The Sevan Podcast - Hattie Kanyo | LIVE CALL IN - The CrossFit Cowards

Episode Date: November 30, 2024

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Oh, nice. Yeah. Dude, you sound so clear. Sweet. Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah. Oh. For the Americans. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're

Canadian. We had ours maybe a month, two months ago. Are you in Canada now? Yeah. Where in Canada? Yeah, it's you can't really see but it's so snowy and freezing right now. I'm in Alberta. Oh, crazy. I need to see that on the map. Albert, what's the name of the city you're in? Lethbridge. Let me type in uh uh Canada map. Oh thank you, Caleb. Uh oh, Alberta. Oh okay. Okay. Are you north of Calgary? We're south of Calgary. So we're right. We're like 45 minutes from the Montana border. Oh, those are cool people down there, right? All those people who live around the border there. Those are like weird people They have like funny accents and shit like both sides Canada and the US. Oh, yeah We're hick down here. Hey, I guess up here

Does can't I know that's also kind of tornado alley do tornadoes go into Canada? I mean we have tornado watches sometimes like over in medicine hat which is like over to the east But I've never seen one and I don't think there's very many where we are. Yeah, like medicine hat right there Oh that Wow, you sure you're in a really small town Yeah, like Medicine Hat right there. Oh, that. Wow. So you're in a really small town. Yeah, we're like 90 to 100.

It's a big student town. So when there's lots of students here, obviously it grows to like 100, maybe just over 100. But I'm actually from a town just below Lethbridge. That's only like 4,000 people. Hey, are there like gas stations there that still have like dirt? Like you pull, like your car's on dirt, it's not paved or like stores that are dirt?

Like, like, it's not really paved? No, not around here. When I went to Cookeville the first time, I don't know if it was in Cookeville or as I got near Cookeville in Tennessee, I remember that. Walking into like a little convenience store and it had a dirt floor. Like I don't know if the third story, and the gas stations, they weren't paved, you know, like you just pulled on. I kind of wish we had that.

Pulled onto gravel and shit. And there'd be a lady behind the counter. There'd be a no smoking sign. With a cigarette. Yeah, there'd be no smoking sign behind her, but she's at the register smoking. Hi, darling Yeah Congratulations, you got one under the belt a game a games appearance. I know yeah, it's pretty crazy here, but we got it Welcome now this shit's all fucked up. Oh my gosh I thought it was just coming to a low where everyone was just chilling out and then all of a sudden...

Ramped up. Hey, it's emotional. It is emotional and I totally understand that but like people are acting on emotion now and just speaking from emotion and I'm just like, let's just chill out for a little bit and try to form our own opinions. I'll try to get, I guess the big picture view is, the, you know, million-foot view is, is obviously there was a death of a beloved athlete. It's close to home to everyone, because, you know know people either love the athletes or they are athletes right and then you have this organization that's always been such a tight Organization CrossFit HQ and there's people who've worked there for 15 or 20 years. There's the guy obviously there Dave who started the games on his parents ranch and so on both sides. There's all this like

pretty intense both sides there's all this like pretty intense emotion and ownership, right? Because you have the athletes who put in so much fucking work, so they feel like they have this ownership, right? They've been working their 10, 15, 20 years to get to the games and then, you know, and then on the other side, you have people who've like, they've spent their, you know, 20s and 30s and 40s and 50s building this thing up. And now there's some contention over it. Yeah, so I mean, it's crazy volatile, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I've kind of been trying to stay out of it, but at the same time, it's like, even yesterday I kind of got a little bit worked up where I'm just like, okay, I just, this is ridiculous. Like we don't need to be butting heads like this. And the whole trying to get people to quit CrossFit, like, I don't really agree with that. Sure, I'm, I'm sure CrossFit, like, I do believe maybe CrossFit could do a little bit better in some ways. But at the same time, it's like, can't we all do better in some

ways? You know what I mean? Like, they're not perfect. And yeah, someone died under their watch, but it's not their fault. Like we still need to take responsibility for, you know, like knowing that we're putting ourselves out there in a sport. I mean, probably none of us really thought, oh no, someone could die at CrossFit. You know what I mean?

Like you look at a triathlon or something and the people die there all the time. You know what I mean? Like, you look at a triathlon or something, and the people die there all the time, you know what I mean? But you just don't really think that it would happen at the games. Yeah, I don't know. It's just, it's intense. Yeah. Of success. In all fairness, it was bound to happen. You know, I mean, people die everywhere all the time, so it was bound to happen. It will be interesting to see. Do you have any hypothesis on what happens? Like, how it's resolved? No, not really. For me, I'm just trying to like take all the information that I'm getting and just try to form my own opinion and not listen to what others are saying. Like in the sense of trying to tell me what to do because there's a lot of that happening

and I'm not just gonna fall in line, fall in line, you know, cause that's like some words that I've, I've heard. And I'm not gonna do that. I want to make my own opinion. I want to form my own opinion. And then I want to act accordingly from there. And I still don't really know what the right thing to do is for me. But I think over the next couple months, like, we'll, we'll'll see. But yeah, I have no idea. To put it in a negative light, you could say, to put it in a biased light, you could say, well, the younger athletes are more down to earth and more appreciative, or to say it in, you know, in another way, you could say, well, the younger athletes don't know what they're doing, and the

older athletes have experience and they should listen to them. You know what I mean? There's kind of both sides. I see both sides. It's like Pat and Pat's been around a long time, probably smart to listen to him and take some advice on how to navigate the politics or what is HQ.

But then on the other hand, it's like, hey man, there's some really grounded down to earth people who are just like, holy shit, I'm so appreciative that I can work this hard and get to where I'm at. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the hard part about it because we were just on a walk yesterday and I was thinking about that exact thing that you just said is just like, yeah, I haven't been around for a long time. So I don't know what's happened behind the scenes or any of that. So, you know, you gotta, you kinda gotta listen to the older athletes for sure, but at the

same time I also need to make my own decision as well. But with that information, like there's just so much information coming through and so it's kind of hard to make your, to form your own opinion when you have way too much information. But I think, I was just telling Jake, like, it's going to take me a little bit of time, because I do need to just like, let it all settle and then figure out what I want out of this. And I work at an affiliate too. So it's, it's bigger than this. You know what I mean? Like for me, it's the affiliate. This changed my life. I would probably be in the streets, you know, still doing drugs or whatever it is, and if it wasn't for CrossFit. So, I mean, and I know that it can be bigger than just the, the name, the CrossFit or whatever. It can be like our community or whatever without the

affiliate and everything. But that's what started, you know, that's what started it all. So I don't know. It's tough. I don't, I don't know anyone who's happy. The tough part is, is I don't know anyone who's happy that private equity is the owner. Yeah. That, that's the real tough part too. That, you know, that's kind of the, the, I don't know, the white elephant in the room. Like, no. Everyone wishes that we have, well, at least, I'll speak for myself. I wish we had a leader who had a strong moral compass and was just strictly focused on one thing. And it wasn't about money or popularity, but it was just always focused on the mission. And regardless of the ebb and flow, we just stay focused on the mission. It's open, you know, constantly very functional movement, execute at high intensity,

cure for the world's most vexing problem. And then the games kind of be the people who are doing what the people in the affiliate are doing are on the highest level. Did you watch the spin podcast last night? No, I didn't. It was interesting listening to them talk. I would love to get Bill Grendler on and talk to him,

but it made me realize something. There's this thing that people keep saying where the sport and what happens in the gym are so different. But after listening to last night's show, I couldn't be more in disagreement with that because in the early days, Greg basically said, hey, we're exercising. And because we put a stopwatch, a competition has now been formed. That's it. Yeah. We just added a clock. formed. That's it. We just added a clock.

Yeah, pretty much. I agree. And now there's a competition and whether it's the people in your gym, and sure there's people in the gym who will be like, well, I'm only trying to beat myself. But that doesn't mean that the people who want to win every class, that's not wrong either.

That's cool too. Yeah, that's cool too for sure. Some people come in there. Yeah, but I feel like everyone has a tiny bit of Competition, you know, like there's people are going to be everyone and then there's liars Yeah, well and i'll i'll go into class too. I work out with the class twice a week And sometimes i'm just like well people are like, why do you work out with us? You know?

We're just you know the class and i'm like, yeah I get a good workout when I'm working out with you guys. Like, it's not, it doesn't matter where, what level, because I've been to the games or not, like, I think that we're all right here, because we're all, you know, just working towards being fit or being healthy or whatever it is. And I think that it's so much fun. And everyone has that tiny bit of competitive edge. We're just like, ah, we're just chilling today. And then 3, 2, 1, we're all just like, OK, let's go. Saxon was on the show the other day, and he said something so cool. I don't even know if he knows how cool it is. But he said that he makes it a goal to, at some point, to ask every person in the affiliate, like, if they're walking in,

and they're by themselves, to be like, Hey, you want to work out with me? And as much as that must terrify every member, that also must make them feel so good. You know what I mean? Like the fact that I was 25 or the old lady who's 72, and then just to have sex and walk up to you and say that and kind of force you to work out. They must be, you know how excited they would be to work out with Hattie, can you?

I like that, yeah. And for me, that's really what your guys' job is, at the end of the day, to take your achievements and use them to make other people feel good. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Whether you're a baseball player, professional baseball player, professional basketball player, like, at then, you became famous, now your job is to make other people, you know, to touch other people. To touch, yeah. And that's why I coach too, because I just, like, I love the community. And I used to be, you know, doing classes every single day, so I know what it feels like.

And yeah, I just, I love helping people. And it's, it is pretty amazing. That would actually be fun coming in, everyone coming in, hey, want to work out? Want to work out? Does it, they come out of the bathroom and you're like, hey, you want to work out with me? You want to do an extra one after class? What?

No. Are you feeling a second year pressure? Not really. I think it's still just weird right now. So, I mean, part of it is, like I'm definitely not boycotting the CrossFit games or CrossFit or whatever. So I do have goals of getting back to the CrossFit Games. But it is kind of weird. You're just

like, Oh, and I, I don't know if I love the online stuff. But at the same time, I just listened to Hiller's video yesterday, and I do like the points that he made. And it, you know, this will be bringing it back to the affiliates. And I actually really like that side that he was talking about. So I do love that. I just don't really love the online competition, because there's just so many different factors. But yeah, I don't know. Explain that to me. Why you like the crowd in order to get you up or judging or what are all of that? Like, I feel like it's easy for people to cheat. I'm not saying people are cheaters, but there are cheaters. You know what I mean? Like, people want to make it high. They want to be high on that leaderboard. So, I mean, maybe I'm fit enough to make it without or with cheaters, but like, some of my friends maybe are not.

You know what I mean? Like, now it it's just gonna be skewed in that way. And I just think that the online, like they already didn't really look at videos very well. And I've been, you know, like I've had where I've gotten a penalty and like someone else didn't where we did the exact same thing, you know what I mean? So I know that they're not looking at everyone's

videos the same. And it is hard. Like, there's however many people to look at, you know what I mean? I get it. So that's why it's just a little bit weird that we're putting it online. Jeff Sarris It's interesting, right? There's, Travis Bajent used to tell me that's a professional arm wrestler. He would say to me, hey, when you go up there, there's always two people you have to beat. There's two people against you. And I go, no, there's just one. He goes, no, there's all you have. If you don't think the referee, you're competing with the referee.

You're out of your mind. And I guess it is frustrating because like you said there's also the fact that Because they don't look at all the videos when they penalize one person and not other people even if they're not in the mix It doesn't have you the perfect placement Because everyone hasn't been judged and so I guess at the end of the day There's two there's I mean maybe you could do both, but one, you have to be an advocate for yourself and for your peers. But then on the other hand, you also have to accept this is part of that sport. It's not whether it's fair or unfair. This is part of the sport. There's this inaccuracy in there, or this

room for error. there, or this room for error. Right. And like, it's crazy, because last year, I remember people saying, Oh, if you have someone that doesn't know you, they'll judge you better. And I totally disagree with that. Because if you have someone who wants the best for you, like, I usually get my boss at the gym to coach me or even my best friend, Amanda. And I know that seems not good, because they could just give me reps. But no, she is a hard ass, and she wants to give me those No Reps and keep me to Standard. You know what I mean? If you have a friend that wants the best for you, but also is really good at keeping the Standard and all of that, then they're going to, I think, judge you even better in a way, because they know the way they move. And they're like, Hey, don't move like that. You know what I mean? They're like, Get your ass lower. You know what

I mean? And they're screaming at you. Someone that doesn't know you might be like, Oh, sure. Yep, that's a rep. You know what I mean? If you get someone to come in, they're like, they don't want to scream at you. They don't want to get mad at you for doing a no rep. I feel like, yeah. mad at you for doing a no rep. I feel like, yeah. Two, two interesting things I saw last year. You know, Hiller obviously is a, is a big advocate of a clean movement, full range of motion, but look, even he had trouble. He admitted he had trouble judging William Leahy, like he knew he was fucking up and he didn't, he didn't yell loud enough.

And that really rocked Hiller for a couple days after that. He was not himself He basically went into like, you know He went in his head and he's like fuck I fucked bill By not like he said I knew better when I was there and then the other thing when I was at the North Yeah to yell at someone that you're just getting to know and like you're getting to become friends and they're like, oh shit I don't want to give him a no rep You know what? I mean? But if you're so diligent on movement, like, I think just movement is No. 1. And same with, I mean, my best friend, like I said, we

both came up in this other gym that they just hammered movement, hammered movement, good movement, good movement. So that's all we, you should see me. I'm her coach now too. And so I'm just sitting in the gym, just like, Nope, Nope! Just yelling at her, like, Get your butt down or whatever it is. So yeah, I can totally see how that can be hard, though, you know, where you're just getting to know somebody, you don't want to, you don't want to give them a no rep. I get it. But we still should. But I was at the NorCal Classic and one of the workouts you had to jump over the kettlebell. And, and I was filming with Tudor Magda. And this isn't to dig at Tudor, but I'd say like, it seemed like maybe half of Tudor's reps weren't good. He was taking his foot around the kettlebell. I hate that movement just because of that.

Right. And she didn't crawl him on it. And Tudor's coach was yelling at him from the side Jump over jump over but then afterwards the ref came up and is like like shit She's shaking and I filmed the whole thing and she's like, I love you so much. You're my favorite athlete of all time Can I take a picture with you? It was crazy Holy shit, so of course they're gonna give them that the or maybe she didn't even maybe it wasn't even like she maybe she was Just like in her head. You know what I mean? Maybe big muscular chest bounce and his Tighten and fuck like you know what I mean instead of you could be mesmerized in it Yeah, he's a 22 year old stallion. I mean, how is she supposed to judge him? But yes, judging is a crazy job.

Yeah, for sure. And it can be skewed even in person, you know, like, hey, maybe I would have got first at West Coast if my judge didn't give me that no rep, that shouldn't have been a no rep. But at the same time, you just got to be like, okay, whatever, I pulled the dumbbells back. You can't fight with a judge either. So you just got to keep on keeping on. If you were to look back where you were last year at this time and this year, and you look at your happiness scale, are you having just as much fun? Oh, I'm having way more fun this year. You are? Okay, good. I think that's why I did so much better, right? I just, I kind of let some things go. I changed some things about how I was training. And I just told

myself, you know, have so much fun. And we talked about this last time that I was on your podcast about like that tunnel of love. I literally had that tunnel of love every time I finished an event. I just went up those stairs and my people were right there to just hug me. You had a crew at Westfield. I had a crew and that helped so much. I mean, we stayed in Compton together. We all almost died together. Yeah, you what a great, I would see you after the events at the top of the

stadium in Carson and you would just be surrounded by just happy, joyful, loving people. That was really cool. Yeah, it was amazing. So that makes me happy to hear that. So you're not, you don't have just crazy pressure on you to make it again. No, not really. I think maybe as it gets closer, but right now I'm just trying to enjoy, you know, my training, I'm feeling a little beat up. I didn't really have an off season because I only took about a week off after the games. I just kind of like sat on my couch a little bit depressed for like a week. And then I was like, I need something. And I should have, whatever, I should have went to the mountains or, you know, been in nature or whatever. But I just went to the gym because that's what I knew. And I went straight back to like four days. So I really didn't have a lot of time off. So and even right now, I'm doing little comps here and there. So I just I have a competition

this weekend. And yeah, I don't know, just trying to navigate around it. Even yesterday, I joined class and I took it real chill. I think I did and I gave myself a goal of doing an RPE like five. So just move. It's okay. What RPE is what rate of perceived exertion. So whatever you perceive, you know, like a out of a 10, whatever you want. So I just hit like 50% of what I do. Five for you be just moving just yeah just just be moving I it was burpee box jump overs I did burpee step overs okay yeah when you say you came back from the games and you just sat on the couch for a few days be the coming down from the high of the games are coming or or because of the energy that

was at the games how hard the games were with Lazar's death, that part. That part, yeah. It was just a lot of emotional energy. I'm very empathetic, so I just latch on to energies and emotions. And so I think it was just a lot. So I was just trying to de-stress from all of that. And I can't even imagine people who actually knew him, you know what I mean? I just don't do well with death in general, so I just think it's like so sad. I always have, even people I don't know. So yeah, it was just, it was a lot. And trying to compete at the same time, you know, like you're trying to do your best, but at the same time, not sure if you should be celebrating at the end or you know what I mean? Because it was just kind of a push and pull of, of emotions. So. Yeah, it is kind of weird when you say not know if to celebrate, you mean because of the social dynamic of it all. I mean, like, Luca recently made a post where he was frustrated that two days after his brother's death, he saw people smiling.

I know. This is why I was on a little bit of a rampage yesterday. Like, I feel for him so much. And I know if this was my brother or my sister, I would be feeling emotional. I'd be feeling the exact same way. But are people not allowed to be happy still? You know what I mean? And also, you don't know what they were laughing or smiling about. Maybe that person's wife just had a kid, or maybe, you know, they just PR'd their, their Snatch the other day, and they're telling their friend about it. Maybe, you know, it could be anything that they are allowed to be smiling and happy with. And you know what I mean? Like, I heard an, I heard an athlete, not even 12 hours after that happened, say, this is really, really sad and all, but I just wanna fucking compete. And that really hit me because I was like, whoa, you know?

No, I don't know. I was just like, no emotion. You just wanna fucking compete. Like just give it a day at least. You know what I mean? It was maybe like nine hours after, not even and saying something like that. I was like, holy shit, okay. Like, people just take death differently. And that's how you got to see it. You got to, you can't say everyone needs to be upset or sad. You know what I mean? I Don't know. I'm getting worked up again. There was a guy I had on the show He was in SAS is that the Special Forces for the UK Caleb? Yes, and He said that they were on a mission and there were just dead bodies everywhere and a bunch of his friends had been killed and they landed a helicopter in the gunfight and they were just throwing dead bodies into the helicopter. And he said he was next to one of his friends who was alive and then they were next to their best friend who was dead.

And on the flight home, the guy, one of the guys who was the best friend of the dead guy was like that guy's a fucking pussy anyway He fucked up he and that was his way of processing it just to fucking Yeah, just talk shit about the guy the whole fucking stuff like I would never be like But you know what I mean like that was his way of put of Compartmentalizing and I was like holy shit and he goes yeah, man. He said in that situation It's it's you go into survival mode and you don't even know what's coming out of your mouth. That's wild. Yeah.

And also, you also don't know, there's people there. From all walks of life, we know. But there could be someone there who's, I'm sure that there are games athletes like this, whose their mom died in a car accident. And they went through this themselves five years earlier and they're like, and they've figured out like, hey, you have to seize the day.

Yeah, for sure. And that's what I mean, like, we all just take it so differently. And I feel like you can't judge somebody because they were laughing and smiling. You know what I mean? That shouldn't even be a thing that was written down. But we also understand Luca's perspective too. For sure. Right, like hey, like fuck, like man, like you know what was interesting is the games were over and there were like six or seven of my friends that we just wanted to party, we just wanted to go drink and I was like hey just come to my hotel and we'll go to the restaurant in the bar here and we'll just get fucked up.

And I was like, just come on over. So I go downstairs and I go into the bar and the restaurant and the restaurant looks like it seats like 200 people and there's a bar and it's completely empty except for Luca and like six of his cohort. So then I called them like, no, we're not going to come in here and just get fucking destroyed. You know what I mean? So so I met them out somewhere else. But but there is a line to how much you can, like you said, for all he knows, those people who were smiling were

having a good memory about Lazar. Like you just don't. Yeah, it could be anything. You know what I mean? We actually that reminded me of this trip that we took to Whitefish in Montana. We did New Year's, and we were snowboarding a couple days. The last day, we met up with some people. I didn't know them, but the guy that we were with was really good friends with one of the guys. So we were like, Hey, let's, we're doing one more run. Do you guys want to come with us? So they were like, Oh, yeah, for sure. So we go to the top of the mountain. We all start ripping down. There's probably, I think, 10 of us. I noticed that the one guy that we had just met up with wasn't with us. But I was like, Ah, whatever, like, we'll all meet at the next chair. He ended up not coming. We were waiting like 10 minutes. And then so the friend was like, it's okay. You guys can go down.

I'll wait for him. Turns out he had fallen in a tree well right as soon as we left the top. He died. It's like those little donuts around trees where the snow. Yeah, so the snow is still there, but it's very vulnerable. And so you can, people fall in like upside down, people fall in, you know, and so he fell in one of those, he ended up dying. And you know, all of us didn't really know what to do. None of us really knew him except for

the one guy. So we, we ended up partying that night at the house. And he ended up just reaming out his girlfriend, like, how could you fucking do do this like drinking when like a death happened? But for him he thought it was his fault And so it was just like the way he took it was just so much different than all of us And it was just yeah, it was intense. It was it was really sad crazy story. Yeah, it was wild Hey, why are there true wells do trees give off heat and it softens the snow around them? What why is that? Dude, I don't even know but that was the first time that I should have known about tree wells way before that because my brother does a ton of backcountry and

stuff like that, but I didn't really think about them. I think I knew about them, but not really. I never thought about it, and especially in whitefish, they get so much snow there. Oh, here we go. Tree wells are a dangerous hazard for skiers. Tree wells are dangerous hazards for skiers. Tree wells are areas of deep, loose snow that form under the branches of trees near rocks. Oh, they can be very deep. Yeah, it's just loose snow. So I think because it doesn't pack down like it would over here on the mountain, then obviously

... ... clean off the leaves lightly or something and it... Yeah, it's like quicksand. You just go right into it. My brother actually got caught in one one time. And thank goodness it wasn't upside down, obviously, or you just suffocate, right? Right. He said it's insane, like trying he was pulling on the tree, but that's also dangerous, because then all the snow could come down on you. But he was trying to get out. And this was backcountry skiing. So now they have a rule him and his friends that like, you have to take turns being first. Because if you

just leave your friends go off onto the mountain, then anyone, you know, could fall in one and you wouldn't even know. So now you kind of follow your friends tracks. Obviously, you can hit your own snow, but like they take turns being first. So one person gets a little bit of time going first in the in the powder, and then the next person gets a little bit of time getting in some of the powder, but... God, what a horrible way to go. Yeah. Oh my God, it's like, it's like dying in a bowl of cotton balls. It's like nothing matters to everything. God, that's crazy. Yeah. The, the PFAA put out a statement where they have 100 members. I think they said they have 100 members yesterday.

They put out a statement. Are you part of them? Did they invite you to be part of them? They did invite me, yeah. And how does that work? Do you have any insights you could share with that? How does that work? Is there any negativity being involved with them?

It seems like it's like just a no brainer to just sign up to me? Yeah, I mean, the reason why I signed up is I, I mean, right now, I'm kind of just a active listener. I'm trying to understand where they're coming from, and trying to form my own opinion around it. I, I will say this, like, I agree with some stuff, and then I, I don't agree with some stuff. Because like, we got on a call, and there were some things being said that I was just like, I don't, you know, that kind of seems a little messed up to me. So yeah, I'm just, I'm trying to navigate my way around it. But pretty much, I mean, I saw that Abby Domet didn't even get invited to like the, um, the poll or whatever when we were, um, voting for the members or

whatever. So I'm just like, I don't know if they gave it to everybody. I don't really know how it works, honestly. So they don't really go into depth about that. Um, and we don't get a ton of information. That sounds like that was probably a clerical error. I think maybe because I think maybe they invited her last year. And then maybe this year, the emails just didn't go out or like they just didn't re-invite her or something like that. So I don't, I don't really know. And, and there's, and do you have any obligation? Does it cost money to be a member? No. It's basically just a cohort of athletes together. It's like a club, like, hey, we all participate in the same thing.

We have a commonality. And this is us having, trying to come together to have one voice so that we can have adequate influence in the sport we're participating in. Yeah and you can you can be invited you can tell them that you want to like say what your name is or be anonymous or whatever like that so there's a bunch of different options. There's all there's there's talk specifically there's talks about other, new league forming. And it sounds like Will Morad has, has a very good sponsor and backer for that. Have you heard anything about that? So the only time I heard about that was yesterday from my coach, Tristan. He had just mentioned it. And I, that was the first time I had heard about it. Do you have a schedule set out for you for things you want to do? Like,

are you like, okay, I want to go to Wadapalooza. I want to do this event. Do you have, do you have a schedule set out for yourself? Yeah, so I mean, first off, I wanted to do Rogue, but the qualifier was disgusting. So, and obviously just coming off the games and I didn't give myself enough time. So I don't know. I don't even know if I would have made it anyways. But it was a really intense qualifier. So I decided to go and do Desert City Classic. And then I'm doing a local comp this weekend. It's in Calgary, so just a little bit north of us. And yeah, it's just a super fun workout or competition. It's like a new one or it's one, sorry, it's one of my first competitions that I ever did. So yeah, it's just very intimate. They do this thing where they turn off all the lights, have these big lights shining on you and you lift under the light. So it's super electric. And then I am doing waterpalooza

individual and on a team. And then that's going to be it. Cause that's already a lot. You're going to do individual handed team. Saxon said he's going to do that too. That's not too much. I don't know. I'm just going to go out and see, just go have fun. I mean, it's, it's only two days individual and then two. So I feel like it won't be too bad.

I mean, I'm sure the two days will be tough of individual, but then it's like, go have fun with two girls. So, I mean, we're still gonna try to do really well, but it's just a lot more fun and, how do you coaches me at the gym? Great, hi. Kyle Torres, how do you coaches me at the gym? Great coach, great human, leads by example. Thanks, buddy.

Do you know who that is? Yeah. Now you should have been like, No, no, I was just coaching him yesterday. No, I don't know. So do you know your team for waterpalooza? Yeah. Are you allowed to say yet? Or are you guys doing like a form? No, we can say Madison McClainy.

She was a pro MMA fighter. Oh, I feel like you might know who she is, but and then her best friend, Alyssa. No, she's not. Madison McLean McLean. I don't know how to say it Michael Yeah, oh they called her baby Hulk apparently is she oh Is she the one that trains with Baby Hulk that's sick. Is she the one that trains with Justin Maderas is Coach there's a female MMA fighter. No, she's with Tristan as well. So me and... Okay, okay.

Wow, she's pivoted from MMA to CrossFit. Does she have games aspirations? She does. So she did team last year. She was individual the year before that. I think she wants to stick to team though. Because she's having a lot of fun with team. But she is strong, so strong. And she was a gymn year before that. I think she wants to stick to team though, because she's having a lot of fun with team. But she is strong, so strong, and she was a gymnast as well. Yeah, she looks strong as shit. And then who's your other one? Who's your, is it three, three woman team?

It's her best friend. So see the waterpalooza picture right there on the right, down? So the girl in the front, her name's Alyssa. So the girl in the front, her name's Alyssa. Yeah, she's tagged up there at the top of the thing. Do they go individual too? Will they go individual too? So Alyssa, I'm pretty sure, was on a team, yeah, right there. She was on a team at the Games, maybe two, I want to say, a couple years ago. Carson was a huge breakthrough for you, huh? I want to say a couple years ago Carson was a huge breakthrough for you, huh? Like something something clicked there

Yeah for sure Can you describe that they do you remember when it happened? I Think it was I mean First event just happened really, you know, like I got third and it felt really good. And I mean, that's two really good movements for me. But at the same time, it was just like that kind of put me on a high and then I kind of just rode that high, I guess. And then again, I think it was just a lot of things having that tunnel of love having you know, so many things like I said, my mindset was so much different than the year before, I just didn't have so much pressure on myself. I think the year before, I was training with Kelly and stuff. And I had the pressure of like doing as good as she was doing. And I was like, I need Kelly Baker. Okay. And I just, yeah, I just felt like I had to do, you know, as good as her or whatever she was doing. And I wasn't focusing on me. I was kind of focusing on external things the year before. So yeah, I think it was just a number of things.

I definitely rode the high of getting third on that first workout. And then I was just like, hey, just stay consistent. Just try to stay consistent. All those workouts were pretty good for me. So, um, that also helps. Uh, how did you do it? The desert city classic? Uh, I got second.

And who got first? Uh, Zoe Warren. Oh, and did w so since you went to the games and she didn't go to the games, does that piss you off at all? Are you like, what the fuck? I need to, like, I have this pressure on myself. If I go to a local comp, I got to win. No, I mean, I wanted to win, obviously. And I'm not having, I'm not giving like any excuses.

But I just came off like a month of traveling. I actually came straight from Spain like two days before that. So that was just like a lot. And then I was like, OK, I didn't even get sick, whatever. And then the day of the competition, I got sick. And so, you know, I did what I could, and it was fine. And Zoe is a really good athlete. Like, she's frickin' fit and strong. So I knew it was going to be tough with her. And then obviously Hannah Black is really strong, too. So yeah, I knew it was going to be tough with her. And then obviously Hannah Black is really strong too. So yeah, I knew it was going to be a push, but I just did what I could with what I had. And do you experiment in any of those,

like an event like that, where there's maybe not as much pressure, like, hey, try some things, maybe push yourself in areas that you wouldn't have pushed yourself with the risk of like shutting down. Honestly, maybe if I was feeling better, but I was just kind of, I was like a little gremlin all weekend. I kept apologizing to people because usually I'm the happy-go-lucky, like dancing in the back.

But I was just not, I joke around with, I joke around with a couple guys that I felt like I was a man with a cold like I felt like you know where you're getting where you guys are just on the couch and you got your little man. It's rough man. Is it rough? Yeah dude. Sometimes I got to like go get soup for myself. Yeah and that's what I'm saying where you're just laying there, I need some hot chocolate. And you think that was the time that you just had an acclimated to the time change? Yeah, and I just, I really didn't even care very much, honestly, I should have more. But by the last day, I was like, okay, stop being a little bitch and just have some fun. Like you're competing with some girls, you know, your friends. So go out and have fun. I think I was just over it. Both of us were over the travels. The month of traveling just

wasn't, I just wanted to be home. So there was just a lot of things that I was just like, Ugh, I don't want to be here right now. You know what I mean? So it is what it is. I just, I had fun and for the most part, but yeah. What are you going to do today? Thanks. Oh, I guess it's not Thanksgiving for you. Do you do any holiday, do you guys do anything? Does Canada take a break, a rest day and just look over the fence? What are they doing? Yeah, no, today is a rest day for me, though. I'm just chilling. I'm gonna, I have a lot of work to do. I'm on online coach as well. So I have to get a bunch of programming done. And then I have an interview and then I think that's about it. Just chilling today.

You're selling your own programming? No, I'm with Ascend athlete. Oh, that's right. I knew that. Yeah. And you have an interview like with a local TV or newspaper or no, it's with um morning talk up We're just talking about nutrition. Oh Okay, awesome. Yeah. Hey

You made a video where you said that someone in the comments asked you if you were pregnant I thought that was fucking funny Yeah, I was like what just cuz my belt was just squished The fact that you addressed that I have to tell you made me really like you even more if that's even possible Why not just let that go why Why do a bit around that? Well, I think it was just funny. Usually, I would just take the piss. You should go see my YouTube, actually, because sometimes people will just say the most ridiculous things,

and then I'll just come back at them with a cheeky little comment. I don't fight with people. I don't really care. It's like whatever. Each to their own. People can have their own opinions. I don't really give a care, but I just love coming back. a lot of the times I'll come back with like some fact about fitness and then they'll actually write back and be like, Oh, thanks. I actually didn't know that. And I'm like, Yeah, so maybe get your facts straight before you start just pissing on people on on comments. You know what I mean? Yeah, so I'll just take the piss with people. But I don't know, I just thought it's important for people to see that our bodies can change. And also, like, you're just squishing a belt. Like, and also, I wasn't feeling great about my body at the time, because the Travelsman Europe is insane. They just love to just add oils to everything.

So I think I was just a little bit bloated from that. And so I already wasn't feeling great from that. And so I just wanted people to know that, hey, our bodies can look differently, especially when we're lifting a lot of weight. So it's fine, right? Yeah, was it a man or a woman who asked if you were pregnant? It was a man.

I went and looked at his thing and he's just a little gamer, just whatever. Just probably in his parents... Just a little gamer guy. Yeah, just a little gamer guy in his parents fricking basement just razzin' on the table. Cheating on his fingers and shit.

Yeah, exactly. I appreciate you coming on this morning. Yeah, thanks. It was, it's always fun. I'm glad it's not Thanksgiving for you. We'll be watching. Thank you for sharing the information you have. Of course. Yeah, and have a great day and stay warm.

Peace and love. You're awesome. Thank you, Hattie Canyo. Am I pronouncing your name right? Hattie Canyo. Oh, Hattie Canyo. I have to say Hattie Canyo. All right, here, have a good day.

You too. Bye. Always good to see her great attitude Jenny I eat one meal and I look up four months pregnant What it looks like snowboarding on top of trees And All those doughnut things around it. I Was just thinking about that when she was talking about it looks fucking

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John Wooley from Cuckville. Yeah. Man, he is a really bad human being. Wolf in myth. It's funny, it's funny these these libtards cannot hide their scumbaggery. He is such a bad person. It is brutal. It's it's it's truly The cowardice that that is John Wooley is I'm trying to find that that screenshot of that From his story that someone sent me Hmm. I think you're on the thread. Yeah I'll find it and I want to show you guys what a completely passive aggressive Fucking bully looks like he is such a fucking bully

And I wonder if he knows that everyone sees it he's a liar and a bully the line is just an insane He doesn't even try to hide it. I want to read this to you. He is a, what a rotten soul. What a pathetic human being. He has this thing that's called ask me anything. First of all, and then first of all, make no mistake, John, we know that no one at, when you do ask me anything, that you ask yourself the questions from the burner account. We know that no one asks you this question. As the great Mitchell Cooper said, As the great Mitchell Cooper said, it's undeniable. It's unequivocal. No one asked you any thoughts on Chase Ingram's Instagram post yesterday. If you don't like CF, you have to leave.

No one asked you that. We know that you want to respond to that and so that you send yourself your own ask me anything. No one in their right mind is asking you, no one in their wrong mind is asking you anything. No one cares what you think or your opinion on anything. The only people who care about you or like any of your dependents probably care about you when they need a dollar from you.

So first of all, you should be truly embarrassed that you do this. And so that's strike one. That's how big of a coward you are. You set up your own ask me anythings. And then here comes the wishy washy I can't say anything from the school of fucking Brian friend, just passive aggressive cowardice that you are, that is you, that is the essence of your being. He writes, well on the surface I think it's fair. So he's already going to play both sides. We always know he does that. He's so afraid to not be be on the popular side. Well, on the surface I think it's fair to say that if something makes you unhappy

then you should go find something that makes you happy. And then here's the really passive aggressive part. Here's the part where he's just a fool liar comes out. I do think it's wild message for CFHQ to be sending considering issues they're facing and dealing with. So issues they're facing and dealing with, that's just him being ambiguous. That's the woke talk. He won't say exactly what that is because he wants the reader to fill that in with whatever emotional garbage they bring to shit when they read it.

Because intelligent people will be like, what's he talking about facing and dealing with? But the dumb Wokorotsi Kamala 12 times boosted people are like, chop your penis off your kids crew is, oh, I know what the issues are that CrossFit's facing and dealing with. They fill that in. That's how you incite the dumb mob, and dealing with. They fill that in. That's how you incite the dumb mob, the NPCs. It's like zombies. You just make noise and they look and they come after you. But the part that's the presupposition, that's the really weasely part that is John Woolley is I do think it's a wild message for CFHQ because he knows 100% that message is not from CrossFit HQ. 100%

he knows that's not from CrossFit HQ. And then he doubles down and this is his way because you know he's a tattletale. He runs to Dawn with everything but he must have lost access to Dawn so he doesn't want to run to Dawn with this. You know how you know, I will he will he's like Brian Fran He's like I speaking to dawn yesterday. I run I have a company that a hundred people work for me You know, he's always got of like I spoke to the third party investigators. Yes. Yeah. Thank you all that shit Yeah I do think he was talking about Yeah.

Uh, I- I- I do think- Uh, he was talking about, uh, Luca. Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. People will just fill it in. Was he talking about Luca or was he talking about Lazar? Or was he talking about the PFAA? Or was he talking about Dave Castro? Like, you don't know. It's not- he want- that's- that's the Wokorotsi thing.

He wants you to fill in the blank. Because he's too much of a coward to say it himself. You can insert anything that's pissing you off about HQ right there. That's to summon anyone who has a problem with HQ. It's as dumb as the people who say that anything HQ does is a money grab. That says nothing. I know why you woke up this morning just to breathe. Oh, I know why you woke up this morning just to breathe. Oh, I know why you woke up today just to eat. It's just a food grab. I know why I went to work today.

It's because I was some money grab. Yeah, just the money. Like, like, dude, that says nothing. That's just like insurance. I know why this happened because God wanted it to happen. God wanted it to happen. God wanted it to happen. You can just say that about everything and anything. That's right. Just a money grab. Oh

Cool. Thanks deep insight. Wow more lib tartary. That's just to incite You know like as if there's something wrong with making a fucking money grab Okay, I do think so then he goes on to say make no mistake. It's CF HQ's message So basically what what wooly is doing there is he knows it's not CF HQ's message He must have lost access to tattletale to dawn So what he's doing there is he's forcing the hand of HQ to try to slap chase It's weasel propaganda He 100% knows it's not CF HQ's message. He's just too much of a bitch to say, Hey, chase, you probably shouldn't have said that when you were wearing a CrossFit

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Cowardice. Thank you. And then he goes on, I can't imagine a well-run organization would allow. There's the libtard, would allow. Woolley doesn't even take a piss without raising his hand and asking his wife, can I use the bathroom? Do you mind holding it for me?

Yeah, can I use the bathroom? Honey, can I use six squares I'm uh honey can I use six squares of toilet paper this is a big shit I know you only like me to use four no John no John you can't no the first voice was better no John you can't. I mean, it is such manipulative propaganda country. Make no mistake, it's CFA's Q's message. No, it's not, John. You're just too afraid to fucking come at Chase, you coward. I can't imagine a well-run organization would allow a very public-facing employee wearing

their logo. Allow. So what he's saying, if you don't know, he's saying that he's disgusted by it and Don, you now have to spank Chase. Because I perceive it as that it's coming from HQ. So anybody wearing their logo on a podcast or in public saying anything about CrossFit? They just, they work for and you their word is God. I got a loop a God wanted him to post this. Thank you. It was just a money grab on a chase his part.

Just an attention grab. So not not to mention Lucas fucking ass backward interpretation that he did it because he works for the company. I will agree with this. Chase did put his job on the line by speaking out so boldly. Even though, God, we need way more of that from HQ. We need so much more of that. Make no mistake, it's CFHQ's message. No, it's not you liar and you know it's not. I can't imagine a well-run organization would allow a very public-facing employee wearing their logo share opinions about the company they didn't

approve or support. So now he's kind of, now he betrays himself. Why? So he knows 100% that that was somewhere in just Chase's podcast or something. I don't know if it was on his or on Glinton's, but he fucking just had a fucking heartfelt moment and said something. And so John is trying to, uh, that's his name, right? John Wooley. Yeah, something like that. John Wooley is trying to force HQ's hand. Now, listen, if you just want to be, why don't you just come out and say it? What you really mean, dude, instead of just trying to manipulate. Because you're a pussy. You are a liar and a coward.

You're a coward. You lied to yourself. You lied to everyone who watches your shit. The whole thing is fucking fake. You're the antithesis of what leadership is. It's embarrassing that a grown man does that. That's like something like a six-year-old does to get an extra piece of candy on Halloween. Make no mistake. Let me tell you guys something. Make no mistake. That is not CFHQ's message.

There's no one with the balls to say what Chase said. And so why would John write that? Because he's too afraid to go out to say what he really thinks. Can you imagine how his process works? I will say this. I don't know if John does that consciously. I don't know I I do think that He's so he's so intertwined with coward and pussy That he can't that he doesn't even know like he has thoughts and then they go through a pussy filter before they fuck before he speaks a coward filter I protect myself like he always leaves the door out of what he said that's why he that's why he starts it well on the surface so I think

it's fair when John Wooley parachutes out of an airplane he parachutes over the ocean with the plane flying two feet off the water with six parachutes on. Just in case. And then he wakes up from his dream and he tells people he jumped from a plane. He's such a disingenuous corporate douchebag. Into a puddle.

John is so corporate he doesn't know how to be real and honest with himself. Yeah, so maybe he doesn't even know he's doing it. But it's pathetic. And make no mistake, no one wrote him that. Anything John Woolley says is as valid as a poll Brian Friender does. It's not valid. It's a joke. And the fact that he doesn't think people see... And so you will...

So for the people who buy that, the people who take that hook line and sinker, by the way, those are like the like those are the worst people you want around you. So not only is he unconscious, but he attracts those kind of people. Yep, exactly. It's sad. And God, I hope Don or whoever doesn't fall for that bullshit. I hope that people at HQ make a note of that. John throws rocks from the back. That's all he does. And then runs away? Yeah, he throws rocks from the back. That's all he does. And then runs away?

Yeah, he throws rocks from the back and runs away. It's pathetic. Yeah, I agree. John doesn't have any guy friends. For sure not. Your guy friends would not let you get away with that shit. for sure not. You guy friends would not let you get away with that shit. He's the guy when he meets new people changes his voice to make it high. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like high, like he dims his own light.

That makes me feel uncomfortable. Excuse me. Yeah, what a but but he makes for good content for this show. I will say that. When I saw that I was like, wow, does anyone not see through this? I got a DM yesterday saying that we went to the moon, even Elon believes it, let it go, Sevan. I just said, okay, thank you Wow And then I think I just said I want to believe we went to the moon I just need one piece of irrefutable evidence like like why can't we just why can't I just go to big five and get a

Telescope and point at the moon and see the flat didn't we leave a flag there. Can you see that? Yeah, so why can't I just like... You get a pretty big telescope I think. You do? Yeah. What else? Is that the only only way you'd believe it? I just need some evidence. So like this movie, this movies like well, they brought moon rock back and Then they're like and then it shows a year before They went there and brought the moon rock back It showed the guy who was head of NASA in Anna in Antarctic in Antarctica with a bunch of other scientists Collecting moon rocks that it hit the earth

They clack rock or was it asteroids? They said it was moon rock. They said they've collected hundreds of pounds of rock that's come from the moon onto earth. And it shows them like a picture like this holding rocks. And then, and then there was another, there was another story where I guess Buzz and, uh, uh, Louis Armstrong. What's the guy's name?

Uh, I think it's Louis. Buzz and Armstrong, whatever the guy's fucking name is. Buzz Aldrin. Yeah, where they gave a piece of moon rock to some like the president of Argentina or some shit. And then a year later, they realized they found out that it was just petrified wood. Really? Yeah, they gave him the fucking sound.

Oh, Louis Armstrong was the singer, Judy says. Buzz and Neil. Oh yeah, Neil. Thank you. Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong. He played the trumpet on the moon. I just need, just just something I haven't made it through the whole documentary yet. I Do find it weird that we just lost all of the calculations necessary to go to the moon like everything just Disappeared after that Like we never never did it again. Yeah, so like whenever Elon said he was gonna start doing like working on going back to the moon again Yeah, he was like, well we had to rework everything

I know weird have we only been once is that the deal? Yeah, I think we've been to the moon one time and then every other time has just been like a Rover a Rover or we're just orbiting around the earth I'm gonna ask Google how many times has man been to the moon? 12 American male astronauts have walked the moon as part of six NASA Apollo missions that took place between 1969 and 1972. Oh

Apollo 11 12 14 15 16 and 17 yeah 13 was the big tragedy oh there was a tragedy one The moon is flat. First crew list of missions to the moon. All right, maybe we've been. Fuck. People started writing books right away saying it was bullshit too, but until the internet came out, you know what I mean? It didn't.

It wasn't as widespread. Yeah. Yeah, I always found the footage that they always share of them walking on the moon and like planting the flag and shit. I always found that weird. You're like, oh, it's uh, there's no air up there so why is the flag waving? That kind of thing. Yeah I don't know anything that one I don't know anything about um the atmosphere there. Yeah. So I just pushed

that one into unknown. It's like building set it It's like building seven You ever seen building seven fall down No No plane hit it Just okay, it's just chillin and then all of a sudden it just falls you're like what the fuck over there Somebody we were talking about conspiracy theories in class the other day and Somebody we were talking about conspiracy theories in class the other day and Somebody brought up the professor to come in or just like with the professor with the with the professor with the instructor Yeah, yeah, so one of the things we did was just to introduce ourselves we Introduced ourselves tell something about us and then we we gave our

Craziest Conspiracy theory that we believe in. Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it was really sick. So this guy's like, yeah, my conspiracy theory, my, we got on the whole topic of like how Jews run everything. There's just like, you have Black Rock and just that's not a conspiracy. Right, right, right. No, it's

that's what we're saying. Like it's Africa is full of black people. Right? No conspiracy. So we talk about that we get on the whole Jew topic and he goes, you know, how many Jews died in 911? And he was like, zero, you know how many Jews normally work in the Twin Towers? 6000 or something like that. Is that true? I haven't looked it up, but apparently it is.

And he says, every Jew apparently got an email the day before from the big head Jew and told them that don't come to work tomorrow because there's going to be a couple planes that decide to drop the towers. Hey dude, just so you know, I am not the kind of guy who just shoves my dick in the hole. Like I make sure it's adequately wet. So I didn't type in how many Jews died. Yeah, I didn't type in how many Jews died in 9-11.

I first went gentle. I said, how many black guys died in 9-11? I'm going to start there. You know what I mean? Just a little, just a little. Okay. Okay. 12 black firefighters from New York City died in 9-11. 2977 people from 90 countries including 343 firefighters, 71 cops, 8 paramedics, 55 military personnel.

OK, so I only know how many how many race. OK. Let me do I'm going to do how many Asian how many Asians. I'm not going to use the word guys because that's a I'm just going to how many Asians died. Nine eleven. There isn't much information about how many Asian people died. Fuck you guys. Wow, they want to keep it tally of the Asians. If you ain't black, you ain't getting nothing.

You don't even get a Google search. Fucking Asians, man. Those poor motherfuckers. That's what you get for being top of the food chain when it comes to economic earnings. You don't get a... They're talking about taking you into Harvard because there are too many of you. Should we go just straight to Jews now? Fuck it. Blacks and... it's suitably... how many Jews died at 9-11?

Contrary to some conspiracy theories... oh shit. About Jews being warned not to go to work that day. The number of Jews? Jewish people who died in the attacks is variously estimated between 270 and 400 based on last names of the dead Okay, so if you got a burg or a mon, yeah, what? Okay, I bet you if you let here let's look up here. I'll do this real quick Yeah, I'll thought of you on that list quick I Want to type in how many Armenians died? How many Armenians? It's crazy that there's not oh I should type in how many Japanese Maybe oh Rod. Here we go. There's 28. I typed in Berg and we got 28 hits

Oh for Berg's that died 9-eleven just just Berg's. Yeah, and I mean there's like Here we have a James Patrick burger Steven Howard burger Oh Bergstein that guy is for sure Jew and 66 Daniel David Bergstein, but dude that guy was wearing a yarmulke David Daniel David Bergstein He's doubling Eisenberg that guy dude's gonna be number two. Alkenberg. Yeah. Fiedelberg, Feinberg. Feinberg is for sure a black guy.

Feinberg? No way. If his first name was like Alonzo or Lamont, Lamartberg. Oh shit. Gertzberg, yeah. Oh, there's Goldberg for sure dude Happy thanksgiving Sarah. Yeah Goldberg, please someone you should use chat a GPT and it can give you answers in an Armenian accent Hey, I wonder if they're if I'm gonna look up a

Lamont because that's a black guy's name Lamont fineinberg I wonder if there's any Lamont Feinberg's I want to ask the instructor about it on on Monday and see I was like hey I looked up how many burgs just burge just burgs yeah 28 of them I want to see if he what his retort is for that I brought up my my conspiracy theory that was a fact is the pharmaceutical companies haven't cured a single disease since their inception and that they just pray off of people people's obesity and diabetes and diseases like that yeah and they're like and everybody's like yeah that's not a conspiracy theory we all know that's true it's like yeah that's right hey

that by the way that's just a setup that question in your class, that dude's not going to be here today. Or tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Well, he's on his way out. So that's why he brought it up. He's like, Yeah, I'm out of here. So this is another thing. Like if you were like all red fire engines have baby blood in the paint, you're out. Yeah, yeah. You can't work with golf anymore. This guy is a crazy story actually. So he he he's been in for 15 plus years or something. And he decided not

to take the vaccine in 2020. And because he was in like, he's like a critically manned career field, they like kept him around, but they kind of just like ostracized him. And he went through the whole thing where like he couldn't go to the gym, they kept him in his house, like the whole bullshit that they did in the military for people who didn't take the vaccine. And ever since then, they've just been trying to push him out this whole time. So finally, they're like, they got to the point where his contract was finally coming up to renewal, and they just denied it. And they're like, no, you're see you later.

You're in your school. Huh? What's he doing in your school then? That's basically what they just asked. They just sent him to the schoolhouse and they like wouldn't let him work. And then like the actual job and then he's just finishing out the rest of his contract. So I'm guessing he signed a contract prior to 2020 and now it's just coming out the rest of his contract. So I'm guessing he signed a contract prior to 2020. And now it's just coming to the end of it.

But he fought it so that they would he could stay in. But then they finally got fed up with it. And they were like, yeah, no, you're we're not going to let you renew. So even if he passes his class, he's toast. He goes to civilian life. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's already he's already does the job. He's teaching us how to do the job. Oh, interesting. Yeah. It's crazy, yeah. Well, he's already he's already does the job. He's just teaching us how to do the job. Oh Interesting. Yeah, it's crazy, man

Hey, I looked up Lamont Fineberg because Lamont's like a black news name and fine Briggs a Jew name Okay, and I put in images. There's not one Not one Jew not there's not one person on planet Earth with the name Lamont Feinberg. Nuh-uh. I mean, I don't, I mean, I'm making that up kind of, but I'm going with it. But it's not like her. There's Jessica Feinberg. She's black, but there, like you just wouldn't see those two names ever together. Oh yeah.

Wow. You know what I mean? Lamont Feinberg, like just a classic black guy football player. And like, if you type in Lamont Hill, like 50 black dudes will pop up. Or if you type in David Feinberg, like thousand Jews will pop up. I see what you're saying. They're all either Lamont. Uh-uh.

Yeah. Well, there's like 20 image hits and it's either a Lamont with a different last name or a Feinberg with a different first name. Yeah. And it's like, like if you're Lamont, a different last name or a Feinberg with a different first name Yeah, and it's like like if you're Lamont you're from Compton and if you're a Feinberg you're from fucking Brooklyn And those two just never come together. Yeah, people never fucked him. Yeah, like she Burrows. Yeah, like shekeena shekeena Feinberg there isn't gonna be one with Asha slasher the backslash. Oh

Interesting I wonder if you could do it the other way around I wonder if you could find like just a classic Jew first name with just a classic black guys last name one doesn't pop off off the top of my head Alan how about how about Mexico got a fucking Jew woman president yeah Yeah. How'd that happen? There's ton of Jews down there. You think they all escaped during the, during the great war? Yes, sir. I do think so.

Interesting. I think South America is full of them. Yeah. I think that's how, what is it, how it is in like Argentina or Brazil. They just have like German towns in the middle of the country that nobody goes to because they're all just The Jews and the Nazis all fled to South America Yeah, they just they just didn't move to the same place. Look at look at a Jewish That's good. That's good. Holy shit.

I bet you John Woolley got made fun of a lot as a kid. And now he's just trying to make a point. Yeah, he's in survival mode. Probably. He's like he's like helping where he just wants friends so bad.

But he, and he'll do anything to fit in, but he's not autistic. And so there's this, he. Yeah, it's weird. He's this weird blend. Wooly. Like, so if you were to make a chart, you know, if you were to make a chart, there'd be Brian on one side, then helping on the other and wooly would be like their kid. If, if, if helping and Brian.

Like a Venn diagram. Yeah. Blend I you wooly like so if you were to make a chart, you know If you would make a chart there'd be Brian on one side then helping on the other and wooly be like their kid if Helping and Brian like a Venn diagram. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes They're too separate but when they come together they make a John Wooley whoever the fuck does no rep news do that, please Helping on one side Brian friend on the other and put John Wooley is the what the what that makes for the commonalities. Yes. Oh, God. He was definitely a hall monitor. Oh, shit.

That's funny. Taylor told me that text me in the group chat this morning and said, hey, we found a bunch of skunks under my mom's house this morning and one of them has Sevan's beard on it. Disgusting. What the fuck? I wanna know what that means. I looked up this morning. I looked in the mirror this morning

and I thought I looked like an owl. I do not know what to fucking do with my... Who? Yeah, who? So you know what I did? I watched Hilar's video with the juiced up dude. Dave Lipson? Yeah, he's done too much juice, I thought. That video was exhausting. I didn't make it through the whole thing. Neither did I. But I saw Lipsyn, I was trying to figure out how,

so I was inspired by his look though, so what I did yesterday is I shaved my sideburns down a little bit. I want to grow my beard like Hamzat. Oh, where it's just like a box? Yeah, I want it like people think I'm Muslim. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. But there's gonna be I'm not sure how I'm gonna do it because there's gonna become a point where it's gonna go. I wish I could show you my driver's license picture. It just gets unruly like it just it literally starts looking like pubic hair. Nice. You know what I mean? It's just that's awesome. And I'm not sure what what's gonna happen at just That's awesome. And i'm not sure what what's gonna happen at um Lose the stash

Just go like four eight go full like abraham lincoln. Yeah, mine looks like storm. See how his just looks like pubes That's exactly what mine's gonna look like Yeah storm has my beard except mine's gray damn, dude Doesn't his face just look like it's got just a huge monster Like if you pan down a little bit, you'd see like a dick hanging out of the tip of that thing Yeah, I guess Sorry storm

Sevon Muhammad, yeah, I want I want to have a beard so people think I'm Muslim Yeah, I had to break that up the Dave Lipson video. It was funny. Just kind of listen to I didn't realize Dave was so like every time I've seen him, I've seen him like at vendor village and stuff. He's very subdued. But in that video, he was just rolling. He from hanging out with him in the old days, he was always like crazy positive.

He was always on and always positive. Like I never saw a dark cloud over, not even a little bit. Yeah, I could see that for sure. He's one of those people like when he wakes up in the morning, like if you haven't had your coffee yet, he's probably a lot to handle. Yeah, for sure. You're like, you're like honestly like I need space when when I got to the point that they took Viagra and started working out I was I just started looking to see who had a boner first is that really true that's really

true they took Viagra before they worked out yeah it was like sildenafil or something and there he's like yeah you're just gonna get sick pump and then you're just gonna have like crazy good metabolism or some shit. And Dave was talking about how it's like the next thing to start taking Viagra, Cialis. Okay, sorry Christian. Have you ever take, have you, I've tried Cialis and Viagra. Have you ever tried it? No. Dude. Dude. What? Have you I've tried to see Alice and Viagra. Have you ever tried it? No, dude Dude What it's crazy. Like you can't take that stuff

Like what like what do you what what about it like you're just fucking ready to go at all times, dude Okay, that's how I imagine it works But I just don't know like like you're just like you just go in the bathroom casually Let's say like you're just working on your computer and you're like and you're drinking You know water and then you're like I gotta pee and this the second your dick sees your hand come down for it It gets rock hard What you're like what the fuck like hey, dude, i'm not here to fucking jerk you off. I'm here to take a piss relax And that's why I like that for a week

It's I did not it's you take it one time Like that for a week. It's, I did not, it's- You take it one time, like that for a week? Yeah. It's just always on edge. Have you ever heard anybody talking about that? It's always ready. Well, you're not hard the whole time. You're just ready.

Oh. You know what I mean? You're just ready to smash it. I feel like that. At all times. Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. You can't, it's purely, it's purely, the reason why they sell so much of it. It's purely a recreational drug like it's not like

Wow, so I mean, I I mean I guess I approve I don't why doesn't he just take arginine arginine's like that to me too You're just ready Probably because he's on so much other shit That's what I wonder. Like if you're on TRT, aren't you just already bricked up all the time? I would think. And then you.

Hmm. I don't know why you would want to be bricked up more than you already are. It's kind of a hassle. Yeah, that'd be uncomfortable. I feel like. Especially if you live in a motor home, a thousand miles from your wife, facts, dude, she'll be here tonight though. So, oh, that's awesome.

You're going to solve that real quick. That's awesome. Hey, wasn't Luca training with, um, keifer. Yeah. Hey, wasn't Luca training with Kiefer? Yeah, I thought he wasn't a proven kind of athlete. Proven adjacent. And now he's a John Singleton. Huh. That's weird. I hope Luca goes to the games this year. I wonder if he'll do the open.

No. No, you don't think so? No way. He's just, he's never gonna do anything ever again. Happy Thanksgiving! Dave's Jewish and Survive 9-11 just saying. Oh, Lipson. Yeah, good point. Wow. All right, well. He must have got paged.

You don't take the drug and you just have a boner. As I recall, it's been, I don't know, 15 years since I fucked with it, but it's basically just makes it so it's like it's just on demand. It's like over on demand. You're like. It's just over, like you can just summon it at any time, like any time. That's how I remember it. Penis hard, penis off. Penis hard, penis off.

You know what I mean? You can just be like, yeah, it's just there. Wow. I just came. Who cares? Penis hard. Okay. Here I am. Do it again. Yeah, do it again. Fuck, that's wild. Yeah.

Ready for action, sir. Ready. Reporting for action, sir. Reporting for duty, sir. Feels warm, all blood pathways are more open. Interesting. You're selling me on Cialis. I think Cialis is the one that lasts I think viagra One of them lasts for like one of them's supposed to last for just like the day and one of them is supposed to last

for the week, but they both last they both last for They both last for a week And you and you hang so long. That's another thing. I forgot about that. You hang so long. It's a lot of cock to deal with Yeah, you hang so long it's a lot of cock to deal with yeah you hang so long it's kind of like yeah yeah that's it's imagine like how I imagine exercise where you start hanging really long like you just look at it and you're like man you're you're just yeah maybe that's why it's so fast you're always you're always big and then it just fills with blood yeah you just hang it yeah that makes sense all right

Matuthian I have that on my notes oh I did I did by the way, I did find a sport for John Woolley and Halpin and Brian Friend to pivot to. I felt like it was rude just to kick them out of the CrossFit space. Oh. Without giving them a place to go. You know what I mean? No, that's okay. They got disc golf and shit. No, this. This is the, this, I found their sport here. It is right here, by the way, okay uh Who would be in the front?

Um I think probably john wooly. Yeah, will he be in the front? He's a real leader. Yeah Here we go. Uh, this is the sport. sport. If you'd like to see where Wooly, Brian and Halpin are pivoting to. Here we go. You never have to take your dick like those guys just wake up in the morning like that. And you never have to take your dick out of the guy's ass. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I think I think Brian's in the

middle and then you have helping in the back. And what's crazy is it's a part of the sport that's each of those guys has a different job, obviously, but the guy in the middle Brian does have to jerk Wooly off. You know, because Wooly's got doesn't get to put his dick in anyone's butt. So I jerk him off once a week Hmm. Have you ever heard of an elephant train? Is that where the elephant walk where you hold the guy's dick behind you and you walk around so you get in fraternity?

Right and that the only way that works is I mean you put help him in the back because he just doesn't have a dick So he he doesn't have anything to grab on to Brian in the middle so he can hold on to that one and then Brian just hold on to Woolies if how often doesn't have a dick and Brian's in the middle Brian must be really disappointed yeah I want to see it I want to see these guys wreck they just there was just one they just felt they like fell in the middle there one they just felt they like fell in the middle there it was like god that is crazy oh I guess they can just slide out there you go right there oh never mind they didn't even really wreck hold on we'll see. Oh, yeah. Oh, there it is

Why would they what's the what the fuck who comes Wow different sports so amazing fucking dumb In two days time tomorrow will be yesterday to Coral's art page. Wow, you're amazing Happy Thanksgiving. Oh, there's some good pictures. Yeah, that mustangs dough Yeah, that's sick. Oh my god. Look at that painting All right, I said have you seen Wow, look at that moon have you that's crazy have you seen a Dexter yeah

in a did you see in like one of the final seasons I'm watching a batista has a Trans Am. He has the same one that fucking Burt Reynolds had. Okay. I wonder how much it costs to buy one of those Trans Am. I would love, if my wife drove one, oh Trans Am Pontiac Firebird Wikipedia, Trans Am Pontiac Firebird. I'm gonna buy my wife one of those.

I'm gonna start a GoFundMe. Isn't that how you get shit? My wife just really, I just really want to buy my wife a Trans Am. Dude, my wife looks so crazy in one of those. Haley looks like she's straight out of the fucking 70s. 10 to 45 grand for 2002 Can you put where did you go? Where did can you show me some? I just looked firebird Here, let me go to like fucking

Transamp Pontiac fiber. I wonder how much would cost me to get one of those. I am gonna start to go find me I'm not joking. Oh for sale transit. Oh, it's all little little ones. Oh Okay Before sale transit. Oh, it's all little little ones. Oh Okay No, none of those like old how about a 77 Oh What is that fought the 1989 Wow, that's cool, it's got a teatop Can you type in 1970s 50 grand for a fucking used Pontiac Firebird 2002 are you crazy How did you all when I pull it up it's just little model ones

For like $249. Oh. Here's one for $47. Either that or I need to get her a step, I should get her a step side like an old stepside truck. Like a square body? Just something from like the 70s that like the meth dealer would drive. something from like the 70s that like the meth dealer would drive. My wife's just I can just tell when I look at her I just see her she's trapped in the 70s when I have sex with my wife I pretend like she's one of the Charlie's Angels you know what I mean? Yeah. Here you go. go this it's gonna be stupid expensive huh yeah holy shit dude those are sick as fuck wait only 14 go to that other one only 1,400 miles since the rotisserie Wow Wow

Look at there's one for a hundred and seventy thousand You have to park that in a garage. Yeah, you'd never drive that you live in Florida and you never drive it Or you only drive it when you there's a zero percent chance of rain and it's beautiful out. Let me see that one that's for 60. That one I'll put it I'll do a GoFundMe for that one. Let me see can you click on that that gray one that silver one? Can we just put a different I would just put a different paint job on it. Can we look inside of it? Oh yeah. Can we look inside of it? Oh, yeah

Those seats look like they'll hurt my back. I'm fucked Holy shit, dude, that is so nice. Oh my god Wow, but it sounds so nice Whoo that is very pretty You can't just put a car cover on that No, you have your own garage for that thing. Yeah, but your uh Your kids aren't allowed in that. No, fuck. Hell no.

You don't eat in that. You don't put drinks in there. You just drive that thing. Uh, Seve, look at the photos I sent you. Where would I go for that? On, on text message or Instagram? Oh, text message. Was that your car, Audrey? Oh, you were a little cheerleader fucking slut huh? That's awesome.

I didn't know you were a cheerleader piece of ass. Oh my god her dad has one. That's amazing. Oh my god. Oh my god. She sent me a red one with teatops that's crazy. Where is that? Those are my dad's car as a kid. Wow. These are in. Yeah, I bet. He has three of them. I had a car like that. I wouldn't be letting my kids near it. Wow. That's nuts.

Oh shit. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm That's nuts. Oh, shit. What? Here, hold on. Let me pull it up real quick. Yeah, what if my kids hit it with a BB gun? Oh, dude, dead, dead, immediate death. Dead dead immediate death

Sub on his mad on his show today that I commented on chase's Real that means I was very obviously right on target. I'll do a video on it next week when I return We're returning from where fucking He's going to a mental health fucking thing. Sevan is mad mad. I'm mad mad. Big mad dude. Mad mad. Big mad.

Mad squared. Big mad. Big mad. Y'all mad. Hey, he forgot the, he forgot to put the ask me anything up there. Oh Shit, he did put that up there and put his seven on that at you Ask me how I feel about it and I'll respond to it later. Yeah, someone asked me if I'm mad except that seven's mad at me I'm gonna make a video on it

You know, he's just watching us. Hey, I'm gonna tell you a couple things. And a couple things to warn like things that you should be weary of. If anyone's like concerned with growing the sport, there's no reason ever to grow the sport. No one's like if those things are all going to happen on their own, just focus on excellence and it will take its course. People who think that there's a difference between CrossFit and the CrossFit games, that's just because they don't know the origins of the games and of fitness, and that it's basically like,

the games are always happening every single day in affiliates. Soon as you put a stopwatch to it, as soon as you're writing the names on the board, all of that, our whole origins come from the fact that we're racing. And to be able to compete against other people, compete against, I guess you could, if you want, you can compete against yourself. But like Hattie said, you don't always want to be last. And I was listening to the, it was a good show yesterday, but with Spin and Tyler and John, but it's a, I think it's a younger,

people just need to go back to their roots and see what it is. No one was ever, no one ever saw it as, we never saw it as marketing. We never saw it other than just a manifestation. Basically, you just have to think of it like this. The methodology is the greatest way to do GPP, general physical preparedness.

And we all do it every single day in some expression or form as CrossFitters, regardless of who's doing your programming. And it's constantly varied functional movement executed at high intensity and then you put the stopwatch to it and that's what it is. And all the games are is it's a place where people who've achieved the fastest times, the stopwatch part, and we go out there and we celebrate them and we use it as an excuse to get together and see our friends. That's all it is. It's nothing more. It's nothing else. Those people who want to make it a

professional sport or all that stuff, they've completely missed the mark. They're mad. Like, they're mad, not like the way John Wooley says that I'm mad. They're mad like they're crazy. Like they're mad not like the way John Wooley says that I'm mad. They're mad like they're crazy You're not gonna you're not going to those people who want it to get there without it getting there on its own Organically are the same people who think like you can just dress as a cowboy and you're a cowboy All you have to do like like Fikowski thinks that all you have to do is like talk a certain way Get a cowboy hat chaps and a whip and you're a fucking whore, you're a cowboy. And it's like that's not the way the world works. Nothing's gonna, nothing authentic, lasting, good is going to be built from that. They're

just completely lost. They're young and naive and stupid. And so, and you would hope that a guy Wooly's age would know that or that people would know that. Like I don't expect John Young to know that. He, you know, and but there becomes a certain amount of time that you just, you learn that just from your years on the planet. And so, it doesn't matter what the games does, if it doesn't go away. It doesn't matter if they just go straight from the open to the games. It doesn't matter. Like, it doesn't, none of that matters.

Just have to keep pursuing excellence, keep having to have the stopwatch there. Just have to keep doing the events. It can have its ebb and flow. It doesn't matter. Those people are going to completely go away. So in eight years when I'm 60 there will be no like all those people that we're talking about now they'll be completely gone and all we'll be talking about is how cool Austin Hatfield was before he won the games and turned into

a prick. That's it. You know what I mean? I remember when James Sprague was cool but after he's won the games three times he turns just fucking this you know he turns into Adler too. It's just like you know what I mean? We've seen it a million times So And pull that pull that thing up again about John Wooley and So here's here's the thing. Here's more of the propaganda and lies He makes the so it's it's just he's just inciting the victim crowd by saying, I'm mad. Yeah. I am not mad. I'm actually very thankful on this Thanksgiving that a uh great content to bring to you guys.

So um that's it and and this i don't even know what this sentence means i was very on i was i was very obviously right on target you you were no you were right in character you were you were You were perfectly in the cut passive aggressive coward character. You were a coward of the highest level. And the reason why he's going to make another video is so that the 62 people that will respond to him will make him feel better because he knows I got too close to home He knows I nailed him. I peeled the banana back. We saw him hiding in there and he has to make the video so that the 62 people will comment on it and then he'll respond to each of them for time to

Make it look like he had 240 comments and those 64 people will say stuff like, I've never liked Sevan or I stopped watching his stuff when he went off the deep end and started questioning moon landings. All right. All right. Maybe there going to be a show tomorrow on, I gotta talk to Hiller today, I think we're going to start a new YouTube channel about reviewing movies and TV shows. We might launch that tomorrow. Pedro, on some level, is this just childish? I know it's reviews and drama sells, but don't remember it being childish back in the day.

I hope it's childish. God, I hope it's childish. Let me find the quote. Accept thee that act like a child doesn't enter kingdom of heaven. Matthew 18.3, Caleb. Please. Except thee that act like a child does not enter kingdom of heaven is a paraphrase of Bible verse specifically Matthew 18.3 in which states, truly I say to you, unless you turn

and become like child, sorry, truly I say to you unless you turn and become like child, sorry. Truly I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Wow. God, my Bible shit is tight. That was good. How's the stink portal, buddy? Mr. Weed,ed thank you we're all dumber after listening to this how's the stink portal just listen if you need just a fucking quick little refresh mine refresh I just rub the stink portal David David we's just a chill guy just chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill's just chill. It's a chill guy. Just a chiller guy. Look at this, penis up. I'm a penis up guy.

See his profile picture? Oh yeah, that's good. Most guys are not penis up guys. My boys are all penis down guys. I'm penis up. It's too big. Penis up. I just don't like it sticking to anything. Yeah. You just want to say what's up to the homies dude.

When it's down it sticks to stuff. Up if you know I'm down if you don't. The last one session Seve do not last more than a few hours. Oh, the last one. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it just lasts for a week. I feel like it just keeps going. What about sideways off to the side?

If it's off to the side, for some reason I just get, I get aroused. I need to either... Down is uncomfortable. To the side is aroused. If I just pull my penis and point it off to the side, it will, it just gets hard. It's like the on switch for it. Do you know what I'm talking about? I see what you're saying, yeah. You know that, you know that sensation? Yeah. It's because I become aware of it. If I become aware of my penis, like I what I'm talking about? I see what you're saying. Yeah. You know that sensation?

Yeah. It's because I become aware of it. If I become aware of my penis, like I think I'm chubbing up now. If I become aware of my penis, he's like, yes, do you need me? Yeah. If you just stare at it, it just gets hard. You're like, grow, baby. Grow! Yeah.

Oh, shit. Alright, guys. Have a good Thanksgiving. Hedy Kanyu, thanks. Oh shit. All right guys, have a good Thanksgiving. Howdy can you, thanks for coming on. John Woolley, thank you for the continued content. See you guys later. Maybe do a nighttime show. Don't pass on the dessert, just go crazy. Or not, or not, or show some discipline and don't be a pussy.

What would John Woolley do? Talk to you guys later, bye bye.