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Episode Date: October 25, 2024

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I hope today finds you well. Know you're loved even in the darkest of days. Yesterday, James Kelly said that he wasn't sure if he wanted to bring kids into the world or something because of the times we're in. Um, dude, if you want to have kids, have kids, don't worry about any of that shit. All that shit just goes out the door that I used to think like that too. Like, Oh, I don't know. I had whatever reasons. Honestly, I can't even remember what they were.

But boy, what a huge, huge mistake it would have been if I didn't have kids. Why do you say that, Sevan? Well, because I'm getting these experiences. That it makes you a better person for the world. You are a better person for the world. You are a better person for the world if you have kids. I'm a better person today for everyone else around me now that I have kids. That's, there's a reason. And I've experienced, I'm having experiences that I would have never, that I just would

never have been able to have if I didn't have kids. So have kids. Anyone can make up excuses for why not to have them. Anybody. Just do it. You'll be stoked you did it. Especially if you got a good mate. Especially if you have a good mate. California is 78.4 marathons away from Chicago.

Oh, it's more than that. Oh, it's more than that. Maybe he meant 784. I missed you showing off your guns last night, Seve. When when when so so basically James won the CrossFit Games and the stadium cleared out but there were like a hundred people who gathered around at the at the finish line and were hugging him and cheering him on and you know the loyal fans and family and there was a cohort of guys who was wearing that shirt that I wore last night and the guy said hey if I give you this will you wear it I'm like fuck yeah

and uh it ended up being a little too small on me like I wonder what size shirt that is but with the sleeves cut off I could kind of hide my titties a little bit. If the sleeves were on there, it would have been like, I would have needed a bra. Hillbilly Seve was great. I enjoyed James. I enjoyed him a lot. James Kelly last night, the high rocks guy, it was cool. It was cool it was cool I thought he was gonna be more cantankerous best thing ever saved my life having my daughter what are you doing here are you who I think you are this isn't your show you're

not gonna like this show Anyway, you're welcome though. You're welcome to be here. I'm glad you're here. I Just can't believe you're here. Uh, Dan Guerrero. What's up, dude? How are you? Good morning? I'm finishing my zone to don't tell Taylor I I Watch the Kamala Harris It's crazy because I saw like four or five clips of Kamala Harris on CNN last night on Instagram So then I went over to YouTube to try to watch it and I couldn't all the clips that were on Instagram are not on The CNN channel, they've cut out all the fuck-ups It's kind of sad eating beaver, good morning. Jess, good morning.

I downloaded the Heat 1 app last night. I'm excited for Rogue. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Not nice, Evy. I know. I didn't mean it to be mean. I tried to walk it back a little bit. I tried to. If it's who... I recognize your name. I think you just troll me on YouTube. If you're who I think you are, I can't, I can't. I just recognize Dragon. Someone with Dragon in their name. Hi. Hi, Brianna. What's up, girl?

Jeff, what's up? I wonder if sleeping with my cell phone on my balls is why this second kid isn't coming. Yes, just gonna go with yes Colt Powers on a side note Angelo DiCicco was an awesome commentator at crash with the boys. Yeah I'm trying there's this lady. I think her name is Evan Baker and I saw her on Fox and She sounded she she was that she went to the Democratic she's a Democrat and she went to the I think she maybe even worked for the Democratic National Committee and she went to the convention and she had this like red pill moment while she was there and I'm trying to get her on

the show and she said the same thing that so many people say to me who I try to get on the show they're like what do I have to offer to a CrossFit show and that shit really bums me out. It's not her fault at all. I'm not blaming her at all. Tyler Spildy, Thomas G. Fried was amazing and way more bold with the truth about cancer. Loved seeing the confidence Greg has helped him attain.

Please help them with the bad audio though, Seve. Oh, where did you see that? And I'm gonna get Thomas on the show too. I don't really have anything to do with Metfix. After Greg was on yesterday, boy, that was a relaxed episode. After I had Greg on yesterday, a bunch of people poured into my DM, sign me up for January. You guys, that's like, that shit stresses me out when you guys send me that stuff, especially now. It like October like I have I live in like probably like one week blocks Like I just text Susa last night at midnight and I said, I think Rogues coming up We should probably block off the week before I

Don't have anything to do with met fix. I have no role in it. I have no part in it. I have no I'm just I'm just really good friends with Greg. He's just you know, he's my best friend and so One time when it gets close, I mean i'm i'll ask him if I can film it and what help I can be to him in bsi him if I can film it and what help I can be to him and BSI. And I'll try to get, you know, a ticket for, you know, Tyler Watkins, so he can go and, and my other friends and Taylor and Rios and Grundler and I'll ask and I can probably get them there. And, and I'll try to get as many of you guys there they can but like I won't know until like the week before or two weeks before I Don't have like a list That makes sense

Morning seven step on morning seven. Good morning. Good morning Robert. Hi Morning, step on. Morning, step on. Good morning. Good morning, Robert. Hi. Have you or your crew talked about the two drownings at the Triathlon in southern Spain four days ago? When I read the article, very similar to Lazarus. Very sad. Yeah. It was very similar, right? Like what the fuck? How did it happen? There was a lifeguard right next to him. It was almost like the exact same thing as the CrossFit Games. Except it was two dudes. One of my friends who's who who rides me so hard, he's like, it's so lame how you blame everything on the vaccine. He just rides me so hard.

He called me like, all right, I believe you. I go, what he goes, it's the vaccine. I go, what do you mean? He goes, what happened in Spain? So, all right. So. happened in Spain. So, alright. So, um. Jeremy World is head of sub on security. You all need to stop stressing him out direct. I'll be a side questions to Sousa. He doesn't have enough. That's good.

The only reason why it stresses me out is because I want to say yes. I want to accommodate everyone. I want to do that. But like this morning I woke up and my wife is like, Hey, after the show today, you need to take all videos piano lesson. And I said, yes, ma'am. And fucking that, that like right there just filled my plate. I'm like, okay, I'm full. You know, all those, um, uh, uh, weird, like, um, uh, sex things that have like phrases, like 13 year old boys talk about them who've never had sex like I guess even 16 year old boys or 20 year old boys talk about them but

I'm trying to think of one oh like one's the rodeo it's where you're having sex with your girlfriend or your wife and then you yell out her sister's name and you try to stay in her for another seven seconds. It's called the rodeo. You heard of those? Oh yeah. Jake's like the Spider-Man position. I don't think Spider-Man is actually a position.

But I was on Instagram last night and I heard a crazy one. It's called the poltergeist the poltergeist and It's you're having sex with your girlfriend or your mate and you Doggie style and you switch with another guy So she doesn't know I guess and then you but she's face her face is facing the window and then you go outside and wave to her from the window it's called the poltergeist I was like wow wow most of them are gross yeah like the one

Jake's talking about right now yeah that one's those are some are just gross A lot of them are gross, but the poltergeist in the rodeo right that thought were funny Like Christine, okay. Yeah Yeah, yeah, oh also known as the Houdini. Oh, that's the Houdini They're not like anything you're gonna do they're just like they're kind of like they're just jokes You know like the the riddles that Andrew Dice Clay used to do old McHubbard Sat sat on a cupboard, but what was it? a cupboard but what was it Rover red Rover red road no what is it there once oh yeah oh here's one there once was a man from Nantucket he had a dick so long

he could suck it he said with a grin while wiping his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it I mean like no one's actually doing that But but but you know, you know them Yeah, you know there once was a There's one with a guy in a canoe He said with the grin will wiping it no The anyway, you know what you you get what I'm saying yeah I don't know what the Cleveland steamer is but it's like I don't like the gross ones but the poltergeist is funny or the rodeo is funny right it's just it's just

a funny idea be balls deep in your girl yell her sister's name and try to stay in her for another seven seconds it's called the rodeo it's just funny you don't actually you don't actually do it you know what I mean okay but I heard the poultry and the reason why I'm not playing the clip is because the clip had like it was like saying like five or six of them and the other five or six were disgusting five or six were disgusting. You know, you know what I'm saying? Okay, um, in the past I, so, so in the CNN, and so a few days ago, Donald Trump was on Andrew Schultz, or a week or two ago, and one of the things he said is, Andrew Schultz was a week or two ago and one of the things he said is

Andrew Schultz was asking him about lying and Trump says, you know, I really don't like to to use those tactics to lie and And he said but as it's good he said the Democrats are doing it so much that like I'm I'm I think we're gonna have to stoop to that level. It reminds his honesty is kind of trippy It reminds me of remember when Hillary Clinton was like, yeah, you cheated on your taxes or you didn't she didn't say you cheated on your taxes She said hey Donald you didn't pay your taxes and you made billions of dollars and he's like, yeah, absolutely You're 100% right. I used the laws that you put into place for all your rich friends and I use them too I'm not stupid like he just leans right into it and goes right into it and he kind of was doing that same thing

with on Schultz when he said hey I'm oh what's this my wife just text me my wife just text me and it starts with a sorry oh oh look at God, she's so nice. I'm telling you, remember how I told you that my wife is a I don't know what the word is giver or like a what's what's the word? Anyway, she's always there for me. And she said, Oh, sorry, she's already texted me. Sorry, I felt bad for bringing up the piano lesson lesson No, no, I didn't care. I'm not upset about it at all. I just know that like I was just using that as an example of I don't I don't like I have one calendar that Susie keeps and Other than that everything else is just like twirling around in my brain

So I don't like to have any like I don't like appointments or plans or any of that shit. I'm not saying it's right either. Hey, Seve, I'm inviting Nick over for a poltergeist. Thanks. I appreciate it. Have Susa put it on the calendar Like you know how some mornings you wake up and you're like, okay, I'm gonna bone my wife today

You know that you know when you have that thought you're like, yeah, I got I gotta do that today. I need that If that pops in my head, that'll be my that's my whole day It's like okay time to work out got a bone the wife. I'm hungry oh I got a bone the wife oh time to take the kids a jiu-jitsu oh need to bone the wife and you're just kind of like that's how my brain works I just become obsessed so so so Trump was doing the Andrew Schultz show and he was using that kind of honesty again. He was like, yeah, I think I'm going to have to go hard. Well last night, what's her name? Kamala Harris was on CNN and man, she just unloaded with calling him a fascist, a fascist,

a fascist, a fascist. And we've talked about this before, The biggest distinction between the Democrats and the Republicans, and the biggest difference between libertarians and Democrats, is that Democrats want, this is their foundation. They want to take away the individual rights and give them to groups That's that's who they are. That's what they do, right? They want that that's the whole that's the whole thing with socialism all those socialist countries It's just it's just fucked up thinking they want to take away individual rights and

give them to groups. And so, G.S. Louise asks the question, what's a fascist? At its core tenant, that's what a fascist is. You look it up in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. And it's a populist political philosophy movement or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual. That is what they are. They put race or you pick the word, sexual orientation above the individual.

They are not interested in individual rights they're only interested in taking rights away from the individual and give to the group and so these college kids fall for that shit all the time because it sounds so benign and nice right Let's leave a few spots open at this college for marginalized people. Well, you have to take the rights away from certain individuals in order to open up those spots for certain groups. And when it was a little bit, no one thought twice about it, right? But how quickly it's turned into a slippery slope in the last four years you saw the article yesterday That we put up about or was it last night about Apple?

Apple has a fucking program for young entrepreneurs and everyone's welcome except whites and Asians unless you're a female or Your tranny or you're gay. But straight white men and Asians, they just leave them off the list of who's available. And it sounds so cool. I'm so glad to be Mexican. Oh, you're next, buddy. Let me tell you, that's what's so wild.

The protected class is moving. We're moving so fucking quickly. Listen, pedophiles have surpassed blacks and Mexicans as the protected class by far. Pedophiles, trannies. Just look what's going on in California. I kind of want Gavin Newsom to pass that tax. Not kind of. I want them, there's a proposal for a tax of 47 cents per gallon on gas added. I kind of want them to do it. Not kind of. I do want them to do it.

Let me be clear. At its core, fascism is loyalty to a tribe. Whether it's ethnicity, religion, tradition. Whether it's ethnicity, religion, tradition. I mean they, they espouse fascism just non-fucking stop. Sevilla was born in Spain. Well that explains a lot. That explains a lot. That explains a lot. That explains a lot.

At its core, that is what, that fascism is what the Democrats are espousing today. That's why so many people aren't recognizing the party. They've just gone overboard with it. It went from, it went from being kind to just like, just overt fascism. When it's only a little bit of fascism, you can hide, you can hide, hide it. You can hide it behind being kind. being kind. I'm going to vote Republican down ballot and I'm going to do it every year until someone does something about this problem.

I'm from Aurora, Colorado. I was pushed out of my apartment by gang activity, people carrying guns in the hallway and patrolling the grounds with guns. I reached out to who I thought would help me because I'm a lifelong Democrat. And I got nothing but pushback and called a liar. I've been invited to meet with Mr. Trump, which meant so much to me because nobody would believe me. And so far, they're the only ones who have come out and said, yes, this is going on. And we support you. This invasion of bad people, criminals with guns,

it can't be allowed to continue. And that's how it happens. One by one. They flip as the realities of the Democrats practices kind of encroach onto your space. I'm a Democrat, I'm a Democrat, I'm a Democrat. Oh shit, they're letting boys in the bathroom at my daughter's elementary school. Oh shit, they're letting boys play against my daughter in her sports.

Oh shit, they're teaching my kid skin color at the age of three. I was watching Josh Hawley yesterday interview the fucking four academics who were talking about the importance of introducing the idea of skin color and race to little kids in elementary schools. I've told you guys this story before.

I had two kids over who go to the Berkeley Unified School District at my house and they were looking at a book with my three sons. So the five kids are looking at a book and the book opened up in both pages were this giant picture and it was a playground scene and there were kids playing like kid one kids on a unicycle one kids on a slide one kids you know playing kickball and they're like I want to be that kid I want toball, and they're like, I want to be that kid. I want to be that kid. And my son goes, I want to be that kid.

And it was a fucking kid going down the slide. And the kid from the Berkeley Unified School District goes, you can't be that kid. He's black. How the fuck would my homeschool kid know that? You're not teaching diversity. That's not how... You're projecting as an adult on how you think onto kids. That's not how people who don't have presuppositions think.

It's fucking crazy. It's fucking nuts. Kamala didn't answer any of the fucking questions that were asked of her at the at the CNN town hall. Not a single fucking one. I mean, it's not it's no surprise Oh shit mark Cuban blocked Elon on Twitter Elon responded, you know, I own this platform, right? Oh

It looks like Taylor self's going to come on the show. I don't know what's going on with, uh, Danielle. He said he'll come on in 30 minutes. So there's that. Listen, you guys really missed out yesterday. Well, two, two things, two things. Uh, Lauren Khalil has been doing this show where she just goes on her channel and she just talks. And I've listened to it like three or four times. I try to listen to it every time I see it go live in my YouTube. And my favorite part of the show is when she talks about her dating like

you know Tinder dating and stuff and bum bum bum bum bumble bumble she goes on the dating apps and she dates guys up seven please blow your nose sorry I'll lower the volume when I when I snort how's that is that better How's that? Is that better? There's crazy mucus flying around my house these days. My sister didn't my sister, my wife didn't want to take my Joseph to Jujitsu yesterday because she thought he had too much snot. I was like, shik shmick.

If you're one of those parents that doesn't want your kids around sick kids, you do not want to be in any programs that my kids are in. Because if my kids are game, they go. Like yesterday in the morning, Joseph's like, I can't do shit today, I'm too sick. And then he did striking in the morning. And then by the afternoon, he's like, fuck it, I wanna go do striking in Jiu-Jitsu.

And he went, snot rockets flying everywhere. I mean, I take wipes and I wipe all the snot off his face every few minutes, but You don't want to be I was the same. I was this I was the same You wouldn't want me at your crossfit gym either. I could be coughing up the fucking green loogies or the yellow ones Whatever the bad ones are and both green and yellow not the clear ones and I still go to the fucking gym I don't give a fuck Yeah, my wife I just don't like coaching kids Jiu-jitsu and they're in mount and they're snot is trying to drip down into my mouth for fuck's sake. I hear you

Fair too. That's totally fair Like my wife's more considerate than me. I'm like now fuck it What's that man What's that move called when you call your wife your sister's name? Dude when my sister is in town I will be like, my wife will be standing right there and I'll be like Tonya, Tonya, Tonya and I'll say it to her fucking like a hundred times starting getting fucking pissed she's not answering me and she's like are you talking to me i'm like yeah she's like that's not my name yeah i fuck it up all the time it's always whenever my sister's in town i don't know why that happens uh what was i talking about i was i was i was on about something. Was it about Kamala? Can someone get me back on track? Shit. I forgot what I was saying.

People who get broken one by one. No before it was before I said you call your wife your sister's name Oh, yes dating thank you. Thank you. Jake Chapman. Thank you. I'm glad someone's fucking listening. So I'm listening to Lauren's show And I turned it on late yesterday and there were two guys on it And I think one of them was Jonathan Ortega was so hard for me to tell it was two Latin guys it was on my phone and The energy was pretty low in the show But all they were talking about they she had her phone there and she was swiping through guys. She could possibly date and There were only like six people live viewers on the show

I wanted to fucking get in the chat so bad and start asking her a shitload of questions but um but I But I but I I didn't have the humility to do that I'm like I can't fucking like make a comment in a show that only has fucking six viewers like what the fuck I can't do that. I'm fucking way too cool for that. So yeah, yeah Ortega was on the show. I Think it was him It was really hard to tell

So It's a show and she's talking about dating guys But I had so many questions for like like why is it she was talking about she would be even open to dating european guys And I just had so many fucking questions for like hey What I would really like to see her do, I think I said this before, is I'd like to see her start just fucking athletes and telling stories about it but without using their names. I booked this one guy at the semi-finals, I'd like her to have like a harem of guys, like five guys, and just give us insights into what it's like fucking these dudes

That's I mean, that's what i'd really like but um I actually thought there were two guys on the show with her and I was actually thinking the whole time that both those guys Probably want to fuck lauren I was like, well, there's two guys right there that that if they've come on the show with you, they probably, um, they probably want to fuck you. That's what I was thinking in my head. Uh, she's into intact men. I don't know. That would be, that would be a weird criteria. You're, you're like, you're into dudes who are circumcised or not circumcised. That would be,

that would be fucking weird. That's like dudes into like girls with certain hair color like specifically Although I really like red red hair. I wouldn't like I wouldn't have ever kicked anyone out of bed for having blue hair What's the David what's the David Boas book Greg recommended It's a fucking amazing book that book changed my life. Just type in Boas Libertarian The book is called let me see shall just hit shopping David boys, it's called libertarianism David Boas libertarianism a primer So good. You want to just have your fuck you want it's just it's such a good book

It reminds me of like a self-help book or one of those spiritual books like the power of now It's just kind of like and it helps you get your thinking straight clear Someone showed me a I want to I'll get back to Lauren in a second I better write her name down because it's an important story. It's important. The Lauren story is important because we did, we needed like a dating show like that in the, in the space. And she's perfect for it. She's so perfect for it.

Someone yesterday pointed me to a lady, I wish I could remember her name, but she's like, she's an author, she wrote a book about climate change, and about how fucking dangerous it is, and it needs to be taken seriously and all of this. So I went to her Ted talk, I wish I could remember her name. It starts with an O. She's one of those liberal women, like you can't even tell, you can't tell if she's a man or a woman. You can't tell if she's black or Italian or white.

You can't tell anything about her. She's just like, God, you have to see this chick pit lady's face. Let me put in climate change. O-M-E-K? Let me put in climate change. Oh EK Oh Mickey or something. What is her name? Climate change maybe TED talk what the fuck was her name does anyone know who I'm talking about it was fucking nuts The the talk was absolutely fucking nuts, but the premise of her entire talk wasn't that climate change was true or false, but that you have to believe scientists. And it was everything that fucking Greg is warning about. The entire fucking premise was why you should listen to scientists.

Not convincing you that climate change is fucking anthropogenic warming is real, man-made global warming, but just that you have to believe scientists. It was fucking unreal. It gives you crazy Insight into how retarded the left is Jake Chapman when is dr. Lance coming back on soon? I'm texting with him So the show that Lauren did if I'm gonna critique first of all, you have to know I love the idea of the show I just fucking love it. I just love it

But there has to be some, there has to be, there has to be more energy to the show. There has to be more like people like I wanted to ask her in the chat, what kind of guys are you looking for? Do they need to be tall or old or young? Do you realize that you'll never be happy with the libtard man? I wanted to ask it that way with like a presupposition and then as the show goes on and she becomes more vulnerable like we could hear stories like this guy spit on his hand and rubbed it on my vagina or God the guy just the guy was just rubbing my boobs and he ejaculated like like it has to go there But if she would fuck the

ass some of the athletes and start dating the athletes the show would be crazy it would be fucking wild it would be um god it would be so good yeah six viewers it was yeah it was dull but the premise was awesome philip the premise was awesome, Philip. The premise is so awesome. Kara Smith, there's a book that recently came out about the dangers of not trusting the experts, the death of expertise, the establishment scientist types

were all buzzing about it on Twitter. Oh, the death of, let me see that. Amazon. The death of expertise. The campaign against the established knowledge and why it matters. I mean what's crazy, if someone had a cure for cancer they wouldn't even be allowed to talk about it. Like where would you go to talk about it? It would be against the rule. You're not allowed to talk about it on YouTube or Facebook or Instagram. You'd get pulled down.

And there's lots of things you can't talk about if you claim to be an expert. Or if you claim, you don't even have to claim to be an expert. You could have just been someone who stumbled upon it. Yeah, they hate people that don't trust them at face value anymore. Yeah, she was a huge proponent of just consensus. I hope that we got rumble. I guess you yeah, you could go over to rumble. I hope that I hope Lauren keeps pursuing that show and We couldn't see the guys either so we couldn't weigh in on him because she was using her phone

And I and I realized that it was probably just like a test test show You know kind of like I had never seen anyone on her show before I had never seen guests on it before I don't know how those two dudes got on it Will YouTube pull down Thomas Seyfried's recent talks of the BS I put out where let me where is that? Where would I go for that because he gave a talk at Emily Kaplan's house that was fucking mind-blowing What a broken? Science I just typed it into YouTube. Oh yeah, that's the talk. Oh, this audio is amazing. Well, how are you complaining about- Dude, if you know someone with cancer, they gotta see this.

If you wanna know some crazy shit about cancer, you gotta watch this video. This video, he's fucking amazing. Yeah, look, Dr. Seyfried's work is remarkable. More of this. I'm not Catholic, but it's the same Se see free felt the need to spread fake news about Galileo No, shut the fuck up, dude. Who is that? I'm Catholic but starting with these wiki articles it appears dr. Seyfried's history is correct

You got to see this. You gotta see this video. God it's so good. At one point he said something in there about some of his stuff that he some of his numbers that he had wrong and he and Greg was in the audience and he said that Greg's dad, Dr. Rocket, Dr. Glassman helped them fix the numbers and I think Greg got really emotional. I started staring at Greg and I could see his eyes filling with tears. I hate ugly people.

Oh really? You think what's wrong with the audio? Really? Maybe they choose the I mean, he's mic'd up. Let me see what's going on here. So we had to spend our time going back to address everyone of Jeff's criticisms. And finally he writes me a letter. I guess it's distorting a little.

I think they had two mics on them. Maybe they chose the wrong audio. And they had, I want to say they had multiple cameras on them. It is truly a remarkable lecture. It's, it's, it's, uh, I hate ugly people and there's a lot of them in this chat. You mean like aesthetically ugly? I don't really see too many ugly people.

I don't really see ugly people. It's weird. I mean some- I mean- I went into Home Depot two days ago, and I didn't see any ugly people. I like that. I like all the, the, I like all that, all those rugged men in their fucking nine in the morning, the hustle and bustle and Home Depot, they're all wearing boots and they have pants that look like they've never been washed and they're speaking Espanol. I like, I thought, I don't know don't know I thought yeah Home Depot is great yeah there was just a ton of fucking even the old Latin guys are cool-looking I don't see a lot of ugly people I only see ugly people really on the internet yeah it was pretty, yeah, Home Depot had like a, even the fucking douchebag hippie

guy who wouldn't fucking move the cart, who was setting up the ladders, even he was cute. I don't know if cute, but this popped up in my Instagram yesterday. It took me fucking 30 seconds to figure out what the fuck this was for. And I still don't know what it's for. Let me put it this way. I never figured out what this was for. I really want to know this girl's Instagram. I just want to see more pictures of her

Look at the size of those fucking titties. Oh shit that reminds me of something That reminds me of something I need to talk to Andrew Sorry, give me a second I saw those giant tits and that reminded me that I need to ask Andrew a question. Uh, James Kelly was like, Andrew's actually a really nice guy. I was, when people say that I'm like what the fuck? Wait, what? I'm like what do you mean he's actually a nice guy?

Of course he's a fucking nice guy. I mean look at those fucking hammers on this fucking chick. It's the weirdest shit. Hey. I mean look at those fucking hammers on this fucking chick It's the weirdest shit Hey Hey, hey Oh, she's leaving you cuz I called No, we just finished work out. She's had to go to work and stuff. Oh

Low cut tell her low cut stuff will make more money She knows that already okay. Hey remember the discussion we were having late last night on text Yes, I don't want to talk about that if you're gonna do something on that I want you to do something if you're gonna do something on it I'm gonna talk about it after you do something on it. Are you doing anything on it? I'm gonna yeah. Yeah, I actually have a trip to run this morning. I'm gonna go buy something to do a anything on it? I'm gonna, yeah, yeah. I actually have a trip to run this morning. I'm gonna go buy something to do a bid on it. Oh, you're fucking awesome. Okay, I'll bug you later.

Thank you. Oh, that's all? Yeah, cause I saw these giant, I'm looking at these giant tits on this Instagram post and then it reminded me of what you and I were talking about last night. You're talking about the sugar thing, right? Yeah.

Oh, how does that that how does that all correlate? Remember I was trying to figure out how much I was trying to figure out how much sugar like you were like there's this much sugar. Yeah yeah and I wanted to know how much sugar that actually was so I compared it to giant tits. You saw I did the initial measurement wrong, right? Yeah. I had a decimal in the wrong spot. Okay. Yeah. But it's still crazy. I think Alexis said something about that the other day.

She was looking at the back of something that you wouldn't think has sugar in it, and it had a couple of grams. Then I did the math on it that day, a couple of weeks back. like if you drink if you have a couple grams of sugar in this one thing you wouldn't even know do you end up having a pound or so a year yeah that's nuts yeah dude a pound is a shitload yeah yeah it's fucking nuts so yeah I'm gonna do something on that all right So yeah, I'm gonna do something on that. All right titties are captivating I

Love boobs. Yeah. Oh, hey, um, I'm I'm I think I'm almost done with season 3 of Dexter What episode do you want I'm on he what just happened I guess I should say the the you know, the the DA the Mexican dude the famous Mexicanican guy big big mexican guy Yep Him and legel prado. Yeah, miguel prado. Yes. Thank you him and dexter are like partners It's so unsettling to me. It's so fucking unsettling to me like dexter should not have a fucking partner I just see him as a problem on episode like nine. I have to be close To the end I have to be so close to the end We still don't know who the killer is like they they watched Miguel's brother like torture that guy and they arrested his brother

But that's it. That's the I haven't like Haley thinks it's easy to set up his wedding to write. He's in the middle of what? Isn't he setting up for his wedding? I don't I don't I don't remember that part But but Haley's like Haley thought that he was the killer too The who was Miguel's brother The car looks probably pretty dangerous to talk about this on the show because people in the comments are gonna start giving you giving away the show No, they would never do that to me. I Guarantee you David Weed would. No way.

David Weed is going to tell you who the killer is in season three. David hates ugly people. Hey, have you noticed how often Dexter just has his mouth open? He's just a mouth breather. Like he's like just stuck with his mouth open a lot. I've been noticing that with a lot of people recently. Yeah, if you ever see me doing that, be like, hey, close your mouth. And then I noticed myself reading through my nose at separate times.

Yeah, that's good. I was watching The Substance, this crazy movie. I think I told you that Abby's husband Antin recommended that movie to me, The Substance. Yeah. And the main chick in there is breathing through her mouth the whole movie. I um, Substance movie. I really want to see it. Dude, I don't know if there's a movie that you would love more than The Substance.

Oh shit, it's here. It's finally made it to Santa Cruz. I'm telling you like one at least 10% of the scenes are just straight-up ass shots. Okay, maybe I'll go see it tonight. Probably more like 6% and the kids can't go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. They'll never make it through. Is there a lot of tits in it too? Yeah, but there's way more ass. Okay. All right.

Yeah, it's playing tonight. Wow. I've never, I don't think I've ever seen a horror movie. I think the last horror movie I saw was Chucky. I was probably like a teenager. Last horror movie I saw in a theater. I mean, I've probably only seen five horror movies in my life.

I'm telling you, I saw that in theaters, The Substance, and then I saw Smile 2, and both of those are incredible in theaters because of the sounds. I would never go see Smile. I would never go see that movie Smile. Did you see the first one? No, but like I just look just from the poster I haven't even seen the preview but I saw the post I see the poster like on Netflix or on iMovie or whatever I I do and I just see it and it scares me Jesus Christ, dude, I know That's why I thought you're gonna have some sort of political

Wokey, I can't watch that shit sort of thing. No, but I probably will. You're just afraid? Yeah, I just don't want to be scared. And I probably will start to watch the substance and within two, like there'll be a scene with someone in a wheelchair or open up and it'll be a black guy who's a doctor and I'll right away know that it was, it's's something they're filling their DEI quota

It'll probably ruin the movie for me. And I and I 100% just didn't even notice it. Yeah, you're a good dude. I Just I just don't want to let that shit ruin my life. Yeah, good good job All right. What did they say ignorance is bliss? Yeah All right. I can't wait for your piece. I'll call you when the show's over. I can't wait to see what you're doing All right. All right. Okay. Bye. Bye All right Well, I can't tell you about Anyway back to the boobs

This is a lab grade accuracy at a fraction of the cost Ultimate vo2 max RMR testing real-time respiratory biometrics. I mean do you think that they look at this line on the underside of her boob right here this black dark black shadow Order now. I wonder if I can't even. Oh, I can't even click that. Calibro metrics. I don't know what the fuck this place is. Create your best data protocol. Anyway, they don't have all those boobs on their main on their website. Anyway, I guess the ad worked.

Sounds like bullshit to me. Yeah, I mean, her lungs work hard. Yeah. to me yeah i mean her lungs work hard yeah anyway that he's trying to do deep investigative work on instagram and instead i got distracted by that ad uh seve i had a pt appointment for my six month that six month that has a disability. The therapist said the CDC eliminated crawling as an essential, as it's not essential. Now, I haven't done any, I haven't done any broad studies, obviously. I haven't done any broad studies, obviously. But all the babies I know that didn't crawl, it doesn't surprise me that they didn't crawl. And now that I think about it,

the three babies that I know that didn't crawl, they were all first borns. And it was because the, it was because the moms were babying them, carrying them too much, putting them in those carriers, not giving the kid tummy time. Like, I was at fucking Greg's house the other day, and, um, I think I was watching the debates or something I was watching the news and Greg's life just puts does exactly what we used to do just puts the fucking baby on the ground in the living room on a blanket the baby's fucking like three weeks old it's like dude just put the fucking kid down but the kid has to go to war with gravity you have to you have to let your kid go to war with

gravity war with gravity. You have to let your kid go to war with gravity. A scooting baby is so sad. It's so fucking sad. Have you ever seen scooters? I hope the doctor tell you that the CDC is out of their fucking mind. I would have been so bummed. One of my favorite things to do ever was to watch Avi crawl. He was such a good crawler. It was fucking nuts. He was such a good crawler. What a crazy locomotion babies have.

And I think he was like at 13 months or 14 months and all of a sudden he's when he would crawl fast He would turn his hands in like this and he would crawl like this. He changed his technique as he got older it was so fucking awesome I entered obby into a uh In alameda county there was alameda County fair or something, and they had a, I saw an announcement that they were having a baby, a crawling race for babies. So I took Avi down there and I entered him in the race. And my mom was there, and it was my, who was there and it was my who was there. It was my mom and my nephew, Jameson, I think was there and me and my wife.

And, uh, they said three, two, one, go. And Avi took off and he probably had like, it was a short race. It was like only like 30 feet or something. It was really short. And he took off and he was, he'd gone 10 feet before any kid had even come out of the gate And then the crowd started screaming there were like probably like 200 people watching It was like packed like eight people deep in a circle and people people started screaming and so he started crying and stopped a

Fucking black kid beat him and a track and field event I Picked him up and I said, yep, that's the way the track and field events go. Just is what it is. He didn't win. He would have won. He would have won. He would have won. He would have won if there wasn't a black kid in there and if there wasn't a crowd he would have won. So... A Blacks rule. Yeah, I understand. It's not, I know it wasn't, I'm not like surprised you got beat by a Black kid in a

fucking race. My ex-boyfriend went to the Olympics this summer for track. My kid beat your kid at the race. Guess what his race was. Was he a black guy or a white guy? If he was a white guy it was the 1600 meter. If he was a black guy it was a 200 meter. That's my guess. Hi Jesus. Good to see you.

All right. Pass the VO2 max, girl. Oh, back to fascism. Hey, so is, is Trump going on Rogan? Is that going to happen? Is that going to be live? That should, they should do that live. Oh Man I saw this clip the other day. I want I want to uh

This clip is fucking crazy. I wonder if I can make this bigger. Oh is that okay? Look at this Do you guys remember this? This is jill biden And that's doug emhoff look at them kiss They fucking kissed on the lips Did you fucking see that? Watch his is that an accident or is he tripping is he like oh fuck? And why is she moving like that she She looks like she just got fucked. He kissed... Joe's wife kissed...

Kamala's husband on the lips? That's weird, right? Oh, old people always kiss on the lips? They do? It is weird? If you came to my house and you kissed my wife on the lips, bare minimum you would never come back again. And look how he's holding her, how long he holds her hand. Hand grab, one, two, three, four, five 5 what the fuck dude why is her mouth open I would kiss Sevan on the lips and take a chance on never being invited back. Thanks.

Jesus criminy. Tom Brady kisses his son on the lips. My son Ari, if I do something bad, he'll threaten to kiss me on the lips. Like it's some sort of fucking punishment. I run, I run from him. I'm like, Ooh, gross. And I'm very fucking affectionate with my kids. I don't I don't I don't know the whole kissing on the lips thing Man oh man

You think they place all of those people there on purpose like You think they place all of those people there on purpose like They got the the long-haired dude they got the fucking fat egg lady They got the Mexican gay dude with the scarf. They got the fucking black lady. They got the old lady They got the young fucking college woke girl. You think they got like they plan that they got the fucking black lady with a mask on up here What the fuck is all this mess over here people still use hashtags does anyone use hashtags has anyone Yeah, I had a cold is that where they put the finger in your ass? I did Mike McCasky said if you had a colonoscopy, I had the dude stick his finger in my butt and then I had to get a second opinion, another dude had to stick his finger in my butt. Yeah, I kiss my kids on the cheek, on the neck, on the back.

I kiss my kids all over, just not on the lips. Oh no, I didn't have my ass scoped it's all planned Aaron Fraser yeah you know what it did when they stuck when the guy stuck his finger in my butt it was so fucking weird I didn't know what to expect and he stuck his finger on my butt it was so fucking weird I didn't know what to expect and he stuck his finger in my ass and he's trying to make small talk with me and he sticks his finger in my ass and as soon as he stuck his finger in my ass it felt like I had to take it shit it's so weird like a media was this was

his finger a dick hey dude I have no idea I have no idea. I have no idea. Okay, third day in a row, people are like, what's going on between you and Danielle Brandon? Are you are you beefing with her? Are you partnering with her on some sandwich? Oh, I'm not be I'm not beefing with her at all. I know. I mean, she programs. I know I heard she's got a it. No, she basically what happens is her coach subscribes to my program, steals all my workouts and gives them to her as his own. Oh, that's oh. So it's she doesn't do brute. She does Sentinel training.

Yeah, basically. I mean, hey, that's typical in the programming industry, you know. That's awesome. Okay. Yeah. Do you take that as a compliment? I mean, I wish a better athlete would do it, but... Sorry, I'm walking into the woods

because I got to pee. I'm right outside the gym and I don't want to pee. Bathrooms are taken up. Do they know, do people know right now, are you growing your mustache back? I'm growing my beard out. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

Okay. So, so, so, uh, hopper is a JRPO and Danielle is Sentinel. I wouldn't call her Sentinel. Definitely not. Definitely not. Hey, call her Sentinel. Definitely not. Definitely not. I was talking to James Kelly about this the other day. He's a high rocks guy. Yeah. He tells programming for high rocks and training. And I was like, Hey, do other high rocks athletes sign up for your training just to see what you're

doing? And he goes, no, that would be weird. That's not weird though. Right? No, a lot of people do that. And he's full of shit. If he thinks that no one does that, he's retarded. But they probably also sign up under a fake name. Okay. So what happened was, ready? Yeah. After Crucible.

Oh, look it. They've changed the name to Sentinel. That's pretty good. That's good. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So look after after crucible Danielle posted this story that we all talked about in the show. It was a screenshot of some athletes Instagram bio and she had everything cropped out so you can tell who. Oh girl. It was the

white girl. We all know who it was and it was three time games athlete and Danielle took a screenshot. Samson come! Sorry. Samson. He's chasing after Andy's truck. All right. So, so while it's moving, while the truck's moving. Yeah.

Andy was driving off and Samson chases after him. So she posts that on her story and like doesn't tag anyone. We're like, Hey, we all know you're talking about how some fucking balls and tag them She was she was making fun of Weiss because Weiss called herself a three times games athlete But she was just she was just a team athlete team athlete. So so the issue is your sub tweeting. What are you? What are you 12? Is that like a word sub tweeting? I saw you. Yeah, that's that's what it used to be called back in the old Twitter days.

If you made a tweet at someone, but you didn't tag them, it's like this passive aggressive, immature, childish crap. It's much more mature to just fucking tag them. If you've got a problem with some shit, just say, hey, Brittany Wise, you're not a games athlete, you're a team athlete. And that would have been cool.

That would have been savage. But athletes these days are soft serve. So I messaged her and I was like, why don't you just tag them? She was like, LOL, LOL, LOL. It's like five people. I'm like, all right, so you don't have any balls. So then last week happens where that episode where I went scorched earth on O'Keefe and Rad rad rad for being a fucking horrible company and doing shitty things to the people they make promises and agreements with and Yes, sir. He's part owner of that company. So she's not gonna like that. Oh, she's part owner. That's what I heard I heard she has equity. Oh, that's hilarious

Hey, well, you know Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, you know integrity's got got to start somewhere and clearly ain't at the top there. So just shitty all around. And look, I have rad runners, rad trainers. I like their shoes a lot. I'm not going to be fucking buying them ever again just because they dicked over my friend. Daniel's body. So anyways, she makes this Instagram post that was like, it's, it's so funny when the only way you can get attention is talking badly about other companies.

Ha ha ha ha ha. And it's this mirror selfie. And like 20 people send it to me on Instagram. They're like, she's talking about you, bro. She's talking about you. And whether she was or wasn't, TBD. So I sent her a message and I was like, I basically sent her DM was like, yeah, that's crazy. Who are you talking about? And she left it on red.

What's that mean? What's that mean left it on red? Just like she saw the message and didn't respond which is and she saw the She responded to the Brittany wise message that I sent so Georgia inside off go get your butt inside. So uh Leaves it on red and I'm like, whatever It's probably not about me who fucking cares and even if it is who gives a shit like she's she's saying this was the irony of it of shit. Like she's saying, this was the irony of it, saying how funny it is that someone has to get attention by talking badly about a company when you get attention by taking mirror selfies. Are you an adult? Like what are you talking about? They're just so ironic.

And didn't Rad get attention by talking shit about Tierra Wadapooza that's that's what I was tripping on right it's like hey everyone does it and also I wasn't just talking random shit about a company I was pointing out a fucked up thing that they did to my friend so you're gonna do fucking business like an asshole and you're gonna fuck people over I'm not gonna not talk about it um so you weren't like you didn't wake up and you're like, hmm, here's my list of ways of getting attention this morning, oh, talking shit about rad will get me attention, I'll move that to the top.

No, I'm just so sick of companies and people in the CrossFit space fucking other people over or doing fucked up shit. And meanwhile, they have this massive fan base that thinks they're great people. Like nah, if you're gonna fucking shit in your bed, I'm going to pull the covers back and let everybody smell it. So yeah, bro.

You like that one? So listen. So then I was like ready to drop it and Hiller goes, it's about you. And I was like, how do you know that bro? And he just sent the next story, which was like a picture of her selling her rad shoes. He was like, it's about you. And this was over text, but I was just reading it

and how I would imagine Hiller was texting it. So I was like, fuck it, gloves are coming off. So I took all these screenshots of people that DM'd me and were like, yeah, I'm never buying rad shoes again after hearing about that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I tagged her and I was like, hey, just fucking at me or at them. And I took a screenshot of her story and then I followed it up with a screen recording of her story from like months ago that someone sent me of her crying like a baby about Peter in Barbell Spins comment section. She's like, you're a meanie.

You're mean. So yeah, if you're going to be a troll and you're not going to attack people because you don't have any balls, but like like, hey, you're an adult. What is sub tweeting someone without like if you're it's just oh, my God, it's so I can't think of anything more mature than passive aggressive talking shit about someone, but not having the balls to, it basically saying it to everyone else,

but pretending like you don't see that person there. Hey, do you think she's having fun? No, I think she's probably a fucking headcase. And it's all good. Oh, you don't think she's having fun? Like this is just like something to pass the time? I can think of so many more fun ways to pass time than subtweeting people.

Yeah, I get it. It's way more fun to argue directly, let me tell you. Are you having fun? I have fun arguing directly. Actually, I learned a big lesson yesterday. I came across a Facebook post of this person I used to go to AA meetings with back in Virginia, and they're hella fucking liberal. And they make this post about like, I've fallen into the habit recently of fact-checking people

perpetuating amiss and disinformation, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I commented and I was like, this is the most passive aggressive TDS shit I have ever seen. And then I went on to get into fucking raging Facebook comments, actually an argument over what misinformation is and how, like how, just crazy shit like, hey, oh, everything about the vaccine that was misinformation, turns out it was true. Everything oh, everything about the vaccine that was misinformation, turns out it was true. Everything about the Hunter Biden laptop story that was misinformation, turns out it was true.

Everything about Trump being unfit for, or sorry, Biden being unfit for office for three and a half years. KJP and that stupid ginger fuck telling us it was misinformation, turns out it was true. Biden withdrawing from the presidency because he wasn't fit. That was misinformation. Then he withdraws. So I just pointed out all these examples. And it was just this cesspool of like, why did I just wasted an hour of my life doing that? I'm never going to do that again.

But that actually kind of is fun. But tweeting it. I thought both those chicks were hot. What chicks? KJP and Pataki. You think Pataki kind of looks like what's that girl from Iron Man? God Pataki was hot. What's her what's her first name?

Don't know. I don't even think that's the name a guy came up when I searched Pataki. Oh no. Yeah all the it trumps Jen Jen Saki Jen Saki Jen Saki Trump's chick was fucking hot too. She's on Fox now, yeah, I think Pataki might have a rocking body too They're just fucking idiots and getting into arguments. She like that is stupid So no, I don't I don't have fun doing doing it and if she's having fun, that's great.

What I was doing is like, I mean, there are a lot of people that are gonna, that's a bridge definitely burned between a lot of people, but I'm just sick of like these disgusting slimy actions going fucking completely, not even unpunished. I'm not looking for punishment, but I want people to know what you do and who you are and what your character is. You can't fucking hide that. I'm sick of people trying to hide them fucking people over. So that's really the main thing for me. And Daniel Brandon wants to get caught in the crossfire. Great, bro. My guy recedes there too. I think she has fun doing it. I can tell you.

I don't think so. I think anxiety is probably through the roof when she posts shit like that. I think when people listen, I think when people come after me, I think, hey, think twice because I'm not afraid to just say what actually is real. Hey, do you think she gets together with the rad like marketing team her and The guys that's always with her the agent guy her Oh Cooper Marsh the other snake little slimy little salamander Do you think that they all get together and they're like, okay, this is a adversely affected sales They're down 2% since you fought with Taylor back out of that one

No, I don't think she I don't I think she just is fucking Impulsive, do you think where's the pants in those relationships? You think like she's like? No She's a type. Yeah. No, I think she's the type of girl who pretends to wear the pants but has no capability of doing that. Oh Wow You have to be able to make rational logical decisions to wear pants in a relationship. She's just an emotional ball of impulsivity which I am too sometimes but I can be rational logical. All right do you have the

workout pick for Kale Taylor on Saturday? Not yet. Did you watch Lauren Khalil show? There were four viewers there had to have been someone else besides me watching. No I said I was gonna go on to it I was, I don't know what I was doing, but I was busy. Yeah. Will you please go onto it? You're humble enough. There were some important questions that needed to be asked. Really? Like she's looking for cock and like the, Oh that was, that's the premise of the whole show.

She's like, yeah, she's on Tinder and Bumble and stuff. And someone needs to be like, um, someone needs to ask her questions. Like what are you looking for? You know Lauren you're not gonna find love on tinder and bumble. Let me tell you that That's funny All right. I got a coach. All right. Have you ever slept with a games athlete? No, okay. All right. Thank you. I've slept with myself. All right. You know, what does he call that? Can you call jerking off sleeping with yourself? It's gay.

Get a dick in your hand and you took it to ejaculation. You're gay. I've never, I've never done that's I'm going to have to go pontificate on that. All right. So yeah. All right. Uh, jerking off is you just jerking off a dude. Yeah. Auto homo. Yeah.

Yep. I mean, it's just the truth. If you're interested in the truth Did someone finalize the affiliate series for next year year, oh no Oh someone asked about the video contest the video contest. It's just a lot of videos. I'm sorry for the delay No, I'm not really sorry. There's a delay. I wish there wasn't but but we're going through them. I Could play one for you guys or I could talk to you about this this fucking was tripping me out this fucking guy Sheldon Johnson ex-con and activist indicted for murder after killing New York City man hiding body parts in freezer

so this guy was on Rogan as a Rehabilitated in February. He was on Rogan as a rehabilitated criminal like I guess he did 25 years in jail and then he got out of jail and he was on Rogan and he was on the straight and narrow and Then a month after he was on Rogan and he was on the straight and narrow. And then a month after he was on Rogan, I think he was on Rogan in like February 4th, someone said, and then on March 6th, he was arrested for fucking chopping someone up, Sheldon. That would be so weird to have someone in your office interviewing them.

And then 30 days later, they, uh, they get busted for chopping someone up. Sheldon Johnson was indicted on a slew of charges for the grisly discovery made by officers on March 6th at an apartment on Summit Avenue. During a wellness check, officers found a human torso and a foot in a plastic bin, while the victim's head, legs, and arms were found in the freezer. He was indicted on multiple counts of murder.

According to the investigation, Johnson shot 44-year-old Colin Small multiple times in the head around 1 a.m. on March 5th, killing him. Police officials said a concerned neighbor reported hearing gunshots from the unit and saw a man coming and going from the building multiple times through the night carrying various cleaning supplies. Security camera footage from inside the building showed Johnson allegedly going in and out of the apartment carrying garbage bags and cleaning supplies, also while wearing a wig, sunglasses, and a mask. The DA said Johnson decapitated Small and then tried to hide the head and other hacked

off body parts, including legs and arms. After spending 25 years in prison for attempted murder when he was a high-ranking member of the Bloods gang, the 48-year-old Johnson had spent his time recently working with the Queens Defenders Office. Serving as a criminal justice advocate, Johnson was a guest on the Joe Rogan experience. Crazy. Oh, was it? It was a gay quarrel? Was it a lovers' fight?

What did Rogan say to him? I guess Rogan has had this guy on like six times or four times or something, and the guy comes on and he usually brings in people who were wrongly convicted in jail. And this time he brought Sheldon on, and Sheldon wasn't wrongfully convicted, but the story was supposed to be like, hey, once you get out of jail, you can turn your life around. So it was like celebrating how this guy had turned the corner and

The guy I guess the guy hadn't turned the corner Would you read Jesus Jake Jesus. That's the part that I don't like any of the that's the part of Dexter. I don't like all the all the chopping off the all the the body parts and shit that they chop off. It's like what the fuck is going on? I wish I wish they just left that to my imagination. I don't want to see that part. You know, it's funny how the Democrat party think black men are so dumb that we can't

think for ourselves. So the narrative is that black men are only voting for Trump because we got stimulus checks and PPP loans. You got Obama trying to shame black men. You got Pastor Jamal Bryant trying to shame black men. You got Pastor Jamal Bryant trying to shame black men for not voting the way you want us to vote. Tell me what has the Democrats done in the last 60 years for black men? It feels black men are tired of y'all trying to win us over with all these celebrity endorsements.

Maybe black men are so tired of trying to win us over because you put a black face on something. Maybe it was black men are tired of y'all coming out saying that y'all gonna do this and do that and y'all haven't done nothing. Yet the communities are not progressing at all and you keep telling us to do the same thing and now you want to shame us for doing something different. Maybe we're the ones on the right side of history. Maybe us as black men don't want our children to be transitioned. Maybe us as black men don't want these immigrants coming over here taking our jobs. Maybe us as black men don't want these immigrants coming over here taking our jobs. Maybe us as black men wanna actually see some change out here and stop hearing all these lies

from the Democrat party. All right, but you can't persuade black men with y'all love for the LGBTQ. You can't persuade black men for y'all love for the abortions. You can't persuade black men that way. And stop trying to make it seem like it's just a black man thing because it's not it's also black women There's also voted for Trump. So let's get that straight

But maybe y'all can fix that if y'all will fix the economy and end this war Here's the thing It's the big misnomer. They did they the Democrats have done a ton for the black community a shitload They appeal to the fucking emotional side of the fucking black community and they acted on it defund the police Treat you like you're less than do things for you that like other you that give you benefits that other people don't get. Based on the color of their skin. And it didn't work out. They were doing stuff. They were doing stuff.

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envy, of hate, of resentment, of bitterness, of weakness, of a total lack of creativity. It's a party of conformity. It's a party of the machine, where it doesn't matter who the candidate is because individuals are immaterial. All that matters is the collective. That's the Soviet model. And opposing them is the rest of the country.

Slowly waking up to the fact that these people have no moral authority whatsoever, they have no legitimacy in a democracy, where the government must rule by the consents of the government. They have no consent. And the way that they've treated this country over the past four years is the most shocking thing I've ever seen in 55 years. To allow millions of people, mostly young men with no skills and no English, into our country illegally and then fly them around at our expense and give them phones and put them on welfare programs that no American citizen can get? It is the most insulting? Yeah boo!

But it's worse than boo! That's the biggest crime in the history of the United States of America and it it takes incredible the story. The country tells itself about reality has flipped. So two important things, two important things to point out there. You see how he said they're not worried about the rights of the individual. He got that in there. That's the fascist component.

They're not worried about the rights of the individual. They do not care about individual rights. That is the core tenet of fascism. It cares about the rights of groups or a group. And then the other thing that I want to say in there that really needs to be driven home is I know people focus on the border and people focus on it being open and that you can't have a country if you have open borders and of course there's a housing shortage if we only build a million homes a year in the United States

and we're letting in fucking 5 million people a year. I mean you could go on and on right and not vetting them and but a Huge piece of it that people don't talk about is what he alluded to right there that they're coming to this country And they don't speak English the problem is this There's no requirement to assimilate to our culture No one would care if the people coming into this country were assimilating our culture. What does that mean, our culture? Not eating dogs, not eating cats, behaving in a way you don't, you can still open any church you want.

But there are things that are a foundation. America has a culture regardless of your skin color fucking height tardism all that stuff and So they're not at the rate. They're bringing them in we're not assimilating them to the culture and And that's that is a fucking huge problem That is a fucking huge problem. They're not fucking assimilating to this culture. So you got to assimilate to the culture of the place you go.

You're still free. You can still do all the things that you know, you can still practice a lot of things that you can't practice in other countries. If like we were to go there as Americans, for instance, if you go to an Arab country and you're a woman, you got to be covered up. But you can come to this country and do either. You can cover up or not cover up. But there are nuances that make this country what it is. And if you can't assimilate to those, or if we're not trying to assimilate people to those norms. For instance, and we're fucked because there's a whole party that doesn't realize it. Like one of our core tenets is freedom of speech and everyone in the country should understand the value of that. I mean, fuck, I didn't even understand

the value of that until I was fucking 45. And maybe you don't see its value until it hits you in the face, until you're pushed up against something where your freedom of speech matters, but at least it should have been pounded into me or into every American beforehand. pounded into me or into every American beforehand so that when it was being taken away you recognize what was being taken away and why it was so important. It's like clean water. We all take it for fucking granted. But it needs to be pointed out to us how important it is. My grandma, my grandma has been here over 40 years and she still can't speak one word of English. Yeah, I had a bunch of relatives like that too. We have a Sikh and Indian gang wars here in Canada being led by a dude in Indian prison

because of free, because of free for all immigration. Damn. No, that's exactly right, Mike. So you can't raise the Palestinian flag above your public university. Exactly. Oh hi, I muted myself. I'm really disgusted about January 6th that they let those people get into the Capitol building. I fucking hate it.

They should have brought out fucking water cannons and blasted all those people. Hello. Hey, what up, man? What up, man? It's that black dude from the video you just showed me. Hey, what's up, man? What up, man? Is that black dude from the video you just showed me? Hey, what's up, brother? Don't show that to my mama. She still wants me to go for Kamala. I understand. Hey, man, honestly, as a black man, I haven't said that in a while, but as a black man,

I like it when you say that. I, I hope so. Good. Um, I am, I am very thrilled and very hopeful that finally all my, not all my, a lot of my black men and women out there are finally seeing and saying more vocally, more, I hate using the word brave, but being more brave on their socials on whatever and like talking about this stuff. I'm seeing like an overwhelming amount, I'm sure you are too, of black people saying like, hey man, hold on a second. second. Now we've been doing the same rigmarole for 60 or so years. And the only thing that is happening because things are happening is things are getting worse

for the average black person. The inner cities are worse. These useless programs of here, let's give you money and you free this, free that, let's give you money and free, free that. It's it's only gotten worse. And finally, it took to 2024, apparently, for these black people to be like, you know, hold on a second. This isn't making any sense. We got this fumbling idiot running for president who isn't really even black

trying to tell us we should vote for her. All these other idiots that are, you know, vote for her and you're not black if you don't do this. Hold on to say, you know, I'm telling you, I, I, I don't know. Who knows what happens on November 5th, but I'm super hopeful. Just by, not to mention all the other cool things here, you know, talk to Carlson things he said, but hearing all these black other cool things, hearing Tucker Carlson, things he said, but hearing all these black people like that,

just be like, yo, we need to do something different. It's about time we do something different. I'm telling you, I think, I think unless barring some kind of, you know, fraud, like we probably saw in 2020, I think Trump wins by a landslide. Heading to a deeper level, you know what I'm saying? Think higher. Let the white kids say Nick. Let the white kids say Nick. 2020, I think Trump wins by a landslide. Hey, I've been saying it.

That's a leak of Ellie. He was on a, he was on the podcast. You don't remember that show? Oh yeah. I've been saying it for fucking three years and it's such a fucking weird thing to say But the only way this country gets saved is by black people and they this is gonna be even crazy they have to intellectually free the white man the white man has been fuck is is captured in this fucking retarded thought and The only way they're gonna ever get set free is by black people speaking up black men and women speaking up

That's a, and those white people are stuck in a intellectual prison. And the only way they're going to get freezes if they're saved by the black people, it's, it's fucking, I've been saying it for years. It's fucking so weird, but it's the truth. And I think that's one of the things that, cause you did say the long time ago, and it's one of the, one of the things that like keeps me, kept me coming back, you know, because it's one of the things that kept me coming back, you know? Because it's one of the

things that resonated with me the most. Again, as a black guy, I've been close to this with black family members and I work in the inner city here in Milwaukee and just you see this cycle over and over year after year. And you're like, dude, come on, we're the only one. You think that this other race of people are going to like save you like you have every Opportunity that they have you you just have a different shade of skin and that's it. It doesn't matter Well now it's gotten to the point Jeremy stupid now It's gotten to the point where not only do they have to save themselves But they also have the burden of having to actually save the whole fucking country and you know, what's cool about it

They're being rewarded for it. You know how like, we're all just little kids here, right? And we say stuff and we're like, oh, people like that. I'll say more of it. That's what like comedians, right? They go up there and they get a laugh and that's what's happening. They're being, that demographic is now being rewarded

for speaking openly and logically. And it's fucking, it's beautiful to see. It's fucking, we need to keep rewarding those people Whether it be with praise with money with with all that shit. I Couldn't agree with him or it's just a beautiful thing to to finally experience seven thinking this way for 20 years like when are we gonna wake up? When are we gonna realize we have the ultimate? we have the responsibility of,

you know, you say saving everything, but like we just have the responsibility to turn everything around. And if we don't, we just continue this for the next 60 years of poor black people and let's vote Democrat and nothing changes. No, dude, like nut up or shut up. You know, we, and I think we're finally starting to do that. And I'm thrilled by it. I think Trump wins and a lot of this stupidness, all this libtard stuff that we see all the time, I think it goes away.

Well, not goes away, but it, you know, it's not as prevalent as it is now. Yeah. At least that's my hope. Hey, if Trump does win, uh, you know, that the riots are going to be crazy. Yeah, it's probably going to be nuts for, I mean, I don't know, man. Like they're going to do, they're going to burn Portland down, dude. They're going say no I

Just I mean they've tried that already and what did it get them? You know? I don't know I guess they're not really thinking They're just they don't care. They're fucking there. They're college girls with blue hair and they're fucking Fucking beta-cut guys they have they're gonna put on their black masks and walk around with their fucking torches Yeah, I guess the next step is maybe we all water cannons, right? Side of history. Yeah, exactly. On the right side of history. Maybe we come out of our, you know, maybe we call in to work for a week and we go

on patrol and pull, you know, a bunch of written houses out here. I don't know. Something like that. Water cannons. Amen to that water cannons and some see see CS gas to Yeah, there was trucks I want to see if I can buy one, okay. Bye. Thank you for calling. Bye. I Wonder if you if I can buy a water cannon truck water cannon truck

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It's a glass. Wow, China's crazy. Look at all these... I don't know what's going on here. This video doesn't belong here. But this is... This is Chinese trucks. Shitloads of them carrying just shitloads of glass. You know when I was in China, and I would be on these big open highways, I would see

just endless amount of trucks, the biggest fucking trucks you've ever seen, like twice as big as 18-wheelers, twice as wide and twice as long driving down the highway, carrying windmills. It was nuts. God, look at that. Look at that turret up on the on the water cannon. Oh, look, and it has this thing that you lower in front of the windshield to stop people from throwing rocks at you. For 150 grand, I wonder if I can add this to cart. Oh my God. Bless you.

I thought 1999 was a good thing. No, I take it as like, I take 1999 as you want me to, get triggered by it means you oh you can probably get one cheaper on Tmoo I take it as you want me to end the show isn't it funny that the water cannon truck to buy like if you want to get one you got to get it from China oh here's one with riot vehicles with water here's another one. Oh, this one's in the United States. This is US made, I guess. This 16 ton Monocoque water cannon, Monocoque water cannon carrying vehicles made from US ballistic grade Astroloy steel cut by computer controlled CNS plasma and

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Load it with hot sauce. Oh, that would be awesome The euros are fighting. What do you mean? Like on the news, if I type in Europe and type in news, I'll see something. Yo. Yo, what's up, dude? Hey, so I'm hi. It's Rosie view. It's who? It's Rosie view. Hey, hi.

What's up, Rosie? How are you? How are you? Hey, I'm good. I'm good. Just you're going to take your L1. Yes, I am good. I'm good. Just, uh, you're going to take your L one. Yes, I am in November, uh, in Wauw, Wisconsin. So that's awesome. Congratulations. I'm going to start,

start coaching and, uh, yeah. So I'm super pumped about that. Congratulations. That's crazy. I can't wait to hear what you think about it. Yeah, I'm excited. I'll definitely call in and let you know how it goes. But yeah, I'm super pumped about it. I just called the tail end of your podcast here because I just got on working out and I had to drive home and whatnot. But I was just commenting. I just wanted to say a little comment. There's a gal that I work out with. She is actually from China. She moved here, I think she said five years ago. And she just got like her citizenship and all the things you got to do. And she voted for the first time last time around. And this time she's so excited to vote, but she's also like, she tells us all the time at the gym,

just like how much freedom we have here in the United States. She's like, we almost, she's kind of says like, not jokingly, but she's like, you almost have too much freedom, like you people understand like how much freedom you really have. And it just goes to show like, yeah, we you know, we live in an amazing country that has so much freedom. And then, you know, people are just like, you know, they just, I just get so riled up because it's like, yeah, we have so much freedom and people like that come from China or come from, you know, Russia or wherever. It's like, you know, it's just crazy that they say that we have too much freedom.

Hey, and that's the Rosie that fits along the line of what Greg was saying the other day on the show. We have a society that wants to have maximum tolerance. That's what we all want. We want every we want to make room for fucking everyone. Right. And because we have a society that wants maximum tolerance. What's happened is, is we've allowed a segment of society and it's going to happen when you have that as much as we do of a group of people who have maximum intolerance. And that's what we've had. We've bred the maximum intolerance society or tolerance society has bred a group of people who have maximum intolerance

And those people are fucking scary Yeah, and and they're and they're trying to fucking take control and of course they're doing it the same way that fucking they're doing Doing it the same way Hitler did it Stalin did it Mao did it by preaching equality? Mm-hmm by claiming flying the flag of equality. And it's fucking nuts. Hey, there was a there was a guy who was on the L one team from China. And he has told me he's at he straight up asked me if I would take his daughter and let her live with me. And I go why and he's in this this he's, uh, his wife's a cop in China. He's very well established in China. He says, it's so bad here. The kids are indoctrinated

so badly here. For sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It's just, you know, like me growing up out in the middle of freaking nowhere in Wisconsin here, like my parents are farmers, you know, like it's just, just knowing like what my, how hard my parents have worked to where they are. And not only that, but like, I know a lot of people that are serving the military, like, and just like knowing veterans and, and meeting veterans. Like I previously, I just went to a Trump rally in Juneau, Wisconsin.

It was like a couple of weeks ago and I'm, I, I could, I was like so emotional because I saw so many veterans there and I tried to shake everybody's hand and tell them thank you for your service. Like Vietnam veterans, like, and it's just like people don't like, I just don't understand how people can just be like, Oh yeah, we live in a country that has all this freedom, but we want to do this and this and this. And it's like, dude, do you even know we fly the flag because we're United States of America. People fought for our freedom. The least you could do is fly that flag with pride and tell veterans, thank you for your service. with pride and tell veterans like, thank you for your service. Like I just, maybe I was just growing up different, you know, being on a farm

and stuff, but I don't know. I just, I see it a lot differently. There's what, what, what it is, is a huge segment of our society is raised to hate the religious people and hate the people who are for the country. That's how I was raised in California. Basically the hate religious people. And it's like, it's a huge mistake. You don't have to believe what they believe and still see their fucking incredible value. Incredible value. Right. Yeah. They're vital to the success of this

country. Right. And I mean, I mean, I guess touching on that point a little bit, you know, I mean, I guess touching on that point a little bit, you know, I'm being more broad, but I'm a very, I wouldn't say religious, but I'm a full blown Bible believer Christian. And I feel like if you claim that you are Christian, a Bible believer, you can only vote for one certain side because the other side, I'm just saying it how the Lord tells me, but you cannot vote for a side that is so demonic and just cruel to the American people. And they want to do all these horrible things. And if you want the country to prosper and survive, the only way is to vote on one certain side. I mean, I just, that's just, yeah. Hey dude, it's a party that puts the ability to go into a woman's womb and kill a baby

over freedom of speech. Yeah. It's fucking insane. The whole premise of their party right now is basically the right to kill a fucking baby. And the irony is, is they say it's women's rights, but they obviously don't care about female babies. Because half the babies being killed are females. I mean, the whole thing is so illogical.

We're dealing with crazies. Yeah, for sure. And, you know, I just, it's just crazy like too, like I, the church that I go to is a community church. So we're open to anybody. I mean, we are like a church of open arms to anybody and anybody in it that, you know, is doesn't matter what religion you were in your past

or whatever you, wherever you're at in your life, you just come and see and see what we're all about. And it's just like, if your preacher, if your pastor or whoever is not talking about what's happening right now, and like that we're in biblical times and that, you know, the election, all this, all these things, but like the demonic spirit that's like in this country that's going on right before our eyes. I mean, evil is literally in front of us 24 seven and people still don't realize it. And it's just like, if you're, if your pastor's not talking about it, then is your pastor really for your community and for your church or is it just for himself? They only care when it encroaches on their space. again They care about the groups they don't care about the individual

But that gets broken when it tramples onto their space so yeah It's just like my sister used to say who lived in Texas. She goes. Yeah, it's kind of you know four years ago She told me hey It's kind of scary here because you see people coming across the property and you don't recognize them and when you live close to the border Those are the realities you live with and I'm like God that's got to be such horse shit because I live in California, and I don't have people coming across my property But right I mean, but but you know yeah It probably never affected my sister until all of a sudden you you have fucking illegals running across your property on a daily basis Right. I mean

Exactly. I mean honestly like I'm I'm gonna just this going to just, this is, I'll close with this because I know people are probably like, gosh, Rosie just shot up. But, um, honestly, no one said it yet. You're still good. Like I come from a hunting family, uh, you know, hardworking American family, you know, and if, if people that are not from around here, if they decide to trample on my lawn, man, there's, there's a shotgun in every part of my house. So there. Yeah. My sister, my sister lives like that too. At the front door, there's a gun leaning against, you know, by the entrance of the house at all times. But exactly. It's like, what a life to live on the, it's like the wild west living on the border. And literally just pointing across the border.

Yeah. Literally. Yeah. I mean, my parents, um, being a dairy farm, they have Hispanic, um, young men come to their driveway all the time asking for, you know, work and whatnot. And my dad always just says, you know, no, I don't have any work for you. Cause my dad's just like, I just don't trust anybody that comes around anymore. Like back, back when I was a kid, we used to have a couple of Hispanics that would come pick stones or whatever this and that little things, but, um, yeah, you just, you can't trust them anymore. All right.

Thank you. Stay in touch. Absolutely. Okay. Have a good day. Bye. Bye-bye. Rosie photography. Jeffery Burchfield said, what workout should I do today? Hey, you should try that workout. I did the other day and Of course every workout has to start with 10 minutes on the assault bike 120 calories or anything over 100 and then I

Would do I use 65 pounds use whatever you want, but I would do 21 deadlift 15 hand clean 9 front squat 21 15 9 and then whatever time you have left over in 5 minutes rest It only takes about 90 seconds to do it so you get three and a half minutes to rest and then do that Again, I did four rounds. I'm gonna try it again. I'm gonna try it again here. I might I'm probably gonna try it again tomorrow with 75 pounds. It did it. It was I was surprised how much it got my lungs. Try that one, Jeff. It was good. It was good. Oh, Audrey, I've done 300 air squats for time every week for a month. So that means four times.

That's another good one, Jeff. That air squat one or the lunge one. 95 pounds heavy. I know, I'll get there. I did the other day I did I did uh, I'm just started getting back into cleans and stuff. What did I do the other day? I did I did 20 power cleans at 145 Just sets of one And then I did I was watching some UFC stuff while I did it And then I did I was watching some UFC stuff while I did it What I do I did I did 20 on no. No, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I did this the other day. I did

Ten ten I did so sorry I did this I did ten Power cleans at 145. So just one on the minute for ten minutes and then on theth minute, I took off 10 on each side. So I did two on the minutes. Then I did 20 power cleans with one 25. I did two on the minute for 10 minutes. And then in the final, uh, 10 minutes, I did a three power cleans with, uh, one Oh five. And basically when I did the one Oh five, I did three power cleans and one front squat on the minute for 10 minutes

So it's a 30 minute workout. I did that just to see how it went. It went it was it was pretty easy Just chill Bill Gruner 30 reps bear complex at 75% of your one rep max clean and jerk for time 75% of your one rep max clean and jerk for time Yeah, I've told you guys this before but one of my for sure go-to workouts back in the day like I did this workout Every fucking week is I would do ten burpees on the minute for ten minutes then on the 11th minute. I would do A bear complex with 135 in my bear complex. I don't know what bills is But my I don't know if the bear complex has an official lift, but my bear complex with 135. In my bear complex, I don't know what Bill's is, but I don't know if the bear complex has an official lift, but my bear complex was

deadlift, power clean, hang clean, front squat, thruster, back squat, thruster. And I would do that on the minute for 10 minutes with 135.

And then on the 21st minute, I would do three seated muscle ups on the minute for 10 minutes so at the end you've done a 30 minutes you did a hundred burpees you did 30 of those bear complex and then 30 seated muscle ups in 10 minutes the original is seven reps of the complex. What is um, what is the bear complex? Did I have it right? It's dead. It was with I did deadlift Deadlift power clean hang clean Front squat Thruster back squat thruster. Is that is that the complex? That's not a complex. I'm that's a bitch complex

That is that's a bitch complex? What more could I have done? What could I have done to make it harder? Sevan, Sean Ramirez tested positive again. He lied to you in your interview. It wasn't the sublimates. Someone write it out for me. I want to see it. So mine isn't the bitch one. Mine's the harder mine's harder Power clean front squat press back squat press So mine's not the bitch ass one because mine has a deadlift power clean hang clean and the hang clean is really just it's a hang clean and then you push out of it to a thruster.

And then you go to back squat thruster. Oh no, I did it at 135. I did it at 135. I did it at 135. So I did 100 burpees in 10 minutes, then I did 10 of those in 10 minutes, and then I did 30 muscle-ups in 10 minutes. From the seated position. I would just do it all in a rack. At a fucking... juice head gym. Yes, 7 times through that one is one bear complex. Oh shit! Seven times? Oh, I just did one on the minute. Yeah, so mine is the bitch one. Wow, holy shit. So you do a power clean,

front squat, push press. So, so fuck it. Front squat to thruster, back squat to thruster. And you do that touch and go seven times. You don't, you don't, you don't let go of the bar. How many rounds of that do you do? Oh, Jonathan Ortega. Yeah, someone, I was on the show yesterday, no, I don't want to fuck Lauren.

Dude, Jonathan, that show has such potential. That show has such potential. Like, people need to be asking their questions like, like, like, just crazy shit like hey do you rub a guy's dick on the outside of his pants the first time you go on a date with them just shit like that then our show will get some fucking numbers and we need to see pictures of the guys and we need to know how if they're packing seve can I put you as a reference on my resume I feel like you're my mentor. Oh I don't know about that. I mean you can. Whole I. No don't be gross anal on the first date

that's disgusting. Oh no letting go touching go for seven reps. What is it again? It's power clean. Front squat to thruster, back squat to thruster. That's what it is. I would need to be fucking, I would need to be really fucking warm. That would have to be really light for me. I guess I could try that with 65 It is a thruster for fuck's sake Sean it is a fucking thruster a fucking press fuck a press It's a fucking thruster. It would be fucking stupid to be fucking be a press You don't do a fucking clean as any any fucking squat clean that goes to press is a fucking thruster

And if it's not you're a fucking idiot The standards are wrong dude the standards are fucking wrong. It's not Thank you bill you you can thruster but it's written front squat, then press, then back, then press. Yeah, you're a fucking... Thank you, Bill. You're a fucking idiot if you don't do a thruster out of the fucking hole. You don't... You don't get... You don't... You're not getting strong. You're not getting strong with the concentric movement anyway, you fucknut. You're getting strong with the eccentric movement.

Thank you, Mike. I tell the judge what Sevan said the standard is wrong. Thank you. I'm telling you how to work out, not what to do in a fucking competition. I'm telling you the right way to fucking work out. You're not, you're not, you're, you're not gonna fucking, you're not gonna fucking, uh, catch it down here and then go here and then press it up. What are you, fucking retard? That def- defeats the whole fucking purpose of fucking the movement.

The efficiency, the functionality. And then you lower it and then you get that eccentric movement down when you go back to your back and as you lower it to your back you simultaneously like when it's like a half inch before it touches your fucking back Or an eighth of an inch you start to squat and catch it And then you come out of the fucking hole in the back squat and you press it up again for a thruster from the fucking back And then you fucking drop it or the fucking back and then you fucking drop it or or if you're doing touch and go you fucking snap it down and in the same pathway that you would do a snatch keep it close to your body break the wrist and snap it down most you probably don't have the mobility that i do to do that Boeing.

Now you fucking know. You fucking fucking idiots who have fucking no athleticism. Front squat to press. You're the same fucking people who don't fucking know core to fucking extremity when you throw a fucking ball. You fucking throw like a girl. Fuck nuts. One more fucking person says I don't fucking crossfit. Go fuck yourself.

You and your fucking strength training program. I teach how to get strong at the barbell. I'm a crossfitter. How about go fuck yourself? Call Hillary to confirm your standard. The fact that the the the the Fuck nuts Uh boeing suffers six billion loss in third quarter. CEO calls for fundamental cultural changes. Oh please. Can you imagine being a CEO and calling for changes instead of just fucking

doing the fucking changes? I understand this. Seve, you do a bunch of bare complex, you'll be screaming for yourself to call it a front squat to press because your thruster will be gone. And that is what it is. If that's what happens, that's what happens. But you got to start with the fucking thruster. You got to fucking start with the thruster. If you lose it, you lose it. It's like fucking pull-ups. You don't just fucking do fucking kib, you don't just start with fucking kipping pull-ups.

You're not a fucking games athlete. You're not a fucktard. I had my boys do this workout the other day that was interesting. I had them hang They were fucking going crazy in the fucking house They'd been they'd been wrestling for like 30 minutes and I couldn't get him to stop So I brought him out to the garage and I put the interval timer on 99 the rogue interval timer on 99 minutes 99 fucking minutes.

And I had them do a 20 second hang and then one pull up. And then they got to rest for the remaining time. And then on the alternating rounds, I had them go to a, I forget what this position is called, get on top of the bar Whatever what's that position called? There's a word for it Not mount Fuck there's a position for it, but it's when you get on top of it I had him get on top of the bar like this and

And hold for 20 seconds and then after 20 seconds lower into an L-sit. So basically a negative muscle up and they were done and I had them alternate. Support hold. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, I had them do a hold support for 20 seconds on a straight bar like a pull-up bar and then lower into an L-sit as low as they can, as slow as they can. And then they got to rest the remaining whatever, you know, 35 seconds. And I had them alternate that back and forth, hold the support. And I had them do that for fucking 99 rounds.

I don't actually think we made it 99 rounds. I think we got to like 68 or something. And then they then they were calm and I let him go. I told them that there's only two ways. I told them that I put the clock at 99. They looked at me like I was fucking crazy because that's you know that's an hour and thirty nine minutes. And they're like are we really going to be in here this whole time doing this?

And I'm like, I just fucking just like grunted at them. I was so fucked. They were so fucking going so crazy. And I told them there's only two ways we quit. All three of them would have to cry simultaneously. Like I'd have to see tears coming from their eyes or or we finish. And we got to like 68 and I was like done I think two of them cry but not simultaneously

which is kind of funny right? because like one of them is crying I'm like dude if the other two you're going to cry now is the fucking time Seve did you listen to the Vax Injury Chick on Jillian Michaels? No, I had my own fucking Jill- uh, Vax Injured person on my show. Who was it?

Hi Ari! What's up? Are you sick? No. You don't have any sniffles or anything? No. Oh. No sniffles? And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

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and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking to, oh yeah, switch. What's up Joey? Switch. Hey don't you guys have Jiu Jitsu this morning? Uh, yeah. What? Yeah.

Oh, is Nico's not here? Hey, remember that workout we did the other day? It was 99 rounds. It wasn't full 99, it was 32. It was 32 or it was 68? I think it was like 32. I think it was 68. What makes you think it was 32?

Maybe there were 32 left. Oh yeah, there's 32 seconds left. Anyway, hang for 20 seconds, one pull up and then hold support to a negative. How's that hat? This Trump one? Yeah, totally. You're welcome. What? Yeah, totally. Thank you. You're welcome.

What? Oh, yeah. And do you remember what the rules were to finish? Um, negative? What were the rules? What did you, what did I say if you guys were going to finish? What did what I what did I say? I said I would let you guys stop doing it if Joey why don't you come on the show dude? Joey, why don't you come on the show, dude? Where were the two plague brothers? Do you think the bear complex has a thruster in it or it's a push press?

We mean, what's a bear complex? Remember that workout you did the other day? Oh, you did. Oh, no, I don't think you did that one. You did the 21 deadlift, 15 hand clean, nine front squat one. Do you remember that one you did the 21 deadlift 15 hand clean 9 front squat one do you remember that one you used 12 pounds or something i did it with 65 pounds and then you did it you came in and you're like i want to do that you don't remember that it was just the bar and you held it into 21 deadlifts and then 15 hand cleans and then nine front squats you don't remember that it was like two weeks ago i have lots of things of my mind with this now'm gonna bring it everywhere now like it I see it hi hi can you send Joseph and Ari and you could just got here okay thank you all

right sorry Ari okay obviously in charge of the show now. Thank you. All right. You're taking, yo, you're taking the Trump hat. You're like, you're not borrowing it for the show. You took it. Oh, hey, you know those PVC pipes that have your names on them? Yeah.

That lady, Judy Reed is in the chat. She made those for you. Oh, thank you. That was good. nice yeah Judy Judy yeah she's Chinese lady Judy my girl Judy your girl yeah that's my boy thank you she says you're most welcome. She's Chinese? Yeah, she's Chinese. She's from China. Does she look Chinese? Yeah, she looks kind of, yeah, she kind of looks Chinese. Or does she look Japanese? No, she looks, I actually don't even know if she's Chinese. Are her eyes like this? Aren't Japanese and Chinese people's both eyes like that? I don't know. I don't know. I'll ask her.

I just assume, I always just assume she was Chinese. No, imagine Trump calls in. That would be cool. If Trump called into the show? Yeah. That would be fucking awesome. Maybe he will. Yeah.

Dude, it got cold in here. Someone left the door open. So when are you... It's okay. When are you going to start... It's okay. When are you going to start training again? How much longer to your foots heel do you think? I'm guessing around maybe like four and a half weeks, five. From now? Yeah, it's been one week. So not till the end of November. How does your toe feel? I mean, if it gets stepped on or stubbed, I just, so hard not to fight and run, so I really need to take it easy.

I wish they had like a cast for toes so I couldn't run. But it's still so puffy. Do you think that your behavior has changed since you've stopped training six hours a day? No. What? You don't think you've gotten a little more wild in the house? No. You don't think you used to be calmer? No. I just say.

You think there's any psychological implications to the fact that you're not training six hours a day? No. If once I'm better and I do Jiu Jitsu, it'll come back like that. But I'm just saying you used to play tennis and skate and do Jiu Jitsu every single day. Yeah. And now you sit around with your thumb in your ass and play poker all day. And you don't think I say that's what I do. You don't think your behavior is changing.

That's your talk. You know, can I say that's what I do? You don't you don't think that maybe you've become a little more hostile and you fuck with your brothers more and you become a little more antagonistic Maybe a little bit but not much because you have more because what are you doing with all of that energy? Put it into poker Put it into poker face But once I do jujitsu, tennis, skateboarding, it will come back so quick. How many

dimes are in a dollar? Oh, I know it'll come back. I know it'll come back. How many dimes in a dollar? How many minutes in a quarter of an hour? 15. Damn. You're good. graduate you from college. Oh, we have the drones charged up. We can go fly drones today. I charged all the batteries. My batteries are charged too. Oh, that's good.

And I have batteries for the Avada, the Neo. I got you that watch. Yeah. You got a watch and then you didn't like it. And then I got you another watch and then you said you didn't like it and now here you are wearing watch. Yeah. You got a watch and then you didn't like it. And then I got you another watch and then you said you didn't like it. Now here you are wearing it. Yeah.

You like it? Yeah. Does it work? Yeah. Remember that's the one we went to. Oh no, did I take a link out of that for you or did we go to the mall? We went to the mall.

We had a lady do it? Yeah. A Chinese lady? Yeah. I think she was fat. Oh, well then it was, she wasn't Chinese then. She was probably Mexican. Chinese lady? I think she was fat. Fat? Oh, well then it was she wasn't Chinese then. She's probably Mexican.

Yeah. Hey. Most Chinese girls are skinny. Yeah. Like how skinny? Like just skinny. Like your Chinese? I don't know if she's Chinese, but she's Asian.

Yeah. Yeah. And she's thin, she's fit. You don't see a lot, you don't see really a lot of fat Chinese people. Yeah. I think the most fat people you see is probably Mexican. Well, that's cause where we live.

If we lived in the South, it'd be mostly white people. Like would it be like Texas? Yeah. I can't believe Newport. Everywhere like you know Newport. I get nervous when I don't lead the conversation just so you know because I'm always like oh shit what's he gonna bring up but go ahead ahead. Newport, every time we go there, I feel like it's dirty than where we live. Dirtier. Like there's homeless people around. In Newport? Yeah.

Wow. I always think it's cleaner. It's a little. I guess you know why? Cause it's city where we live. There's not a lot of people. We kind of live in the country. Story about the girls. What what girls in the parking lot?

Give me another clue they're staying around on their phones Yeah, go ahead tell the story yeah, that was good. That's a good story go tell it so we were so we were at our Airbnb and then we got out and so we went to go walk and then we saw these girls in the corner of the parking lot and there's this right hand turn that a car could just hit all the girls and they're standing in the parking lot looking at their phones. The youngest one there is probably like 11. The highest one there is probably like, I don't know, like 16, 14?

And then my dad says, if you were doing that, I would ground you or something like that. Do I ever ground you? What? Do I ever ground you or something like that. Do I ever ground you what do I ever ground you? No, I was saying that if we were doing that you would probably give us a bad punishment like a thousand burpees No, they weren't working girls Sean great question just they weren't they were just teenagers stupid teenagers

in the parking lot that they're like asking to be hit. Come hit me car, right open. They were looking down at their cell phones standing in the street as cars went around them. Yeah. Yeah, hot chicks can be thick. There's a lot of hot fat girls. Really? Yeah, I's over.

How did you come up by starting a podcast? Like what made you do it? Like remember when your hair was all curly and a beard out of here? You remember me when I had a beer. Should I grow my beard back? Yeah, you should grow it like long like when you were young. Yeah. And then wait maybe like, I don't know, a month. It'll take a year to grow big like that again. I mean, yeah, then just like, do you think everybody will recognize you? Yeah. Because they'll see it grow slowly as I do the show.

No, like people you know outside the show. You know, when I had my beard long, people thought I was your grandfather. Do you remember that? Yeah. No. I remember, one time I remember you on your knees and we took the shaver and started shaving your beard. I was at the coffee shop with you and your brothers and I was sitting there with Meds Mighty and they thought that we were the grandparents and you were our grandkids. They're like, oh my God, you have such beautiful grandkids

You say I just I just said thank you And then I looked at men meds mighty thought it was funny Why yeah, they were they thought I was cuz I don't know cuz I don't know she probably thought it was funny that they Thought I was so old. I thought it weird because they thought I was married to meds might again. She's my mom What coffee shop the The one that we give avocado toast That would no it was one that we don't go to anymore cat and cloud on Portola

By the pizza place around the corner from the pizza place, you know on the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got there before one time, Tanya came here and we walked around the point. We got like a little hot chocolate. Yeah. Raining and pouring. And then we had our Thug Life tattoos on. So then we took our shirt off and walked around the point.

That was so cool. It was pouring rain and we went for a walk. Yeah. Yeah, because we're cool like that. Alright, I want to go. I wonder if... I'm done with the show. One more question.

Okay. I wonder if you could ride the one wheel in the rain. Like I wonder if that's not too much water. I think it's too much water. Really? Yeah. They're so expensive it's not worth it. Yeah. All right, thanks for coming on the show. Yeah. Should I just turn your light off? Do you listen to the show every morning? No, sometimes, but I hear you say appropriate stuff so that my mom just shuts it off. Oh, if I say inappropriate stuff, mom shuts it off? Yeah. Okay, that's good.

Alright guys, I think Shut Up and Scribble is on today. If you'd like to be a sponsor for tomorrow's kill taylor I want to you do you want to I want to do the workout. Oh you want to do the workout At the end of november i'll reach out asap dme or matt suza If you don't we're not going to do the show. Oh tomorrow's friday, uh tomorrow tyson baygent and daring weeks will be on for a 1 pm show i'm sure I'll still do a 7 a.m. Show Kill Taylor Saturday It's Saturday

Sounds like you're squeezing a dog toy. We are hiding the echo in there. the thousand grasshoppers. That was cool. More pigs. Oh, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, o It's a 7-packet show. It's a 7-packet show. It's a 7-packet show. It's a 7-packet show. It's a 7-packet show. It's a 7-packet show. It's a 7-packet show. I'm It's a Saturday night at Sarenga.

It's a Saturday night at Sarenga. It's a Saturday night at Sarenga. I don't know it's dope though right? I like the other one with I like this one too. Our first victim is gone. Taylor's self is here. The next victim is waiting in the wing. That's weird. No, we're at the purpies. Purpie, purpie, purpie, purpie. Oh my god. Next. It's this. It's the blind, relentless, constant, slew of excellence. That's what we say. Oh, I like Greg's voice in there.

Yeah, it's good, right? That was cool. I want to read something to you. Yeah? Know the male, yet keep to the female. Receive the world in your arms. If you receive the world, the Dao will never leave you and you will be like a little child. Wait, how do you, is that ashes on top of the book? Like see the black stuff?

No, that's ink. Oh, I guess a pen leaked on it. Know the personal yet keep to the impersonal. Accept the world as it is. If you accept the world, the Dao will be luminous inside you and you will return to your primal self. The world is formed from the void, like utensils, from a block of wood. The master knows the utensils, yet keeps to the block. Does it call it Taylor's Taylor killed Taylor all the time? What? Does it call it

be Taylor and killed Taylor all the time, right? He beats them a lot. Yeah, we should give Taylor a head start. Oh, shit. The ancient masters didn't try to educate the people, but kindly taught them to not know. Wow. To not know. You can't know. When they think that they know the answers, people are difficult to guide. When they know that they don't know, people can find their own way. Does everybody on your show vote for Trump?

Like, does everybody, like, get the comments? Does anyone here vote for Kamala? Raise your hand, or... Hello? Dazneen? Anyone? Comments? Hello? People? This is the kind of shit your dealer tells you when you're trying to leave.

Oh God. Can we play the Brian song? Oh, that would be fucking funny. God, that would be so funny. What's the Brian song? That's just fucking mess. I don't like to pick on the mentally disabled. Hello.

How's it going? What's up, dude? I don't like to pick on the mentally disabled. Hello. How's it going? What's up, dude? I heard a rumor that you need a sponsor for Kale Taylor. Yes, that is true. Okay. Only if you give Taylor a head start. Wow, this is just a, this is a negotiation.

This is a great idea. This is a negotiation. I think it's a great idea. You either give Taylor a head start or Colton can't call in. How about that? You give him like, um, uh, or like give him a five second pat. You got to beat him by five seconds. God, that would really, that would piss Taylor.

So fucking bad. No, I know. It'd be fun just to hear him complain. Oh my God. He would be so fucking pissed. I wonder is Taylor. I don't know if Taylor's listening. I think he's coaching a class. Hear him complain. Oh my god. He would be so fucking I don't know if Taylor's listen. I think he's coaching a class. I don't think he's listening He called you said you said tomorrow is he is it gonna be tomorrow? No, sorry. It's Saturday. It's Saturday. Okay. Yeah, I fucked up

Go figure put me down really Yeah, I'll do it Wow vindicate Really? Yeah, we'll do it. Wow. Vindicate. That easy. That easy. Yeah, you got, you got to promote the heck out of it. How about that? Yeah, of course. VNDK8.com. Why do you do spots every time you do kill tables? Because it costs five, we give $500 away to the winner. So someone has to pay for that. Does that make sense? How you liking those wristbands? Dude, I love these wristbands. I love these wristbands.

You know what happens is I need to remember to take them off. I should take them off now because if I sometimes I wear them into the house and then they fall into the like they never make it back to my office. But these these have lasted quite a while. I actually wore these at my kids jujitsu tournament the other day, too I fucking love these these are awesome. Yeah So why does anyone wear wristbands besides me? What yeah, I lost mine those other ones, I mean, I'm sure I'll find them again. They'll pop up but

Does anyone actually wear wristbands besides me? you I I've actually started wearing them. I'm, I'm like you, if I wear them, I sweat. Yeah. I'm a sweater as it is, but when I, I do not like having covering. Like at crash, there were people working out in pants and in sweat shirts. I'm like, how could you possibly do that?

I would die. Um, but I wear the sweat bands because usually I'll be wiping my face with my shirt and it stretches out the shirt so bad. So I started using the sweat bands just to wipe my face off. Nadal does what? He goes like this with his. Sweat band, he wipes his face with it?

Yeah. I mean, I wear them to stay warm. So like if I go to the snow or if I go anywhere It's cold or now winter's coming here in California. The mornings are a little bit colder That's why I put these on and they I cannot fucking believe how warm they keep me I could be like yeah socks and sweat bands and hats But but a sweat band people are totally underutilized for staying warm. Hey Travis. How old are you? For a turn 49 in December.

You don't like, um, like I love, like I wear long johns and a sweatshirt when I worked out cause I want to be hot. You don't want to be hot. Hell no. Oh, that's crazy. I get, I get hot as it is. I don't, and like I said, I sweat a lot, so I do not want to add to it. Interesting. Okay.

Cause I, cause I want to add to it. Interesting. Okay. Cause I, cause I want to get so hot. Say that again. I said, I just wear the sweat bands to wipe the sweat off and I don't get it on my hands. Yeah. I, uh, I, I, I want to be so fucking hot. Like when I ride the assault bike, I'll usually have two shirts on a sweatshirt, uh, long johns and sweats.

And then before I start my workout, I usually take off like one layer on top and one layer on the bottom. But I need to be, I feel like, yeah, it is pretty nasty. And usually by the end of the workout, I'm feeling like so constricted. I feel like a snakes around me and I'm going to fucking die. But I need it for my joints. Nope. Yeah. See, you're old to need that blood flow. around me and I'm gonna fucking die but I need it for my joints. Nope. Yeah. See, you're old to need that blood flow. I'm not quite as old as you.

What are you laughing at? I'm gonna, so to keep you warm, I'm going to send you, Haley and the boys a package next week. They'll stay nice and warm. All right. Sweet. The boys love the CEO shirts you sent them. They wear that shit all the time. Alright, sweet the boys love the CEO shirts you sent them they wear that shit all the time Nice. I know somebody asked earlier about Do they only own white wife beaters like no I send them shirts Yeah, I'll be wore yesterday to jujitsu. He wore his CEO shirt Nice We're gonna make him a thug life shirt for the winner. Oh, that would be awesome

Ari would love a thug life shirt. He loves fucking all the tattoos. He loves putting tattoos on before jujitsu tournaments. There you go. We can do that. I want to do tattoos before that vacation. All right. All right, dude. Thank you so much. CEO tattoos. Yeah, I'll have no problem. I'm going to have a Will or Susie reach out to you to get it logos for the show Okay, cool. All right. Thank you, brother. I mean like so are we giving Taylor head start? No fuck no No, just say that and then be joking Larry

Laird Hamilton echo bike in the sauna with mitts to prevent burning his hands Oh, that's interesting. I couldn't cover my hands. I don't think hello What's up, dude? It's grant Hey, what's up, dude? I just want to let you know that uh, I made those things public. Oh shit you did Yeah, I talked to paige here and he was like I like to make fun of people with their faces So I was like, yeah, you're probably right. Are you still covering? Are you still covering? Um

the event Well, the last message he sent me was Everybody does what seems right to them. See you in denver everybody does what seems right to them. See you in Denver. I told him, I told him straight up, look, I just want to be straight. I said, I don't dislike you, Brian. I said, he said, he sent me a message today that said,

I heard you like my song. I said, no, I didn't, but the world is a better place when we all make fun of each other. People make fun of me all the time. And it's a better place when we make fun of people throwing tribute frisbees. Peace and love. Oh, that's awesome. I mean, it is so... I just can't...

It's weird because I can't believe how well you know him, how well you nailed it. Well, Hiller made the one video or whatnot, but I don't know him that well What do you mean Hiller me like it's what do you mean? That's you in both videos? No, I'm saying Hiller made the video Well, just through watching the show and watching the video that he'll oh Oh I mean you fucking nailed it, dude. It's crazy. Oh The second one is just ridiculous. I don't I don't know if other people think it's funny who don't know them.

But if you know them, it's fucking crazy. That's why I didn't... people were like, why don't you put it on Instagram? And the thing is, you don't really put stuff on Instagram that's for a niche crowd or you know a smaller crowd. Yeah. It just doesn't fit my content but I made it public on YouTube so that I didn't want to be seen as a pussy who wouldn't say something like I don't care. The reason I didn't want to post this because I'm like people are going to be weird about Lazar. Thing is it's a parody man. It's like we should all be able to laugh at things. Like I told Brian it doesn't mean I dislike you. I just thought it was hilarious.

There was a guy the other day, a friend of mine, whose baby's in the NICU, and he's like, hey man, I've been here and I'm really down. Could you send me that Grant's video to cheer me up? So I sent him the private link. That's real. It's real, and I sent him the private It's real and I sent him the private link. He and he was texting me back like in five minutes He's like dude. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen See dude, we're making the world a better place somebody in the NICU. Come on. Yeah crazy, right?

Yeah, anyway, I got I got a good across fit, but I just want to wait. All right. Thank you Yep, later. Later. That guy always sounded like Trump. That guy? That guy has a good voice. I sincerely hope you all enjoyed that. Me, Me Friendly Fitness, and my friend.

I wrote that song and had him perform it. We don't usually share songs, but maybe we'll start sharing songs more. He's a great friend, husband, father, friend, husband, father, friend, dog owner, accountant, and friend. And I knew that after Lazar came down from the heavens and spoke with me, his best friend, that I needed to write that song. But I knew that since I can't sing, don't have any musical abilities, I needed to have my friend perform that song. I hope you've all enjoyed it.

For those who are asking if I'm well, I'm not well. I'm never well. So when you think about it that way, I am well, because I'm never well. And I'm still never well. So nothing's really changed. This one's for you, Lazar. the Oh My goodness There's a

An acquaintance of mine there's a guy who's uh Who was that? the guy who just called in made that video just kind of he was imitating another guy and he just imitated him so well it's crazy it's so funny you asked that I was actually wondering the exact same thing I he actually it looks like he actually hits the golf ball but I think the broken glass and all of that was put in afterwards I thought he was gonna make a hole in one that was part two that was part two part two's fun I think part two is funnier than part one it's just it's

just unreal I thought he was talking about you. Oh, it's just unreal how well he did. He just, you want to see another one? There's another one. Let's see if we can find the other one's funny too. Has anybody ever watched the show Jackass before? How do I go? Yeah, everyone here has seen Jackass. Everyone on the planet has seen Jackass. Except the little kids. Where are the only little kids?

Oh, that was part one. Oh, that was part one. It says part two an hour ago. This isn't an hour ago. I saw this yesterday. Oh, that's when it was made live. This is figuring out what Brian Friend's message says after it says, good morning, Grant.

["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Good morning, Grant. I saw the Savant podcast last night and I wanted to talk to you. Have a word. Good morning Grant. Pretty day out. Don't you think? I was just wondering what you were gonna have for breakfast all I want to know is did you really think the song was bad I didn't think you'd steer me wrong. Coming down from the heavens like that and giving me that song, I just...

I mean, who doesn't believe a ghost? **** I've reached out to Don Fowl, but we haven't spoke yet. So if there's anything that you want to say to me... I'm available. I'm f***ed. Good morning, Grant. I noticed that you didn't click like on our livestream the other day.

Dude, f*** dude, that nailed it. I've got an offer for you that you can't refuse. I want you to go undercover. I want you to infiltrate the CrossFit independent media space and feed me information. and feed me information and then I won't destroy you for this video that may or may not exist. I don't know if you know this about me but I know people I'm not just a skinny guy out here singing songs talking to ghosts and throwing frisbees I'm not somebody you want to cross, Grant. Gone to heaven, as our new kids, mountain mountains.

I hope that after this message we have an understanding Have a good rest your morning grant Dude The crazy part is is I can't tell how much of that is real Like is it all fake or is it like because boy you you it's crazy how accurate that is it's it's it's fucking unbelievable it's it's, uh... I still didn't get that, and I thought it was funny. Oh, good. Well, the sentiment and the angle he took is, um...

God, it's fucking amazing. Who is he making fun of? This guy. This other guy. What's his name? Brian. He used to come on the show a lot. Oh, Brian Fred. Yeah, I liked him. You did?

Yeah. What did you like about him? He's just cool. Yeah, he was cool. We did a lot of good shows together. What did you like about him? He's just cool. Yeah, he was cool. We did a lot of good shows together. So I learned in the movie yesterday that Optimus Prime and the bad guy used to be friends.

Oh, what's the bad guy's name? Megatron. Oh, they were yeah And they didn't have their like cogs so they could transform. Uh-huh. So they went and found them as in this transformer line I Was under their friendship yeah like you a Brian oh Like me and Brian yeah, oh wow They're basically the same. Yeah. Which one's a, uh, am I, am I, am I Optimus prime or your octopus and he's Megatron.

Oh yeah, that's good. All right. Because Optimus Prime risks that his life for a bad guy. And then Megatron shot his friends and put a hole through Optimus Prime. And then DC tried to save him, but he's like, I'm done saving you anymore. His eyes turned red. He dropped him down the hole. Will they ever be friends again? No, and then these dudes that already died

gave him this giant cog, so he's like the most powerful guy on earth. The world is called like... I have to turn off your your microphone for a second okay or your your volume I had to basically remove you can't hear me I can't oh anyway I I can still hear you I thank you I do not condone transformers I stopped letting my kids I saw something on T on TV a couple years ago on transformers the Like the series

They had a non-binary robot and that was it my kids were never allowed to watch transformers again But I guess a new movie came out. What's a nod? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing Nothing go to your room. I like the transversers. Oh, okay. It's not that one. Okay. Yeah, they're cool. I loved them as a kid. Transformers more than meets the eye. Yeah.

The Decepticons. Yeah. How many TV shows did we watch? Oh my God. I forgot to tell you this, Avi. Yeah. Blue Thunder. There was a TV show that I used to uh, Blue Thunder TV television television television series.

I used to watch this show. Yeah, I used to watch this show. Blue Thunder. Oh, it was so fucking cool. The movie was cool too. I think there was a movie. Let me see. Uh, was it a movie?

You got it. You just like guy that goes around and kicks, but, uh, he has a helicopter. That's just bad. Ass. Let me see. Blue, blue thunder helicopter DVD. I'm looking on Amazon to see if they have the box set. Um, uh, Oh, maybe it was. I'm looking on Amazon to see if they have the box set

Oh, maybe it was just a movie I had on VHS maybe it wasn't a whole series I You got I want to is this movie are I bitch of this movies are that's why I liked it so much as a kid blue thunder Hold on. DVD. How do I know if this movie, MacGyver's not R. Yeah it is. No it's not. No it's not.

No it's not. We've seen some crazy stuff. You've seen Tiddies? No. It's not R. Wait, if it has movies in it, it's R? Probably. Well, Bruce Lee had boobies in it.

It was in R. Bruce Lee had boobs? Yeah. Like you saw a nipple? Yeah. Nice. I think it was Big Boss. That was the name of the movie?

Yeah. I'm gonna get you this movie. Oh, it is rated R. It had Roy Schneider. See right here, rated R. Damn, that's such a good movie. Okay, I'm gonna go. Okay, bye.

I wonder if I would get in trouble if I showed you Blue Thunder. You're saying it's another Voltron movie? Oh, did you ever see Voltron? Yeah, we watched the whole thing. Oh, we had the box set? Thank God. Thank God we have a DVD player in the car you This little Voltron I wanted this big one as a kid it's 400 bucks

Because it has all the separate robots and you can put them all together to make the big one Yeah Because it has all the separate robots and you can put them all together to make the big one It's crazy, yeah Oh, there's optimus prime Damn that's a gnarly optimus prime That looks so cool He's all janky and dirty That's what makes it cool He's all janky and dirty. They have electronic optimist primers where you push the button and they transform.

Really? How much are those things? I don't know. Okay. Are you thinking air wolf? No I didn't watch air wolf but my friends like air wolf. There was a no the movie the no the Bruce Lee movie was enter the dragon was it enter the dragon that had the boobs.

No big boss. That's I love it how you remember that. You know which one had the boobs in it. Big boss. I drew the dragon. I drew the dragon. It was cool. All right boobs in it. Big balls. Enter the dragon. Enter the dragon. It was cool.

Alright. Alright, love you, bye. Okay, bye. Have fun. Are you gonna roll today? No. No? I wanna get stuttered.

Alright. Bye. Bye, bye dad. I like that. I have to watch this. Barry McCaulkin, our Esquire and Jake... What? Just the screen is fine. Jake Chapman, CrossFit. I don't think it's real. I have yet to have any of the jabs of the flu jab in 30 years and have not had the vid

yet and flu only once in 30 years. I don't know what you guys are talking about Boys gotta watch Dukes of Hazzard. They love it. I know the thing is is I let them watch Knight Rider and I Let them watch Knight Rider and I think I remember Knight Rider kind of I used to watch Dukes of Hazzard as a kid And I think Knight Rider kind of ruined Dukes of Hazzard for me. It's hard to go back. I should have shown them Dukes of Hazzard first. Anyway, someone asked about having Ari on to talk about Jujitsu. Yeah. Man, his Jujitsu is so savage. I posted that on the Three Playing Brothers yesterday. It's so- his Jujitsu is so fucking good. And I can't believe how high level it is for a fucking seven-year-old

It's nuts All right, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go watch the press conference of UFC 308 Make sure you guys watch that go to the UFC and watch the 47 minute video here I'm gonna show you guys again for those of you who don't know You'll really appreciate tomorrow show more if you watch this this video what is the the press conference it will be gnarly too what's that thing called yes I'll put in UFC 308 and see if it pops up UFC 308. Oh

And the slap fight guy the crazy Hawaiian is in a slap fight tomorrow I tried to get him on I'm gonna send him a link really quick and see if he'll come on. He's in Abu Dhabi. They're 11 hours Ahead of us So it would be 11 p.m. there I wonder if he's awake oh it's called a countdown the full episode at just 18 years of age to poor you began his pro career and quickly You'll really like this. Even if you're not into UFC, you'll really like this. Type in UFC 308 countdown full episode and watch this before tomorrow's show. This is really good. Made a name for himself on the regional circuit.

Ahead of him. Was earned over the span of a record breaking 12 year career. He's out! Max, don't away! earned over the span of a record-breaking 12-year career. And he's fighting Max and hey man I'm really concerned about Max. I'm really concerned about Max because I was looking at him at the press conference and he looks so skinny. That has him on a path to reclaiming the title he once held. And then this guy is fighting Robert Whitaker from Australia is fighting and he's fighting a guy named Khamzat Chimenev who's undefeated and that's in the co-main event and that fight

is going to be absolutely savage. This guy, Khamzat, if there was ever a boogeyman in the UFC, it's this guy. Everyone's terrified of him. But Robert Whitaker is going to fight him and if man in the UFC, it's this guy everyone's terrified of him And but Robert Whitaker is gonna fight him and if anyone could beat him, it's Robert I'm in there for 25 minutes trying to take this head off. It's a tricky balancing act. Oh look at you my Yeah, the card is so great you guys it's so great It's such a great time to get into the UFC If you if you want to pick up another sport or drop a sport and pick up a new one to watch. It's amazing when you get that kind of recognition

from everyone. Big artists, big sportsmen, politicians. This is like a this is one of those fucking cars. It's so crazy. What's so cool about the UFC is What makes it cooler than boxing is you don't have to wait Like they put on the big fights every fucking month the fighters are so fucking active and there's so much drama I believe all the wins every fight I do it builds a legacy you talked about his combinations That's something right out of a video This guy fought Conor McGregor when he was young and Connor was young and Connor couldn't beat him. He would kill Connor now. He would fucking destroy Connor now man Right hand by Holloway. I felt like I was in control the whole fight. Max is fighting very very smart tonight

I thought this is Max's last fight against Justin Gage and the guy on the left, Justin Gage is like one of the most, the scariest guys in the UFC. Like anything I could do was working and it felt awesome. Holloway is showing no signs of slowing down. Max seems to be pitching a shutout right now. Oh yeah. They went up to 155 pounds for this fight. So normally Max fights at 145. He's probably the fucking best 145 pound fighter who ever lived and he went up to 155 pounds to fight this killer Max is from Hawaii and one of the things Max is known for is he doesn't he's been around so long that supposedly he doesn't spar and training anymore.

Holloway continues to buy another one. This is the toughest opponent he's ever fought and he's fighting his best fight right now. The last 10 seconds. So this is the last 10 seconds of the fight. This is his last fight Max Holloway and You see he's putting his hand out here, and he's basically saying Justin for the last ten seconds of the fight Let's just stand in the middle and fucking throw punches and see who wins Seconds came to finish. Yeah how he pointed at the ground. He's like right here motherfucker. Let's do this

Look at this this. With just a few seconds left he was winning the fight he didn't even have to do that. And uh and fucking mashed him. Um I hate men who give it give it give it large about combat sports, but don't fight themselves. I hate men who give it large about combat Well, clearly you've been in a lot of fights because you can't even fucking type anymore fucked hard Yeah, Saturday night's gonna be in said well, it's not. It's at 11 at the main events at 11 a.m. Because it's in Abu Dhabi. Yeah, Max and sugar would be a great scrap.

I agree. All right. If I wanted to see men in shirts eating each other out, I would go into my bedroom. Jake Chapman. That's cool. Dana supposedly gave a guy in the crowd a contract at the UFC press conference. Wow. I can't wait. I can't wait to watch the press conference. I cannot fucking wait. I can't believe how much I'm into the UFC. I can't believe. You know, I hung out. I met Dana once. I'm sure I've told you guys the story. It was either at the Arnold or Mr. Universe and we were in Vendor Village and we were there and Vendor Village hadn't opened yet and he was at his booth and I was at my booth.

I was there with Travis Bajan, Tyson's dad and I was filming, there was an arm wrestling booth there and his booth was right across from our booth and so we were like, you know, ten feet away and I walked over to him to talk to him it was before the UFC was like I didn't even watch the UFC then and uh he talked to me about uh making the you know his investment in his time in the UFC and I was talking to him that I hoped arm wrestling would make it big and we fucking shot the shit for 30 minutes he probably doesn't even remember. He was so fucking nice There was no one there just the two of us. He was so fucking cool

Anyway, I hope our paths cross again I'm glad that I got to I'm so fucking glad that I got to be there at the beginning of CrossFit and build this great friendship with Greg and got to be a fucking witness of its growth and, and, and how much Greg taught me. And if that wouldn't happen, I would have loved to have fucking been that, uh, rock that I was for Greg for Dana maybe in another lifetime All right I

Think we're done here great show I'll see you guys tomorrow morning and then tomorrow afternoon I do need to do a show with John Young and Taylor again. We need to wrap up. We did that series, who's going to the CrossFit Games, and we never finished that up. So maybe that'll happen tonight. Alright guys, thank you. Oh, what's this?

Ever sat and watched your dick get getting hard? Bye. Of course I have.