The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #59 | Live Call In

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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My alarm didn't go off. I should have known my back was screaming. I should that's like been in bed too long. Can you hear me? I can. Good morning. And you are? Oh, yeah. Perfect. Yeah, you sound good. That's just that's just Mike on your computer. Yeah. Dang. And like you have to wear those things in your head for a living. You know what's weird is I've gotten so used to it if I'm not doing it I feel like I'm not in the show.

That's some creepy shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like if I'm not wearing a condom it doesn't feel like I'm having sex. No, Caleb, I just made that up. Thank you, though. I appreciate that was a solid expression. Caleb, I can't, I couldn't bring up the, you know, the, you know, paper street coffee gives me money to dance like a monkey. Yeah, I'm having trouble with it too. Isn't that weird? Sometimes, every once in a while stream yard does that Greg. I am having so much fun

I'm watching a real-life soap opera. Nothing's even happened yet and the Dems are losing their shit It's this is this is uh This is gonna be weird to see him on this side of the fence. I Watched CNN for five hours the other day. It was amazing Elizabeth Warren was talking about all the police officers who were killed in Jan six. So I was like, I think one had a heart attack in the COVID vaccine. But other than that, I made the COVID vaccine part of it. But one had a heart attack. I don't think one was killed. It was crazy.

She just blab. They'll just blabber. They'll they will say anything now. Unless CNN has always been like that, but five hours of it. I told my sister, she said, you're crazy watching that for five hours. It was amazing. Yeah, I thoroughly enjoy that. It's just, it's a nuts world. I enjoy the New York Times.

How about, how about Elon sending out his love? And the TikTok stuff I want to hurry up and get to Panama the Panama chapter Honestly big aircraft carrier good Once you've expressed your interest in Greenland, it becomes a huge poker chip. Even just the expression? Even just one? More so. You up the ante.

Explain that to me. Please. Well, you know, I got a chess piece on the board and I've got plans for it. And at the point that you and I both see what I'm doing, it's a different it's a different thing for me. I liked it better when you didn't know what I was after. Right. And then when at the point that you're looking at it and I see that, oh, fuck on your face

and you look at my eyes, I'm like, well, there it is. He sees it and it's a different game. And that's what this kind of puts us, I think. There's that, you know. You know Are you I say we buy it yeah take it threaten Denmark I mean it would like I don't know what the answer is But we have to have it There was a guy on the UN committee meeting that he's like He said fuck you to Trump. It's like if you want to take if you want to take Greenland and fuck you in the UN?

Yeah. And they're like reprimanded and they're like, there's no room for that language in this office of business. We can't give opposition time on this because it'll be enemy led. What we need to do is get that dollar value while it's remotely feasible. And it is, it's a bargain. But you can put a price tag on this thing so that that guy's called home and then beaten to death at the airport by his friends. The United Nations guy?

Yeah, yeah, whoever's speaking for Greenland in it, in a will never sell manner. I can try can silence all of that. Denmark, Magnus Holmgren, a Denmark is founding member of NATO would not be good to start war between NATO. I know one's gonna start a war with Denmark, we're gonna buy it from them knucklehead. What do they have? They don't have anybody to start a war with. Like, what are they going to use? Hey, you know what?

They're a fierce country and with a long, proud history of, you know, there's nothing. You'd be amazed at how many people have died over England, over Greenland. Is it a lot? Yeah, check it out. Yeah, it's been a bone, it's a bone of the central contention of warfare for a long time is my recollection. Let me see if I can find the Wiki page. The battles that the North Atlantic countries

have waged over that and Iceland are pretty amazing. Iceland too, huh? Yeah, I believe so. I believe that's... Didn't Larry Ellison buy Lanai, the entire island in Hawaii, like 97% of it or something like that? Yeah. I mean, our favorite waitress, or I think she's the manager at No Boot, was actually a native of the night. Are you seeing this? Pardon me? Greenland, you're finding it? Yeah. I don't see a section about war though yet. No, I haven't either.

about war though yet. No, I haven't either. It was settled in 986 by Icelanders and Norwegians through the contingent of 14 votes. Greenlanders submitted to Norwegian rule in 1261 under the Kingdom of Norway and then the Kingdom of Norway entered a personal union with Denmark in 1380 and from 1397 it was part of the Kalmar Union. I don't see anything about a war though or people dying. There's probably wars that weren't fought on Greenland. I'm guessing that's not what you're saying. Yeah, that's right. You're smart. I don't think it's going to...

I can't imagine it being a problem getting Greenland. Hey, why don't we pull out of NATO altogether? Yeah, I think we ought to. Really? Yeah, I do. Gradually, with them armed, here's what I don't want to do. Caleb, I don't want to increase the likelihood of a war in Europe by the United States capable

of carrying the burden becomes increasingly more likely to have to, to the extent that it's not being shouldered by Europeans. In other words, I think the deterrence is greater if the threat is of German nukes than it is of American. French nukes and not Americans. British nukes and not Americans, NATO nukes. If that's not the deterrent, my solution isn't to grind up another 100,000 American boys. You're saying the United States is propping up Europe to be able to do everything? Of course we are. Of course we are. And it increases the likelihood of an engagement with it where we've led. Next time I want a whole bunch of Europeans to die way ahead of American involvement. Way ahead.

On April 9th, 1994. I would do anything to not have to do another Normandy battle of the bold. And I think part of that is a mutual assured destruction that looks very much European centered. European-centered? It looks like the Germans took it from the Danish in the 1940s, and then of course the Americans then took it back and gave it back to the Danish. They basically supplied the Danish with enough supplies to fight the Germans off the island. I had that book on my coffee table in Denmark and I was shocked to see how much fucking war there had been with Denmark, Sweden, Finland, like just war after war after war.

And I said, what the fuck are they fighting for? And part of it was green rights to Greenland and Iceland were part of it as I as I recall, maybe it was all a dream and In 1951 to 53 the US expanded their Air Force base there the Thule Air Force base totally The Danish government did not become aware of the program mission until 1997 when they discovered it while looking And the declassified documents for records related to the crash of nuclear equipped b-52 bomber near

The full airbase. Oh, maybe there's a nuclear bomb sitting there somewhere Probably not You think they got it off the plane crash me. Yeah Yeah, they definitely did I Got the call on number six seven the Backgrounds working. Oh, thank you. It's up in the upper left corner now To run it across the bottom. Oh, okay. You know, it's crazy is like because I have a timecode up there I can't see up there. Yeah, I know that's the

It's there for sure. I've gone to the like the channel and watched it and it's there but in 1973 there arose a border dispute between Denmark and Canada over the ownership of Hans Island, a small island located in the Nars Strait directly between Greenland and the Canadian territory. The island remained in dispute until 2022 when both countries agreed to split the dispute island roughly in half.

In 1985, Greenland left the European Economic Community upon achieving self-rule. Oh, they didn't want to go with the fishing laws that the European Economic Community put on. And then in 2009, they got a self-rule, assuming responsibility for self-government? Hey, we've already gotten between the inauguration the post inauguration talk he gave to those people where he basically gave us the unedited version of the inauguration talk and then that talk in the White House and then, you know, where he signed all the executive orders. We've already seen, we've already had more intimate contact with Donald Trump in the

first day of office than we had the entire four years with Biden. Did you see Michael Johnson say that he tried to get a meeting with Biden for eight months and couldn't get a fucking meeting with him? I heard that. Yeah. He tells the story. It's a crazy story. He's like, hey, man, like I'm third in line to be fucking president of the fucking United States and I can't get a meeting with the president. Speaker of the house. And then when he finally got the

meeting, he said Joe wasn't there. There was no joke. It was just a base, a shell of a man. wasn't there. There was no joke. It was just a shell of a man. He says, hey, why did you stop letting us sell natural gas to Europe? He's like, I never signed that executive order. He's like, yeah, you did. I didn't even know. We really were being run by 22 year old blue haired girls. Yeah, it's crazy. The video is crazy when Michael Johnson tells the story. It is absolutely wild. That's insane, dude. Yeah. My God.

He said he scheduled a meeting with Biden when he showed up there. The head of the CIA when he finally got the meeting, the head of the CIA was there, Kamala was there, a handful of other people. And then he said somewhere in the meeting, Joe said, Hey, can you guys all step out of the room and give Michael and I a few minutes? And he said it was just bizarre world. He said there were some very pressing, he didn't say what the issues were, but he said there were some very pressing, he didn't say what the issues were, but he said there were some very pressing issues that were serious to our national security. What do you think about, I don't really understand it, but Trump's saying that he'll let TikTok move forward if they give the United States government half ownership.

I have no idea what's up his sleeve. Yeah, what does that even look like? Can the government own a private entity like that? Don't they own General Motors? I don't know. I don't know. And now Starbucks, I don't know if you remember, but at the beginning of the woke era, there were these, there were these, I don't know, two or three black young men in a Starbucks and they were told to leave because they didn't purchase anything.

And it became this big hubble-loo and the CEO of Starbucks said, no, you don't have to purchase anything. You can just come hang out in our store. In the homeless hangout. Yeah. Yeah. You have to buy some. Now you have to switch back soon as Trump got in office.

What's happening? Everyone saw everyone saw the election and that's their new big survey for what the country wants. I mean, they're not doing it because of values, right? Or morals or ethics. They're doing it. Why is everyone switching back? It's just like normal common sense shit. You ever seen all the birds land on a telephone wire? Yeah, like the pigeons. Yeah. They're settling. Yeah. Taylor Swift. seen all the birds land on a telephone wire? Yeah, like the pigeons, yeah. They're settling.

Yeah. Taylor Swift. And then you see where they all, like one takes off, then two, five, 10, 100, they all leave. Yeah, yeah. Katy Perry. I mean, nobody understands why. Just it's mass movement. Just the, just the, the, yeah.

It's amazing. Everyone's doing it. No one is. Everyone is. Now they're not. This is Jim Jordan's world, by the way. And he has a whole social dynamic around that interaction. So it was great. You'd see someone to be like, Yeah, check this out. Oh, yeah, those were cool.

What do you mean they were cool? Well, you know, nevermind. You know, just like when you say Jim Jordan talking about the photographer in the world of Hollywood. Yeah, I just I'm just saying I remember those. And the guy's like thinks he's hip as shit because he's got that shoe or shirt or whatever, right? Right. It's funny. It's like, I don't know, that stuff's in or it's out. Well, I can't believe it. When I saw the headline, FBI gets rid of DEI, I was like, the FBI had DEI.

Everyone was pretending and now I look stupid. You know, it's like, like how is this different than the yellow wristbands? Remember Livestrong? Yes. Yeah. I'm like, are Remember Liv Strong? Yes, yeah. I'm like, are you kidding me? Fuck man, you're all gonna be so embarrassed someday. You could hear a 4 million scissors going off at once

when that should happen, you know? Like, oh, I thought I looked cool. I realized now I look stupid. And that nothing changed. Well, you found out a little more about him, but things are like that. Everybody just found another yellow wristband. This is the pink ribbon, you know.

This is a great comment. Greg starts, you ever see birds land on a, so I lean in for some profoundness then nobody knows why. Good example though. It makes sense. It's been studied. Like you think there'd be a leader bird, right? Nope. Yeah. No, I think it's panic or I don't fucking know. I don't know. Oh, I don't think I'm given to it. Mike has a really good point, Greg. It was a hundred percent effective in helping cure wrist cancer. Yeah.

Man, he can't live down the underlying who he was. Who? Lance Armstrong. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And it's nothing to do with the cheating. It's trying to destroy the life of the guy who was reporting him cheating. That's the part. Floyd Landis and the rest of those guys. Yeah.

Yeah, that puts him like an OJ turf for me. and Some of them are murderers and others just ruin someone's life for their personal gain. Yeah. If you don't take these drugs. Do you remember? I got them in the same bag. Do you remember Millie Vanilli, Greg? Yeah. I remember being a kid and... You're like, so what?

Yeah. Their song was amazing. It was on the radio nonstop. Yeah. And then people found out that they were lip syncing. It wasn't really them singing the song. It was someone else. And the song went away. I could not, for the fucking life of me, figure that out.

I was like, why do we care who sings it? We all like the song. And how much in what manner is that different than say like auto tune and shit, you know, look into that. Who's yeah, isn't. Look at Carrie Underwood, you know, like has sued into the next century on just talking on that. But Mike Sandone.

Yeah, I never understood why anyone cared about that shit. Who cares? Yeah, at that point, I knew something was up with the world. I didn't know what to think, but I was like, this is really weird. We all like the song. But now we found out that it's not the two Rastafarian dudes with the crazy hair singing it, and we're not going to listen to it anymore. Just if that matters to you,

just bring out the people who really were singing it. I think it was some fat lady. I think it was like two fat people. Who was it? I think so. Yeah. I think so. I was like, just bring them out. Who cares? Why do we have to get rid? The song was so catchy. It was so cool. And I love the way those guys danced around. Do you remember how they would dance around? They'll even remember.

Remember my leading with fat people on the front end? Nobody like that. Yeah. And you're gonna ruin the brand. Yeah, those guys. Yeah, look at real voice. And you know what's crazy? I think one of those guys killed themselves. I think one of those guys committed suicide. The real guys are the imposters. The real guys.

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i mean we are close buddy i hate but that's not yeah it's a little photoshoppy dude but dude we're close yeah have you ever seen i mean i hadn't The fact that someone can just do that on their phone. We're close. We're close to just seeing some really way too close. Have you seen this? Have you seen this photo? Have you seen this AI Greg where it's a shows Michelle Obama taking off her shirt and it's a dude underneath.

Yeah. That one's pretty, that one's getting close to, I think. I mean, these are people just doing this shit on their phone. I thought that was real. Big Mike. You're kidding me. That's AI. Hey, uh, is whose ping ping? Is that yours? Is that your low bandwidth or something that failing?

Oh yeah, you're fuzzy too. Me? I think it is. You guys look good to me. You look good to me too. There's some audio failure there. Maybe one of your kids just turned on a 90 inch screen in one of the rooms. No, I just I just want to do better with my with my Mac top, my MacBook Air here

than without the light, then you guys are doing. I got all sorts of shit over here. All sorts of shit plugged in Every day you can just now every day you can just go to the tv set I think it's gonna be like this all year and just put on like any of the new stations And it's just it's uh, the soap opera is so thick, you know, the Jan six guys, did you see the guy from the oath seekers being interviewed? No, but I might've read some of his statements.

It's worth watching his interview. What a dignified, classy man. And a smart guy, I think he went to Yale law. He was a former veteran. He was, it was wild listening to him speak three years he spent in jail. He had an 18 year sentence and they show him just out and out in front of the jail being interviewed, classy. Yeah.

These people, I mean, I know I'm preaching to the choir, but the incongruity, the lack of consistency, you know, just a couple months ago, we saw four cops get stomped in Times Square by illegal aliens, and then those four guys were let go. And the left, and then they were caught again, of course, for more violent crimes, you know, within a few weeks. But the left's worried about American citizens who were protesting at the Capitol getting let free. And you know, my stance on that, Greg, is that that was a police failure.

The police failed to protect the building. I think his offering to send 10,000 guys to Pelosi, I suspect that's real. So Elizabeth Warren was saying also on CNN that that was complete bullshit. No, no, it wasn't Elizabeth Warren. The fact checker at CNN was saying that was complete bullshit. So I started digging around. I found the transcript on a government website, a US government website did it twice he offered troops on the on the fifth and the sixth more than offered he was recommending yeah it's crazy. It took me two minutes to find that. Hey, Pat, I um, there's a uh, the um, the senator from hawaii just put up a video

Of all the violence on jan 6 and you know, it's amazing Let's say there were 30 there's less than there's less than 30 in those videos the best she could do there were probably five or ten people being violent and when I mean violent I'm not talking about you can find I'm not talking about very violent talking about like with Pat you want the cops in Times Square hung but the cops were beat. And when 16 released. I think there's a typo there. I think he just typed that out too fast. I don't want the cops hung. I think that's a typo there. I'm assuming I know.

I think his position are a little extreme. But you can't even you can't even find you can't even find a clip where there's even more than a handful of people being violent. Yeah, it's a typo. I understand. Yeah, but what would you fix? What do you fix? Try it again. Oh, retype it. Yeah.

Yeah. Without the so that it makes sense. Can we talk about something like today I've been stressed out. Put the noble music on. I like that Eli Crane is down at the jail. Doing what? Just, you know, making sure that the guys get out. I have a funny- The hostages you're talking about?

Yeah. The January 6 hostages? Yeah, I like that too. I love that. I love that. Hey, you see a conor. He comes in and he's gonna he's gonna give. Credence is too strong a word. He's gonna he's gonna fan the flames of those that thought it was an insurrection. Led by him.

Yeah, now it's now it's gonna be okay to be violent. Hey, anyone who's thinking about violence. He's like, yeah, I got all my boys out. He has them do the Oval Office. They steal shit. You know what I mean? They leave with the MLK bust. Yeah, yeah.

Who's desperately gonna shit on now? Yeah, MLK. Get in the Yeah. Who's desperately on a shit on now. The bathroom, you know what I mean? Hang the bus from a tree somewhere. Hey, I thought that was fucking brilliant that they had that guy do the reenactment of the Martin Luther King speech at the inauguration right in front of Kamala and Biden. That was. That was genius. Whoever thought of that, that was genius. I never saw the village people perform. Did they perform anywhere? I may have missed that for God's sakes. I'm sure if they did, I'll have to see it again. And now, and I guess Snoop performed. yeah, they had Snoop perform at one of the

parties and now the clip, the clips going around of, uh, of Snoop saying, uh, if, uh, which one are you jig a boot from 2016, which one are you jig a booze is going to vote for Trump. And then they got that with him then playing at the Trump party. It's some crazy shit. Okay, Sean, this is for you. This is honestly how I feel. So start up the Reddit threads where I'm a misogynist.

This is just as once again. This is a devastating blow to the women who have worked tirelessly to eliminate or simply diminish the stereotype that they are bad drivers. I agree, this sets women back. This is bad. Here we go, I'm gonna play, this is bad. Here we go. I'm going to play the foot video for you. Here we go. I don't know what football team this is. Ohio State.

It's okay. It's okay. You know what? I didn't see it either. You've given her a pass. Yeah. Okay, am I okay? Show it again. Here we go. She just disappears. She runs away.

You fucking deserve this. She runs away. You fucking deserve this! What? Ryan J, you deserve it, brother. Thank you. Thank you. It's okay, it's okay. Hey, Seve, you know in World War 17, the

barrier that separates the traffic? Yeah, yeah. There, you know, they put that white stripe, that yellow stripe up on it? Yes. About a foot from the top. Yeah. That made driving that thing so much easier. Was there a time when the stripe wasn't there and just the barrier was there?

Oh yeah. There was a time when the barrier wasn't there, dude. I remember when the barrier wasn't there. just the barrier was there. Oh yeah. There's a time when the barrier wasn't there too. I remember when the barrier wasn't there. That was hairball. So you're saying that that wall, you're giving her a pass, you're saying that wall needs like a yellow stripe on it. You're saying cause it's gray. It looks like the ground to me.

You're saying cause her jacket's gray and the wall. Yeah, I don't know. I was like, wow. in the room. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, it is a you can January 22nd, 2025, you can now take Greg off the misogynist list. Look at him. Wow. It's a long time, man. Jesus, Greg.

It's a really good point. I didn't even think about that. I just want me. Yeah. Why would you paint that? It looked like. Yeah, that's fair. Once again, you've changed my mind. It's been, it's been just 20 years of you changing my mind enlightening me, Greg.

Dude, she floored it. If I'm under if I'm around that many people, just light feathering of the pedal. I do. Let me tell you something. She's more than a little bit all Twitter. Her panties were in a total bunch because she has the football team on the track. The head coach and the quarterback, yeah. Yeah and she's already like a little just like can't believe it breathing hard. Yeah. And she the optical illusion there is, Oh, whatever you say. And everybody's probably pretty amped up the game's over.

They just, yeah, she's, you know, she's cute as fuck. They wouldn't ever drive in it. Let me pile on. I love her assertiveness where it's just hey the mission has to go on. I'll give her that good leadership. All right, gentlemen, abandon the boat. It's going down foot. Hey, like that.

Yeah, they thought it was funny. Is she in the back there just like pulling it? No. Okay. No, she takes off. Yeah, she does. Hey, that cop should have arrested her that cop. Look at the cop even look back. That cop. Yes, that cop should have arrested her. That cop. Look at the cop even look back.

That cop. Yes, that cop should have given her a blood test. Look at one back up. Did you see the week before the New Orleans incident? The thief of New Orleans, that old lady had hit two people. What? Yeah, she ran over two people. Who did? The chief of the, Anna Kirkpatrick, the chief of the New Orleans. I told you she looked like somebody pulled out of my mom's home and made her police chief for me. Yeah, I was looking at it last night. I was digging into it yet a week before they did a barrier and the terrorists went on the sidewalk. I'm like, what the barrier. And then she has the yellow things in there like, so what are those for? She was, oh, those would stop someone from

going upon. Oh, like the terrorists did. And he'd go, well, how come you didn't use them? I didn't know we had them. And I said, leave her alone. She's like, she needs to go to the beach with Joe. Oh, yeah. just DEI Chief of Police. From Oakland. They went around, they went around the truck parked in the middle of the road. Yeah, just the week before. As if to deliberately hit the pedestrians. Just the week before she hit to, she herself hit two pedestrians.

New Orleans Police Department Chief Kirkpatrick was on duty when she hit two uh she herself hit two pedestrians new orleans uh police department chief kerpatrick was on duty when she hit two people with a vehicle what do you mean on duty she was she was she was on duty and she fucking hit two people she's the police chief she's she's trolling the streets and uh they immediately did a blood test and uh her breathalyzer and urine test on her. So far it's all come back negative. Really? Huh? Crazy. She was returning home from visiting an injured officer at the hospital. Oh, did she run him over? No, maybe. She's still broken up at the side event, probably. What color were the people she hit?

That's a good question. That's a great question. What color were the people she hit? That is a great question. I wonder if I type that in. We got to turn this into some kind of race issue, right, Caleb? Oh, that's right. That's right. It's nice turn this into some kind of race issue, right Caleb? That's right.

Where's the race? Where's the race going? How many were the people? I mean you're in the deep south. Pretty high likelihood they were black. Oh AI won't give me a return on that. That is so funny. It gives you a return on anything. Hmm. You think? Let's see.

God, that is crazy. Happened in the French quarter. Uh, in the exact same area where the people were hit. Oh, really? Those bears didn't stop her? No. Crazy. Damn.

She was fired from her role as the first ever female police chief for this California city of Oakland. She then laid her suit Oakland for a wrongful termination, got $1.5 million. So she's rich. Man. I like fired from Oakland makes you a good candidate for New Orleans. I know that's what I was thinking too. It's like Jesus, you know, she's gonna be

that's so bad. Like, don't judge a book by a cover. She's a black belt. Greg, what is the worst thing you saw as an employee, an employee at HQ do? For example, I had to fire an employee who got caught jerking off inside his work truck. Jesus. I don't think we had any jerking off. You know, or get caught. We didn't have anyone get caught for jerking off. Did we? We had, we put up these posters. Oh, yeah. In the snack room, whatever the hell that was. And they were sent to us by one of these orgs that sends you this stuff so that you're in compliance with state regulations.

And the thing was the poster was about reporting inappropriate behavior at the workplace. And in the poster, in the picture, there's a girl who's being very vocal, I guess, about something going on in the workplace, but she's wagging her finger and has her mouth open, mouth open, into which someone drew male genitalia and someone's standing there with their hands on their hips. I remember that. They turned the state mandated education on workplace oppression into a into a pornographic poster is a complete hit. The person was given a raise right? They're creative it was in the was in the media department.

It was one of those. I was like, what the fuck is this? And I'm told, Oh, it's mandatory. Mandatory blow jobs. You know those posters he's talking about Caleb, right? Like if you have over 20 employees, you have to have this poster up somewhere by law. Yeah. And then you have to like, it's like laminated or whatever and you got to post it up. It has to be in a certain place and everybody has to see it. The artist has been a guest on the show. Yeah, the artist has been a guest on the show. We can move on now.

We can move on. I'm gonna get a phone call. I was dying when I walked into the fucking break room or whatever the kitchen and I saw that. I was like, this is genius. Yeah. And I'm like, there's no way she was really like in that posture. And I go, yeah, unbelievable. I'd never noticed until that.

How dare they make suggested posters like that? Don't they know what they're trying to convey? He'd elicited that. Hey, dude, there was this other guy at the office. I have some great videos of it. I should start posting these videos. There's another guy in the office. If anyone brought in sugar, he threw it away.

So like someone would come, someone would come into the office and put down 20 homemade fucking cupcakes in the break room with a little note that said like happy birthday Caleb. And this dude would start fire up his cell phone, walk in there, pick up the, film himself, pick up the platter of cupcakes and dump it in the trash. He would go into the fridge and throw away people's shit like coke or anything like that, dude. In the videos, people would be so pissed.

And we'd be over in the media department laughing our asses off, dude. It was so funny, dude. And it would happen once every couple weeks, dude. Someone would bring like a two pound bag of M&Ms and leave it there and he would just throw it away. Step on them, oh, it was amazing. Oh wow. That would have been good advertising.

Oh, it was so crazy. One of our friends had a high temperature romantic involvement with a Barbie-like creature known to all of And the oddness of them, of him and Barbie, physically inspired skateboard art that went up on the wall. And when this skateboard was stolen, it was really only one suspect. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the skateboard and did well with it lord knows but it was so well done she wasn't too fond of it imagine you're imagine you're dating this girl and you show up to work one day and there's a insane handcrafted skateboard deck hanging on the wall in the main area of this super beaver holding you like a baby for the entire fucking company to see. Dude, it was... how do you remember that shit? That shit was so funny. Holding you like a baby.

Oh, it was so crazy. Oh shit. And hey, it was so, Greg's right. It was exquisite the way it was painted, the way the shape of the board was carved out to their bodies. And it was done professionally, Caleb. Yes, it was unreal.

I forgot about that. Wow. Not in poor taste. Yes, it was genius. Done professionally is amazing. Man. Oh, fuck. That's funny. Think of the fun they get to have at HQ now. Can't imagine. It would shut the company down if someone drew someone getting a Hummer on the, on the

DEI poster in the kitchen. On the HR propaganda. Oh my goodness. Hey, the hole, the hole in the back parking lot going to the hole, the Valley hole. Yeah. Did you walk into that way around to the valet? I haven't done that. I would just be back. There's the garbage and a oh

Funny there's HR parking and so they got him out by the trash It's good spot for him. All right. How are those stories? Wild Zombie? I'm sure there's, that was good. It looks like Leaf had a story too. I used to write Greg on my stuff in the fridge so that no one would touch it. Oh, that's smart. That's smart.

Yeah. Anything, anything was game. Patrick Lang, Greg, thoughts on Trump trying to overturn the 14th Amendment, I'm in favor, but he has zero shot of getting it done without two thirds Congress needed. What is the 14th Amendment? Or is that the natural born, the born, that's the being born here thing?

In simplest terms, it was passed by the Senate on June 8th, 1866 and ratified two years later on July 9th, 1868. The 14th Amendment granted citizenship to all persons born or naturalized in the United States, including formerly enslaved people and provided all citizens with equal protection under the laws extending the provision. So basically he wants to get rid of the fact that if you're here on vacation and you have a kid, it can't be a citizen. Yep. Or if you run across the border and just on this side of the Rio Grande. That's what he's after. He doesn't want someone like in the detention center on the other side

of the Rio Grande having a baby and it's an American? That? How many, what are the numbers on that? How many people become, what's the term they used? Natural born, I wonder how many people that would affect? Did a lot of people do that? Is that a serious problem? The smart ones? I don't have a strong feeling on it. I understand both sides. I'd like to know the numbers.

Yeah. But maybe those are the ones I want coming in. The ones. Right. I mean, if you, you know, you, you, you, I think immigration is good for the United States. Yeah. I think it's good for our culture. I think it's good for our way of life. I think it's good for our economy. I think that nobody appreciates this country more than the people that come here and forge opportunity and success. You've heard me, I've wanted to do documentaries on this. It should be a whole film series.

About 86% of the U.S. population is made of natural born citizens. That means that more than half of the U.S. population was born in the United States. Yeah, but I guess the question is, of those 86 percent... oh, so the other 14... Oh, naturalized? Maybe it's naturalized, not natural born. I don't know, but I like the interpretation of 86 percent means more than half. I don't know, but I like the interpretation of 86% means more than half. Of those, I wonder what percentage the parents weren't citizens, I guess, or were here illegally. who have undocumented parents. I got that from National Review. And if someone, if the average- I'm sensitive, I don't want,

I don't need those kids thrown back. And if you take the life expectancy at 80 years, you kind of got to divide that. You got to do a little math on that, right? 20 million people over an 80 year period. That's how many per year? You remember our help on grapevine? In Prescott? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, right.

They were, they had him and her, the husband and wife, she had one job working for us, but he'd had two jobs and they had very often for years and years had four jobs between them. They both came here undocumented illegally as in their early teens and have worked nonstop since then to the point that they're in their early 40s. They've got two homes and five kids all born here. Okay. Well, he gets tangled up in a kind of 187 spirit of grab all the illegal as you can and the deportation process starts on the fucking guy and he's got five kids three in middle school or high school straight a students he's working two

jobs he's a good dude and his kids are his kids are uh his kids are citizens. You know, rip dad out of the house and then what, take mom too? And the attorney we hired had represented Geraldine Ferrara when she got in some immigration mess. So the roads were kind of easy in Arizona. One of the best in the country was this guy and his wife and convenient for us, but we hired him and asked him what would happen. They could throw mom

back too. And what about the kids? They go to foster, speed alike. That really happens all the time every day. And so it took a little bit of very little finagling in the right attorneys to get him peeled from that system and removed and sent back home and gotten a leave him alone card from the courts. How much did that cost you? I didn't say 10 or 15, nothing really. In significant, he went home in a limo. He went there in a cop car.

They were getting ready to throw him over the fence. What about this? These fucking jobs, 15 years here, hardworking, paying taxes. Paying taxes. I'm not going to start with those people. Your friend could have applied for 20 million kids like that. Your friend could have applied for legal status at any time. Probably.

But listen, 187, it just made it illegal to hire them. So that I don't know what the mobility was like outside of the fact that so many people fled that Arizona couldn't keep restaurants open. I mean, it got weird for I got dice. It shut down a middle school on its completion. They laid the pavement, put up the fences, fucking put the roof up and no kids. My dog walker was the vice principal of a middle school. That's what Proposition 187 did for Arizona. Made it a crime to hire people that weren't documented. They were vital to the economy.

They still are. Vital to the, more than vital to the economy, they're what's for breakfast. That's what we eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner because of undocumented workers. economy, here what's for breakfast? That's what we eat breakfast, lunch and dinner because of undocumented workers. And everything else is around that issue is pretend. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? Well, like they do, let's start with the fact that you starve to death without him.

And there's nothing Trump's going to do that will make that untrue. Unless you document them off, you're picking vegetables in your now you're documented. They're not checking papers if you're willing to bend over in the sun and cut vegetable. So that you got to- No matter what your views are, nobody's so stupid as to stop that. So, and do you think Holman knows that? He's just gonna kick out the bad ones? Who Trump?

Yeah, I mean, I think that I think their hands would be full just with felons. Just people doing active felons, I think would absorb the all the resources possible. We should accidentally throw over some people who are citizens, but are felons. Just if they have black hair. Oops. Changed their name to Javier. Some guy named Mike.

Pick your bad guys, MS-13, whatever you want to pick and imagine how many there are and be realistic about what kind of law enforcement is going to take to weed them out, find them all and toss them over. It's pretty, it's huge. It doesn't seem like a very smart bunch either. It seems like they've all marked themselves too. They're all tatted. They have all the tats that basically say,

hey, I'm a criminal. Isn't that what they did in like, Esweiler or something too? They just like, Yeah, Ecuador or El Salvador. Yeah, and they just picked up everybody and they have just a prison with like- The first person that gets yanked out of a out of a

Vaughn's grocery store bag in groceries. I'm against the whole thing Mm-hmm, but I don't think that's I don't have any sense of that That feels like a like a media portrayal. I can't imagine committing resources to that media portrayal. I can't imagine committing resources to that. Uh, uh, map lady, uh, your table fruit will cost more processed food will be fine. That's a good line. It'd be like Hawaii. Oh, Pat, come on. Don't be crazy.

Is Trump going to let out the MS 13 guys next since we're letting out violent criminals? Come on, stop. Look, letting out all the violent criminals. Pat, you know, someone close to me argues with every time, and it's never every time. You always is not always, you know, like you just take that in. He's letting out all the violent criminals. That's what's going on.

There's like nothing to even talk about. That's what Trump did. He let out all the violent criminals. If letting out the January 6 hostages, I love that. I don't care what it's funny, no matter what you think of them. If freeing them is letting out all the killers but not pardoning all but a couple of guys on death row, like how do you describe that? What did Biden do? Oh, child murderers he took off of death row, child rapists. He sent Chinese pornographers out of the country. Listen, if what Trump did is releasing all of the violent, what do you call them? Violent criminals.

Violent criminals. What adjectives, what superlatives, what language do you have reserved for what Biden did? Biden let out all the child rapists. No, it's just more violent criminals. You need something better. You need to beat violent criminals. I don't know. I think child rapists do that.

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camera around and he caught this agent or suspicious actor pulling a large pane of glass out this tempered glass. It kind of folds into itself, crunch onto the ground. When he realized he was being... Look how the guy pulls it out, how he pulls it out, he's checking his surroundings. I mean this guy is a full-blown cop and look at the way he even drops it. Filmed, he quickly dropped it. It seems apparent on the video that he did not want to be seen doing what he what he just did. So he pulled in a protester and started blaming him. He said, what are you doing breaking that window? The poor fellow that was being accused in what was going on.

And then he gave him a couple of really good shows and cocked his arm like he was gonna punch him. We don't know his facial. I mean, that guy is suspicious as all get out. Look at even his get up. Who shows up to a protest like that? get out. Look at even his get up. Who shows up to a protest like that? Super weird.

That was another thing CNN was saying that it's completely false. There wasn't a single, yesterday they were saying there isn't, wasn't a single FBI agent in the crowd. It's like, geez Louise. The frequency with which that's told, um, The frequency with which that's told suggests the problems. agents there, but there were people in the employ as informants there in the number 26 strong, only three of whom were told to be there, which I just assumed the other 23 would call. I mean, that's what it looks like when you implement your plan, right? The three dudes you're working close with, you call them. Okay, I want you to go there and bring the boys, right? I didn't say shit about the other guys. Shut up.

Hey, what I keep hearing this to the the Jan six committee got rid of all of the evidence. What evidence did they get rid of? I knew that the Secret Service had erased all of the text messages they claim they switched carriers so they lost all their text messages for all kinds of shit. Oh really more. That's what I think I'm hearing. Hey, I've seen so much over the past few years, I don't even, I just presume I'm not even going to look into it. I've had shit forced on me, like the cop that shot Ashley Babbitt is a complete piece of fucking shit.

Has been for a long time. He should have gone to jail long before he shot her. You read that, right? No, what was his name? Yeah, I sent it to you. We talked about it. He'd shot at the car leaving his neighborhood and he said he was coming at him and that's why he shot at it.

But his own department says his rounds went through the back door of the thing. He shot at a flooding vehicle. He was pissed at in his neighborhood. He got a promotion too. Yeah, got a promotion and a secret $30,000 for, what the fuck, nobody. Oh, I remember the $30,000 payment he got after J6.

Yep. Now I remember that article. I'm getting this from government documents. What's the guy's name, Caleb? It's funny. I'm on Ashley Babbit's wiki page. I still haven't seen the guy's name. Lieutenant Michael Bird. Yeah. PYRD. It's funny I'm on Ashley Babbitt's wiki page I still haven't seen the guy's name lieutenant Michael bird

Yeah, he yrd That he's employed by them is amazing That he's not sublime bar is wrong and And then did he shot Ashley Babbit is on par with his actions in the past. Crest retracement, these guys never fired his weapon in the line of duty. Oh shit. Biden pardoned that. He shot it.

He shot at cars in his own neighborhood and lied about it. Did you know that guy got pardoned too? Who? Burt? Yeah. Wow. Joe Biden, outgoing US president pardoned on Monday various officials and politicians including Michael Byrd, the officer who shot and killed a protester, Ashley Babbitt. Wow. He pardoned Liz Cheney. I didn't know that he is a record of mishandling firearms in this article, including once leaving a loaded pistol in a congressional visitor center bathroom. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a cop. Down in the bathroom after he takes a shit. Goodness. That's a cop. He's leaving his gun in the bathroom after he takes a shit. Goodness. That's a promotion. Fun story. I had a FBI knock on my door after Jan 6 asking for proof that I wasn't in DC. Way out here in California. Dad of two.

As average can be the fuck unless they got facial recognized or something yeah Olivia that's a huge no no leaving your gun in the bathroom yeah do you have to take your gun out to take a piss or drop a deuce as a cop? If I mean, it depends on where you're carrying it. Like if you have an appendix carry, yeah, you're going to take that out because you're not going to have access to your piece. Where do you think it was on the toilet paper holder?

Yeah, probably on a toilet paper holder or if it had like a reservoir on the back, then they probably just click on the reservoir. I got punched when I was a cop in full uniform dude got time served seven days Jesus criminy. I didn't know he was a cop. That's cool. I think he was uh I think he was one of the secret cops. Oh. He did some drug enforcement shit. That's cool Mike Sandone I know a guy who left his duty pissed on the table at his sister Super Bowl party somebody had picked it up and Accidentally shot himself my buddy served five years for leaving the pistol out Whoa?

shit Sir five years for leaving his service pistol out and somebody's shooting himself with it. What else was going on? Yeah, that seems weird People doing drugs or some shit. Yeah and the cocaine. Yeah, okay. That's right I'll be right back and everybody was blitz drunk and I Need another cup of coffee Hmm I need another cup of coffee. Let me do this really quick. Well, this is going to be interesting filming myself.

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I woke up this morning, my back was killing me. And I was just like, oh, this is weird weird and I just went back to sleep but that was my back telling me it's time to get up President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he had pardoned Ross Ulbrich the founder of Silk Road and underground website for selling drugs yeah it was like a dark web website. He said he was going to do it during his campaign, I guess. And then he actually did it.

Oh, the founder of Silicon Underground. That website was strictly for selling drugs. It was everything. It was like drugs, probably prostitutes on their weapons. It was just kind of like an open source dark web website Yeah, there's gotta be yeah, there's gotta be something else that besides that it just sold drugs. Yeah Yeah, there you go dang where I'm selling people If you're gonna have a dark web you're gonna be on the dark web you Should you're gonna be fucking anything

What is the dark web if it's truly dark? It's like a untraceable Website like browser I guess and you can just kind of like it's like reddit but but like Untrackable. Wait, can I go to silkroad.com and find it? Or no, it doesn't even work like that. Not anymore.

Silk Road was an online black market and first modern darkened market. It was launched in 2011 by American founder Ross Ulbricht under the pseudonym Dread Pirate Roberts as part of the dark web. Silk road operated as a hidden service on the tour network. Oh, that's that thing. Yeah. What is the core network? I guess I have to look that up between February, 2011 in July. Go ahead. It's like a browser. It's like a way to browse the dark web. Okay. Between 2000 or they.com URLs still? I think so. You just have to use that browser. I assume all those things are the Fed.

Between February, 2011, that's smart thinking. February, 2011 and July, 2013, the site facilitated sales amounting to 9,500,000 Bitcoin. So what you just add, uh, three, uh, five zeros to that. So that would be 90 million, 900 million. Wow. Geez.

That's nuts, dude. Is that what that is? Five zeros for a hundred thousand. If it's a hundred,000 a Bitcoin? Yeah. So that takes you to $90 million, $900 million, $9 billion, $90 billion, $900 million. So it's almost a trillion dollars in transactions. Silk Road 2.0 came online the next month run by other administrators of the former site

but was shut down the following year's operation on him in 2015. He's convicted in federal court for multiple charges related to operating Silk Road and was given to two life sentences. Holy shit. I guess if you're in charge of a trillion dollar marketplace, you're going to get Trump's year. Yeah. There's got to be some sort of a, I don't know.

He's probably asking something of him. Don't you think? Like he pardons them and he's like, Hey, you're going to now work for the FBI. Yeah. Work under a government purview for how long it takes to. He wants his credit card back. Trump has. Yeah.

Wow. Good point. Of course he was arrested in San Francisco at the public library. Geez. Can't even read a book. He wasn't reading a book in the library. There's no way. It sounds like he was running his operation

using the fucking wifi at the library during the arrest of the I.C. Zillberg's laptop which he was using connected to servers and manage the marketplace. Hell yeah he was. That's a public network. He was charged with distribution of narcotics, computer hacking, money laundering, false identity documents. He was indicted for a single murder for higher charge. Prosecutors alleged Ulbrich paid $730,000

to others to commit the murders, although none of the murders actually occurred. Ulbrich ultimately was not prosecuted for any of the alleged murder attempts. Wow, he had 26,000 Bitcoin in the Silk Road account. That is nuts. He did? Yeah. At the time, that was only $3.6 million. Geez. What's crazy is if you run a website where somebody hires a hit like it like Craigslist like if you have Craigslist and somebody hires a hitman off your Craigslist. Yeah. The guy who owns Craigslist get in trouble for that. That's what it sounds like what happened here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like that. How is that his, I mean, other than hosting the ad or whatever? I don't know. I mean, that's the indemnity that Facebook and Google

and all these people have. I think Trump threatened to take that away if they didn't step in line. Is that 163 or whatever the thing is? Are you leaving anything at Disney World because Disney World has their own set of laws? Yeah. Thanks buddy. Meanwhile Reddit promotes pitos, right? That's what I do. I'd get rid of Reddit.

Fuck freedom of speech. Would you? No, I wouldn't. Not even for a second. Hey, it's good to have a place where people think they're anonymous, but they're really not. You know what I mean? Let their true colors come out. Yeah, that's all gone. Any thoughts on TikTok? What should be done?

How about DJI? How about DJI? Did you see that they? Oh, is that me? Who's that? That you, Caleb? Oh, I see something popped up on the screen. It must be, what is this? I don't know. I don't see anything on my end.

Technology issues. Yeah. So in technology issues, exactly. Something was searching. It looked like something was searching my computer from the outside. issues exactly something was searching it looked like something was searching my computer from the outside yeah i saw this the search bar just dropped down i'm touching it and that's your nsa agent he accidentally pressed a button while he was watching you caller number 15 is going through your email that's fine the worst thing i've done is probably throw rocks at a moving car. The feds alleged in public that he hired a hitman but never tried to prove it in court

that he did. Lots of people closely following his case say the claim was a total fabrication. Yeah, why would he have to, why would he do that? Anomaly was a good guess. You know, he's in town. I should bug him and see if he'll want to come on the show while I'm here. Who's Anomaly? It's a guy, just a reporter, independent journalist, always just trying to walk the road of truth.

He has a lot of people who follow him who are Trump supporters, but then he pushes back on Trump a lot. He's very suspect of Elon and Trump and these guys. This guy? Yeah. Yeah, he's cool. How about the fact that the what do you think about Bezos and Kuckerberg and these guys, Greg?

Are they? Do you think there's any sincerity to them? Let's start with Kuckerberg. You think he's like, oh shit. Thank God Trump's here. You think he was really scared of the federal government hurting him and so he was just grabbing his ankles? Or you think he was too young to run the company and he didn't have any values or morals?

Or do you think maybe he just doesn't even run the company? He's just, it's just all bullshit. I think he's wrestling with my buddy dave and others has caused him to drop a testicle or two you mean just doing jujitsu just working out changes perspective on shit give him confidence to wear a gold chain did you see the footage i mean there was a really good sign at the inauguration. Did you see him peeping Bezos' wife's tits twice?

Have you seen that, Greg? No. I didn't see it. Well, it's amazing. RFK too. I mean, she's in the front wearing an open blouse with a lace bra on underneath. Not adequate for an inauguration. Those were meant to be stared at. Yeah.

But there's two great clips of Zuckerberg staring at her tits. One of them, when he looks up from him, he smiles. I think it vindicates all of us. I feel vindicated. It's not just me. I have attributes like the richest man in the world. They stare at tits wrapped in lace bras.

His whole life's been kind of... Oh my goodness. Guilty smile. Is the other one in there too? I like the other one too. I don't remember where that one was. You think his wife talked to him about that? No. It's fine. Everyone stares at those.

Oh, even his wife stared at him. That's why she's got him and got him out. With a good point. Very good point. With Zucks millions to Trump. Trump now owns Facebook and Instagram now and Elon owns X. We are now state sponsored social media for the three large. Oh, shut it. Stop. It can't now be a problem.

Pat, really? I mean. Pat, really? I mean. Three constants, life, death, taxes and boobs always rocky. Oh, Mike Sandone. Okay, here we go. This is back to the guy who got five years in jail for leaving the gun out at a party. I got one of the facts wrong about the cops gun thing. The dude that picked up the gun accidentally shot my buddies brother-in-law in the back later died in the hospital Holy shit. Yeah, there you go

That that so Mike, let me see if I get this right a dude left a gun at a table a cop Some other guy picked it up and shot another guy in the back, but the cop did five years Holy shit Yikes I Like I like the video out there the FBI agent on the dance, doing a backflip and the gun falls out of his pocket and hits the ground and discharges in the party. He grabs the gun and runs out of the party. You remember that one, Greg? That one's probably like 10 years old. She happens.

You do a backflip and the gun falls out of your pocket But those those have to hit just right to have some sort of discharge Like if it you have to not all of them will just go off not every model of it so like you have to be extremely unlucky to drop your weapon and for it to discharge on its own or you know it's crazy too it looked it looked like a revolver it would look like a little pistol do you remember that Greg yeah that I'm not Yeah, that's not buying that. Yeah, our camera back or something. Yeah, she'd have to have the hammer. You'd have to have a like if it was a semi automatic, you'd have to have a round in the chamber in the hammer back. Yeah.

And the safety off. Right. Yeah, I mean If the safety's on I call bullshit if the hammer's down I'm calling bullshit if there's not one in the chamber I'm calling bullshit Yep Yep, that's correct. The shooter got 15 for involuntary manslaughter Correct. The shooter got 15 for involuntary manslaughter. This isn't what happened though. Biden calls up to take down mean posts. Seve goes nuts. Correct.

Trump now controls all of social media. That's the premise. I'm not. He's not. Trump's enforcing the Constitution. That's it. That's the way I view it. I don't think he's controlling all of social media. The. I don't think he's controlling all of social media. The feds were controlling what was going on at Facebook and Twitter.

For Twitter, we have compelling evidence. And I just assumed they'd have the same relationship over at Facebook. There were ex FBI agents in the employ of Twitter communicating with their still employed friends setting policy at Twitter. Spending millions to do it. I mean, it couldn't look worse. That's the worst case scenario. To have your guys that leave in there communicating with the ones still inside setting policy.

I had a friend arrested on bullshit charges out of the US Attorney's Office, out of revenge for a guy that was trying to fuck him in New Hampshire, who was close to the FBI office in New Hampshire, whatever the town is that's in New Hampshire, where the FBI is. So this dude drums up these charges against my buddy in conspiracy with the FBI guy in New Hampshire who calls the FBI dudes in LA who go to my buddy's house and ruin his life. Now, in the end, they gave him everything back, everything they took from him, got even like kind of a little apology thing. No charges were ever formally filed, but none of it went away until he

took the advice of hiring someone ex of the U.S. Attorney's Office, who took a fortune from him and told him, oh, this is nothing. These go away. Promise it. You're going to get everything back. Safe, soil, paintings, everything. And did it. That's how it played out. Just five years of his life, half a million dollars in legal fees, you got everything back. Everything. But he had his shit turned upside down for five years. My god, dude, it ruined his fucking life. He's never owned a home since.

Seven, did you see Larry Ellison's speech? I thought you would have that would have thrown you for a loop. Are you talking about the purchase of TikTok or the Stargate project? Right now, I think everyone's just throwing out that they would like to buy TikTok. I think Trump even said he would, he would think, think about having Elon buy it and somebody else too. I can't remember what the other name was.

Some female. Yeah. Larry Ellison, the guy who bought Lenai, the island in Hawaii. Oh, I thought it was a female. Oh, the vaccine part. Let me see Larry Ellison. Oh, vaccine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I saw that. You're talking about the cancer thing. I did see that. I did see that. And I stood up in your right. I stood up out of my chair and I said these fucking morons, they were talking about using AI to cure cancer. What does that even mean?

I'll give you my simpleton understanding and you can laugh at me. But basically the same way that they have AI and these these massive computers crunching numbers to bring the resolution out better in pictures and to rework data in order to find correlates or causations of things that they're going to somehow use AI to look at all the cancer research and these supercomputers and AI to look for things that humans missed, right? To bring better clarity to the cause. Yeah, and it's hard what it would entail in terms of effect is recognizing the probability

of a hypothesis in looking towards a cure. And we have been plagued over the past 100 years nearly with an academic variant of modern science that does not recognize the probability of a hypothesis, only the probability of a data, trying to play this fucking Modus Tollens game down the road to find significant discovery, and it's failed miserably. And it's in the exact space of preclinical oncology and hematology

that Amgen sounds the alarm and determines that bedrock, the foundation, the bulwark of preclinical sciences is just bullshit, utter and complete bullshit. And this is where we get some of our first and best glimpses into the failing of academic science. Primary, with the greatest of consequences, tragically being in the impact it's had on medicine. And so AI could be, will include at least pulling our heads out of our asses in terms of what science is. Because the crowd doing AI knows something that people that are doing null hypothesis significance

testing with their B values in peer review have failed to understand. It's crazy, huh? It's a lot here. It is crazy. But we can, I can tell you what those people that got it wrong believe in and tell you that the AI people do not. They're not frequentists. They are Bayesians. They're not deductivists. They're inductivists. They don't believe in physical probability. They believe in epistemic probability. What we're witnessing, this thing we're calling AI, sadly, we think of it as chadgpt, but that's just where the first idiots at the New York Times find awareness is something

they can use, but the essence of this thing and the Jainsian influence through the Bayesian community has already had a profound impact in the sciences with things like the unfuzzing of photographs, the successful prediction of the structure of complicated essential molecules, the improving resolution to resolve issues in astrophysics of the origins of supernova using old radio telescopic data. I mean, we're in the throes of an incredible scientific revolution of which CHED, GPT, and large language models have caught the attention of the half-wits in mainstream media. But it's not AI. It's the stupid part that there's nothing to be afraid of that,

that there's nothing to be afraid of that except for stupid people maybe. But this revolution is important. It's important. And so could a cancer fix come of it? Yes. When I stood at- Say that again, you think a cancer fix could come of it? Yes. When I stood it, it's... Say that again. You think a cancer fix could come of it? It could. What we're talking about is an epistemic correction.

Okay. Okay. You know, when I told the guys at Calico that their computer analysis was not going to solve the problem of chronic disease, address longevity, unless it was discovering that you need to get off the cards and off the couch. Nobody from Google asked me if I thought that could be done, but those that did ask, I told them, yeah, I would think it might be able to, you might be able to do that. Calico is the process of Google's program understanding how aging works? Yeah, it was stated more broadly than that. They can refine it to that. And that is kind of a favorite topic of the left's

around issues of health. That's where the longevity crowd is all liberal. And quite a turn off too. All kinds of things they're going to do. Predict flu outbreaks do all kinds of things they're gonna do You know Predict flu outbreaks and all kinds of shit Look up at the research on this thing in the mainstream media. It's been brutalized but in places like Wall Street Journal and Ten years ago they're saying okay, you've taken enough talent enough money and produced nothing What the fuck's up? years ago, they were saying, OK, you've taken enough talent, enough money and produced nothing.

What the fuck's up? We're at a point now where you've done more harm than good. Just the brain drain, the pool of talent removed from productive research. And it was after some of that press that I was asked to weigh in by mutual friends and told them unless they discovered getting off the carbs and off the couch, they weren't going to get shit. You're not going to make a difference when you have a population where 90% of your spend and 85 to 90% of your deaths are caused by the on the on the wrong side of our willful divide That is through these behavioral choices I

Is not gonna help you Unless it points to that I See I see it you you you and I have a mutual friend who I met hung out with at your house several times who's been in those secret calico meetings and where they all the smart people go up somewhere in northern California lock themselves in a room yeah that's not that oh that that's not no but I hope that shit's over I hope that shit's over. That sounded like that was corrupted by globalism and DEI and... We were at a gymnastics meeting.

Man went through past us that required everyone seated or standing to move for his presence. And I'm not going to tell the story. I would like to hear it. I'll tell you later. That's a real cool guy. This is very recently. This is this last weekend. Yeah. Good morning, coach. I started reading evolution of science last week. You're right. It will take a couple times. Thanks for the books. You're welcome. Thank you, Ken. We have a mutual friend it turned out, Ken. I heard that like an amazing coincidence, pool coincidence regarding you. What are you doing today? You're new port?

Yeah, I'm just it's so good. I'm just I've completely decompressed. I'm having I'm just so. Unfortunately, you know, when we left your house and we drove out here, Ari got really sick for 24 hours, um, threw up stomach ache and then he's better. And then last night around, I don't know, fourth, four o'clock in the afternoon, Haley's like, Oh,

I go, what she goes, something's wrong. She was throwing up all night. I hope it doesn't. I hope it's not one of those things. It's gonna go through everyone else. I don't want one of those. I haven't had one of those like in 20 years. Like, you know what I mean? Like some food poisoning shit. Yeah, there's a lot in the media about it. There is? Yeah. Yeah, so she's I checked on her this morning. I rubbed her back

till she fell asleep last night. But she was not good. I checked on this morning. She said she's better checked on her this morning I rubbed her back till she fell asleep last night But she was not good. I checked on this morning. She said she's better, but still fucked up and weak Does it have a name someone gave me a name that like started with an N or something or the norovirus See ya something like that. I Tried to help my wife with homework last night. It was three papers and three different classes all centered on diversity inclusion. I told her to do it herself. Jesus. Oh yeah, what is this? Is this the one? Norovirus.

Norovirus. norovirus yeah it looks like a bunch of articles are coming out about how it's kind of going around yeah right as Ari was coming to the end of it I was in the kitchen I gave him a big huge tablespoon of peanut butter and had him eat it and then I gave him a big tall glass of whole milk and he's like, you know

Before I even had him eat it. He was you know, I shouldn't be eating this I'm like, no, this is fun. Do this and 30 minutes later. It was all out on the bathroom floor It's like I told you they go Why won't hand sanitizers work? I like that. Probably have to buy them. Oh yeah, this is it. Signs of symptoms usually begin 12 to 48 hours after your first exposure.

Yeah, that's what it was. They were both acting weird. And then one to three days. You can continue to shed virus in your stool for several weeks after recovery The shedding can last weeks to months When is it contagious? From the moment they begin feeling ill Great oh you're fucked is that, did Riley have that Greg?

I don't remember. Remember when I first got to your house, she wasn't feeling so good. Put an onion in his socks. All right, done. That's what some of my sister would say. What? No one cares here. So there's nothing to remember.

No one what? Okay, no one cares. So there's nothing to remember. What happened? That's a crazy thought. All right. Thank you, Greg. Sorry about the delay this morning.

Oh, no tongue in the fart box. All right. I'll take a week off. That's too bad. God, I want to throw up. You guys, Greg's here. Be sophisticated. This is a very sophisticated show.

The scientist. You stay on the subject or have Stern on and I'll leave. That's Stern. The other guy Trump. Greg's event was a super spreader. That's for sure. I would turn every time Trump would come on Stern, I'm gone. And more than 30 seconds of fart man, I'm out of here. Heart fart man and Trump, I couldn't deal with it. When is the next get together? I really want to do something in that unbelievable gym

with the rotating pull-up bars. Oh, you're going to love this. So the, the, uh, can I share? Do we have time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got plenty of time. I was going to, I'm going to do, I'm going to send you a picture of the pull-up bar of the, uh, climbing holds that the nice guy, you should remember his name from Denise's gym is setting the route. his name from Denise's gym that's setting the route. I wanted, I, Brian, I am at some point, gonna figure out how to do some sort of event

there in the gym. So here's Seve and Matt is the design meeting. Just to give you a sense of the. Are you sending me a picture? Both of you. Oh, okay. And here's the text I get from the designer. It's like a desperate cry for help of the colors of the climbing holds. I sent you, I sent you the.

And then here's. Here's the actual climbing issue. Speaking of beautiful gym. Oh, you sent that to them to change the colors of the climb? No, no, no, no, she sent to me in the middle of the meeting picture of the meeting that Hey, you killing me here. And then here's the picture of the shit they wanted to put up. And I refer to his a chromophobe. I'm pushing it to you, Caleb. Okay.

I'll pull up this first one. This is the shit she's refusing to put on the wall. So that's the group. And let's see the next one. And you see the comment, we're over here on job site for a weekly meeting and looking at the wall climbing things, and they have green and hot pink, holy cow, that is going to kill our entire gym vibe.

Can we ask them to use only white, grey, navy, blue and black, pretty please? And of course, that's what we've done. But I, I think it's hilarious. I call her a chromophobe. She doesn't want the color. And my commitment is solely to functionality. So what the fuck do I care, right? Right, right. I'll yield to her, but it is funny to me. God.

That's killing the vibe, Greg, what the hell? Killing the vibe. So then the subject came up on the jujitsu mat too. Was it bright yellow or something? Well, we're going to have to I just center the the options and my guess is see, I'll show you this and I think you'll know what she's going to pick. Before you go, I got to ask you a question about a snatch, dumbbell snatch. Doesn't she have a name don't want to get accused of anything. Boys quiet down.

Hey, no fighting when people are listening. So I say she picks the gray mat for the jujitsu. Yeah. Which I get. Although someone could be driving a car and driving to a wall if it's all there aren't there aren't good colors. Yeah, if you've got a female chauffeur, you're fucked. God, I can't wait to see this place. Hey guys, guys, get your hand off his face. I will come over there and kick someone's ass. Ari, I know, I know.

We'll handle that later. Beat his ass. You guys want to fight? Go out on the other side of the sliding glass door, please. Thank you. Studios bustling with all sorts of people today I'll let you go Ari are you crazy I'm about to get their ass kicked you, Haley. Oh, mama's awake. Nice sweats. Okay,

Greg, here you go. Ready? Yeah. You're in the middle of a workout, and you're doing dumbbell snatches, and you put your hand on your knee when you snatch. You're doing single arm dumbbell snatches, you put your hand on the knees, that no rep? Yeah, you know, I mean, it's gonna end up pulling on a ring too, right? It's gonna end up what? Someone's gonna end up putting it setting up a ring with for the for the free hand. I'm not following. To pull on.

Oh, you mean like the whole like up here? Yeah. My thought is, is that the way I feel like I was saying if you're probably snatch with the right arm with the left hand, you'd pull on a ring and give assistance. Right. My feeling is, is in the workout, uh once you hopefully technically proficient at the moves that at the margins of your intensity there could be some inconsistencies. But I always thought range of motion was king.

Like same with doing burpees, right? Like hey, if you're doing 100 burpees for time, at some point all that matters is your chest is on the ground and you're standing. Oh good. You're having kid problems too good Yeah, my six kids Wait, there's only five at your house. I'm having trouble doing it again Martin Graham, I thought a dumbbell snatch meant to put my hand on the girl next to me's crotch. No, fair enough. Hey, you know that would remind me of it almost be like watching Froning Against Bailey and

Rich using his knee, you know? Yeah. I'm fine with that. I mean, you know, if someone says, hey, in my gym, we don't do that shit, I'm like, okay, in your gym, we won't do that shit. Right. If you're coaching it, like, I get it. Yeah, you're coaching it.

But someone's doing 100 burpees for time, and on their last 10, they're coaching it. Someone's doing 100 burpees for time and on their last 10, they're stepping up instead of, you know, jumping up. Yeah, how about pushing off the knees on the squats, on the zobottas? That 20 plus crowd, They're in that space. I've tried doing that and it just doesn't help me. I feel more tired. Oh, you're cheating wrong, Caleb. Apparently. I'm also six feet tall, so it takes a long time to get down there. All right. All right. Thank you.

Do you have a favorite arm movement on the squat? Probably. I probably, I think I keep my hands like this. Like almost in the front like this. I think that's what I do. Actually, like a gorilla. Sakamoto had a breast strokey kind of out to the side movement up. It was pretty effective at look.

Yeah, it was cool. I understand that. Workable, I've used that. All right, bye, Enjoy your day, everyone. Alright, thanks Greg. I'll talk to you later. Okay. See you, Greg. Alright, Caleb, I have one more thing for you. This is going to put a lot of tension in the relationship, I think.

This one's going to test the limits of our this one's gonna test the limits of our friendship let me see it's a the Apple News article I'm going to go ahead and see if I can. Apple news article. See if I can. Saw this I was just so frustrated I saw this me see if I can pull this up. Share screen entire screen see like. Let me see if I can... Very jokes on you, it's underneath this hoodie. He's doubled up. Doubled up. You guys have made him feel insecure about his Lesbrou sweatshirt,

so he's put on camo over it. That's right. It's also just extremely cold here, so... So this is from some magazine I never heard of called Slate Magazine. All right. And you send in for advice on shit. Oh God, okay. I think we're gonna, I don't know. I think at the end maybe we'll agree.

Okay. Dear how to do it, my husband and I are in our 40s and monogamous and have been happily married for almost 15 years. We're deeply in love. We're both neurodivergent. That's a bad sign when you open with that. I don't even know what what I think that just means like

that's your autistic or retarded. I thought I just meant your fat and you're blaming your obesity for something. But okay. Don't think I've ever probably that do in the adaptive game, whatever. That's just whatever nerve you're in the adaptive division. And we get each other better than anyone else in the world, but we still have occasional stupid fights and communication problems I'd appreciate some help with this one. My husband's favorite sex position has always been doggy style Which I can take or leave but still indulge him frequently Already, I hate her. Yeah, that sucks

But let's go on the problem is all the things that make it better for me also make it less enjoyable for him being either face down but up on my knees with my torso near vertical in front of them or alternating between the two rather than on all fours with my torso horizontal or wearing a sexy bra on all fours. Okay. I don't need it all. Just shut up with your sexy bra shit. I have natural f cups. Jesus fuck. And as the years have gone by I hate the way they look and feel and dear God sound I Hate her. I hate her already. I'm just It's like someone bitching that they have a Ferrari, you know what I mean that they have like the

2023 Ferrari it's like you have a 2023 Ferrari to more and more especially in our bedroom which has multiple mirrors. So she's on all four and she doesn't like and just you could just imagine these giant F's just dangling right? Yeah. I'm into it. I'm like yeah I get this guy's like I get this I get this. I've tried to explain to him I've tried to explain this to him but when he he asked if it hurts my boobs, I stupidly and honestly said no It's more so it's just grotesque Makes me feel old and gives me anxiety about causing further sagging Okay, he's only gonna be there for two minutes Okay. He's only going to be there for two minutes. You haven't had a marathon before?

You're just like an hour. He he no he thinks he can come. He thinks he can completely erase this by assuring me how gorgeous and sexy he thinks they are and how much he loves to see them bouncing. Bingo. Okay. You get it, right? You get his inches, right?

Every time he hits it, those things are just all over the place. He sees them like swinging to the side. They're just everywhere. You know, it's like, it's feedback for your work. Right. Not my thing, but I understand. Sorry, but no, I appreciate this feeling, but they don't cancel out my own. Yes, they do.

Yours aren't even feelings. Yours is a pathology. Yours is just insanity. You can turn your shit off. That's true. They're my boobs. Yeah, sure. They are. And regrettably, they do not bounce in this position nearly so much as dangle swing and slap. Yeah Like dude, it's your only quality left that he's like what the fuck is going on is this chick fat? Come on, Stanley. Don't ruin it, but I'll tell you yes. She's morbidly obese

You have f-cup you're morbidly obese, but that's, don't ruin it, but I'll tell you. Yes, she's morbidly obese. If you have F-Cup, you're morbidly obese. But don't ruin the story. I finally reached the point where I decided I don't want to do it the way he wants anymore, bra-less and on all fours. What does it matter to her? He's not... Whatever. He's being a giant whiny baby about this. Hey, my thing is then just put her on top

and just let them just like bounce around in front of you. Yeah, that's pretty cool too. Yeah. See, so you do like the bouncing around part. I don't, yes, I do. It's the F titties I have a problem with. Oh, okay. All right.

Make him any size you want. He's being a giant whiny baby about this to the point where he has several times just not had sex with me and he can't have it his way. Well, he's gay. Literally taking his balls and going home, except he's already home. Please tell him I'm being reasonable here and he needs to suck it up. I think he does need to suck it up because there's so many other ways you could you could have sex. I don't. I knew we were gonna I knew we were gonna have a problem here. And everyone agrees that everyone in the comments agrees that I think with her that like, hey, I couldn't even understand the response. I don't even know what this Rich and Jessica talk is. This guy, it's like a council of people talking. Yeah, sounds like they just read this thing and then they talk about it and and then they make an article I had 32 F and I'm tiny it was extremely uncomfortable

but yes I will shut it oh no you got rid of them oh no dude but let's be I mean she is so small. But wait a second. Were they fake 32 F or you're saying you had real 32 F? Oh, there we go. You had a breast reduction? Genetic, but I got them cut off two months ago. Wow.

My God. What are they now? No, Barry, but I wish She couldn't see and here's the other I couldn't couldn't run and do dubs I so what so what That's that's still pretty pretty nice pretty good size So what no not so what? Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know, man, if they're that big and they're just like, that's no,

when I see that, I feel I, I see that as uncomfortable. That's not to be comfortable. So what? They sagged perfect that's that's exactly great level. Oh, yeah, I can't imagine that's got to be so painful I want when you're in the plank position your nipples are touching the ground. I'm good to go Oh way. Thank you, Sandy. Y'all are dumb. Saggy tits are not sexy.

Oh, you're at, listen, dude, you're at, god. I can't, I just can't, I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm 80, this chick just, I'm 85% sure she's being reasonable and he needs to find a way to suck it up. Oh My god, yeah, oh God damn it. This is this is turned into a nightmare scenario. Yes, see we're all on the same page here, and I appreciate that. Because nobody ever believes me. No, we are not all on the same page.

Everybody but you. There's gay guys in the chat and there's straight guys in the chat. 99.99% on my side. There's no... Sorry, we're not... 99.99% on my side. There's no Sorry, we're not it's the tyranny we were not gonna that we're in a republic not a democracy we're not gonna let the tyranny of the Masses hey, it's it's true See ask Seema. I bet she I bet she feels like dear women if you would like to be free

And have your body accepted come to my house text H dear women if you would like to be free And have your body accepted come to my house text hailey see if you can enter Enter the domain of love and acceptance of the female form. Oh, call her. Hi. Whereas I Go ahead caller Caller Great Uh, i'm gonna be selective in my house, okay? So thank you. Thank you.

Just want to be loved and accepted. Just go to someone's house. If you want the best of the best, come to my house. I'm on an island. Yeah. With all your wives. You're right. I am on an island with all your wives. This is, this is nuts.

I'm going to discriminate against boobs, Steven. So you agree with the retard, the vast majority of you, including Caleb, agree with the retarded man and woman, with the retarded woman, the neurodivergent woman. Degree with the retarded man and woman with the retarded woman the neurodivergent woman. Yep. I agree with the retarded woman she She got to get him reduced cuz that shit's crazy. Oh My god Does that go here's the other thing though? If she if she gets them reduced and she's willing to just fuck all the time now that she feels better about it

Isn't that a win? all the time now that she feels better about it isn't that a win he should turn her around and just plug the front hole more that yeah like just missionary all the time no just straight in the in the school. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, that's yeah, I don't like this position. How about this one? Oh, this is crazy too. How about women who tighten up the roast beef with surgery insanity? That is pretty crazy And I feel I feel conflicted about david agreeing with me, but i'll take it That's just Bat shit crazy. That's your dude has a tiny dong. Uh, map lady, big boobs get in the way of a rower ski. They dangle while you buy.

What do you mean get in the way? They pop up. I would trade my boobs for a flat stomach. You're like 130 pounds. You got nothing to get in the way. This is freaking shit all over the place. It's like when your nuts get in the way when you're rowing, you got to like pull them out all the time. It's like that. Yeah, you're right. Never I would never have them removed.

But you know that that's annoying. Oh, my God, even pool boy. I thought pool boy had the deep love of the female form like I did. This is insane. Yeah, he loves a female form that is a beautiful female form. Your arms scrape the side of your boobs, your arms come up together and squish them

when you lean forward. I know I love that part. I love it when you guys are dealing with that. It's just like to watch women suffer, huh? I love all that. Not the suffering part. I just like to see him get bumped around and move around undulate. Yeah, that's my man of the sea.

I'm a man like old man in the sea. You're on your last dying trip to kill. This is wild. I thought for sure. I thought I don't know my audience. I parted ways with my audience. Yeah. Well It's a new world order. We agree on Jan six, but not uh, The female form Oh my god heat rash put some ky on it That is not going to solve your heat rash. Yeah, but there's there's deal with it. There's stuff for that. In the middle of something high. Thank you.

Even see Seema said you lost me once you said unsporty Beth had nice boobs. Yep. As soon as that happened, I knew we're going to have some problems. Yeah, let's see how is Sporty Beth doing? I don't know. I'm blocked. Do you think that she saw my post? I hope so.

I do want to talk about this real quick. You said you probably stick your penis between the flaps of your top skin and assume their boobs while yelling out female Jesus crime any. You see what kind of D. You see what kind of... It's so deep. Let me see what kind of... Oh yeah, I wish I had that. See what kind of comments I have on here. This is a very popular post.

It's... Yeah, it is. It's probably the most traction you've gotten in a while. By the way, there's so many more of those that I wish other people would post. There's some crazy ones floating around in text threads. Some crazy ones. Yes, there are. I don't think it's cool when people make brothers and sisters kiss.

Oh, really? How about this? Listen to this. How about British weightlifting? This is if you want to work at British weightlifting, have you guys seen this? This is how they give coaching scholarships awarded the funding. This is for British weightlifting. You can see this on their Instagram.

The funding is targeted towards individuals motivated to become a coach. So to start British weightlifting club or support a club they are that they're already working with or who are already coaching and want to progress and expand their knowledge and skills in order to engage with a wider audience. We welcome applicants from individuals who fit into one or more of the following categories. Females. Retarded people. Ages 16 to 25. Black, Mexicans, Asians, and Native Americans. Indians.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Applicants from disadvantaged, low socioeconomic areas. Tyler Watkins. Applicants that support girls who like other girls, boys who like other boys, boys and girls who swing both ways, boys who dress like girls, girls who dress like boys, and pedophiles. That's what the plus is. Applicants who are refugees or asylum seekers. That's illegal aliens. Applicants who regularly volunteer at a British weightlifting affiliated club, partner gym,

or partner something. Basically, dude, it's every... Oh, did I say blacks and Mexicans? Sorry if I forgot you. Basically, everyone except Caleb. Unbelievable. I do a lot for this. Why don't they just say that? We will accept everyone except white men. White healthy men. Cop stompers. Oh, shut up. That is crazy. David Weed made a comment in here? No, in here?

No, it was Jeremy commented about David Weed. You scroll up. It is, it is, this is what has happened over in the UK? This is crazy Okay, then I want to talk about this workout if you're gonna do this workout I did this workout It's a ten burpees 15 heavy rope single unders 20 snatches Two minutes rest seven rounds in hindsight

The seventh round was hard for me, um But uh If I would have had a 35 pound dumbbell I I would have used it and definitely needed a heavier dumbbell And probably needed 20 heavy rope single unders. Oh, that's your heavy rope Yeah uh I just got it on amazon. I'm just look because I don't have I don't have access to a gym and I don't want to go anywhere. Yeah.

So I'm just using... Sarah brought me those dumbbells. Nice. It's really cool over... yeah. I saw the video of kids dragging it through the sand. That was cool. Yeah, I did that two days ago. But anyway. How are those no reps? Shut your face dude. I move like an angel. No the dumbbell- shut the fuck up Mason. That was a- what the fuck are you guys talking about? What did you- how about- okay give me some feedback. What do you think you guys talking about?

Okay, give me some feedback. What do you think's wrong with this? What do you think's wrong with my dumbbell snatch? Looks like the same rope from the Gains box. Yeah, it is kind of like that. I just got it on Amazon for like six bucks. Yeah, someone moves like Froning. Yeah. I was a little, you know what is crazy? I'm a little disappointed that I put my hands behind my head after I saw that the future, that the fourth round right here, by the way why I Just wish I would have clapped on top. I started after I after I played that video during my rest and watched it And I think my shoulder was a little weak this morning, I don't know if I should Try I want to use the heavier. What's wrong with the snatch. What are you talking about?

Oh, that's not even a hand on a knee. You guys are retarded. You're saying cause I'm not pulling it up like a snatch. I mean, I know I'm doing a curl to snatch, but it's for speed and it's 25 pounds. What are you guys talking about? Fine. And that hand on the knee is nothing. That's not even a hand on Nia. That's the first time I've seen that. It's beautiful I know that is true that's a wimpy hand

touch behind the neck clap over the head and full at full extension I could Douches. Elbow. That's not true. Elbow is never soft. Yeah, long johns at the beach. Those are actually born primitive sweats, but I eventually took those off. Yesterday, I asked my wife, can I just take these off and be on the beach in my long johns? She said sure. Neither her or proof of proof. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm those are actually born primitive sweats, but I eventually took those off yesterday. Asked my wife, can I just take these off and be on the beach in my long john? She said, sure. And these are her approval. And then I played frisbee with the boys on the beach for probably two hours yesterday. I'm wearing these are keeping me warm in the RV born primitive sweatpants. Oh, sweatpants. Born primitive sweat sweatpants And you normally wear a suit and tie Yeah, usually big suit and tie guy for the podcast. Yeah It um, let me see what else I got

This is probably important this is gonna take a second, but you guys all need to hear this I don't agree with everything this guy says, but this is important. You hear this untold story of polio. Here we go. Hey everybody. Dr. Baker here. Listen, I have to do this video about once or twice a year because you still think that polio is actually a big deal. You still think that somehow we need to vaccinate for polio or your friends will say things like, Oh, I don't vaccinate for everything. Only the big ones. And you're like, what's the big one? And they're like, oh, you know, like polio.

No, I didn't know like polio because polio is not really that big a deal. So let's get this straight. In 1952, your chances of getting polio while polio, not from the vaccine they gave you, was 0.037%. That means you take all the polio cases divided by the population, which is the only way you can do it, and you had a 0.037% chance of getting polio before the vaccine ever came out.

Now the vaccine comes out, saved the world, right? We gotta realize that polio is a fecal oral disease, so you have to get in your mouth. Shit in your mouth. Weird. Happens right through contamination, People don't wash their hands, whatever, which is why polio went down. People started washing their hands. I don't necessarily agree with that, but that's a pretty common theory. Might want to look at the graphs there. Thinking about this, wild polio only 1%. How many? 1% of the time actually created long-term paralysis, 4 to

5% of the time, it created symptoms like headaches, sore throat, vomiting, diarrhea, et cetera. Oh, you got a virus like your body's fighting something. Duh. And then about 94% of the time, 94 to 95%, it was subclinical, meaning you didn't even realize you even had it. But of course they had to come along and make a vaccination for it. So the vaccine was an oral vaccine because that's the only thing that makes sense, right? Cause that's how you get it. So let's give you a little bit of it in your mouth

and then you should be protected. Well, what happened was it actually created a lot more problems. So when you look back and you see things like the iron lung and all these kids that are paralyzed, that was from the vaccine. But they didn't tell your grandpa that, which is why grandpa's like, well, my friend, Billy, way back in the day, and I sat next to a third grade, he

had polio and you don't want to get polio. He's really bad. You're okay. You got to get vaccinated with polio. That was a lot of sand. I think. But anyway, so they discontinued that vaccine in 1999 because it was causing so much, but they call non polio acute flaccid paralysis. People are getting paralyzed, but we don't want to call it polio because that would mean what we're doing is a problem. So they switched to injecting it into your arm. Now here's the thing polio was officially eradicated in the United States in 1979 and in the Western hemisphere in 1994. So then why are they still giving kids a polio vaccination at two months, four months, six to 18 months, and again, at six years old,

why would you give me four polio vaccines? Well, I don't, I don't forget it. The polio vaccine, that's cause they baked it into other vaccines. There was like four or five things in one needle convenient for mom and the doctor. You can just slip it all in at once. By the way, don't forget the doctor gets paid for all four or five, six of those that are in that one needle separately. So ultimately, if you look at there's actually, if you look it up, by the way, all this stuff I'm talking about is on project 180. So if you're still wondering what project 180 is, there's going to be a video coming out tomorrow on what is Project 180.

How do I? Another smart person's take. Jesus. Jesus. It had to be said, think of it as just a PSA. You could have gone to the bathroom. It had to be said. Oops.

I don't know. All right, take that off my list of things to share with you guys. What is this? Oh. Oh man. I don't really know if I wanna do this bit. I'll do, I'll do. When I want to do this bit.

When I was going to do this bit, I was pretty fired up, but I'll do it mellow now. Afternoon session with my sister following the proven CrossFit Games Open program. Shout out to LSKD and to all the people who are going to sign up for the Open this year. Please sign up for the open. I Know it's not popular for CrossFit Games athletes. I'm reading off of a cheese post I know it's not popular for CrossFit Games athletes to do anything other than complain about CrossFit But it is important we all promote the open this year Remember other organizations like highox have one stupid workout, atrocious judging, shit prize purses, and horrible media. Be thankful we have the open. Thank you, Dave.

Thank you, Don. Thank you, Jenna, for promoting or doing the open again this year. We know the affiliates are the core of the CrossFit program and that the games is just the balloons at the party. Love to you too. Pretty good, right? That was not how I was planning on doing this. Thank you to you. No, it was good though. was planning on doing this. Thank you Tia. No, it was good though. Her body looks great doesn't it? Yeah. Her sister still has her boobs. She needs to work out harder.

I thought you wanted big saggy titties. I like all them titties. I like all the titties. Don't get it. But hyrax Don't get it. But hyrax doesn't kill anybody Hmm Imagine if that were like a legit argument like you wouldn't do any of the shit that killed people Yeah, I'm not gonna race in Formula One because you know driving Fast kills people. I'm not going to go outside because it kills people.

Thank you, Seve, for promising to do his first open. Hey, dude, let's not count our eggs before the chickens are hatched. Chickens before the eggs? Yeah, let's not get carried away, dude. There is... Yeah. Yeah, let's not get carried away, dude. There's, yeah, the whole time I'm just going to be like, I'm 500 bucks away from not having to do this. I can just pay the 500 bucks and not do it. How is every game, if I was a games athlete,

I would just be non-stop pumping the fucking open By the way, you can register for you. Oh, let me see. Um, oh There you go. I was gonna switch us. There it is guys. There's a QR code sign up for the open I won't have sex with a horse because it killed a man once Yeah, sign up for open. There it is. Caleb's pointing to it. Big ol set of fucking F titties. She's in the doggy style position. You're just hammering her. Those things are slapping her in the face, just jingling around all the sides. You don't have appreciation for that? No, not really a huge fan of that. It's not my...

Not really my thing. She's on top, you have Game of Thrones on, you're sipping some whiskey, she's just pogo-sticking on the cocktits, or just all over the place. That doesn't do nothing for you no all right I need a button that says gay oh wow look you have somebody who agrees with you. This is making me sad that I mosquito bites. No those are fine too. Those do that.

Caleb loves you. Yeah. Who agrees with me? Who will appreciate mosquito bites? Who agrees with me? A little, a little rocking and yeah, we're covering waza this weekend. I think so. Here's the thing.

I'm the Dylan, the tier we are covering tier water. Palooza. Tear water. Palooza. They provide tear water. Palooza. Yeah. You didn't recognize it because you didn't say tear. That's right

I'm we're supporting we're supporting tear water pelusa and I Don't know if supporting is the right word. We'll see I'm excited. I think I'm excited to see Brian friends doing in charge of the media this year His is hands full. It's gonna be fucking tough. It's gonna be a lot of work I do not think I would have taken that task on. That's pretty impressive. And I'll be watching every morning and then throughout the day coming out with John Young and I'm trying to get the whole the whole policy to do it. I have an idea. Can you guys give me space? I know you love me, but take space, please

The problem is is this I'm here in the kitchen and I don't know how I'm gonna do it with all my family around my mother-in-law's coming to town I don't know how it's gonna be weird. Hmm The show is normally not weird and so I'm a little concerned that it's gonna affect the brand value of this show little concern that it's gonna affect the brand value of this show. Maybe we can have some guest appearances from your in-laws. Dude, what are you talking about? I don't want to say this because it doesn't matter if you have little mosquito titties, but those big titties that like are doing their own thing. Do you know what I mean?

Like they're not even moving to get, like, you know what I mean? Like they're like, you know, you don't want a wave comes to shore and it comes back out and it hits the wave coming in, it's just a mess and chaos. Yes. That's what you want. Yeah. You want it to like, they're like, like they're doing diagonal and up and down. You just want it. So they're just all over the place. That's that's the Yeah, you get it standing Well, but everyone and everyone and if you're on your back every once in a while

You just reach up and hold them to reset them. Like if they get too crazy and shit, you just grab them and reset them You know what I mean you see that care yeah I could see that yeah hurricane titties thank you oh my god I love those shows the the the PBS shows where the African ladies were naked I loved that shit as a kid Completely filled my spank bank before I was 13. I don't even know what that is They would just show these shows, you know, like like I'm in an African tribe I'm the first westerner to be here and it just be all these naked black chicks. I love that shit Get skinned like the softest smoothest darkest black skin everywhere titties everywhere. I love that stuff. Yeah, I totally I yeah, the National Geographic magazine, I would dog ear the page that had

the naked chicks in it. They got those banana titties. Banana titties? Yeah, you know what I mean? They're like ski slopes or like, like, like pointy, like banana titties. You know what I mean? Never seen banana titties. Yeah, you know what I mean? They're like ski slopes or like like like pointy like banana titties No, I mean never seen banana titties That's insane Like the end of the banana where the little black thing is at the end yeah, I'm imagining Yeah, I'm imagining.

Okay, so we promoted the open. Tia is promoting the open. That's really cool of her. We did the Jan 6 bit. I mean the Patrick Lang bit. Oh, here, here's something. This is gonna fucking blow you away. What is wrong with these? How the fuck do these people get elected? This is the mayor of Philadelphia. Wait, this is the this is the leadership in Philadelphia. Philadelphia is home of a football team called the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles. Let me hear you all say E-L-G-L-E-S Eagles!

Let's go birds! Let me hear you all say E-L-G-L-E-S, Egos! Let's go birds! Let me hear you all say, E-L-G-L-E-S, Egos! Wait, I gotta hear that guy in the back, does he spell it right? Let me hear you all say,

E-L-G-L-E-S, Egos! Oh, the guy in the back's spelling it right. The guy in the back spelling it right the guy in the back spelling it right but her Everybody else is spelling it right. I will say they do say Eggles like I thought that was like a thing like they call themselves Eggles the Eggles. Oh god. I hope I hope that's right. I hope I'm just like I hope I'm wrong Oh god, I hope I hope that's right. I hope I'm just like I hope I'm wrong No, they definitely she definitely fucked that up. She did. Yeah big time. I would love to be wrong You would make me have so much more faith in humanity Now she's drunk She's very wrong

That's bad But by the way Philly has got to be the biggest shithole in the country. It's the worst people. It's like that in Baltimore. Yeah. My wife and I went up there one time to watch a Nationals game. It was sketchy, man. Yeah, Philly is sketchy. It's dangerous. It is dangerous.

The only place that was like remotely. They truly hate. They hate white people there. Hate you. Oh really? At least that's that's if that's the sense I got. It's not a good place to be white. We didn't care for it.

They didn't like hate us. We went to the art museum and then that went to the Rocky, like the Rocky statue and there's like a line or like down the street for the Rocky statue. It's pretty crazy. Like just the statue itself. Like nobody was there. Just it was just that statue. Didn't they take that statue down? No, it's still there. Didn't they take that statue down? No, it's still there Oh

Oh, oh just got a pretty weird text what Speaking of Baltimore, I started the wire last night. I've only ever gotten like a couple episodes in and I wasn't really even paying attention, so I started it over yesterday. It's good. Oh, when is 25? Sorry, say that again. I just got this gnarly text. Say that again. No, I was just talking. I started watching The Wire yesterday. Oh, it's good, right? Yeah. Usually I only get like a couple episodes in and I'm not paying attention, but since I have literally nothing better to do, that's what I've been watching. It's good.

What was Philly's vote? Can you see what Phil how Philly voted in the election? Yeah Trump Kamala split the city of Philly Philly Nelly But excuse me. I'm sending you a text you and Susan text right now. Houston, we have a problem. Oh, I can't do that. We can't do that. No, I can't do that. No, I can't do that. No.

No. Yeah. Oh, no. Wait. Let me. Oh, boy. Oh, they voted. Can you do you do you have easy access to behind the scenes part two from the games this year. You could text me a link to that yeah thank you Haley I can take the boys out of the house if you don't want to make him breakfast and take him over to Dory's to eat breakfast you guys want to go to Dory's that way mama doesn't have to cook right now oh okay you can make them yeah do it. We can do

both we can go to Doris Anne you can make eggs but I just give mom a break plus what if mama's disease is contagious and she gives it to you? I love seeing you work in the kitchen brawlers by the way. I don't care that you don't have F's. You're not gonna get a breast reduction are you? You're not gonna get a breast reduction are you? I You're not going to get a breast reduction, are you? I don't know. The crowd made me paranoid. Oh, good.

All right. Last space, please. Yeah. No. No. Go get dressed. I just sent it to you. Oh, okay.

Thank you. That's going to be my response. Yeah. Just send that back. And then I'm gonna say Houston, we have a problem. Philadelphia voted blue, by the way. Of course they did What by what margin? Significant.

That's one of the few that, you know, I mean, they just, this, I'll never forget the two times I was there, both times someone fucking attacked me because I was verbally attacked me because I was white. I don't even pass as white. I'm like more bin Laden than white. Really? Yeah. That's happened to me in Berkeley too. In Berkeley and San Francisco.

Berkeley a couple of times. Actually in Santa Barbara, someone, yeah. That shit's weird. I was definitely carrying when I was there though. Not that anybody would notice, but I was not taking any risks. I'm definitely not white. Yeah. Yeah. I think most people white. Yeah. Yeah.

I think most people who listen to this show are white supremacists and they just listen to the show to kind of check their mark that they're not what they're in denial. They're white supremacists. They can be like, well, we watch an Arab. Our favorite podcast is Arab. I should change the name to the Mohammed podcast. The Mohammed. Well, yeah, I'm more Mohammed than I am smith. Yeah, totally totally fair

I'll take it See like these kind of racial slurs aren't cool these kind of racial attacks white in the pants Not yeah, that's that's fucked up. I know what that means Yeah Well, you could be as white in the pants. Not- Yeah, that's fucked up. I know what that means. Yeah. Well, you could be Asian in the pants. You're still, it's kind of average. I was, so I'm going to tell you a little story about the behind the scenes. There was an event, there was an event with the hammer, there was an event with a sledgehammer and a big tire.

And the athletes got to test that event before they did it. So they brought them all inside the stadium at Dickies and it was just the athletes and Then like Dave and Chuck and Todd and Jason McDonald, a handful of internal media, the fucking woke cut crew, the ones that the pedos homophobes and racists, you know, the ones that hate the blacks that think blacks are inferior. That media crew was there. And then let's say 20 other spectators of some sort. You know what I mean? Like maybe, oh, I think maybe the judges were there who were going to judge that event.

Right. When I talk that hissing sound you hear is the state gurgling over there. My wife's making and um, isn't it weird? The mic picks that up. You can tell whenever she's making a state, you hear that right? That shh. Yes. Start talking. it pops up, but otherwise it's gone and so we're so so Jenna Hawke the chief marketing officer at the time was really fucking cool, and they gave me access they let me in there

Sure, I was the only external media allowed in there And you have to think like there you know it's a weird relationship with me some people are like he's an asshole Some people are like dude he puts out tons of free content and like does whatever you know supports CrossFit right so it's weird but Jenna's cool as shit and she's like okay go in there but they give me a chaperone i can't remember who it was it was someone i knew she was attractive god who was it was an asian chick who the fuck was my chaperone She was attractive. God who was it was an Asian chick who the fuck was my chaperone But I have a chaperone so I go into the stadium and it's me with a chaperone and

You know call me a fucking narcissist But when I walk in like half the place knows I walked in like oh shit. He's here, right, right? Fucking the midget Osama bin Laden with three cameras dangling off him So I go in there and everyone's on the floor, all the internal, the racist media crews on the floor filming all the white privileged athletes, right? So I go on the floor to film those athletes too, while they're testing the workouts. I'm getting candid conversations between Dave saying, hey, we should make them hold the sledgehammer like this. Chuck's pushing back and saying no

It should be like this and i'm getting all that behind the scenes shit I'm interviewing pat and fakowski and i'm just talking to everyone travis mayor. I'm talking to everyone, you know, I got uh, I interviewed luca there Right lazer lazer lazer jukic This is the only podcast that keeps him remembering and by the way, everyone else has forgotten them Disgusting Memory will live strong here. Yeah, and And Adrian Bosman walks up to me So Dave's there Chuck's everyone's fucking there, dude

And Adrian walks up to me and goes hey, you can't be here. You have to get on this other side of the fucking fence You'll see it you'll see it in the behind the scenes Really and I realize at that point And I and Adrian are very good friends. Yeah. And I realized at that point that every single fucking year that I've done the behind the scenes since Adrian started working there, I don't know when Adrian started working for HQ but years after me, Every year that he's had authority

at some point this motherfucker flexes on me. Really? And I start having a flashback of all the fucking times he's flexed on me. There's all I'm doing is promoting his event. There's already fucking you'll see it in my footage. There's already other camera operators there photographers there Dave's there Jenna's there dawn falls there everyone there. No one's saying shit to me Right this motherfucker walks right over to me and is like hey you got to stay on that side I think he's joking at first and then I realized he's not Really I was gonna say I would imagine that's like a ha ha good one. No, um, Adrian's not a liberal at all Not even close. I mean he's from Canada

No, I'm like I'm like friends friends with Adrian Yeah, I mean you guys have been around maybe not after this bit He's coming on the show tomorrow morning, I'm going to ask him. Yeah. I'm going to ask him tomorrow morning and be like, Hey dude, why are you always flexing every year? Why are you flexing? Like who cares? No one else cared.

Why'd you care? So you know what I did? The, and you can see in the behind the scenes, that's what's so cool. It's in episode two. I, as soon as he leaves, he left, right? And as soon as he leaves he left right And as soon as he left I just jumped back over the fence and went back out on the floor with everyone else Of course all their media here. Yeah And I and and no one else says anything to me

Uh canadians make us liberals look like uh, uh makes our liberals look like. Yeah, US liberals. Yeah, that's a good point. That's so petty. Bernie Gannon, you think you were friends. Yeah, it was. And it's unfair. It's unfair because I like, I don't expect everyone to be as cool as me, but I bend over backwards to make people feel comfortable and to help people get what they want. Like I'm a people pleaser. You know what I mean?

Like I'm like, let them D F Titty swing in to and fro. What if she doesn't like the F titties? Fuck her. Then you're not a people pleaser. Caleb, stop doing the algebra. You can have whatever you want. Just don't get my shot. Let me ask you a question. How does that make sense that I'm doing a live podcast and you think it's appropriate

to come over and talk to me like about just random, just nonsense? Oh, good point. Cause you're my dad. We'll fix that. It's like yesterday Lance talking about him going up to his dad while he's feeding the shit out of somebody in the ring. Hey dad, can I get some chips for lunch? And he's like just fucking mauling on a guy and it's like, yeah kid, go get him there

in the locker room listen outside of me getting a good glimpse at a set of titties i'm a people pleaser i'm not jesus i am oh look at holy balls look at my listen go buy holy balls they're not even sponsoring this anymore my kids can't stop eating them they love this shit oh yeah i would it in your shot, but eat a lot of protein too. Please eat a lot of eggs. Don't eat more than one. Joey's making breakfast. Joey's your little brother and he makes breakfast. Anyway, it just annoyed the shit out of me when I saw that in the behind the scenes again

yesterday, by the way, Patrick Rios did an amazing job. I mean, it's pretty insane yeah like like just keeps getting better like just a fucking amazing job it's it's um it's so good I'll show you guys oh I could even show you guys that little part. I could, um. Let me see. This is, uh. You know what I'm going to do? Maybe I'm going to leave this thing behind the paywall all year.

Maybe I'm never even going to set this thing free. No. I don't know. Fuck it. Fuck it. Yeah. This is a Lazar Djukic, uh, memory thing at the end. This thing is so good. Hey, listen, I'm watching this yesterday on my phone. My kids across the room, I have it in my ears.

They can't see it or hear it. My son Joseph goes, and I wasn't, but this is how I connected with my kids. He goes, are you crying? I hadn't made a sound I wasn't crying but like obviously I was like he could feel the emotion coming off. Yeah I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a I feel like that's what was missing last couple of years. I never got to be around you in the warm up area and behind the scenes. Super nice to meet you. Thank you. Thank you.

I like you guys. I don't like you guys. I don't like Jonny. She get that? Yep. I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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the the the the Holy shit. That was more emotional the second time. That was really good. So say that again. It's really good. Yeah, a Rios is such a beast. Yeah. Amanda Doyle. Congrats on the baby. If you were him, could you think of any good reasons?

Any good reasons to make you stand behind the line? You know, that's a fucking great question. If you were him, could you think of any good reasons, any good reasons to make you stand behind the line? You know, that's a fucking great question. The only thing I could think of is that someone asked him to ask me. But I think I asked him that. I said, hey, did someone tell you to say that? He's like, no. And it's like, let's say I was the most senior camera person there. I was the most senior journalist there. I'd been doing it twice as long as anyone who had fucking been there.

I'd work with those athletes twice as much as anyone who had been there. I'd work with the staff twice as long as anyone had been there. The only reason why would be to big dick me. There can be no other fucking reason. I would love to know. Yeah, yeah. Lazer was crazy charismatic. He was so cool. It should have been someone else who died.

Like someone that was quiet that no one knew. Oops. Alright. Not the fucking European champ who is crazy. Should have been it should have been someone else who died like someone that was quiet that no one knew oops all right Not the fucking European champ who is cool as shit and acted like a brother big brother to everyone Yeah telling you to stand behind that line in that situation is so arbitrary too like it's not anybody's doing it's it's purely a briefing for everybody to just pay attention and be taught how to do the movements, whatever. It's not like you're getting in the way of anybody. You're not. There's no competition occurring at all. It's

look, I'll show you. I'll show you really quick. I'll just show you a little bit of it. Hold on, Amanda. I'll come back in one second. Let me just show you so you guys can get a little peek of what the actual venue looked like. So, what was funny is, so this shot here, this is when I first came in, I was getting the establishing shots, right? So, I'm getting the wide shot, right?

And those are all across from me sitting in that big bunch are all the athletes. Yeah. Where there's where the arrow is. And then over here, this is all the judges, I think, or these were all the coaches or something. This is I think these were all the coaches. So on the right were the coaches. And on the left, these are all the athletes and the judges. And then on the floor down here is like Eric O'Connor, Jason McDonald, shit like that, right? And so I walk over here and they got my little chaperone with me too and then um so they're getting their briefing. I'm walking around, get my seven shots. Okay, so there's so now I'm on the floor, right? There's Luca right there, right? Luca Jukic. now I'm on the floor right there's Luca right there right Luca Jukic

practicing right okay and then um and I chat with Luca a bit who's great there's I think that's Sam Quant or something so I'm just over there and then and then and then this is this is where Adrian kicks me off um can I ask you a question? And now I'm behind the fence. See? Now they won't let me get any closer. Meanwhile... Let me see. You see people... Look at where this camera fucking jackass is standing. Right here. I would have never stood over there. Who the fuck is this dude in the blue right here? Like why are those people on the floor and I wouldn't have access? I'm actually bringing stuff to the people.

I'm actually adding fucking value. And then he leaves, right? Oh, this is a great scene too. By the way, this is a great scene for anyone who doesn't think that Dave doesn't take feedback. I just heckle you. Yeah, that's fine. So basically, then all these guys leave and Dave and Chuck and Todd and Jason McDonald talk about it. That's a no-reverse. It's not a no-reverse. Hold on, hold on.

You just said yes. You said yes. Oh, it's so good. They get into it here. It's so good. They ass-pound Dave a little bit. But I walk back on the floor. Like, fuck you. Yeah.

Fucking stay back there. Fucking working. How can you watch that and have any respect for people like cuck richie who tried to make? Lawsers death about himself That means but okay, I agree anything you say with cuck richie I'm fine with Thing is a cup for the toothpaste he uses how he stands just use whatever you say, I agree He's a cup for the toothpaste he uses how he stands just use whatever you say. I agree Someone how do you feel about kill Taylor ending? How do you feel about Taylor ending kill Taylor bear ass? I Don't even understand the question he showed his ass right when it was show was ending

you mean like is but like He should have shown his dick or like, I don't understand. Like shouldn't have shown his bare ass. I don't, I don't know what it, I don't even, I don't understand. How do I, it's like, how do I feel about today's weather? I mean, just today's weather. I don't know. It just does that. I don't understand. How do I it's like how do I feel about today's weather? I mean just today's weather I don't know. Just is that I don't know I don't know I don't ask can you ask me the question again? Like well, is there some am I supposed to read into that? Is there some implication? I love I don't I don't understand. It's a human ass. Yeah, I feel like it was a human ass. I agree with that

Just say you don't care, I mean I do care I like I mean I like his ass He said he sent him he sent a nude to me the other day Yeah, he did His body his body is crazy. It doesn't make sense. Honestly, but If I was him I would near all that hair off and I would model. He's a superstar man. He could be in Hollywood. His body is crazy. It was just a straight naked... No I wasn't disgusted. I was like holy shit. He's a freak dude. He was just straight naked. He's this pale white... Pale white horse yeah dude he could play he should play one of the proud boys in the uh hollywood uh recreation of jane steaks there oh my god yeah his penis hung

perfectly straight he had a cute little penis his he had those lines on his waist they go down to his dick He had a crazy six-pack. I Just I hate to say it this is I would I'm only gonna say this once on the air and then I never really want To bring it up again because I really like to like play the all-natural stuff like that I like saggy titties and fat chicks and all that like I I don't care. But I'm just, I'm just not a hair guy. Really? You know, yeah. Like, I like, I don't mind a big bush,

but like, I don't like hair on the back. I like, I like that the women shave their legs. I agree. That's something we can agree on. I know. I just hate, I hate it that I have that. I just wish I didn't care, but I, but I do like, I love like, I love, I don't mind pubic hair around the the the vagina or the gawkens, but like the rest of the hair can just pretty much go. I don't

even care if a chick's bald on her head. I just prefer long hair. Yeah, no hair on women. Yeah, I mean, I wish I didn't and I don't want hair. I don't like hair. I don't like hair on dudes either. I mean, I'm okay with my hair. I don't like hair. I don't like hair on dudes either. I mean, I'm okay with my hair I should get an exemption but That's it Men like their penis described as no probably not you probably shouldn't know but he does have a cute little penis it was so cute, it's like a like a

It's like, you know when you know when you buy water balloons and some of them are smaller than the other You know when you buy those little water balloons and then every once in a while there's one that's like bigger smaller He got like the smaller one You know what? It means like it's filled up and it's like just like it's like a little like he got a little he had like a sausage Like a little stout sausage beans. Oh gosh We're gonna get a voice message from him later And he's just gonna ass pound us We're gonna get a voice message from him later

No, it's a nice penis, but it's just like you said it was cute It's on a very masculine body like extremely masculine body like even yeah. Well, oh Brother strike that from the record edit that, and then part it with the hair. Yeah, let me just... I think the hair thing kind of fucks with my hippie persona that I'm trying to give off. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, it definitely does. That's not very accepting of you.

Yeah. I would take armpit hair over leg hair. On a woman? Yeah. Nope. Like if you would take leg hair over armpit hair? Yep. I can't, whenever I see that, I cannot stand it.

Armpit hair. Yeah, I just don't understand, like, why are you doing that? What's the, you're just... Well, they're not doing it. Yeah I just don't understand why you're doing that. Well they're not doing it. It's what they're... it just grows. They're letting it happen. They're doing it. Oh Jesus Christ. You know that's a conscious choice. You know they're like I'm these off. I'm just, I'm free and listen, no, but like, it's not a conscious choice for like, I don't put on shoes in the morning. That's not a conscious

choice. I just don't put on shoes. I'm not like, okay, today, I'm not putting on shoes. They are saying today I'm not shaving my armpits. And the next day I'm not shaving my armpits. Okay, but I say my armpits by the time day I'm not shaving my armpits. Okay, but I say My armpits by the time it gets like this long by the time it looks like this You know what I mean by the time it looks like that They've they've stopped making that choice, right by then it's like

Yeah, I guess Now they just wake up and Yeah, I guess. Now they just wake up and. I'm just struggling with the fact that if they put their arms down, Caleb, you won't see, like I'm telling you, just going back to if you had to choose between armpit hair and leg hair, if they put their arms down, you won't see the armpit hair, but the leg hair, you'll always see it. The problem is, is that they, I swear to God, every chick I've ever met that has

armpit hair makes it evidence to everybody else that they don't shave their armpits. Right, like they're always wearing, you're in college, like they always wear the sleeveless shirt. Yes, and they're always like doing something up here. You know what I just realized, Caleb? This is what a Asian girl's pussy looks like. Like their pubic hair don't curl that's about that's about that's like a massive muff on an asian girl right there you know what I mean look at how you doing system wow nice yeah wow yeah nice thank you good I hurt my neck in that position I can't be in that position. Oh god. Jesus Christ. I think my

collarbone popped out of place. Alright, approaching the three hour mark again. Oh you got another snow day? Yeah, today's another snow day. Probably not tomorrow though. Sometimes I'm confused why people watch this show but after days like this I'm like yeah I know why they watch it. Perverts. See the Asian pussy. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's

son shaking hands with his alleged killer James Earl Ray. Well the meeting took place in 1997 and during the meeting King asked James Earl Ray if he had killed his father and Ray maintained his innocence and King replied I believe you and my family believes you and then they asked for a new trial and they would file a civil case in 1999 in which they hired William Pepper as their attorney. And who was Pepper? The longtime attorney of James Earl Ray, the man accused of killing Dr. Martin Luther King by the government. And the King family would go on to win in court.

It only took the jury three hours to reach a verdict, as the King family had brought suit against Lloyd Jowers, a 73-year-old retired businessman who claimed six years ago that he paid someone other than James Earl Ray to kill King. And the lawsuit was only for $100 because the Kings didn't want anyone to say they were doing it for money. William Pepper, the King's family lawyer, told jurors that Jowers was part of a vast conspiracy involving the mafia and agents of the federal government. He said that King was targeted because his opposition to the Vietnam war and plans to march on Washington and that there was a cover up involving the FBI, the CIA, the media and army intelligence.

And you could read more about it here in. What is this real first book to and all this went down at the same time that JFK was taken out and RFK was taken out. And if you want to understand the world and Malcolm X today, you have to understand what happened to these three men and it looks like President Trump is about to declassify the JFK MLK and RFK files and so here's the thing help me with this so They declassify it but does that mean it's still the truth we're What do you mean is it still the the truth? Like, okay, Caleb, I know everyone wonders whether I'm straight or gay.

And I'm finally going to write it on my hand and tell you what it is. And I'm going to finally let the world know. And I go like this and it says straight. And David Weed is like, he's fucking lying. He fucking wrote straight on it. You're going to show me the files and it's like It's what was documented it wasn't actually what happened kind of thing like you can you can Write something in a way that makes it sound like it's something else. Yeah, how are we ever? How are we ever supposed to know? It's like I saw a meme the other day. It was so funny. Someone wrote What did they say the moon doesn't orbit the the moon doesn't orbit the earth and someone goes oh my god

it's one of those people who still believes in the moon you know what I mean it's like it just goes into just deeper and deeper like where does it stop right like at what point do you just not believe anything or believe everything? Yeah, that's a good point. I don't know. I would imagine Well, fake classified info is used to get the military to agree with orders from above What? I don't know what that means either, but I like it. That's just the same thing as the moon thing I don't want to hear any more shit about declassifying files Trump ain't declassifying anything. He said he was gonna do that last term and didn't

He's done a lot already when it's declassified it's still the government's version of what happened Yeah, right. The moon is just gas Just a guess. That's why, listen, that's why, that's why no one respects the show because the comments like that, Sean, has nothing to do with me. Has to do with wackadoodles like you watching, saying absurd things like that. Other than that, this show is tight. Preeminent source of all information. Our very own Eli Crane was at the jail. That's pretty cool. Did you see that?

You talked about it. I didn't see it though. The person that was supposed to sign off on the releases was not here. That's the word that we're getting. We haven't got confirmation from the jail. We're not actually getting any word. In fact, if you want to just listen in on Eli for a second, you'll hear a little bit of it. We want names of people because if they're gonna defy the president's orders, then you serve at the pleasure of the president as a federal employee.

We're not gonna put up with this. Playtime is over. Eli, what's going on? We're live on air here. It's Charlie Kirk, Eli Crane, great from Arizona. 10 out of 10. Eli, give us a quick update. Hey, Charlie, thanks for having us on.

We're just down here at the DC jail. I just got off the phone with one of the public relations officers for the DC jail who informed me that as soon as because this DC jail is actually holding these prisoners on behalf of the US Marshals because they're federal prisoners. They don't have any authorities to release them. And once they receive documentation,

federal documentation from the US Marshals, then they can go ahead and process these folks out. That's what I was just told. And so we're gonna continue to stay out here, put pressure, you know, and get as many answers that we can. So that these guys. This is BS.

We're not going to put up with this. First of all, the US Marshals are not some sort of like X, they're not their own branch of government. I must have missed article eight of the US Constitution where the US Marshals are their own part of no, they serve at the pleasure of the president. What we're being told is they didn't. Charlie's on fire. Listen Sean Listen

Listen all I'm asking you to do is to change your name. Listen, everyone knows this is the most respected news source in the world And when you say the moon is gas, it just ruins it for all of us You're the rotten apple that spoils it for all of us. Everyone knows that Change your name to something else Go anonymous That's it. You're cramping David Weed's style. You're cramping Patrick Lang's style. Bernie Gannon. All of us are very logical thinkers and you're saying the moon is gas and whether you're right or wrong, we can't have that. Can't have that. Yeah, change it to Trish. There you go. Don't use such a strong name like Sean Lenderman.

Thank you. On behalf of all, uh, changing my name to Tom Gear. That one's gonna be like, is that one serious? Uh, did we already talk about the giant tits and the chick who didn't want to get fuck doggy style cuz they bounce around too much yes we did we would you would you would you say that sums up the argument like if I were to talk like if I go to the bar now and I'm just talking to the guys down at Dory's drunk and I'm like dude I saw this article about this chick who has these giant titties and she

doesn't want to do it doggy style cuz she doesn't want Them bouncing around it's fucked up. You think that sums up the story. She's telling her husband No, she has to wear a bra. She's getting bang doggy style cuz she don't want bouncing around. Yeah That shows that shows my ability to read that shows my reading comprehension skills right there I read stuff stuff I take it in and then I can like... Yeah, wow. That's good. Nice. Thank you. It's a whole 500 word essay. Just condensed into 50. Damn, this really is a woman hating show. We showed a woman crashing a car. But we just freed somebody of misogyny earlier so I think it's actually doing pretty well.

Okay, good. All right. Thank you, Jeffrey. How do I get lumped up with those two idiots? Bernie's taking strays. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hey, that's the most negative thing Bernie's ever said.

He never says anything negative. You ever seen anything negative? No, he's very even keel. Oh yeah. Now Billy Adish has boobs that would make the world would significantly more peace if everyone got to see them bounce around yeah she didn't just like didn't just occur overnight like she's always had them she just nobody knew everybody knows now yeah someone on the show pointed that out to me I really appreciate that you You're welcome. I thought she had one redeeming quality.

You're welcome. Okay. This, someone's gonna need to explain this one to me. I'm struggling with this, this one a little bit. First way feminism sought to give women men's rights without men's responsibilities. Second wave feminism sought to reduce or eliminate women's responsibilities. And third wave feminism seeks to increase men's

responsibilities. We find that men can't win for losing. They still bear the majority of the burdens they did 100 years ago. To one degree or another, they are still expected to pay on the first date and onward, still expected to pay most or all of the household bills, still expected to be

at least as educated as their female partner, still expected to be the one to buy the ring and to buy the flowers and to buy the chocolates on Valentine's Day, still expected to put themselves between a woman and any danger, still expected to put themselves between a woman and any danger, still expected to take responsibility for themselves and others, especially women and children. The primary difference is they aren't allowed to expect any thanks, gratitude, respect,

status, or reward for it. In one, girls and women are their equals, every bit as tough, capable, resilient, self-reliant, and powerful. And in the other, girls and women are so vulnerable and fragile that they need to be treated with special gentleness and consideration, extra protection and respect, and they are so incapable that they need boys and men to rescue them from anything that might endanger or upset them. Men owe it to us for how horrible men were in the past. I'm just here to ask what what the hell are we doing to our boys and to our men? First wave feminism.

Uh I need help. What? What is she saying? She's saying that it's fucked up what we're doing to guys? What is she saying? She's saying that it's fucked up what we're doing to guys. Yeah, that word word the way this is how I understand it. Women are demanding to be treated like men while also being appreciated and told like, thank you and for and but also expecting men to continue to protect them and provide for them and do all the other shit. Men have never asked for for anything more but women want to be treated treated like men While also being treated like women That makes sense. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that but like Yeah, I got I I know women who vacillate between Wanting you to see them as just a fuck pillow and but also see them as the smartest person in the room Right. I can do that. I'm just like, it's a lot.

It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Like they want to be like they, uh, what is it called? Like they try to be like boss girls. That's like, that's like a term where like, Oh, I, I boss girl too hard. We're like, now I'm a CEO or whatever. And now they complain that they don't have anybody to love them and be feminine around, quote unquote, feminine around. Someone wrote, women want the authority of a man, the privileges of a woman and the accountability of a child.

They work and make their own money, yet we're still expected to pay for everything. His money is their money, her money is her money. The thing is, I don't really know any, I mean, I hear it. I don't really know any, I mean, I hear it. I don't really know any actually. Yeah. You, you probably don't hang around. I just don't hang around women like that. Exactly.

Exactly. It's like, it's funny is like my wife will go out and talk to her old friends from college or like anybody that she's known in the past before, like whatever. And, uh, it's like that, like they expect, they expect to be like that like they expect they expect to be paid for they expect to be catered to they expect to be able to stay at home and do nothing and it's like no you We can't do that. Like we both cut like these days I feel like everybody's got to be working like my wife and I both work

I mean I think between the two of us we have like three or four jobs And so like you just can't and you just can't do that My wife and I both work. I mean, I think between the two of us, we have like three or four jobs. And so like you just can't and you just can't do that with one person. One person can't be providing for you and then also bringing you flowers and also catering to you and also doing all the other shit that you request a man to do for them. I think it's I don't know if the the words admirable but bear with me. I think it's admirable as a man to want to And I'm not saying it's like a dichotomy like you're a bad man if you don't want to do this but I think it's admirable as a man to want to

Be able to provide the resources for your wife to Raise children for you. For sure. No, of course. You know what I mean? But I also think that women and men alike, people need, hobbies is the wrong word. Direction. But passion, direction, people need to have their own thing that they're working on in order to like provide some sort of you know

Sallie ability and Val. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that's it It's exactly you nailed it value people need to be able to bring value in the world on their own Many to make space for women to do that women need to make a space for men to do that, right? I don't expect to they just expect to not have to add any of that. Yeah. I don't know too much. Hey, now that I think about it, the handful of fucked up women that I know who are like that, that describe the way she described, they are not in happy relationships.

Yeah. Because they expect everything. They expect the man to do everything and to just cater to them. Have you watched land man? No. Okay. That's a great series. But the the ex wife wife has this like insane expectation of Billy Bob Thornton's character

of like, you're going to be home at this time and you're going to eat what I have and you're going to do this and you're going to you're going to appreciate me and you're we're going to do this all. It's like you can't do that. You can't force somebody to like the guy's got to work. He's got to bring home money. Sometimes that means he doesn't get home till 10 p.m. Sometimes you mean he has to bang his boss.

Sure. Yeah, probably not. But like you just have to you can't put expectations on people like that. Like these unreasonable things like you know what you married into. You understand like the consequences of the, of everybody's decisions and you have to just go with that. Uh, listen, um, oh wait, Pat, uh, I'm okay with women getting all that shit and I still pay for everything.

Me too. As long as they clean the house, make food and we all win. All that. Yep. I agree with all that. Uh, uh, it's only admirable as a man to take care of your kids My wife has a job makes more money than me. She can fend for herself now. Fuck that listen I'm perfectly okay with women going out and getting job making tons of money. Whatever i'm being a stay-home dad all that shit But listen you want to I I think the the ideal situation Is that you're fucking making enough loot so that your wife can stay

home and raise your kids. You want a wife to stay home and take care of your kids? You just do. Maybe you can have the best of both worlds. Maybe in five years, Caleb has kids and his wife's only working three days a week and so it's three days on, four days off and like she got the best of both worlds. Stay at home mom have so many opportunities to work some gigs and passion projects nowadays if they're bored at home it's their fault. So that chick's not a hater, right? No I think she's not a hater.

And of course, no show will be complete without some racism talk. It's been a great show. Thank you, Caleb. I love Asian men. I do. All my ex-boyfriends have been Asian, so technically I'm still a virgin. I learned that racism is passed down generationally, so it's internalized, which makes sense. I was walking home.

It was late at night, and this black guy walks towards me and instinctively I grab my purse even though logically I know he's not for sale He did steal my wallet though. Thank you guys.