The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #52 | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:45 covered. Buy Dove Body Wash today at your local retailer or visit Dove.ca to learn more and order online. Bam, we're live. Good morning. I think it's been three weeks since we've had Greg on. It's been a minute. Slater, good morning. Ryan, what's up, dude? CrossFit is better than prescription medications. Well, that's for sure Eric hey, dude jay chapman Poor and rich people go mental with uh, the decorations everyone in the middle sort of doesn't bother You mean like the outside decorations? Putting the decorations on the outside I
Starting point is 00:01:27 Saw this video Yesterday, where is it? Let me see if I can play it for you. I Thought this video explained why I never want to leave my house. Oh, here it is. I Don't really I don't do I don't do decorations. I mean I do them inside. I'll get a tree I'll wait till they're. I'll get a tree. I'll wait till they're on sale and get a tree. Check this video out here. It's a boy calling for his dad
Starting point is 00:01:51 as his dad pulls away in a truck. Yes! There is a house built out of stone. Dad, wait, dad, dad, wait. Dad, wait. Wooden floors, bars, and window sills. I love you dad. I love you too, boy. That's why I don't leave my house. That's my life right there. That's uh,
Starting point is 00:02:36 I don't know, 30 times a day. When I finish the podcast, I'm gonna walk in there. My boys are gonna bomb me. They're running around the house in their boxer shorts, they dive on me. We play this game called see an enemy where I lay on my back and then they have to try to get out. It's a little jiu jitsu practice. We must do that 10 times a day with each boy. It's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Yesterday I cut my boys, you know, the the put the cups and you pump the gun and it's just, yeah, why would I wanna leave the house if I got that going on? Hey dude.
Starting point is 00:03:11 What up? Hey man. Hey, it's been three weeks since you've been on. I know, it feels like forever. Welcome home. Yeah, thanks. Are we in a beard growing contest? My nails and beard, everything grows faster when I'm away or something
Starting point is 00:03:28 Would you think you'll shave for? Atlanta are you growing it? I think so yeah, but do they just say you know like I'm attacking now We got in at 8 38 45 last night. Oh late. And you were planning on getting in early, right? No, I don't. Oh. You know. It was what it is. Well, welcome home for a minute.
Starting point is 00:03:53 You leave again very quickly. Yeah. And I'll see you Friday night in person. Or Friday afternoon even. Did you ever see what time you land in Atlanta? I think I heard 1 30. Oh perfect. So I landed at the same time. That's killer.
Starting point is 00:04:12 We'll share a ride. Hey, did you see that Tucker went to Russia? Yeah, I watched that. Yeah. Is that scary? Why is he going to Russia again? You can get scared, but do wars start like dogs that sniff each other's butts, growl, and then all of a sudden they're fighting? Or is it something more deliberate? See, the Victor Davis Hansen model is that as the people get fat and happy,
Starting point is 00:04:58 they may lose the capacity to hold on to what they got. And the great wars have all been where some someone looked at fat and happy and thought it would be easy to take. And it was a horrific miscalculation in the end. And he talks Japan, Germany, right? Go go. So, so just let me give people that I think the Russians are believe and are largely correct that a united front against them, they would just come out so devastatingly behind. Let me see if I can find the... basically for those of you who aren't following it sounds like yesterday Tucker went to Russia to meet with their Russian Foreign Secretary Lavrov.
Starting point is 00:06:06 And when I say meet, it sounds like it's gonna be an interview that he's gonna do and that we're all gonna get to watch at home. And he's standing in Russia and he looks at the camera and says basically that to his shock, there's no communication between the United States and Russia. And yet we're on the brink of World War III, and this is, we're closer to World War III than the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Starting point is 00:06:32 And that 12 soldiers in Russia have been killed by these long range missiles, these missiles that go 180 miles that we gave to Ukraine and told Ukraine not to use. And then last week we said, okay, you can shoot them into Russia if you want. And Zelensky shot him into Russia and 12 Russian soldiers are killed. And basically, I think he even says something even stronger. He says, we are at war with Russia. We killed 12 of their soldiers and the US population doesn't know it. And we are nover blink and is cut all communications with Russia. Is that what you heard Tucker say also?
Starting point is 00:07:15 You think that's true? I mean, in the first interview with Putin, he said when they're like, you talk to Biden, he's basically, as I recall, he said, no, I talk to your CIA. Talk to the deep state. Yeah, it's funny. They bug his phone. Who, Biden's? The CIA.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Oh, yeah. Sean Lenderman, it's all bullshit. There won't be a World War III. it's all bullshit there won't be a World War III. I mean that I hope he's right. That's kind of where my instincts are at. You think there's some climates? Putin without nukes, I mean what do they have going? But he does have nukes, I mean, what do they have going? But he does have nukes. He does.
Starting point is 00:08:08 And so he's got to remind everyone of that constantly. He needs to threaten nuclear war constantly. And the more Americans fear him and his nuclear weapons and his rhetoric and his saber rattling, the more powerful the nukes he has that might not work anyways. Right. They're an absurdity of a military power. According to the Epoch Times, listen to this, according to the Epoch Times, the People's Liberation Army is terrified of any kind of
Starting point is 00:08:50 encounter with Taiwan and American equipment and expertise. And Xi Jinping could lose power over this invading Taiwan bullshit. The military wants nothing to do with it. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, that is interesting. I watched a bunch of videos yesterday of B-2 bombers and B-21 bombers dropping their payloads. It's a pretty crazy event.
Starting point is 00:09:22 It's a pretty crazy event. I saw this footage of a B-2 bomber, you know, that's the one that looks like the flying triangle. Yeah, yeah. Doing a slow fly over Miami Beach when it was packed. It was incredible footage. It like, you know what I mean? 10,000 people on the beach are like this. It looks like a UFO. John Kramer did some essential software management development and some of the systems on that thing for years. That's cool. Who made that plane?
Starting point is 00:10:03 Is it, where does he work? Can you say where he works? Arathion. Arathion. Is that a, that's a Arathion product, the whole plane or? No, no, no, no, no, no. Just like fire control system. And that's not like fire suppression.
Starting point is 00:10:15 That's a, you know, that's a weapons. Mike Sandone, we have the dumbest foreign policy right now. It's almost like they want us into World War III. A nuclear exchange is unlikely, but an escalation to include other European countries is possible. Meanwhile, one country over from Ukraine is Poland, the safest country in Europe. I keep seeing all their stats. It's crazy. Yeah, I, uh, my gut instincts, and maybe it's just part of getting old and having all these fucking kids, but I'm more and more isolationist. You mean as a country, we should, we should more and more be looking at ourselves.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Look, if someone needs to fear the Russians, I think it ought to be the French, the Germans, the British, the Italians, the Croatians, the Turks. That's who should fear the Russians. They're not coming over here. And if they did, we'd do whatever it took to kill them as best as we could, right? Yeah. But I don't know if propping up a Europe that doesn't want to defend itself so that the target looks juicier and juicier to a madman until eventually fucking American boys are
Starting point is 00:11:43 dying over there again. Hey, do you, when you like, do you, let me name some organizations, world health organization, do you believe that? Do you think it's captured? Does nothing. And do you think it's captured? It's been basically run by pharma. No, no, no, likely something worse. China? Something UN-ish.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Okay, and then so you think the UN is captured also? Yes, yeah, yes, antithetical to all American interests, I do. Yeah. It's been that way for a long time. Yeah, I'm just at the moment. They put terror countries in charge of like terror related business. It's hilarious. Like Iran, Iraq, and Syria. You can't even believe it.
Starting point is 00:12:39 It's been a joke forever. That'd get all those people out of there and fill it full of homeless. New York deserves that. What do you think about Eric Adams flipping the script, the mayor of New York? Deport people to where? To Texas? deport people to where? To Texas?
Starting point is 00:13:11 He's gonna get back at Abbott or do they, do they, does he gonna send him to Florida? I don't know what he's gonna do, but it was so, his press conference yesterday was hilarious. He's like if you want to cancel me, cancel me, but I'm the same as Hillary and Obama. He referenced them, that he's the same as them. He doesn't want illegals in his city. It's like he's talking tough, but he's still being a pussy. He can barely speak. Did he have a stroke or something? He has some sort of, he's a really slow processor. Have you noticed that about him?
Starting point is 00:13:42 He seems dumb. I wonder what kind of copy was. It'd be interesting, dude. It helped my opinion. Wasn't he NYPD, right? Yeah, I think he was the chief of police. I would, I would, it would help my opinion of them to have, hear from wizened veteran cops talk about what an incredible guy he was on the force. Like best sergeant I ever had best lieutenant ever, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:14:25 The kind of things you'd expect of a police chief? Yeah. Or hope for? You know the police chief of Minneapolis, before he was police chief, he refused to carry a gun as a cop. He said it was against his morals or religion. And he actually, he was in a bank when a bank got robbed. And he ran.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Liz Collins. He ran for mayor. That too. Liz Collins revealed that story. Holy shit. This is breaking news here. I don't was it Sean who said that someone in the comments. Daniel Garrity. Eric Adams is going to be busy for a while major CEO murdered in his city this morning. Holy shit. Oh my god. Which, jeez, guess the, yeah, Brian Thompson. That's a big story. Uh, the gunman who was wearing a ski mask fled down an alleyway near West 55th Street and remains at large.
Starting point is 00:15:54 The man is described as skinny wearing all black who stands about 6 foot 1 police said. This is a developing story please check back. Okay I will Holy shit How big is United healthcare they massive they're huge huge Hey, sevi, I bet they've already got his his termination date on his Wikipedia page Shit I think there's people that have that hobby. They want to be the first.
Starting point is 00:16:30 The company is ranked eighth on the 2024 Fortune Global 500. They have a $474 billion market cap. Wow. Oh, that poor guy. 50 years old. Oh my goodness. We don't know what happened. We don't know if he was being robbed or it was a stray.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Now they're calling it a hit. Oh, like it was done on purpose, like it was targeted. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fellow waiting outside with the backpack on was there for hours before it happened. Oh man. Oh, I'm gonna to follow this story. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:28 The suspect and the dead. Oh, no. Let me see. Do they have a name? Yeah, Brian Thompson's the name of the dead guy. No, the shooter? No, no, no. Not yet. No the shooter no no that no I get nothing
Starting point is 00:17:58 It's funny you type in murder Manhattan and another story pops up on June 25th the former executive assistant to tech CEO found decapitated Manhattan apartment They caught that guy are you following the South Korea story I am what's going on there like I read it and I like he the only the only thing that stuck out to me is the same thing that we have going on here, right? It said South Korea puts on martial law to stop communist takeover. So you're doing communist acts to stop communist takeover. I was like, okay, well, sounds about right, the Democrats playbook. I don't know, is there like a, is there a is in in the other party the president the party that
Starting point is 00:18:48 The president's not in if it's really like a two-party thing. Are they sympathetic to reunification? I Don't know. I guess that was the issue too, right? I don't know. Is there a capitulation Contingent of any size in South Korea. Like, is it okay as a South Korean to go, I think we should just bury the hatchet and rejoin with the North. And we'll do a little bit of both. We'll just do some starvation, not a bunch of it.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I don't know. You know what I mean? Yeah. Eat and be very good morning Good morning, good morning. Instead of mass executions, we'll just have mid-sized ones. Have you ever seen those videos where they reunify families that were split up when North and South Korea split? They're crazy. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:19:44 That whole concept's just horrific to me. North Korea, Russia and China watch on a crisis as it unfolds in key US allies South Korea. UNCLK declared martial law on Tuesday night that was reversed hours later following overwhelming opposition across the political spectrum. They're saying he's going to get impeached. The president? Yeah. For doing that?
Starting point is 00:20:18 Yeah. I mean, how would you unify them? With the two Koreas? I don't even know if that's quite the issue or not, but I do know that he was saying that something to that effect that there's people capitulating, enemies of the country capitulating to the North or in league with the North. Does North Korea have a sophisticated presence in the South? You know what I mean? Or is it all ham-fisted like the nerve gas shit? You mean like spies and like people undermining the government there? Yeah, I Saw a North Korean spy was caught yesterday in the United States
Starting point is 00:21:16 So they say I don't even know what to believe anymore I Am very curious what Tucker Carlson is going to bring back. And obviously the Russians aren't stupid. They're talking to him for a reason. I'm assuming you talk to, if you're Russia, you only talk to Tucker because you want to speak directly to the American people, right? Yeah, I mean, it's what he does and he lost his Fox gig. So I've always enjoyed listening to him. Years and years ago,
Starting point is 00:21:51 he was the bow tie wearing young man from Florida on CNN. He had a semi-token conservative on every once in a while. Was he a conservative there or was he a liberal? No, it was, you know, he was rational. He's good. He was a good voice. He was a good presence. Man, there's some great pictures of him when he wore the bow tie. Look at this thing. Yeah. Great looks 24.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, that's when he I guess he worked at the New York Times. Before CNN. Is that right? Yeah, it says a brief timeline of Tucker Carlson's career at the New York. Oh, no, no. Sorry, the articles in New York Times. Yeah, that's what I've seen. articles in New York Times. Yeah, that's what I've seen. And then there's Cash Patel. I heard an interview of his the other day that he's going to release the JFK files and the 9-11 papers
Starting point is 00:23:05 immediately upon entering office. He said the JFK files are going to be a disappointment for many. He said there's nothing in there that we don't already know or suspect. It hasn't been already said in the public. But he said the 9-11 papers are going to really fucking piss some people off. Well good. I know, right? Yeah. He's done some important, important revealing of things, of critical stuff, right? He was the dossier guy? Yes. Which led to the unraveling and the realization that the whole thing was a goddamn scam. All of it. All of it.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Hillary Clinton spent $1.3 million to put the dossier together. Yeah, to to interfere with the presidency. Violate the rights of a citizen violate the rights of a sitting president. It's you know, it's crazy. treasonous. It feels treasonous lie to a judge. And she was found guilty. You know, they were found guilty of that. She had to pay a fine like $135,000 or something. It doesn't matter, but I think anyone that anyone that that that demonstrates what he has, or we now know that that's that's the perfect qualification to be the next guy in charge. I'm totally good with that.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Yeah, me too. What do you this is how this is how we end up to with our with our friends at NIH and HHS the same the same the same damn concept. Did you read the story about Patel and his involvement with the SEAL Team Six flyover landing and rescuing of the hostage? Do you know that story? No. So I guess, I don't remember which country it is,
Starting point is 00:24:56 but I guess there was some country in Africa where someone was being held hostage and Cash Patel's job was to tell, was to get flyover clearance so that the Seals could land there and rescue. Let me type in Cash Patel's seal rescue. And as the mission began, they realized he, oh, Nigeria. Cash Patel was blamed for an incident that threatened to jeopardize the US SEAL Team 6
Starting point is 00:25:26 rescue mission in Nigeria during Trump's first administration. He basically said, hey, we have clearance to fly over and land when they didn't. An American named Philip Walton was kidnapped from his farm in southern Niger and brought to Nigeria. Did they rescue him? They did get them. Okay, and so what's the source on this? Who cares? I mean this one's from the, this article I'm looking at here's from the Washington Examiner. Because we can't deny the whole Benghazi thing and then worry about this for me. Oh, you froze. Remember Hillary's it was the it was the offensive movie excuse for Benghazi? No, sorry you broke up for a second my internet went down for a second. Say that again remember what? I'm saying
Starting point is 00:26:21 that I can't I can't worry about whether they had the right flyover permission or not on a successful mission, a successful rescue, and we're all still pretending like there was some confusion about Benghazi. And refresh me, what happened there? That's where the ambassador was killed and Hillary was at the heart of saying do nothing and it turned out tragic. Right. Just absolutely tragic. And then and then lied about the origins of it. Remember I'm right? I'm gonna get. Yes, yes. About this thing. Yes, yes, you're right.
Starting point is 00:27:07 It was a friend of yours that was killed. There's that. That Brett Baer did a thing on this, everyone ought to look up, it probably sits on YouTube. But they built a model, a satellite-guided 3D model, where the dudes that were there told the chain of events. And they were killing guys so fast, they were running out of ammunition. The two or three guys that were on the ground? Yeah, there were dudes on the roof, our guys.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I don't want to misquote the story, it's been long enough, but it was one of those things that was just, it was just revolting. Oh, someone's saying, is that what the movie 13 Hours was about? There was a movie already about it? Yeah, there's a lot about it. A book. And she got off, and she escaped any... Yeah, there's a lot about it. Book. And she got off and she and she escaped any Look up her role. I don't want to I don't want to miss miss speak, but watch the movie. Is it good? I'm watching too many things right now. Yeah, I've heard it is good.
Starting point is 00:28:29 My favorite fighting movie, great movie, yes. Yeah I guess people just cry afterwards. I think is that the one? It's it's it ought to be because it's that bad. Did the ambassador get killed there? Yes he did. Oh shit. It was it was as smoothly performed as the as the Afghanistan pullout.
Starting point is 00:29:03 And that's Libya, Benghazi's Libya? Yeah. Wow. People love the movie. It's incredible how well they made that movie. I cried after watching the most recent CrossFit Games documentary. Okay, we're gonna watch it then. Oh God, he got killed and they shoved the broomstick up his ass. Geez.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Oh, the ambassador. Jesus. At least they did it after he was dead. Hillary was in charge of security in Benghazi as Secretary of State. That's my understanding. I think she did nothing, recommended doing nothing. It came out worst case scenario than she lied about it. Jesus, Syria still has problems now? Syria's fighting too? The whole Middle East is a mess, huh? We were we were filming a weightlifting thing once I'm going to be very generic and don't put any names on this thing. OK, and it's this. You need so calm dude was relating at the time they were chasing these guys and we followed them into Syria.
Starting point is 00:30:30 And across the room, you can see the other guy doing this like, no, no, no. And it was all incidental to the whole. It was at Bergeners. Do you remember that? Vaguely. Can you tell me more? Can you tell me what happened? Just the guy just oops Did I say we chased this guy in this area, you know, right? Oh Shit they have fighting in the fucking capital of Syria. I Know it's a civil wars dominated international headlines for more than a decade and has now been reignited after a coalition of Syrian rebels. What a mess.
Starting point is 00:31:23 I went to Syria. It was awesome. You came back and they asked how long you'd served in the Syrian Army, right? Yeah, that was a different trip. I came on another trip when I came. I mean, I had been to Syria, but then on another trip, I went through customs and in secondary,'re like go to secondary I said okay I think it was in Los Angeles or Miami it was in Miami it was in Miami and they said how long have you been in the Syrian army I said I've not they said well how long have you served with the Syrian army I said not and they said what were you doing with the Syrian army I'm like I'm not they're like all right third dairy whatever third dairy is and they
Starting point is 00:32:01 fucking were so insistent that I was part of the Syrian army that I somehow worked there. I Was like hey dude, and I think I had a beard at the time like hey, dude I could shave and all this will go away like They were so convinced that I had worked in the Syrian army. I Told you that story my dad and I drove into Syria from Lebanon. We were at the border. There was no one else fucking crossing the border. We drove. And there's a sign there. So there's Lebanon, and then there's like a no-man land, right? I had never seen this between countries. There's just a whole section where it's like, you know, five or 10 miles of just nothing, and then you get to Syria, right? It's like this buffer zone. And so as we go into Syria, there's a sign there that says welcome to Syria. So I get out of the car and I asked my dad to take a picture of me.
Starting point is 00:32:50 And my dad has taken a picture of me and then he puts the camera down. I'm like, what's up? And I turn around and there's a guy pointing a gun at me. He's like, you can't take a picture in front of that sign. Like I can't take a picture of her. Welcome to Syria sign. So he can't take any pictures at the border. He's talking to my dad in Arabic. That's how welcome you are. I know, it was crazy.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Welcome to Syria, put your hands up. Yeah. And there was like nothing there. There was nothing there. It was just nothing, just a sign. You know what I mean? In like a box that a guy sat in. I miss traveling with you.
Starting point is 00:33:29 No, we're going to do. But I also hate travel. I'll just going to reaffirm that too. But if you got to travel, you're the perfect, perfect companion. And I can tell you why. Please. It's like, it's a skill set. Please. It's like, it's a skill set. It's a skill. And you there's things you learn not to do, you know, like when you're when they call
Starting point is 00:33:52 your boarding group to go get in line at Starbucks. Right. Right. Right. Yeah, you and I do have that in common. We like to get on the plane and get situated. Et cetera. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah. Don't don't don't see how many of the shit in your bag rules you can violate. Right. Right. Don't bring the gun. When you know it's cool, we were flawless. I mean, we were to Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, they're fucking flying fucking places. Wow, thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:33 We did that so well and yet we still had bizarre interaction. Like the time they grabbed Dave in Canada and squirted out all his toothpaste and shit. Yeah, stay and I left I remember when Dave got grabbed. I was like what the fuck he'd rather go to Saudi Arabia than Canada Only because of how they treated him Um, i've been i've gone to canada five five times, four times I've had to go to secondary, even the first time I went in the eighth grade with my dad when we drove in, we had to go to secondary. But the one the one time I that I didn't have to go to secretary
Starting point is 00:35:16 secondary is the time I flew in with you. We didn't have any customs. We flew in on a private plane. We landed in Toronto past 10pm.m. They said customs goes home Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah It's a there's your tip everyone flying after 10 that everyone left Hey never they took my bag from me and Great Britain. Yeah, that was amazing That was then demanded to know what was in it. I had to tell him I have no fucking idea. You just took in that little room with the
Starting point is 00:35:50 two fucking no windows and shut the door. Hey, you know, they never do you remember they didn't even search your bag after that after you refused to comply. It said fuck you Americans get out of here. Yeah, threw it at me. He threw my bag at me. Two handed. Yeah, we got I got called an ugly American. Yeah, that was awesome. Because I didn't know what was in my bag after he took it. All his friends in the back room. I thought for sure we were going to miss our flight and have to do strip down.
Starting point is 00:36:21 And instead, they went the opposite way. They just said, fuck you guys, get out of here. have to do strip down and instead they went the opposite way they just said fuck you guys get out of here i remember you had the temper tantrum in in dubai and i thought they were going to execute you out in the desert instead when security showed up they made them give you your thing back and we got on the plane i was afraid to even stand near you dude. Oh shit. Hey, I had a temper tantrum going both ways.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Do you remember that? Flying there, they tried to take a bag from me and I lost my shit and then flying home, I lost my shit. I think we flew out of SFO and I started yelling at the people. Hey, Will told me 80% of the places he goes, he knows he'll never he would never come back. And I said, man, that's that's quite a sport. You know, you mean like, visit Hawaii and be like, fuck, I'm so I could stay here if I didn't have to go home and take care of my kids.
Starting point is 00:37:25 No, they know when he travels foreign places, and he's not quite like you, but a lot like you and I. He's been to a lot, a lot of places. And he says that 80% of the time, he knows he'd never come back. What do you mean by I'm getting lost on the he knows he'd never come back thing? He just he check it off. Like, you know, Oh, Oh, Oh, never visit again. Okay. Saw Morocco not going back.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Right. Right. It's a check in the box. Even if it was a good experience, but if you come back, I don't think so. Yeah. You know, and I'm thinking that's it. That's an interesting hobby or sport or. It, I don't know if that sits right with me.
Starting point is 00:38:10 As I get older, that number gets higher and higher and higher. Like Paris at 20 is awesome. New York City at 20 is awesome. If I never went to New York City again now, it would be fine. The only reason I'd ever go back there is like, if you had a speaking gig or to show my kids.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Say the trip we took from Heathrow to the Four Seasons in what's it Park Lane was a 20 miles ish and it took two hours and something from oh in London. Yeah. And as it each, when we were on the major thoroughfare, going five to seven miles an hour, whatever it was, just appalling traffic. But the street stretched as far as you could see. And at most intersections, it was that way to the left and the right.
Starting point is 00:39:02 And it's the nicest, cleanest, big stretch of big city I've ever seen anywhere. And I don't think you could put a composition of America's finest downtown and get a stretch that looks anything like that. Just like no homeless people, no broken down cars, no boarded up buildings, and shit like that. Commerce and foot traffic and trains and I don't know, it just did, it was a thriving, bustling, clean, you know? And no matter who you touch, you should see,
Starting point is 00:39:37 and like, yeah, I didn't see that part. But what I'm gonna tell you is that there's a 20 mile long stretch that is, it looks rodeo drive times 10 but 20 miles instead of instead of a block you know. Meanwhile when we went to go to that football game in Los Angeles I landed at the airport the entire drive to my hotel and then the entire drive to SoFi Stadium looked like fucking India. I can't even believe what's happened to LA. It's just shanty towns everywhere under every bridge along every freeway. It wasn't like that 20 years ago at all.
Starting point is 00:40:20 The coolest part of the soda tour was traveling to some of the seediest, grungiest, shittiest places of New York under the, along the canal or whatever it is, the LA River. And a lot of it under freeway, remember? And the seedy element we saw and large groups of young men in their late teens, early twenties with nothing to do but stand around under
Starting point is 00:40:45 the freeway. And the immunity that was conferred by the obvious looks of our federal agents who were armed in the bike ride. Do you remember I got a flat? Yeah. And I got a flat tire and got separated from the pack. And when I called my Uber driver he's like what are you doing in this part of town? Like I got a flat, he's like you cannot be here. Excuse me, Daddy. Do you know where the baby's salt thing is?
Starting point is 00:41:18 No I don't honey. I'll look for it, I think the elf got it. It's like a white bear. Okay well I'll come look for it in a little bit. Okay, mom has to know where it is. Okay. She wants salt. It's a stocking to put over the fireplace. Something's missing. That voice is amazing angelic yeah Jeremy world it's a shame how us blacks are treated. Hey, Seve. Yeah horrible I've told you this story before but when I filmed that movie desert runners and we were Egypt
Starting point is 00:42:00 it was like a two-week race and we're three days into the race and it was like a two-week race and we're three days into the race and Fucking 10 Toyota, whatever. I don't know what they're called starts with an H high cliffs or whatever I looks high lux roll out to the desert and they they're holding up a picture of a guy and It's the one Jewish guy doing the run He's like everyone looks over at him and they're like you can't do this and they grab him and fucking throw him out of the country It's crazy I spent probably three hours in customs when I landed in Egypt
Starting point is 00:42:40 Whole airport had emptied out they were just tripping on my camera, just tripping. You know what? My mom worked for a black electrical engineer with a large laboratory at Hughes, who had a slew of patents and major contributions in the world of antennas and phased array radar. Was a significant baller engineer at JPL. And a black guy, black guy born in the country.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Yeah, yeah. And then left engineering to become a megastar realtor and after being told that no one's's gonna hire a black realtor at Century 21 school. But Jimmy Wadd found some video of him explaining kind of his views on life. And it's actually stunning footage. And it's cool that my mom would remember him as one of the most brilliant and level-headed men of all the thousands of scientists that we knew at Hughes. Can I show you the clip? Yeah, please. Hey, did he work for your, did your mom work for him before she worked for
Starting point is 00:43:57 your dad or after? No, my mom never worked for my dad, but they worked in the same, you know, missile systems group at Hughes Aircraft Company, and as did Ken Kelly. That's a guy's name. Do you want me to pull up the video? You want to tell me to tell me what's a Google? Yeah, let me see if I have it right here. So let me see if I can just send it to you by text.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Oh, it's a it's a clip or it's a link. It's a little clip. Okay. And I don't know where they got it. But sometimes I have my friends are resourceful. Here it is. Sometimes I have issues. Getting on to give it to you right now audio on clips. Hopefully have the right settings. But the guy had a...
Starting point is 00:44:50 I don't know, I wouldn't want to speak for him because he was pretty eloquent. And I just sent it to you via text. I'm waiting for it to pop up. He was a beloved man in our household. Andrew Hiller is in Canada doing some filming. And he tried to go to the ABC news website to watch news and it says, people in Canada cannot see this content.
Starting point is 00:45:27 God, they have that. Do you know about what happened over there? Probably not. You probably can't tell it. They have something there where I think if you're a news organization and you publish on the internet there, you have to pay some sort of fine or tax to the Canadian government. And so all these news organizations are refusing to play that game with them. They're trying to basically, you know, extract money out of the internet. It's weird. It's not showing up. It's not showing up. Let me see what's going on. Yeah, I heard it go ding.
Starting point is 00:45:59 That was on my phone. I need it to show up on my computer. Oh, this is good. This is so it is a YouTube. Yeah, that's that's awesome. Let me see if I can text it to myself. I don't know why it's not popping up on my Yeah, Canada is a weird place. You saw the meeting between Trump and Trudeau? I heard. And Trump told them, hey, you could be the 51st state.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Geez, what's going on here? Why isn't this? Let me see if I can. I'm just going to search for it. This hasn't happened before. You know what? I'll fire it up and grab the link. I got it. Video of Ken Kelly.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Video of Ken Kelly. Is it started at the video of Ken Kelly YouTube? It's a long video. Oh, there's so many Ken Kelly's fucking YouTube. Oh There's so many Ken Kelly's fucking YouTube that's it though. That's the I have to find a better I have to go to this guy's YouTube station. Hold on mark We and Hold on. Mark. God, this is really bizarre that I can't find this. Here's what I think I can do this look just share it this no way I'm gonna open it in YouTube and copy the link that shows and I'm gonna put that in you here oh in the private chat yeah yeah yeah that would be good a two old guys trying to do computer stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:26 That's what it is. That could be the name of this show. I'm going to shut the guy out. Is the whole thing on this guy? Yeah. It's an hour and 35 minutes. I didn't watch it all, I'll be frank, but I will. I thought I'd show it to my mom when she came over next.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Greg, I look at the, look at the, did something pop up in the private chat for you? Yeah, you want me to put it there? Yeah, paste the link there. Okay. It's really, it's a trip. My text isn't linked up with my computer and my phone. That's never happened. Here we go. Got it. Here we go. Got it.
Starting point is 00:49:34 It's only then that kinds of arguments to try to make it make sense. Can you hear it? But after a while, we learned that you can go and talk to somebody until you're blue and you think you're getting through by your words, but they have their guard up. And so they will sit and listen to a lecture for an hour or so, and they'll go home. They'll feel good about having listened to someone, but they go right back to their patterns. You can't do anything from outside. You must be inside any institution to affect it.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Because it's only then that they put their guard down and you become, one of the arguments about integration is, well, it's bad for business. But when I got my first job in the valley, in this white valley, the instructor for Century 21 said something to the effect, well, you can go out there, but you won't get any business. Again, that's his perception. In that Century 21, my first Century 21, I became the top broker, top commission, top commission. And I just went out, again, this business about your attitude.
Starting point is 00:50:42 That guy may have felt I wouldn't get any business. I knew I would. I mean, I had no experience to prove it. But beliefs, beliefs makes such a difference in one's life. I knew that I could sell real estate. And I did. And it's only the belief that made it possible. What a great story of not playing the victim. Well getting patent after patent after patent to
Starting point is 00:51:08 Hughes Aircraft Company for antenna and transmitters. Damn. This is cool. Is this worth watching the whole thing? Yeah I don't know. I bet it will be for me you, but I have a bias that he and Loretta and Ron and David, that sons were over regularly. Oh, so your mom not only worked for him, but he was a cool boss. She said that her favorite person at the whole Hughes aircraft company practically, certainly her favorite boss by far far She also is the only person that she worked for that she'd never heard say anything cross or raises voice or Always her perfectly wonderfully rational and kind
Starting point is 00:51:56 Janiece young good morning We can't see news because Canadian government says the social medias Should pay the news for their media and social mediaias like you're not taxing content fuck you What a crazy thing to do to your citizens Noodles I love you, Greg. Thanks, Nudes. Oh yeah, Barry, we talked about that in the beginning of the show. Did you just hear about the United Health CEO that was shot outside the hotel?
Starting point is 00:52:37 It's crazy. Greg, have you heard about Trump's homeschool credit? No. Supposedly, oh, now it just came in. Supposedly, he's going to give a $10,000 credit. Tax credit? Yeah, homeschool. Can anyone homeschooling?
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah. And with the DOE budget? It's such a great workaround. You know, if they're not going to let you choose, just make the incentive so great to homeschool that if you're on the fence, it just pushes you over, right? I don't Don't I don't here's an article. I don't know if this is true It says homeschool groups have concerns about president-elect Donald Trump's proposed tax credit. Oh as Illinois lawmakers look at regulating the practice, of course they do of course they do and I read that you know what they
Starting point is 00:53:42 Say our trouble is are concerned that it's gonna damage the public schools. I think we don't give a fuck. Yeah, this stinks of teachers unions, this article. Where is this at? Advantage News. Trump says I will do everything I can to support parents who make the courageous choice of homeschool, said Trump. I will work to ensure that every homeschool family is entitled to full access to the benefits available to non-homeschool students,
Starting point is 00:54:09 including participating in athletic programs, clubs, and after-school activities. Listen, right now Illinois is one of the most free states in the nation, liberally allowing us to homeschool as we wish. Yeah, right. Now we'll keep going, get to the downside. It says, it says conservative homeschoolers who don't even want to take that money because they claim it will put them on the radar for the government. If I take the tax credit, then they'll know I'm homeschooling in case they do pass regulation. I don't want to submit to that. That's why I'm not taking the money in Arizona. Yeah. And I take the money here and it is, and they, and we do have to do like, you know, monthly checks and shit. And it is invasive. You know what I mean? Like someone comes to the house and like sits with your kids
Starting point is 00:55:05 and... But it's cool, our person's cool. The person we interface with at the state is so awesome. Look at the abuse in Chicago Public School System itself, said Smith, sexual abuse going on by administration with our students. Are you kidding me? Get your own house in order before start saying homeschoolers need to be regulated? So there's a threat there hanging over our heads. Oh, yeah, that was another one of the reasons They were saying that kids that are homeschooled are more subject to sexual abuse
Starting point is 00:55:41 Than other abusive situations Yeah, this article doesn't say shit. It's more like, hey, we want to take away your freedom of choice based on some hypothetical bullshit. Growing the bureaucracy of education. Teachers and unions are essential to that. There's this, I've heard Trump say it before. I don't remember what, I think it was about the Department of Education, but we really are at this point where
Starting point is 00:56:17 what could be worse than what we have? So the Department of Education was installed in 1979 by Jimmy Carter and education was going up, test scores were going up until the actual day that organization was put in power in the United States government, that agency, and then it's been just a straight down ever since a decline is what the graph shows. And it's like, you know, you could use that. Of course, there's going to be more abuse if you leave the kids at home, but as opposed to what? So as opposed to just the horrible shit that happens at schools.
Starting point is 00:57:08 They're looking, it sounds like they're looking for a connection between Fonny Willis and Jack Smith. Have you seen that? They're asking for communications between the two. Jack Smith was the guy pressing charges on Trump in New York and Fonny and she Georgia? Yeah, I think something like that came out in the trial. That there was some work between the two of them that was unethical? Yeah, I don't know. Was there some hint that she was being directed from the Biden administration?
Starting point is 00:57:34 And when they asked her about it, she denied that there was any comms, and now they're requesting for comms. And I guess her response was, and she didn't respond to it in the 30 days past that she had to respond to it And I guess what she's saying now is well the requests were done improperly And they're racist well always it's always racist She's a piece of work Pat Lang I'm so tired of people saying public schools are the problem. It's the fucking parents doing a lousy job,
Starting point is 00:58:07 has nothing to do with their third grade teachers. Pat, the only place I would like maybe walk it back, like of course they're both at fault, but don't forget the teachers unions are completely corrupt. They're for the teachers even at the cost of the kids. Don't forget what happened in COVID. And to me, teachers unions and teachers are synonymous. before the teachers even at the cost of the kids. Don't forget what happened in COVID. And to me, teachers unions and teachers are synonymous. I just make it's one.
Starting point is 00:58:33 They fought to keep the schools closed while the private schools and the private school teachers were open. It is the teachers. It doesn't, I'm not excluding the parents, but. I'm in somewhat an agreement with them. Go on. I think the public schools are a reflection of the public.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Okay. There's a, the side that just lost this presidential election would end up teaching where I would need to do more erasing than allowing to stand pat. I don't want to take my kids down to two plus two equal five. Daddy has a vagina fucking road. I think I heard something like 87% of the teachers in the public school system are libtards. Are the two plus two equals five crowd? Of course they are. the public school system or libtards are the two plus two equals five crowd of course they are of course they are
Starting point is 00:59:58 every kid is different I knew plenty of kids who went to public school. Uh, the, who, uh, sorry, I went to public school. I can't read this. I mean, I'm not suggesting that every kid who goes to into public school and comes out as a fucking shit bag. I mean, fucking probably 99% of us went to public school. bag. I mean, fucking probably 99% of us went to public school. What I'm what I'm saying is that given the opportunity to opt out, what a glorious, wonderful opportunity it is. And from that perspective, you look into what was going on and it makes it even more wonderful. It's a nine-hour day of learning a third of the rate that could be done in two hours a day.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Right. Right. And I don't, I blame the parents, I blame the teachers, I blame the structure, I blame the size of the classroom. There's a lot of things to blame, but it's easier to opt out. This is the first sincere thing I've seen Jake Chapman ever write. Pat's role here is vital. Whether you agree with him or not, it's important to have different takes. Damn, look at you, Jake. Being a teacher and liberal does not equate to being a person trying to indoctrinate a kid. Being a teacher and liberal does not equate to being a person trying to indoctrinate a kid It's just not like that no matter what the right wing wants you to think
Starting point is 01:01:51 There is a majority of this group that falls into this pattern whether they agree with it or not the two plus two is five or That all white people are racist. They don't stand up to that that they allow it to happen They're cowards. They want to fit up to that. They allow it to happen. They're cowards, they wanna fit in. They swim in the direction of the school at all times. Like school of fish. I believe that large chunks of the less considerations for how the world works and operate are no less than fictional biases,
Starting point is 01:02:31 and they don't see them as that. And I don't want to be confrontational, but I would imagine that most teachers feel very, very comfortable teaching anthropogenic climate change, that man is wrecking the environment and there's something we can do to save it. And I think that's just an assumed given. And it's patently false. I've been listening to a ton of public radio and like FM and AM radio all throughout Santa
Starting point is 01:03:06 Cruz in the last six months and every story about the environment starts with the you have to you the story won't make any sense to you unless you come to it with the presupposition that man is destroying the planet by driving cars. You have to believe that or else the story and they don't need and everyone does right. You just buy it hook Line and Sinker. People just, like they just start there. Every story starts there. Convince they don't have a bias.
Starting point is 01:03:33 It's an intellectual barricade. Yeah, exactly. It's an intellectual barricade around anything outside of their purview or ability to think? The right, the left rather puts government in a place that very many on the right put only their guard. And you're gonna get as far suggesting to a liberal the rent control creates slums and giveaways create poverty and handing out needles creates more homeless, I don't know whatever it is.
Starting point is 01:04:17 To even suggest anything like that is like trying to talk to very many right-wing people out of their Christianity or belief in Jesus Christ. It's going to fall on deaf ears and raise fear and anger. So the right has its God, whether it's Judeo-Christian origins or not, typically so. And the left has this belief in the government being the source of good things and the protector of all people. And what's needed is another government program. My dad pointed out to me all the times that Obama would make sure in a State of the Union
Starting point is 01:05:02 address, he made sure like 200 different things. And everyone shared, he said, we're going to make sure, you know of the Union dress, he made sure like 200 different things and everyone shared, he said we're gonna make sure, you know, and then I go what? Just say something good. Making sure. And what does it come out with? You get fucking hyperinflation and the brink of World War III. I mean what did, what's Joe doing for us? Is corrupt a man has ever been in American politics? And it's a direct, he's a direct descendant of the Richard Daly machine from which Obama comes. Who? Richard Daly.
Starting point is 01:05:36 No, who is the direct descendant? Biden. Oh, right. I don't know who Richard Daly is. He was the mayor of Chicago. Oh, right. And he's a kingmaker. 54th mayor of Chicago.
Starting point is 01:06:12 He had a massive heart attack at 74. Anything on him and his corrupt machine? Not on the first page. I haven't clicked anything. I bet you if I click something, just corrupt as shit. Yeah. Chicago style. Uh, I'm not saying there's not teachers that try to indoctrinate kids. I'm just saying it's like good cop, bad cop argument. 99% are good. I'm not talking about whether they're good or not. I'm telling you though, they are they are 99.9% indoctrinating kids and putting an intellectual barricade around them pointing them in the direction They're already studying, you know
Starting point is 01:06:48 The the habits of fleas on the back of Sasquatch's back with the presupposition that Sasquatch exists and it's everywhere White man is bad. That's just they want that just to be accepted so that you can you don't even you can't it would be It would be but you not even allowed publicly Pat to look back and say, is your premise before we figure out what we're going to do if white man is bad, they're already onto what the solution is and you can never look back and question the premise. That's that whole education system is built on that Pat. It's all built on premises and then they build from there. They never let you look back at the premise.
Starting point is 01:07:20 It's the way it is. I'm not suggesting they're bad people. I'm suggesting they're fucking stupid and They themselves are indoctrinated And it's the it's the same thing Greg has pointed that out in you know in oncology you know trillions of dollars being spent to a search of for the cure for cancer belt built on one premise and the other premise that a guy fucking won a Nobel Prize for in the 40s is fucking just completely ignored. And a matter of fact, you'll go to jail if you try to give solutions saying that that's the way. Go to jail. So, um, and you get effective cancer treatments
Starting point is 01:08:08 conducted in foreign country, done all under US watch, legitimate work. And you just can't talk about it. And you just can't talk about it. That was the guy. That was the guy. I had a guy on the show, a triathlete from, I want to say Norway. And he was injured by the vaccine and he could get work done in the United States to help him, but he just wasn't allowed to talk about it.
Starting point is 01:08:41 Or else he'd be in trouble with his government. Afterwards, when we got off, he's be in trouble with his government. Afterwards when we got off, he's like, I can't tell. I couldn't tell you this, this, this and this. Yeah. Dan Guerrero, two plus two is four and not five is some serious tin foil hat talk. I agree. Crazy. And listen, Greg lived in fucking the hive. He lived in LA and went to public school there. And you can come out and you can come out okay.
Starting point is 01:09:23 and you can come out okay. The liberalism that you're talking about is the kind of ethos behind the political and social climate of Santa Cruz. And it's really no less than a human tragedy. And it creates and bruises and steeps its own mental illness. Talking to my athletes in Iowa, none of that was part of their school experience. I'm grateful for it. They don't even, first of all, they don't even know.
Starting point is 01:10:02 And Iowa, Des Moines is like one of the, I guarantee you in Des Moines, they're teaching gender ideology, critical race theory. Like you can't, I wish you could say that about all of Iowa, but you cannot. Anywhere there's these people, I don't know why you guys want, I don't know why there's people in there who want to deny it. It's just the way it is. It's just, it's just, it's just the way it is. It's not, um, uh, caller. Hi. Hello. Caller. Hey, what's up dude. Hey, uh, this is a, a bit of a change of subject. Um, sorry, we'd like to stay very focused on one subject, no change in subject here. I have a question for both of you. So my dad, in a few weeks, is gonna
Starting point is 01:10:54 have a kidney transplant. He's actually going to receive the kidney from my mom. And I was there, there's not much of a protocol that they give for diet and just lifestyle in general after the surgery but what is there is like high on carbs it's just stuff that we see through and my parents are not crossfitters and they don't follow any sort of protocol like CrossFit necessarily and they don't follow any sort of protocol like Crossfit necessarily. They don't, they're not super strict with their nutrition, but they even see that that protocol that's listed is pretty outdated. And I was just wondering if you guys had any resources where there could be some compilation of good information specifically for kidney transplants. In my head,
Starting point is 01:11:43 it can't be much different than what's good for a person without a kidney transplant. Yeah, here was- I'm wondering if there's anybody. Yeah. Here's my experience. The kidney transplant patients self-identified and were told by the doctors that they were on protein restricted diets
Starting point is 01:12:02 and the protein limitations were in excess of what I was asking from the zone. Say that one more time, Greg. The kidney transplant patients that were sent to me were on by self-reporting and physicians report on protein-restricted diets, okay, to minimize the load on the kidneys. Those minimums, those maximum amounts were – that they weren't to exceed were in excess of what I was looking for in a three-block meal for someone, you know, doing the Zell. Okay. And so I was like, really? Okay. Okay. And I think I don't remember the numbers, but
Starting point is 01:12:54 to consistent with the quality of my memory on the subject, it might have been something like 30 grams it is sitting. And I'm like, that is not a problem. What are they telling them? What did you, anything stand out in specific that you saw? Did you know anything the doctors told them or the guidelines you can say here that you were like, ooh, that doesn't look good? No, I don't remember specifics.
Starting point is 01:13:22 I just remember, I looked at it briefly, but my mom said it's just really high on carbs. And yeah, I don't know if that didn't add up to me. You know what's crazy is you type into Google, what should you eat? And the AI basically says, eat protein with each meal, but then you scroll down and it says, don't eat meat. God, Google is such a mess.
Starting point is 01:14:01 What's this little thing saying? This one, nutrition after kidney transplant, this is from the University of California Davis. In the first two months after transplant, you need more protein to heal from surgery and fight infection. Protein rich foods include meats, poultry, fish, low fat or non fat milk. I wouldn't do that. Eggs, egg substitutes, beans,utes beans peas nuts tofu and other soy foods
Starting point is 01:14:28 Yeah Hey, it sounds like it's a chance for them just to get their diet really tight doesn't it Have a steak in a side of broccoli and an apple with every meal Half an apple. Yeah and go and then go for a walk Yep half an apple. Yeah. And go and then go for a walk. Yeah. Yeah, that would be ideal. Hey, why the limit of sodium? What the sodium is not good for the, why do they say that about the kidney?one's role in regulating sodium hold or excretion is limited and so you get hypertensive. And you don't want that with you. You don't want high blood pressure with your new kidneys.
Starting point is 01:15:30 So basically you're saying if you eat sugar, the mechanism that allows you to process salt gets all jacked up. It does. Sodium retention becomes a problem with chronically elevated blood sugar. You don't have that problem with euglycemia, so you quit eating all the frickin' shit that raises your blood sugar.
Starting point is 01:15:52 You stop that and all of a sudden your pee becomes salty. The sodium gets dumped. And in fact, we see this orthostatic hypotension in people that will suddenly and dramatically cut their carbohydrate intake. They get off the toilet in the middle of the night and get dizzy and pass out, actually hypotensive, low blood pressure. Hey, keep me posted on how that works. Hey, what happened to your dad's kidney? He's been in poor health for a while and diabetes and yeah, kidney disease, overweight,
Starting point is 01:16:31 hypertension, all that. And but what they think caused a sharp decline a couple years ago, because his kidney markers still weren't superb, but they weren't awful. And there was a sharp decline one month and they think it was kind of irreparable damage caused by kidney stones. And then he was just never able to bounce back from that, his kidney function at least. So they got it like a port in his stomach
Starting point is 01:16:59 in case he needs to go on dialysis real quick. But his mom died after going off of dialysis just because it was too much to go through and so they were looking for other options and kidney transplant and my mom ended up being a match and Yeah, they're going for it. Hey, are you do you and I mean I'm asking this I'm not saying this is a fact like will your mom or someone have a hard talk with them? Like hey asshole, I'm giving you my fucking kidney time to tighten up your shit like no more fucking around yeah we've all my brother and I both when we were kind of talking about
Starting point is 01:17:33 the possibilities of family we're like yeah I mean we're all for it as long as it isn't crazy damaging to my mom like she still has the prospect of a long life and and you guys want to do that, but don't squander the gift. Like this is crazy. This is crazy. Like you're literally living off of a donation from your wife. So don't, don't squander it. You got to shape up. But there have been enough alarm bells before that haven't really initiated any change. So we're just kind of at that point where we don't know if it's, we don't know how to get him to change.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Like something's got to change inside him. He's a crazy disciplined man in every regard except his physical health. What's his weakness? Not to do, I mean, literally like what food described his relationship with sugar to me. Oh gosh. I mean they, they have both of them have just super irregular eating patterns. Like my mom's healthy, but she'll eat one big meal a day and then just snacks on stuff and it used to be snack on like
Starting point is 01:18:46 candy for the rest of the day. But she's just, she's really regimented with exercise, whatever. She's not, she doesn't have at least poor health markers right now or anything like that. Like she's in good shape. She's similar in that it's just, there's no three meals a day. There's no regularity to it. But also, yeah, it's like, if we would, as a family, like, growing up, if they would change diet stuff, he would hide, you know, packs of nerds in his office and have some candy behind somebody's back. Like, he could never just cut out fully some of that stuff. I don't know. I mean, I guess it's not really limited to sweets, but I mean there is a heavy presence of sweets yeah, you know the jellies and like I said the nerds and the
Starting point is 01:19:32 whatever the sweet ropes like all that kind of stuff and then so like tart candy and then but he's also really like I Don't know vinegary salty stuff, too also really like, I don't know, vinegary salty stuff too. Yeah, but it's been a lifelong thing. He's never had a really good clean relationship with food. He's gonna have to do rehab. You know what I mean by that? Like it's gonna be like, there's gonna be a tough week
Starting point is 01:20:00 for him. It's an addiction. And in my head, I'm like, this is clearly an addiction. It should be treated like an addiction. You have to give control to somebody outside yourself because you've proven where it goes when you have the control. And even the most severe alarm bells don't change anything. I hate to say, but I feel like in that situation, someone has to be kidnapped and put out and taken out to a tent in the middle of fucking nowhere and been like, and then you just drop off a paper bag with what they can eat every day. And then after a week, they're over it.
Starting point is 01:20:36 And then you could bring them back. The good news is it can go away pretty quick, but the fucking first three days, I mean, if you live by, you have a refrigerator in your house and a seven 11 within walking distance, you're fucked. So I like to get in front of an audience of psychiatrists and tell them that diabetes is a psychiatric disorder. Take two. Yeah. I mean, that's what, Hey dude, that's what you're describing, right?
Starting point is 01:21:04 I mean, nerd's what hey dude, that's what you're describing, right? I mean, the nerds dude Nerds, I only see those on Hall on That's like that's like being addicted to pop rocks. I mean, that's just just that what it what it Yeah, that can't be that's like I think we watched I think we watched Ronald Reagan create his Alzheimer's with the jelly belly. Yeah. He had his fascination with the Oakland made jelly bellies. I remember that.
Starting point is 01:21:35 Yeah. I heard, I heard the consumptive rate was a pound a day. Wow. Wow. And then look at Biden. Every, every time you see him, he's eating ice cream. How much jelly bellies did Reagan eat? Man, that's crazy. What a crazy addiction to have jelly bellies.
Starting point is 01:22:03 I wonder if he had a favorite. What a crazy addiction to have jellybellies. I wonder if he had a favorite. I was just wondering that too. I would think you'd have to like them all. Three and a half tons of red, white, and blue jellybellies were shipped to Washington, DC for the 1981 inaugural festival. Dude, that's 7,000 pounds of jelly bellies. Uh, there was a jar with the presidential seal on it. My favorite part about true nutrition is the ability to customize my own supplement. I've been looking all over for specific greens
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Starting point is 01:25:44 How much did, how many Jelly Bellies did, uh, Reagan eat? Let me see. Um, uh, Reagan, uh, during which time he, uh, he went through, he went through 24 one pound bags a month. I'm close. Yeah When he was governor of California, he ate approximately 10,200 beans a month Holy shit listen to this 300,000 jellybellies that's 720 pounds were delivered to the White House every month during his presidency
Starting point is 01:26:27 Dude, where they bring those us on a palette, dude? Ding, ding, ding. Oh my God. Dude, he, wow. That's amazing. You think it has anything to do with the Alzheimer's? Yes. Through what mechanism? G Alzheimer's? Yes. Through what mechanism? Glycation?
Starting point is 01:26:46 Yes. The covalently ponding of sugars to essential protein structures and fats? That wouldn't happen. I wonder how much is a pound of? It's weird that there's AGE's glycated end products in the brain of the Alzheimer's people, isn't it? There's a what?
Starting point is 01:27:13 Where would it, how would that glycation happen? There's advanced glycated end products. It's one of the only kind of clinical diagnostic, you know, findings on postmortem. They have sugar covalently bonded to essential proteins, permanently so. In what? In Alzheimer's? Yeah, in the brains of people that have passed on from Alzheimer's. In fact, that's where your official diagnosis is after you die,
Starting point is 01:27:46 we pop your brain out, thin slice it and we see these entanglements. It's 20, it's a $2,100 a month habit. It's like a blow habit. Hey, keep us posted on, on the, on the transplant, please. Yeah. Get them up. Yeah. Yeah. What's that? All of it, brother. Yep. Yep. 100% total overhaul. Yep.
Starting point is 01:28:25 If I could, but before I leave, I'll leave in one sec. There's a Greg, some of your quotes from Broken Science about how science can't intersect with, or it can't extend to the realms of ethics and policy. It reminds me of this Galileo quote from one of his books called Two New Sciences, where he's kind of doing a form of physics before it was called physics, and it's, you know, three Italian blokes just kind of shooting the shit about physics. Yeah, and one of them ventures into like a theological assertion, and then one character responds with this metaphor. I feel no repugnance to that same belief,
Starting point is 01:29:07 but such profound contemplations belong to doctrines much higher than ours. And we must be content to remain the less worthy artificers who discover and extract from quarries that marble in which industrious sculptors later cause marvelous figures to appear that were lying hidden under those rough and formulas in tier x-ray exteriors. But I just love that metaphor of the scientists gathered the marble from the glory the quarries and the theologians and philosophers and policymakers
Starting point is 01:29:36 they all carb stuff out of it but but that's not what we're doing. I'm reminded of two things one is Walt Whitman's Learn Learned Astronomer, where basically these guys listen to the astronomer talk and you can't even handle it late at night and he just gets some airy leaves and then wonders at the stars, but it's a brilliant poem. But I've got a quote here on prediction pulled from some of my father's stuff, And you reminded me of this, and it's science can be neither theological nor atheistic until someone can develop a model with theological hypothesis, use it to predict and validate the results.
Starting point is 01:30:14 Science is secular, it needs a secular definition. How powerful is that? It can be neither theological nor atheistic until someone can develop a model with theological hypothesis, use it to predict and validate the results. And that isn't going to happen. That's your dad.
Starting point is 01:30:34 Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's good. Yeah, it's powerful. He says the contradiction between religion and science lives in the minds of people that don't seem to understand what science is Hey, where would I find that quote that you that you said just go back and I should just go back and listen to it
Starting point is 01:30:57 And type in a bunch of words into Google or is there a specific place you'd point me it for with the one I'll lay a clip. No the Galileo one it's for the Galileo the Galileo one it's uh yeah you could type in maybe some stuff it's it's in his book called two new sciences okay that's there they're good yeah you could look up like maybe I'll just go back and listen to it and yeah and check it out all right that that Whitman poem too that's one of my favorites that's an excellent poem so well thank you guys thanks for taking my brother all right later yeah Jake Chapman life's a bitch and then you die
Starting point is 01:31:55 What else no here don't call a paragraph a quote either either. Uh, unions don't give a fuck about teachers. My wife was runner up for teacher of the year in Iowa this year. She's never wanted to quit more. It sounds like she can think for herself. Isn't that interesting? Runner up for teacher of the year has never wanted to quit more. Yeah. Just unions don't give a fuck about the teachers. And more importantly about the students, perhaps. That's what I was thinking. Is this a quote from some poem standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona, such a fine sight to see it's a girl, my Lord in a flatbed Ford slowing down to take a look at me.
Starting point is 01:32:47 You know that song. Who's the artist? Is it the Eagles or something? I can hear it. I know this one. There once was a man from Nantucket. It's the Eagles. Oh yeah. I was never a fan.
Starting point is 01:33:15 To Poppy? I think I was already kind of over in the direction of KROQ. I probably was more interested in the Cure. It's a weird thing. There was a big split in the kind of, I think it started in LA, it seemed, at least in the States, right? Was it rock and new age rock?
Starting point is 01:33:41 Were those the two genres? No, it was the alternative format. And so instead of Boston, Kansas Journey, Foreigner, Styx and Blue-Eyed Stacolt, and all the hair bands, it was the weird British scene, you know? And the Ramones and U2. There was a time, you know, there was a time,
Starting point is 01:34:05 you know, there's a documentary out that I had. Oh, it's out? Yeah, I don't know, but I'm one of the executive producers. Oh, you're gonna love this next question. You're gonna love this. This is, now you're speaking Greg's love language. Boy oh boy here we go. Ask Greg if he's heard of Japanese chalk.
Starting point is 01:34:37 Here hold on. Greg is the it's crazy. Well Portnoy's a connoisseur of pizza and so is greg greg has tried so many chocs and i'll never forget when he found the japanese chalk i think it's made in korea now ray ray ordered seven thousand pounds of jelly things greg ordered seven thousand pounds here's just the yellow yeah ag Roma. That is so funny. Yes. And I got the color, I got it all. I don't know if you can say that. Oh, I haven't heard this one.
Starting point is 01:35:22 There once was a mouse called Keith who circumcised boys with his teeth. It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure, but to get the cheese underneath. Wow. I had never heard that one. That is disgusting. Yeah, the whole thing, the whole show just deteriorated. Uh, well, let's have one get on already broken science level one.
Starting point is 01:35:46 I it's good you guys bring this up. So many people now are texting me and DM me about this Jan 1112 thing. I promise you this won't be the last one. And I'm doing my best. I don't even know how many seats are going to be available. Yeah, you know, and this is just for me to. I just want to see if I if I believe it can really be done. I think it can. And the problem is this.
Starting point is 01:36:13 I I want to I want to express the profundity of what I think I am seeing and put together. But it's got to be entertaining and accessible. But I think I can do it. I feel confident of that. So I might be the right person for it because this has come to me over, incubated over maybe my entire lifetime from the push and thrust of my father's position on science, to with great reluctancy, finally reading David Stove to take in its entirety what the university thought
Starting point is 01:36:52 of science and then my own struggles as CEO of CrossFit within the federal and state courts over science with the university and then on what retiring slash being canceled, getting to double down and study in tremendous detail. I mean, I get these three books of Stove that it took me five years to get through the three of them maybe and then the then the second go around two and a half years and That there did now I can read them just for like sport And it's an extremely rich vein and the essence of it is it? Academic philosophy of science is utter and complete bullshit
Starting point is 01:37:41 It's as bad as the Marxism that's being taught bullshit. It's as bad as the Marxism that's being taught. Mindless nonsense, worse. It's provably wrong. And the toxic allure of certainty that academic philosophy of science has succumbed to, led directly to the delay, not in the development of advanced inference schemes that optimally manage uncertainty, but delay their recognition. And so everyone's blindsided by this fucking AI revolution. I'm going to tell you what AI revolution is. It's about not being stupid in the manner that the university teaches and thinks and his preach science, it's like my side is one, that's why we have AI. It's guys like James. The Bayesian's notion of inference is to conduct science. the frequentists are practicing statistics. When you're looking
Starting point is 01:38:47 at the probability of data assuming a hypothesis, you're doing statistics. When you talk about the probability of the hypothesis, given the data, you're talking about science. Which seems so obvious to me. Part of what's made all of this hard, and I'm pretty much an expert on the whole body of literature as to what's not right with science, both at a popular and a technical level. And one of the things that's complicated the discussion is to what is the exact manner of broken science is to not have a concise, workable, high utility definition of science that does work and what that looks like. And that's part of one of the bonuses. That's in fact, after the introduction,
Starting point is 01:39:37 the first lecture is what is science? And I'm asking you, accepted or not, it's easy to wrap yourself around and grab it and then we're gonna drag it through some classical issues of inference, of statistics, of probability, of demarcation, of inference, and see what enormous utility it has and how it settles these things almost in a beautiful fashion. So the power and the strength and the goodness,
Starting point is 01:40:02 if you will, of a definition, because they really don't have those kind of flavors, but they do have the quality of utility, trueness, contributing to a predictive science. And unless this thing is shitty, I'm not going to do it again. And if it plays out nicely, I think we'll do a bunch of them. Because I think it's a worthwhile thing. I think I can set someone on the path and plan for a course of accessible and entertaining
Starting point is 01:40:36 and in kind of an exciting profundity. I think I can give someone a path and plan to put themselves in a position where they'll have a cute sense of when another man is talking rot, which is to that, what is it, John Alexander Smith, is that the name? It's a great, great line. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Only because you told me. The primary, if not the sole purpose of an education was to detect when a man was speaking rot. So I'm glad there's interest. This has been a long time in the brewing. In fact, the
Starting point is 01:41:19 material that I want to write for it, it's going to be kind of like the level one. There was a seminar and it evolved to the point of I didn't want it to change anymore and through which a trainer's manual was born and you can call that the book. The push was always to write the book and as Frank said, you should write a book, you should write a book, you should write a book. And instead what I did was I created a seminar, refined it so that it got across exactly what I wanted. The notes to accompany that became the training manual. And there you have the book, but doing it the way we did it,
Starting point is 01:41:57 it was a $1 billion project, product over the years. product over the years? This is going to be a tough question here. So five lectures one day five lectures the next day. Yeah, hour long each. Sebi 30 minutes 20 of Q&A and go pee. Okay. I like that the peeing parts good and so here's here's the deal. I know you're not supposed to ask a fighter right after he wins the championship, wins his next fight. Let's say you
Starting point is 01:42:32 win the fight, you knocked a guy out. When will you fight again? Because people want to come watch you fight. It would be it would be a disadvantage to me to go longer than say a month or so. Okay, okay. You know, that's what I was thinking too. Yeah. So I don't offer this too. And this is this is just how what a what a what an act of just pure hobby or just intellectual compulsion. But I have but one standard for success and it
Starting point is 01:43:08 wouldn't be applause or oh my god that was amazing or the number of tacos eaten, none of that. Whether you hated or loved it, what I'd like to hear is two years ago, I sat there for a weekend, I got to tell you, I just don't look at science the same anymore. And since then, blah, blah, blah, that kind of thing. I'm really hoping that it can be something like your first CrossFit seminar. That was the first step of the journey, or I wouldn't be doing it. Right. And I think I've got a handful of easy pieces
Starting point is 01:43:46 that are kind of permanently affect the way you look at things. One last thing, because I don't want anyone to have to hear this shit because I don't want to hear it. But I don't think there's going to be a fix to the replication crisis. Were there to be a fix. I think it could be done like this and it would require a revamping of primary education starting in the fourth grade. And just one simple simple thing. My fourth graders understand the difference
Starting point is 01:44:25 between the probability of it raining if it's cloudy versus the probability of it being cloudy given that it's raining. They readily get that, okay? Right, does anyone see that? If it's cloudy out, is it gonna rain? Maybe, maybe not. If it's raining, is it gonna rain? Maybe, maybe not. If it's raining, is it cloudy?
Starting point is 01:44:46 Very likely, right? There are different things. And there's a lot of ways you can show that. There's one where you can just see it. But if I could sensitize people to the importance of that distinction, it's amazing how many problems that plague us in criminal justice, in science, come about through
Starting point is 01:45:07 that fucking confusion. I'll talk name two, the prosecutor's fallacy and the fucking confusion over P values. Those are both instances of that transposed conditional confusion. The probability of A given B being confused for the probability of B given A. And I can start fourth graders to that understanding, show them Kolmogorov depictions of the probability space. It's really a neat thing to see. There's no 10-year-old that's gonna go, what the fuck are you doing? It isn't like that.
Starting point is 01:45:39 That doesn't mean kids are invited to the event. If there are kids here, we'll have help and we'll do something next door. Right. At the guesthouse. Hey, they're digging the hole right now. So have you I got this giant, please send me pictures and send me pictures of the gym and all that shit. I will. Okay, bye everyone. I love y'all. All right, love you too, Greg. I will see you, well, I'll talk to you later on today, but I'll see you Friday. I'm excited. I wish I was even thinking of hitting helium,
Starting point is 01:46:11 go, hey, I'll have Mike fly me up there and I'll fly out with you if we could get two seats in first. All right, I would like that. Getting a bit much. Okay. Take a flying. All right, see you soon, buddy.
Starting point is 01:46:24 Bye, buddy. Bye. Bye That that last bit needs to be clipped that was insane I remember when he owned CrossFit and he was going to... I remember the ideas early on, I need to ask him about this, when he was, he was thinking about, you know, he did what is fitness and there was a lot of talk between him and myself and Brian Mulvaney, maybe it was even Brian's idea, but wanted Greg to write what is science. I remember that. Oh, that was Brad calling. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 01:47:46 I knew that caller. He's the guy that makes the thumbnails for the Saban Podcast YouTube station. That's awesome. Thank you. Someone just sent me 25 new laws coming to California in 2025. None of it even matters. None of it even fucking matters. None of it even fucking matters because they don't enforce any of the laws here. Listen to this law. Senate elect Tim Grayson's Democrat of Concord prohibits state chartered banks from fining customers when they try to withdraw money But have insufficient funds in their account So there was a penalty if you tried to pull money out and you had insufficient funds and they're taking that away
Starting point is 01:49:15 I don't know that why would you do that? How about this one? Credit bureaus are prohibited to adjust people's credit reports based on medical debt that's incurred by medical expenses, medical debt. You can't be penalized for assessing necessary health care. To avoid penalizing people for assessing necessary health care. So they don't want you not using your credit card. The logic is like, hey, don't use your credit card and get debt.
Starting point is 01:49:51 Or you might not. Let's say you needed some sort of surgery or some sort of medical attention, but you didn't want to fuck your credit card debt up. So you wouldn't do so you wouldn't use it. So they think by changing this law, people will be more likely to feel comfortable using their credit card to pay for medical procedures. God California is fucked up. I saw some crazy law the other day that basically if someone, don't even I couldn't even fucking get my head wrapped around it
Starting point is 01:50:26 I couldn't even understand it. They were basically saying if someone in your family is a victim I don't even know what that means as a victim that you can request sick days off from your employer It's like if if if if like uh, someone called me fat and that hurt my feelings, my wife could then take sick days. Did you guys watch John Woolley's video? What's it called grudge match? I don't know if there's anything else I need to say that video completely just proves my point. Nothing is said completely wishy waswashy. The comments are amazing.
Starting point is 01:51:26 The comments are just like just people just talking about what a douche I am. He doesn't say anything. He goes back and forth between saying, Chase was right and Chase was wrong, and Chase was right and Chase was wrong. He just goes back and forth. I know. He did credit for taking the high road. Jesus Christ, dude. Let me tell you something. If there was a burning building, the last thing you would want would be that guy there to fucking make a decision about to whether to run in and save your kids or some shit It is so bad and
Starting point is 01:52:11 The fact that he denies what he was doing in that post is unbelievable to me. He even admits it at the end He doesn't even know he admitted it basically it goes like this Chase mates said something on his own podcast or somewhere blasting people for like for people who hate on CrossFit. Like people who openly say disparaging shit to hurt the business of CrossFit. What would that be? Don't re-affiliate. Don't sign up for the open. Like it's pretty obvious. If someone was outside your house, if someone was throwing eggs at your house and you told them to leave that's that's all that chase was saying like hey dude if you're trying to hurt the business here just leave that's what he said
Starting point is 01:52:49 fuck off and leave so on one hand john will he's like we need more of that and then but he also says but that wasn't appropriate and it's like dude how do you do both? But the part that was fucked up, the part that makes John Woolley just a horrendous weasel, besides the fact that he openly lied in that video, and it's just an aggregation of the morons, he made a post saying that, a post basically saying that Chase's words are approved and certified by CrossFit HQ. When he absolutely knew they weren't, and he admits that in the end of the video because he says we need more of that from HQ, he knows that HQ would never do that. There's no one there in private equity that has any backbone to stand up against anything So he admits that he knows
Starting point is 01:53:49 That that's not approved by HQ, but he says That's 100% approved by HQ Because he wants to try to draw Don out to chastise chase I mean, it's it's like so obvious and he admits it in the video so I don't even know like like I, should I watch it and play it? Should I? I called Hilar, I'm like, what do you think? He's like, just go back and forth forever. I'm like, I know, fuck it, whatever. He didn't, it just, it just sucks that he didn't even say anything. I wish he would have been like, I just wish he would have stuck to the argument.
Starting point is 01:54:30 He even played the clips that I said so that everyone could see what a fucking jackass he is and there's still people in the comments who are like, great job, very well balanced. Well balanced. You know what they used to do? Anytime they wrote an article about CrossFit, so I don't know if this is journalism school or what but in journalism When I when I I don't know if they still do it But when I used to read articles, you know when I was a kid from fucking I don't know fifth grade 30 years old I used to you're maybe even 40 years old. I used to read the New York Times every day
Starting point is 01:55:02 There was a formula to all the articles. Oh, sorry. Thank you, Barry, put on the glasses. There was a formula to all the articles. So you would have to write an article and every article would be like, picking up poop is good. If your dog poops, you should pick up your dog's poop.
Starting point is 01:55:23 And then it would list all these, and the article would go on for three paragraphs. If your dog poops, you should pick up your dog's poop. And then it would list all these, and the article would go on for three paragraphs. The state that has the most poop picking up is Illinois. They pick up more poop than anyone else and have the cleanest sidewalks. And then there always had to be as a requisite before the article would be published,
Starting point is 01:55:40 there had to be two paragraphs of dissension, like an opinion that's the opposite. So then the article would say But let's not forget that also in Illinois We have the largest amount of parasites living in people's guts and people believe that's connected to the fact that they pick up dog poop And they would have to put that in there. The article wouldn't get published. It just had to be in there Yeah fair and balanced and it just gets so fucking retarded after a while. You're just like, it's like the argument of like more abuse at home because if you do homeschooling, it's like, yeah, duh. It's like if I sit on the toilet, the longer I sit in the toilet seat, the more often I'm going to shit. I mean, it's just, so for the longest time
Starting point is 01:56:23 when they used to write articles about CrossFit, every single article like whether it's New York Times, Washington Post, wherever they wrote it, they always had this, they had to have a negative part and it was always the two same, two people that they got their negativity from because there were only two people talking shit. It was Rob Wolf and Mark Ripitoe. So anytime you saw like any positive article about CrossFit, then it would have a quote from Mark Ripitoito or Rob Wolf. Like they had to put it in there.
Starting point is 01:56:52 And that it's like that with Wooly. It's like It's but it's bizarro world. I just want to ask all of those people like just some practical questions. Like if you had to choose if you were in a pinch would you want me or Wooly as your friend? Like just some things that might like might actually like sit in with libtards that just live in their feelings all day and there's no practical thinking at all. No logical thinking. I'm okay with presenting both sides, but then if you're going to do that, then you better say, well, that's just bullshit. That one side is just I like friends who can think for themselves. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 01:57:53 I wouldn't trust Wooly with my kids, but wouldn't trust Savvy with my girlfriend. Send her, send me a photo. Boy, this thing at Greg's house is going to be trippy. I think there's going to be some really big names there. Please no one get upset if I can't like, I don't know what my powers be. I want to invite all of you so all of you think I'm cool. You know what I mean? I want to be like, yeah, of course, you know me you can come I'm cool. I can get you shit like I like I want to I want to I want to be like, oh my god, you guys have all been so fucking good to me So loyal the show you always listen to Greg like I want to I
Starting point is 01:59:19 Want you all to come? There's um, maybe there's a, like for the people who hate me out there, if you're listening to the show and you're like, why would anyone listen to this guy or maybe you're... At the end of the day, even if you don't disagree with me, you're not afraid of sincerity. I'm not ever on here being insincere. I'm being facetious sometimes, sarcastic, but it's still sincere. I'm trying to give it up to you guys. I Enjoy giving it up not I'm not doing it for you. I enjoy it. It's fun
Starting point is 02:00:12 Let it out tap into the fucking the the Channel the fucking chaos inside and let it come out and it'd be funny and let it come out and it'd be funny. When I listen to his video, I'm like, God, this is just such unsincere shit. Conflation, wobbly logic. But he seems nice. But he seems very nice. He seems very nice.
Starting point is 02:00:42 John Woolley seems very, very, very, very nice. He seems very nice. John Wooley seems very, very, very, very nice. Like, make a great fucking bus driver. Oh god, that was so fun. That was, hey dude, I'm not even bullshit you that was some of them I hate I Hate going to dinner with new people especially when I'm with Greg cuz I just want to hang out with them and get my swerve on and just say the just Hear the funniest shit like just talk about the funniest shit But when you and your brother and your son came that was crazy that was so fun that was so fun that was awesome
Starting point is 02:01:26 is that that was so fun i had so much fun with you guys what a cool family you are you guys All right. Wednesday I could hang out with you guys forever, but I want to go do shit inside. I'm going to go on for another 30 minutes. Is that the rule? If you haven't seen that Tucker Carlson clip, it's on his Instagram. Your pussy like me, it'll freak you out. He basically says, he basically says in that clip that we're on the brink of World War It's on his instagram. If you're a pussy like me, it'll freak you out He basically says he basically says in that clip that we're on the brink of world war three and that fucking the two countries aren't talking
Starting point is 02:02:41 Yeah, people just want sincere conversation that's it and so you could be like You could you could be like hey sevan's a dick or he gets so upset or whatever. He doesn't have tact or he's crass. OK. But I I I do my best to make it. I don't even know if I do my best. It's sincere and logical. This is fun. What if this is true? This is so fun. What let me show you this clip. What if this is true? You know, we should talk about this. I should have played damn I wanted to play this one. Greg was here. If this is true. This is awesome. Listen to this fucking drama. How does Fox get this stuff? Is this even
Starting point is 02:03:23 true? DNC advisor confirmed what we all suspected. Biden endorsed Kamala to tank the coup. Do you agree that Obama and Pelosi did not want Harris? I know they didn't. Obama and Pelosi were both hoping for a primary instead of a coronation, so to speak. I do know that Obama was carefully vetting Mark Kelly, the senator from Arizona. I know there were other names on his list. President Biden essentially preempted that by issuing his endorsement
Starting point is 02:03:50 30 minutes after he dropped out. Biden's not the only one. Do you remember that? So she dropped out. Biden endorsed her and Obama didn't endorse her for weeks. And I guess they told Biden not to endorse her because they wanted to bring someone else in But that was Biden's way of saying fuck you Nancy and Obama for kicking me out How crazy is that
Starting point is 02:04:15 That's so fun. That's like fucking you say there's high school shit going on here By the way, let me finish this then I want want to ass pound some people. Just had enough of Barack. Radar online is reporting that George Clooney is fuming that Obama tricked him into shivving Joe Biden with that little op-ed in the Times. George feels he stepped up and took a bullet for the team. And now everyone's complaining about the bloodbath. George became the face of the Hollywood liberals by directly calling for Biden to end his campaign and throwing the whole process into chaos. He thinks Obama
Starting point is 02:04:51 should come forward and say that George did the right thing. And it isn't his fault that it didn't work out, but he doesn't expect that'll be forthcoming. And it's left George feeling like a patsy. A top DNC advisor confirmed what we all suspected. Biden endorsed Kamala to tank the coup. Do you agree that Obama and Pelosi did not want Harris? I know. Dude, it's so good. And this lady right here is a Democrat who works for the DNC. I think I want to say I saw her in another interview. She said she raised 50 million dollars herself for the DNC and she said
Starting point is 02:05:29 the spending there was completely out of control just complete utter fucking mismanagement and I don't know if I believe that like that like listen I don't know if spending 10 million dollars on Beyonce's mismanagement I don't know I don't know what she charges I don't know spending 1.8 million dollars on Beyonce's mismanagement. I don't know. I don't know what she charges. I don't know spending 1.8 million dollars on Eminem doing Doris for his mismanagement. I really don't. But hey, dense updates. God, what she's like single-handedly carrying the sebon podcast station now. Thank God for her What a score we had having her participate She Uh, she made this video
Starting point is 02:06:19 Uh, it's the most recent one, um, let me pull up this comment someone wrote. God, there's so many fucking crazy comments. Someone wrote, the price point of CrossFit is insane. What do you mean free? Did a shitload of you guys do it for free? Like I did it free for years. I just went to the website. What are people talking about? I've also paid fucking affiliate fees for years at different affiliates also. I get it. I get it. It's a fucking commitment, but you can do it for free. Okay, this is what someone wrote.
Starting point is 02:07:14 Listen to this, ready? Someone wrote this in the comments. I am a CrossFit fan. I've never done it, never been. You guys as a community do your best to push fans away from your sport. Not sure why I watch all the major events. I don't know what they're talking about. But I don't know if you guys follow if any of you follow any other sports. I know a bunch of you follow football and
Starting point is 02:07:34 stuff. If you want to go down the rabbit hole, the drama is crazy. There are these three YouTube accounts and they put out video at least once a day that's 10 minutes long. That's like Denise's stuff dense updates. And I watch all three of them every single day. It's like Conor McGregor seen in a bar falling down. Kamaro Usman is he a pussy for not fighting Hamzat Shemenev. It's like there's a UFC lawsuit goes into its eighth year. Former UFC champion dies of a heart attack. It's just like, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 02:08:12 Drive people away? Listen, if anything, the stuff that's put out, that's like this, that keeps you up to speed on just the social mei lu. It is it only helps the games. It only helps the games. How about what Pat Velner said yesterday? I'm paraphrasing and I know Pat so it sucks to just be just shitting in his fucking bowl of Cheerios all the time He's been nothing but great to this show and to me But he there's two things that There's two things that I just can't even fucking believe One basically I'm paraphrasing watch the coffee pods and wads interview
Starting point is 02:09:01 He basically says hey, no one has to get heated everyone settle down Like it's it's not like it's not as intense as you know He's like it's not a big deal like we can all work together people can have different opinions motherfucker you guys asked for the fucking firing of the founder and creator and the CrossFit games the face of CrossFit and the only person with any fucking voice of sincerity or fucking Authenticity who works at the fucking company? Tell me to fucking take it easy That's what you're fucking insane, dude
Starting point is 02:09:40 Yeah, it's no fucking big deal to you and Yeah, it's no fucking big deal to you. And then the other thing that he said was nuts. He said, the people who are speaking on the topics of the things that go on at the games don't know what goes on in the back and don't know the experience of the elite crossfitters. Then when Pedro push him and says, can you give me some examples, he said, no, we're not going to tell you any of the examples of the shit that goes on back there that's fucking bad because the internet will tear those people apart.
Starting point is 02:10:19 They don't owe to tell that story to anyone. Look, we've already lost a bunch of young girls who can't handle what's going on on the internet. So wait a second, there's horrible, first of all, Pat, I talk about it all the time and I have way more experience back there than you do. Way more. Way, way more, different, but way more. Way, way, way, way, way more. You that that's the woke talk.
Starting point is 02:10:50 It's really, really bad, but I can't tell you. So you fill in the blanks like what's going on back there? Are people getting diddled? People are injured and a forklift picks them up and just throws them over the fence? You think Emily Rolfe thinks it's really, really bad when Sean Rocket saved her fucking life? It's just crazy. It's more of that stuff where putting stuff out there and then just letting people who hate, who just have an ax to grind
Starting point is 02:11:26 and just wanna hate fill in the blanks. You wouldn't believe what my wife did last night. It's really bad. I can't tell you, but you know, you know. No one else would know more than me because I'm with her more than anyone else, but it's bad. And I would tell you, but I don't wanna get criticism for it.
Starting point is 02:11:42 Listen, imagine the stress, pick your athlete, that they've experienced in CrossFit versus Simone Biles. The pressure. I want to grow the sport, I don't want pressure and I only want accolades. That conversation he had with Pedro, and and then of course Pat is so nice and So well spoken That people in the comments are like man. I really love Pat. Wow. That was really great I wish we had more people like him who were calm and of sound mind. He didn't fucking say a fucking thing
Starting point is 02:12:23 My favorite was when He said hey, are you going to, are you going? He said, hey, Pat, so if you did do the CrossFit Games this year and you went to the open, is there a chance you'd go to one of the semi-finals or one of these open events like in Australia at Torian Pro, since you can go anywhere you want now, just to see and check it out and see what it's like and Pat said Basically, no, I can't I don't think so. I don't think my wife would like that Let me explain something to you. If you're not sure if you're a professional athlete or not
Starting point is 02:12:56 Here's the litmus test if you have to ask your wife if you can go to a competition You are not or your husband, you have to ask your husband or your wife to go to a competition. You are not a professional athlete. That's one of the litmus tests. That's it. That's one. If you can't handle what's being said on the internet, you don't want the sport to grow. Yeah. Yeah, he was celebrating, he's like wooly, he was celebrating the fact that he had, we knew that they were going to do the corporate playbook even before they did it.
Starting point is 02:13:59 On Monday they announced the information that was non-information about Lazar Djukic's death and then a week later they announced the game stuff in order to drown out the news cycle. It's like, okay. Everyone said that. I have not bathed Greg. That is 100%... Sebi bathes Greg also. I would bathe him, but I have not bathed Greg. That is 100%... Sebi bathes Greg also. I would bathe him, but I have not bathed him.
Starting point is 02:14:31 I've bathed other grown men. I've cleaned the dingleberries out of a fucking man's ass many times. Not many men. One man, but many times. I bet you there's not, is there one, is there just one of you who will stand up and tell me you have also bathed the dingleberries out of a man's ass? I didn't see it as gross. I saw it as like, hey, like this dude can't reach back there and like, I'd clean that out. I cleaned his ass like I want mine clean Did you ask Haley if you could go play with Greg this weekend no, I did not
Starting point is 02:15:17 But But if if she would have said No, if she if I told my wife I was gonna do something and she said no, I wouldn't do it. I mean, she doesn't say that, so it's fucking pretty easy for me to say that. My wife chimes in, but I wonder if she thinks this, but I think I make all like the... Anything I... I think my wife probably makes more decisions in our life than I do, but when I... but God, I don't know if that's true. I don't... I don't... I don't... Whoever makes the decisions in mine and my wife's relationship. We always just go with it
Starting point is 02:16:08 You know what I mean like if she's like Hey, we're having hamburgers tonight. I'm not like no I want fish or if I'm like, hey, can we have fish tonight? She's like sure Or like my wife's like hey I want to go to Newport for my birthday and hang out with Sarah down there and hang out down there with all the kids I'm like sure or my wife's like even before she was my wife. She was like, hey, I want a kid and I was like, okay So if I'm just like hey
Starting point is 02:16:38 I'm going to basically what I told her was I said hey I Got something crazy to tell you she's like what I told her was I said, Hey, I got something crazy to tell you. She's like, what? I'm like, I'm going to spend a thousand dollars on two tickets to the 49ers game this weekend so I can go hang out with Travis and Tyson because Travis called me. Tyson Bajans dad called me and he's like, Hey, come to the game. And I was like, so I'm going to go do that. I know it's crazy. She said okay and So then
Starting point is 02:17:07 Then at the same then Greg asked hey, will you come to Atlanta with me I Was like, okay So I just told my wife I'm going because I live just down the street from the 49er game I guess the Bears are playing the 49ers this weekend. It's like two-hour drive for me Niners this weekend. It's like two hour drive for me. So I really just want to go just hang out with, I would just love for Avi to see Tyson Bajan again and hang out with Travis. Travis is so funny. So that's how that's how it works It how it would drive me crazy if I had to discuss things with my wife Like if I were like hey i'm going to the 49er game
Starting point is 02:17:52 It's gonna be a thousand bucks and she were to say to me. Are you sure? That's a good allocation of our resources. I would fucking I would go bonkers Now let me tell you i'm glad part of me is glad I'm like, Greg will take care of me like I'm a fucking baby. He'll have a driver pick me up from my house, take me to the airport. He'll be at the airport. We'll go to the Four Seasons.
Starting point is 02:18:15 He'll feed me. I'll pay for my hotel room, make sure I got the fast internet so I can do Kill Taylor on Saturday morning, do Jack Dalenla Maddalena on Friday night my amazing podcast on the binge bros my new show with Andrew Hiller if I'm missing a toothbrush she'll buy me a toothbrush so that's good I like I like all that So, would I bathe him? Yeah, I'd bathe him. I got in trouble.
Starting point is 02:19:06 But does she come back later and tell you something she's going to do and you'd normally say no to? No, there's never. That's a great question. First of all, there's two things that she's the only time I ever got kind of like I got a little slap on the wrist is I came home with a motorcycle once from the Harley dealership and I got like a hey, did you really need that? And then I, another time when we were living in a 400 square foot apartment,
Starting point is 02:19:32 I tried to set a wrestling arm wrestling table up in the living room. And she said, Hey, you can't do that. I did it for a little while anyway. And then she made me take it down. And when I mean a little while, I mean like two months. And that she was probably right. I mean, just sat there. I probably arm wrestled her like 10 times and that's it. Never even got used.
Starting point is 02:19:57 My wife and I never do ever. And so many couples I know do this and it's Crazy, they keep score. I do that is fuck that sounds like a very slippery slope You know what? I mean my keep score. I had the kids last Friday night when you went out with your friends You need to watch them this Friday night so I can go with my friends Holy fuck. I do not know how couples do that. I never keep score. Ever, ever, ever. The only, the question my wife and I will ask each other, so this is the question my wife will ask me because she knows it's important to me. So I'll be like, hey, it's three o'clock and I have to take the boys to swimming and then to tennis and then to jiu-jitsu. So I'm
Starting point is 02:20:44 not going to be home till seven. And my wife will say to me, hey, have you worked out today yet? And I'll be like, no. And she'll be like, okay, I'll take the boys and I'm like, no, no, it's cool. I'll work out when I get home and she's like, no, no workout now. It's okay. I already worked out or vice versa. She'll be like, hey, it's like Saturday and I'm taking the boys to the beach. And she'll be like, hey, I'm going to go with you to the beach, but I want to work out at
Starting point is 02:21:09 11 a.m. Do you care if I leave the beach for an hour? I'm like, yeah, fuck, do it. That's it. That's the only one. Keeping tabs and scores is the worst. Yeah. Like, hey, I want to spend every second with my kids. Like I don't even care. Like I don't even care. Like I don't even care.
Starting point is 02:21:50 The only thing I prioritize over my kids some and sometimes and it's more and more as I get older is sleep. Sometimes I just have to sleep in the middle of the day. I'm just done. I'm exhausted. My marriage is like that, Seve only my husband puts the shopping cart away. Let me tell you something Judy, he puts the shopping cart away when you're there. When you're not there, he ghost rides that shit from the fucking top of the parking lot in Home Depot and aims for the front door like any good man does and pushes it as hard as he can and watches that thing cruise 200 yards across the parking lot aiming for the front door. That's what real men do.
Starting point is 02:22:33 That's what I do. And I've never made it. I've only hit cars in the parking lot when I do that. I've only hit cars in the parking lot when I do that I'm oh and 632 for ghost riding shopping carts at 200 yards across the Home Depot parking lot aiming for the front doors The rest of you pussies put them away in the carts I fucking push mine back into the facility. Well, I try to. Yeah, that's what straight guys do. Thank you. Thank you. That straight guys, gay guys, push their shit into the fucking cart, into the corral. I put straight guys aimed for the fucking door and launch that shit. Sometimes I put a $50 bill in there just for the damage it does to the car. Not what I meant, but okay, I know, I know, buddy.
Starting point is 02:23:51 Sometimes I just have to, I know, Ryan. Sometimes I just have to pull the, I have to edit so that I feel good about myself. Sometimes I have to delude myself. I know, I know what you meant. Barry McAulkner, he don't even fuck around. No corrals, no front door. He just tries to pick off Mexicans as they exit Home Depot. Take that. Sevan, you're wrong.
Starting point is 02:24:17 Gays actually literally try to push shit back in. Good point. Mr. Lang. So the show is on in my office and two assistants just said this Seve dude really doesn't put his card away. I'm trying to think if I really don't. It doesn't even matter to me. I mean, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I mean, I never leave it in the spot, guys. I kick it up on the curb. Sometimes I take it back to the door. Sometimes I hand it off to some fat old lady
Starting point is 02:24:54 that needs it to fucking lean on and get to the front. I just don't care. I just do what works for me. My kids are reaching that age where I can tell them, if's close enough I can tell them to put it back. I put the baskets away. I don't leave the baskets under the, you know, some people leave the baskets and I'm okay with it. I don't, I under the, at the register, there's a spot like where you can tuck your basket. And the gas station I shop at, it has a store. It has a store in there. And that shopping cart, I always do put away,
Starting point is 02:25:36 but I mean, it's just so, as you leave the store, I take my bags out of it and leave the shopping cart there. I'm not backpedaling. I ain't backpedaling. How cool would that be if Joe Biden really did just endorse Kamala 40 minutes. If that story is true, as soon as that soon as Pelosi and Obama told fucking Biden to beat it, he endorsed Kamala to fuck them. That is awesome.
Starting point is 02:26:21 No, you you don't leave your cart. Mr. Kevin, listen, Mr. Kevin, listen. Mr. Kevin, listen. It's okay until a stiff wind blows a cart into your car and leaves a dent in the door. I've never left a fucking cart just like out, out. You lean it on something. You kick the wheels up on the curb. You push it somewhere where it's like safe.
Starting point is 02:26:57 Joe Biden doesn't return cards either. He rides in them. Oh, that would be amazing. Pat Lang, I think Biden is gonna pardon Trump. That would be so gangster if he did that. I would put some respect on his name if he did that. That would be crazy. How about Charlamagne? I was looking at Charlemagne the God the other day and I was trying to figure out, is he a woman that used to be a man or is he a man transitioning to a woman? What is going on with this dude's face?
Starting point is 02:27:39 And now all of a sudden he's flipped the script and he's on Trump's dick. I'd love to put a Kai Jeremy Whirl. I'd love to put the Kai Bosh on the old cart talk. You're a douche. We get it. He looks very feminine to me. Yeah, very feminine. Very, very feminine. I wonder what's going on with him. Very feminine to me. Yeah, very feminine. Very, very feminine.
Starting point is 02:28:05 I wonder what's going on with him. Ian Beaver said, did you see the article about the United Healthcare CEO being killed possible assassination? Yeah, Greg was saying that he thinks it's an assassination from the data he's picked up from it. Do you think I can go to a 430 class today, but if you're not feeling well, then I will take the boys to swim in jujitsu. Oh no, it's fine. I took 20,000 milligrams of vitamin C yesterday.
Starting point is 02:28:49 Shit my brain's out. Oh shit. My wife just said I forgot to pay the cable bill this month and she got a text. Fuck. I should pay that right now. How am I always doing that? I've never paid my bills from this computer. I don't watch any porn or pay bills from the... Why do you have cable? You have in my area you have to have cable to have the... The um... Uh... Bill pay, make a payment. Okay, listen. I'll be back in one minute. I have to pee. I'm doing the pee dance.
Starting point is 02:30:15 Which video should I show you? I'm Kristi Manato. I am a just recently coined 45 year old. For over the past eight years I've kind of been struggling to find myself again. I was just kind of hitting that low of like not finding that happiness within myself that I've been looking for for a long time. I just broke and I was just like, you know what, it's time to focus on me. I've been coming here now very consistently watching my diet finally and really starting to find myself again, find my groove again, and honestly this gym has provided me such an outlet of positivity, has provided me an outlet of finding myself laughing again and just
Starting point is 02:31:01 like having fun with athletics. It's been such a long time. I really feel that that has helped me progress within this CrossFit gym. I have found friends for life. I've never felt so good about myself, my body, my body image. So a lot more than just strength has come out of this. It's, you know, the growth of my mind and understanding that this is my body, God gave me a strong this. It's, you know, the growth of my mind and understanding that this is my body. God gave me a strong body. It's about damn time I tap into that and let the world see that I'm proud of it. I'm not going to hide behind big baggy clothes because my shoulders might be bigger than yours. It's just part of the game. In my town you have to um, where i'm at you have to have um, the cable and the internet
Starting point is 02:31:52 are like so connected or however it is to get the good internet you have to pay by your cable. Hello, you've been feeling leave a message. Thanks. I don't know which checking account is mine. I have to call I have to figure out, like, I don't know what you can. She says I keep paying the bills from her account, but I don't like I don't it says Looks like my account Hey hi, I saw your text about the the internet Oh, it's for me. Yeah. Which do I, which account is mine? What do you mean?
Starting point is 02:32:49 Like, how do I know? Like I want to send the, I want to send the payment right now, but how do I know which account is mine? Oh, it says Sevan Nien Checking. Yeah, I never use those. Well, how do you usually pay? I just use this one that says, it says just business relationship. Oh, Oh yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:33:14 That is the one I thought you were doing. And yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two of them. Doesn't matter. Yeah. No, it doesn't matter which one. Okay. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:33:22 I totally spaced. Yeah, of course. Okay. He's one of those. Okay. Whatever has the most matter which one. Okay. Sorry. I totally space. Yeah, of course Okay, use one of those Okay, whatever has the most money in it Okay Okay, i'll pick that one then Okay. I love you. Okay. Okay. Love you. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Bye. Bye
Starting point is 02:33:36 All right, that's done Fucking doing some domestic shit I know I thought I was gonna have, and my wife has a crazy memory. I thought Jake Chapman says, what's the account number? I thought I was going to have to tell her like some of the numbers. What? Do you know which account is yours with you and your wife? Auto pay? I don't know. That's probably smart. It just gives me like, you ever make a list of things to do and you put something on the list that's so easy, like throw away your old toothbrush and open up a new one and you you put that on your list just so like you can cross something off. That's easy to do.
Starting point is 02:34:29 That's how I feel about paying the cable bill. Yeah. You only have one account. Yeah. That's probably smart. She keeps telling me like, like for the last couple of months, she's like, Hey, by the the way you paid the gardener with this with my account hey you did this with my account I'm like Jesus Christ I'm 52 how do I not know what the fuck is going on? They're all what happened is she linked all the accounts up So now there's like all this shit to choose from. I don't even know what's what. I didn't know what was what before. All right. Anything else?
Starting point is 02:35:37 Any other topics? Anything you'd like to discuss? Ask me anything. I'd like to open up and ask me anything. Let's do a show about me. I don't know why this DVD sitting on my desk. Oh, you know what I was thinking about doing? I should tell Susa this. Let's do one more call. Let's talk to Susa really quick. I want to give away jars of matoothing to anyone who participates in KillTaylor, but it's what a pain in the ass that is. Who's on Glinton?
Starting point is 02:36:45 Yeah, if I'm around, I'll watch Glinton. You reached Matt. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks. Have a great day. I have a new guilty pleasure that I haven't really talked to you guys about yet. I'm a little embarrassed to tell you guys about it. It's a nighttime activity I've been doing it like 30 minutes to an hour every day And so I don't know I don't know if I'll watch Clinton because I'll probably be doing that activity.
Starting point is 02:37:46 Oh, Taylor tearing into Coach L and his story. Let's see what people's stories. I can't believe how I can't believe how much and whenever I do, I'm always impressed with how much political stuff Taylor has. Right things for the wealthy This chick's got a crazy body this chick was at crash if you don't follow her probably worth following her morgan porter Shit I didn't want to do that I'm listening to these athletes who oh, yeah, that's reposting Denise's thing. COVID most likely leaked from Wuhan lab.
Starting point is 02:38:52 Huge new tractor protest has been, God, Taylor's like me. Biden's presidency started with him denying the existence of Hunter's laptop and is ending with him pardoning Hunter for all the things found on the laptop. Yeah, that's crazy. Holy shit. Wow, that's a great one. Bureaucrats piling on more and more regulations. This is the best home grown relief spearmint.
Starting point is 02:39:29 He rubs that on his tank. Oh, what's this? The other month when I was going after a particular athlete and coach L, Daniel Brandon, of brute strength programming or training. I had a lot of people be like, oh, what's wrong with him? What's wrong with that athlete? What's the deal?
Starting point is 02:39:56 Here's the fucking deal. This workout is a workout from the EMOM Co. Great workout. Credits to Brandon Luckett. Smart dude. Super fit. And then just go see the next slide. Here's the deal. Using another program's workout is cool. Taking a workout from.com, taking a workout from Emomco,
Starting point is 02:40:21 taking a workout from, let's see, HILR, taking a workout from Chase In see, Hiller taking a workout from Chase Ingram, whatever, Kiefer, he's got some awesome workouts. That's great. Another guy I've taken a workout from is Mason Mitchell, Bryson's old coach at CrossFit Momentous. Our very own Mason Mitchell getting some love. Worth plagiarizing. Our current coach across the mementos that's awesome but when you take a workout you say courtesy of Mason Mitchell and the training club or courtesy of the EMOM Co and Brandon Luckett or courtesy of Kiefer Lamy or courtesy of Rich Froning you don't just
Starting point is 02:41:01 take a workout as your own and give it to your athletes and pretend like you fucking wrote it especially when that's all your program is. It's absolutely ridiculous. It's a horrible business practice in the industry as well. I'd also be willing to bet that Coach L didn't ask the EMOM Co. if he could take that workout and use it and sell it to his athletes, who I think pay $375 a month for unique and individualized and custom programming. That's not custom, bro. That's someone else's shit. Wow. That's hardcore. Corey Leonard, I get wet every time someone mentions
Starting point is 02:41:45 my boy Brandon Luckett. Yeah, he's a good dude. He's a good dude. What's up, Jose? Jose. Wow, well, yeah, Morgan Porter is a unit. Yeah, she's something else. She's fun stories that I find like, so hard to believe. Like I feel like I have to call Taylor and be like, are you sure that happened? Like, I like that doesn't even make any sense.
Starting point is 02:42:44 Like of course, like how is he not gonna get caught? Why would you how did like what that doesn't even make sense? It's like it's like listening to John Wooley speak it just doesn't even fucking make sense, but he says it in such a calm voice Hello Sevan's mad at me again. Let's dig into it. And Jesus, dude, listen, don't conflate issues. I am so glad you're in the ecosystem. I'm so glad that there's people like you.
Starting point is 02:43:20 I'm so glad that you express your thoughts and words and pictures on the internet. Some people will respond with everyone is entitled to their to say whatever they want or their own opinion. I don't understand why they want to shut people. Dude, I'm the last person that wants to shut someone up. Do you know the only I shouldn't say the only 99% of every single comment that I've ever deleted is when people accuse me of deleting comments. Like someone just on YouTube the other day posted Sevon deleting comments again on YouTube. I thought he was a all about free speech. Delete. Like, fuck you. Delete. Bye bye.
Starting point is 02:44:15 If you think I deleted something, at least tell me let me know what I fucking deleted. What you think I deleted. All right. Oh, what is this? Maybe there's one more thing. All right, oh what is this? Maybe there's one more thing. See what Tony's up to. I haven't been watching any Tony in Cliff say he kind of rubbed me the wrong way
Starting point is 02:45:08 Okay, but about a month before all this happened We found out from YouTube that there's new words that they want us to censor new words that you have to bleep out Or you don't make money anymore fa Can't say fag anymore. One of the greatest words in comedy history. I was able to say fag on my Tom Brady roast for some reason, looked him right in the eyes, called him a fag.
Starting point is 02:45:37 Seven time Super Bowl champion. To me, just a fag. I've never considered myself a very political f***. Okay, that's good. You're back in my good graces, Tony. Damn, that's good. Is that true? You can't say f*** on YouTube? I Google that. I didn't know there were words you can't say.
Starting point is 02:46:00 Oh, I wonder if that's why my station... I wonder if that's why my channel is getting so fucked up right now uh Um Uh, can you say fag on youtube? Uh overuse of the words gay and fag, uh over Overuse of the words gay and fag. Can I say faggot as a gay guy? Fag behind the scenes. Can I use the word faggot as an expression in Tadak? Can you say...
Starting point is 02:46:48 Words can't say on you. I'm assuming he has an account manager. List of YouTube demonetizes demonetized words through extensive trial and error nerd city YouTube analyzed and CeeLo created this list of words which result in demonetization of videos. Wow. Oh wait let me go back. What's this? Words you can't see on YouTube. You can have sexually explicit language or narratives, use of excessive profanity in the content, use of heavy profanity, or sexually suggestive terms in the content title, use of excessive sexual sounds. Um. Wow! 69, 88, 420, 666, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911 Nipple, Me Too, 18+, Two Girls, One Cup, 4chan, 8chan,
Starting point is 02:48:16 ass, asshole, asshole, ass, oh these are different spellings, ABDL, I don't even know what that is. Aborted, abort, abortions. These are all words that get you abuser, abusing, abusive, assessed. I wonder why that word is on there. Accused, acute. Wow, this is amazing. Acne. Activated, activation, actress. These are words that they say will affect the Algorithm if you use them in a negative way
Starting point is 02:48:51 Adolescent On is only wow, there's so many fucking words Al Qaeda Alabama Hot Pocket Alex Jones, allegations. Oh, it's just by alphabetical order. There's so many. Wow. Wow. This is wild. Someone put this list together and ranked them on how it... Capitalization has no effect on monetization status. This list is being updated periodically and will change over time. Some results are outdated, might be inaccurate. These results were tested in titles only. Descriptions and tags are less strict.
Starting point is 02:49:28 Oh, this is, these aren't words you can say. These are words you shouldn't put in your title. Holy shit. That's fascinating. I want to see if they have, um, content in there. I think I'm going down to the C's. There's this list is so long. It takes, I'm going down to the C's. This list is so long.
Starting point is 02:49:48 I'm just scrolling like a maniac. Circumcised circumcision. Civil War. Cleaners. Cleavage. Clit liquor. You can't have clit liquor. Clitoris clit is clit it is
Starting point is 02:50:08 Um claw cloise cluster fuck clutching CNN wow, they don't want you to have cocaine. Wow cocaine is like highly ranked is not to use cockfucker cockhead cocksuck cocksucker cocksuckers cocksucking. those are all like have a like a like a they rank them pretty high I'm gonna look up a cunt I'm like a little condoms. There's a no-go. What's this one? consent Don't use that in your title. Oh Koon Koon's
Starting point is 02:50:40 Coomer Coom copy Coronavirus corpse Coomer, Coom, Copy, Coronavirus, Corpse, Crack, Crack Whore, Cream Pie, wow you can't use Cream Pie in your title, they ding you for that. Oh here's one, wow, Crips, wow Crips has like nine stars not to use, that's the biggest one I've seen so far. Cum, cum guzzler, cum shot, all the cum words. Cunnilingus, cunt liquor. These are all no-goes. Wow. They don't, the word cunt isn't, cunt hole is on there but cunt is they have no dinging for it. That's crazy.
Starting point is 02:51:30 But do see. Oh, oh trannies. Oh, man, that's interesting. I wonder how would I scroll faster? I've been scrolling this whole time. I'm only at the seas. I don't know how I would scroll faster. Oh, command.
Starting point is 02:51:38 I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I would scroll faster. I don't know how I I scroll faster? I've been scrolling this whole time. I'm only at the seas. I don't know how I would scroll faster. Oh, command F maybe tranny.
Starting point is 02:51:57 Tranny. Two star for tranny. Doesn't look like it's that bad. for tranny doesn't look like it's that bad trans tranny and trance transgender is fine transsexuals fine any other words Oh, Mr. Friend is in the house. Thrupple. Well, is that with two P's? One P. One P, one L. Nope, Thrupple's not even in there.
Starting point is 02:52:37 Boy, there's going to be some great breaking news sometime soon. Another first in the CrossFit space. Wow! If you put Osama... this says that someone said that they had Osama bin Laden in the title and they got their video deleted. What about Forskin? What about foreskin? foreskin is a no no. foreskin and foreskin is a no no. Alright. I will talk to you guys soon.
Starting point is 02:53:22 Have a good day. Thank you for joining me.

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