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online. Bam, we're live. Good morning. I think it's been three weeks since we've had Greg on.
It's been a minute. Slater, good morning. Ryan, what's up, dude?
CrossFit is better than prescription medications. Well, that's for sure
Eric hey, dude jay chapman
Poor and rich people go mental with uh, the decorations everyone in the middle sort of doesn't bother
You mean like the outside decorations?
Putting the decorations on the outside I
Saw this video
Yesterday, where is it? Let me see if I can play it for you. I
Thought this video explained why I never want to leave my house. Oh, here it is. I
Don't really I don't do I don't do decorations. I mean I do them inside. I'll get a tree
I'll wait till they're. I'll get a tree.
I'll wait till they're on sale and get a tree.
Check this video out here.
It's a boy calling for his dad
as his dad pulls away in a truck.
Yes!
There is a house built out of stone.
Dad, wait, dad, dad, wait.
Dad, wait.
Wooden floors, bars, and window sills. I love you dad.
I love you too, boy.
That's why I don't leave my house. That's my life right there. That's uh,
I don't know, 30 times a day.
When I finish the podcast, I'm gonna walk in there. My boys are gonna bomb me.
They're running around the house in their boxer shorts, they dive on me. We play this game called see an enemy where I lay on my back and then they
have to try to get out. It's a little jiu jitsu practice. We must do that 10 times a
day with each boy. It's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Yesterday I cut my boys, you know, the the
put the cups and you pump the gun and it's just, yeah,
why would I wanna leave the house if I got that going on?
Hey dude.
What up?
Hey man.
Hey, it's been three weeks since you've been on.
I know, it feels like forever.
Welcome home.
Yeah, thanks.
Are we in a beard growing contest?
My nails and beard, everything grows faster when I'm away or something
Would you think you'll shave for?
Atlanta are you growing it? I think so yeah, but do they just say you know like I'm attacking now
We got in at 8 38 45 last night. Oh late. And you were planning on getting in early, right?
No, I don't.
Oh.
You know.
It was what it is.
Well, welcome home for a minute.
You leave again very quickly.
Yeah.
And I'll see you Friday night in person.
Or Friday afternoon even.
Did you ever see what time you land in Atlanta?
I think I heard 1 30.
Oh perfect. So I landed at the same time.
That's killer.
We'll share a ride.
Hey, did you see that Tucker went to Russia?
Yeah, I watched that.
Yeah.
Is that scary? Why is he going to Russia again? You can get scared, but do wars start like dogs that sniff each other's butts, growl,
and then all of a sudden they're fighting?
Or is it something more deliberate?
See, the Victor Davis Hansen model is that as the people get fat and happy,
they may lose the capacity to hold on to what they got.
And the great wars have all been where
some someone looked at fat and happy and thought it would be easy to take.
And it was a horrific miscalculation in the end.
And he talks Japan, Germany, right?
Go go. So, so just let me give people that I think the Russians are believe and are largely correct that a united front against them, they would just come out so devastatingly behind.
Let me see if I can find the... basically for those of you who aren't following it sounds like yesterday Tucker went to Russia to meet with their
Russian Foreign Secretary Lavrov.
And when I say meet, it sounds like it's gonna be
an interview that he's gonna do
and that we're all gonna get to watch at home.
And he's standing in Russia and he looks at the camera
and says basically that to his shock,
there's no communication between the United States and Russia.
And yet we're on the brink of World War III, and this is, we're closer to World War III
than the Cuban Missile Crisis.
And that 12 soldiers in Russia have been killed by these long range missiles, these missiles
that go 180 miles that we gave to Ukraine and told Ukraine not to use. And then last week we said, okay, you can shoot them into Russia if you want.
And Zelensky shot him into Russia and 12 Russian soldiers are killed.
And basically, I think he even says something even stronger.
He says, we are at war with Russia.
We killed 12 of their soldiers and the US population doesn't know it.
And we are nover blink and is cut all communications with Russia.
Is that what you heard Tucker say also?
You think that's true?
I mean, in the first interview with Putin, he said when they're like,
you talk to Biden, he's basically, as I recall, he said, no, I talk to your CIA.
Talk to the deep state.
Yeah, it's funny.
They bug his phone.
Who, Biden's?
The CIA.
Oh, yeah.
Sean Lenderman, it's all bullshit.
There won't be a World War III.
it's all bullshit there won't be a World War III. I mean that I hope he's right.
That's kind of where my instincts are at.
You think there's some climates?
Putin without nukes, I mean what do they have going? But he does have nukes, I mean, what do they have going?
But he does have nukes. He does.
And so he's got to remind everyone of that constantly.
He needs to threaten nuclear war constantly.
And the more Americans fear him and his nuclear weapons
and his rhetoric and his saber rattling,
the more powerful the nukes he has that might not work anyways.
Right.
They're an absurdity of a military power.
According to the Epoch Times, listen to this, according to the Epoch Times, the People's Liberation Army is terrified of any kind of
encounter with Taiwan and American equipment and expertise.
And Xi Jinping could lose power over this invading Taiwan bullshit.
The military wants nothing to do with it.
Isn't that interesting?
Yeah, that is interesting.
I watched a bunch of videos yesterday
of B-2 bombers and B-21 bombers dropping their payloads.
It's a pretty crazy event.
It's a pretty crazy event.
I saw this footage of a B-2 bomber, you know, that's the one that looks like the flying triangle. Yeah, yeah. Doing a slow fly over Miami Beach
when it was packed. It was incredible footage. It like, you know what I mean? 10,000 people
on the beach are like this.
It looks like a UFO.
John Kramer did some essential software management development and some of the systems on that thing for years.
That's cool.
Who made that plane?
Is it, where does he work?
Can you say where he works?
Arathion.
Arathion.
Is that a, that's a Arathion product, the whole plane or?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Just like fire control system.
And that's not like fire suppression.
That's a, you know, that's a weapons.
Mike Sandone, we have the dumbest foreign policy right now. It's almost like they want us into World War III.
A nuclear exchange is unlikely, but an escalation to include other European countries is possible.
Meanwhile, one country over from Ukraine is Poland, the safest country in Europe.
I keep seeing all their stats. It's crazy.
Yeah, I, uh, my gut instincts, and maybe it's just part of getting old and having all these
fucking kids, but I'm more and more isolationist.
You mean as a country, we should, we should more and more be looking at ourselves.
Look, if someone needs to fear the Russians, I think it ought to be the French, the Germans,
the British, the Italians, the Croatians, the Turks.
That's who should fear the Russians.
They're not coming over here.
And if they did, we'd do whatever it took to kill them as best as we could, right?
Yeah.
But I don't know if propping up a Europe that doesn't want to defend itself so that the
target looks juicier and juicier to a madman until eventually fucking American boys are
dying over there again.
Hey, do you, when you like, do you, let me name some organizations, world health organization, do you believe that?
Do you think it's captured?
Does nothing.
And do you think it's captured?
It's been basically run by pharma.
No, no, no, likely something worse. China?
Something UN-ish.
Okay, and then so you think the UN is captured also?
Yes, yeah, yes, antithetical to all American interests, I do.
Yeah.
It's been that way for a long time.
Yeah, I'm just at the moment. They put terror countries in charge of like terror related business.
It's hilarious.
Like Iran, Iraq, and Syria.
You can't even believe it.
It's been a joke forever.
That'd get all those people out of there and fill it full of homeless.
New York deserves that.
What do you think about Eric Adams flipping the script, the mayor of New York?
Deport people to where?
To Texas?
deport people to where?
To Texas?
He's gonna get back at Abbott or do they, do they, does he gonna send him to Florida?
I don't know what he's gonna do, but it was so, his press conference yesterday was hilarious. He's like if you want to cancel me, cancel me, but I'm the same as Hillary and Obama.
He referenced them, that he's the same as them. He doesn't want illegals in his city.
It's like he's talking tough, but he's still being a pussy.
He can barely speak.
Did he have a stroke or something?
He has some sort of, he's a really slow processor.
Have you noticed that about him?
He seems dumb.
I wonder what kind of copy was. It'd be interesting, dude. It helped my opinion. Wasn't he NYPD,
right?
Yeah, I think he was the chief of police.
I would, I would, it would help my opinion of them to have,
hear from wizened veteran cops talk about what an incredible guy he was on the
force.
Like best sergeant I ever had best lieutenant ever, you know what I mean?
The kind of things you'd expect of a police chief?
Yeah.
Or hope for?
You know the police chief of Minneapolis, before he was police chief, he refused to
carry a gun as a cop.
He said it was against his morals or religion.
And he actually, he was in a bank when a bank got robbed.
And he ran.
Liz Collins.
He ran for mayor.
That too.
Liz Collins revealed that story. Holy shit. This is breaking news here. I don't
was it Sean who said that someone in the comments. Daniel Garrity. Eric Adams is going to be busy
for a while major CEO murdered in his city this morning. Holy shit. Oh my god. Which, jeez, guess the, yeah, Brian Thompson. That's
a big story. Uh, the gunman who was wearing a ski mask fled down an alleyway near West 55th Street and
remains at large.
The man is described as skinny wearing all black who stands about 6 foot 1 police said.
This is a developing story please check back.
Okay I will
Holy shit
How big is United healthcare they massive they're huge huge
Hey, sevi, I bet they've already got his his termination date on his Wikipedia page
Shit I think there's people that have that hobby.
They want to be the first.
The company is ranked eighth on the 2024 Fortune Global 500.
They have a $474 billion market cap.
Wow.
Oh, that poor guy.
50 years old.
Oh my goodness.
We don't know what happened.
We don't know if he was being robbed or it was a stray.
Now they're calling it a hit.
Oh, like it was done on purpose, like it was targeted.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fellow waiting outside with the backpack on
was there for hours before it happened.
Oh man.
Oh, I'm gonna to follow this story.
This is crazy.
The suspect and the dead.
Oh, no.
Let me see.
Do they have a name?
Yeah, Brian Thompson's the name of the dead guy.
No, the shooter?
No, no, no.
Not yet. No the shooter no no that no I get nothing
It's funny you type in murder Manhattan and another story pops up on June 25th the former executive assistant to tech CEO found
decapitated Manhattan apartment They caught that guy are you following the South Korea story I am
what's going on there like I read it and I like he the only the only thing that
stuck out to me is the same thing that we have going on here, right?
It said South Korea puts on martial law to stop communist takeover.
So you're doing communist acts to stop communist takeover.
I was like, okay, well, sounds about right, the Democrats playbook.
I don't know, is there like a, is there a is in in the other party the president the party that
The president's not in if it's really like a two-party thing. Are they sympathetic to reunification? I
Don't know. I guess that was the issue too, right? I don't know. Is there a capitulation
Contingent of any size in South Korea.
Like, is it okay as a South Korean to go,
I think we should just bury the hatchet
and rejoin with the North.
And we'll do a little bit of both.
We'll just do some starvation, not a bunch of it.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Eat and be very good morning Good morning, good morning.
Instead of mass executions, we'll just have mid-sized ones.
Have you ever seen those videos where they reunify families
that were split up when North and South Korea split?
They're crazy. Maybe.
That whole concept's just horrific to me.
North Korea, Russia and China watch on a crisis as it unfolds in key US allies South Korea.
UNCLK declared martial law on Tuesday night that was reversed hours later following overwhelming
opposition across the political spectrum.
They're saying he's going to get impeached.
The president?
Yeah.
For doing that?
Yeah.
I mean, how would you unify them?
With the two Koreas?
I don't even know if that's quite the issue or not, but I do know that he was saying that
something to that effect that there's people capitulating, enemies of the country capitulating to the North or in league with the North.
Does North Korea have a sophisticated presence in the South? You know what I mean? Or is it all ham-fisted like the nerve gas shit?
You mean like spies and like people undermining the government there? Yeah, I
Saw a North Korean spy was caught yesterday in the United States
So they say I don't even know what to believe anymore I
Am very curious what Tucker Carlson is going to bring back.
And obviously the Russians aren't stupid.
They're talking to him for a reason.
I'm assuming you talk to, if you're Russia, you only talk to Tucker because you want to
speak directly to the American people, right?
Yeah, I mean, it's what he does and he lost his Fox gig. So I've always enjoyed listening to him.
Years and years ago,
he was the bow tie wearing young man from Florida on CNN.
He had a semi-token conservative on every once in a while.
Was he a conservative there or was he a liberal?
No, it was, you know,
he was rational. He's good. He was a good voice. He was a good presence.
Man, there's some great pictures of him when he wore the bow tie. Look at this thing.
Yeah.
Great looks 24.
Yeah, that's when he I guess he worked at the New York Times.
Before CNN.
Is that right? Yeah, it says a brief timeline of Tucker Carlson's career at the New York.
Oh, no, no. Sorry, the articles in New York Times.
Yeah, that's what I've seen.
articles in New York Times. Yeah, that's what I've seen.
And then there's Cash Patel.
I heard an interview of his the other day that he's going to release the JFK files and the 9-11 papers
immediately upon entering office. He said the JFK files are going to be a disappointment for many. He said there's nothing in there that we don't already know or suspect. It hasn't been
already said in the public. But he said the 9-11 papers are going to really fucking piss some people
off. Well good. I know, right? Yeah. He's done some important, important revealing of things, of critical stuff, right?
He was the dossier guy?
Yes.
Which led to the unraveling and the realization that the whole thing was a goddamn scam.
All of it.
All of it.
Hillary Clinton spent $1.3 million to put the dossier
together. Yeah, to to interfere with the presidency. Violate the rights of a citizen violate the
rights of a sitting president. It's you know, it's crazy. treasonous. It feels treasonous
lie to a judge. And she was found guilty. You know, they were found guilty of that. She had to pay a fine like $135,000 or something.
It doesn't matter, but I think anyone that anyone that that that demonstrates
what he has, or we now know that that's that's the perfect qualification
to be the next guy in charge.
I'm totally good with that.
Yeah, me too. What do you this is how this is how we end up to with our with our friends
at NIH and HHS the same the same the same damn concept.
Did you read the story about Patel and his involvement
with the SEAL Team Six flyover landing
and rescuing of the hostage?
Do you know that story?
No.
So I guess, I don't remember which country it is,
but I guess there was some country in Africa
where someone was being held hostage
and Cash Patel's job was to tell,
was to get flyover clearance so that the Seals
could land there and rescue.
Let me type in Cash Patel's seal rescue.
And as the mission began, they realized he, oh, Nigeria.
Cash Patel was blamed for an incident that threatened to jeopardize the US SEAL Team 6
rescue mission in Nigeria during Trump's first administration. He basically said,
hey, we have clearance to fly over and land when they didn't.
An American named Philip Walton was kidnapped from his farm in southern Niger and brought to Nigeria.
Did they rescue him? They did get them. Okay,
and so what's the source on this? Who cares? I mean this one's from the, this article I'm looking
at here's from the Washington Examiner. Because we can't deny the whole Benghazi thing and then worry about this for me. Oh, you froze.
Remember Hillary's it was the it was the offensive movie excuse for Benghazi? No, sorry you broke up for a second my internet went down
for a second. Say that again remember what? I'm saying
that I can't I can't worry about whether they had the right flyover
permission or not on a successful mission, a successful rescue, and we're all still pretending
like there was some confusion about Benghazi. And refresh me, what happened there? That's where
the ambassador was killed and Hillary was at the heart of
saying do nothing and it turned out tragic. Right. Just absolutely tragic.
And then and then lied about the origins of it.
Remember I'm right? I'm gonna get. Yes, yes. About this thing.
Yes, yes, you're right.
It was a friend of yours that was killed.
There's that.
That Brett Baer did a thing on this, everyone ought to look up, it probably sits on YouTube. But they built a model, a satellite-guided 3D model,
where the dudes that were there told the chain of events.
And they were killing guys so fast,
they were running out of ammunition.
The two or three guys that were on the ground?
Yeah, there were dudes on the roof, our guys.
I don't want to misquote the story, it's been long enough, but it was one of those things that was just, it was just revolting.
Oh, someone's saying, is that what the movie 13 Hours was about? There was a movie already about it?
Yeah, there's a lot about it. A book.
And she got off, and she escaped any... Yeah, there's a lot about it. Book.
And she got off and she and she escaped any Look up her role. I don't want to I don't want to miss miss speak, but
watch the movie. Is it good?
I'm watching too many things right now.
Yeah, I've heard it is good.
My favorite fighting movie, great movie, yes.
Yeah I guess people just cry afterwards.
I think is that the one?
It's it's it ought to be because it's that bad.
Did the ambassador get killed there?
Yes he did.
Oh shit.
It was it was as smoothly performed as the as the Afghanistan pullout.
And that's Libya, Benghazi's Libya?
Yeah.
Wow.
People love the movie.
It's incredible how well they made that movie.
I cried after watching the most recent CrossFit Games documentary.
Okay, we're gonna watch it then.
Oh God, he got killed and they shoved the broomstick up his ass. Geez.
Oh, the ambassador.
Jesus.
At least they did it after he was dead.
Hillary was in charge of security in Benghazi as Secretary of State.
That's my understanding.
I think she did nothing, recommended doing nothing. It came out worst case scenario than she lied about it.
Jesus, Syria still has problems now? Syria's fighting too? The whole Middle East is a mess, huh? We were we were filming a weightlifting thing once I'm going to be very generic and don't put any names on this thing. OK, and it's this.
You need so calm dude was relating at the time they were chasing these guys and we followed them into Syria.
And across the room, you can see the other guy doing this like, no, no, no.
And it was all incidental to the whole. It was at Bergeners.
Do you remember that? Vaguely. Can you tell me more? Can you tell me what happened? Just the guy just oops
Did I say we chased this guy in this area, you know, right? Oh
Shit they have fighting in the fucking capital of Syria. I
Know it's a civil wars dominated international headlines for more than a decade and has now
been reignited after a coalition of Syrian rebels.
What a mess.
I went to Syria.
It was awesome.
You came back and they asked how long you'd served in the Syrian Army, right?
Yeah, that was a different trip. I came on another trip when I came. I mean, I had been to Syria, but then on another trip, I went through customs and in secondary,'re like go to secondary I said okay I
think it was in Los Angeles or Miami it was in Miami it was in Miami and they said how
long have you been in the Syrian army I said I've not they said well how long have you
served with the Syrian army I said not and they said what were you doing with the Syrian
army I'm like I'm not they're like all right third dairy whatever third dairy is and they
fucking were so insistent that I was part of the Syrian army that I somehow worked there. I
Was like hey dude, and I think I had a beard at the time like hey, dude
I could shave and all this will go away like
They were so convinced that I had worked in the Syrian army. I
Told you that story my dad and I drove into Syria from Lebanon. We were at the border. There was no one else fucking crossing the border. We drove.
And there's a sign there. So there's Lebanon, and then there's like a no-man land, right? I had never seen this between countries.
There's just a whole section where it's like, you know, five or 10 miles of just nothing, and then you get to Syria, right? It's like this buffer zone. And so as we go into Syria, there's a sign there that says welcome to Syria. So
I get out of the car and I asked my dad to take a picture of me.
And my dad has taken a picture of me and then he puts the
camera down. I'm like, what's up? And I turn around and
there's a guy pointing a gun at me. He's like, you can't take a
picture in front of that sign. Like I can't take a picture of
her. Welcome to Syria sign. So he can't take any pictures at
the border. He's talking to my dad in Arabic.
That's how welcome you are.
I know, it was crazy.
Welcome to Syria, put your hands up.
Yeah.
And there was like nothing there.
There was nothing there.
It was just nothing, just a sign.
You know what I mean?
In like a box that a guy sat in.
I miss traveling with you.
No, we're going to do.
But I also hate travel. I'll just going to reaffirm that too. But if you got to travel,
you're the perfect, perfect companion. And I can tell you why.
Please.
It's like, it's a skill set.
Please. It's like, it's a skill set.
It's a skill.
And you there's things you learn not to do, you know, like when you're when they call
your boarding group to go get in line at Starbucks.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, you and I do have that in common.
We like to get on the plane and get situated.
Et cetera.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't don't don't see how many of the shit in your bag rules you can violate.
Right.
Right.
Don't bring the gun.
When you know it's cool, we were flawless.
I mean, we were to Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, they're fucking flying fucking places.
Wow, thank you.
We did that so well and yet we still had bizarre interaction.
Like the time they grabbed Dave in Canada and squirted out all his toothpaste and shit. Yeah, stay and I left
I remember when Dave got grabbed. I was like what the fuck he'd rather go to Saudi Arabia than Canada
Only because of how they treated him
Um, i've been i've gone to canada five five times, four times I've had to go to
secondary, even the first time I went in the eighth grade with
my dad when we drove in, we had to go to secondary. But the one
the one time I that I didn't have to go to secretary
secondary is the time I flew in with you. We didn't have any
customs. We flew in on a private plane.
We landed in Toronto past 10pm.m. They said customs goes home
Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah
It's a there's your tip everyone flying after 10 that everyone left
Hey never they took my bag from me and Great Britain. Yeah, that was amazing
That was then demanded to know what was in it.
I had to tell him I have no fucking idea. You just took in that little room with the
two fucking no windows and shut the door.
Hey, you know, they never do you remember they didn't even search your bag after that
after you refused to comply. It said fuck you Americans get out of here. Yeah, threw it at me. He threw my bag at me.
Two handed.
Yeah, we got I got called an ugly American.
Yeah, that was awesome. Because I didn't know what was in my bag after he took it.
All his friends in the back room.
I thought for sure we were going to miss our flight and have to do strip down.
And instead, they went the opposite way.
They just said, fuck you guys, get out of here.
have to do strip down and instead they went the opposite way they just said fuck you guys get out of here
i remember you had the temper tantrum in in dubai and i thought they were going
to execute you out in the desert instead when security showed up they made them
give you your thing back and we got on the plane i was afraid to
even stand near you dude. Oh shit.
Hey, I had a temper tantrum going both ways.
Do you remember that? Flying there, they tried to take a bag from me
and I lost my shit and then flying home, I lost my shit.
I think we flew out of SFO and I started yelling at the people.
Hey, Will told me 80% of the places he goes, he knows he'll never he would never come
back.
And I said, man, that's that's quite a sport.
You know, you mean like, visit Hawaii and be like, fuck, I'm so I could stay here if
I didn't have to go home and take care of my kids.
No, they know when he travels foreign places, and he's not quite like you, but a lot like you and I.
He's been to a lot, a lot of places.
And he says that 80% of the time, he knows he'd never come back.
What do you mean by I'm getting lost on the he knows he'd never come back thing?
He just he check it off.
Like, you know, Oh, Oh, Oh, never visit again.
Okay.
Saw Morocco not going back.
Right.
Right.
It's a check in the box.
Even if it was a good experience, but if you come back, I don't think so.
Yeah.
You know, and I'm thinking that's it.
That's an interesting hobby or sport or.
It, I don't know if that sits right with me.
As I get older, that number gets higher and higher and higher.
Like Paris at 20 is awesome.
New York City at 20 is awesome.
If I never went to New York City again now,
it would be fine.
The only reason I'd ever go back there is like,
if you had a speaking gig or to show
my kids.
Say the trip we took from Heathrow to the Four Seasons in what's it Park Lane was a
20 miles ish and it took two hours and something from oh in London.
Yeah. And as it each, when we were on the major thoroughfare,
going five to seven miles an hour, whatever it was,
just appalling traffic.
But the street stretched as far as you could see.
And at most intersections, it was that way
to the left and the right.
And it's the nicest, cleanest, big stretch of big city I've ever seen anywhere.
And I don't think you could put a composition of America's finest
downtown and get a stretch that looks anything like that.
Just like no homeless people, no broken down cars, no boarded up buildings,
and shit like that.
Commerce and foot traffic and trains and I don't know,
it just did, it was a thriving, bustling, clean, you know?
And no matter who you touch, you should see,
and like, yeah, I didn't see that part.
But what I'm gonna tell you is that there's a 20 mile
long stretch that is, it looks rodeo drive times 10 but 20
miles instead of instead of a block you know. Meanwhile when we went to go to that football
game in Los Angeles I landed at the airport the entire drive to my hotel and then the entire drive
to SoFi Stadium looked like fucking India. I can't even believe what's happened to LA.
It's just shanty towns everywhere under every bridge along every freeway.
It wasn't like that 20 years ago at all.
The coolest part of the soda tour was traveling to some of the seediest,
grungiest, shittiest places
of New York under the, along the canal
or whatever it is, the LA River.
And a lot of it under freeway, remember?
And the seedy element we saw and large groups of young men
in their late teens, early twenties with nothing to do
but stand around under
the freeway. And the immunity that was conferred by the obvious looks of our federal agents
who were armed in the bike ride.
Do you remember I got a flat? Yeah. And I got a flat tire and got separated from the
pack. And when I called my Uber driver
he's like what are you doing in this part of town?
Like I got a flat, he's like you cannot be here.
Excuse me, Daddy.
Do you know where the baby's salt thing is?
No I don't honey.
I'll look for it, I think the elf got it.
It's like a white bear.
Okay well I'll come look for it in a little bit. Okay,
mom has to know where it is. Okay. She wants salt. It's a stocking to put over the fireplace.
Something's missing. That voice is amazing angelic yeah
Jeremy world it's a shame how us blacks are treated. Hey, Seve. Yeah horrible
I've told you this story before but when I filmed that movie desert runners and we were Egypt
it was like a two-week race and we're three days into the race and
it was like a two-week race and we're three days into the race and
Fucking 10 Toyota, whatever. I don't know what they're called starts with an H high cliffs or whatever I looks high lux roll out to the desert and they they're holding up a picture of a guy and
It's the one Jewish guy doing the run
He's like everyone looks over at him and they're like you can't do this and they grab him and fucking throw him
out of the country
It's crazy
I spent probably three hours in customs when I landed in Egypt
Whole airport had emptied out they were just tripping on my camera, just tripping.
You know what?
My mom worked for a black electrical engineer
with a large laboratory at Hughes,
who had a slew of patents and major contributions
in the world of antennas and phased array radar.
Was a significant baller engineer at JPL.
And a black guy, black guy born in the country.
Yeah, yeah.
And then left engineering to become a megastar realtor
and after being told that no one's's gonna hire a black realtor at Century
21 school. But Jimmy Wadd found some video of him explaining kind of his views on life.
And it's actually stunning footage. And it's cool that my mom would remember him as one
of the most brilliant and level-headed men of all the thousands
of scientists that we knew at Hughes. Can I show you the clip?
Yeah, please. Hey, did he work for your, did your mom work for him before she worked for
your dad or after?
No, my mom never worked for my dad, but they worked in the same, you know,
missile systems group at Hughes Aircraft Company, and as did
Ken Kelly.
That's a guy's name. Do you want me to pull up the video? You
want to tell me to tell me what's a Google?
Yeah, let me see if I have it right here. So let me see if I
can just send it to you by text.
Oh, it's a it's a clip or it's a link.
It's a little clip. Okay. And I don't know where they got it.
But
sometimes I have my friends are resourceful. Here it is.
Sometimes I have issues.
Getting on to give it to you right now audio on clips. Hopefully
have the right settings.
But the guy had a...
I don't know, I wouldn't want to speak for him
because he was pretty eloquent.
And I just sent it to you via text.
I'm waiting for it to pop up.
He was a beloved man in our household.
Andrew Hiller is in Canada doing some filming.
And he tried to go to the ABC news website to watch news and it says,
people in Canada cannot see this content.
God, they have that. Do you know about what happened over there?
Probably not. You probably can't tell it.
They have something there where I think if you're a news organization and you publish
on the internet there, you have to pay some sort of fine or tax to the Canadian government.
And so all these news organizations are refusing to play that game with them.
They're trying to basically, you know, extract money out of the internet.
It's weird. It's not showing up. It's not showing up. Let me see what's going on.
Yeah, I heard it go ding.
That was on my phone. I need it to show up on my computer.
Oh, this is good. This is
so it is a YouTube.
Yeah, that's that's awesome. Let me see if I can text it to
myself. I don't know why it's not popping up on my
Yeah, Canada is a weird place.
You saw the meeting between Trump and Trudeau? I heard.
And Trump told them, hey, you could be the 51st state.
Geez, what's going on here?
Why isn't this?
Let me see if I can. I'm just going to search for it.
This hasn't happened before.
You know what?
I'll fire it up and grab the link.
I got it.
Video of Ken Kelly.
Video of Ken Kelly. Is it started at the video of Ken Kelly YouTube?
It's a long video.
Oh, there's so many Ken Kelly's fucking YouTube. Oh
There's so many Ken Kelly's fucking YouTube that's it though. That's the I have to find a better
I have to go to this guy's YouTube station. Hold on mark
We and Hold on. Mark. God, this is really bizarre that I can't find this. Here's what I think I can do this look just share it this no way I'm gonna open it in YouTube
and copy the link that shows and I'm gonna put that in you here oh in the private chat yeah yeah
yeah that would be good a two old guys trying to do computer stuff.
That's what it is.
That could be the name of this show.
I'm going to shut the guy out.
Is the whole thing on this guy?
Yeah.
It's an hour and 35 minutes.
I didn't watch it all, I'll be frank, but I will.
I thought I'd show it to my mom when she came over next.
Greg, I look at the, look at the, did something pop up in the private chat for you?
Yeah, you want me to put it there? Yeah, paste the link there. Okay.
It's really, it's a trip.
My text isn't linked up with my computer and my phone.
That's never happened.
Here we go.
Got it. Here we go.
Got it.
It's only then that kinds of arguments to try to make it make sense.
Can you hear it?
But after a while, we learned that you can go and talk to somebody until you're blue
and you think you're getting through by your words, but they have their guard up.
And so they will sit and listen to a lecture for an hour or so, and they'll go home.
They'll feel good about having listened to someone, but they go right back to their patterns.
You can't do anything from outside.
You must be inside any institution to affect it.
Because it's only then that they put their guard down and you become,
one of the arguments about integration is, well, it's bad for business.
But when I got my first job in the valley, in this white valley, the instructor for Century 21 said something to the effect, well, you can
go out there, but you won't get any business.
Again, that's his perception.
In that Century 21, my first Century 21, I became the top broker, top commission, top
commission.
And I just went out, again, this business about your attitude.
That guy may have felt I wouldn't get any business.
I knew I would.
I mean, I had no experience to prove it.
But beliefs, beliefs makes such a difference in one's life.
I knew that I could sell real estate.
And I did.
And it's only the belief that made it possible.
What a great story of not playing the victim. Well getting patent after patent after patent to
Hughes Aircraft Company for antenna and transmitters.
Damn.
This is cool. Is this worth watching the whole thing? Yeah I don't know.
I bet it will be for me you, but I have a bias that he and
Loretta and Ron and David, that sons were over regularly. Oh, so your mom not only worked for
him, but he was a cool boss. She said that her favorite person at the whole Hughes aircraft
company practically, certainly her favorite boss by far far She also is the only person that she worked for that she'd never heard say anything cross or raises voice or
Always her perfectly wonderfully rational and kind
Janiece young good morning
We can't see news because Canadian government says the social medias
Should pay the news for their media and social mediaias like you're not taxing content fuck you
What a crazy thing to do to your citizens
Noodles I love you, Greg.
Thanks, Nudes.
Oh yeah, Barry, we talked about that in the beginning of the show.
Did you just hear about the United Health CEO that was shot outside the hotel?
It's crazy.
Greg, have you heard about Trump's homeschool credit?
No.
Supposedly, oh, now it just came in.
Supposedly, he's going to give a $10,000 credit.
Tax credit?
Yeah, homeschool.
Can anyone homeschooling?
Yeah.
And with the DOE budget?
It's such a great workaround.
You know, if they're not going to let you choose, just make the incentive so great
to homeschool that if you're on the fence, it just pushes you over, right? I don't Don't I don't here's an article. I don't know if this is true
It says homeschool groups have concerns about president-elect Donald Trump's proposed tax credit. Oh
as
Illinois lawmakers look at regulating the practice, of course they do of course they do and I read that you know what they
Say our trouble is are concerned that it's gonna damage the public schools.
I think we don't give a fuck.
Yeah, this stinks of teachers unions, this article.
Where is this at?
Advantage News.
Trump says I will do everything I can to support parents who make the courageous
choice of homeschool, said Trump.
I will work to ensure that every homeschool family is entitled to full access to the benefits available to non-homeschool students,
including participating in athletic programs, clubs, and after-school activities.
Listen, right now Illinois is one of the most free states in the nation, liberally allowing us to homeschool as we wish. Yeah, right.
Now we'll keep going, get to the downside.
It says, it says conservative homeschoolers who don't even want to take that money because they claim it will put them on the radar for the government. If I take the tax credit, then they'll know
I'm homeschooling in case they do pass regulation. I don't want to submit to that.
That's why I'm not taking the money in Arizona.
Yeah. And I take the money here and it is, and they, and we do have to do like, you know,
monthly checks and shit. And it is invasive. You know what I mean? Like someone comes to the house and like sits with your kids
and...
But it's cool, our person's cool.
The person we interface with at the state is so awesome.
Look at the abuse in Chicago Public School System itself,
said Smith, sexual abuse going on by administration
with our students. Are you kidding me? Get your own house in order before start saying homeschoolers need to be regulated?
So there's a threat there hanging over our heads. Oh, yeah, that was another one of the reasons
They were saying that kids that are homeschooled are more subject to sexual abuse
Than other abusive situations
Yeah, this article doesn't say shit. It's more like, hey, we want to take away your freedom of choice based on some hypothetical
bullshit.
Growing the bureaucracy of education.
Teachers and unions are essential to that. There's this, I've heard Trump say it before.
I don't remember what,
I think it was about the Department of Education,
but we really are at this point where
what could be worse than what we have?
So the Department of Education was installed in 1979
by Jimmy Carter and education was going up,
test scores were going up until the actual day that organization was put in power in the United
States government, that agency, and then it's been just a straight down ever since a decline
is what the graph shows. And it's like, you know, you could use that. Of course, there's going to be
more abuse if you leave the kids at home, but as opposed to what?
So as opposed to just the horrible shit that happens at schools.
They're looking, it sounds like they're looking for a connection between Fonny Willis and Jack Smith.
Have you seen that?
They're asking for communications between the two.
Jack Smith was the guy pressing charges on Trump in New York and Fonny and she Georgia?
Yeah, I think something like that came out in the trial.
That there was some work between the two of them that was unethical?
Yeah, I don't know.
Was there some hint that she was being directed from the Biden administration?
And when they asked her about it, she denied that there was any comms,
and now they're requesting for comms.
And I guess her response was, and she didn't respond to it in the 30 days past that she had to respond to it
And I guess what she's saying now is well the requests were done improperly
And they're racist well always it's always racist
She's a piece of work
Pat Lang I'm so tired of people saying public schools are the problem.
It's the fucking parents doing a lousy job,
has nothing to do with their third grade teachers.
Pat, the only place I would like maybe walk it back,
like of course they're both at fault,
but don't forget the teachers unions are completely corrupt.
They're for the teachers even at the cost of the kids.
Don't forget what happened in COVID.
And to me, teachers unions and teachers are synonymous. before the teachers even at the cost of the kids. Don't forget what happened in COVID.
And to me, teachers unions and teachers are synonymous. I just make it's one.
They fought to keep the schools closed
while the private schools
and the private school teachers were open.
It is the teachers.
It doesn't, I'm not excluding the parents, but.
I'm in somewhat an agreement with them.
Go on.
I think the public schools are a reflection of the public.
Okay. There's a, the side that just lost this presidential election would end up teaching where I would
need to do more erasing than allowing to stand pat.
I don't want to take my kids down to two plus two equal five. Daddy has a vagina fucking road.
I think I heard something like 87% of the teachers in the public
school system are libtards.
Are the two plus two equals five crowd?
Of course they are.
the public school system or libtards are the two plus two equals five crowd of course they are of course they are
every kid is different I knew plenty of kids who went to public school. Uh, the, who, uh, sorry, I went to public school.
I can't read this.
I mean, I'm not suggesting that every kid who goes to into public school
and comes out as a fucking shit bag.
I mean, fucking probably 99% of us went to public school.
bag. I mean, fucking probably 99% of us went to public school. What I'm what I'm saying is that given the opportunity to opt out, what a glorious, wonderful
opportunity it is. And from that perspective, you look into what was going on and it makes it even more wonderful.
It's a nine-hour day of learning a third of the rate that could be done in two hours a day.
Right. Right. And I don't, I blame the parents, I blame the teachers, I blame the structure, I blame the size of the classroom.
There's a lot of things to blame, but it's easier to opt out.
This is the first sincere thing I've seen Jake Chapman ever write.
Pat's role here is vital.
Whether you agree with him or not, it's important to have different takes.
Damn, look at you, Jake.
Being a teacher and liberal does not equate to being a person trying to indoctrinate a
kid. Being a teacher and liberal does not equate to being a person trying to indoctrinate a kid It's just not like that no matter what the right wing wants you to think
There is a majority of this group that falls into this pattern whether they agree with it or not the two plus two is five or
That all white people are racist. They don't stand up to that that they allow it to happen
They're cowards. They want to fit up to that. They allow it to happen.
They're cowards, they wanna fit in.
They swim in the direction of the school at all times.
Like school of fish.
I believe that large chunks of the less considerations
for how the world works and operate are no less than fictional biases,
and they don't see them as that. And I don't want to be confrontational, but I would imagine
that most teachers feel very, very comfortable teaching anthropogenic climate change,
that man is wrecking the environment
and there's something we can do to save it.
And I think that's just an assumed given.
And it's patently false.
I've been listening to a ton of public radio
and like FM and AM radio all throughout Santa
Cruz in the last six months and every story about the environment starts with the you
have to you the story won't make any sense to you unless you come to it with the presupposition
that man is destroying the planet by driving cars.
You have to believe that or else the story and they don't need and everyone does right.
You just buy it hook Line and Sinker.
People just, like they just start there.
Every story starts there.
Convince they don't have a bias.
It's an intellectual barricade.
Yeah, exactly.
It's an intellectual barricade around anything outside of their purview or ability to think? The right, the left rather puts government in a place
that very many on the right put only their guard.
And you're gonna get as far suggesting to a liberal
the rent control creates slums and giveaways create poverty
and handing out needles creates more homeless,
I don't know whatever it is.
To even suggest anything like that is like trying to talk
to very many right-wing people out of their Christianity or belief in Jesus
Christ. It's going to fall on deaf ears and raise fear and anger. So the right has its
God, whether it's Judeo-Christian origins or not, typically so.
And the left has this belief in the government being the source of good things and the protector
of all people.
And what's needed is another government program.
My dad pointed out to me all the times that Obama would make sure in a State of the Union
address, he made sure like 200 different things.
And everyone shared, he said, we're going to make sure, you know of the Union dress, he made sure like 200 different things
and everyone shared, he said we're gonna make sure, you know, and then I go what? Just say something good.
Making sure. And what does it come out with? You get fucking hyperinflation and the brink of World War III. I mean what did, what's Joe doing for us? Is corrupt a man has ever been in American politics?
And it's a direct, he's a direct descendant
of the Richard Daly machine from which Obama comes.
Who?
Richard Daly.
No, who is the direct descendant?
Biden.
Oh, right.
I don't know who Richard Daly is.
He was the mayor of Chicago.
Oh, right.
And he's a kingmaker.
54th mayor of Chicago.
He had a massive heart attack at 74. Anything on him and his corrupt machine?
Not on the first page.
I haven't clicked anything.
I bet you if I click something, just corrupt as shit.
Yeah.
Chicago style.
Uh, I'm not saying there's not teachers that try to indoctrinate kids. I'm just saying it's like good cop, bad cop argument. 99% are good. I'm not talking about whether they're good or not. I'm telling you though, they are they are 99.9% indoctrinating kids and putting an intellectual barricade around them pointing them in the direction
They're already studying, you know
The the habits of fleas on the back of Sasquatch's back with the presupposition that Sasquatch exists and it's everywhere
White man is bad. That's just they want that just to be accepted so that you can you don't even you can't it would be
It would be but you not even allowed publicly Pat to look back and say, is your premise before we figure out what we're going to do if white man is
bad, they're already onto what the solution is and you can never look back and question
the premise.
That's that whole education system is built on that Pat.
It's all built on premises and then they build from there.
They never let you look back at the premise.
It's the way it is.
I'm not suggesting they're bad people.
I'm suggesting they're fucking stupid and
They themselves are indoctrinated
And it's the it's the same thing Greg has pointed that out in you know in oncology you know trillions of dollars being spent to a
search of for the cure for cancer belt built on one premise and the other premise that a guy fucking won a Nobel Prize for in the 40s is fucking just completely ignored. And
a matter of fact, you'll go to jail if you try to give solutions saying that that's the
way. Go to jail. So, um, and you get effective cancer treatments
conducted in foreign country,
done all under US watch, legitimate work.
And you just can't talk about it.
And you just can't talk about it.
That was the guy. That was the guy.
I had a guy on the show, a triathlete from, I want to say Norway.
And he was injured by the vaccine and he could get work done in the United States to help him,
but he just wasn't allowed to talk about it.
Or else he'd be in trouble with his government.
Afterwards, when we got off, he's be in trouble with his government.
Afterwards when we got off, he's like, I can't tell.
I couldn't tell you this, this, this and this.
Yeah.
Dan Guerrero, two plus two is four and not five is some serious tin foil hat talk. I agree. Crazy.
And listen, Greg lived in fucking the hive. He lived in LA and went to public school there.
And you can come out and you can come out okay.
and you can come out okay.
The liberalism that you're talking about is the kind of ethos behind the political
and social climate of Santa Cruz.
And it's really no less than a human tragedy.
And it creates and bruises and steeps its own mental illness.
Talking to my athletes in Iowa, none of that was part of their school experience.
I'm grateful for it.
They don't even, first of all, they don't even know.
And Iowa, Des Moines is like one of the,
I guarantee you in Des Moines, they're teaching gender ideology, critical race theory. Like you
can't, I wish you could say that about all of Iowa, but you cannot. Anywhere there's these people,
I don't know why you guys want, I don't know why there's people in there who want to deny it. It's just the way it is.
It's just, it's just, it's just the way it is. It's not, um, uh, caller. Hi.
Hello. Caller. Hey, what's up dude.
Hey, uh, this is a, a bit of a change of subject. Um,
sorry, we'd like to stay very focused on one subject, no change in subject here. I have a question for both of you. So my dad, in a few weeks, is gonna
have a kidney transplant. He's actually going to receive the kidney from my mom. And I was
there, there's not much of a protocol that they give for diet and just lifestyle
in general after the surgery but what is there is like high on carbs it's just stuff that
we see through and my parents are not crossfitters and they don't follow any sort of protocol
like CrossFit necessarily and they don't follow any sort of protocol like Crossfit necessarily.
They don't, they're not super strict with their nutrition, but they even see that that protocol
that's listed is pretty outdated. And I was just wondering if you guys had any resources where
there could be some compilation of good information specifically for kidney transplants. In my head,
it can't be much different than what's good for a person without a kidney transplant.
Yeah, here was-
I'm wondering if there's anybody.
Yeah.
Here's my experience.
The kidney transplant patients self-identified
and were told by the doctors
that they were on protein restricted diets
and the protein limitations were in excess of what I was asking
from the zone.
Say that one more time, Greg.
The kidney transplant patients that were sent to me were on by self-reporting and physicians report on protein-restricted
diets, okay, to minimize the load on the kidneys. Those minimums, those maximum amounts were
– that they weren't to exceed were in excess of what I was looking for in a three-block
meal for someone, you know, doing
the Zell. Okay. And so I was like, really? Okay. Okay. And I think I don't remember the numbers, but
to consistent with the quality of my memory on the subject, it might have been something like
30 grams it is sitting. And I'm like, that is not a problem.
What are they telling them?
What did you, anything stand out in specific that you saw?
Did you know anything the doctors told them
or the guidelines you can say here that you were like,
ooh, that doesn't look good?
No, I don't remember specifics.
I just remember, I looked at it briefly,
but my mom said it's just really high on carbs.
And yeah, I don't know if that didn't add up to me.
You know what's crazy is you type into Google,
what should you eat?
And the AI basically says, eat protein with each meal,
but then you scroll down and it says, don't eat meat.
God, Google is such a mess.
What's this little thing saying?
This one, nutrition after kidney transplant, this is from the University of California
Davis.
In the first two months after transplant, you need more protein to heal from surgery
and fight infection.
Protein rich foods include meats, poultry, fish, low fat or non fat milk.
I wouldn't do that.
Eggs, egg substitutes, beans,utes beans peas nuts tofu and other soy foods
Yeah
Hey, it sounds like it's a chance for them just to get their diet really tight doesn't it
Have a steak in a side of broccoli and an apple with every meal
Half an apple. Yeah and go and then go for a walk
Yep half an apple. Yeah. And go and then go for a walk. Yeah. Yeah, that would be ideal. Hey, why the limit of sodium? What the sodium is not good for the, why do they say that about
the kidney?one's role
in regulating sodium hold or excretion is limited and so you get hypertensive.
And you don't want that with you. You don't want high blood pressure with your new kidneys.
So basically you're saying if you eat sugar,
the mechanism that allows you to process salt
gets all jacked up.
It does.
Sodium retention becomes a problem
with chronically elevated blood sugar.
You don't have that problem with euglycemia, so you quit eating all the frickin' shit
that raises your blood sugar.
You stop that and all of a sudden your pee becomes salty.
The sodium gets dumped.
And in fact, we see this orthostatic hypotension in people that will suddenly and dramatically
cut their carbohydrate intake.
They get off the toilet in the middle of the night and get dizzy and pass out, actually
hypotensive, low blood pressure.
Hey, keep me posted on how that works.
Hey, what happened to your dad's kidney? He's been in poor health for a while and diabetes and yeah, kidney disease, overweight,
hypertension, all that. And but what they think caused a sharp decline a couple years ago,
because his kidney markers still weren't superb, but they weren't awful. And there was a sharp
decline one month
and they think it was kind of irreparable damage
caused by kidney stones.
And then he was just never able to bounce back from that,
his kidney function at least.
So they got it like a port in his stomach
in case he needs to go on dialysis real quick.
But his mom died after going off of dialysis
just because it was too much to go through and
so they were looking for other options and kidney transplant and my mom ended up being a match and
Yeah, they're going for it. Hey, are you do you and I mean I'm asking this
I'm not saying this is a fact like will your mom or someone have a hard talk with them?
Like hey asshole, I'm giving you my fucking kidney time to tighten up your shit like no more fucking
around yeah we've all my brother and I both when we were kind of talking about
the possibilities of family we're like yeah I mean we're all for it as long as
it isn't crazy damaging to my mom like she still has the prospect of a long
life and and you guys want to do that, but don't
squander the gift. Like this is crazy. This is crazy. Like you're literally living off of a donation
from your wife. So don't, don't squander it. You got to shape up. But there have been enough alarm
bells before that haven't really initiated any change.
So we're just kind of at that point where we don't know if it's,
we don't know how to get him to change.
Like something's got to change inside him.
He's a crazy disciplined man in every regard except his physical health.
What's his weakness?
Not to do, I mean, literally like what food described his relationship with sugar to me.
Oh gosh.
I mean they, they have both of them have just super irregular eating patterns.
Like my mom's healthy, but she'll eat one big meal a day and then just snacks on stuff
and it used to be snack on like
candy for the rest of the day. But she's just, she's really regimented with exercise, whatever.
She's not, she doesn't have at least poor health markers right now or anything like that. Like
she's in good shape. She's similar in that it's just, there's no three meals a day. There's no
regularity to it. But also, yeah, it's like, if we would, as a family, like, growing up, if they
would change diet stuff, he would hide, you know, packs of nerds in his office and have some candy
behind somebody's back. Like, he could never just cut out fully some of that stuff. I don't know.
I mean, I guess it's not really limited to sweets, but I mean there is a heavy presence of sweets
yeah, you know the jellies and like I said the nerds and the
whatever the sweet ropes like all that kind of stuff and
then so like tart candy and then but he's also really like I
Don't know vinegary salty stuff, too
also really like, I don't know, vinegary salty stuff too.
Yeah, but it's been a lifelong thing. He's never had a really good clean relationship with food.
He's gonna have to do rehab.
You know what I mean by that?
Like it's gonna be like, there's gonna be a tough week
for him.
It's an addiction. And in my head, I'm like, this is clearly
an addiction. It should be treated like an addiction. You have to give control to somebody
outside yourself because you've proven where it goes when you have the control. And even
the most severe alarm bells don't change anything. I hate to say, but I feel like in that situation, someone has to be kidnapped
and put out and taken out to a tent in the middle of fucking nowhere and been
like, and then you just drop off a paper bag with what they can eat every day.
And then after a week, they're over it.
And then you could bring them back.
The good news is it can go away pretty quick, but the fucking first three days,
I mean, if you live by, you have a refrigerator in your house and a seven 11 within walking distance,
you're fucked.
So I like to get in front of an audience of psychiatrists and tell them that
diabetes is a psychiatric disorder.
Take two.
Yeah. I mean, that's what, Hey dude, that's what you're describing, right?
I mean, nerd's what hey dude, that's what you're describing, right? I mean, the nerds dude
Nerds, I only see those on Hall on
That's like that's like being addicted to pop rocks. I mean, that's just just that what it what it
Yeah, that can't be that's like I think we watched I think we watched
Ronald Reagan create his Alzheimer's with the jelly belly.
Yeah.
He had his fascination with the Oakland made jelly bellies.
I remember that.
Yeah.
I heard, I heard the consumptive rate was a pound a day.
Wow.
Wow.
And then look at Biden. Every, every time you see him, he's eating ice cream.
How much jelly bellies did Reagan eat?
Man, that's crazy.
What a crazy addiction to have jelly bellies.
I wonder if he had a favorite. What a crazy addiction to have jellybellies.
I wonder if he had a favorite. I was just wondering that too. I would think you'd have to like them all.
Three and a half tons of red, white, and blue jellybellies were shipped to Washington, DC for the 1981 inaugural festival.
Dude, that's 7,000 pounds of jelly bellies.
Uh, there was a jar with the presidential seal on it.
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Wow.
That's amazing.
They must have had a serious run.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
How much did, how many Jelly Bellies did, uh, Reagan
eat? Let me see. Um, uh, Reagan, uh, during which time he, uh, he went through, he went
through 24 one pound bags a month. I'm close. Yeah
When he was governor of California, he ate approximately
10,200 beans a month
Holy shit listen to this
300,000 jellybellies that's
720 pounds were delivered to the White House every month during his presidency
Dude, where they bring those us on a palette, dude?
Ding, ding, ding. Oh my God.
Dude, he, wow.
That's amazing.
You think it has anything to do with the Alzheimer's?
Yes.
Through what mechanism? G Alzheimer's? Yes. Through what mechanism?
Glycation?
Yes.
The covalently ponding of sugars to essential protein
structures and fats?
That wouldn't happen.
I wonder how much is a pound of?
It's weird that there's AGE's glycated end products
in the brain of the Alzheimer's people, isn't it?
There's a what?
Where would it, how would that glycation happen?
There's advanced glycated end products.
It's one of the only kind of clinical diagnostic,
you know, findings on postmortem. They have sugar covalently bonded to essential
proteins, permanently so.
In what? In Alzheimer's?
Yeah, in the brains of people that have passed on from Alzheimer's. In fact, that's where
your official diagnosis is after you die,
we pop your brain out, thin slice it and we see these entanglements.
It's 20, it's a $2,100 a month habit.
It's like a blow habit. Hey, keep us posted on, on the, on the transplant, please.
Yeah.
Get them up.
Yeah. Yeah.
What's that? All of it, brother.
Yep. Yep. 100% total overhaul. Yep.
If I could, but before I leave, I'll leave in one sec. There's a Greg, some of your quotes
from Broken Science about how science can't intersect with, or it can't extend to the
realms of ethics and policy. It reminds me of this Galileo quote from one of his books called Two New Sciences, where
he's kind of doing a form of physics before it was called physics, and it's, you know,
three Italian blokes just kind of shooting the shit about physics.
Yeah, and one of them ventures into like a theological assertion, and then one character
responds with this metaphor.
I feel no repugnance to that same belief,
but such profound contemplations belong to doctrines
much higher than ours.
And we must be content to remain the less worthy artificers
who discover and extract from quarries
that marble in which industrious sculptors
later cause marvelous figures to appear
that were lying hidden under those rough and formulas in tier x-ray exteriors. But I just love that metaphor of the scientists
gathered the marble from the glory the quarries and the theologians and philosophers and policymakers
they all carb stuff out of it but but that's not what we're doing. I'm reminded of two things one
is Walt Whitman's Learn Learned Astronomer, where
basically these guys listen to the astronomer talk and you can't even handle it late at night and he
just gets some airy leaves and then wonders at the stars, but it's a brilliant poem. But I've got a
quote here on prediction pulled from some of my father's stuff, And you reminded me of this, and it's science can be neither theological nor atheistic
until someone can develop a model
with theological hypothesis,
use it to predict and validate the results.
Science is secular, it needs a secular definition.
How powerful is that?
It can be neither theological nor atheistic
until someone can develop a model
with theological hypothesis, use it to predict and validate
the results.
And that isn't going to happen.
That's your dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's good.
Yeah, it's powerful.
He says the contradiction between religion and science
lives in the minds of people that don't seem to understand what science is
Hey, where would I find that quote that you that you said just go back and I should just go back and listen to it
And type in a bunch of words into Google or is there a specific place you'd point me it for with the one
I'll lay a clip. No the Galileo one
it's for the Galileo the Galileo one it's uh yeah you could type in maybe some
stuff it's it's in his book called two new sciences okay that's there they're
good yeah you could look up like maybe I'll just go back and listen to it and yeah and check it out all
right that that Whitman poem too that's one of my favorites that's an excellent
poem so well thank you guys thanks for taking my brother all right later yeah
Jake Chapman life's a bitch and then you die
What else no here don't call a paragraph a quote either
either. Uh, unions don't give a fuck about teachers. My wife was runner up for teacher of the year in Iowa this year. She's never wanted to quit more. It sounds like she can
think for herself. Isn't that interesting? Runner up for teacher of the year has never
wanted to quit more. Yeah. Just unions don't give a fuck about the teachers.
And more importantly about the students, perhaps.
That's what I was thinking.
Is this a quote from some poem standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona,
such a fine sight to see it's a girl, my Lord in a flatbed Ford slowing down to take a look at me.
You know that song.
Who's the artist?
Is it the Eagles or something?
I can hear it.
I know this one. There once was a man from Nantucket.
It's the Eagles.
Oh yeah.
I was never a fan.
To Poppy?
I think I was already kind of over in the direction of KROQ.
I probably was more interested in the Cure.
It's a weird thing.
There was a big split in the kind of,
I think it started in LA, it seemed,
at least in the States, right?
Was it rock and new age rock?
Were those the two genres?
No, it was the alternative format.
And so instead of Boston, Kansas Journey, Foreigner,
Styx and Blue-Eyed Stacolt,
and all the hair bands,
it was the weird British scene, you know?
And the Ramones and U2.
There was a time, you know, there was a time,
you know, there's a documentary out that I had.
Oh, it's out?
Yeah, I don't know,
but I'm one of the executive producers.
Oh, you're gonna love this next question.
You're gonna love this.
This is, now you're speaking Greg's love language.
Boy oh boy here we go. Ask Greg if he's heard of Japanese chalk.
Here hold on. Greg is the it's crazy. Well Portnoy's a connoisseur of pizza and so is greg greg has tried so many
chocs and i'll never forget when he found the japanese chalk
i think it's made in korea now ray ray ordered seven thousand pounds of jelly things greg
ordered seven thousand pounds here's just the yellow yeah ag Roma. That is so funny.
Yes.
And I got the color, I got it all.
I don't know if you can say that.
Oh, I haven't heard this one.
There once was a mouse called Keith
who circumcised boys with his teeth.
It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure, but to get the cheese underneath.
Wow.
I had never heard that one.
That is disgusting.
Yeah, the whole thing, the whole show just deteriorated.
Uh, well, let's have one get on already broken science level one.
I it's good you guys bring this up.
So many people now are texting me and DM me about this Jan 1112 thing.
I promise you this won't be the last one.
And I'm doing my best.
I don't even know how many seats are going to be available.
Yeah, you know, and this is just for me to.
I just want to see if I if I believe it can really be done.
I think it can. And the problem is this.
I I want to I want to express the profundity of what I think
I am seeing and put together.
But it's got to be entertaining and accessible.
But I think I can do it. I feel confident of that.
So I might be the right person for it because this has come to me over,
incubated over maybe my entire lifetime from the push and thrust of my father's position on science,
to with great reluctancy, finally reading David Stove
to take in its entirety what the university thought
of science and then my own struggles as CEO of CrossFit
within the federal and state courts over science
with the university and then on what retiring slash being canceled,
getting to double down and study in tremendous detail. I mean, I get these three books of
Stove that it took me five years to get through the three of them maybe and then the then the second go around two and a half years and
That there did now I can read them just for like sport
And it's an extremely rich vein and the essence of it is it?
Academic philosophy of science is utter and complete bullshit
It's as bad as the Marxism that's being taught
bullshit. It's as bad as the Marxism that's being taught. Mindless nonsense, worse. It's provably wrong. And the toxic allure of certainty that academic philosophy of science has succumbed
to, led directly to the delay, not in the development of advanced inference schemes that optimally
manage uncertainty, but delay their recognition. And so everyone's blindsided by this fucking
AI revolution. I'm going to tell you what AI revolution is. It's about not being stupid
in the manner that the university teaches and thinks and his preach science,
it's like my side is one, that's why we have AI. It's guys like James.
The Bayesian's notion of inference is to conduct science. the frequentists are practicing statistics. When you're looking
at the probability of data assuming a hypothesis, you're doing statistics. When you talk about
the probability of the hypothesis, given the data, you're talking about science.
Which seems so obvious to me. Part of what's made all of this hard, and I'm pretty much an expert on the whole body of literature as to what's not right with science, both at a popular and a technical level.
And one of the things that's complicated the discussion is to what is the exact manner of broken science is to not have a concise, workable,
high utility definition of science that does work
and what that looks like.
And that's part of one of the bonuses.
That's in fact, after the introduction,
the first lecture is what is science?
And I'm asking you, accepted or not,
it's easy to wrap yourself around and grab it
and then we're gonna drag it through some classical issues
of inference, of statistics, of probability, of demarcation,
of inference, and see what enormous utility it has
and how it settles these things almost in a beautiful fashion.
So the power and the strength and the goodness,
if you will, of a definition, because they really
don't have those kind of flavors, but they do have the quality of utility, trueness,
contributing to a predictive science.
And unless this thing is shitty, I'm not going to do it again.
And if it plays out nicely, I think we'll do a bunch of them.
Because I think it's a worthwhile thing.
I think I can set someone on the path and plan
for a course of accessible and entertaining
and in kind of an exciting profundity.
I think I can give someone a path and plan
to put themselves in a position where they'll have a cute sense
of when another man is talking rot, which is to that, what is it, John Alexander Smith,
is that the name? It's a great, great line. You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah. Only because you told me.
The primary, if not the sole purpose of an education was to detect when a man was speaking
rot. So I'm glad there's interest. This has been a long time in the brewing. In fact, the
material that I want to write for it, it's going to be kind of like the level one. There
was a seminar and it evolved to the point of I didn't want it to change anymore and
through which a trainer's manual was born and you can call that the book. The push was
always to write the book and as Frank said, you should write a book, you should write
a book, you should write a book. And instead what I did was I created a seminar,
refined it so that it got across exactly what I wanted.
The notes to accompany that became the training manual.
And there you have the book, but doing it the way we did it,
it was a $1 billion project, product over the years.
product over the years?
This is going to be a tough question here.
So five lectures one day five lectures the next day.
Yeah, hour long each.
Sebi 30 minutes 20 of Q&A and go pee.
Okay. I like that the peeing parts good and so here's here's the deal. I know you're not
supposed to ask a fighter right after he wins the championship, wins his next fight. Let's say you
win the fight, you knocked a guy out. When will you fight again? Because people want to come watch you fight.
It would be it would be a disadvantage to me to go longer than say a month or so.
Okay, okay.
You know, that's what I was thinking too.
Yeah.
So I don't offer this too.
And this is this is just how what a what a what an act of just pure hobby or just intellectual
compulsion. But I have but one standard for success and it
wouldn't be applause or oh my god that was amazing or the number of tacos eaten, none
of that. Whether you hated or loved it, what I'd like to hear is two years ago, I sat there
for a weekend, I got to tell you, I just don't look at science the same anymore.
And since then, blah, blah, blah, that kind of thing.
I'm really hoping that it can be something like your first CrossFit seminar.
That was the first step of the journey, or I wouldn't be doing it.
Right.
And I think I've got a handful of easy pieces
that are kind of permanently affect
the way you look at things.
One last thing, because I don't want anyone
to have to hear this shit because I don't want to hear it.
But I don't think there's going to be a fix to
the replication crisis. Were there to be a fix. I think it could be done like this and
it would require a revamping of primary education starting in the fourth grade. And just one
simple simple thing. My fourth graders understand the difference
between the probability of it raining if it's cloudy
versus the probability of it being cloudy
given that it's raining.
They readily get that, okay?
Right, does anyone see that?
If it's cloudy out, is it gonna rain?
Maybe, maybe not. If it's raining, is it gonna rain? Maybe, maybe not.
If it's raining, is it cloudy?
Very likely, right?
There are different things.
And there's a lot of ways you can show that.
There's one where you can just see it.
But if I could sensitize people
to the importance of that distinction,
it's amazing how many problems that plague us
in criminal justice, in science, come about through
that fucking confusion. I'll talk name two, the prosecutor's fallacy and the fucking confusion
over P values. Those are both instances of that transposed conditional confusion. The
probability of A given B being confused for the probability of B given A. And I can start fourth graders to that understanding,
show them Kolmogorov depictions of the probability space.
It's really a neat thing to see.
There's no 10-year-old that's gonna go,
what the fuck are you doing?
It isn't like that.
That doesn't mean kids are invited to the event.
If there are kids here, we'll have help and we'll do something
next door. Right. At the guesthouse. Hey, they're digging the hole right now. So have you I got
this giant, please send me pictures and send me pictures of the gym and all that shit.
I will. Okay, bye everyone. I love y'all. All right, love you too, Greg. I will see you, well, I'll talk to you later on today,
but I'll see you Friday.
I'm excited.
I wish I was even thinking of hitting helium,
go, hey, I'll have Mike fly me up there
and I'll fly out with you
if we could get two seats in first.
All right, I would like that.
Getting a bit much.
Okay.
Take a flying.
All right, see you soon, buddy.
Bye, buddy.
Bye. Bye
That that last bit needs to be clipped that was insane I remember when he owned CrossFit and he was going to... I remember the ideas early on, I need to ask him about this, when
he was, he was thinking about, you know, he did what is fitness and there was a lot of
talk between him and myself and Brian Mulvaney, maybe it was even Brian's idea, but wanted
Greg to write what is science.
I remember that.
Oh, that was Brad calling. I didn't know that.
I knew that caller.
He's the guy that makes the thumbnails for the Saban Podcast YouTube station.
That's awesome. Thank you. Someone just sent me 25 new laws coming to California in 2025.
None of it even matters. None of it even fucking matters. None of it even fucking matters because they don't enforce any of the laws here.
Listen to this law. Senate elect Tim Grayson's Democrat of Concord prohibits state chartered
banks from fining customers when they try to withdraw money
But have insufficient funds in their account
So there was a penalty if you tried to pull money out and you had insufficient funds and they're taking that away
I don't know that why would you do that?
How about this one?
Credit bureaus are prohibited to adjust people's credit reports based on medical debt that's
incurred by medical expenses, medical debt.
You can't be penalized for assessing necessary health care.
To avoid penalizing people for assessing necessary health care.
So they don't want you not using your credit card.
The logic is like, hey, don't use your credit card and get debt.
Or you might not.
Let's say you needed some sort of surgery or some sort of medical attention, but you
didn't want to fuck your credit card debt up.
So you wouldn't do so you wouldn't use it.
So they think by changing this law, people will be more likely to feel comfortable using
their credit card to pay for medical procedures.
God California is fucked up.
I saw some crazy law the other day that basically if someone, don't even I couldn't even fucking get my head wrapped around it
I couldn't even understand it. They were basically saying if someone in your family is a victim
I don't even know what that means as a victim that you can request sick days off
from your employer
It's like if if if if like uh, someone called me fat and that hurt my feelings, my wife could then take sick days.
Did you guys watch John Woolley's video? What's it called grudge match?
I don't know if there's anything else I need to say that video completely just proves my
point.
Nothing is said completely wishy waswashy. The comments are amazing.
The comments are just like just people just talking about what a douche I am.
He doesn't say anything. He goes back and forth between saying, Chase was right and Chase was wrong, and Chase was right and Chase was wrong.
He just goes back and forth. I know.
He did credit for taking the high road. Jesus Christ, dude.
Let me tell you something. If there was a burning building,
the last thing you would want would be that guy there to fucking make a decision about to whether to run in and save
your kids or some shit
It is so bad and
The fact that he denies what he was doing in that post is unbelievable to me. He even admits it at the end
He doesn't even know he admitted it basically it goes like this
Chase mates said something on his own podcast or somewhere blasting people for
like for people who hate on CrossFit. Like people who openly say disparaging
shit to hurt the business of CrossFit. What would that be? Don't re-affiliate. Don't sign up for the
open. Like it's pretty obvious. If someone was outside your house, if someone was throwing eggs
at your house and you told them to leave that's that's all that chase was saying
like hey dude if you're trying to hurt the business here just leave that's what he said
fuck off and leave so on one hand john will he's like we need more of that and then but he also
says but that wasn't appropriate and it's like dude how do you do both? But the part that was fucked up, the part that makes John Woolley just a horrendous weasel,
besides the fact that he openly lied in that video, and it's just an aggregation of the morons,
he made a post saying that, a post basically saying that Chase's words are approved and certified by CrossFit HQ.
When he absolutely knew they weren't, and he admits that in the end of the video because
he says we need more of that from HQ, he knows that HQ would never do that.
There's no one there in private equity that has any backbone to stand up against anything
So he admits that he knows
That that's not approved by HQ, but he says
That's 100% approved by HQ
Because he wants to try to draw Don out to chastise chase
I mean, it's it's like so obvious and he admits it in the video
so I don't even know like like I, should I watch it and play it? Should I? I
called Hilar, I'm like, what do you think? He's like, just go back and forth forever.
I'm like, I know, fuck it, whatever. He didn't, it just, it just sucks that he didn't even
say anything. I wish he would have been like, I just wish he would have stuck to the argument.
He even played the clips that I said so that everyone could see what a fucking jackass
he is and there's still people in the comments who are like, great job, very well balanced.
Well balanced.
You know what they used to do?
Anytime they wrote an article about CrossFit, so I don't know if this is journalism school or what but in journalism
When I when I I don't know if they still do it
But when I used to read articles, you know when I was a kid from fucking I don't know fifth grade
30 years old I used to you're maybe even 40 years old. I used to read the New York Times every day
There was a formula to all the articles.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you, Barry, put on the glasses.
There was a formula to all the articles.
So you would have to write an article
and every article would be like,
picking up poop is good.
If your dog poops, you should pick up your dog's poop.
And then it would list all these,
and the article would go on for three paragraphs. If your dog poops, you should pick up your dog's poop. And then it would list all these,
and the article would go on for three paragraphs.
The state that has the most poop picking up is Illinois.
They pick up more poop than anyone else
and have the cleanest sidewalks.
And then there always had to be as a requisite
before the article would be published,
there had to be two paragraphs of dissension,
like an opinion that's the opposite. So then the article would say
But let's not forget that also in Illinois
We have the largest amount of parasites living in people's guts and people believe that's connected to the fact that they pick up dog poop
And they would have to put that in there. The article wouldn't get published. It just had to be in there
Yeah fair and balanced and it just gets so fucking retarded after a while. You're just like, it's like the argument of like more abuse at home
because if you do homeschooling, it's like, yeah, duh. It's like if I sit on the toilet, the longer
I sit in the toilet seat, the more often I'm going to shit. I mean, it's just, so for the longest time
when they used to write articles about CrossFit, every single
article like whether it's New York Times, Washington Post, wherever they wrote it, they
always had this, they had to have a negative part and it was always the two same, two people
that they got their negativity from because there were only two people talking shit.
It was Rob Wolf and Mark Ripitoe.
So anytime you saw like any positive article about CrossFit, then it would have a quote
from Mark Ripitoito or Rob Wolf.
Like they had to put it in there.
And that it's like that with Wooly. It's like
It's but it's bizarro world.
I just want to ask all of those people like just some practical
questions. Like if you had to choose if you were in a pinch would you want me or
Wooly as your friend? Like just some things that might like might actually
like sit in with libtards that just live in their feelings all day and there's no practical thinking
at all. No logical thinking. I'm okay with presenting both sides, but then if you're
going to do that, then you better say, well, that's just bullshit. That one side is just I like friends who can think for themselves. Yeah, me too.
I wouldn't trust Wooly with my kids, but wouldn't trust Savvy with my girlfriend. Send her, send me a photo. Boy, this thing at Greg's house is going to be trippy.
I think there's going to be some really big names there.
Please no one get upset if I can't like, I don't know what my powers be.
I want to invite all of you so all of you think I'm cool.
You know what I mean?
I want to be like, yeah, of course, you know me you can come I'm cool. I can get you shit like I like I want to
I want to I want to be like, oh my god, you guys have all been so fucking good to me
So loyal the show you always listen to Greg like I want to I
Want you all to come?
There's um, maybe there's a, like for the people who hate me out there, if you're listening
to the show and you're like, why would anyone listen to this guy or maybe you're...
At the end of the day, even if you don't disagree with me, you're not afraid of sincerity.
I'm not ever on here being insincere.
I'm being facetious sometimes, sarcastic, but it's still sincere.
I'm trying to give it up to you guys. I
Enjoy giving it up not I'm not doing it for you. I enjoy it. It's fun
Let it out tap into the fucking the the
Channel the fucking chaos inside and let it come out and it'd be funny
and let it come out and it'd be funny.
When I listen to his video, I'm like, God, this is just such unsincere shit.
Conflation, wobbly logic.
But he seems nice.
But he seems very nice.
He seems very nice.
John Woolley seems very, very, very, very nice. He seems very nice. John Wooley seems very, very, very, very nice.
Like, make a great fucking bus driver.
Oh god, that was so fun.
That was, hey dude, I'm not even bullshit you that was some of them I hate I
Hate going to dinner with new people especially when I'm with Greg cuz I just want to hang out with them and get my swerve
on and just say the just
Hear the funniest shit like just talk about the funniest shit
But when you and your brother and your son came that was crazy that was so fun that was so fun that was awesome
is that that was so fun i had so much fun with you guys what a cool family you are you guys All right.
Wednesday I could hang out with you guys forever, but I want to go do shit inside.
I'm going to go on for another 30 minutes.
Is that the rule?
If you haven't seen that Tucker Carlson clip, it's on his Instagram.
Your pussy like me, it'll freak you out.
He basically says, he basically says in that clip that we're on the brink of World War It's on his instagram. If you're a pussy like me, it'll freak you out
He basically says he basically says in that clip that we're on the brink of world war three and that fucking the two countries aren't talking
Yeah, people just want sincere conversation that's it and so you could be like
You could you could be like hey sevan's a dick or he gets so upset or whatever. He doesn't have tact or he's crass.
OK. But I I I do my best to make it.
I don't even know if I do my best.
It's sincere and logical.
This is fun. What if this is true? This is so fun. What let me show you this clip. What if this is true? You know, we should talk about this.
I should have played damn I wanted to play this one. Greg was here. If this is true.
This is awesome. Listen to this fucking drama. How does Fox get this stuff? Is this even
true? DNC advisor confirmed what we all suspected. Biden endorsed
Kamala to tank the coup.
Do you agree that Obama and Pelosi did not want Harris?
I know they didn't. Obama and Pelosi were both hoping for a
primary instead of a coronation, so to speak. I do know that
Obama was carefully vetting Mark Kelly, the senator from
Arizona. I know there were other names on his list.
President Biden essentially preempted that by issuing his endorsement
30 minutes after he dropped out.
Biden's not the only one.
Do you remember that?
So she dropped out.
Biden endorsed her and Obama didn't endorse her for weeks.
And I guess they told Biden not to endorse her because they wanted to bring someone else in
But that was Biden's way of saying fuck you Nancy and Obama for kicking me out
How crazy is that
That's so fun. That's like fucking you say there's high school shit going on here
By the way, let me finish this then I want want to ass pound some people. Just had enough of Barack.
Radar online is reporting that George Clooney is fuming that Obama tricked him into shivving
Joe Biden with that little op-ed in the Times.
George feels he stepped up and took a bullet for the team.
And now everyone's complaining about the bloodbath.
George became the face of the Hollywood liberals by directly calling for
Biden to end his campaign and throwing the whole process into chaos. He thinks Obama
should come forward and say that George did the right thing. And it isn't his fault that
it didn't work out, but he doesn't expect that'll be forthcoming. And it's left George
feeling like a patsy. A top DNC advisor confirmed what we all suspected.
Biden endorsed Kamala to tank the coup.
Do you agree that Obama and Pelosi did not want Harris?
I know.
Dude, it's so good. And this lady right here is a Democrat who works for the DNC. I think
I want to say I saw her in another interview. She said she raised 50 million dollars herself for the DNC and she said
the spending there was completely out of control just complete utter fucking
mismanagement and I don't know if I believe that like that like listen I
don't know if spending 10 million dollars on Beyonce's mismanagement I
don't know I don't know what she charges I don't know spending 1.8 million dollars on Beyonce's mismanagement. I don't know. I don't know what she charges.
I don't know spending 1.8 million dollars on Eminem doing Doris for his mismanagement. I really don't.
But hey, dense updates. God, what she's like single-handedly carrying the sebon podcast station now. Thank God for her What a score we had having her participate
She
Uh, she made this video
Uh, it's the most recent one, um, let me pull up this comment someone wrote.
God, there's so many fucking crazy comments.
Someone wrote, the price point of CrossFit is insane.
What do you mean free?
Did a shitload of you guys do it for free? Like I did it free for years. I just went
to the website. What are people talking about? I've also paid fucking affiliate fees for
years at different affiliates also. I get it. I get it. It's a fucking commitment, but you can do it for free.
Okay, this is what someone wrote.
Listen to this, ready?
Someone wrote this in the comments.
I am a CrossFit fan.
I've never done it, never been.
You guys as a community do your best
to push fans away from your sport.
Not sure why I watch all the major events. I don't know what they're talking about. But I don't know if you guys
follow if any of you follow any other sports. I know a bunch of you follow football and
stuff. If you want to go down the rabbit hole, the drama is crazy. There are these three
YouTube accounts and they put out video at least once a day that's 10 minutes long.
That's like Denise's stuff dense updates.
And I watch all three of them every single day.
It's like Conor McGregor seen in a bar falling down.
Kamaro Usman is he a pussy for not fighting Hamzat Shemenev.
It's like there's a UFC lawsuit goes into its eighth year.
Former UFC champion dies of a heart attack. It's just like, are you kidding me?
Drive people away? Listen, if anything, the stuff that's put out, that's
like this, that keeps you up to speed on just the social mei lu. It is it only helps the games.
It only helps the games. How about what Pat Velner said yesterday?
I'm paraphrasing and I know Pat so it sucks to just be just shitting in his fucking bowl of Cheerios all the time
He's been nothing but great to this show and to me
But he there's two things that
There's two things that I just can't even fucking believe
One basically I'm paraphrasing watch the coffee pods and wads interview
He basically says hey, no one has to get heated everyone settle down
Like it's it's not like it's not as intense as you know He's like it's not a big deal like we can all work together people can have different opinions
motherfucker you guys asked for the fucking
firing of the founder and creator and the
CrossFit games the face of CrossFit and the only person with any fucking voice of sincerity or fucking
Authenticity who works at the fucking company?
Tell me to fucking take it easy
That's what you're fucking insane, dude
Yeah, it's no fucking big deal to you
and Yeah, it's no fucking big deal to you.
And then the other thing that he said was nuts.
He said, the people who are speaking on the topics of the things that go on at the games
don't know what goes on in the back and don't know the experience of the elite crossfitters.
Then when Pedro push him and says, can you give me some examples, he said, no, we're
not going to tell you any of the examples of the shit that goes on back there that's
fucking bad because the internet will tear those people apart.
They don't owe to tell that story to anyone.
Look, we've already lost a bunch of young girls who can't handle what's going on on the internet.
So wait a second, there's horrible,
first of all, Pat, I talk about it all the time
and I have way more experience back there than you do.
Way more.
Way, way more, different, but way more.
Way, way, way, way, way more. You that that's the woke talk.
It's really, really bad, but I can't tell you.
So you fill in the blanks like what's going on back there?
Are people getting diddled?
People are injured and a forklift picks them up and just throws them over the fence?
You think Emily Rolfe thinks it's really, really bad when Sean Rocket saved her fucking
life?
It's just crazy.
It's more of that stuff where putting stuff out there and then just letting people who hate, who just have an ax to grind
and just wanna hate fill in the blanks.
You wouldn't believe what my wife did last night.
It's really bad.
I can't tell you, but you know, you know.
No one else would know more than me
because I'm with her more than anyone else, but it's bad.
And I would tell you,
but I don't wanna get criticism for it.
Listen, imagine the stress, pick your athlete,
that they've experienced in CrossFit versus Simone Biles.
The pressure.
I want to grow the sport, I don't want pressure and I only want accolades.
That conversation he had with Pedro, and and then of course Pat is so nice and
So well spoken
That people in the comments are like man. I really love Pat. Wow. That was really great
I wish we had more people like him who were calm and of sound mind. He didn't fucking say a fucking thing
My favorite was when He said hey, are you going to, are you going?
He said, hey, Pat, so if you did do the CrossFit Games this year and you went to the open,
is there a chance you'd go to one of the semi-finals or one of these open events like in Australia
at Torian Pro, since you can go anywhere you want now, just to see and check it out and
see what it's like
and Pat said
Basically, no, I can't I don't think so. I don't think my wife would like that
Let me explain something to you. If you're not sure if you're a professional athlete or not
Here's the litmus test if you have to ask your wife
if you can go to a competition
You are not or your husband, you have to ask your husband or your wife to go to a competition. You are not a professional athlete. That's
one of the litmus tests. That's it. That's one.
If you can't handle what's being said on the internet, you don't want the sport to
grow.
Yeah. Yeah, he was celebrating, he's like wooly, he was celebrating the fact that he had, we
knew that they were going to do the corporate playbook even before they did it.
On Monday they announced the information that was non-information about Lazar Djukic's
death and then a week later they announced the game stuff in
order to drown out the news cycle. It's like, okay.
Everyone said that.
I have not bathed Greg.
That is 100%... Sebi bathes Greg also. I would bathe him, but I have not bathed Greg. That is 100%...
Sebi bathes Greg also.
I would bathe him, but I have not bathed him.
I've bathed other grown men.
I've cleaned the dingleberries out of a fucking man's ass many times.
Not many men.
One man, but many times. I bet you there's not, is there one, is there just one of you who will stand up and tell me you have also bathed the dingleberries out of a man's ass?
I didn't see it as gross.
I saw it as like, hey, like this dude can't reach back there and like, I'd clean that out.
I cleaned his ass like I want mine clean
Did you ask Haley if you could go play with Greg this weekend no, I did not
But
But if if she would have said
No, if she if I told my wife I was gonna do something and she said no, I wouldn't do it.
I mean, she doesn't say that, so it's fucking pretty easy for me to say that.
My wife chimes in, but I wonder if she thinks this, but I think I make all like the...
Anything I... I think my wife probably makes more decisions in our life than I do,
but when I... but God, I don't know if that's true. I don't... I don't... I don't...
Whoever makes the decisions in mine and my wife's relationship. We always just go with it
You know what I mean
like if she's like
Hey, we're having hamburgers tonight. I'm not like no I want fish or if I'm like, hey, can we have fish tonight?
She's like sure
Or like my wife's like hey
I want to go to Newport for my birthday and hang out with Sarah down there and hang out down there with all the kids
I'm like sure or my wife's like even before she was my wife. She was like, hey, I want a kid and I was like, okay
So if I'm just like hey
I'm going to basically what I told her was I said hey I
Got something crazy to tell you she's like what I told her was I said, Hey, I got something crazy to tell you. She's like, what?
I'm like, I'm going to spend a thousand dollars on two tickets to the 49ers game this weekend
so I can go hang out with Travis and Tyson because Travis called me.
Tyson Bajans dad called me and he's like, Hey, come to the game.
And I was like, so I'm going to go do that.
I know it's crazy.
She said okay and So then
Then at the same then Greg asked hey, will you come to Atlanta with me I
Was like, okay
So I just told my wife I'm going because I live just down the street from the 49er game
I guess the Bears are playing the 49ers this weekend. It's like two-hour drive for me
Niners this weekend. It's like two hour drive for me. So I really just want to go just hang out with, I would just love for Avi to see Tyson Bajan again and hang
out with Travis. Travis is so funny.
So that's how that's how it works It how it would drive me crazy if I had to discuss things with my wife
Like if I were like hey i'm going to the 49er game
It's gonna be a thousand bucks and she were to say to me. Are you sure?
That's a good allocation of our resources. I would fucking
I would go bonkers
Now let me tell you i'm glad part of me is glad I'm like, Greg will take care of me
like I'm a fucking baby.
He'll have a driver pick me up from my house, take me to the airport.
He'll be at the airport.
We'll go to the Four Seasons.
He'll feed me.
I'll pay for my hotel room, make sure I got the fast internet so I can do Kill Taylor
on Saturday morning, do Jack Dalenla Maddalena on Friday night my
amazing podcast on the binge bros my new show with Andrew Hiller
if I'm missing a toothbrush she'll buy me a toothbrush so that's good I like
I like all that So, would I bathe him?
Yeah, I'd bathe him.
I got in trouble.
But does she come back later and tell you something she's going to do and you'd normally
say no to?
No, there's never.
That's a great question.
First of all, there's two things that she's the only time I ever got kind of like I got
a little slap on the wrist is I came home with a motorcycle once from the Harley dealership
and I got like a hey, did you really need that?
And then I, another time when we were living in a 400 square foot apartment,
I tried to set a wrestling arm wrestling table up in the living room.
And she said, Hey, you can't do that.
I did it for a little while anyway.
And then she made me take it down.
And when I mean a little while, I mean like two months. And that she was probably right.
I mean, just sat there.
I probably arm wrestled her like 10 times and that's it.
Never even got used.
My wife and I never do ever.
And so many couples I know do this and it's Crazy, they keep score. I do that is fuck that sounds like a very slippery slope
You know what? I mean my keep score. I had the kids last Friday night when you went out with your friends
You need to watch them this Friday night so I can go with my friends
Holy fuck. I do not know how couples do that. I never keep score. Ever, ever, ever.
The only, the question my wife and I will ask each other, so this is the question my
wife will ask me because she knows it's important to me. So I'll be like, hey, it's three o'clock
and I have to take the boys to swimming and then to tennis and then to jiu-jitsu. So I'm
not going to be home till seven. And my wife will say to me, hey, have you worked out today yet?
And I'll be like, no.
And she'll be like, okay, I'll take the boys and I'm like, no, no, it's cool.
I'll work out when I get home and she's like, no, no workout now.
It's okay.
I already worked out or vice versa.
She'll be like, hey, it's like Saturday and I'm taking the boys to the beach.
And she'll be like, hey, I'm going to go with you to the beach, but I want to work out at
11 a.m. Do you care if I leave the beach for an hour?
I'm like, yeah, fuck, do it.
That's it.
That's the only one. Keeping tabs and scores is the worst.
Yeah.
Like, hey, I want to spend every second with my kids.
Like I don't even care.
Like I don't even care. Like I don't even care.
The only thing I prioritize over my kids some and sometimes
and it's more and more as I get older is sleep.
Sometimes I just have to sleep in the middle of the day. I'm just done.
I'm exhausted.
My marriage is like that, Seve only my husband puts the shopping cart away. Let me tell you something Judy, he puts the shopping cart away when you're there.
When you're not there, he ghost rides that shit from the fucking top of the parking lot
in Home Depot and aims for the front door like any good man does and pushes it as hard as he can and watches that thing cruise 200 yards
across the parking lot aiming for the front door. That's what real men do.
That's what I do.
And I've never made it. I've only hit cars in the parking lot when I do that.
I've only hit cars in the parking lot when I do that
I'm oh and
632 for ghost riding shopping carts at 200 yards across the Home Depot parking lot aiming for the front doors
The rest of you pussies put them away in the carts I fucking push mine back into the facility. Well, I try to. Yeah, that's what straight guys do. Thank you. Thank you. That straight guys, gay guys, push
their shit into the fucking cart, into the corral. I put straight guys aimed for the fucking door and launch that shit.
Sometimes I put a $50 bill in there just for the damage it does to the car. Not what I meant, but okay, I know, I know, buddy.
Sometimes I just have to, I know, Ryan.
Sometimes I just have to pull the, I have to edit so that I feel good about myself.
Sometimes I have to delude myself.
I know, I know what you meant.
Barry McAulkner, he don't even fuck around.
No corrals, no front door. He just tries to pick off Mexicans as they exit Home Depot.
Take that.
Sevan, you're wrong.
Gays actually literally try to push shit back in.
Good point. Mr. Lang. So the show is on in my office and two assistants just said
this Seve dude really doesn't put his card away. I'm trying to think if I really don't.
It doesn't even matter to me. I mean, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
I mean, I never leave it in the spot, guys.
I kick it up on the curb.
Sometimes I take it back to the door.
Sometimes I hand it off to some fat old lady
that needs it to fucking lean on and get to the front.
I just don't care.
I just do what works for me.
My kids are reaching that age where I can tell them, if's close enough I can tell them to put it back. I put the baskets away. I don't leave the baskets
under the, you know, some people leave the baskets and I'm okay with it. I don't, I
under the, at the register, there's a spot like where you can tuck your basket.
And the gas station I shop at, it has a store. It has a store in there.
And that shopping cart, I always do put away,
but I mean, it's just so,
as you leave the store, I take my bags out of it
and leave the shopping cart there.
I'm not backpedaling. I ain't backpedaling.
How cool would that be if Joe Biden really did just endorse Kamala 40 minutes.
If that story is true, as soon as that soon as Pelosi and Obama told
fucking Biden to beat it, he endorsed Kamala to fuck them.
That is awesome.
No, you you don't leave your cart.
Mr. Kevin, listen, Mr. Kevin, listen.
Mr. Kevin, listen.
It's okay until a stiff wind blows a cart into your car and leaves a dent in the door.
I've never left a fucking cart just like out, out.
You lean it on something.
You kick the wheels up on the curb.
You push it somewhere where it's like safe.
Joe Biden doesn't return cards either.
He rides in them.
Oh, that would be amazing.
Pat Lang, I think Biden is gonna pardon Trump. That would be
so gangster if he did that. I would put some respect on his name if he did that. That would be crazy.
How about Charlamagne? I was looking at Charlemagne the God the other day and I was trying to figure out, is he
a woman that used to be a man or is he a man transitioning to a woman?
What is going on with this dude's face?
And now all of a sudden he's flipped the script and he's on Trump's dick. I'd love to put a Kai Jeremy Whirl.
I'd love to put the Kai Bosh on the old cart talk.
You're a douche.
We get it.
He looks very feminine to me.
Yeah, very feminine.
Very, very feminine.
I wonder what's going on with him. Very feminine to me. Yeah, very feminine. Very, very feminine.
I wonder what's going on with him.
Ian Beaver said, did you see the article
about the United Healthcare CEO
being killed possible assassination?
Yeah, Greg was saying that he thinks it's an assassination
from the data he's picked up from it.
Do you think I can go to a 430 class today, but if you're not feeling well, then I will take the boys to swim in jujitsu. Oh no, it's fine.
I took 20,000 milligrams of vitamin C yesterday.
Shit my brain's out.
Oh shit.
My wife just said I forgot to pay the cable bill this month and she got a text.
Fuck. I should pay that right now.
How am I always doing that? I've never paid my bills from this computer. I don't watch any porn or pay bills from the... Why do
you have cable? You have in my area you have to have cable to have the...
The um...
Uh... Bill pay, make a payment. Okay, listen. I'll be back in one minute. I have to pee. I'm doing the pee dance.
Which video should I show you?
I'm Kristi Manato. I am a just recently coined 45 year old. For over the past eight years
I've kind of been struggling to find myself again. I was just kind of hitting that low
of like not finding that happiness within myself that I've been looking for for a long
time. I just broke and I was just like, you know what, it's time to focus on me. I've
been coming here now very consistently watching my diet finally
and really starting to find myself again, find my groove again, and honestly this gym has provided
me such an outlet of positivity, has provided me an outlet of finding myself laughing again and just
like having fun with athletics. It's been such a long
time. I really feel that that has helped me progress within this CrossFit gym. I have
found friends for life. I've never felt so good about myself, my body, my body image.
So a lot more than just strength has come out of this. It's, you know, the growth of
my mind and understanding that this is my body, God gave me a strong this. It's, you know, the growth of my mind and understanding that
this is my body. God gave me a strong body. It's about damn time I tap into that and let
the world see that I'm proud of it. I'm not going to hide behind big baggy clothes because
my shoulders might be bigger than yours. It's just part of the game. In my town you have to um, where i'm at you have to have um, the cable and the internet
are like so connected or however it is to get the good internet you have to pay by your
cable. Hello, you've been feeling leave a message. Thanks.
I don't know which checking account is mine.
I have to call I have to figure out, like, I don't know what you can.
She says I keep paying the bills from her account, but I don't like I don't it says
Looks like my account
Hey hi, I saw your text about the the internet
Oh, it's for me. Yeah. Which do I, which account is mine? What do you mean?
Like, how do I know? Like I want to send the, I want to send the payment right now, but how do I know which account is mine?
Oh, it says Sevan Nien Checking.
Yeah, I never use those.
Well, how do you usually pay?
I just use this one that says, it says just business relationship.
Oh, Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
That is the one I thought you were doing.
And yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's two of them.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah.
No, it doesn't matter which one.
Okay.
Sorry.
I totally spaced.
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
He's one of those. Okay. Whatever has the most matter which one. Okay. Sorry. I totally space. Yeah, of course Okay, use one of those
Okay, whatever has the most money in it
Okay
Okay, i'll pick that one then
Okay. I love you. Okay. Okay. Love you. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Bye. Bye
All right, that's done
Fucking doing some domestic shit
I know I thought I was gonna have, and my wife has a crazy memory. I thought Jake Chapman says, what's the account number?
I thought I was going to have to tell her like some of the numbers.
What? Do you know which account is yours with you and your wife?
Auto pay? I don't know. That's probably smart. It just gives me like, you ever make a list of things to do and you put something on the list that's so easy, like throw away your
old toothbrush and open up a new one and you you put that on your list just so like you can cross something off.
That's easy to do.
That's how I feel about paying the cable bill.
Yeah. You only have one account.
Yeah. That's probably smart.
She keeps telling me like, like for the last couple of months, she's like, Hey, by the the way you paid the gardener with this with my account hey you did this with my account I'm like Jesus Christ I'm 52 how do I not know what the fuck is going on?
They're all what happened is she linked all the accounts up So now there's like all this shit to choose from.
I don't even know what's what.
I didn't know what was what before. All right.
Anything else?
Any other topics?
Anything you'd like to discuss? Ask me anything. I'd like to open up and ask me anything.
Let's do a show about me. I don't know why this DVD sitting on my desk.
Oh, you know what I was thinking about doing?
I should tell Susa this.
Let's do one more call.
Let's talk to Susa really quick. I want to give away jars of matoothing to anyone who participates in KillTaylor, but
it's what a pain in the ass that is. Who's on Glinton?
Yeah, if I'm around, I'll watch Glinton.
You reached Matt. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Thanks. Have a great day.
I have a new guilty pleasure that I haven't really talked to you guys about yet.
I'm a little embarrassed to tell you guys about it.
It's a nighttime activity
I've been doing it like 30 minutes to an hour every day
And so I don't know I don't know if I'll watch Clinton because I'll probably be doing that activity.
Oh, Taylor tearing into Coach L and his story.
Let's see what people's stories.
I can't believe how I can't believe how much and whenever I do, I'm always impressed with
how much political stuff Taylor has.
Right things for the wealthy
This chick's got a crazy body this chick was at crash if you don't follow her probably worth following her morgan porter
Shit I didn't want to do that
I'm listening to these athletes who oh, yeah, that's reposting Denise's thing. COVID most likely leaked from Wuhan lab.
Huge new tractor protest has been, God, Taylor's like me.
Biden's presidency started with him denying the existence of Hunter's laptop and is ending
with him pardoning Hunter for all the things found on the laptop.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Holy shit.
Wow, that's a great one.
Bureaucrats piling on more and more regulations.
This is the best home grown relief spearmint.
He rubs that on his tank.
Oh, what's this?
The other month when I was going after a particular athlete and coach L,
Daniel Brandon,
of brute strength programming or training.
I had a lot of people be like, oh, what's wrong with him?
What's wrong with that athlete?
What's the deal?
Here's the fucking deal.
This workout is a workout from the EMOM Co.
Great workout.
Credits to Brandon Luckett.
Smart dude. Super fit.
And then just go see the next slide.
Here's the deal. Using another program's workout is cool.
Taking a workout from.com, taking a workout from Emomco,
taking a workout from, let's see, HILR, taking a workout from Chase In see, Hiller taking a workout from Chase
Ingram, whatever, Kiefer, he's got some awesome workouts. That's great. Another
guy I've taken a workout from is Mason Mitchell, Bryson's old coach at CrossFit
Momentous. Our very own Mason Mitchell getting some love. Worth plagiarizing.
Our current coach across
the mementos that's awesome but when you take a workout you say courtesy of Mason
Mitchell and the training club or courtesy of the EMOM Co and Brandon
Luckett or courtesy of Kiefer Lamy or courtesy of Rich Froning you don't just
take a workout as your own and give it to your athletes and pretend like you
fucking wrote it especially when that's all your program is.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
It's a horrible business practice in the industry as well.
I'd also be willing to bet that Coach L didn't ask the EMOM Co. if he could take that workout
and use it and sell it to his athletes, who I think pay $375 a month for unique and
individualized and custom programming. That's not custom, bro. That's someone else's shit.
Wow. That's hardcore. Corey Leonard, I get wet every time someone mentions
my boy Brandon Luckett.
Yeah, he's a good dude.
He's a good dude.
What's up, Jose?
Jose.
Wow, well, yeah, Morgan Porter is a unit. Yeah, she's something else. She's fun stories that I find like, so hard to believe.
Like I feel like I have to call Taylor and be like, are you sure that happened?
Like, I like that doesn't even make any sense.
Like of course, like how is he not gonna get caught?
Why would you how did like what that doesn't even make sense?
It's like it's like listening to John Wooley speak it just doesn't even fucking make sense, but he says it in such a calm voice
Hello
Sevan's mad at me again. Let's dig into it.
And Jesus, dude, listen, don't conflate issues.
I am so glad you're in the ecosystem.
I'm so glad that there's people like you.
I'm so glad that you express your thoughts and words and pictures on the internet.
Some people will respond with everyone is entitled to their to say whatever they want or their own
opinion. I don't understand why they want to shut people. Dude, I'm the last person that wants to
shut someone up. Do you know the only I shouldn't say the only 99% of every single comment that
I've ever deleted is when people accuse me of deleting comments. Like someone just on YouTube the other day posted Sevon deleting comments again
on YouTube. I thought he was a all about free speech.
Delete. Like, fuck you.
Delete. Bye bye.
If you think I deleted something, at least tell me let me know what I fucking deleted.
What you think I deleted.
All right.
Oh, what is this?
Maybe there's one more thing. All right, oh what is this?
Maybe there's one more thing.
See what Tony's up to.
I haven't been watching any Tony in Cliff say he kind of rubbed me the wrong way
Okay, but about a month before all this happened
We found out from YouTube that there's new words that they want us to censor new words that you have to bleep out
Or you don't make money anymore
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Can't say fag anymore.
One of the greatest words in comedy history.
I was able to say fag on my Tom Brady roast for some reason, looked him right in the eyes,
called him a fag.
Seven time Super Bowl champion.
To me, just a fag.
I've never considered myself a very political f***.
Okay, that's good. You're back in my good graces, Tony.
Damn, that's good.
Is that true? You can't say f*** on YouTube?
I Google that.
I didn't know there were words you can't say.
Oh, I wonder if that's why my station...
I wonder if that's why my channel is getting so fucked up right now
uh Um
Uh, can you say fag on youtube?
Uh overuse of the words gay and fag, uh over
Overuse of the words gay and fag.
Can I say faggot as a gay guy? Fag behind the scenes. Can I use the word faggot as an expression in Tadak?
Can you say...
Words can't say on you. I'm assuming he has an account manager. List of YouTube demonetizes demonetized words through extensive trial and error nerd city
YouTube analyzed and CeeLo created this list of words which result in
demonetization of videos. Wow. Oh wait let me go back. What's this?
Words you can't see on YouTube.
You can have sexually explicit language or narratives, use of excessive profanity in the content, use of heavy profanity,
or sexually suggestive terms in the content title,
use of excessive sexual sounds. Um. Wow!
69, 88, 420, 666, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911 Nipple, Me Too, 18+, Two Girls, One Cup, 4chan, 8chan,
ass, asshole, asshole, ass, oh these are different spellings, ABDL, I don't even know what that is.
Aborted, abort, abortions.
These are all words that get you abuser, abusing, abusive, assessed.
I wonder why that word is on there.
Accused, acute. Wow, this is amazing.
Acne. Activated, activation, actress.
These are words that they say will affect the
Algorithm if you use them in a negative way
Adolescent
On is only wow, there's so many fucking words Al Qaeda
Alabama Hot Pocket
Alex Jones, allegations. Oh, it's just by alphabetical order. There's so
many. Wow. Wow. This is wild. Someone put this list together and ranked them on how it...
Capitalization has no effect on monetization status. This list is being updated periodically
and will change over time. Some results are outdated, might be inaccurate. These results were tested in titles only.
Descriptions and tags are less strict.
Oh, this is, these aren't words you can say.
These are words you shouldn't put in your title.
Holy shit.
That's fascinating.
I want to see if they have, um, content in there.
I think I'm going down to the C's.
There's this list is so long. It takes, I'm going down to the C's.
This list is so long.
I'm just scrolling like a maniac.
Circumcised circumcision.
Civil War.
Cleaners.
Cleavage.
Clit liquor.
You can't have clit liquor.
Clitoris clit is clit it is
Um claw cloise cluster fuck clutching
CNN wow, they don't want you to have cocaine. Wow cocaine is like highly ranked is not to use
cockfucker cockhead cocksuck cocksucker cocksuckers cocksucking. those are all like have a like a like a they rank them pretty high
I'm gonna look up a cunt
I'm like a little condoms. There's a no-go. What's this one?
consent
Don't use that in your title. Oh
Koon Koon's
Coomer Coom copy
Coronavirus corpse Coomer, Coom, Copy, Coronavirus, Corpse, Crack, Crack Whore, Cream Pie, wow you can't use Cream Pie in your title, they ding you for that.
Oh here's one, wow, Crips, wow Crips has like nine stars not to use, that's the biggest
one I've seen so far. Cum, cum guzzler, cum shot, all the
cum words. Cunnilingus, cunt liquor. These are all no-goes. Wow. They don't, the word
cunt isn't, cunt hole is on there but cunt is they have no
dinging for it.
That's crazy.
But do see.
Oh, oh trannies.
Oh, man, that's interesting.
I wonder how would I scroll faster?
I've been scrolling this whole time.
I'm only at the seas.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
Oh, command.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
I don't know how I would scroll faster.
I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I I scroll faster? I've been scrolling this whole time. I'm only at the seas.
I don't know how I would scroll faster. Oh, command F maybe tranny.
Tranny.
Two star for tranny.
Doesn't look like it's that bad.
for tranny doesn't look like it's that bad
trans tranny and trance transgender is fine transsexuals fine any other words Oh, Mr. Friend is in the house. Thrupple.
Well, is that with two P's?
One P. One P, one L.
Nope, Thrupple's not even in there.
Boy, there's going to be some great breaking news sometime soon. Another first in the
CrossFit space. Wow! If you put Osama... this says that someone said that they had
Osama bin Laden in the title and they got their video deleted.
What about Forskin?
What about foreskin? foreskin is a no no.
foreskin and foreskin is a no no.
Alright.
I will talk to you guys soon.
Have a good day.
Thank you for joining me.