The Sevan Podcast - Hunter & Hiller | Live Call In #1018

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

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Me, right now? Yeah, no, you said you've also been bald. Oh, no, I just shaved it. Oh. Oh. Careful, yeah, careful. I am a nightmare walking Psychopath talking Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Careful yeah careful Uh uh uh uh uh uh It's a theme song at my house now

Obvious knows the words and shit Walks around singing colors What do you mean? That's the name of the song? Colors? Yeah colors From uh Do you know that movie?

No With Pac-Man? Oh you gotta see it Sean Penn, Robert Duvall Woo Back in the day So good Uh They're a gang task force Do you know that movie? No. With Pac-Man? Oh, you got to see it. Sean Penn, Robert Duvall. Woo! Back in the day. So good. They're a gang task force unit.

And Robert Duvall, he's a cop. And he's kind of friends with the gangs and shit. He works the streets. And Sean Penn's a new cop. And so he comes in all brazen like trying to follow the rule of law to a tee and it causes all sorts of conflict and it's good it's good I like how old is it shit dude 30 years old maybe now I haven't seen it that's a great question um colors movie let me see what year uh 1988 yeah I mean that was a year or three years before i was born man

that'll be 40 years old in a couple years wow and i'll be walking around singing songs from that that's crazy mario lopez was in that i had no idea don cheetle dude he's gonna be 20 trying to talk to people about this movie and they're going to have no idea what he's talking about. Oh yeah, his things are the A-Team, Six Million Dollar Man, and Colors. No one's going to have any idea what's going on. Culturally just going to be so

fucking behind the eight ball. Oh my. Mr. T's in A-Team, right? Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T. No one's going to know who Mr. T is, but it's going to be his role model. He wants me to invite Mr. T over to the house. He's like a team, right? Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T. No one's going to know who Mr. T is, but it's going to be his role model. He wants me to invite Mr. T over to the house. He wants, he's like, hey, do you have Mr. T's phone number? I'm like, no.

He's like, could you get it? I'm like, I could try. And he's like, I want to have him over. I want to talk to him. And then he asked Alexi yesterday how old Mr. T was. He goes, oh, he's 71. He's getting up there. We watched Equalizer 2 yesterday and denzel washington you know how

old he is no how old he looks like he's starting to get up there i think he's 60 but he doesn't look 60 he doesn't act 60 but he's cool um i there was a guy at the skate track yesterday at the at the um skate uh park on a bmx bike uh skating around getting crazy he goes hey how old are your boys what came right up to me like right to my face and i'm like uh six and eight and he goes oh i go hey how old are you just to kind of fuck with him and he goes 61 i mean dude he looked like he was 39 i was like what the fuck i'm like you have kids he goes yeah was it rodney and they're 30s no no rodney looks young too he does he acts young He acts young. Dresses young. I like him. Did you see Scott Schweitzer? I didn't know

Scott Schweitzer was older than me. Did you see this? He said something about his birthday in here. What did he say? He said, what's up, Jordy? Oh, he said he graduated in 88 because I graduated in 90. Oh. So he's 53? I guess. He skipped a few grades.

Someone said they're... You did? I graduated in 90. What do you. He skipped a few grades. Someone said they're... Who did? You did? I graduated in 90. What do you mean, skipped a few grades? Maybe he skipped a few grades, so he's not 53. No, dude, no one does that. Who do you know who skipped a grade? Unless they're Asian, nobody.

Exactly. And Scott's not Asian. Good point. Sean Lenderman. Sevan, does Laura know we think she's a total dime? You mean, does Laura Horvath know we think she's not asian good point sean lenderman does sevan does laura know we think she's a total dime you mean does laura horvat know we think she's hot as fuck i dude i tried to comment on her post today trying to throw some shade at her tia or somebody trying to stir the pot a little bit and instagram won't let me comment on stuff for how long we've removed this feature until i think it was tomorrow but they're really screwed with me yeah i wasn't allowed to post yesterday for some reason it's

because we've gotten assaulted dude we've gotten bullied off instagram yeah it's crazy they're coming they're coming for us it says um you can't post for 24 hours tell us if you think this is by accident i'm like yeah i click the tell us button i'm like what have i done nothing happened yeah but it was annoying because all i wanted to say all i said on that post was did you read laura's post this morning no but along the lines of people talking behind your back and I go, this is a direct response to Tia competing at Rogue, isn't it? I just wanted to stir the pot because it's what it seemed like. Oh, so it's cryptic? It's cryptic? Yeah, Laura is saying people are talking behind your back and I'm assuming it's in light of Tia being announced at Rogue.

Everyone's talking behind your back you're the fucking champ and no one can get fucking a hold of you you won't let us talk to your face right i have two things i want to say behind your back one you're hot as fuck if i was 30 years uh i wonder if she dates short guys well if you were 30 years younger you'd be what four years younger than she is right now so you'd be shorter and younger than her at that point yeah yeah what could i do uh and i was homeless then don't worry about those who talk behind your back they're behind you for a reason what's this kadoos kadoos you've asked her hadn't you isn't that she it means whatever you want it to mean bro i don't

remember anything uh we talk about i'm just i'm just i know you know it drives me crazy i'm in youtube but i'm in sheer terror when i talk to her hey what's up dude oh what are you guys doing on my uh chat on your chat roulette damn who am i who am i um you are deon sanders I'm you, but I like that too. Dude, Deion Sanders, did you see that his deal just generated over $4 million for blenders I wear? And then you look at the buttery bros and they probably generated about $400 to $500 in a 10-year partnership. What did he do with blenders? So, you know, Deion Sanders got this whole swag thing going on, head coach of the Buffs, and they came out with a unique eyewear.

It was a partnership with him, and in the short period of time that he's been in that role, it's generated over $4 million worth of sales. Hey, what about that clip that I see going around where he didn't know the name of the guy who snaps the ball to his son? That's okay. It is okay? Okay. He's the coach and he doesn't know who the center is? He's got a lot of stuff going on. He's got a lot of stuff going on.

You're the guy in the center. Okay. I honestly, I will admit I've met people probably dozens if not hundreds of times through the work that we do. And I don't know anybody's names. I always kind of just call them buddy, bro, guy, or a nickname. I understand that, but it's the guy that bends over in front of your son seven days a week. It's still understandable in my book. Even if he wasn't the head coach, I think he'd know the name of the guy who snaps the ball.

Who's this full-body woman we're about to watch? Yeah, she's great, isn't she? You don't know who this is? I do. What are we trying to get at? We're just looking at her. We're looking at the champ. Is she the champ? Did she win the CrossFit Games? Yeah.

She's been doing it for such a long time. Handedly. She's just a tank. You think that she would have wanted Tia with her, Hunter? Can you weigh in on that? If who was there? Tia, two of me. She took the year off.

So how do you feel about Tia competing at Rogue next month? Tia's in a whooper? Is she... The mean, you know, the Russians used to get their wives, get women pregnant and either have them abort them or just put them straight into competition

afterwards. And the amount of hormones, and I'm not trying to say Tia did this at all intentionally, but that hormone response gives you so much extra juice that they would like put, put planet right before Olympic cycle. So I'm assuming if she's in shape and especially after a birth, like this woman, Lauren Weeks, that competes in our world championship, won the world title as if her hair was on fire shortly thereafter having a child. And she ran.

Speculation. Is that really true? Like, like, that's very true? That's very true. The abortion thing, that's true? Get pregnant, have a huge hormonal shift, and run for your life. I don't know about the abortion part. No, the abortion thing is true.

Yeah, man, it's pretty crazy. These people, to them, they have PhDs in exercise science and in weightlifting and stuff, whereas most of the people who are coaches at the CrossFit Games at a high level have NASMs. And these Russians know what the heck they're doing

because they want the best results possible. So they would do stuff like that. So the girl, Lauren Weeks, who competes at our World Championships, she competed pregnant last season and still did very, very well. And then she had her child shortly thereafter, competed at world championships this year, and she beat the fucking pants off of the girl who held the world record, made her look like she was standing still.

So I'm assuming if Tia wants it just based on who she is and where she's at in her life, she'll fucking destroy Laura. She'll be better. She's going to be stronger. Also, you've got to understand, like, you've got, there's a certain point where you have such mental clarity because you've got so much other shit going on in your life.

You just fucking, you've got no opportunity except for to crush. Emma Wine's progesterone skyrockets in early pregnancy. It's a hell of a hormone. I take it all the time. Man, I fucking love hunter uh i slept with that guy um uh hunter mcintyre uh magdalene egbert oh nice dress geez uh never disappointment

90s porn vibe yep you ever done porn on my own iphone a lot um i think everybody has no i'd have never filmed myself having sex someone warned me about hey you've you've propped your iphone up um and and filmed uh you uh you and a mate um uh hooking up? All the time. I think it's really interesting. What do you do with that, though? What do you do with that?

Aren't you afraid someone's going to see that? I mean, I think it's hysterical, dude, because I have my phone, and I'm passing it around to people all the time because we're always shooting content. And they'll stumble on it, and it's heavy duty, dude. I mean, it's like Turkish oil wrestling in my bedroom. They have to watch all things. That's a great dick you got there, dude. I mean it's like Turkish oil wrestling in my bedroom. They have to watch the whole thing. That's a great dick you got there, man. Yeah, yeah.

God, anything released? Anything we can see? Like anything we could Google or watch? Yeah, 100%. I don't want to start like a fire across the internet, but I fucked up really bad when I was 20. And I didn't know what I was doing when I was modeling. And they told me like shooting nude was cool. And I ended up shooting nude.

You shouldn't bring this up on the screen for all the sakes, do it privately. And all day today, all day, all day. I'm an extreme saver. Now I'm not going to hear from you. You're going to miss your podcast for like three weeks straight because you're just going to be looking at that picture.

My eyeballs are going to be X's and my hands are going to be wrapped in gauze. Yeah, dude. So I just never put myself in that position ever again because it ended up in like the hands. Like my grandfather right here is my ultimate hero. That's your grandfather? That's my grandfather. And he ended up up sitting me down. He was like, why did you do that?

He wasn't even angry. That was just nudes, Hunter. It was just nudes. I want to see you have sex. It was such a deep and painful moment for me. I will never fuck up like that again. What is your picture of your grandpa doing sitting right there?

He's my number one motivation. He's the one who got me into sport. I just always remind myself, he's the one who got me started. I got to finish this thing. Put that closer. Let me see him. He's a big dude. Are you talking about grandpa? Yeah, you guys look like each other.

This dude is a weapon. What event is that? What did he win first in? He was a really good discus thrower. That was his best event. But he did the heptathlon where you do shot put, weight, discus, javelin, and hammer. So he's a hoss. Yeah, he was really good.

And he started. I mean, he was such a legit dude. He probably could have been an Olympic contender back in the day if he had stayed focused on it. But he went to college and went to Johns Hopkins and then was on Harvard Medical School and then made sure that he had like a career that would pay for everybody. And then he went back to sports. Like he was, he was the greatest person, the greatest influence I could ever have basically encountered in my entire life. He's what got me on the path I'm on now. So I'm super lucky to have had him. Hunter Dildo writes, Lauren Weeks is legit. I judged her in a competition at my gym. We shared a piece of gum, and she's the absolute real deal.

Yeah. I don't know why it matters he shared a piece of gum with her. Someone wants me to turn off this lamp. You know, she's a weapon. I don't know if this helps at all. I'm in a dark room now. No, no, the other way is good. It looks like my character.

What about this? Do I look like a pastor from a megachurch? You're from the 70s. All my disciples, I would love to speak more about the lord but i want you to venmo me 500 right now so we can get the best message from jesus in your lap today let me tell you something jesus don't come for free baby my jet's got to be fueled up we're hitting the tarmac and we're going to Africa after this. Are you the liver king? No, no, no.

Pastor, Pastor Hunter. We've all slept with Hunter in our minds. The real Kevin. Who is this guy? Hunter McIntyre, thank you for coming on the podcast. Before we get started, can you tell us a little bit about yourself? Thank you for coming Hunter I know you're really busy congratulations on all your

success can you tell us CrossFit Games athlete porn star he runs races and he wins them all and he is a pastor in Africa thank you

it looks like him too right you ever masturbate to your own porn that you film 100 yeah that's if i were to film it that would be the only reason why so like i it would be kind of like having one for later i guess we gotta understand i will admit like and then it's not really masturbating to porn if it's you i think no it's just self-love yeah it's just self-love what you're doing is just re-encouraging yourself to be a great guy. I think watching porn has got to be – I mean they've shown all these studies. It just messes you up.

So I think if you can just keep it in-house, it's pretty good. In-house. The push crusher, Hunter McIntyre. Spyre spiegel hey you know what's funny i was just licking at this this morning so i don't know what this morning i was looking at this this morning for some reason matt rife like the most popular comedian in the world right now popped up on my social media and i looked at him and you can always go and look and see the amount of engagement they have through the reels and not too long ago, I saw Danny Spiegel's page. And they're almost one for one in the amount of likes that they get.

So the biggest button CrossFit and the funniest guy in the world right now are getting the same amount of attention. And it's insane to me. I think Danny's an awesome chick. But go look at the engagement levels. Like this is the funniest man in the world currently. Hey, do you know that the conversion rate for like monetizing stuff for like Instagram girls is the lowest and the conversion rate for comedians is the highest? Meaning if that guy shows you what kind of shoes he wears, more people buy those shoes than any other influencer. Whereas those hot chicks, when they say buy something,

it's just like... I say this to marketing companies all the time. You've got three options. You can go the hero approach where you sponsor like a, I don't know, like a Michael Jordan. You can go the ambassador approach where you try to get as many voices making noise as possible, but it's not going to necessarily be all valuable voices.

Or you can just go the hot butt chick approach and she'll probably get tons of views, but it's going to be from dudes in Turkestan or to Zachistan. And you will get the name of your brand out there. It just doesn't convert to buying shit. That's a, that's a good point. We recently had a sponsor set who has almost 10 CrossFit athletes that they sponsor basically say that this show sells more for them than those 10 athletes combined. But those 10 athletes probably do get the name out more. You're the hero approach though because there's this level of identity and actual true cult love towards you, CEO, for life.

actual true cult love towards you, CEO, for life. Basically, the obsession with that, I think, has much more value. How many people are watching this right now? 300,000. These are super fans. Now, if all of a sudden there was a girl on a cam right now, there would probably be 300,000 people watching, but they're not listening to anything that she's saying.

Oh, no. 300,000? You could be. I wouldn't doubt it. I bet you right now, if Spiegel had a live shot, she could probably generate that if she really wanted to. She's a superhero. When do you say if she really wanted to?

I'm just saying if she really wanted to be on a live chat right now i i go on and check out savann's page and like i was even looking at the rogue invitational like i would just go and look at all the marketing stuff because i'm obsessed with trying to figure out what's getting the most impressions uh daniel brandon's uh post about her showing up to the rogue invitational trumpeded everybody else's hits by a large amount. And I understand why. Well, it's because she's a babe. And she talks. She talks. She does stuff.

Babe with swagger. Dude, the swagger is 50%. There's crazy hot chicks in CrossFit who are at her level who just don't have her swag her kind of like yeah right the swag is 50 dude don't you think 51 don't get me wrong i'm not saying she's not attractive but who's the swaggiest person the crossfit games dude you're nobody without your swag a guy without swag is nothing it does not matter how good looking of a guy you are. If you don't have swag, you are a fucking zero. Who's got the biggest swag in the CrossFit Games right now?

Daniel Brandon. Adler's starting to get a little swag. Adler's got a little swag. We can't tell, but if it's swag, it's hardcore. Adler is – Swag yet. We can't tell, but if it's swag, it's hardcore. Adler is milk toast. If he hadn't won the CrossFit Games, people wouldn't be talking about him. Let's just be honest. It is weird that he has swag too and that he's so close with his wife

that she's on too, but – Who's got the biggest swagger? Colton? I'd say that's minus. I love Colton. Colton's got a little swag calling people bitches and dummies on the podcast. Dude's got a pig farm. Yeah. How about Ricky?

Ricky's got a weird swag to him. Are you talking about Rad Ricky, the dude who just busts his shoulder up? Yeah, Ricky got swag. He's got some. He's Ricky Mack. I call him Rad Ricky. I like Ricky. I like Ricky a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. I think, Oh, I'm hoping he puts together a good season, comes back and fights against the super Russian. And then all of a sudden we got this like battle fucking like a wild prisoner camp,

Australian guy. And then some kind of like super spy Russian. And we're like, they're fighting in America for some reason. And everybody else is trying to compete and you've got a Canadian dude Jeffrey Adler who's trying to compete but he's not a super soldier or a prisoner of war man it's going to be a total

wild battle and none of them are from America none of them are from America they're fighting in America that's what I'm saying we're good at grabbing entertainment isn't Malibu kind of the porn or used to be like the porn capital 20 years ago of the world, like before the internet? I will tell you a funny story. It still is. My friend has this baller-ass mansion, and a girl that I was seeing would stay at the house at nighttime.

And during the day, she wasn't allowed to be there because and she didn't understand why and one day she had to go back and go get some stuff and they were just filming porn there and they were filming porn there all the time and i i think supposedly there's like rules to it but people just have big ass mansions and airbnb them out and rent them for shoots and then basically bleach and burn everything and then rent it out the next day. It is kind of a weird caveat that you can – it's prostitution, but if you film it, it's porn. That is weird. It's all based on like one degree and one word, if a red light's on.

I'd let Hunter touch my butt butt would you date a porn star oh yes you would have you not i have and i think it's not important to share details on that but i will say there's this new thing where all of a sudden porn stars are starting to become really famous. They are getting on these big podcasts and celebrities are starting to date them. It's weird because if you think based on the metrics of the people who have been viewed the most, it's porn stars way over movie stars. Why wouldn't you date one? You asked that with the connotation

that you wouldn't want to. It's not a judgment thing by any means. I think there's just probably certain... Because you don't find it attractive that someone's had sex with 100 guys last month. Not last month. Maybe. Yesterday.

Yesterday. Yesterday. So you're saying you wouldn't do it, Salon? I mean, if I didn't know, it could happen. It's important. It could happen. I just don't find it as a selling point. I will admit my dating range is almost entirely pushed over to European and UK chicks.

And the way that they act, the way that they present themselves is so different and so refreshing. And it's like more proper and feminine that I've changed my views on dating. I find filthy rich girls very attractive. Filthy rich. Like Oprah. Oprah rich? Yeah, Oprah. Dude, I've been trying to date oprah for years i dropped that

i dropped that line all the time i'll just tag oprah and instagram all the time whenever i have like a good looking picture i'm just like oprah you know hey yeah why wouldn't she why wouldn't she sample you why wouldn't she reach out to you and be like hunter come over to my house and let me just just roll around with you i'm fucking 80 helicopter helicopter me in just like just like i don't know hey when you when you see these when you see these guys like jeff bezos uh hasn't has a wife longtime wife knew him before he was rich. He gets filthy rich. He ends up divorcing her, and his wife looks just like a normal woman, but his new chick looks like a porn actress, right? Big lips, big tits, big – like everything's like – all the collagen and like looks like the Joker.

Do you think that they're happier? Do you think that they get like – or do you think that they're like, fuck, I should have just toughed it out in this other relationship i think what ends up happening is you have this like level of um like this is what you want and this is what you think is great and then all of a sudden that gets fractured and something there's like a breakup in a moment and then all of a sudden like all of your deepest darkest like thoughts that have been in the behind layers and layers and layers of you that have been suppressing for years just boils up to the surface, and you just go towards it like a magnet at a billion miles an hour. And then by the time you get that post-nut clarity, you're already engaged to the woman.

Yeah, because I can go sit in a Starbucks in San Diego in Del Mar and see older guys with trophy wives, what I would call trophy wives. I apologize. I sincerely mean I apologize if that's offensive. I normally don't do that. But women who are 20 years younger than them with tons of plastic surgery. And I'm just like, OK, I just picture the same story in my head over and over somewhere. just like okay i just picture the same story in my head over and over somewhere and as he's like to sleep with this girl to feel her titties or to is somehow going to be better than what that a relationship i had with my ex i don't know maybe i don't know i just can't imagine um do you like younger all my friends who've dated younger girls says, dude, it's fucking way overrated. Like my friends who are 40 who've dated 20-year-olds,

it's like, dude, what a disaster. No, it's not overrated. It's the best thing ever. It is? Okay. It's the best thing ever. I will tell you right now. How old are you? I'm 34.

What's the youngest you've dated? It's 34. You've been with a 22-year-old? Yeah, for sure, 21. But the thing is, is like all of a sudden you get into these conversations with these girls, and some people are going to hear this and they're going to flip the fuck out. But this is my field science, not your fucking field science. So you go out there and you go and talk to these chicks, and then all of a sudden, like, you're just like collecting all this data and you've got a spreadsheet in your brain. And you just start to recognize towards the late twenties and early thirties that these girls

have this like level of anxiety and damage that they bring with them into a relationship that the younger girls don't have. Like those girls that have reached that certain point, they've gone through X amount of boyfriends, a couple bad breakups, they're getting closer towards the point where they need to have children. These anxieties and fears are really up near the surface.

Those younger girls just have this free flow spirit where there's no fear and anxiety around them. You just sit with them and it's so relaxing. I relaxing i sit here dude and you guys have no clue like immediately after i'm done with you guys i go through bills and then as soon as i'm done with that i go through my calendar and as soon as i'm done with you guys i'm on a flight at 4 a.m tomorrow going to new york city and the next week to seattle and i don't want somebody coming to me with problems like not that i don't want to help them out by any means,

but if you're coming into this situation with fear, you're fucked. And I'll admit. You're like a girl who just graduated from college. Who's 22 years old. Who's in that one year of her life where she's like, fuck, I'm free.

That's a nice. Yeah. I'm free. I'm exploring. I got a backpack. I work out. I'm, I'm, I'm cool. I'm exploring. I got a backpack. I work out. I'm cool.

Yeah. What's awesome about it? God, that sounds great. Fuck, I don't got no pushback. Listen, I'm not looking at these people as in the fence. If I met a girl my age and she was fantastic, I would value her the same way that I would somebody else who is 24. But I will say that I've just noticed this. And like, you just don't want to be in that position. I'm the most like financially strong and successful

I've ever been in my entire life. And as a man, it's kind of like, it's just brick building thing. It's kind of in the reverse for girls where you come right out of college and I, you bump into a guy like me. I'm like, you're my golden goose. Uh, vice versa. A girl gets out of college and they bump into a guy like me. I'm like, you're my golden goose. Vice versa. A girl gets out of college and they bump into a guy like me, they're like, you're my golden goose because you got your shit together. You have your shit together, dude. Like if you met me at 24, I had just left New York City and like I was living in Colorado in my buddy's garage and we were like training for obstacle racing world championships.

We had no money to our name. We had no, we just had like dreams and like, like spastic ideas. Now, like got a place in Malibu, three cars, like whatever the fuck I want to do.

I go mountain, get a vacation home. You just see that person. You're like, wow, this is awesome this is something i can work with back then dude if you met me at 24 i was a hand grenade without a pin i was trouble well also along the lines of a woman you meet you meet a 20 year old jewish woman and she wants to marry a 25 year old jewish man who has a bunch of money flash forward

and you meet a 35 year old Jewish woman and she'll be more than happy to, uh, who's six feet tall. If you meet a 35 year old Jewish woman, she's more than happy to Dave a five, five foot five Armenian man who's homeless just as long as he has a penis. I mean, also age will change your, uh, change your, uh, what, what you value, what's important and lower your. And lower your standards. And lower your standards. I think there's a certain point. I wish I was blind.

I think about that. Or gay. Those two options would be so awesome. All right. Let's go with the blind one first. I think gay is like a car with a brick on the gas pedal, though. Gay requires a lot of discipline. And work.

No? Dude, have you ever seen a 40-year-old and a 40 year old gay guy like a 40 year old straight guy could be 100 like stress in their life it's just like chewed them out those termites it's hard to argue with you sometimes dude you see a 40 year old gay guy he's like i've been doing blow for six months straights i have more money in my bank account than any of you, and I have an eight-pack. You're like, how is this possible? Yeah, yeah. How is this possible? And he's like, yeah, and I have 15 sexual partners, and we're all having the best times ever. The blind thing is I think about this all the time. I'm like, how much do you really value the people around you without knowing what kind of resources they present to you so from a female perspective like it very much shows like it just bubbles to the surface like you're attracted to them and if you're not attracted to them

why the hell are you hanging out with them like i've never met a girl who's just like hey here's my black amex card we're going to get on a jet that's's just not the case. I don't even know Oprah yet. Dude, every day I'm waiting. And I don't even care, dude. They've cured AIDS, Kenneth. Quit being a bitch. Wow, wow, wow. Well, I'm just being straight, dude.

They figured that shit out. Hey, I want to take you back for a second. I've got to take you back for a second. You said, I want you to reiterate that. This is going to be a great clip. At 31 minutes, you said something about – have you ever thought about what you think about people without considering the resources that they bring to you? Is that what you said? He wants to be blind.

He said he wants to be blind. What you're saying is if I didn't know that you were a good talker, you were a very successful athlete, you had money, you were fun, and you like me when I'm around you, you shower me with love and attention, what would I think about you? Don't I have to know what resources you bring to me even in order to make any assessment? No. By the way, I love Matt Stevens. He's authentically one of the best human beings on the planet um who's matt stevens matt

stevens is the head judge for our event and just a really rad dude that um i shouldn't even start with that point see i'm talking about resources that people bring to me he and i've just known each other through for years of competing and hanging out through events, dude out in Virginia. But it's interesting. Like I was talking to somebody about this last night when I went out there on that trail and that long hike, nobody brought anything to the table.

Nobody almost even talked about what they did for a living. And that relation thing you did a couple months ago. Okay. So all of a sudden now everybody is just very much so on this time base and also like, you know, very like, you know, low level transactional relationship. So like, hey, like we're walking next to each other. So we're just in proximity. Other than that, like, you know, oh, we're sitting down next to each other on a log. I'm running out of water. Do you mind if I have a sip of it? I didn't know that this person was like a lawyer.

I didn't know that this person had just worked at – what the hell is his name? Whatever, the owner of Oracle's house and just built like one of the rarest piece of copper metal. Mr. Ellison. Mr. Ellison. Larry Ellison. Like it takes so long for all of a sudden to you to get down to that level of their existence. It just ends up being like we're together in time and space, and we can trade a Snickers bar or something like that.

But there's no layers of value beyond that. And it was really refreshing. It immediately broke down barriers. Like your level of just like getting into communication was instantaneous because you had that immediate connection like if i saw someone at starbucks and they're sitting at a table i've started to pick up this thing where i'll try to just like talk to somebody and the awkwardness of that like that initial statement is is almost like trying to dive through a brick wall now being out there on the trail just bumping into somebody hey what's up you immediately just stop in the woods. You're

both going opposite directions. You just kind of lock in, have this incredible bond for a moment, and then you keep on moving on. But the thing that I've recognized, as I said, from the standpoint of either visually or monetarily or value wise, like, did you call me to be on the podcast because I bring views to it and I talk about my sex life or something like that? Those kind of things. Eaton Beaver, us that Dirk Diggler as the official welcome contributor, welcome to the show. I was having a chat with someone the other day and I was saying that I viewed the guest on my podcast is a short love affair like every single person i have on here i want to have the whole affair on here i want to be i want to meet someone have an intimate experience with them and then when we break away i kind of want it to hurt a little bit knowing that that's it we did it and some people

it doesn't hurt as much like you because i because i think that you'll be reoccurring you and hillar but other people um i wanted to get close enough to them to where it's like the rest of the day, I'm like, fuck, I wish I was kind of hanging out with that person still. That means we're having three-way right now, right? I think this relationship that we have going on right now is beyond that of like a transactional thing. Like I'll just text Hiller anytime something pops up about steroids

and I'll be like, ha haha, and we'll shoot the shit. I'll call you randomly just to talk about whatever you're doing, usually doing karate or at the skate park, Sivan, with your kids. Karate. Karate. Karate. Jan Clark, Hunter is the buff, atheistic version of Theo Vaughn. Atheistic? Atheistic? Atheistic? Like an athlete version of Theo Vaughn. Itheistic? Atheistic. Atheistic? Like an athlete version of Theo Vaughn. I think he's trying to say aesthetic.

He just does not spell. Okay. All right. Toast fair. That's fine. Oh, is this guy Matt Rife considered gorgeous? I just saw Get With The Programming said that. That was way at the top, dude.

I know. I'm way behind. He's definitely a handsome dude. He's good'm way behind. He's definitely a handsome dude. He's good looking. Yeah, he's definitely a handsome dude. He brings an interesting kind of vibe to the comedic world because usually, to be funny, most of the comedians are thin and spindly white guys or they're really fat. I get a preemie. I get a preemie.

It's weird I see the good looking part But I get this Effect from him this look of him that he's like He was born premature like he was born like at 23 weeks and his eyes Tiny hands or something yeah like his shit Never fully formed I get the Appeal I guess I mean nice body

He's got a baby face Nice skin but yeah something about him makes me think that he Was Jake Gyllenhaal look to him I would like to know if he was a preemie I bet you he was Comment on one of these things and just ask him Were you a preemie? Yeah

That's a heavy bomb to drop on someone's face Really? That's not cool? That's why I'm not allowed to comment on crap anymore Go to my social media page real quick I want to show you guys something Okay hold on I want to see Let me just see what this guy He just turned four

How far on the spectrum would you say he is Is it little by little He's non-verbal He got it What's his thing that he's really good at Hyperlexic What's that He's very very good with numbers, shapes, colors.

He's good with numbers, shapes, and colors. Fuck yeah, that dude about to rob a casino. You're going to be a very rich mom. There's no cons, bro. You don't got to worry about him talking to strangers. He don't like talking to nobody. That's awesome. Congratulations.

What is that? That was pretty clever. Turn around the, turn around, making fun of her autistic son. Yeah. That's been the theme this week of this show, making fun of the.

Oh boy. Okay. Before we go to your account, Hunter, I do want to show you this. I want to know if Hunter's heard about any of that our battle our battle our drama our weekly drama okay check this out so so this kid um this kid uh darkness retreat invites us into the profound simplicity of being this was sid's second

darkness retreat his dad was in one of the other caves close by also in total darkness his mom and Whoa. What about it? Here we go. Here we go. Whoa. Whoa. I feel aware of everything. You get to see all that's happened in your life. I feel like I saw some things that will happen when I grow older.

But I don't know. It's probably the first time this kid hasn't been near his cell phone in four days. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Three days for this pussy. Total fuss.

It's crazy. It's beautiful in here. I never felt as close to myself as I was in there. It's just a layer that isn't often peeled back out here. There's no way that you can experience that and not come out the other side with a different take on yourself or a different approach on how to approach life. You realize how much you don't need by being in there. I feel like now I can really hone in on what's important. Dude, you could

just emotions just pouring off this dude, right? You know what's tough though? It's like this is attached to a retreat and they're trying to sell you on it. So there's probably also someone that came out of there just like scraping their eyes out of their head

to read them. So you're getting one side of the story here. Oh God. It sounds like what Bryce wants to sound like. What was that all about? You ripped on Bryce. I saw that briefly and I was just like, damn man. These guys

just sit there in their closet and just cast stones. What did he do? He cast a stone, man. He comes on someone's show, and he goes, hey, what's your fascination with Hither? And then I just listened to what he had to say, and it was incredibly contradicting to everything that he had said in the first part of the podcast so he's all this about being open and not holding judgment and hearing people out and taking their perspective and then he completely puts my perspective away and he hasn't watched a single thing that i've said but then i come and i make some pieces on danny spiegel who's a buddy of his. And he just like, I don't agree with this.

How dare he? Yeah. You watch that video Hunter that Hiller made. I started to see some things, the most humble man. And just, I saw the amount of people just shitting on Bryce and I've got nothing against Bryce. I just thought it was funny.

Yeah. I go down to Invictus all the time. I I'm good friends with Tino and I'm always and I'm good friends with the Invictus team. Like CJ, they're probably the coolest CrossFit gym in the world. Most CrossFit gyms you go to, everyone's kind of dicks, but they're really good. What? Dicks? What?

Who's dicks? Are you kidding me? Dude, a lot of CrossFit gyms, there's this creepy hierarchy. Did you know that it was going to get that crazy in the comments with Bryce? Did you know that it was going to get like... No, no, I did not. How bad did it get? Dude.

I thought it would be 70% with the video, 30% saying, dude, what the fuck? Leave this guy alone. If I was friends with Bryce, close to Bryce, I would be checking in on him regularly. That's how bad it got. It was 99.9% saying, this dude is out of his mind. Dude,

a friend of mine got a lot of hate on a YouTube video once and I think it psychologically broke him as a person. What was the vastness of the hate? Because this is a 25,000-view video with 500 comments or so. It was higher than that. Okay, that's what I'm asking.

It was also more popular too. The whole thing is Bryce is just a regular dude. He just – like he's not a famous dude at all. And all of a sudden the thing he's most famous for is this video Hiller made of him. Admittedly, it was the Murph video I did a while ago where he did all the bad reps. I love Matt with all my heart, but I don't think he's ever got that level of attention in his life. I made a video on him doing that. I know, dude.

And it was just all these people targeting him and i don't know i don't think he's ever been oh he shouldn't care about that who cares about red i don't care about it but he got upset man he got upset and it was like heavy and there's like you know whatever but it was like target and i think a lot of people just aren't ready for that level of heat in their life and if it shows up man it will fuck you up imagine there's a video out there with me it's called seven on the most toxic man in crossfit it's like someone just coming and just taking a shit in my house in my kitchen who said that you're telling me that that video i made messed him up i can't specifically say but I'll say

that our friendships never been the same since that what do you have to do with you everyone under 30 is so fucking delicate when it comes to the web dude you'd think they'd be callous and they're so delicate it's their daddy the internet is their daddy so go to my page I want to go through this real quick

okay let me read this a hunter heard you called me a hillbilly, you punk-ass bitch. Redline Quality Fitness. Damn. I know that guy's name, too. It's in there somewhere. The second I hear it, I don't know if he wants to say it. You called someone a hillbilly?

You called someone a hillbilly? Probably. You're really not on steroids, Hunter? Go to Reels. Are you on anything? I mean, this is fucking stupid. Hunter's looking good. You're not on steroids Hunter go to reels this is fucking stupid you know what it is dude I just fucking I was literally sick to the point where I shit my pants daily

months ago when I got off the trail and I went down to 185 pounds and then I just really have been super diligent about my diet. 185? Dude. 95.

Hold on. Go to Reels. Go to Reels for a second. Steak and apples. Steak and apples do the job. Keep on going. That video right there. This video has gotten more engagement.

The video of me talking with the quotes across it has gotten more engagement than any other video I've posted. And the amount of just trauma bonding between people on there is the craziest thing I've ever witnessed. Hold on one second. Let me play it. Let me play it. Let me play it.

Watch it. He had no clue what he was doing. He just was a fucking hard ass. He would take the car every morning at 5 a.m. and set the cruise control from 10 to 13 miles an hour and drive behind me or next to me, screaming at me and make me do a 5K loop behind the house every single day.

Buddy, we grew up in congruent. If I had a bad wrestling practice or bad any practice, my dad would be like, yeah, put yourself in the truck, take off. And I'd have to run home from practice and then on on certain times when we were training for like worlds like for wrestling we didn't we'd qualify for worlds and everything we'd have to run circles around the car while he drove the car so it was like you know jog jog jog sprint jog jog sprint jog jog jog sprint my dad used to he had no clue what he was doing he just was a fucking

hard ass that guy to give you context is that's jordan weisley he's a friend. My dad used to, he had no clue what he was doing. He just was a fucking hard ass. That guy, to give you context, is, that's Jordan Weisley. He's a homie of mine that we trained together. And he's won the challenge, which is like the most popular TV show in the world for, you know, online, whatever, like reality competition. And he dominates dudes. And, dude, for some reason, everybody attacked that post as if our fathers had abused us and had just like, you know, done terrible things to us. And we don't even – we're so traumatized that we don't even understand the level of trauma that we've gone through. Oh, God. And, yeah, dude, I mean these people are crazy uh aka morty your dad has some issues treating your kid like that isn't good at all no matter their outcome just because you failed and they punish you for it instead of saying hey

learn from your loss and how to deal with defeat placing a perfectionist winner mindset on kids is traumatic hey i don't know i don't know any winner kids i don't know any kids i don't know any adults who are fucking just straight winners who don't have stories like that. Hunter, you don't agree with the people in the comments, do you? No, no, not at all. I'm just like the fact that you that had happened. No, no, it's fine by me. I'm just amazed by the amount like that's what's going on in America right now.

There's so much trauma bonding surrounding whatever is under the surface. They see something like this, and it's the most engagement I've ever got on anything, talking about our fathers making us work hard. Hey, Hunter, occasionally I'll post my kids. I'll be like, yeah, I make my kids

go skate goofy and regular, throw and catch with both hands. And someone, there'll always be someone in the fucking comments who posts, Oh yeah, Hitler did that too. You're a fucking abusive Nazi.

And I'm thinking to myself the whole time, like, fuck, I wish my parents would have made me ambidextrous. I know it just blows my mind. I'm like, what the fuck is going on with the country right now? You love your dad.

I've never heard you say anything bad about your dad. My dad comes to all my championships. My dad is the shit. My dad is the coolest person on earth. Yeah, because he's the one who made you do that. Yeah. You're under the thumb of your father. Of course he's watching you. Are you kidding me? Hey, let me tell you

what's a thousand times worse than that. Telling your little Jewish boy or Jewish girl girl that hey the whole world's gonna hate you because you're jewish uh telling telling your dwarf son that the world's gonna be hard for you because you're a fucking dwarf like planting seeds like that in your kid if like imagine my parents would have been like okay um your nose is gonna be huge and when you're 16 kids are gonna start making fun of you in school, and you're going to be short, and you're never going to pick a girl up at the bar. I'm so glad they didn't tell me that.

I had to find it all out on my own. When the first kid made fun of me, I got to go home and look in the mirror. I didn't know I was short until I went to college, and I pursued pussy at my own pace, and it worked out fine. I like that. Crushing it. Yeah, crushing it. Not anymore. Now I'm crushing one.

Uno. Uno. Really well. One pussy, yeah. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. It's gotten worse. I'm just so lazy.

Are you still shadow banned? Just all these conversations of like talking about sex and then going into like, you know, trauma and then all of a sudden we'll probably talk about COVID at some point.

Are you guys still in trouble? Are you not allowed to use that word by the way? We have the worst suppression ever right now. It's crazy. Cause it's stuff like this. Do I breathe? You bleed your anus. No, but I've thought about waxing it many times for efficiency.

Have you seen the video on YouTube? Everybody's free to go look at it. It's unbelievable that people like Sevan are banned or shadow banned for saying certain words. There's a dude and all you got to look up is naring my butthole and it shows everything.

40 million views of a dude naring his butthole. Is it erotic? Is it erotic? No, it's instructional. It is great and the dude is gay and he just bends over throws a bunch in there and there he goes you know i did this to my armpits yesterday and i did it for five minutes so i don't think i'm going to do it that long because i don't want it to burn in there you know and he shows him like wiping it and it shows the end result and

all that it's nuts and it's still up and anybody can look at it how did you find this and how long did you last i had a buddy who showed it to me and then i watched this video and five others he lasted three seconds it was like oh i can't watch anymore dude there was no more left no but i i watched more of his videos it's not the only one like that you can see his penis and the whole thing. There's another video on there. He shows you how to trim his pubes. Yeah, his dick is like this big. I swear to God. He's got a little baby carrot.

He's the smallest penis. And the entire comment section is talking about the size of his penis. And of course, there's people defending it. How dare you? He's trying to show you how to shave his pubes. He's trying to teach me how to wax my butthole. Shut your mouth. And here's the thing. If you pulled that up on this

channel, I guarantee you, you'd get in trouble. I don't know what is going on, but... It's not really your dad. It's on YouTube, Bernie. Everyone can see it. Yeah, it's my dad. If you want to see his stuff, go to 24-7 Wall Street. That's his page where he does

news and media stuff all the time. Dude, amazing your dad commented on here i'm hunter's dad it worked oh yeah what does it say does anybody come after him no pussies they're all pussies you gotta tag that you gotta pin that comment i don't know how to do that. But he's a legend. Dude, he's really a legend. He got me where I'm at today. I think the thing with your channel, man, is you grew so much. Don't

you remember we met up, was it two summers ago? All of us together? That was last summer. That was? Oh yeah, more recent. That was recent. go this is all of us together was that last that was last summer that was oh yeah last more recent that was recent dude your page has grown so much like i would show up and you get like 1500 views thousand views now like you'll have a video and by the end of the next day it's like 20 000 views i want to tell you i want to tell you a crazy story. You ready? Yeah, let's hear it, baby.

First of all, we get more views on Spotify and iTunes significantly more than we do on YouTube, but check this out. And I've been telling people this since we started this station. I've been telling people, hey, why doesn't someone come work for me for free and make subclips and just figure it out? So we've had this subclip station forever. And so recently a dude reached out to us, to Sousa, or Sousa was talking to a dude. free and make subclips and just figure it out so we've had this subclip station forever and so recently a dude reached out to us to suza or suza was talking to a dude suza reached out to a guy and said hey we have a subclip station if you make subclips for us we'll give you fucking fifteen

hundred dollars a month once it starts making fifteen hundred dollars a month we'll basically give you everything it makes up to fifteen hundred dollars month. And then we'll renegotiate. Did it work? In fucking two months, he's already got it up to over 1,000 subscribers, and we monetized it a week ago, and he's already made fucking $500. That dude's gonna... He's a dude who listens to the show every single

day. It's not like... It's not like... Do you know what I mean? It's been sitting out there. Shit opportunities like that for everyone. I hope this dude, I hope that sub clip station ends up making more than this station. I hope it ends up making like $300,000 a year and he's fucking making a

hundred thousand dollars a year from it. Have you ever, have you ever seen, there's a guy who has a Joe Rogan clip station who makes over, like he shows his earnings in a YouTube video and he fucking crushes it to tens of thousands of dollars a month. Yeah, that's awesome. It's so insane how

the internet's just giving so many people opportunities if you really just sit there and see it for what it is. A good Froning subclip makes over $500. Just a subclip from an interview. I could have Froning on and someone could make a subclip from it and make $500. No problem. Who's your greatest champion?

If you interview somebody and you just know, like, this is my blue chip. This is my Kentucky Derby horse. Who's it going to be? There's this crew of people who, if you have them on, I don't know who that is, really. Maybe Rich or Dave. But more importantly, there's this crew of people that if you have them on they'll jump start the whole station for the week you, Hiller

when I used to have Brian Friend on now it's our CrossFit Games update shows on Friday like there's just this circle there's this group of people that I just have on regularly that if the station's lagging like and I have like they'll be residual like right now we're almost at 500 live viewers but there'll be this residual now that you've been on you know

what i mean yeah well hillary oh are we watching this right now i don't know i'm not clicking on it i want to be i i can't do it it would ruin everybody everyone's gonna look at it and i haven't judged off yet today let's do this. I'm having Glassman on every week, Hunter, and now his shows are starting to get big. How is he doing, by the way? He's fucking so great. I know that he made it,

but what is the next chapter for somebody like that? Do you know what's crazy? Don't tell anyone this, but i think he's really really enjoying the podcast i've never this is this is the first thing i've really seen him commit to he committed to bsi and now he's been he's done like 12 shows of mine he comes on every tuesday and maybe this is he's he's i think he's just doing some soul searching while he comes on the show every Tuesday and he's just enjoying it

I think this is his next chapter he was basically like he was like what's the name of that great pastor Bill what's the name of the guy who lived in North Carolina he used to go over to Africa and help people all the time Billy Graham

he was like big pastor Billy Graham he was the big pastor Billy Graham of fitness he was the big pastor billy graham of fitness changed the world and then all of a sudden he made a tweet which we don't have to go into the details about void 19 i believe it was yeah i know pretty crazy and all of his disciples much like jesus turned against him this is just like jesus why am i saying billy graham this is almost just like j. His greatest disciples, I remember like Rich Froning was out. I remember Jason Kalip was

out. All of them just sat there and they were just like chalking stones at him. They're like, fuck you, Greg, you fucking dick. And then they have spears ramming him in the ribs like, you fucking piece of shit, fuck you. And they all turn their backs on him and I hope he comes back and eviscerates all of them somehow.

I hope he comes back and there's the day of reckoning where Greg Glassman just tears them a new one. What about them? What about people just saying they're sorry? Nobody, because it's not going to be authentic. It's just like this is the conversation we were having earlier. He went out of style, and now the figure eight is going to come back, and he's going to come back in a style, and people are going to try to get involved. And I hope when it times to come to the table and he puts out the bread and the wine that just like it's like Dr. Evil's chair, he presses a button and ejects them back into a fire pit.

I hope so because I think what they did was wrong. to a fire pit i hope so because i think what they did was wrong the most bizarre the most bizarre thing is he said floyd 19 and that he doesn't mourn george floyd about a man who did a home invasion robbery and put a gun on a pregnant woman's stomach who shoots the horn who who was arrested for the third time in like three months and always said i can't breathe well high on fentanyl high on meth and high on alcohol, all three times caught on tape. He ate the drugs when he was caught. He was said, he couldn't breathe. And the police officers took him out of the car to be nice to him. All he tweeted about the guy was Floyd 19. And I don't mourn this guy's death. Right. And what happened and what happened was, is now people will be, this is my favorite. People will

be like, you know, I forgive Greg for his insensitive comments. I'm like – Dude, nobody – you can't even say that kind of stuff. You can't say that kind of stuff. I don't think you're sorry. What? You cannot say facts to people anymore. It has to be always in an emotional tie. So what happened in that moment is it was emotionally tied to something. Just like we were talking earlier there's no facts involved it's just an emotional response and you just gave a bunch of details that are very true like i will never forget i was sitting at the table with my aunt and she was

so ready to watch that kyle rittenhouse kid basically get fucking torched oh my god that poor kid she knew nothing about the details of the crimes, the fact that basically three felons attacked him and were trying to kill him, and he did self-defense. And, dude, my aunt wanted that kid dead. They were all white dudes you shot. I know. I know. One of the dudes was let out of jail the day before Hunter for sodomizing a dozen kids under the age of like 15. And that guy was running down the street yelling racial slurs. He tried to fucking hit Rittenhouse with a skateboard while Rittenhouse was on the ground and Rittenhouse shot him.

It's crazy, dude. I'm actually reading a book about Magellan right now. And two months into their journey they're out and one of his homies who was on his side because they were already in like tumultuous territory like there was like all this like mutiny getting ready to go one of his homies was caught sodomizing a cabin boy he was giving that dude love and he was like it would be like me catching one of you guys and he was so serious about it he's like that's just not how we roll and he had another one of the members of the ship put a mask on and then strangle him publicly in front of everybody yeah you got somebody here who's got caught sodomizing 12 boys and he's out on the streets in a short period of time what is sodomizing

sodomizing is butt love oh uh like when if they say if they say the football team sodomized the new athlete in the locker room, it's usually like they do it with like a broom handle or something. Yeah. Fernando Magellan was a Portuguese explorer best known for having planned and led the 1519 Spanish expedition to the East Indies. You've never heard about Magellan, dude? I've heard about him. It's legit as fuck.

It is insane. I love reading books like that because then everyone's just like, my life's so hard. I'm like, dude, you don't have to. Hey, what's the book? I want to read it. I want to read it with you.

What's the book? Dude, it is so good. Get the audio book because it's quick and easy, baby. Don't tell me what to do and I will. Thank you. Okay, it's called Over the Edge of the World by Lawrence Burgreen.

Over the edge. How far into it are you? 36%. I also just bought this book called The Intelligence Paradox because I read a reference to it where they were talking about how more intelligent a man is, the more inclined he is to cheat. And they're talking about the psychological connections of how intelligence amongst men,

rather than thinking of life in scarcity, they think of life in opportunity. So I'm going to dig into the depths of that as well. So once I get over this whole fucking sailing thing, dude dude I'm going to do a whole other chapter of life sailing hold on we'll come back to that Hunter he called a penis a front tail that's all you need to know

oh he's going back to the Bryce thing a front tail we never really fully addressed that thing so did you just completely crush him you're still pursuing the sailing crushing is you just just completely crush him you're going sailing oh you're still pursuing the sailing crushing is uh i i didn't crush him all i did is i repurposed what he stated on the internet and i gave my perspective on it i think you gotta really be

ready to fucking get shit on if you're gonna be an internet personality in any way shape or form which he is he stepped into the octagon. And then all of a sudden he bumped into a bigger gladiator, a.k.a. Hiller, and he got fucked up. He didn't have to say anything. Have you ever reddited yourself, Hunter McIntyre Reddit? How do you look over there? No. Someone tried to convince me to get into Reddit.

It could be a great way to grow your brand. And I was like, all right, I'll try. then you just like end up in these weird weird things i think basically on reddit if i looked up a article about you they probably describe you as an incel both you guys you guys are both like men inside of garages like filming each other and like talking amongst each other on blogs being like we'll get them all that's us no as a product manufacturer contract services provider with the mission to provide innovative life science solutions that's not me no no a fat misogynistic who worships call me carson thinks girls shouldn't have rights damn that's what this whole podcast is wow now on crossfit's reddit when people are talking

about certain things there are people on reddit who will go waiting for hillary to comment on this yeah they know you attract you attract a lot of energy if i ever go on a page and you attract a lot of energy. If I ever go on a page and you drop a comment, it could be like a two word comment. It's just like, boom. And I don't get it. That's a good point. That's a good observation. Yeah.

That was not my old account though. I got to rebuild this new one. You guys have basically taken over the CrossFit world. You guys are like, kind of like the black market of media. And I hope you get it back. Cause it went to the buttery butts and nobody likes them. We don't even have 20,000 Instagram followers combined.

Yeah, but you guys have true followers. Like I bet you if your page gets knocked off, you could reestablish your page with probably 70 to 80% volume within a day. Red light quality fitness. All love. Keep up the good work, Mr. McIntyre. You fucking hillbilly.

That's legit. Or it is signed by hillbilly. That's how I read it. Dan Guerrero doesn't want you giving us any more butt love. Enough. He says enough. These guys are casuals at best. These guys are casuals at best these guys are casuals at best hey i know i guarantee dan guerrero was the cabin boy getting the dude love if i had to guess um sarah cox money dude when do i get when do i get like

just how do i get a cut out of this dude you've been making some serious cash you gotta make subclips didn't you hear him fuck dude introduce me to your subclip team uh i don't want anyone to know who my subclip guy is it's fucking crazy it's it's and you know what he you know what he told me the other day too so we do a show every friday night called the crossfit games update show and the whole premise of a show the show is just it's kind of a joke it's to steal because when i used to work there we had a show called the crossfit games update show and there's this pool of like 14 guys i always pluck from to have on the show and he says that show the clips that come from there are just the ones that are just murdering it so he just listens to that and and pulls the

shit into adobe premiere and spends an hour making little clips from it dude having a good sub clip guy is like having a good hand job hut like the ones where you go get the rub and tugs at if you tell other people where it at you could blow up the spot and ruin the whole thing so i get where you're keeping it close to your heart a handjob hut you've had a stranger give you a handjob? I've tried so many times. Never once. Swear to God. What do you mean a hunch? Not the lack of trying. So you go to massage parlors and get a massage and then think, okay, is this the one that's going to often happen?

This has got to be it. I mean, look at me. If I ended up on your massage table and you saw this hot piece of meat sitting on your massage table, and you're rubbing all these other dirty dudes. You'd assume that they would – they'd touch my foot for two seconds and go straight to the beanpole. But they don't. Wow. Do you have a long-skinned penis, Hunter, like a pencil? Do you have a long, skinny penis?

Exact shape as this. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. And the pee hole is the same size. That makes sense. Hey, let's go to the bathroom. You got a whole beer in less than a second. I got to give a shout out.

This is not a sponsorship whatsoever, but the people saw that I was on podcasts all the time, drinking out of like plastic bottles and random cups. And they're like, dude, those cups are so ghetto. Let us ghetto let us send you some so a while the company sent me these and now it's like my favorite thing to drink out of because it reminds me of my penis i can't listen this is such bullshit ashley earthenbrack hunter's the real deal shut up you just think he's hot that's it stop telling me if any other man said any of the shit he said, you'd be like, get the fuck out of my house because he's hot and he has a good body.

And you feel sorry for him because he has red hair. I know the whole shit. Tell me he's the real deal. This is not a ski suit, dude. This is just casual housewear. That shit's horny. Getting anything interesting or controversial

out of Hunter is like pulling teeth, right? Bernie, I love reading your posts you're the only long poster who I read is shit and man you I saw your first negative post ever the other day how is how is methamphetamine Chad doing remember that guy that we had on one time, you, me, Hiller,

and there was that guy who just couldn't stop screaming and flexing at the camera? Gary Roberts? Oh, it was Gary. Would you call him methamphetamine Chad? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was Gary. That guy was such a nut. He's like, yeah, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see? I was like, this dude's got to be on that. Last time I saw him, he wasn't quite that animated. Yeah, what happened? I had him on. What happened? He stopped taking his testosterone.

His wife made him. That sucks. Yeah, he's completely different. You got castrated? Not completely. He's the same. He's just not as much. He's not a meth anymore, but he's still Gary.

Are you still on the juice? I've been off of it since the 9th of August. I can tell because of the size of your neck and shoulders. Dude, it's nuts, isn't it? Everyone's like, are you having body dysmorphia oh no it's fucking cold in chicago i always judge people if you can look at people's traps under their shoulders you can tell whether or not they've been on the juice yeah it's actually something to that huh they're they're kind of gone yeah they're in there i have cool, but I'm different looking. I can't.

Let's do this. Take that off. Let's see. I can't get any development inside of my delts, but I've got huge tits, but I can't get anything in the delts. That's the hardest. Two 95,

two 95. I'm not lifting any heavy weights right now. To be honest, I'm just trying to get back in Murph shape and it's, it's just volume. Right. You're just doing a bunch of pushups. Dude, it sucks. I've gotten my squat capacity up so aggressively, so quickly, and that's really good because that was something I lacked in last time. But the pushups are just so much work, dude. I'm doing pushups three to four days a week at like really really high volume and measuring everything heart rate measurement of hands outside putting my hands in different

places and having like cube one cube two cube three and trying to figure out where i can get the most like the the most response and the least amount of like muscle overload here here here what are you training for what are you training for i want to set the murph record again so i guess first i was trying to do all this like i was going to do like a whole publicity stunt and try to do a campaign and compete against other people and then i was just like fuck it i'm gonna do it in my garage and i just have been putting the work in because it's just a good off-season thing to do i watched watched this. No one can handle my training vlog too yesterday. Good video.

That chick is so fucking hot back there. Ang? Is that that chick from earlier? What's her name? Ang is hysterical. Different, different. Is this part of your MRF training right here? No.

I had a bunch of people come out. A couple of those people have been in the elite 15 for world championships. One of the guys is like a 15, 15, 5k guy. There's just some talented athletes that just wanted to come and get a little bit of work in before season started. We have our first championship November 11th. So that's eight weeks out and we just did a training camp for it so how much will you weigh when you do murph you think you think you'll get light really light i want to i'm a 207 right now i definitely want to be 12 14 pounds down if you quit juicing you'll drop it right away oh i know dude dude it's so crazy how how doing murph just makes you so thick i got the the body of a Puerto Rican woman. I have these huge tits and ass and I walk around.

Jesus. You do have a huge, you have a huge ass too. You need that though, right? I need it for power and dominance, asserting dominance, walking around town.

Yeah. I'll get lighter. It will just take like probably eight weeks of running in the mountains and all the way it will come off. We'll come on. Who's making these videos for you. This is a good video, by the way. It's my cousin,

Alex, my cousin, Alex, we have an editor. Do we've invested? Like the one thing that we did was basically take all of our money in the company and just keep on reinvesting it into media. So we have three full-time media people now,

and now we're trying to hire a social media person. And I made this mistake. If anybody has the opportunity to do this, I'm just going to tell you how to change your life if you're trying to be in this space. Then take the money you pull from that and then buy a full-time vlog person. Then take the money you get from that and hire somebody who's like a content creator, like producer who oversees everything and just keep on leveling up as much as you can. And like it starts out with just paying people in the Philippines to post for you on TikTok and stuff like that. And they cut it up and it's 50 cents a post. And then you level up to the people you pay $5 an hour. Then you pay them $15, then $50. And it changed my life. I have done better from a financial standpoint, sponsor standpoint, business-growing standpoint more so than I have my entire past five years of my career just in the past five months. just in the past five months.

Hey, I want to, I don't know if this is where this fits in with what you were saying, but for me, we've had a half dozen people try the subclips, and none of them were, I don't know why they didn't work out, but this guy, the reason why I'm talking about this guy is he's really talented, but he's into the show. The guy we had before him watched the show on 1.5 time. He wasn't into the show. He wasn't into the nuances of the show. He wasn't into the characters.

Yeah, and it's like this guy is totally into the show. So I feel like if someone is not totally into you and what you're doing, that they're not going to have that endless amount of energy. But you're saying, fuck, you start off with some um some you got it we've hired so many people this guy like my cousin does an amazing job but he shows up and he's just there to film and he wants to get things done and like he's just there for whatever this guy right here uh is my boy st visual you don't even follow him simon tay. You don't even follow him. Simon Taylor, you don't even follow him. Yeah, but we're bros.

We just text each other. I know him enough that I can look him up in a second, but that dude right there changed things for us drastically. My cousin lost his passport like a fucking idiot before a world championship, so I had to hire him. No. Simon Taylor. What is it?

One, two, three? It's st.visuals. St.visuals. Got it. Yeah. And it was total happenstance. It was just totally random that we ended up hiring him because my cousin forgot his passport and couldn't fly over to film me at world championships so then

we just i hired somebody through a suggestion and then he did such a good job that basically he changed the game for us from a visual standpoint and just kept on rebuilding stuff like go to builder international the one over on the right oh shit look at your ponytail dude you like that that was when i had a mullet wow that's when we kind of first met when your celebration of life is prepaid in advance it becomes a gift from you to your family later because no one should have to plan for a loss while they're experiencing one. Paying in advance protects your loved ones and gives you the peace of mind you deserve.

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from a visual standpoint, he did. We didn't have anything like that. I reached out to him. He changed the way that we looked. What did you say? Hey, can you change my life like you changed Hunter's? I said, Hunter said that you're the man and I should reach out to you for help and content.

I just messaged him. Admittedly, I've hired him full-time, but if you want, I'm sure he can help you out in any which way you want. I need him for like 1% of the time. Yeah. But he, he was a,

he was a game changer. And like, I think you just need to keep on doing that. Like you guys invested in yourselves and look where you're at now. Like you guys went to the CrossFit games. And from what I could tell, you guys took over the CrossFit game from a media standpoint, more so than any other brands out there.

That's true. Hey, um, a hundred, Hunter, do you have a coach? No, but I have advisors. If I want to get fit for running and I talk about just like, holy shit, someone just dropped 50 bones on you. Where? Oh, no, that's Mexican money. Oh, Mexican money, dude.

Might as well fucking take that money back. Where? Oh, no, that's Mexican money. you kind of do the research like i wish i could share the screen but like here's one of the most tell me what i'll pull it up i just want to say this joe westerlin i'd love to talk to hunter about his pursuit of the murph record that'd be a cool show to have joe on i don't know if you know who joe is and and talk about um just the nuances and details of murph like just walk through it and really drill down who is that joe he, he's a trainer that's been around forever, a CrossFit trainer, been around forever, crazy knowledgeable, crazy, crazy knowledgeable. Can we talk about how Madero's just completely bombed the CrossFit games? Yeah. Dude, I think 100% the correlation.

No, hold on, hold on. Let me see. Hold on a second. Let me see. I have to check the Dao De Ching. No, we can't. It says right correlation. No, hold on, hold on. Let me see. Hold on a second. Let me see. I have to check the Dow to Ching. No, we can't. It says right here. No?

Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Dude, I think it's because he got serious with his girlfriend. How about the dog? I don't know about the dog. He got a dog, too. It's a puppy. Hey, this is the best $50 ever spent.

The question is, can Ricky Mack beat Hunter in High Rocks? No, but I'm not trying to insult Ricky. It's just like the same way it would have taken me forever if not – forever if not ever to beat Matt Frazier if I went like full on into CrossFit. I wouldn't have. You would never have beaten him. That's what I'm saying. The same way that Ricky will probably never beat you in High Rocks.

Yeah. But I think, dude, it really was when he decided to get serious about his girlfriend. He lost that edge. He lost that edge. That's why you're 34 and single, right? Yeah. She wasn't around. And then all of a sudden she was around. And this is the axiom of his success.

Girlfriend, CrossFit game results. And and they just pass two ships in the night you think you get let's say it is that is true that was a factor well it is a factor no one can deny it's some factor whether it's good or bad or um do you think it can be um fixed i think it can be but you need to structure yourself a certain way like i think there's some people that have the capacity to be able to have a partner alongside of them the entire time. Those glasses are dope. You're an influencer. You're an influencer. Yeah. I was wearing those that one time when I called. That's the only reason why I have them.

One of the listeners, a wad zombie bought them for me after he saw you on the show with them. Damn. Yeah. I think there's certain people that can and i really do well with a partner next to them and then there's other people that just don't and like something just changes i want you to get granular so um so that i'll give you the conor mcgregor you're the best fighter who ever lived. You end up with $100 million, and you have silk sheets and a private jet,

and they say you get soft, and you have kids. They say kids as a fighter will fuck you up, and so you don't win any more world championships. What about – is it the actual pussy, or do you think it's a relationship? Like what if he was with a dude? What do you think about a relationship? It's not necessarily exactly the relationship, so I don't want to make this about his girlfriend because if he ever watches this, he's going to think I'm attacking his girlfriend. I'm actually attacking him.

Okay. So the issue is, is like, so I'll admit to you around 2015, I got all this like Oprah money for me at the time. And I got my own television show and like, I just started to like crush it and my results dropped. And then all of a sudden I had to have this like, come to Jesus moment. I was like, what the fuck am I doing with myself right now? And I met this man guru of mine. His name's crazy Bobby. He was like, all you do is just like fuck, fight, and work out. And he's just like, when was the last time you like kept that energy in and were like more of a warrior?

And Bobby's insane, like in the best way possible. But he'll just like talk to you. He's like, what'd you say to me? I'll punch you in the fucking face. He has that edge about him still. Even he's about to turn 60 next year year and he's never let go of it. And he keeps that competitive energy. And he's,

he's had Mariel, Mariel Hemingway has been his partner for as long as time, like ultimate babe. And they have this energy where he hasn't lost his edge of being like a very intense masculine man. And she still keeps her feminine presence. And I learned this from him. And I'm not like I'm I'm not in a relationship right now I'm not married so I haven't found that person for me yet but I know well enough that when I start to lose the edge

like I will tell my partners I'm like yeah like I see what you're saying right now but it's counterproductive for what I'm doing. And I will always give you everything that I can, but anything beyond that line, I don't go. And like, I had a conversation with a girl that she and I were talking to each other and seeing each other and we never had even hooked up. And I just looked her in the face and I was like, I'm at the point in my life now

where the younger version of me would have hooked up with you immediately and then dealt with the damage afterwards. Now I can see it far enough in the future where i'm like it's not even worth it like i'm not gonna bring value to your life anything beyond that moment in the bedroom like i'm just not going to and i don't have time for it i don't have time to explain it to you because if you don't already see it and understand it now, then I don't have the time to explain it to you. And eventually there's this crossroads where I don't know enough about Justin, but I'm assuming I started to see this presence of this girl popping up.

As soon as that started to fill the cup a little bit more than keeping that edge, that's when he lost. So if I was his coach, I'd say two things to him. I say, you either have two options. You can be where you're at now, or you can be at where you used to be. And all of that is going to 100% relate to the way that you own your time and own your relationships. I don't know what you're pointing to, but. You said it.

That's it. You're saying everything that everyone's freaking thinking. That's all. So good on you. Can I say something even a little more rash than that? I think it's more than just time. I want to go back to the thing where you're like, hey, I'm not banging you. I think a man that's a champion has a fuck you bitch in him.

Fuck you, bitch. Like to everyone. To men and women. Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you, bitch. Fuck off, bitch. And when you have a girl in your life, you might not feel comfortable saying that to her. Well, every single one of my girlfriends have always said it's the Hunter show.

And it's a fucking epic show. Yeah, buddy. She might still be a – you might need to say – you might need to posture and say 100 fuck you bitches a day to be the champ. And then you have the love of your life around, and you're only saying 82 because she can't handle you saying fuck you bitch to her. Fuck you, bitch. And so she doesn't know how to be with a champion. You got to have the right character riding shotgun with you. And listen, it doesn't always have to be with a champion you got to have the right character riding shotgun with you and listen it doesn't always have to be the male champion like i think you can see that tia's man has rode shotgun to her he's completely become subservient to her lifestyle realizing

that she's the front of the ship like if all of a sudden taylor swift showed up here right now and was like you're my dude i'd like yeah fuck hyrox i'm out like i don't need to run in circles fucking i knew you were stupid how about how about oprah you fucking hoe i'm just saying i'm telling you right now if you find somebody you're willing to ride shotgun for then be that person who rides shotgun the only way that rally car drivers win championships is that there's somebody riding shotgun telling them what's coming up and making the driving easier. If you have somebody who's keeping that and making it complicated

and creating any kind of friction, confusion, or any kind of drama whatsoever, that person's fucked. They're not winning championships anymore. And I'm assuming this dude had somebody riding shotgun that was pulling away from the fucking ultimate direction, which is winning. Hey, I want to swing it back my way. I want to say that you could have integrity and morality and you need those things to be a fucking winner. But nice guys aren't winners. No, and dude, that's –

The second you're a nice guy, you're fucked. The second you're a nice guy, you lose a little bit of your testosterone. Nobody writes books about dudes who give high fives, hugs, and are good fathers. And I'm just sorry to say it. They fucking write books about world conquerors. Magellan, this book that I'm reading, listening to right now, basically like went and got in the face of the king of Portugal all the fucking time. Was like, I deserve to be something. I deserve to be something.

And the king of Portugal was like, get fucked. You deserve to be nothing. So he left Portugal and then went to talk to the king of Spain, fought like a fucking dog. Everybody in Portugal then ended up hating him for quitting Portugal. And all of a sudden he got the ship that he finally wanted. And now he's one of the most famous people in history because all he did was just tell everybody to get fucked until he got exactly what he wanted, and he ended up becoming the most powerful person in the world. Another – I've mentioned this book before, Virtue of War. They start out in the first paragraph. Alexander the Great is telling everybody. They're already like seven years under their siege,

and he's saying, hey, guys, we got to keep going. And everyone's like, well, come on, dude. We've already done it all. He's like, no, we keep going. He goes away for a bit. He comes back. He realized that everybody didn't do what he told him to. He hung five or six of his best friends and best generals because he realized that there was now all of a sudden mutiny and there was not aligned messaging and ideal aligned ideas.

So he had to kill everybody, crit restart, keep on moving forward. And most people would be like, you're a fucking dick. But now guess what? He's not Alexander. He's Alexander the great. And I mean,

you're definitely not going to make as many friends. If your whole goal in life is to make friends, you should not be a champion, a CEO or creator, any of that kind of stuff. Yeah. Where did you come from? Where did what? friends you should not be a champion a ceo or creator any of that kind of stuff yeah where did you come from where did what oh all that stuff he just spewed out it's like four different channels just thrown in there it was great it was good i loved it too victor rodriguez i think justin

will be fine next year so do i uh it was just a tougher year oh i don't think that i think he's gonna have to make some adjustments in his relationship too. I think this routine will settle in and he'll be strong next year. I know going back to the incel thing, when you are going towards the target, whether you're a man or you're a woman and your partner does anything to distract you and you snap at your partner and your partner takes it personally, that's not the partner for you. If you want greatness, if I'm moving fucking towards the target aggressively fast and my wife,'ll give you a perfect example if if something happens in the morning before i come on the podcast my wife will become does not fuck with me at all it gives me a kiss and says good luck even if i've been just been an asshole to her she knows that's not the fucking time or the place now she may pull me aside afterwards

and have a talk with me but she there's never she never comes between me and the podcast fucking ever we could be in the biggest fight ever and i'm about to go on and she'll walk over and give me a kiss and be like hey i made your coffee for you i love you go get them well that's a part of it and i could right and i could have just told her hey what the fuck are you doing do you think that you can only do one thing well say that again do you think that you can only really want one thing, prioritize one thing? Because what's the likelihood that Justin prioritized winning the games

and now his most important thing is potentially the relationship? No, I don't think so. It goes along with what you were saying, Hunter. You just have to delegate and you have to be able to – It goes along with what Trevon's saying. You have to be able to delegate and you also have to be able to decipher what the most valuable thing is in the moment. He's not really being loved. Do you know what kind of love he might be in? Do you remember? He might be in first girlfriend love.

For all we know, he just lost his virginity to her and he's fucking over the moon. Do you remember that feeling? That one never comes back. Kelly O'Brien. Yeah. Oh, shit. That feeling? That one never comes back. Kelly O'Brien. Yeah. Oh, shit. That was my neighbor's name growing up. Kelly O'Brien. She got it.

I think I know her. Her big hoon. And if he's in just that kind of love, there's no retrieving him. I'm happy for him. Me too. I'm happy for him too. You hope that all of a sudden we all just bump into somebody that makes us forget about all the other shit in our lives.

Taylor Swift, right? Taylor Swift, dude. T-Swift. Oh, shit. If I bumped into the right woman, I would dip the fuck out. I'd just be like, what's the point of all this stuff? I'm moving in the right direction. That's why I retired from trust in it, dude.

I'm chopping trees. There you go. Chopping down trees, trees dude making a bunch of chitlins but i told myself that i was going all in until i won the amount of races that i wanted to and got all these things um focused on and then all of a sudden you switch into the next lane and you can you and you still can't quit because now you're addicted to it you've lost your identity in racing and athletics no dude i i think i'm gonna be able to walk away very very well like i i intentionally set up business and other things in my life so that i can walk away and not have to be that dude if it weren't for alexis in my life i would still be trying to

go to the crossfit games i I guarantee it. That was stupid. That's right. It would be stupid. Maybe I make it, maybe I don't, but my life is completely different because of her. Is there jealousy in the house now that she used to be the big name and all of a sudden, now all of a sudden, you become the

cool kid? No. Well, first of all, she's cool. Second of all, I think she fucking loves it it's cool like danny spiegel blocked her yesterday on instagram or like she realized it we don't know when it happened but she goes what the hell did i do i go dude you're associated with me what did what did you do to danny spiegel she oh i just made a couple videos on her telling her she needs to squat lower kind of like your boy on the pushups. He had to do better pushups and sometimes it's life altering and you are

blocking spree like Mikey swoosh. I don't know if that's healthy or helpful to block people that are trying to just maybe make you see something. And I'm not judging. Did you see what happened with the Mikey swoosh thing? Who's Mikey swoosh. Oh, we want,

that's a whole, if you have a whole day to catch up on drama it's pretty fun it's a bit is that about the small guy who got upset with uh lauren careful dwarf guy dwarf listen small you're gonna get canceled canceled small as a measurement and people can't identify with that then that's their own fucking problem problem. Jedediah Snelson, CrossFit Games athlete. In my experience, home life matters. Oh, by the way, he just won the Barcelona, the wheel, wheel, Solana. Adaptive Solana.

Jedediah Snelson. In my experience, home life matters, but home life is different for different athletes. Homeostasis can look differently for athletes and what their love language are to be successful. The fuck kind of gibberish is that Jedediah? That was big. That was some bullshit. That means he hit his wife. I hit my wife talking about it. Keep your fucking hands off the keyboard.

No, I'm just kidding. What the hell were you talking about? Swoosh, swoosh, little people. I can tell you right now I've become really close friends with Rasmus over the past year. Anderson?

Yeah. That's a cool dude. I met him last week. That dude is an 11. He is an 11. He is the sweetest, funniest, coolest person on the planet. And his wife's amazing too. So whatever the fuck people are trying to get on her back about,

like losers. Oh, dude. Yeah. Losers. whatever the fuck people are trying to get on her back about like losers oh dude yeah it did not do any fucking help that i met both of them that same weekend it did not help him you gotta be a loser to try to attack people on the internet like what do you have going on your life that you need to pump your own tires up by shitting on other people that's that's thin at best so i feel bad for the guy He must be going through something very hard that he needs to go throw rocks at someone cool like Lauren.

Hey, but you know what? Now he's trying to throw mud at the other fittest dwarf because it was a tie for the fittest dwarf. And he put up a story last night on his Instagram saying, I can't believe people would be using this to try to promote themselves. I can't wait for Wheelwod inferring that he's going to take down Tim Murray,

who he had tied with for the Fittest Dwarf. The guy who he tied for the win came on my show. Is he cool? And he basically said, hey, that guy, you're fucking, he said this to his colleague, the other Fittest Dwarf he tied with, you're a scumbag for going on that bigot show it's like dude you're the fucking bigot

not me fucking nuts I'm a guy who interviews porn stars I'm not a bigot no big deal dude I don't hold anything against nobody give me two seconds I can pull that up hey I want to Hunter there's this guy

that I would rather do the right thing Hey I want to Hunter there's this guy That I would rather do the right thing And be disliked while losing all my followers Than do the wrong thing and chase followers Don't be exploited by bigots To make them look good Because this guy came on my show He's saying that I exploited him

I exploit everyone who comes on the show It makes it irrelevant Why did he come on the show You had three things one two three three reasons yeah the third reason was this reason well so there was this drama around this guy mikey swoosh who claimed he was the fittest guy in the world uh fittest dwarf in the world crossfit claimed to be the fittest dwarf in the world then hillar found out that this guy erased the image of the guy who he tied with on his post. So he took a fucking Photoshop and erased the guy.

And so that made me think, oh, okay, I should invite this guy on. So the two reasons I invited him on is because Hiller showed me that he got erased off. But then the other two reasons are obviously because he's the fittest in the world. And then the third reason, at least the most important, but still very important, is that he's a dwarf. And he's the only dwarf I've had on the show. You're the only High Rocks winner I've had on the show. Oh, show oh wait maybe i had that chick you're exploiting the shit out of me i do i don't really hope i do i want to i want i mean i mean it's meant to be a show you know what the best shows were was like jerry springers and stuff like that was like that though i do not want to be like that.

You kind of are the Jerry Springer of CrossFit. Can you be both? I want to be Mike Wallace. How about Mike Leno or Jay Leno? I love, I fucking love, what's his name? Dr. Phil?

I love Dr. Phil, dude. That is so funny. Have you ever seen the splice up of Alex Jones talking and Dr. Phil. I love Dr. Phil, dude. That is so funny. Have you ever seen the splice-up of Alex Jones talking and Dr. Phil talking? No. They're the best. I mean, they are just it's electrifying. You're not the father guy.

That's Maury. Maury's the shit, dude. I don't want to be any of those dudes. I definitely deserve to have my own show like that. I could definitely serve a lot of the world's problems. Hey, I want to show you something, you guys, something really quick that I want to really fucking champion. What's up? What's up?

Let's do this. So there's this buddy of mine, Joe Nels. He owns a CrossFit gym, CrossFit Kenosha, speaking of Kyle Rittenhouse. And he basically heard Don Fall say, hey, I want to have 30 million, uh, new CrossFitters in the world. Right? So this guy's like, Hey, that's fucking not going to happen on its fucking own. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to try to get a new gym member every single day. Oh, he took that along with something. Greg Glassman said, Greg Glassman said that if you're out in the wild and you're walking around and you don't see someone and you

see someone who needs to go to the gym and you don't approach him, he says, fuck you. You're not a gym owner. You're not a coach. It's kind of like if you're a Christian and you're not doing good deeds, you're not a Christian. It's kind of like if you're a thief and you see a wall to steal and you don't steal it, you're not a thief. You're just not, you're just not, you're not dedicated to your craft. So this guy fucking embraces that Hunter. And he's like, Hey, I'm going to do 30 for 30 for 30 days. I'm going to make sure that I add one new fucking client to my gym. And he's starting with series. I think it's going to be absolutely amazing. You want to watch episode one? I haven't seen it yet.

Have you ever heard of Baba Ram Dass? Yeah. Yeah. Baba Ram Dass. Ram Dass talks about where basically like, you know, basically people kind of like projecting what's going on inside them. What's that? I want to get back to that, but Bob Rahm does. But it's interesting. He brings up this one moment, and I can't remember. I'm paraphrasing this, but he goes, if a pickpocket bumps into a saint, he can only see the person's pockets.

So you have to have this intense vision and intensity in your life where you're only going at things with absolution through the eyes of the world that you see and i think if you are a really good coach you should want to kind of heal the world through fitness and what's that i had a friend who was only into boobs and all his chicks had horrible asses that's cool dude that's cool dude that had a friend who was only into boobs, and all his chicks had horrible asses. That's cool, dude. That's cool, dude. That's a man who's charging on the plan.

He only saw wallets. That's right. Let's go watch episode one. It better be legit. Is he just walking up to people? If he goes to Walmart's, he'd be killing it. Okay, here we go. Target, target.

Day one. I haven't seen this. All it. Okay, here we go. Target. Day one. I haven't seen this. All right. Off to our first stop, Meyer. We're going to get some sweet potatoes on the side of new members. I like that. What's he do with the show? If I hear the person that's moving around the store is, like,

really going straight to something to grab it and get out and doesn't want to be bothered, I don't want to feel like I'm slowing them down on their day. So my name is Joe. You ever heard of CrossFit? Yeah. Yeah? There's actually a gym just on the road. Yeah. Yeah?

What do you know about it? Dude, look at that foot placement right there. That's key. Do you see he's up on his toes? Yeah. That's a flirting position. Okay. Good.

Yeah, so it's just a little bit of mixed running, training, lifting, a little bit of fun stuff like that. You want to come try sometime? Jordan felt like he was kind of perusing and looking around and trying to figure things out. He felt approachable to me. Jordan, great meeting you i'll see you tomorrow morning shoot for like 5 15 i'll shoot you the address i got your number

5 15 that's hard bingo this success should be addicting right it should be habit forming like me walking in getting someone already makes it way easier to want to go do more of it. Of course, there's going to be objections and people we don't get, but it's a win-win, right? He got one already just like that? That was that easy? This dude's a pickup artist. I bet you he cruises, babe.

A Pua. He's a Pua. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Smoked ribeye. A Pua. He's a Pua. Yeah. Oh, here we go. A wall-eating, Matt Quentin, working here at Mission Barbecue. So CrossFit, yeah. CrossFit.

What do you know about it? Well, a buddy of mine, he's the, well, he just made Commander. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He played football together in high school. Is he exclusively going after black people? I would like to see a little diversity. I'm very disappointed. Yeah, what's going on here? About a decade ago. Yeah. Still haven't made it. going after black people i would like to see a little diversity i'm very disappointed yeah

yeah still haven't made it like my trainer like he was sick yesterday yeah right so whenever he's sick or like i'm tempted to slip up so how do i get how do i get rolling with you guys clear information then i'll put it in your system so when you come on in um you don't have to do that ahead of time oh i like that i like that dude that's that's how you pick up chicks dude that you have to like slide your phone across them specifically telling them an actionable it's like hey don't just give me your number you're giving me your number because you're gonna get this this dude is a pickup artist genius oh dude he's the only one to get that dude booty. Dude booty. Oh, shit. 530 AM, that dude

came. The other guy did. The other dude ditched him. Day two. Holy shit. Hey, that's a fast edit. That was a fast two minutes. No wonder my wife complains. Wow. That was a fast two minutes. No wonder my wife complains. Wow.

That is fast. I made one with him. I put it up on Instagram this morning. He just walked around on a street corner with a sign, you know, hey, do CrossFit. Giving out business cards. Do you think that those blue light blockers are good? If I wear them, it'll take away a headache.

That's all I know. So if I stare at the screen too long, my head will start to hurt, and I'll put them on, and it'll knock that out. Really? Oh, my God. There's so many fucking Hillerfit fucking Instagram accounts. What the fuck is that? Somebody made an 8.0.

I don't know who it is. Did someone knock out your page? Yeah. What happened? Yes, I got it. I don't know who it is. Did someone knock out your page? Yeah. What happened? The dwarf did. The dwarf did. You can get canceled because of that guy? Every time I look into it, all it says, it brings me to community guidelines,

and then the community guidelines all state bullying. I'm like, I wasn't bullying anybody, but I was reported a bunch. I think I've been reported a bunch because anytime i dm somebody it always like tells me like this is a safe environment please be nice i'm like just like what the hell kind of person do you think i am hey i got i so told someone that they were killing it and i got fucking a two-day ban one time they said i was promoting suicide okay here we go let's watch it so this is the guy joe nails i'm telling you this is the biggest series this is going to be the biggest tool

that affiliates have i i'm sorry i wonder if crossfit's contacted this dude yet this is fucking this is massive if you're an affiliate this guy's gonna set the fucking world on fire for you meats veggies nuts seeds some, a little starch or sugar. Gotta make some signage. I eat none of those things, but I got a way better body than him. What? We did get kicked out. Shut it, Hunter.

He has a great fucking body. I got a steak. His dad didn't fucking abuse him as a child. So he doesn't have that fucking fighter This shirt dude is just slabs of sex meat. He's not always in fight-or-flight like you Oh, that's fine. There's no go back now Dude's a hussy He is a hoe Jesse I want you actually

I want your job to be handing out business cards Give him the card Look at a boss and his girl around Hey that's what Justin needs to do to his girl He tells her what she needs to do And then fucking give him a card right there and she likes that everyone wants direction everyone likes that have you seen that video going around the internet right now of the guy who's uh

in michigan and he's driving a truck and all the wood falls off the back no she just lights like this woman's like why did you drop this water? He's like I don't let women's tell me what to do Great great Kia Get him No charge. Hey, dude, if he gets 30 members that 60 thou in a month That's a 60,000 bucks he made and do you know how many fucking affiliate owners should be inspired by this? By the way, you don't have to do this. This is just crazy what he's doing.

All you have to do is do that fucking – he was going to a store to get sweet potatoes. Just down the road on 950. Just down the road, free week. Yeah? Mix things up. Hey, man, we'll get you better. Mobility. We'll get you better. Mobility. We'll get you.

This is just called caring about your job. It's called caring about growing a community. I own a supplement company. I don't just say, oh, I have supplements inside of a warehouse somewhere. I have to go out and fucking get customers every single day. So I am proud of this guy, but anybody who's watching this and this is news to them. $6,000.

Sorry. Sorry, Sean. Sorry. It's $60,000 a year. I meant, sorry. And Hey,

and, but, but Sean too. So I said $2,000, you get 30 members a month. If you get 30 new members this month, it would be a 60,000 for the year year just for that one month of extra work. But a lot of affiliates would say to me, what are you talking about $2,000?

It's $3,000 for the year. And David, I don't even know what you're talking about, but you need to shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut your fucking mouth, David. Stop feeding David fucking alley-oops so he can dunk them. Dude, Cave Dastro, that's a solid YouTube name. Oh, shut it. Shut shut it thank you dude that's awesome fuck off david how do you feel about the richter scale when you're voting on how attractive somebody is i decided to take out sevens and eights because everybody will be like yeah i know she's about a seven or eight

so take it out out so now that person has to be a six or a nine. And you almost never hear anybody talk about the fives and below. So I'm trying to give some love to the full spectrum here. So you and I, you guys, we all know what a nine looks like. I mean, it's like, holy shit, what the hell is that person doing here? And then you know what a six looks like. But everything in between is this like safe ground. We're taking it out.

I'm going to keep that for the rest of my life. A hundred percent, dude. I really enjoy that. I'm glad that resonated with you. That was over my head. No, dude.

Like Alexis is, is like the, the, the top of the top for me and everything else is going to be a six then. Yeah. Or you can just say it's a nine. So Lexus is a ten. Why can't someone be a seven or eight?

Because everyone says they're a seven and an eight. Everybody loves to say that. Yeah, you got to take that out. I'm scared being an eight. Oh, yeah, it's not that offensive. I also had this other epiphany to understand whether or not – because I'm going over to England all the time. You're up for work. The metric system or the imperial system, and how do you know that the imperial system is better?

I said if you tell somebody how big your cock is, what do you use? Inches. What do they use? Exactly. What do they use? You're not going to tell somebody i've got like a 40 centimeter cock this doesn't make any sense no it's always an inch so they don't do that over there i've been having these things that have been blowing my mind recently well i'm all about

the metric system but you're right if you give your dick length and metric system you're a douche nozzle wow i'm not familiar with the ricketts mind blown wow so you said this is a richter scale i don't i don't know the ricketts scale the richter scale on chicks like the the hot spectrum earthquake scale but you you're from the god you're 50 you talk like you're 50 hundred you're like from generation. We had the Richter scale for girls. We used to only go to four, by the way, and we used the Dewey Decimal System. We had like 3.2s or – You can still be a five though, right, or a four or a three. Is that right?

You can be anything, but you have to understand like a one is nothing, and two is something. Three is something. Four is something. But the distance between four and five is the same as between one and four. It's infinitely more powerful every single time you go up a number. So by the time you get to those nines and tens, it's these mythical creatures. Yeah, yeah. Tens are mythical creatures.

Tens are mythical creatures. Hey, you know what's crazy though in CrossFit? There's a lot of sixes in CrossFit who present as nines. Ohens of mythical creatures. Hey, you know what's crazy, though, in CrossFit, there's a lot of sixes in CrossFit who present as nines. Oh, yeah, dude. I mean, listen, you can take a shitty car to the car wash and put a wax job on it, but at the end of the day,

after a couple laps, that wax is going to fade. Like, you've got to understand, if you put a good old sheen of sweat over the body of somebody who's not that attractive and you put them in extremely tight and exposing clothes, you could dupe somebody quick. Yeah. That's why if you've ever been at a bar and then all of a sudden it's time for the bar to shut down, they turn the lights on fully and you look at the person you've been talking to and you're like holy fuck that's a pterodactyl like this is that's happened to you oh yeah oh yeah whoa what the fuck wow you ever like you know the entrance of the movie blade where it's like in like a techno club it's all dark and strobe lights are going on great movie great

everybody is smoking hot in that moment but if if you turn those lights on, it's a tragedy. Those are all extras. Those are not stars. Rebecca Vitteson is a nine. Nine plus. Who is that? Dude, it would be hard to argue that. Rebecca, there's these two girls who are new to the scene,

Rebecca and Abigail Domet. They're like – Dude, I love, Matt Marv, is she hot, or is she just naked, that is a perfect way, to explain the CrossFit Games, oh,

Matt Marv, yeah, Matt Marv, have you ever seen anybody, who just like, isn't as good, once they're naked, like they lose attractiveness,

for whatever reason, yeah, 110%, dude, Lululemon, has completely manipulated the market, completely, hey, I saw this.

It can go either way. It can go up or down. Here's another thing, too, about CrossFit. Sometimes people are hotter. There's this group of people who are hotter walking on their hands. Like when you see them upside down, they look hotter. That's because their butt's at eye level. Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, it is. Is it the way that their muscles stretch and flex while they're moving? Maybe. These are interesting things, guys. It takes being an hour and 51 minutes into the show to be able to get to these really valuable topics. We should make an entire cross. Go through the leaderboard and 1 to 10 using this Richter scale thing. Leaving out 7s and 8s.

Dude, you know. What is the Hunter answer Richter scale thing, leaving out sevens and eights. Dude, you know, Eddie F tried to get me to do this a couple of years ago and I just opted out. I was like, dude, there's no way. Yeah, that was a good idea. I would just get in so much trouble as is, you know, I've been thinking about this entire show. I just signed with Puma and I've got a couple other contracts that I'm doing. And I've really just at the point in my life where I just don't give a shit. I'm authentically myself, but I haven't signed a piece of paper like this in a while where there's like that indemnification clause where at any point in time, where if all of a sudden you create some kind of risk for their business

structure that they can just ax you. Yeah. This whole show has been on the edge of that. Do that sound effect again. Yeah. So I may no longer be a Puma athlete. Puma. You mean those God awful sweatpants?

Uh, I just run with them for shoes. My clothes is represent and represent makes. What's wrong with your sweatpants? Your sweatpants are cool just run with them for shoes my clothes is represent represent makes what's wrong with your sweatpants your sweatpants are cool sweatpants shorts it's because you're armenian dude oh right i can see how you get armenian yeah red pumas with gold writing uh pumas sweats with a gold chain those things are awesome the track the track suit swag what if i google hey was that guy pissed when you put his balls in his mouth when you were bench pressing in that video on your blog?

No, that's one of my best friends, Caleb. Okay, so he's okay with that. You should be able to, amongst your friends, be able to do things like that. I grew up in a household with three older brothers, and I was a wrestler, and I went to military school. All of the actions that I'll probably do until the day that I die are rooted from those periods of my life. Okay, so it's cool.

And we laughed. We laughed the whole time. Yeah, he said do it again. He said do it again. Yeah, dude. Listen, what people see on the internet, they don't understand. There's some deep, deep rooted relationships here. There is.

Look, there's Puma, Armenia. Wow. Armenia? Yeah. relationships here there is look there's puma armenia wow armenia yeah hey dude when i think puma this is this is what i think the smudge the puma line right here this is it this is puma that's legit oh yeah yeah yeah that looks lit though dude that looks really lit yeah yeah but i can see you wearing this i think you would fit well as a Puma dude. Damn, you would look so good in that. My sons would look good in that. Holy shit, that's nice. I'm backtracking on my comment.

This is good. I like it again. I'm into it. Swag outfits. God damn. I don't wear leggings, David. I wear long johns. Oh, gosh, damn it, guys. I got a meeting in five minutes.

All right. Me too. Let's get into this. I'm such an adult now. Sucks. So ridiculous. Hey, I'm going to... Spread spreadsheets and numbers i'm going to um i'm coming to la i'm going to newport in december december 10th let's hang out i will fly back from yugoslavia straight to come see you where would you be in yugoslavia i'm supposed to be in frankfurt or

in london around that time but I'm coming back for you. Okay. That's also the best time of year. Tell me when I'm in Sarah, and I'll let Sarah know. Maybe she can scrounge up a room for you. Ooh, daddy wants to stay at the beach. Hiller, are you coming too? Hiller, does that mean that your relationship with Sarah is over because you're no longer on the juice?

No, man. I'm going to be doing peptides and crap. I think you should do peptides. Anybody who doesn't know about peptides doesn't understand the way the body works. Do you do peptides? I can't, technically, but I don't get drug tested for high rock, so I can do whatever the fuck I want. Peptides have become this thing. If you listen

to an interview with, I think it was probably around 2017, 2016, you listen to Charles Poliquin discuss about how peptides of the future they've basically they've known for well over a decade about the value of peptides and how you can enhance the body really really at a drastically insane level which one do you like i don't know it's like cx far pt like i don't i don't know the category of them but honestly if i was going to take them i would know i'm gonna tell you this true true so i so i hurt my bicep and i started taking um bpc and tb 500 in my bicep and i did that for about a month and i would say

it got better but like i don't know if it got better from the peptides or from resting or from hillar came and rubbed a butter knife on my arm so but but i but it did get better but a few this is a true story about a week ago i started limping really really fucking bad three of my toes were fucking killing me and i was a little bit of in a panic i was like what the fuck's happening it was like my tote my three baby toes were broken and i was reaching out to anyone to try to figure out what was going on and And I was limping so much that something started – some damage in my calf. So I got some more BPC, and I shot in like four times the dose you're supposed to right in between my toes. Yeah, and the next fucking day, my foot was 100% better.

Yeah, dude. It's going to be the healing. It's going to be the thing that kind of changes the world. And pharmaceutical companies don't necessarily have control of it, so they're probably not going to let it grow at the rate that it should. But if I was going to cheat right now, I'd probably – I'd have to spend a shit ton of money, but I would be on some form of EPO. And then I'd have to have somebody who's constantly tracking my blood and also tracking the – I'd have to wear a heart rate monitor at night time to make sure that my heart like you didn't i don't know if you know this but during the tour to france these guys would have to wear heart rate monitors because the the amount of hemoglobin in

their blood would slow down their heart rate so much to the point where it almost stopped and then i'd be on like so some low level of testosterone and then there's probably peptides that would also enhance that as well and i think you're probably not like killer's regiment yeah dude i think there's probably a lot of crossfitters that are doing things like this right now like like high rocks doesn't make enough money for anybody like we're actually i think it's fifty thousand dollars for first place this year so it may start to bring in some dirtier people. But it's crazy the low-level shit that all these CrossFitters keep on getting caught with. They're just – one, they're dumb, and two, they got caught.

You should not get caught cheating. Caller, go ahead. Seve, first time time. How are we doing? I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I just wanted to call you because I owe you guys a thank you, a big thank you.

Miles surprised me with the onesies for my new baby. Oh, sweet. Sweet. I reposted it. I reposted it. That's awesome. Yeah, they were awesome. We just wanted to say thank you and we really appreciate it oh that's awesome i really hope that poppin town and the phone is your phone and not my new um

roadcaster i'll be so fucking bummed look at this hunter before you go look at this fucking onesie hey you want to know that you want to know this the story did she did your wife tell you the story behind it a little bit yeah i don't know the full details but story behind it? A little bit, yeah. I don't know the full details, but she told me a little bit. It was one of the – so she sent an email, and she's like, can I have a onesie? Can you guys make me a onesie? So we sent out the email to have the onesie made.

Oh, there it is. There it is. Look at it. That's your kid, by the way? Yeah. Congrats. CEO onesie. Thank you. CEO onesie. at it that's your kid by the way yeah congrats ceo one z thank you ceo one z so then your wife sends um so then your wife follows up with hey can you sign it and i just went from like absolutely loving her to hating her like in like three i text suza fuck i hate her now i went from being

what the fuck she was doubling down on the flattery. Oh my God. You know what Susan told her? If they send those onesies to Sevan's house, you'll never see them again. That was the fucking truth. Guys, I got to piss like a maniac. I'm out. Okay, go pee, Hunter. Bye. Bye, Hunter. Good seeing you guys. I love and miss you both.

Okay, talk to you later. Have fun in your house. Peace. We should probably sell those, huh? The onesies? Absolutely. Peace. Call or shoot. We should probably sell those, huh? The onesies? Absolutely. How is it? Nice material?

Perfect. Baby slept in it last night. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, they're awesome. Yeah, I know she told you. I work for myself. I pretty much listen to the podcast all day long or catch up on ones I missed. Is the baby breastfeeding?

Totally. Oh, I love it. Good. Titties are good. Tons of breastfeeding. Endless feeding. Tons. Don't believe anything anyone says.

Let the baby come in your bed. Don't try any sleep shit. Just put your baby in the bed with the big old set of titties. And another thing is you should enjoy those as much as you can forever, as you can, because those won't be there forever. They're really a remarkable phenomenon, boobs with milk. What a fucking crazy lucky event. For sure. Seismic event.

Yeah, it was funny because she was on my ass because I didn't do a ton of research or anything leading up to the birth. And but I kept telling her, like all the stuff I would hear on your podcast. And she kind of just like roll guys, like whatever. And then because she was actually through the birth birth fit to get certified. Oh, cool. OK, so she. Yes.

So she was doing all the reading and studying and this and that, and I was just sitting in my parking every day listening to you. So that was my equivalent. Hey, listen, I'm the greatest dad in the world. I'm the most knowledgeable parent that's ever fucking walked planet Earth, or at least currently alive. Just ask me and I'll tell you. So if she needs, let me know if you want me to send her a note or something.

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. That's awesome. I'm so stoked. Okay. Alright, thanks, Heavy. Alright, bye, brother. Bye. So this new Rodecaster has a pop in it, too. God.

So I guess I'll just reset it every show, just the way the Rodecaster is. I know zero about those things. I think it's incredible. You gotta keep getting new ones. It's the third one this fucking month. Roadcaster 2. They're expensive, aren't they?

Yeah, but I only paid for two of them. I sent one back and got refunded. Well, I'm supposed to get refunded. Do they understand there's something wrong with them or what? I don't know what they say. I don't actually do it through them. I do it through Amazon, so I don't have to fucking talk to them. So how many baby onesies are you going to sell now?

Wow. Look at Graciano Rubio. BirthFit is one of the best seminars I've attended. Wow. Interesting. I didn't know he was giving birth. I've heard it's possible now, though. And a breastfeed.

He got some big old titties garciano he's got the biggest traps lower traps you know not not like not these guys up here which are also big but the ones that are down here i remember i think i met him first at the broken science thing and i was like oh hey and his traps are just, they're like shark fins. They're huge. I've never heard of lower traps. Just like, you know, there's here.

Can you type all up an anatomy chart? Yeah. I forgot to tag the guy who made this shit at Guy. Son of a bitch. At Guy. All right. What if I hear? Guy.

What's that guy's name? Did you see what I posted this morning on my Instagram? I think I was looking at it as I came out of the show. Here, this thing right here. This part of his trap is just fucking huge. Oh, Olympic lifted. I heard Mike Bergener say that's when you know someone's strong, when they got strong of those.

Dude, they're huge. I don't know how many times I can say that's when you know someone's strong when they got strong of those? Dude, they're huge. I don't know how many times I can say that, but they're big. It's incredible. You saw that shit Pedro's doing? Which one? Where he's doing the fake news? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That shit's amazing, right? I haven't seen his most recent one yet. I had to one-up his ass with this. This is good. Yeah, I had to one-up his ass with this. I'm letting Pedro take the lead. Here we go. Oh, it's ringing.

Yeah, that's what you get for not shaking my hand. I just been fucking cold calling your ass. Hello, what's ringing. Yeah, that's what you get for not shaking my hand. I just been fucking cold calling your ass. Hello, what's up? Hi, Laura. This is Sevan. Hi. Hi. How are you? This is Sevan. Remember me, the reporter from the

CrossFit Games? Yeah. Hi. Come on. Why is she a black girl? I wouldn't say she's black. She's just, you know, not white. All right. I'm live on my podcast and I was just trying to put on my. Oh, my God.

I'm fucking dying. OK. It's great. It's good. The back. I like when it clips over to caleb me too me too he's just sitting there like uh oh shit the clips to caleb sitting over there are hilarious okay where's uh let me see uh pedro fucking pedro pedro's fucking

he got mad at me because i stole one of his his one-liners though he um i think um him and spin have now passed uh the lone ranger show in terms of relevancy of uh youtube stations in the space because the lone ranger show is unbearable it's this is it's kind of crazy uh here we go did i send you the the spreadsheet of the spreadsheet of the the sponsor packet yes I saw it and it's funny I look at it and I think it was another Peterism that was

this is how much it costs to have our viewers skip the first 15 minutes of every show oh shit like that please don't bring it up please don't bring it up. Please don't bring it up. I'll do it.

I'll do it on mine. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. All right. I feel bad for them that that's out like that, to be honest with you.

Why? I, do you have one of those? No. And if you did, would you want it being thrown around? No. Why not?

Are you not worth that? No, I'm worth that. I just... Why do you care if everyone knows how much people pay? If you're worth it. It's not so much how much people pay. Well, maybe it's because I don't think that they're worth that, what they ask. Exactly. That's what I'm getting at, dude.

That's what I was getting at. Okay. Well, then it worked and i also just um i guess it's how the real world works real world works and how adults work but i find something really insincere about it insincere about what like fake just like like saying hey i'm gonna do this for you for money. Like, like whore-ish. Like, I'm embarrassed. It's very. I'm embarrassed to do stuff. It's very what?

It's very pristine. So I understand. Jake Chapman, Seve, can you get James Townsend back on, please? Hold on. What do you mean very pristine? What's that mean? You look at it and it was very well put together. And I can see someone saying, hey, we're looking to sponsor the show.

And then they just forward them that little pamphlet. So it's streamlined. I'd rather be talking to me or Sousa. And maybe they do talk to the people first and have intimate relationships. But it just seems so... It's too transactional. I don't know if I want stuff like that in my life directly that close to me that's just transactional. I also saw one for the morning shock up.

Oh, goodness. Which, if we're talking about things, that wouldn't be worth it. Seve, can you get James Townsend back on? First of all, why? Why should I have him back on? But second of all, it was funny you say that because i want to um i'm trying to think we're getting ready to do the crash crucible and i was thinking oh i should have james townsend on all those i was actually thinking about i should have started um seeing if james townsend would come on the crossfit games update show with me too because he's been on the show but not enough to where it's like it's like it's good when he's on, but it's not perfectly smooth yet. And I need to have him on way more.

And I like, what? He needs some reps. Oh, I, or I need reps with them too. But also like there's topics that I really want to hear his opinion. I want to hear his opinion on camps.

I'm really curious what his opinion is on camps. And he would add so much to that conversation, but why do you want them on? Just out of curiosity. Hey, Patrick Clark, if this is true, then how come Sevan has, I don't know, how many sponsors you got, 10? Where the fuck is your sheet?

Oh, yesterday, I forget what he said. The one sheet is what sponsors ask for when it comes to sales. Yeah. Didn't you say yesterday you're making almost as much money as you made at CrossFit now? Dude, the sponsorship's crazy. Where the fuck is your sponsor sheet?

We don't have one. There you go. But we have relationships with a lot of people. And you know what? There was someone else I forgot to mention yesterday. Yesterday, a sponsor paid us $2,000, and I've forgot that this person was even our sponsor. I couldn't even tell you their name again.

That's crazy again it's a that's crazy it's a it's a wellness app it's like it's it's an app where you can get psychological help an app do i even know what is it no i don't think you i've never taught i've never once talked to you about it i forgot they were sponsor they're like trying to they're trying to poke you about, hey dude, we're still here. We're not mentioned. Well, it's because we get so many fucking views on iTunes and Spotify and I don't play with that shit at all, but that's like that thing in itself is generating

all sorts of crazy revenue that I don't pay attention to. I just follow YouTube. Paper Street. Is that really Gabe right there? If it isn't, it's a sponsor sheet.

But also, like, Patrick, you're kind of in a different world. You're kind of like in, I don't know, like adult world. I'm not in adult world. What world are you in? He's joined Hunter, McIntyre, like adult world. I'm not in an adult world. What world are you in? He's joined Hunter, McIntyre, and adult world. I'm like honest world, true world.

I'm like in like – He said true. I'm in a different – I'm in a totally different world. Okay, let's watch this. It's like uh instagram versus twitter it's like this the number one watch thing on the entire fucking planet is porn patrick clark's world would never mention porn this isn't to dig at you patrick my world acknowledges porn regularly so like like i live in i live in the true world i'm not like in compartmentalized world anything can be talked about in my world awesome do you get what i'm saying good good

analogy yeah so it's like i i just live in i live in a i don't live in in hey but dude i bet porn have uh sponsor sheets who's a porn chick uh the that that that asian or the the one of the big boobs yeah that one andrew idiot uh mia you know oh yeah she gives everybody goes hey this is how much it is to do me on camera oh hold on let's what let's let's not drag ped Pedro through the mud here. Hold on. Hiller hasn't seen this. Let's watch Hiller's reaction. This is a reaction video with Andrew Hiller on Pedro killer, on coffee pillars and willers.

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Then you'll like this too. For real news, download the Heat One app. It's the one place where you can get all the sources in one easy and accessible app plus there's a fantasy game coming up for rogue fake news oh no pedro you you did wrong you gotta come after heat one as well you can't hate on you can't not hate you can't hit on every single person and then just say oh but here's the heat one app got to also dig in a little bit. There's something to dig in on. I think, didn't he leave off, he left something out the other day.

He could have left that. That would have been easy. That was an easy one. God fucking Pedro. What's going on with his account? Is he killing it now? His YouTube channel has been getting a lot more traction his fucking 9 000 followers he's gonna fucking pass me up on instagram look at this shit

stuff like that it's gonna go a long way i agree uh what the uh hey is he the only one doing that and that he's the only one in the space doing stuff like that right yep yeah it's pretty good um yeah it's good it's great good compliments from people you know the other meme guys too uh woolly and fluffy duck and it looks like everyone's enjoying them he said described with that it's really good the The barbell so many updates and add-ons having been launched fitter app have decided to create a program to help coaches to get the Most of their services they're paying for and to bring the best possible packages for their clients fast track is a 14-day program. I Don't even know what that is is this somehow related with Taylor Picture of him totally. I know Peter does Taylor's programming. I know I believe.

This is Barbell Spin. It's written by Peter. How do you know that? Right there in gray. Oh. I call him Pedro around here. Alexis goes, who's Pedro? Who the fuck's Peter?

I still don't understand this post at all. Why doesn't it say SMTP or anything like that on it? Because I think it's for the app. And I also think that Pedro has his podcast sponsored by Fitter. I fucking pulled this up to learn something about my boy Taylor. What do you need to know about Taylor? I'll tell you. I don't know. No one ever clouds me. Hey, did you watch this, J.R. Howell? I was just about to pull that up on his

channel. Can I do that? Sure. I only ask because you're already doing something. What the fuck is he talking about? What's he talking to JR about? 2.8 thousand views. He pulls more than Gallon. He pulls more than Bailey Martin.

He pulls more than Adrian Bosman. JR Howell. That's crazy. Pulls. JR Howell in five days has pulled more views than, let's see, not Sevan. He has not pulled more than Sevan, not yet. But he's approaching Matt O'Keefe. He's done more

than Boz. Matt Torres. More than Torres? That's fucking crazy. So I'm that far through it right now. It's good. That's probably why, too. It's good. That's probably why too. It's good.

There is something worth seeing here. Crash Crucible. I wanted to save this for the... Oh. I kind of wanted to save this for the update show. You can do that. We can talk about it here and there. Okay, fine. Let's look at it.

Here we go. So this year, from a programming standpoint, I guess it's not 100% me. Something I wanted to do was to show people that you could take other people's workouts, pay homage to them, show some respect, but then also put twists on them and making them your own, taking them from different years, taking some from regionals, taking some from previous CrossFit games, and put them all together to make one weekend-long, well-rounded test. Dude, I am so fucking excited.

So they started releasing the workouts? I don't know how many These got up But they're awesome 2023, the retour is fueled by Rain Team 1 Is 2021

Games event 11, Rebag Oh Event 1 is for time And teams will translate into same-sex pairs, with pair one completing 80 med ball GHD sit-ups, while pair two completes 40 alternating sandbag

over the yoke. When both pairs are finished, they will switch. Immediately after, teams will complete 20 pegboard ascents. Who shot this? Oh, that Rick Jones? God, this is beautiful. One athlete working while the other three perform a static wormhole. Once the pegboard ascents have been completed,

teams will return with pair two completing 80 med ball GHD sit-ups and pair one completing 40 alternating sandbag over the yoke. When both pairs finish. Is that his voice too? Is that Rick's voice? Sounds like it. There's a workout, and I think he put up a clip just to show people, but I saw Colton practicing it because of this clip.

It's a handstand walk movement that's never been done before. Scroll a little bit. We'll see if I can find it. Whose page is this? Is this JR's or is this Crash Crucible? Crash. Go to Crash Crucibles. Oh, I recognize.

This is the girl that her and her husband train. That's Marillo. Yeah. Marillo. She's got a YouTube channel. They've got a YouTube channel. They did a response to my Tia Toomey Natty or not.

I don't think they liked it. But I like them. I like them too. Sorry, where am I going? Go to Crash Crucible's page. Oh, that is it. Oh, this is it?

I don't know where the freaking thing is then. It's a handstand walk. And it's right there, middle, next to Taylor. Oh, shit. Look at this thing. Nice. Good call. Was that a ramp?

That's a ramp. and then there's these things and i forgot what he's calling them what are they called wow so they got to go up and over that and like that's never been done before but it's so simple and he's never been done that's never been done that last part we've got we've got to go up and over so those things in the middle you've got to step over them oh yeah the logs you can't just walk typically you've got to go up and over. So those things in the middle, you've got to step over them. Oh yeah. The logs. You can't just walk. Typically you've got to kind of step your hands over those. Yeah. Yeah.

I love it. And he wrote up there for nine because people are going to say whatever they're going to say about having short arms and taller people not having to step as far. Oh, and that chick for nine? Yeah. That chick for nine?

That's yeah. That's almost a legal midget Wow That is fucking short Crazy right I think I saw She doesn't look 49 to me She's like 5'8 I think he called them moguls So those are moguls

Yeah and you gotta go up and over them Oh that's cool Hey that's like probably five or ten thousand dollars Worth of pads right there Yes Well in the past they used it like that Bullshit I wish it was bullshit it's not Go ahead

Dude on handstand walk courses in the past The games they have to walk around those things So they did the handstand walk double under workout. I don't know what game, 2019 or something like that. But they had them standing upright. They had to go around. I think JR said that's where he actually picked those up, all the handstand walk obstacle stuff.

And rather than having them upright and weaving between them, they're going over them. I just think it's so cool. And now that I think about it, because it's the retour, it them. I just think it's so cool. And now that I think about it, because it's the retour, it's probably the workout that he's mimicking from the games that year. Hey, look at Adrian Bosman commented. What did he say?

Fire. Oh, dude, that's cool imagine a 100 feet for time and it's just straight up moguls that'd be tough oh oh or like a 50 cal assault bike into 100 feet um if there are going to be moguls To be fair I'd like to see a longer straightaway So that it doesn't take away from people Who are fast like Daniel Brannan And Cole Greyshaber

To where they should still be allowed To showcase their strength There's still a place to run fast. Okay. You're right. Good. I was about to come after you, but that was good.

I like that. Debbie, uh, who are you talking to in the 2011 behind the scenes? When you said Haley, Haley gum, Haley gum. Yes,

man. I need you to remember 12 years ago, one specific moment of time in the hundreds of thousands of hours of footage that you put about uh send me a clip time club me the clip uh tyler watkins how many people eat in mid mogul well here's another thing what if you do eat it uh mr watkins from the heat one app and all the moguls move around like if you fall on the moguls and they all fucking just, like, disperse. I think he took a nail gun to the floor,

so they're all just stuck. Okay. Yeah, he doesn't let people chew gum in his gym because he doesn't want it in the turf, but he took a nail gun to the turf. Yeah, that's smart. Have you ever seen gum in turf? No, it sounds gross. Oh, dude.

It does not come out. Dude, they're gonna... in turf no it sounds gross oh dude it does not come out say that again you ever seen a dog in a gym and it pisses on the turf because it thinks oh my god you've seen that yeah i've seen a lot of crap in gyms dude what's hannah black hey when i I was at Joe's place yesterday, and it's the first time I'd been in a class for a while, just hanging out and feeling it out. Yeah. It was cool.

His gym is immaculate. Joe, Nels? I hope he fucking kills it with that video series, dude. I do, too. I want to hear more calm i wanted to actually hear more of the conversation with him and the dude in the meat section i do like how short the video is but i really really what say it again i i got i have a lot of footage so i'm gonna make a video and it'll show longer form somebody in my comment there when he talked to you? Yeah. No, no, no, not meat section, dude. I have someone else.

He has some other people who he's converting. Okay. And by convert, I mean he's approached them, said, hey, CrossFit, hey, come on in. They come on in. Not convert to CrossFit, you know. I didn't sleep one wink last night. I got some new peptides that I've never tried before I told you about it And I put and I fasted yesterday

And I didn't eat all day yesterday And then right before I went to bed I shot him into my stomach And I didn't sleep a wink I will not do that again I had no idea there were peptides that could keep you awake Did you Look into that at all No I haven't

I stayed awake the whole Night dude Did you look into that at all? No, I haven't. Tell me which are the other two you're using. I stayed awake the whole night, dude. You know, sleep is all in your head. Just focusing on my breath. I mean, I had some crazy great trips, but fuck, dude. Are you sure it was a peptide you shot? And then around 4.15 in the morning, I'm like, yeah, I'm fucked for tomorrow. Oh, look, Andrew. I told you, I told you what?

Did that happen to you? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Hey, you're talking to the peptide queen over there. I don't know who's taking more. You or her. Oh shit, dude. She's flying through her rehab And I think the peptides have a lot to do with it My son's flying through his fucking rehab too I can't believe how good he's moving

Yeah but she's not using peptides though No He's six No dude he's six He's a beast Yeah I took four yesterday before I went to bed So I'm doing this thing Alexis I don't know to bed i'm so i'm doing this thing alexis i don't know if hillary told you but i'm doing this thing where i'm only going to eat every other day for

the next 20 days and i'm going to take the peptides every other day on the days that i'm fasting because i've heard that peptides work better on an empty stomach and i heard that they work better when you're sleeping fuck that so i didn't. The CJC, that one you actually probably should take before bed. And I just don't know what the hell other things you're doing. I'll send you the list of shit I'm taking. There's no fucking way I'm taking before bed again. There's that was fucking.

I didn't hate it, but I was, I couldn't enjoy even being awake because I kept thinking about the podcast. Thank God it was you and Hunter this morning. I'm a wreck. Are you being dramatic? Did you really not sleep at all? Or is it like none? You just stay awake. I probably slept for maybe one hour in the beginning, but I was literally up. No, I slept for one hour max. Why don't you get up and go do something else? Cause I enjoy lying down. Okay. I'm just i enjoy just meditate instead it's kind of like i did i just focused on my on my breath and and did energy body and

it was cool who's on tomorrow oh blair morrison owns five affiliates holy shit oh cool he's the uh blair and ben norcal classic, the video I made, did you see it? The NorCal Classic one where I talked to – I did. I watched the whole thing, 33 minutes. 33 minutes. Did that one drag? I'm okay if it did.

The only person I would have made shorter would have been Sweeney. Yeah, and I understand. Not a dig at him. It's that first interview with him is long. But I was in the gym working out, so I understand. Not a dig at him. It's just that first interview with him is long. But I was in the gym working out, so I enjoyed the whole thing. I was glad you were there the whole 30 minutes with me. I thought that that whole conversation flowed all right, but I knew it would be too long.

However, I thought there might also be people out there who are interested in it and wanted to hear the whole thing. And I wasn't going to make a whole video on it. Yeah, that's fair enough. I didn't hate it. I wasn't going to make a whole video on it yeah that's fair enough yeah i didn't i didn't hate it i wasn't like this is fucking stupid adam blakesley maybe you were dreaming you were awake how would you know that's a great point because my eyes aren't burning at all kenneth delapp 1999 i know i got to go to the skate park anything you want to say to the people the um what i want to say is that video had 12 minutes of retention,

which is pretty good. That's awesome. So they made it through Sean, on average. Also, that's why I put the chapters in. So I don't know if you noticed on that video, there's chapters. So if you really wanted to skip through Sweeney, I gave you the option to get to what was next sorry shit

sorry shit what so guys if it ever happens again there's this thing on here these little chapters see intro, Gerard Garcia Sean Sweeney and yeah that's a big bar on here, these little chapters. See? Intro, Gar Garcia, Sean Sweeney.

And yeah, that's a big bar right there, but you're more than welcome to click on what's next. And then there's just all those little other sections. Trust me,

I knew that that one may have dragged. Drug. Been drugged. It was good. Thanks, David. David we'd liked it oh wow wow that means it's good to go thumbs up from david right david's kind of the uh the gold star the that's that's like the highest level if he likes something it's like in third grade when you do something really good you get a gold star yeah on in third grade when you do something really good,

you get a gold star. Yeah. Or on Wodify when you PR, you get a gold star. All right. Okay. Bye. Thank you. I'll call you later.

Thanks for coming on the show. Thanks for having me. Guys, thank you so much. I've been in my off time thinking about how cool it is, what a great crew it is of people we have in the comments who follow the show. What a fucking awesome group of people you are. What an eclectic group, fun, honest. I feel like it's like this. This shows has brought together a lot of people who just want to better their lives. And yeah, it's cool. There's a lot, there's a lot of, uh, there's something going on and I, and I appreciate it.

I'm feeling, uh, uh, romantic and emotional about it. All right. It's the peptides. Maybe. Bye.

Bye.