The Sevan Podcast - It Just Keeps Getting Better | Live Call In

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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Fuck, I'm tired. Yeah, I stayed up. Yeah, I stayed up way too late. Watching Dexter. New black ops. Dexter. Wait, black ops. What's that? Is that a show too? No, the new Call of Duty Black Ops 6 came out and everyone's just been playing it. Hey, are people at your summer, talking about the Rogan podcast. Yeah.

Big time. Oh, seriously everyone. It really. Yeah. It's a pretty big deal. Like everybody's just kind of like it came out Friday night and or whatever. And then I sent it along to my class and we just talked and then people just started quoting it immediately.

Like they watched it like end to end that night. Yeah I saw it get posted and I watched the whole thing like right away. I saw this I Hate how true this is what I'm about to show you. This is just so fucking ridiculous But have you seen this? No God I'm rolling. Good to see you, sir.

Here we go. Trump's on Rogan! Trump's on Rogan? Trump's on Rogan! Trump's on Rogan? Trump's on Rogan? Trump's on Rogan? Trump's on Rogan? Wait, Trump's on Rogan? Hey, did you hear?

Trump is on Rogan- Can you please shut the f**k up? We can listen later. Hey, did you hear? Trump is on Rogan- Can you please shut the f** fuck up well we can listen later I was embarrassed when I saw that I embarrassed myself oh my goodness Kenneth what's up dude every microcosm of Joe Rogan's fans just got outed.

Sebby, how many spicy marks did you have last night? None. None. No drinking yesterday. Just my, like I just cried just now from laughing so hard. My eyes are just, they're like, it's so fucking bright in here. I'm tired. I'm like really sleepy. I stayed up till midnight Normally, I only like normally like I'm on like such a routine. I see 1045 Tell Haley assume the position. I'm asleep by 11 fucking you know what I mean and Not last night Last night. It was like 10 45 and I heard her say to me, we were sitting on the couch and I was looking at my phone and she goes, do you want to watch another episode? And I didn't answer because I wanted to but I didn't want to say yes. And she's like, do you want to watch another episode? Do you want to watch another? And the next thing I know she's watching her own shit. Another episode of Dexter. The next thing I know. I can wear different sunglasses.

She washes it with you? She washes Dexter with you? Yeah. Oh yeah. She started, I guess there's a pre Game of Thrones show on now. Yeah. And I looked up from my phone after 40 minutes

of not answering her and she, I go, wait, you're watching something without me? And then she goes, do you want me to wait for you? And then I just looked back down at my phone. She's watching House of the Dragon. I get, yeah, I guess. Hey, do you ever not answer questions to your wife because. You're stuck between yes and no, and she thinks like you're not listening to her,

but you just like she just there's just a kink in the system. No, usually I'll just start talking. Like if I don't know how to answer it, then I'll just go like start working through the answer with her. Yeah. I feel like I don't do that. I just stay quiet and then she'll be like, Hey, answer me, answer me. And I'm, I just, I, I cannot, it will not compute. It will not, you know what I mean Yeah, it's like stuck do I go in the backyard and water the plants or do I Go with her and the kids to get pumpkins and she's like are you coming with us to get pumpkins? And I'm like fuck

Stuck yeah, it's like I have autism. I'm stuck in the middle You know what I mean have you ever known anyone have you ever been around people with severe autism Yeah, there are a couple guys in our class that have autism for sure. I used to work with this guy Who I would pick him up from his school. He was an adult It was like an adult school and I would walk him a mile home every day and I did this for like two years and Every fight he sometimes he would play there were two games. he played look for pennies and and don't step on cracks okay because it breaks him all back oh yeah I guess yeah and and if he stepped on a crack dude he would have to walk back and it depends sometimes and he'd have to walk

backwards in the exact steps that he stepped on the crack in and walk back. And then sometimes he couldn't get the steps right. And we would get stuck for like 20 minutes. And I think at least two or three occasions in those two years, the cops came because where he got stuck was in the middle of the street. What?

Yeah, so just imagine you're walking, yeah, you're walking, and then you just can't get the step right, and then so he would just do this. What the hell? Yeah, it was crazy, crazy shit. I've never heard of that, but that makes sense. It was crazy shit. And one time, there's crazy stories one time a fucking cop came

one time a cop came you're not even gonna believe this story one time a cop so guys honking and i'm like hey dude he's stuck in the street and they're like well tell him to get the fuck out of the street the guy in the car and i fucking walk over the window i'm like hey dude he doesn't want to fucking be stuck in the street he has fucking autism and he stepped on a fucking crack and I'm trying to explain the fucking diagnosis. That's right. So the neighbors or someone calls the cops, a cop shows up and the cop walks up to him and starts talking to him.

I don't tell the cop he has autism and the cops talking to him. And so he grabs the guy, it was was a big guy his name was uh eric he was probably like six to maybe two 40 he was the autistic kid yeah fat kid yeah and when i say kid he was you know 23 so he grabs eric by the arm i made a movie about him i need to actually find it a 30 minute movie. It's called My Name is Eric. The cop puts his arm on his shoulder and Eric fucking turns around and hits the cop. So the grabs him and I run over there and I'm like, hey dude, dude, dude, like we gotta chill. And he's like trying to bite the cop and shit.

So he handcuffs Eric and sits him down on the curb. And this fucking cop, he's wearing wearing shorts it's in Santa Barbara and this cop stands behind him and he's like what the cops more shorts you have this cop was wearing shorts and he was beach town and he goes he puts his hand on the on the guy the guy's on the curb with his hands cuffed and the cop puts his hands on his shoulders like it's okay. It's okay. And all of a sudden here the cop go Oh, oh and fucking Eric with his hands his point has grabbed late. They got cops leg hair Got him in like a whooshy finger hole with his freaking leg hairs. One time we were walking home and we walked by this plum tree and it had, it was just like, you know like when a plum tree's just like got 10,000 plums on it's hanging heavy and the whole ground is littered with plums underneath it?

Yeah, and like you get it all stuck to your shoes when you walk through. Say it again? Like you get it all stuck to your shoes when you walk through. Say it again? Like you get it all stuck to your shoes when you walk through? Yeah, everything. It's just fucking crazy. It's like a fucking jelly factory. And so I go,

I said something to him that I realized that he was gonna have to eat a plum every time I ate a plum. Or if I said something to him, do you wanna eat a plum? He couldn't say no. I cracked some code on him where he couldn't say no. Like I would say, do you want to eat a plum?

And then he would eat a plum. And then he would start walking like, Eric, do you want to eat another plum? And he would go and he would walk backwards and eat another plum. And after, and so for every plum he ate, I told myself I have to eat one. So in my head, we're having a plum eating contest.

And God, I'm going to fucking go and burn in hell for this. So it gets to like, it a plum eating contest and god I'm gonna fucking go and burn in hell for this. So it gets to like it gets to like 20 plums right? In a day? Dude in a row dude we've each eaten 20. Oh my god. So then he goes so now I realize he doesn't want to eat any more plums but I don't care. So every time he walks in, so now he would like eat the plum and then walk away. Anyone who's worked with someone who has autism totally knows what I'm talking about. It's fucking crazy. So then he fucking so then he starts walking away. I'm like, Eric, do you want to eat another plum? He's like, Sevan, no, Sevan, no. But then he has to go back and eat the plum anyway. And he's screaming. so we each eat like 40 plums dude oh my god we got we got

soon as we got to to his house both of us went in the bathroom and shit our brains out but i think both of us were in the bathroom for an hour each yeah look at christine young knows shits yeah it was crazy yeah did you shit yourself silly, dude We both shit ourselves silly That's incredible Just force this kid to eat 40 blocks He took it once a month. He would take these shits called boulder poops and he would come out and be like seven I took a boulder poop and They were they were the size of like a boulder poop. And they were they were the size of like a football. Like like like

twice like the same shape as a peanut butter jar but twice as big. I know you couldn't even believe it. How does he get that out of your asshole? I always wondered that. Hey, one night one day. Yes. Yes. One morning, I walked into his bedroom. It was like 9 a.m. and he's laying in bed and the covers are pulled back and he's in his pajamas and he's like this. And I look and in front of him like where is it? Because he's on his side, right? And I look and right in front of him is one of those giant blocks of Costco cheese. That's like, you know what I mean? Like the fucking it's like a, it looks like a cargo container, just a huge rectangle block and half of it's eaten and it's sitting on his sheets and there's the oil from the cheese

has spread. So around it, there's like a fucking circle that's like three feet in fucking diameter, a fucking oil stain on his sheets. And I'm like hey Eric good morning. He's like get out get out So funny Man, there were some crazy fucking things cheese is just sweating on his One day I went into his room And he threw a fucking you know those steel things that sit on your stove that you put the pan On that separate your pan from the fire. Yeah. Yeah a little great. Yeah, I don't know what those things are called

But well one time I went into his room and he's pissed and he threw one of those at me That's when I was like man. This job is dangerous. Oh At that point that's when you figured out. Yeah, I was like this job is fucking dangerous They just do whatever man like that's it's fucking terrifying. Sometimes if I'm yeah I just get really nervous around like around autistic people sometimes because they just do whatever they want. Yeah they're in their complete own world. He's in that movie Our House for anyone who hasn't seen it it's on YouTube if you want to see him. I don't know what's going on with my email something's up with my email. I

Did not enjoy the fights No, no, did you enjoy them? I watched the prelims and I I enjoyed them I didn't watch the whole all the big stuff though Yeah, like they were that cool Somebody text me and said hey, do you you have a link I was like a link they're talking about a link I'm 52 I don't get a fucking link the fuck you mean a link you pay for that shit yeah I did not enjoy it I had a link but then they just stopped streaming it I don't know what happened

My son is what they call an eloper he can just take off when he feels like it especially around water Yeah, that's fucking terrifying I'd be so stressed One of my crowning achievements working with him is like the first they said hey just so you know When I first I worked there for five years They said well one of the things he does is he he when he if he finds a penny he'll eat it and so I've seen in like the first year I was with him every time I'd walk him home he'd find a penny so you know like in a year I saw him eat like 300 fucking pennies and but I can't remember how I did it, but eventually I got him so he didn't eat pennies. So he would walk like this. He would walk like this. When he was looking for when he was looking for pennies, he would walk like, let me get on my knees. He'd walk always looking down. Okay.

And then anytime you went by a car, he would hang his head so low and walk at the same time so he could look under the car. You know what, I mean like he'd be walking but fucking folded in half What like someone on Trank? It was it was pretty fucking amazing and his dedication was like his focus was like a hundred just imagine walking for 30 minutes And never stop looking for Benny's Wow Seven you're almost at that age where men do shit to their assholes out of boredom When would what inanimate object would you shove up there and why wow you're like a fucking slot you should work for the CIA, dude

Forcing some sort of bizarre premise on me and then following it up with a question Like how about fuck you to the first question You must be really bored weird stuff to my butthole. Every day something does, every day I bar soap probably touches my butthole. When I wake up in the morning I soap my butt, I soap my butt in my armpits in my pews. That's it? Yeah, pretty much. much I can't remember I haven't probably washed my face and I Can't remember a lot 40 years since I've been 12 If I'm working in the yard, I'll wash my um legs Because you get pretty dirty in the in the soil and all that.

No, but just who knows? I don't know. Like, I don't I don't I don't even I don't even wash my feet. And I'm like always barefoot. Oh, God, I'm so sinus. Is Standy Randy a girl or is that a guy who just uses Beaver icons? I think that's a real girl. I Investigated that one day and it's like she like actually posts on her YouTube channel If she goes like free diving and stuff. Oh, that's her and that's her body. That's her body My brother's autistic, but surprisingly he never shows the typical aggressive behaviors

But surprisingly he never shows the typical aggressive behaviors That's cool, oh no need the soap goes down there. Oh like to your legs and shit Yeah, usually just too tall I don't want to like go past my my balls so I just Soap down as far as my legs my hands can reach and that's it. You just just look down there and you're like sorry not today. Yep. Not today. How about this? This is uh Trump's Trump's getting ready to take everyone uh I'm about to make 30 G's baby 30 G's. Look at look at this. Anyone homeschooling their kids? And I will deliver universal school choice empowering every parent to send their child to the public, private charter, or religious school that is right for them.

Listen, listen, listen. And I will allow homeschool parents to spend $10,000 a year tax free on costs associated with their children's education. Let's go. He's just he's just asking parents to take their kids out of the indoctrination camps. Oh, yeah, dude. I wonder if that means like I wonder if I can use that money to just pay for all the shit like my kids Jiu-jitsu is basically their school. I wonder I wonder if like what I could use that Deduction for I'm assuming it'll be a deduction

From your like from taxes or something Yeah, just like you like if you keep you, you know You keep you all what I would do is I would just get a credit card and everything I spent for fucking my kids education Which is fucking everything. It's every moment. They're alive. I would just get a credit card and everything I spent for fucking my kids education, which is fucking everything. It's every moment. They're alive. I would I Would just deduct I'd put on that credit card Wow, that'd be pretty awesome. Yeah, they watch a show on skateboarding deducted They watch a show on the periodic table. My cable bills deducted we go to fucking Newport Beach. It's a fucking

Educational trip, you know what I mean? Everything's just like My cable bill is deducted. We go to fucking new port beach. It's a fucking uh, educational trip You know what? I mean? Everything's just like You can turn anything into a yeah, everything. Yeah, everything I figured everything's education for my kids Uh mag is not just 24. It's like an annual thing Yeah, thank you it's like It's like a state of mind. We plan on homeschooling our two kids when they're older. Why should we have to pay taxes to support public education if we never plan on using it, especially when it's an indoctrination camp? I don't mind paying for stuff that I don't use.

I don't. I don't mind paying for stuff I don't use. I mean, you know what I mean? Because they're like, so tell me Adam, if you think this is a stretch, but let's say the school's not an indoctrination camp and you pay taxes and the kids go to school there and then those kids get a school there and they become plumbers and then you need plumbers and so it's somewhere upstream, downstream, you know, you benefit from it I I'm from Pennsylvania and I heard that this year 180,000 Amish people registered to vote across the US if that's the case Trump won the election Yeah, they're probably

They're probably well, they're probably really pissed at what's happened to them Did you see? they basically the They had some I don't remember the details of the case the like 50,000 eggs. Oh, raw milk. Thank you, Tyler. It was raw milk. Oh, my God. Yeah. So it wasn't up to code and they came and took it from him. And you know, these are like the healthiest communities in the United States. Like they don't have they speaking of autism, they don't have autism in their communities, because they don't they don't partake in the you think they're just all autistic. Like in college in high school, I didn't read I was like, I have no insecurities. And then I got to college, I'm like, oh, the reason why I thought that is because all I have is insecurities.

I didn't have any context. Oh, the rest of you are normal and I am not. Yeah, I remember that waking up to that in college. I remember in high school thinking, why are all these fuckers insecure? And then I remember going to college and like, I can't remember what it was. It was like frisbee or ping pong or something like I started like getting really confident in college. And then I remember going to college and like I can't remember what it was

It was like frisbee or ping-pong or something like I started like getting really confident about and then realizing oh shit I'm insecure about everything else. I just never had one thing. I was secure about Seve tell us how you found 90 G's I Just didn't know my YouTube channel I didn't do you know that story right Caleb? Oh Yeah, you can channel works. Yeah. Yeah, just didn't send my driver's license into YouTube And I thought I thought that you know, I just signed up for a YouTube channel and somehow the money would mysteriously appear in my account But they've been asking me for my driver's license and I just ignored the email But they've been asking me for my driver's license and I just ignored the email

Like I don't look at any of that stuff people send me like PayPal is like we've updated our blah blah blah I'm like, I don't even fucking use pub PayPal fuck you or like Instagram's like we've updated our privacy policy or You need to sign in here. I'm like now I just won't use that account anymore, right? Jethro I pay $15,000 a year in taxes three-quarters of it in school and public safety taxes Wow public safety And that fire neomis No, it's not gonna make street supers. Oh, maybe it's all that Seven to use a homeschool system and who teaches the kids, I want to homeschool but I can't get my head wrapped around

how the schooling should be done. Yeah, that's the way it was for me too. What it was is I was confused. You can't think of it as homeschooling. You have to think of it, hold on a second. I really haven't been able to breathe now for a couple of days through my nose so good When you can't breathe through your nose you can't really talk because you have to you're breathing through your mouth

It's the worst I Caught myself on I caught myself like looking like Dexter on the show last night with the glint in my mouth just opened like a fucking uh um i noticed that about him too that's so weird his mouth's always open just a weird like tick that he has i don't know maybe that's part of his character hey dude that's for sure um i think kent told me or someone said yesterday that it's an allegory for gay it's for sure it's for sure there's some it's he's for sure gay oh you think so yeah like in real life or the kid or whoever wrote that I would like to I bet you we could do one Google search and find the fucking writer of that show and I go to his Instagram and see that he's gay so I want to ask the fucking director or

producer of fucking the Bond films if Bond would ever be gay yeah and he said and said, and the guy answered like, we'll never know his sexual orientation or some shit. It was hard to understand. I think that's what he was saying because he speaks in foreign talk, you know, broken sentences. Yeah, but Daniel Craig was like, fuck you, dude. Shut up. I'm like, dude, what are you talking about?

That dude's just a fucking pussy like hound. That's what he that's like He saves the world and bangs hot chicks. Like what do you what are you doing? That's the whole premise of bond If you have to call me homophobic then so be it I'll own it But like I can't I would stop bond would be ruined for me if he ended up being a homo If I found out Joe Rogan was a homo wouldn't ruin Joe Rog Joe Rogan for me. Or if I found out I was a homo, it wouldn't ruin myself for me. Or if I found out, you know, if I found out you were a homo, it wouldn't phase me. But Bond?

Sorry. You have to think of homeschooling as just raising your kids. You can't think of it as like the only two the only two things that we really focus on are math and language. Like those are like the and then and then and that's I guess that's not totally true. My mom teaches them our meat spends three days or four days a week teaching them Armenian I'm playing piano with them so they're really fortunate that they have that but really the thing is is just to make them super duper fucking competent in math and

reading and writing and From there just the whole world opens up to him, right? so and and my kids love reading two of, two of them will just be just reading, just like, you know what I mean? Like, if you just walk in the room, you'll see them just reading a book. So, and they love math. And I loved math as a boy, too. And they love poker. And they love, like, I hear them talking, and they think about stuff, like, turn with numbers and they're always trying to figure out how long or big or fast something is and You know

It's like for their birthday like I would get them the boys tape measures, you know what I mean And they fucking love it and we've probably gone through 50 tape measures in the last three years because they use them so much They break them or they take them outside or they through 50 tape measures in the last three years because they use them so much they break them or they take them outside or they fucking love tape measures and They love small ones or like no like the steel one the metal ones and they love thinking about like I you know They like thinking like how many feet are in a mile and how many inches that is and they love figuring out how long it Takes to run or fucking walk somewhere and and then they have all and then Greg's got Got me this whole like all these critical thinking books that basically teach you can teach little kids algebra

without all the fucking confusion all the the Fancy stuff and then they start getting a grasp of how algebra works and balanced equations so They go to kuman. So that's like that. that's the that's like their core is just Kuman And they do that every single fucking day And I and lately I've been seeing them doing it a little bit at night, too That's and yeah, and they can just do it by themselves Kuman was around when I was a kid and I always thought it was kind of weird but now that

I'm seeing it as an adult it makes it a lot cooler. It's basically like this. So Kuman starts, you put your kid in Kuman, I think the twins were in it three, Avi was in it four, and the first day of Kuman you can sign up for the English and Math, it's not cheap. And they give you this pamphlet of papers and you write a starting time and a finish time. It's like CrossFit. Everything is time. So like on the first day, it would be like the first day of class would be hold a pencil, draw a line, draw another line, draw another line. And so like maybe it'll

be a month of just like drawing lines or circles or rectangles, just so you get used to holding a pencil. I mean, it is really step by step. And then maybe by the time they're four, after a year of just drawing lines or stuff, then all of a sudden it'll be like write numbers. And then it'll just be a year of writing numbers and fucking writing letters. And then all of a sudden it'll be like writing symbols. And then all of a sudden it'll be putting them together symbols and then all of a sudden it'll be putting them together I mean

it's and if you don't do it and if you don't and then if they don't pass you just stay there it's like CrossFit if you can't fucking overhead squat the PVC pipe you don't put weight on it and so your kids always have even when they fail they don't it's not like school where you know you fail and you move forward and then you're in the fifth grade and like you you'd never fucking made it past the third grade. So your whole entire life is fucking cheating and playing catch-up It's not like that in Kumon It's more like jujitsu. You are not fucking moving ahead until you beat some kid's ass So if you don't beat the fuck out of those papers and win, then you don't move forward

That's cool. Why are they learning Armenian? Because my mom's teaching it to them. I have no idea. I don't know, but it's cool. Go ahead. The guy that show Dexter yeah yeah Glenton told me yesterday that um he was bang he was dating Deborah the sister for a while he was banging her during the show I guess yeah I like all the while they were filming the show yeah that makes sense because there's like some weird shit that goes on during that show that you just You just think that they're they're boning. You know what I mean? Like you can just see some sort of chemistry when yeah Dude, I would think equate. I'm attracted to her at the same level. I'm attracted to a 12 year old boy

You're not at all. I fucking hate fucking 12 year old boy. You're not at all. I fucking hate fucking 12 year old boys. Like she sucks. She her body like does like nothing for me. Like if she if I saw her naked, I think I'd go limp like nothing about me says that she's a baby carrier. Nothing. It looks like she has like Bell's palsy too or something like or she had some sort of Something go on with her face that it doesn't move this move right anymore

You know, you know all those transformational videos that um, I love how big her head is But you know those transformational videos didn't cross where it's like this person lost 150 pounds I'd like to see her put on 30 pounds Yeah I'd like to see her put on 30 pounds Yeah 30 like 10 pounds of fat and 20 pounds of muscle. I'd like to just see her just like man. She she is just She's just a pinner She's tiny. Yeah, her butt her butt is just Non-existent. Yeah, she looks so weak

I just watched this episode where there's a guy sitting in a chair in the cross-examination room and she attacks him You ain't attacking nobody bitch You know, you know how like praying mantises have you ever do you ever seen praying mantis for caught one? Yeah, absolutely. You're like, how are you so savage? You are so fragile Like if I hit you with the fly swatter you break like they're so fragile that they're like origami Do you know what I mean? They're like ball, right? They're like they just look like bitches They got to their limbs are too long They look frail like you could go like that to a fucking fly and it won't die you do that to a fucking praying man

Still snapping half. That's when I see her. I just see a praying man. I Just so fragile. Can we check on Gretta's canyons? God I would love to. I have no idea where that is. I'd love to hear that song again. Gretta's canyons. Man that song was great. Good morning slept way in. Sm smoked a CBD dad grass joint last night

and passed out. CBD they have a they have a CBD joints you can smoke? Is that true? I have no idea. I'll let you smoke anything these days. Yeah. Anyway I'm pretty excited about the I'm pretty excited about the tax cuts. Something looks like it's missing. Killing Babies, Rodney Dangerfield, Kamala, Rich Libs Vote for Trump. What is this? I thought I had some comedy this morning. I don't know if I played this already. This is a good one too. I think I

talked about this on Glinton yesterday. This is this is fucking a general this is General Kelly. He accused Donald Trump of saying he wished the his generals were more like Hitler and this guy does a little expose on John Kelly. Check this out so general John Kelly who suddenly tells us that Trump admires Hitler. Trump admires Hitler's generals. Trump says Hitler did good things according to general John Kelly in the Atlantic. Is the general telling the truth or could there be something else motivating these comments? Well, it turns out you just do a little bit of digging General John Kelly sits on the board of the company that operates the biggest

migrant shelter for unaccompanied children operates the biggest migrant shelter for unaccompanied children Hmm shelter for unaccompanied children? Hmm. All I hear is sex trafficking and fucking getting fucking billions of dollars from taxpayers to run it. Well, of course he doesn't fucking want Trump in office. Why?

Why are the Dems all? Why is there always some affiliation to kid shit? Who are coming over the border without parents or guardians. That company is called DC Capital Partners and they own two other companies called Acuity International and the other one's called Valiance Humanitarian. Yes, and you know what they get? Massive contracts, no bid, meaning $341 million no bid contract they don't have companies from the government so now if Trump is about to be elected and you

know he's going to close the border down and that means all those unaccompanied miners and children who don't have their family with them or parents it's possible that General Kelly isn't too excited because his shelters won't be filled up with unaccompanied migrant children Which means those giant contracts could go away You know, you think the Atlantic would just do a tiny bit of digging if your business is built on open borders Maybe you have a slight bias against Trump becoming president slight That's the premise that that's one of the cornerstones of his fucking campaign

Hey All these all these people keep saying stuff, you know, the the it doesn't matter who you vote for Republican or Democrats all the same It's being run by the machine and even even Trump talks about it in the Rogan podcast He's like hey, if you don't run Republican or Democrat, you're not fucking getting in. They have a fucking lock on the fucking, on the funnel. Right? To promote the system.

I'm not buying it, dude. Why not? I mean, I'm buying what he says. I'm not buying that he's the same. I'm not like, so basically what they're saying, the conspiracy theory is or I don't even know if I should call conspiracy theory but the theory is is there's one puppet master and he holds the Republicans and Democrats like this

right oh yeah it's all part of the plan it's all part I'm not buying it that's why the matrix has tried to kill him twice he's not part of the plan he's not part of the plan yeah I have a hard time believing that too. Especially since you just you see how many people have like gone back and forth about how they feel about him. Yeah, he's a yeah, he's not part of the plan. Hey, so I saw a video last night talking about, you know, this whole thing that they keep saying that Trump's going to weaponize the, um, U S military against the citizens.

Yeah. Good luck. Have you heard that? Yeah. Well, so then the guy, I saw a video the other day and the guy's like, Hey, isn't it weird that they keep saying that? that they keep saying that and yet Biden administration just passed a fucking order, a directive that gives the US military the authority, they just passed it last month giving the US military authority to use lethal force against the US population. And I was like, there's no fucking way that that can't be. Well, here it is. DoD directive 524 0.01 DoD intelligence and intelligence related activities.

And I did a wonder how I do it on my computer. Can I just command F this? Oh, yeah. So I so I pull up this document. It's from September 27 2024. And here it is dude everything they say accused Trump of they did it's fucking nuts and here it is levels of authority for the military assistance in responding with assets with potential for lethality on any situation in which it is reasonable foreseeable that providing the request assistance may involve the use of force that is likely to result in lethal force

including death or serious bodily injury it also includes all support to civilian law enforcement officials in situations where confrontation between civilian law enforcement civilian individuals or groups is reasonably anticipated such use of force must be in accordance with Here it is they they fucking gave the authority a month ago of what they're accusing fucking Trump of. That's fucking hilarious. That's why we have the Second Amendment. That's like exactly why we. Why that was written to the amendments, right?

I guess. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is actually. Yeah. So that the government couldn't overstep their bounds and enact their own force against the There's actually the United States. There's actually a nuance in the Second Amendment that I thought was really interesting that I had never seen before About having the weapons per the Second Amendment protect. Let me see if I can actually find the US Constitution Second Amendment. Let me see if I can actually find the Second amendment there's some wording there that was really fucking strong in there that I hadn't hadn't thought of I don't want to read a I don't want to read a interpretation of it I want to read the actual thing where the hell the fuck do you pull up the Second Amendment second

amendment it's funny the first thing you get is AI overview. I don't need a fucking AI overview. I want to see what is the Second Amendment in simple terms. No, I just want to fucking read it myself. Oh, is this a say a well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall shall not be infringed there there was something else is it longer than that I felt like I saw something else it was longer than that amendment to the Constitution was ratified on December 15 1791 to protect the right for Americans to possess weapons for the protection of themselves their rights and their property the original text is written as such. Oh, that's what you said I thought there were something I saw the other day. I was like, wow, that's interesting wording

Hmm the They did this because the Dems will invoke the 14th Amendment on Trump if he wins on January 20th What is the 14th Amendment? The 14th Amendment to the United States Constitution grants citizenship to all people born or naturalized in the United States including formerly enslaved people and also established equal protection under law for all citizens. I don't understand why I don't... And prohibited states from depriving anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of the citizens. Isn't it true? Is Obama like the last president to use the US

military against citizens? Didn't he drone strike one of our citizens? Yeah, one guy. Yeah. He was considered a terrorist because he was like indoctrinating others in the ways of ISIS and then he had moved over to the Middle East or I think Iraq or Afghanistan or something. And he was planning to attack other Americans. There's a podcast I talked about, I think it was Tim Kass that talked about how they're going to say since he's a convicted felon, he's not able to run or something like that. Hey, do you know that Tim Kass show? Yeah, Tim Kass podcast. Yeah, I saw something where that guy had a meltdown on a show the other day. Yeah, I think he's, and I want to say I saw him have it. He's like in some legal trouble or something. I can't remember what

for but the gist of it that I saw the summation what and I guess it's a pretty big podcast. I guess he's made enough money to buy some land and bring all his whole team together and they all they have a headquarters but I guess the gist of it was I work harder than everyone else and people on my team have become complacent. And oh, he ret he routinely has meltdowns. Okay. He's literally running. Oh, what's the guy's name? Let's look

up the story. Like he's running from the law. He should go to Armenia. Oh my God, there's a three and a half hour long review of it. Of what happened to him? Tim Poole's fans aren't happy he threw all his employees under the bus and threatened to quit the show. Yeah, I guess he's pissed because he's saying he's the hardest worker and people aren't pulling their weight. Conservative political commentator Tim Poole has announced that he's restructuring its toll pool said he will be making Reductions to the show schedule so that he can get married

to long-term partner Allison Neubauer oh, I'd like to see her. She's sweet. He says I don't know with whom he's having a child and Prioritizing family Newsweek has reached out to representatives for Poole for comment. What does Tim Poole said on Wednesday referring to him and Neubauer? He also works on the podcast Poole Told His Timecast IRL Listeners. When all the stress has come to a head, we finally make the decision. Maybe we should just take care of ourselves and stop pushing as hard as we can to the point where our heads are going to explode and our eyes pop out of our heads. We're at a point where I don't know, where I don't want to put my family at risk and there's limited things I'm willing to say because of the psychopaths who threaten us every single day. The very serious

threats that we do receive almost every single day. God this podcast must be tiny. I never receive threats. We will do what we can to make the show continue and function. Oh, this isn't anything that I, the synopsis I heard was that he was, oh, I think there's a way we can try and make it work. He added, despite alluding to a certain laziness within his staffing ranks that makes him feel like Sisyphus pushing the rock up the mountain. Oh, in a separate episode. This might be the meltdown. That was an egregious over the line statement where I don't know if you are really trying

to just generate clips that are nonsensical or you're just really that stupid. Oh, oh man. The gloves are here that because a Nazi watched your Joe your show appeals to Nazis is like Look if you want to have a real conversation, we have real conversation If you want to come up and do exactly what the majority though You want to do what the majority report does and exactly why Sam is remember nobody? He just goes off on this chick basically for however long is she is she in the room

Yeah, they're all in the same room together And he just asked pounds her. Yeah I'm looking at this Alison Neubauer. I don't think she's on I saw some I don't think she's on Instagram. I Saw some pictures of some Alison Neubauer's but I saw some pictures of some Allison new powers, but Google pulls Google pulls them up based on their breast size. It's pretty funny Hey, did I see Valerie is Valerie Voboril starting to compete again? I Don't know is she like

50 something years old I 50 something years old. I don't know. Let me see if I can see this dude's chick. I guess here she is. She kind of reminds me from this picture of Russell Berger's wife. Oh yeah, she did compete recently. Allison, Chief Operations officer Tim's girlfriend Do they do their podcast out of a motorhome The Tim cast podcast yeah, look at this picture I'm about to show you

Doesn't that look like it's a motorhome and he's standing in the slide out Yeah kind of does. And just the way those blinds are. And that's the other slide out over there in the back left. You see it? Yeah, that's definitely a fifth wheel. That's genius. Who would have thought?

You think he just pulled that up to that just sits on the property and he got a fifth wheel and that's the podcast studio? Probably. I know I remember I've been following him for a while. When he first started making a bunch of money. He bought a bunch of land and Built a house on it. So it's possible. He's got a fifth wheel Hmm Sounds nice Mobile podcast studio this guy wasn't in my feed forever And now he's in my feed again

Mad attack forever and now he's in my feet again Matt attack you recognize him right yeah he has like this crazy cadence to his voice that's kind of annoying yeah Asian American the Democratic Party lies to you the Republican Party ignores you I think that's the most simplest way to put that. And I get it. On the conservative side, you're like, well, what's good for America is good for everybody. Fair. I kind of agree. But we're in a day and age where every single demographic of people, every single group of people is getting approached and heard. Whether or not it's important or not. They reach out, both sides reach out to the gay community, both sides reach out to the trans community, both sides reach out to the black community,

both sides reach out to the Hispanic community, both sides reach out to the two-way people, to the hunting people, to the... Do Republicans reach out to the trans community? No. Yeah, I don't think they do. Why would they. Yeah, I don't think they do. Why would they? Yeah, I don't think they do. Fishing people, both sides reach out to the artists and the musicians. And every single demographic, every single subcategory, and every single subcategory of the subcategory,

they all get attention. They all get something. They all get shown at least a little bit of love. Not the trans. Except the Asian community. They're the only ones completely left out of this election. Highest earners by far in the United States. Twice they make, I think it's like $100,000 for Asians and like $59,000 for whites who are in second. Because again, this is not something that I overly care about in that this is not my platform. But just by

being an observer of it, understanding how politics works, understanding how media works, understanding how the social dynamic of the country works. Hey, that was Thomas Sowell's entire premise of why Asians have been successful. I shouldn't say entire premise, but one of them is the fact that the blacks made the mistake by trying to get ahead, by getting into politics and getting representation through the government. And Asians never did that. They just put their head down and work. They didn't care.

And so in those those, and that's my also concern Asians never did that. They just put their head down and work. They didn't care. And so in those, those, and that's my also concern about what RFK is going to do. He thinks he's going to fix nutrition and health using the government and you don't get anything that way that you just, you're just part of the fucking machine. And so blacks started getting into politics and getting representation and they thought that that was somehow going to help them. And they didn't just all the same thing. the There's like one in California. We had him on To see that the people yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the professor from Irvine. Yeah, the one who stood up at the The little council meeting and he believed in universal income

That yeah, there was that that at least if I had to categorize myself, which I don't often But if I had to categorize myself, like the easiest way to categorize myself is like I'm Asian, I'm Asian American, because like obvious, like I got really small eyes, I mean I may have the smallest eyes out there. Damn dude. Yeah those are small. I can't even see the whites of his eyes. How does he even see out of those? I don't know I can't. Right? There's no hiding it. Everyone knows it. It's not like, oh he kind of looks Asian. No, like pretty damn Asian. And a lot of people within the Asian community, especially the Asian conservative community look up to me because at least they see me talking on a larger platform.

So I have a certain amount of social responsibility to those people. And it sucks because they ignore you. It sucks because they lie to you. It sucks that your voice actually doesn't matter and they've made it crystal clear that your voice doesn't matter. What the fuck is this guy talking about? This guy has 636,000 followers. Everyone in the fucking conservative space knows who he is.

Hey, it's just like one fucking, do you remember the debate when he was debating, Trump was debating Kamala and they said something, she said something about how divisive the Republican party has been by separating everything by race. And Trump's like, actually, I don't care. I don't care. I don't, I don't, I don't care who's like, actually, I don't care. He's like, I don't care. I don't, I don't, I don't care who's like anything. I'm not, I don't care. Yeah.

I feel a little bit of responsibility to black people being that I'm, I'm part of the tribe, but I don't, I don't fucking like bet the bank on it. I'm, it's not like, it's not, it's not cornerstone. I'm just black just happened to be black That's it To life crew was my I Can't even believe I just played that I wonder what I was I don't even remember choosing that clip What the fuck was I thinking when I played that when I picked that? I don't know. There's a lot of nothing. Yeah It's like what the fuck?

I'm going to start reading. To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. I never thought of that. Yeah. Take that, bitch. Yeah. Violates the here. Do you have a washing machine in your room? No. At the camp I do, but not in the RV. Did the AC just turn on in there? It's not bad.

Oh yeah. It's not bad at all. It's kind of nice. How about that? Yeah, that's better, but it wasn't bad. Okay. Yeah. I just turned on my AC. Seve, how's better, but it wasn't bad. Okay. Yeah, I just turned on my AC.

Seve, how's the van doing? Still bleeding you dry with maintenance? What did I do? I spent five, six or $7,000 to have the timing belt and the timing belt casing changed or something because it was leaking and then I had to get a new set of tires that was 1500 bucks for because they're any flats and you can drive them even if you get a hole in them and they go flat and then because there's nowhere for a spare in my sienna is that what i have a sienna toyota sienna yeah and then

i'd spend another 1500 bucks for something like just it was just stupid shit you can't hear you can't hear we can't oh you can't hear it oh yeah Caleb's thing anyway I what I just like Tim Waltz more than I just like Kamala. Really? Yeah. Hey, I think I'm starting to think Trump's really going to get elected. Think so? Yeah, I do think so.

Why do you say that? I'm just seeing like like yesterday, Haley was sent me a picture of a car in Santa Cruz with a huge Trump sticker on the back like you would have never the shit I'm just seeing like yesterday, Haley sent me a picture of a car in Santa Cruz with a huge Trump sticker on the back. Like you would have never, the shit I'm seeing, I just can't even believe it. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty surprising. Yeah, it's nuts.

Whenever I drive to and from school, there is a group of people, there's like one corner and it's like a really busy corner a bunch of people drive by it every day like commuting to and from work and That corner is occupied kind of like by two Groups of people one at some points some days. It's Kamala walls people. Yeah, and other days it's Trump Whatever the other guy's name is, people. And every time I've driven by, it is complete silence for the Kamala people. Like people driving by, they don't honk their horns, there's no yelling,

there's no like hooting and hollering, nothing. Every time that the Trump people are out there, every second car is honking. Everybody's yelling out their windows. Everybody's like pumping their fists. And like, it's pretty noticeable, the different, like the amount of people that are supporting Trump. I mean-

You're in Florida, right? Right, which I mean I Think that's that's kind of gonna be the case like you're always gonna have Republicans in Florida, but It's still pretty wild. Is this a real girl Elver? Gal Galarga Galarga playing it dude That's a dude. Yeah Look at the little fucking dick pouch on the old... Okay, hold on. Before I ask you to answer that question, I need to see your Instagram.

Instagram. Elver, my gay listener. That's cool. Gay listener. There's no way that's their real name. You think that that's just something I haven't read right and so I haven't figured out the joke in it yet Elver Uh-oh, I found him. No. Yeah. He's a dwarf DJ What? He's a dwarf. He's a dwarf No way Is this guy a jockey? What is this guy wait till you see this guy I got a tattoo artist oh I got this guy horse jockey is he dressed up as a Teletubby? Is that what that is? No, there's like another pose that Adam

Oh, he doesn't even speak English. Oh wow. I didn't know other countries had those You thought like we had the market cornered on doors. Yeah, I thought we just had all the dwarfs Oh my god, dude. Someone sent me some fucking like high-end beaver some Instagram account for some high-end dwarf beaver Crazy I and I didn't I didn't copy the link cuz I just I don't know why I just It was even too much for me. But man, she's a fucking crazy sweet piece ass It was crazy. Um, what was the question? Is there an Epstein figure? So there is a person who tore through the all three administrations, the Greg years, the Rosie years, and the Don Fall years. There was a figure. It's crazy because it just came up the other day in conversation

I just got more Intel on it there is a figure there is a person who had such a powerful vagina That they wreaked havoc on all three Administrations, I'll tell you that it was it's wild and I remember thinking I remember thinking When they fired me for being part of the toxic And she was a friend of mine I fucking loved her I thought she was badass but but it was fucking nuts And she was a friend of mine I fucking loved her I thought she was badass but but it was fucking nuts Yeah, she there was someone who wield a ton of power and influence with her vagina and she was untouchable and Yeah, and she was so but it was funny cuz so they fired me and I just remember thinking oh god Well, at least I we left a fucking you know, what a booby trap in there. No pun

No, I mean it was just crazy Yeah pedestal pussy, I mean this thing was this thing was This thing was This thing was... The only time I ever saw any crazy shit at CrossFit is that... I mean, there was just a lot of beautiful men and women, because it's obviously fucking people who work out and eat right, and there was some high-powered pussy that would roll through there that could just fucking wreak havoc.

And, you know, like, just imagine just a super fucking hot chick that only fucked married dudes and fucking blasted through the fucking in but but the terror that it that the terror that it fucking the terror I shouldn't even say it like that because I don't I don't even pass judgment on it, but the the damage no the I was gonna say the damage it inflicted the damage it inflicted on Rosa and Falls regimes was way more severe than the damage it infected on inflicted on Glassman's regime I mean it's fucking I don't even know if it'll ever come out but it was awesome I don't even have to tell I don't't have to, I don't, I'm not interested in telling you

the name. I wish I could just tell you the stories of what it did. I wish I could just tell you like, so and so in this position, fuck this chick and she fucking ruled the roost after that. Like you fuck some chick at work and like you can just like, like just like imagine like your job is the United States and And she fucked a guy who was in charge of Nebraska. So now she owns Nebraska and then she fucked florida and now she owns florida I mean, it's like that. Do you know what I mean? You feel me on that? Yeah, it's like the dexter with the

Lundy and what's her face? Yeah, she fucked londy. Yeah, you just you just um the It's not it it's um You I don't know how it works, but I don't know how it works. I should try to come up with a metaphor But hey dude Here's the thing gay dudes would fuck this chick like it like it was it was it was If they could this thing wield all the power of any singular pussy could wield and it fucking wreaked havoc. So I was kind of all Yeah, exactly. Yes. And I was so ecstatic. Like

I really enjoyed the fact knowing that because like I wished all misery on all I wished all the success for her wrath and her in the pussy commandments and the in the power that her pussy wield on those regimes because they fired me for being toxic and like I didn't I don't even do front hugs with girls like you know at work you're a side hug guy yeah I don't even I'm not even like I don't do any listen I'm borderline I'm sexist in the in the sense that like, I treat women just differently than men in the sense that like, I'm not, I'm not even making like too much. I'm not making like, too much eye contact with you. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just treating you like, I'm doing everything I can to try not to make you feel uncomfortable at the workplace. You know what I mean? Like, I don't go into your office. I don't go into your office. I like stand at the door when

I talk to you. If you're a girl. I don't go. I just don't. I'm not interested in, you know what I mean? Yeah. One being to rule them all. Yeah, so that was the closest thing. That was the closest thing. Nobody at HQ is that attractive, right? You have no idea. Right. Right, dude. Hey, by no means am I, by no means am I suggesting that I'm even remotely attractive But if I go into a Starbucks in any Starbucks anywhere in the world outside of Miami I'm the most attractive person there and I was the least attractive person in Starbucks. I Mean there were there were ugly bitches at CrossFit who were fucking hot So most other bitches just need to lose 30 pounds and then they're hot again.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was crazy. So that was the only thing there was just there was in and there was other high powered pussy that would roll through there and try to run the terror camps but but they didn't but this one this one this one stayed for all the entire it yeah just untouchable on the pussy shield so that's that's that level I avoided her at all costs. I would tell my wife, dude, that thing is some super beef. It's crazy. I see you, Christine. I see you, Miss Young. It's really a fascinating You're really cool. Yeah, this chick was so fucking cool This chick No Is that the Tahoe throwdown where Dave Lipson and Camille first hooked up back in the day? Is that the I don't know what you're talking about. I

Mean they did hook up. I mean I didn't see them hook up but The rumor was that he was fucking her in the kitchen that caused all sorts of problems that rumor that rumor a Business insider or GQ Australia. I can't remember which one was going around calling people saying There's footage being passed around at HQ of you two fucking. I think they even called Dave and Camille and asked them that. And then they also, they would call people and be like, have you heard anything about that?

And so that rumor started. Imagine being a reporter, you're not, and that's the, so you call, so it's like this, Caleb, a reporter calls you and is like, hey, I hear there's footage of Sevan and Susa fucking in the bathroom at Livermore. Sevan was balls deep in Susa. There is? Where? Yeah, exactly. And then you're like, fuck, I don't know anything about it. They're like, okay, thank you. Do you have anyone else I could call and ask? And then you fucking tell 20 people. And then that shit spreads. But the only- Sus the only Susan 7 were fucking in the Livermore bathroom Yeah, but the only the only room it was just that like supposedly

I think I think maybe Pat Barber saw it or or Who's the really cool guy used to come on the show? He's like a level 4 he still works at CrossFit He's like a level four, he still works at CrossFit. He's Austin Malaioulis. James Hobart. Maybe Hobart saw it. I can't remember, but it was in the, it was in the again, faster house. And I never even went over to that house.

I was at the rogue house and there was just a story of Dave just like carrying Camille in the, in the kitchen, just railing her. I don't even know if it's true. In my mind, I mean, when I close my know if it's true. In my mind. I mean, when I close my eyes, it's true. I can see it. And I was happy for Dave and Camille. I'm happy that she got like, you know what I mean? They're happily married. They have a kid. They're like, yeah, good for them. Yeah, you got the railing on. But anyway, that's how that's how rumors start and shit. I don't that that I don't think that the chick I'm

talking about this the magic pussy chick, I don't think she was... I don't even know if she worked for the company at that point. There was other magic pussy there though. There's two I can think of in general that just fucking wreaked havoc. So, I don't think Dave stayed in either of those houses. I don't think Dave, I don't think, I don't remember if he did, he probably stayed in the rogue house. God, that was a great trip. Well I got there early and I actually did a workout.

Me and Haley did a workout with Camille. It was just me and Camille and Me and Camille and um Haley we were just there for a day by ourselves and we worked out together. It was cool. I enjoyed it. It was fun I don't know if again faster still around I don't think so I think I tried to, oh, maybe. All right, back to Kamala. But yeah, there was no,

it was more of a Heidi Fleiss character than an Epstein or Diddy. Oh, they are still around never mind, I wonder I wonder if there's any guys who have that power What power You know like you're so Yeah, you're so fucking hot that you just fucking roll into Annette Rivas's office and fucking lay the pipe in her. She can't say no. And next thing you know, you're fucking ruling the company.

You're untouchable. You can't get fired. I mean, if you fucked Annette Rivas, let's say, if you fucked the head of HR, hypothetically speaking, you couldn't be fired. Man, you're sold for that shit. Yeah, you couldn't like how would you get fired? That's a good point. You just couldn't. And if you did, your severance would be amazing.

Yeah. I don't know if there's any dudes who, um... I don't know if there's any dudes... I would love to hear a story of a dude who did that. Oh Hi Julia, hi nice to see you Like hey, could it be like that in the military Like you fuck a general and you're just fucking salt. You're just you're fucking in like Flynn Yeah, yeah, I think there's pretty regularly there's some sort of scandal that pops up or a high ranking individual has some sort of relationship with a lower ranking female. And they just like kind of run the roost for however long they're in that position.

And they just, yeah, they just get whatever they want. Okay. So like how like, bear with me here. So you're this chick and just in any power dynamic and you just, and you see that there's a guy at the top and you fuck them. Yeah. Yeah. And leverage that relationship to make your life better. Happens pretty often, yeah.

And I guess the reason why you can't blame the person, a girl or a guy who does that who's lower in the ranks but I guess the reason why you can't do that, I guess the reason why it has to be illegal is you just can't compromise the guy at the top because his job is to make sure that everything functions well so it's like that's why the president can't be a fucking pedo and someone know about it because then they can leverage the whole fucking US government right all that power like if you don't do this XYZ I'm gonna fucking let everyone know you fucking banged it, you know 12 year old I got it. All right, but really the only thing We froze

you froze I Would you I would do crazy shit though I think if I if I was a girl and I knew what I knew about guys I would do some crazy shit mischievous shit with my pussy. I think. And you wouldn't even really have to. You know how easy it is just for chicks to like bat their eyes and get what they want? Yeah, totally. Exactly. It's like it's there's levels to it. But just imagine just being hot, a hot chick and walk into, you know, some senior executives or general's office and just jerking them off, especially if you find them attractive.

I mean, there's kind of a high and exhilaration to it. I'm sure there is. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha, bitch. Yeah. All right. Where were we?

Camel. Camel. Here we go. Camel. Camel. Anything like what happened at the debate night? All right. Where were we? Kamala. Kamala. Here we go. Kamala. Kamala. Anything like what happened at the debate night

behind closed doors with him? It was a bad debate. People have bad debates. He is absolutely... But that's the reason why you're here, and he's not running for the top of the ticket. Well, you'd have to ask him if that's the only reason why. What do you think? I am running for president of the United States.

Joe Biden is not. And my presidency will be about bringing a new generation of leadership to America that is focused on the work that we need to do to invest in the ambitions and aspirations of the American people. It's a question, that's why I ask. Can the American people trust you in these moments,

even when it's maybe uncomfortable for Americans to have, to level with Americans in that way? So that's why I ask. And it sounds like what you're saying is you feel like you never saw anything like that from President Biden. I have worked with Joe Biden, whether it, hours and hours and hours over these four years whether it be in the situation room or the Oval Office. I speak with not only sincerity but with a real first-hand

account of watching him do this work. I have no reluctance in saying that. No, of course I don't. Kamala Insane what? She was trapped because if she says she noticed Biden's decline, she's guilty of a coverup. But if she says she didn't notice, everyone knows she's just a liar. So she's a liar either way. What a mess, dude. Just imagine being someone who just can't say the truth I feel like they kind of fucked her didn't they? They just put her in a position where she's like

Like hey, we're gonna put you on the ticket, but you're gonna have to answer all these questions about what happened to Joe Let me ask you this let's say she doesn't get elected Let's say she doesn't get elected. Let's say. Does she come clean? No way. You don't think just so she can take a giant cathartic shit she doesn't just come clean? No, she just slinks away to her vacation home and lives there for the rest of her life. I don't think she does anything.

Oh my god, I would come so fucking clean. I would come so fucking clean. Really? Yeah, like in two years I'd be like, Hey guys, I gotta tell you something. Remember that FitAid sponsorship I had and I showed you I was always drinking FitAid? I actually dumped it out before the show and filled it with water. Dude, I would need to say that

Really? Yeah, I couldn't Yeah, I couldn't do it I couldn't do I was fucking I would I would personally explode Hmm Dude, I had this girlfriend one time that I Had this girlfriend one time. I can't remember was it emails or text messages, but she found out I was seeing another girl And I was so fucking relieved, dude She's like what do you have to say for yourself I'm like, thank you she's like what Like I mean, I'm sorry you're hurt But now the burden's on you now you're dating a guy bangs a bang some other chick and you got to figure out whether you still like me or not but I'm

fucking free as a kite you know what I mean just holy fuck thank you what took you so long to read my fucking text messages Jesus Christ bitch yeah yeah if she does it's gonna be like Yeah, I think like you said a couple years from now, maybe she'll write a book about it yeah like hey Fucking retard I have to tell you I was in the fucking oval office and he shit his pants once and Jill was a fucking bitch Man, you don't even fucking know and oh my god And I can't even fuck in the pressure on me was crazy and nancy pelosi called me every week And told me just to hang in there and there were hundreds of million dollars on the line And I really thought that fucking trump was the devil so I had to do this because Honestly, I was so fucking stupid and I thought that I could really save the world like I would just get it off my chest

fucking write a book like Dude, if she if she if she could probably get a 20 million dollar deal for a book Oh, yeah Well, didn't she did she write a book? Did you did you see um the um, Did you i'm trying to think what? um Obama got like a 65 million dollar book deal. Did you see that? And and the president before him I think hillary or bill or whoever was before him

Their book deal was only $11 million. And then this video I saw or this article I saw basically said that the company that gave him the book deal, oh, this is what it was. He gave, when he was in office, he gave some company like a $365 million deal with schools through the Department of Education. He funneled this company $365 million and then when he got out of office they gave him $65 million back for a book deal. Crazy, right? Yeah.

There's gotta be, that shit's gotta to be happening all the fucking time for sure. I mean look at all like it you have that and then you've got like Nancy Pelosi stock trades like all of the people in Congress and the Senate who are just raking in the millions of dollars on the stock market because they have insider information on to what deals are going to be made where and when Be fair to her somehow she's gotten to where she is okay, and she didn't sleep her way there not with that face I don't know. I think she's I think she was pretty hot when she's younger. She's sexy. I like my girls Don't think so. She's done She don't think so. She's done

Barack and Michelle Obama got a 65 million dollar book deal. The next highest book deal was Clinton at 15 mil Yeah, something's right. Something's not right, right George W 10 million Reagan had a seven Jimmy Carter had seven Nixon two and a half Lyndon B Johnson 1.6 Gerald Ford a million You list us as grant got a four and fifty thousand dollar book deal Wow That's wild Anyway Obama got a huge payout from Netflix as well. I think they donate fat to the

Demon crats the pedocrats. I thought they didn't pay anybody anything when they bought their their stuff. Well, I thought when you go to Netflix, that's where your where your shit goes to die. In this fast paced world, staying sharp and focused is a non-negotiable. That's why more professionals are turning to Mudwater, coffee alternative that fuels your day without the crash. Made with a blend of organic, functional mushrooms, Mudwater is designed to optimize your mental

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tried to deliver it twice now he's like where the fuck's my computer Oh because he needs to sign for it or whatever I guess yeah, what's up, and I ordered my new iPhone Dude I ordered an iPhone for someone in Florida Yeah, a friend of mine and it it took like six months to get there it got fucking lost and Apple was so unhelpful It was fucking crazy. It was it was a a nightmare it was a month six months Did I erase my camera oh yeah oh no Yeah it must be horrible not being able to say whatever she wants to say Yeah, especially when you have to go in front of the public all the time and talk about it. Crazy

anytime anytime she goes public she has to basically lie. Not basically she definitely is lying. Yeah good point. I really want to meet this guy. If played this already, I'm sorry, but I'm playing it again, then I'll erase it off my notes Bill Ackerman a lifelong Democrat who's left the Democratic Party now openly and fully supports Trump makes a strong point for another Trump presidency It's it's so fucking crazy I'm dying to know what like all of his all the libtard family that's in his ecosystem that lives off of him that lives on the dole. I'm so curious how they're processing this.

But about the economics of the next candidate. Trump is the only candidate that's talked about accelerating the growth of the country. And the only way we're going to dig ourselves out of $36 trillion worth of liabilities is through growth, right? There's sort of two answers when you're over leveraged. One answer is you can negotiate with your lenders. The other is you can increase the value of your assets. And how do you do that?

You increase your profitability. How do you increase your profitability? Makes sense, right? So I owe you 50 bucks and I make $100 a year, but now I make two hundred dollars a year and i still only fifty bucks my death in cut in half. And he's saying that if you look at these two plans you can't just look at the fact that they both are going to create debt and isolation kamala's plan offers no growth hey dude it's the exact same thing of the difference between. I'm a bailey thorton. dude it's the exact same thing of the difference between Bailey Thornton who the fuck owns CrossFit? Ernest Hemingway, Bailey Thornton, Carol Meyer, Don Fall. No, who what's the company? Berkshire Hathaway. It's the same thing

difference between Berkshire Hathaway and Greg. Berkshire Hathaway has a pie and they want to take bigger and bigger pieces of it. That's what the government is doing. Greg's model was the lease rents model and grow the pie. But it's counterintuitive because as you grow the pie, your piece grows smaller. But technically you're still making more money. What you're making more money. Yeah. And, um, and it's so, it's so fucking, it's so fucking crazy that people don't see this. This is the $10 billion man.

Juice expenses. He's the only candidate. Actually, let's talk about team for a moment, because it's not really Trump versus Harris. It's the Trump team versus the Harris team. Right? So what have we seen? So Trump's picked JD Vance as his vice president. Kamala has picked Walz.

Walz is a self-described knucklehead. Right? I can't imagine a world in which this guy is president of the United States. And you have to look at the vice president as a potential president of the United States. So that's, if I line them up, you know, you've got a guy who grew up in a very, very challenged environment, addiction family, rural America makes his way to Yale armed forces. Now he's, you know, venture capitalist center, extremely articulate, obviously highly intelligent. So you compare and contrast. You have Elon Musk, who's probably one of the most consequential, certainly consequential

business leaders in the world. It's proven he can take on 12 things at the same time and change the world, okay? As you know, who's going to take, who really has put himself out here in this election. And first, the only one talking about government efficiency, and Trump's all in, by the way, RFK. RFK is a highly intelligent, capable person, and he's focused on a couple of issues that mean a lot to me.

Number one, the food industrial complex, what's happened to the health of Americans over the last couple of decades. He's gonna focus on that. I think that is a critically important issue. I think examining examining the 73 shot regime that we give our kids and And it's working though Oh shit rogan did a rogan did a follow-up with these two dudes last night talking about his interview with trump And do you know what he fucking said you're not even gonna fucking believe this he said that he he fucking knows

That that one You know that strike we got because I talked about that one vaccine that how it's being spread these days that disease is being spread You know I'm talking about I'm gonna tell you the you know one with the P? I really like water polo, it's a great sport. Yeah, that one. So he talks about on the podcast he did yesterday that he knows that that water polo shit is bullshit, but he didn't wanna course correct Trump on it.

It's like, dude, I would dare you to fucking talk about that on your fucking podcast. How the, you know, he talked about with Trump, what we got our strike for two weeks ago. He said the leading spread of that of water polo is the fact that people keep taking a lot of playing water. Yeah, dude, it's fucking crazy. Let me see if I can find this clip. You won't even fucking believe what he says to these guys I didn't know he knew

That's pretty wild. Yeah. Um, let me see Joe Rogan I just imagine these people know a lot about that, but they just don't say anything publicly. Oh Here it is, which is kind of crazy. Yeah Here it is. Let me see if I can show you I can't even fucking believe he says this shit Go Joe. I mean, I think I've just turned into a Joe Rogan fan You know, it really made me a fan. I think I was in denial that I'm a bro. I Should join a fraternity Interests man. Yeah, we're. I got other interests, man.

Give me the loot. Not pressure. No, I didn't. But I also wanted to be rigid. There was a moment when he brought up the polio vaccine. I was like, oh, I don't know if I should play the rest of it But you get the gist right He fucking knows too. Of course he does and he knows that he's gonna get fucked if they talk about it

He Listen listen listen what else he says so he's I don't want to correct him I don't want to show like when the How the fuck can he say this on YouTube because he's Joe Rogan I Don't know you're definitely not a bro, bro not a bro bro how about that how about when he shoots that arrow into that elk with Gavin Newsom's head on it damn he fucking knows dude yeah not Berkshire Hathaway Berkshire just to the other Berkshire berk berk berk darker darker I think my caffeine finally kicked in Jesus christ

Holy shit the house of cards is fucking coming apart. Um, if you i'm gonna type in um, uh, uh biden team Meme have you seen this? Biden team meme images. Have you seen? You got to see the, God, where is it? Biden team meme Rachel. Maybe if I type in Rachel. Oh, and you got to see this meme that shows his team. It's like him and fucking Rachel Levine, the tranny, you know, that's like head of fucking health care in the United States or whatever the fuck she is. Admiral. Hey, could you get in trouble at work if you said if you personally because you're in the US military said something bad about an admiral? Could I what? Sorry? Could you get in trouble for that? Like if you were like hey, I don't really like Rachel out Admiral Adam or what Rachel Levine Yeah, I probably I could probably get in trouble for that

What it what is she? Let me see. But basically, it's a picture of her whole Assistant Secretary for Health of the United States of America. Look at this fucking thing. Sorry. This fucking thing. Fucking kidding me, dude? Shouldn't that be enough to show my mom and dad and be like, what the fuck are you doing voting Democrat? Are you out of your fucking gourd?

That's our Assistant Secretary for Health of the United States of America? But the meme shows his team and then it shows Kamala and how about like the the nuclear let me type in nuclear energy gay No trans trans Biden Let's see if it pops up nuclear energy trans by Sam. Look it pops up. There is Sam Britten Wow, you know, look at I didn't even know the guys him it's a picture of all these fucking people that are on his team

Do you remember this fucking guy? Yeah, Taylor self This fucking guy Didn't get I think got fired didn't he yeah first he's a nuclear engineer They he serves as deputy assistant secretary of spent fuel and waste in the office of nuclear energy That's so fucking bad. This motherfucker was stealing luggage and they caught him wearing the ladies clothes that was custom made It was like member was like some Indian lady. Yeah clothes like outfits Luggage theft on July 22nd incident resulted in a second arrest

Issued on December 8th 2022 for the Grand Larseny after investigators matched Britain to security camera footage of the theft that Harry Reid International Airport the case has been closed for lack of identifiable suspect until news broke about Britain's Minneapolis arrest Oh, so they buried the first one. Yeah. 23. Britain pleaded no contest to stealing the Las Vegas luggage was sentenced to pay $3,000. That's all he had to pay for stealing someone's luggage from an airport. Hey, dude, that's one of those crimes that's like, that's a bad crime.

Do you know what I mean? Like airport luggage is like one of the few places where the honor system still just works. You know what I mean? Yep. Shopping cart throughout the wall, it's all luggage carousels and airports now. Yeah, it's like, hey dude, like I think that's like one of the most despicable things you could do

steal someone's luggage at an airport. Yeah, for sure. In February. Oh, here it is. Here it is. In February 2023. The Tanzanian a black lady. And Nubian Queen fashion designer, a sock has come she was recognized she had recognized her custom design clothing lost in March of 2018 airline luggage disappeared Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in DC being worn by Britain in photos. She filed a police report in Houston after seeing the photos and on May 17th, 2023, Britain's home was searched and Britain was arrested for Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority.

The expected charge was grand larceny. Yikes, dude. He wrote an apology letter to Comzine considered quite personal sensitive and sincere and heartfelt Brinton likes dick and vagina and uses singular pronouns I don't even know what the fuck that means He was a singer in the gay men's chorus in Washington DC oh Brinton resigned Reside in Washington was was a singer and was engaged to Kevin. Let's see. I want to see his

I want to check out this dude's His husband Hey, dude, you're not fucking bi if you're married to a dude, right? Yeah, I'm not sure how that works, but I think but I would agree. Soccer players look kind of gay, you know that? Like just as a sport in general. Like when they're playing or outside the field? Just outside the field just outside the field

Yeah, I agree the guy that was behind Elliot o'puria. Yeah, Sergio Ramos. He's he looks pretty gay. Yeah Totally and then all the tattoo, you know, someone told me that tattoos are just a or like the the typical. I'm going to see if I can find a picture of this dude's husband. Oh, yeah, this is let me show you this first. This is these are the people that fucking Biden. Oh, it's called the gender desk tracking these.

Oh, my God, dude. What the fuck is going on? How did we how are we going to explain this to our kids? You don't just. You just don't. That's such a bizarre photo. that's such a bizarre photo yeah, I heard that someone was telling me that like when you're covered in tattoos, that's like that's what you're hiding

your love of cock that's what someone told me I'm halfway there. All F1 drivers look gay too. That's interesting, I could see that. I mean, they're just, they're kind of like horse jockeys. Just over- Too well-

Too well-kept, like they do their eyebrows and stuff. Yeah, they're very clean, like very prim and proper looking people so There's a guy who is like Gonna be like the biggest fucking star in the fucking UFC. His name is Francis Ninganu And he was a super heavyweight and he was fucking destroying people Nanganu I don't know if you guys remember this and he had an amazing story, dude He had the most fucking amazing story. I loved fucking Nanganu

He was he's so fucking awesome and he's huge and I want to say he's Nigerian or He's from Cameroon. I can't remember Cameron is he yep and and he had a He had a crazy crazy story of coming to the United States I don't remember exactly what it was, but but basically three times He escaped Cameroon and made it to the United States or made it to Europe. He was then deported So like he escaped he did this crazy journey through camera I'm making this up Cameroon and then Syria and then fucking ended up in Italy deported back to Cameroon

Did it again did it again and then finally fucking made it. Italy deported back to Cameroon did it again did it again And then finally fucking made it. I want to say to the UK And he started training to fight and he was a fucking holy fucking terror dude I mean just just oh, yeah, here's his highlight reel. Oh I mean just just oh, yeah, here's his highlight reel. Oh I'm never now remember when he did that to Alistair over him. He sent him into a fucking and into another planet Fuck that dude. Yeah crazy, right? And and There was a guy at the time who's still in the UFC named John Jones

And he's a fucking giant man and both his brothers played in the NFL and he's undefeated No one's ever fucking beat him. He's the greatest fighter who ever lived mm-hmm, and so then this guy fucking in gone who shows up to the fucking UFC and Just slaughtering dudes. Oh Shit I didn't see this fight this that must be one of his more recent fights Yeah, cuz he was the BFL. And everyone knew that they were on a fucking collision course. Like it was coming. Oh my god. Is he... Is that really how Will Tennyson moves?

He's not a fighter. He's a fucking weightlifter. Yeah, dude, but What's he doing with his head? Is that like to build for what the fuck I can't I can't see that Um Anyway, he's just then gone is thisulate, beautiful, like perfect human specimen of a fucking man. And he's kind and he's sweet and he's just a killer and he's just destroying people. And he's supposed to fight and then he had crazy synergy with Israel Adesanya and Kamara Usman the two

best the best hundred seventy one pounder and the best hundred eighty five pounder of all time also yep so crazy synergy building everyone's expecting the fight and Ninganu can't get the fucking he can't get the money that oh Jake Paul put this fight together and Jake Paul can't get the or Jake Paul and and then gone who can't get the money he wants to fight John Jones so he tells Dana why fuck you I'm out So he tells Dana white fuck you I'm out So we're never gonna see the fight between the fucking two

This scary not the two greatest but the scariest heavyweight in the world and in Ghana Whoever lives like there was there were these they showed him hitting one of those punching machines Any in the score went all the way like you can't can't couldn't measure his punch and they had this thing They said that they measured his punch once and he hits as hard as like getting hit by a Ford Focus or something going 30 miles an hour some shit. They had some crazy like Hype around it, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he was a scary dude so he fucking leaves the UFC and He's just gone into obscura. He's over at the fucking PFL.

No one's watching his fights. He's not selling fucking pay per views. He's gone. Yeah, but yeah, just gone. And that's a huge sport with a huge figure. Now what the fuck do the CrossFit Games athletes think that kind of leverage they have? Zero motherfuckers, zero! Zero! No one is bigger than the fucking machine, you fucking ass clowns. Did you know that's where I was going with it?

No, I didn't actually. Yeah. That was good. I liked that. Zero! He went over to the fucking P.F.F. Did you know that's where I was going with it? No I didn't actually. Yeah. That was good. I like that. Zero. He went over to the fucking PFL and they're fucking hemorrhaging cash and it's fucking a nightmare and they got they got they it looks like this so they have Jake Paul involved

in the PFL, Conor McGregor and Ningenu now. And it's still like no one gives a fuck. I don't give a fuck i would rather watch fucking dan ega fight some fucking black dude from england that i never heard of i uh he told um rogan he's getting paid a lot more at the pfl than the ufc yeah i think that that um it's interesting uh dana disputes that but even but even if he is, maybe it worked out for him, but it's not working out for everyone else. Like it didn't, it didn't. People aren't like running over to the PFL. Like nothing's like I don't even think anyone watched.

I don't even think I watch every single fight and I fucking have lost track of him And I like if I knew he was fighting in the PFL, I would have watched that but I didn't He's also almost 40 He is He's 38. He's like 10 years past his prime Eventually, he's just gonna start like boxing or something. Yeah, he is boxing. He but he fought Tyson Fury Yeah, that's all he's gonna do. He won't do MMA. I wonder how much I wonder how much I wonder how much he's worth. Francis, I know that these things don't mean anything. Francis Nganu worth net worth how much is his net worth? Oh, it says 15 million. He must be worth more than that. According to Forbes sources, Ninganu said to make more than a whopping 10 million.

I wonder what that's for. Jeremy, my point is that you're 20 years past your prime Yeah Rafael dos años got in the fucking ring and he fucking hurt his knee in the first fucking 30 seconds. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's like dude. Obviously. What do you think you're doing in there? Robbie, he's he's 40 something The machine the machine is going to um The machine is going to support the machine the machine the the the media around CrossFit is gonna support whatever is happening at the fucking games

That that's where the real numbers are I Saw Dana do a whole thing that slap fighting is bigger than the PFL It makes Fucking millions of times more views they have Vance and dude the categorical parole program. They call it the CHNV program under the Biden-Harris administration. Individuals are flown in from Venezuela, Haiti, Cuba, and Nicaragua up to 30,000 every single month. And to date, you've had over probably over 700,000 Venezuelans flown into the country under this parole activity in the last year and a half. That math isn't math-ing. parole activity in the last year and a half. That math isn't mathy.

I can't even do math. You have to explain it. Okay, so 30,000 times 12 is 360,000. And then he said a year and a half. So half of that be another hundred and 80,000. That would be 520,000. Okay. But he said there's 700,000 that have been flown in.

Are they vetted? Well, the department will tell you they're vetted. But what we know from an inspector general report from DHS is that there's an immense amount of fraud, right? You have the same emails this how would you vet how would you vet let's just say the numbers right how would you vet 700 000 people or the countries from how do you vet someone from haiti are you fucking kidding me venezuela uh haiti venezuela and cuba and nicaragua how the fuck are you vetting those people

and Cuba and Nicaragua how the fuck are you vetting those people you're not how the fuck what do you they come in through the border and then at the at the front desk you just say are you are you a criminal have you killed anybody they say no and then they just walk through let's say it takes eight hours to vet someone of man time Right, google them read articles on them. Whatever vet call cuba. Haiti talk to the whoever's there. Let's just say Yeah, check their facebook. Okay. So eight Uh, i'm gonna need to calculate. Oh, maybe i'll just do the math on paper old school. So eight hundred thousand eight eight

times uh seven hundred thousand that's a zero a zero a zero uh zero a zero and then uh 56 so that's um uh five million six hundred thousand hours okay okay and then um uh Let's divide that by Oh, so that's an eight-hour day, oh that's good. I like that so that's an eight-hour day So you would need seven hundred thousand employees to vet all of those people in a day 700,000 vettors. So, hold on, let me figure this out. So, that would be for a... Oh, shit, I'm confused now. Okay, so 5,600,000. So, you would need... If you had a hundred people vetting, how does that work? How do I do the math on that?

You would need, if you had a hundred people vetting, you would need, if you had a hundred people vetting, you would need 7,000 days. Is that right? If you had a thousand people vetting, you would need 700 days to vet all those people. If you had a thousand people vetting, you would still need two years. That's absurd Yeah, that's fucking crazy. And those are just from those four countries It's not even considering the people from the Middle East and the people from China

people from Russia Ukraine All those fucking ding-dongs you just want to show up if you had 10, thousand people vetting you could do it in 70 days Oh, what is this? Can you hear this? Yeah. Stand up. Stand up. All the way. All the way.

Oh, shit. This is the exact same shit I used to do with my dad. Oh Shit this is the exact same shit I used to do with my kids. Yes Oh my god Who sent me this this is exactly what I used to do with my kids someone sent me a text I'm trying to see who oh I don't even know who this is. Oh. Oh, I think it's an affiliate owner from the East Coast. Sent me a video and he says,

I do this every chance I get with my grandson. And he built an obstacle course for his grandson. And his grandson's like two. His grandson's got a Jufro. And he has his grandson going through the obstacle course and at the end jump into his arms. I used to do that shit like crazy. I can't show the screen.

It's just a random text someone sent me. And if something was off, it could take a month or two. Oh, yeah, to vet him. Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, that's like if it's like just perfect vetting, right? Perfect. All those people came in without fucking all the proper injections too. Yeah, all 72 of them. You vetted 700,000 go fuck yourself. Well yeah the government said they did so they must have. Are you following any of the Candace Owen shit with uh she's

saying that um uh Kamala's grandmother that she used the picture of the lady she used in her book isn't really your grandmother? No, I haven't seen any of that. Wouldn't surprise me though. I spent about an hour looking into it. I just I'm not buying it. Is anyone buying it? I just I found too much contradictory shit to what Candace said. I want to believe her.

I feel like Candace kind of went off the rails a little bit too. Yeah, right. I want to believe her. It is weird that Obama's name is Barry That's in her book she calls him Barry Who? Kamala No, but you can just go on Wikipedia and look up Obama and like start reading into his history And there's a little section there that his name is his name is Barry Satoro. That's why that's why Trump calls him Barry sometimes It's fucking crazy dude, and he went to fucking elementary school in fucking Indonesia It's fucking wild

Back in 1991 when Barack Obama was completely unknown to the public He was working with a literary agency that was named Acton and Distal. They were tasked with promoting his first book, which was a book that was meant to be entitled Journeys in Black and White, which actually never wound up being published. But in anticipation of his book being published, they were promoting Barack Obama and other authors that were on their roster. And they promoted them in a booklet, which they distributed to people in the publishing industry like, hey, here are our authors that we want you to publish.

And in the booklet, they included a biography of all of their clients. And this is the biography that they included of Barack Obama. This is real, 100% real. Barack Obama, the first African American president of the harvard law review was born in kenya That's a little disturbing I looked up I looked up uh What the whatever barry sataro satoro. Yeah, and the first thing that came up was a complaint for declaratory and injunctive relief preliminary statement for

Barack Hussein Obama Barry Sotero very Barack Dunham for and Barry Dunham Is they're all the same person? Yeah, and then it just talks about how Obama's representative of the Democratic people. However, the obama the obama must meet the qualifications. That's why Oh you broke up you broke up this is so good I lost you. Hold on. Don't stop reading. Hold on Hold on

reading hold on hold on you broke up we lost you Caleb Starlink Starlink one to Starlink to beam Caleb back please Starlink one to Starlink to beam him back beam up Caleb please Starlink one to Starlink two Starlink one to Star to be Bob Caleb Caleb I'm back. Oh Sorry, okay, I lost you Okay, take two says Obama's representative of the Democratic people however, though Obama must meet the Qualifications specified the United States of the president which is to be a natural born citizen Unfortunately Obama is not a natural born citizen just to name one of the problems Obama lost his u.s. Citizenship with his mother married an Indonesian citizen and relocated herself in Obama to Indonesia where an Obama's mother

naturalized in Indonesia and Obama followed her naturalization It's like the first paragraph of this thing Hey, can I tell you something what That was a fucking amazing. That's the first in three years as the first time I was actually like a real radio DJ What you just did yeah, you like I hit this button here and played this song Wait, oh darn it. I need the beginning of that song the post. Real podcast host. Yeah. Wow. Is that a new one? Yeah. Hey, do you follow Dense Upd updates? No, I don't. I've heard you talk about it before though.

You should follow her on YouTube. On YouTube, but definitely on Instagram. Yeah. the Oh Oh shit Anna Kasparian left the fucking Democratic Party that young Turks bitch left the Democratic Party Are you fucking kidding me? I didn't know that was Anna Kasparian I was so disappointed. Wow Wow, I gotta get her on the fucking podcast Holy shit, dude Wow, wow, I gotta get her on the fucking podcast.

Holy shit, dude. This lady was a full blown super libtard. Oh my God. It was devastated, cause she's Armenian. She's one of my people. It's like being a black guy and then and then you know You're stuck trying to fucking defend George Floyd Mmm. Yes, you know what I mean, and you're just like fuck it was like that Wow, I I cannot fucking I

Cannot anyway, let me play this for you. This is crazy. This is what it takes to stop being a Democrat. It's so weird that it takes something like this. It's so weird. It is bizarre. We live in a bizarre world. I kind of wish someone would hump like some of my family members legs. Someone would hump like some of my family members legs Yeah, and is almost fully red-pilled holy shit, are you fucking kidding me Dude there was no bigger libtard than this bitch It was wild, dude She was she was as dumb as fucking Kamala

camel toe You think you can handle it I get your ass in here then bitch As I was bending down to pick up my dog's mess one of the guys like grabs me by my hips and he had an erection and just starts like humping me and I Didn't know what to do. Like I was terrified. I have a weapon on me. Like I had no way of defending myself I didn't know how far it was gonna go cuz it's two guys. I'm by myself with my little dog it was the what like one of the most terrifying things ever because

I'm pretty good at defending myself in that moment. I just knew there were there was no option. No way. Yeah. Yeah. And luckily he stopped and they just laughed at me and walked away as they were laughing at me. And so there was the fear and then the humiliation and weirdly shame, like I felt ashamed for some reason, and it was awful. And it was really taking a toll on my mental health because I have to walk my dog, right? So at least two or three times a day,

I'm going outside kind of scared. And so I opened up, it was taking a toll on my mental health about this on the show. Not really thinking much of it. And before I know it, I'm starting to get these messages and it's like really, really harsh stuff. And it's about how you are painting a picture of the homeless community, you know, how could

you be like this? You know, these are your unhoused neighbors and they need help. What a few people accused. Dude, some bitch fucking got raped. No, some bitch fucking got raped in fucking Europe by five black dudes and she wouldn't identify them because she thought it would be racist. Some fucking bitch in New York City watched her fucking boyfriend at 3am get his throat slit on a fucking park bench. I saw the video and wouldn't identify the guys because she thought it would be racist We live in fucking batshit crazy world this bitch had to get fucking humped

Me of being racist when I had never disclosed the race of the individuals who did this to me and they were white They were white. Yeah Black dudes don't do that. That's so obviously a white crime. Obviously. Black dudes don't hump strangers. And so like when they started throwing at you at Whole Foods. There you go. That was a black dude who did that. Yeah. Accusing me of being racist. I'm like, wait a minute. I would rather have a dude rub his junk against me than throw a handful of goo on me. Why are you assuming that the people who did this? Of course. That like, oh yeah, duh. I figured that in the third grade. Yeah, you're obviously the racist

if you're accusing me of the judgment of who the guy was who attacked me. Yeah, like I think you might have a problem here. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. That woke me up up that woke me up because i'm like oh my god they eat their but as i was gonna say they eat their own wow this is crazy i'm gonna be honest the world kind of took a turn once biggest loser got cancelled we need to bring that back obvi i have some really uh intense shit to talk with you about today No, there it is there it is hello, yeah testing you ready for this listen, dude, listen So I was on a podcast last night called glint and things Yeah, I watched and this chick has a son who's autistic other the the the the redhead. Yeah cute kid big ol eyes. Yeah, and

he's afraid of loud noises. Really? And he's afraid of hairdryers. I'm afraid of loud noises. It gets really loud. And hey, I know you're not a pussy. Let's talk to you. I'm gonna talk to the pussy brother. Listen, I'm not afraid but like like like it's like like it hurts my ears over stimulated. Yeah, dude, maybe you have autism, dude Yeah, yeah, yeah. That Caleb has a nice voice. He does have a nice voice. Now, listen, one of the things she said he doesn't like is

hair dryer hand dryers. And do you remember when you were a little kid? Like if I went to go touch the hand dryer, you fucking freak. Yeah. And like I was telling her, I was telling her how you can't go into arcades and shit and like, I'm going to have to take you to the doctor and get your shit diagnosed, diagnosed. No. Do with me but not with him. Get your shit diagnosed yo. You like math right? Yeah. Yeah see that's another sign. That I'm autistic? Yeah, that you're autistic. It's okay.

I like mine. I don't know. I'm just making sure. Those glasses are autistic. Half black, half white. I know. This is the black side of me. Have you ever told anyone you have a black father? No. Do you ever think of me as a black man? No. Oh. Cause I kind of, I act like a black man. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. Huge Dom. No, not really. I don't think that really

matters. I think most of the black people don't really have that. Yes, they do. You think it's just a rumor? Yeah. Listen. Hi, Joey. I listen to rap music. My kids are extraordinarily cool beyond their age and my dad says a lot to sit. What can I say? What can you say? All right. Well, show's over. I think. Okay. I don't really have anything to say to you guys Joseph. What's up, dude? Why don't you get sit on the couch? I? Think Joseph's pants are getting too small Yeah, he loves those pants I know I know his buds getting huge it's like he's getting so strong Yeah, you guys want to have a really sensitive discussion Yeah, yeah, like very sensitive. Yeah. Yeah, okay

in a pure jiu-jitsu match One on one who who's the best out of the three brothers Who who's the best out of the three brothers? Is he really it might be Joseph yeah, maybe Yesterday Joey, um, I probably shouldn't say Turn the mic off turn the mic off. Okay, tell me Yeah, it's all good Someone hurt? That's the story?

Not really. You arm barred Joey yesterday? Yeah. Well, you don't need to tap. Your arm, if it gets in a dangerous position, it's over. It was straight. Your arm's like this and it's like this. I don't cry that much.

Oh, is that? Joey cried. Joey cried. Who got kicked in the face? I heard you cry yesterday when you got kicked in the face. He'll kick me in the face. Hey was that during class that you were? Rest is that during class or just you guys were just training on your own Um what time already was coming at me full speed? I didn't know what to do

So I put my foot up in his face right into my foot. Oh, that's solid But in a pin just a straight fight if I were to put you guys just out there and I said, okay, Avi, can you beat Ari up? You would just tear him up. I could. Yeah. I probably could, but it would be so hard. Even in just a pure fight with punching and wrestling? Oh, with punching too?

Yeah. That's what I mean. It'll be game over for Ari. No. Ari, Ari. No. Ari. He, he, he's's definitely he's not gonna get first He's not gonna get a first punch and knock me out don't look it like that don't don't look at like just uh

Hey, hey Okay, go on I I think I would win with punches. And Jiu Jitsu, like if it was just no holds barred. It would be really hard to beat him in Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, but in punching I'm stronger than him. I'm stronger than him. I'm heavier than him. You're older, you're more coordinated.

Yeah. You're smarter. And it's just, it's just like. You're only seven. Of course he's smarter. And it's going to get crazy once he uses punches. But listen, when he's ten. Because of all the shit you've taught him.

But, but, but you know, I'll be twelve then. So. Listen, if a seven year old you fought ayear-old Ari, he would fuck you up, dude. Probably. Yeah, he's something else. I mean, you're something else too. Don't get me wrong.

I think in a straight, I think in a just a pure combat fight, if I locked you guys in a cage, you'd kill Ari in like five seconds. But in, but- But if I was- Not five seconds, five minutes. No, dude, dude, I'm telling you this fucking dude so strong but but You can kill us right now in five seconds When I'm wrestling with them, they'll be like, are you going as hard as you can?

I'm like dude, I could throw you out of this fucking window Anyway, I fucking force choke you and throw you out the window I have no idea. It anyway. I fucking force choke you and throw you out the window. If I modulate my wrestling to their level and I don't do it and I just go to what I think my perceived strength is to their strength, I'll probably beat them. Yeah, I can't beat them. If I don't just rip their hand, if we just roll around,

I can't handle them. I if I just like if I don't just rip their hand like if we just roll around it's I can't handle them. I have to like I have to cheat. You have to cheat? Yeah I have to cheat and I wrestle with them every day it's nuts. It's chaos and if Ari gets behind you you're out lights out. My tooth is still bothering me. For where you got kicked? Yeah I got kicked in the tooth. Please tell me it's a baby. It's a baby tooth? It's kind of wiggly. Did you get your new mouthpiece yet? Oh no, the mouthpiece that we made at what we made with it was horrible oh really I just paid 150 bucks for that that was a custom anybody it hasn't even come back in the mail yet

right we just made the mold yeah I think so you know it's weird you have Ted right? Yeah, and most ten-year-olds like love Halloween Like I think I would rather Be Valentine's Day than Halloween Mike it's making too many noises people are complete Halloween scary for you No, I just Listen, you can't move the mic. Listen. Listen, just put the mic in the fucking middle and then drag your mouth That's not the middle The middle oh my god, Anna Kasparian dude, I can't believe she's not a libtard anymore

That's dude. This is crazy. I would rather be Christmas right now. I Think I think I don't dress it up this year. But I think. I don't know what happened. Maybe he said because I don't like throw it up and I don't like eating too much sugar junk food or. I scream who likes junk food the most? You should ask your mom. Joey, Joey, Joey, you should ask my mom if. You guys want to go to the lighthouse?

I want to do something. Oh, no. Sorry, Seve. We're going to. Sorry, go on. If if if if if mom could send you the video of candy story I had. Oh, you wrote it for school? No, it was a video.

It was like after we went to Leaf's house, I said something funny. Heidi, we can't go to Light lighthouse today, sorry We're going to um Are you touching the mic? We're going to drain We're going to um Hi, I was thinking about taking the boys to the lighthouse Oh nice

Like after your show Yeah, are you taking them somewhere? Oh, we can go after your show Are you taking them somewhere today? Not till 2 Where? So are you taking them somewhere? Oh, we can go after his show. Are you taking them somewhere today? Not till two. Where? 2.30 I was going to take them to Seascape.

Rebel's doing a tennis tournament. And Kendra and I were trying to get the kids together. So Rebel's actually taking Avi's spot, because he couldn't do it because of his toe. Which son do you love the most? Thank God, really? You're asking me that? Yeah, they can hear you.

They're all looking. Hi boys. Hi mommy. I love you mommy. I love you too. I love you mommy. I love you mommy. I love you mommy. I love you too Ari. Say I love you mom. I love you mom. Oh you have a cold too. Yeah you and Avi are are snotty as I am. Alright, thanks babe, bye. Bye. I was thinking of doing an 11am class. Is that cool? Yeah, I'm gonna take these boys to the lighthouse and fuck around. Okay, cool. Okay, bye. Yeah. You went over to the other mic? Yeah.

Joe, you can scoot into the center now. Yeah. You went over to the other mic. Yeah. Joe, you can scoot into the center now. Hey, who wants to tell me? Okay ladies and gentlemen, this is the three leg brothers talking. I'm really curious what happened to Anna Kasparian. Who's that? She got, she got humped and then she turned into a Republican. Imagine if that's like the cry that's what happened Hey, you know and then someone accused her of being racist because she got humped we were just talking about this

Maybe maybe that guy had the magic penis. Oh My god, that's the magic penis right there the magic dick you got Fucking dick down of powerful woman and now he has got it. Yeah. Wow. No, I'm turning. I turned off their headsets. They can't hear this part.

That's crazy, dude. Dude, there it is. Anna Kasparian, a guy rubbed his penis on her and turned her into a fucking Republican That's crazy That's not still sorry you can still hear me yeah, I'm literally in the same room as you. I thought I could just turn the water away. It's science. We're literally in the same room. It's science, Seve. We're in the same room. We're in the same room.

It doesn't mean we can't hear you, okay? Okay. What is today? We don't have any guesses. I'm trying to get Taylor, Taylor Williamson on Yeah, I think she's been on before it'd be cool to have her back on she's going to rogue rogue No one scheduled tomorrow. I guess just nothing scheduled. I Should I should invite I'm gonna I'm gonna text James Sprague. What about James Sprague tomorrow? I

Feel like I should I feel like I should reconnect with my athletes. James Sprague. Tomorrow? I don't think you should be texting on the podcast. Why? It's just kind of weird. I don't think you should be texting on the podcast. I don't even...

Caleb. What? You're so bald of you. I don't really... Good one, dude. Haven't heard that one. Caleb's up. I like Caleb.

He's handsome. I feel like Tyson Bajan and Caleb have the same kind of a humor Ty said Beijing I Can see that I could see that I'm not an NFL quarterback I haven't I haven't vetted this this is called growing up without a dad I Know what not to do, I know how to lose. And I know how to break a heart, I learned it all from you.

It's this. Don't know how to ride a bike, I suppose I'll teach myself. Cause all I've got is an empty frame sits upon my show something's missing but that's okay yeah that's just fine I'll learn to breathe underwater stay away from fire I wish you'd stay cause I've been tired and if he won't be here now I'll find my father in a Bible Father in a Bible

Dude you think that kid wrote that song? Eww. Eww. I liked that. Did you like that Caleb? No. What? I didn't like it. I'm not a huge country guy That was that was moving guys that was a guy who didn't have a father and he found God as a so he found God as his father. Oh, that's sweet Vindicate victim Sweet. Yeah. So he's homeless basically. So shit vindicated victim. Oh my god.

It's like seven. I don't think you can do that. I don't think you can. That's the worst thing ever said on the show. There's been a lot of bad things said on the show. Wow. God that was a great song. Oh awesome. My grainy glasses. That was a great song. Oh Awesome

My grainy glasses you can come on grainy glasses Avi all right cool James break my morning seven in Pacific Can I come out the show no Me too, I want to see James Sprague. I know who doesn't want to see James Sprague. No, James Sprague is kind of a... No, he's handsome. Not really. What? I would mark him a three. What? Whoa. Ten. I think he's a ten too. He's a fitness but a black about. Dude, he's really handsome. He looks like he's kind of got he's a modern day Burt Reynolds.

He's like Burt Reynolds and Magnum P.I. had a kid. Yeah, but I just don't really like him. I love him. I don't. An eight or nine. Eight or nine. I give him a four. Oh. An eight or a nine. Eight or a nine. I give him a four. Oh, wouldn't that be a crazy show to bring up CrossFit Games athletes and let the boys

rate them? Yes. Yes. You should have had them all when we did that. Oh my God. That would be crazy. I would rate you a three. That would be awesome.

Okay, listen. I'll give her a five. Listen, I'm going to bring someone up and you guys rate them. Okay. One should be honest. Wait, but. I'll give her five. Listen, I'm gonna bring someone up you guys and you guys raid them Okay, one should be one should be honest. Wait, but we can't see them Well, I don't know how you're gonna figure this out. But um, I'll just tell by the arm. What about this? I don't know if we should be bringing up girls. Don't bring up girls There are there the hurt their feelings only girls They'll hurt their feelings only girls

Princesses I wonder if they're like princess peach, I don't think they really like being yeah Hey you said something kind of crazy Me are you said something crazy their day? I'm like you're like, Oh, I don't like wrestling, uh, girls in jujitsu. Yeah. They're easy. They're too easy. But you said, I said, but I said, but I said why, and you said, because if you beat them, they don't want to talk to you. Yeah.

That's true. You got to let them win. So they'll talk to you. Why do you want to talk to them? No, no, no. I'm like, good good job and then you don't say anything back yeah girls girls are all different than boys not a little bit a lot hey Heidi can you turn these on lights on and come the TVs so they could see me and I can see everyone else?

No. I think already microphones up there. I have a microphone. I have two actually. Okay. What about, okay, let's, we'll pull this up. This is a picture I took many years ago. And we're going to rate these guys guys can you guys see them can you

turn on the TV so we can see you can turn my TV on no too much work too much work listen just okay can't draw my TV no why that stuff isn't set up like that. That's just audio over there. Oh damn darn I Say whatever I want, okay I don't know why the TV's on there it is Okay, dude, I can't see See that big TV on the wall? Kinda.

How do you even like hide? This is what it's like having kids. Yeah, this is totally what it's like. It's not usually this calm. Yeah, it's not usually this calm. Yeah, this is pretty good birth control. Damn! Okay.

Okay, the guy on the left, his name is Matt Chan. The far left, okay. Far left on that side. Matt Chan? Yeah, what would you, Matt Chan. Yeah, what would you rate him? I'll give him a 6. On a 1 to 10. Wait, I'll give him a 5. Our left? Our left? I'll give him a 5. 5, yeah, what do you give him, Joe?

Our left or his left? Your left. left our left the guy all the way over there Really? Okay, so a six and two five. Okay. What about the guy in the middle? Okay, I'll give him a I'll give him a ten nine nine nine So eight nine nine and what about the guy in the far right? I'll give him a ten. No shit And what about the guy in the far right? I'll give him a 10. No shit 10. Oh Sorry, what about the guy on the far right? Wow Jason Kalipa? Jason Wow triple gold. What? Wow, what do you think? What makes him more aesthetically pleasing? He's thinner and he's handsomer like

Jesus crime and does he ever finish hands? If someone had a rip in their pants, I would like to be lost. Oh, Jesus Christ. And does he ever rip in his pants? All right. Well, it was nice having you guys on the show. Now I can finally see Caleb's beautiful face. Yay! Oh, yeah! Hi, Caleb.

Wow, thanks. It's like Sour Patch Kids, dude. I know, man. This is a lot. Kalipa for the win. All dude. Kalipa for the win. All right. Jason Kalipa, the new Fetish person in the world. We'll see you guys tomorrow morning.

That was good. Love you guys. Thanks for hanging out. Caleb's the real 10. Yeah, Caleb's the 10. I'll give Caleb the 10. I'll give Caleb a 10. I'll give Caleb a 4. Hahaha! I got it.

Joseph, do you want to rate Caleb? A 10, two 10s and a 4. His mustache doesn't look so great. He's fetish material. Hey, that means you're fetish material, Caleb. I think Tyler used to be a 10, but now I'm going to give him a 4. He looks like Eggman. Alright, bye everyone. See you tomorrow. I'm sweating

What are you guys anyway?