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Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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Like a massage parlor. Yeah. Except no happy endings here. I like how it seats you back there. Hey why doesn't Andrew Hiller tweeted 12 days of Christmas workouts are never good? Why don't people like those? I like those. I always had fun with those.

I don't know. I like them too. What is that again? It's like there's 12 movements in every like you do one and then you do one two and then you do one two three and then you would do one two three four. That's what it is? Yeah, I will say I don't think anybody ever does them correctly. Why would I explain? Like somebody sometimes they'll do them like 12, 11, 10, 9, 12 to 1. But sometimes they'll do it and sometimes we'll do it 1 to 12. And I don't think any, every time it happens, it just never, like the class never does it

collectively properly. Is there a right way to do it? Are you supposed to start at one or supposed to start at 12? Is there like a official? I think it's one to 12 you do one and then you do one two and then you do one two three and then you do one two three four okay let's make one oh wow see I'm super fucked up too how says it's one and then two to one and then three to one see I've been doing it wrong this whole time. Wait a second, I don't even understand that. What you do one? You do that you do day one, whatever the movement

for day one is. And then you do and then you do day two. And then day one. So the first movement, that's your first round. Oh, and you do two and two and one. That's your second round. And then three to one and then four, three to one then five you think how's right on that I? Think so yeah, yeah, because you always you always say the first you say whatever's The next day you say all whatever item that is and then you go back to two to one oh Yeah Okay, yeah, wow see I've been doing it wrong for 10 years then. That's not really though that different than doing... That's not really that different than doing one and then one, two, or no, one and then

one, two and then one, two, three. Very subtle difference, right? It's just in the reverse order. Yeah, I think so. so yeah I like my way better I like one and then one two and then one two three and then one two three four I do too makes it I like that flow a lot better makes more sense in my head Andrew canceled 12 days Christmas oh let's Christmas. Let's... You start with the new movement and go down. That's correct. Oh, I see my wife says I'm right. All right, good. That's all that matters. Fuck the rest of you guys. WPTH 12 days is madness.

Oh, I know it's crazy, right? There's there's some there's a divide in the group because J.R. always has a 12 days of Christmas workout. Oh, he does. Can I see J.R.'s? Yeah, I'll pull it up right now. I love. I'm going to write one myself right now. Oh, really? Yeah. With the help from the crowd.

Number one should always just be muscle-up right um I think it used to be that way and now people can just do a fuckload of muscle-ups so then they switch it oh okay legless rope climb yeah I like that and then a rope climb oh so wow okay that's cool then a burpee three burpees with the hundred pound dumbbell with one 100 Wow The devil for us. It's the one where you like do the burpee and then the dumbbell snatch Yeah, and then a dumbbell to shoulder overhead then wall walks Then wall facing handstand push-ups. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's a lot of them

so that wall facing handstand pushups. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's a lot of them. So that, you would end up doing a lot of those. The wall walks? Yeah, you end up doing one, two, three, four, five, six, you end up doing 42, right, handstand pushups. Don't you just count times it by how many rounds there are left? Yep, yep. Dumbbell squats. Don't you just count times it by how many rounds that there are left? Yep. Yep dumbbell

Squats dumbbell lunges Nine bar muscle ups. Holy shit. I Think my shoulders would snap off and then ten thirty six bar muscle ups is crazy All right I'm doing his I got if I got to figure one out. Mine's gonna have like sit-ups in there Yeah, I'm at sit-ups is always a good good the the the the

the the the the the too close to Christmas. You have a whole 48 hours. I know, but like, go away. One of the stories, one of the stories I have is the guy. Did you see the guy who the illegal alien from Nicaragua? Who lit the girl on fire in the subway yesterday?

No, but it's fucking crazy, dude. Really? Some fucking illegal that was held at the border and then released fucking threw a match on a sleeping woman on the New York subway yesterday. New York is a mess, dude. And she burned to death. How can I do that story two days before Christmas? It's crazy. It's crazy.

What do you mean they threw a match on them? I know that's's all in fuel well there were there were bald bottles of alcohol all around her so maybe I don't know maybe she was extremely flammable I have to imagine if you're sleeping on the New York City subway you're probably drunk or passed out right yeah that's a good point my my mother-in-law. Hey Kevin, these illegals are getting such a bad rap. Go ahead. Is that a corgi? What kind of dog is that? No, that's my border collie. My mother-in-law was in on a she's an attorney she was she did a case where the

this husband was like really pissed at his wife and like the Jody that that story is sus. Um, yeah, what do you mean? Like you think like he sprayed her down with wd-40 first or something? Yeah something something like because it like I could throw a I could throw a match at something and it's not gonna ignite You know what I mean? And also if someone like lit if so, I would hope that if I was sleep fuck I don't know I was gonna say something maybe that's dumb But I was hope I would hope that if I'm asleep and someone lit my blankets on fire at some point I would feel like some burning and I would wake up and jump up. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah

This is the first thing that I think my wife said to me when I mentioned the story to her Or someone I was on the phone with maybe witness ID the suspect don't help the burning woman. Yeah that all that shit's weird The suspect don't help the burning woman. Yeah that all that shit's weird New York subway is crazy, dude. Oh, yeah hair first burn the hair first Okay, I mean that's probably the most flammable thing on a person So yesterday it was the giant cop, the cops that were fucking and stealing money and got caught and today someone got lit on fire. Yeah.

New York is a crazy place. Someone said New York's like the way it was in the 70s. I remember being a little kid, New York was like crazy. They had that movie Escape from New York and just the stories of New York and then Rudy Giuliani took over and then I hung out in New York for York and just need the stories of New York and then Rudy Giuliani took over And then I hung out in New York for like 10 years in and out of New York City in Brooklyn and it was awesome And I guess it's gone to shit. Oh, dude. It was amazing. I had so much fun there I've been there a couple times and it was always during the winter and that's probably the worst time to go to New York

But it's just freezing cold. If I was a kid there, if I would have been a young, if I would have been in my teens there, like 14, 15, 16, 14 to 20, I would have done so much summertime, nighttime bike riding. It's like when the streets are empty and it's the middle of the night and it's 85 degrees, what a cool time it would have been out to be

with your friends getting drunk and stoned and just riding your bikes all over, you know, downtown Manhattan. Yeah, that is pretty cool. The New York Governor put out a post on X that she was so proud that crime was down in the subways. Oh please. God. They're doing so much to combat it. Hokel is a trip. Is that heavy, savvy picture just before you started CrossFit? No, that's not even, it's never that fat. It was never that fat. Where's my Ronnie Coleman? Yeah, buddy. Oh, he's the guy that does that? Like wait, baby. Is this him?

Is this him right here? Is this Ronnie Coleman? It's Ronnie Coleman. Yeah. You know, he used to be a cop. And he looked like that. Really? Yeah.

Let me find a picture of him. That's crazy. Like a real cop or like how Shaq was Sha Shaq's a cop too I think was he? No, no, he was a real cop. He was like, like you know how CrossFit Games athletes used to have real jobs? That's what Ronnie Coleman was to bodybuilding. Wow. Barry McCaulkin or now he can't talk.

Oh, now he can't walk. Now he can't walk and he can't talk. That either. What happened? All the weightlifting and drugs fucked him up. No, I think he just started making enough money being a Mr. Olympia and no, but now he can't walk. He's all fucked up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the drugs.. 1992 I didn't play at all in the Olympia. Didn't get a dime. Didn't get a dollar. I didn't complain. 1994 I didn't complain when I got 15. 1995 I didn't complain when I got 11. 1996 I didn't complain when I got six, 1997, I didn't complain. When I got nine, the moral to the story is, why complain? If y'all wanna do something different, if y'all like the sports you compete in,

you gotta part with it, don't compete. I didn't complain, I didn't cry, I didn't get mad. I just kept doing what I kept doing and I got better at what I kept doing and I beat y'all. This is why I beat y'all. Just keep on playing. Maybe you'll find out like a little kid that playing that is gonna really get you nowhere but where you are now.

In second place. In 1990. Bitch. Uh, he crushed his uh, spine trying to squat heavy all the time. Damn. Yeah, I all the time. Damn. Yeah, I bet he did. Damn. That's fucking gnarly, man.

You worked out so much that you fucked your bones up. His whole spine is fused together. Had something like 15 back surgeries. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. Oh, David has a new Who ate all the pussy oh not you My goodness, is that a real shirt Kanye wore

Mmm, I'm doing that. I'm fact fact checking that. Who ate all the pussy? Oh, who ate all the pussy shirts? Let me see if Kanye has one. Hey, do you remember that show? Remember that show we did where we pulled up the boobs that were like the doctor fucked up Yeah, that show got I saw that show this morning got a restriction on it Because because of those boobs even though they were covered and it was a Yeah, that show has a restriction you have to be 18 to watch it Can you imagine think of all the stuff that's on Instagram and on YouTube and that show has an 18 year old restriction on it.

Think about all the stuff that comes up on this show and that one specifically requires you to have to watch it. One of my one of my buddy's friends, kid little boy was watching his YouTube search had in it how to do bikini waxes and that was and that was the boy's way you know of seeing some you know girls an entrepreneur you don't have to be obese to be overweight bodybuilders are overweight and it takes a toll You just have so much fucking muscle on you that you're overweight Anyway, I got nothing

This is just this is just a chill show You want to see Ronnie Coleman squad 800. Yeah, and be great Get our first ding 30 seconds into the show. Well, then I'll fucking pull it up. Oh, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care Huge what a what a camera angle What a camera angle damn Did he hit him in the back of the head? Yeah, dude I don't think that's where you hit a dude. Wow. His quads are massive.

He spends more time getting dressed than I do working out. Oh my goodness. Yeah, three quarters of the video is just him getting his single like his stuff on the squat. Look at his right arm He couldn't get that closer to his shoulders if he tried like that's it like he He's fucking huge he's in a squat suit. Yeah Obviously and what's he look like today? He's just all 15 back surgeries Wow

See This is probably a pretty bad pig well, he's not bad. God Hillary gave Emily O'Hern a Christmas present. Oh Really? Here is here is today. Oh, okay It's like Terry Crews, yeah, your career Terry Crews looks like him Wow Wow. Hey, so when you're that buff, it's like being really fat too, like you stretch everything out and it never and it kind of never goes back. Yeah, I guess so. That would make sense.

Yeah, 800 pounds, 800 bones would crush anyone in this chat just on racking the barbell if they could ever get it off the rack 800 bones pounds bones pounds No, come on David we could do it Your problem, right? There's a video of him leg pressing 2300 pounds Jesus Christ it I um Where was I was in Russia with Alexey Vovoda and I remember he was leg pressing

over a thousand pounds, but not 2000 pounds. You couldn't pay me enough to like press any ever anything at all. I'm guessing Ronnie Coleman has a small dick. I don't know. I hope know. I hope he doesn't. You think he has a big one? I feel like he's got a big dog. Oh good. All right. Did we see a picture of him in his cop uniform? No. Let me get it again. Ronnie Coleman the cop. in the car I can like press 600 pounds after after I saw wow that is nuts after that's what my forearms look like oh yeah yeah let me see yeah well basically the same dude, yeah Cool

Dude my shoulder was hurting so bad last night it's better not last night. I couldn't even do this with my shoulder Couldn't even chicken wing. No, it's weird I was trying to watch Dexter and I put my I couldn't even just like doing this like her I mean still hurts, but I mean like I was having trouble doing it What the hell it's cuz I've been lifting heavy weight. They snatch 125. That's right been going heavy. How could I forget? Yeah, Andrew really fucking Yeah, Andrew really fucking, uh, Andrew really put it to Emily O'Hern on his Twitter. Yeah. All right. Let's find out.

Oh man. She's a senior producer at taint. What's taint? What is taint? Uh, it's a, it's the point you measure your dip from. Yes. What is taint? She's a senior producer with taint. What is that? Taint. Oh, here we go. Oh, is it a video game company? Taint Technology Enabled Storytellers. Any taint technology enabled story storytellers? Uh, Oh, they have, uh, I couldn't be more excited for what's next. Every year after the CrossFit games, I take time to reflect on my journey,

my goals and what lies ahead this year. That reflection led me to a big decision after 10 plus, uh, unforgettable years with CrossFit, I've decided to step into a new chapter. You should have decided to do that? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was fired from CrossFit. Decided you slowly destroyed the CrossFit media machine from the inside out. This culminated at the 2024 games when your team turned their shirts inside out, hiding the word CrossFit.

For this, you were removed from your position It was not a decision of yours. Imagine your whole life being a lie. God. It must suck lying. Why not just tell the truth? I Mean, I guess she decided on the new job, but she did not cycle these cross fits That's what sucks. That's what sucks about being woke. You can't ever like tell the whole story You can't ever you can't ever do both woke. You can't ever like tell the whole story. You can't ever you can't ever do both sides. You can't ever be like, Yeah, well, abortion is if you make abortion illegal, you are taking rights away from

women, it is their body. And but it is also killing the baby. Like you just can't look at both sides. You can't be like, well, maybe maybe there should have been more lifeguards at the Lazar drowning. But it's also Lazar's personal responsibility and accountability When you're competing at the highest level and we are responsible like they never can do both sides You'll never you know what I mean this show gives you both sides, right? Mm-hmm, you'll never you'll never you'll never he they can never do both sides They have to live in a total life. This chick's lying so much. She doesn't even, she can't even admit that she fucking lost her job outside of her

own control. It would suck to have to always lie. Be searching for like how you want people to perceive you rather than just what the truth is. God it must suck. Patrick Clark are you lying? Listen pup, be honest puppy. You know they did that. You know they did that. It's like, Patrick, tell me if I'm wrong. You knew that. You knew they did that.

Come on, be honest. You knew they did that. Pup. You knew they did that. Pop. Pop. Come on. I didn't, you know, I wasn't there. Oh, I didn't know you weren't there. You weren't there. You weren't there you weren't the games this year

Where you were overseas you were doing doing the Lord's work, yeah mill work Maybe I did know that Yeah, they did that they turn the dude you didn't you didn't hear what happened they were upset that the Dude, you didn't hear what happened. They were upset that the woke part of the media team, the part that hates gay people and hates black people, was upset that... Well, it's not that they hate black people. They just think black people are stupid, right?

They don't think they know how to use computers and... They can't get their ID card. Yeah, they don't know what the DMV is and like that. And you know, they should be kept as slaves because on their own, they should be kept under the government thumb because on their own, they would perish because they're just dumb blacks, right? That's that's the whole a Wolkeratze thing. That's the Dems. But so they were upset that the the presentation

of Lazarus Memorial, that it wasn't good enough And so and so she particularly threatened for the whole team to go on strike Can you imagine that's your job and that you're like hey as the leader of them as the media team there? I'm gonna I'm beginning to threaten That my cohort is not going to show up the next day to produce the games. Yeah. That's so ridiculous. Crazy, right? And for nothing, for absolutely nothing. Hey, it's, it's crazy. It's crazy. What happens,

right? You, you, people as parents will, will, will know this. There'll be times your kid what happens, right? You people as parents will know this. There'll be times your kid gets hurt, right? Like they fall down and get knocked out or they get a gash on their head or something bad happens. And there's people who just fucking scream their fucking head off. Like there's parents like that. And then there's parents who are just fucking like,

when my son snapped his shin in half at the skateboard park like You cannot freak out No, you have to stay completely. I mean you can freak out later But you have to in the privacy of your bathroom, yes, exactly You have to It's crazy and you see videos like that too, right? Like just like you're somewhere and there's like something happens in a room and 20 women start screaming.

Yeah. You can't do that. No, no. Someone has to stay completely fucking calm. And you have to fucking like be present and be assessing the situation. You know, the five steps, check your surroundings, assess the situation you know the five steps check your surroundings assess the situation and then start working towards a plan to fucking remedy or fix get out of there remedy the situation yeah one time i almost fell off of a ladder and the person that i was

supposed to be holding the ladder for me just started like screaming and yelling as I was hanging from the ceiling oh yeah like onto a ledge I was fucking furious dude there's it's there's a selfish component to it that's just wild right yeah like it's like dude nothing is happening to your shit. I'm the one hanging from the ceiling right now. Yes. When my boys were young, they were playing football in the neighborhood, and my youngest five at the time comes running in crying saying he's hurt. I told him to shake it off. My wife was not happy when she got home.

Turns out he had fractured his clavicle. Yeah, I saw my son fall off a climbing wall and break his elbow and i told him to fucking wipe it off too and then at dinner all of a sudden he was a left-handed eater oh shit i whispered to my wife uh he's got to go to the er now that's right yeah he broke now it's concerning. He broke his elbow. What is this? Do you see what's going on in that photo? No, oh, let's see. Ah, yes, I do.

You want me to show it? No, I because I can't see what's going on in it. It's depicting what we were just talking about. People covering up their logos. Oh, oh, oh with their shirts and oh shit. Yeah, you could. Wow. Yeah, people put, people put, yeah, people put like tape on it and. Yeah. It could just be like a Nike hoodie.

Yeah. It could just be like a Nike hoodie. But that is it is a logo that is covered up. Yeah. I remember that I can't see that dude on the on the dick train. Yeah, it was a shock. It was a shock. Yeah, it was a shock. It was a shock. It was a shock. Some events would send you home for that. I mean, they should have for sure. I mean, before the games happened, I don't know if you guys remember that this year though, there were two, there was like a head photographer and there was the chick from Florida. I can't remember her name. I get her and Emily Ohurn's confused. They looked at again in no Cute girl Jew husband hates white men

out of Florida Okay. Anyway, there was a chick from Europe and there was a chick from A chick from Europe and a chick from Florida who were both supposed to be part of the CrossFit Media Team this year. And I want to say about a week before the games, they started posting stuff on there just hating on white men. You know what I mean? Just doing just crazy fucking racist... What's the word called? It's not fascist. What's the word called? It's not fascist. Oh Evelyn curry, thank you. Whoever just text me that. Thank you Evelyn curry and

And then some chick from Europe and what's funny is is I think it was Hiller who exposed it pulled up the old post of theirs and was like hey really these are the these are the people that you want working the games who are just fucking we openly hate on photographers and And camera camera people who are men or who are white and they both weren't at the games They both got kudos to CrossFit CrossFit whacked them both I think the head photographer though didn't I want to say she didn't get whacked. I want to say she was scared, right? I think she was I think she was like somehow... By the way, don't be scared people to go anywhere. Like nothing happens. Like all the hate you see on the internet,

like if a hundred people are writing mean things about you on the internet and then you're going to the place, like if you really didn't do anything wrong, nothing's gonna happen to you. No one approaches you in person. They're gonna start just a public brawl. Yeah, like no, like if you say you hate white people, and then you show up to a CrossFit event, like no one, no one. The people, first of all, the people who think that you're an idiot for saying that, they also believe that you have the right to hate white people. Yeah. Hey, Patrick, no one liked Emily and Haynes. Nobody. The only person who liked them was Annette because they were her henchmen. The only people who liked Emily and Haynes was Annette, the people's person, so that they could run their shenanigans and get people cancelled and fired and and collect them

Complaints to HR to remove people that they didn't like no nobody liked them Dylan hated them everyone at rogue hated them fucking HWPO hated them I Fucking couldn't fucking stand them. They were they were the worst of the worst. They were they were they're truly bad people. They did some really bad mean shit to people who didn't deserve it. I remember Will and I were at a, I think it's like syndicate or Mac or something. And we like walked into a room and they were the only two in there. And we had just arrived and they didn't look up from their computer. They didn't say hi. They didn't acknowledge us like nothing. We're there for like over an hour. And they never said a word. Like it was just like they were the only ones that existed.

Everyone everyone who says the stuff about retribution. If there was any retribution coming out of HQ, it was from them. They would fucking punish you. If you didn't step in line. I wasn't a fan either, but they kept getting promoted. Yeah, totally. I agree. Here was the thing. They sunk every time there was a new media director, they just kept, they would just sink their teeth into them because they had so many fucking incompetent people. I mean, do you remember the first media director they got in there? It was some chick from the Waze app. And they would just sink their teeth into whoever's there and just start manipulating. And then they had, and then Annette is really the one, feels like she's the one who's in charge of the fucking company and then and then they would you

know Annette's a hundred percent DEI and that puts a Class as a class system person not a merit-based person You can go listen to her interviews and in their their class system people too. And so it wasn't merit-based So anyone who threatened the class system they fucking went after Hmm. It was It was really fucked up. To be honest with you, I would never even think that I would have ever witnessed or heard the stories that I heard in my lifetime, the shit I was hearing there.

It's insane. Yeah. It's just constant. I mean, you can see it in Brian's most recent interview. It's the exact same thing. So you know, Kathy Hochul, the governor of New York was saying that black people don't even know what computers are, let alone even be able to plug in. Oh, here we go.

Call her. Hi. Hello. Hey, Yves-Yvonne. Hey. Hey, I'm just calling to say hi. I tend to be asleep when you're online. I just wanted to say I just wanted to thank you for fighting a good fight, man.

Oh, you're welcome. Thank you for calling. How is it over where you're at? Yeah, pretty cold. Well, for us, it's cold, but you know, surviving. Surviving and I just wanted to... I tune in often, but like I tend to fall asleep while you're online, not because of you, just because of the time difference. How dare you.

To try and get up early. Hey, what time is it? What time is it there? Oh, yeah? Almost. 20 day. I tend to wake up at 4 so but this is about the time I want to go to bed Oh, can I say where you're at? Yeah, yeah, so you're in the United Arab Emirates I Am and what do you do there you coach No, no, no, I'm just a I'm an avid fitness guy. I think I'd spoken to you a couple of years ago.

I'd lost like 184 pounds doing CrossFit. Wow. Oh my God. Wow. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Hey, so that's a- Long time.

And you would actually invite me back onto your show and then I just never called you. My bad. Yeah, no worries. So you are a huge proponent of personal responsibility and accountability you see the power of it completely I guess so I tell my parents I'm stubborn you know yeah yeah that's um no no no one was gonna take that weight off for you yeah no I was it was a wake up call sort of end of 2019.

kidneys failed and I was like on verge basically and a doctor wanted to put me on dialysis and my coach at the time, well my friend who's now my coach was like, you know, maybe we'll spend six months and get a second opinion. See what happens. What meds were you on when you were at your heaviest weight? Nothing. Nothing? I opted for nothing.

I opted for, so me and my coach decided to go against everything. We said let's start with say a fortnight. We just aimed at drinking three liters of water a day, walking for half an hour and then getting nine hours of sleep a night. That was just the start. He was like, let's just do that for two to three weeks. See how you do. What affiliate was that?

Alive. Which one? CrossFit Alive. CrossFit, what's that second word he's sayingFit Alive CrossFit, what's that second word he's saying alive? Alive. Yeah a life or alive Alias Alias, what is that? What's what's a lie? What does that mean? Not too sure I think it's got something to do with being a dark horse

They have a program called Dark Horse. Crazy. And you had you ever heard of CrossFit before that? Yeah, I started doing CrossFit in 2013 sort of on and off in between doing like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and stuff. And then I got really heavy. Like really, really heavy. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. How much do you wait decided to get? How much do you wait how much do you weigh now? Oh? Well, I've actually put on a couple of pounds I'm about 185 now I should be around of 177 usually holy shit. So you lost half your body weight you cut you cut yourself in half

shit so you lost half your body weight you cut you cut yourself in half yeah something like that something like that it just happened to be stubborn right and just make sure you do the work and cleaned up my diet and stopped drinking you know all the good stuff i think you were afraid you were gonna die yeah yeah that's what the doctor said and so you got scared and you're like fuck this yeah yeah fuck this i'm out i'm. And so you got scared and you're like, fuck this. Yeah, yeah, fuck this. I'm out. I'm going to take full responsibility. Well, if you think about it, I'm now a healthy person.

Like I'm more of a weekend morning person than a night party animal sort of thing. And I train like up to an hour, hour and a half a day. So it's all for the better. Yeah, that's amazing, man. All right. Thank you very much. And you know, your content. And when you say I'm fighting the good fight, what do you mean by that? Oh man, I really don't want to get canceled over this. Okay, fine. I love you. Bye.

Yeah, I love you too, man, thank you. Have a nice day. Bye. When I hear Governor Hokel say that black people don't know what computers are or people saying that black people don't know how to get to the DMV, you know there's that great video where it shows them interviewing students at UC Berkeley and They're they're just describing all the needs for black people. You're just fucking you just you can't even fucking believe what you're hearing It makes it sound like that. They're not even human that they're basically just infants That's exactly what I hear out of when I hear Brian talking about like all the blame all you'll never hear that you'll never hear Brian acknowledge anything about uh uh Lazar who Lazar is it's all just Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave someone in my um someone in my comments goes here goes seven

lying again claiming that Craig Richie uh asked for Dave to be fired. Hey, dude, not only did he ask for Dave to be fired, he has Dave to be replaced by Fikowski. And I don't remember exactly what the details were, but it became very clear at one point, you can go back and watch the podcast that that's all Fikowski was doing. He was hoping to get Dave's job. That's all that was. And, you know, it's pretty bizarre. It's pretty revealing what everyone's doing. Before even Craig Ritchie... I'll tell you the story. Before Craig Ritchie even made that video,

I did the video with Greg, and as soon as I was done with the video with Greg, I went into my indoor computer. Oh, oh yeah, go ahead, play this. Here we go. Oh, we can't hear it. It's okay. But professional. Okay. Here we go. Talk about that later on.

I was very vocal about my thoughts on Dave Castro in the investigation video. I feel like. You sure were. I feel like he should step down. I don't know maybe in an ideal world I'd actually like to see Brett Bukowski as the director of the CrossFit Games. I feel like his heart, brain, his cognition around all that. It's like a stab in the dark but I feel like it could be a great thing. Oh you think it could be a great thing. So listen, so here's the deal. Before Craig made the video, the video taking the clip out of context of us making fun of

CrossFit Games athletes and making fun of Carolyn Lambre, I, right after that video was done with Greg, I went, there's a great 10 minute description there of what he describes of exactly what Metfix is and what CrossFit is and the difference and how they're it's just a great clip. So I posted that online and since then there have been a hundred comments on there. I've erased 98 of them saying you fucking asshole. You edited the clip and edited the part out where you talk shit about Carol Lambray. Oh, you're hiding it. Oh, you pulled it down or another 50 people like, it's disgusting what Greg says here. All of

them basically showing that they didn't listen to anything, that they just fucking got their fucking marching orders from watching a Craig Ritchie video. And it's, what's the word? Exlem exemplatory of just how stupid people are exemplatory. That's right. Right. A good example. It's exemplary. Exemplary. Exemplatory.

You didn't, you don't worry. Exemplary is serving as a desirable model representing the best of its kind. Exemplary. Yeah. Exemplary. Uh, David, we, uh, doesn't care about the comments and things deleting comments or make him horny. Oh And so There is a

It just at some point at some point it's like just You know when dogs are barking and then you start yelling at your dog to stop, stop barking and you're just like, what the fuck is going on now? Your dog's barking, the neighbor's dog barking, they're scratching the fence. And you, you're on one side of the fence, tell yelling at your dog to shut up and your neighbor's telling his dog to shut up. And it's like, just like we've hit that point. Yeah, I do that sometimes. Yeah. It's just like, Jesus Christ.

And that doesn't work. It's just a claw to the back of the neck. That usually stops it. And then you got Craig Richie being like, well, it's not what he said. It's how he said it. It's not how my dog is barking. It's not that my dog's barking. It's how he's barking.

It's just really high pitched and I don't like it. It scares me. I was surprised. And anyway, just to close up that point. And so you just see, you just see that Brian's on that camp now that black people can't take care of themselves. It's just all victim, victim, victim. It's just all one side.

Whereas here you get both sides. There absolutely would have been fantastic if there were 10 more lifeguards out there. Sure, yeah. Yeah. I would love to get an honest autopsy, honest evaluation, heart study on Lazar. So in the future we know if there was anything

that athletes could be doing that would make it so that they didn't put themselves in that situation. I'd love for just an honest evaluation of the entire thing. Yeah. Probably not gonna happen. Unfortunate. Unfortunate. Is Ricky gonna invite us for a free workout at his new gym? Oh, he got a new gym.

Yeah, that's what his YouTube channel is about now. Building a new gym. Oh, he's not going. Okay. Brian friend said that we should not listen to this show to the show anyway because nobody knows about Greg Glassman anymore. What? I don't know what he said, but it wouldn't surprise me. I don't even understand any of these comments or else I'd read them. They're all they're all too smart for myself

Brian said Lazar was known for pushing himself beyond his limits. Yeah Shit, that's crazy, dude. Yeah, I've been known to push myself beyond my limits too Yeah, and then he can't chicken wing your arm anymore Yeah, and then you can't chicken wing your arm anymore. So this company, I guess Evelyn Curry's working at, no, Emily Hearns is working at, on the cover of their website, their proudest moment is the Rihanna concert at the Super Bowl. That was the one where she wiped her pussy and smelt it. And I was in a row with 30 people watching a 90 inch TV and half the people

were kids under the age of fucking 10. And we got to watch Rihanna on the Super Bowl rub her pussy and then smell her fingers. Evelyn Curry went to work or Emily Hearn or whatever that thing is called. I want to see if this company has a DEI statement, announcements, careers about, about, about this company. I bet you they have like a climate change policy and founded by Michael taint in 1978. Uh, I don't know how Michael taint is global footprint, 2000 team members, 20 offices, seven continents. Oh, they have a sustainability. The, this is where she's going to work. Building a more sustainable future is the greatest challenge of all

and it has to be accomplished through global collaboration. You said nothing. We work with Music Sustainability Alliance. Jesus Christ. And the PFAA. We're also rolling out a company-wide global education program for more of Taint's problem solvers. There's nothing. Just another fucking vision. Ingenious. Together. Dedicated. Come on, where's your DEI policy? They don't have one. They probably got rid of it in the past two months. Anti bribery, modern slavery slave chain values

well good that's where you belong you should work at a company called taint that's where I'd stick you right between the ball sack and the anus fuck that's painful. Alright, show's over. I thought, I thought Hilar would wait till after Christmas to ass-pounder Why wait when you can do it right now, yeah, that's true I Saw a list of um countries by their testosterone levels Who's got the highest? It's like no, it's like no Uzbekistan. Oh

It's some Stan country. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. Let me see if I can find the whole list. Oh, 87 countries. Oh, here we go. Uzbekistan has the highest. Then Croatia, then Cameroon, then Azerbaijan, then Mongolia. I don't know about Ethiopia.

That blows me away. Congo. Nigeria doesn't surprise me Saudi Arabia Really? That's weird Sudan Uganda Netherlands What? It's probably because I got all the pop chicks over there Serbia Ghana Denmark Algeria Belgium Armenia Kenya Russia Bulgaria Serbia, Ghana, Denmark, Algeria, Belgium, Armenia, Kenya, Russia, Bulgaria, Sri Lanka. Have you ever seen a Sri Lankan dude?

No. They're hot. What? They're hot. No way. Tunisia, Yemen, China, Egypt, United Kingdom. United Kingdom. United Kingdom doesn't have any test off from

that must be a typo. Indonesia, Vietnam, Japan, Iceland, Iraq, Iraq, Iraq. You typed in what? I typed in Sri Lankan men. Yeah. And then I just found this Instagram page. It's called men of Sri Lanka Yeah, yeah, oh they fuck dude Wow, all right my bad I Just assumed they were like like just pacis or Indians just like I mean behind those

Wow, okay, let me let me agree how Greece is like down by the bottom I would have never Thailand for look it so here's the Uzbekistan says testosterone level 773 You go to the very bottom of the list the Czech Republic 315 Latvia Bahrain, Bella, but Belarus is not that I mean those guys are fucking savages there In Belarus. Yeah, aren't they just like Russia light Yeah, I mean, but Russian I would think of Russians as having high tea count

Finland 375 I Think that they should have just done it by continent is the United States even on there? Yeah, it is. It's like right in the middle. We're like we're 459 We're closer to the bottom than the middle I want I Want to see where the fuck is France France probably didn't make oh France 420 Yeah, when I think of France, I just when I think of Frenchmen, just think of really low testosterone yeah i just think of the think of the gays yeah that's their they have their own country yeah france yeah i mean you could be born there and not be gay but it's but it is the gay country definitely yeah if there is one

the gay country. Definitely. If there is one. We we sell up. He said have you looked into the Chi, Kyle Mullen death at Bud's? No, that the guy who died with because he was doing steroids in the middle of Bud's. But I but I expect people to die in buds, you know? Yeah, for sure. Former football captain at Yale. Oh yeah, that tweet is making it around. The one that Hiller made. Holy shit, like three people have now sent that to me Jesus

It must be weird it must be weird to be I forget what it's like but it must be weird to be cancelable and I forget what it's like, but it must be weird to be cancelable and have to just live a lie. Do you think she really believes that? Do you think that she thinks? She doesn't, right? She knows that she was pushed out of CrossFit. Yeah, I think she's aware of that. I think when you write that shit on LinkedIn though, you're like, you're not trying to broadcast to any potential businesses that you were actually fired

from your job. So I feel like she, I mean, she could have worded that very differently. So like when I bought my house, they're like, hey, this house has completely revamped in new plumbing. And then, so we had the inspector come and they're like, yep, all the plumbing in this house is new. And then we were here a month in the in the in the 50 feet of

Iron piping that was ran underneath the slab of my house collapsed and basically everything yeah, though the whole it was you know, it was put in in like 1956 and so basic and I'm on a slab so you can't just go under the house and replace it So it was a fucking crazy hundred thousand, $200,000 ordeal, right? We had to move out of the house. Every, the whole, all the floors had to be taken up, but they knew that they were lying to us. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's like, I mean, when I bought my house, same thing, they were like, yeah, yeah, I live in it. It's totally livable.

You can live here. He wouldn't, but he, and finally when we were able to like come into it. Yeah, not livable Leaks in the roof the foundations cracked water's coming in through the through the floor Yeah, like they know they're lying. Yeah for sure Um, uh, give her a break. Uh, I would like to give her a break. What would that look like? Just don't talk about her anymore. Just like as people like fly off the CrossFit branch Let her slither off into oblivion. Yeah Like the fucking snake she is it's like it's like it's like the people who say that um,

Greg and I laughing at the games athletes in lambray they think we're laughing about lazar and then they make posts and um, and then uh, Craig richie makes an inflammatory comment saying i hope no one sponsors these guys and um, You're saying that I shouldn't fight back on that like I should just be like, yeah, it's totally cool. It's fine You know, just give him a break. You mean like that Yeah, sure No worries, you mean you mean she got like tons of people fired, but it's okay. She left. So just let her go Yeah, yeah, no worries dude. Talk to me. Baco. So just let her go. Yeah. Yeah, no worries, dude

Talk to me, Baker. I'm open to it was Emily both honored and humbled. I don't know what you mean by that It's honored to be working for the what oh my god Did you see that? What no what? His next comment. Who? Bakos? Yeah. Oh, what are what are you doing is called piling on?

Oh, you mean piling on meaning like it's it you explain explain. I don't see what how are you gonna how do you determine when when it's when it's piling on? the I don't know if it's unfair dude. I don't think it's unfair Don't kick someone when they're down. Mmm Just like everybody else does to the rest of the CrossFit staff. Yeah, anything happens. Yeah Hey, here's the here's the here's the I love getting I love getting piled on Nice I love the I better not that. I'm a married man. I love the pilot on. Yeah. The pile drivers when you have the ankles, when you got the ankles pinned to the ears

and the anus is pointing, the vagina is pointing towards the ceiling. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Just vertical. And then you just oh my god we're back in business nice it's nice oh jeff shut it now you took it too far dude you took it too far just shut it stop correcting us it's also tate not taint I didn't know that a co not by co it's seven not savan Yeah, so you can be, you can be, you have, I guess, so LinkedIn is just one giant lying ground.

Yeah, for sure. That's just where everyone goes to lie. Absolutely. I mean, it's just like, like everybody writing their resumes, like there's, there's always like a redirection of what actually happened. Because anytime you write something you have to make like even if it was just the most bullshit nonsense known to man, you have to make it seem like I actually made a difference. I did something. Look at look at all of this.

I handled $5 million. You're like, no, you didn't. You just linked in his circle jerk central 100% That's all it is. Oh, my god, great post. I love that you're active in your community. You're doing an amazing job for our for our business. So Lincoln is just one giant black square. Yeah, for sure. It's just it's the one it's the thing for fucking corporate America. You're not gonna find any good jobs on that website.

How come no one offered me a job or I didn't get head hunted after I got fired from CrossFit? I thought after you have a successful career somewhere, people are like, like I have friends who are like, I was head hunted for this position. I was the chief operating, you know, operating officer. I was cheap. Um, whatever, blah, blah, blah. No, no one's ever since I left CrossFit, no one's, I've never been offered a job.

No one's like, holy fuck. How did, how did you do that? How are you part of that team? It was the part of the fastest growing chain in world history. Um, seven, you seem available. Like, shouldn't there be a movie about me where like, I'm just in my fucking garage training my kids and my beard's all long and shit. And I'm the former greatest chief marketing officer who ever lived in like someone shows up from like Microsoft and is like, we want you. Everybody's too busy piling it on. I haven't even

got a job offer to fucking be cashier at McDonald's. Wow. You know who did? Donald Trump. He's out of a job and he, McDonald's offered him a position flipping fries. And he worked that shit good. He did. Because you are naughty. Sevan, you got to watch the Beast game. Such a ridiculous social experience. Oh, I have been watching it. I have been watching it. Really? Yeah, watch the first two episodes, man. I really don't like him. Mr. Beast. Yeah. Why I don't know what it is. There's something cold and kind of dickish about him. I don't I don't know what

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And to move on to the next phase to win the $5 million, you have to, each team, you don't even know these people, you have to pick someone and they are going to go up on this balcony and he's going to offer them money to offer that one person money, not the whole team, to get rid of his kick his whole team off. Right? Okay. You kind of follow me. I'm not explaining it. Great. Yeah, no, I get it. Now these 60 teams are these four teams of 60 each are there and each of them sends a representative And they're standing on a balcony and mr. B says hey So what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna run this clock above my head this dollar clock and it's gonna start at $1 And it's gonna go up so fucking high that no one's gonna be able to say no

And if you hit the button your whole team is gone, but you get the money Mmm, and then right before he starts team is gone, but you get the money. And then right before he starts the clock, he says, and you get to stay. And the clock starts fucking counting up and it's at two thousand five thousand fifty thousand, a hundred thousand four hundred thousand. And there's these four people with a fucking buzzer, six hundred thousand, seven so now you're standing there Caleb and all you have to do is push the button Your whole team gets to go home you get the seven hundred thousand Eight hundred thousand nine hundred thousand

And Then it goes to nine hundred ninety nine thousand and then the screen goes black and you have to wait for episode 3. Fuck off, dude. But dude, there's so many experiments like that, self-sacrifice experiments. So they put two teams in cages, they put a curtain between them, and they're like whichever team gets rid of the most people gets to go on to the next stage. So you gotta just... What got to just it's crazy. It's horrible. That's like that's like squid games, dude.

Yeah, I didn't see that. But it's it's it's crazy. It's a crazy social experiment. Squid games are wild. That's that sounds just as fucked up. Brian Friend would push it at $2,000. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy.

So yeah, it's a weird game. But in the sets are remarkable. The people though are the worst. Like, you know what's good about watching it for me? It makes me realize like... How much better off you are? It just makes me realize, okay, these are the people on the internet. These are the people in the comments. I mean, there's people- It's Walmart, dude.

Yeah. There's like a hundred people crying. Like it started with like a thousand or two thousand people and the show's moving really fast and every 10 minutes there's someone crying or devastated or there's one lady with like blue hair and she gets kicked off and she's like this is my whole life I needed to win this to help my kids and it's like dude You need you came on a fucking mr. B's game show to win five million dollars and that to save your kids That's your play

If you need a job Yeah What the fuck? Chris Beasley Phil these are old CIA experiments. Really? I guess. You gotta send those to me if you find them. If there's like articles about them, I want to see them. That would be insane. Yeah, just buy a lottery ticket for fuck's sake. Yeah, no plan B. Yeah. Nebraskateries at like 950 million really yeah I actually thought I saw that on the billboard and I was like damn maybe I should buy a lottery ticket I guess it's like that's nuts

god their marketing is horrible I went to their website, doesn't even say what it's at. Oh, it said 100 million. So maybe someone won. Oh shit, 944 million. Yeah, mega million. Wow, dude. That'd be insane. Hey, listen, it says 944 million

and then next to it in parentheses, it says 430 million in cash. Hey, and then- How do they do the rest? Is that like in installments or something? I think, right, you have a choice when you win to take it over 20 years or one lump sum. Oh.

So if you take it in one lump sum, it's 429 million and then the government's gonna take 200 million So it's 229 million and I mean I'm not complaining No, it's 1.2 or 29 millions less a lot less than a billion. Yeah Wow Yeah, maybe you'll play mega millions today Yeah, how do you buy a ticket? Can you buy one online? Click here for details Maybe you'll play Mega Millions today. Yeah, how do you buy a ticket? Can you buy one online? Click here for details.

Let's see. Oh no. Claim prizes, winners games, MVP. This is such a ghetto website. Jesus. Yeah, this is Nebraska for you too. Crime in this. I think I'm gonna have to go to a gas station. You can.

Historical winning numbers. Oh, you can historical winning numbers. Oh, you can you can click here and see winner numbers that have won in the past. Interesting. So you need to pick five. You need to pick six of six numbers. Yeah, you have five white numbers and then a mega ball and then a mega plier. Is that how that works? Yeah.

You can choose how to collect your mega millions jackpot. 30. Oh, it's 30 payments that I said 20. You can take 30 payments over 29 years or a one time cash payment up to 60 days after you become entitled to the prize. Wow. Oh shit. Up to 60 days after you become entitled to the prize Wow oh Shit and The annuity option gives players annual payments that increase each year Wow they've really they've really figured out how to fuck people What if the first year they just give you like a hundred thousand dollars

What if the first year they just give you like a hundred thousand dollars People don't understand how the lottery payout works, you know, I'm one of them. Thank you. Yeah me too, dude. I Wish there was a button here I could click and it would just tell me exactly how it happens Winners, oh and there's a winners gallery Jesus. Let's see who wins. I hope it's just a bunch of toothless motherfuckers oh shit oh shit oh my god to 200 that looks like one of the strippers that I saw at the strip club the other day Damn. $700? That's it? I wouldn't take a picture for that. I wonder if you have to.

David Reinhardt got $500. I wonder if I know anybody on here. Wait, this guy won $503? Dude, this, look at this. This lady won $100,000. She spent 90 of it on bread when she got home. I know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dude, this, look at this, this lady won $100,000, she spent 90 of it on bread when she got home. She went straight to Rotella's, the local bread bakery and just picked up the whole

fucking store. Don Pavy of Lincoln won $100,000 playing the Lucky Star 20 scratch game. Don sister purchased a winning ticket for her and at first she didn't realize it was a big winner. I thought cool, it's a $10 winner. I scratched some more and thought it was a hundred dollar winner then a hundred thousand dollar winner and I started shaking Well, there's little stories this is crazy This is what goes on in Nebraska that dude has no teeth right? No, that's a that's a method for sure There's an illegal got fucking a win oh

Jesus criminy dude good lord the lady on the right looks like her face is upside down dude. It's ET He Fallen oh my god this guy's getting new fucking this guy's filling up his propane tank for the first time and fucking 30 Hey that dude probably bought one of those lid shops a chain in the mall with that Change in my life. He embroidered the hat himself now. That's Admiral Rachel Levine one. the the the

the the the the the the the the

the the New VPN account to protect his child porn. What the fuck is that? Oh my god All right, look at that hair. All right, I like these guys Yeah, it's a good hard-working family right there I Haven't seen oh, that's the first chick that I'd lay pipe to Jesus finally I haven't seen oh, that's the first chick that I'd lay pipe to Jesus finally They got a whole thousand dollars. Nice. I'd put it to her Jesus. He's got a coke habit. That's for sure. He does He's probably on tea as well. Oh, there we go Roger That was like a Roger Campbell. That's a good dude. Yeah, he used that he bought a new boat with that money. I guarantee it

Or just his butt is out fishing. Yeah totally oh my goodness that's amazing okay nice flow Wang flow Wang nice job flow so these are the people that buy lottery tickets. Jesus criminy, dude. Jesus Christ. What even is that, dude? Oh my god. Alright. Alright, Lori. Nice. Okay. You're a sweet looking lady. Nice eyes. Alright. Alright. Alright. Wow. You know what they did. They hear sweet looking lady nice eyes. All right

All right. Wow, you know what they did they've update bought a brand new motorhome They bought like a that's three hundred thousand dollar fucking class a motorhome and now you had a hundred That's exactly what they did now they got you they got around the Midwest Fucking hey these two should fuck this girl this guy should fuck Yeah, those are those like that's a good couple right there Oh, man Look at his eyes straight diabetic he's dead dude. He's dead to the world This chick used to fuck the cop Chief of police. She's a local public school janitor No, dude, that's a nurse. What are you talking about?

That she just bought it. That chick smokes cigarettes and ventilates people. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh, she needed that bad stroke survivor. She needed that bad. Oh oh my god what is this ten dollars dude ten dollars okay I'm finding this guy on Instagram Oh, his name is Mustafa. Oh my god. Oh, Mustafa Arikan Instagram lottery. We have a swisher in his mouth.

What is that? Oh, please tell me I can find him. Nope, that's not him. God, wouldn't it be great to have him on the podcast? Holy shit. What was it like to win $10 in the Nebraska lottery? Uh, there's, um, uh, God, I wish that guy was Armenian. This is incredible.

If someone can find him, let me know that thing. Hey, so what did he do? He's like, Hey, I'm going to take my shirt off for this photo or No, he showed up shirtless. He's like, I won the lottery bitch. the It's a lot of dudes. I feel like it's more dudes than girls. Yeah, it looks like it. Oh, shit. This guy's got his mask on. He doesn't want anybody to know that he just won 50 grand. He doesn't want to get COVID and die. So some people win cars too, huh? Yeah, they'll give away a truck every once in a while. And it's always a truck. I do want to say this.

I haven't seen a picture of one guy in here that looks like he beats his wife. So that's good. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Geez. Every old couple that wins money, it just is so adorable. I haven't seen one. Oh, here we go cross fitter Oh, yeah, definitely

There you go Sam the random truck dude, that's sick. Yeah, look how long her uh, what's her is that your femur? Yeah Great femur. Yeah, it's nice See any other CrossFitters? One CrossFitter. Oh, God. She could be a second.

Damn, she might've had some huge hammers. She needs to lower that thing. All right. How did we end up? Oh, Jesus Christ. the the the the the Hey, I bet you the lottery winners from every state look exactly the same. Hell. Yeah, dude. Oh Like I scored she's cute he

She probably cleans up nice. He's probably a psycho and he said I can fix her and then now they got together Well, well done Caleb. We're getting good at this. Yeah. Yeah All right How did we end over a bit? Oh 944 million for the nebraska lotto. That's right big money Uh, did you see this this is oh, I guess this is a doable story for a christmas time story This is crazy. i want to show you this city on a map kazan kazan russia look at this is uh it's like five planes have crashed

five ukrainian drones have crashed into buildings in this town look at these You see the first comment? Notice how the building didn't fall straight down like it was laced with thermite. Yeah, you know what's crazy? Look how fake this blast looked. Yeah, that does look weird. And then who pulls their camera down? Somebody who doesn't want to get fragged in the face. Someone who doesn't want to get fragged? Yeah. Yeah. So so look at I so I googled where this town is. This is this scared the shit out of me. Lookled where this town is this is this scared the shit out of me look at where this town is K a Z a and Russia

Look when I pull this fucking map up here, this is gonna trip you out. So this is Ukraine attack in Russia and Okay, how do I make it big? All right, how can I can't see the full opening maps? Okay So there here's the town Kazan right, okay, it's 600 fucking miles from the Ukrainian border dude. these fucking Ukrainians tacked from here all the way over to here damn how the fuck did that means that they're basically saying hey we can strike Moscow if we want that doesn't even make sense right yeah that's really that's even further than Moscow did you hear someone scream somebody I thought somebody just something just the crazy Ukraine hasn't taken responsibility for it. Oh really? Yeah I mean as of last night I could

google it again. I could type in Kazan attack. Putin vows destruction on Ukraine after Kazan drone attack. Russian Putin pledges there's nothing doesn't look like there's anything new on it yeah I wonder what the ranges of those drones that are though Ukraine staged a major drone attack on Russia city of Kazan 620 miles from the front line oh here you go that city has a 1.3 million people in it. I mean, they're attacking a big city. What were you going to say? The false flag comment? No, I just said, the drones that they're using only have a 465 mile radius. So how would it make it there? Yeah, I don't I don't think Ukraine is 200 kilometers or 200 miles into into Russia either Ukrainian president Zalinsky said on Saturday without specifically mentioning the strike on Kazan

We will definitely continue to strike at Russia military targets with drones and missiles. Hey that wasn't a military target They struck that was a apartment building. I was a regular apartment building. Yeah. Yeah And Meanwhile, it looks like Russia is gonna make a fucking move on Keefe Keefe Kiev hmm They always try to the the I think I'll be doing another show today. There's going to be some information coming out here very shortly. Stay close to the barbell spin today. He just posted an article. Oh, he did. Yeah.

Here, I'll pull it up. Oh, maybe it was 10 a.m. his time. This one who was no, no no not that one okay no no unfortunately for the world fitness project we already know what happens and I hope I'm wrong but oh let me see let me see let me see. Let me see. Let me see. This is who he's saying is going to sign with the world fitness project. Jeff Adler. So these people all get like 50 grand or 100 grand. Jeff Adler, Pat Valner, Justin Maderas, Ricky Garrard, Down Pepper, Jason Hopper, Roman Krenikoff, Jay Crouch,

Jorg van Carl, Goodman, send Noah Olsen, Chandler,, Sam Kwant, Janakowski, Saxon Pancek, Travis Mayer, Gimah Harris, James Sprague, Sam Kornwaye, yellow host to Luka Dukic. You'll notice this list no longer includes Bram Fikowski. Well, athletes like Mal Bryan are removed when they retire. It's interesting that Fikowski has already been removed based on a statement that he is retiring. I would have expected him to remain on the active list until he didn't register to compete. Oh, let me see what that list is from. Go back up to the top.

That's the Rogue Invitational Qualifying System rankings. Yeah, that is weird that they pulled them off. I wonder why Bill and Katie did that. You would think even if you say you're gonna retire, they still don't pull you off, right? You have to just kind of like wither off. Yeah, that's what I thought too. You can't, you're not like-

From the world tennis rankings, they just keep you on until you stop playing. Yeah, until you just kind of like fall off the bottom, right? Right. It's like if you're selling an album and it's a number one copy, and then all of a sudden you're like fall off the bottom, right? Right. It's like if you're selling an album and it's a number one copy, then all of a sudden you're like, I'm not going to sell it anymore. It still says number one until the sales fucking fall at the floor. I, why wouldn't, um, I wonder why Fikowski wouldn't do it. It's just, it sounds like it's just easy money.

Yeah. I mean, it doesn't have to do anything. And I wonder, I wonder, yeah, I wonder if they have to pay to fly like so if you get 50 grand then you also have to like spend the 25 grand to like fly yourself to all these places you know what I mean? Food, airfare, just whatever bringing your wife, your dog, getting you know just shit. And so you sign up for that and then I'm guessing you have some sort of since they're paying you you have some sort of obligation right? Yeah. They're not it's not like you have to do it in order to fulfill your contract.

They're contracted athletes. They're owned by the show or do the workouts and yeah. You don't you don't have to do. Yeah, you don't have to do that as a By the way, you don't have to do those cross schemes athlete. Hey, do you think that this is a fair? Do you think that this is a fair statement? that the So someone was someone on Instagram said that CrossFit isn't the fittest human being alive. It's only that because they claim that And I was thinking, yeah, of course, of course that's true.

But it's more valid than the Kansas City Chiefs being the best football team around. It's more about because that football team has to go through the politics of what the NFL is. Not anyone can enter. There's like fucking a thousand levels of fucking bureaucracy before you get to that. To think that I couldn't put a fucking team together with unlimited resources to beat that team. That's fucking crazy to think that. It's like they're saying they're like the world champions. The NFL wins the world champions. Yeah. Like the MLB is the world series. Yeah. There's no way that those are the there's no way that that is the absolute best.

And so if you, if you want to, or the Olympics, think of all the hoops you have to jump through. If you're comparing it relative to all the other sports, I don't think that there's one that's more valid than CrossFit in terms of the claiming of its title. There's no hoops to jump through. All you need to, you do have to pay the 20 bucks. I can find that in my couch cushions. There's no hoops to jump through. You do have to pay the 20 bucks. But then on top of that, you could theoretically also, Mr. Beast could do it, build whatever

they do with the games and test it yourself outside of the games and see if you're fitter than them. So to say, right, was that for the games or semi-finals? Might have been semi-finals. And so, but your team still, what is it, but your team still has to qualify through the open or a comp to get to be the fittest. I mean, there has to be some boundaries, just the theoretic, just the nature of what is competition. There have to be some boundaries. It's like redundant saying it. It's like saying when something good happens, God did that for me, but not when something bad happens. It's just a complete blanket statement what you're saying.

Yeah, there have to be some rules, but what I'm saying is the funnel to pick the fittest is the cleanest funnel in all of sports. I can't think of a cleaner funnel and anyone can fucking replicate it if they want, if they had the resources. You cannot fucking replicate. You can't be like after the Kansas City Chiefs win Super Bowl. I mean, I don't know. Maybe you could.

Maybe if you're like, Hey, I have a hundred billion dollars. I'm going to get all those players to come play my guys and show you that my guys are better. I guess you could do that. Yeah, if you really wanted to. Yeah, I guess you could try to do that. No, it's totally right, but it's no different than being great in college

and getting drafted into the NFL. No, listen, because you have to go to college and then you have to go to the combine and everything has to just fall perfectly fucking in place. It's not just fucking pay your 20 bucks, walk in and you're your own guy. Right. Track and field is, I suspect track and field is, oh, do you think track and field is the same?

Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Because you don't, you don't have to like. I don't think the same? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Because you don't have to like- I don't think just a rando, I think you have to go to college. I don't think, can just any rando just walk up to a track and field event and be like, I'm the fastest guy in the world? Yeah, and you can sign up for all those events. They're all open events. So you can just sign up for them whenever.

Gymnastics is not like that. Like gymnastics has politics in it. I don't think weightlifting is like that either. I wonder if track's like that. I wonder if track has some like political gates. I'm not sure. You don't have to go to college to be drafted in the NFL. You gotta show up to the camp and get in. I mean, yeah, look at Tyson. He wasn't drafted. Yeah, I mean, they have like many camps or whatever you can just show up to, or you can like get invited to a combine.

But the nature of putting a team together, and I'm not saying that it's any less, but the nature of having to put a team together, together and the resources and the politics all combined make it less valid, I think, but not less worthy than the cleanness of winning the CrossFit Games. Right. And so to say that it's not the fittest is like saying, yeah, the NFL team is not the best football team. I just, I just, it's just crazy to say that.

And then not only that, just fine. Then show me another show. Show me who is then. Yeah, professional bodybuilding. That one's a complete shit show, right? Yeah, you can just do whatever the fuck you want. Well, and that's just completely subjective. Wow. Yeah. Oh, God, David, you are just full blown retarded. Listen, David says the winner of the Super Bowl is the best national football league

team on earth, not the best football team on earth. Got it. Okay. Good job, buddy. You're a real fucking Ernest Hemingway. Real cool guy. Yeah. Hey, the, the, the, all of, all, let me, let me propose this to you too. All of the fucking games athletes that were in this year could go to another event and

they could do an event and the person who wins that event still won't be the fittest. The fittest will always be crowned by the CrossFit Games until they relinquish that throne. There won't be better judging, there won't be better programming, there won't be better setup or venue. Just none of it. Would you respect the NFL if the fucking lines on the field were drawn by a four-year-old kid and they were all squiggly and shit?

I guess as long as they were consistent. I guess as long as they were consistent. I guess this is long. I guess Consistently swiggly Holy shit, it's been 90 minutes. Why did you guys I can't believe you guys tolerated this show Some of our best work I Ordered something from eBay for my kids and it said it arrived and it's not here Said it arrived on the 20th and it's the 23rd. It was one of those Chinese checker boards Do you know that like you when I was a kid they had Chinese checker boards that were 10 and they had these 10 drawers And on one side was Chinese checkers and on the other side was checkers

Okay, I Never have one of those but you got one. I ordered one for my kids and says show up I ordered them that I've been my kids are gonna hate me Can you imagine how pissed you'd be if you got used toys for Christmas? If you want look at I'll show you what I bought them Christmas. If you want to look at, I'll show you what I bought him. Um, I bought this. I think this thing's out.

I think I'll show you. Uh, hello? Yeah. Hey. Hey, I just watched that fucking Dave interview. Did he say that you were going to be doing interviews at the games? I asked him if I could interview people at the games. He was just fucking with me when he's like, sure done.

Like, like he does that. Like there's no, you know what I mean? There's no there there. But remember how after a crash we pull people up to the counter. Yeah. Yeah. And I just thought, Oh, wouldn't it be cool just to do that? Just to like have a, like, just, just, you know, make it even more intimate,

more community community more fun That was that was the best part about crash Just have like a desk set up on the side and yeah. Yeah, not even a desk just stack of weights Stack of your stack of dildos from P Diddy's house. Yeah, just whatever just keep it cool. Just keep it cool. I Was gonna say if I can't do this fucking roll up house. Yeah, just whatever. Just keep it cool. Just keep it cool. I was gonna say, if I can do this, roll up deep. Yeah, it would be fun. Yeah, and they just come over there. This is the present. This is the present I ordered my kid. I ordered like a bunch of used sets of this. The Darter race tracks from Europe. Oh my. Just a bunch of race tracks. A Hot Wheel tracks. Yeah, but you pull the cars. Just my god. Just a bunch of racetracks. Like a Hot Wheel tracks?

Yeah, but you pull the cars. Did they ever just launching those? Yeah, did you have those? Yeah, I had. I just fucking launch them. You used to just make them with Legos. Oh, with Legos? No, we used to put like,

we used to make ramps with Legos and then put those ramps on top and just fucking launch them. Oh yeah, yeah. And you pull them back and you let them go and they're like that you remember the commercials when I were a kid were awesome They're like the fastest pullback action slot cars in the world No I'll just check it and see if that was true for the fuck and I mean let we I mean I'll pretend like it's true

But I'm not holding my breath. I Want to send Jenna email right now asking to be a photographer In the media team. Yeah, there you go Just don't let any just don't let any just don't let any video surface of you saying you want day fired That's probably not good Yeah Good answer. All right. All right, dude. Thank you Yeah, Vato stick together. Yeah, that's a homie. We can't be illegal that there was no jobs together man. Yeah

Damn his voice is his voice so deep that I can barely understand him. No, it's just like soft She's no caller ID what you need Hello, what's going on? Hey, you're the first person who's ever called in the show and it says no caller ID You serious? Yeah Yeah, I got a new phone or you see you that's why are you drug dealer? in the show and it says no caller ID. You serious? Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. I got a new phone recently. That's why.

Are you a drug dealer? No, man, not at all. I'm actually a professional masturbator. I drink up 80 times a day. Hey, that can't be fun. 80 times and you have to do it. You have to do it to get the best. That's the world record. That's the be fun. 80 times and you have to do it. You have to do it to get that. That's a world record.

That's the world record, my man. 80 times in a day, my goodness. Does it just come out just in droplets after like 10? It doesn't come out at all, but you'll feel like a little whistle. You feel it? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Like an old man sleeping at night, like someone who smoked too many cigarettes, you just hear the penis go, hee. Oh my God. So what do you guys have to? Just nothing. Just hanging out.

Just, you know, just tearing people up, lifting some some people up tearing other people down giving them a fresh start piling on yeah piling on we're kind of down right now you're checking out 80 times a day it's not joke makes us feel sad hey do you have a woman there it sounds like there's two dudes there that's to do we can jerk off at the same time sometimes when he's normal course it's not gay oh the One day. I heard if you get past 75 you just die No, no, no, we got 80 already. We're winning. Oh, we're still going I I always wondered if anyone jerked off to this show Oh, yeah, now we don't do we do it to anything really you know, anytime you got to get creative Oh, so I shouldn't feel honored

It's not an honor at all. No, I'm actually doing it right now as you speak I got a nice shiny head The first time anybody's jerked off to me that's awesome, that's great. All right. Well, are you excited about Christmas? What do you give a guy? What would you like for Christmas? What do you give a guy jerks off 80 like for Christmas? What do you give a guy who jerks off 80 times a day for Christmas? For a man who has it all. You gotta feed him, man. You get hungry, you have to do that a long time. You gotta give him some. You gotta eat four bananas a day and put in like beads in it. Put turmeric powder and you need ginger, you need honey. Drink that whole thing. Mix it up. Drink drinking everything a day. You know me alright

Yes, you know Alright, actually we would request that like a special drink. You know, how are you 100 bitches today? Day all night. Hell. Yeah, 24 7 baby. All right. Well, thank you I'll put that in the show notes a concoction special shake for jerking off 75 to 95 times a day Yes, sir You guys take care now. All right. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Merry Niggmas to you, too the the

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the the the the No, he said it oh He knows he game recognized game That was godable The thought of masturbating 75s come in son my child We have to change the subject. Okay Yes, excellent. I Was just showing people what I bought you for Christmas. Something you find out something used on eBay. You know, have

you ever gotten any used toys before? Try to lift that up without breaking it. See see how like there's a Scoot back a little bit towards you You understand fulcrums and levers and stuff like that? I can't pull it up. Oh, I'm good, right? Hold up. Oh. I'm good, right? That's simple. That's some bullshit though, you said? Is mom still here or am I in charge now?

What? Is mom still here or am I in charge? Mom's still here. Oh. You know she's leaving in a bit and I'm gonna be in charge. No, she isn't. Yes, she is. I want microphones on. I want gonna be in charge no she isn't yes she is our microphones on the microphone my headset hello I can hear you how about

now can you hear me yeah Caleb yeah oh were you fighting just now no why do you have your hand wrap oh I got it on some reason when does fighting start? Let's see what time is it 846 Did you do schoolwork yet? Oh, yeah, I don't really have to do score because I already finished it But I did a subject and subject what subject nice how'd it go good? You doing division? Mmhmm. How about with the remainders? No.

Uh, soon. Uh, not soon, but I'm... It's around the corner. What's 6 divided by 2? Uh, 3. Damn, that's some gangster shit. Holy shit, Ari, I didn't know you knew that. That's good.

You can't even wipe your own butt you can't even wipe your own butt. I wiped it this morning. No way that's crazy dude. Hell yeah dude. Three centuries ago. Hey dude I want to tell you something what two days ago I walked by the bathroom and I saw you wiping the toilet seat like the and I was so proud of you I was like oh my god. It took me 20 years to learn how to do that It was crazy. It was crazy. I just walked by I'm like look at this little stud wiping the toilet seat I mean he had both lids up but he still had a little I get did you have a little sprinkle on there? Yeah, I got a little sprinkle and then you took some toilet paper and wiped it up. Did I teach you that? No

That's such a you see non did do it. I'm just like, yeah. Oh, that's such a Yeah, that's good kid, yeah, you always wipe the toilet see so I wipe it even when I don't dribble on it No, yeah, even if I don't even if I don't get a little spray on the side I still wipe it just as just like a courtesy way. Yeah, it's good. Yeah Listen someone in the comments that I sit to pee do you ever see me sit to pee or do I stand and pee? the the the the the

the the the the the the the I think you just like to just see bathrooms like you like to just a tour bathroom You just want like it's a goal of yours to shit in every toilet in America That should be an Instagram go to bathroom public bathrooms and take pictures of them and then rate them What's the grossest bathroom in town There's like just in town like you know how like yeah like there you You know there's the bathroom at the point.

There's the bathroom at Capitola. Wait, slow down. There's the bathroom at the tennis courts. The bathroom in Pleasure Point Pizza or the one near the burrito shop? The one near the burrito shop. Yeah, both those are hairball. I feel like the one in the um, pizza places got better Yeah, the walls the walls used to be nasty, but the walls don't really count the walls don't count

How about that steel do you sit you and you sit on that steel toilet and take a shit the one at the point? Don't you? Oh, yeah, that was gross One the bathroom smells like cigarettes and the floor is always completely wet it's like the bathroom is in a puddle oh my god that's disgusting

but I seen grosser there's lots and lots of gross ones the one at the the one at the The one at the pleasure point pizza does the sink doesn't even work No, it's disgusting. Oh, oh pleasure point pizza. That's the one with the red has red walls, right? Yeah No, I was like, um as red walls with they cleaned it in the floor is nicer. The red walls are a little scary for me Hey, where who has the nicest bathroom?

In town. Like, are there any public restrooms? You're like, fuck, I don't even got to go, but it's so nice. I'm just going to pinch one off here anyway. Cafe Cruz, you like that bathroom? No. Her bathroom is clean, cleaner. Have you ever seen to do the floor party?

I know I've seen a clean one. Wait, any bathroom including our house? No. Including houses? I'm just talking about the ones in the public spaces. What about the toilet? You know where we get avocado toast at the geriatric cafe where all the old people are? Geriatric cafe.

Oh, their bathroom is pretty clean. Their their bathrooms really nice, right? Yeah. I'll give that about same as traffic cafe crews. I think their bathrooms better because cafe I like a bathroom with just a door behind it and I can go in there and just take a deuce without anyone walking in or out cafe crews like they got a urinal a shitter they got both. So like you can hear people coming in and out. I just like my own privacy. So how about, how about the bathrooms in Newport beach?

They don't even have doors. Remember that one you had to take a deuce in and I had to guard the like a door on your stall. My kid. Yes. I love a dorm adults like it too. I mean, adults like it too. Yeah.

I still like having doors. Sometimes you gotta shit with the other door. Adults like it too. I mean, adults like it too. Yeah, I still like having doors. Sometimes you gotta shit without a door. Everybody else watches you poop. And that's when you realize you made the wrong choice and you joined the military. I did drop my iPhone in poop once. Who wrote that? I forgot about that. God, that sucked. Did you buy a new one? I forgot about that. God that sucked.

Did you buy a new one? I don't remember what happened. I think whatever... There was a pile of shit at the base of the toilet and I had my phone in my back pocket and it flipped out and fell into some someone's shit. That's fucking disgusting dude. Like diarrhea and shit. I saw the gross this thing yesterday Tice went to the bathroom and I walked I walked in I walked in and I just saw this just

big hairball poop and did not flush it I'm like When you tell stories about people on the show, use like fake names so that their parents don't get upset and shit. You know what I mean? Like just be like, so I walked in the bathroom and Carl, let's just make everyone Carl. Carl. Okay. Yeah. Carl. Okay. So you walked in the bathroom after Carl and there was a hairball poop in there. Okay, go on So I just like that just so gross I didn't I didn't even want to go to the bathroom But i'm like I gotta go and this is the only one So gross whenever mom blames me for not flushing the toilet like if I drop a deuce like i've done me all the time I blame you guys right away. That's what I do too too I'm like I didn't do that. That's the boys

I'm just telling you I blame you you blame the dog when he fart when you fart too It's so weird to forget to flush, isn't it? Yes Yeah, it probably it probably happens way more now that like people are on Instagram and shit while they're dropping a deuce It probably used to never happen happen also most toilets are automatic now so like you just get up and walk walk off and you're like oh it's just gonna do it itself even at people's homes oh maybe not at people's homes but like public toilets are usually automatic and here's here's another thing i do i take a deuce and i flush and then i wipe and i flush yeah and so what i And so what I think happens is you don't do that. Don't waste water.

You take little pussy deuces. Take the old monster shit like me. Dude. I took one the other day and it was like two and a half feet long. Wow. Two years? I wanted to take a picture of it, honestly.

You should have. Hi, Nick. About two years ago. Yeah. Take a picture of it. Honestly, you should have Yeah, I A Ten lollipops, you know, no sugar but wait you eat ten lollipops with no sugar I call bullshit well, no added sugar. I, I. What kind of talk? What do you mean? Like you didn't dip the lollipop in sugar?

No, no added sugar in the lollipop. Where'd you get the lollipop from? It was, I think at Dre's birthday. Yeah, that that's sugar. Yeah. Of course that sugar. It's a lollipop. That's the definition of a lot.

Anyway, we'll talk later. Did I know? Mom said you can have some, but I didn't understand the some part. Okay, so you had ten Let's get so I got ten. Okay, and then when I got home I had a floor I had Exploding diarrhea and I had to flush the toilet about five times in a row Probably even Nuts enjoy in the shower. I'm like, oh my God, I just want to get in.

Because I was, I had no clothes on. I was freezing. Just taking a giant diarrhea. Listen to this. I'm going to tell you about a crazy shit that I take like once every six months. This happens to me and it happened to me yesterday. What? I took a shit.

I take a shit. They're like miracle shits. I took a shit and then when I stand up there shit on the top on the back of the toilet seat That's why that's why I'm just like How did I do that? Always trip on those ones. I understand under toilet seat cuz it like splashes up. Yeah. Yeah, but how is there shit? Like up high yeah, yeah Dude it's like it might as well just be sitting like a bottom

It might be like I just stood on top of this whole toilet and just took a shit drop it on the basin You know what? You just dropped an upper decker. Oh god. Oh my god, Heidi. You're having that old You're old now. You got that. Um, what thing and on your tooth what ma ma you? Mighty has it and Bobbuk have itit right here. It's like right here What like a sharp tooth? No, just like go like this. Oh No, I don't have that no Okay, I just saw some beat your ass dude I

Destroyed Joey yesterday What oh fighting? Did you see me? I saw you beat his ass. I saw you. I saw you tap him yesterday. That was pretty crazy. I didn't I'm like I Never went on my hardest on every but on nobody you just I don't know why just can't do it for some reason you know, when you're fighting your brothers, I just I like a week ago, I just I grabbed Joe's head and just rammed it in the couch just went like

but then he got back up and destroyed me. Oh, okay. So yeah, you deserve that one. I can't tell if that was Caleb or Heidi. That was me. Oh my goodness. Yeah, you're glad you're not the only one. It's bizarre. I think I took a perfectly smooth, like just like explosive shit. And then I wipe and it's like there's nothing there and I'm just like proud and then I get up and there's shit The fuck is that there doesn't even make sense I should put a camera on my ceiling and pointed down

In the bathroom so I can see how the miracle happens It's probably some monster that lives in the toilet that takes my shit and smears it on the back of the seat Camera on your ceiling. No, you just use the bathroom. So I can see how the miracle happens. It's probably some monster that lives in the toilet that takes my shit and smears it on the back of the seat. Oh yeah, that's probably what it is. Are you sick, Ari? Mom, heat up some milk and put a little cinnamon with cocoa. And I drank, so it was basically kind of like hot chocolate

with no sugar. And then that just made my stomach go, just did not make my stomach feel good. Then I drank a little water and then I felt, and now I feel better. What do you think? Do I look better than I have in the last couple of weeks? I've really cleaned up my diet.

You look better than I have in the last couple weeks? I've really cleaned up my diet You look better yeah, they look the same basically am I tubby or my skinny You're That means I'm tubby, but he doesn't want it doesn't want to hurt my feelings Yeah, not really fat It's hard to explain it's like You don't think my face is getting thinner my skin looks better look at look at I mean I've been eating so clean look at me. i've just been eating steak and persimmons really i mean you see what i eat every day i just in the kitchen just percent what have you seen me eat persimmons persimmon steak yeah

maybe i had a carrot here or i had a couple pieces of cucumber yesterday I did a couple pieces of cucumber yesterday. That's a fruit. Cucumber is? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. All right, your fighting class is starting. It's 9 AM. She's a little late.

She is? Sometimes, but I'll just get out anyway. Oh. What? I have striking class. I have the,. I have the Chinese. I have the oh wow what? the present I bought you is is the same present that I had when I was a kid at my house and I

Actually bought it for Joey. I didn't actually like it, but but I thought it was okay But a whole rock we Tonya loved it, and she just sent me a text saying she still owns it. That's crazy Oh, is it mine? Where's Joey's? No No Wait, did you buy the toy though? Oh, that's an incredible picture that barbell spin used for his article. Oh Yeah, that's a good Emily of Emily Rolfe. Yeah, that's crazy Jesus my wrong Yeah, that's crazy. Jesus.

My wrong. One woman, my own, my own. All right. Good to see you. I'll be in there shortly. You mean by shortly you'll be in there soon? Yeah. Like five minutes.

Five minutes. Beat it. Uh, I know you're not gonna cut me Don't drop All right, nice to see you bye bye later dude your great your great Addition to the show. Okay. Thanks. I liked your gesticulations today. You know what those are? No. Like your hand gestures.

Okay. You know like when you go like this and like this and like this. Well I'm stretching. I'm tired. Hey, we're gonna work out today. We're gonna do some squatting today after fighting. Squatting? Yeah. Squatting. My quads are sore. Yeah, My quads will be sore.

Yeah, your quads will be sore. That's right. Bye, love you. Love you too. Love you too. Alright. Thank you for helping me raise my son you guys. Alright, explosive diarrhea, we talked about that. Very important conversations we had today. We continue to aspound the douches, nozzles in the community. Yep. the douche nozzles in the community. Yeah, I heard that um

What did I hear? I heard that Brian friends in charge of media for Wadapalooza Oh But for some reason I thought that that that's gonna be quite the pivot from Charlie Doobie, that's not an easy task No, it sure isn't that's a that's a that's a lot of fucking moving pieces that's a huge challenge Yeah, that'd be interesting. I just heard the heater go on in my room. All right.

I think there'll be another show. Stay close to the barbell spin. I think there's some pretty, some breaking news going down today. And then hopefully I can get spin on the show and we can talk about the release of the article. I'm guessing around 10 a.m. Pacific Standard Time, the story will drop. So stay close over there. Talk to you guys soon. Thank you. Merry Christmas. We'll be here every day, by the way. We'll be here Christmas. Talk to you guys soon. Thank you. Merry Christmas.

We'll be here every day, by the way. We'll be here Christmas. I believe Kil Taylor, Paper Street Coffee and Kil Taylor Christmas morning giving away a thousand bucks. Greg. Oh, I'm assuming I'll do a show at seven a.m. on Christmas morning with Greg also. So Wednesday is going to be fun. I don't think I do guests anymore.

Nope, not tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow President Trump's coming on. Wow. Amazing. How'd you get him? Think I could get Joe Biden. I heard some lady the other day. I heard some lady the other day be like, yeah, the difference between Trump, Trump and Biden is Biden.

You could never get him to do a fucking interview or a press conference. Like, and if you need, you had to go through like a hundred people just to get to them. And Trump, you just call them and he answers and he's like, no. Oh, I could do Bill Clinton. I could try to get Bill Clinton I don't I mean he's called the show so many times I could probably dig through here and get his number right reverse Yeah, that shit, right All right

Talk to you guys soon. Thank you. See you guys later on today. Happy Monday Tuesday. Happy Monday All right, bye. Bye