a bit. Hey. Hey, if I drive, if I drive east or north of here an hour, I get into mountains and cool, even in the summer. We went and got that puppy for my sister and it was 105 here. And an hour later we were in 72 degree weather. Oh, wow. for my sister and it was 105 here and an hour later we were in 72 degree weather oh wow lush lush trees woods what was the elevation change uh 6 000 feet yeah crazy hey i just noticed the new york times has a button that turns everything into chinese i've never seen that before. Have you seen that?

Just in the paper or your world outlook and your house and shit? I don't know, but look at this. Right down here. You just click these pictures here and the whole thing turns to Chinese. I guess that's Chinese. I don't know.

That's weird. Yeah, that is weird, right? You need a button you push and it turns it into the Epoch Times. Yeah, that's for sure. The aides to the president said he would not fire Mr. Austin. They acknowledged the breakdown of communication and moved to assert a new discipline over the administration. I do not understand how the guy... There's no explanation that matters.

The fucking Secretary of State was in... The Secretary of Defense was in intensive care for three days and the White House didn't know. That's a complete story right there. You don't explain that. That's like you got caught writing checks on your neighbor's checkbook. You know what I mean? I don't need that explained to me.

Right, right. It's perfect. It is a magnificent manifestation of utter and complete incompetence. Is he also senile? He looks senile I just can't stop looking at his eyes One of his eyes is doing He seems like he's metabolically deranged

Of course he is Profoundly so How about getting lied to Elective procedure It may be an elective surgery In the sense that they're all elective Any surgery, you don't have to do it You get shot in the head If they're all elective? Any surgery? You don't have to do it. You get shot in the head

if you can put a hand up. I don't know. Can you... Yes, I would like this bullet removed from my chest. Please. Elective. You fucking liars. I would like this cancer removed from my asshole. Well, meaning, like, he scheduled it.

Right? Like, it wasn't like he scheduled it. Right. Like it wasn't like he went in there and they're like, oh, shit, we got to operate right now. To me, an elective procedure would be. Would be like. Hair removal. Laser hair removal. No, no. Things along the cosmetic line.

Yeah, yeah. Troopy eyelids replaced. Mold that's irritated under a backpack. You know, I don't know. But not fucking having your prostate removed due to cancer. I might elect not to do it, but it's still, it's misleading as hell. It's also, how often is that an outpatient thing? Oh, yeah, this guy's got an extra hundred on him.

Yeah, he's in that spot. Yeah, this guy's in... Oh, darn it. I saw a good picture of him right there. Yeah, he's not in good shape. So this guy's a retired general. Imagine if Dave had disappeared during the games for 48 hours. No one can find Dave.

Right, right. And where is he? He's getting his prostate removed. Getting his prostate removed. Damn, he's a big dude. I guess Zielinski's a tiny dude. Damn, he's a big dude.

I guess Zielinski's a tiny dude. What a mess. Hey, and they don't even fire him. They're only concerned about his safety. Fire him? He didn't do anything wrong. Complete and utter incompetence. He works for a slab of baloney That doesn't even

Care to think where the fucking guy is Right Joe probably doesn't remember That he couldn't find him A few days ago Yeah you think it's that bad Yes it is He might not even know that guy's name.

Do you see him put the wreath, walk three feet forward, put the wreath down, turn around and lost? Yeah. Oh, man. He's at the putting your shoes on the wrong feet stage. Oh, shit. Caleb, it's not funny. It's only a little funny.

Seve, speaking of mole, how's your mole looking? I sent it to Caleb. I sent it to my doctor at Kaiser. He hasn't responded. My doctor. Like a doctor. He hasn't responded. My doctor. Like a doctor. Like using the app. And then I sent a picture of it to Caleb.

Caleb asked me two questions. Is it pussy and does it hurt? And I said no. This sounds like it would be an elective thing. Yeah, that's an elective surgery right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

This is how he placed the wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The soldier placed it in his hands and then guided him to where it's supposed to be placed. He's holding them up by the wreath. Using the wreath like a walker.

Now watch. Hey, that's not normal. They don't guide the president in like that. That is crazy. This guy, you got to. Now watch. It's all right. Let's see.

Okay. All right. Let's see. He's like, now what? The guy just told him to tell him what to do. He did. He whispered it to him. Yeah. If you look, no, he doesn't get lost here, but. Oh, and it's all three Look at Lloyd

Lloyd's there Lloyd's there There's the A team And Kamala Who's the dude on the end Who's dressed in the Some captain Some army captain

How do you know it's army Because of the uniform That he's wearing And you just know He's Army? Because of the uniform that he's wearing. And you just know he's in his head saying, I can't even fucking believe this. All of them have to be like, oh. Yeah. We're the leaders of the free world.

Anytime there's elected officials around, there's just so much shit talking going on between all of the active duty people. I hate how we're just going about our lives with a fake president. Everyone knows January 6th wasn't an insurrection. The Clintons are known killers and everyone who went to Epstein Island. So it's a little weird if you clump it all together in one paragraph like that. It's a little weird if you clump it all together in one paragraph like that.

You know, there's more right than wrong there. An insurrection without guns and fire and pitchforks and... There's a movie out now I just, in the preview I guess one of the things they said Is the cops accidentally tear gassed themselves Have you seen the preview? No, but that's common That is common?

Yeah, I mean sometimes you lob a canister And some brave protester Picks it up and throws it right back Into your ranks And there's the wind shift. I mean, it's dicey game. The chief advantage is, like, the cops will all have gas masks, right? If they need to deploy that shit.

Yeah. And not all the protesters will. Yeah. You can disperse a crowd. I wonder if that's just standard if you shoot to your guests that your guys have the mask just nearby or they put it on before.

You think that would just be standard? I think so. Rhett watches riots on YouTube. We'll catch him in the corner somewhere with the TV on. Riot TV? Just Google riot? There's crazy footage

from which I think the television news sequences were pulled. You can just watch hours of the French police and the in the rioters going back and forth hours with the farmer and it's all it's all it's all hd 4k whatever the it's good you hear the voices i mean and you can see the moving this way and then that way and bricks hitting guys yes yes yeah

Yes, yes, yeah Yeah I saw this the other day I couldn't even fucking believe this This was This says Meanwhile in Nigeria And look at This is a woman

With a She has a baby on her back So woman with a... She has a baby on her back. She has a kid in front of her and a baby on her back. Oh, there she is. You see the one with the baby on her back right there? Obviously some sort of worker, right? Like she's some sort of worker, field worker or something. She got her equipment that she works with, her pots and pans or whatever.

Look at that guy. Holy shit. Hits her in the face, knocks her on her back and with the with the baby on her back. This is and then someone writes feminist in America. I have no idea what women all over the world endure. This is this is Nigeria and the Congo. God, we fucking have it good here, don't we? I think that's a religious service we're watching.

Oh, that's... I'm projecting. I'm projecting. Yeah. That's my racist white privilege not understanding. That's Kwanzaa. It's your Islamophobia. Yeah, sorry.

I forgot. You think that's kwanzaa you know syria islamophobia yeah sorry i forgot that's all you think that's negative fuck dude what kind of scumbag would threaten to kick a woman in the face with a baby on her back while he's holding a fucking gun with 20 other dudes around her oh she's bleeding from her mouth for fuck's sake. God, we have it so fucking good here. I want to send these people who are tripping on it, tripping on stupid things here to Africa. So how many people have figured out that the left's claimed interest in women's rights was all a fraud?

claimed interest in women's rights was all a fraud. They needed explained to them. It's interesting. It's expected, though. For me, it was expected. To be fraud? I don't think there's a sincere facet to the entire lefty platform from the climate

change or warming, whatever the current motif is to racial equality or fairness or whatever. None of it. I think it's all a lie.

I got into a discussion with... In the end, it's Marxist and everything gets worse. Every value you could hold dear is shit on it. Honesty, transparency. You start stacking the bodies like cordwood. The standard of living goes to shit. The cost of everything goes up, the availability of goods goes down,

the amount of conflict with neighbors and internally increases, the censorship is insane, the first thing the revolution has to do is eat its own, you don't want revolutionaries anymore. Anti-Semitism is

a phase in that always. You think it's swinging back the other way? You think we had the worst of the for lack of a better word, the woke crowd reached their pinnacle? I'll know in November. woke crowd reached their pinnacle? I'll know in November.

Because things couldn't be more stark. And as bad as Trump is, the choice between that fool and Biden is an enormous chasm. It's just a crazy difference.

Seem of boobs. What a cheery disposition Craig is in today. We started with Lloyd. What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Here's the embarrassing thing. I'm enjoying it.

I feel like I got a front row seat to the, not just the country, but the civilization going off the cliff. the cliff well i i think that someone with your means has a moral obligation to speak up as opposed to the guy who you know who's the janitor at oakland children's hospital who can't be who can't who can't speak up or he's going to lose his job you know what i mean if he's like hey they hired that guy because he's a tranny and i lost my job because of that. He can't say, you know what I mean? He's he has to be careful. Is that a news story? No, but but, you know, yeah, it's there. You know, it's there.

People, you know, it's there somewhere right now. Just because you said that someone's going to fire the black janitor. Right. Right. Yeah. right right yeah and so the the victim class is um so someone has to speak someone has to speak up against it and stop with what's going on what's being allowed for them to do the victim class is completely out of control even though even the word even those words are fucked up the privilege class isn't the privilege class and the victim class isn't the victim class. It's nuts. Hunter Biden made his surprise appearance

at the hearing just now. Oh, you're seeing that on the news? Yeah. What's the surprise about it? He wasn't supposed to testify? What's the surprise about it? He wasn't supposed to testify? I think we're seeing our friend Kevin here.

No shit. Sitting right next to him. In the courthouse? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. No, at the hearing. Take a look. You can't.

You got a show going on. Hey, and they're going to try to get rid of us. Speaking of crazy shit happened. So they're going to try to get rid of my Orcas. I think he is going to get they are going to get rid of him. The border guy. The borders are. That guy might be toast.

I think they're putting that guy. They let 12 million illegal aliens into this country. Is that really true? 12 million? Yep. Yep. Under the Biden administration with the sole intent of altering the outcome of elections. And now they're going to throw this little bill out there and do what? Have you applied for asylum external to the country?

Build the fence? Back to the Trump plan. You know why? We've got enough in. 12 million will do it. With 12 million, if we can just get 500,000 to, say, a million of them on the voter rolls, and they will, it will. thousand to say a million of them on the voter rolls and they will it will

the the epoch times called that play during the obama administration it was an obama plan to guarantee the blueness of of arizona and florida and texas what went shitty on them is these these states pushed them up. Yeah, there's Kevin and Hunter. Wow. Wow. Why is Kevin all up in his ass?

Hey, go back to that article When did that article come out Go ahead Greg You're hesitant to speculate We'll speculate afterwards What about Kevin and Hunter They're friends and that's his attorney I mean

High school in Brooklyn will be closed on Wednesday Due to the moving of immigrants to the school gym Let me see the rest of that. That can't fucking be true. It's true. It is. It is. City officials in New York are relocating approximately 2,000 illegal immigrants from a tent shelter at Floyd Bennett Field to James Madison High School due to an approaching storm.

storm how is it that the that those that argued for the merits of being a sanctuary city could be so oblivious to the obvious downsides and here it is they got it it's like they were just pretending they didn't really want to be a sanctuary i will say this when shit like this happens it makes the homeschooling thing argument proposition get even stronger earlier this year the influx of around 21,000 illegal immigrant children caused capacity issues in some new york city schools leading to the relocation of students to alternate facilities the decision to relocate the illegal immigrants to a high school as a temporary shelter indeed raises valid concerns among school staff and local residents.

Valid concerns. It's beyond valid concern. Why not put all those people on buses and just ship them back across the border? I don't understand. Damn. Jake Felton, preach coach, government called

their bluff and they're shitting. Been saying it for months now. Hilarious. Ken Walters, nose cold. It's hilarious. the size of our military, right? What do we got, like 3 or 4 million soldiers in the US military? So we've let in enough people to 4 to 1 our military? Yeah, we have 1.4 active duty military. Oh, wow. So it's 10 times. It's 10x

the US military in terms of illegals we've let in. Holy shit. And we're only losing more. Wow. Wow. Wow. Look up what's being spent with NGOs by

the Dems that are the ballot harvesters. Get the conspiracy people going this morning I love it Looks I wonder it looks like Biden's art art values skyrocketing I Love it I love it.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Okay, here's something about Kevin. This is the guy sitting next to Hunter Biden in the trial right now. Instead, the individual said Burgess indicated Hunter Biden knew the identity of one of the buyers through public reporting. And the second, because he saw the artwork at the individual's house virgus also uh confirmed entertainment lawyer kevin morris who has reportedly lent uh who has reportedly lent the president's son a significant amount of money purchased hunter biden's art for 875 000 oh so that's a scam that's how he's getting money from

people it's money laundering oh shit god i'm slow so that's all that is that's getting money from people. It's money laundering. Oh, shit. God, I'm slow. So that's all that is? That's just money laundering? That's all it is. That's all it is. So you could give me a million dollars and say you just came over to my house for an hour of counseling and I charge a million dollars an hour? That kind of shit goes on all the time. The art one's a great one.

Wow. Wad zombie. Wow Wads on me Greg do you No you don't do What extracurriculars does Greg do When on the toilet You don't do social media on the toilet You don't really do social media right No but that'd be a perfect place for it

Just on the toilet Yeah I don't do social media Or anything No I just Do what I gotta do And then leave Hey he's got

Urinals in his house You mentioned that before Yeah he's all business He's all business It's clean Yeah You seen those guys pull their phones out while they're at the urinal That sounds dangerous.

Disgusting. Sleeky doing the Lord's work. If you sign up for the open, GORUCK is offering 20% off $99 or more. Oh, the open registration is open now? Oh, yeah. I'm going to register today.

Never would have known. How much is it? $20. I think they should raise it to $25. Just raise everything. Just make it a sweeping sweep. Because of inflation a sweeping a sweep.

Because of inflation. All that stuff. The new offerings. Everything. They're doing 12 workouts this year. There's not. There's only three. I'm joking. Did you watch the health conference? It hasn't happened yet.

February. Thank you, though, for allowing me to share. I thought it did. On February 3rd, you can work out with Dave Castro. And on February 4th, you can sit down and listen to the wonderful allotment of speakers. Are you going, Greg? I missed it. I thought it would just happen. Right. Gotcha. All right. I was planning on going, but then it snuck past me.

You're going some places, though. You're going to Idaho, and then you're going to... Didn't you tell me you have a boat trip planned? Yeah, I'm going to get back to the boat soon. Oh, which boat? San Diego boat? Yeah. Oh. The Axopar.

Yeah, I want to do some marina hopping. Don't you have a... Do you have a sailboat thing coming up? Greece this summer. Oh, okay. That's a long way away. That's where you go in the summer, Greece? That's in May. That's in May.

Is that their winter? No. No, that's their summer too. It's not going to be too hot there for you. Do I have another mole here? What the fuck is this? Caleb, I'm going to have to send you another picture. This looks like a blemish.

Oh, okay. You have any health scares, Greg? Anything? You don't get health scares? No. Damn. Whoa. Is that it?

There we go. Yeah. Holy shit. Is there a bed in there yes in a toilet in a shower full size sink it's pretty cool it's pretty nice and it's fast

and fuel efficient and you can run it in shallow water and it's all weather all conditions and I'm a fair weather guy and you can run it in shallow water. It's all weather, all conditions, and I'm a fair weather guy, so I should be good just going out in the good weather. But we'll do the San Juan Islands this summer, and I'm going to be all over those Channel Islands.

I kind of grew up going out there to Catalina, Anacapa, Santa Cruz, even as a young adult. Very early in the ramp up and the go-wing doors open up, it's pretty cool. You can walk all the way around center cabin. Are those panels open up like Tesla doors? Yes.

That whole top comes off too, retracts back automatically but caleb he hasn't told you the best part there's this thing in the center of the boat a gyro yeah and you turn it on and it revs up to 12 000 rpms oh bill gates was driving that one it revs up to 12 000 rpms and it basically just stabilizes the boat in any condition so like if the boat's doing this and you flip the switch it automatically just levels and we totally tested it out we had six seven eight grown men on it trying to rock that you rock the shit out of it as hard as you can and then the guy flips the switch

and it stops it. It's pretty crazy. Wow. Yeah. It takes a half hour for the gyro to get to speed and when you flip it off it takes two hours for it to come to a halt.

Because it's just going so fast. Yeah. Holy fast. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, driving to Epstein Island. For sure. That's right. I saw our names on that list, Seve. So I had them taken off.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah. Maximus Lewin, GORUCK partnership is one of the first smart things I've seen corporate CF do. Dale King, so affiliates have to pay extra due to

inflation, but the same rule does not apply for the open. Yeah, crank up the open. I'm okay with the open being $25. I think people will. I don't think that would stop anyone. You think that would stop anyone, Greg? I don't know what that threshold is.

Yeah, for that. Yeah. At one point, I was paying $40 for t-shirts, and now I'm paying $40 for t-shirts that's when i when i hit the $40 mark that was when i it's like i can't buy $40 t-shirts that's the threshold i think how much were the noble t-shirts those are like 65 right yeah those are like i think it was like 40 50 bucks for noble t-shirt uh big air tom men rock look at this uh profile picture my god a men rocking a boat is way different than mother ocean rocking a boat i'll believe the gyro stabilization when i see it all right yeah it's uh it's profound we did this he got the boat

the the we were going 50 in the boat 52 i think and the guy cranked it like a big miami vice turn just a big turn in the san diego bay it was cool it's like a video game aircraft carriers in the background apache helicopters sitting on the deck the whole fucking thing corn auto the big bridge ducks and birds all sprinkled all over the top of the water and we're making this crazy fucking turn and then he kills the basically turns the engine off and the boat's just fucking the wake and all the the boat's chaos and then he flips on the gyro and the thing just stops it's pretty yeah i mean i'd like to see it i can't wait to see it out in the ocean too but

dude there's a bunch of there's a bunch of youtube footage on the product. Oh, there is? You get a nominal amount of roll with it on. And that's measured by, you know, you can see the stats on it. You can look and see what the boat's roll is and hit the gyro and watch it go to zero. And you feel it, too. You're an idiot not to know that this is... Oh, you crazy feel it. Yeah. And the rocking we were doing wasn't guys on the boat.

It was guys on the dock grabbing the gunnels. And they were going to... It was like knock... There we go. Yeah, we weren't doing that. We were outside the boat crushing it. What? Yeah, we weren't doing that. We were outside the boat crushing it.

What? The physics are solid on that. Let me tell you something. The Kraus motorcycle I have has carbon fiber wheels. And the wheels weigh much less than the tires. And you could change lanes on that motorcycle just by pushing your helmet over to the side and you're going to change lanes. It is so twitchy. And the acceleration off the line is noticeably improved with a light wheel because the less energy it takes to get the thing rolling. And the loss of gyroscopic effect due to the lightness of the wheel is prominent. It makes the thing with the twitchy sensitive.

It's really cool. It's really cool. And that's just a loss of the gyroscopic effect. That's how two-wheeled vehicles work. I mean, the gyro concept is, the physics of it aren't confusing. It was crazy expensive, too. I mean, it's a major deal. But it'll make the experience a lot better for a lot of people. We've got two family members that get motion sickness. And if you can remove the role, it's a big deal. Who is that?

Which two have families? Do I know them? Are they the kids? Yeah, mom. It's Miss Maggie and Riley. No shit, Maggie. I would never have thought that in a million years. I thought she was bomb-proof.

I thought you could throw her out the 10th floor of a building and she'd be fine, land on her feet. That's true. She's like a cat. Yeah, she's fundamentally untrippable. Do you have Starlink on it? I just looked Starlink, I guess they have it for boats I'll have to do that

But you're going to be You'll never go I mean, the furthest you'll go off the coast Is 10 miles, right? 20 miles We'll go to, yeah, 20, 30 Do you fish off of it? Yeah 10 miles, right? 20 miles? I mean, we'll go to, yeah, 20, 30. Do you fish off of it?

Yeah. I mean, we haven't yet, but I got outriggers and a downrigger set up and a fillet table and pressure wash. I just need some sharp knives and poles now, you know? And I don't really... I've gone on commercial fishing boats. I don't really, I've gone on a commercial fishing boats. Um, I don't really know anything about it, but we've got friends that have, you know, they're nuts on that stuff. Boat. Have you ever had boat sickness?

No, I don't get motion sickness. I don't think any gymnast does X or otherwise. think any gymnast does x or otherwise i um when i when i took that i took this russian icebreaker out to antarctica and it was 11 stories tall and the seventh floor windows were going in the ocean and it did that for days imagine that kind of rocking and i had so many of those stickers under my ear like at night when you sleep in the bed, you roll from one side, you just bang against the walls. He literally rolls you. Wham, wham. It's nuts because I wasn't tied in.

And boy, if it wasn't for those stickers, you still get motion sickness, but you don't have the physical reaction to it. Do you know what I mean? But if I didn't put those on, I would have probably killed myself. I'd have had to jump off the boat. It was so bad. So bad. I stayed under deck for days.

I think that was probably the first time I fasted because I couldn't make it up to the top deck where the food was being served. Do you get motion? Do you get boat sickness? Caleb, have you ever had that?

When I was younger, but ever since then, I haven't had any issues with it. Yeah, 11 stories tall. Russian. Here, I'll pull up a picture. Russian icebreaker. Russian.

This one. Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. That's exactly what the fucking thing looks like yep probably worse than the ice too because they're just break it's breaking ice all the time i don't remember seeing ice like that oh really no we were just out at sea we were whatever that fucking crazy body of water is that takes you from uh the tip of Argentina, if I hear the name of the town.

Do you get high seas or ice? You're not going to get both, right? Is that how that is? Are there 40-foot waves with ice on them? Or does the ice have a calming effect? Yeah, that's a great question. I have no idea.

That looks like the worst cruise ever. Dude, it was horrible. But you know what it's crazy the second you get into the bay it's perfectly still like then we got a week of just complete stillness not the northwest passage maybe that's a nickname for it it has another name a famous name um what was the food like i don't even remember dude like fine you were sick yeah whatever basically we went into the bay then we got then i filmed in antarctica for a week and then we got back on the boat but i was unsettled the whole time i was there because of the impending doom of having to go back to argentina right i just just knew, oh, fuck, I'm going to have to go back on that ride again.

What's it called? Drake Passage? Oh, Drake's Passage. Yes, yes, yes. It was Drake's Passage. Yes. I think it's the only place where the water's unobscured around the circumference of the earth, if you want to call it that.

And they claim that they never know what the weather's going to be there because that's where weather starts. I don't understand weather, so fuck if I know what they're even talking about. And the town is... What's the town? Ushuaia. Ushuaia? Yeah, Ushuaia. That's the town you leave from.

Yeah, it's no good. Yeah, fuck that. And birds everywhere. You couldn't, you wouldn't even believe it. The worst storm I've ever seen in my life. But if you look out the little window, just wildlife everywhere. Just out at sea. No, thanks.

Northwest Passage goes from Pacific to Atlantic above Canada. Oh, so that's the one up in the north. Yeah, it was down in the southern part. South Pole. Look, I love all these guesses. Bering Strait, Magellan Strait. The Bering Strait Magellan Strait the Bering Strait

that's the one that connects Alaska and Russia right right correct that's where Matt Holdsworth and his dad have pictures of them in this like

aluminum skip with an outboard maybe a 15 foot boat in what had to be 30 foot seas I mean I was like Matt that's insane dude or maybe a 15-foot boat in what had to be 30-foot seas. I mean, I was like, Matt, that's insane, dude. We had to have a talk.

I told him that, you know, your old man's in his 80s, and he'd rather go down in the Bering Strait than die in a nursing home. He's a 35-year-old guy with kids. Right. You can't be out doing that kind of shit. Right. You got to, though. It's for the story. It's unbelievable. His dad went fishing with

a friend and the two of them managed to close the homemade trailer gate on the friend's thumb and cut it off. End of fishing trip? No fucking way, man. They wrapped that up and kept fishing. Hell yeah, they did. I would have been on a satellite

phone. I would have spent millions of dollars to get me and my fucking left of my thumb out of there. Totally. Holy shit. Unbelievable. For me,

like if we go fishing and your thumb gets cut off, it wasn't a good trip for me. That's not even my fucking thumb. It ruins my trip. But did you catch something? That's big tuna. You know? I mean,

if you got that, then it's cool. It makes up for it. All right. I'll lose a thumb for that. I would think cutting your thumb off and go fishing, I think you'd come back and have to take your hand off. Fuck it.

Just lop it all off. Yeah. Just put a rod on there. Yeah. Don't need it anymore. Guess I can't have it. You know that there's dudes who've sailed that just across the Bering Strait,

and then they just go over to Russia and just deal with being in trouble there. I read some story about it. They just want to check it off the bucket list, go from Alaska to Russia, Siberia. And then they get picked up, and then fuck it. Some guy ran from South Korea into North Korea. Oh. Yeah, because he's a South Korean police officer. Wait, what?

Really? Is that recently? He was an army dude. He was being escorted back to the States where he's probably going to do some time. And he mingled with a tourist group and then ran for it when he could and made it into the arms of the north koreans wow and then the north koreans realized that he has no information whatsoever because he's like an 18 year old kid they sent him back oh they did they did? Yeah. Oh, shit.

Soldier returned to U.S. custody after crossing into North Korea. Oh, is it one of their soldiers or one of our soldiers? It was one of ours. An American soldier stationed in South Korea, like near the border. Yeah. He got into some scuffle with some South Korean police officer. I think he got charged with assault. And so the United States Army was going to send it back to the States and

counsel him and all that shit. And, uh, they took him to the airport and I guess they just left him at the airport. They didn't like make sure that he got on his flight or anything. Yeah. Yeah. They just,

they all left. And then he's like, well, fuck this. I'm going to escape. And so he went to the he found some tourists like Greg said some tourist group followed them along

they ended up going to the North Korean like the what's it called the demilitarized zone and just ran across the border to North Korea and then North Koreans grabbed him and held him for a little while.

God, what wasn't he afraid he was going to get shot. He's like, well, whatever happens in North Korea will be better in America, which is listen to this. The U S made no concessions to North Korea to secure King's release. Yeah.

But to get the basketball player back from Russia, we gave them the king of death. The greatest arms dealer of all time. Yeah. You can imagine the negotiation on our side. Our side's like, hey, fuck them. You can have them.

And then they counter with maybe a hundred bucks. Fuck you. Keep them. You know? And you go, okay, we're sending them back. We're not even going to beat them up now. We won't even starve them.

We'll actually. We're not going to give you anything. Yeah, we're going to take good care of them, give them nice meals, and send them home with clean clothes, you fucking assholes. You know? How about this? Once again, look at the last line of that article. Once again, it's that fucking our focus within the military at this point point is really caring for private king

why let me really that's a lie that's a lie that's like that's like that's like secretary austin's elective surgery yeah they said fuck them torture them do that shit like you did to that other kid send them home a fucking mental case. Piff him and give him back to us so we can put it on TV and show what pieces of shit you are. He's the opposite of a resource.

He's not... Yeah. Go meet any 18-year-old in the army and you'll realize why they sent him back imagine how scared and stupid you'd have to be to run to fucking North Korea that could have gone horribly wrong

he could have been shot but they also could have just fucking King John was having like a little homosexual stint they could have had his way with them. For six months. Damn. Hey, did you see this thing? Pfizer bought this company.

Oh, that's him. Travis King. That's the kid. Yeah. Is that a man or a woman? That's a man. Damn. Rans North Korea. That's a man or a woman? That's a man. Damn. Rans North Korea.

That's a good story. He'll have that for a while. Is that his mom and dad on the right? Yeah, I think. Maybe. I think so. Hey, I got something for you. Is the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift

Romance a Pfizer stunt And there is no romance I don't think so They're both Pfizer spokesmen Oh they were prior Yeah Oh shit Oh shit

And he likes black chicks with big butts And is into Hip hop and I had read that too And he likes and he likes he likes black chicks with big butts and is into into hip hop and Rappers, I had read that too like his previous five girlfriends were fucking chicks with black chicks with 100-pound fucking asses Which I ain't hating for that. How do you go? How do you go from from the Cardi B groupie to a Taylor Swift groupie? Damn Damn, I just Damn. It sounds like elective surgery. Damn.

Damn. I'm putting Travis Kelsey ex-girlfriend. Oh, you do? Oh, you're good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Kayla Nicole was his former... Wow. Kayla Nicole was his former wow

wow I wonder if she's speaking up wow Taylor Swift is a Pfizer spokesperson too how much did she get I don't know if there's any truth to this she got 20 mil she's kind of a skinny chick I don't know if there's any truth to this. It's just... She got 20 mil.

She's kind of a skinny chick. She's beautiful. Kelsey got 20 mil. I wonder how much Taylor got. I want to say Taylor Swift Pfizer. You saw that Pfizer bought the Turbo Cancer company that had a valuation of $2 billion and they paid $43 billion for it

last week? Turbo Cancer. Turbo Cancer. I'll pull it up right here. The company supposedly had a $2 billion valuation, but they paid $43 for it. It's a pretty wild story. and we know that cancers are breaking out like fucking crazy everywhere.

Shocking revelation, Pfizer's $43 billion gamble and truth about turbo cancers linked to mRNA vaccines. And I read that the company was only worth $2 billion somewhere. And I read that the company was only worth $2 billion somewhere. Segan, S-E-A-G-E-N, a small drug company specializing in treating turbo cancers. The $43 billion deal has left many puzzled. Why would Pfizer, already making massive profits from its mRNA vaccines, invest such a significant amount in a cancer treatment company? I'm sure it's been benevolent. You know what it is that's spreading like crazy right now, Greg, is lymphoma.

They're saying that somehow the mRNA vaccine and lymphoma are like, there's something going on there. It is essential to note that Pfizer's COVID-19 mRNA vaccine, along with Moderna's, has been linked to an increase in what's called turbo cancers. By the way, a doctor friend of ours, when I suggested this to them a couple of years ago, made fun of me. Medical articles have cited several types of turbo cancers appearing after vaccination with lymphoma, brain cancers and breast cancer, colon cancer, lung cancer topping the list. The alarming trend has forced Pfizer to take action. Pfizer CEO Alberto Burla's recent media interviews provide crucial insights into the company's motivations.

Burla projects that turbo cancers will affect 33% of the population in the future. Holy shit. Holy shit. projects that turbo cancers will affect 33 of the population in the future holy holy turbo i love the name turbo cancer hey i don't i don't know if you remember but this guy, that's the guy. He didn't take the vaccine for a long time because he was waiting for it. He didn't want to be one of the first people to take it because he wasn't at risk of dying. Who's this?

Burla, the CEO of Pfizer. Remember, a year after the vaccine was out, they finally or like hey you haven't taken it yet he's like yeah i know i was waiting for everyone else to take it first out of the benevolence and kindness of my heart just wanted to make sure you don't you it's nice to remove the science from this and go back to just for a moment go back to the uh 19 reasons i won't be getting the COVID vaccine. Remember that article from several years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all, in totality, he was making a brilliant and highly plausible argument for not doing the jab. And none of it really had anything to do with science.

Was it 18? Where was that? Where can I pull that up? Was it 18 reasons, or was it 19? I thought it was 19, and it should be in a... Email? I want to be able to pull it up. No, it would be in text.

Oh. Do you remember where it was published? Sorry to interrupt you. Yeah, someone's blog. Yeah, I remember. It was fucking good. Are you looking on your phone? Yeah, I don't want to. That's okay. Do it. 19. I'm going to type in 19 reasons. good. Are you looking on your phone? Yeah, I don't want to. That's okay. Do it.

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Available right away. 18 Reasons. 18 Reasons Why I Won't be getting the vaccine. You got it. You were right. Yes. Deconstructingconventional.com. I'm going to send it to you, Caleb.

And the date, this is, well, it's two years old. Two years and a couple days. But look at the list of things. I mean, just go through them quickly. I'm more happy to correspond with you here. Let me see. Number one, vaccine makers are immune to liability. That one's scary. Number two, they're checkered past

And the four major companies Who are making these COVID vaccines Have either, one, never brought A vaccine to market before COVID Moderna, or Are serial felons, Pfizer, AstraZeneca And Johnson & Johnson And this is all linked up

These are criminal enterprises Number three, the ugly history of attempts To make coronavirus linked up. It's all linked up. These are criminal enterprises. Number three, the ugly history of attempts to make coronavirus. There have been many attempts to make viral vaccines in the past that ended in utter failure. Which is why we didn't know. In the 1960s, scientists attempted to make

the RSV respiratory synctial virus vaccine for infants. They skipped animal trials because they weren't necessary back then. Holy shit, and two kids died. My goodness. 80%

of the kids... What? Say that again? It said 60 years later they have another RFC vaccine. Yeah, 80% of the kids who took that vaccine ended up in the hospital and two died number four the data gap submitted to the fda by the vaccine makers when vaccine makers submitted their papers to the fda for emergency use authorization they they reported that they have nothing in the trials that suggest they overcame that pesky

problem of vaccine enhanced disease the truth is they simply don't know they have no in the trials that suggests they overcame that pesky problem of vaccine enhanced disease. The truth is they simply don't know. They have no idea if the vaccine they've made will also produce the same cytokine storm. Number five, no access to the raw data from the trials. Remember, they wanted 75 years. They wanted to give it out then

number six no long-term safety testing that's pretty that's pretty obvious number seven no informed consent what most who are taking the vaccine don't know is that because these products are still in clinical trials anyone who gets the shot is now part of the clinical trial. Number eight, reporting under reporting of adverse reactions and death. Well, yeah, that was the crazy thing. I don't know if you guys remember this VAERS thing, but it was it was it was well known way before the vaccine came out that VAERS was a voluntary report system and that people believed across the board, both sides of the aisle,

that incidents were underreported by 90%. And now the reports for the COVID vaccine incidents outnumber all other incidents since the invention of the VAERS reporting system. How is there a fucking voluntary? By the way. So here's the problem. Here's why people weren't reporting for people who don't know.

Doctors were not paid to make the reports. They were legally bound to make the reports, but they did not get paid. So if someone if a client came in, a patient came in and they reported to you that something happened to them after they took the vaccine, the doctor didn't get paid for the hour it took to fill out the VAERS report. He didn't get paid. That would be just him volunteering his time. No one's doing that shit. The VAERS thing is a fucking – what a joke. Imagine how perfect this whole thing is except where they report incidents.

Number nine, the vaccine do not stop transmission or infection. I had a podcast pulled down the other day because I said that, and then I appealed it and got it back. That's a bizarre one. It doesn't stop transmission or infection. Yesterday, one of our friends has COVID, who was like, wouldn't let us around them because we weren't vaccinated. Now we know that they have COVID, they've had the vaccine. Who even gets tested?

Who do you think, would you get to, if you got sick, Greg, do you, do you test for some, do you test for COVID? I don't.

Why would you? No, but I, what I did was the people that got me sick tested and the people that got sick from me tested. So I knew I had it. Put this in your nose number 10 people are catching covet after being i got it without the vaccine i feel like i feel like a genius uh the overall death rate from covet uh we we know that uh ad nauseum who is reporting a 3.4 percent death rate. John Iannotti, the Stanford super scientist,

greatest scientist alive right now, was reporting a 0.2. You choose who you want to pick to believe. The bloated COVID death numbers. Yeah, that's a fucking, that was a farce. Fauci and six others at NIAID own patents in the Moderna vaccine. Tony Fauci owns over 1,000

patents, including patents being used on the Moderna vaccine, which he approved. What do you think? Get in line? You're going to get in line for that shit? You guys may not know this either, but I think it's at the NIH. Fauci's wife is in charge of bioethics.

You know, nobody should be afraid of not like missing out on some new wave or opportunity of medical procedures, surgery, drug. Life's not that way. It's it's not. You don't you don't want to be you don't want to be the first number 16 censorship in complete absence of scientific debate i can't help but get snarky here so humor me how did you enjoy all those nationally and globally televised robust debates put on by public health yeah you mean jimmy kimmel making fun of people who didn't get it Yeah, you mean Jimmy Kimmel making fun of people who didn't get it?

Lockdowns, mask wearing, social distancing, vaccine efficacy, how to screen, therapeutics. No non-vaccine therapies were allowed or treatments. Man. Every telltale sign of fraud, of hoax, is present. vaccine may be putting so much pressure on the virus we are accelerating its ability by the way it does say on the cdc website never deploy a vaccine in the middle of a pandemic except for those who are severely severely at risk it said that and because you will exacerbate the problem and guess what we deployed during the peak of it number 18 i already had covid i didn't enjoy it it was a nasty cold for two days it was weird not being able to smell anything in summary the above are just my reasons for not wanting the vaccine

maybe my reasons make sense to you maybe they don't yeah this is a good list oh yeah look at this guy he's a buff white privileged dude of course of course he doesn't want it. That's from two years ago. Do you remember who sent that to you?

No, but we sure passed it around. Jacqueline Robinson, I'm shocked how many patients at my dental office have recent diagnoses of cancer when I review their med history. Higher than I've seen in 10 years. Did you see the NFL now has a... Did you see that link I sent to you and Dale's NFL now has a cardiac, like myocarditis, like department, the debt it's the,

uh, what's that guy's name? Danelle Hamlin, like cardiac, like awareness group. Do you remember when they asked him what happened? What did the doctor say? He said,

is it vaccine related? He said, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. I do remember that. I heard turbo cancers is like how the original AIDS was. Just get an ounce of that in your ass and you're dead in a month. Man. man the coalition is advocating for the implementation of the three best practice policies to prevent

death from sudden cardiac arrest god damn hey so are they paying uh demar oh demar demar hamlin to stay quiet you think i have a friend who's a prominent research cardiologist getting about as good a place as you could be don't guess with the name or do that to me but uh okay it might have the best cardiologist job in the united states i don't know but uh i get i get birthday wishes and thanksgiving and christmas and New Year and all that. But if I ask, hey, what's going on with the vaccine? I don't get it. I get nothing.

Like no response. Those questions. It's pretty funny. And I take something from that. Look, how easy would it be to say I haven't seen shit? But no, that's not what I'm getting back. Someone asked if you've seen adverse reactions to the vaccine. We respond, don't forget to send your clocks back this Sunday.

Right. You got it thank you there's people I'm dying to talk to and I just I would I would have to be almost in the sauna with them face-to-face to get it you know no one's gonna insurance executive isn't gonna fuck his company in life up by telling me the truth over the phone, you know? Right. But I do know people that know. friend in South Africa has.

A super insurer where you have a large population where you're paying all of their medical bills. I don't condone this type of talk, this dangerous talk. Don't get the vaccine. Don't get the boosters. Join a CrossFit affiliate.

That is not compliant with WHO guidelines. So do you have to podcast WHO guidelines? I'll type YouTube WHO guidelines YouTube basically defers to WHO guidelines and so if the WHO says you can't say like

I lost the channel for a week because I said exercise and diet is the best way to fight COVID and I lost my channel for a week because I said exercise and diet is the best way to fight COVID. And I lost my station for a week. And with a permanent strike on the record. Let me see. Community guidelines. Let me see if I can find where it says specifically WHO. Yeah, it's bizarre that they allow that.

The WHO to be that group. Maybe I have to put in, maybe I have to type out World Health Organization. We need to get that fat orange moron back into office and then drop out of the World Health Organization and stop funding it and do the same things to the UN. Yeah, wasn't he trying to drop out of the World Health Organization because it's basically Chinese psyop? He was threatening it and then Fauci blew in his ear. God, what a trippy relation Trump and Fauci must have had huh I hope he realizes he got had

Greg C You hope that Trump realizes it Yeah Yeah me too Yeah he got played hard. Yeah. I'd like to see Scott out with Punch Fauci out.

Deep State failed to unseat him, and so Deep Health rose up and did its thing. The backup plan. Oh, here. Jake Chapman. Greg, if... Greggy. Wow.

We're getting very family-oriented here. Greggy, if you were at the head of the table right now, what would your first action be? Head of which table, brother? I think he means the big table, the White House. I would... I would... I would destroy the Houthi rebels.

I would inflict casualties on the Revolutionary Guard and send stern warnings to the military to stay out of this fucking thing. And if that was happening, I'd eliminate the Air Force and Navy that's Iran oh yeah right to them

all of this is Iran and the Saudis would cheerlead me they would? of course they would because it takes away their competitor in the oil market? no it's cheerlead me. They would? Of course they would. Because it takes away their competitor in the oil market?

No, it's that's their greatest threat to their security. They're Iranians. Hey, if you would have been running CF through, CrossFit through COVID,

any thoughts on what you would have done? I'm sure as fuck you wouldn't have done stuff like tell, like Craig Howard got punished for keeping his gym open, going against the city. Would you have supported the gym staying open and fighting back? Yeah, in fact, I did support him in that. I was calling him on the regular promising help if he needed it, including legal help. Even when you weren't, even after you'd sold it? No, during it. Oh, during. Yeah.

The gyms all got shut with me still at the helm. gyms all got shut with me still at the helm. And I had said in Zoom calls that I would tar paper over my windows and I would drill a peak hole down at about belt level. we'd do

workouts and you'd use the secret knock to get in. And I actually ran into a guy a physician affiliate in South Carolina that did exactly that. Exactly that. I think it was Crested Butte

CrossFit where the physician amongst the membership went to help out in New York at the worst of it. And then came back and gave it to every single member of the gym. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I remember that.

Yeah. And they were all fine, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. The whole town had it. It was like, you know. I'm wearing a pair of Sony headphones and a wool cap from Filson. I'm telling you, it's cold. It's that time of year. I have another wool cap in here somewhere. What are your advantages with the

headphones? Do you hear better or sound better than I do? No chance of echo. So I have this mic, right? You just echoed. Did I? Yeah. Oh.

Well, so much for that. Because if I don't have this on, the audio would be coming through the speakers and I would be hearing it. Do I sound okay? You sound great, dude. We've cracked the code on the audio. So look at, so here, now the audio is coming through the computer do i sound different is it echoing not really no so now your voice is coming out from um the speaker here but you know what else is also cool is sometimes there'll be some bad connections or something or the phone line will be doing some weird shit and with the headphones on i can catch

it right away or i should be able to. I have these Filson fingerless gloves. This is just in case it gets really cold. What would you do if you live somewhere where it got cold? And then I also have a... Caleb's embarrassed for you. Look at him. He's blushing. This is...

I have options. That's cool. Yeah, it covers the ears. I'm going back to my headphones. You probably don't care, Greg. But this week is Wadapalooza. They've kind of changed up their competition there a little bit. They used to run the team competition individuals simultaneously. And this week, I think they're doing the individual competition on Thursday and Friday and then the team competition on Saturday and Sunday.

Is that is that the loud and live thing? Yes, yes, yes, yes. And O'Keefe's no longer there. Do you remember Dylan Malinsky? He was the floor commentator at the CrossFit Games. Really cool dude. I wonder if you could bring up a picture of him. Maybe Greg would recognize him. Kalinsky, he was the floor commentator at the CrossFit Games. Really cool dude. I wonder if you could bring up a picture of him.

Maybe Greg would recognize him. Anyway, he runs the show there now. And so it's going to be a busy four days for me. Basically, I will come on with a cast of characters before the show. We'll make predictions and talk about the workouts. And then the events will happen. And then we'll come back on. Are they hiring you to do this? no no no no one hires me to do anything well you should you should do a segment on the uh on one of the one of the principles that loud and lively was interpol was looking for. Remember that?

I do remember that. There's a whole Reddit thread on the victims. They were going into the Rust Belt and telling the town, if you can muster up X millions of dollars, we're going to invest in a ball bearing plant with an extra net put another billion in and they just took the seed money and left and we're going from town to town to town interpol uh the sting operation oh uh oh wow this website's crazy you found it already no i i don't want to find it. Interpol, the International Criminal Police Organization.

There was also one of the guys who was wanted in El Salvador for some kind of toxic battery disposal thing. They were charging the government for battery disposal and just burying them outside of town. Now I probably can get my my media passes. Sorry, you can't. You got to watch where you have me. Hey, you know. The. The awareness with which I realize the vulnerability of a thing like a fitness competition or any big public sporting event, the opportunities for money laundering are just fucking phenomenal.

In sporting events? Something that looks like our CrossFit games or waterpalooza. I'm accusing nobody of anything. But my sensitivity to the money laundering realities were stunning. Do you know how easy it would be to make claims of having sold 500,000 bottles of water and just pour it into a pool and have soaked models and bikinis

in the water and deposit the money. And say you sold them for $10. Jump ropes. Five bucks a bottle. Throw two and a half, whatever, pick your number. Because inflation Yeah, five bucks a bottle. Throw two and a half, whatever. Pick your number.

Yeah, because inflation is $10 now. And we sold 500,000 of them. So we put five million in the bank. And here's the empty bottles. Hey, this could be a good website to get stories from in the future. Damn. Started in 1923, Interpol. I wonder if that's a real organization or if it's just a fucking another cover-up for crime. They pick up bad guys

all the time. My kids were asking me yesterday if pirates were real. I'm like, fuck yeah, they're real. Like, do they have swords? I'm like, no. They don't have swords. told you robbie identified what she thought was a fake santa at the mall yeah yeah she should work at inner bull yeah because i think they just found some guy and brought him into the mall um uh as sebon uh andrew hiller asked greg about the event ran by the mexican cartel

was there was there a uh a crossfit event run by the mexican cartel uh yeah i didn't i not that i know of i didn't say anything about Mexico I don't know It's a trippy thing To run across A website where you've got A bunch of victims talking about A guy that Interpol Is looking for that's running around

Waterpalooza Seemingly, yeah whatever Matt Schindeldecker what's up guys I just signed paperwork with the great state of Ohio for the next two juvenile correctional facilities 2024 is going to be great awesome wow for CrossFit gyms crazy

or whatever you're going to call them I wonder if he's calling them CrossFit gyms I'll call you later today, Matt. I'm curious how that's happening. Congratulations, Matt. I know Emily's been watching that closely. There's a lot. We've got a lot of

neat CrossFit stuff that happens in Ohio. Look at Ohio look at Magnus Holmgren HWPO was just down here in Mexico I don't know what that means like Matt Fraser and O'Keefe one of the gyms they visited has shady owners oh that's how rumors start Alright Thanks Greg for coming on Thank you Manny You going to Idaho too?

Will you be here next week? Yeah on Monday I'm going on Monday But I'll be there from there Okay cool You coming up? You gonna bring the kids skiing? Yes, of course.

I'm going to have the Portland kids there too. I'll start driving now. Fly into Spokane. I'll pick you up. What is, is there room? I'll call you. Is there room for me and my family in a podcast table? Yeah.

Plenty. Plenty. I think we could swallow 50 people there. Okay. I'll bring Caleb. Do it. Seriously. Casey Saunders,

love you coach. Rambler, love you all. Okay, here. Last question. Jeremy World, Seve and Greg, what's your opinion when a CrossFit gym brands themselves as a performance gym or a health and fitness gym? Love you guys I'm fine with it yeah

you know I didn't see myself as entertainment or sport I saw myself as an essential asset to the community's health and well-being that's how i saw it it never it never got better than what we were doing downstairs at hq true that that video shot in the dark, you know, this highly stylized basement tape thing where the,

where the underserved are talking about their transformations. Yeah. Guy who says that the guy that your guy owns the building says that he and his wife had a decade ago, wanted to climb Kilimanjaro and his time elapsed. They realized they didn't have the capacity for that. The dream was long gone and now they're doing CrossFit and they're going to go climb Kilimanjaro next year. He wanted to take his kids to Poland or something too. And he crossed that off the

list and he started doing CrossFit and he put it back on the list and he took his kids to Poland. It's amazing. That's what we do at my gym. That. Exactly that. And everything from the competitions to the stuff that involves, they're all just tools. Just tools to do that. That was the professionalization

of the training space to come to an adult recognition to the significance of what the fuck's going on in the box uh this dude uh anthony martorano i just signed my fiancee up for her level one look he even got the little line over the e in february it's been so much fun to watch or watch all of Greg's old lectures to study. Thank you. Anthony, I have something I have to admit to you. You've sent me, I don't know if it's the same Anthony, 40 videos in the last month, and I haven't watched a one. I just scroll.

I can't watch video. I can't do that. But anyway, I just wanted to admit that, get that off my chest. Well, I bet there's someone that'd send you a video and you'd watch it. Yeah, that's true. You had the wrong intro.

Right. Send it from a different account. Tina, more more Toronto not Anthony get Beast Baby to help yeah yeah I do watch when she sends me videos I do watch them

Caleb what are you doing today oh not me he deleted his social media okay fine alright cool alright fine congratulations on that, Anthony. Yeah, that's tough. Brianna Smith just became a member. Smart move. Best 20 bucks you could ever spend. Very smart, very smart. Probably saving the world from climate change.

Hey, you need to speak up every time you hear climate change. It was anthropogenic global warming, AGW. That is the basis on which the scientific arguments were made. And the poor arguments, failed arguments, models with no performance history. It became embedded into our way of life. But it's AGW, anthropogenic, man-made global warming, not climate fucking change. The climate is changing, has changed, will change,

and has always changed. There has never been a period of no climate change. So we're not going to let these fucktards hide behind that crap. I love it. You said it was going to get warmer and man was doing it and here's the horrible thing it's gonna get colder we know that the mauter minimum the the twin dynamo effect and in fact those models not only not only do they do they are they offering predictions um they actually work in retrodiction too. They show not

only the major ice ages, but the minor ones. And it looks like by 2036, we're going to be at a point like we saw 400 years ago when the Thames froze over. And so these guys

need to have this anthropogenic global warming hung around their fucking necks and thrown into the water as it gets cold. Anthropogenic. AGW. That's what we tried to ruin the economy for.

That's what made nitwits like Greta a fucking trusted authority jesus and well now now she's free now she's free palestine yeah just just remember the women's rights thing was always bullshit they never gave a fuck. The Baptist, your local Baptist church, those church ladies are more interested in women's rights than liberals are in the university. It really, you know, I know you said in the beginning of the show, but now it just. If you give a fuck about women, you should be an Islamophobe. women, you should be an Islamophobe.

You know, women's rights was actually developed, was it the FBI or CIA? It actually was a PSYOP now that I remember. Where did I see that? Let's just start with that women are unholy in the sight of the Lord and need to have

to be covered up? Why do I have to be tolerant of any religion? Why is that tolerance like tolerating free speech or accepting people regardless of their skin color? Why do we throw religion in that too? It's stupid. Hey, when you got 100,000 people dying on the streets from fentanyl overdose when they're not even taking fentanyl and we have people in this country in colleges

worried about what's going on in Gaza, we know we're in crazy world we know that our peers have been completely duped completely duped all right thank you next week's show we start with

Islamophobia what's wrong with it what's wrong with fearing a religion Yes. Next week's show, we start with Islamophobia. Yeah, what's wrong with it? What's wrong with fearing a religion or not liking one? Yeah. Can it be like, you know, like if you don't like pizza, does that make you something? Are you bad? No.

Suppose, let's just go to Harry Potter. I'm not a Harry Potter fan. I don't like this shit. Yeah, me neither. am I intolerant? am I a racist? yeah for sure you hate kids you hate kids books alright alright bye thank you

thoughtful bye Greg Glassman episode 26 shows I have a monopoly on Greg I'm so excited about it peace and love Manny Serrano

thank you Greg for changing my life Heidi Krum you're a potterist Greg's the best Jake Chapman hey today's gonna be crazy thank you, Greg, for changing my life. Heidi Kroom, you're a Potterist. Greg's the best. Jake Chapman. Hey, today's going to be crazy. It's going to be a crazy...

The next four days are going to be nuts. Are you around the next four days? It's going to be fucking chaos. Thursday, Friday, for sure. Saturday, Sunday. Okay, that's right. You're going to the L1. Yep. So, anytime outside of the L1. Yep. So anytime outside of the L1 class, I'll probably be

available. But yeah, it should be cool. You know what someone told me today that some people feel like, do you feel like if you don't go to Guadalupe you're missing out? I felt that way before and then I went to it twice and I was kind of... Not just Guadalupe

in general, but when you went went like if you didn't go like if I think people get FOMO fear of missing out like if they don't go to Madrid or Dubai or the games or yeah I don't get that yeah I used to

you did yeah I feel like it's better if I'm here doing this show shattuckin no podcast like it's easier for me to like do shows here watch it from the tv that kind of thing uh dw booted him off the show too soon need more wisdom i'm gonna squeeze it all out of him he has to now replenish for a week go back to the other 25 shows and you can get some more wisdom yeah uh suzy i suzy i begged i begged i begged him and his wife to go back to tahoe this year just

so you know i saw what you wrote are we coming back to tahoe i had so much fun in tahoe with them last time holy shit ski all day and then all afternoon a ski all morning then all afternoon at uh woodward the skate place that was awesome okay listen so tonight um uh uh oh i think we need john young john young instead of pedro instead of ped. I mean, I like Pedro, but I think we need John Young for those shows. John Young instead of Pedro.

So tonight at 630, we're going to do a massive Wadapalooza show. First hour, we'll go through all of the athletes, men and women, individual. And then and then and then the second hour we're going to go through the workouts and tell you who's going to win

and I think it's going to be me, Taylor, JR and John Young JR is suggesting Pedro but I think we need John Young for that because I think John Young is going to be on all the shows is John Young going to be on all the shows during the week?

Subject to change. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, and Chase is coming in too. Jesus. This is going to be good. Event 1 preview will be available at 8.15-ish. Coaching 7, Event 1 preview.

Oh. I'm looking at the schedule. This is going to be tough to schedule. Basically, this is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. There are 17 shows. 18 shows between this evening and Sunday evening. 18 shows in four days. Holy shit.

Schedule. All right, so we got your... And we'll be sending links to all sorts of people throughout, so you get to see the James Spragues and the Dallins and the Coltons, and they'll be popping in and out of the show, Ariel Lowens, things like that. So, oh, look at this. This is a competitor.

What is this? Ray J. I'm competing at Wadapalooza, but we always book vacations around CrossFit. French Throwdown was my favorite, but we love escaping Ohio to Miami for January. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. That's cool. If I were to pick one event to go to, I would pick for sure the games or Wadapalooza. The one time I went to Wadapalooza, I was there for work, real work, meetings and shit.

I could tell that I was not having a good experience. I would want to out there be walking around in the meetings and shit and i did i could tell that i was not having the good experience i would want to help there be walking around in the sun and shit someone told me though miami is scary and ghetto is shit so yeah the area where the event is is actually really beautiful but i think the surround yeah they're kind of weird yeah um oh and i have to sign up can I sign up for the open now yeah where do I go crossfitgames.com

you can get it on the crossfit.com register for 2024 open oh okay here we go here we go I'm going to be one of the first to register email oh Okay, here we go. Here we go. I'm going to be one of the first to register. Email. Oh, oh, oh.

Email password. Keep me creating. Create an account. Oh, shit. I'm out. Never mind. I'm not doing the open. Fucking a really. why March 16th 1964 my password blow me blow me oh you gotta have a number blow me uh blow me 1000 yep

i agree to the terms uh i created an account save Save. Oh, shit. I'm in. Open registration. Oh, wow. Choose. I don't have a gender.

I don't have a fucking gender. God, it makes me not want to do it. I remember Jason Kleba had me go to his app once and asked me my gender. I'm like, I don't have a fucking gender, you fucktard. Fucking fluid, you fucking douche. Do you work out? Trigger warning. Oh, trigger.

It's. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger. Trigger warning. Enter affiliate name. Your mom's house. Your mom's house your mom's house your mom's bedroom do you work out at a crossfit affiliate i better put no oh what country uh what country do you live

in america where do you live oh great uh active duty military college student educator medical professor no oh it looks like dude it looks like they're gonna have the occupational games you think so i mean they have educator college student first responder firefighter law enforcement officer military veteran active duty mill mill millie that's cool oh shit i'm finally going to be on some emails crossfit emails i've been wondering how i can get on those okay you must review and agree to the agreement below to okay i have read that's not true i have not read and agree to the terms But I'm going to click it anyway. I lied. I've lied twice now on this document.

Use my password. It's $20. Can you get a shirt or anything? I think you. I don't know. I thought there was like a discount code for a shirt or something. But it comes after you've registered. Let's see. Yesterday, my... I don't know my wallet.

Yesterday, my internet went down in the middle of the show. That was weird. Oh, I wonder what my CVC is on my credit card. Do you know that by heart? Do you know yours? I'm going to guess. Yeah. You do? Yeah.

I think I know. I'm going to guess on that again. It's on my credit card too. Are you doing yours now too? Oh shit, I got it right. I fucking got it right. Okay. There you go.

Magdalene uh said discount on go rucks crossfit t-shirt oh I'll do that uh oh my god oh I found an error in their in their process wow that shit is wonky unable

to process your credit card. Oh no, congratulations, you have successfully registered. Use the password 2024 to get into the store. Open 2024. Nothing but a good time. Oh, I wish they wouldn't have written that on there.

Fuck. I'm in the 50 to 54 division. That is weird. Buy a shirt? Enter password 2024. Am I not supposed to share the password? Oh, shit.

They got a new kind of weird logo. Did you see that Games has a new logo? The games? Yes. I didn't know that. It's not symmetrical anymore. The logo is not symmetrical. It's the Glock logo, the MLS logo, all combined into one.

Yeah, it is the Glock logo. Is that on purpose? I don't know, it is the Glock logo. Is that on purpose? I don't know. It is the Glock logo. That's fucking dope. Logo is shit, it is. I don't know. All I see is the Glock logo. That's dope. Yeah, that's cool as shit, dude.

I'm down. Games. Glock. I'm down. Games. Glock. I hope that causes it. You think that's a GORUCK shirt? Three weeks of workouts, a lifetime of memories, whether you sign to challenge yourself.

Oh, God. I hate reading shit like this. It's a tribal insured I Can't tell if I bought it or not I Can't tell if this is a go-ruck shirt. I only want it if it's GORUCK. Fuck. How do I know? How do I know?

Okay, I'm just going to read this nonsense to you. God, I hate this shit. Three weeks of workouts, a lifetime of memories. Whether you signed up to challenge yourself, enjoy quality time with gym friends, or qualify for the CrossFit Games, remember we're all just here for a good time. How about fuck you? You don't tell me what to do. So raise a dumbbell and join us. Fuck off and join us in proudly sporting the first official T-shirt.

Why can't it just be the official T-shirt? Why does that? That T is not go ruck. Oh, shit. What is it? Probably because I have a special I have a special body and like every shirt does not fit me tribal and unisex what does that mean unisex it's for boys and girls once one one one one pattern for both of you.

Yeah, they don't change the taper or anything. I don't think girls like that too much. I think more of them might like it than you think. Oh, really? I thought... Yeah, it's like

a baggy fit. And I think some ladies like's like a baggy fit, and I think some ladies like to have that baggy fit. Because otherwise, the women's cut is like cuts into your armpit. I do want to go... Oh, well, yeah. You mean for a dude? Oh, you mean just for chicks who have lats and shit?

Right, exactly. I really do want a GORUCK shirt. I don't own any of their shit. Oh, I'm skipping the shirt. I'm skipping the shirt. What?

I have one of their backpacks. They're pretty nice. Okay, so now we have a problem. I don't have a... Oh, yeah, that sounds expensive. Hey, I didn't get a confirmation email.

That you registered? Yeah. Oh, I have a CFID now find your occupation service occupation your university add your own hashtag oh I'm going to put the Sevan podcast

the Sevan podcast oh there's already 13 people with the Sevan podcast hashtag. Wow. But if you add the Sevanistas, there'd be another 20. Sevanistas. Let me see. I just hit my nose on the mic. That's a first.

I don't see Sevanistas. Am I spelling it wrong? S-C-V A-N I-S-T-A-S Yep. No.

You have to put the word the hashtag no how come oh maybe you only get one maybe you only get one add your own hashtag maybe you only get one doesn't say hashtags. I just saw Hunter abruptly left the congressional hearing when Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to question him. That would have been entertaining. Oh, that's cool. I got the Vindicate t-shirt, the pink one with Seve's face oh let me vindicate there's a pink one with my face on it vindicate apparel uh partner apparel the Sevan podcast shit Apparel.

Partner Apparel. The Stevon Podcast. Shit. I'm scrolling. Scrolling. Scrolling. Scrolling. No.

No. I don't see it. Oh, yeah. No, it's only in blue. This one? This is actually a cool shirt. This shirt actually fits me pretty fucking good. I don't see this shirt in pink.

I think it's a fantastic open shirt. Where do you... Oh, man. They don't even have the best shirt. The best shirt is the CEO shirt with just gold writing. Yeah, they don't even have the best shirt. It's this. Click on that one and you can find the gold one. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the best shirt right there. And it's not cut like that at all. The shirt looks nothing like that. That looks like it's made for a snake. Doesn't it? Look how long that is. That's with the shirt that's not that's not even representing it right that's not the shirt i know travis like yes it is yes it is i'm like no no it's not it's a that's a mini skirt it does look really long you're right no that's not

It does look really long, you're right. No, that is not. That is not the shirt. Hey, is this on blue? Is this orange on blue? I don't like that. Yeah, it's like the Bears colors. Oh, okay, perfect.

That's the Tyson shirt. If you're in the military, you get this one. I don't even own all these shirts. I own this purple one. That purple one's nice, too. Fuck, that's a nice red. Damn, Travis does good work. Go Ruck shirts are all low stock already. Well, that's a good sign.

... All right. All right. Bye. See you guys 630 big show JR Howell John Young Taylor self It's basically equivalent to the CrossFit Games CrossFit games games Update show

I'm gonna be Pumped it's gonna be good and then it's Crazy weekend of shit Savon's barn we can square Dance in the barn opposed 10,000 members. That is 100% correct. Bye-bye.