The Sevan Podcast - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson WATCH PARTY

Episode Date: November 16, 2024

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Big old flap of skin flapping around. True. Caleb, you think the fight was rigged? I do. I do think it was a little rigged. You think Serrano, the pretty girl one? Yeah, I think she rigged I think you think so Ron. Oh the pretty girl one Yeah, I think she did. I think she really beat her ass

Boy, I mean like halfway through and I think Yeah, the chick with the lame I claim hi no way she didn't win. No, what do you know about fighting? Yeah, I don't know anything I just I like to talk my way out of problems Mike Tyson or Jake Paul, I love Jake Paul Caleb I fucking hate that guy Can we do a I'm with with Caleb on that one? Me too. Oh my god, you guys are all haters. Hey, can we do a can we do a I'm with with Caleb on that one. Me too. Oh my god. You guys are all haters

Hey, can we do a can we do a poll? Who wants Jake Paul to win and who wants Mikey Mike Michael Michael Tyson? Here's the thing. I think that I think that if Jake wins this he can parlay this into more than Mike can parlay I know Mike's gonna lose but I want Mike to beat Jake Paul. I just want him to try his best at least. No no who's gonna win I don't care who tries their best give me an answer. Jackson. Jake Paul. Representing the 20 year olds in the house. Who do you want to win Jake Paul and Mike Tyson? Jake. You want Jake to win? Okay good. I want Mike. Thank God. Come on. Are we doing a, oh look

at Netflix is pissing me off. Yeah you know I'm, we've had no stutter here. My sister who's in Texas has been getting a stutter and some other people on the, in the chat have been getting stutter. Let me see Chase Ingram's there. I'll send him a link. Maybe he'll come on. He's in a suite overlooking the stadium. He said it's packed and crazy, crazy intense. Then another one of my friends was reminding me that Kiltoni, the next Kiltoni that goes on the road will be done in a bigger stadium than this with a larger crowd, which is pretty impressive. Yes. Where do you want to win? Will we bring that mic a little closer to you? I don't really care who wins, but I think because Jake Paul is younger, I think if he does win, the hype train continues. And I like that.

Sure. And I like that. Like what continues? Like the- The hype train, just the hype around Jake Paul I just like it Jake Paul who wins Jake Paul Mike Tyson Pretty significant and in Tyson's 58. Um, do you think that this fight is set up? Mean No, I think that I think that this is an actual fight I think this is like we're gonna fucking

Eat the shit out of each other the kids skateboard coach thinks that it's all set up It's that Jake Paul's already paid Tyson to just take the fall Wow really they think yeah They could just pay Tyson to just take just lose right? That's what they think Yeah I mean just to keep just to keep the drama going a step on the fight supposedly scripted Jake Paul wins knockout in round five World star leaked the script Wow really by a knockout you think that they they paid Mike Tyson enough to be knocked out Airquotes on the knocked out part no way Netflix down for thousands of users in the United States not for me Denzel Washington says he hasn't had to audition for rolling 40 years. Oh

Shaq Who Shaq credit card debt hits record 1.1 trillion Drake bet 355,000 on Mike Tyson beating Jake Paul. I don't see the world star leak looks like Iron Mike ain't just coming for Jake Paul tonight Mike Tyson reveals his friend died of AIDS He says they shared the same partner but says he didn't contract the virus My Tyson explains why he slapped Jake Paul. I don't see the script part. Oh, I think we got somebody.

Oh shit. There we go. Chase Ingram. Hey. From Arlington. Yeah. How is it? Dude, it's insane.

I, it's my first fight I've ever been to live. And are you in a skybox? Yeah, I'm in a suite. I had to step out. It's, it's insane. It's my first fight I've ever been to live. And are you in a skybox? Yeah, I'm in a suite. I had to step out. It's way too loud. I can walk you guys through it if you guys don't care being loud for like two minutes. I can't believe how good the connection is.

Can you show the stadium from where you're standing? Can you point your camera at the stadium? No, I'm by the, you want to, I'll walk you through the suite right now if you want me to. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's check it out This is chasing room from get with the programming Yeah, don't worry about what you can see All the people at home can see I'm like the old man. I

Understand respect Hey, how's the event being run Chase? Is it smooth? Yeah That's oh Man, that is nice There you go. There you go. Hey, how's the event being run, Chase? Is it smooth? Yeah, it's awesome. Oh, man. That is nice. That's so beautiful. Hold on. I got a knock.

Wow. Thank you. Thank you, sir. That guy's coked out of his mind. Do you have earbuds in, Chase? Chase, do you have earbuds in? No earbuds for Chase, oh. Oh my god.

Whoa. Holy cow. Look at that screen, dude. That's insane. Wow that sold out. That's a cowboys stadium? Wow. If someone needs to close the door. Hey, close the door buddy.

Crazy, right? Yeah. Hey, it's sold out. I can't hear anything you're saying. I'm going to step out real quick. Hey, you know what's crazy is the technology. The technology, the fact that we can get a connection from there on stream yard and how crisp you look I mean you look better than Caleb. Yeah, that's crazy. Hey, that's sold out. There. When I got here two hours ago, it was at 70% capacity already.

And now is every seat full. Yeah, it was at 70% capacity already. And now is every seat full? Yeah, it's gonna be sold out tonight. And what are you expecting? Caleb, or someone was saying, pool boy was saying that it's scripted and he's supposed to go down in the fifth round. No.

No, you're not buying that? No. I think Tyson has two rounds to get him. You don't think he's done enough EPO to make it past the second round? I just, I mean, that was this kind of ML when he was at his prime. Like he didn't have the endurance. He just had the knockout power. Hey 58. He's got to be, he's got to be on meds, right?

He's got to be all juiced up and EPO'd up and ready to go. Fine, juice him up, just fucking knock him out, please. Yeah, oh, so you're rooting for Tyson too? Yeah, I'm teeing his ass, dude. I don't wanna see Mike Tyson get knocked out by Jake Paul. Pullboy just sent me this script, I guess World Star Hip Hop sent a script. Wow.

Fight script leaked via social media ahead of Netflix's showdown. There's no way. No, there's no way. I wonder what Andrew Hiller thinks. He thinks it's scripted for sure, right? Well, yeah, that's his. He also thinks Trump didn't get shot.

Right. Good point. All right, buddy. Well, thank you for checking in. Enjoy the fight. Great. We really appreciate you guys giving us, or you giving us, get with the program and giving us, being our correspondent there in Arlington. Oh yes, you're welcome. Live correspondent. I'll hit you guys up after the fight, maybe. Awesome. Thank you. All right. See y'all.

Bye. Wow, guys. Chase Ingram over at the fight. Live. Hey, can you figure out how to go wide from that now? I can never figure that out. How about that? Oh, no. Heidi, when does it start?

Isn't that weird? I can never get out to the... Hold on. To the wide again. Once I click it in. Heidi. Wow, look at... Oh, Kayla actually brought the stream up for a second. Uh oh.

You have that ability? Pfft. Pfft. stream up for a second. Uh oh. You have that ability? Is that someone's conservative farmhand nephew? Yes. I'm representing your first time appearance. He's been in Santa Cruz for a while. He's come here, some people go on Mormon missions or Christian missions. He's here bringing the conservative message to the youth

and say to Santa Cruz. Stay to the surfboard. Who's betting on this? Have any of you guys bet on this? That's why it can't be set up. They can't set this up and then allow betting. There's no yeah, there's no way There's no way it's set up and that they would allow betting that would be crazy. I Don't know man

It's the system You think you think tapping the mic the good idea Answer me son You're dead Here do you want a I'll give you something to fiddle with Just had him the flit lock Have you seen this, uh, Jackson? No. Oh shit, I think I'm nearly...

I saw that pistol back there. That was heavy. Yeah, I got that from, uh... Oh, how'd you do that, Caleb? I just... I don't know. I fucked with it a little bit. There's... it's not really... No, shoot it, shoot it. There's no shooting. Shoot it. You had to like leave and come back. Pull it back and then.

Yeah, just share a screen and then stop sharing the screen and then went back to that. It is. You have to pack powder and bullets and talk and you do all that. Now you can just. It's all fixed. Colby Stevens says it's all fixed. So you think they allow betting and it's fixed, man? Can you imagine if the FBI or CIA or whoever the fuck found out about that?

Wouldn't they come down hard on that? It's probably the ATF, but really they're just worried about people having bump stocks. So they're not super worried about boxing matches. I had bump stocks explained to me finally yesterday. Did you figure it out? Kinda. Ken Walters, $50 on Tyson. I had bump stocks explained to me finally yesterday You kind of Ken Walters $50 on Tyson a Drake dropped 355,000 on Tyson Drake fucking Ruined it. This is why Drake shouldn't bet on anything because he just wrecks it

Why cuz whoever he bets on loses? Yes every time He's such an idiot They let people gamble on WWE matches no shit. Oh Wow, is that really true? Oh one rambler 1000 on Tyson Cameron what's up, buddy? How's the exerciser my friend, oh my god How's the exerciser my friend? Oh my god. Oh it's happening? No. No. Dude he slept Tyrone Woodley. Tyrone Woodley doesn't even know how to box dude. Of course he did. Anderson Silva's 70 years old. How does Jake Paul keep convincing these fucking grandparents to fight him. Oh, that is wow.

I fight grandparents. Holy shit. That should be, um, that should be a shirt. Jake Paul. I fight grandparents. Exactly. Like that's crazy. It's elder abuse. If anything,

uh, they gamble on Superbowl commercials. Uh, that's a little different. Uh, pull boy. I mean, you can bet on what the color of the Gatorade will be in the Super Bowl. That's predetermined. Orange, usually. Oh, is Tyrone a woke pussy? That's good to know. He seems like he would be. He got a little victim in him.

I didn't see the Mike Perry fight, but I saw the highlights. Seems like he would be. He got a little victim in him. I didn't see the Mike Perry fight, but I saw the highlights. And uh... Got some holy balls stuck in my mouth. Dude, they're showing a highlight reel of Jake Paul? Yeah, it's pretty stupid, honestly. Yeah, yeah. Prime. pretty stupid, honestly. Yeah, yeah, prime drink prime, dude. Yeah, I'm fucking beat his ass.

I'll hit me. It's all day long. I watched the Netflix documentary to build up this fight, and I was pretty impressed with Jake Paul. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like watching a fucking 60 minute reel of TikToks. No, no. Kevin always looked like a gangster. What are you talking about? Kevin Steiner. Jewish name, right?

Elder abuse, 60 plus. Just FYI. Yeah. Jake Paul is 27 or 20. I think Logan, I think his brother's a bit of a tool. I mean Cut from the same cloth, but I like Jake. I Really like Jake. I hate his beard. I'm good. That's the beard. I'm growing out

I want to grow out a Muslim beard a beard No, I don't hate it someone I'm reading comments someone said they hate it. What do you guys think of my beard? I'm reading comments. Someone said they hate it. What do you guys think of my beard? I don't care. Yeah, good. I don't care either. Are you going to fight tomorrow? Are you got a tournament tomorrow? You're going to fight? You are? How are you going to do? Are you going to film? Is that going to be your first movie you edit, Avi? Probably. Fil- film a little pre-hype of him getting ready for the fight tomorrow and then film his fights and his victories. And like when he wins, he'll be all teary eyed and shit and flashing his gold. Are you guys capable of watching TV and doing a show at the same time?

Joseph, Joseph, are you going to fight tomorrow? Look at you. You're like, how about me fool? You going to get some golds? Uh, Joey Joey you are can you beat Ari yeah yes you can put it to him you have seven pounds on him just back that ass up on to him He can't do it to me he can No, we can't I could do it. Did you move the mic? Being bang bang. Did you touch the mic? Just a little bit towards you

Little more a little more No, that's Joey. It's good little more little more. That's good. How's that? Next title fight Dave versus Brent Wow, okay Okay, it says mine is perfect length. Thank you It's like story And I grow it into a big square. Dang.

Just trim the sides like super shallow. Yeah, and just get just a block, like a brick. I'm gonna load up all of Bobby's video. He's gonna learn to edit in the next month here and I'm gonna load up all his videos on my site. I'm gonna take them and make all the money off of him. He ain't getting shit. Thank you for asking though.

Oh, I'm not working on that computer then. Someone growing it out like the Old Testament. Yes, that's correct. That's a great question. Will Tyson bite him? Fuck, I hope so. Yeah, the rich Froning beer. That's a great Dennis. That's a great Yeah, I'm gonna grow the rich Froning beer or Abraham Lincoln More Abraham than rich for sure Abraham Lincoln doesn't have one

What Mike Mike says Obama flicks is fucking this all up. Is it stuttering for you guys? It's perfect. It's perfect for us, right? It looks good to me, too Yeah, we're not getting any stuttering for you guys? It's perfect. It's perfect for us, right? Yeah, we're not getting any stuttering Caleb streaming and Caleb streaming and Doing the show on Starlink right now Simon let's watch watch both at the same time When does it fart? I don't know. I'm about to fart. I'm gonna fart I don't know. I'm about to fart. I'm gonna fart. What's with Tyson walking around with his butt cheeks out after his interview? I know that was a trip. I don't know what maybe he's hot I don't know

Did George Foreman die yeah, yeah, didn't he didn't he die like in the past couple years Yeah, yeah, didn't he didn't he die like in the past couple years? Run speed checks on your individual connections Huge buffering totally pixelated. Yeah, we don't have any of that. I got a this computer on I got a big 285 inch screens on Everything seems good Just refresh it. I had that same issue, but I just refresh the page and it came back I heard the whole Tyson can't want full vegan leading up to this What shut up?

No, I did not No, I did not Who's that who's the chick in the middle she was in that movie white man can't jump what's her name? She was yeah, Puerto Rican mama. Yeah, then they just She's like the Puerto Rican version of Halle Berry. Rosie Perez, that's right. Oh wow. Where did they fucking dig her out of? She's just commentating boxing. Yeah.

She finished making all of her money from White Man Can't Jump. You want to hear a, you want to see a crazy clip I saw I'm so far Oh, they're getting ready to call the fighters out Maybe I'll save more votes on the poll. Oh, okay Jake Paul. Oh 22 to 78 okay yeah Christine Young she's a big fight fan yeah Mike Tyson's wedding 78% to 22% 185 votes. Oh damn we have to go through all the same routine. Do you know who do you know who Ruben is from the Ruben report?

No who is that? You'll see him on Instagram. He's a gay conservative. You ever seen this guy? Ruben report? Yeah. You ever seen this guy? No. Oprah was apparently paid $1 million to endorse Kamala. But check this out, check this video out. I can't even believe this.

I'm so far ahead of the curve. The Sevan podcast is like trailblazing. Look at this Did they pay you a million dollars for the endorsement for Kamala? Not true. Not true. Okay, I was paid nothing ever Michael i'm gonna give you a multiple choice here Would you like to comment on Oprah's boobs or should we show you the receipts that she did in fact take a million dollars? Which wow Wow you the receipts that she did in fact take a million dollars which wow wow pull boy would you go over to this and write smash also to Oprah yeah I wrote smash I can't believe I can't believe they um I can't believe that they were

hating on her body that's the best she's ever looked I'm kind of I was kind of bummed that they were hating on her body. That's the best she's ever looked. I was kind of bummed that they were hating on her rig. Because she's being held together by elastic, dude. She did look like she was being held together by elastic. When did the fires come out? I'm waiting. They're singing the national anthem. Yeah, give them a second. Show some respect, kid. I don't believe in God.

It doesn't matter if you believe in God. It doesn't matter if you believe in this country. Why don't you believe in God believe in God and matters if you believe in this country damn it why don't you believe in God you know I do oh that's not a good answer though do you believe in God I don't even know what God is good better answer just let's just leave it that way Rosie view photography. What a time to be alive. Yeah, I agree crazy, right? My nephew came over today Jackson and we were just looking at each other just like holy fuck he won Can't even fucking believe it who won Trump 24 big daddy big daddy's in the house Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Who are those gay guys? Oh, those are the karate kids got oh wow, that's Ralph Machia wait, wow

That guy's a blink 182. I don't know who that is. No The guy before that was on transformers you knew that is no Oh, that's karate kid for sure That guy that has shak attack chicken. I should i'm gonna make my kids watch the whole Cobra Kai series. Jonas Brothers. I even know who that is. That's Tebow. The quarterback. The Christian quarterback. Oh yeah. And the white jacket. We can see him. Oh wow, you're Him oh wow your way ahead of me I Know my football I know my Gronk Gronk. Oh that was Gronk. Yeah, does he look like does he look like Tebow? Yeah, if you think every white guy looks the same I do fuck whitey then yeah, that's Gronk it's not Tebow I'm progressive fuck 227 Jake Paul ways 227 Mike Tyson weighs 228 pounds

3 inch height difference Jake Paul's a 5 inch reach and is 31 years younger Okay, so I would not elder I wouldn't yet I wouldn't be surprised if Ari and in 15 years fights fucking Jake Paul on Netflix I seriously wouldn't be surprised for Joseph or obby one of them What a record? You would not you would fuck him up he would be a 40 he'd be 48 then he'd probably have like 50 pounds on you I still think you could fuck him up Joseph Scott Joseph could definitely take him in a boxing match. I Don't know I could beat him up. Oh, I could beat him up if it was if it was If it was MMA I would

So strong there oh I first punch He didn't first punched, he didn't know where he was born. Jake Paul has KO'd or knocked down every opponent he's ever fought. Paul has most followed boxer in the world across social media. Paul's an advocate for Donald Trump and for fighter, oh who cares if he's an advocate for women's pay in fighting. First pro fight was in 2020. Say that again. Is 14 ounce gloves heavy? No. No. I think that's just normal. Normal weight for boxing gloves. I think 14 ounces is standard. 12 14 and 16 okay so it's the middle

tyson wore 14 ounce gloves in his career instead of the 10 ounce ones typically worn during championship caliber oh oh normally championship fights have 10 ounce gloves uh paul and tyson will wear 14 ounce gloves oh interesting I was thinking it's so funny when Julia and pool boys meet each other in the chat. Like they just saw each other from the crossroom at the bar. They're like, Oh my God, hi. Hi babe. Hey, this thing is going to be a massive buffer fest when it starts and there's 4 million watching.

Well, I don't have that issue in California. 17 miles. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I don't know if that is true. I could be here. This thing is going to be a massive Buffer Fest when it starts and there's four million watching. Boy, I don't have that issue in California.

17 miles away. Yeah, I don't have that issue in New York either. 17 miles away from the Silicon Valley. Looks like Jake Paul is coming out first. As it should be. He's the challenger. He is? Yeah. Yeah, dude. He's a little bit on the side to try to fight. You guys want to do a poll whether it's script? Wow. Wow.

I'll tell you in 10 rounds if it was scripted or not. You know why he has a car? Why? He's too lazy to walk. Wow. Deserving energy. What is it, a Rolls? It says it's a Chevy Dually built by Gas Monkey Garage.

It's a Slam Dually. Oh shit, that's cool cool gas monkey built up for him I've never heard of gas monkeys that like a like a TV show car people they drive like old ladies oh shit they brought a pigeon to fuck with Tyson fuck with Tyson. Why does Tyson not like pigeons? He loves pigeons. He has a bunch of pet pigeons, so that must be part of to fuck with Tyson's head to bring a pigeon out.

Coming out to Phil Collins, getting sprayed down with the Axe body spray. Oh, disgusting. I don't like his earring. Yeah, it's not nice. He's making fun of Tyson either. Jake's taking it all in. He's like, Holy shit. Ohio YouTuber fighting the most famous fighter of all time after Muhammad Ali. This mouthpiece is an AK 47 on it. Fucking chill, bro. Are they nervous? Scared shitless. He's scared shitless.

He better be, dude. Jake, they both are him and his brother, both scared shitless. Why you want Jake to win? Very badly. I mean, he is is brother, right? Yeah, brother. Hey, do you think his brother you guys are brothers? Do you guys feel it when your brothers go out and Joseph when Ari when Joseph goes out and fight do you get anxious for him? I feel it right now

Wait, that is brother right there. Yeah, those are brothers Jake and Paul Jake and Logan Paul. Oh Jake and Logan. Yeah, I was like Hey that truck can't make that turn man. It would be crazy if that ramp collapsed under the weight of that truck. Oh Did you see the hydraulics on the truck? He fucking lifted it up Why does he keep spraying that cologne dude, that's disgusting Why did you make his brother black out before the fight even starts. AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. I wonder what the AT&T Stadium in Arlington is. I wonder what the capacity is. That's for the Cowboys play.

Oh it is. Oh Stadium dude 80,000 people hold like it's insane that that like that TV screens that have in the middle fans from like from one 20 yard line to the other It's like my entire field. I saw the Super Bowl there Yeah, that's where they're fighting. Yeah, that's crazy. It was freezing. It was freezing. Really? Yeah, I think that is that thing closed?

Oh, it is enclosed. No, it's got a like a moveable. Retractable dome. There you go. Yeah, that word. You couldn't see anything. From where I was sitting, I went with worked. You couldn't see anything. From where I was sitting, I went with Greg, you couldn't see anything. The people were like this big. You just watched the TV the whole time.

Yeah, that place is enormous. We showed up right before halftime and we left three minutes into the third quarter. Wow. I'm glad we came on late. And went to a sushi place and got just destroyed. Youngest heavyweight champion ever, Mike Tyson, at 20 years and four months old. Undisputed heavyweight champ from 1987 to 1990. It's been 7,097 days since his last sanctioned event

Inducted inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame in 2011 So I guess that fight with the Roy Jones jr. Wasn't sanctioned I Guess not Is this sanctioned? I guess not. Is this sanctioned? Pool Boy, god, I love Jake Paul so much. That's cool. Me too. No. Pool Boy. Fuck that guy.

Me too. Thanks, Pool Boy. I'm glad you agree with me. The Beast! Hey, when they were in the documentary Netflix was making, they were introducing Jake Paul's girlfriend in it and She's some skis speed skater and they're like, yeah. Yeah, she's the most famous speed skater alive. I'm like, dude she's the only speed skater anyone's ever known and I still don't know who the fuck she is and they know her because she's a fucking she dresses like a skank and on zips or shit when she

Skates and I ain't hating on it. I'm just saying what facts Because she's a fucking, she dresses like a skank and unzips her shit when she uh, skates. I ain't hating on it, I'm just stating the facts. Yeah, she's probably a mid-level speed skater. But the fact that she has this insane body that she just unzips after every race is just- Yeah, she unzips her bees out. Yeah. Her beautiful bees. Don't say that around me, I know what that is.

Oh, okay. Sorry Said she loves the alphabet. She loves the ABCs You don't know who Eric Hayden is Eric Hayden or Bonnie Blair no, I'm come on dude What are those are those is that like are they cowboys is that cow Hayden or Bonnie Blair? No. Come on, dude. Are those, are those, is that like, are they cowboys? Is that cowboys from the 50s, 40s, 30s? He has no nothing. He has no entre, oh shit, Tyson's coming out by himself.

That's all he needs. Because these are balls. These are fucking balls, that's right. Wow. These are balls. He's a fucking balls. That's right. Wow Wow, look at the security behind them, dude There's there's fucking Security guards behind a massive dudes. Why in case anyone from the stands tries to jump up there that fucking toss you off this is the first time he's been in public in like 20 years oh my goodness Wow he's hardcore dude Wow he's gonna knock Jake Paul out. Okay, I want him to win.

Sometimes you never know until the fight starts, you know what I mean? He looks like King Kong. He does look like King Kong. I don't know who I want to win tomorrow between Steve A and John Jones. I have to wait until the fight starts. Oh shit, we just stuttered. We stuttered. Damn, I'm nervous. Yeah, I'm nervous too. I feel a little sick to my stomach. Me too.

I'm nervous but I'm not. My stomach's hurting. Dude, he looks like the thing from the Fantastic Four. This still looks hurting dude. He looks like the thing from the fantastic four He's gonna terminate jacob Caleb have you watched the terminator? You know, what's crazy is it doesn't even like pop up on netflix easily. Oh, we are stuttering Pat lang was right. We've lost resolution too. All four, everyone in the fucking world is watching now. Everyone?

Dude, the viewership on this is going to be crazy. It's going to be like 40 million people or something. Got to be. Wow, that chick's hammers on the left are ridiculous. Wow. Why do they have those girls there? Showman? Yeah, I have no idea.

That's a great question. That's why. Can I just fight him with his shirt on? No, he'll take his shirt off. He's staying warm. That's smart. I agree. You think that guy's nervous? Nervous as shit, huh? The ref?

That guy's gotta be. Yeah, cause these are naughty fighters. That guy's old. The ref? He'll live another 30 years. I might. old the rest another 30 years I need you to go out there and just smile the entire time it's estimated 280 million people watching Wow wow including us include yeah 280 million and

five what is the what is this subscriber base. Oh, 282 million paid subscribers. No, who else is watching the fight before their eyes? So I'd say a quarter of them are watching. Riding out of Puerto Rico, highway of Cleveland, Ohio. I would guess closer to 40 mil. Ah, punch your face again. There's no way all, my mom's not watching this. Why? I don't know.

She's asleep. Oh, she's asleep. Good point. She doesn't even watch wheelchair tennis. Jesus. No, so you guys lost sound. That's his chick. She's she's freaking out, too.

She's really freaking out. She's going to she She's gonna freak out when Jake Paul's sleeping. Can you hear my TV set, Caleb? No. Okay. I can. Okay. I can. I guess maybe a little bit, but I'm also watching in mine, too. Damn, his nipples are long. Yeah, his nipples are long.

Damn, dude. I'm not even staring at his face. I'm braiding. I'm staring at his face. I'm staring at both. Wait, I'm staring at his face. I'm Brady's break. He's 60. I'm staring at his face. I'm staring at both I'm staring at his I'm staring at his nipples You look like girl nipples no not really Yeah, how do you know, huh? Oh God I'd love to hear what chase hears right now. It must be nuts in there, dude It must be nuts.

Do you think Mike Tyson even feels anything right now or he's just like, yeah, another day. He's freaking out. They're both freaking out. Him and Jake Paul are both freaking out. Who would imagine that he would be this 58 years old and getting back to an arena with 80,000 people to fight a fucking tick-tock Oh my god! Oh man! The ref is so small! The ref is tiny Compared to Mike Tyson and Jay Paul Oh my god, I'm tripping balls

Me too, I'm scared Can Mike Tyson knock out a football player? Yes Yeah Really? Easy No out a football player yes yeah really easy bling bling bling bling he's won a million dollar pair of shorts what um Mike that's what Jake Paul said he's wearing a pair of shorts that cost a

million dollars or lace with diamonds Mike dollars or lace with diamonds. Mike Tyson. Those are going to get ruined anyways. Yeah, exactly. Here we go. Here we go. Wow. Mike looks good so far. Oh, shit. Oh, like 30 seconds. Oh, Jake Jake scared. He's really scared He is scared to death. Oh Jake is slow. Oh Shit oh Shit Jake is terrified Mike's like whatever let me just

58 oh shit Bite his ear! Bite his ear off! Get that tiger! Oh yeah Jake's having a massive adrenaline dump he's freaking out. He's gonna spit in his pants dude. He is freaking out. How many rounds? He can't get settled. How many rounds? Yeah. Two minutes each guys, eight rounds, two minutes each. Well, that's good. Damn. Damn, I feel like I'm gonna vomit. Me too.

Oh! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He's so weird. He's trying to punch you, I don't think my pipe is. He's terrified. He is shitting his pants right now. No, we're going to see a... He's just running from Mike the whole time.

He doesn't know what to do. Yeah. He doesn't... I told you he's a little fucking bitch boy. He runs fucking TikTok. Dude, Mike's reflexes are good. He's still seeing the punches. Uh-huh.

Got... Wow. Boom! punches. Uh huh. Got. Wow. Boom. Yeah. Nice. Top dancing. Tyson called for low blow. Just. Yeah, that ref does look tiny in there. Oh, shoot, that was the best time. Jake Paul bigger than Mike? Yeah. Wow. Wow.

David Weed, Mike's going to be get tired soon. I know that's what I'm worried about. No way. He's so calculated right now Well, I feel like just diggin my nail into those nipples kind of like I sliced him off. I got my little shoes. Wow. Boom! Who won that round? Tyson. Mike. I feel like Mike.

He's the aggressor and he landed the best punch? 100%. One round for Mike, zero for Jake. How much rounds? Ten? Eight. Eight rounds, two minutes each. Usually it would be three minutes each, but... Oh, he's already losing. You got him right in the fucking nose. Jake did? He already has a bloody nose, that's what we said.

Jake or Tyson? Oh, Netflix won't even load for me, Vindicate says. Wow. Paul. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Damn. Oh Damn

Final god Jake is so scared. This is gonna be a shitty fight This is gonna be a shitty fight if he doesn't get in there with them. Oh Yeah, Mike saving his energy now, he's not gonna chase him he's not gonna chase him He's not gonna chase him. He's not gonna chase him. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Did you land an uppercut there? At the end, he was just gonna knock him out. Clean.

Bro, Mike, Mike, Bull is not to try to hug him. You want to knock him out. Yeah, good point. Damn, I wish there was kicking. You think you think Mike could knock him out? Yeah. Yeah. Man, Tyson's body is a big, is a big target. And Paul, his body's huge. Not really. A little bit.

Second time he's had to adjust his mouthpiece. Does that mean he's breathing through his mouth? Who? Mike keeps fiddling with his mouthpiece. Does that mean he's breathing through his mouth? Who? Mike keeps fiddling with his mouthpiece. I wonder if that means he's breathing through his mouth and he's tired. Or he's too big. I'm too small. Weak ass round. That was so weak. That's maybe the worst round of boxing I've ever seen So far the script is on point 10 by now, I just want to see a knockout Okay, they got commercials. I love commercials. Bears are coming to San Francisco in December.

Versus 49ers. Oh damn. Versus 49ers? Yeah, Bears 49ers. Bears are smoked. smoked now they'll win But do you think we will Just knock him out is this on the script here Is this on the script here? Is this on the script? Oh So Tyson why does he keep fucking with his mouthpiece like that? He wobbled him He wobbled Tyson. He wobbled Tyson. Tyson got hurt. Oh.

Just bam! Drive him in the face. Mike, Mike can't find him. That's the problem. Oh shit. Jake's going for it Mike's not gonna make it. I can't bait Mike can't back up. He doesn't got backup skills Every time he moves backwards he stumbles

Well, you know what happens he you get to be 15 years old? Not yet, but close. No, I'm serious. Can you knee? Can you knee? Can you take a knee? Yeah. Yeah, but they'll start a 10 count on you. What's a 10 count?

If you can't, they count to 10 while you're on your knee, then you lose the fight. He is in big trouble, I agree. No way. And Jake's feeling himself. Just boom, boom, boom. Look at the diamonds dangling off his shorts. Yeah, what's he doing with his left glove? He keeps putting his left glove in his mouth. Yeah, somebody just said he can't stand on his right knee. It's too bad for Tyson, he's old. You think my Tyson could be in if he was young? Yeah, if Tyson was young, you would kill him. They can't get the mouthpiece out, Jesus criminy.

Ice on the face. Tyson regretting this fight on the way back to the chair. Seema. Tyson regretting this fight on the way back to the chair. Seema. More jabs, more right hands, dude. He can't even stand. Ooh, nice head movement. Wow, this guy's saying that the commentator's saying that that's just normal behavior for Mike.

They keep starting the rounds late, late in all fights. The clock's not even moving. There it goes. Yeah, something weird's going on with the clock. Started at 152, supposed to be two minute rounds and then it was stuck there for a few seconds. That was weird. Fourth round. That's Roy Jones Jr. commentating who fought Tyson four years ago. Damn, I'm so damn nervous. I'm more nervous than... Did you see that move Jake Paul was like looking into the stands to kind of decoy him in? Just knock him out. I don't understand.

I think Tyson's resting this round. Yeah. He's resting a whole round until boom. No I didn't know where just pail. Yeah, I Boom No, I didn't know where just Pound oh you moved pretty good there No, just I didn't know what you got a gun a yeah some good head movement. Well is great head movement Jake's getting the rest though, too Jake's getting a rest though too. Oh 18 seconds.

That's some good footwork. Do they know how many rounds they're doing? Eight. Did Tyson even throw one punch this round? Hmm, a couple. There we go. Not enough to make a difference though. I Don't think I definitely don't think he won that round

No, no, he's like he's that he lost the last two rounds for sure. He lost on three and four for sure. Yeah He might be ahead three two right now. Why do they keep taking the clock off? I don't know they it looks like they're having some issues with the clock What are they pouring on his head? Water? Water. Probably prime energy. Look at the make America healthy again hat and Jake Paul's corner. Oh Punch in the stomach and then bit his glove And Tyson's the last off the bench too always off the stool. There we go clock's working good.

They got the scorecard ties 38 38. Yeah I'd give the first two rounds probably to Tyson This is the round pool boy says that he's supposed to get knocked out in Tyson find out he looks he's moving a lot faster now I'd be surprised And our stream is busting up now. We're going to 480. Oh shit, Jake's going for it. Oh shit.

He's throwing some quick ones for sure. Go for it too. Why is he not throwing punches? He knows if he doesn't throw punches he's going to lose. He does but he's an old man. I think he is. And he's still boxing, which I'm surprised. Still boxing. Damn.

Yeah, this is the fastest round yet. Oh, ooh. He hit him with the left hook, he got him. Tyson hit Jake Paul with the left hook. The problem is, is if Jake gets hit and it doesn't phase him, it's just gonna make Jake more confident. There we go, stream is back to perfect again. Yeah, Jake's starting to not respect him

Wow, our stream froze. Oh. Made it through the fifth. Yeah. So much for the script. That's right, CK. So much for the script. You made it through. Unless after it got leaked,

it decided to change it, right? Yeah. So much for the script. You made it through unless after it got leaked it decided to change it right that guy said you won that round he did he told Tyson he won the round they always say that he definitely didn't win that round he landed one punch oh oh oh I know what I think I know what Tyson's doing oh I think he's doing with um I think he's gonna rest all the rounds and then just come hard the last round on the eight Like um, who's name began out Berera he was resting you see that he was taking all the

And then boom at the end he started gushing Thanks Brown I Can't wait to find out what Tyson's doing with this fucking mouthpiece. I hope they ask him that in the post fight interview He still he still got his quick twitch. I wonder if Jake's going to take any risks ever. Stand toe to toe with him a little bit. Try to throw jabs. Bobby stop. Oh. Oh stop. I'm gonna fall asleep here watching this fight starting now.

Yeah, when Tyson explodes forward he's still got a little something, but he doesn't have any, he hasn't figured out his range at all yet, at all. Zero, zero range figured out his range at all yet at all he is not throwing any punches zero zero range figured out he should have figured that out by the fourth now we're in the six and he still doesn't have range on jake oh no yeah and tyson's obviously been hurt a little bit. He's got way too much respect for Jake. Geez. That was a fast round Yeah, it's not even coming forward anymore Oh My god, this fight is only 16 minutes Tyson slapped him in the in the like the weigh-in thing

Tyson slapped him in the like the weigh-in thing There's a chance to slap him again Rosie Rosie McDonald just asked I wonder why Jake Paul's just not teeing off on him Yeah, is that kind of weird? That he's not yeah, I mean he must feel something in there from Mike He obviously maybe he doesn't want to get me hit maybe maybe he felt the power but definitely he knows from the distance in the range He's got He's definitely figured out his range I Mean you're seeing that that five inch reach differential is like just so apparent inch reach differential is like just so apparent.

Yeah he's able to hop in and out. Is this the last round? No two more I think two more rounds. One more round after this. Yeah one more round after this one. 72,300 at Arlington. Round seven. Oh. Out of. Alright, Mike. You seen the light at the end of the tunnel? Come on, Mike. Bustin' boy. I think Mike should dilly dally this round too and save it for the eighth and just go for gusto take some risks If he doesn't go for the eighth round he lost And and Jake Paul knows that if he gets a knockout here that shit will be viral and that shit will be fucking forever be seen Yeah, that's true. Now he's backing Tyson up. That was nice head movement. One more round after this.

Three minutes left in the fight. I really hope that Jake takes some risks and Tyson takes some risks in the eighth round. Yeah, pull a maxed hallway and just point to the center and say, let's do it. Oh shit. That rocked him. Damn 34 seconds Oh, there's the governor of Texas in the front row Greg Greg Abbott is it Greg Abbott Greg Abbott

Whoa There we go Why would they warn him not to measure? No, right Jake just took a huge deep breath Wow crazy is that a booger hanging out of his nose? Like looks tired dude, yeah You crying Damn just knock him out on his round

Please I'm begging you I need action. The post fight interview is gonna be everything 16 total punches landed for Tyson. Jeez Louise. That's pretty bad. The last hook was cool. Okay, guys. Final two minutes. Buckle in. Here we go. Oh yeah. Tyson's still on his stool. Wow. He wanted that whole break. He must be exhausted. They're saying that people were predicting if it goes past the first round, Jake won it and that's what it looks like.

Tyson's trying to force a little pep in his step. Circling. He's what it looks like. Tyson's trying to force a little pep in a step. Circling, he's circling. You can't tell if he's moving or wobbling. His reactions don't look athletic at all and Jake is going for the knockout. He wants it. That was... He came in close and ate one. Jake is going for the knockout now. Who came in close? Jake's being patient. Setting them up with some fints and then trying to get an uppercut in there.

One minute left. Tyson's just surviving now. Yeah, it's up. Unfortunately, our reality had other ideas and it's much of a plea-sheet as it is. I'm surprised Jake's pouring it on. He's pouring it on. Oh, he got a good one. Jake hit him hard. Yep.

The fact that Mike Tyson... That straight jab really got him in the... ...in the round. That straight jab really got him in the... Yeah, the way Tyson's biting on some of those feints is crazy. He looks like a four-year-old in there. God, get the clock up for fuck's sake. Five seconds left in the fight. Jake is tired.

No, why did you knock him out? What was that, Hattie? Jake was overwhelmed by his presence. What do you mean? He can't believe he's in there with the greatest living fighter, one of the greatest fighters of all time. He didn't, he just wanted to just give a few seconds at the end of the fight for respect. That was crazy. He got overwhelmed. He just like bam. He got emotional. The fight wasn't over. Yeah, but it was over for them. Damn, was Jake holding back? Yeah, he held back there at the end for sure. He didn't he he didn't want to hit him. He wasn't he wasn't enjoying the fight. He wasn't enjoying hitting him. He did something happened in there. Jake was overwhelmed with something. Something happened to him in there emotionally or intellectually. He had some thought enter his brain.

Jake Paul is the new champion. He didn't want to do it anymore. That is so strange. That was one of those things where he thought it was going to be different than it was the experience. Canelo next. Yes. No way.

There's no way. Tyson won the first two rounds and then the next six rounds Jake Paul won Damn we lost It's gonna be good to listen to the post fight interview Damn we lost Damn, damn, damn Damn it Tomorrow Kill Taylor $1500

Very, very simple clean workout Anyone anyone can get some tomorrow 8 a.m. If you don't call in damn can't win I Wonder I wonder how much Tyson got paid for this we know one job Bitch it's over ten over Jake Paul hints that he was paid 40 million to fight Mike Tyson How much Tyson being paid to fight 20 million? Wow. That's pretty wild.

Wait, probably said so. Tyson just got 20 million. Is he rich? He's rich now. I think that was Jake's mom. And girlfriend. Lost. Didn't you have a different girlfriend a little while back? Probably.

The announcer is so fucking tall it's it's a Baron Trump the Yeah, something's up with Jake Paul. He's tripping. He didn't like it. He's going to say something cool. That wasn't fair. Why did they put? Oh, thanks, Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie's not surprised.

Great. Thanks, Rosie. Rosie O'Donnell. That wasn't a fair fight. How old's Jake Paul? Rosie O'Donnell. That wasn't a fair fight. Why wasn't it fair? Cause he's like 50. He's 58. He's 58.

Yeah. If he was younger, Jake Paul wouldn't have been dead by now. He wouldn't have been out clean. He wouldn't have walked out with a belt by now. Oh wow. Tyson only, Tyson threw 97 punches with an 18% connection rate, landing only 18 punches. Jeez. Yeah, that's pretty bad.

Damn. Ugh. That's a long time to be in the ring at 58 years old. 16. Yeah. To even get in the ring to begin with is insane. I'm dying to know. I want someone to ask him what he was on. Dying to know.

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I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. And it's just an honor to be able to fight him. And he's obviously the toughest, baddest man on the planet. So it was really tough, like I expected it to be. I wanna go back and forth here. So Mike, if you can respond to that as well, congratulations on a very strong performance.

Are you happy with what you get out there tonight? Absolutely happy, yes. Are you surprised? Are you happy? No, I'm not even prepared. I can't even fight. You know, 58, a lot of people fought. You shouldn't be here. Happy I didn't prove nothing to anybody. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Only to myself. Yeah. Yeah, but I can't use that for the broadcast team was debating what you were doing with your glove.

Was it a mouthpiece issue or were you just fighting on your glove? What was that? Can you tell us? Oh, why do you do that? You see, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. issue or were you just biting on your glove? What was that? Can you tell us? Oh, why do you do that? He said he just likes the, oh shit. He says he has a biting fixation. So he bites his glove. What does that mean? That's so funny. the the here. Yeah, man. This guy's always had my back. I love him. I love his family, his coaches. I'm a Billy White, Rafael, amazing group of people. And it's just honor to be in the ring with all them. You try to knock him out, man. I was

trying to hurt him a little bit. You know, I was scared of you. Wow. Trying to hurt him. But you know, I did my best. I did my best. So he was here. But, you know, I did my best, I did my best. So he was scared. Do you wanna do it again or are you sure you're done now? I don't know. Um, it depends on the situation. Do you wanna do it again, Mike? I don't know.

Is this possibly the last time for you? Go to an old man. I don't think it's my last time. Come to mine. Do you want me to come to mine? You wanna go to Logan? Oh, oh shit. Logan, I think he said you might be next. Oh Oh shit Shit no way

No, do you even do boxing? No, brother even do boxing. He's the YouTube guy the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the but he knows he wants to pay them, so he knows who the money man is at. Wow. He's saying he'd fight Canelo. Wow. Who's Canelo? He's the greatest living boxer.

Really? Ah, God, there's one other guy. Who is it? I'm trying to remember his name. How is Logan going to beat the dickhead like that? How is Logan going to beat the dickhead? Logan's a nobody. Like, I see Logan on a nobody. Like I see

Logan on the ground. I'll tell you who the um. I see Logan on the ground. Terrence Crawford. Terrence Crawford and Canelo are the two best boxers alive. So disappointing. Yeah Terrence Crawford's dope. Way too little for Jake Paul.

Who is? No, Terrence Crawford is way better than Tank Davis. But, Bud Crawford, so good. Unreal. So are we gonna go? No, not Tank Davis. Not Tank Davis. We're done, right? We're done. More done.

Bye. Bye. Yeah, I'll touch it. More done. Bye. Bye. Crazy. Yeah, that was nuts. Yeah, that was pretty wild. I'm out of here. Are we done? You're done. You got a big fight tomorrow. Are we still on? Yeah. Damn.

How does that dress stay on his girlfriend? It's not. Is it? It's not. It's not. It's not. the the the

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the I still got a good chin. Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson. Mike's exceptionally old. Yeah. I would have been successful before he would say, Okay, that was enough. But I mean, I'm more than we need. I would have liked, man, what do you think about the fact when he asked the question, did you try to knock him out and Jake didn't answer? I think that there's more to the story there.

No, he did not try to knock him out But but he's trying to be I probably he was trying to be I think he was trying to be very respectful Yeah, me too. That's how I saw it too after the first two rounds He noticed like oh wow. Okay I'm also fighting a 60 year old man Yeah, the great like he like maybe he's even a little embarrassed that he's like like he heard what you said like hey Jake Paul fights grandpas That's all he does. It's the only thing he does. He pulls people out of retirement tries to fight him because the people I mean There's the only guys will try to fight him. I

I just remember Tank date wasn't tank. Yeah that guy crying off when he was trying to fight that Mexican kid the out of time to set up a fight for no recall. Yes. So he'll he if you can get somebody out of retirement, there's like well removed. They'll just be like, fuck it. Yeah, I'll I'll fight you for 20 mil. What is that guy's name? God, what is that guy's name? That boxer?

Best boxers. Tank Davis? No, no. the that boxer best boxers tank Davis no no the the Mexican kid best fuck is that kid's name he got busted in that tank Davis fight for being on the juice yeah it's funny typing best boxers and MMA guys pop up why isn't his kid's name popping up the suspension. Well, he was on suspension when he fought the first time. Oh, he was? I thought he was. That was, well, no, no, no.

He had just got out of prison because he beat up his, his girlfriend or something. Ryan Garcia? No, Tank Davis. Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he did get out. Yeah. But Garcia was on suspension. Garcia got, I think, busted for doing drugs.

Let me see. Yeah, he did. Ryan Garcia's suspension. He did. Yeah, but Garcia was on suspension. Garcia got I think busted for doing drugs. Let me see. Yeah Garcia already suspended a year expelled from WBC after hateful comments Garcia spent after one year after positive test ESPN. Okay. Yeah, cuz he went on Patrick bed David or something and he was like why were you why are you acting so crazy leading up to the Davis fight and he's like it was all part of my plan I really

just wanted to psych him out blah blah blah this was all it was all acting this had the other then he fights the guy and they test they did his drug test and dude listen to this they said that he was suspended from he was kicked out of ever fighting in the WBC again for saying I hate niggas I'm anti black I'm KKK Hey, let's bring George Floyd Floyd back so I can kill that nigga again. Wow I never heard that No, Ryan Garcia supposedly said that and was kicked out.

No, Tank's black. He could say that. You can't say that if you're not black. Wow. Geez, dude. Unhinged comments for several weeks. He drew backlash. Guy, can you imagine if you weren't a rapper or a fighter, you could never get away with that. If you want a rapper or a fighter, you could never get away with that.

And his parents came out and said, our son has recently made statements that do not align with his or her or his or her family. Our family unequivocally does not support any statements he has made regarding race or religion. Oh man, he lost his fucking mind. regarding race or religion. Geez. Wow. Oh, man. He lost his fucking mind. The suspension and expulsion are the latest chapters of what has been a very public decline for Garcia since the start of 2024. Yeah. So one, he got suspended for a year for drugs and then kicked out out of the wbc forever uh for singing rap lyrics

wow yeah tyson tyson tyson doesn't look like he can walk backwards no uh he blamed tainted sups He blamed tainted sups And Normal John Jones of the WBC except without all the good What is the UFC might one of my kids fights tomorrow at 445 Fight last an hour. That's 545. Get to the car by 615. Take 45 minutes to get home.

It's going to be close. I really want to see the Bo Nichols, Paul Craig fight. I guess I'll miss the entire prelims. The main fight in the prelims is going to be insane. Jonathan Martinez, Jim Miller's fighting on the prelims. David Onama. He almost came on the show a couple of times. Chris Weidman. So it's a good card. Oh, early prelims. Who's on the early prelims? Wow.

The early prelims have a heavyweight. Marson, Mickey Gaul's fighting in the early prelims. Haven't seen his name in a long time. I haven't seen his name in a long time. Anthony Smith and Dominic Ray as we're supposed to fight on the early prelims. That got canceled. Wow. Dominic Ray is, I think he beat John Jones three rounds to just lost the last two rounds.

I'm going to MSG tomorrow. It's going to be wild. Yeah. That's cool. You have to tell us about it. UFC watch pro. I'm going to MSG tomorrow. It's gonna be wild. Yeah That's cool. You have to tell us about it UFC watch party. No, I don't know. I want to sit down and just enjoy Yeah, you'll see Joel Salatin is coming on next week. Oh

Look at this This is the chick with the, this is the chick, one of the ring girls, if you're wondering who she is, someone just sent me her Instagram with the giant hammers. Sydney Thomas. Nice. It's nice. She's a public, oh, she's a public figure. I wonder what that means, you're a public figure.

She has a public figure yeah, maybe that's She looks like she's one of Dan blizzarian's girls She probably was I bet you scroll back far enough. She's in a bikini with that logo on as a blizzarian girl, she should do crossfit uh all right let me see if there's anything else worth noting here some people rip a lot of people ripping on the commentators. JR Howell says the stream was horrible for him.

He says the stream froze right at the bigger than Stoltman's clit. Wow. I think you had Peacock's clit, but whatever. All right. Peacock's clit. That's pretty amazing. All right. That's pretty amazing. Let me type in crashed Netflix crash. Let me see if there's any news about the Netflix stream crashes during Mike Tyson versus Jake

Paul Netflix streaming problems during Tyson Paul event evoke frustration and jokes Thousands report Netflix live stream crashes Netflix down, Mike Tyson, Jake Paul live stream crashes Lots of buffering, angry users who express the anger was down I want to know where they're seeing these angry comments. Like it's not a live stream so there's no chat. Where everything takes place, Twitter and Instagram. Oh, Reddit All right. Joel Salatin is coming on the show. He's part of the transition team. He's been on the show before and he'll be coming back on.

He's the father of homesteading. Till Taylor's tomorrow, 1500 bucks, 8 a.m. Josh Sider is coming on Sunday morning. That's the guy. He's got a million followers on Instagram. He's the guy who was on The Bachelor and then pretended to be a a tranny for a year Lance the dick doctor's coming on monday Katie henniger on tuesday Greg glassman on wednesday joel soliton on thursday

Uh, i'm gonna get liz collins back on from alpha news. She's the director of uh, the fall of minneapolis She also wrote the book the george foley book She's doing a new documentary out called minnesota versus uh we the people and then another kill taylor uh so what a crazy week what a great week what a great week uh devon you're saying get devin lorette on are you saying sevon devin or sevon i don't know what you're saying get Devin Lorette on? Or are you saying Sevan? Devin or Sevan? I don't know what you're saying.

Awesome to hear that Joel will be on the show. Yeah, I'm pretty stoked. He's great. We had a great time last time he was on. Let me see if there's anything I want to play you guys. This is a great clip. It's kind of long. Maybe it's a good way to finish the night.

The the the guy Merrick Garland is the current Attorney General. And I'm here being cross examined by Matt Gates, who is the future attorney general under the Trump administration. And for anyone who thinks that we're going backwards in time or doesn't like Matt Gaetz, check this out. This is Matt Gaetz interviewing, cross-examining at the House Judiciary Committee, FBI oversight hearing. It's, I mean, he fucks the current attorney general all up. I'm sitting here with my father.

I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me and every person he knows and my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction. I am sitting here waiting for the call with my father." That he's quoting Hunter Biden talking to Chinese operatives. Hunter Biden is telling Chinese operatives, hey, you better fucking deposit the money in my fucking account. And I'm sitting here with my dad. And if you don't do it, you're fucked.

And he reads that quote, uh, to Eric Garland, the attorney general of the United States of America. Sounds like a shakedown, doesn't it? Director. I'm not going to get into commenting on that. Oh, sorry. That's sorry. That's not Eric Garland. I'm sorry. I had the wrong clip. That's the director of the FBI. Sorry. I have a different clip. That's a Garland this is the director of the FBI. He says this to the director of the FBI You you you seem deeply uncurious about it, don't you? Almost suspiciously uncurious. Are you protecting the Bidens?

Absolutely not the FBI I'm sitting here with my father. Crazy, right? You don't think that guy's going to do a good job? You're out of your fucking mind. He's ready to kick some ass. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father.

I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father.

I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. I'm sitting here with my father. Crazy, right? You don't think that guy's gonna do a good job? You're out of your fucking mind. He's ready to kick some ass. All right.

I'll see you guys tomorrow morning, 1500 bucks online. Caleb, thanks for coming on. Yeah, it was fun. I'll see you guys tomorrow morning. 1500 bucks online. Caleb, thanks for coming on. Yeah, it was fun. Talk to you guys soon. Have a great night's sleep. Big day tomorrow with Kil Taylor. It's going to be absolutely smashing.

I started CrossFit a year ago because I almost had a heart attack and while I was laying in that bed something just clicked in my head and like whatever I'm doing was not working anymore. I came in wearing 300 pounds, now I weigh 220, I'm down 80 pounds. I remember it was such a nerve wreck for me, you know,'m not gonna be able to keep up with these guys even with the women I was scared I wasn't gonna be able to keep up with them and what really kept me going was the community we have here to me it meant a lot it helps me keep going and get to that goal that I'm trying to reach I'm so glad I have everyone and like

encouraging me every now and then even with the simple keep going back in May I did my first CrossFit competition ever I didn't think I was ever capable of doing something like that and I did it I completed it I want to keep doing this probably for the rest of my life CrossFit is creating a better future for me