The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #51 | Live Call In

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Shop Amazon's Black Friday deals now. Good, I'm stoked. Ideally, I'd have you on both. Bam, we're live, but shit, it's good to see you here. Yeah, good to be here, thank you. I was enjoying the whole John Young thing again. So good. It's interesting that there's this issue with distinction between

being rude and being misogynistic or bigoted. You know what I mean? That people struggle to see the difference. Calling someone a fat bitch is not misogynistic. No, unfortunately. For the woke mob, it is not.

And, but when they do call it misogynistic, then they out themselves as being misogynistic because they obviously are revealing that they think that there's some inferiority that comes with women or with whoever your disparaging that makes them vulnerable to attacks right they're basically saying oh that that person's weak and so I have to defend them because it must be addressing their color or their sexual status or their age or whatever whatever they're holding inside of them that makes them think that they're better than the other person yeah they put it on that person well you can't do that to women because we're better than them and therefore it Yeah. They put it on that person. Well, you can't do that to women because we're better than them. And therefore, it must be misogynistic.

Particularly me, because I'm coming to defend them. Yeah, yeah. It's like, dude, you just outed yourself. And then what's even crazier is we don't even care. You can be misogynistic. We're open minded. You hate women. It's cool.

We're cool with it. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's like, but you're the misogynist, not us. We think women are great. We think it's crazy. It's crazy, crazy, crazy. Yeah. It's always funny when people make those posts and stuff and like all I could think is like,

oh yeah, you're so morally superior that you're going to tell us how to behave and what we can and can't do and what we did to others. And not only that, but you have to manipulate your evidence of why you're making those claims in order to seem somewhat reasonable about making them. So you're ready. Right. You have to like manipulate it. Yeah.

And they have the upper hand because at the beginning, I have to have the offset of the conflation, if I call you, if I see, let's say I see some woman, like calling someone a fatty is not nice. But because the implication is theirs, it's going to hurt their feelings because no one wants to be fat. Right. But there still is some, you call sumo wrestler fat That's not mean That might even be a compliment Yeah, he's the biggest one in the arena like yeah. Yeah, totally damn that motherfucker put on 40 pounds of fat. He's like, thank you

Worked hard for it. Yeah. Yeah And if you're the heavy lifter and grid, yeah, you're a fat, you're, you, I mean the grid athletes look like CrossFit athletes that don't have their diet in order. That's what, that, that's what grid should be. But that, but that, I'm not saying that even to be mean. No, I don't. Like, you know what I mean? I look more like a grid athlete than a CrossFit Games athlete. Just the way it is. It's just like, yeah, you eat pistachios at night. I get, I got you. You eat, you still eat Froot Loops. I got it.

It's, it's the one it's the grid league, like is the version of like, when you look at somebody in the gym and you're like, oh yeah, the biggest one in the gym. So they have to be the strongest. You're like, yep, grab them. So they can be the strongest one in our team. And then you find the smaller skinny guy like flinging around on the bar and you're like, huh, yeah, okay, grab them because they're going to be good at gymnastics. Like it's that's what it's for.

So you're already being discriminated against based off of what your bias is in the gym. Sorry. And, um, uh, uh, the, the incest comment. I mean, I didn't even expect that to come out of John's mouth. That was crazy. But, but obviously those of us who follow, I mean, it's, it's obviously an inside joke. Laura pulled out of the games, some chicken follow, I mean, it's obviously an inside joke.

Laura pulled out of the games, some chicken grid, I guess, pulled out and didn't do the workout. So he, and there's, you know, there's that joke that since Christoph left Gabby and went with Laura, they must be hooking up. And so he just made that joke. Obviously a gross and bizarre joke but um and funny but not not misogynistic not racist not sexist not but if you bring it if you think it is boy you're bringing some of your superiority complex to the table it's weird no one should be called fat tubby man No one should be called fat, Debbie Man

Man oh man, and the other thing that's funny about that whole situation is like imagine taking a Comment like you were like hey the you know The skinny guy over there like referring to me like the skinny guy over there looks kind of like Mexican like break Like we need to bring him down and then imagine me being like, oh my gosh I am so hurt by what you said that I'm coming after your livelihood. Right. Where did we make that leap from?

Like, how'd you go from a comment to like, now I'm burning their house down. Right. Like, you will, you will never compete in a CrossFit event. Oh, wow. Look at you, dude. Hey, dang. You are, you landed and cleaned up already.

Look at you. Yep. Here I am. Is that a straight razor? Is that or is that electric? No, it's my little one thing. Oh damn, it got close. You look good. Thank you.

Yeah, you don't look like a guy who's been traveling for two days. Yeah, I feel pretty good, man. Morning, Greg. How are you, man? You landed in... I am great, sir. Thanks for asking. Where are you Greg? Morocco Marrakesh And that's on the that's on the water Is it

Yeah Marrakesh first time there first time in Morocco Yeah, I've never been to Morocco. Is there a CrossFit here? Oh good question. Yeah that is a good question. Let me see this map, pull this sucker up. How is it, when you landed there, have you been outside during the day? Did you drive from the airport to the hotel? It's beautiful. It's 80 degrees. Oh nice. And was it cool? Does it look like anywhere you've been before? Like the storefronts and the roads?

Not looked around a bit yet. Okay. I mean you just got there right? Yeah. 4 p.m.? It is 4 p.m. All right cool. So I got the time all all perfect and your internet's money. Yeah, it is good. Oh, I always wondered where Gibraltar was. There's a cross across from that's the damn near walk from Africa to get into Europe, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think that was the path of the Crusades. Isn't there like some weird, there's a country there too, right? Isn't there a country that's just Gibraltar or something?

It's some sort of weird. Yeah. It's like just some island. It's like, it looks like a mountain. What were you going to say, Suza? There's a crossfit there? Yeah, it's like just some island. It's like it looks like a mountain What were you gonna say? Susan? There's a there's a crossfit there. Yeah, there's one in a Casablanca. It's um, casa crossfit and It's the first one that was in Rockham oh And the only one not the only it looks like there's one more

Crossfit It looks like that's 200 miles from you. Yeah. One other one, there's two. Tangier, Morocco, wherever that city is, if you still remember. I think I've met a Moroccan affiliate before, now that I think about it.

Hey, it looks like Isim Malhotra is being pulled up the pulled up the ladder. Now too. Did you see that? I did. It's a there's about three or four people involved in this transition that have been over to my house. Yeah. People a couple I call friends, you know?

Yeah, that's crazy. That's so cool. In fact, a couple of them I think are going to be at my thing, January 11th and 12th. Yeah, that's fantastic. And are you following the Gates thing at all? Yeah. Any thoughts on it? I was trying to tell the story yesterday about the court.

Someone, Axios, or someone was saying that some of Trump's appointments have longstanding, deep-rooted antagonisms or something to that effect, as I interpreted interpreted with the agencies they're gonna head Then I go to read on and that's like how could it ever work? And I'm like who better to send in the fuck things up right Yeah, right That takes some guy owes me money and I'm gonna send the hells Angels over his house to clean it right and They're saying how these are house clean it. Right. And they're saying, these aren't house cleaners, these are fucking thugs. You know, depends what you mean by clean. What does a guy look like that

wants to abolish the Department of Education from the perspective of the fucking half a million assholes that work for that thing doing no good. He's eminently unqualified. Someone made the point that, oh, it was Victor Davis Hansen, that all of the recent employees out of the Biden administration and prior to that have had all of the right numbers and three-letter initials by their names. They were eminently qualified and they fucked things up beyond belief. And so I'm all about the wrecking group. Imagine a guy so incompetent

at the Department of Education that it collapsed. Big round of applause for that fucking guy. No, they misunderstand if we think that there's anything at deal. There is no issue facing the Department of Justice No, they misunderstand if we think that there's anything at deal. There is no issue facing the Department of Justice more important than ending the weaponization of prosecutions. Nothing more important.

Nothing more important. So a guy who's claims to have been that, and he went through the ringer and no charges came up, so there's a credibility to it. Do I think he was buying some pussy? Yeah, maybe. What cocaine? You know, I have I have nothing to suggest one way or the other. But those things, those things don't matter to me. Suppose you bought a lot of pussy, and he did a lot of cocaine. And he's furious with DOJ for what for for the charges they tried to bring him.

Because listen, there's a lot of people doing cocaine and getting pussy and running for their pay for it. Lots of them, thousands. And so he's my guy. I don't even think I like him. I don't think he pays. I don't think he pays. You have to send over your house to clean it if you owe me money.

Right. The story I read is that he didn. You can send over your house to clean it if you owe me money. Right. The story I read is that he didn't pay for the pussy. And it's just an allegation, but that someone was trying to pass some marijuana laws in Florida. So they invited him somewhere where there was some pussy that was paid for. Is that the way you heard it?

That's not? Yeah. You know what? That he didn't even pay for it But what's crazy is is they haven't are you seeing what Marjorie Taylor green saying yesterday? About about the report I guess they have a report investigation on gates and they have a report and She's saying if you guys release that report. I will do everything in my power to release every report that's ever been done on all

the Republicans for getting pussy. And so they're in an interesting situation. It bums me out that it's off to this foot, but what I started speculating is, is that what the rhinos are? Is that what these Republicans are who aren't going to step in line with Trump? Is that what a rhinos are? Is that what these Republicans are who aren't going to step in line with Trump? Is that what a rhino is? Someone who... You know it's Republican in name only. Yeah. You're posturing as a Republican, but you have your own agenda.

Yeah. Your values... I think if you, I think if you, if you pay some hotties airfare to come see you and you fuck her? I think you're sex trafficking. Yeah, it's crazy. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I keep, I keep picturing sex trafficking is like a huge basket, 10 feet tall, full of children. That's what I thought too. I thought it had to do with children. Yeah. Not a 17 year old.

Or it doesn't even have to be, I don't even think it has to be 17. I think if you pay for someone's airfare and they come to your house and you fuck them. Oh, that's true. You're in the sex trafficking business. Yeah. They got to fix that.

trafficking business. Yeah. They got to fix that. I wonder if there's anyone who hasn't sex trafficked under that rule. If there's anyone who's never paid for a girl to come visit them. All the NBA and rappers and NFL and everybody who's an athlete that's got money and clout would all fall underneath that category, I presume. Where's Brianna at? She knows, dude, I, um, I've had, I, I used to have a girlfriend in New York and

I would pay for a plane ticket to come over all the time. Baller. Yeah. What was the intent? Her good company. Uh, she has to pay if she's good company. You don't pay for it. She has to pay if she's good company. I saw a video this morning where he's walking down the halls of Congress and being like,

that guy does insider trading, that guy does insider trading, like Matt Gaetz was just destroying people. He's like, that guy's on. If they had anything that they thought they could even it was even a remote chance of a jury given a guilty verdict. He would have been charged for a fact. So now they're just draggingterrey is the story. Yeah, I was listening. I was looking into that too.

But I did hear, I heard a testimony, basically the testimony I heard is that the chick was married and he was downstairs and he had been drinking and they showed her dragging him to his hotel room That's what we need to say. Yeah, that's what the witness is like. Hey, man She took him to his hotel room and he was he was resisting the poor bastard with sex traffic. Yeah, he got He he got it he got it I mean the moral of the story is don't drink it on work trips. It's crazy. I like him. Do you like him, Hegseth? Yeah, I always have. Yeah, he's cool. He's smart.

I'm always pleasantly surprised at his articulateness. He gets right to the point. I have a lot of faith in him. Someone needs to make an uncancelled movie. Like showing like five stories. We talked about this, right? Uncancelled. And it's like- Yeah, Revenge of the Cancelled.

Yeah, Revenge of the Cancelled. Yeah, it's like a weaving of stories of like, Jay and, oh, that'd be an awesome documentary. That would be really cool. I'm one of the top five black people. You saw that? I did see that. White people. Five white people in the world. That's how not white you are. I did see that. That was crazy. Can I show that? Yeah. Yeah.

What's the guy's? What's the guy? He didn't show it to me until he got to the to the graphic. What's this guy's name? I've never heard of him, but I don't. I'm not. He's big in the he's big in the fitness space. He has a supplement company.

Andy Purcellia. Yeah. Do you know what would have been cooler if you would have been on the top, if you would have been on the top five coolest black guys list? That, that would have been awesome. Okay, here. Can you guys see, tell me if you can hear this? It's super low. Okay hold on let me see if I can figure this out here. Hey and as

long as those uh how many government officials have been caught with Chinese spy escorts too? Like where do you draw the line on you know what's appropriate when you buy it or not? What if I do this? Yeah, Heidi, 75 hard, dude. That's him. Oh, is that who that is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. How about now? Now can you hear it? Even bigger than whatever this is? What? Oh, you can't hear it? Okay. Yeah. Yep. Did you hear the biggest news though? What? Even bigger than whatever this is? What? It's bigger than this. What is it? I made.

I made top five white guys. Uh huh. Of what? Of white guys. You what? Or you're white. I made top five white guys in the world. It's a very exclusive list. I made it. That's that. That's the biggest news out today. And that's a fact.

Yeah. Let's throw it up there on the screen just to prove it. There we go. Number two. Nice. It makes sense to me. That's amazing. I want to see where you fall on the black guy, Asian and Hispanic, and then do some sort of my top, uh, Cin Martinez, uh, uh, my top favorite white dudes, John Payne, Greg Glassman, Andy

Frazella, Kenny Santucci, and Jordan Shadow. So hilarious. Yeah. Congratulations. Imagine me naming the top five Black dudes. That'll be our next show. Might not go over as well. Eaton Beaver, good morning. I'm going to start on that list. There's so many candidates.

Good morning, Greg. 69 hard is better. Well, thank you, Barry. Five centimeters hard. All right. I'd rather get my nuts stuck in an exercise or then do 75 hard. Fair enough. What's the exercise? I've heard of that. That's our sponsor. Oh, here we go. Oh, I've heard of that. That's our sponsor. Oh, here we go. Oh, I know what it is.

It's the cock bong. You stick your dick in it and then someone sucks on it, tries to take a hit. Hey, that's that gives some of my buddies in high school PTSD. One time they were all over a buddy's house to take some bong hits and they were watching a skate video when you stopped to dub it onto VHS and it cut out part way and he was a, it was a video of him banging the bong. They all, all just smoked out of, Oh,

or serious. No shit. And all of them were sitting there like, what the fuck? It was, yeah, wow. It was crazy. It was crazy. I've had over the years, a handful of inventions that I thought could potentially just put me over the top, right? I'd be like, I'd be like Elon Musk.

And one of them was a nestled tubing bong that you separate them and that creates a negative pressure so you don't have to suck. So it'd be great for people with alfazema, low pulmonary function. But the name was the best part, the Trombom. It's fucking huge. Wait, so it has some sliding mechanism that pushes the air in?

Two nestled tubes that fit very closely. And you pull them apart and then push it in and you don't even have to have any pulmonary function. Wow Wow, it'd be the perfect bomb for the icu The the bongolator instead of the ventilator the bongolator Trombone Oh, yeah, I like it holy shit that that is someone took my karaoke idea What's that? I wanted to you play the radio for the whole car to see,

and then the lyrics are projected onto the windshield. Heads up for everyone in the car. Oh, down the highway, taking turns singing. They have that karaoke. Yes, someone did it. Wow. They didn't use my name, though. They didn't they didn't have the full sense of the potential that I did. That's genius.

The karaoke. Isn't that great? Yeah. I'd play. Or your car. Yeah, it sounds like you get a ticket for that. No, they have heads up display already though. I mean, is it limited in size on the screen?

Cause I'm fixing two inch letters across the whole fucking thing. Car karaoke machine for kids and adults. No shit. Oh, but this one doesn't project on the screen. This is when you just sit in the backseat give to your kids for the backseat. Oh, you use Soundhound and put the in the lyrics mode. Yeah.

Do your kids do karaoke? My kids love that shit. They don't do it very often, but they love it. And I don't think so, but I think they would. Yeah, they love singing. Yeah, my little girls would for sure. Heidi Krum, my grandmother wanted to start a bottled water company, knew it would be big and everyone said he was nuts. My grandpa. Oh,

Yeah, right. Yeah. God, I remember. Yeah, when I was a kid, there was no bottled water. That's like a modern phenomenon. Any other thoughts on the old on the Trump cabinet? Anything jumping out at you where you're like, okay, that's interesting. Or what's he doing there? Or how much she's letting Elon and Vivek get in the limelight? Yeah, I'm just, I'm all ears. I'm super curious. I don't understand how you go to head a vast agency with the sole intent of dismantling it.

I just don't, there's gotta be some friction there. Yeah, so basically all the agencies then will have friction. Well, I guess. I hear the people who have been on the federal payroll for a long time doing nothing, realize the end is near and are fleeing a record numbers. I did hear a number being thrown around yesterday that Elon was suggesting two-year severance.

I mean, that's gotta ease the minds of some of those people. That's a lot of severance. So yeah, it's a lot of output. Yeah. But I tell you what, you know, you get half of it back on year three, right? Respect your four. Yep.

And on top of that, weren't most of those jobs that, um, the Biden administration were claiming were all, were all those government jobs, weren't they? Like the vast majority of them, the last month for sure. I saw that. I saw that the last month. So you would have to try to mitigate that a little bit as far as just having all those people now completely unemployed to your sevens would do that. Dude, that's a really compassionate program.

I can't two year severance after already just being on the tit for fucking. I mean, there's people that there's people there who have been there one year who will end up, um, there are people who have been there one year who will end up There are people who'll be there one year we'll get a two-year severance Yeah My wife is a pediatrician lots of doctors are concerned with RFK's appointment at HHS secret as HHS secretary. I bet it's going to cut big into their paychecks if they give a lot of vaccines. There's quite the kickback on vaccines, insane kickback actually. And if you're making 100 or 200k a year from injecting kids with vaccines, you might not get that anymore.

I wonder if they're going to do that, if they're going to take away the liability from vaccine companies. That would be insane. You think that's sound logic, what they say? They're like, hey, if there's nothing to worry about, just remove the liability. Is the liability there just for innovation, but it shouldn't be there like after 10 years? You know, after a product's been to market for five or 10 years?

I understand the reason why you'd have, I'm not saying I support it, but I understand the reason why they would remove liability from the vaccine companies in order to inspire innovation, right? But once this thing's been out for five years, you gotta take that shit off, don't you? But once this thing's been out for five years, you got to take that shit off, don't you? Yeah, I don't.

I have trouble believing it's necessary. Even at all? I get the comfort of it. Right. Right. Right. Especially for them, right? Yeah.

The upside, I don't even need to explain to me. And it's so remarkable that I also, and extravagant, that I can't imagine, I mean, medical kickbacks are illegal in almost any other space. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I think if you take a big chunk on a hit prosthesis, you go to jail. Right?

Maybe I don't understand the issue. That sounds like a kickback. Yeah, yeah. Use our, use our head. You visualize it and you make it law and now a bad thing is a good thing. Because he got voted in. Theresa Rochford, I worked for 20 years and got eight months, severance just ran out.

I think usually the seven like the common severance is automatic two weeks and then one week for every year you work there. The government the government won't follow any of those rules, though. They'll just be handing out money like candy. We had a young lady working for us that said, uh, there's a lot of shit coming Greg's way and all I'd have to do is one of these damnation by fame praises thing and talk to the New York Times and he'd probably be fucked. And I think that's worth 200,000 in severance. And I said, fuck her. And my attorney said,

hey, fuck you. Are you kidding me? Like, don't be stupid over money. I've had a few of those in, in, in years. Sometimes I'd get my way, sometimes not. That's basically extortion. That's all it was. She was fundamentally admitting, you know, I just be damnation by faint praise. I gotta hate her. I was never there. I was never there when he drugged and raped anyone.

Oh, right, right. Got a fucking hater. Dan Guerrero, Sevan doesn't understand severance is a function of how long. Shut the fuck up, dude. I think you just explained that. Listen, dude, we live in a country where people can come across the border and get a fucking Visa card with 10k on it. There's no rule for any of that. Go ahead, Susan. I was going to say a Visa card and a trip to the, uh, what is it?

Roosevelt hotel in New York. Have you seen Nick Shirley and his YouTube channel? They're they're how they're housing the, like all those immigrants are busing them there or showing up in vans. Security's blocking out the general public. They won't answer questions. They won't allow cameras. But here comes this illegal, a van full of illegal immigrants and they get ushered right

in through the red carpet. And by the way, we're paying for all of that. The old pictures of the Roosevelt Hotel are amazing too. What a beautiful place. It's crazy. Uh, Sarah Cox, same as Kimo. Where is that? Where's the Roosevelt?

New York City. Isn't there a Roosevelt in San Francisco? There used to be a Four Seasons? Maybe. Roosevelt Hotel. I wonder if I just type that in. Probably New York will be the first hit. Oh yeah. There's one. Did you say LA? There's one in LA. Is that what you said? Or is it the McKinley? What's the big hotel?

No, McKinley lived there for a year. Maybe the Ritz? Was it a fancy one? It was a... There's a neglected Four Seasons or was in San Francisco. The one in LA was built in 27. San Francisco. The one in L.A. was built in 27. You know, everyone and their mother stayed there. I don't see Marilyn Monroe Chaplin, Clark Gable. The one in Manhattan is by the Grand Central Station Terminal built in the 20s. And now now it's the Arrival Center for Illegals.

Same as chemotherapy, 80 percent kickbacks from the drugs. That's wild. Yeah. Makes me think of Thomas Siegfried and how he was talking about the standard operation of care and how he can't discuss a lot of even the stuff that they have, you know, a ton of research on and has helped a bunch of people because if he pushes back against that standard operation of care, he'll lose his license and he's been threatened and that whole deal. It's crazy, which also makes you think that there, there is no actual, um, meritocracy when it comes to any of that. They're not really after a cure. They're after their process and their money, because really if you were just saying like,

no one has skin in the game other than trying to solve the problem, then it wouldn't matter where the answers came from. If there, if there was a validity to it and it worked, then you would, you would implement them. Right. But it's not, it's a money grab. But it's a money grab. And you don't even need anything more than just that framework of understanding to know that the whole entire thing is exactly that. is exactly that, which is sad because you see all these, you know, F cancer, this and that and all these charities and these massive fundraising things and all of that. And you start to think like, man, are these people just being completely duped? The people taking the drugs? People taking the drugs, the people showing up to the charities, the unfortunate families

that with the diagnosis that are holding on to any hope that they can, like all those things, right? And those people that are, um, administrating all that stuff from the top and regulating it, uh, know that they're blocking potential cures and, and potential other alternatives for people. You're donating to a cancer charity. They're using that money to buy lawyers, to protect people, to, to stop people coming in with the go after people like Thomas Siegfried Yeah, people it's it's absolutely insane. It's a real cure. Yeah

Tank Reeves, I just read an article saying thousands of retired veterans are lining up to help deport these illegal aliens Interesting. I've heard that too. I don't know what the numbers are I don't know if it's but I don't know if it's just Fox propaganda, but that people who have quit ICE or quit Homeland Security are now back at the door wanting their job back now that Holmes is there. I don't support the removal of every undocumented worker that was let in. You don't support kicking every single one out? No. You believe in some sort of vetting process of them now? I would throw out all of those

that get into any kind of trouble at all and didn't seem productive. Like just Dewey, you're gone. Look you're arrested for spitting on the sidewalk you're going back. Hey. Working in orderly in the hospital and feeding your kids we're gonna look the other way. Yeah. Greg they should stay busy enough going after the 30,000 ones that are officially criminals right? That's right. And then you know every day there's going to be...

And it's a cheaper target. It's a cheaper target. It's a cheaper effort to come down thunderously on those that misstep after being admitted than it is to try and round all up of, what is it, 12 million people? Yeah. Where you're going and asking orderlies to see their paperwork that are working in hospitals for 12 hour shifts, you know?

Yeah. My assumption is the overwhelming majority of the people that came in are productive people that will find citizenship and eventually become good Republicans after they find some success in life. And that's why you have to let more in, because they eventually, they go red on you when they get families and run a business. Buy a house, they're like, wait a minute, man, why I got two jobs and I'm funding people that won't work. Right. Right. The natural instincts of the of the Hispanics, I think is conservative.

I mean, these are these are look, I just love those neighborhoods. Like I mentioned on the show before in Watsonville, where you've got corn growing in the front yard, brightly colored laundry, and a 66 Ford Falcon in mint condition in the driveway, you know? And dads walking the little girls to school in the morning with braided hair and pretty dresses. And those are the, those are, whether they've gotten their citizenship or not, those are the finest Americans on the vine or in the real, in the flesh. Contributors, hard workers.

Tank Reefs, 800,000 are known criminals. Out of them, I would put a massive warrant on. And it's not that I look for them so much. You got to understand this. Any, any nefarious piece of shit is, is getting in trouble on the regular along the way, except maybe some Chinese plants and shit. Right. Yeah. But a guy that came here as a convicted rapist will get arrested on the regular for petty theft and crimes.

And so I, I, if I caught you shoplifting and you came over here undocumented and you had a criminal past or anything that looked like gang related tattoos and non-productive efforts, you're gone. Yeah, I like that. I like that. It's kind of like using tax cheats to catch murderers and other kinds of criminals. You have this upper hand and if we get our hands on him, it doesn't matter what he did, he's going to go. One of those guys and they're going

to pop up in the system. system And hey if someone is paying taxes That should be weighed heavily that they get to stay they get to stay or they get put and they get to stay until Their court date, you know what? I mean, like they shouldn't be going to fields and rounding up people who are working It's also the expensive way to do it yeah, you You don't get kitchen cooks. You don't get any of those guys. Leave those guys alone. I agree. Nope. And even if the guy came over as a, as a gang member and now he's working in a

kitchen and he's got another job pouring cement, right. Like that's not a gang member. Yep. Yeah. That's someone who's trying to escape it. On top of that, you could argue that those, uh, those individuals are more contributors to society than the 200 plus thousand government jobs that were just implemented.

Of course they are. Of course they are. Especially at DOE. They should make a TV show out of this. That's the education of energy. A new cops called Ike. The Salvadoran presidency, he'd take all our MS-13, he's got quite a room. And it was neat as we could send them to him on the same criteria by which he would lock them up.

For us, it would be, you got the tattoos and you're an undocumented worker, and for him, you have the tattoos. Yeah. Is that really true? He, you have the tattoos. Yeah. Is that really true? He said he'd take them. Yeah. Yeah. He said he's got more than enough room and he's building more room.

And we would just pay him. I don't know. No, I think he, I think maybe, maybe, but I think that he sees a problem with him as 13 growing huge here and tentacling back his way. Also, his criteria for lockup is if you have the tattoos, you're done. Wow. These are terrorist organizations.

Hey, you know what? It's the same criteria by which Israel would drop a bomb on your house. Israel would drop a bomb on your house. They just got the non-military Hamas spokesman or Hezbollah. The other thing too is like, like you were saying, great coming down on the ones that are committing crimes and doing some horrendous stuff really hard. What that actually does is all the youth kids that came in because watching that video that I was talking about at the Rose, the Roosevelt hotel was essentially as you have this group of kids that are like 12 to 16

years old that are coming in and they have way too much time on their hands. There's no support system. And then those MS 13 and and the other people that are already committing all these crimes are essentially recruiting all of these younger kids in. So if you started cracking down hard on all those criminals, that younger generation, you essentially cut the snake off out its head. And now they can't continue. Yeah, that kid right there, they actually think he's apparently the Diablo of Roosevelt or the 42nd Street or whatever.

You live here, don't you Roosevelt? Yeah. And we have heard the news. We want to... Oh wow, look, look. We saw, I don't know if you saw the news the other day, but there's a guy who's 15 years old here called Diablo 42. Have you heard anything about him? Yes or no? Can you answer some questions? We want to know the truth.

Sorry bro, I don't speak English. Oh, I speak Spanish? You speak Spanish? Yes, yes, of course. I don't know how to speak English bro. I don't know how to speak English bro. Oh, I speak Spanish? You speak Spanish? I don't speak Spanish either. Is it true that gangs are inside of the Roseville Hotel? Is it true that gangs are inside? I don't know how to speak English bro. Is it true that gangs are inside of the Roseville Hotel?

Yes or no? I don't know how to speak English bro. Okay. of the Roosevelt or no. Okay. No kidding. It's Dallas. It's not in. Is that even a keynote Roosevelt? Is he the 15 year old?

Yeah. Is that really a big story that there's a 15 year old called the devil of 42nd street? He just acted like he was that guy that shook him up. Yeah. When he asked it right away, all of a sudden he saw his whole demeanor change, right? Yeah. It wasn't. It took all the fun out of the interview. Mm hmm. And those kids at that age group are the most dangerous because all of them are trying to earn their stripes. All of them want notoriety in the hood. All of them want to be the next head honcho and they'll do whatever it takes, including shooting up whoever the hell for that notoriety, for that relevance

and for that top spot. If someone called, it looked like during the interview, something happened that scared Nick too. Did you see that someone called? If you watch the whole thing, he interviews a group of them further up, not the clip of the actual YouTube interviews, a group of them further up, not the clip, but the actual YouTube. He interviews a handful of them further up, like, you know, group between ages 15 to 20. And they stop, they all show up and then they tighten up.

And then one of them goes, hey, if you ask another question again, we're going to have a serious problem. So he starts to move away. And then that kid comes back up the street and then he goes to talk to him. And who you heard yell was that group of guys that were like, Hey, you're going to have a problem. Oh, wow. Yeah. And then so he, um, he moves from there. And the other thing too, is that since they have the sanctuary, uh, stuff in New York

that if you're under the age of 18, and even if you're over the age 18, but if you're under the age 18, it's a catch and release. They just document what you did and send you out the same exact day. So if you watch that whole YouTube video, there's multiple things where they talk about this and this happened. This person was sent to jail. They got immediately released. So the gang members at the top are saying, okay, great.

We have essentially, um, insulation from getting in trouble for what we're doing. We'll just send out the younger kids, recruit them, tell them this is what they need to do to be in the gang. And we know that they'll just be caught and released. Like the four dudes who beat up those cops and like those four cops that got stomped in Times Square. It's insane. Yeah you beat up the cops and you get released.

Can you imagine if one of us did that? If one of us fucking punched a cop? Oh be over. Stomped to kick the cop? Insane. Those poor fucking. The older stomp to kick the cop Those poor fuck more black cops Or black cops. Yeah, you think they have a better way but more skilled at handling that situation. I Think they would be

more inclined to come across someone kicking cops and Leave them in the hospital with greatest injuries. They have a line on the police report, if you want to share where this comes from, but they would write, like, what happened to this guy? He hurt himself. And his sergeant go, oh, okay. That'd be actually the official report. He heard himself during the rest.

And in fact, what he got was a flashlight shampoo. They're getting bolder and bolder. Some juvies aren't afraid of the consequences as much as they used to be. some juvies aren't afraid of the consequences as much as they used to be. All kids should fear the cops. Yeah, I agree. Yep. And the other thing too,

I introduced my Portland kids to the police one day, it's cops coming out and I go, Hey, let me, and my daughters looked at me and wouldn't even look at the cops or acknowledge them. They were like, but we would drive around and they would see a cop car go by license size and they'd go up, police you know, like it was from the Hispanic nannies. They had cop phobia. Dude, even if you're innocent as a kid, you know, you're driving down the street and there's a cop behind you and he turns a signal on that he's going right and you're going right too. You've done nothing wrong. You go fucking left.

Yeah. As a kid, as of yesterday. What do you think? I'm trying to get that away. I'm trying to question myself. What did I do? Okay. Yeah.

You just avoid, like, just, you just don't, just like, it's not like you hate them or dislike them. You just don't want to be on their radar. You're just like, hey, I'm off your radar. I'm good. I'm just in your way here. I'm gonna go this way. Check out, you know, take the long route. I was coming over to the summit one night late coming back from a trip, you know,

that summit or Tahoe. Yeah. Our summit in Santa Cruz. Okay. And probably going 15 over the speed limit. And I just like that picked up a chippy. Saw him see me and backed off, but I knew he had a radar hole, but he got about 15 feet off my ass and stayed there.

All the way down to 17, under 101, and just as I was about to come up to Larkin Valley, we passed some guy in a car with long hair, one headlight working, no tail lights, and the headliner was hanging down all on him. That's my car. He just found something more interesting than me. no tail lights and the headliner was hanging down all on him. That's my car. He just found something more interesting than me.

He got off my ass, red and blue lighted him. That's awesome. We'll beat up Civic. Yeah, but I really like the touch of the headliner hanging down like curtains everywhere. Pat Lang, cops need more power. They need to be able to, they need to be able to be violently defend themselves. Eye for an eye. Yeah. I'm, if you resist arrest, I'm a huge advocate of cops. Just being able to just go fucking buck wild on you, especially now that they have cameras. I think even just the tiny amount of resistance, you should

be, they should be able to fucking put you out cold. And then if you do anything that even even if they just think that you thought about grabbing their gun, they should be able to fucking eliminate you. I think you should be able to whack on someone with a stick anywhere, but about the head that isn't putting their hands behind your back. Just unload on them. Put your hands behind your back. Fuck you.

Break the collarbone, break the kneecap. Yeah. Split the ankle. You're going to put your hands behind your back. What I don't want to see is a wrestling match where a gun gets taken. No, me neither. And I also don't like the idea of grabbing them around the neck until they're motionless. That's not my favorite thing either.

You don't like the idea of what? Grabbing them around the neck until they don't move anymore. Oh. And all of that is just to avoid the old-fashioned ass-whupping. Right, right. Right. Fifteen blows each from two guys, all of it below the collarbone, added below the collarbone, is going to get anyone to roll over and put

their hands behind their back. Yeah. That'll take the fight out of you real quick or put you to sleep. The fact that that's one where, you know, you start, you start doing choke holds on people high on drugs and, uh And you know what I mean? You got to, you got to, but it doesn't surprise me when they stop breathing. All together, all at George Floyd.

Call her high. And the guy that Penny choked. Oh, the guy in the subway, the Michael Jack, he choked out Michael Jackson. Oh yeah. He went to jail for that, right? It's in court right now. Damn. In charge of murder. The cops didn't want to do mouth to mouth because he was grody.

Seriously? Is that what I said? So they did some chest compressions. Uh, caller, hi. Good morning, Eden Beaver. Morning, coach. Hey. Hey, Eaton. I was listening to Susan describe the teenagers as the most dangerous. I grew up in East LA. And in the 80s, 90s, gang banging was the thing to do. And if it wasn't for the fear of cops and the three-year juvenile sentence, who knows where I might have ended up as an adult. Consequences help fix me.

Eaton is that like rampart division? What's their East LA? What is it? So Alhambra, right? Yeah, Alhambra, we do you're like around that area, you know, right on the outskirts, just below the San Gabriel Valley. So, you know, and then the other thing you were talking about, like the chokehold with cops, you know, again,

I know I've heard you talk about it, you know, I have a purple belt in jujitsu and there's a difference when a white belt tries to choke you and when somebody who knows something so I think when cops on demonstrate control, when somebody's fighting and they realize there's no way they're going to win, that's when the commands come, you know, like, you keep struggling on the put you out and they believe you versus somebody wailing around Just as fast because the person you're trying to detains Mm-hmm. Yeah, and there's and there's Twitching in moments of tens of tens and is long past the person's really

When someone taps at the point they're tapping at the very last moment, they're not relaxed. And even as they go under, there's a tetanus and a rigidity and something that could conceivably feel like something you don't want to let go of yet. You don't want to let go until you feel nothing, until you're holding a bag. And for some people, there's nothing left after that. And I'm not against it. It's just that I expect to see more deaths if we don't like the look of five guys taking batons

to someone robbing the king's stuff. Yeah. No, that doesn't. Well, the last time we talked, I talked about my dad and his situation with his stroke, if you remember. Yes. And trying to get get that long-term care, you know on the flip side of that, you know again He was an immigrant. He came legally. He did all the things that he was supposed to do You know my brother-in-law came here under a visa and then never went back

But I ended up sponsoring his citizenship which meant I was gonna gain all financial responsibility he tried to be a burden on Medicare or Medi-Cal or You know What's the other word where they give you money welfare? So I was basically saying that I was gonna be responsible for that So I think that that could be the happy medium of what we were talking about earlier You know between the military removing criminals and those that are here trying to make a better life for themselves is instead of these protesters go and sponsor somebody, you know, go, go and make sure that

you're going to be responsible for for the burden they might put on the system and hopefully they're productive citizens. They're not going to do that. They don't really give a shit. It's like you're right. And I know you knew that. I know that too. It's like the people who go burn down the court building in protest and yet

they've never written a letter to their congressman. They've never run for office. They've never done a good thing. Nice thing in their life to actually get what they want in life until it's the day to riot. That's 99% of the of the of the of the rioters they're fucking idiots and jokers you know i was reading pat's comments and again you know i don't always necessarily agree with pat but the one thing that i think he's that you know hopefully he realizes is you know both

sides should be working to make this this work and instead the news is gonna highlight the one grandma that gets detained instead of the 50 criminals that are I'm really curious what's gonna happen eaten the first time that there's some pushback this time because we saw crazy shit happen, right? Like I mean George Floyd for sure is one of them But just look at the guy who was on the horse with the whip and he got in trouble for like whipping people. Like, hey man, we need to recalibrate and change the baseline for the authority of what cops can do.

Like it's gotta swing back the other way. If we don't empower these people and stop villainizing them and start treating them like just regular people who make mistakes and are trying to enforce the law and there's gonna be good ones and bad ones, we're never gonna get this fucking under control. Because basically, we all know what's happened. George Floyd happened. Cops got afraid to engage bad guys.

Politicians made it a political thing to decriminalize everything. And then we know what fucking happened. They they just started robbing our stores and making our communities unsafe. And it's fucking nuts, dude. You might my son-in-law just got hired by San Diego PD and he starts the academy at the beginning of the year. His dad was a 29 year San Diego PD and his mom was a 30 year sheriff.

And you know, I'm super scared for this kid. Yeah, why is he doing it? I'm glad he is, but why is he motivated to be a cop? It seems like the worst profession you could possibly be in right now. You know, his parents set a good, good'm glad he is, but why is he motivated to be a cop? It seems like the worst profession you could possibly be in right now. You know, his parents said a good, good, good wrong. Something that he's passionate about. His dad wasn't like, I'm surprised his dad wasn't like, Hey man,

this profession isn't what it used to be. Oh, his dad told him his dad retired, you know, because of it. He could have still kept going. He retired, retired because of what, what happened. Barry McAulter, I had no idea. Eaton was this old. 49. Yeah, it's not that old, but, but hey,

yeah. Yep. Remember we're supposed to meet up for some tacos one day when you come out. Yep. I won't let Sebby forget. He's protective of his friends. We'll do that soon. You have to know the password. Yeah. Hey, how is everything with your dad? Is the stress getting alleviated, having to take care of him and all that or no, it's still. Yeah, we got, we got it figured out. Now it's just dealing with the mental decline with the dementia.

You know, you pick them up and he doesn't want to go back to the place. It's, it's, it's tough, but you know, as far as the place that he's at, you know, all that stuff, we got it pretty, pretty figured out. Awesome. My mom tells the same stories over and over and And everyone just looks at each other and goes, shit, we just heard this, right? And I feel bad for her because I don't know if she notices or not, but there's just a lot of eye roll.

So I tried a new approach. And I would just be like, oh, my God, I heard about that. And she's getting married and her son is she yes, how do you know? And I forget who told me. And then I do that two or three times. I heard about that. Is this? Yes, someone told me I forget who. It feels better than rolling your eyes. I took him to dinner at Applebee's on Sunday. And when I brought him back to the house, the lady said, Oh Mike, do you want to eat?

And he's like, yeah, it's like he forgot that he just ate dinner. Oh shit. That beats wasting away. You guys have a good day. All right, hey dude, always good. We'll get together soon. I got that boat on Coronado now

and I'm just an hour away, so. Sounds good. I'll talk to you guys later. All right, sir. Bye. I don't think Gates is gonna get confirmed. Do you think he's gonna get confirmed? I don't know how to gauge that.

I would like him to. Right, me too. I would like Trump to get everything he wants and just see what happens. I guess I didn't realize, this is going to be weird for the party, for the Republican Party. I didn't realize how fractured it was. I've spoken about how Trump has said he's not a real Republican. He's a party, he's more of a transformative party guy. And I think now that I think we're about to see that we're about to see

that there's, there's going to be Republicans who are part of the establishment who are who are going to really struggle with this. You know what I mean? They're no different than libtards. They get scared at the thought of the Department of Education going away without even having any real idea. Public Health is running a criminal organization in league with Chinese bio weapon makers. The DOJ was weaponizing their efforts charging a candidate so likely to be the nominee that he became the president with absurd felonies in the name of protecting democracy. I could go through the sins of the Department of Education

and this is like wondering if Marshall was gonna be a good leader of the post-war effort. Really, we were still in the mood that these people need to shit-stop that. Tell me the worst thing he could do at Department of Education. For me, it would be a highly successful administrator and successfully expand the scope of its operations to the applause of the media. And so the mainstream media's norms for success and achievement are the thing I want to stop. And so it's going to take at least a matcades. I'd be okay with taking some guy out of the fucking penitentiary and let him run it. Right, right. That's how bad it is, you're saying.

We're a generation away from hanging these fucking people. And by the way, I was listening to Lavrov today and our response to him, you know, that's the Russian war minister or whatever he is. Yeah, yeah. I did. I would let him know that you remind me, as does Putin, of those dudes we hanged after World War II at Nuremberg. You look like a likely swinging from a rope candidate or being hung upside down by your feet and shot at. And I don't know, we're kind of working towards that.

We're gonna do everything we can to encourage your people to string you up from your feet and execute. You're a drag you to the Hague and hang you. Hey, didn't they hang Saddam? Yeah. By a little known upstart cleric that he had known for generations of family and he was fundamentally insulted and right before he died, he's like, you fuck. Jesus Christ.

He couldn't believe it. Same with the Chinese leadership. There needs to be a change in government where Xi Jinping is hanged. Hey, this is a- Does that seem excessive or unjust? It seems to me supremely fair. Especially for the destruction and death he's caused. Death to tyrants. It still works for me.

Hey, if what they're saying about Fauci is real... Of course it is. Then all sorts of crazy shit should be happening. I think some people do, I don't believe in quote unquote retribution for the sake of retribution but some people really do need to be punished for the laptop, the Russian collusion, the fact that Hillary Clinton spent a million, over a million dollars on the, and she's not even denying it, on the Russian dossier. Like these things can't go unpunished. on the uh and she's not even denying it on the uh you know russian dossier like these

things can't go on some of these things can't go unpunished this is like some crazy treason shit yeah there's no accountability this is some really the more and more i think about it it's some really really bad shit greg you look like you just saw a naked woman? No, isn't that funny? The best thing about breastfeeding, there just seems always to be some breasts around. That's an amazing answer. How is, how, how does the Four Seasons rep in, uh, in Morocco? Nice place. It's nice. Yeah, they did a good job. Yeah, the one in Tahini was disappointing.

Hey, how about the one in Boston? They downgraded the restaurant. Yeah. Haley said when she called and made the reservation for you, they were talking about how they've really upgraded the restaurant. They've made a lot of changes. She goes, how was it? I go, they turned this beautiful old style massive bar restaurant into a deli.

I think my new LA spot is the peninsula. Over where the boat is? No, no, no, no. The one that had the garden area. Oh, with the room and an access out onto the street. But the taco place across from you go in and out of your hotel room without going through the lobby or valet. Yeah, that's nice. So it had an outdoor garden right there in the heart of Westwood. Do I know that? I don't think I've been to that place.

I thought maybe you visited that one over there. Al Michaels has it in his contract to stay at Four Seasons or Ritz at every NFL city he attends. Yeah, I don't blame him. I say you what, man. There's some really, really good one-off hotels, but for a chain, second, so you know, you tell me what you think second place is on chains, you know. St. Regis, Ritz, Montage, I don't know, you have your opinions, but they're not in the neighborhood of the Four Seasons. Yeah, I can't think of anything.

The only shitty Four Seasons was the Disneyland one, right? That's the only one you went to where you can actually be like, oh, you got a problem. Yeah, Disney World. Hey, this is the totally off the wall question, but do you see any, do you have any interest in taking your kids to Vegas? Like, Oh, you know, we talked about that today. Isn't that the weirdest thing? Cause I hope we should, we should take it and we'll see the eyeball.

So I told, I just out of the blue told Haley, I want to take the kids to Vegas. She goes, Holy shit. I never thought I'd hear that just out of the blue told Haley, I want to take the kids to Vegas. She goes, holy shit. I never thought I'd hear that come out of your mouth. I go, I just want to take them to the arcades and the water slides and walk them through and look at the architecture. Just, you know what I mean? Just like, just see the spectacle that is this, um, crazy place. And yeah, you know, maybe go see some shows, see David Copperfield or some shit.

You know what I mean? Like just. It's cheap and easy. Yeah, right. It's right there. I know that there would be a huge wow factor. There's lots of food. Anytime you get tired, you just throw them in the arcade and you know what I mean? And just seems like, you know. And she says that the orb inside, you know, the concert venue from the inside.

Yeah. All this deal has been made about the outside. But he said that the acoustics and the quality of that whole thing sound wise is like nothing he's ever heard before. That he wouldn't believe what he heard was possible to hear. I watched a 20 minute video on it and it's a pretty impressive structure. Basically the screen just comes all the way up to the ceiling. I mean it's just like, you know, and around the corner. So almost like audio does something pretty remarkable. You're inside a circle that's projected inside a ball, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the largest screen in the world or some shit. What's wrong? Fuck the visual, the acoustics. Are insane. Yeah. Who did he see there?

I forget what it was. Might have been you two. Someone wants to see all the 98% nude ladies walking the strip. I mean, I do, I didn't know that they had that, but I would, um, Oh, the prostitutes. I've never noticed the prostitutes when I'm there. I mean, I've seen the cards for prostitutes on the ground everywhere. They do like the handout where they like flick the thing on the street and you walk by and all of them like, Hey, like they whistle. And then if you make eye contact or look, they just

shove it in your, in your hand. Here, here's one. Yeah. And what's on the card? It's like a little escort girl. So it'll be like some half naked girl with a phone number at the bottom. But it's not the girl handing it out.

No, it's like some, uh. No, it's like some yeah, it's those hard work and immigrants we talked about earlier. Oh those are trading cards for professional working women. Cross fact with the facts. What are you gonna do there? Do you know what you do? Is there anything in Marrakesh? Like do they have a pyramid or like the world's largest camel or like what do you do? The only thing we can come up with is taking a camel ride. Yeah, what's the, I don't know anything about Morocco other than Hailey went there and said it was absolute. Everyone who goes there loves it. Yeah. I get to like see what that is.

But we're gonna be here for a week. So I should, if I'm giving the terms of Morocco, I should have enough time to figure something out. Fourth largest city in Morocco, Marquesh, founded in 1070 by Abu Umar. The red walls of the city were built in 1122. God, the names are hard here. Sufi pilgrims go there.

Oh, so is it kind of like a religious mecca? That would explain why Haley went there. She loves that shit. I think so. How close are we to ancient Carthage? Is that here? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Yeah. Just sending up 10,000 drones in the air and they dance and do it like, well, I'm glad you think of that as entertainment. I would just get scared of shit. It is scary. Cause all I think about is sitting here in Livermore, by the way, someone on the Sean Ryan show talked about the immense amount of Chinese spies in the Livermore labs. I mean, that's always been a thing, right? I mean I mean since I was a kid they've talked about that. Yeah it was just crazy to hear but yeah you think about sitting you know you're out of your backyard

and all of a sudden you hear this hum and you're like what is it the sky just turns black with drones? Yeah and they have that capability 10,000 drums that work in complete perfect Yeah, yeah can do anything in sequence and Yesterday NBC streamed the live Congressional hearing on UFOs and when I was in the garage on the assault bike, I watched like 20 minutes of it It was live. It was it was fucking crazy It was I don't know why they're hiding so much shit. But there was a guy who was 20 years in the CIA talking about, yeah, I can't tell you all the details in a public hearing, but they've captured shit that's not from this fucking world,

and they're trying to reverse engineer it to make other aircraft. And there's for sure 100% their stuff going from our atmosphere and into the water back and forth, flying in and out. And then they asked him, Hey, do you think it's our own? It's our own shit? And he said, no. It's definitely not our own shit. He's convinced it's not our own shit. So we've got the highly intelligent spiders in advanced spacecraft living out of the ocean. I mean, fuck. It's just weird to hear all these people. And they all have stories of, you know, of administrations they've worked with and people trying to stop them from talking and just all this shit. And it's just like, holy crap.

Why? And they kept asking that, why are they keeping it a secret? Why are you keeping it a secret? And the main theory that they have is they don't want anyone to know how vulnerable we are. But we already know how vulnerable we are. We saw, you know, people take shots at Trump. I mean, it's easy even to get to our president. Maybe if we knew the spiders were circling and planning an attack, we'd like form a true one world government to affect the spiders. Right. There you go.

There it is. There it is. Yeah, exactly. Usher in the fear. World Economic Forum. We're here to save you guys. Don't worry. Did you look at that documentary I sent you by any chance, Greg?

Probably not. Which one? It was a guy who was like the history of Klaus Schwab. It's the first part in a series of like, he's going to do like a 10-part series. But it's just basically examining Klaus Schwab's 50-year journey to make a one-world order. They call it stakeholder capitalism.

They've changed the name, but basically he wants four people to rule the world. And it basically just exposes that they, like the both sides of the, yeah. You have what? A comic book. Comic book. Coloring.

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It's just this guy just, it's a very sober, just factual Instagram account. It's called, check it out, it's yellow.forum. And it's amazing. Geez, my dad used to collect those cards on the strip. My dad and uncle used to collect those cards on the strip. We'd meet up and see them grinning like 14 year old boys. Sure, they're just collecting those cards. No wonder you turned out so good. Are there people handing out cards for all kinds of things though? Club promote in buffet.

But they all have strippers there a stripper component buffet with a stripper. There was a guy weaving in somewhere in the, weaving giraffes and fucking whales and fish and birds out of grass right before your very eyes. But he was also selling weed. He was making your giraffe. If you wanted any ganja, he could wrap the fucking weed into the giraffe while he's there on the beach. And then you pay and it was more than the regular draft is all right. And his fucking giraffe that was full of weed. Can yet if you watch it with binoculars, you never would have seen a thing. Damn. What country was that? Yeah, like St. Lucia or something.

Yeah, that's awesome. It was the cleverest street peddling a weed I've ever seen. Yeah. Well, selling tacos, but you know, if you got the super, you got crack too. You just take the $40. For the package. And it looks from across the speed, it looks, everything looks super copacetic. When I was a kid, I remember seeing this a lot.

I haven't seen this in 20 or 30 years. Maybe it's because I don't go to those places anymore, but I used to see those guys who did the shell games. Do you remember seeing that as a kid? Yeah. Yeah. You ever seen that remember seeing that as a kid? Yeah. Yeah. You ever seen that, play that with a cat? No.

Dude. Is it crazy? Yeah. Whish, whish, whish, whish, whish. Touch. The cats. The cats, before you even come to the complete stop, the cat's showing he's already,

he knows which one it's under. He knows where it's at? Yeah. That you remember, Susan, you might be too young. Would you remember that like at Pier 39? Yeah. There'd be some black dude doing a show game and there'd be tons of people around him and he's just taking money.

But you'd be a little kid so you could see right at the if you can watch at the level instead of from the top, you knew everything that was going on. Because you're down low. So I'd be seeing all these grown men making the wrong decision. I'm like, how could they not see it? And then I realized, oh, it's because like I'm right at that level. You got the perspective. Yeah. But there's other shit going on, like rolling the pee off the table and reinserting it. Yeah. Those are the best of that is done dirty. The slide of hand and then it was so odd. And if you place it behind the cup and move it it'll go under it and the other one

you just let go off the table so even when he moves slow you got the wrong one. And they always let you win a couple too like he he does a couple that are just so bad. You're like, what? That was horrible. Hustler. I saw a video and I presumed it to be staged, but a woman that looked like in China or something was putting two things behind her back and then pulling them out and the guy could pick which one had the marble in it. And behind him was a was a yellow lab just sitting there that would like right hand watching the whole thing and she'd look over at the dog and he was just like being a dog. Rampant Shopper Four Seasons Las Vegas is probably the worst one. Westlake Village is also a math.

I've been to either of those. I've heard good things about the Westlake one. Greg, I need your help. I have a friend of mine enjoys bathing his wife and he heard his rotator cuff. How do I tell my friend? We think he's gay Jake you are nuts Enjoys bathing his wife and his hurt his rotator cuff And how's that make him gay?

Who the fuck knows? Maybe because I don't who knows? Oh, maybe because. Right. Oh, my God. I always enjoyed that in Texas, someone is gay that likes girls more than football. They roll that way, man. That's hilarious. Cross fact, the problem with the hotels in Vegas, some Vegas hotels are better than Four

Seasons. It's hard to say anything nice about even the nicest hotels in Vegas because those lobbies are just an always just a nightmare. So no matter how amazing your room is, you still gotta go through the venue. You know what I mean? That is the hotel. You agree with that, Greg?

Yeah. It's like, you have a five- Smoke filled degeneracy is like a fucking Indian casino. Yeah, you're at the top of the wind, you're in a 5,000 square foot room, it's the most beautiful thing ever, then you get in the elevator, and as you descend,

you descend into just. If I had a single image of Vegas, it wouldn't be Scaly at Cloud. It'd be some dude on Oxygen playing slots. Oh yeah. That's the thing that trips me out the most. I can imagine being in a wheelchair with getting some, getting, getting O2 and enjoying spending your money at slots.

With the, with the tall green corroded tank. We used to go to Vegas and my grandpa would like take us there, you know, once or twice a year. We'd go stay in circus, circus and do all the stuff you were talking about, Sevan. And that, I mean, that was like 20 years ago. So a little bit different. You get dumped in the kid zone? And no, no, no, he would take us around every now and then we would, we'd get dumped in the arcade so we could go play a little bit but very minimal time and it was funny because as we'd walk the casino he'd be like okay

look around and he goes find me one person that's smiling find me one person in here that's happy and he goes if we get to the other side of harris and you and you find a point him out and i'll get you something and we'd walk through then he'd be like, okay Who'd you see any smiles and we're like no, he's like that's right And then that was it that was just kind of like reminds me of Matt if you if you look at night only notice it when you the Chippendale kind of thing came up and you look at It things were like chicks are watching male strippers They're all laughing hysterically

having the fun of their life. Dudes in front of some hottie with their fucking legs spread, they all look like they're about to face execution. They had a smile on anyone's fucking face, man. That's so true. The same look you'd have if someone pointed a rifle to your head. You know? Oh, man. There's no...

Can you imagine all your friends laughing hysterically at the strip club? No. It has to be a no arm pygmy or something. I don't know what the fuck would make what could be funny in a strip club. That's true. They get to do it. Say they think they think our penises are funny. Oh yeah. They love it.

Laughing, having a good time, dancing with each other. Yeah. Dudes don't do any of that. Imagine someone should just frame that in guys watching strips. They're all patting each other in the back and laughing hysterically. Jake Batman. I was a male stripper at, stripper in college. Oh, that's cool. Were you paid? It's volunteer.

Did you go to jail for that? Internship. Circus Circus is a trip because as a kid, you think it's the greatest place ever. And as an adult adult you're like, dude I'm for sure getting fleas while I'm here. I'm for sure like everything, like the whole place is like it's a bug bug, a bed bug hotel. But as a kid you think it's the greatest thing ever. But as an adult you're like, man this place is tired.

It used to not be that bad though. When they had like, I don't know if they still have the roller coaster running inside of it and like that, all, all that stuff. Cause there was a period of time when they tried to do the whole Las Vegas is for families thing. And there was way more attractions for kids. And then they did that. The next marketing became what happens at Vegas stays in Vegas. I went there like 20 years ago and 20 years ago, it looks like they had, they should have shut it down 20 years before I got there.

I mean, it was just so tired. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I mean, I haven't been in there since I was a kid and super excited to play the video games and ride that sketchy ass roller coaster. Hey, did you ever, did you know anyone who has ever ridden that roller coaster that's on the, the, on that, um, whatever that's the, um, they have in sky needle there and they have a roller coaster that hangs off the

edge. Yeah. What is that hotel? Is it like the El Dorado? I don't even know if it's a hotel. Is that a hotel? I thought it was just a Sky Needle. Or the Peppermill. The needle in Vegas. But I think why would you ride that needle in Vegas? I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's on the strip. It's not... I think it's across the street from the Circus Circus, isn't it? Isn't it down there? Yeah. The Big Shot. A thrill ride at the start. Oh, it's the Strat Hotel. It's across the street from the circus circus, isn't it? Isn't it down there? Yeah, the big shot a thrill ride at the start

Oh at the strat hotel. It's called the strap. Yeah stratosphere. Yeah, pretty yeah, sneaky. Had it Yeah, that shit is just crazy Yeah, no, thank you Four g's on the way up negative g's on the way down It's tv larsin just turned on. Yeah, look at this. This shit is fucking crazy. Yeah, this shit is nuts.

Let me see if I can find that uh, yeah that doesn't that doesn't seem healthy like that look at that yeah no that's definitely not for me that is definitely not for me roller coaster hanging off the edge of the hotel? No. No. I wonder if there's a shit ton of amusement party stuff there, huh? Yeah. I wonder if anyone's ever died there. Death, death, what's that place called?

Death at the Strat Oh, jeez. There have been multiple deaths at the St. Oh jeez Uh, there have been multiple deaths at the strat in vegas including a suicide and a shooting I want to see uh, mandy tuesday night after police said he apparently jumped from the strat. Oh Shit someone jumped from the top. Well, that's voluntary. So that doesn't count. That's not all the strats Dude imagine hitting someone at the bottom God Imagine hitting someone at the bottom. God. And you know, probably bet a bet on it in Vegas.

There's someone there willing to take that bet. Yeah. Hey, we got a jumper up there. Okay. Does he hit somebody? I got what's over or under. A dude climbed the building, I guess, and died trying to climb to the top. One of those free solo. Yeah. I wonder how long died trying to climb to the top. One of those free cello. Yeah. I wonder how long before someone tries to climb the eyeball.

I can't believe he was going to shoot at it. You mean just like to hit the lights? Yeah. Just take a shot at the eyeball from a half mile away with a rifle. Yeah. Just for fun. Some 15 year old neighbors from your neighbor's tree, you know, just put up and sneak back into your house and put the rifle into the bed. NFL has no issues with Trump dance celebrations, ESPN reports. Why would that be a thing?

I don't know. Who knows these days. NFL has no issues with its players incorporating the Trump dance into their on-field celebrations. San Francisco 49ers defense, Nix Bosa, celebrated a sack of Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It's gone viral. Let me tell you something about Trump that for me explains a lot. I don't know if I'm the only guy, but my thought is that there's a natural tendency for people not from New York to not like New York dudes at all. I never have.

Right. But if someone were to tell me, but you get to know someone with that same braggadocio, that same busting your balls, shit, the same gold chain and that you can learn to love them eventually and finally you get underneath, they've got really good hearts and they're good people and funny as hell. And that that's just kind of an act. It's a, it's a persona, you know, that is actually in some of those people, real people there, we've had 10 years to go from finding this guy repugnant to funny. And many of us that found him repugnant are actually working on our impersonations.

Many of us that found him repugnant are actually working on our impersonations. And have learned to appreciate his idiosyncrasies, his bullshit. You know, we were doing a tour of my property. I built this wall that we're building a kitchen on outside, a full kitchen by the pool. And my architects are saying, this is the greatest wall, the prettiest wall, the best wall ever. We all just started laughing. We've got the cadences. He's a weirdo for sure, but you know what?

He's my weirdo at this point. Yeah. I used to hate the guy. And now I like everything he stands for. And he hasn't changed. I have. Right. He grew on me.

Right. I got over, like people have a hard time doing, realizing how unimportant that extent you like someone or not is for a candidate. And that meme I'd send you that this isn't a Valentine's Day where the vote isn't a Valentine's Day where you profess your enduring love for someone. It's a chess move for what you think develops a better future for your kids. Yep. And he by that standard, wow. That makes him a great president by that standard. If I consider him to the alternatives. Oh man.

They gave away trillions to win votes. It inflated the currency with conservatives telling them that's what would have happened. When it happened, the impact was not just predicted, but devastating to middle income, upper income, businesses, devastating. And then that fucking halfwit gets on a Super Bowl ad and complains about corporate greed because of the number of fucking Oreos in his bag. Which is just amazing.

If he really doesn't know, he couldn't be less fit for office. If he does know, like, I wish him ill health. Well, he has ill health. Worse. I think lots of NFL players didn't enjoy some of them, forced protests and went through restricted COVID season. Of course they're pro Trump.

Yeah, I mean, what they had to go through. They were, they were basically, uh, what, what were those, uh, what were the dancers, what were the, um, uh, they, they were basically, what, what, what's it called? The P the, the people who address in blackface, um, minstrels, minstrels. Yeah. What's it called the people who address in blackface? Menstruals. Menstruals, yeah. I feel like they were the menstruals of COVID athletes. They had to...

Hey, I got a shocker for you. There's a William F. Buckley firing line interview with Groucho Marx. Wow. And I don't know why, I didn't know what I thought of Groucho Marx, probably only what I'd seen as a kid. I mean, he was way before my time. But there's enough remnant there, it was the shit your parents and grandparents watched.

So you had to at some age as a kid. But the firing line, the interview with Buckley and Groucho Marx, I found it extremely moving and I couldn't have been more impressed with the kind of intellect and character of Groucher Marx. Play for just a second, it gets good. Firing line. That's right.

One of my favorite scenes is where they left this whole mistake in because Groucher ran with it and it's where he's talking to one of the non funny people. My name is Spalding, Captain Spalding. I am Roscoe W. Chandler. And I am Jeffrey T. Spalding. I bet you don't know what the T stands for. Thomas? Edgar. You were close though.

You were close though and you still are Albert. But the character actor messes up and calls Raucho by his own character's name. Well tell me Captain Spaulding. Excuse me, Spaulding is the name. Spaulding, that's right. I'm Spaulding and you're Chandler. That's half no more of that either, right? Oh.

Bad not being Spaulding. Well tell me Captain Spaulding. Spaulding is the name. That's right, that's right. And then Raucho goes, isn't that right? I'm, you're. I'm Chandler. And then Groucher goes, isn't that right? I'm you're Can I look at a program a minute I might be the news weekly for all he knows are coming next week Put on the Buckley firing line this one

Yes, and many of them not at all. Most of them not at all. This is the Garden of Eden of competence. The whole political life. And this lawyer. Why me rule on that problem? It was what? An earlier one. Oh, so he's been on multiple times

Yeah, I assume so there Because he's dressed different Wow million views damn seven years ago Was Groucho around? Yeah, this. Liz, I just, just, just to see the depth of the character, his sensitivity and intelligence outside of the persona. If you share it, I can bring it up. Clip, but look how different this is.

Oh, did you send me a link? Yeah. I wouldn't have known who it was. Isn't it true that certain jokes, at least what that certain jokes, at least what we would consider jokes 10, 20 years ago, are now unsayable as a result of certain tendencies that exist, for instance, certain racial jokes. You couldn't have a minstrel show now,

could you in Hollywood? Do you regret this? Well, I liked minstrel shows because I was brought up in that era. But I think it's wrong today. I think the Cullet people have such a struggle today that I don't think there should be any jokes connected with them. Well, but then shouldn't it also be said that there oughtn't to have been Irish jokes back when

they were having a terrible time and dying like flies in Ireland? There shouldn't have been Jewish jokes when they were fighting their way out of the ghettos and so on and so forth? I still resent Jewish jokes publicly. And Irish jokes. And Catholic jokes. And all kinds of jokes. Did you ever tell Jewish jokes yourself?

I never said a Jewish word on the stage in 50 years. I didn't say a Jewish word, I said a Jewish joke. No, I might tell you one when the show's over, but I never tell them publicly. I don't regard myself as a Jew when I'm publicly performing. I'm an actor, maybe a bad one, but I'm an actor. In other words, out of a sense of deference to people who would ask instead of them coming. We don't need to waste our time here with it, but I came away, and I've never liked any of the Marx brothers or Groucho,

but I'm a Groucho Marx fan as a human being. Yeah. Highly, highly intelligent man and principal. And Buckley's a tough one. He was after him and he wasn't going to get what he wanted. I might tell you one after, but not here. Yeah, that was good. Hey, I wanted to ask. That acknowledges that it could be funny, but the public has a problem with these people

and I don't want to add to it. Right. I don't want to, I don't, I don't want to do a stand up act that the Klan shares a billion times. Right. I might have something funny to say about black people, but I don't want to feed black hatred. Right. I might have something funny to say about Black people, but I don't want to feed Black hatred.

Right. Might have something funny to say about Catholics. I don't want to feed Catholic hatred. And so I understand where you wouldn't be public with that. And you're not hiding anything. You're not hiding anti-Catholicism. It's just that some people have gotten bent down and kicked hard enough that I think you don't do it publicly. And that's a subtle thing. And you hear a guy expressing that 30 years

ago that I thought was kind of just a fucking comedian that I didn't think was funny was inspiring to me. That goes on at length. Would you have recognized Groucho Marx? I don't know that I don't know. I don't know. But when I knew it was Groucho Marx? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But when I knew it was Groucho Marx, soon as you said it, I mean, I knew I recognized the eyes and the nose for sure. So, but I don't know off the top, you know, Isn't the whole delivery hyper rational and different?

Yeah. Yeah. And I, I'm an actor. Might not be a good one, but I'm an actor, might not be a good one, but I'm an actor. Did he come from the silent era too? He was in the silent era and he kind of, and he made the jump to sound.

Yeah. But I came away with that and like, how much do you have to hear from a comedian off their shtick to deduce their really decent people? He did it in record time for me. I was sympathetic. And that's not saying that you should all be like Rauch or Marx, but I readily understood his resistance.

One of my friends the other day said something, it wasn't a joke, but he referenced to someone as a, oh, there was a girl working out on the screen, I'm paraphrasing. And he said, oh, he said that, that, that big black girl right there, that big mama right there, she's doing, she's getting her elbows through really good. And he referenced her as a big and black mama. And whether you thought it was tactful or not or not appropriate or whatever, there's this group of this cohort of people that said that he was being misogynistic and racist.

And I'm like, hey, it's 100% misogynistic and not racist. It may have not fallen on the, I think the word you like to use, Greg, is it might not be the best decorum to call her a big mama. But also there were five people on the stage at the same time. You know something? Yeah. Pal, her son would have said, look at big mama getting after you. We love you. Right, right. And he was complimenting her range of motion and whatnot, but he just denote her. But we've fallen into this space where anything you say about someone,

yeah, it's wild. Hey, I wanted to ask you about long range missiles really quick. Something that I was thinking about this morning. So we know yesterday that Biden gave the authority to Ukraine to use quote unquote long range missiles that we gave them to launch into Russia. And these missiles go 180 miles. And I started thinking, God, that doesn't sound long range to me. I wonder if that's just propaganda. And I looked it up and is 180, I couldn't find anywhere where 180 miles is considered

long range. It's usually like 3000 miles that's considered long range. Is this just bullshit to stir up drama? Is 180 mile missile, would you consider that a long range missile? No, it's like medium to short. Yeah, it sounds short to me too. World of missiles. And so there's a little bit of word fuckery

going on here, isn't there? Yeah, I would respond to them. You're invading a democratic neighbor. Yeah. And we're gonna stop you. And if it's so important to you that you wanna use nukes over it, you could readily turn this into a nuclear war

and you won't survive it. You, your leadership, you individually Vladimir, everything you hold dear and you will be seen as another Adolf Hitler. It'll be a classic overstep and so here's the deal We're gonna stop you and if you want to raise it to nuclear levels Then that will happen and you will lose that exchange Your shit doesn't work that well.

We just released some intelligence data. My dad said the three, two, one, go on their ICBMs was one in four would leave the silo. Wow. Let me tell you how he knew. He was paid to evaluate it with satellite data. Hughes had 40% of the satellites that were in orbit by 2000, and like 75% of Intel SATs, MilSATs.

So he was asked, they watched them all the time. I've watched Soviet ICPM launches that blew up in silence. Wow. One in four will leave the silo. They're trying to hide the failures of their hypersonic missile, they can't get it out of the silo. General John Hackett, the NATO Supreme Allied Commander and British General that headed NATO, wrote a fictional account. But more than fictional, it was a rationally hypothetical of a nuclear change. And they bombed nuclear, they hit Birmingham, England with a nuclear strike. they hit Birmingham, England with a nuclear strike and within minutes they receive a hundred nuclear blasts that basically incinerates a swath of the country. It's like a thousand miles wide

and runs for 5,000 miles and the KGB at the time in the story assassinates the the top Soviet and sues for peace with the United States. And you guys tried to stop the publishing of that book and the British court system wouldn't let it go down there neither were our NATO allies and it did get published but Sir General John Haggott read the story and was, I didn't get corroboration of anything from that, but I know my father was well-versed in that space, trained technically, worked professional,

and was involved in technical leadership and ICBM and satellite kind of stuff. And he said that, the thing that was surprising about that was the fireball. The nuking was bad, but it started a fire that couldn't be cut out. It just ran through the entire country through cities and crazy devastation. And my dad says that when people talk nuclear weapons, his suspicion is they don't know what they're talking about. When they talk thermonuclear. He listens. Hmm

He says that you to understand nuclear weapons is to be focused on the thermal Long-range missile is 300 kilometers minimum standard range intercontinental missile intercontinental missile is 5500 K And those are arbitrary right Yeah, it's Right, is that a big plan? I don't you tell me it's got a wingspan of 200 feet in years little ways, you know, right It's funny these headlines because if you Google search it, right, like if you look, it says use long range US weapons from CNN and then when you go to AP News, it says longer ranged missiles. Oh, interesting. Uh, C CNBC and on Fox news, we have us long range, but then in the Wikipedia

article right below it, if you click what's considered long range missile, it says exactly what Jonathan just said, which is the, uh, 5,500 kilometers or 3,400 miles. So it's kind of funny how you have all of this framing of the story in this manner, but literally the first click and this is the Wikipedia on Google, it completely discredits their whole entire headlines there. Yeah, 180 miles versus 3,500 miles is massive. Yeah, yeah. I'm curious what you're seeing. I will.

Yeah. Get you pictures of a camel ride. And are you going to be there next Wednesday too? I think that's the day we leave, right? We're here 17th, 20th through the 27th. What is next? Wednesday. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the day we leave, right? We're here 17th, 20th to the 27th? What is next?

27th is Wednesday. Okay, so we may have to figure something out next Wednesday. All right, I'll give you call later today. Plan it for Thursday morning. I think I'll be home, is that right? Thanksgiving special. Okay, okay, I'll do that. We'll switch the date.

I'm open. All right, brother'll do that. I'm open. All right, brother. Thank you. Thanks. Great to see you. Greg Glassman. They need long range to go up to 70 miles into Russia. I'm bummed the election is over. Why?

I just had so much fun with the buildup. Oh, there'll be lots to talk about in the future. I'm sure I'm hungover. I hangover election. It was funny because a couple of the points that we talked about earlier, like I was thinking, and we've said this before on the show, but the fact that like a minimum standard as a officer is to not have a blue belt is kind of crazy. Like that's just not baked into your normal training. Right. And then like things like the tactical games, where you are doing some sort of exercise, some

sort of physical output, then having to make a decision and fire a weapon. Like the fact that that's not like tested on a quarterly basis and isn't some sort of minimum standard you have to hit before they actually allow you to be out on the street on your own is again, it's just, it's so unsafe when you actually think about it. It's crazy. You know, I don't know how it works for cops, but all that shit should be free for them. Well, one of the guys that I knew that did recruiting and stuff that was in the academy, he said he wouldn't even go to a gun range, which half the officers on, on the department, because he's like,

they're so unsafe with the weapons. He's like, I don't even want to be in the lane next to him in a controlled environment on a gun range. Jesus. Yeah. Scary. Call her. Hi. Thank you. About a minimum standards for law enforcement. You got it. Hold on, hold on. One second. Hold on one second. You're breaking up, give me one second. Let me fix that. That guy either has the deepest voice in the world or maybe it's a little bold. Okay, caller, go ahead. Minimum standard what, who? Caller?

Yeah, what's up? Oh, there we go. There we go. Okay, go ahead. So Matt, you're right. Definitely should be a blue belt in terms of minimum training for police officers. It's just a lot of money. It's a lot of money to train every single cop.

But talking about minimum standards as well, you can nail in the head, I have one of my better female crossfit athletes from my gym. She just got into the city academy, and she has 300 other girls in the Academy with her and they had to do a mile and a half run. Guess how many females finished the run were just able to physically finish the one and one half mile run. Well, yes, what was the man? There was no time.

Oh 95%. No. Yeah, I would say the inverse of that. So probably 5% finished it. She was the only one. Holy shit. I knew I knew you're going to say that just because we've done stuff with when I worked with the recruiting department for the special operations with the Air Force, like these

guys were supposed to come in with a certain level of like base training they were supposed to do on their own. And 50% of the academy, and there was always like one or two females that are in there, but it was mostly guys couldn't complete the mile and a half without walking some portion of it. Like let alone a time standard, like they couldn't even get up washing. They have 40 pounds of gear on them dude they were dressed in clothes bro sweats basketball shorts not run a mile and a half I don't understand like even if it takes you 20 minutes how do you not run a mile and a half they're just not used to it they've never done it I tell I tell the classes like every like month I

say if you go into your work, your job, and you take your cohort and you are say a teacher, and everyone in your department, like you're definitely the fittest person in that department unless they do CrossFit. Just for just for the simple fact that you keep coming here five, six days a week. Yep. And on top of that too, like go ahead, go ahead. These girls can't try them to have to do pushups. Some girls couldn't do one pushup.

There were some, there were some female cop bragging that she couldn't do pushups. She destroyed on Instagram. It was about a year ago, I think. Geez. Uh, wow. That that's bad. That's really bad. Isn't it bad? Yeah. That's bad. That's really bad. Isn't it bad? Yeah, that's bad.

And you have conflicting interests because we had a couple of the people from the recruiting office that would come down when we'd have the Air Force people. And then we had two guys that were typically there that were retired, para rescue jumpers, a couple of combat tours, different things like that, have been multiple deployments. And they would come in and there was two or three people that couldn't pass one strict pull-up. And both the recruiters sat there and watched, and they almost got their chin, and then they'd hang for a minute, and they would fight for maybe half a rep again. And then they would drop down, and the recruiters would be like, okay, mark him as one.

And it wasn't for the fact that the retired para rescue jumper stepped in, he's like, you're not marking him as one, he's like, all those fucking people are zeros. And they were like, well, you know, they're gonna get upset, so we need to at least show some sort of progress here. And they basically were just trying to cover their own ass

by giving these people reps that didn't make a single rep. And they were just like, well, you know, we need it for our numbers. We got to just keep moving people through the pipeline. And the guy that I had with me that was retired was just like, this is ridiculous. He's like, you're wasting money, you're wasting their time. And he's like, and you're pushing through unqualified people into the next section here. And they're like, well, we need to have a certain amount of numbers. Otherwise they're going to start shipping more of our funding. And it's just so backwards. You it's like what you're having people fail and you can't seem to find

recruitment, like good recruiting, uh, opportunities for people. So what happens is you take more of their money and funding away. Like it makes no sense. Well, we get the people who are really, really good at what they do and you put them into the special forces and the specialty units. And then you have the people who are just like on patrol, patrolling the streets. But then you see those viral videos, people that they don't constantly know how to defend themselves, people that are afraid to get hands on. It's a really bad situation. But that's what happens when you have a situation that you have the people who are being able

to take the job. And that's what you're going to get because people are afraid to take the job. People are afraid whether it's the lifestyle of police officer, you know, being out in the street, locking people up. It's tough, especially with the climate nowadays that you even write something wrong, you get in trouble. Like every single NYPD occurrence has to get documented. If someone like comes up to you on the street and ask for directions, technically supposed to like write this down. Like he's putting 10 minutes on absolute bullshit.

Complete waste of time. Just busy work. Yeah. Busy work. They should be on the jujitsu mat. Totally. You know what I mean? What's harder running a mile on a, on the runner or in a real life?

The runner, if you're not used to the runner. Yeah. The runner fuck you up. Yeah. If you're talking about like structural, like just, um, you know, wear and tear on your body, then the street might be a little bit harsher. There's a lot of impact and you don't know how to run. But if you're talking about just like output, then on a runner for sure.

Sean Lender in real life. What the fuck? You know what I meant? Oh, real, real runners, 20% harder. Real life is 100% harder I Ran I ran two miles the other day on the runner I did my first mile in nine minutes of my second mile in seven minutes and I ended up doing two miles in 16 minutes Yeah So you do you say how the boys did over the weekend they fucking demolished

How'd the boys did over the weekend? They fucking demolished Nice they demolished Ari the match Ari lost a kid got him in north-south And for less than once less than a half a second as he got the kid in north-south Or as the kid got Ari in north-south Ari did a net crank on him with his feet, which is illegal and Then so they stopped the match and they pulled his leg off the kid's head and then right when they started again he got out from north south and then proceeded to just ass pound the kid but they gave the kid three points for that north south. So technically he lost the match but no one there thought that everyone's like I mean he was mauling the kid.

So he was in north south for three seconds and got the not even three seconds, not even three seconds. He was in the kid had him in North South for less than a second, but they stopped it because Ari had a neck crank on him with his feet and you're not allowed to do that as kids. Just imagine the kid on top of them in the 69, right? And then Ari had his feet wrapped around his neck, starting to give basically like a triangle from North South, but you're not allowed to do that. So they stopped the match, but you have to hold the position

I think for three seconds to get points in this This fucking ref fucked Ari, but either way he got I think he got a gold I think they both got two golds and two silvers or something But they're at yeah, but it was awesome. Yeah, and your boys are more highly trained than majority of the officers out patrolling our streets. And I did a barefoot. That's impressive, Seve. And I did a barefoot and I don't run. I don't know. I think for me, probably the, I'm guessing for me, maybe I'm one of the few, maybe the air runner might be easier. Well, you go back to what I said earlier.

I said, if you don't have any experience with the air runner, the air runner is going to be harder. If your experience is equal with both of them, your experience is equal with both Of them then for sure out on the street Then for sure out on the street is easier is is gonna be a little bit tougher Yeah, tougher. Yeah, because the error the runner will start to help you a little bit It'll prepare you a little bit or you got to kind of keep up with it. I Don't believe someone ran a second mile in seven sure second mile and seven sure I mean the truth is I probably ran my first mile and 830 in my second mile and 730 but I'm just giving you the the average somehow I got 16 minutes at two miles but my first mile was so slow

you could you can manipulate the fuck out of the air runner right once you know how to use it for me I'm not on them. Yeah, I'm not on them often So I always feel like it's speeding me up and then I'm slowing down and then I'm speeding up to keep up with it I'm slowing down. I'm speeding up. So for me, it would be a little bit tougher until I got used to it Thanks Jethro did he hang up That's it. No. All right. Thanks, dude. All right, Matt.

Bye, Matt. Bye, Seth. Bye. It's fun because, oh yeah. How Jethro was like, it would cost a ton of money and it's like for the cops to all have, be proficient with grappling. And I mean, he's absolutely right, like it would take more money because you'd have to pay them for more time to train outside of their normal work hours, you would have to bring in a bunch of people from the outside in to facilitate

that and to train them and everything else. But I mean, I could easily think of a few dollars that we could stop spending other places and put back into our own first responders. And on top of that, like, you know, in the confidence that your boys carry in life now because of their abilities on the mat and the abilities to handle themselves or control a situation or control another human being, their confidence is really high. And as a cop, especially, like, I would say just like whatever, based off of what I've seen, 50% of all those interactions start to escalate out of cop fear So instantly it's like hey do this they don't do it like you take it to a ten right away And I would say that that's probably not the best strategy in dealing with another human being

It's like you can't go in there and just treat them as if they're children like, Hey, roll down your window, you don't want to run down your window. Now I'm fucking my hands on the pistol, get the fuck out the car, get the you know what I mean? It's like, Whoa, there's steps in between that. And most likely, that's just a reactive thing because in I'm not blame them. If I pull up somebody over at night, I don't know what's in the car and the windows completely tinted. And I've seen all the videos of people just rolling down a window and shooting them. You're going to have a lot of anxiety on that call. But if you have the confidence and know how to control yourself in that situation, you have a shitload of training with your weapon, a shitload of training and grappling, and

you're very proficient, you're going to have a little bit of a different reaction, I would presume, on that stop. Speaking of proficient fighters, I was looking... Let me see if I can find it. Claire Bayes' boyfriend... This guy is a fucking freak, dude. I was looking at his Instagram account yesterday. This motherfucker is a black belt in jiu-jitsu and a fucking 815 pound deadlift yeah look at

that picture up in the middle the one that's pinned right there with his shirt off yeah this is a fucking scary you know fuck your shit up dude you know what I mean like he's over and he's like hey you're gonna stop resisting arrest like there's two options I mean they're gonna stop resisting arrest or that guy's gonna break my fucking arm Yeah, it'll do it in the most controlling and uh, and dare I even say tender a carrying way Yeah, this guy will fucking tie you into a fucking pretzel that you'll never fucking forget. Yeah Threatening though, does he doesn't like if you did saw him on the street like not If you just saw me kind of be like, oh, you know, whatever

No, there's some pictures of him in the fucking kitchen with her just hanging out He looks like a dork, but he sure as fuck doesn't look like a dork here. Hell no Go ahead call call that man right there a dork to his face. He's Probably just he's probably just laughing you do nothing because you know He doesn't got to prove himself to anybody, but we all know Even if I cover his body and just look at his fucking sweaty head I know Yeah Yeah, this it had that that that really look at this I was tripping on this move. Look at this move you ever seen this

Single-legged back flip India 80s athletic as fuck. Yeah, that's a nut. That's crazy, dude How many people do you think could deadlift as much as yes, but has the athleticism too and the flexibility there? You know half those guys that are in the strong man go to do that and flip their leg and their their backs out for the rest You know this guy did that right reversal And even after he does the flip He transitioned so quickly dude looking from half guard here watch him pass like yep. I'm just gonna come over here Look at this guy doesn't even know what the fuck's going on the guy holding his leg dude that's crazy but you see the way to how he how

much control he had over that fight like he hits the ground the guy gets him in half large half guard hooks a leg he immediately just sides that passes the side control right there so watch him trap the hip and step over that's not easy to deal why is that dude wearing shoes? The duties going against the wrestling shoes. It's not super uncommon. And he clearly is a wrestler with this, trying to go for the single leg takedown and then just gets his shit handed to him.

Yeah. Isn't that kind of dangerous for the knees? Don't, don't worry about that, dude. Don't worry about his knees. He's fine is Just out there warring with another man and he's like what about is the youth of that move 800 problems

And sumo deadlift ain't one. Well, actually yeah, that's nuts, dude that that's nuts If that dude grabs your ghee, you ain't fucking going nowhere. Yeah. Look, he eats meat. Who would have thought? Anyway. I was, I really want to get, I'm not want to. I'm going to get Ari, really Ari and and avi really strong here in the next year Mm-hmm and um

This guy's the inspo yeah, he's on the vision he's on the vision board. Yeah, my kid's all his shit. Yeah Yeah, good dude to have on there Uh, I want I haven't seen this yet. I wanted to play this on the show. I got a heater in my office this morning. It was like 59 degrees in here when I came in here this morning. That time of year again.

How could you nominate someone with allegations of child trafficking across, or trafficking across state lines and Having sex with a 17 year old my understanding further on in the interview They discussed the fact that once he finds out that she's 17 he stops having sex with her son You have a legal. I do have a legal note. Thank you whoopee Matt gates has long denied all, calling the claims quote invented and saying in a statement to ABC News that this false smear following a three-year criminal investigation

should be viewed with great skepticism that DOJ investigation was closed with no charges being brought. We'll be right back. How could you? She got, she got fucking talked to huh? Yeah for sure. Hey all of them are. You see how every like that whole entire like the tone of everything is just coming down as far as kind of that like woke narrative a little bit and I think it goes back to like something we've talked about is like kind of that populist view is like some people don't really form their own

opinions like they just allow society or the news or their social, you know group of people to kind of form them for for them and Now that when you see that map of all the different counties that voted and like how much red there is versus blue I think a lot of those executives are like, alright Let's pull this back a little bit because really why the reason part of the reason why legacy media is dying here is because we're just fucking lying and wrong Hey, do you also think she's scared that they're not gonna get the cover from the Department of Justice that the media has been getting for? fucking 12 years Dude, all of them are shaking in their boots

You think Bill Gates donated 50 million dollars at the end because he's just a good guy and like Kamala No, he doesn't want those Epstein files to come out right you know they don't want nobody wants everybody in hollywood and that diddy scene and the weird connection between media and the the system of the government like the deep state or whatever you want to call it like that weird web that has been woven it sounds like trump and everybody he's bringing in is going to slowly dismantle that so i think all of them are terrified because once you flip that rock over in is going to slowly dismantle that so I think all of them are terrified Because once you flip that rock over we're going to see all the fucking gross bugs that lived underneath there Uh sevi, can your boys do one-legged backflip yet?

None of my uh, I think joseph is the only one that can do a standing I think only one of my boys can do a standing backflip all of them could do it on a uh, trampling I think joseph is the only one who can just from a standing position do a backflip. But I'm sure on a trampoline they could do it with one leg. But I don't think the other two can do standing backflips. Or maybe they could. They haven't developed it yet. All right.

Let me see if there'sey post. All right. 1030. Sorry, go ahead. No, I was just I was I actually the analyzed financing with Nick I got a date scheduled and you saw we got Liz calling back on too. Yeah, that's awesome from Alfa news Yeah, so just hammered down a bunch of people and I think I really enjoyed Katie yesterday like really enjoyed her I was so I was so happy with that interview because at first like I was like Is he just gonna stick to the rogue invitational and just

kind of hover on that? But when you started asking all the questions about rogue and kind of the origin story and everything she has going on, I was like, I was stoked. Hey, don't tell anyone. My wife gets full credit for that. For what? For, because the night before I'm like, fuck, what am I going to talk to Katie about? I don't like, I I don't like there's not a lot like Like how many trucks did you bring to rogue invitational like but she's like dude find out her and she my wife's like find out Her story about rogue and bill and I was like Jesus. How did I not think of that shadow Haley? That's awesome Seve I think it's time to stop edgyness and give us the John Young barbell versus grid talk

I mean I gave it to you. I mean I'll read you I'll read you what I wrote on the guy. I kind of feel sorry for the you know It's funny yesterday. I went to bed and when I went to bed I was like this guy is such a douche and I woke up this morning actually kind of feeling bad for this guy But I'll just let me see if I can find what I posted, what I sent to him on the post. So I said, basically he writes something

about white dudes here, right? So outing out that he's a fucking racist. And I get it, right? I hate to say it, like, I know you're a racist. I've seen all your libtard shit. You're just a fucking complete fucking Superiority complex dude, like I get it. You feel sorry for black men. You think they're losers You feel sorry for mexicans. You especially feel sorry for black women. I get it like dude I raised in california I totally know your type. It's fine

But under the guise of being kind and nice, you're feeling sorry for them. You do it to kind of white knight them. And fine. And I don't care. Like it's a process. Like cool dude. Like whatever. But then don't call other people who aren't racist and who aren't misogynist and project your misogyny onto them.

He's conflating the issues. So basically I just... So then I kind of cracked a joke at him and I poked fun at him and he didn't get my joke. And so that's why I kind of felt sorry for him. I'm clearly being facetious here. I say why particularly white dudes you hate Asians brothers and Chicanas and that's I'm just being facetious and he answers it like like I really yeah. I'm like oh no he doesn't even know right he doesn't have the self-awareness of a fucking hamster so I said hey dude he didn't say anything misogynistic or bigoted and you're struggling to see this because that would only leave one person here who's

a misogynist and bigoted being mean or rude doesn't make you a misogynist or bigot John doesn't care about skin color or sex. He's mean to people equally. That's you and your woke comrades that keep bringing sex, race, and other components of your class system ideology into the conversation. Get it? You're the bigot.

And hey, we don't even care. You're allowed to be a bigot. Racist, homophobe, misogynist. Yeah, you can be whatever you want, dude. We're cool. We honor your rights. We just find it unbelievable that you accuse others of what you are.

And that's, yeah. Thank you. I like that, my own cool. We honor your rights. We just find it unbelievable that you accuse others of what you are. And that's yeah, thank you. I like that my own comment. Like that's it. That's it. And it's like, and what sucks is if you're a black, if you're a black woman around him or a lesbian or just whatever, like he's defending, you'll actually accept his defense of you and play the role of the victim instead of being like yo dude it's cool fucking like and I and I and I watched that video I mean so so that's it I'm not even I'm not angry at the dude I just like at some point he'll come around right it's that or you'll die like that just miserable but at some point you'll come around you be like, Oh my God, we're all equal here. Right. And it's okay. He didn't, you know what I mean? He wasn't like a racist is a black people shouldn't be allowed in, in grid league. We've, we've

actually been, I think as women are dumb and should be hit, hit when they speak. Like, but talking about a woman's body and saying it's misogynistic means the real thing there is is somehow you have an issue with the female form and women being talked about and you're projecting it on to John and it's just fucking crazy whether it's positive or negative what whatever like it's the same shit sorry go ahead if you had said like the guy had like self like no self- self awareness and it's like, yeah, you have to you to hold those positions because think about what they

did is so this guy watched the show with spin, decided to splice out those three things and then smash them together, right? To lead you into thinking the same way of his thinking. Number one, he's not just out on the street commenting on people's bodies. And even if he was okay, whatever, right? Yeah. But they're commentating on the sport and talking about relevance of that.

Um, and then on top of that, they took something that harmed zero people and then exacerbated it and then tried to actually manipulate that information so much so that they're going to take away opportunities for John from John. So it's gross. It's gross. It's pretty gross. If you really just think about it and get rid of all the labels and everything else, and let's just say, okay, let's just look at the actions that were taken by each individual

person. You had a sports commentator who made a joke about somebody who wasn't even there. Then you had him refer to somebody as descriptive things in terms of, you know, big mama or referring to her as the black girl. Not none of those are more negative. One of them was actually packaged up as a compliment because of the position of her elbows. And then so you take all of that information and rather than sitting down and saying, wow,

is this actually harmful, useful or good to anybody else? And decided, yes, I need to splice this together, package it in a way that validates the way that I feel now I'm going to play Captain Sabahoe because I'm so moral or superior to everybody else that we have to exacerbate this out. And then frickin the one chick that sent out the email is so- That chick might legitimately be mentally retarded. She is so wound up in her own victimism, like, of mentality that she- Yeah, that is-

Oh, this is my wife, now I'm pissed off, now I'm validated to go to, to try to, to try to take away opportunities for this person. I mean, this, I mean this, I mean this with, uh, with, so I used to take care of developmentally disabled adults, uh, for five years. And if you looked at a physical trauma to the head, emotional, and then you looked at retardation, um, and they did these, I can't remember the details of study, but you'd scan the brain and they would all have the same disability, someone who's crashed on a motorcycle, someone whose dad

diddled them and beat them and then someone who actually, you know, was born retarded. I think this chick actually, I think something happened to this chick and made it retarded. And I'm guessing it's not physical injury. Something is wrong with this girl, this Thea thing. Young CrossFit God always number one in your profile, nowhere else. I wanted to also address those inappropriate, disrespectful, shameful, misogynistic, racist comments that you just made against my wife. The fact that you think that is okay in the CrossFit community.

We just have to accept that premise and then she moves on. That's right. And it's funny because- It's like, what the fuck planet are you? Go ahead, go ahead. I just want to do it back to her. It's like, hey dude, I could make some premises about you. Let me tell you, so you make those premises about John,

I would say that you were sexually abused as a child and now you're trying to make yourself look as ugly as fucking possible so other men won't hit on you. And I'm open to being wrong, but I have a feeling that my speculation on you is more valid than your speculation is on John. I mean, this bitch is fucking batshit crazy. Yep. But I also respect the fact that she's upset that someone said that about her wife

I don't mean to say that like yeah, I don't like John's commentary I'm not like wow where you're retarded like I totally get not liking John's commentary Mm-hmm, and that's why I say like the come to the next level where he's a misogynist and racist and shit Like now you're out of your fucking mind. Yep Like when she said the first two things, like it was like wrong or like disrespectful, she could have ended it there and been like, at least if you're going to commentate, know the people's names. Like this is the problem that I have with John Young.

He doesn't fully prepare for these things in his commentary and he should have. And, you know, then you're like, okay, well, yeah, she's pissed off. And by the way, he didn't even call her wife names. Right. Yeah, she's pissed off and by the way, he didn't even call her wife names right in the intention of belittling her in any manner It's his we do there were two there was this there was a Fit attractive black lady and then there was an obese black lady or one of those is it the obese black lady That's his her wife. I would presume so. Yeah, okay Because the only comments that were because I'm guessing that chick who made that saw black lady that says her wife? I would presume so. Yeah. Okay.

Because the only comments that were, cause I'm guessing that chick who made that saw, uh, whatever his face CNN dude. And basically it was like, Oh, okay. This is all I need to know for the information. I'm going right to the internet and I'm taking all of my, and you already said it like displaced anger, resentment, whatever kind of that stews up here all day long. Yeah. Um, and she's then now going to project that via email to everybody who's email

address she can muster up and she's going to post her thing online to try to drum up this like mob to get behind her. And the only problem is, is that like walking cliche, dude, she looks and sounds and behaves exactly like fucking someone with a mental disorder. Yep. We could have gathered up a bunch of people in the room and been like, okay So after John's commentary, which ones do you think are gonna send the emails here and you would write out of the lineup? You know, yeah. Yeah, it's not gonna be the one that looks like Heidi doing jujitsu and coaching classes. No Great point. Yeah She's too busy. She got shit to do. This chick has made an effort to...

Anyway. Olsen's morning, Jen's been a minute wishing you and your family's an awesome holiday season. Thanks dude. Hey, Merry Christmas. Thanks brother. So that's the grid talk. Don't feel sorry. It's just that I know that at some point they have to come around and it's like point they have to come around and if they want to be happy and if they want to experience freedom and then not force the others around them to play victim, at some point they'll be like, oh shit, that was stupid. By no means do you have to like John. I'm not suggesting the incest thing caught me off guard. I was like,

whoa, even when he said that, even I was like, holy shit. But that had nothing to do. I mean, that was just all inside jokes about everyone in his audience got that joke. Yep. Like he didn't, he wasn't really telling. It was a reference to Laura Horvath pulling out of the games really telling, it was a reference to Laura Horvath pulling out of the games and taking her brother away from the girlfriend in that whole story. He didn't really think that that he didn't wasn't really suggesting that that person go fuck their brother. And I get if you got it wrong, but still that's not misogynistic or racist. It wasn't implying that all black people or I don't know who he's talking about the point,

but fucks their brothers. I mean, it was like, dude, you, you, you really went out on a limb there. Yeah. Yeah. That's such a big, uh, stretch. And the thing too, with John, with that rant, like you could tell in the context of when he said that about like, go fuck your brother, like he was all riled up. It was like at the end of his kind of like rant, and then he said it like tongue

in cheek and all of them kind of like laughs. It was like clearly just like a punch, like a exclamation point, more or less like a joke to kind of like just bring in all, you know, whatever for the showmanship of it, if you will. Right. And, um, and yeah, to take that and be like, Oh, this is like malicious. Like crazy. Calling or calling a fat woman fat is not misogynistic.

It's descriptive. Yeah. Fat woman fat is not misogynistic Descriptive yeah Now whether you like the description I want to accept it. That's your own personal thing Yeah, you could have your feelings hurt by it You could it's all sorts of and I would understand if you had your feelings hurt by it Like I'm not I'm not like man. You're crazy for having your your feelings or yeah fucking so that sucks being called fat but the thing it's like to drag that it's about women in there is just like Like dude, you are the problem with the fucking world That's but you you now you think that somehow you women are less than you and they can't take that or they need some sort

Of special treatment because that they can't it's like nah Yeah, they need you to fucking come in and be there You know night and shining shining armor and defend all. And also to like, think about that, you know, you tune your mind to different things out there. So if you if it's just like, you know, oh, nobody owns a gray Civic. And the second I bought a gray Civic, I saw a hundred of them on the freeway and I'm like, oh, damn, this is actually the most popular car. So like whatever you're kind of tuning your frequency into, whether you're

searching for opportunities to be offended or opportunities to better yourself in your life, you're kind of tuning your frequency into, whether you're searching for opportunities to be offended or opportunities to better yourself in your life, you're going to find them. And you know, you know how like if you if you're a black dude, you can say all the racial slurs, no problem. Yeah. Like get away with it. Well, John's married to his own sister. So like, what's a little incest humor amongst that? John Young is one of my favorite Cory Leonard. John Young is one of my favorite people in the space. He's loud, he's passionate, and he yells when he doesn't understand things. He's basically a four year old who can clean 400 pounds.

Yeah, Jeremy facts versus feelings. Yeah. Yesterday, um, my son, uh, Avi, uh, I wonder if I could play this audio file for you. This was so fucking funny. I don't know what to tell him. Um, he wants a new haircut. Okay. Okay. And, um, what's it looking like here?

I want to hear it. I am Mike and all you've heard was Teddy? I want to hear it like you. Mike and all you've heard was titties. Tall guy. You want to hear like which dude? Tall guy. Will Smith, yeah? I just want to hear like which dude. Now you're going to strike going down.

I just remember one thing. You want to get it? I may not always be. I want to hear like you. Mike and all you've heard was titties. Tall guy. You want to hear like which dude? Tall guy.

Will Smith, yeah? Mike and all you've heard was titties. Tall guy. You want to hear like which dude? Tall you heard was pitties. Tall guy. You want hair like Winch Dude? Tall guy. Will Smith? How am I supposed to tell him he can't have that hair? He wants Will Smith's hair.

He's like, hey dude, I know if you rub that guy's head, he told me afterwards that it would be smooth. He's like, feel my hair. It's prickly I'm like, okay. He's like, can you take me somewhere where they can make my hair like that? I'm like, alright, no problem. I Can't Hey, don't you tell me can't Little boys and girls we can get him some hair. He wants the culturally appropriate will Smith's hair. Oh, that's amazing. He's been talking about it for three days Hey, he's been watching bad boys, right? He's so into fucking will Smith right now and he's been talking about this haircut

He wants and I didn't know where he was going with it, right? And Then yesterday he's like we came home from swimming and he's like, hey, that's the hair I'm like what the yeah- Of course his father is black. Oh. You can't do that, right? I was thinking, could I get him? Is there some way I could get him like the tightest fucking perm ever? Yeah, I don't know.

Get him a perm and put some soul glow in it. I want is there any way is there any way you could you got any good barber shops around you like legit barber shops? Yeah, I mean, his hair is so short. How would they? I don't know. You can just go in there and be like, Hey, is there any way we can get like will I mean he's he's half Jewish if I got him a tight He would just look like he had a Jew fro. You know what I mean, dude We that you one of those crazy and they have you know, like yeah Yeah, Jewish dudes get that like just like us as Adam Samberg type shit Do the second he gets that you're gonna check your bank account. There's gonna be 10% more money in there somehow

From what? The Jew perm. Oh, don't clip it. All right. Don't give me a job. Oh, it was a joke. It was a joke. This is what John needs.

He needs this sound bite. So every time he says something, he could just do this and then it'd be like, what, it's a joke. There was a drum roll. What do you expect? Yeah, just kidding. JK. Uh, I agree with Christian though. Do you have I am legend up next for him? Will Smith movie is that that might scare the shit out of him. Oh where he's the only person alive still. Yeah, okay

Hold that one for a couple more years I don't even even letting him watch bad boys was crazy But I like my wife wasn't home and the twins weren't home and I don't know what I was doing I was like doing a podcast or something. So I let him watch it. Yeah. Wait, isn't it the twins birthday soon or did that just pass? Uh, oh Tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah Cool. I got a Aria sick drum set Like a legit drum set.

Like a legit drum set. Yeah. Oh man. You're in for it. Huh? Well, I got him. I got him an electronic drum set that that's crazy expensive. But he got headphones on that. He got headphones on, but it also, I got an amplifier so he could play it loud. Yeah. So we'll see. That's cool. I wanted a drum set so bad when I was a kid. I was not allowed to have one. They didn't have like the electronic ones, you know, that you could set up that look like a full drum kit. Yeah, this one's sick.

Yeah, but only plays in ears. And then when I moved out, I my roommate was in a band and the drummer left his setup at the house and so he would let me play it all the time. So I learned it on YouTube for like a year. Oh, that's right. So I should make him watch YouTube and just watch the Dude beginning drum lessons.

You learned that like one, two, three, four, two, three, four symbol one, two, three, four. And you're just gonna hear that over and over and over again. That's awesome. Yeah. Should I got a piece so bad? Yeah. All right. Are you, you're not gonna be on the show in an hour? I'm gonna try. I'm gonna see if I could

convince Grace to potentially coach Noon. If that works out, then I will be. Okay. Guys, the show's scheduled for 1030. It might get pushed a couple minutes, but hang tight. We will be doing a show very shortly. All right. Thanks, Susa. I'll talk to you soon. Bye, everyone. Talk to you guys soon. Bye-bye.