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Shut up and scribble. Hey, that's good info. X always hits before YouTube. What do you mean like a couple seconds
before? Anyway, that's interesting, Troy. Hey, Brandon Gomez, what's up? Hey, why is it that
I never figured out why is it that sometimes the posts are green from members and then sometimes they're just regular
What is that? What causes that?
Uh, so the games uh moving to albany spin as a cryptic, uh twitter message
Uh, I heard that rumor I
Oh, I didn't even think about the games. Is that what it said the games? I heard that there was a semi-final gonna be in?
Albany I don't know maybe during the show I can get some sort of verification or someone can share something with me
But I heard I
Just heard that the one the semi-finals was gonna be in Albany
I didn't know I don't know what the events gonna be but if the games are in Albany, that would be awesome
was going to be in Albany. I don't know what the event's going to be. But if the games are in Albany, that would be awesome. That venue is amazing. If it's the same venue where they did the semi-finals,
the only problem with that venue, everything's great. Albany's great. At least it was 10 years
ago. It's kind of like a tired, sleepy town. You could tell at one time it was hustle and bustle,
and now it's just kind of like tired and all the buildings are tired but it's cool. It's easy to walk around in cool little shops there. Lots of affordable hotels.
But it's dark there. The venue is dark. I mean for filming. I mean like maybe you won't notice
it as like a viewer if you're like in the audience. But for cameras it's a little dark.
I hope they double down on the lighting. When that happens, what happens is is when it's
dark everything you're filming can get kind of grainy to compensate for it or
get a little blurry. Hey good morning. Good morning. You're in a jungle. I am.
What time is it? 9 a.m., so you're only two hours ahead yeah, I
Think just took just a couple thousand miles away. My suspicion is I'm is the ocean annoying
No, but that was kind of cool. It just came in for one second
Yeah, now it's gone. I think we're as far from New York as we are LA
Now it's gone. I think we're as far from New York as we are LA.
OK, like in a triangle.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
How is it? What's the is that your first time there?
Now, is there no.
Yeah, it's my it's my second and third.
It's my last.
Uh, you.
It's great. It's great. But I check it off, you know it off. Hey, so like, I know you recently flew into Morocco and you've flown into shitloads of
cities.
How is it flying into like that airport?
Is it cool?
Or is it, you know, like Miami's got a little third world feel to it.
Atlanta is just pure chaos.
San Francisco is nice.
It's a big airport, but it still feels small.
What's it like flying in there?
No matter what country's customs I'm going through,
even coming through our own, I feel like I'm smuggling heroin.
I have an aversion and a reaction to authority.
And then you couple that with the always to be expected rudeness,
the rudeness of the customs people in Morocco.
I saw a Moroccan customs guy shove an old man
because he wasn't moving his bag fast enough
to do the security thing.
So I went to complain about it and the guy told me,
you need to just go home, go back to America.
And I go, let me talk to your supervisor.
He goes, I wouldn't do that.
So I talked to the supervisor and he goes, it's okay.
It's okay, just go home.
And he goes, it's okay, it's okay, just go home. It's as if no one gives a fuck.
You know why it seems that way?
Because they don't.
They don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
Maggie says, it's that way everywhere in the world.
I go, US customs is different.
British is bad, Canadian's bad. The best is- Canada's horrible. Horrible. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm Armenian and like I feel like half the customs people are Armenian. Miami's been a little weird.
I like I like San Francisco because no one's there.
I'm good. Okay, go ahead. Next. You know, like they don't they don't ask you any questions. There's no I had this whole customs for my butt $30 $30,000 worth of shit and I was gonna declare it all because I
don't want to I don't want to, you know, go through that. Yeah,
nor do I want to be dishonest. And I stood around there was no
one to give my form to. And I'm like, Hey, who would I they just
keep moving, please, please, you know, I'm like, okay, goodbye.
Wow.
I don't remember where I landed once but I went to customs and I didn't have
the money to pay for customs to get through. It was some small country as our
president would have affectionately referred to as a shithole country and
they said hey we have an ATM over there so I went to the ATM and then I came
back I'm like hey the ATMs out of order. They're like alright never mind. Just go through
Thanks, what are you gonna do give him a shoe?
Hey Cole, maybe Greg should take his fucking laptop out of his bag Jesus
Meaning you get bugged by customs cuz you didn't
Know this is coming in not not leaving. And I do.
They want my shit out.
I take my shit out.
I do everything they ask.
And I also sign up for everything in the world.
And so if you fly right, you'll rarely have to take your laptop or your shoes off, your
belt off and spread your cheeks.
You mean like the clear and the pre-check and the first class you get it all? All of it. Yeah. I'd pay the one where you pay $50,000 and they just march you to the plane and you get to bring your heroin and whatever.
Yeah. That dude who made the comment, Cole's never even been out of the country or out of the state.
So, yeah, he's still on allowance from his mom. Yeah, they don't make you take your laptop out coming home.
Unless they're really up your ass,
then you're gonna pop it open and look through it.
Hey, I got a little bit of a sad story for you
that I'd like your insights into.
So my dog's been acting weird for the last year.
And I know we got our dogs from the same breeders.
And it's been acting a little weird.
And then about six months ago,
she became sensitive to touch around her neck
and Haley's like, and her butt.
And Haley's like, hey man, these lymph nodes feel swollen.
And then about a month ago, for like two nights straight,
she was crying throughout the middle
of the night.
So we'd have to get up and pet her and then she'd sleep all day and then cry all night.
And then it went away.
And then yesterday, multiple myeloma.
Is that what that is?
I don't know, or lymphoma.
Did yours, did your dog have that?
Did Rafa have that?
Yeah, she had a little tumor.
They said it was nothing. They took it off.
And then within weeks, she was getting sicker every day and was dead six months later, a year later.
Yeah. So we have the same vet as you. And he came over and he said, hey, this is the same. I think
this line that you and Greg got from is predisposed to that, genetically predisposed. I mean, the dog's
young, dude. The dog's six or seven years old. It's a beautiful dog. He said hey perfect weight dog looks perfect
um, but uh now she's
She has two huge bumps under here
Uh, you can't see them, but you can feel them. I mean like golf ball size
Yeah, and and she's having breathing trouble breathing at night
and uh
Yeah, i'm tripping a little bit. I mean, I I know she's having trouble breathing at night. And yeah, I'm tripping a little bit.
I mean, I know she's at her end.
I just don't know what to do.
I don't know when to tell the kids.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know if she's having,
how much trouble should she have breathing at night
before I put her down?
Yeah, we, Rafa still makes us all sad.
Yeah, it's crazy. So did Rafa start snoring really loud and have trouble breathing? Did
hers get swollen around her neck?
No, but she would walk funny and had trouble getting up and then you could make it all
go away by saying let's go to the beach and.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah so she went through
a phase where she was having a lot of trouble walking now she's walking fine she's not doing
any of the limping um but the something's going on with the breathing at night it's crazy sad
uh standy i don't do these kind of stories yeah it's it's crazy right my wife keeps saying to me
why aren't you sad Why aren't you sad?
Why aren't you sad but I think when the dog dies i'll probably come unhinged a little bit, you know for an hour
You know what I mean just like cry so much snot comes out of my nose and then it'll go away
I guess i'm in denial
I can't even tell my story. It made me bum me out.
Is that why you put the sunglasses on?
No, it's right up there.
But now I can tell the story. She was on her way to get put down and having trouble kind of standing up and looked out the window and saw the beach and started whining.
So they took her out and helped her out and let her play in the sand before they took her.
Oh, geez.
You know, when you have a 165 pound dog at the point that they're in continent and crying, it's, you know,
it's time to do the Canadian thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's crazy. What else we got on the schedule today?
Well, here, let me keep, let me add a little bit more.
I'm supposed to go away for three weeks.
And I can't leave her with someone when she's, you know what I mean?
Yeah. But I don't want to be like, hey, she's snoring.
So I put her down. I know.
You know, I'm just like I told my wife that yesterday
I'm like, what if we put her down and then they're like, oh no, she just was snoring
Anyway, it is what it is. I did like Haley. I've been asking for a new dog for a long time
I wanted to get one of those dogs. You pointed me out to a Pyrenees doodle. Yeah
And Haley's like stop talking about new dogs, but yesterday she said, she's like, what about a Rhodesian Ridgeback?
And I'm like, uh, no, but I like where your head's at.
Yeah.
I don't really like Rhodesian Ridgebacks.
They remind me of Dalmatians.
I don't trust them or Dobermans.
I mean, I like them.
Like when other people have them, they're beautiful.
Those are just three breeds I'm a little weary about.
I wish I could have a Doberman.
I'm increasingly of the view that you, you're remiss to not have a formidable dog in your house. Yeah I absolutely loved
Kalo. I would to tell you the truth I would get another one. Yeah. The Vorbal was
absolute. This is the most amazing dog. This is better than the Dane. She was
she's a great beast. Great. Yeah just and still follows the kids all day. Stays
with the kids all day. She's one of them. Yeah beast. Yeah. And still follows the kids all day. Stays with the kids all day.
She's one of them.
Yeah.
She just hangs out with the kids.
Wherever they go, she goes and just lays around and hangs out with them and fucks with them.
You know what I mean?
Grabs their arm, pulls them to the ground, steps on their toys.
Yeah.
Get a mutt from the pound.
No, no.
Way too bougie for that.
Nice try though, Cole.
I did that before.
Thoughts on the drones.
We had Eli Crane on yesterday morning.
I wanna lay out two things to you
and then give it to you.
On one end, I'm totally okay with the thought
that the public is absolutely bat shit crazy.
You know what I mean?
And we know New Jersey airspace
is just absolutely insane, right?
If you look out the window from New York towards Jersey at night, there's just planes everywhere and helicopters 24 hours a day.
But we also had a cop call into this show, Greg, where he said that him and his wife told a story where two nights in a row, there were big drones flying over their house.
And this is like something that they've never seen before.
Big drones, like the size of cars.
While this is going on, and maybe it's all a distraction,
but in the midst of all of this, someone
was flying a drone over Vandenberg Air Force Base.
And we launched CBMs through there.
I don't know if you know or not.
Yep, this is Southern California by Santa Barbara.
Yeah, in Santa Barbara County on the peninsula of Lompocce.
That's one of Elon's favorite launch spots, I think.
Yes, yes. There's a lot of stuff gets tested there, launched from there, but we do have a
pretty, like there's a bowling alley called Nuclear Bowl or some fucking thing, right?
They make commercial use of the underlying reality, but it's a hugely sensitive area.
I know Dave has done, or maybe it was Eddie, but has done attempts to penetrate on foot,
get to the silo caps and just to test the sensing equipment and all that in the response,
including the hybrid poison oak they developed for that area. But anyways, Chinese national
flew a drone over there for a couple hours and they got on his tail and followed him back and grabbed him trying to board a flight at LAX for China.
Now, that doesn't need explaining to me. I got a Chinese national flying a drone over Vandenberg. I know what's going on.
In the broader picture with all of these, it's either hysteria, absolutely nothing, or it's a worst-case scenario. And I don't have any sense of which of those it is.
But, you know, it's like flip the coin and it comes up heads, I'm going to shoot you and it
comes up tails, I'm going to give you a cheeseburger. We're kind of in that position for me.
Scott Kirby has come on the news twice that I've seen and one of the times,
Scott Kirby has come on the news twice that I've seen and one of the times
Both time one of the times he says what John Kirby and one of the times he said
It's nothing and then the second time he said that well He said there's no unusual activity and then the second time he came on he said hey
We've investigated all of the sightings except the FBI is working on the last hundred and we still haven't found anything
And he even said that the Coast Guard the sightings except the FBI is working on the last hundred and we still haven't found anything.
And he even said that the Coast Guard boat, 47-foot Coast Guard boat that claimed it was followed by 12 drones, that those were just planes in a line flying into the airport.
I'm having so much trouble believing that a Coast Guard captain would confuse drones with airplanes
a Coast Guard captain would confuse drones with airplanes flying in.
Yeah, especially a boat just covered in radar.
You know, I don't, when anyone in the Biden administration speaks,
I'm not directly getting any information. If I am, it's obliquely. Like I say, oh, that's probably a lie. Ah, so that is what's going on.
Right.
You watching this January 6th thing in Volute?
Yeah, I saw the video footage yesterday,
maybe I even have it of them releasing
one of the FBI agents that they arrested
inside the Capitol building.
Is that what you're referencing, things like that?
What's his name's report?
What is it? Loud?
Oh, Crowder?
No, no, no.
This is inside the Capitol building on January 6th and it's the...
It's one of the Fed informants is being uncuffed by Capitol police and then fist bumped by
another officer in the hallway
away from everyone.
Yeah, of course. There were 29 informants there.
That they're saying so meaning that there were really 60.
Two things here I want to show you. Where should I put it? In the text?
Yeah, if you send it to text it's easy for me to pull up.
Eaton Beaver, good morning. Joe Westerlin, good morning. There's nothing
better than a formidable beast who loves your children fiercely. Yeah, it's great,
isn't it? First of all, the cop that shot Ashley Babbitt is some kind of corrupt
piece of shit getting paid on the
side by someone. They said the news media said it was the first time he'd fired his weapon in 28
years on duty. That's true, but he fired it feloniously at a vehicle he said was coming at
him in his neighborhood. His own police department said no, it was fleeing him when he shot at it. So he's a he's a raging fucking felon.
Start with that. And then the other one.
Did that was recommended for he was recommended for termination.
Michael bird in 2001 for abandoning his post in the
speaker's office for a card game in a nearby cloakroom. When confronted with allegations he lied to internal affairs I think she did pose a threat. I think too. You know what I mean?
She had a bad one.
I want to know why he was paid $36,000
and she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000.
I think she was paid $36,000. I think you know what I mean? She had she had a
black one. I want to know why he was paid $36,000 immediately after
by oh, unknown reason that's in that. Oh, shit. But your chairman
louder milk releases the second January 6 2021 report. And in
there the committee is recommending a felony
prosecution of Liz Cheney.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's get to that in one second.
This is good.
For example, in 2021, Bird received $36,000
unrestricted funds as a retention bonus,
with other US CP officers received only $3,000 each.
Moreover, he was reimbursed by over $21,000
in security upgrades for his personal
Prince George County residence.
Oh, that's bizarre.
Yeah, not really.
It's payoff.
We know everything except what, for what?
I have a sneaky feeling.
Wow. I don't understand how we don't.
Yeah, you let me put 29 paid people at any protest and I can cause a riot.
So the FBI admits they told three to go.
Yeah.
But 26 of them were also there.
I promise you they're saying that the other three told him to show up.
Right, right.
Let me play this.
This is Michael Byrd shooting Ashley Babbitt.
I feel like I've seen another angle oh he shot
her while other police were standing next to her with guns?
With long guns.
Oh yeah, then that doesn't make sense.
That doesn't make sense at all.
He would argue he didn't know they were there.
He was seeing something different on the other side.
I mean, they're standing right next to her.
What I thought happened was that she was trying to climb through a window and
she had a backpack on into where the senators and congressmen and women were hiding.
This is crazier than I thought.
Was the window not even broken?
It looks like it shattered.
He's standing inside a door.
Looks like he's got gloves on.
And then he shoots. Oh man, that video footage doesn't even show her going through the window. Wow, that's bad.
That's bad. Yeah, that's not even a riot situation if there's cops there with her.
situation if there's cops there with her. Wow, I might have to reevaluate that. I do blame the whole January 6 thing on the Capitol security. I said it a million times, I don't
know how DC doesn't own 100 water trucks and anytime someone gets close to the Capitol,
they come out in a line and just wash people down Pennsylvania Avenue. I have no issue
with that at all. You've got to read the louder milk release.
Every effort was made to stop to allow this to happen.
Simultaneously sending instigators.
Now, this is a you know, Jimmy Waddell told me from the I shouldn't even say that.
But
I'm not going to finish the sentence. I kind of blew it.
All right, I got you.
Former representative Liz Cheney colluded with star witness Cassidy Hutchinson
without Hutchinson's attorney knowledge.
This is the story, the rough idea of this story is that she had attorneys.
She worked for Trump, right?
This lady Cassidy Hutchinson and she had attorneys. And Liz Cheney contacted her and said, get rid of those attorneys, I'll pay
for your attorneys. And then her whole story changed when she got...
Correct. Correct. And now, and now her testimony, it turns out that everything she said was
false.
Cassidy Hutchinson's most outrageous claims
lacked any evidence, and select committee
had knowledge that her claims were false when they publicly
promoted her.
President Trump did not attack his Secret Service
detail at any time on January 6.
Wow, she said he attacked his Secret Service agents.
Yeah, he started hitting the guy because he
wouldn't take him to the riot.
President Trump did not have intelligence indicating violence
on the morning of Jan 6. Cassidy Hutchinson falsely claimed to have drafted a handwritten riot. President Trump did not have intelligence indicating violence on the morning of Jan 6.
Cassidy Hutchinson falsely claimed
to have drafted a handwritten note for President Trump
on January 6.
Representative Cheney and Cassidy Hutchinson
basically attempted to disbar Hutchinson's former attorney.
Wow.
That's wild.
That's wild. That doesn't sound anything like something Trump would do, hit one of his security guards.
Of course he didn't.
So what if he did?
Is he going to beat them up?
Man.
Wow. Man.
Wow. This is, January 6th is as real as Russian collusion.
And the Biden laptop.
Yep.
Man, oh man.
Will he pardon, will Biden pardon Liz Cheney?
Oh, I hope not.
I don't know if they'll charge her,
but I would like to see that.
Me too.
So there were a mind-boggling 26 FBI informants
who went to see the president speak with crowds of 53,000
people in DC where the FBI is headquartered
and they were the ones who started it.
Oh, meaning maybe they were just one of the informants in San Diego was there clearly
go go go he was cheerleading for the thing hard and he never got arrested.
And that's kind of what started a lot of the suspicion.
Why not this guy?
And then they got his name the the internet sleuths go yeah yeah, we know who he is. He's his student San Diego.
And he's got nothing to say, won't talk to anyone.
And he never got charged.
Well, it turns out he was an FBI informant.
And from what I saw, he was clearly not there witnessing anything but
inciting a riot.
Wow, Ray Epps is an FBI informant?
I remember he didn't, this guy, yeah, this was crazy.
What's crazy is how quick the crowd realized
he was an informant,
because he was telling them to enter the building.
Wow.
Never charged.
None of the 29, it was 29, three were told to go
and 26 went and everyone's like, it's only three.
I could easily issue company wide orders
by telling three people what my intent was. And everyone's like, well, it's only three. And I was like, no, I could easily issue company-wide orders
by telling three people what my intent was.
And then 350 people would find out within hours.
You don't call everyone enough, every fucking person.
That's stupid.
Let me play this real quick.
Here they're saying Ray Epps was charged.
Let me see this, what this says.
This is a this is.
They charge him after he was saying,
why aren't you charging this guy?
Man from Arizona has now been sentenced to probation
for his role in the January 6th insurrection.
Ray Epps pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor.
He must complete 100 hours of community service.
Forced into hiding when right wing conspiracy theorists
accused him of being an undercover agent. He filed a defamation suit against Fox News for spreading that rumor.
Okay, stop. Listen, Ray got up there and emphatically with a bunch of feigned emotion and anger.
There were, it is true, there were no undercover agents there. No, they were informants right of course you do your dirty work with some
Half-wit like the michigan like the uh like the michigan case with the assault on the governor
They they they were getting informants to do illegal shit
And it's very interesting other people have been by the way isn't that funny? That's the best riot footage
They have and it's still not riot footage. It's just two second clips of
like one or two men
Being having encounters with cops
I someone showed me the
Press photos of the of the riot.
And then a mutual friend of ours showed me a wide angle view
and the crowd was restrained by a velvet rope on stanchions.
And it was Capitol Police that sent it to him.
The rank and file at DOJ, they know. ATF, they know. The Capitol Police, they know.
DEA, they know. Homeland Security, they know.
The 23rd precinct that burned down in Minneapolis in that book that Liz Collins writes, they
built a fence around the police station to keep the rioters out.
And then they told the cops, hey, what's going to happen is, is they're going to come in through
the front and you're going to leave through the back. They left the gates in the front open.
And they have video footage of this. You can see it so that the rioters could come in and burn
down the police station. And then they lock the gates in the back. So when the cops tried to escape
out the back of the police station, they show you all this video in the movie, too
The cops can't get out
So the rioters are coming in lighting the police station on fire and there's a SWAT team in there
There's you know, there's 50 cops in there and they can't get out
So they use a cop car to break the fence and then they were told by the mayor that there would be a bus there
That they could all get into
They were told by the mayor that there would be a bus there that they could all get into.
But the bus wasn't there. So then you see the rioters chasing the cops down the street. It's insane. Imagine leaving the front gate open but locking the back.
I'm not confused by any of it.
When they told them to, when the mayor told them, hey, you're gonna have to vacate that
police station.
The the the captain in charge there said, hey, this is our armory for the entire fucking
police department.
All the police stations come here for all their ammo with all the ammo is here.
And he's like, well, then get it out.
Did they leave it?
No, they get it out. Did they leave it? No, they got it out. And another crazy
thing in the book, Greg is a week before that happened, or they had asked for more rubber
bullets, they said they had eight rubber bullets left eight. And they were never given rubber
bullets, more rubber bullets, they didn't have any way to do anything to the crowd. I like the way you say bullet. Bullet. Bullet. Bullet.
That's crazy.
I've been slow to, to, to,
like I thought the whole deep state shit was nonsense and that Hunter
Biden's laptop proved that to be as real as real can be.
The collusion thing made sense to me.
I could see Trump having prostitutes pee on him.
He seemed like that kind of guy to me, you know?
But it was all just made up bullshit.
They violated our Constitution, his rights and America's rights.
They interfered with an election and accused him of interfering with an election.
The name for that is projection.
And so anything you hear the right or anyone doing,
like for instance, the far right rioted,
nah, this is an FBI riot.
Someone needs to explain why this fucker
got $36,000 that shot Babbitt.
I suspect it's all the heat he's going
to be under this hush money.
Because as he'd say, they told me to be there
and make it worse, you know?
Yeah, or the only thing I could think of to defend him
would be like, hey, someone who gave him that,
his seniors gave him that money for legal reasons.
They knew, hey, you're going to need this money for lawyers.
They would pay for the lawyers themselves.
The department would pay for them.
Right.
Unless he was indefensible.
Doesn't seem like a very good payout to keep quiet.
The amount of money that people take to do horrific things
is always shockingly low.
I remember when that US Senator, they found $10,000 in foil in his freezer.
He goes to prison and he's lost a career for $10,000.
$10,000.
Yep.
Hey, I was listening to a pot.
Scumbaggery is cheap, Seve.
Scumbaggery is cheap.
Yeah.
Yeah. You can get a $50 hitman all day long.
Yeah.
My friend produced the January 6 hearings.
Her boss was the former head of ABC News.
Everything Liz Cheney did was scripted.
Of course. I had so when I had Eli, Eli Crane on he's the congressman from Arizona. And
I watched his. I don't I don't know what district. I don't know. I'll look though. And before
I watch before he came on the podcast, I watched him on another
podcast that this gentleman named Sean Ryan does. And the shit that he was saying, basically,
he said the swamp is so deep. It's things like this. You get something passed in the house,
and then it goes up to the Senate. And the Senate and Schumer doesn't even look at what to bring up
He takes direction from his staff
So if the staff doesn't like a bill the non-elected people they won't bring it up
And he said the only thing he basically my takeaway from the podcast is
Whole departments have to be removed. Nothing can be fixed because the swamp is so deep. You know what I mean?
It's like bamboo. The roots just have to be pulled up. There's no there's no saving it, right?
Just has to be ripped out and all those people have to be made unemployed and they all have to leave
And and there was one there was one more takeaway, but it's it's really really bad
It's it's like worse than we could ever imagine
He it was it was actually depressing having him on a little bit he knew nothing about the drones they can't get any information
The deep state is so deep that even the
Even the drone stuff like like that might be just so many levels deep inside of the bureaucracy
that the politicians have no access to that information.
That's why all that shit has to just be removed.
It concerns me that the liberals who are jumping on board with the Doge thing, they think things
can be fixed.
Like Bernie Sanders wants to tax Coca-Cola more because they make too much money.
It's like, Jesus Christ, dude.
Just more of the same.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about just, how about just take their, how about just put them out of business for interfering with the FDA or the CDC?
Crazy. Yeah. I saw there's a lady from Washington State, Patty Murray.
I should actually play you this clip if I have it.
She's a senator and she's just been attacking RFK like crazy, calling them like a fanatic
and a nut job and an anti-vaxxer.
And someone looked where all her funding is coming from, all her donations.
She raised like 32 million dollars in campaign funds. Millions coming from pharma.
Jason Fung told me that CNN hadn't reported an adverse drug reaction in 13 years.
Wow.
Pharma is half of CNN and Fox's revenue.
Yeah, I saw someone coming after Fox the other day for not reporting some pharma shit.
You can't.
No one's going to.
Hey, is that why commercials shouldn't be allowed on TV?
I never understood why people wanted that.
I always hated that idea, but is that why?
Well, it would be the rationale for not letting pharma advertise on TV.
You can't, they can't in Europe.
Where does that stop though?
Why couldn't you say that about everything?
Why couldn't you be like, okay, the NFL can't put shows
on TV and make money for news organizations
because then they won't report on CTE.
Where does that?
Because there's absolutely nothing even slightly important
about the NFL or Taylor
Swift. Relative to 60% of the US public relative to things that are important. Right.
What a public service announcement of tell people, hey, don't eat sugar. It's killing you to try
that. You're not gonna see that either. So we're gonna get we're gonna get highlights of NFL games and Taylor Swift promos, you know.
Andrew Farmer, Farmer Advertises on TV here in New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand is a big medical country. You know, New Zealand, they did something interesting during COVID.
They had one of the fastest vaccine programs ever, vaccinating the largest amount of public,
but they gave all their first responders exemptions.
If that's not a red flag, all of them, all the cops, ER docs, everyone got exemptions.
They didn't want them quitting en masse.
Oh, I thought it was dying in mass.
No, they'll quit.
Right.
Hey, our friend Michelle went from told that she didn't get vaccinated.
She'd have to give it to consider a two week notice.
So she did.
And before she could clear out her locker
while still on duty, they told her,
come back, you don't have to get it.
And then two weeks after that, the instructions were,
if you have an active COVID infection,
you still have to come to work.
You just have to wear a mask and eat by yourself.
So help me God, this is at UC San Diego.
So we're going to fire you for got an X-ray.
Oh, no, no, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That's a mistake.
Still come.
And then, hey, even if you got COVID,
you still have to come to work.
But you do have to wear a mask.
And you have to eat lunch by yourself.
I saw the instructions.
We had someone call into the show back.
They left in droves.
And then they started making $10,000
a week just traveling around in your community
as a visiting nurse.
So without even leaving home, you could post up at a hospital
three miles down the road from yours,
work for five to 10 weeks, and then go to the next one
and make $500,000.
And you weigh that again so that the hospitals realize quickly
this is this is awfully dramatic and we're certainly supporting the CDC
but we'll go broke in the meantime without with being understaffed.
Imagine going from you have to be vaccine vaccinated against COVID to come to work with it.
It's not an excuse in a month's time.
And let me tell you, the idea of people dying
in the hallways that a hospital not liking that,
get fucking real.
That's like Pat's fucking steaks in Philadelphia
not wanting to lie in a mile long to get a cheesesteak
Nothing's better for a hospital and people dying in a hallway
And why is that because empty beds will make you broke? Oh, right
It's a business Abby morebi, more customers. Who cares about their fucking health?
We had a nurse, Greg, similar story, calling to the show where she was told to take the
vaccine.
She refused.
She got fired and then was brought back immediately as a contractor with double the pay.
It's a very similar to Michelle's story.
Yeah. That's wild. Broken Science. I have
a government doc that shows 5.3 billion U.S. government payout for vaccine injuries. We'll
be up on our investigation section by the end of the week. Good. Wow. I wonder what
the timeline is on that. Ken Walters. I got fired only that only one that denied the jab I reported directly to
the CEO.
Wow.
You're the only one good job.
You must be so happy you did that.
I have a son here.
Same at the UC Davis I tested positive but instead of being sent home, management wanted me to finish my shift.
Hey, what's the worst thing that could happen if everyone in the hospital gets
COVID and dies and you get new patients? That's all okay.
That's the money factory. It's not the wellness farm.
I made a fortune as a nurse in Northern California during COVID.
Yep.
Michelle ran into a foul of things when she said she wasn't going to participate
in any more gender affirming health care,
also known as sex organ mutilation. Yeah. Hey, we complain about we complain about
Arabs clitorectomizing chicks and have strict prohibitions about it. But surgeons can get
rich lopping off penises. Right. And chopping off titties. Yeah Hey, you know, what's crazy? There's I found this Instagram account last week of this girl who?
Like every every picture of hers topless on her Instagram because she had her breaths deflated
You know what I mean? She said so that she would look like a guy
Yeah, so so the the message to women is is if you deflate your tits you can now show them
women is if you deflate your tits, you can now show them.
In my newsfeed, I'm seeing every there's a competition among celebrities on red carpets to see who can be have the nudist.
You know, I'll show your titties and you're a superstar. And if
you're bold enough, let's see a lip slip. You know, that's like
that's big shit right now.
And they brag about it.
Oh man, she's got nice boobs.
And this is, these are just chicks writing this shit.
It's like, if a male did that,
it's something perverted and wrong,
but a female reporter can do it
in the fashion section of the New York Times.
And it's somehow cool.
You mean if I get a little helmet slip
or if you were sitting in a chair
and someone could see your balls?
No, I'm talking about on the red carpet. There's a there's a competition going on basically, to see who can reveal the most flesh, right?
These your dresses. But what do you mean you said if a male? No, I mean, the girl. Yes. Wow. She's beautiful. Look at this. They got your pervert. You just misogynist.
Yeah, you you hate women or otherwise you wouldn't say anything about their
breasts showing through. Yeah, now it's high fashion.
I remember the traveling nursing got so bad that I remember new nursing grads at
some hospitals near me got $30,000 signing bonuses. That's how much it was
killing hospitals.
nursing grads at some hospitals near me got $30,000 signing bonuses. That's how much it was killing hospitals.
Heidi Kanye's girl is the best.
Yeah, I agree.
She's absolutely marvelous.
Well said.
Yeah.
Ken Walters, yes, Seve.
At first I was terrified losing that job,
but I couldn't be happier with my decision
and I yet to have the video
that I know of.
And yet to have the vid that I know of.
Oh, and you haven't had COVID. Gotcha.
And yet to have COVID.
Wow, these are amazing stories.
I had to write a one page essay to justify why I didn't want it.
Fortunately, it got accepted and I kept my job, civil engineering, nothing
medically related.
I don't understand. How did he justify he didn't want it with nothing medical?
I don't. Oh, oh, justify he didn't want it with nothing medical?
Oh, the job, the job.
Heidi said, oh, I love Kanye's girlfriend's dresses too. Oh, that's cool. I love them too, Heidi. That's awesome.
That's really cool.
Brian Clark, I had to get a religious exemption.
Barry McAuchner, I had to get a religious exemption. Barry McCaulkin or I had to get a religious exemption.
I need to find a religion that allows me to have exemptions.
I wonder how many people became religious.
Tom Kruber from the RRG wanted me to talk about net fix and he's, there's people asking the RRG wanted me to talk about NetFix and he's, there's people asking the RRG for coverage on that.
But I think this conversation scared him off.
But I wanna take it just a second if I can, can I?
Is anything gearshift?
No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, gearshift, yeah, let's do it.
Look, here's the underlying reality
of what happens in a CrossFit gym and health.
The experienced affiliate has seen and knows firsthand empirically, though she may not,
he may not express it so succinctly, but the Western medicine's well accepted universal parameterization
of health, health metrics, has a bunch of factors, components, variables, blood pressure,
triglycerides, body fat, on and on, A1C, on and on and on. And they're treated as though they were independent variables
and they are manipulated in the hopes
of producing a health outcome.
And each of these variables is either sufficient
for diagnosis of chronic disease,
known to be a harbinger or predictor of chronic disease, or is a cause of chronic disease, known to be a harbinger or predictor of chronic disease, or is a cause
of chronic disease, or, and very often all three, sign a predictor and causal of chronic
disease like blood pressure. But when we treat these independently, we're denying the underlying
reality, which is that they are in fact the dependent variables
of lifestyle choices.
And to attempt to create health in an organism by working these dependent variables as though
they were independent has all the effect and charm of hammering on the speedometer of a
runaway train to stop its impending doom.
It does not work, but it's hugely profitable. And you can run an affiliate and
have very little awareness of that. In fact, it's surprising to see that awareness in a
one, two, three, four-year affiliate, but the 10-year affiliates all know it. And what
we're providing at Metfix is the understanding, the rationale, the language, the underlying mechanisms, and
support for those realize that there's a lot more than fitness going on in the box. And
the notion that this is competition to what's happening at the L1 or in the cross-community
is absolutely absurd. It's no more competition than it is when you get your degree in biology
from University of Utah and then get accepted at Johns Hopkins Medical School.
You don't have to denounce the biology you learned.
You're not in competition
with what you learned in biology at Utah State.
You're just taking it to the next level.
And this is important to do
because the mothership has no interest in it,
has made that perfectly clear.
And I understand the financial imperatives
that make that so. I never went down this road of the affiliate sitting in unique possession of the world's most vexing problem because it was profitable for me.
I knew it would bring me trouble. It did bring me trouble.
I don't know if anyone that spoke in honesty on chronic disease anywhere that's got any kind of audience that hasn't all of a sudden found the New York Times up their ass calling
them horrible things. So that's just, we all know that's what happens. And I'm fortunately
in a position again, where I can do things because they're the right thing to do. And
I don't have anyone standing over me telling, hey, the New York Times is going to write
bad shit about you. They just did again last week. But I'm gonna do it anyways and maybe the more
so more they do that kind of thing the more adamant I'm going to be about this. But the Metfix
affiliation is the graduate level crossfit covering high body, covering some, cute little boy, covering some critical turf that has been abdicated
completely by CF Inc. And I don't fault them for it if they can just not dilute the method
of the push press, of the deadlift, if they can continue to talk about constantly varied functional movement,
if they can stay true to the fundamental theorem of CrossFit, and that is that constantly
varied high intensity functional movement increases work capacity across broad time
and modal domains, we can take the part they can't touch. And that is that that that your health metrics and your health are governed by lifestyle choices,
not the parameterization of diagnostic medicine. Greg, the train analogy you gave, you're basically
saying you're in a runaway train, and you think you're going to stop it by breaking the glass and
using your finger to pull back the speedometer. And it's like, dude, that's right. That's just,
oh, my God, we're gonna die. It's got 120. And someone takes out a hammer pull back the speedometer. And it's like, dude, that is nothing. That's just, that is nothing to do.
Oh my God, we're gonna die.
It's going 120 and someone takes out a hammer
and hits the speedometer and puts it back
to the speed you want.
And because now, because now the speedometer is-
Not in every case, not in every case.
If you've got malignant hypertension and you refuse to,
you know, let me give you a simple,
if you have malignant hypertension,
refuse to do anything about it in terms of the causes of that then yes take the antihypertensive
If you have a sodium retention problem due to your hyperglycemia
And your inability to clear sodium because of aldosterone
Being inhibited by insulin at the kidney level and And you say, I am not going to lower my blood sugar.
What should I do?
And I go, well, I guess I'd lower my salt intake.
If you go, that's what's causing it, an elevated blood sugar.
And you go, yeah, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to quit eating all.
I'm going to lower my blood sugar.
What I'm going to tell you is you better be careful,
because you're going to have to salt your food.
That's not that complicated.
It's just complicated enough to be impossible for doctors, public health officials, and
the CDC.
But not for a trainer with a brain.
And that's what I was going to ask you after.
Can you give an example of independent versus dependent variables?
And that was the example.
I give you one that you're taking antihypertensives to lower your blood pressure is fraught
with iatrogenic consequences.
There's problems, side effects.
What we get when we go at the root cause,
we get a better cure, a better solution, more efficacious.
And instead of the specter of side effect,
what we get is side benefit,
which you rarely, rarely get from a drug.
It's the miracle drug, like Viagra was an
antihypertensive that had this side effect of creating abnormally large and long lasting
erections. And so its primary effect was ignored. Those are miracles. That's like the positive
mutation. You don't see a lot of that. They're memorable when they occur. But with most medications, especially in combination, most attempts at treating a chronic disease
symptomatically are fraught with ineffectual iatrogenic illness and at best kind of a sustained
state.
We ended up with 26 million people with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease
doing a pharmaceutical intervention that
would have been dead just 15 years prior to that.
No one ever got chronic COPD that bad as people had it now.
And then COVID came along, and they all got wiped out.
With COPD, your survival rate five days on a ventilator, it's like five to ten percent. Every time you open a ventilator
when someone's COPD and put them on it you know it's going to kill them. You also know the
hospital's just got forty thousand dollars for you ripping the bags.
Going back to the train thing also that's people believing not believing their lying eyes right so
basically you pull the speedometer back to zero,
the train still doing 120,
but you're believing your doctor is like, nope, it's cool.
It says zero, we're good.
But you can look out the window and be like, oh shit.
But people don't do that.
Look at cancer treatment, look at cancer treatment in mass.
The closer you get, the more you look at it,
the worse it looks.
It will be seen someday as a barbarism.
How about when we saw Seyfried speak at the Broken Science event you had at Emily Kaplan's
house.
Seyfried said something that kind of blew me out of... that he doesn't even view...
He said something about stage four cancer.
Like, in his model, there's not even a stage four cancer. Do you remember that part?
No. But you know, I mean look at it, look at what he's doing. You know, in
disclaimer, I fund a good, I fund most of it, it's not most of it in terms of the
amount he's gotten, but he never
asks for funds that I don't pony up and get my name put on him.
I don't do that thinking it's going to do me any good.
I do it because it's the right thing to do.
And in fact, I know it puts me on a hit list.
To be in a relationship with someone who's doing something they could undermine pharma's multi trillion dollar industry.
When I spoke at Boston University at Tom's behalf to
the broader life sciences there, the hostility was overwhelming.
And I was shocked by it was laughable. I got into some
pretty good debates, we have it on video. But I stood up there
slugging it out with really a pack room full of fucking
idiots. And afterwards, Thomas was laughing really hard. And the guy that invited me is
a CrossFitter. And he says, and he's director of research at Boston U. And he said that
the thing he spends the most time at Boston University is protecting Thomas Seyfried from
pharma interests embedded in the other faculty at the university. So as soon as they hey, Tom Seyfried has his friend here to talk about
chronic disease. I mean, I
couldn't even I couldn't even
get started when hands are going
up calling bullshit. I haven't
even said anything yet, man.
Yeah. Yeah. They both thought it
was funny. And then that made it
funny for me. But Tom's like,
see, see, and when his pirate
voice.
That's what I live with.
I'm so surprised that Seyfried hasn't been paraded around, that he's not like a TikTok
or Instagram famous with all the great things he said.
I'm surprised that let him survive.
I just can't believe, I mean, I mean, you got, you,
you have so many pop doctors doing the podcast circuit.
And I'm just shocked that Thomas Seyfried hasn't got on that circuit.
Not that he's a pop doctor, but he says things that are so, um,
easy to comprehend, like he can express it like the same way you can express it.
And I just can't believe that no one sunk their teeth into him and been like, okay,
I'm going to prop this guy.
I mean, it's such good stuff.
It's amazing stuff.
You know, a pattern has emerged.
And when I find a researcher of the top caliber, someone who's really making a
difference with a deep and sophisticated understanding of disease, even where that's
not required, let's say a Seyfried or a Goetia or a Tim Noakes, when you talk to them and ask them
questions, they're fraught with things like that's a good question.
I wondered that myself. And you know, that's, nobody really knows or here's what I think's
going on. But it could be this or that. And then the others from the Hubermans to the
Rob Wolf's, you know, blink, blink, blink, push the glasses up and just keep jabbering
away. They fucking just won't stop talking there. They know they answer your question
before you fucking give it. Before you
give the question, they can answer it. Yeah, intelligence
doesn't look like that. So when we find out that his salt has
lead in it, well, of course it does. The whole thing's a fraud
the whole thing's a fucking front. As always has been,
there's a bunch of those guys. Those are all the celebrity guys with podcasts and medicine.
Most all of them are complete bullshit.
Sure of everything.
That's not what science looks like.
That's not what intelligence looks like.
For intelligent people,
the more you learn,
you feel like the less you know.
You're actually excited and eager to share where it is that you, For intelligent people, the more you learn, you feel like the less you know.
And you're actually excited and eager to share where it is that you're,
again, these are some gray areas and these are good questions.
Olivia, I refuse chemo.
My naturopath oncologist has me on phenbizole and other therapies.
Yep.
Yep.
It's a glutamine inhibitor.
You know, it's in regular use in veterinary use, but not in humans.
Last week, I just started, I went down to the butcher and I got like a $2,000 card for
my grip.
That's wrong on that, but I'm pretty sure that's the glutamine inhibitor.
Is that what it is, Olivia?
I've been really strict.
I've just been eating rib eyes now for five or six days and maybe seven days, I don't
know, and persimmons from my backyard off the tree with no measurement,
nothing like I could eat as much as I want, right? And just going nuts. This morning,
I, when I started, I weighed 170. This morning I woke up, I weighed 162. It's just like falling
off of me with no ill effects. It's kind of crazy. No, you know, no weakness, no tiredness. I didn't go through any withdrawals, nothing.
It's cool.
I'm so glad I found that.
What I heard the other day is that the vegan diet, someone goes, if you start looking into
lifestyle health, it always points you towards the vegan diet.
And I had never thought about that like before. The lifestyle health that's available
to the public is vegan health. Persimmons sound so gay. They're pretty gay, but I'm
still railing away.
Oh, for you, it's gay. I explained that chicken is a crossfit vegetable. Remember that?
Say it again?
Chicken is a crossfit vegetable.
Right.
Hey, listen, I only put the banana in my face.
I've resisted all temptation.
How's the pooping?
Most solid poops ever.
What was weird though is one night I did go to bed with a little bit of a stomach ache
and it was because I needed to drop a deuce and I can't ever remember that happening to
me in my whole life.
But they're coming out like rocks.
You know what I mean?
They're just coming out like boulders.
All right, poop's not Greg's favorite subject, so let's move on.
That and Donald Trump was where Stern first
would intermittently lose me.
I can only handle so much fart, man.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to lithium or something else.
And then he'd have Trump on and that would chase me away too.
And then he became a, you know, hiding under the bed,
shaking over COVID and thinking anyone
that didn't wear a mask
needed to be rounded up and put in the sent to to COVID schwitz. I was done. Like, I felt unethical
listening to that guy. And now you like, and now you like Trump. I think you turn the corner. I
think you turn the corner. One is you can only hate someone because they're a New Yorker
and a braggart and have that fucking New York personality that's
so highly offensive.
You can only resist that so long until pretty soon,
Bernie with the unbuttoned shirt and the gold chain is,
I did the best at every tension for New York.
You eventually see past that and can learn to like the guys.
That was the first thing.
The second one is what he was put through.
It became just untenable to not support him
because if not him, us, me.
And the third thing, he sends the half-witted left,
which is that's a oxymoron,
but it sends the left half-witted as they all are.
It sends them into apoplectic fits of fucking rage,
and I enjoy that highly.
So that's probably maybe one of my favorite things
about Trump.
So I'm a big fan right now.
So the first thing is you found humor in his character
instead of you'veraming his character.
I can only hate my uncle Bernie for so long because he's a loudmouth lying braggart.
And now you find...
Pretty soon you'll love him if you can do that.
Yeah. And then the second thing is you admired his strength. He lifted three...
What they put it through. It's...
Yeah.
They shit all over the constitution. They interfered with an election to charge him with election interference,
lied to a fucking judge.
They manufactured a riot to blame on him.
When he asked for reinforcements from the Capitol police and the National Guard,
they got turned down because that was part of the plan.
And then the third, third thing that makes it a moral imperative. And the
third is the apoplectic juvenile rage, the frenzy that he creates amongst the left. I
want as much for that as we possibly can. You know, before we start shooting him, I'd
like him to be really, really, really unhappy. I try that first. We're fighting off a Marxist revolution and I would prefer
it didn't come to shooting, but if it does, I'm going to be on the side with all the guns
and the brains. of Fenbendazole. Yeah. Yeah. Let's run Kala through a Seafreeze protocol and then I'll
try it when I get the big C. Fenbendazole. Can you buy that online? You know at North in In Idaho they had five gallon buckets of ivermectin
Wow
Not for human use
Hey, I found it's a dewarmer fen bend is all the dewarmer. Yes it is
But like ivermectin is anti-parasitic too. Someone correct me. I haven't studied the Seyfried protocol in detail. But I do know this. When Seyfried
sent me his protocol, Google intercepted it. No shit? Oh yeah. How do you know? Through
email? I got a notice that you received
some dangerous health information.
You want to see it anyways, click here.
Wow.
Hey, can you give this stuff that's for goats to dogs?
Ask Emily or Bob someone,
hit up which of the compounds is the glutamine inhibitor?
That's a huge breakthrough and
I think it's that one I
wonder if it matters if it's for goats or humans or or I
Wonder if there's I'm guessing it's all the same shit
They have one they had they say one here that it's a canine D warmer
I put in spend bend is all in G, and I get glutamine inhibitor.
What were the two words you put in?
I put in fenbendazole and then typed a G
to see if it was a glutamine inhibitor,
and it pops up glutamine inhibitor.
So yeah, that's it.
It's the glutamine inhibitor.
I feel like the stuff that- There's two things cancer cells eat. It's the glutamine inhibitor. I feel like there's two things cancer cells eat.
It's glucose and glutamine.
And if it was only glucose, man, we would have this thing licked forever ago.
It's the glutamine because it's essential.
Fuck it all.
And it's vital.
Pardon me.
Intermittently. Here's my thinking. My thinking is, is that if I were to get it and give that to my dog, I shouldn't get
the stuff that's for dogs because it might not be tested and is pure and I should get
the stuff that's for humans.
I don't think I think this stuff everyone's taking is for dogs, animals.
I don't think I don't think you have an option.
I mean, look at all this stuff when you go to look at this on Amazon
Look at this on Amazon. I
Mean they got tons of it
Right, I mean look at all the choices you have You got dewormer, dewormer for cows,
dewormers for goats. They got it for humans.
Glutamine inhibition is I think a side effect of this drug. Like the erections with the
Cialis or Viagra.
Which one would you get? Would you get the stuff that's for dogs? I'd probably get the Cialis.
I wouldn't, I don't think there's a difference.
You don't?
No, I don't think that the antibiotics that your vet gives you or anything different.
How many times have I had to go to the CVS to get something?
Typically now your vet intercedes and has it on hand and it's part of his profit chain,
right?
All right, I'm going to try it and see what happens.
Give it to the dog.
Yeah, I'm going to do a little more research on it.
You want to do that press pulse, you know, you wanna do,
you wanna use this in combination with some fasting and some, listen to me,
I'm gonna get charged with practicing veterinary medicine on a banned podcast.
But it was a press pulse kind of deal.
I don't wanna speak to the protocols,
but I'll send them to you.
Okay, yeah, please.
And it's nice, I would do for your dog,
what you'd do for 150 pound man,
including the ketogenic diet and the fasting
and the Fenbendazole use.
There are some other things, it's not as simple as that,
but the results are spectacular.
I wouldn't keep funding when he comes back to the trough.
What animals does he test on? Does he test on dogs? I know the Turkish guys he works
with test on dogs, right?
No, they're doing it with people.
But originally they did do dogs?
There's been a lot that was done with dogs. I don't know with Phenbendazole, but certainly
with hyperbaric. That was another thing thing hyperbaric oxygen is part of this too
See if someone has hyperbaric oxygen for a dog I might going that far listen I might going that far
Hey, you could sit in there with her and no, thank you stories about the old country. I would
Uh, i'm late is greg Greg now Colombian drug lord.
Yes.
Yes.
Tyler spindle but dogs are carnivores no carb rich dog food just meat next my dog only eats
raw.
Raw food.
My wife's carnivore.
And I think she could give a dairy cow, maybe a goat, a run for the money in lactation.
She's just producing like crazy.
Obvious difference in the amount of milk she's producing eating steak with both hands every
meal as opposed to a balanced diet. I think I work for a company that mined dia...
Tumatous Earth. Tumatous Earth, thank you. That is used in so many products for
filtering beers and wines to go into paint and you can buy and you can buy a
GNC or Locke Coop or a Locke Coop for animals. I don't understand that post.
Yeah I forget the dia-tumatous earth connection here but there is something lot coop or a lot coop for animals. I don't understand that post. Yeah, I
forget the diatomaceous earth connection here, but there is something that in
cancer treatment too, I believe. Because diatomaceous earth is that powder that
used to put in the old pool filters that had the the discs of filter and then you
use diatomaceous earth in that for part of that filtration
system. Emily I'm not gonna read this just for just cuz I don't know paranoid
but can you send me a link to it is it on if it's on Amazon will you send me a
link? Is okay. Dawn is the potent glutamine inhibitor.
Emily has, I have sent several people to Thomas
through Emily,
because she follows that side of things closer than I do.
And she has all of Seyfried's protocols.
I do too.
I just haven't opened them up and read them.
How long is that?
Is that a crazy read?
There's a lot there.
There's a lot there.
Olivia, I use Matutean because my doc also
said it was best because of diatomaceous earth.
All right, good.
All right.
Hey, let me ask you this in defense of Rob Wolf.
Someone said, just because of the lead thing, someone said to me that all salt has lead
in it because it's brought up from the ground or some shit like that.
And anything that stand out to you there that's like, yeah, well, maybe that's true or.
Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm generally sensitive to that kind of thing.
But people that have trouble with the truth, I mean, he was telling us for years, he went
to medical school.
And what such as it he went to medical school. And what sucks is-
It's also-
He can check with the medical school.
Yeah.
What also sucks is in the same week or in the same month, they were also caught for
having maltodextrin in their product when they said there was no sugar.
And instead of admitting it, they defended it.
Yeah.
And it was only a half a gram.
Seve, let me know when you get a
hyperbaric chamber at your house.
I know. Wouldn't that be awesome?
I want.
Yeah, I want to.
You introduced me to that to
the.
Grandson of who was that?
He's doing hyperbaric.
Right. Hemingwayway is it Hemingway
yeah yeah yeah not the writer Hemingway but the actress yeah no that she's the
granddaughter oh of Ernest yeah thank you thank you Emily hey that was that was great I going to make that into a clip at the 45-minute mark. I made a note here. That was a great explanation of the relationship between Metfix and the methodology developed by Coach Glassman.
I wouldn't, you know, listen, you want to be a, you want to be a Metfix affiliate,
I'd highly recommend you take the level one.
Become a CrossFit affiliate.
And then we'll show you the significance of taking that.
And again, that's something the mothership HQ,
Don Falls, never going to do that.
We're not going to hear anyone from CrossFit
ever getting the okay to say that sugar is an essential part of this current wave of chronic disease
That no longer can be said
And I don't I don't blame them for that it's just they're running a different company than I ran I had the luxury of
Being able to speak the truth speak truth to, and the current setup won't work.
Not only will the current owners, whoever the fuck that is, I don't know, we sold this
company to unknowns, set up with enormous effort, enormous legal effort to hide who the seller was, but I didn't really care because I was about to get crucified.
But the rest of the portfolio and the VC giving people lectures on sugar killing you.
Right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember when I asked the way NFL great was asking me if he should quit
steroids. And I'm like, well, they're, they're not doing any good. He says that what they do is they allow me to play Sunday and get beat up and
play the next Sunday.
I can recover from injuries that on Monday and Tuesday make it hard to walk.
Whereas by Wednesday, Thursday, I'm feeling really good.
By Friday, the bruise that was from armpit to mid thigh is specking out into
a tiny little and on Sunday, I'm good to go again.
Without steroids, that's a three week heal. So what should I do? I go, you got to keep
taking steroids, dude, or you can eat dog food. How much money do you have saved? And not
much. Yeah, you that's this is your lot in life.
I'm going to go ahead and ask Eric Weiss, Sebi, can you show Greg the video from Carolyn Lambre?
I could.
Do you want to see something?
Yeah, anytime if you don't want to do it now.
It's only 15 seconds long. It's going to basically
going to make you say how happy you were that you sold CrossFit.
Oh dude, I'm so happy.
It's something I didn't want to do and it's that I felt for everyone's sake I needed to.
And it's been the best thing I've ever done.
It's freed me in so many directions.
And I have more money now than they gave me when I sold it.
I've never made money as much I never dreamed of making as much money not working as I did working what 60 hour weeks 80 hour weeks 70 yeah 60 which sounds ridiculous it was way more than you didn't stop working I never in the 1520 years we worked together I never saw you do anything besides work. So I don't I
don't know you were the first one up and the last one.
Except for all the female games athletes that I drug raped and filmed and blackmailed them with.
Oh I wanted to ask you this before I show you this clip. So yesterday I
heard a story that CrossFit game and and I was rattling my brain someone said yesterday that there's CrossFit Games athletes that have
sued CrossFit and
and received money from CrossFit that
Based on like injuries and stuff and that they had to sign NDAs and I was thinking that never had there's only one game
The only the tranny was the only one that sued right the one that wanted to like compete in the in the
Man who wanted to compete in the women's division. But other than that, did you ever remember a CrossFit Games athlete suing CrossFit?
I don't ever remember that.
That never happened.
That never happened, right?
No.
The attorney that defended us in the Chloe Johnson case, and in the end, we had to give
50,000 walk away from an attorney that's charging 25,000 a week, right?
Yeah, he was definitely an ambulance chaser. That guy was a scumbag. He was Al Sharpton. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I'm talking about Chloe Johnson, but our attorney the defendant against Chloe is one of Trump's super attorneys. Oh
That's cool. Yeah, it's cool. But Chloe's but Chloe's attorney was a
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's cool. But Chloe's but Chloe's attorney was a
That yeah, yeah that guy was at the Al Sharpton of attorneys he was if we had I had a great deposition with him
He was he was clearly gay and he says what would you what would you what would get you to to?
De-affiliate someone and I said well if I found it so that CrossFit that because we're in the fitness business, you fucktard. That was in deposition. I got my attorney kicking me out of the table. He's gonna say, you can pick some close fucking calls.
It is, he was a black guy, wasn't he?
No.
No, oh, okay.
I, okay, maybe I'm remembering him wrong.
I just remember him being,
I remember an Al Sharpton type.
Sharpton.
His name started with a W.
Okay, so that so that never happened. That's not true. No, no cross athletes ever sued and like like for safety or something. Okay, I didn't think so. Okay.
This is a this is a I think this is a level four coach. She's been around a long time.
Been a big supporter of CrossFit and recently, I think she's married to or dating a CrossFit Games athlete from 2023.
She has a gym up in Canada.
And I couldn't, there's this confusion, right, of what the athletes are somehow think that
they're trying to figure out what their role is in the space.
They've completely lost their way.
But listen to this really quick if you can.
And I don't think that like, I read comments on Instagram, it's like, oh, what have the
CrossFit Games athlete done for the affiliates and blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, oh, that's why the open like it has to be more affiliate friendly and stuff.
And it's like, okay, but as an affiliate, what have you done for the CrossFit Games
athletes?
Like, shouldn't it be like a two way street? Like, if you're asking for things like, well, what have you done for the CrossFit Games athlete? Like, shouldn't it be like a two way street?
Like if you're asking for things like, well, what have you?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me, let me go back a little further.
Hold on.
And I don't think that like I read comments on Instagram.
I was like, oh, what have the CrossFit Games athlete done for the affiliates
and blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, oh, that's why the open, like it has to be more
affiliate friendly and stuff.
And it's like, okay, but as an affiliate, what have you done for the CrossFit
Games athletes? Like, shouldn't it be like a two-way street like
if you're asking for things like well what have you given so like i'm an affiliate owner like
i don't expect Jeff to do anything for my affiliate as hold on hold on hold on that's good though but
hold on let me pull back a little bit more there's just my expectation i can still people can still
participate in the open
But the open can be organized so that the people who are trying to make a living out of this
That's the line she says listen to this line here when she says but the people who are trying to make a living out of this
That's not my expectation. I can see people can still participate in the open
But the open can be organized so that the people who are trying
to make a living out of this don't get a short end of the stick.
She's referencing the athletes.
When I heard that the first time, I thought she was referencing the affiliates.
I'm like, oh, that's really sweet of her.
She's saying the open can be organized by the people who are trying to make a living
out of this.
It doesn't fuck them.
So you would think, oh, she's talking about the affiliates. They're the ones trying to make a living out of this, it doesn't fuck them. So you would think, oh, she's talking about the affiliates.
They're the ones trying to make a living out of this.
Then she goes on to say, what have the fucking affiliates done for the athletes?
I'm like, holy shit.
Dude, this is like saying if you eat quarter pounds with cheese,
you should be paying for Ronald McDonald's fucking retirement and
setting up a retirement account in a college fund for his kids like wait a minute. It's a fucking clown
That's what Matt Frazier and Fritz and all those guys were fucking clowns
Entertainment the business, you know, it's funny. They're huge games fans at IMG
WME IMG Gabby loved the games loved the games and I said I want to sell it. Oh my god We're so interested. They've all got excited. We're gonna buy the games. We Gabby loved the games, loved the games. And I said, I want to sell it.
Oh my God, we're so interested.
They all got excited.
We're going to buy the games.
We're going to buy the games.
We're going to buy the games.
Then the bankers and the grownups got involved.
And they're like, yeah, listen, we looked at their vitals.
And what we want is the affiliate program and seminars,
not the games.
Can't we buy that other thing?
And I'm like, no, I'm not going to sell you the fucking business. I'm going to sell you my
overgrown fucking it's like Ronald McDonald took over the fucking company.
Do you remember when Jack? I love bringing this out. I love bringing it up every chance I can, I will. But fucking half witted Matt Frazier complains that three
quarter witted Joe Rogan that that I he'd come to my house and I wouldn't even make
a point of talking to him. And and Joe demonstrating his quarter missing wit says after all the
money he's made you after all the monies he didn't even have the decency and the fucking guy I had to spend $25
million so that he could take home two of it every year and I owe him something
you know what I had enough money CrossFit was successful enough I could
take people of marginal talents.
money, CrossFit was successful enough, I could take people of marginal talents, Woodlake, whatever, Tommy Marquez, people that had, whose talents lived
entirely in their heads and convinced them deeply and personally that they
were broadcasters with exceptional talents. I was able to pay for that.
And they came at me when they got held out on their own and realize they would have to live off those talents
and they and they realize and everyone else realize these were
non existent talents. There was nothing there. Look, we made a
we made a we made a
Sean's gotten quite good.
We made a sport out of fucking thruster races. And it left it
left an entitled crowd thinking they were owed something. What I
would have done when what's his name drown? Sorry about that.
Everyone What a bummer. When he drowned, I would have shut the
games down for five years in his honor.
I will. So help me God fucking promise you, we. We feel so bad. We can't even compete.
I'm going to wear... I'm going to every week at games, instead of the games, we're going
to wear black armbands and build a little bronze bust of this fucking guy. You know
what the games athletes would have said? Fuck him. People drown. It doesn't matter i promise you would have said that if you would have said i'm shutting down my tires but no i don't agree with you
i shut my tires down for five years they'd be like what for this fuck he's croatian you idiot
uh greg can you lift your shirt so i can see the thug life tattoo
that's some good shit hey i i i I made the decision to be worse canceled
than I was trying to fucking right this ship, you know?
Hey, do you remember when Jack in the Box blew up the clown?
That was like they got rid of the clown.
Do you remember those commercials?
Yeah, I mean, that's basically like, hey,
careful what you ask for.
Like, we can just blow up the games.
The clown's more to the center than ever before, though.
I actually like the clown and the food.
Yeah, I like the clown better now, too.
I'm glad they blew him up.
Yeah, the first time I went with my mom,
we went to Jack in a Box.
And this is 50 years ago.
We pull up the window, and I was like, may I have your order,
please?
And my mom looks back, leans back, and I go, mom,
I want to, you know, a breakfast jack.
She goes, I am not talking to a clown.
And she refused to take me to a place.
And we had to just sit through line and drive off.
She wasn't gonna give money to a clown,
wasn't gonna place her order with a clown.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
I could make Jack in a Box commercials I'm going to go down. Oh, that's My kids threw a drive-through until the twins were five and obby was seven And they were fucking their heads exploded when they saw you could order from a machine and then drive up to a window and food
came out they they
I mean they talked about it for a month after that
we took first time blake went to a
Drive through and got a talk. He unfolded the paper and he goes, what's this?
out of topic, unfolded the paper and he goes, what's this?
That's like, I remember the first time my kids saw cereal too. We never had cereal in the house and they couldn't believe
that there was food in a cardboard box.
They were just, they could not get their head wrapped around.
They're like, you just pour this out of the cardboard box?
I'm like, yeah.
I took my kids in Portland to a Mexican restaurant for breakfast.
Yeah.
And no one there spoke English.
We got our food ordered.
When it came, Colleen says, that's your comida, daddy.
Just eat it.
Because her nannies were Spanish.
Yeah, everything.
The whole restaurant.
We're the only English-speaking people there. So they had it like,
I have dos carne asada tacos, you know. And again, when it came, she says, that's your comida, daddy.
Just eat it. I'm like, oh, thank you. It looked like food. I'm getting dog advice already. This is great. People are texting me. Wow. Takes them to a Tesla coil once
a month. What's a Tesla coil? You help your dog with some electromagnetic radiation. Hey, listen,
everything I've made fun of, like all of the all of the vast right wing conspiracy that I thought was vast right wing conspiracy. I've had one fucking
thing at a time. Wow. Huh. Okay. I the vast right wing conspiracy has been more predictive
of the real world than any media outlet I look at.
Which ones haven't been true?
I thought the January 6 thing might have been that, but I'm shocked to see what was behind this.
Plausibility now has it so that whatever
is being accused of the right, I assume it's a projection.
It's what the left's doing.
But you can, here's the thing I don't understand.
We had some great riot footage all year, right?
We had great riots.
We had great riot footage.
If I held up a lemon and I held up an orange, I could see how a three-year-old would get
the two confused.
But a 10-year-old's not. How could you think January 6 is a riot when you got to see Ferguson? Where's your
line of it wasn't the riot?
Hillary as Secretary of State sells massive U.S. holdings of uranium mines to Russia, so they make weapons to Nukes,
suffers some heat for that out of the fast right-wing, far right-wing conspiracy crowd,
and then gets to go to her attorneys in Seattle, they were also my attorneys, and get the CEO of the law firm to start at DOJ
an investigation of Trump for Russian collusion.
How fucking perfect is that?
She and her husband was giving bullshit speeches
because he doesn't give good speeches
because they had to be bullshit,
but given bullshit speeches in Russia
and getting paid $500,000 a pop,
speeches for which there was no transcript or a rap
or a video, $500,000.
And so what does she do in a tight election?
Accused your opponent of Russian collusion.
It's all projection.
Wow. You're not going to be a projection. Accused your opponent of Russian collusion.
It's all projection.
Wow.
Russian collusion.
Yes, they did.
Right. You sure did.
That's what you caused.
Right.
Wow. It's that simple.
Election. Yeah. Election
interference. I'll be damned. They did. They did. They interfered with the election.
Hunter Biden's laptop.
That was a big one for me, because I
knew that anyone with any kind of street sense
knew that that was real.
There's not enough creativity in all of Russia
to create a fiction that would look like that.
Not enough creativity in the entire country to pull that off.
I want to sift through the I really want that book. I wonder if that book is
still around the Miranda divine book I can give you countries no no you gave me a copy of
that there is an actual book that Marco Polo well that there's a link there's a
whole there's a whole it probably sits as a PDF is the there's a book all QR
coded because the nice thing about the Marco Polo site and the PDF is they're all active links.
He made a hard copy. Oh, is it off of fucking Amazon now?
It was there for a day.
Oh, yeah, this book. It's the whole laptop.
Oh, oh, look it. Yeah, there's only used copies now for sale. Wow, that was quick.
This book.
A complete history of the saw. It's 459 pages. It's like the whole book, like the laptop opened up into a book.
Yeah, but let me let me help you with something here. There were five or six laptops and it was 11 terabytes of
of information and very little of it wasn't I'll be damned.
I wonder what the reviews say.
Yeah, it would also be cool just to, I'm surprised someone's not selling the hard drive.
Like you can't just go like, you know what I mean?
And just be like, hey, here's Hunter Biden's laptop for five grand.
Amazing books, so many crimes, so much protection, history in the making.
I bought one for all the libtards in my family for Christmas.
Merry Christmas, libtard.
I looked into printing it myself when these were out of stock and
it would have cost me $100
I know you could sell for a fortune is
The is the material all downloaded onto a brand new laptop with a bow on it
And it's monogram hunter Biden, you know, you actually get his laptop
Wow, that's some eBay shit. Look at this guy says fabricated garbage and poorly written.
Poorly written. I mean, the guy's so high on cocaine and he's getting a fucking foot
job jerking off onto a pizza and you're complaining about the quality of his of his writing.
Hey, I'm looking at this person here.
I want you to hear that. You see how silly it is to talk about something
being poorly written?
Oh, it's crazy.
And that's not even the point of the piece.
Well, I don't expect degeneracy to come
with any kind of rhetorical flourish.
Where is it?
I'm buying this.
How many can you buy?
I'll try to get two. You want one?
How many can you get?
I don't know.
I have a feeling that's just that.
It said buying options only one.
I don't think that there's a lot of them.
I mean, it was for a while wasn't even around.
I get every good book I want that I know it's politically right.
And I get 10 to 20 of them.
And I think I've been ID'd by Amazon as a book hoarder or reseller or something.
Oh, they don't want you to do...
Why?
Do they try to fuck with you?
No, they told me I'd like...
I got too much of a book and had to put some back.
Hey, there is...
I was... I saw a story the other day. It was some musician basically
saying you know the guy who made that song where he's just like playing I forget what
it is but he's playing the guitar under tree and it exploded. He basically said that they
tried to some big music labels tried to sign him. And he said that what they'll they'll
buy hundreds of thousands of copies of new songs that come out just
to send the song to the number one charts.
And they'll ask you to write like they were his the company that wanted him to sign wanted
him right away to start complimenting Beyonce's new album.
And he's and he refused to he's like no it's garbage.
Hey, look at this denied defend to pose.
I was sent that by a mutual friend. I don't and
his comment was that it's it's it's not Richmond North of Richmond status yet, but almost 1k
likes. Why don't we on the
risk of being inappropriate?
Why don't you play that? Oh
yeah. I don't mind. Here we go.
Have you heard it? No, I haven't
even played it but I'm curious.
Okay.
The first world's first of our
sickest nations. When men in gilded suits control our medications. When
there's no choice left, can you blame him for what he chose? Deny defend depose.
Hey, here's the thing. I think it's horrific that they shot that dude.
I do too.
And hey, and let me tell you why these same fucking assholes. Sorry, I got triggered.
These same fucking assholes that were pushing COVID and made and were part of the largest
transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in the history of the world are the same assholes
now saying that that guy deserved to die. It's like you fucking pushed the farmer scam, you assholes,
and this guy was fucking did nothing wrong.
Yep. Let me give you something that was analogous.
Hypocritical pricks.
Analogous and prior, we've been here, we've talked about it.
I maintain that if you do nothing about bullying,
you're gonna get one of these poor souls to show up at school with a gun.
Right.
And what was being done to the kids at Columbine was criminal.
It was unethical.
It was, uh.
You mean the shooter.
The shooter kid was bullied for too long?
The two shooters.
They were routinely beaten up about which
nothing could be done, routinely.
So they did something.
That's it. This is like, this is like the pit bull that the kid goes down the street every day,
hitting them with the stick through the fence. If one day the gate open, you have a mauling.
Now, is that what do I do? Give the dog a bone and, and and and send him for a grooming? No, you put him down. But it's stupid to pretend like you don't see how that could drive someone to something horrific. Right? So this little puke
should spend the rest of his days behind behind bars. But I'm not numb to
to the frustration and the exasperation that people are feeling.
Someone told me that the only insurance companies that pay out on claims
are in Europe and the United States.
And the rest of the world, you collect premiums, but you don't pay anything, nothing.
And this is why my friend in South Africa became a billionaire.
And if all insurance, he's the overwhelming majority of insurance revenue in South Africa
because his company fairly and honestly pays claims.
That's not the only guy you can pay premiums to.
It's just it's word is out amongst the people that can afford insurance. At a fair market price, they know there's no one else that's going to pay if your house
burns down, you crash your car, you get lung cancer. One of the things that Trump needs to do on this second term is that full transparency.
It needs to be a criminal offense to misrepresent what was charged and what was paid and to
whom and by whom.
Oh, I'll never forget one time we were talking about that, the insurance thing.
You know, like you would go to the doctor and I got this thing from whatever our insurance
company is from CrossFit and it was like, your bill was $3695 but we negotiated down
to $800 and you started laughing.
You're like, yeah, that's what I want you to do.
Fucking go strong arm my fucking doctor and negotiate the price
down as if it mattered to me anyway, because I was just saying,
I think is they're there.
They didn't pay the doctor 3600 and they ain't going to pay him the 800 you gave
him. He's going to get four. Yeah. When we, when Maggie was,
we were going to a guy in Leucadia that was highly recommended by Shaka, and
he was in private practice, though I can see on the wall he was faculty member at UC San
Diego, and he's working out of this little 10 by 10 room, and he's got, he's a dead
head, he's got grateful dead memorabilia, and a big head of white hair, his hair is
worse than mine
And you could from there reach across touch him or over there and touch the stirrups on the
On the aura bust of jerry garcia all in his 10 by 10 room
And he was talking about the advantages of working with him
And he had said that for instance if you need an mri if I use your insurance
It'll be your co-payment will be $1,500 or $2,000, your copayment, and you won't be seen for three weeks. If I send you over me personally
right now with cash, it'll be $200. And I thought I was so turned up that I thought
it was I thought the dishonesty was his or the techs. The deal is, is that, is that your copay covers the cost of the MRI.
They only get 200.
So they'd rather take it from cash than from the insurance company, but
nobody wants to know that.
Have you ever seen, have you ever seen you got a bill at the pharma and
they want $175, they apologize for the cost, but we can put it on your insurance.
And you go like, I don't have my insurance card.
Well, let's look it up.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Ah, fuck, okay. Let's see here. And it finally comes out of the cash price. and It's a racket. And that effort by Trump for that full disclosure
on what was charged and what was paid
was resisted by everyone in the industry.
Everyone in the industry.
It failed.
You and I have a friend who does a lot of lab work for hospitals
and for the government.
And when I hear the stories that this person tells me,
everything's constantly
a negotiation.
Every bill you send is sent back.
Nothing is what it appears to be on the front.
You're like, okay, you wanted a thousand, you said you were going to pay this, then
the government comes back or someone comes back or insurance comes back.
No, we're not going to pay that.
We're going to pay this.
And it's just, it's like a fucking swap meet.
Hey, you know what's funny with this,
the audience likes to do?
Anytime I say something that they think
you would disagree with,
they'd be like, hey, what would Greg say?
So yesterday I had this OnlyFans girl on
who's going to Austin, Texas and looking for a date
and she came on the show for like an hour and a half
and she's got these big, huge, beautiful tits
and she's beautiful, doesn't wear a lot of makeup,
natural beauty. And she was got these big huge beautiful tits and she's beautiful doesn't wear a lot of makeup natural beauty and she was like
taking
people questioning
Or she was interviewing people to take to Austin, Texas with her to go see kill Tony
And so some of the people I don't think standee Randy like the the show at all
So now she wants daddy Greg to beat me down. How does Greg feel about the kill Tony segment?
I didn't see it. I yeah, I know. But I think it's I think it's funny
that about you having an only fans. Just once once a week if
I do something that they think that doesn't align with what you
would do. You know what I mean? Like if I bought the wrong dog,
they'd be like, what would Greg say? They, they, they use my, my
love and admiration for you to beat me down.
Like you're not even here and people are like imposing your,
what they think you think on me.
Heidi, I'm sure Greg loves good tits.
I think Greg might love bad tits.
What can I possibly say?
Right.
Yeah, natural. Nothing beat drugging and raping and filming and blackmailing all the female games athletes.
Right.
Right, Tommy?
Don't waste Greg's time.
By the way, CrossFit's DEI promoted that.
Yeah.
It kept coming back to me.
I heard it from the DEI guys at grass and gals. And so I
hit it down fall. You know, me and Marshall put an end to this immediately, you know,
I threatened litigation. I don't think they stopped, but they disavowed it.
Have you seen speaking of DEI, have you seen like, the those billions that the Biden administration spent on DEI,
all those programs are shutting down? That was just, those were just handouts to victims,
people who wanted to push the victim Marxist agenda. Yes, the victim business.
All right. Great show. Thank you. You're the best. Thank you, everyone. So potentially, oh, one thing I do want to say to people who are listening. The the January
11th and 12th event has gotten very, very small. Would you, Greg, correct me if I'm
wrong. This is really just a it's a beta test
It's Greg's first presentation on it
No one feel bad if you don't get to come to this there will be plenty more
There'll be lots of good big parties at Greg's house good two-day events
critical thinking and
Yeah, if I fall flat on my face, you'll be glad you weren't there.
If it's a success, there's going to be a little.
And I'll be glad you weren't there.
The fewer people that see me fail, the better.
What I'm doing is audacious.
It's never been done before.
I do not have the world's best qualifications
for it outside of the fact I'm the only person that
has the grasp of the material that I do
and is willing to do it and maybe has the potential
to make it accessible to a lay audience.
And I have at my back the people that could do this
and haven't been able to, mostly because they're
so fucking smart.
And the problem is the concepts like what is science
and how it's broken is so profound that there's a dire need for someone to bring this to the general
public. And what I've come to see in the doing of this is that the correction in education needs to
begin at the fourth grade with the teaching of conditional probability and some fallacies easy fallacies
especially around conditional probability
and and so
We're testing here to see if I can take
super profound
essential even material and
Deliver it to a lay audience in the presence of the experts that have had trouble doing this
And so I have in my corner cheering me on and deliver it to a lay audience in the presence of the experts that have had trouble doing this.
And so I have in my corner cheering me on the very people that have mentored me through this material around the world.
And these are folks at Cambridge and the University of Sydney.
I mean, it's pretty amazing.
So it gives me a little bit of a confidence, but it's kind of like it's kind of like entering into a golf tournament, not
knowing how to golf with Tiger Woods in your ear telling you can do this, you got it. Don't
be afraid. And so here I go. But there are times where I'm kind of terrified at the audacity
of it. And there's other times I feel perfectly comfortable in it. And I'm looking for feedback intimate enough in terms of,
like, did you really get it?
And I don't want to be, oh my god, that was great,
where it wasn't.
And so in my nervousness, I think 35, 40 people
is a really good test run.
And I would hope that I find success
and that this can be expanded.
And then I would like to sponsor people to come
enough times that they could actually do some of the ups, deliver, deliver, like I would do the
opening and close the intro and the path and plan forward part and let the technical topics be covered
by other people. I don't know if this rings a bell for anyone, but CrossFit and the Level 1 had exactly these origins.
All right. Thank you. Very well said. Thanks, Greg.
So, so no one should feel hurt. It's not that you're not being invited to the prom.
This is just like the setup. This is just like putting out the Kool-Aid.
No one should be offended.
You're invited to the wedding. It's the dress rehearsal.
Yes.
And the bride's not even sure she wants to marry me. Let's survive the dress
rehearsal. And if she's still interested, then yeah. All right. I will, let me see.
The, oh, our next show is on Christmas. Are you around Christmas? Hell yeah. Okay. I'd love to do
that too. So you know, and you're done your Hell, yeah. OK. I'd love to do it that day, too.
So you know, and you're on your timeline,
and it'll be right at the point where my kids have already
ripped paper and taken their shit to their rooms
and barricaded the doors.
Oh, perfect.
As Barbie did last year, she made a big pile of her shit
on a blanket, drug it into a room,
and then pushed the dresser against the door like a pirate.
Hey, do you guys have a Christmas tree yet?
Yeah, it's a fake ass
one and I fucking hate it I'm going to get we can't have one because it gets to
burn the house down so I hope the electrical one shorts out and burns the
house down on the factory I hate them I hate them too I can't I hate if the RBO because they got fake plants. Yeah, I don't like outside and water them. Yeah
Really quick can I see can I see can you turn your computer so are you I hear the ocean?
Can you see the ocean from where you're at? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh
That's crazy. That's an island out there. Is that a peninsula?
Wow, that's beautiful.
And what's the temp there?
80 right now, 85 maybe.
But we're under cloud cover.
And you can get some 90-90 really fast.
And I got no need for that.
Is the water warm?
Nice, really nice.
And the people are nice. Costa Rica is it's Costa Rica is a great place.
It's just at bed.
And you know, here's the thing, like,
I'm a mission driven,
beyond teaching my kids and educating my kids
and the public as to what science is and isn't.
I don't have a lot of interests, you know?
Yeah. You should see how hard it is to buy my my
little girl a Taylor Swift book.
That's what she wants, you know?
Don't do it. All right. Love you, Greg. Love you. Bye,
everybody.
Smartest man in the world.
Justin V. Greg's Coolest Hell, yeah.
Sevan, you should have a menorah, not a tree.
Yeah, we'll have that.
Graciano Rubio, I volunteer to go to the WOCUS colleges.
Graciano, I hope I do see you on January 11th and 12th.
Always great to see you there.
And you are a man with a giant brain.
I want to share a text message between my wife and I. She said to me, she sent me this yesterday.
She said, should we get off a offie? Should we get all the handheld tripod for Christmas?
I forget what they're called like a selfie stick.
Christmas I forget what they're called like a selfie stick and I wrote back this is what I wrote back to my wife what question mark Jesus Christ Haley you're
a Jew and you don't know how to pick Christmas presents it's not your holiday
it's good right a fucking get him a selfie. What the?
She wrote back. You want to know what she wrote back? Okay, Scrooge.
Then she says, then she says, I just spoke to him and he wants and she tells me what he wants.
I don't know if he's listening to the show, so I better not say.
And do you know what I said to her? I already got him that, and I never even asked him what he wanted.
She wrote back, show off. And I wrote, father of the year.
And then she said, is your head exploding?
And I said, it will tonight between your legs. And then I can't read the rest to you.
All right, so there's that. We, I used to have a menorah in here.
We have two menorahs. We have like the house menorah and a traveling menorah in case. Oh, here's my menorah.
There you go. Oh, here's my menorah. I think that the menorah shit, I think that menorah stuff starts on, actually, I think
the first day is on Christmas or something like that.
I asked her.
I get boys presents every single day
for uh, is it Hanukkah? Whatever that holiday is where they get presents for like 10 days,
I get them shit for every day. They love that shit. It's fun. My kids work so fucking hard.
It's crazy. It is crazy. Yesterday basically from the second they woke up to seven o'clock at night
They just trained all day
Just school for a couple hours when they wake up and then it's just training all day. I took him
I can't even believe it
It's nuts my my
Eight-year-old Ari my youngest eight-year-old the youngest twin said the other day. He's looking the mirror
He's like wow, I'm turning into a ovie. He's getting all jacked and shit
Dan Guerrero 162
I'm headed to 145. I think I'm gonna be 145 pounds by the open if I keep this up
162 pounds I can't even believe it
It's crazy.
Went to the butcher again yesterday.
Got seven more rib eyes.
Yeah, getting smaller by the day.
It's crazy.
And you know what's crazy?
I don't know if it's all the creatine I'm taking, but none of my clothes are fitting
me better.
Like everything's still tight as shit oh Ariel Loewen
retired huh Ariel retired and didn't surprise me
she's getting old
145 for fuck's sake no I don't know I've been 145 since
College when I did a shitload I did like a two month of MDMA two months of MDMA. I haven't been that small since then I
Don't I don't know if I can get down to that. I have my back is massive
Like fucking have the back of the back of a 400 pound bodybuilder. I don't know what I'm gonna do with my back.
All these toes broken, it's been broken forever, right on the outside of his toe where the
ligament attaches to his big toe.
And the other day I was working out and he came out to the garage
and he's like, hey are you using the rower? And I said no and I said but you can't use the rower,
you have a broken toe. And he said no I'm just gonna put my toes up over the top.
And he rode. He did uh what'd he do? He did uh
he did um what did he do?
He rode and I want to say he did pullovers.
I can't remember what he did, but I was pretty impressed.
I saw 165 in 1986.
Hey, Jeffrey, you should try this what I'm doing.
It's crazy. I forgot how potent this diet is.
It's been a couple years since I've done this. I'm just eating as much like there's always a
ribeye on the stove. My wife's so cool. She always has a last night she goes, are you hungry?
And I said this was like at 8 30 at night or nine whenever the porn podcast, I mean the dating podcast was over
And I Go no and she goes well
Don't you think I should just make you a ribeye anyway, and I'm like no it's fine
And then I'm like I mean I'd already eaten probably too, and then she said
Well, I'm just gonna make one anyway for you
And so she made one for me and it was just on the stove and then I didn't eat it.
But this morning it's I'm sure it's going to be amazing. So she made a ribeye last night but
there's she always just keeps a ribeye in a pan for me and then I just uh our backyard our
persimmon tree is just full of persimmons and then I just go back there and pick persimmons.
And it's just crazy it's crazy I. It's crazy. I don't even this
morning I couldn't even believe what I looked like in the mirror. Yeah, it's it's it's pretty
rare. I think she does seven minutes she does seven minutes on one side seven minutes on
the other side and then seven minutes back on the side or something like that. I don't
know what she told me what she does does But it's at a pretty low heat
And it's all red and bloody inside I eat all the fat it's crazy
Went to the butcher to pick up meat and the guys like where's your wife
Every time I go in there they say that where's your wife because she time I go in there, they say that. Where's your wife?
Because she's usually the one that goes in there.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's so good too.
The food's so good.
The rib eyes are great.
I've been doing carnivore for two months.
After my first 72 hour fast, I dropped to 162 from 170.
I'm not even trying to lose weight. I'm like, and I'm taking
so much creatine and so much citrulline. I'm taking powdered creatine, the gummies. I'm
eating steak like it's, it's crazy. How thick? It's pretty thick. It's thick. It's a thick
cut. I'll take a picture of it. I'll, You know what I'll do? I'll take a pic,
I'll show you the butcher I go to. I'll do a little something on my Instagram.
I do, yeah, someone told me they do five, Jesus, that's way too long. I do three minutes a side
at 500 and let it rest for five minutes. Oh, just on the, do you flip it over when it's, so you do three minutes on one side, three minutes on the other side, and then you let it rest for five minutes. Oh, just on the do you flip it over when it's
so you do three minutes on one side three minutes on the other side and then you let
it sit there for five minutes off. Do you flip it back over on that rest chase? I'll
try that. My wife's game to do anything. My wife eats it like a bloody. I mean, it's like I did.
I don't know if I what did I do yesterday for a workout?
Oh, yesterday I did squat clean and jerks.
My back, my back, my, my, my, my back doesn't hurt today, but I can feel my spine.
It's weird.
It's kind of like on fire.
It's like it feels warm.
Excuse me.
I just ate a donut an hour ago.
Yeah, I do all my working out barefoot, even the double unders, which is brutal because
I suck at them.
It's brutal.
I never I do.
I never wear shoes unless unless it had like unless I'm going somewhere where it's going
to be really cold.
Shoes are just I don't even understand how people put on shoes.
I hate I shouldn't say I hate putting on shoes. When I put them on actually I don't mind.
Yeah, Sandy, he does everything barefoot. Yeah, everything.
Occasionally, it sucks. Occasionally there's some yard work that's just stupid to do barefoot. I don't weed whack barefoot.
Um weed whack barefoot. There's some like trash things I do, you know, because I have to climb into the trash can to hammer it down to smash it down. I do that with shoes. I'm trying
to think. Oh, when I like I cleaned out all the gutters the other day, I put shoes on
for that. I put pants on for that. Usually I just walk, I'm just in my Long Johns all day.
That's all. I'm just in these Long, I'm just in Long Johns all day.
So, I thought you have landscapers. I have a gardener that comes every other Thursday,
but they don't do any
of the gardening. There's like a shitload of gardening that needs to be done in my house
every day. You have minimum you have to spend a half an hour in the yard and in the winter,
spring, summer, in the fall. No, in the winter, spring, in the spring, in the spring, you
have to be in the yard two hours a day, or else you'll get completely overgrown and just crazy.
So I do all the weed whacking.
They basically just mow the lawn and they blow shit around, you know what I mean?
Because I have like six redwoods on the property, so there's so much debris on my property.
So they have to gather all of that.
And right now the property is a complete disaster because I cleaned out the gutters.
How that's I don't know how to clean out gutters. So basically what I did is I went up there with
the leaf blower and I would just scoop some some up and then put the leaf blower in the gutter and
it would blow out a chunk. Then I would because I would use my hand to scoop that first scoop
to lift up that first chunk of goo and then and then
I would leaf blow it and then like four feet of shit would fly out. So now my whole entire
house is surrounded by debris. I mean tons of debris. Oh, you should flip the script
and wear shoes for sex just the shoes. Oh, that's interesting
Yeah, no bucket and no gloves I just put my hand in there I must have pulled out I must have pulled
out 20 hot wheels out of the rain gutter that's something I always hot wheels and balls just all
sorts of balls tennis balls rubber balls just all the shit my kids throw up there.
So, that's it.
I don't row with shoes, I don't ride the assault bike with shoes.
I'm trying to think if there's anything I do with shoes.
I was, the other day when I was practicing my double unders I was very tempted to put shoes on
I don't handstand walk
Why do your kids throw cars on the roof who the fuck knows dude
Who the fuck knows if I were to ask him if they that, they'd be like, I don't know once maybe
They don't even they
Kids are like fat people around food like you could ask them like how many pieces of bread they had and they'll be like one
But they ate like six they don't even know
Edge no, uh, no the gardeners do the edging. Dude, invest in the guards for your gutters. It saves tons of time in the long run. You
mean they go over the top of the gutters, but then dude, here's the thing
You're talking about the what are gutter guards? Here's the thing
The problem with gutter guards is then when you want to clean your gutters, you have to spend the time taking them off
right
Gutter guard
Yeah, I don't know if that's um, I don't know if that's a smart thing to do gutter
guards.
How would you clean your gutters then?
You won't need to clean them with the guard smarty.
I doubt that.
I doubt that. I doubt that.
Jesus, really? More drones last night, like 10,
all flying in a pattern really low. Have you guys seen this video that Andrew Hiller made on Erica Follow?
I'm going to get her on the podcast.
Maybe even tomorrow.
It's crazy.
It's crazy how many views this thing has already.
Oh, it must be cold in Chicago.
Erica Follow's video has 54,000 views already.
In two days.
The hunter situation has gotten out of control.
Oh, what's going on here?
Hunter high rock situations gotten out of control.
Oh, I hadn't.
Did Hiller do another video? Hold hold on I really should go I'm hungry
I
Couldn't believe it that I weighed 162 is one we'll come back to that in a second. I keep hearing about this
Instagram post it
Okay
Let's watch some of these see what's going on here
old ladies alone fucking ass suck it Andrew Hiller you piece of shit well
Andrew Hiller that screaming piece of shit the Hiller thing is in a
competition setting Augustus shut the fuck up it's a 65 year old woman you're
a fucking prick dude and I mean every single word that I just said leave these old ladies fucking ass
Okay, what's this but before I have a nap I thought I would call
Who I would say not not arguably he is he's currently the best high rocks racer in the world
His name is mr. James Kelly and but before I have a nap I thought I would call
Who I would say not not arguably he is he's currently
I don't know if that's true. That's not true. No fake news. No hunters the
Fake news Jesus Hillers really this is incredible promo
This is incredible promo for high rocks Wow high rock should pay Hiller holy shit, this is crazy
If you haven't seen Erica hold full of video you got to see that but I want to see what the fuck's going on here this
Four minutes ago. Well, let's see
He's alone you wow asshole. Suck it.
Andrew Hiller you piece of shit.
Well Andrew Hiller that screaming piece of shit.
The Hiller thing is in a competition setting.
Augustus shut the fuck up.
It's a 65 year old woman. You're a fucking prick dude.
And I mean every single word that I just said.
The other day on Instagram you may have seen Hunter McIntyre throwing some crap at me.
Andrew Hiller is the biggest heckler on the planet.
Calling me one of the biggest hecklers on the internet and saying what value do I bring
sitting in my garage. And the value that I would say that I bring from my garage is clarity.
And for anybody curious about that he himself asked me to make that video.
You can screen grab that and post it on your channel. You're a prick. Or at least that's how I took it.
Now I do love-
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahhhh
Ohhhh shit.
That's a funny line right? Or at least that's how I took it.
Wow this is good.
Uh this is gonna be interesting.
God I hate it when my friends fight. It's so fun.
Boy this is
this is gonna bring a lot of heat to Hunter.
It's going to be fun.
I think more people than ever will be interested in watching Hunter compete at High Rocks next
time.
It's almost like they're doing it on purpose.
Like they have a handshake and a deal.
I love it when Hiller weaponizes his tism.
I'm with Hunter, leave the old people alone.
Oh please, shut the fuck up.
You too, standy.
Get a room.
No, I didn't pick a side yet.
If Hunter wins, I'll be on Hunter's side.
If he loses, I'm on Hunter's side if he loses I'm on Andrew's side
Jesus you guys are weak who cares listen he's that less who cares if he's
picking on the old people Jesus crime me next you're gonna say don't pick on the
Jews or the blacks or the Mexicans oh geez and then this tired argument Justin
V can Hillary do better at high rocks and
the hunter can do a CF oh sorry I misread that that's an interesting question
yeah I should get I need to get hunter on I've been trying to get Josh bridges on I
don't know what's going on with that maybe Maybe I'll send Josh a text right now.
I don't think Josh is a huge fan of either. I sent Josh a text just now bumping a thread up with some times for him to come on the
show and I put Josh exclamation point and I bet you within minutes he's gonna text
me back and be like don't raise your voice to me I'll slap the shit out of you or he'll
say something like that
It's coming
So what's that what's the what's that medicine? I should get my dog. That's the dawn version
Isn't his wife pregnant? Yeah, Josh is gonna have another kid number three. I
Know we need an update on Gary. Okay fine. I'm gonna sing Gary a text now to Gary Roberts Gary Roberts
Suza Gary Gary Roberts, uh, Susan, uh, Gary, uh, we, um, we would love to have you back on the
podcast.
Maybe he's not allowed to come back on.
I wonder what's going on. What's going on with Gary's Instagram?
Gary Roberts.
Gary Roberts.
Oh, I don't even follow him.
Oh, there we go.
Oh shit.
Gary hasn't posted on Instagram in three years
Wow, okay Interesting Interesting.
His wife killed him.
I don't want to rule it out.
Pan Pan cure for your dog.
Yeah, that's what I got. Leave the old people alone. alone sure let's just take away standards from CrossFit
Masters too people are soft these days I don't even think he's being mean to
them that's the thing I don't see it as um I don't I don't see it as mean what
What?
Like, like who actually cares?
Who actually cares if Hiller is saying that you didn't squat below parallel?
I just don't understand why anyone cares.
Like, I mean, I enjoy it for entertainment value, but why do you why do you care like why do you why would you be upset at that? I don't get it. I
Don't even know how to process it I understand like so there's two arguments
I understand like if you're doing a competition and you did well and he calls you out on that that could hurt your feelings
And I understand Danny Spiegel's concern her concern
I think one of Danny's concerns which I think is valid is that
people are gonna judge her more harshly meaning the actual live judges at the event because Hiller's drawn so much attention to the fact that
People aren't judging her accurately so people may go over the top and judging her and that might fuck with her like I mean
I don't think that's happening, but like but I I
Don't think she's bat shit crazy for thinking that and I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened
so those two elements I kind of get and
And but but you know who I'd be you I mean
When they had that weird judge at rogue that one year no no one was criticizing the athletes. They were criticizing the judge.
It's the judges who should be like, feel like they're not doing their job.
But I see is what, uh, uh, Hiller is doing is just pure entertainment.
Like I like it.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing gutter, sorry.
God, I'm addicted to YouTube clips on what's going on in the world.
It's crazy.
If you don't want extra scrutiny, stop cheating reps.
Even people who aren't cheating reps are getting scrutiny.
How about if you don't want scrutiny scrutiny don't exercise with the camera on you
I'll handle baby beasts utters
Cole a Spiegel and big old titty lady need to team up hell of a team
Is Cole new here like in the last six months? What a nice addition
Is coal new here like in the last six months? What a nice addition.
Add mistletoe injections and CBD into your dog's treatment. Look into it. Really CBD?
Mistletoe injections? What's a missile tow injection? Guys, I think Hunter's okay with all this. Hunter talks mad shit, but doesn't like people talking shit about hyrax. I think he's
Good with it. Yes, sir. Love it. Awesome. Well nice to have you
I thought you were gonna be predictable, but you're not. Solid.
Just look into it. Oh, okay, fine.
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Can I get that on Amazon? Can you get mistletoe?
Amazon.
Mistletoe injections. Can you get injections on Amazon?
I see drops.
Can they do drops or does it have to be injections?
Olivia, can it be drops or does it have to be injections?
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Mistletoe alcohol free liquid extract.
Does it have to be an injection?
Olivia? Hello?
I wear a mistletoe around my waist.
Oh shit.
All right, I started rebuilding my live call in notes again.
You guys want to hear, uh,
you guys want to hear Caleb's doing, um, Caleb Beaver's doing voiceovers on the internet now.
You can do drops but the injections are more efficient.
Okay.
Um, yes this is uh, this is Caleb.
Listen to this.
Listen carefully.
You'll hear Caleb being one of the voice for one of these characters.
She got a little side gig. the song on it's not very nice max max are you sure put it on okay isn't that incredible
caleb beaver doing doing voiceovers for cartoons there's a song about me why don't you put it on
i'm curious to hear it uh i don't think you're gonna want to hear it Max just put it up put the song on it's not very
nice Max are you sure put it on
okay
you're a mean one
Mr Grinch that's me
you're a fugly piece of shit
what? you bring bendy straws to bathrooms cause you like the taste of piss That's me. You're a fugly piece of shit. What?
You bring bendy straws to bathrooms
because you like the taste of piss, Mr. Green.
Hey, Andrew Hiller should sing this song to Hunter.
He should switch it to Hunter.
Wouldn't that be good?
Or Hunter should do it for Hiller.
Anyway, congratulations, Caleb.
I hope you're not
going to become too big time for your animation voiceovers to do this show. I
hope you'll remember where you got started. I'll leave that here so we can
celebrate that next time.
Caleb Beaver's on. Saturday $3,000 for kill Taylor.
Listen, a Christmas day could be crazy.
Greg might be on the show and Greg will not might be Greg will be on the show and then
we'll do kill Taylor and I have a feeling kill Taylor will be $4,000 on Christmas morning.
I don't know the details.
But you know no one's gonna win this week.
So we'll do two shows on Christmas morning.
I don't know if the games are in Albany.
Where would I go for that?
I had heard rumors that there was a semi-final in Albany.
I did not hear
I did not hear
So I'm still on mistletoe injections, I don't see them on Amazon. I don't hear I did not hear that the games were gonna be there
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I feel like whatever I'm feeding my dog, I should change it.
Even though we just feed it raw food.
Albany sucks zero vibes, but I like I kind of like it.
It's like a tired, tired old town that just didn't did you know?
I don't I don't know if I'm going to the games
Pat says if I'm going to the game if it's in Albany, I'll finally get to meet you. That would be cool. I
Really like the hotel. I stayed in when I covered the semi-finals Okay, let me see if I can get a...
Let's see if we can get Hunter on.
We'll see Hunter, Hunter McIntyre...
Hunter, when can we have you back on
Uh greg is launching hand grenades in every direction
Uh shit, uh, I wonder what
So I got so many fucking things going on also on Friday night don't forget
Is that tomorrow? No tomorrow's Thursday
binge bros
It's one word the binge bros go to that YouTube station Andrew and have a killer show. Don't listen to anyone who says it's not good.
If you're watching Dexter and the new season,
you have to see this show.
And Andrew's actually been sending me some notes
and like not even note some of his thoughts.
And it's crazy, dude.
The guy is a, oh shut it.
Oh shut it.
Send me a picture of your tits and shut up.
Ah, Standee gave me the yawn emoji. This did the it's he's he's a fucking genius.
Andrew keeps rolling the binge bros open by accident. Oh good.
When are you doing something other than Dexter? I don't know. We're just warming up. We don't really know what we're doing, but that we I we you know it's funny. I'll tell you something about
that. So we did the first show and we didn't talk afterwards about the show. But then after we did
the second show, me and him were like on the phone and it was like we were both smoking a cigarette.
Like we just had sex. I was like, fuck, that was good. He goes. Yeah, that was good like god
I was fucking worried that first show we did was shit and he's like he basically agreed
It was like our first date went fucking horrible, but the second one was amazing
It was good
Uh do movies so it's different weekly don't give a fuck about Dexter. Yeah, I know that and that's fine
But he but he got me into Dexter and I'm really glad I got into it
It's kind of like the cult of Dexter and I'm meaning I'm almost done with fucking season
Seven or eight the last season of the original Dexter. It's so fucking stressful. I'm so glad it's over
I'm not gonna pick any of the shows. I'm gonna let him pick them. He's the or the movies
because he's like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm just watching them. I
can't even like I have to take notes because I don't remember anything right
after I until I as soon as I watch it it's gone. So and it's cool because he can
get really analytical into this stuff and I like hearing it. It's fun
So, yeah
Anoba viscum mistletoe extract from the great from Great Britain trying
It says it's an injection I wonder what that means
Does that means gonna come in one of those little bottles like the peptides comes in?
Can you get that in the United States Olivia, where should I order that from?
One place I see that has it's in the UK. Holy shit.
Here's a $500 order of it.
Man. That's expensive shit.
How do you know if it's actually even the real shit?
Do you work with an alternative vet in Santa Cruz?
No, I
Feel like my vet is the furthest thing from alternative
Mullen drops lung cleanse leaf extract, powerful mullen. I think my wife's going to be happy if I do this.
My wife is really bothered by the death of the dog.
Like, I'm not going to be bothered until the dog's dead.
But like my wife is like already like, like last night when we watched TV, she didn't
sit with me.
She sat with the dog
you know that kind of shit
so she'll probably be happy i what so i got the i got the dewormer and i got the mistletoe extract Toe extract. All right.
Cole, give your dog some BPC 157 and grow a new dog from the existing one.
Yeah, this is true. Bernie Gannon. Sevan, you have to introduce Hiller to some of the great pre-2010 movies. He doesn't recognize movies created before then yeah he's told me that too he does not that's true
Cross fat I assumed in Santa Cruz they asked your dog its pronouns that's true
fair assumption and you know Winston Haley feels that way because she's a
mom whoo that's a good sign.
My ribs are a little.
Oh, shit.
That's not a good sign
The jiu-jitsu instructor came over and the dog didn't bark
Yes, I'm what should I say to my wife to console her she hasn't?
Barked at him in a couple years. I
Don't even know if that's true. I'm just saying that to my wife to make her feel better.
Let's see.
She's responding now.
I knew she'd have a comeback.
What should I say to my wife?
It's okay I am getting medicine to save the dog
don't put her in her crate anymore
All right, I can't talk about the dog I start to get emotional
No, I didn't fix the windows windows still have holes in them No, yeah vindicate honest question are you saving the dog or prolonging the inevitable?
I'm not interested in like saving the dog like I know that sounds fucked up, but I'm not like Greg had this Greg had this same
dog same situation.
You can only guess how much money he probably put in to try to save his fucking dog.
I'm just I knew the borgles have a really short lifespan.
Oh, my wife just said, I don't think she can be saved.
Should I write back? I know.
Yeah, I don't think she can be saved either.
I mean, she, I mean, what do you mean by saved? It's a dog.
She lived a good life.
It's just, it's life.
The cycle of life. Okay enough fucking dog talk
Fucking lose my shit here in a minute
Let's talk about george floyd
Um, all right, look at even david god even david got all fucked up
They don't even respect dogs in Spain.
Okay, so what's going on today?
Oh, I did.
You guys know that one of my guilty pleasures is all things Lauren Khalil. Uh, I did see that, um, she was on the Glenton things podcast yesterday.
Uh, I haven't, I haven't had a chance to watch this yet.
Dude, happy birthday.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It was a couple of days ago, right?
Yeah, it was yesterday. So I had a great day with family and my four-year-old nephew had a...
Oh, hold on a second. These are the comments from an excellent episode.
So wide-ranging in terms of topics.
Garrett and Colleen, good questions. Listened while working.
May even run it back. Thanks.
It's like holidays and birthdays and stuff like that.
I love this content. You ladies are the best.
Do we go back like every week or every other week?
Normally, we don't even have a winner or there'll be something going on.
So when I'm home, yeah.
So there's that.
And then I remember in college, when me and my girlfriends would go to a bar,
go to a club, we had the code, we would like be on the dance
floor, you can't really see and do like a big C for creeper if somebody weird was dancing behind
us. And then like the other friends would like shift over and move in. So like the guy couldn't
get to the girl. That's funny. Hey, listen, women have to have code. You have to have code word, you know,
same. Yeah, I can remember your first name on each other. So I told my sister that same weekend that I met her for the first time. If I ever say, like, if I
ever say like, Hey, I want to get married, please punch me in the face.
And then it was like,
Colleen's eye makeup.
She got the braids.
Wow. Heavy eyelids. Look at Colleen there. Damn, that's Um, um, um, uh, what is Bella Martin gonna do at mayhem? What are you talking about?
Tell me more. David means who is Bella Martin gonna do it man?
Where do I go for that?
Oh, she's moving there?
Miss Bella Martin.
I don't see anything on, oh, there's a picture of her in Bailey rail.
Isn't that a mayhem person?
Nothing in her story.
Is that a mayhem Jersey?
What is this?
This is five days ago in New Zealand.
I don't see any Mayhem stuff.
Isn't that Bailey Rail or is that, who is that?
Who is the girl?
Oh, is that a Weiss sister? How come I can't tell the Weisses in the Bailey Rails?
I can't tell the Weisses or from the Rails.
Take out the belly button ring and we're good to go.
All right. How come she does... Oh, Sauce Girl Media? What's this?
How come she does? Oh, Sauce Girl Media? What's this?
Oh, Jesus.
That's one of the Invictus Girls. Oh, that's a...
A Weiss Girl. That was the girl at Crash, right?
I need to have one of those girls on the show so I can start being able to distinguish between them all.
Do those girls all look the same to you?
I mean, not look the same,
but they have the same skin color.
It's like they all have perfect skin.
Bailey Rae, Weiss A, and Weiss B. What are the Weiss girls? color like it's like they all have perfect skin Bailey rail weiss a and
weiss be what are the weiss girls Allie don't tell me I'm gonna know don't tell
me how Lee Weiss
fuck it I don't know oh it starts with a B. Oh, Brittany Weiss.
Oh, I like that.
That was nice of you, Christina.
Yeah, I know that name.
Brittany Weiss, Allie Weiss, and Brittany Rael.
Brittany Weiss.
I better write this down just so I can see with my eyeballs.
Allie Weiss.
There's two.
Oh, that's why it's so confusing. There's two
Brittneys. Brittany Rao. All right. I know it's good. And they got the same like
nice skin. They're pretty girls. All right. I don't see any signs of Bella
Martin going to Mayhem. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, maybe is it on the mayhem Instagram?
Bailey rail fuck a mayhem mayhem
I wish um, I wish
When Greg spoke about Matt he didn't lump Rich and Matt together. I really don't like that. At all. What is this to be a good father?
People want to focus on things, they want to focus on glitz and glamour and what the shiny object is in front of you.
But at the end of the day, especially when you reach the end of life
and you look back,
people aren't talking about what they amassed
or what they succeeded at,
unless it has to do with family.
At least for me, it's core to who I am.
The main goal of my life is to be a good father
and a good husband.
["The Shining Object"]
People wanna focus on things,
they wanna focus on glitz and glamour and what the shiny object is.
I don't understand that at all.
Oh, here we go.
Guy Malharos, Jesus.
Just start and have a connection straight to God.
Don't go by what people told you, what a pastor told you, what your friend told you, what your
parents told you, just go to your room, close the door and say, hey God, do you exist?
If you do, show me.
Why retirement for athletes occur when their Y becomes smaller than what they're doing?
And their Y becomes smaller than their workouts that they have to do.
And that's the point they start feeling burnt out and they're like, I can't do this.
I'm kind of done.
I don't want to do anymore.
So it's your questions for us to actually answer to help figure out a why what matters
most.
Who's important in your life?
What are your core values?
What does that mean?
Write out your 10 commandments that you live in by revaluate them every 12 months. Why is CrossFit important to you?
Specifically around your sport, a role. Why did you choose it? Why is it important to be resilient in training?
Who do you visualize will be proud of you in victory.
This is your why. It's how you develop your why.
Oh, Austin Hatfield. How come Austin Hatfield always has this look on his face that's like, hey, I've seen your
sister naked.
It's like you used to sleep with your girlfriend
but but it's a secret between him and his your girlfriend and him
I go to bed every night thinking holy shit I'm such a fucking good dad
thank you god for making me the world's greatest dad.
I never want to go to bed with like, fuck, I should have done more with my kids.
I mean, it happens once in a while, but...
I make sure at least like fucking a hundred times during the day when my kids asked me to do something
And I don't want to do it like my first gut reactions is like can't you see I'm eating a ribeye and on the phone with
Matt Souza that I bike I gotta go by and then I go do it
Yeah, same. I just want to go to bed every night being like yeah, I gave it my fucking all for those fuckers. That's it
That's it that's it
so easy to sleep at night if you know you if you're doing the right thing for your kids so fucking easy oh here we go uh information rolling in
Uh information rolling in
Hmm. Oh, yes. Okay. So I guess I guess Bella Martin has been hired by mayhem
The mayhem empire. She's not part of the mayhem empire. I don't know what she any photos of, I was trying to think if there's any photos of me anywhere on the internet with my shirt off
I was just looking at just like every photo of Bella Martin. She's naked
I think one time Andrew posted a picture of me, but like I'm hidden. Thank God
And all you can see is like.
Some toughs of hair.
And then I think my wife is posted some videos of me playing
frisbee on the beach.
Jesus Christ.
I panic every time she does that.
Fucking panic.
But they're usually far enough away.
You can't see what a tub of shit I am.
Yeah, that's my goal.
That's my mic.
That's my goal.
My goal.
And people are like, so what are your goals for the open this year?
My goals are that I can maybe do one or two of the workouts with like a sleeveless
shirt on and not look like a jackass.
That's what I'm going for.
No, I do not need to be free of shame.
Listen, if you, if you come to Newport beach and you, if you want to see me
naked, come to Newport beach, I'm to see me naked, come to Newport Beach.
I'm fucking at the beach every day there, popping the top, walking around naked.
How much does Grant need to donate for you to take your shirt off?
What's your price, you little whore?
What's your price, you little whore? What's your price?
No. I'm like naked. I'm like, no. Do you keep your shirt on when you do it? No. I fucking make Haley's look at me all the time.
Walk around. Listen. We have one of those. Listen. I'm a bear for God. We have one of those houses where like if I if I turn the shower on and I'm naked
and I'm waiting for it to heat up I'll go hang out in the kitchen with everyone
make him stare at my fucking disgusting fucking half-bear half-man body talk to
the kids my wife you know what I mean pour myself a glass of water take some
vitamin C like do some like just you know a couple minutes of you know what
I mean fill the the burqia with water naked
You know just shit like that
Someone wears a white t-shirt in the pool. Yeah, how was that kid? Yeah?
So there
You look like one of those little bug things from Men in Black. I don't know what that is, but yeah.
All right.
What the fuck picture is this?
Look at this picture.
This chick looks like a saltwater fish.
Is that a mayhem athlete?
Who is that?
A Doroco.
Doroco.
Doesn't she look like a saltwater fish?
Like you know one of those trippy saltwater fish?
Oh there she goes.
There she goes.
Yeah girl.
Better.
This is a crazy photo.
Hey dude she has straps on and a snatch? Is that that am I seeing that right? That's no bueno, right? You can't do that
I'm not talking about the legality. Isn't that dangerous?
South American ginger adaptive. Oh, is that why she has to have the strap on is she missing a hand?
And?
Yeah, doesn't she look like one of the saltwater fish in the tank? Like you walk by and you're like, what the fuck?
Let me get a little closer look at that fucking thing.
Legs?
She has something up with her leg?
Yeah, she's got a great body. God, Mexicans with red hair, awesome.
Her and Canelo should have a kid.
Is being white in South America a disability?
Oh, shit. Okay, canceled. Is being white in south america disability
Oh shit, okay cancelled. Yes. All right
Uh
Yeah, hillar hillar only makes fun of old people we make fun of her I was making fun of her
Saltwater fish are the coolest only the cool cool only cool people with a lot of money can have saltwater fish
All right, so we got
Hunter Josh Bridges Erica Folo is there anyone else we got lined up?
I've lost my identity. I don't even know what I don't even know what this show is about anymore
Oh I'm gonna go on dr. Trow's podcast on Friday. Holy shit Friday is gonna be busy
My dad's coming home from Armenia.
Does this Pedro is Pedro doing anything today?
How do you where do I go?
I go to coffee pods and wands.
Man, that that last podcast he gives is the gift that keeps giving with lambrae
Crash crucible no live scheduled. Okay. No, he's got nothing scheduled
Okay, what about a
Get with the hey did when Susa went on I didn't see Susa's podcast yesterday when Susa went on with
I didn't see Suza's podcast yesterday. When Suza went on with JR, did they play the Carolyn Lambray clip too?
Did we double up on that?
Get With The Programming, they have a show today at 10.30am.
Okay, so they're going live today, analyzing the programming.
First Form Legends Championships.
first-form Legends Championships.
Maybe I can get Dave to come on Sunday night. Wouldn't that be a fun show?
Ask Dave to come on Sunday night.
Okay.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think I need some new affiliate videos.
The Dao that can be told is not the eternal Dao.
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The unnameable is the eternal Dao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The unnameable
is the eternally real. Naming is the origin of all particular things. Free from desire,
you realize the mystery. Cotton desire, you see the manifestations. Yet mystery and manifestations
arise from the same source. The source is called darkness. Darkness within darkness,
the gateway to all understanding. Love you guys. See you later. Bye bye.
When I opened my gym, I knew I was going to be training with the boys all the time. I
was going to get jacked and just be lifting 24 seven. Let me show you how it's really done.
Tobias, the toilet's clogged. Oh, okay.
Hey Tobias?
Somebody needs help with their membership.
Oh, okay.
Thanks.
Hey Tobias?
Uh, yeah?
What's up?
I know I don't have my strict pull-up yet, but can you help me get a bar muscle up?
Yeah, sure.
Let's go.
Okay, it's 9 p.m.
So if I get home, shower, eat, I can be bed by 11 and then be back here at 4 15 a.m.
Let's go.
This is the fourth time today that I've had to clean shit off the toilet.
You guys have to get a different pre-workout.
I knew owning a gym I'd get to buy all the cool equipment I want.
Check out this awesome $700 table.
Ah, another person asking for a refund three weeks after their draft has come out.
You know the cancellation policy, John.
Oh, Carrie, five minutes late but had time for Starbucks again, huh?
Thanks, Kerry.