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Hey, good morning. Okay, not good morning. Bam, we're live. He didn't have his earphones
on. I don't think he knew we were live. Good morning. the Hey, when I, man, there's some crazy stories in the news right now. Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.
The drone stories just I'm tripping on drones the size of cars flying over people's houses.
Rhett was showing me a DJI and I remember it was 10 thou or 50 thou.
Yeah.
But it has a couple hundred pound payload capability.
Uh-huh.
And it's like the size of a Volkswagen.
I'd get seven of those.
So there's gotta be someone with the means thinking like me.
I didn't know that was available.
Just right here, not in Scotts Valley,
but in one of those small towns behind Scotts Valley.
I'm sure you know the name of the town. I can't remember it, but they have flying cars up there already.
They have these drones that you sit in.
I've been watching them on YouTube and they look like DJI drones and there's
dudes sitting in them flying them around.
Yeah.
As soon as the thing has a 400 pound capability and you've got the, the
control and emergency put me down button.
And have you seen those drones also DJI is selling
where you just, I mean, they're expensive
but you just buy a box, the drone lives in it.
You set it out in the Arctic or out in a desert
and an oil field somewhere.
And then you can fly it from anywhere in the world.
You push a button, the box opens up and the drone comes out
and then you do whatever surveillance you wanna do and then you push a button and then it goes and flies back in the world. You push a button, the box opens up and the drone comes out and then you do whatever surveillance you want to do and then you push a button
and then it goes and flies back in the box and charges.
I want one of those.
You think those are friendlies? One of the stories said there were 50 of them in the
sky. Another one said that a Coast Guard ship was followed by 12 of these things that are the size of Volkswagen's
Just off the coast off the East Coast
Will in March will have a Chinese president
Here you know
Hey, I
Flew my drone a couple months ago. I had the whole family out, the grandparents, me and the kids, and
my neighbor came out with a gun.
Why isn't someone just shooting these down?
And if you would have shot it down, I couldn't argue with them.
You know what I mean?
That's a felony.
You suffer the same fate as if you shot at a 737.
Really, if you shoot someone's drone down, that's illegal?
Yeah.
Look it up, it's gnarly.
People have been prosecuted as though they
were shooting at jumbo jets.
Wow.
Yeah.
Hey, you know, hang gliding was, I
don't know if it's still this way,
but when I was a kid and stupid enough to do that shit,
as soon as you put wheels on your hang glider,
it became an airplane and the FAA was involved.
But a running landing, it wasn't an airplane.
That's a crazy chapter in your life, by the way.
Whenever you tell those stories,
I have trouble getting my head wrapped around.
I've been to more hang gliding funerals than anybody.
Like I was one of the first, I don't know,
I don't know where it started, nobody knew, but
you know, I felt like I was Icarus' cousin. And the one I heard is a one in a million thing. That was
a one in a million failure. I've been to four funerals in two years. And there's only 100 guys that do it. Yeah, there's 500 of us around the world, you know,
I mean, you were, I mean, two guys knew him well, flew with him in Simi Valley a lot. And they went
out to somewhere in Germany and they got in a thunderhead. And one was found, he looked fine,
but he was frozen solid. And the other guy, he was like a carbonaceous mess
of protoplasm.
He got struck by lightning.
And the other one got frozen.
Found him in a pasture.
My buddy, Paul Nicholson, who lived with us
and worked for my dad, my dad found out this kid
made a variometer and he was doing analog design
when the whole world went digital.
When the whole world goes digital,
if you're really good at analog, you're making 200,000 years a 24 year old fucking in LA
in 1990.
Which is almost like a million bucks now.
It was amazing. He had a special talent. He did analog design, not digital design. Everyone's
doing chips. He's doing capacitors and resistors and and shit like
that. But Paul had a was in a kite and it it that wing just folded from thermal. Uh huh. And he
looks down and he sees cows. And he sees an oak tree that's like 20 degrees off from below him.
And he's up like 5,000 feet.
So he starts trying to make the fluttering flopping mess go towards the oak tree.
And he thinks he's headed towards it and he wakes up in the hospital.
He hit the tree.
Damn.
Made it.
And the people that rescued him, they came and got him.
Yeah.
The cow was standing over him and he was talking to it.
He has no memory of that.
But he thundered through this fucking oak tree
at 60 miles an hour in a fluttering mess
of a maple leafing kite.
What's the logic for the tree
that some branches will break your fall? Yeah, yeah, you rather hit the tree than the dirt.
I knew a guy that filmed a commercial for Jeep.
You've seen the commercial where the guy hang glides
and he lands in the Jeep and he's talking to a chick.
Well, the guy that did the hang gliding for that was killed during that shoot.
And a helicopter that was filming it flew over him as he was doing it, and it blew him into the ground
at like 100 miles an hour.
Wow.
And you were doing that when they were made out
of plastic straws and cellophane?
Yeah, you know, we, no, it was like.
Could you buy one or were they all homemade?
No, it's kits.
Like from the back of Boys Life Magazine or something. Yeah, it was sketchy as fuck
We were making this thing called the easy riser and it was a dihedral by playing
Rigid wing that was probably the safest and kind of coolest thing out there, but it was all it was all sheet metal and
Were they expensive?
They should have cost more.
I pulled a kite out of a bag
one day and went off a hill and
I'm like easy takeoff strong wind, but I can't get any lift
And so I'm just riding down the face of this fucking mountain, right? 15 feet above the top.
And every time I push forward, I start to stall.
So I don't want to lose my airspeed.
So I want to get down the hill as I can and then stall at a low speed.
And that was one of those things too where I think I'm doing pretty good,
then I'm tumbling.
And the last 50 feet happened so fucking fast in the fall.
But we get back in the postmortem was the kite was was in the wrong bag. I was like 40 pounds over
what you know, I remember pulling it out and going, God, this was a serious and this thing is cute.
I said, I'm serious, right?
You have any of that stuff?
No.
No.
That's something I wouldn't want my kids to get into, running off the side of a cliff
with some strings and a wing on their back.
Yeah, I saw a headline that a wingsuit dude from Santa Cruz died.
There's no way not stomp.
No, but it wasn't.
It was some other guy from Santa Cruz.
Just recently.
Yeah, like a year ago.
Do you have any thoughts about the drones, whether they're real or not?
I think you need to start it.
I think you need to start at plausibility and worst case scenario. And I'm only seeing footage of them at night.
That there's 10,000 of them here already and they're running practice missions to attack
the Eastern seaboard.
Controlled by China. Yeah, right. to attack the eastern seaboard controlled by china yeah right
i don't i can't believe you can follow a coast guard ship with the drone i tell you this i'd tell
i'd tell china just straight up put drones in our airspace and I will give a Persian missiles to Taiwan
with nuclear warheads,
with a seven second fucking launch to go time.
Yeah, so zero tolerance for Chinese flying over it,
flying in US airspace.
Dude, dude.
I'd nuke them before I'd allow it.
You wanna have a nuclear war?
That's a great, great way to have it.
Start flying drones over the US, big drones,
the size of cars.
Yeah, pretending like you're not.
Yeah, it's- That's an act of war.
That's an act of war.
I know you've seen the 10,000 drones
dancing together China video.
I saw one the other day, I wish I had the clip to show you,
but what they did is they made a circle of lights at night that looked like it
Was like some some time portal had opened up in the sky
And then it had lights dropping out of it and from far away it looked like a sci-fi movie
You know what I mean? It looked like aliens entering our like our dimension
You know with fucking time portal with 10 million drones, you have a 10 megapixel.
Right.
Image.
And from the right.
Oh, wow.
I didn't even think of that.
Yeah.
So we're ordering up this slip flap thing.
You know the flipping letters that I showed you for the gym?
Yeah, that thing's amazing.
It's incredible.
And the options, the options are, I mean, there's color, you can, there's all kind of
animation things.
But I was thinking, imagine during a seminar to have someone reasonably
astute that might even have your lecture notes, they could throw key pieces up on the slip
flap that you know, like we define fitness as work capacity measured across broad time
and mobile lanes and bam, there it is. Yeah.
One of the test answers.
Got this video.
This video is amazing too.
It's really good promo.
Yeah.
And that what they're not like a storage shed,
it looks like.
Always use a little inspiration.
Like their businesses.
That's what it looks like to me.
I haven't seen one of these in person. I've only seen these things in the movies.
My local Buck and Rider great restaurant has one and they throw up specials and shit. It's cool. And the audio, the sound effects it makes are great.
Yeah. I mean, people watch it.
You're staring at the board.
Like there might be some drink that's only a dollar for the next hour.
Oh, that was, that was their shit promo.
Uh, no, each great.
Greg has a great take on that.
Uh, you, you misunderstood him.
Uh, Oh no, it's goodwill racing.
Greg wants to use nukes.
Do you remember what you told me about?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me explain this to God.
Good will racing.
The surest way to get nuked is to signal that you will do anything whatsoever to avoid that,
including giving up your sovereignty, your freedom, and your liberty.
That's how you get nuked.
See, you're a liberal, and I can tell, and think that police cause crime.
You got your shoes on the wrong feet.
It's weakness that causes attacks and war, perceived weakness.
Victor Davis Hansen wrote a great book.
What is it?
The End of Everything?
What's it called?
Oh yeah.
Should have just gave out a bunch of them.
Super simple premise.
But what happens is that affluent-
The end of everything.
The end of everything.
That affluent and successful nations grow soft
and successful nations grow soft and start fearing war above all else. Nothing is worse than war. Nothing. And then someone looking at your shit that doesn't have
somewhere in a shithole country they're looking at you and they think I can just come over there and take that because I'm not afraid of war and
they are and that's the mistake that Hitler made that uh Hirohito made.
Hansen says this has been going on for thousands of years
that you you you want peace at all costs and someone a fraction of your strength locks in on that
and comes to take your shit.
The very thing you don't want, you cause.
Not unlike the message on the tolerance.
The most tolerant nations and cultures breed and fester the least tolerant of fucking ideologies.
I don't have an easy answer to this, but I think we can start by sharing that you're
not thinking straight, Goodwill Racing.
Sorry, sorry. the evidence. I saw a list.
I should have saved the clip.
I saw a list of the guy that Daniel Penny brought to the ground in the subway.
Yeah.
I saw a list of his crimes.
Yeah.
How about the 80-something-year-old woman that had her skull fractured?
They say it's aurora, but it's your fucking skull.
You fractured her skull. Hit an 80-year-old woman so hard, it fucking that had her skull fractured. They say it's aurora but it's your fucking skull. He fractured her skull
hit an 80 year old woman so hard fucking fractured her skull.
Were they allowed to die today? Yeah, I gotta give him this.
He's he was extraordinarily prescient.
What's that mean? Prescient?
He saw the future.
Oh, like, thank God it was he that died today.
The list there was there was like a child of abduction charge.
There were some crazy fucking charges in there.
Were they are you allowed to use those as evidence in the case.
I don't think you are.
I think in the George Floyd case they weren't allowed to show video of him in his three
prior arrests saying I can't breathe. You know Floyd was even warned by in his previous
rest when they took him to the hospital the the doctor told him hey dude you're going to give
yourself a heart attack if you keep eating drugs every time you get arrested because he was doing that, you know, when he got caught. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's pulmonary embolism
that people will come into the ER saying,
I can't breathe and they're talking to you and breathing.
They're breathing kind of hard and fast,
but it's a weird one.
I can't breathe, but it's like that time you said
you couldn't drive and I go,
you're doing a most magnificent job.
Oh, God, that was fucking scary. I felt like I was in outer space. I ate a I ate a batch of brownies at someone's house and
then drove home and
God was in the way he says I can't drive I can't even see the
road I go well that this is incredible but because I'd give you an A if I were you're driving in structure,
you'd get like fucking extra points.
That was the worst.
I coached you all the way home.
That was the end.
You and Haley were both laughing your asses off.
God, I slept horrible that night.
That still affects me.
Hey, and then and then another story I heard listening to your TV.
I didn't I didn't hear this story either. I didn't hear that. I didn still affects me. Hey, and then another story I heard listening to your TV. I didn't hear this story either, that NFL professional athletes are getting robbed
left, right and center. Did you hear that story?
You heard that on my TV?
Yeah, just now before the show started, I brought our screens up and I could hear your
TV and it said Kelsey and Mahone
Were both robbed this past weekend and then another guy named burrows and I guess the crooks are like well
He's out playing football. I'm going to his house and help myself to shit in the fridge
Yep
That's wild
That's that that has to have been going on forever.
And then now it's just really ratcheted up with all the illegals.
I'm gonna blame it on the illegals.
If you've ever been a part of-
I'm in the Arcadia neighborhood.
Yeah.
Which is one of the nicest neighborhoods on earth. But I'm in the Scotadia neighborhood, which is one of the nicest neighborhoods on earth,
but I'm in the Scottsdale section of it,
and there's not much of Arcadia that's in Scottsdale,
the city.
And the street signs are different,
they're named different, it's 64th and One Direction,
it's Inver Gordon and another,
and there's just a few streets that don't change their name. And
so the look is obvious and the police are different. It's a different thing to have
Scottsdale cops show up than, than Phoenix PD and Phoenix PD is a great PD, truthfully.
But if you, if you, if you want to commit crime and get arrested or shot,
Scottsdale is the place to do it.
Wait a guy that hit carjacked a woman
in somewhere like Gilbert or something
and jumped on the freeway, no leads as to where he went,
but he made the big mistake of getting off in Scottsdale.
And every off ramp on the freeway has license plate
readers. They're everywhere. And within 15 seconds of getting off the freeway and running through the
signal, the police were on him. And I think three minutes later, he'd been shot a dozen times.
I mean, from getting off the freeway to dead,
I think it was three and a half minutes.
Great place.
Another thing I understand is,
like when I'm at your house, there's always someone there.
There's always a nanny, a guy working on the roof,
a UPS guy.
Those neighborhoods are just like,
they just, I mean, they're big homes, they're big yards.
There's always someone there.
I don't, it's bizarre to me.
There's people sleeping over at people's houses.
Everyone has caretakers.
It's so-
In a radius of about a half mile,
my builder is building in Scottsdale,
Phoenix and Paradise Valley.
I mean, we're all neighbors, but we live in three different cities with three different
PDs.
What's required to protect a $20 million build in Phoenix is different than it is in Scottsdale
and Paradise Valley. And that's a police difference.
Right.
My point is that people that do crime, if they're good, if
they're smart, they know you don't want to do it here. Right.
There's a house just as nice just on the on the other side of
the fucking 64th.
Just as nice.
You can't see the difference except the street change names and a different popo comes when
someone 911s.
But also you reach a certain level.
It's Capitola and Santa Cruz, brother.
Right.
But you reach a certain level and someone's always at your house.
I mean, when you leave your house, there's a caretaker.
Someone has to, like your house needs to be like kept.
It's like a sentient being almost.
Yeah, I wouldn't do an empty house here.
Yeah.
And I just can't believe that Mahone leaves his house
and doesn't have someone stay in it.
Like shit has to be done.
Mail has to be picked up.
You gotta make sure like you got a pool, you got dogs.
I mean, you got a shitload of dogs.
Yeah, does the Mrs. Travel with the team?
Yeah, I think she, at least anytime,
I always see like the big thing was is that her and
the Swiftie are always in the box together.
So I assume she travels with the team.
Adjusting age, if you'd like.
Go ahead.
Maggie and the kids are in Costa Rica, and the kids got sick.
Rhett threw up all over his bed.
They got multiple vomitors.
How come you're not sick?
I'm still sick.
And you said you are?
Oh, you don't sound sick or look sick. Thanks.
And I need more tea. Can I grab that? Yeah, please. That's all as fuck. No, no, no, no,
no. It's our it's our show. We do what we want to do.
If you ever have been a part of a criminal trial, you will quickly realize that tons
of evidence that shows the whole picture of the crime is never allowed to be
presented. What? Yeah I mean that's a basically in criminal trials there's
tons of evidence that's not allowed to be presented. What's the whole picture of
the crime? What does that mean? Like you know like in the George Floyd case they
weren't allowed to present that in his three previous arrests that he said I can't breathe.
Well that would yeah that so that's what you mean by whole picture. Yeah or or
there were some video angles that for some reason weren't allowed to be
presented. I mean the craziest one in the George Floyd case is the fact that Derek Chauvin was using
a technique that was taught by the police.
And when they brought the manual forward, the police training manual forward into the
courtroom, those pages had been taken out.
And when they asked the chief of police, that is the same chief of police based on his religious police refused to carry a gun
When they asked him was that technique taught in the police academy? He said no
Yeah, it was all lie and in the documentary
Yeah in the documentary there's like 20 cops being like no here's the book I still got it here it is that's the technique
He even called it out by name when he was doing it.
I mean, and they weren't allowed to present that. I mean, it's early, early in the ensuing weeks,
a an affiliate whose spouse is in the US Attorney's Office in that region,
said that the club that both Chauvin and Floyd worked at
was a known place to exchange counterfeit money.
own place to exchange counterfeit money.
And they were looking hard at what the relationship between them may be because
there was testimony from police that Floyd was asking for Chauvin.
And the whole thing was quickly dismissed because the knee ride, the idea. I mean, but there was a thorough attempt to figure out if there was something shitty going on here.
I mentioned that in the periphery on a Zoom call.
And it made national media.
And I became a QAnon guy.
I had never heard of QAnon.
I remember this.
And I was like, what? What's the QAnon thing?
And I was, you know, I was impartial. I didn't know all the facts. It's even worse than I might
have presumed it was, it turns out. But I do know that the feds were doing a deep dive, very, very
concerned about, you know, this and if there was something nefarious they wanted to know. But that you and I have a friend who allowed himself to be cuffed and he wrote a knee and it says
he's done something 5,000 times. And it's kind of considered the humane thing to do
a guy that's going to split his skull on the window of the inside of your car.
You pull him out and if you stop the head, and it's, anyways, after the Floyd thing on video,
our friend handcuffed, rode a knee on a giant
that was not, like not trying to be nice about it. Right. It's a it's a safe and common technique.
It beats pulling them out and cracking them upside the fucking, you know,
causing a subarachnoid hematoma with your fucking baton or your elbow.
There's a word there's a word in the training.
Oh, it's called the maximum restraint technique.
MR, MRT.
It's called a knee ride.
It says a maximal restraint technique shall only be used in situations where
handcuffed subjects are combative and still pose a threat to themselves.
Yeah.
You know what it sounds like?
The maximum, What is it?
What they call it?
MRT Maximal.
That's like from the Lego movie.
What was it?
The ultimate weapon of doom or something?
It was the fucking cat.
But all you needed was a laser pointer.
That was the greatest movie.
And it just destroyed cities.
Yeah, they'd throw this orange cat at Lego structures and knock them down
I'm a paramedic a pulmonary embolism will let people breathe air in and out of the lungs
But they won't get in any oxygen from it. They will feel short of breath constantly
Which is exactly what I said. Thank you John. I thought I remembered that correctly
To the handsome man with the beard, what's more
important in an athlete? Proceo perception or the mobility? Thank you kind of. Thank you for that,
Jake. No, no, no, no, no, the proprioception makes effective mobility possible.
I don't even know what that is.
It's your awareness of where you're at. Like if you close your eyes and fall over, that's weird,
right? Yeah, okay.
No, I'm not gonna, you know, that's kidneys or liver. Take a pick one. You know, I'm not going to, you know, that's kidneys or liver.
Take one.
You know, I'm not going to play that game.
Those are integrated capacities that make that we're on our way to making an athlete
with those two.
In fact, I can mobility alone, like who cares what you're feeling if your mobility is, you
know, precise enough,
but we'd have to define those things.
I don't miss it.
Your body's ability to sense movement, action, and location.
So it's your awareness of your body.
So that's like, if you tell someone,
hey, when you squat down, bend your knees,
and then they don't bend their knees, they don't-
You gotta go below parallel.
I am.
Oh, yeah.
Draw for me on the board.
Here's a piece of chalk stick figure.
What do you think you're doing?
Where is it going in your head?
Joe burrow was also robbed this weekend.
Joe burrow got robbed over the weekend when he was in Dallas playing the Cowboys.
That's the Cincinnati quarterback. That's the good one. I
Watched it. I watched that Syria video. We'll get to that in a second. That was really really good. Yeah. Yeah was great
Yeah, he's a that's an exceptional talent. I know his editor to fucking back. He might just be
Like, you know, in 10 second bursts,
but it's very well done.
Is the summation that Syria Assad was supported
by Iran and Russia?
For sure.
And it was, I mean, Israel would rather have chaos
that hates Iran.
You saw that video I sent you.
Right.
Hezbollah guy sawing off the Syrian dude's head.
Yeah, that guy didn't even.
Sorry, the rebels sawing off the Hezbollah guy's head.
And the guy didn't even scream or nothing.
I guess you can't when they slit your throat.
He just cut his head off.
He's not even panicking.
Well, not much.
They're standing on his arms and his forehead.
I mean, it's crazy.
But anyway, an enemy.
I told my sister that.
And she said it's hot.
She said it's hot.
I told my sister that, and she was like did how did he do it?
Because she was telling me about sawing the head off of animals
And I said he just did it with like a knife that looked like a pirate knife and just slit his throat and just did
A couple back and forths and the fucking head she abs it came right off
Yeah, you can tell it's not the first head. He's removed. That's what I told my sister, too
I said he wasn't an amateur
That's what I told my sister too. I said he wasn't an amateur. Yeah, no he's not.
Anyway, go ahead. So real quick and then you can go Greg.
Greg sent me a video telling me sort of the situation in Syria.
The Syrian government just fell. Assad's been in power and his family's been in power 50 years.
And Greg sent me this video that was like 50 minutes long that's like, hey, check this out.
This will kind of give you a big picture perspective of what happened there. Okay, go ahead. He's actually can identify
the Chechnyan, Ukrainian. I mean, there's multiple elements to this thing, right? Right. And some of
it was in bed footage. I mean, like these guys are taking little towns and the green armbands are
hugging the yellow armbands and this is iPhone footage. Everyone's
got their iPhone out. Here's my understanding that Russia and Iran were supporting Assad so he could
keep control over Syria. They got busy with their own wars. They stopped funding him. He left and Turkey funds ISIS and ISIS moved in. Is that the story?
Boy, I don't know that. What, was it Turkey?
It sound, I felt like that's-
No, but my new take on things is that,
and Turkey's a NATO ally, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
I think that they think that there's something worse
in the world than Israel.
It's like the South Park conservative,
you know, where Parker or Stonewall said,
and that term was what, Andrew McCarthy, was it?
Or Andrew Sullivan, one of the guys who's following
said that Parker or Stone once said that
I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.
And I think there's something for most Muslim Islamic nations.
I think there's something worse than Jews.
And I think it's a crazy Muslim.
Even though even though they're Muslim.
Yeah. Hey, the security in the UAE is against, it's crazy Arabs that they're fearing, not Jews.
The synagogue there is the most heavily guarded place I've ever seen anywhere.
You'd have a better chance of running into Fort Knox and running
out with hands full of gold than you would get into into
synagogue in Abu Dhabi is a bad guy.
You'd be shot by a chick. How's that for insult?
They're tore up over the murder of that rabbi. That happened in Dubai? Yeah.
Eaton Beaver, good morning Seve and coach. Hey good morning dude, hope your dad's
doing well. During a defensive tactics training that went over the threat of drugies giving themselves rabdo during altercations. Oh
Geez, they were concerned about the drugies giving themselves rabdo
It makes sense
Good I hope they do get it
Good, I hope they do get it.
Bad day to be Alawite. I don't know what that is.
Yeah, Trish, I mean, isn't the guy, it's a minority sect
there.
And I guess the ousted dude was one of those, right?
Wasn't he Alawite?
Alawites are the ethno-religious group of people
who practice a mystical sect of Islam called Alawism.
They are primarily located in Syria
and Levant make up 10 to 13% of the population.
Assad was one of those.
I think-
Oh, the Assad family who ruled from 1971 were Alawites.
Now, the guy who used to be the al-musra and a part of al-qaeda
or al-qaeda emulators or whatever the fuck it was um ended up in at war with al-qaeda and uh
the guy who's in charge now he's you know talk is nothing but when you're like death to the jews
we're gonna kill all americans you're're burning flags, like I get your message.
His message is absolutely the opposite of that.
He's saying that Syria's gonna be tolerant of all religion.
He wants no war with the West.
But it's a good thing to say
when Israel's just crushing shit.
Israel eliminated Syria serious Navy day
before yesterday. Yeah, that
was another thing I heard. I
heard that it was time
perfectly with some of Syria's
**** I mean, it's on the boats
and like so there's Russian
bases there. Um they they need
to go. Oh, wow. These pictures are crazy. Of the Navy? Yeah.
Yeah. It's great the anti-ship missiles they have.
Because the boat looks pretty good except it looks completely black and it's got a big hole in it.
Yeah.
And why were they attacking Syria? Because those are Hezbollah guys? well, they don't want they don't want these the the wild faction of of
Crazy Arabs from all over the world that overthrew this guy. They don't they don't need a fairly sophisticated Navy
480 strikes in 48 hours, that's 10 an hour. That's a good number.
The Israel Gaza thing, by the way, I saw a flyover the other day of Gaza. It looks like 70% of Gaza has been flattened.
My takeaway on that is that the October 7th thing was one of the like a bad idea. Yeah. For those people. I also heard a story leadership their leadership their
government did that. I also heard that they weren't planning on stop it they
didn't know when they attacked Israel that there was a concert there and
That the plan was is to go deeper into Israel
Because they wanted to show that so good. They exhausted all their killing energy there. Yes. Yeah
That basically they wanted to come in further undetected and show that they could get a deeper strike. They needed more attackers. I mean,
hell, if you're gonna do what did they attack with 1000 guys?
Was that the number? I don't know.
I saw a great video the other day was on a college campus. And
it was a woman who had been kidnapped right during the
October 7 thing
sitting next to some kid who's like
anti-israel like protester
There's like a Columbia or something the two of them are sitting side by side and she's looking right into her his eyes being like Okay, so tell me how
Tell me how I deserve this tell me how I'm really and she was just really calm
She's like I want to be really open to you. Explain to me how Israel's bad. It was, it was, guy didn't say a word for 15 minutes.
Crowd was coming unhinged.
The, the, the morality here is as clear to me as it is with Hitler and the Jews.
The morality here is as clear to me as it is with Hitler and the Jews.
I like my friend Bobby's take on this. And it was any nation on earth with the capacity would have turned, turned, gauze into exactly what it is. Yeah.
If you, if you tried that to Turkey, France, Iran, Russia, Mexico.
I don't know. Some of those European countries would just grab their ankles, dude.
Which one? Yeah, Germany and France. Like when we when I my last trip to Paris I went during the the yellow vest deal and I was at the four
seasons in Paris. No it wasn't was it Paris? No. We're not a different city, different person. But in France, and our security detail,
and we were, like I was called and told, move away from the windows.
And there was firecrackers and then gunshots, and these guys knew the difference.
They were sensitive to that.
And we made it kind of a quick escort away from the Four Seasons.
kind of a quick escort away from the Four Seasons.
And those guys later showed us footage of the terrorist attack at the heavy metal concert in Paris.
And I couldn't believe what I was watching.
It was some of the bravest, boldest policing
I could ever imagine done by uniformed cops. It wasn't even like the SWAT guys,
right? When my guys came, they had ballistic shields and it was just awesome. There was no
longer any hope. But before that, I saw French cops in uniform as soon as there was a lull and automatic weapon fire stepping into the light
and firing revolvers up at the bad guys.
I mean, I don't think that the reputation of cowardism
or whatever it is that people ascribe to the French,
I don't buy it.
What about Canada?
Canada has lost men
disproportionate to American losses in all of our conflicts,
and many of them got there first.
And so I got, I mean, we went,
I did a cert where eight guys were killed,
Canadians, never did anything like that in the States.
No, they've suffered in Afghanistan in World War I, World War II, and
I think they were in both of those before we were.
Well, good.
My wife goes to war, isn't that right?
Isn't that a kid from Pennsylvania that goes up to Canada to get into the war early.
I don't know.
They're a fierce people.
The Canadians were the fucking guys in Afghanistan that were in their BDUs during the brutal
Afghan winter where everyone's like, that's the big story, the brutal Afghan winter.
The guys from the Princess Patricia Light Infantry Brigade were
wearing tank tops and fucking BDUs playing soccer. This is 20 years ago though, right?
Yeah, before climate change.
Oh, I heard Jean-Pierre saying in a White House press conference that the Malibu,
she doesn't even refer to it as the Malibu, she doesn't even refer to as the Malibu fire.
She was referring to it as a Malibu, it's like a climate incident they're having.
Malibu was burned every year for the last hundred years and now it's a climate incident.
In 1971 at my middle school, a third of the kids lost their homes.
71 at my middle school, a third of the kids lost their homes.
Wow.
And that was the soggest Tamalaboo fire.
Does that have its own wiki page?
I would hope.
I think it was 71.
Maybe 70. Was it the Clampit fire had started in the morning of September 25th, 1970 in New Hall
Pass within a few hours when it was pushed into Malibu?
Yep.
Damn, that was a big one, huh?
That was it.
That was I've only one of the times seen that.
I got caught up. I've been in three, four or five fires.
But you remember us evacuating Pepperdine?
Yeah, that was wild.
I wasn't scared at all.
For me, there was no way that...
I mean, maybe I'm just naive. It was unimaginable that the fire could come that close to the ocean.
When, when we were going to go over to Pango Canyon, I was a little concerned.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That part I was concerned about too.
You know, like that's, that's, that's what the fuck up looks like.
That's where they read about you in the news, the wind change direction
and blew over the road and killed.
like. That's where they read about you in the news. The wind change direction and blew over the road and killed.
The areas are burning and I think hence have figured this
out. But the your ways and shit will nav you into the death
trap because there's no traffic.
Oh, wow.
Go this way. It's uncluttered. All the ways are stopped, you
know, and see any drive into flames.
There's a hotel next to Nobu there, right on the ocean,
and it has a swimming pool.
And right on the sidewalk, there's an opening.
And it's like, fire department,
use our pool water if need be.
And the fire department can connect
right into their fucking pool.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Have you seen that sign?
We gave the fire department access to our koi pond and they explained that their
sucker line would leave enough water for the fish and not suck fish. Wow.
Okay, if you needed the fish to put out a fire, use it. Yeah, throw the fish out.
I have a fire hydrant at the house and a fire hose and
a nozzle.
In Larkin Valley.
Mm hmm.
Oh, I didn't know that. Where is that?
In the garage. Why I didn't tell you partnered it's right near
the kind of the water tanks.
Oh shit, that's awesome.
And so with the generator and the two, what are they 8000 gallons?
Is that right?
The propane?
No, the water, my water tanks.
Oh, oh, right.
Hey, so does the fire department come there
and check that thing on the reg?
Dude, the fire department goes over my house
and in fact, they told us that we were the first
house and in fact they told us that we were the first
Hillside wooded
Large acre property in Santa Cruz that they had no recommendations
But you know is after their sixth time there, but we did we did all the even the things like
like the
What's that yellow plant called?
The flowering thing?
Is it coming all sorts of colors?
Mustard seed?
It's bright yellow and they didn't want, they wanted us to eradicate it, but you could
leave as many as you want as long as no two touched.
Okay.
And that was a pretty good effort.
We had like an over an acre of that shit, right?
So you're hand selecting these beautiful flowering herbs because they burn like gasoline.
You said we won't even go into that stuff.
Like that's a, if it ignites, everyone runs.
Jonathan Ortega's Secret Service is offering a $40,000 bonus if you're hired.
Go try Protect Daddy Donald.
Man.
That's desperate.
Hey, look, you're not even gonna believe this clip
I'm gonna show you.
These are these ladies on,
I think it's ABC is their network.
This is just wild.
Whoopi is out with COVID.
So rest up and get back here miss when you feel better.
It's coming back.
It's coming back.
Another friend of mine got it too.
I mean we have to be careful again.
And it's interesting because a lot of people aren't getting that new booster. I got mine. I got it a couple months ago and I did get a reaction
to it but it made me feel safer. Is everybody eligible for it now? It made me feel safer but
I got a reaction. Can't use her own discernment. Clap if you had your third booster.
own discernment yeah clap if you had your third booster
it's more unfortunate to audiences clap if you've had your third booster the one black guy in the back is the only guy not clapping he's like I ain't getting
that I ain't getting that the whole show is like a meme
Clap if you've had your third booster
My father attributed liberalism to he just said it was arrested intellectual development
Just turned it into a medical condition.
And I've not seen an instance where that's really not the case.
Did you say turn it into a medical condition? Yeah.
In fact, you know what?
You know our friend Dan and our friend Harry?
Yeah.
Their dad was studying x rays of the skull and went
over to Russia and he thought for sure that he was going to find an organic brain deficit
in in in socialism. He thought that someday you'd be over to have an MRI. No shit, you're going to be a liberal.
Oh damn.
That there'd be a thing in the head.
Right.
True story.
A very intelligent man.
Did he find anything?
He thought that such a common defect of reasoning must have an organic cause.
I don't think it's
preposterous I don't think it's a out there find that find the place in the
brain where there's like you know they've got this earbud shaped size thing
that's just something's missing right and you get the Nobel Prize in medicine. Is Greg using the same barber as the professor back to the future?
Hey, you want to know something funny? I wake up every day and I have for like six
months now thinking I'm going to go get a haircut.
I heard you say that on the one we were in.
I keep, I keep, I actually think I'm going to.
It's the weirdest thing and I think maybe it's just to feel good about the things that I'm that I'm that I'm not getting done
Then I'd like fuck like, you know Craig has too much money worrying. It's an early for me
Craig has too much money to worry about here
I've got I've got
eight lectures to deliver of
fairly technical material
That I'm trying to make accessible to the lay public
It includes all the doctors and scientists
I know and I'm being goaded on and encouraged by the people
that truly understand my material.
And they will be present.
And that's a trippy thing to do.
And they can't believe amongst themselves, these wizards
from around the world, that someone
would bring this material in this manner to this community,
to a
lay community and I thought it was 10 it's 10 but the introduction in the
closing like that it come on that's it okay it's trying to explain you know
what I'm gonna do and and at the end what you might do with it. What would you do from here?
Call her hot. Call her hi. Hey, you win the award for best caller already just because you stayed perfectly quiet for two minutes. I thought that's how we're supposed to conduct ourselves in society.
You are awesome. Hey, this is Mike Dowl and some people told me
I had a made up name last time, but nope,
it's me I'm calling in.
I called him once before.
I remember Mike.
He was making it in as a function of my business.
So, you know, if I can dial in midday or watch the show,
I always listen to it after the fact.
Anyway, my comment is a little delayed
because you've moved on,
but in observation of the COVID commentary
you were speaking on, as well as the election,
I'm finding as I go through life,
I didn't realize that each moment of every day
I'm doing in firefighter parlance,
I'm not a firefighter, but my dad's retired, my son is,
they do a size up, right?
And now as a function of the COVID debacle,
as a function of the election, as I go through life,
this size up that I think we all do innately,
every day, even involuntarily, like life is a layup now.
You can like parse out where somebody stands
and friend, foe, this, that.
I just wanted to throw that that wrench into the
for some dialogue.
That's all kind of an observation.
Nothing more.
Are you saying that every everywhere we go every new situation we're doing a size up
as an evaluation and because we've had so many big events happen and you can see where
people stand it's easier to do size ups.
I'm saying yes as a function of the COVID situation,
as a function of the election, as I marched through life,
it's like everything has such clarity now.
It's somewhat amazing.
I know where people stand within my family,
within my love life, with all these things.
And it's actually made life almost,
dare I say, easier in some regards.
Oh, Greg, you're muted. Greg, you're muted.
You're about to say something great. Can't can't let you be muted. Go to.
There we go.
Okay.
I fiddled with my eye.
I mean, no, it's a fun thing.
It's fucked me up.
Am I on?
Yeah, you're on.
You're good.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Mike, is this like the realization
that the woman behind the Prius is there's
some assumptions you can make about her
and about the chick in the F-150, and
it would be foolish at this point to not expect that difference.
Amen.
Exactly.
Yeah, I get that.
It's like, it's been there.
It gets out of the F-150, I'm sexually-
But the world is now clear.
Yeah.
It comes out of a Prius, and it's not going to work for us. I'm Clear yeah Gets comes out of a Prius. It's not gonna work for us. I'm sorry
Uh, yeah, yeah, I mean listen, it's thrown a monkey wrench into my my own my own life
A little bit, but I welcome the uh the clarity kind of it. It's been interesting
Yeah, hey mike when I when I would go to the skate park
Um in uh in the middle of the day at home school all the home school parents show up with their kids to the skate park in the middle of the day, in a homeschool, all the homeschool
parents show up with their kids at the skate park.
As the cars pull up, and I'm the only man because most men are not doing that and it's
women bringing their kids, but as the cars pull up, I think Greg maybe made this observation
with me.
That's how I learned it.
The value of the car is going to be the hotness of the woman.
So finally, when the fucking
Escalade with blacked out windows 2024 Escalade pulls up, you can't see who's in it. But you
know she's going to be hot as fuck. And she's gonna be so much more attractive than the
chick driving the shitty car. And it's because of the spouse she got right? And low it's
a 10 out of 10, man. It's 100%. The chick that gets out of the Escalade
is always just smoking.
Some variety of smoking.
That Christie Brinkley,
Billy Joel, wasn't that?
They were the couple, right?
And so you're playing-
Yes, Long Island Zone, correct.
Yeah, and you're playing with these weird variables
because you could end up with his looks and her talent.
Julia Roberts and some musician she was with,
he was like weird looking.
Remember that guy?
No.
Yeah, that's a great observation.
Yeah, my sense of the Eastern European Jews having a full standard deviation, higher
IQ, it was reported than others.
You can watch Fiddler on the roof and find out how that happened. is that when intelligence is sexy, people get smarter.
Yes, interesting.
Andrew Hiller told me once,
do you want to know who has the hottest chick in the room?
I go, who?
He said the guy on steroids.
And I started noticing that.
And you know, there's that component too
The biggest buff is guy in the room as the fucking hottest chick and then also the richest guy in the room
Yeah, there's a superficiality to it. Of course, of course. I was not suggesting yes, of course
You know Jim Jordan thought I should put one of my dogs down because it didn't go with the others
That's epic superficiality I'd give that the the great Oscar for back himself into my house and arranged 4000 books by size and color. I was so fucking mad at him. So his big green books, little green books, and then a stack of books I needed to get rid of. I wanted to throw them through the fucking window. You want to know the weirdest thing it didn't in the least bit hinder my ability to find a book. It was better than Dewey Decimal.
I mean, it's a big book. It's right over here.
Hey, listen, you're gonna have to put that dog down. Why? It doesn't match.
Yeah, yeah. He was on the cover of GQ. Right?
Yeah, he's shot in the cover of GQ many times and in vogue.
He shot a hundred of them.
Yeah.
Like they might have just put him on the cover out of love, you know, over the years.
But what was that legit cover?
Yes, he's done.
Oh, I don't know if he personally has been on the cover.
That sounds familiar, but I know he shot every major magazine.
Someone did you send it to me?
Is it recently? Yeah, Kathy and magazine. Did you send it to me? Is it recently?
Yeah, Cathy and Jimmy did.
Someone sent it to me.
It wasn't Jimmy.
Let me see.
It was some special edition of GQ, and Jimbo's on the cover.
Yeah, it doesn't.
Oh, yep, there he is.
I see it.
Right?
Yep. 50 best
dress men in America and he's on the cover. Someone said it's
the Pirates of the Caribbean boots, man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
it's a great picture of him. Love that kid. Yeah. Show him.
Yeah, that's crazy. I'll pull it up.
All right, gentlemen, forget it.
I need to I need to bounce.
I appreciate the show.
And I wanted to call in again.
I was unimpressed by my ability to synthesize in a pressure situation
my thoughts last time, and I'm not suggesting I did any better this time.
But it's kind of I'd like to keep calling in for that underlying reason. my thoughts last time and I'm not suggesting I did any better this time, but
It's kind of I'd like to keep calling in for that underlying reason if nothing else
Yes, please a practice practice on this show. So when you call in a bigger podcast, you don't fuck up. Thank you
Now this is the best podcast. I love it. I love it. Have a great day gentlemen. Thank you so much
So I want to share my Jim Jordan story. Please.
He's a kid lived next door to me
and he used to fucking take scissors
to his sister's doll's hair and get beat for it.
And he always, he like, he knew he wanted to cut hair
and he dropped out of high school
and got my sister to drop out of high school
and the two of them went to beauty school.
Then he went to Joe Blasko's monster making school and did a bunch of shit.
And he used to have chicks come over and he'd take, do their hair, cut their hair, do their
makeup and take pictures of him. And I had a Pentax 35 millimeter camera and I was, I was, he got me to take
pictures of him. And the people that came through his garage and had their hair cut
and their makeup done and pictures taken ended up some super models, some super talented
Hollywood A-listers came out of that thing.
And I so didn't enjoy it.
I was thinking I was gonna get some pussy
taking pictures maybe.
And that clearly wasn't that kind of environment.
And so, you know what I did?
I just gave him my camera.
And this guy went on to shoot hundreds of vogue covers. I'll tell you what he's doing.
He lives in Hidden Hills and you look out in his backyard and across the way and you
can wave at Eddie Murphy in his pool.
So Justin Bieber and the Kardashians.
Everything came out great for Jimmy and he says it's because I gave him my camera. But I've he and I couldn't be less alike,
which makes us perfect friends. We we share no attributes. But I really enjoy them.
Can you remember the model's name he brought to dinner one time with us? She was just a little kid. Yeah, Taylor. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rain. Taylor. Let me see if she likes girlfriend forever. Yeah. Taylor. Was it rain? I'm just gonna type in Taylor. Victoria's
secret model. Taylor Hill. Taylor Hill, yep. Okay.
He had, he discovered the, there was a point
where the top guy, that dude from jail
and her were both his discoveries.
He saw the mug shot of the kid in jail
and then went and visited him and signed him.
And he was, he was on a photo shoot
for some celebrity at a bed and breakfast like in Aspen when he saw her and said,
how old are you? And she says, I'm 14. And he said, go get your mom.
And he went and got the mom. And then you know, she's the biggest model on earth.
Wasn't she sweeping? She was working at like the like the family.
He brought her to dinner and I was so annoyed by her.
We had Haley go grab her and take her to bed.
I remember that we went to we were at the mall.
I think we were at the montage.
Jim came. He had this kid with him who was like 14 and
she was annoying and so Greg's like hey and my wife Haley was there and he's
like Greg's like Haley get this girl a room and put her to bed. Yeah it's the little girl's bed time.
You sent her away and five three years later.
I still would.
Oh, yeah.
I'd do that for Taylor Swift. It's bedtime, sweetheart.
That was so funny when you did that.
God, that was funny.
Yeah, it was past her bedtime.
She didn't belong there.
Right.
She was it was like having your little kid at the table. It's like, what the fuck is going on here? It's exactly what it was past her bedtime. She didn't belong there. Right.
It was like having your little kid at the table.
It's like, what the fuck is going on here?
It's exactly what it was.
Wow, what a, what a, what a trigger.
You know, at the same time I'm giving, I give Jimmy my camera, I tell, I tell Will, who's working at Vons, is a, is a box boy.
Like, you're smarter than this. This isn't a career choice. And he's wished
I do it. I told him you need to go to college. And so I saw him six months later, he's like,
I'm in college. What are you taking? And he's like, business and sociology. And I was like,
no, not like that. Not that kind of college. You need to take like chemistry and algebra and shit.
So next time I see me, he needs a little help.
And so I help him with some algebra.
And next thing I know, that fucker has left
the junior college.
He's at UC San Diego.
He majors in like chemical engineering and biochemistry,
applies to a bunch of medical schools,
doesn't get accepted and then gets a tip from a gal
at UC San Diego Medical School, a black woman,
that he needs to get out of California, go to Texas.
He moves to Texas and he gets a job with a Nobel laureate
as a lab aide, and two years later with a master's degree,
this is Will Wright, with a master's degree,
co-authors a paper on transplant immunology, applies to a bunch of medical schools. They all
take him quick as shit. And he ends up top student and then goes to the Cleveland Clinic,
where he's chief resident in radiology, and then gets accepted to every interventional radiology
fellowship that exists in the world.
They all petition him to come there.
And this is just telling a kid, you're better than a box boy, man.
Yeah, he gives you, he tells the story the exact same way.
He said he was fucking bagging groceries.
He says, I talked him out of business and now I'm filthy fucking rich and he's a physician in AIDS.
Well, he's rich too. He's just not filthy rich.
Yeah. He's a, he says you went into business and talked me out of it.
I tell you what you want to get, you want to, you want to find success in business.
It's going to have next to nothing to do. You like to study anything but business in school.
Yeah. good point
Hey, that's a crazy that's it that's that's such a wild story that you you talk to guy who is bagging groceries
Into going to medical school and now he's one of the best intervention
Cardiac intervention radiologists that what is an interventional radiologist? Is that what it is?
You see an interventional radiologist.
In the world.
There's surgery on TV screens with fishing line,
maybe it's pushing through a hole in your leg.
Yeah, I trust Will over anybody.
Brain surgery.
Dude, my buddy here is getting the best care
that Phoenix can possibly offer.
Will's like, well, did they run a culture on that? And he's like, no.
He's, oh, well, shit.
Ask them why.
So he does in a big meeting with a bunch of docs.
How come he didn't culture that?
And my doc says, oh my god, that's a good idea.
Yeah, Will's a good idea. Yeah, will be in wills like he goes, dude, if you're if you're
in first year of medical school, and you don't realize that
you're not going to make it. That is not it's not even like
it's like the horse keeps getting out. What did you shut
the barn door? Oh, yeah, fuck. It's that kind of thing.
I think of wills one of the most competent humans
in a chaotic scenario that I would want around.
I'll take him in a gunfight.
We had a hotel in Copenhagen,
which might've been my favorite stop ever.
Remember that week?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And poor Haley ran into that glass thing.
Yeah, broke her nose.
That really wasn't her fault though. No, it was a dangerous setup. Yeah, remember they had,
they closed, there was a concert downstairs in the lobby, so all of a sudden they closed all the glass doors. Do you remember, do you remember, uh, we, on your patio, um,
Travis Bajent was smoking a joint or he was about to smoke a joint and it
dropped out of his hand and rolled into a crack.
I was going to tell it.
And then it fell onto the, onto the slatted flooring and we watched it almost
falling, almost falling, getting closer, closer, falls
in. And we show Will and with a sewing kit and some cardboard and something, he makes
a joint retriever down this point.
Yeah, that was crazy.
All his interventional radiology pays off in one.
I thought that thing was gone. I was like, wow, that was amazing. It was pretty amazing
how it disappeared. It was one in a million shot. It was like a hole in one.
We're like, dude, what are you making? And he retrieved. A deeper deep retractor.
Greg was in the presidential suite in this really sweet hotel. Huge, huge room. There's
10 people in there and it just feels like no one's in there. And one of the doors is propped open with like a, you know,
a stack of like probably like $3,000.
Four inch thick coffee table book is wedged under the door to keep it propped
open. And Sammy comes in and we're like,
we get the key and he says,
he goes, oh, that's Travis,
that's some West Virginia shit right there.
And then we hear bellowing out of the next one,
hey, watch your fucking mouth.
Sure enough, it was Travis.
Riley can tell who the vandal is
by looking at the vandalism.
Like which kid drew on the wall with the crayon on your house?
Let me see, that's red for sure.
Why is that?
My eyes are poked out in most of the pictures, look.
Oh shit.
And he's like, you did that.
She goes, yeah, I took a pen and poked the eyes out.
Jody Lynn, so generous, Jody.
For Classic CEO Relaxed Tea, for Coach Glassman, Merry Merry Christmas,
Happy New Year.
Thank you, Jody, wow.
Very sweet.
Are you, how are things at the house?
Dude, I'm the only one here.
I know, does it feel weird, like in a good way?
You know, I mean, I'm the only one here. I know. Does it feel weird, like in a good way? Well, I mean, I really miss Maggie.
Hi, Maggie.
I do.
I know you do.
Yeah.
It's like a problem I have.
But the downtime, the quietness, and the amount of stuff
I'm getting done is cool.
And are you spending a lot of time in the classroom right there?
Hell, yeah.
And then I got I got Will coming out today. I just want to practice some delivery of some concepts.
Oh, that's nice. That's very nice.
It's it's important to teach our kids
that probability is the rational logical measure of our uncertainty
and doesn't inherit objects.
It's not a property of matter.
And why that matters is also complicated and kind of hard to get across, but it can be
done. And it's what we need to do to fix this unbelievable mess
that is academic primary research.
And it matters most of all because it's infected medicine.
And it is like a fucking disease.
The corpus of medical literature is infected with nonreplicable,
nonreproducible, non-science.
Infected with it.
Ionati's estimate is 50% of it.
Entire fields, the bulk of it.
Alzheimer's, cancer, it's nuts.
It's a crisis of,
the only thing that matches it would be
the stain and damage of collectivism.
But the universities ahead here,
collectivism and collectivism. But the universities ahead here, collectivism and deductivism.
Those are the two intellectual scourges of our era.
And they're both horrible.
One stacks bodies like fucking cordwood, collectivism,
creates unprecedented poverty, misery, death and the rest.
And the other is costing millions of lives through the failed opportunity costs of a methodology that produces trusted results.
Hey, Greg, at one point, I haven't heard you say this in a while, but at one point, you
pointed to something that should have been like a big red flag to people. There was this Hey, Greg, at one point, I haven't heard you say this in a while, but at one point, you
pointed to something that should have been like a big red flag to people.
There was this, like, like, academic publications were like, you know, 100 a year, and now we're
at 100,000 a year or something.
Yeah, the amount of that.
Like, hey, what's going on here?
This has got to be all bullshit.
We made science, and you need to put big quotes on that.
But we've created a high, high volume, low reliability,
cheap product that makes a lot of money.
And I don't see a fix.
And in fact, what I'm trying to teach is not, is I don't, I don't have any
sense at all of how you fix the system, but I know how you could fix the
individual and that's really no different for me than CrossFit was.
There was no vision of everyone being fit.
Right.
Who you, I'll show you what it takes to be fit
and you'll figure out right then,
yeah, one person in five wants this.
New medical articles are appearing at a rate
of at least one every 26 seconds.
As if a physician were to read every medical journal
published, they would need to read 5,000 articles per day
Holy shit
Now and that would say that's in 2010 this is from the Oman Medical Journal wrote this in 2010
Use anyone with interest in in the state of medical science
Anyone with interest in the state of medical science ought to listen to and follow Richard Smith, who was 25-year editor of the British Medical Journal. I think it's the oldest
and maybe the most respected of medical journals. Marcia Engle, similar tenure at New England Journal of Medicine and trying to think of the Lancet guy's name.
I heard you say it the other day.
I was up too late last night or I'd have it,
it's usually on the tip of my tongue.
Horton, Horton from Lancet.
So I've got long time editor of Lancet,
long time editor of New England Journal of Medicine,
and longtime editor of British Medical Channel.
Wow, listen to this.
You can't trust anything that comes out,
we're at a point now where you have to assume
it's fraudulent or wrong unless you have clinical,
powerful, empirical evidence to suggest otherwise.
So not only can you not read all the literature, it would be a waste of your time to do so.
What you need to do is develop a clinical intuition which you support with the literature
that is consistent with what you're seeing empirically.
And that's my medical society's message.
That was the message to the MD01.
I'd get in front of the doctors and tell them, listen,
you're not doing science.
If you read a journal article, you believe what it says,
you implement it, and you see with your own eyes
in the clinic a different outcome.
with your own eyes in the clinic, a different outcome.
Your obligation to science begins with empiricism. And that has to trump any fucking thing you read
or are taught.
And that is a hard-
Or feel.
Hard.
Yeah, or feel.
That's a hard lesson.
It really is.
It's not one in 10 Americans that will will ever ever really take that to heart and be
willing to learn things that they don't they don't they don't want to learn I mean why
I wish that wasn't true.
I asked someone the other day a liberal I said hey do you really think January 6 was
an insurrection you think that they went there to take over the capital and overthrow the
government like just be really honest with me let's just be really honest for a second
you really think that and they go no and go, then what's your deal with it?
And they go, it's the symbolism. It's how it made me feel. And
then we just heard that lady on the view say, the shot hurt me
and I had a bad reaction. But I feel safer.
Yeah, I'm, I'm more of the sense that the doors that place out of
be locked with a hero boy
and burned to the ground every 50 years.
The Capitol?
Yeah.
He was-
Listen, they didn't give a fuck when our cities burned.
Right, right, they did not.
Yeah.
They encouraged it, they abandoned the police station
in Minneapolis, they encouraged it.
That's not hyperbole, they encouraged it.
I watched Obama and his attorney general they abandoned the police station in Minneapolis. They encouraged it. That's not hyperbole. They encouraged it.
I watched Obama and his attorney general
fundamentally give the green light for the torching of Ferguson.
I told every cop I knew, I'm so sorry. I just watched our attorney general make it okay to do you harm.
Now one cop says, I didn't do that.
Every cop knew.
Every cop knew. Obama started a culture war against law enforcement.
No one in law enforcement missed it.
Not the black cops, not the yellow cops, not the red cops, not the white cops.
Everyone saw it. I was telling Patrick Whalen yesterday,
this, I thought he'd appreciate this because he's, he's a poet and a Marine and an educator, that if in your time or place you have inordinate safety or wealth,
over a few generations those people, inordinately safe, inordinately wealthy,
they will become uncomfortable in the presence of the men
that are capable of keeping someone else from taking it from them.
that are capable of keeping someone else from taking it from them.
I think this was Adam Walensky's motivation for the National Police Corps, which he patterned off something that Venice did long ago.
And that was made cops of dentists and doctors and lawyers and tradesmen.
of dentists and doctors and lawyers and tradesmen. I hate to be superficial, but those are all the narrow-shouldered, big-hipped, liberal
men in Washington that you're referencing to.
They are uncomfortable in the presence of men who are capable of protecting the society.
It's a trip.
Yeah, it is a trip. Yeah, it is a trip. So I like there's people that think that we're gonna anger Putin into war.
Full circle back to the nuclear thing.
Yes, he's so much smarter.
He's so much more dangerous than to be than someone that you could piss him off and
they'd attack you.
He's not gonna do anything out of anger.
He's as likely to do something out of anger as the current world chess champion
is likely to do something out of anger on the chessboard to you.
Don't confuse, you know what they did to Kasagi
in the Turkish, in the embassy? Yep.
None of that was done out of anger.
Give him an injection, hold him down, he's dead now,
cut him up, put him in little bags
and we'll leave with him.
No one's second, there's no, what's there to be mad about?
That was the Washington, I followed that story so closely.
Me too.
That was the Washington Post journalist, for those of you who don't remember, he went to
the, he was called to the Turkish embassy in Saudi Arabia.
To get a marriage license.
Two G5s landed in Istanbul.
They chopped the dude up. I shouldn't be laughing.
The Turks turned over to the U.S. intelligence.
The surgeon working the bone saw singing to himself.
Yeah, they have the audio recordings. Yeah, those leaked. I heard those.
Those leaked. I was like, what do you sing to yourself? Why you're after you've murdered someone,
you're sawing them up and putting them in court sized bags. Why did the Saudis he must
have done something really bad that the Saudis would take a risk of just luring him into
an embassy in a foreign country chopping them up and flying him out on G5. What was the risk?
I mean, it put who was president then it put a lot of pressure on the president then was it Trump?
We were in China when the story was really getting heated. I remember.
Yeah.
God, I was so into that story. And his wife just kind of waited on it. The crown prince told her, I went, relax, this will blow over.
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You think it was just he wrote it?
What do we need?
You think he just said something like,
the crown prince has a small penis
and he wrote that in the Washington Post
and because of that he got killed?
Or you think that he was like some sort of double agent or he was involved somewhere?
I would have to assume there was a faction of expats that were still important to him
business wise and their family and friends that were fans of the column. And they probably
sent several messages to him that like, this ain't cool.
Didn't he, hadn't he taken his citizenship or something?
But anyways, I mean, it's like, it's like Litvinenko or whatever his name was.
I couldn't remember it last night either.
The, the, the very expensive poison guy.
Yeah.
You know, you piss Putin off and he's going to get you. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you piss Putin off and he's gonna get you. Yeah. Yeah. And not out
of anger. Like the guy just plain blew up. Right. No, I think my sense of it, if we could hang out with Putin, that what you'd find is that all those things
that the left would attribute to someone doing out of anger,
he's doing it very calculatedly
and he thinks it's funny as fuck,
because it kind of is.
I knew that Putin had killed Litvinenko,
I think I'm saying his name, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I knew he killed him.
And my introduction to the story is I was in the airport
in Atlanta and I saw Putin on CNN.
And I didn't hear what he was asked, but the question,
and it was something about Litvinenko's death.
And you know what the fucker did?
He laughed and he says,
you need to be very careful about who your friends are.
And I said, holy cow, I'm listening to a murderer.
I didn't even know what the details were.
But it was clear to me,
like you accuse someone of murder and they laugh
and tell you he needed to pick better friends.
pick better friends?
Hey, um, going going back to what you were saying about, about
men, men being afraid to be around strong men, that kind of man, that kind of mindset, that kind of person. So the West
would make fun of this guy, right? The shirtless guy on the horse. And then meanwhile, this is what this is what they're looking at. This
is our general. Admiral Levine. And then all of a sudden the shirtless guy and the shirtless
guy on the horse is funny, but like, hey, that's culturally his thing. This is just
fucking mental illness. No one's accusing Putin of being mentally ill for riding his horse with his shirt off
Seve put the picture of Putin on the horse or with the Tigers shirtless
Yeah, juxtapose out with Obama on his bicycle smoking a cigarette
He he couldn't look more pathetic
Or how about Biden crashing on his bicycle? Surrounded by Secret Service and being helped by an old lady back up.
Did you see Jill flirting with Trump when it looked like Joe got up to change his diaper
or something, but there's an empty chair between them?, and they're leaning across from each other talking. Yeah
It's suck man. She she's a she's a really attractive woman. She needs to jump ship
He looked like she was fucking Trump. Yeah, she did
And and then she showed up at the voting
to vote addressed in red
And so the people on Fox are going she fully voted for Trump And then she showed up at the voting to vote, dressed in red.
And so the people on Fox are going, she fully voted for Trump
after the Dems tossed out the old man.
Did you see the story?
He needed, Biden needs a Trump victory for his legacy.
He looks so much better with Trump coming back
than he does with Kamala in.
Right.
See, if Kamala gets in and she's maybe the stupidest person
to ever run for national office, maybe by a long shot.
Or to teach a second grade class.
She's a moron.
Yeah, she's a...
Imbasile.
In some of the national TV said,
she lives in dread fear of her dimness coming to light.
Right.
So she even knows how stupid she is.
But with her as president,
the ruination of this country would be obvious and Joe would be blamed for not only starting the slide but picking her as a VP.
And he gets to now step aside and say, I'm the only person that ever beat Trump. And so he needs Trump in and then he needs Trump to be a fuck
up. Which is how to be reported. Watch as soon as Trump's in, there's gonna be a huge
homeless problem that matters somehow, right? Right, right. It's always a homeless problem
when there's a Republican. Yeah, when Republicans are in that the New York Times can't cover the homeless, seemed enough. Hey, years and years ago,
National Review did a LexisNexis search
on the terms far left, far right,
and ultra conservative and ultra liberal.
And the extremes were attached to the conservative position
like a thousand to one in all published material.
I never even heard of far left when I was a libtard.
It was just left and then the far right.
There was no right.
There's no right.
It's just all far right.
Hey, I heard Jesse Waters reporting that after Pelosi and Obama got Biden to step down,
they told him not to endorse Kamala. But as soon as he stepped down, 40 minutes later,
he endorsed Kamala. And that there was a guy, John Kelly or someone that Obama wanted to
have run for president. And that's why Obama waited three weeks or whatever
It was before he endorsed Kamala and that that was Biden's way of like hey fuck you guys
I'm gonna make this really messy for you. I don't know what the truth is
I don't know if there's any truth to it, but it's a fun story to believe
And you know Jill's fucking bombed because it's gonna be a race to the bottom now for them
I don't know how they are set up financially, but life's gonna change drastically for her
When you when you look at the bribes they took none of them look substantial or worth it
I would have thought it cost way more to bribe a US president
I didn't think you could do something for a million bucks. You know what I mean?
I thought like you could meet him for a million. I didn't know you could
fucking have like him fire someone, the attorney general fucking country.
When you look at the financial upside for corruption in politics and in science,
in politics and in science,
it's always kind of hard to take in how little the return is.
Like, wow, you did that for 10,000 fucking dollars? Yeah.
Pat Lang, and I'm speaking freely here, Pat,
but of course, here's why none of that makes sense,
Salman.
If Biden was actually that calculated, he would have never stepped down.
It's always his choice.
I'm not suggesting there was a gun put to Biden's head and he was told, hey, step down
or we're going to kill you.
I told you before he stepped down how they were going to get him out.
And all it takes is the donors aren't there.
Or we're going to do the 20th.
They were having money problems.
And the big donors were done.
Or threaten his son.
Or threaten his son.
Or do, what's the amendment where you get?
Well, you tell them that you know you fucked this
up and you're not gonna be able to protect your son then there's the 25th
amendment they could have told him hey right Pat there's other ways that was
coming yeah so when you say step I don't disagree with you but I think that
you're I don't think it's that black and white. Yeah, of course we'd step down.
We wouldn't have survived the loss of the party
and a 25th amendment challenge
spearheaded by his VP and all of the cabinet.
And the DNC could get everyone he appointed to turn on.
Please ask Greg what set of books he uses to teach his kids.
You mentioned it before.
I thought I saved it, but can't find it.
Sorry.
I saw your DM, by the way.
I'm all over the map on that.
I think I've purchased everything that I can.
I've kind of done a deep dive on various curricula.
What's the critical thinking one, though, they're talking about?
The critical thinking company's stuff I like best.
And if I had to
go with the publisher and use only their material that's exactly what it would be critical thinking
company and what I like about their material a lot of it's really creative in fact some of my
favorite is by this guy
and
two books of his that are kind of cool right here. Geez, they have everything, man.
Join our global community of critical thinkers, 70,000 schools, 120 countries, 36 million students. Hey, I got all that early reader stuff
that my dad and I all got my little red storybook.
But understanding fractions and fun time phonics
are both written by this Robert Femiano.
And he's a gifted educator.
His approach to fraction education is really good and his phonics is powerful too.
But the publisher, the Critical Thinking Company, we got our hands on everything they've printed
and it's hundreds of books and they're all outstanding. And so if you didn't know the material
or what you wanted to teach quite
or you really need that backup,
and I think most people would and do,
I would just buy their catalog
and it would have cost like two grand,
something like that, Sebi.
Yeah, I wanna say that.
To get everything.
Yeah.
And it's amazing.
What there is, the critical thinking company,
everything is skill-based.
So you're learning how to do things, right?
Yes.
Reading comprehension material is outstanding.
All this stuff, that's an amazing company.
I flirted with buying them.
I remember that.
I remember that. I remember that.
I just I just don't want to get I you know, the more I pester
them about it, the higher the price goes, right? Right.
Hey, I want to I want to read something to you. Do you have
time? Right? I just want to Yeah, I do. But I want to I want
to add this to that about the critical thinking company. All
of their all of their material, it's all skill
based. And so my thought is, and I kind of put skills on a x-axis and knowledge on a y-axis. And
it seems to me that people kind of get pegged to the ordinate or the abscissa, oddly, like there's the jeopardy champion, and they don't
seem to have reasoning skills. And then there's the mathematician that doesn't know what state
he lives in. You can be absent-minded but high skilled and precocious as hell, but no thinking ability.
And what I'm doing is we're just teaching skills,
and then I contextualize them against facts.
And so you need to be able to read and write about anything.
But that requires you read and write what.
And so the Western canon is how I contextualize it.
And all these math, qualitative and quantitative skills contextualize it. And all these math qualitative and quantitative skills
contextualize in applied sciences.
And so we're learning things
through the skills we're acquiring
and the emphasis is on skill above everything else.
And you don't have to be homeschooling your kid
to get those books.
You can get one or two of those books
and sit down at
Breakfast with them what I would recommend also is get something that you know is gonna be easy for them below their skill level
Especially if your kids already in school and sit down with them and make the first book a slam dunk do a few pages a day
Just sitting at the table
One of the things I was talking with Greg about is I had this a
kindergarten math book.
And I went through it with my kid that it was way too easy for him, but I made it a
reading book.
He didn't know that I was teaching him to read.
He thought we were doing math.
He even said to me, he's like, is this retard math?
I said, yes.
He said, oh, thanks.
This is easy.
But he didn't know.
We went through the whole book, but it was just, I was tricking him just to read all
the instructions and learn how to follow instructions and so
there's tons of ways to skin a cat and don't don't not get those books if
you're not homeschooling your kids still get one make it fun for him reward them
pat him on the back celebrate all his successes on the back of them they have
some of the titles and what I would do is pick anything that seemed interesting
to you share it with your kid work your way through it and then I would get
another one from the same company,
and I would make it on a different entirely
different field.
So I'd try and roll between the qualitative and quantitative
language skills and computational skills.
And you won't go wrong.
You can't miss.
But they're reading comprehension stuff.
It's
Gnarly. Yeah. Yeah, like I mean you that they can that can be really really tough really tough
It's even tough for me when they're doing the reading comprehension stuff. They're like, what's this? I'm like, oh god, I got to read this like four times before I can
Like this is wrong. Why wouldn't it be the white kitten? And I'm reading and go, oh shit.
Right, right.
Okay, how am I gonna explain this to you?
You know, I mean, it's brilliant.
Brilliantly done.
You're making critical thinkers of people.
Steven Dix, go ahead, go ahead, finish.
I gotta share this.
Yeah, please.
Kevin Killian, Is he Armenian?
He's dead. Selected Amazon reviews. It's one of the more impressive, brilliant things I've ever read. This fucking guy over like 15 years pens, thousands of Amazon reviews. Most of them are five stars, but it ranges everything from fucking baby oil to the movie Casablanca.
And they're brilliant.
And he adds characters and it's all,
it's, I don't know, you can't even draw the line
between whether it's fiction or not.
Because he speaks of a wife that he doesn't have
and kids that he doesn't have, but he tells great stories.
And he said that in the review of some movie,
he said that it was hugely improved.
And maybe it was Casablanca or something,
but he said that before he bought the movie,
someone told him to get the Hepburnator.
And you might not know what that is,
but it will automatically remove Catherine Hepburn
from any scene she's in in a movie.
And it was one of the best purchases he ever made.
And Amazon got crushed with people looking
for the Hepburnator.
But he says that watched with the Hepburnator utility
that Casablanca became the best movie ever made.
And I was just like, and this is five stars, right?
Is there really such a device that takes it?
No.
OK.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Another one, another one, he says he tried,
he wanted to get a book.
And you can just open it up anywhere.
And it's just delightful.
But he ordered a book.
And it was, and what came was a similar title. And he explains it. But this it's just delightful. But he ordered a book and it was, and what
came was a similar title and he explains, but this is what I got and I really wanted
this and a completely new subject. Then he gives this like, like, like 2000 word review
that's brilliant on the fucking wrong book you got.
That's awesome. Hey, they're all sorry. are they're all his reviews? Yes.
And they're really, they're all on Amazon. Yes.
Yeah, that's awesome.
And the books in Amazon run away seller now.
And the discussion like, what is this self publishing?
And of course you wanna review that book, right?
Yeah.
The reviews across products, buddy.
I mean, and it's over a million words.
This guy chose that medium
to flex extraordinarily powerful
and creative writing muscle.
And it's one of the cleverest,
and I told Emily,
I'm rarely jealous of a writer.
This guy, I am.
Wish I'd thought of that.
What a great platform.
And you've got it, before anyone bought the book,
they'd seen the reviews.
You know what he caused the Amazon to do?
They had their top 100 reviewers,
and he was like number four.
They eliminated that whole list,
and they're no longer celebrating their reviewers.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and a lot of it is anti Amazon shit, right?
It's funny. He's like anytime he mentions Amazon Prime. It's like here it goes, right?
Hey, how are you on time? Do you need a pee break or anything? I got a couple
Okay. Um
Thank you Greg for CrossFit has changed my life.
What blood test would Greg recommend on a yearly basis?
I'm 55 years young in the United Kingdom, PSA, Hb, A1c, etc.
You know, if you, I'm not going to recommend any of them, but I know that if you look at
inflammation and you have, I know serious people do this, you find someone that can give you a EPA
to arachidonic acid test.
And that will speak clearly to inflammation.
A1C for sure.
And what's the other one?
Triglyceride to HDL ratio. If you make any one of those numbers pretty, the other two will be pretty.
And if you don't eat excessive carbohydrate or refined carbohydrate, you'll get that there too
without any test. And so when Cedars told us that not many people I knew would get the EPA to arachidonic acid
level at one, and so we donated Jimmy Letchford, he got a one.
Which is consistent with the claim that there'd be no inflammatory processes underway.
Yeah, I didn't, you know, eat right and exercise and don't go to the doctor and don't get your blood tested. There may be a chance that you may be there may be there may be a higher chance of
being diagnosed with something that you don't have than something you do have.
something that you don't have than something you do have.
Diagnosed is a really weird, hard word. If you're not gonna do something about your blood pressure,
then I have to nod to your antihypertensives.
If you're gonna keep your blood sugar sky high,
I understand why your doctor doesn't
want you eating salt. But the salt's not your problem. The problem is your elevated blood
sugar. And your elevated blood sugar through the insulin's inhibition of aldosterone prevents
the kidneys from pulling the sodium
out of your fucking system. And as soon as your blood sugar drops, your urine becomes
salty. And we have a different problem. I've got this problem of orthostatic hypotension.
You've been zoning or paleoing or carnivoring, pick your fucking strategy for a carb restriction,
but you get up in the middle of the night
to head to the bathroom and you fall, we saw that.
If you cut your blood sugar,
you better make sure you're getting some salt in your diet.
If your blood sugar is too high,
the salt's poisoning you now.
And other processes are underway that are killing you.
That's a great, David, we just pointed out a great example of using your own discernment.
So I sit around and tell you for two hours a day how smart I am.
And then I say something like, hey, is the Heponator real?
And then you can be like, well, Sevan's lying to us.
Don't trust my words, watch my actions.
That great, great example.
Thank you, Mr. Weed.
Okay.
Let me tell you what my station in life is now.
I get to explain the works of people
much, much more intelligent than I am,
where there's a critical need for their work being introduced to the lay public.
And it looks like I'm going to be capable of doing something that
the people that originated the material weren't able to do.
The likes of Anton Garrett and Jim Franklin and those folks, they can't believe that I
want to do this. First of all, that someone would want to do it and that I'm actually
drawing people around and that it's happening. They're in absolute amazement. I'm also trying
to communicate. You remember my
father's horrible lecture on p-values at CrossFit Health? Yeah. My solution to
that is that this is very, very important and what we need to do is we
need to we need to correct our children's education beginning at the
fourth grade. And the things that I want to teach fourth graders I'm going to
teach on this weekend of January. And you can that I'd wanna teach fourth graders, I'm gonna teach on this weekend of January.
And you can see some of it here.
I mean, I'm just playing with how many different versions
of the probability of A given B
is not the same as the probability of B given A.
And you can stumble across actually created derivation,
therefore a proof of Bayes' theorem.
And I can do this with children, with children.
It's so cool that my kids instinctively understand
the difference between the probability of it raining,
given that it's cloudy,
and they'll tell you, well, it's cloudy a lot,
but it doesn't rain much,
versus what is the probability that it's cloudy,
given that it's raining?
Rhett goes, it never rains without clouds.
So one of them is low, one is high, they're not the same, right?
And yet that exact error is at the heart of our replication crisis.
And that is this jump from the probability of the evidence given a hypothesis to the probability of a
hypothesis given the evidence, just magically claiming that. And how widespread is it? It's
fucking almost universal. It's a disease of jurisprudence. The prosecutor's fallacy. Look
it up. And I could teach, I could start at the fourth grade and by the eighth grade, there's no way you do that. And by the 12th grade, you'd be able to lecture on it. Explain to your doctor why it is that your bad mammogram still only has a 7% chance of being anything of significance. Emily's just torturing doctors with that.
You think a doctor can go through his whole career
and no one point that out to him?
I think they can.
Yes.
Completely oblivious.
Yes.
If you look at the fallacy of the inverse
or confusion of the inverse, the Wikipedia article,
they reference a study where 95 physicians were given the, you know, binary diagnostic
standard sensitivity specificity for a test and a condition and of the prevalence of the
condition and asked what the odds are of the patient having the condition on the
positive and 90, it was more than nine out of 10.
And it was 100 physicians.
They almost entirely, the whole mess of them got it wrong.
It's almost like going to a martial arts academy for 20 years and not being able to beat anyone
up after you get out
It's like being a physician that doesn't know that for 20 years or 30 years. It's like
my Remington pop positive for cystic fibrosis
And of course you shit your pants
And I so immediately I know because I'm teaching this stuff. I find the positive predictive value and finance. It's around 5%
So that means 95 people are told that k-dyscystic fibrosis and and you know a hundred are told and
five do and 95 don't
Our friend Katina says
Ignore all that shit. She goes you're not that lucky
There's only a hundred ten fifty thousand people in the world with that shit, you know, you're not that lucky. There's only 150,000 people in the
world with that shit. You're not, you're not, you're a lucky man, but not like that.
It's a funny thing. What's the, why do it that way? What's the value in that? Well, you wouldn't
believe the genetic screening that they want us to do now. Getting inundated.
They're gonna spend thousands of dollars
sending me shit trying to get me on the hook to,
you know, just in postage
for a disease with no effective treatment.
Right.
The kid before that was told she had incontinence of pigmenty.
Went home and cried, looked it up, couldn't believe it. What is it?
It's a genetic defect. A fucking horrible thing. It's like the physician that told me
cried when he told me, gave me his home phone number and his cell phone number.
You guys, this is going to be hard to bear, but we'll talk, you know, I'm here for you.
It was all bullshit. He didn't have shit.
Two kids in a row in a three-year period, both diagnosed with worst-case scenario diseases.
And by the way, Reason does not have incontinentia pigmenti.
Perfectly fine, oh boy, would we know by now.
Fuck, that's gnarly.
It's the system, man.
Hey, that was like a friend of mine who is-
Hey, when that moron shot the United Health Care guy. Yeah, I
I knew why immediately in the things I'm justifying it, you're
fucking stupid. He deserves the full force of whatever the law
can do to him. I put Luigi at Rikers with the P Diddy.
Right.
Perfect.
You know, his parents are fucking filthy rich.
You know, we were just in Baltimore taking a little tour of Baltimore with a
Baltimore SWAT cop farmer, great guy. and Jordan, super dude, crossfitter.
And he was taking us into the bad areas. Then we went to the good part. And the good parts
fucking cool. Yeah. And right till he gets to the good part, it's like Miami, like the,
in that neighborhood we were at in Miami, it's gate guarded,
but anyone can go through.
You pull up the gate raises and lowers,
and your picture's taken, right?
Right.
And but as soon as you get in, at every intersection
there's a cop car with the lights on.
And we had several nights cop car
in our driveway of this rental on the water.
And you get five, six cars flashing red and blue in your
neighborhood on the corners and there'll be no crime.
Right.
It's like a, it's like a bug zapper of the ultimate efficiency, you know,
his parents are rich from health, from healthcare, the healthcare industry.
I think his parents don't like nursing homes and shit. They've probably been telling them the truth about the disease economy. You know,
Trump wanted this full disclosure thing that the hospitals had to tell what they share,
what they bill and what they're paid by insurance.
And there was no facet of healthcare that didn't fight that.
The big secret is, is that your insurance claims
that they paid $2,000 of your $3,000 MRI,
but what they really paid was $200.
Right.
And you think, thank God I got insurance
because I never could have afforded these bills
when in fact your copay and your premiums
cover the costs of your treatment.
You know how the insurance companies make their money?
Where?
It's their investments with your premium.
So you give them money and they run to the market with it. They put it in Vanguard. And by the time you get paid that delta between
what you've paid them and what Vanguard return easily, easily covers your expenses. If everyone in the community pays $10 a month to make sure that their house is covered if
it catches on fire, and the guy that's collecting the $10 a month eventually has the nicest
house that's ever been seen in the town.
People don't realize that you on average, you're you. We all pay our medical bills whether you give it to the insurance company first or not.
And what better way to tell you that it was more expensive than it really was so that you feel good about it?
Oh, it's, it's brilliant.
Yeah.
And it's a well-kept secret.
I couldn't figure out how it was that this deadhead, freaky fucking doctor that's got
the little exam table with the stirrups going on and a dead, grateful
dead paraphernalia in the door. And it's like, it was like a 10 foot by 10 foot office. He
came recommended to us as the best internal medicine guy in private practice. And like,
as soon as we got in here, man, he's like, you're gonna look at my pussy in here. She
was like, if we need to, we can pull the blinds down and it was like your teenage, your 35 year old lives at
home son's room and he had this big shock of gray hair. And then I started looking and like the guys
I see on the walls, I can tell he's faculty at UC San Diego, internal medicine. He says, not only
that I sit on the medical quality assurance board when doctors get their license taken away.
I'm one of the five guys that does that.
Oh, that's crazy.
So I'm like, wow, you know?
And he goes, it's a great system here.
He goes, look, you gotta sort of throw, use your iPhone,
take a picture in the mirror and text it to me.
Yeah.
And I'll hook you up with the CVS, it's cheap.
And he says, if you need an MRI with your insurance, I'll send you up with the CVS. It's cheap. And he says, if you need an MRI with your
insurance, I'll send you over to Scripps, but we'll have to wait two weeks, three weeks,
and it's going to cost you $1,000, and they're going to be billed, it's going to cost you
$1,000 copay on a $3,000 MRI. He goes, I can send you over right now and it's gonna cost you $200 cash.
And I just assumed it was some crooked thing
where he was doing some backroom bullshit, you know?
Yeah.
Like he knows the MRI tech
and you come in the back door, special knock
and they let you in and sneak you in
and they're ripping off the hospital.
No, it's not that, they only get $200. When I told my dad that, he says, you in and they're ripping off the hospital? No, it's not that. They only get $200. I told my dad that.
He says, you know why they're happy with $200?
You go, why?
He goes, because it doesn't cost them three cents to make that image.
The machine's been paid off so long ago that it's really, it's just,
it's a burst of electricity.
It costs more to run your hairdryer.
It's crazy.
So it's like getting $3,000 every time you flip the switch. You can't you can only get 200. But we'll tell you it was 3000. So you feel good about your premiums.
I'll never forget when I had a urinary tract infection, I was probably my 20s and I like it fucking I was peeing glass at 3 in the morning went to John Muir medical
Went in there I was out in and out in two hours
They put a needle that was this long in my ass like to my hip bone
I felt it like hit the ladies like hey
This is gonna feel like nothing you've ever felt before put it up against like the bone there
Injected it in and I was out
and I was healed and the bill came was 15,000 bucks two hours I was in and out
oh this something sounds wrong with the phone hello hello
the Hello, hello Hello Hey talk. Hey, hey you there. Yeah
So, uh, this is dusty, um
We've been talking right about my wife having our baby three months early in the hospital
We got her
Delivery bill the other day. And we have a bill share, so it's not insurance.
It was just a conglomerate of people that we pay each other's bills, right?
So we're a cash patient.
The cash bill we got was $2,000.
The itemized bill that they would have charged insurance was $33,000. The itemized bill that they would have charged insurance was $33,000.
You should give a plug for your plan.
By name, I would. I'd be proud of that.
Samaritan Ministries.
Samaritan Ministries? Yes. Yeah. American ministries.
Samaritan ministries?
Yes.
Yeah, good.
You only hear good things about those plans and they're all Christian based and you know
what's so cool?
I like the way they promote them.
They got a guy that talks like I talk.
You know, it's not that.
Does CrossFit have one of those now?
Is that the same thing CrossFit's doing now?
CrossFit has something where you pay 55 bucks a month and if someone gets hurt in the plan, everyone ponies up an extra 155 bucks or something weird. I wonder if it's similar.
Nice. So you love it. You recommend it. What did you call it? The Samaritan what?
Samaritan Ministries. I 100% recommend it. Yeah, that's cool.
And is there a monthly? We're going into it. Is there a monthly? Yeah. Yeah, so
somebody else like breaks a leg, right? Yeah. It depends on how many people in
your family. We pay, I think, $500 a month for a family of four now. And then
when you had a baby, it only cost you $2,000?
It cost us $500, would have been our share for that month.
Oh, okay.
So I see what you're saying.
So no matter what, you just pay $500 a month.
You had a baby, the baby only cost $2,000, but you didn't have to pay that because you
pay that monthly $500, but you're saying that that same bill through an insurance would
have been $30,000?
Correct. Wow. Okay okay I get it and I can't wait I
can't wait to get the bill for the 76 days in the NICU how do you know that
who where'd you get the information that would have been 30,000 they wanted an
itemized receipt they sent that with the insurance prices on it.
How's it?
Go ahead.
Baby's doing great. He's not a little bit oxygen, but he's home and sucking on the titties and being a baby.
Oh, that's awesome. I love hearing the sucking on the titties. That is so good.
It's a complete breast milk baby. That's all the baby eats.
Yep. Oh dude, you're stoked. Congratulations. Tell your wife,
congratulations. You guys did it. Good job.
Absolutely. But going back to that,
apparently it was in a maybe the Obamacare bill that insurance companies could
maybe the Obamacare bill, that insurance companies could only profit 10% of what they pay out.
And they'd be completely wrong on that. So how do you generate more revenue? You pay out more.
So the hospitals and the insurance companies are all in on it together. I mean, hell yeah, the hospitals are like, we'll build a little bit more. No problem. These companies make more.
Yeah they're never gonna take a loss. Hey that's the big problem. That's gonna be
the big thing with the Trump presidency by the way. The thing is what we have
cannot be fixed. It has to be taken down. You saw that Obama tried to do a fix and
they just work around it. The system we have is broken. It's not our bicycle has a flat tire and we can have a put a new tire on
it. It's just the ground we're riding on is not conducive to bike riding. I saw this on Fox the
other day under Obama or since Obamacare. the the uh and this is from Gallup the the number
of Americans that are happy with their health care went from 71 to like 42.
Yeah that's that's what a fixed Obamacare was. By the way you warned us of that I remember when
I first started working at CrossFit in 2006, you used to say, you used
to talk about, hey, the health industry is in trouble.
It was a steady drumbeat.
You'd be like, hey, dude, your health is more important than you think for all the reasons
we're talking about.
It's just that the services are going to plummet to help you anyway other than you helping
yourself.
You were always saying that.
I remember the Obamacare shit, you were like, oh fuck, it's a race to the bottom.
Hey, thanks for calling.
Jeff, I'm good.
Thank you.
Someone was speaking yesterday on some show on Fox of the quality of healthcare in the
National Health Service in Great Britain. And the reporter just jumped on this guy's throat,
saying that her stepmother suffered
with a urinary tract infection in Great Britain
for 18 weeks before being able to see someone.
Oh, I don't know how you would do that.
One hour of it.
Imagine that. One hour of it.
Imagine that.
If you've never had one, it's like peeing glass.
It's the worst feeling of all time.
I would have done anything.
I would have given them my car, like my arm to cure me.
Yeah, that's insane.
By the way, to put in context of what we were talking about
with Dusty, if you don't have kids, you don know this but as a parent one of the greatest things you can see in
A newborn is them eating healthy food and shitting as long as your kid is breastfeeding and pissing and shitting
You're like that's like the ultimate litmus test as a parent
I can't tell you how happy it makes any parent feel to see their kid eat and then defecate
As long as they're doing that you're like, yeah, we're good. Uh,
Matthias Porter. Oh, sorry. Were you going to say something to that, Greg?
Um, yeah, I saw glycation and we got to talk about that for sure. But, uh,
uh, this is Maggie and I's fifth baby and the milk production on the carnivore
diet is, is absolutely breathtaking.
It's fucking amazing.
Oh, that's cool.
I mean, the milk drops and both titties are just spray with no stint.
I literally just squirt.
Oh, that's good.
Send me a video, please.
Mathias Porter.
Hey, Greg.
I was looking into glycation and A-G-E-S. I don't know what that is. Do you know what that is?
Yeah.
And our
It's glycated end product.
OK.
An article said that meat and nuts are high in AGES,
meaning to stay away from them is such an article misleading.
I think it is.
Look, it's like cholesterol.
The cholesterol that's being produced by the food, I think it is. Look, it's like cholesterol.
The cholesterol that's occluding arteries
is endogenously produced.
It's not the cholesterol you're eating,
it's the cholesterol you're manufacturing.
And that's a what,G what is a I forget the I forget the I forget the molecules
name. It'll come to me if I if I don't want to know it. But it's a I'm not I'm not worried about
about eating glycated products. And maybe I should be, but I'm not.
I'm worried about that process undergoing in my body.
And that is the covalent bonding of sugar to protein.
And I would believe that at the point
that it's a advanced glycated end product that it has lost
the ability to glycate.
I mean, end product kind of says that.
And I don't want those things forming in my brain.
And I don't want my blood cells glycating
to the point where the insulin molecule has trouble conforming to the receptor site.
And I don't want that loss of cell membrane motility through glycation.
I don't want it killing the vasovasorum that feed the arteries of my heart so that my artery
has to lay down plaque to keep the artery from dissecting. I believe that the whole of the atherosclerotic deposits
in calcification and placking,
I believe that that's gonna be seen eventually
as a protective mechanism
for an artery that's lost blood supply.
And that would make heart disease and diabetes
fundamentally the same issue.
Damn.
Did you ever have the sickness bad?
I had a bad.
Did you ever lose your voice like I did?
You know, some I've got a headache that I recognize.
And a cough that I recognize.
I think I've got the COVID again.
Yeah, I assume I have the COVID too.
I lost my voice when I was in high school once with like streps,
and then I lost it, what I'm assuming was COVID a couple years ago,
and then I lost it again on our trip.
What I do is I have the person that gave it to me get tested,
and then the people I give it to, they can go back.
And I'm pretty sure if I hung out with you and I got sick and you tested and then one of
my kids gets it and we have them tested, yep, I got COVID.
It's weird how it manifests different.
Ari has a stomach ache, you have a headache and I lost my voice.
I feel you though.
I don't feel like my energy supplies are down.
I think we're seeing in my family the same bug is given some people respiratory and others
vomiting.
Yeah.
And I'm sympathetic because I could, I feel a little of that, but not enough to puke.
Okay I want to read this to you here. This is from Matthew Boudreaux's Instagram. He's the guy from, he has those
cool schools, fuck I can't remember the name of them, where the kids run the schools, right?
That your schooling is to be, have a job at the school and run the school, right? I forget
the name of it. You would know it. I know that Metfix and BSI have talked to these people and had good interaction, but he writes this.
This is George Orwell. George Orwell is trying to reveal a 1944 letter, why he'd write 1984.
There is the fact that the intellectuals are more totalitarian in outlook than the common people.
On the whole, the English intelligentsia have have opposed Hitler but only at the price of accepting Stalin most of them are perfectly ready for dictatorial methods secret police
systematic falsification of history etc. So as long as they feel that it is on our side and
And the key words there are feel and our side.
And I'm just like, it seems to completely explain the Trump derangement syndrome.
They're willing to accept anything as long as they feel like it's on their side.
Anything.
Anything. Anything, anything. You've heard all you need to hear when you
witness trumped up charges to imprison a man
as a necessary step to protect democracy.
Otherwise, he'll get elected president.
democracy, otherwise he'll get elected president.
I mean, like just, you know, I'm good. Now I get it. I fully get it.
I've got I've got Karl Popper in the same position, by the way.
He just confronted with an absolute perfect inconsistency and contradiction. He describes it as a problem and then attributes a solution to it that comes from his will
where he says that it is what it isn't and it's done.
And he actually says, and that's that in German.
It's amazing. It's an amazing thing right there.
I found also one of the academic guys saying that it was a locatos, saying that there should be a voting in scientific affairs
just as there are in man's other affairs, just openly calling for consensus. By the way, our system of government was designed to protect us from the intrusion of religion
into matters of state from majorities.
And it doesn't include imprisoning the opposition's candidate.
It comes about through the limiting of what the state can do. I just made a note that that needs to be clipped.
Buckley describes socialism as A and B deciding what C should do for D. And the process is perfectly democratic.
And it threatens every one of your liberties.
And you know you're talking to a poorly educated weak thinker in proportion to the focus and attention they give to democracy.
in proportion to the focus and attention they give to democracy.
All these people are democracy, protect democracy, save democracy, we're going to be less democratic, all those are all fools.
And in their ranks are the very people that want to take your liberty and really don't give a fuck about democracy or how it's done.
It was give me liberty or give me death.
It wasn't let me vote or kill me.
And these are things we can explain to our children. And we didn't for a few generations,
and we're gonna pay dearly for it.
It's time to get back up
and say the Pledge of fucking Allegiance.
And if you don't know why,
I'll tell you why we're doing it.
And until you would rather die than be a slave, you're at risk of enslavement.
You know, some people feel safety being slaves.
I can almost every time I see someone defending something, you know, the phrase I like to use is they're afraid they're afraid they're defending the plantation because they like the nursery.
Here you are in the plantation. Hey, what are you gonna do tomorrow? I think I'm gonna pick cotton.
Yeah, yeah, it's makes it kind of straightforward. Yeah, you have security
Did slaves get did they get weeks off were there vacations and shit no
Was it seven day a week stuff
Not not only that but the argument from the the argument from the south
Was is that the North lacked compassion, because
if you let the slaves free, they would die.
They would perish on their own.
It's the same mentality currently coming from the left.
If we don't take care of these fucking idiots, they don't know how to use a computer, they'll
die.
If we require an ID, they won't be able to vote.
It's all out of compassion.
It's not none of it's sincere.
Or true.
Correct.
There's there's there's such an abundance here.
No one's no no no one dies here in the United States.
There's such an abundance.
We just had someone on the show the other day was talking about you can go behind any
supermarket still to this day.
First thing in the morning, pull out some of the best food in the world
That's still fucking wrapped in plastic
And not only that everything's free in San Francisco anyway Mike Sandone
I had a private insurance plan before Obamacare December 12th at December 2012
It was 495 for my wife my six-month-old son and me January 3, January 2013.
One month later, it was $1,595 and my son had to have maternity care covered.
That same thing happened to my sister.
It basically just, and it fucked all the poor people.
Let's see what happens.
I think we have some better leadership.
It was funny how jovial and friendly the Bidens were with a's the biggest thing. I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing.
I think that's the biggest thing. I think that's the biggest thing. You know, we ran a good housekeeping article where they went and interviewed Hitler in
like 35 or whatever.
Do you remember that?
We put that on CrossFit.com.
Yeah, I remember.
That did not go over well.
I liked it.
Dude, they were talking about how wonderful he was.
Finally, we have an artist as a world leader and explained it like,
Gerbils is a poet and Hitler paints
and he's a great cook and he loves dogs and children.
Yeah.
They were celebrating their bohemian nature.
It was the jazz age.
We finally got a cool, you know, it was like,
it was like you put, shit on any celebrities, but
Saying slaves have Sunday off is like saying prisoners have Sunday off. He just just shut it Trish
That's all right. No, but not from not by me. Not right. It was it was 1.7. Here's another mistake
from not by me. Not right. It was 1.7. Here's another mistake. Not everyone owned a slave. Like you didn't go up to everyone's house and like some black lady answered the door. It was 1.7%
of the U.S. population owned slaves. It was a very small amount. Slavery made my family's life hell.
Yeah. Kept them in poverty. And they weren't enslaved. they couldn't afford slaves.
And so they had to compete against goods and services conducted by people that had no choice
but to do it.
And the non-slave-owning South, like the Baptists, were eager to see slavery ended. Eager.
It forces a reality on farmers of subsistence level farming
because there is no market where you can compete against someone
who's growing tomatoes with slaves.
Right.
You're not going to get your tomato to market.
The best you can be able to do is eat it. And in fact, it forced an alliance between my mother's
family and the Traylor family. They were their last name. And we, my family
worked alongside them for multiple generations. In fact, Sammy and I were
friends.
Fanny was my mom's friend.
Fanny's mother was my grandmother's friend.
And they lived together on the same piece of land,
and they sharecropped jointly.
That is, they farmed some acreage, 10% of which
they were allowed to keep for themselves.
And it wasn't to get it to market.
So it took the trailer family, these six or eight kids, and my grandma and grandpa's eight kids,
and all the adults working, you know, farm and cattle to feed themselves.
And they had everything. They lived nicely
in terms of food, and they were healthy.
But it was, there was nothing,
if your kids didn't go into college, they were kind of fucked.
Meaning they'd be tilling the earth.
Well, you, the system can't expand.
We're not, you know, we're not going to get more land.
My grandparents didn't become landowners until they had a son go off to medical school.
And then a second son become a chemist.
Another son become a physician.
And it was from there that the family was able
to get its hands on a couple of hundred acres.
All right, when am I gonna see you next?
No, sooner than later. No, I think I'm gonna see you before then okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna come around I've got this
This
I'm gonna run down to Costa Rica on Sunday and come back like Wednesday or something with them all and then we've got
Aunt Rosemary's party and that gets me back here on the 22nd. I think shortly after Christmas, I'm gonna hightail it to Santa Cruz.
Good.
So I think what we were planning on meeting up on Christmas the day after
Christmas, you and I had talked.
Yeah, so I blocked off basically the 26th to the 34th,
which will be January 3rd or whatever.
So I went from, I don't know if I mentioned this in the show or not.
It's all a blur, but I went from Scottsdale to LA,
LA to London, London to Marrakesh, Marrakesh to London,
London to Charlotte, Charlotte to Miami, Miami to Baltimore, Baltimore to Scottsdale, Scottsdale
to Atlanta, Atlanta back to Scottsdale in a 12, 13 day period.
It's crazy.
It's nuts.
And then you were supposed to go to Costa Rica yesterday, but you didn't.
Yeah.
You pulled the rip cord.
Yeah, I got sick.
Well, you got shit to do you got to prepare
Hey, she she would have thought I was faking if they didn't get sick
She didn't want to go I we actually we've traveled enough now that Maggie doesn't want to go anywhere
So I'm really excited. We're like canceling trips
Yeah, bring the family out here dude, I actually I guess it's hard to leave Arizona in the
winter. I'm gonna get my bus. Oh, good. That'll be ready in another month or so. Hey, I don't
think it started snowing yet in Tahoe either. I would take this. Yeah. four wheel drive.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
That's where it's at right now.
It's getting a modest lift
and it's getting four wheel drive.
Oh, wow.
Hey, we're using the federal government standards
for the busing they provide for the in-week
up in the Arctic region of Alaska.
Oh, that's awesome.
And so we just, I'm making the same bus. One of these buses rolled end over end to this
at a ski resort down at 1500 foot gorge
and not a single window popped out.
Everyone in it got hospitalized,
but all with non-life threatening injuries.
Wow.
Yeah, that's pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, that's very cool.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's one of the safest vehicles on the road.
Wow.
Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's very cool.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's one of the safest vehicles on the road.
It's so safe that NHTSB doesn't require seat belts.
Pretty cool, right?
Yeah.
All right, I gotta pee.
All right, bye everyone.
Thank you, Seth. Thanks, Greg. I'll talk to you later today. All right, I got to pee. All right. Bye everyone. Thank you. Thanks Greg. I'll talk to you later
today. All right, dude. Ciao. Greg Glassman. Great show. Wow. That blue by two hours and
25 minutes. I will be back in 90 seconds. I'm going to give a dissertation on the phrase
living rent free in someone's head. Like to'd like to hear that, I will be doing a free service to all people on the internet.
Because of CrossFit, I've been able to become a mom,
and that's not something I ever expected to do.
A random atriosis diagnosis is different,
but there was a time in my life where it was really bad.
I couldn't bring groceries in without being in pain.
I couldn't hold my husband's hand without triggering chronic nerve pain.
I gave up that dream of becoming a mom because I knew that with endometriosis I was going
to struggle with fertility and didn't want to risk being that kind of mom that wasn't present
physically for my daughter when those inflammation flare-ups happen. And me and
my husband went through the process of grieving and accepting that. The main
priority was like my quality of life and can I manage the inflammation and not be
in pain. I actually started CrossFit as like last resort because the other
options of surgery or
Narcotics it just didn't sound like a viable solution for me without
Accepting some of the long-term damage that would come with that and so just decided you know
I'm just gonna try CrossFit and see what can be done and
It slowly helped build up a lot of strength
And helped manage my anxiety and my hormones.
Little did I know, as I was improving my health over the years,
that my body was going to become fit enough to become pregnant.
It made it possible for me to have her.
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This will be a, it's kind of be a mix on current internet behaviors.
You'll learn about what it means to live rent free in someone's head, the definition of
that.
How to butt fuck someone on the internet and get paid, the difference between living rent
free in someone's head and actually getting paid to butt fuck your Your
Other people in your space
so I
Don't I don't remember exactly what what the where exactly where the story started, but I'm gonna start it here. There was a post
barbell spindle yesterday and I went in the comments and slapped John Wooley around a little bit. Ass pounded him a little bit.
And, um, John Wooley is the guy who has this, uh, Instagram account, uh, here.
Uh, this Wooley memeth account.
Uh, bald dude speaks in a very like, uh, effeminate voice.
Um, simps to Danny Spiegel Nikki brazer
Kind of like our he's kind of like our
Crossfit cuck I could you know, I would say you know what I mean? Like he's the he's the he's the
Fembot in the ecosystem
I'm gonna look up. I haven't done this yet, I'm gonna look up living rent free in your head and I'm gonna give you a definition
here and then and then you know I don't this is a Wooly's definition he uses
the term a lot but I'm gonna go with it. This is a Google's AI definition.
Living rent free in your head is a slang phrase
That means someone or something is constantly occupying your thoughts
Often without your conscious effort as if they're living in your mind without paying any mental rent
Essentially, you can't stop thinking about them even if it might be a positive thing
And
so I saw it twice in his responses that he was saying that I was
living that sorry that he was living rent-free this wooly guy this mammoth
guy that he was living rent-free in my head that was his response after I ass pounded him on Instagram. And to be, I'm
sure he voted for Kamala and he believes in Bidenomics, but to be very, very clear, the
economics behind it are not that he's living rent free in my head. It's that.
I get paid to but fuck him he is a his relevancy is to me is as a he's more than use.
I see more as like I just I put cheese in the mouse trap and catch a minute.
Like I just, I put cheese in the mousetrap and catch him in it. And then take his carcass and feed it to my young.
That's more of the economics I see.
But anyway, getting back to the, we have different economic views of the model.
But this guy says this, that I'm rent-free in his head. So he says
I'm preoccupied about him. And I went over to his story. And there was, oh, they're gone
already. Oh, no, no, here they are. Maybe they're here. I went over to his story and there's three stories about me.
One, two, three, oh, four.
Four stories about me.
Maybe there's more.
Let's see if there's more.
Five, six, seven. Six
Um
Seven seven seven stories about me in his uh instagram
But he's living rent-free in my head. Then there's a fucking post. There's a post about me.
And it says I feel guilty living rent-free in this guy's head in this
economy.
this guy's head in this economy.
Seven stories in a post.
And if that's not enough for you,
he made an entire video about me.
Not only did he make an entire video about me, but before he went on his Thanksgiving vacation, he made another post saying, I'll be responding to something I
said somewhere else after I give it a week to think about it. There's this weird, you know, um, uh, not weird as in the right word, very simplistic,
uh, psychological evaluation you can do on people where, you know, Hey, everything that
that person's saying about me, they're saying about themselves.
How much fucking time has this guy given, uh, to thinking about me?
Seven stories in the last 24 hours, a YouTube video, a post saying where he's
going to think about it a week, a post. He made it.
He made a comment in that post.
In that post he did.
He was referencing the fact that I liked my own comment or I liked my own post or I liked
my own thing.
He's internet policing me on etiquette of how to react to what you can and can't do when
you post something. First of all, I like everything I post or I try to. I post something, I hit the
heart, I comment something, I hit the like. But this is a guy, this is the most insincere person
in the CrossFit space. This is a guy who responds to every comment that someone comments to him with an insincere
response just to help the algorithm.
So let me get this straight.
I can't like my post, which you're a fucking idiot if you don't like your own post.
I mean like a moron.
Why would you not like your own post?
And yet he can comment, like you'll click on one of his posts and it'll say 50 comments,
but it's really 10 comments and he's responded to each one five times.
But it's weird that I click a heart. I mean, I mean, your entire existence is simping, dude, and you're a fucking populist.
And how can you use that phrase living rent-free?
Was it me living rent-free in his head or whatever he said about me,
him living rent-free in my head. Listen, dude, you're welcome in my head anytime. I love
butt fucking you. It is my pleasure. I enjoy it. I'm appreciative of you. I thank you. I love how easy this is that you make seven posts, a fucking
store, seven stories, a post and a fucking YouTube about me, but you're living rent
free in my head. And of course you think you're living rent free. You're fucking
you're by dynamics guy.
And dude, even if you were living rent free in my head, how is that like, thank you, then
I then I thank you.
Please please pick up after yourself.
Willie has low t vibes.
Yeah, of weird.
Well that's because you're fucking you believe probably that everything that everyone you're
feeling social pressure like somehow it's weird.
How would it be weird?
Why wouldn't you?
Why did you even write it?
Let me tell you what's weird.
Let me tell you what's weird. Let me tell you what's weird.
Posting anything on Instagram is fucking weird.
Fighting with anyone on Instagram is weird.
Commenting on anything is weird.
Let me tell you what makes you a fucking cowardice cuck.
Not liking your own post.
So we've all already stepped into the faggotry of the internet.
If you're commenting here, or you're commenting on Instagram, or on YouTube videos, dude,
you're a fucking douche.
But we've all stepped into, we've all accepted that.
We've stepped into the, we've stepped into the douche world.
You're fighting with some fucking rando living in a trailer in fucking Alabama about BLM.
Like listen, don't tell me on a scale of one to ten, fucking this fucking Bank of America
fucking executive making spending his whole week thinking about me already makes him a
fucking queer.
I'm guilty too.
I'm riding that cock all day.
I'm a I'm a fucking cock guzzling faggot because I participate in the
internet. I get it.
But to like you want to in relativity to liking my own shit.
No, it's the opposite.
It's like having butt sex without a condom.
How is it fucking creepy or weird?
To fucking like your own shit
You think it's creepier speaking like you know shit you think it's creepy anyway, I'm gonna fucking argue with the TARS. That's just a
That's just a social that's just that's like some sort of weird,
uh, weird, uh, bullshit etiquette.
It's the exact opposite.
If you ain't liking your own shit, then don't even fucking post it.
Yeah, you automatically like your own post when you like it.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, you should.
I'm always bummed when I go back and look, I didn't do that.
Yeah, you should always like your own post. You should. I'm always bummed when I go back and look, I didn't do that.
Yeah.
You should always like your own posts. Why wouldn't you like your own post?
It's like that thing when people are like, that guy's an asshole.
Why do you think that?
Cause he talks about himself in the third person.
Like who made that rule up that who gives a fuck if someone talks about
themselves in the third person, what do I give a fuck? What's the
implication of that? A semon likes the smell of his own farts. Correct.
Correct. No, I do not like the smell of my own shit.
David Weed likes the smell of his own shit. I do like to smell my own farts.
Yeah, this is a good point, Bernie. Which one of us in here in the chat is really wooly? Yeah, that is a great, that is a great, that is a great point.
And he's welcome here.
Two out of ten for my rant or two out of ten for my, for smelling your own shit. I just I kind of wish he was a little more logical and wasn't such an easy target.
He's like when I think of tussling with wooly, it reminds me of those hunters that sit in blinds and
shoot animals that are at feeders. Yeah, it's, it's, it's something about it feels a little inappropriate.
Uh, Ken is a lap.
Just use your own name in the chat.
It's more freeing than Heidi.
And I would think, yeah, that's the kind of freedom that, um,
that's the kind of freedom that most people don't want. They think they want that and then it scares the shit out of them.
What happened to cave Dastro?
All right.
So now you guys learned some shit.
You learned the definition of living rent free in someone's head.
You learned that if someone makes fucking eight pieces of content sprinkled out through
a week that, and then they say you're living rent free in their head that they're fucking
bat shit crazy You know that wooly believes in by dynamics
That I'm
I'm prolapsing his anus between my ears right now
Oh, is that true Cody cave only services when Dave services
Hmm
All right, love you guys
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That was fun.
Damn, Brian, we should have, I don't know, we should have drug you back to the hotel.
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I don't know why we didn't do that.
I wasn't thinking.
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We were, I guess we were doing a live show there and JR needed a quiet place to go do
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So he went into a bathroom.
So that's him on the Sevan podcast, just sitting on a toilet.
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Here we go. 30 more minutes.
Oh, geez.
Uh, I ordered some a toothy and more than two weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived. Oh shit You know send to send something to the contact at Doc Spartan. I'm gonna I can text I can ask Dale
What's up now? Well, I'm just a column on the air. Let's just call him. Fuck it. Let's see if we call Dale King what happens
Dale King
He's such a cool dude
He's one a cool dude
He's one of the coolest the Doc Spartan people are some of the coolest people ever
I'm not just saying that he is really I
Really enjoy being around him in his presence
Oops the
the
the Uncle Savvy. This is your business partner, Sevan Matosian. You helped me with me grifting my toothpaste, tooth powder.
I am well aware.
One of my customers recently has texted me live on the air and said, I
ordered some of toothy and more than two weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived.
Should I tell them to go fuck himself?
Let's, uh, let's refrain from the fucking of oneself.
Okay. Okay. I, you're the businessman. I am not. I'm simply a humble monk who has a podcast.
And we will get to the root of the issue. We we got slammed and we are digging ourselves
out of the hole as we speak.
Oh, I slammed my wife last night. Getting slammed is wonderful. She loved it.
This is quite the customer service representative training you have. I loved it. This is quite the customer service
representative training you have, I love it.
Well, I enjoy doing business with you
and so you were saying the order is in the mail.
Well, I don't know if it's in the mail yet,
but it will be out by the end of this week.
Okay, I love having access to you.
You're a great man, it was nice rubbing shoulders
with you this weekend while eating our $250 steaks.
I assure you the pleasure was all mine. All right. I love you and have a wonderful day.
Love you. We'll get them out. All right. Bye. Dale King, CEO of Doc Spartan. There you go.
All right. Simple as that. Thank you, Joseph. Hey, how stoked are you for I'd like to brush my teeth sooner.
Listen, there is no better group than you could support.
That is, the guy's legit.
The guy's so fucking cool.
Served the country as a Marine,
runs a, what is it, A Portsmouth CrossFit.
Just a great guy.
Would Dale let anyone talk to him like that?
I don't know, he's a big dude too.
He is a fucking man.
His shoulders, his shoulders are probably,
I have really wide shoulders.
His shoulders are probably significantly wider than mine
and so fucking thick.
When you put your hand up, you could set up, you could set your beer on his
shoulder. It's ridiculous.
How are we still alive? I don't know. Cause Putin hasn't nuked us.
Uh, uh, we as a group should go to Dale's annual workout thing. Yeah.
And he throws a competition. Yeah, that would be cool
That that's that's a great idea kevin
Yeah, he thick yeah
he thick
Your note your note's a small man yourself too you got that fucking big crossfit chest and shoulders
All right guys, my son just hit me up and wants me to shave his head.
So I got to do that.
Let me see if there's any other breaking news for you.
Oh, that's funny.
Isn't translation funny?
Let me leave you just with this little, uh, uh, no, sorry.
The show's not even close to being over.
You guys want to see one more funny fucking thing?
This is great.
Here we go.
Okay.
Turning the R word, we have demanded a school policy forbidding students and faculty from using that word.
Retard. Excuse me.
Retard.
You can't even say it.
So how do we talk about it?
We all know your opinion on this, Jeremy, but right now I'm the one speaking.
Brothers and sisters, words only have power if we give them power.
We must take back the word retard. Think of ours.
Sweetheart, the rest of us find the word offensive.
I'm not your sweetheart, bitch.
Mrs. Cantage, I know you mean well, but many of us here think it's time that we reclaim and redefine the word.
And since normies don't get called retard, they don't have a say in this.
Normies do't get called
retard, they don't have a say in this.
Normies do not get a say.
What's a normie?
That's bullshit. We get a say. Fuck you.
I think it's slang for nonretards.
Hey, Fabio, do you mind?
Sorry.
I don't care how it's used. I don't want anybody calling my son that word ever. It's incredibly
hurtful.
Even if we did get rid of it, someone will just think of another way of saying it. That's right
The queers took back their word. It's different. How's it different? It's not like race issues disappear if people stop saying nigger
The fuck up I can say it you can retards
We must band together the way to get respect is to take respects and normies can help us get that message out
Raise your hand if you're with us. Yeah
God they're so close, but they still miss the mark. God damn it
So close so so so close
That's not what I wanted to show you though
Where is it? Is it on?
Someone just sent me this. This is so funny how things translate.
Someone tell...
What's going on with my...
Did I just crash?
Am I still up?
Where is this where is this? Where is that picture?
Oh, wrong account
I'd like to leave you finally with some
Words of wisdom shit, how come I can't find that
Well shit, I don't even know where that is. I can't even show you.
Where the fuck is that post?
I might have to wait till tomorrow.
Oh yeah.
Here it is.
This is from Christoph Horvats Instagram account.
He writes,
Surround yourself with people whose eyes light up when they see you coming.
On that note, I'm going to go see my wife. Love you guys. Talk to you soon. Bye bye.