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Good to see you guys. Uh oh, what's going on on X? We didn't end up going live there. All right. Wow, busy chat this morning. Rambler, what's up dude? Mike Sandone. Oh, do I have something from... No. Not you. Someone else. Disseldinger zeke zeke buenas dias señoras señoritas all right bonus days to you what's not you too uh keeping it real i love how i make a lighthearted crossfit open video and see a notification sevamato seeing commented for chopping the cocks off of little boys and attacking women yeah that was nice right

that was my this my this this morning's contribution to the CrossFit space. Dear Trannies, no one hates you, no one gives a shit about you any more than they give a shit about fucking Armenians. Like just, just compete where you were born. Who cares? Just use your common sense. Doesn't it make sense to you?

Like it makes sense to us. Listen, you're a girl, or no, you're a boy, and you wanna turn into a girl, and so you wanna do all the girl stuff. I totally get it. Cool. I'll paint your nails. Um, uh, you want to get titties, you know,

go shopping and spend money on clothes that aren't worth what they're really worth. All that shit, whatever girls do, right? Uh, play volleyball and those shorts that are just ridiculous that no fucking, uh, no responsible parent will let their daughters wear. Um, the, the perv outfits, volleyball, the perv sport. Uh, but, um, it isn't, isn't it fucking always weird. You're just in a coffee shop shop somewhere and the fucking girls high school volleyball team fucking comes in and they're just in a coffee shop somewhere and the fucking girls high school volleyball team

fucking comes in and they're in their outfits and you're like, are you fucking kidding me? Everyone's ass is hanging out of the bottom of their shorts. Like, what the hell is going on here? I have kids. But I don't really care by the way, but I still let my daughter fucking roll around like that. But you have to also see the other side, all the women out there who work so fucking hard

don't want a boy who's now, do trainees know they're pretending to be a girl, right? They know they're pretending to be a girl, right? They know they're pretending? Pat Lang, my guess is that the vast majority of trannies get it as probably just a small amount of assholes doing this crap. I got, I hope you're right. I think that too.

They're kind of just ruining it for everyone. Well, that'll teach the gays and the lesbians and the blacks ever to team up with any of those people too. Like, hey man, if you guys want to like, you're going to go on a mission together, don't bring the fucking crazies. This whole thing where it's just like, accept everyone and everything has just gotten too far. And I remember I used to be in that place too, but like there's people that you don't, there's people you don't want to accept into your group. There really are.

It's like people at your house. You know what I mean? Like you wouldn't tolerate someone in your house. Every time they came to your house and they had dinner, they just scraped their leftovers onto your floor. That would be one and done. I'm all for forgiving people, but I don't want the guy who has 13 rape convictions living next door to me.

Sorry. I sure as hell don't want him on my fucking committee to decide who can play high school sports and who can't. I don't want him anywhere near my school. Did you see the alleged trans pilot on Black Hawk was a CrossFit tranny? Workout at Ben Smith's gym? No fucking way. Do not base the do not base society in the needs and interests of the point one percent.

Yeah, don't even base them on the 99%. Right? Like if 99 people, 99% of the people want abortion, you still don't do it. Sorry. You just don't kill babies. That being said, I'm still pro-choice, but you don't kill babies. You don't let the tyranny of the majority fucking do bad shit. If like we voted slavery back in in like you don't do it.

It's not, it's not, it's like I tell my kids that when they get angry and like, they'll be like, I hate you. Or I'll be like, Hey dude, I know that only hurts you. Don't do that. Come up with some other shit. And then like five minutes later, they're crying. I'm sorry. I told you I hated you.

Yeah. If no one wants to say they hate their parents that shit fucking hurts good morning mr. Chapman the host of the new podcast starting 12 a.m. Pacific Standard Time every Sunday Jake Chapman after we discussed objective versus subjective, I asked if daddy decided he was a penguin whether it should be illegal or demonized not to call me a penguin. I don't know if demonized was the right word to use, but they both laughed and said of course not. Demonized. Boy, this is an I guess my husband is with the UH 60 pilot ran knows that person the guys confused how that even happened.

Oh Nellie. I'm pretty sure out wad I don't I don't remember where I saw it but I'm pretty sure Outwad, I don't remember where I saw it, but I'm pretty sure many, many years ago I saw Outwad was supporting all sorts of fucking crazy legislation that allowed men to compete in women's sports, which was always weird to me that Noble partnered with them. But then I realized there's fucking tons of quackadoodles. This was like early on. You want some of the stats?

Sub on sent the link to the alleged pilot. Joe Ellis. Oh, thank you. You're awesome. Let me give you some stats on just some of the stuff that I've dug out about the airline crash. Oh before I do that before we get to the airline crash. If you make a promo video for the CrossFit open, listen,

this is for listen very carefully. If you make a promo video for the CrossFit open, if you talk about the open at all, you should always be offering collabs to Dave Castro, CrossFit Games, and CrossFit. Offer them all collabs. What's up, KLP? It's Coach Mike here, and it's that time of year again. The 2025 CrossFit Open is just around the corner, and we couldn't be more excited. Now, whether you've been crushing workouts for years or you're brand new to CrossFit, this is your chance to be part of something bigger, way bigger. So what is the CrossFit Open? Well, simply put, it's a worldwide competition where anyone and everyone can

participate. You're going to have a chance to see how far you've come, test yourself and yes, even see where you stack up against athletes all over the world. But here's the best part. It's not just about the leaderboard. This guy could be related to Souza. Now the open is about community, our community, the KLP community. It's about all of us coming together, cheering each other on,

and celebrating all that hard work we put in all year. Now whether you're RXing the workouts or you're scaling it, it doesn't matter. It does matter. You're a pussy if you scale. I might be a pussy this year. Is it possible to be a male CrossFit coach and not wear a skin-tight t-shirt and ball cap? No. Good question, but the answer is no. Vindicate, the open announcement thing is confusing. You can be chose to do an announcement, but it won't be at your gym. What way do we want to watch some random person open? It's fine.

Listen, it's not gonna be at your gym. They're just looking for someone to do the Dave Castro role. That's it, that's it. We can debate whether it's a success or not afterwards. What matters is that you show up, give your all, and have fun doing it. And for those of you who have been here for a while, this is your chance to put that hard work to the test.

This is where we see those early mornings and those late nights really pay off. Plus nothing beats the feeling of hitting a PR or hitting a skill you've never hit before. It's called the open magic and I assure you it's real. So here's the deal. KLP signups are open. I liked her. Hey, make sure you tag CrossFit. Tag CrossFit, CrossFit Games. No, don't just, sorry, don't tag them. Offer a collab. Is that what it's called? Have you ever done a collaboration, Hailey, with anyone?

Do you even know how to do that? Yeah, I've never done it either. But I guess you can collab with people. That's the, you know, no cap, cap, sus. Uh, if you, uh, so if you're going to make a promotion, offer a collab with CrossFit, CrossFit Games and Dave Castro, they'll repost that shit. They want content. Now, so it's beautiful like this. This shit is beautiful. Grab your spot,

mark your calendars and get ready to throw down with your gym friends, your gym family, and from people all over the world. KLP, let's make the 2025 CrossFit Open the best one yet. Sign up today and let's get ready. We'll see you on that gym floor. I'd have put a sock in my pants if I was him. If I was gonna stand like that for that long, sock in the pants, something.

I'd have put something in it. look at that we open together well good talk we open we open together open together fool we open no his shirt that sure it's good I like that she got a nice body he pulls it off so collab with Dave CrossFit in the CrossFit games. You guys hear me collab Grant you should have collabed. Oh, did you collab? Is that how you got yours on the games? What is this I've never seen this guy before Co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co for a quok, kuk, kok, kuk. I don't know what this is, but if anyone, if anyone but Dave does the open announcements,

I just assume they want less people to be interested. I mean, dude, listen, I couldn't agree more, unfortunately. Dave should always be doing them. Can President Clinton do Dave's role? That'd be awesome. I'll collab. Yeah, good, thank you. Yeah, Jeffrey Howard make something in collab. I think you can go back and collab That guy was on kill Taylor Seve, uh, hi, oh Seve since I could only collab one person send it to Dave for me

Oh, you can only I think you can collab with like, hit loads of people, like five people or something. Let me see, maybe, I think it's maybe someone sending me a text just now. What are we gonna talk about? Oh, the plane crash. Bit of a, get to this one. Oh, here we go, Alleged.

Oh, on X. What is this? Titus okay alleged Is that a man or no shit that's a damn that's a crazy-looking tranny There's some really solid trannies. Howdy. Hi Susie. Good morning Um, let me see this Cw2 I don't know what that is. That must be some position in the, in the military, uh, Joe Ellis transgender pilot and fatal DC Black Hawk crash in Potomac river.

So if that's true, that's a, um, that's a drug addict. You, if you're training your drug addict, you have to know that had history of anti-Trump social media rants. Speculation rises over deliberate intentions. That sounds weird. Is that really? That's a solid, I'm fooled. I'm having trouble believing that's a dude. He served 15 years in the military, he, he, he has served 15 years in the military and wants to serve more, a tranny service member's perspective. Is that, is that really the pilot? I wonder what happens when I Google that name. Anyway, keep sending me stuff. Did you find,

Oh, Pat Lang says a SEVY check your Ds. It's not her. This investigation in real time. Let me tell you some, okay, I will one second, Pat. Let me, let me, and thank you. Let me tell you some statistics. 1000 whiteys in the Biden administration took tests to be, get into the FAA, FAA, Federal Aviation, Federal, Federal, what does the FAA stand for? Federal Aviation, Federal, someone tell me down below, FAA, something, something, they're the people who control the air. I remember seeing, watching the confirmation hearing of the guy who was going to run that department. It was a complete joke. It was a disaster. Oh, Federal Aviation Administration. Thank you, Pat. During the Biden administration, a thousand white people who took the test and passed the test with flying colors were denied to become tower people. And then they threw all their test scores out and they remade

the test and the test became something that's called a biographical test. So instead of testing them on their competency and merit, they changed the test to you talking about where you're from and you know like if you're from Mississippi and Paki and you know and you're a woman. That's they actually got rid of a thousand people after after they took the test and passed the test they said that they were too white. The Federal Aviation Administration is the only government division that's understaffed. The evening of the crash the tower was supposed to have 30 tower people in it it only had 19. This one's really crazy ready for this. The Federal Aviation Administration stopped training people to work in towers for two years

during COVID because it wasn't considered essential. So the Baskin-Robbins was open down the street from my house, never closed, but your CrossFit gym and the FAA training center was closed for two years. Routards. It's all, it's a, think about it. It's all dem shit. Once again, it's all dem dem shit. Do you disagree, Pat? And clearly it's not a popular job in the government because you actually have to show up to this one. You know when they say only 6% of government officials who the government because you actually have to show up to this one. You know when they say only 6% of government officials who work for the Fed actually come

to the office? That includes, that's those people. That's those people, janitors and security guards. Oh, that's good. Jake Chapman, Day Dem. So that's a mess. Boy, that's a mess. Here we go. Let's hear from other people besides me

weigh in on the subject of the fallen airplane. Sending Mountain State's legal foundation as part of a class action people besides me weigh in that the pool of air traffic controller applicants was too white. And so they flushed that initial test and they adopted a biographical assessment, which you can already hear as an ominous term for a air traffic controller test. And unfortunately our clients didn't pass that. So if you're curious what a biograph another black man saving the world graphical test means, it's a tool used to evaluate an individual's background, their experience and their personal characteristics. And this really doesn't look good when you have the deputy administrator of the FAA saying stuff like this. We need a first next generation air traffic workforce with people from all backgrounds.

So apply now. There's even there's even a line out there that says that they're looking for they include dwarfs and people with severe neurological issues. Like that's documented. The FAA was looking for people like that. Sorry to the doors. You don't deserve to be lumped up with people with severe neurological issues. Yep. The black man. It's all, listen, I'm telling you, I need to get back on that bandwagon. It's saying it for years. I stopped preaching it.

That's the only way we get saved. That alone is kind of making that lawsuit seem pretty legit. Now, with that being said, we don't need a diverse aviation workforce. We need a competent aviation workforce. But I mean, it's really kind of crazy to think about that lawsuit being brought and then seeing the heads of the FAA or someone high up in the FAA saying stuff like this. Yeah. I mean, I think it's a problem.

It should be focused on competence or background. Doesn't matter. What matters is can you do the job and can you do it? Well, representing, uh, Taylor Todd hates Trump. He's just confused. He could be fixed. He's just confused. He's a good dude.

He's just, uh, he's just not thinking straight. I've been there. I've been there. Okay. Where's this? Um, uh, what did you send me? Uh, Pat Lang. Um, uh, okay. Here we go. Oh, Joe Ellis is, uh, Joe Ellis. Oh, Joe Ellis has something. Oh, I don't know if I can do Facebook. Oh, here we go. Oh, Joe Ellis is Joe Ellis. Oh, Joe Ellis has something. Oh, I don't know if I can do Facebook. Oh, here we go Yeah, this training looks like just like a regular Midwestern hottie Let's see Okay, here we go Interesting morning. Oh

Yeah That sounds like a dude Good morning. Oh, shit. That sounds like a dude. Joe Ellis, I am a Blackhawk pilot with Virginia Army National Guard. I understand some people have associated me with a crash in DC and that is false. It is insulting to the families to. It is insulting, by the way, that was weird. I was watching CNN and they were like, don't you think it's offensive?

This reporter was saying, don't you think it's offensive Trump that you're suggesting that it's because of Dei? How was that offensive to the families? What the fuck are those people even talking about? It's offensive that you're suggesting that looking into it and finding the cause is offensive. You try to tie this to some sort of political agenda, they don't deserve that. That's not it's it's not politics looking for it's not the only politics is the fact that you're trying to get people into the position who are to fly helicopters who are drug addicts mentally and mentally ill

Based on the fact that we need people who are mentally ill and drug addicts flying pilots. That's You left the space of logic. That's the only part that's politics The fact that you want people Flying these huge pieces of steel in the sky to be competent, that's not politics. That's not politics. Politics is how much money you should spend on schools versus the police department. That's politics.

I don't deserve this and I hope that you all know that I am alive and well and this should be sufficient for you all to end all the rumors. I also have a statement. Oh, is that thing wearing a Santa Cruz shirt? God damn it. You see that? Son of a bitch. The Department of Defense is responsible for casualty notifications.

There were no Virginia National Guard personnel on that Blackhawk that collided with the jetliner Wednesday evening. Thank you. And I'm going to have to double my dose of tranny drugs so I don't kill myself because of all the pressure being put on me. Thank you. I bet you regardless that that thing loses its job. Thank you, Pat. Solid point, Pat Lang. What's crazy is that tranny is trannies are non deployable. So the question is, why push it other than politics?

Yeah, it's just that's just all politics. Just all insanity. Even even Pat knows that tr training should be flying helicopters. Right, Pat? Drug addicts should be flying. No drug addicts should be flying military aircraft. Andrew Hiller made another Sporty Beth video. It's gold.

It's gold. There's a funny line in there. I guess she entered the pro class. That's when all the guys like pile up in the front. And she's upset because she got pushed around. It's pretty funny. I like it. But she says she's a big girl and she pushed back She also said the premise of the entire video is the fact that she says if you want to be good at high rocks

You have to stop doing CrossFit training and start doing high rocks training And Andrew goes on to show that she did 30 minutes worse 30 minutes worse when she did high rocks training. Great. Give me the theme of my show. This whole 2025 is going to be like thank you to the black man. This is a, if you listen very carefully when I this clip, you're going to see a, um, libtard tell this black guy, Christianity was pushed on you by white nationalists, right? And then he just goes to honor.

Okay. This looks like it's a university campus. Listen to this opening line here. This is so great how this unfolds. Did white nationalists push Christianity down your throat? Did white nationalists push Christianity down your throat? It was in Africa before Europe. Whoa, did you hear that Christianity was in Africa before Europe? Yeah, like Ethiopia.

Go ahead. Keep going, brother. The Ethiopian Bible is older than the King James. Thank you. That's exactly right. The argument that Christianity brought, that colonialism brought Christianity to Africa is completely wrong. Why is it completely wrong?

Because Christianity was already in Africa before Europe. Christianity was in Africa before Europe. Everybody hear that? And one thing you need to know is that Christianity is not a European religion. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One more time, real loud. Christianity is not a European religion. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One more time, real loud. Christianity is not a European religion.

You're awesome. Christianity is not a white European faith, religion. Keep going, brother. I like you. Jesus wasn't white. Jesus was not white. He was a Jewish man, right? Punch a white nationalist, push? Oh, there you go. There you go.

Saving the world. One black man at a time. I love it. There's gotta be video of Beth being pushed around on the track. That'd be awesome. Hey, are your guys's Instagram feed being filled with this these video games that all look the

same? All of a sudden my Instagram feed is filled with these games that show zombies attacking one guy and he's got this gun and he's just mowing them down and there's big zombies and there's different guns. And my Instagram feed is just being bombarded with it. It's nuts. It's like scroll five video games, scroll five video game. I don't even play video games. And then finally I tried one after like three days of them bombing me with them, I'm like, okay, I'll try one.

And I played for like three minutes and it's like Uh, you have to pay like for if you play for like three minutes And then you have to pay like 599 if you want to keep playing or you can wait 10 minutes I'm like, what the fuck kind of Witchcraft is this shit? Yeah, your feed thinks you're a 12 year old boy. Is that what it is? I get mom's breastfeeding. I had that like a year ago. I went through that phase.

That shit is crazy. The porn stars breastfeeding dolls. So you can get away showing the tits. Crazy. breastfeeding dolls So you can get away. She's showing the tits crazy Did you listen to the last Rogan? No, I don't have time to listen to Joey about the UFOs No, should I send me a clip? I don't have time for a whole podcast Unless it's something Pedro did Hiller did

You'll keep getting them since you broke down and downloaded one. Oh, is that what's happening? Yeah, it's crazy. I, I, wouldn't you rather just get an app they pay, you pay 49 bucks for it or 29 bucks for it or 112 bucks for it and you're done. I don't want to keep having to like, don't nickel and dime me through the entire fucking game. Why would I do that?

I just erased the app right away soon as I saw that. I get Armenians in minivans. That's fair. The whole theme on Instagram. Sevvye, I just tagged you on a post with the new angle of the helo crash. I'm not sure how I check to see that's the heart button I don't see it. Is it the heart button? Is that what I do?

I click the heart button. Maybe I'll refresh. Is that where I see if someone tagged me? Nope, I don't see you. Who said that? Was it McCasky? Oh, Sandone. Seve just tagged you on the post with the new angle of the helo crash. I don't know how to just check to find out where you tagged me, how you tagged me, who tagged me,

when you tagged me. I sent it also by mail. Mail. Your message will show. God damn it. Good. Someone's going to help me figure this out. I didn't finish my first cup of coffee this morning. Hello.

Usually I finish my first cup before the show starts. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I didn't finish my first cup of coffee this morning. Hello. Usually I finish my first cup before the show starts. Hi. Hello. You need, you sound like you needed a caller.

Oh, shit. That's not good. Thank you. Do you know how Instagram works? Oh, are you just f you know how Instagram works? Oh, are you just fiddling around with Instagram? I'm trying to figure, someone said they tagged me in something. Um, oh, yeah, I don't know how to do that. Yeah, and if I want to see the um,

if I want to pull up a different angle of the plane hitting the helicopter, the helicopter hitting the plane, but I don't know how to do that. Oh, well. So how many more days are you going to be in Newport? I think I'm driving home Sunday. That's the plan. I've got to give you a I've got to give you a no rep on that kitchen cabinet behind you. Oh, why? What's that with it? It's pretty it's pretty nice. That's a big no rep.

They tell me what's up with it. What don't you like about it? There's no light rail molding. No. They didn't flush out the bottom of that short cabinet. Oh, what does that mean? Every time I watch your show. Oh, you mean like this should be,

you shouldn't be able to look under it and see it's all kind of like janky? Yeah, you gotta flush that out. Okay. Put some light rail molding on it. Okay. Yeah, I feel you on it. I like. Put some light rail molding on it. Okay. Yeah, I feel you on it. I like, I do like what's the what's that stuff called the splash guard?

I do like the tile. The backslash. Yeah, that's very nice. Yeah. Okay, solid. She's critiquing Jody's critiquing this cabinet installation. It's not finished. I'm giving it a light rail on a flushing.

I guess the flushing would make that like smooth Anybody who sits at that table? Anybody who sits at that table is gonna see that and they're gonna be like who the heck designed this kitchen. All right That's it yeah, okay. Thank you Haley says we need to have you come out and redo our whole kitchen Okay, I will. Um, have you seen anomaly? No. Is it talking about the plane crash? Oh, no, no. Since I've been here in Newport. No. Yeah, that's where you met him. So I've, I wondered if you saw him there. I'm just really focused on getting fit for the open and, uh, chill.

Yes, you're doing very well. Thank you. That's all I've been doing. All right. Well, listen, you guys have a great ride home and Keep podcasting. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for saving the show. Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye. All right I'll save the show Does Jodi get a free lifetime sub to the show sure yes you all do I Should just make episode one I should just release episode one of behind the scenes for the subscribers anyway now this this hang we're stuck we're stuck and We're stuck and into unstick it

I Need to unstick it I refresh this twice and I hit the heart button and I don't see anyone tag me Isn't that where you get your notifications if someone tagged you? You see Pat Lang's active now on Instagram. I See like two people followed me. Oh This is gonna be good. Hey. You have to go to your messages. It's going to be tough to do something and show up. Oh, go to the top and then search them by their handle. Oh yeah.

Pat Lang says he tagged me in Twitter. I have no fucking idea how to do that. Oh yeah. Twitter is a little more complicated. IG is pretty simple though. It should just be writing your messages but knowing your message inbox is probably pretty full. He sent me a text I got it. No one ever do you know do people use DMs on on Twitter? Whenever I hit that mail button there's nothing ever in there it's just empty no one likes me on Twitter.

I don't send anything on Twitter. Hey, good job on the videos. They're killing. You're killing it. Awesome. Thank you. I was trying to get one out today, but I'm headed to Austin and just didn't have time. I'm going to go watch TFX. J-Y is competing there.

So it should be fun. Who is John Young? Yeah, he's competing in the RX Mail Division be a fun. Who is John Young? Yeah. He's competing in the RX male division. Oh shit. I had no idea. Why is he doing that? I don't know. He said on, he said on barbell spin the other night, he was going to get capped on all the workouts. Is that Jeremy Thiel's, um, competition? Oh yeah. Jeremy Thiel. Yep. Yeah. Crazy. Hey, did you watch the interview they did with Lucy Campbell?

So many people are telling me it's amazing that Lucy came across. Amazing. Yeah, she does really good. I like watching her. All right. I got to check her out. I wonder if Hillary's never going to film with her. She's kind of far away. Yeah, that's a little bit of a commute for him. I'm just piggybacking off of him. My thought is, is like every time he goes out and films with an athlete or anyone, I'll just then ask them to come on the show and kind of like just piggyback off of him. Other than that, I've been kind of lazy on having people come

on the show. I want to get Dom on, the coach at Mayhem. Yeah, that would be a good one. Yeah, I'd like to have him on. And then I'd like to have Jake Lockhart on again. I'd like to start having some of the Mayhem guys on. I need to stop being lazy. Maybe when I get home, I'll start just sending out tons of invites.

Did you see that reel that Froning did after Sven called out the team that registered at Hendersonville? No, who made it? It's so funny. It's one of the athletes. So there's a mayhem team that registered under another affiliate because you know, you can

only have one affiliate make it to the CrossFit game. Yeah. I thought that was cool. They did. So spin had made the store and posted the story about it. So that mayhem team made a reel and one of the athletes like goes up to put her door code in at mayhem and she can't get in. And then she knocks and froning opens the door and he shows her the picture of spins posts and then just shuts the door on her. Hey, where is that? I want to see that. Where is that?

It's on CrossFit. It should be on CrossFit Mayhem's Instagram. CrossFit. It's so funny. Oh, they're so good. Ronin's face. Yeah, I love that they play along with all that stuff. They have such good songs of humor.

I wonder whose idea that... Oh yeah. Okay. This is solid. Okay. I'll play that after the helicopter crash I found it thank you all right hey send me pictures of John just getting tossed around there please oh that's awesome yes so you're gonna go live when

he competes and point the camera at him? Yeah, the owner of my gym is in the same heat as him, so it's gonna be great. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I'll be live on Instagram, so you guys want to check it out. All right, thank you. Yes, sir. Bye. Damn, she's all in. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? I'm so fucking lucky I found her. Okay, here's an angle of the helicopter crashing the airplane from a different angle. Here we go. Let's see what we got. The court can be seen flying at speed over the Potomac from the left side of the screen.

The American Airlines plane can be seen flying towards the airport before the two collide causing a mid-air explosion and fall into the river. In the second video you can see the army helicopter and American Airlines plane travel toward each other. After the collision and subsequent explosion the airliner can be seen spinning into the water and the Black Hawk is also seen falling into the water. and the Black Hawk is also seen falling into the water. Oh my god. Makes me want to vomit. There's a comment here, nothing is going on, my best friend is good friends with all three of the military

who are on the helicopter, absolutely nothing weird going on, a total accident, people need to stop looking for conspiracy and everything. Life happens, there isn't a constant plot to try and destroy humanity. All the conspiracies are absurd and laughable at this point. When everything is turned into a conspiracy, even if I didn't know the facts, because my friend is on the scene, this woman is not a man nor was she ever. She loved Trump. She loves Jesus. She went to my friend's conservative church, a great person. Rumors need to stop. The family see all of this, our mourning and it's hurtful. Why would it be hurtful for the people

to be speculating on what happened? If I was a family, I'd be glad so many people are speculating. The more attention, the better. And what about this? She, the pilot was a girl. She loved Trump. She loved Jesus.

She went to my friend's conservative church. Here's the thing, man. We've just lived through four years of people getting jobs they don't deserve based on their genitalia and their skin color and other things too. And so to be wondering about that shit is perfectly normal, perfectly sane. If you're not, something's wrong with you.

Everything can be questioned. People doing it, Patlining, speculation is fine. People doing it solely for political purposes is probably pretty annoying as you're making funeral plans. But here's the thing, the origins are for political purposes. For some reason, the Dems for years have just thought it was cool to hire people based on everything besides merit. Okay, here is a young lady who appears to have the code to train at Mayhem approaching

the door at Mayhem. Why doesn't my code work? Why doesn't my code work? You got to have him slam the door. I need I need to hear the door slam. Who did that edit? Haley Adams, they're doing us dirty. So good. Oh, look at all these people. Jorge Fernandez.

H powers. PFAA Lord. Royce Dunst. That guy wants Dave to be fired from CrossFit. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Oh, Nina. Aragovic. Oh they quick wit it.

Frog Grips. Who uses grips? Grips are tarted. Uh by far frog grips today. Trevor Gentria. Why do I know that name? Oh Jessica and Drozik. I like her. I don't even know why. Oh Arnon Macau. That one podcast listener. Damn. All right, I'm done. I don't see anyone else. Everyone from here down is a loser. Alright, back to the show. Good stuff, thank you.

I can check my text messages for any other stuff. Oh. New angle shows how mid-air... Okay, I see it. I saw a crazy story on bitch and hot sauce today. I don't know if you guys have ever had that stuff, but that shit is good. And basically the guys, the two brothers who started it had the companies taken from them. They started a new company called Gsauce, JEE.

Just want to quick shout out to God. Thank you. Thank you God for giving us Charlie Kirk. Dear God, thank you for Charlie Kirk. Here we go. Listen carefully, especially people who don't believe in God. Listen carefully. The country was caught on common law because the declaration only refers to God four times and the Constitution doesn't refer to God at all, and it only articulates the structure of government. So first of all, remember that we were a collection of states and colonies, and you need to read

the state constitutions before anything else. Nine out of 13 of the original states required you to be a Bible believer in Christian to serve in government. At the time the founding is, all 13 out of 13 required a declaration of faith. Nine out of 13 required you to be a Protestant, except Maryland, which was Catholic, which still required a declaration of faith.

Almost every single one of the original state constitutions, Pennsylvania included, they had, I profess Lord and Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior in the original state constitutions. You remember, we're a collection of states before that. Secondly, 55 to 56 of the original signers of the declaration were Bible-believing church-attending Christians. So common law is inherited from Blackstone, who was Christian. Common law is an out- I have no idea what Blackstone is.

Someone's going to have to school me on that. ...growth of the scriptures. So let's go to three principles of common law. Presumption of medicines, due process, injury of your peers. All three are biblical principles. Wrapped into the ultimate biblical principle that you shall not favor justice if you are rich or poor, which is in Leviticus 19. Right before, the most famous part of Leviticus 19, which is that you should love your neighbors yourself. But before that is that in the administration of justice, you shall not favor the rich or the poor, which is the idea of blind justice. that is that in the administration of justice, you shall not favor the rich or the poor,

which is the idea of blind justice. We get that in the West, which is incorporated also in the New Testament ideal, neither slave nor Greek nor Jew, you're all one in Jesus Christ. We have the idea of human equality. These are all biblical ideas. They're not enlightenment ideas, which is they kind of get conflated at the time. I don't understand that difference either biblical versus enlightenment ideas. I think there was enlightenment before there was the Bible and all those ideas were around, but for another story, uh, Blackstone is a security company. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't think that's what he's referring to, but anyway, let's proceed. Thank God for Charlie Kirk. But more importantly than that, they say that God was only mentioned four times in the Declaration of Independence. Well, that's a big deal. Okay. Laws of nature and nature's God. The last paragraph of the Declaration reads as a prayer.

It says, we appeal to the supreme judge of the universe. Who's the judge of the universe? Jesus Christ. It says in Revelation that Jesus will judge the earth on his throne. So in the Declaration, they were praying to Christ our Lord as a prayer very specifically. Thirdly, as I set up the stage yesterday, Deuteronomy was by far the most quoted book, religious or non-religious, in the time of the founding when they were putting together the Constitution. More than John Locke, more than Montesquieu, more than Blackstone.

So the book of Deuteronomy, which talked about laws and customs traditions, it was most farewell addressed as he's about to say goodbye, say, hey, good luck in Canaan, guys, here's how you should set up your form of government. But finally and most importantly, let's look at actually what the founders said. John Adams seamlessly said the Constitution was only written for a moral religious people, it was wholly inadequate for the people of any other. The body politic of America was so Christian, it was so Protestant, that our form and structure of government was built for the people that believed in Christ our Lord One of the reasons we're living through a constitutional crisis is that we no longer have a Christian nation

But we have a Christian form of government and they're incompatible. You cannot have liberty if you do not have a Christian population Do you guys get that That's why it doesn't matter whether you believe in God or not, but that you allow those people to run with the ball. They're holding down the fort. They're holding down the fort. Yeah, Charlie Kirk's solid. Autism is weird, right? It presents like that. Just give a guy with Asperger's the Bible and he'll just memorize that thing. Just swing that thing That's a lot he said right there. That's a lot.

Guess who's doing HillerFit programming? Guess. Guess who, guess who Andrews knew his client is? No? Anyone? Anyone? There he is. In the off season. Man. Ant-Python moves good. I don't even know if I follow this account. Hillerfit Training? Follow. I didn't even know there was a Hillerfit Training. Dude, imagine how much trust... Damn, Andrew looks yoked there. Imagine how much trust damn Andrew looks yoke there.

Imagine how much trust. I trust Tyson must have in Hiller to do Hillary fit programming. Didn't he smoke killer on the workout behind his house? I can't remember. I want to say Hiller one one and behind his house? I can't remember. I want to say Hiller 1-1 and Tyson 1-1. I can't remember. No, it's not HillerFit 4.0. It's just there's an account called HillerFitTraining.

I think he has a pretty big cadre of athletes. He just doesn't promote it ever. I think he has a pretty big cadre of athletes. He just doesn't promote it ever. What is Hiller fit 4.0? I think what happened was I don't remember exactly. I want to say Hiller got kicked off of Instagram or something. I want to say that a while back a shitload of people reported him or something. I think that there was like speculation that it was Danny Spiegel or something. I wanna say that a while back, a shitload of people reported him or something. I think that there was like speculation

that it was Danny Spiegel or someone. And so I think he started, he's like, fuck you, I'll start four accounts simultaneously. It's something like that. I don't remember the details. But I do see that Tyson, I do see that Tyson Bajan is doing his trading. That popped up on my,

where is that? That did pop up on my, um, where is that? That did pop up on my, um, feed the other day. I lost it, but somewhere in here, you can see Tyson Rick and them. So there it is. It's crazy. I barely recognize Tyson. I want the New York Giants to trade for Tyson Bajent so bad. Dude is so good. Yeah, he's so good. uh hillard deserves to have tyson under his belt huge win.

i saw that um i saw that uh kaylee made a Jeremy were you hitting on oh baby beast what what was that i saw the other day on her account. Um, where is that account? He says she doesn't date black dudes. That what she said? She made an audition to ho Jesus. She made an audition to host the, um, is that one. It's a repeat workout. It's a workout that um,

if you want to hear a beat or not. It's a repeat workout. It's a workout that um, if you want to hear a beat or not. Thrusters and burpees. It's 16.5, 14.5, I don't know if that's true or not, but I think so. She has a pink microphone.

She has a pink microphone. She has a pink microphone. Okay, so she did an audition. Did an audition to host the open. That's what you're supposed to do. You gotta email that to me, Sevan Matosian at, no, thesevanpodcast.gmail.com. Email me your submissions and any day now, maybe even tonight. I'll do it I'll grab all the submissions and we'll look at them and we'll push forward the one we think is the best today a Great body put some clothes on I agree Jesus criminy

Please put some shorts on for fuck's sake. I don't like I don't like that. I don't like that all that pink frilly shit either. I'm like overt. I don't like overt. I want, I'm a boy. Oh, Jake Chapman says too many clothes. All right, fair enough. Somewhere, somewhere I thought that she, she, she posted that like something to Jeremy, like, Hey dude, I endating you because you're black. It was crazy. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Maybe uncomfortable.

I didn't even know Jeremy was black. She's really missing out if she's not going to date black dudes. If I can find uh How many accounts does this girl have? There's this one and this one Is this it? Not that one. No not that one No not that one. No, not that one. No, not that one. I can't find it.

Did you ask her out, Jeremy, and she put the kibosh on it? Tyson doing hillar fit. Oh, baby beast applying to be the commentator the host of the open You wanna see a fake black guy this is a great story. Fuck, I love this story. This story should be about me. Those to the seven podcast pretends like he's black. Here we go. An American, he realized the only way that he would be accepted at med school would be

to pass as black. He chronicled his experiences. Oh, hold on a second. What do we have here? Hold on, hold on a second. Hold on. It's so weird how this microphone picks up sounds. Hey, what's up, dude? Hello?

Hello? Are? Hello? Are you there? Yo, can you hear me? Yeah, hey. Yeah, so just to clear the air there, it's funny how I've gained this reputation for hitting on everybody and DMing everybody, and that's not even remotely true,

but that's not a, you know, You don't have that reputation with me. Good, that's all that matters. I think of you as a hardworking, kind man who helps a lot of people and is concerned about parenting. I have you in that bucket. I appreciate that. I have you in that bucket.

I appreciate it. Sure. That sounds to me. And you do men's groups. Yes. Yes, I do. Yeah. So you had posted that reel or post talking about, you know, hey, send me your auditions

or whatever. Right? Yeah. It was like two days ago or whatever. And like she she comments, I'm just looking through comments. And I saw that she commented that she was like, gonna try out or she was gonna do it or something like that. And I just simply replied, please don't.

And she, she responded to that And, and, uh, she, she responded to that with something like, what does she say? No, yeah, you're right. I'd rather stay with my baby daddy in Austin. And I said, please do, you know, just real simple. And then she responded, I think like yesterday with Jeremy, where's your baby mama or something like that. And I'm like, I don't know what what the heck I said but uh yeah there's no like I'm not hitting on her or nothing man like of course she's a beautiful woman but good lord that's about all she has to offer if you ask me.

So you said that to her and she went to attacking um all black men saying she doesn't fuck black dudes. Did she say that? I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I thought she anything about black. I thought she posted something that said, um, Hey, I'm Irish, uh, Chinese or something. And, um, I'm looking for Irish guys, not black guys or something like that. I don't know. I don't follow her. So I have no idea what she posts. I just know that she was responding or I responded't know. I don't follow her. So I have no idea what she posts.

I just know that she was responding or I responded to her. She came back at me, but I don't know. It's a there's there's no trying to hit on her. There's no DMing or nothing like that. Like I said, I don't even follow her. You weren't trying to motorboat her or titty fucker or anything like that. No, I got better things to do. No, I feel like she wasted a lot of your time. Uh, the first show when she came on, I thought that was cool. That was really fun.

After that, she just wasted your time in my opinion and kind of made a fool of herself. But that was the show that that's the show that I realized. Um, every, um, you have to, if you to if you present like her with the giant hammers and just super hot and just like you know sex pot you have to every like four minutes bring it back to that do you know what I mean yeah yeah so like you can talk about other stuff if you want like your favorite PlayStation game but you better you better like squeeze your arms together and push your boobs together once in a while or talk about other stuff if you want, like your favorite PlayStation game, but you better, you better like squeeze your arms together and push your boobs together once

in a while or talk about a time a guy, you know, ejaculated early and you didn't like it, but you got it. Every four minutes, you got to bring it back to that or else it's like no, no one wants to hear like something that's, uh, something that's visually stimulating in a way that makes you just want to fucking cover it in baby batter. Can't just talk about, uh, engineering engineering the whole time you're just not interested you get oh hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I lost you hold on I don't know what's going on here hold on are you there hey hold on hold on

something weird happened hold on are you okay you're back go ahead I can hear okay there we go that's a that sounds better but no I was just Hold on. Are you, okay, you're back, go ahead. I can hear, okay, there we go. That sounds better. No, I was just saying like someone like her, she just pigeonholed herself. No one forced her to show her body the way she does and present herself. I mean, she did that to herself.

So yeah, men are gonna wanna just, yeah, scooch this together kind of thing. They don't care about anything else. You really have to say, well, some men do, but most men don't. Especially when you present yourself. No, no, no, no, no,its together kind of thing. They don't care about anything else. You really have to say well some men do but most men don't when especially No, no, no, no, you're wrong. You're what you have to say. You're wrong. No men do listen Though what happens with chicks that are that hot then this is a you know, old love line adam carola thing Those chicks think that other people care because dudes are all just waiting to be the last guy at the party When she gets so drunk to bang her.

Do you know what I mean? So they'll just let her talk and talk. It's the same thing with having Tyson Bajan on. You can talk to him like two minutes about COVID or two minutes about like gambling or two minutes about a UFC fight, but it's everyone every two minutes to four minutes, we need to hear a football story. When you hear about a foot, you know what I mean? It's good.

It's like, it's why people are here. And so if you appreciate, she needs the self-awareness that if she's going to present a super beef that every two to four minutes she's got to bring up some cock she wrote or something like that. Yeah. And I think Tyson understands that. He gets it. He's like, yeah, I'm an NFL quarterback and people are going to want to hear about my

NFL quarterback. And you know what? In between, I can talk about a workout people are going to want to hear about my NFL quarterback. And you know what? In between, I can talk about a workout I did, or I can talk about this chick from high school or some cool story, whatever. But eventually people want to hear what, how's football going for you? Are you going to start, are you going to be traded or whatever? Tell us about the time you were hit so hard you vomited. It's like having black guys on.

You can have black guys on every four to six minutes. He needs to tell a carjacking story. Yeah, because that's what I do. My spare time I just carjack people, you know? Or if you have a Jew on, every four to six minutes you have to talk about how you swindled someone else in cash. Yeah, if you have an Armenian on you wife shook my head about how you are. Yes, yes. I mean, you talk about how you no matter how much deodorant you wear, you still smell the same.

Tell Haley thank you for she came in one of your shots a little bit ago to grab something from the cabinet. Tell her thank you on behalf of all the everybody in the chat. Did she show did she show her fucking huge caboose? Did you see her ass? Oh, it was there. Oh, yeah. It was there. Jeremy says thank you, Haley.

Appreciate it. All right, thank you, brother. All right, I'll talk to you later, please. Bye. It's just the facts. I'm not, I'm not, um, uh, stupid, uh, Heidi, stupid women think men want to hear what, uh, what she has to say.

You know what I mean? You do, but just like in little bits. It has to be sprinkled with like whatever. It's like imagine like you hire a lawyer and you go to them and you're paying them 120 bucks an hour and they spend 15 minutes talking about their kids. You're like, dude, I want to talk about you helping me get this divorce with as little losing as little money as possible. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just it's just knowing it's just knowing your your role. Uh Jody Lynn are you there? Jody uh Jody are you there? I have something for you.

Jody, sub on to Jody. Are you there? Jody. Jody, if you have my phone number, tech me. I need to put you in contact with someone. Someone already reached out for your services, cabinet services. Oh, yes. There you are. Hi. That was you who called earlier, right? Is Jody Lins, the cabinet lady, right? There's two Jodies? No, there's one Judy, there's Asian Judy. There's Jody, the cabinet lady, is that, do I have it right? Jody, will you please reach out to Shana Medeiros?

Yes, I'm the cabin guy. Okay. I figured. Okay. Thank you. Please reach out to Shannon Maderas. Thank you. A DM or something.

Matt Sousa, it's like when the first 20 minutes of a meeting is people talking about themselves. Nobody cares. Get on with the meeting. Oh yeah. If they ask you to go around and tell a little bit about yourself. I'm Seba Mitosian. I film documentaries in over 100 countries. That's it.

Still something. I'm Matt Sousa. I was a stunt double for the guy from Jagass. What's that? Oh, Steve-O. A stunt double for Steve-O and Jagass. What's that? Well, Steve-O. It's done double for Steve-O and Jagass. That's it. Asian Judy.

I kind of like Judy the Asian. Hi, I'm Sevan, I love trainees. Yeah, that's good. I'm Sevan, I was drunk one time, put my face in a trainee's titties. I'm Sevan, I was drunk one time, put my face in a tranny's titties. Maybe he shouldn't be here for the show. Oh, he can't. Oh, okay.

Let's go back to the fake black guy. This story is great. Fake black guys. It's my favorite kind. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. If I'm doing a show, I have to be funny.

If not funny, I have to be gross. Oh, my son says my show is gross, not funny. Okay, here we go. Fake black guy. Here we go. Indian American, he realized the only way that he would be accepted at med school would be to pass as black. He chronicled his experiences in his book, Almost Black.

The true story of how I got into medical school by pretending to be black, VJ Joko Ingo joins me now. So you were studying statistics at the University of Chicago and you say to yourself, I don't stand a chance with my 3.1. What did you do? Well, I shaved my head. I pruned my eyelashes and I don't understand that pruned your eyelashes. Do black dudes have thin eyelashes? I never even knew that I decided to join the organization of black students so I could apply to medical school as a black man. I also use my middle name Jojo. I subsequently interviewed at medical schools across the country and managed to get waitlisted at Washington University and the University of Pennsylvania,

then ranked the second and third and fourth best medical schools in the country and got into St. Louis University School of Medicine despite the fact that my pretty pitiful 3.1 GPA was dramatically lower than their average of 3.7. An Indian-American... That's solid. Yeah, nice work. I think it's... I don't... I think that's... I don't think there's anything immoral or... immoral or... Let's draw the comparison here. You're a dude pretending to be a girl and you get on the track team. I don't like that.

But a packie pretending to be a black guy getting to medical school. I have no issue with that. Is that inconsistent? I don't think that's inconsistent. I think it's comparing apples and oranges. Jojo. Yeah, Jojo Jody. Jojo Jody, going to apply to med school with that name.

I think it's solid. They're both brown That guy that guy was dark And it's in a Elizabeth Elizabeth Warren was his inspiration, but he took the game to a new level Yeah, don't don't want Pat Lang in with the crazies just because you love them. Yeah, that's what's happening, Pat. People are falling in love with you and to fight the love they're creating fake stories about you. It's not cool. All righty.

This story is great. Let's visit an oldie but goodie. Oldie but goodie. You may remember the story from, I don't know, six months ago, a year ago last week. I don't even remember. But this guy, this 17 year old boy was on Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook, and he started texting back and forth with the girl and they started sending nudes back and forth. And then soon as he sent enough nudes, the guy on the other side said, Hey, I'm not a

girl. I'm in Nigeria. And if you don't send me money, I'm going to share the nudes with the world and the boy killed himself. He lost his son to suicide after a sextortion scam. The alleged scammer was just extradited to the U.S. This is kind of crazy. South Carolina Republican rep Brandon Guffey, was overwhelmed with rage when he first saw the man he believed caused his son's suicide. Suspect was extradited from Nigeria to the US over the weekend on charges he targeted 17-year-old Gavin Guffey in a sexual extortion or sextortion scheme that led to the teen's death.

They extradited the dude. How do you find a dude in Nigeria? The Nigerian appeared in court in Columbia, South Carolina Monday where Brandon Guffey laid eyes on him after more than two years of fighting for justice for his son. Rage is the best way to describe how I felt. I think I cracked molars just gritting my teeth so hard. The man Hassan Bun Hussein Abloh Lawal 24. That's a 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 letters in his first name. Hassan Bun Hussein Abloh Lawal. 24 did not make eye contact with Guffey.

Lawal kept his head bowed and appeared to avoid looking at in the family's direction. Gavin shared the photos that the 17 year old boy who killed himself the suspect threatened to publicize them if he didn't pay. He pleaded not guilty to child charges of child exploitation resulting in death distribution of child sexual abuse material cohesion and enticement of minor cyber-stocking interstate threats with intent to extort, aiding, and abetting, according to the court records. The FBI arrested Hassan Boon Hussein Abloor Lawal in Lagos last week following an extradition hearing.

CNN has reached out to his court appointed attorney for comment. Guffey, that's the father, had to sign paperwork confirming he would not push for the death penalty to ensure that the Nigerian government approved the extradition. I don't know, man. I don't know man. Listen what is what is the rule? If I sent someone nudes and then they said to me I'm going to publish them if you don't give me money.

I'm trying to find what's illegal about that but if you do that to a kid someone who's under 18 you're toast you're a world-class piece of shit but but I'm not sure I understand someone explain the logic to me if you send someone nudes you see you what did you think that they were gonna do with them don't you just assume like if you send them to someone they can't just sell your they can't I don't get if you say to someone hey if you don't give me money, I'm going to beat you up. You're threatening them with violence. I fully get that.

If you don't give me money, I'm going to pop the tires in your car every day when you're at work. And if you do anything to kids like that, you gotta, I don't want to say, but I almost think it's like death penalty shit. Um, but if you, if a, if a guy sends you a dick pic and you tell him you're going to share it with the, on your Instagram, if he doesn't give you money you sent I just I Savvy what did you do with my nudes? I mean, I don't know but I'm somewhere safe I have a wall actually at my house

I have a room in my house in the basement that has 24 by 36 posters of all the nudes you guys have ever sent me. 80% dick pics, but whatever. It's kind of like my trophy room. The wall faces up to life in prison while the charges of child exploitation result in death alone carries a mandatory 30-year sentence. Oh, if you have child exploitation that results in the child's death, it carries a mandatory 30-year sentence. The court may also order him to pay restitution.

I don't mean to be so closed-minded or stereotypical, but I can't imagine that anyone from Nigeria has any money to pay you. They were able to pick up the conversation as agents where he thought he was talking to my 16 year old. They were able to track him down. I think through the conversation and his continued efforts to try to extort me as well. Yeah. After this, after the guy killed himself, this guy, Hussein Bin Laden, Lowell, whatever, he kept sending extortion notices to the boys

family to the dad and the siblings saying, Hey, you need to pay me or else I'm going to release him. He also sent them like laughing emojis. Your son's dead with like laughing emojis. It's crazy. Guffey says, I don't care what type of parent you are, it's very difficult to protect your children from everything. Yeah, you can't protect them from everything. So they extradited a dude from Nigeria, a Nigerian prince.

Hardly last, need to have parental supervision, it's dad's fault as everything that child does or fails to do is the parent's responsibility. I'm sure the dad feels something horrible. I'm laughing so hard imagining our nudes covering Seve's wall. Not totally. There's still room for more. Just keep sending them. I am once again the right guy. It seems pretty amazing. So the FBI flew on a plane to Nigeria and grabbed this dude.

Can you imagine if you were that dude and just fucking 2d I hires from the FBI roll-up I'd love to see the FBI agents they sent to get him I'd love to see that this next story I researched a bit I don't know what to do with this I don't know what bucket to put this in I sent it to my wife make it her problem good luck figuring this one here we go once you know this you can't know it a lot of these plants we eat like carrot people think are food they're not food the orange carrot was created at the turn of the 18th century, and we act like they've

been around since the turn of time. This is a wild carrot, also known as Queen Anne's Lace. They're far from the sweet and tender carrots we're used to. Through selective breeding practices that began in the 18th century, agronomists transformed these wild roots into the big orange carrots we see today. What most people don't know is that Queen Anne's Lace, the root itself, was used as the morning after pill. It is so toxic it will abort a fetus. And yes, it's not as toxic now that we've bred the poison out of them, but this is the root and we're

feeding them to our fucking kids and it's got a sap. I don't want to see babies eating herbs that are able to abort a fetus. That is what Queen Anne's Lace looks like and this is what we've created today. This is the clown food. Do you guys see it? You see how it looks like it should be in a circus? And once you know this, you can't unknow it. A lot of these plants we eat like carrot, people think are food oh man that's a tranny is this her the primal body i think she's hot

oh she's too skinny oh no Oh no. I need to eat something. Alright. I don't like skinny trannies. Like I'm plump. I'm not taking any advice from a lady that looks like Khaleesi and going to talk to me about chemicals, chemicals and makeup. Hey listen, but I start looking up the history of carrots. I spent like 20 minutes doing it. It's not good, man.

I was like, they really were used for birth control. They really were used for birth control. What are you gonna do? It's probably, I'm probably gonna have to just switch to Hickamah. The Carent's so convenient. Alright, this is extremely controversial. This is probably the most controversial thing I've ever shown on the show. Brace yourself. This may even get me deplatformed.

If you eat that carrot, you're not going to be able to have babies. Oh, all right. Fair enough. Okay. Ready? I'm not. Let the debate begin. Here we go. It's not as bad as it looks. This electric foot file just exposes all dead skin and took my feet from crusty as hell to silky smooth. And considering the fact that I just got a pedicure last week and this is getting up all the dead skin that they didn't get, it just makes sense for me to keep using this over pedicures because it's one, cheaper and two, it does all the heavy lifting anyway, so it's like what would I need to pay them for? They send you a shit ton of these filing pads so you won't run out for months.

And if you just look at the before and after I think it was definitely worth it. So if you need one of these for yourself I'll put the link to where I got mine in the bottom left. Trust me it's not as bad as it looks this electric foot file just exposed. Why would I want to do that? Why? Besides the fact that that looks extremely fun to do I mean like like really fun to do and I'm curious how my feet would react Oh, yeah, Mason Mitchell the air in that room I know What what what what What? Why would I do that?

Why would I want to take the dead skin off the bottom of my feet? I don't, I don't really understand that. I don't get why you'd, why you'd want to do that. Anyway. Hopefully that doesn't get me deep platform. Why would you eat carrots on the air? It's part of the bit, dude. It's part of the bit.

The fuck's wrong with you? You're not listening to the show. It's part of the bit. If your calluses get big enough in a dry place, they crack and hurt like a motherfucker. Yeah, that's true. I have those every, every, every couple of years, every, a couple of times a year. I get that. true. I have those every every every couple of years, every a couple times a year. I get that. And you're right. It is bad. It is such a deep. It is such a deep cut. It is there. They're so crazy. I usually get one between my pinky toe and

like my ring finger toe. And then sometimes this is the crazy one. Sometimes right under this pad here, I'll get one. And that shit is crazy. And if you you got to like put Neosporin on, I mean, it heals pretty quick. Like within a day or two, it starts filling in, but you got to like really get on it. It's a crazy cravat. It's like a Grand Canyon. You think like,

what is that bone in there? Your tibia. You think like your tibia could fall out of there. It's nuts. Yeah. I don't like that at all. And then you shower and it burns so bad. It's crazy that you know that I've never talked about that with anybody in my whole life. 52 years. The cracks that can happen are crazy. You've gotten a crack in your heel? I've never had that. That would be nuts. You've had that? You had your heel?

Oh man, my heel is bombproof. Will you look at my crack? Yes, DM me. Maybe you'll make it on the wall. It's my wife's meditation room. That also is the caller's nude photo room. Oh, military rucking. Okay, I could see that. David's crack gets cracked. Dude, I was watching a immigrant videos and from what's happening in Portugal. I can't wait till that shit.

They fucking kick David out of his section eight housing for for some packies, for some Muslims. Now we reach the climax of the show where we talk about semen. Vaccination by insemination. And I wish this weren't true, but huge shout out to Dr. Peter McCullough. And thank you for the shout out in your sub stack as well. But everybody, you need to go read this information. He goes on to list a study where out of the 43 men that were tested,

all 43 had the you know what in their semen. And after all of these years, we know that transferring this harmful bodily fluids that have been contaminated can actually give you the jab. So vaccination by insemination is a real concern. And this is why you need to make sure that your partners are unjected. Clinical trials are still in the thick of it till 2026, 2027, and the long-term consequences are still unknown.

Wow. Jake just brought up a great point. Imagine how vaccinated that blue woman is now. Wow. That's a great point. So just spit it out. Oh man, this is so crazy. So be sure that you're choosing partners who are unjected. Go to unjected on the app store or the Google Play Store and download us today to go getting finding your people and

Also, we do have testing now, too So if you're wanting to find out if your partner is vaccinated or not, you can also reach us at Unjected test com and find out your mRNA analysis, but stay Vaccination by insemination and find out your mRNA analysis, but stay injected. Vaccination by insemination. I don't know, man. I don't know. Someone explain that to me. So someone who's vaccinated bust a nut in you.

I still don't know how you get it. What it passes through some membrane? The membrane inside the, I don't know, on the labia or the cervix or wherever the semen goes inside a woman you're telling me that it's somehow... I don't know. I don't think it works like that. I'm just having trouble believing you could pass it through semen like that into the vagina. Or even if they swallowed it. Imen like that into the vagina or even if they swallowed it I just think that your digestive tract is so fucking brutal it wouldn't pass would it wouldn't cross the blood brain barrier dude I felt that tension over here Haley don't do that I felt that over here uh this sounds totally legit 43 people. Transferring COVID antibodies the same as passing the vaccine. Yeah, I just.

I don't like maybe snorting. I just don't understand how it gets in your bloodstream if it gets blasted in your kazoo. Caller hi. There he is. Hey, what's up, man? Are you a doctor or a scientist? I'm the closest I can get. Just came from Canada Canada the best doctor.

Okay, I could barely hear you. Are you on the moon? No, no, just driving right now down to Vancouver. Okay, are you on one of those old cell phones where you push the button in the side to talk those yellow ones you sound like you're on a walkie talkie. I had to talk those yellow ones. You sound like you're on a walkie talkie. Yeah. Yeah. In Canada, we have rotary cell phone. So I had value by rotary. God, dude, I swear to God, if you said one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind, I would think you were on the moon. Swear to God.

We've never been to the moon. Oh, thank, good to have you. Have we not been to the moon? Seriously, have we not been to the moon? Here, how's that? Is that better? No, it's bad. It's crazy, but it's okay.

Keep going, it's fun. It's like, I feel like I am talking to someone on the moon. Do you think that we haven't been to the moon though, for reals? Oh God, no. Yeah, okay. No, we've never been on the moon. Do you think that we haven't been to the moon though for reals? Oh God no. Yeah. Okay. No, we've never been to the moon. I mean, I didn't want to talk about that. I wanted to talk about your last story, man. Oh, this Isn't that interesting?

Yeah, that it can be passed from the semen into the kazoo and then then you got the mRNA starts spreading around in you. Yeah. Yeah. But more than that, I motor to link that to your boy Trump oh because of operation warp speed No, well that yeah that we can never forget that that's you know important position no more so the 500 billion first to No, more so the 500 billion first to, uh, a, a, to the creation of mRNA for cancer. Okay. Let, let me, let me say, let me say this really quick. So if, if someone's driving, if, if someone's crossing the street and I'm about, let's

say someone jumps out in front of my car and I swerve out of the way and To save that person's life or try to save that person's life and I hit another car Do you give me a little bit of wiggle room? Not with anything if you're driving if your car just so happens to be a needle shaped vehicle, I guess, I would gladly dodge that, anything possible, all the information coming down the pipe. I would stand behind and listen to somebody talk. So do you think Trump was trying to do the right thing with, do you think Trump was trying to do the right thing with operation warp speed?

No, no, you don't. I think he, I, I say maybe in his, maybe in his head, but he's not seeing the people behind him, the evil behind him that is actually to make these things happen in real life. I think Trump has good intentions, but the people surrounding him and talking to forefront people, I'm not talking to Tulsi Burns or the RFKs or whoever these guys, I'm not talking to them now, I'm not now I'm talking behind behind that, you know, like the people we just, just the people we see, they're just, uh, the people

they want us to empathize with or whatever that may be just to like, to the forefront, I mean, Trump, it was, you know, we've seen for how long in front of us on TV from alone to, you know, you're fired. So it's like, it's comfortable for most Americans. And it's, it's not that it's not him. I emphasize the Trump just like I think that you want the best for America, but he's, he's fast. Okay. And then, okay. So I like that. I like where we are with that.

Then let me move on to this other thing. So do you think it's bad? So these people want to invest $500 billion in some AI, uh, health care, more mRNA shit floating around in our ecosystem. And he's parading it around. If we can agree as a good investment that will create a lot of jobs and for some reason that bothers you correct?

Do you think I'm mischaracterizing it? I want to get on the same page that I'm characterizing it in the right way that you and I can agree on. I don't need to read someone. I actually appreciate, you know, disagreeing about me proving wrong, to be honest. But I just, I agree. I think it's a complete waste of money and I think it's absolutely dangerous. And for people who aren't educated, you're fucking bat shit crazy to take any injection from any of those fucking companies unless you're just absolutely fucking desperate, right? So like you get shot with a bullet and you go to the hospital and you're just

like, fuck it, do whatever you want to me to plug the hole up. Right? I get that chaotic mind, chaotic mindset, but all that other shit, I think is fucking scary and dangerous. But here's the part I'm so happy about as long as we can keep talking about it. I just want to be able to be, I just want to be able to say on my YouTube channel to the cohort, like people like you and other people like, Hey, don't fuck with that shit. Just don't eat sugar and exercise and you'll be at the fucking and just let a bunch of other people take that shit first.

100% man. We're not like whether, or not. Like the testimonials are there. This is happening in real time. Everybody has been touched by this. And it's sad that it's not at the forefront of trying to find a way to actually, you know, science to our advantage in this case, to help alleviate the symptoms and issues people are having, you know, I don't want to say turbo-cancer, but like, you know, from the mild carditis to something like- I believe in the turbo-cancers.

I think the turbo-cancers are caused by the vaccine for sure. And I think autism is super closely linked with the 72 injections they give our kids before they're fucking 13 years old. I believe all of that. I'm open to being wrong, but I'm like, fuck all that stuff. I think you're just... Well, if you're looking at the AI perspective solely, you got to look obviously for more of a defense mechanism now, rather than so much about his mRNA.

I think that's just topical. But obviously we know that China comes out with deep sea, you know, it killed the S&P in a day. You know, it's recovering now, obviously. But like, we look at stuff like that and we don't really see it for actually is. And I think the Trump obviously has the best sense of a guy and trying to protect that. But why not?

Why not into some sort of AI treaty? Like I know we know there's many things going on now with the wars all over the world and it makes a difference to talk country to country. At least I've got a level of diplomacy, but I just don't, I just, um, I don't understand why, you know, if we are, and you know, you think guys like Altman and, uh, and Ellison, and then they've been all quoted saying how dangerous AI is. And, you know, there, there, there shouldn't be more diplomacy in act of some sort of AI treaty perhaps that we can slow down. And we've all seen Terminator 2 and it sounds cliché, but actually it's very important and actually didn't tell us what's going on right now.

And it's maybe to an extreme, but still to, if you will, it could happen. People are cheerleading guys like you on mine. You know they want to put brain chips in it and I know I'm cynical right now but this is the reality of it is he wants to put brain chips in your head. He basically has control of the skies, he builds robots and he owns you know probably the highest percentage of data collection in the world right now. People are truly bad at this. It's like, holy fuck, man. This is not something that people should be truly needing.

It should be something that people are actually rallying against. I mean, this is the richest man on earth right now and it just seems so I can't believe it there's a kitchen reading, but, uh, um, I appreciate all that, man. I just have a wall in my mind and I, you know, I know that, I know that he wants to rally behind a, you know, a champion and, you know, I hope that Trump is that for us, like I'm a candidate dude and we're up against it tomorrow. And, uh, the reality of it is, is I love everybody and I just people to get by. And I want us to actually like, you know, skin down by the government.

Who's your cell phone carrier before you go? Thank you. Who's your cell phone carrier? Before you go, thank you. Who's your cell phone carrier? Uh, Bell. They suck. Alright. Well thank you for calling. Love you, buddy. Peace, guys. Uh, this is amazing. Haley, you should see this. The White House, uh, the White House on pages that they're pulling down,

they've written, this page has been unburdened by what has been. see this. The White House is the White House on pages that they're pulling down. They've written, this page has been unburdened by what has been. Oh, is that I think that's really true. Oh, shit. Is that really true? The White House digital team deserves an award for what they've been pulling off. This is insane. If they did this, this is so funny. I'm glad I'm not the worst Colin. Oh my God. I'm just honored that if that was tank that he called in, that's cool. Um, this is crazy. Is this real?

Oh, the convergence of art and good government. Yeah. Uh, like so worried about my sister. I was sick, but I am here. Returning to W network and stack TV. If you're not killing these people, then who is? That's what I want to know.

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Man. So for all the people who are in leadership positions, this is what it looks like. This is what Patrick bed, David. I've heard him use the term intrapreneurship. You cannot, if you're gonna, you need to hire good people and then just let them fucking run wild. People, you need to find people who have the exact same mission as you and then do not micromanage them. You have to fucking let them go or you're never gonna get shit done. That's what was done in the early years of CrossFit for the first 10 years.

And that's exactly what I do here at the Sevan podcast. Every single person who works in the space with me on the show, I just let them go. Edit what you want, do what you want, create the art you want. I'm not there to micromanage you. My platform is a place for you to fucking express yourself your art caller. Hi Hey, how are you? Is my audio? Okay, like that guy's audio was terrible You're calling from the great country of the United States of America your self-service. Oh that looks good on you those clothes look good on you Yeah, yeah your ass looks insane. It tastes good. So sorry, caller, I got distracted. How are you? Yeah,

I'm good. So I heard you're talking about not taking a vaccine because there's no clinical studies or there's not enough and allowing people to pass away, let them pass. What, you know, I don't know how old you are. I'm, I'm 45. Um, I remember the great over the counter drug, a fedra, um, that was banned in 2004. That was like the speed shit, right? That you like took in high school. Oh my God. And they made it illegal.

And so all your friends went out and bought cases of it. Oh my God. It was the greatest. It was the greatest. I, I just, I, I wish they would bring it back, but I looked into it when you said that, right? Um, there were 117 deaths, uh, related to that, I guess drug. I like where you're going. Yeah. And I just looked up the statistics on a vaccine that caused over 16,000 or linked to 16,000 passings.

And I just, I don't, I don't understand where everyone's head is. I remember being called a terrorist because I did not want to put that in my body. And how is it that the FDA, you know, the FDA comes along and says, you can't do this. You can't do that. But you know, everyone's penises are getting cut off and you're allowed to take testosterone. You know, stuff like that. I just, I'm just curious like what you guys think about that. Hey, what about,

what about this? Just like think of the, uh, the statistics around this. Let's say the measles vaccine really does work right. In 500 kids in 500 kids were dying a year for the 10 years prior to the deployment of the measles vaccine. Um, don't you at least need to know how many kids are also killed from the measles vaccine, meaning a human error or allergic reaction? Cause what if we find out it's 704 die every killed from the measles vaccine, meaning a human error or allergic reaction. Cause what if we find out it's 704 die every year from the measles vaccine?

And that kind of information just fucking isn't out there or isn't looked at. And it's like, how the fuck are you gonna deploy nine billion shots and not assume that there's gonna be a hundred thousand accidental deaths, right? A dirty needle, a batch that gets too hot, a batch that gets too cold, a batch that got mixed up with something else. I mean, we live with fucking idiots. Well, I mean, we just, we just, um, pardon the great, uh, um, Goomba,

you know, Dr. Fauci, uh, for what? I don't know. But again, I guess you can do it as long as you got your friends are powerful, or at least the executive of executives, Joe Biden. I just, I don't, I remember taking creatine. And this is when creatine became very popular. I was in high school, the doctor, my mother sent me to the doctor to go talk to him about taking creatine. He goes, David, you know I read on Google, 16,000, 16,000, 16,000. What? Oh, that's a lot of money.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to get your channel in trouble, but according to what I read on Google 16,000 16,000 16,000 what? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. It's way if you look at it's way more than that, dude

It listen it's I would guess it were in the fucking million people have lost lost their lives From the kovat vaccine whether it be through a turbo cancer Uh from the covet vaccine whether it be through a turbo cancer, um, uh giving it to them when they already had covet It's fuck we're we're an absolutely bat shit genocide fucking crazy land, dude. It is It is fucking nuts. Hey, no one who's ever gotten the measles Has gotten the measles again, no one who's ever gotten chicken pox has gotten chicken pox again There's fucking millions of people, hundreds of thousands of people who've gotten the chickenpox vaccine or the measles vaccine and then gotten it. So if you get that shit, you know what I mean? If you get that, you don't ever get it again. And it's nuts. It's absolutely nuts. Yeah, please go ahead.

One more thing before I leave, because I, we got to go. Yeah. Um, I've been smoking cigarettes since the age of 15. All right. What kind, what kind of work Marvel red net all the way. All right. I mean, I don't, I, it's the devil and it's done a lot of damage to me and my hairline and all that crap. Your voice, your voice sounds good. I do radio around I'm a radio guy. So I smoked for that long, 45 years old. All right.

It's supposedly the worst thing for you. I got that. I got those vaccines. Within 24 hours, I had a football size lump underneath my right arm. I urinated myself. I peed my pants and I had 103 fever cigarettes have never done that to me either has a fedra and it's just, it's really alarming. And I think I, someone's gotta go to jail somebody, but, um, anyway,

I love the show, man. Thank you very much for having me. I really appreciate it. Right. All right. Thank you, brother. I appreciate you calling. Thank you very much for having me. I really appreciate it. All right. Thank you, brother I appreciate you calling. Thank you Jeff Baker Um, I pray that Sevan get shingles I pray for that every night. Okay, so Let's say you prayed for it Let's just let's say you paid play there's 236 people watching the show right now. Let's say you prayed for that 236 times. To counter that, I need everyone to follow along with me.

Close your eyes. I pray that Sevan never gets shingles. My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, all the other good gods out there, all the angels swarming around in my vicinity, please counter and push back the prayers that Jeff Bako tries to put towards me and harm me. Amen. Ah, there you go, fuck you. We win.

Uh oh. There you go, fuck you we win Oh Yes, well if you're listening Love you Please make it Please have Jeff Baker win 300 million dollars in the lottery So he doesn't have to be stuck at home listening to this shitty show all the time Stop praying for bad things to happen to me. Thank you. Okay.

There you go. I went, Oh, this'll digger. I pray. Seven never get shingles. Thank you. Uh, sebi, I think, uh, your vaccine rants are crazy sometimes, but I don't want to get, uh, you shingles. I love you. Thank you. that I don't want to get you shingles I love you. Oh shit I started pseudo carnivore diet I think I got a case of gout of the whole the whole red meat thing. Jethro I heard you're coming out to California I I tried. This is, this is a true story. I heard you're coming out to California, uh, for the, uh, um,

Emily Kaplan's met fixed, uh, event in Los Angeles, which is very, very close to me. And the host of the event, um, reached out to me and said, Hey, come to my house. Um, the events just right up the street from you and we'd love to have you there. And I said, oh my God, that's awesome. I'd love to go there, but I haven't heard from Greg or Emily. And so he said, no problem. You can come, it's my house, it's not a problem.

And then about, I don't know, 45 minutes later, the host reached out to me and said, Oh, I'm sorry. I contacted, um, Emily and gang and they said you couldn't come. So I was actually to be a hundred percent honest, Jethro. I was feeling obligated and excited both to come up there and see you because I knew you were flying across the country and I wanted to see you and hang out with you but I'm not invited I'm uninvited I'm uninvited I was told that I can't come

that it's already full so there's that crazy right Crazy, right? So there's that. So I won't be seeing you. I tried. I made a valiant effort. So instead, I'll be hanging out with my absolutely disgustingly filthy, rich friends in Newport Beach at the beach and

watching the UFC fights on Saturday morning. I'm gonna go to the butcher after the show and spend $500 on ribeyes and tomorrow morning I'm gonna go over to Sarah's bodyguards house. Insane, insane, nicest house the bodyguards ever had I'm gonna sit on his couch with him tomorrow while my wife makes ribeyes And we watch grown men in their panties beat the shit out of each other. Thank you Uh, Stevi, uh, why did you post that picture of the girl picking her nose? That's what I noticed. That chick is so hot. Uh, McKenna, that's my kid's, uh, striking coach. She's a professional fighter, uhking coach and Jiu-Jitsu and the guy next to her is a black belt and he is their Jiu-Jitsu

coach. Incredible coaches. We're so lucky to have them. I think she was just like maybe touching an earring or something. I didn't see her picking it up. I didn't care. I thought my, whenever you're on the outside of a photo, you'll, everything looks bigger because of the bending of the lens or something.

And so my, I just liked it cuz my fucking arms looked huge. That's why I posted it So there's that Okay Let the show proceed We've been derailed. Okay. We did a mRNA vaccine. Baco wishes I get shingles and Pat Lang thinks my take on vaccines is crazy. Even done a thousand times more research than he has.

Either of them have. Savon thinks he's smarter than the epideleology majors. I'm not smarter, but I'm more logical. Okay. Uh, to all the women out there, I have this to say to you, find a man who's not vaccinated and take a big fat load from him and have a kid. Imagine how much propaganda it took to convince women. Imagine how much propaganda it took to convince women that there was something better in life than having a baby. Still, and you know I always will. Till the end of time, I won't change my mind.

A, B. Remember, it's just men trying to oppress you. That's why they wanna get you pregnant. E, C, D, E, F. G, H, I love you still, and you know I always will. Till the end of time. I won't change my mind. I had to watch that like three times to get what they were saying. What,

what a world we live in. Convincing women that there's something better than being a mom. Jeez, Louise, you are wrong. Unequ Louise, you are wrong. Unequivocally, objectively wrong. If you think there's anything better for a woman than having a kid. Off to coach. Remember, as a female coach, nevermind better not. Cash Patel ladies and gentlemen, my favorite Packy.

God I love this guy. God I love this guy. Brace yourself. I'm playing this clip for one reason and one reason only. I am playing this next clip for one reason and one reason only. I am playing this next clip for one reason and one reason only. Oh, Colton Mertens. Pat. Gout is from high levels of purines. Butter and wine are not high in purines. Red meat, beer, and seafood are. I eat so much red meat. Just make it raw. Just cook it less. I don't know why I'm

saying that but that's my that's my advice. Have my wife cook it for you. It just goes shhh done. Ah, Dibesh Maharaj. Sorry. I know it sucks. Sorry, you're my second favorite. Debesh Maharaj, Maharaj, Maharaj. Why do I always say Maharaj? Maharaj, it's Mahara, right? Mahara, Debesh Mahara. Debesh Mahara, come to the front of the classroom, please. White kids, this is the smartest kid in the classroom.

All hail the Paki. Okay, here we go. I love Patel. Cash. Here we go. I'm playing this clip for one reason and one reason only. You tell me why. Action.

Fortunately, Senator, yes, I want to get into those details with my family. Let's get into a few of them. Tell me about it. Well, if you look at the record from January 6th, where I testified before that committee, because of my personal information being released by Congress, I was subjected to a direct and significant threat on my life. And I put that information in the record. I had to move. In that threat, I was called a detestable, and I apologize if I don't get it all right,

but it's in the record, a detestable Sandnigger who had no right being in this country. You should go back to where you came from you belong with your terrorist home friends that's what was sent to me that's just a piece of it but that's nothing compared to what the men and women in law enforcement face every day and that's why they have my support okay okay have my support. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. How many times do you think that's been said in Congress? I was called the deplorable sand n-word what a G Brady Libby, Joe Biden said it without saying it. Oh my goodness.

I'm telling you, this country is going to, this country, I always knew it could only be saved by black men and women, but now I'm like, now I'm watching it actually happen. What's up, Sadie? Good to see you. One at a time. One at a time. All hail the Kings. I can't wait till we get a fucking...

I was going to say something inappropriate. We saw that General Fauci and Milley had their protection taken. New York City is completely out of control. Watch this. Let me see if I can do this. Let me see if I can type in New into Google New York City subway every day. Do there's some crazy violent attack on the New York City subway. It is a war zone down there. New York City is a complete shithole.

New video shows mass hooligans taking New York City subway train for reckless, blah, blah, blah. The show's are train stolen. taking a New York City subway train for reckless, blah, blah, blah. The video shows our train stolen, teen steal New York City subway. New York police are on searching for six subway train joy riders. I hadn't even seen that one. New York city subway most dangerous stations are on Lexington Avenue. Uh, inside NYPD's fully fledged overnight subway surge, uh,

subway shove survivor recalls how he cheated death. That guy was pushed into the tracks two days ago. Subway fare evasion down more than 25%. Look at that bird on our table out there. Woman pushed in front of, and here's a woman being pushed in front of the New York City subway. This is three days ago.

This is different than the man who was pushed in front two days ago. Brute with 20 priors, bash team with hammer on New York City subway. That's three days ago this is different than the man who was pushed in front two days ago. Brute with 20 priors bash teen with hammer on New York City subway that's two days ago. Is New York City subway going under funding initiatives tackle crime? Another woman pushed in front of the train. Oh, a guy was, how about this? How about this person? How about this person who was lit on fire by the illegal alien on the subway?

The subway is crazy. Hey, caller, what's up? Yeah. So you know, you know, I'm, you know, I live in New York, right? I work there today. I see this stuff every day. It definitely makes it sound worse than it is, but I'll tell you what, wherever we're coming here, I would tell you to stay away from the subways.

Most mentally deranged people end up living in the subway. You want to get good content for YouTube, stand outside a subway, they come out like Night um, like night of living dead. They're all doing the drugs down there. Um, people, I see people getting put all the time into the, into the, to the cars, not getting killed, but they come into the tracks. Um, they do it to kids, they do it to old people. They do it to, uh, you know,, and it's mental illness. In New York City, if

you're mentally ill, you could take a nap on the sidewalk, you can urinate in public, you can scream the N-word anywhere, right? This is what I see every day. By the way, that's in California too. I grew up with people screaming the N-word like maniacs in Berkeley. Like I saw that once a week. It was crazy. Just run. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. That's mental illness.

And, and, and this is the thing. No, how they're getting their money. I talked to a couple of people. I'm out here in brook right now. They're all on section eight and they're all wandering around. They're paycheck. They all have cell phones. They're on a paycheck. They all have cell phones. They're harassing people.

And it just seems like the state or the federal government is funding these people. Hey dude, illegals get a prepaid cell phone for two years when they enter the country. Did you know that? They get a $1500 EBT card and a two year voucher for a cell phone. To be honest with you, I've never met an illegal alien in New York City, but I've met them in New Jersey. They're not getting that. But I don't see any ICE agents out here either.

People are saying New York City's being raided, but I don't see any of them. Columbia University, when that happened, I was out there reporting on it. I didn't see anything that they were reporting. Um, it just, there's a lot of misinformation out there. There's always truth and lies, right? Yeah. A little bit. Hey, so I, I, I used to visit New York city a lot. I've been there like 20 times. I probably spent a cumulatively a year there. I used to spend a lot of time there. It was like a documentary, you know, capital of the world. And every time I rode the subway, I saw something, and this is in the good old days. This is a 20 years

ago, 25 years ago, at this Giuliani era, every time I saw something where it was like, okay, something could go sideways here, and I might have to fight every fucking time. And I was personally accosted probably fucking a dozen times. Like someone saying, give me your cell phone, give me your camera. What the fuck are you looking at, white boy? Like just, it's fucking nuts down there.

That's why when people ride the subway, they just put their head down and they don't wanna make eye contact with anyone. It's bat shit crazyville down there. Well, it changed since you've been here. I'm telling you that right now. It's worse. I will say this though, in, in public, like out of the subway, or you know, these people are very nice. They'll hold the door open for you. Soon as you get into that, but man, I don't know what's down there.

If they feel safe to harass people, assault people. And we had that, had that gentleman that, uh, put that guy in a headlock that was, that spent, I don't know how many years in prison because they, you know, they use this guy of murder. Um, you do anything to these people, you will go to jail. Oh, Jeff, you're full. You're full of shit. My mom lives in Midtown near 59th street bridge has lived there since the sixties, never in her life has she had an incident ever. Well, fuck, I don't know what

she's doing, but I just mind my own business down there too. And every time I had a fucking incident and I saw crazy shit in New York just like all the time. Like no one there gives a fuck. And I loved it. And I loved it as a young man. I loved it, but I would never in a fucking million years want to be there like and have to protect my wife and kids There's too many fucking variables. Yeah. No. Yeah, and I'm telling you right now I think what he's saying is in the subway that it is bad And if you've been here long enough, you've definitely been assaulted. Yeah, I mean, I mean, maybe your mother doesn't get I don't know I mean hey, dude

I Yeah, I mean, I mean, maybe your mother doesn't get it. I don't know. I mean, hey, dude, um, I, I feel like half the times I was in the subway, there was some sort of like artisan like come in there, like three kids would come in there and they'd be like, you know, dancing or someone would be telling jokes or there was all sorts of artisans too. And all sorts of like shit going on like that. Yeah, it was, it was cool. But like you, you had to keep your wits about you. Yeah, I mean, everyone, everyone, everyone out here everyone out here, they're just trying to go to work. They're trying to make some money, et cetera. But I'm talking about mental illness here, and it's being funded by the state and the federal government.

And the reason why this is happening is because you give these people money. Yeah. Not me, but maybe or maybe the, maybe we do the taxpayer and it's, it's, get, it's gotten so out of control and it's become normalized. They are untouchable. Police do nothing. I had a, I had a guy from work show up three hours late because he was pushed into the, he was pushed onto the tracks. He was waiting for the police to show up three hours. They told him to stay there, wait for the cops.

Three hours. Yeah, that's nuts. So I would definitely get if you're coming into Manhattan, stay away from the subways and let unless you, you know, you're that confident, but don't you touch anybody. They will arrest you. All right. Thank you. We're protected. All right. Take care. Cheers. Bye Here we go. This is the

This is the gym. This is the upstairs from CrossFit Chief Nation Jethro's gym son arrested in Christmas Eve stabbing death of mother and maskwa home So even even even right near one of our very own right upstairs Some dude fucking stabbed and killed his mom Small world Yeah, whack it wackadoodle central I guess if they all have to be in one place fuck it leave him there New York's the place. What are you gonna do?

Or send him to Boston? I wish George Floyd was alive so he could vote Trump. Because now that he's dead, he's obviously going to vote Democrat. Who is this guy? This guy is so good. Ben Bonkis. So many great one-liners. Yeah, New Orleans. I'll take a pass on that place too.

I don't know if you can even believe crime statistics in any blue city, Jeff. Let's be fair. 58% of all fucking people taken to the police station in DC are not prosecuted for their crimes and they're released. Bye, have fun. Listen to this. This is what's going on in California. Listen to this. This is Irvine PD.

This is a police cam. He says you have priors for theft, you have priors for identity theft. You have all of this. Okay Well, so much all this Regardless, it's a felony. Because you have two priors for theft. The criminal is negotiating with the cops about she basically knows the law that she shouldn't be arrested and that she shouldn't be taken in because she didn't steal that much. You have to go to a judge. Why is that? Because it's a felony. Why is it a felony? Because it's a new law. that she shouldn't be arrested and that she shouldn't be taken in because she didn't steal that much. Why are you going to take me in on this?'re gonna ruin everything for me it's not fair I wonder I always thought of Irvine as a libtard place.

Wow. All right, go Irvine. Alright, I gotta pee. Can't do anymore. I'm done. That's fun while it lasted. Still loving Tom Holman. Isn't Holman great? Ice guy? Head of ice. This is Nell Salzman, who is a reporter for the Chicago Tribune. Nell tweeted yesterday that CPS confirmed that ICE agents were on the ground in Chicago visiting an elementary school.

Nell also mentioned that this seems to be the very first time that an immigration action has happened in a Chicago school. After she broke that news, apparently this lady came all the way down to the school to give an interview to Nell. She proceeded to interview this lady named Ava who said that it makes her so sad to think that people can come to the school and take kids away from their families. There's just a tiny problem. Yep, like you guessed it, ICE was never there. It was the Secret Service who received a report about a threat and responded to that threat. They actually responded to a

house first and the house told them that the person they were looking for was at this elementary school. And then a local affiliated ABC network reported on this saying that, yeah, US Secret Service approached Southside School, not ICE agents. And look at that at the end there, CPS officials say, apparently the same CPS that confirmed that it was ICE agents to know, you're not a reporter, you're a propagandist. Get ready for a whole lot of this for the next four years. Why would you even care if ICE was at your kids' school?

Wouldn't you be stoked? Why do you even care if ICE is there. Hey, Seve, Matt winning on his masters in exercise physics and squatted over a thousand pounds. Hey, Seve, Matt winning on his masters on his masters and exercise physics and squatted some guy named Matt winning squatted a thousand pounds. Is that a lot? Sounds like a lot. That's a lot.

Oh yeah, my son says that's a lot. That's a lot. Oh yeah, my son says that's a lot. Squatted 200 pounds. Yeah. I am obviously acutely aware that my presence at this podium represents a few firsts. I am a black, gay, immigrant woman, the first of all three of those to hold this position. How are we? Good to see all of you. It's an honor to be here with all of you.

A lot of familiar faces in the room, a lot of new faces. And President Trump is back, and the golden age of America has most definitely begun. The Senate has already confirmed five of President Trump's exceptional cabinet nominee. Another perfect example of why DEI needs to go. Pay attention, when Biden's press secretary got up there, what was the first thing she was talking about? Race, gender, sexual orientation, yada, yada, yada. Trump's press secretary got up there. What was the first thing she was talking about? Race, gender, sexual orientation, yada, yada, yada. Trump's press secretary gets up there and

actually starts talking about the Trump administration. One is focused on things that aren't their job, race, gender, sexual orientation. And the other is actually focused on things that are their job. Biden's press secretary led, she led with her race, gender, sexual orientation, all that. Trump's led with focusing on what her job is, talking about the Trump administration, representing that administration, and answering questions. It's just a night and day difference. I am glad that we no longer have

an administration prioritizing DEI. It's time for that to go. Get it out of here. It's crazy we lived through that. God, I hope that shit never comes back Like hey, dude, that's the job of like Some print media or some kid on instagram to be like hey, we have our first haitian immigrant. Uh, first immigrant ever White house press secretary or it's our first lesbian or if it's our first black lady or whatever the fuck. She's the first

Yeah, a fucking job to open with that. Like, hey, we want people up there who are only going to fucking care about us. That's your fucking job. Go pee and let's just keep going. I don't know. Let's just keep going. I don't know. I got to work out. I got a meeting at one.

I use that term loosely when I say meeting. Let's go and have spritzers at a fancy restaurant. Yeah. You know, when I was soccer, some kid did that to me. A goalie did it to me. I stood in front of a goalie and he just kicked the ball right at my face. The coach told me, he's like, go stand. I played soccer one year.

Little fat kid. The coach was like, your job, if the goalie gets the ball, just stand right in front of them. And the goalie got pissed and I was, I can't remember, I was playing like an under 12 league and I was like 10 or 11. How old was I? I was in sixth grade. I was 12.

I was playing an under 14 league. I was 12. I was like too young to be in it. And the goalie just like got pissed and just kicked the ball and hit me right in the face. I fell down started crying. I was the only kid on the soccer... I was the only kid on my team that cried every game. There was one game that they videotaped. There was one game that they videotaped every year. You can see me like for each team because they didn't have a lot of video cameras in.

So like you got to pick one game that they would film and I and there's footage of me crying. I didn't block the ball with my face. My fit. Well, I'm not on purpose. I was just standing there like this. The coach is like, if the goalie gets the ball, just face. My fit. Well, I'm not on purpose. I was just standing there like this. The coach is like, if the goalie gets the ball, just stand in front of him and don't

move. And the goalie got pissed and kicked the ball and hit me in the face. That wasn't the time I cried though. And it sucked because then we went out to like a pizza. We went out to like a after one of the games. I cried the one they film. We went out to a pizza place and they played on the big TV, the game. And like, I'm just on the ground crying.

Mace Mitchell says what a pussy. I was a pussy. It's okay now I have a why I'm not a pussy anymore and I have this wide breadth of empathy and understanding for all sorts of people, pussies and not pussies. I'm proud of my journey. Now I have a small bladder. Now instead of a pussy you're a dick. Well said. You did.

That's a good joke right? Kenneth the Lap made that. It's pretty funny. Solid. Solid show. Alright. I guess I could just go through. I may have so many. Kenya. You want to talk about Kenya? Kenya. Love Kenya. Spent a lot of time in Kenya too. A lot of time

in Kenya. 10 trips to Kenya probably. 10 trips to Kenya probably. The day crying or I don't know Trump has removed money. He said he's not giving us any more money. Why are you crying? It's not your government, it's not your country. He has no reason to give you anything. I mean, you don't pay taxes in America. He's appealing to his people. This is a wake up call for you to say, okay. What are we going to do to help ourselves? Instead of crying

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Hey! Are you tired of white people being afraid of you? Are you tired of getting looks on the subway? Yeah! Are you tired of white people being afraid of you for just existing? Yeah, I am! Then we have the clothes for you.

It's Patagonia! Yes! Black people usually scare me. But then I saw the Patagonia and thought he has many, many white friends. You'll see the effects, facts. I was alone with a black guy on a subway car and next to Patagonia, I wasn't scared at all. Now no one thinks I'm a bouncer. It's like wearing white guy camouflage.

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How'd it go? Noble, get your butthole penetrated. Jose Ramirez, Jose racist. Uh, Joseph Ramirez is Joseph. As they say, as the error say, as my grandmother used to say, Joseph, they really, they really pushed the F Joseph, not Joseph, Joseph, Joseph Ramirez, Ramirez, Joseph Ramirez. Fucking Jose. Noble says, uh, noble will work too. You get your ass pounded. The Seve's, the Benj-Rose dead. Let's call Hiller. I don't know what the fuck's going on with him.

Hiller had, um, is under serious emotional distress this week. No fucking idea what happened to him. The fuck is going on? I'm like a high, I've become like a high maintenance girlfriend to him. What the fuck is going on? I'm like a high, I've become like a high maintenance girlfriend to him. I was bugging him yesterday. I don't know how many times I called him yesterday. I've been really bugging him.

My parents probably fucking hate it when I'm not at home. Cause I like, I call them so much just to like sit on the phone with them. Like they're my fucking girl. You know, like when you used to do that with a girl, like you'd just be on the phone with her for eight hours and you wouldn't say anything. From eight at night to four in the morning even though you're gonna see her at school tomorrow not say a word to her uh that's how hillar is like my friend like that i could just call him and just like make him just stay on the phone with me

What the fuck is going on? Andrew, this is your YouTube partner on the binge rose. I'm concerned that you're not Fully committed to this. What? This is Andrew Hilder. If you do not text me, I'll not be calling you back Shut it. Shut your fucking mouth. Your goddamn mouth. I'm fucking power- this is what you call- this is what you call- this is uh- We call this power calling. I learned that word from Greg. It's like when someone doesn't answer you just keep calling them.

Like fuck it I don't give a fuck. answer you just keep calling them like fuck it I don't give a fuck you just power call their shit what's up this is Andy Brother damn it you do not text me I will He's responding to all those $1 a month special Hiller fit subs. Oh, is the fitness program only a dollar this month? We're going to do binge bros. It's going to be today. I guess we're going to do two episodes.

God damn it. I hate doing that. Do you rather have a threesome on Friday night or be with individual girls on Saturday and Saturday night? That's what it feels like. Three calls, three rings each. You think I should call one more time? I would. If I was more humble I would but

I have some ego I'm not a perfect man three from ego oh hey hey hey how's power calling you Hey. Hey. How's power calling you? Hello? Hello? You there? Yeah, is this Andrew?

Do I sound like maybe Andres Huey? Andres Huey? What are you doing? Are you doing Morse code right now? Doing who's code? Morse code? I hear like a... That's probably just the Android phone. Oh, something's rattling. code morse code I hear like a

That's probably just the Android phone something's rattling. Oh, did you get that free when you cross the border? Yeah, with the two-year unlimited plan nice. God. What are you in your car something's rattling doesn't that drive you crazy? I'm driving. I'm on a fucking lease road You're on a what road? A lease road. So unpaved. Jesus. What state are you in? Colorado. Oh, a lease road. I've never heard that term. Lease road. What is a lease road? Lease road definition.

County road. Are you working? What do you do? Do you check poles or something? Nah, I service, uh the oil fields. Oh shit. Oh shit shit's getting bumpy. Oh, yeah Wow Fucking microphone's all sensitive. Hey, well, what's going on in the oil industry with uh, uh el trompo? on in the oil industry with El Trompo. What the fuck you heard? I heard it's drill, baby drill.

Drill, baby drill. Yeah. And are you feeling the effects of that? The fuckers. Is everyone happy at work? Have you noticed a mood change? Oh yeah. Except the Mexicans. Yeah.

They start, they stop showing up. Oh, no shit. No, I haven't seen that yet. They're going to keep coming to work. Yeah, they'll keep showing up. Are you in Canada? Colorado! I know you said that, but you have a little bit of an accent.

I'm thinking maybe you're deceiving me. Oilfield's in Canada. No. I'm Mexican. Colorado's a fracking state, right? Like there's good fracking there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long have you been up? You see, I heard your yawn. Have you been up since like three in the morning? Five, five, five in the morning. Does that work?

Yeah, that's good. And what do you do? What do you do when you check the rigs? Like make sure there's not dead animals by them or make sure they're pumping or? No, I do the automation for it. So everything that's automated just to keep it in service. Like give me an example. Like right now I'm headed to a service call where there's a solenoid that's stuck open. I got to go replace it, fix it, troubleshoot, get it repaired, get it back in service. How do you get it notified? How do you know it's not working?

Like there's like a main office and like a little red light goes off, like in the Simpsons, like at the nuclear reactor and it's like beep, beep, beep. And they're like, hey Vato, go fix the solenoid. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, operators are locally checking, doing their rounds and if there's something

interrupting production, they'll shoot us a service call invoice and we'll go check it out. That seems like a cool job. Do you go alone? Are you a solo man? Yep, yep, yep. You ever drive down a dirt road for 50 minutes or an hour, get there, go to fix it, you don't have the part, you gotta drive an hour back and then an hour back in and then an hour out again and you end up spending four hours on a bumpy road just because you didn't have the part? You know it's crazy you say that because all the other fools that I work with, they do that. I show up to the job site prepared. My truck is full of parts that I probably won't even need, but I have them just in case.

I let all the white kids do that. Let the white boys do that shit. I expect that from the listeners of this show. Type O overachieving handling their business. Yes. All right. Yeah. achieving, handling their business. Yes. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I like to carry shit that I think that's unnecessary, but it's readily available for when I show up to service calls. All right. I have to drop a deuce. Do you have anything else you want to say? Drop a deuce or a piss. Oh no. The reason I called in is because of that healer fucking fit thing is promoting that $1 membership for the 30 days I signed up and the fucking thing when I checked out it was like you gave me some fucking error that that it that I needed that it needed my fucking date of birth

it's like don't fucking try it again and then I tried it again and still the same fucking error so I don't know oh whenever you get in contact with them let them know okay I will that's good to know. Yeah I carded twice. So you never got to sign it. Were we trying from your phone or a computer? A phone. And was the um was it your credit card or a stolen credit card? Nah mine. All right mine, home. I actually get paid. All right. Thank you. That's good. That's great feedback. I love that. Yeah. Let, let Hiller know.

Is there, is, is it like, uh, I don't know. Okay. Software program issues. What, what, what happened? I was like, I'm trying to get on that Hiller fit for 30 days, you know, get ready for the open. Okay. Are you signed up yet?

No. How are you telling everybody to sign up when you're not signed up? I'm not signed up. I'm not signed up. I'm not signed up. I'm not signed up. I'm not signed up Okay. Are you signed up yet? No. Fuck. How are you telling everybody to sign up when you're not signed up? I'm going to sign up. Hey dude, I'm Prairie Doggin. You're Prairie Doggin. All right, dude. All right. We'll catch you later, man. Good show today. Thank you. Talk later. Bye.

I'm Jen. I am Lucy's mom. Our world was kind of flipped upside down in 2023 when we were in a motor vehicle accident, which left my daughter a paraplegic. My name is Lucy and my age is 11 and I have a T4, so like right here. One thing was really clear that she wanted to be an athlete again. First day of school she was just hit with failure after failure and realizing that the people around her didn't view her as a competitor. They didn't quite understand. I was pretty fresh starting stuff. When I first came in here, I was a little bit nervous because I had never been really in a gym before. But when I came in for this gym, it was different because it was like everyone's welcome. If you're in a chair, if you're not in a chair,

no matter what. CrossFit Watchtower quickly became our home. It's really important because it helps with my independence and not just with like strength, like I can pick something else that's heavier but just I don't know I just feel a lot more confident and just a lot more happy and stuff. It's amazing the community that supports her and I wouldn't even just say supports her but supports our whole field of life. Here she is a competitor she figures it out and that's really because of the confidence and the independence and the strength work that she's done here at Watchtower.

That was crazy. That was crazy. Oh my God. That was crazy. Hello? Hello? Hey, Sammy. This is Matt Marv. How you doing? Oh, what's up, dude? Hey. So, uh, the title of your show. What's the answer? Uh, I have the solution. It's, black man. Only way black men and black women. Here I am.

There you go. Caleb just makes those up. Those titles, I give them no, they don't know what the show is going to be about. I'm just like, Hey, can you schedule a show? Can you schedule a show? They're like, sure. And that's, they just, they're like, what should we title it? They ask, always ask, what should we title the show? And I'm like, I just go some, I don't respond. So they make them up. Hey, if I start coughing, I'm going to hang up. I've been sick all week.

But the reason why I called was one of your Instagram reels, whatever March for life. You put the caption on the abortion video was, every human life is valuable across all ages, stages, ethnicities, and so on. Yeah. And you said, well, not every human. What about pedophiles, rapists, and murderers? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Let's discuss. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you. So I threw a question while series of questions out to you. Okay. Because I was curious. What informs you?

Oh, what informs me in regards to why I don't think pedophiles should be around? Yeah, yeah. So there was a time in my life where I was like, I was on that page. I would throw that blanket statement out there too. Like just accept everyone, maximum fucking tolerance, free up, you know, just pure freedom. Treat everyone the fucking same. Have fun, take complete full responsibility and accountability for your own feelings and just roll. Then I had kids. And maybe I took a step back, um, um, spiritually or I'm not, maybe it's a step forward, but then I started getting more sensitive to that, like accept everything.

Or uh, you know, I, I had a job. So before like, and I'd be at a Starbucks sipping a latte and there would be a guy on the fucking sidewalk right in front. Look, as I look out the window taking a shit. And that was my first thought of like, well, I just paid all this money for this coffee. I worked my ass off 90 hours a fucking week at a home for retards. And now when I spend I pay for that sidewalk out front and I want there to be some code that as a civilization we live under, you know?

And if I'm paying for it, I want to have some say over it. But then I had kids and I'm like, now my kids have to walk through this shit? So it became even less tolerant, right? Yeah. So I just started- I'm not saying whether or not I agree with you, but I guess the base of my question- I started losing tolerance as I had kids. You seem to be or I'm okay.

I'm going to assume that you believe that those things are bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. That's a fair assumption. What reforms that? Because I guess my own thoughts of like how I wouldn't have wanted to be molested. I'm like so thankful I wasn't ever diddled as a kid.

Let's say my thoughts are opposite. Why do your thoughts matter? Let's say that someone is like, no, no, actually don't be so close minded being diddled as a kid is a good thing. What gives me the... Honestly, I don't know. I need to think about that for a second. What makes me think that it's not good like like maybe it is good that like maybe it is good what happens in some of those Middle Eastern companies where there's groups

of men or maybe it was I think even like Socrates played on Aristotle I think they all blew each other maybe and maybe that was a good thing, right Right don't don't knock until you try it so You see how shaky opinion could be Yes, yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, like I think I I forget who it was jake fattman I think was talking about or even men and women sports

Objectivity. Yeah, maybe maybe even even Women sports like hey fuck it. Just let men compete with the women like like fuck it like that that seems more so that seems more subjective than to me than molesting little kids or Even that word is loaded. I would try to even you know You know Or even that word is loaded. I would try to even, you know, sexualizing kids. I'm also a man too, so I have my own experience with the world and I know how preditorial, or preditorial is not the right word, how single-minded we could be. And I just think that there is a, you know, I haven't given a lot of thought, but

I think that there is a, when you have men and women and kids, like they all play a vital role to protect the health and for forward momentum of a society. As a child, I wouldn't have wanted to have been burdened by man's sexual urges. It sounds just absolutely vile. I thought adults were disgusting, big penises and hair. And I thought like even women in their 30s were disgusting. And now I'm just absolutely attracted to them.

So it's like, you know, I guess I'm bringing my own and you're saying to me, well, what makes your, well, maybe we can need to take a poll from little kids. Do you want uncle Buck to sneak into your room at night and let me also, that's still not the point. Okay. Okay. Tell me. Okay. Tell me. What am I missing? So what it sounds like is I guess Mike makes right or personal preference makes right. So it's still coming from the human perspective. Like I'm trying to figure out like... Let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this. Let's choose something that's a little easier to talk about. So the Japanese used to bind feet because small feet were attractive, I guess, right? I don't know the exact history, but if I'm wrong, but let's just say I'm right. So they would, they would bind these women's feet to keep them small. And I don't think that that's, um, I don't think I believe I would even go as far as to say, I know that that will lead to unhappiness, uh,

for the women because you need you spend so much time on your feet and you need healthy feet and you need them to grow right and you need to be able to express yourself as a human in your fullest capacity in order to reach maximum happiness and yeah and so I think that molesting kids does that too. I think it retards their growth to reach some sort of a maximum potential. Like you're taking away some sort of their childhood. And so I don't think it's subjective. Okay. So abuse...

And I know that's a loaded word. I was trying to have the conversation with you without being a little word But well, I like it but the foot binding thing just seems like a good place because it's not so it There's a physical manifestation of it. Right you have this this this foot and you retard its growth Yeah, we did neck lengthening in Africa. So yeah that shit was that was fucked up doing that to those women Then they take the rings off and their necks all fucked up right right right so where's the line right so I guess yeah where is the line that's a great question yeah what gives you the right to call anything good or bad or I know you are

pretty adverse to the word evil but what gives you the right to call any one thing good, bad, evil, corrupt, worthy, unworthy? Why isn't it just your preference? Well, I will say this. I believe in finding a code that will operate, that allows civilization to have the largest amount of people flourish. And that's why I'm so attracted to Christianity. Because I think there's some things in there that are, that allow, that it's the best kind of operating system for a society to flourish based on what we've seen when we look around the world today.

Yeah, I mean, it's not a code though. Okay. Well, for me, it's a code. For other people, you're saying it's real. You're saying it's objective, right? Is that what you're saying? Are you Christian? Yeah. Okay. So for you, it's not a code because you maybe have fully embraced it or know it or embodied it. But for me, like I'm faking it. I mean, I'm not faking it. It feels now. I feel like I'm in my natural, I feel the best when I'm around those people and when I'm behaving to that code. I flourish. You know what I mean? My roots go deeper.

My fruit is more tasty. Yeah. So one of the things that we all kind of hated about the mass vaccination was they were trying to give everybody a cure without really telling us about the disease, like why we needed this, this quote unquote cure. And I feel like that's kind of where you are. You know, all these people are like, hey, so what? Take the vaccine, take the vaccine, take Jesus, take Jesus. And you're like, well, it works for you over there. You can take it. I don't need it. I'll live a healthy lifestyle. I'll be nice to people. Oh, I like what you're

saying. You're saying that I haven't had trials or tribulations that have brought me to see the... Oh, no. Okay. No, you haven't been properly diagnosed. You haven't been the the scans of the cancer in your system I'm trying to offer you a cure for cancer and you don't believe you have cancer right right I'm using it more like hey to not get cancer yeah yeah yeah like well if I live healthy if I yeah yeah so keeping a real says keeping it real says he's saying you haven't been humbled yeah that's true so I'm gonna shoot real quick okay it's been over two hours I was waiting on a solution so I just thought I'd call how many lives have you told your whole life

How many lies have you told your whole life? Ten a day, 365 days, 3600 times 50. Whatever that is. So what do you call people that tell lies? Liars. Right. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes. Yeah, so what do you call people who steal things? Thieves. Right. Have you ever taken the Lord's name in vain?

I know you get yelled at a lot. Yes, yes, yes. My mom would always tell me not to do that, yes. But she wouldn't tell me why. I didn't know why, but you were supposed to, yeah. Well, that's considered blasphemy. Um, you want to tell me, I don't mean to derail you, but you know what I used to do when I was homeless and I would do this a lot, I would take from people, I would steal and then give it to other people. And the biggest one that I ever did is during spring break. One time me and my buddy broke into this guy's house.

We removed his entire CD collection. I don't know how old you are, but people used to have massive CD collections, like thousands. I'm 42. Okay. And they covered a whole wall of this house. We took all, we took everything from one house, including the shelving and everything and re because it was a college town and everyone was gone for two weeks. And we reassembled it in another house random house it was awesome but i used to do shit like that all the time yeah but it was still stealing i know i was i was acutely aware i was just excited by it right no that's i like that story um you do right you do around me just a little bit okay sorry so so uh if you're if you steal if you're a liar. If you steal, you're a

thief. Yes. Right. And then blasphemy. That's what we're on. That's taken God's holy name. Yep. Instead of using a four letter filth word that you could easily grab, you use God's name to express your anger and disgust. Right. Like, could you imagine me using your mother's name to describe? Ooh, wow. excrement or an open sore.

Wow. So you stub your toe and you're like, Jesus Christ. And someone would be like, Rosemary Matosian. That would be fucked up. Yeah. I mean, your mother's precious to you. Yeah. So you don't, yeah, you don't devalue her name.

You want to honor her name in the public. You don't let anybody else speak bad about her No matter how you're feeling in a moment, but yeah so Come on. Those are three of the Ten Commandments. I'm gonna give you one last one and You've already expressed that you're a man red-blooded. I know how you are because I'm like you Have you ever? had sexual desire for another person?

Uh, of course. Yeah, but that one I'm really good with. That doesn't make any sense. I do not. Like you're lying to yourself. No, actually I'm not. That one I'm really good with. So let me tell you, I knew that my wife was my wife.

Going to be, I knew that I, I knew my wife was special for me. And one of the things was, is like, whenever I masturbated and still to this day, I always think of my wife. Or when I, when I, after I met my wife and she wouldn't get with me, when I was with other girls, I would be thinking about my wife. I don't look at a giant set of titties coming down the street and think, I want to touch those or I want to put my face in those or I want to fuck that chick. I don't visualize other chicks.

I don't covet. Yeah, I don't covet. I'm very... I don't know what the word is, but that one I'm pretty good with. That one I don't know what the word is but that one i'm pretty good with That one I don't um Kind of a bizarre answer because I kind of don't want to be i'm kind of disgusted by other women third base. Yeah Go ahead. How do you how do you round any bases? before your wife

If you're not sexually I well I I used to be but once I came across my wife I was like, I'm infatuated with my wife like physically. Yeah. Okay. So like I don't um I kind of have I almost think of other girls as um Not not not like women as a whole but I don't I Am almost feel gross if I feel dirty. Like when I lie, I try not to lie for an intellectual reason. I'm like, I don't want to lie

because I don't have to guard lie. Like I don't even want to tell a small lie. Like I don't, you know what I mean? Like I just want to be, someone invites me to dinner and I'll be like, no. But like, I feel dirty if I even, I just not into other girls. I don't know. Maybe, I don't know.

I'm just not, it just went away. I can't, I don't, I don't, I don't know. I don't know why it just went away. Well, I'm sure your wife's thankful. Does time erase the crime? But your honor is 10 years ago, I jacked that lady in the street. No, well, no. You know what erases the crime? What's that?

It's not time. It's forgiving yourself. So you forgive yourself and the judge says, oh, so what? I know you beat up that woman in the subway in New York. Yeah, but since you forgave yourself, yeah, I'm gonna let you go. Yeah, that's the worldly part of it, but the I'm talking about just like my day-to-day existence. This is great conversation. That's how you live with yourself. Yeah, I have to

forgive myself and then work on and learn from that like not to do it again. Like there's things I've done that I have not forgiven myself for that I know. Yeah. Like there's a couple things in my life I've done. Nothing crazy. But I don't like the fact that I've done those things. But like when I was a kid, I used to drive around neighborhood with my friends with BB guns and we would shoot like just anything, squirrels, birds, dogs, just anything that was in. And I, and I, I just wish I had never done that shit. Yeah. It just wasn't cool. But I mean, we had a, I mean, I did it out of, you know, I wasn't thinking at the time

But there's other things I've done Bunny once and start crying like a baby and so I punted it into the river like is yeah And I know even yeah, and you feel horrible your whole life. You remember you did that You're like, what the fuck was I thinking but there's other things I've done that like You know like I stole a bag of dog food from Kmart once. I just put it on my shoulder and went to the checkout and the lady didn't charge me for it. And I just put all the other stuff on the counter. I just, I don't, I just know, okay, don't do shit like that again. I forgive myself for that.

Right. So you, so you're coping, you're changing, you're moving on, you're trying to show a better thing to your Your kids in your community. Yeah, and I and I absolve myself from that inside like I don't think I Don't carry I don't know what the word is for it in Christian, but I don't carry the karma for it I don't carry the debt for it intellectually or emotionally, right? Right, right. So here's, here's the summation. You know, there's, I only went through four of the 10 commandments.

Okay. So I don't, I don't bad mouth. I try to do my best never to bad mouth my parents and to always obey them. That's right. Really, really. And once again, because it does not feel good long-term, it's bad for your health. I think that will give you cancer Right, so the summation is um, you're lying thieving um blasphemer

And at one point an adulterer at heart because jesus said if you so much as look at a woman with lust in your heart you've Committed adultery with her. Okay, so This is all your own admission So if you had to face God on Judgment Day, would you be innocent or guilty? Guilty according to his 10 commandments guilty right, so What should be? Say that again. Sorry, say that again.

What should be the outcome of that? Punishment or reward? For being found guilty against the Holy God? I think it would have to be way... I mean, just speaking about how I do my own kids, it would have to be weighed with, I see my kids as whole, you know what I mean? I would see, and I take responsibility

for how I raise my kids also. So if they did something wrong and they didn't know, I course correct them, They don't you know, you want to mean like You don't get a punishment for drinking the last fucking sparkling water in the fridge Until you know like hey, dude If there's one left you need to ask like were we saving that or was there someone else who wanted it or something like that? Let's let's Transport ourselves, right? Don't you think don't you think? Yeah, I like I like all that someone else who wanted it or something like that. Let's, let's, uh, transport ourselves.

Right. Don't you think, don't you think? Yeah. I like, I like all that. Yeah. But let's, let's go into a courtroom real quick. You've just been hauled in for several abuses, whatever. And the judge is telling you, Hey, you've broken these crimes, lists

them all just like we did. And then you say to the judge your honor I see that you're you're a good man you want to uphold justice and then you just gave that judge all the arguments you just gave me yeah would that judge let you go because you raise your kids well because you honor your wife I will seek seek to honor your parents. Let me give you this example. I don't know, but let me give you this example. So this is a pretty common tactic.

So someone gets accused, someone's drunk, and the cops get called to the house, and they see that you've hit your kids, right? So they take you to jail, they let you out the next morning, and you immediately go to a rehab center and check yourself in. That's a really common tactic that people use so that when they go to court, they can tell the judge, hey, the judge is like, you're an alcoholic. And you're like, well, Your Honor, ever since I got arrested, I've been sober for three

weeks and here's my, uh, and here's the house I checked into. And then the judge will often give them leeway and grace for. Right. Yeah. Would, would, would a good judge let you go? I don't judge, uh, sees the crimes. Would a good judge let you go based on maybe having some good behavior? Yeah. Or he would offer you maybe some leniency. Yeah. But what do you let you go I don't I don't you can't I don't know it depends on the severity of the crime probably not right right right so the Bible tells

us God says you think that your ways are like my way yeah you're full my ways are much higher okay so we're. Okay. So we're talking about human court. We're talking about relationships on this plateau of human existence where we're all kind of corrupt. But I'm talking about you standing before a holy God that created you. It's implanted you with a conscience. Khan is with science is knowledge. So with knowledge you perform Uh these acts you lie you steal you

Use his name and name So with knowledge you do all these things and We think that by some good deeds we're going to justify ourselves by some good deeds we're going to justify ourselves. So that's our predicament. Well, it's not just good deeds, it's some repentance, right? Oh, let me look up the definition of repentance.

That's a great word. Repentance is the act of knowledge and feeling remorse for past or present wrongdoings and then committing to change. Yeah, so by going to the rehab, you're showing a repentance. You could argue, you could argue that by me having this discussion with you is offering, um, a repentance is that's a little bit of a stretch. Right. Right.

It's a little stretch, but I like where you're going. But I'm open to change. Right. Right. So repentance in a biblical sense is actually agreeing with God and then turning to pursue Him. So I'm heading one way. You know where you were onto something? You were onto something when you said the thing about being like God. You think that you're like being like, you think like you're being like God. Yeah. Because I definitely have this belief that if you follow God's rules, God will use you. So basically it's like a radio.

If you can tune into God's channel, then God will use you. And that I do believe that's like the most fulfilling part of life when you're in that, for lack of a better word, frequency. When you're following the rules, you tune into that frequency and then God's like, oh, there's one. There's a, there's a, a good disciple.

You know, God used Judas as well. So, okay. Is that a bad thing? Did you just, did you just go to heaven? No, no, no. Yeah. Judas is scary. He was betrayed Jesus with, no. Yeah. Judas Iscariot, he was betrayed Jesus with a kiss. Yeah.

He was the one that turned him over. And did he go to hell? So he, yeah, yeah. Even though God used him? Yeah. Yeah. Um, same with Pharaoh and a whole list of others. Yeah, God doesn't owe us anything. Right, so that's the predicament. We feel that we're good and decent people,

but when we compare ourselves against God's holy standards, we find out we're not. And so we're left to sort things out. Right, so you- And that's the lack of humility that keeping it real was saying. Right. Right. So you answered one side of the equation, right? One, one component is repentance.

But if I'm standing before a judge and I have a million dollar fine, whatever, I've evaded taxes for years and years and years and I owe a million dollars and I just lost my job at CrossFit. I'm the head of media. I don't have any income. I don't have any rental properties. How am I going to pay this off? The judge says, well, listen, this is what's going to happen. You're going to go to jail and you're going to do some restitution and you'll be in jail until you earn enough restitution to pay off. But you say, but your honor, I've done all these good things like you already listed. Doesn't matter. You have to pay this fine. And so, Enwalks a man you've never met before

says, hold on, your honor, before you slam that gavel down, I want to let you know that I've raised the money for Savon on his behalf. I know he's in a hard spot. He doesn't know me. I love the man. I want to pay a million dollars, pay off his fine. And if you're willing to accept that, Savon can walk free today. The judge says, well, if Savon can accept that, if he's willing to receive that money, receive that payment, then I'll gladly take it and I'll send free. Would you take that payment? Yes. And be grateful? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Right. So that's the gospel. So you, like me, can't really count how many lives we've told you're a lying thief, just like me.

We've broken God's law. God enters into the courtroom, seeing our guilt and shame, enters into the courtroom, seeing our guilt and shame, and offers himself as a sacrifice on our behalf. The wages, or what we deserve, or earnings, of sin is death. Every liar will have their part in the lake of fire. No thief, no adulterer, no fornicator, no blasphemer, who inherit the kingdom of heaven, all be cast into the lake of fire. But Jesus lives a holy and perfect life, represents mankind by doing that, sacrifices himself

in our place so that whosoever would believe on him, would put their trust in him, would have everlasting life. So that's the gospel. That's good. That Jesus came, lived and died on your behalf. That's good. Yeah. And so let me ask you this,

so twice people have come up to me in two separate occasions, once in London and once at a Paracel I was at in Oakland and And you know, they had a little book with them. I guess the Bible and they said hey Will you repeat after me and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and I did all and I did all that Am I good to go? No No, so let's say I don't want to disparage anybody, but I think, uh, I think like Taylor's

got a good sense of humor. So, so Taylor, you and I, like, I've never really met Taylor, but you know, you've met him, you can engage with him regularly. I said, I bumped into you on the street and I say, Hey, you and I know Taylor. He said yeah, he's a good dude. Good dude. Yes, Jack, you know It I love the way he does is his long his long black hair Like he had it up in braids yesterday. It was pretty cool. He say wait a second. Are we talking about the same? Taylor I said so yeah Taylor self, you know, he does the whole Sentinel training Sentinel training and everything. Yeah, good dude, good dude. You know, I like when he wears his high heels. And you say, I don't think we're talking about the same person.

But we keep using the same name. Right. So it doesn't matter Like this name this formula Words expression what it matters is what's actually true. Okay, you know the guy Yeah, though, you know what's true about him, right? If I'm just Labeling something or someone by that name It doesn't make it so so whatever you were pointed at in those moments where you were offered to say a prayer was not the biblical Jesus. It was something that you didn't know. It was a thought in your head. It was a creation of a God in your own mind that would be satisfied with your justifications for the way you lived your life. You would be satisfied with, oh, if you do enough good, then you'll be redeemed. Then the scales will

be balanced in your favor and you'll be rewarded. That's not the God of the Bible. That's the God of every other religion that says, do good, get good. The God of the Bible says, I'm I loan him good. You can do no good. But I've done all the good on your behalf. And if you would turn from your wicked ways and put your trust in me, now save you from your sins. How can a man be in crises in creation? I don't want to drag you into this, so I want to word this very carefully. Yeah. I was going to say, how would you know that those two guys weren't, that it wasn't a valid coming to God, accepting of Jesus Christ? But but let me change it to how would I know?

How would I know that I like that? How would I know that it wasn't valid? Yeah, so the bible says you should know them by their fruits Right, you hear all this stuff in pop media pop culture. Don't judge people Like i've heard there must not be very many. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead No, i've heard you say it before that uh, it's a right to judge people. I've heard you say it before. There must not be very many. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, I've heard you say it before that it's right to judge people. I agree with you. I just don't give a definitive judgment of final destination on anybody unless until their life is over and really can't even do that for most people. It's just what the Bible declares. It's not my judgment

Right. So so only I would know You would know no no No We're called to um, we're We can know who's a believer by their fruits, right? Anyway, you know who's a crossfitter and who's not, by the way they live their lives, right? Like somebody that doesn't do CrossFit workouts is not a CrossFitter. Right. Right. I mean, we just hold it up against the ruler.

Can you tell me some of the fruits? Can you tell me some of the fruits. Yeah. Yeah. Peace, love, gentleness, self-control. But ultimately, it's a life pointed to Christ, right? It's not a life that disparages Christ. It's a life that honors Him. It's not a life that questions His authority. It's not a life that tries to justify one's own self Before others it's not someone who points others to wrongdoing But somebody that humbly submits daily to Christ and when they fail they

Repent get up and keep moving forward. It's It's a life defined by The pursuant of holiness. But it's also a life that points to Christ, not just in action, but in word and... Or what about the other way around, not just in word but in action? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. So like, but we can all be moral people. Like, that's how society survived as long as moral nations usually lead the way. And America's had a very strong moral background in terms of the government's laws. We haven't always behaved appropriately, but we try to point to something that is morally

objective. Would you say, would you say that, and I'm a little lost, but would you say that I'm a little lost in understanding you, but, um, just, just a little bit, I think. Um, but would you say that the only way to get those those... To imagine if there's a compass in one direction is God, right? Yeah. To get that compass pointed in the right direction that the only way to do that is reading the Bible? No. Okay. No, not at all. So...

What do you think is the way of getting that compass pointed in the right direction? Just like who was it? Hank Reeves? Humility? Submitting to God's authority. The God that created you. And what's the process in doing that? Well, it's repentance and faith, right?

That's what Jesus proclaimed. You know, don't call yourself good. There's none good but God. There's none righteous, no, not one in case you were considering it. There's no one righteous, all fallen short of the glory of God. So everybody has missed the mark. And the only solution is to die to yourself and put your trust in Christ. The only one that's paid for your fine.

Like I said, every other religion says, hey, do good, get good, but that doesn't work in our courts, and God's higher than our courts. Well, let me say this. I'm either the most naive man I've ever met. I say this with zero humility. naive man I've ever met. I say this with zero humility. I'm either the most naive man that I've ever met, or I'm the man of greatest faith who's ever walked in my path. I've never seen anyone with more faith than me. I've put myself in more situations and done so much blindly believing that the world will work out fine because God's looking after me than anyone I've ever met in my entire fucking life. And whether that be attempting to, I spent two years of my life attempting to be like

Jesus to walk the planet with nothing and just into to see in to see God's power. I interact with the widest swath of people of anyone I've ever met. Hold on, I'm gonna stop you right there because I'm curious. That time while you were walking like Jesus, were you having sex with women? Yes. You were not married? Yeah, you're not walking like Jesus. Well, hey, I was attempting it was I wasn't saying I was walking like Jesus. I said it

was attempt to and if I did, I apologize. I was attempting to and I've never seen anyone make the I've never seen anyone make the attempts that I've made. I've read books about people. I think it's all admirable. I mean, I think I'm Martin Luther, but I'm referencing this to the fact of what you what you were referencing I'm trying to figure out how I get this knowledge that you have and that's why I said do I need to read the Bible to Get it and you said through faith and repentance and I can't yeah I'm not so sure I give myself a lot of internal repentance and grace But my faith is like yeah, my faith is crazy and it scares the shit out of people around me

Yeah, like To trust that God is going to sustain you in this life is one thing But i'm talking about your soul Right. So like if you lost an arm today, would you? Be less savant or would you still be the same person? Same person. Like, yeah, right. So like you're more than the material makeup of DNA and flesh and bone.

Like you're a soul inside of a body. And so when your body deteriorates, your soul is going to go on in one of two places. I'm- So it's either- I hear you, let me get you back to, you're telling me that there's a way and I'm really trying to get this you've told me that I need to be the 10 commandments, right? And then I'm trying to see like what it is that you would think that I would need to be doing and put together to have the knowledge that you have.

Okay, answer this question definitively for me. Is Sivan Matovian a good person? Yes. That's your problem. Okay. So I have to accept that I'm not a good person. Well, you and me, like if I compare myself to you, you compare yourself to me. Right. You're an excellent person. When you look out across the plateau of human experience, you're a great person, you're admirable, everybody appreciates you on and on. Raise your kids well, all that. But it's not in comparison to one another. It's in comparison to God.

Okay. Got it. Yeah. Okay to God. Okay. And got it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. God, that's going to be, that's going to be a tough one for me. Right.

Because you're kind of playing God on your own here. You want it to be so badly your way. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, that's the human struggle. That's what we all struggle with. You know, um, that's why the first commandment is you should have no other gods before me.

Well said. Thank you. That was really good. Yeah. Hey, thanks for, uh, hearing me out and having a little bit of back and forth. That was, that was fun. Yeah. I'm glad I stayed on. I just hope you think about this and maybe we'll talk again sometime. Buddy, I love you. Thank you for calling and spending time and giving me your energy and patience. Yeah. Thank you. All right, dude. Thank you. Cheers.

All right. Let's get dressed. Let's go to the beach. I got to work out. What are you talking about? I got to go somewhere at one o'clock. I know it's cold, but I got to go. I'll wear a bunch of, I'm going to wear long johns and sweats and a sweatshirt and I'll go down there and get some. You guys find staying in the house if I go down to the beach and work out? Uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You guys find staying in the house if I go down to the beach and work out? Uh, someone's line doesn't actually love you. I don't think that's true. All right, guys. Thank you for being part of my Bible study today.

Mason Mitchell, the show really went downhill today. Really? You think so? You didn't take anything from that? That was, it was pretty good. It was pretty damn good. He's a, it was, um, it was good. A lot of illustrations. That's the word I'm looking for illustrations Rihanna earlier was a 7 out of 10 that would took it to a 6 out of 10

you didn't take anything from that I don't know I thought it was I thought it was awesome All I know is you're not a good person. Alright fine. Oh yeah, I guess that now I get it. Yeah that's part of like that's. Oh man. Marv, that is not true. Who would you be without that thought?

It was circular. I don't know. I thought it was. Here's the thing about having conversations with people. You never if you want to just keep going deeper and deeper with people, you really got to not drag them into it. And it's really hard not to do that when you want to win. John Ruby, Sevan, I'd love to talk about religion. I grew up in an ultra conservative cult that I left at 19. I would love to talk about religion. I grew up in an ultra conservative cult that I left at 19 I would love to discuss our views

All right, I'm cold I got cold I just guzzled that sparkling water I got cold That's what I know I realized I was looking for my grippers because usually I'll start squeezing my grippers when I get cold try to build some warmth Should I call no, no don't call I thought I don't want you to I want to go call. I thought I don't want you to. I want to go. All right. Love you guys. Great show. What is today? Uh, today is today, Thursday? No Friday. Should I got to go to the butcher? Uh, binge bros tonight. Um, maybe a crossword games update show. I'm not sure what's going on. I'd love to,

I need to just get on the phone with spin and Tyler and John and get brought up to speed on everything that's going on. Talk to you guys later. The results from the NorCal Classic we're in. Um, a lot of fucking pipe hitters in the women's division. I didn't look at the men's yet. All right. Talk to you guys soon. Bye bye.