The Sevan Podcast - James Sprague | REIGNING CrossFit Games CHAMPION

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Whoo, that's a hot one. Oh bam. We're live. Oh, I think I got the I think I got the premium Twitter account. It still says we're not I Wonder if we're streaming does anyone know if we're streaming on my personal Twitter account now. I wonder if that worked today I should use Twitter more. Does anyone here just like exclusively bang Twitter and doesn't really bang hard on Instagram? I don't even know how to hang out. So bro, hey dude. Good morning to you. That's an amazing entrance.

I'm really glad bro. I haven't seen you in a while. Hey, do you ever hang out on Twitter? I've met on Twitter a very long time. It was like those like high school football scouting days. Oh, okay. I don't hang out on Twitter either. I don't even I don't even know how to hang out on Twitter.

Yeah, I mean either I I don't even know how to hang out on that new like Instagram chat thing where you post threads. I don't get that. I don't do that one either Yeah, I want to stick to the Instagram and the YouTube and then I'm like that seems like a lot to me I wonder if that's a failed. I don't know anyone who hangs out on threads. No one ever talks about it I know they try to push that stuff, but I don't know anyone who hangs out on threads. There's way too many social medias now. The old one back in my day was Kik, K-I-K, and you'd like give people, to be honest, and rates and like rate them based on something.

It was so weird, bro. You just judge people on an app. It was so funny. Do people still use it? Um, dude, uh, I don't think so. I wonder what happens to like platforms like that. Like I missed the whole Facebook thing. Like I was, I don't know what I was doing when Facebook came around, but I never got on Facebook.

And then when Instagram came, I thought that was cool. So I got on that. But I wonder what happens. Like my friends who use Facebook now, they just use it to, um, to sell shit. came I thought that was cool so I got on that but I wonder what happens like my friends who use Facebook now they just use it to to sell shit yeah yeah 100% I tried I wasn't able to sell stuff well on Facebook I like and I tried to sell all my airsoft guns and I got flagged and then my store got shut down I was like what the heck well that's my that I can't believe I haven't been kicked off

of Instagram again I get flagged every day I'm proud of you. Let's keep it. Let's keep a tally going. How many days we can stay alive. Thank you Hey, would you be up at this time anyway? Dude, no, I haven't slept in four nights. So I have pneumonia around which is uh, have you ever had it? I don't know. I want to say I want to say yeah but I don't really know I never had any I never had a doctor like you know put the thermometer in my ass and then be like oh yes pneumonia. My dad literally just bought a thermometer and I was like so is it one of those ear ones or the mouth ones and he's like oh yeah it's

one of those and on instructions it's like rectal and I'm like, But anyway, do where was I? Yeah, pneumonia, my lungs are really messed up. Super shortness of breath. I've been had a 104.8 fever. Did I was I've been through it. I haven't slept in really four nights. So it's, it's been, it's been kind of a bummer. Are you coughing up the green stuff for the yellow stuff? I'm really hoping to start coughing up more because it's really dry around it hurts. So every time I cough, I get like

this pulsing headache. But the worst part is the chills and like, dude, I went to sauna for 30 minutes yesterday. So cold and I didn't sweat a drip because my like exocrine glands aren't working so like I'm so dehydrated I couldn't sweat at that moment just super trippy. Hey so maybe I have had that I thought that was the flu one time in my life there was a time where are your teeth chattering? Only certain moments right now. Feel actually okay. I just slept actually for an hour and a half, which is really awesome. Hey, um, I don't want to be a drug pusher, but if you can't breathe, the

last three days I've had been having some issues, my nose has been closing up on the show, so I breathe in through my mouth and then when you breathe through your mouth, you can't talk. So I've been snorting this stuff and you just it burns. It's Sinex and you just fire up a few loads in there. Oh dude. Yeah, that stuff's great. Yeah, you've used that stuff before it burns. It feels interesting, but you can breathe. I've been shooting that in my nose before I go to bed. I'm kind of annoyed going to the doctor all the time because whenever I get sick, they'll always prescribe something that's like not on the that's banned

on the banned substance list. So I'm like, well, I can't I can't really take most of the things they prescribe. So I finally went there. I'm like, is there just anything that I can take that's like not banned? And these the ones that I'm taking aren't. And I like triple checked with the Kurt Curtis, the drug testing guy. But I'm like, it's just like the doctors is annoying experiences across it athlete hey you like Curtis I like him a lot yeah he's actually from Washington I like I like I like the team man yeah I really really he's been around forever I really like Curtis like yeah a lot yeah so I guess the question is have you been in touch with Bill and Katie what what's it looking like for you for rogue I mean that's like right around the corner. Yeah I've been

faced with sleepless nights to think about it. I think I'm gonna have a decision made by Wednesday. If I can't move by Wednesday it's probably a no-go which really sucks but I've had a great great season so far and you know maybe it's just my body telling me to slow down a little bit. So I haven't made a decision yet. With the big part that would bum me out is like, I have like 10 people coming there to support me and I think a lot of these tickets are non-refundable.

So I'm like, frick dude, like the decision is I can show up either way and compete but I don't want to show up and compete half half-ass right I want to show up and compete full-fledged hundred percent and feel good about it I don't know if I'll feel good about competing when I can't run seven minute mile you know like I don't want to look ridiculous out there would you think you I mean the chances are there's a good chance that you'll be better there's there is also a chance that getting on a long flight like that could make you sick again and bring it back but any chance that you Don't compete but you go anyway and and just do you know, you know meet-and-greet kiss baby shit like that

Dude, yeah kissing babies is great, man I Don't think I'd go if I wasn't competing. I'd stay back because me and the wife just bought a house and kind of want to like start getting things ready for that. Congrats, dude. That's crazy that you own a house. That is crazy. Yeah, it's really cool. So it's like we're going gonna try and do the 10 properties in 10 years kind of thing like dude,

I'll stop and yes, get the low get the low interest rate or get the low money down and just have renters pay them off. And then dude, you have 10 properties in 30 years you're that's your retirement. Dude, you were I've told the story a million times but the day I own a couple homes and If I wouldn't have done that when I got fired from CrossFit I'd have been screwed and the day I was fired we paid off one of our houses Yeah, and oh my gosh. Yeah, it's like it's like the greatest thing ever and you're so ahead of the The curve are you studied up on that? Like, have you been like watching

YouTube videos and reading stuff? Yeah, I love studying all that stuff. Also kind of, I love investing. So big into like crypto and stock stuff and never been like a day trader or anything, but would love to learn more about it too. Hey, I heard you're supposed to buy houses ideally when you start in the area that you live in and you live in kind of a good area like my area is a bad area to do that because like just a complete shitholes a million dollars, but you could in Washington, the Spokane area, you can actually

get some like rentable homes for like four or 500,000 bucks, right? Dude, yeah. So Spokane's a lot cheaper than Seattle it's still like Washington I'd say it's still more expensive than like most areas but definitely less expensive than Seattle you're in Spokane yeah yeah so I'm in Idaho right now but wife's in Spokane I'm usually over there but I can't share a bed with her because she will catch this and then she won't be able to work too so I'm I'm on my dad's house around What does she do?

She is a pharmacist. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, dude. She's she just started two months ago. She's got full-time job and she's carrying the boats Hey, that's kind of crazy. She's around sick people all day every day, dude Yeah, she she's actually she's at a compounding pharmacy, so she's not like, I don't think she's like seeing ton of sick people. Like they may come up to the counter and stuff, but I don't think she like, interacts with them that closely because there's like a screen and stuff. So I think she's pretty safe from it. Have you ever been, do you remember the last time you were in line at a pharmacy?

Yeah, dude yesterday. I had to get my drugs it is it is It is this is I have nothing nice to say it is some really weird group of people like once every four or five years I'll be in line at a pharmacy, and I'll be like holy fuck the yeah, it's not It's not usually sick people. It's like mentally ill people. Yeah, I'm just like wow These are the dregs of society these people are in bad shape. Yeah, dude Well, they're angry too when you're unhealthy you're angry. So yes health is really wealth, bro Like I it frustrates me when people that are fat or treating all these healthy people like crap and they're privileged. I'm like, no, you just go out and work for it. Like this Ozempic crap is pissing me off, dude.

Hey, did you know I saw something the other day that the United Kingdom is going to offer free Ozempic to all obese people so that they can, and their plan is so that they can get them back in the workforce. Oh, well, it's not going to last. And the government, yeah, and the government's going to, that costs the government $1,500 a month per person. Interesting. Yeah, it's expensive, bro. People are willing to pay so much to get skinny, but they're not willing to work out an hour

a day, three, three hours a week. I mean, opportunity costs, like you're spending a lot more money than you would be spending time. Brandon Lecoq, Colorado. James, check your DMs your wine, your wine I mailed arrived. Yes, dude, I'll go check. Thank you so much, Brandon. I remember I remember meeting with him a few months back. He's a dope guy. So you're married and you have a house. Are you planning to fill that house with tiny humans? Dude, hopefully not yet, bro.

Really, really hoping not yet. We stayed safe on the honeymoon somehow. And then we came home and we're like, oh, okay. We stayed safe on the honeymoon somehow. And then we came home and we're like, oh, okay. Stayed safe on the honeymoon. Now it's real life. There's not as much time for that. So we haven't actually opened your couch yet either. So that's going in the new house.

We're so pumped about it. Oh, thank you to everyone on the show for that. That's just unprecedented, man. That's so nice. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's awesome.'s just unprecedented, man. That's so nice. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's awesome. You got to take a picture. Yeah, oh, dude, I will for sure.

I'll take a video, bro. Hey. I'll make some really hypersexual reel on it. Thank you. Hey, what do you do to not have babies? I know you're obviously a devout Christian. Do you guys use some of those methods? Does she take her temperature every day or you time it or what? do you do do

You guys have a oh No, we just we stay absent. We just don't do it at all. So you really Coiling like fish like snakes. No, no, just careful with the timing around her cycle. Yeah, so she just times all that. Yeah. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, I think that's a lot easier than people think too, if you're just like, you don't have to spend a lot of money,

you just have to be a little disciplined and then you're good. I had a buddy who married this girl, a Catholic girl, and she went to in her upbringing. That was one of the things that they taught her is like, she just takes her temperature every day and she charts it and like they fucking nailed it. They said they never, they have five kids and they never had one single unplanned pregnancy. Oh, wow.

Dang. That's awesome. Yeah. Let's go. I am like, I hear so many people that nowadays are trying and trying and trying can't get pregnant It's like dude. I hear a lot more infertility stuff lately than I ever have Crazy stuff. Yeah, right. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm very judgmental about that. I haven't expressed my opinions on this show about that yet, dude

Maybe you should start so how is the show doing, bro? How it's been spent? Spent how many episodes now? I don't know. I think we're approaching three, we're at three and a half years. We have we have growth every single day. It's so good, dude. And this is all you do still, right? Yeah, just 7am every morning I get up and then we do all the other crazy shows, you know, like Ash or shows and, and, and I'm lucky enough that a J.R. Howell and Taylor do a show on here and does a show on here.

And then it looks like, I haven't told anyone this, but it looks like a Dale Saran, who is the, we used to be the general counsel for CrossFit. Now he has the largest lawsuit against the U S government for, uh, regarding the vaccine and the U S military. I think he's going to start having a show on here. Uh, yeah. Oh yeah. No, I'm selling my tooth powder.

I'm peddling my powder. Yeah. I'm pretty stoked. Oh my gosh. Let's go. You said tooth powder? Yeah. Tooth powder.

Oh, I'll send you one. Is that like toothpaste, but powder? Basically you want to, I had Tyson Bajan on here and he's like, Hey, dude, you were telling me fluoride is horrible. What was that about? Like, fuck, I don't remember. So I started doing all this research on fluoride again, after he reminded me. And my sister and my mom had been brushing with powder like forever. And now he's noticing how his teeth are. And they're not white, like Fox News, you know, anchor, like blue like blue blue white. They're just nice white teeth and

And I started doing research into tooth powder and then I got some and I'm like, holy shit I need to make my own tooth powder and I started using it. It's the shit. It's the best thing ever That's awesome. It's just basically like eggshells and Baking soda. It's just this mixture of like four things. Yeah, and it's like brushing your teeth with dirt and And there's no fluoride no chemicals. No nothing Wow Wow, that's awesome I just got something that's a like coconut oil and charcoal. I'm pretty sure uh-huh It's not typical toothpaste feels weird weird in your mouth, but... I'll send you some.

I'll send you some. It'll be clean. That'd be awesome. Hey, let me show you this video really quick. These are the moments. These moments are just so awesome. I'm going to play it for everyone at home, and then how did you know to film here? Dude, he was just struggling this round, so I could film most of his shots. He had one really good shot

That's my pastor Scott. He was golfing with us. My dad had like this insane Insane layup shot in one of the holes. He had he had one good shot of the round I'm kidding. We're super competitive, bro. My dad's a good golfer No, James No James. No. No. That's okay. Someone was about to say that's okay.

You're like, how does he know you're filming? Most of the time he doesn't. He doesn't understand phones very well. He's gotten better. That's for sure. Was he saying absurd shit just the whole time? And so you're like, oh,'m he's gonna say something crazy here I'm gonna get it. No, I think I've videoed like three shots and like that was just the best one where I was like

This is this is funny. I just want to post more like authentic stuff I'm sick of just posting workouts and like pictures of me working. No, I am boring. No James. No, no That really speaks to the father Son in me. That is so... Yeah. That is because my kids have just gotten to the age where they're starting to talk to me and talk shit to me and like say stuff to me and like... Sometimes they call me by my first name. Like if I'll be like, hey it's time for bed and they'll be like,vi, you know, yeah, tell us what to do. I'm like Sevi Are you are you like don't call me by my first name or no

Because their comedic timing is so perfect when they yeah, you know what I mean? Like they don't ever like it. They'll be like will you wipe my butt Heidi? They call me dad or will you put me to bed Heidi or will you watch me take a shower? I like they're all whenever I'm hungry hiding you know that means father in Armenian but it's only when they talk shit do they call me Seve you know what I mean or they'll be like Seve you didn't pack any food for us Seve you know what I mean like they treat me like the help whenever they're treating me like help they call me Seve it's so funny funny. That's awesome. Oh, you're your skater kid. He's a skater, right?

Skateboard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a yeah, I mean, go on. That's a savage sport, brothers. Those kids need to learn how to talk smack. Yeah, it's almost like, I mean, you're fighting cement, bro. I mean, you're you're in that sport, you're you're promising good some good reps. Okay, I know I only have you for a short period of time. Let me just ask you this too.

Yeah, please. By the way, dude, I want to do longer with you, bro. I just don't know if I have it in me. Oh, hey, November 5th, election night, I'm going to do like a six hour show. And I've invited like people to come on for like 30 minutes at a time like Rich and Josh. Oh you will do okay Josh okay Hunter yeah I'm gonna have people just come in for 30 minute segments and party. Dude yeah that'll be so fun. Okay. Shoot me that up bro. Are you guys activating in Rogue or no? Like are you guys... No we'll cover Rogue. I'll just watch it from home and then go live, you know after yeah every event. Um, I Want it this this so when you were doing the final event What I do is you guys are going and I have this camera and I shoot footage at a high speed rate so that

after with the interviews I can just put in slow-mo shots, right and How but every time so so I'm like, okay, I got just put in slow mo shots, right? And how but every time so so I'm like, okay, I got enough of Fikowski. Okay, I got enough of down. And every time I went to film you, you were resting. So in my head, as I'm filming this, I'm like, oh, fuck, James is fucked. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, I look at the finish line. And you're there're there. What the fuck happened? Can you walk me through, can you tell me about how you approached this event? Like maybe even like 10 minutes before, 20 minutes before what was going on?

Yeah, there's a lot going on in my head. But I'll tell you what, there wasn't a lot of pressure. I already knew I like top fives. I already was very proud of that. My goal was top 10. So I was ecstatic. I was like, dang, this is awesome. So the pressure was off now. I already hit my goal. I was like, let's just go see if we can do something crazy

and maybe climb to fourth, maybe third. These guys are all really good thrusters in chest to bar. You know, I'm a taller guy just being realistic my cycle rates a little slower. And then I go out and take a fifth place in a two and a half minute Franny workout. And I'm like, I mean, Fikowski are the tallest guys in the field. How did that happen? And so that was that was really wild to me. And then I go back to the next one. And I'm like watching all these guys walk back to this, they're starting, Matt, and they're all moping

and like their body language is showing how tired they are. And it just put a lot of blood in the water and it made me change my strategy because I saw how many of the guys were destroyed. I knew they were gonna try a big set to be a hero and then just burn out. I looked at that workout as like 33 bar muscle ups 33 thrusters. I wouldn't start that

with a set of 10 to 13. I would start that breaking especially after the first one breaking often on the bar muscle ups. And so the quick breaks allow me to actually cycle the bar muscle ups quicker rather than doing like 10 rest 20 seconds, 10 rest 20 seconds. It's like, what if we do quick threes and rest six to eight seconds between say really discipline in the rest. That way also you get to the last thruster bar and you're like, oh, you can cook because your localized muscle endurance, your local muscle endurance isn't cooked from hanging on for a long time in a row. You're giving yourself breaks. So yeah, I just stayed really disciplined in the second workout. The first

one was a complete shock to me. And that finale, like, how the heck did I have that good of a cycle rate on those two movements? Like that was mystery to me. And then the second one, it was just like a smart game day strategy switch mid-workout, like going to the threes on the bar muscle ups. Were you in last place in your heat for a little bit? Oh, I think so. Yeah, I think I was very close to last on the first set of 18. Dallin finished the yoke before I even touched the yoke. Like, so he was 30 seconds ahead at one point, which was very wild. Hey, so for some of us, for me, and I think this is for a lot of people, it's kind of

the worst, you were sort of afraid to come off, you know, just working out in my garage, because you know, when you get back on, you're going to be exhausted. So it's like, let me explain the phenomenon to you and see if this happens to you like you do let's say you're doing pull-ups right and and you do a set of 12 knowing you can do a set of 15 but then when you get back on you can still only do three and you would have only been able to do three if you did 15 too you know what i mean like just getting off something happens to you. Yeah. Do you know what that phenomenon I'm trying to explain? Like you like it's the kind of the opposite of your logic. But you did the but I'm guessing now what I'm hearing you say if you do this sets small enough. Like there's a point where it doesn't

matter whether you did 12 or 15 and you fucked yourself. Small enough. You don't fuck yourself. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you can always do a bigger set. But once you do that big set, you put yourself in that negative detriment. So it's like, you know, I'm always a big fan of like negative splits, right? Like building a faster pace through the workout, or building bigger sets in the workout, or more touch and go sets in the end of a workout, you know, those kind of things, like our pacing and crossfit and in any sport, endurance sport or anything for time kind of sport like crossfit, you know, high rocks, whatever there's pacing involved. So you like that is just that's simply it. And if you don't, if you don't pace things correctly for what they're presenting and what your body's presenting, it's like like you're not going to maximize your times.

Bom I can't make the first button the grand opening getting pushed back if you're sick it's my kid's 12th birthday so I can't make it. What's he referencing? Oh Michael he's from from the Spokane the Spokane blackout gym. So there's can the Spokane Blacko gym. So there's there's this grand opening of this big gym called mode. And mode is where I work out at. And it's like this huge campus with a business center. Coffee, there's medical, there's PT, there's a kids school, it's the most insane campus ever off to send you a video sometime.

But we're doing like a grand opening and I'm actually writing the programming for the gym, which I'm super excited about. So like I'm gonna experiment with that with my company NextGen. Doing some like affiliate programming. So I'm really excited. Oh, congratulations.

Are you partnered with the gym? Yes, yes. Wow, congratulations. Thanks brother. Hey, I want to tell you, you are looking absolutely fabulous. Your body's still obviously going through changes as you, you know, transition into Superman. You're repping the Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds look. Just stoked to know you, dude. And I appreciate you.

You too, bro. I know you got pneumonia. I appreciate you coming on. I wore my shirt the other day on the show. The Trump one? Yeah, I had the guy who won High Rocks Australia on and I wanted to represent CrossFit in the best way I could. So I wore the Trump shirt.

Yes. Showing off my crazy tan lines. So I appreciate the Trump shirt. Dude. Showing off my crazy tan lines. So I appreciate the Trump shirt. Dude, Troy, my buddy made those. They were so great. I thought he was like one of the covers of your thumbnails of one of your YouTube videos to the other day. Yeah. So tell him I said what's up and tell your dad I said what's up, brother.

I will bro. I'll be looking forward to hopping on with you in a week and chatting for real for real. Okay, cool. And if you stay home, maybe we can come on some of the rogue shows. Dude yeah I'm hoping I don't have to stay home I want to compete dude like I've had a really great training block I've felt really good like this has been it's been very difficult but I'm still like still think there's hope just to be able to breathe man I'm like last night there was like a 15 minute period where I couldn't breathe because I was coughing so much I'm like, last night there was like a 15 minute period where I couldn't breathe because I was coughing so much. I'm like, I feel like I need to go to the ER right now. Like this just is

unsafe. All right brother. Thank you. Yeah, thank you bro. Talk to you. Okay. I love you too bro. Bye. James Sprague. All right. All right. Seve reads with his finger under each. Hold on. Seve reads. Seve reads with his finger under each word as he sounds out words with more than three syllables. Is that obvious, huh? Yeah, James is a great guy. What a great guy. All right. Well, thanks for tuning in, guys. I

will see you guys. What is today? What is today? Today, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday. Do I have anyone on tomorrow? Oh, I got Dale Saran on tomorrow. I'm trying to get Taylor Williamson on. Someone was saying that Rogue's going to be her first ever high level individual competition. Man, I hope James feels better. I'm not I'm I didn't I didn't I didn't want to like say this to him. I mean I'm sure he wants to go to Rogue but I'm kind of excited if he doesn't go to Rogue then he can come on the show.

That would be awesome. Remember that girl, remember the president of Levi Strauss that I had on? I don't know if you guys remember this show, but it was a cool show. She was cool. She was stiff. It was kind of difficult to get any real talk out of her. She was a San Francisco lady. She had two black sons. She worked at Levi Strauss and she was next in line to be the CEO of Levi Strauss. I don't want to say it's a $500 million company. Maybe it was more. Maybe it was a multi-billion dollar

company. And basically what happened is she wanted to keep the schools open in San Francisco during COVID. And because she was so outspoken on that, she lost her job there. I don't know if you guys remember that. Anyway, I saw yesterday she was on Gutfeld and she's really opened up. Her personality has really blossomed. And she has this new clothing company and the premise behind her, the new clothing company or the mission statement is, is that men shouldn't be involved in women's sports. Anyway, she was on Gutfeld. I thought I'd play you this. This clip.

My favorite part of the thing is when she holds it in her hand. And it is very fragile. And it's fragile. It's fragile. She's holding it. It's like she's got a little baby chick. Do they tell her to do that? Is that her own improv? I don't think she's stupid.

I think it takes a lot of skill to use so many words to say so little. The nature of democracy is, there are two sides to it in terms of the nature of it. There's a duality. I have seen this in corporate America. It's a skill. They say nothing so they can be held to nothing. They say nothing so they can be held to nothing. On the one hand, when democracy is intact,

if you just say a bunch of stuff, it is incredibly strong. In terms of the strength it bestows on the individuals. And you wear this costume of seriousness. In terms of their strength it bestows on the individuals. When you wear this costume of seriousness. In terms of their rights and their freedoms. And everybody nods along. There's an incredible strength. Unlike you're saying something serious and important. Duality.

Duality. I wish she'd talk about the duality of sex. That actually is, there is a binary there. My favorite part of the thing is when she holds it in her hand Man, Kamala Kamala really is stupid. I think she I think she has it wrong there. I do think that she is I've heard before I heard Trump say that I've heard Greg refer to people as low IQ people and I saw recently Trump's using that I do think that Kamala's pretty low IQ IQ I wonder if more and more the the Levi Strauss lady's getting red-pilled I

wonder if she's waking up more and more it seemed like she had some guard rails on when she was on the show it was interesting. I watched a lot of the Trump rally yesterday. I watched a couple hours of it. I almost teared up a couple times, which was weird. I didn't expect that at all. I want to read to you what the New York Times said about the Trump rally. It's kind of unfucking believable.

Someone sent me a link to an don't know. Oh, maybe it's on my phone Um, someone sent me a link to an editorial that was in the new york times and I wasn't able to read it because I Don't subscribe to the new york times But uh, I guess this is what it said This is just truly unbelievable the shit that they say and this this friend of mine that sent sent this to me was um Oh jake, uh, wait, uh wait, Judy, I was emotional too. Yeah, you know what's crazy? I got emotional when Melania Trump came out there.

It was a trip. I got overwhelmed with emotion. And I was working out at the time. Okay, I think this is a direct quote from the New York Times editorial. Donald J. Trump's closing rally at Madison Square Garden on the second to last Sunday before the election was a release of rage at a political and legal system that impeached, indicted, and convicted him. So I didn't sense, right off the bat there, I didn't sense any rage. I sense no rage at that event. And it's funny that they say a political system that impeach, indicted and convicted him,

but they forget to mention and, um, uh, and then in appeals, many of them were overturned that have also walked it back, walked back those impeachments, indictments and convictions, but they don't mention that. But it's yet it's the same legal system, a vivid and at time racist display of the dark energy. I don't know what dark energy is. Animating the MAGA movement. Racist? There was a comment there about all the trash in Puerto Rico. Do you know who reported that story? Who broke that story? It was National Public Radio. Said that Puerto Rico has a massive, massive garbage problem.

Brianna, what's up? Good morning. Thank you. A comic kicked off the rally by dismissing Puerto Rico as a floating island of garbage. What do you mean by dismissing? Then mocked Hispanics as failing to use birth control, Jews as cheap, and Palestinians as rock throwers, and called out black men in the audience with a reference to a watermelon. How are any of those things racist? It's amazing their take on it. How are any of those things racist? It's amazing their take on it. The left has absolutely zero humor because of their intense and morbid obsession with political correctness.

The way I took it is in the humor because it was poking fun at all the different people, it was leveling the playing field. Like, hey, no one's safe from humor. We're all the same. It's okay. It's basically to show that, hey, this is an egoless group of people. And how in the fuck is it? It's a funny thing to say, but to demand that black people be upset because anytime watermelon is mentioned or fried chicken and that that somehow racist is insane The jokes on them the jokes on the left that somehow you you think it's offensive to say black people eat watermelon Another speaker likened vice president kamala harris to a prostitute with pimp handlers

How how is that Any different How is that any different? How is that less accurate than when they say Donald Trump is like Hitler? It's a thousand times more accurate. A third called her the anti-Christ, and the former Fox News host Carlson mocked Ms. Harris as the daughter of an Indian mother and a Jamaican father with a made-up ethnicity saying she was vying to become the first Samoan Malaysian low IQ former California prosecutor ever to be elected president. I don't

relative to what they say, it's benign. It's benign. Pat Lang, JD Vance started the Hitler thing. That's not accurate. He didn't start it. He did, like a lot of libtards, JD Vance came around and woke up. But he also didn't start it. To say he started it's just ludicrous. Yeah, that's why I drink a watermelon. Thank you. That is why I drink a spicy margaritas because that is that's the black in me. Black guys love watermelon. There are some crazy comparisons.

There are some crazy comparisons that they use to the, I guess the Nazi party did a rally there and I guess Jimmy Carter did a rally there at Madison Square Garden. And it's crazy that they never mentioned Jimmy Carter's. I'm going to give you a prime example just from this past week, just a couple of days ago of one side taking something the other side said, misrepresenting it on purpose, and then showing feigned outrage about it. I'm going to give you both examples. First, it'll be the vice president.

Then it'll be the actual former president and what he said at one of his rallies. She misrepresents it, and she's a smart lady. Trump said in that Andrew Schultz interview, this is just classic Trump. Don't forget. It's the same thing he did to Hillary Clinton in their debate back in 2016. When she basically accused him of not paying taxes and he says, of course I don't pay taxes. I'm a smart fucking businessman and it's the tax code that you pass through that made loopholes for your rich friends not to pay taxes, I use the same thing. She didn't expect that at all. That type of fucking honesty. The exact same thing when he was on Andrew Schultz, he said, yeah, he's like, you know, I want to tell the truth. I don't want to

disparage them non-factually, but it's getting to that point as we get to the last two weeks, they've been doing it during the new election and we might have to flirt with the boundaries of reality. I thought that was fucking, like the honesty that comes from him is fucking amazing. And even if you, even if you don't think objectively he's honest, no one could argue that to his own perception of the world, he's being honest. Whereas she's just not saying anything and she's just a hundred percent dishonest, whether it's her own reality or the objective reality. You must be doing it on purpose.

I also do want to address the comment that Donald Trump made about America being the trash can of the world, whatever he said, something along those lines. You know, it's just another example of how he really belittles our country. This is someone who is a former president of the United States who has a bully pulpit. And this is how he uses it to tell the rest of the world that somehow the United States of America is trash. And I think again, the president of the United States should be someone who elevates. You see what she did? In the beginning, she says an actual thing that he said.

I think he said garbage can, not trash can, but he said that we're the garbage can of the world because of her open border, because the world now comes here and we're a dumping ground. Don't take my word for it. She either saw this or her people that wrote that saw this and they know what he actually said. Let me show it to you. When Kamala came in, she deliberately dismantled our border and threw open the gates. She threw them open the gates to an invasion of criminal migrants from prisons and jails, from insane

asylums and mental institutions, from all over the world, from Venezuela to the Congo in Africa. A lot of people coming out of the Congo, not just South America, they're coming from 181 countries as of yesterday. Right in, we're a dumping ground. We're like a we're like a garbage can for the world. That's what's happened. How fucking out of context.

Did she take that? That's what's happened to her. We're like a garbage can. You know, it's the first time I've ever said that. And every time I come up and talk about what they've done to a country, I get angrier and angrier. First time I've ever said garbage can, but you know what? It's a very accurate description. The rage. You sense the rage. Is he calling us trash? No.

Is he calling us a trash can? Well, no. not in that context. What he literally is saying that Harris is open border has invited places like Venezuela to dump their insane people here and their criminals here were the dumping ground of the world making us the world's garbage can. Yeah, it'd be nice if she realized that she turned us into the dumping ground. if she realized that she turned us into the dumping ground.

As if as if they don't say we have a white supremacist racist country all the time. Exactly. Exactly. Well, well said, Brianna. I wish I would have thought of that. Well, fucking said. You nailed it. Yep. As if they don't disparage the United States all the fucking time I really wonder if this is true. This is an amazing clip. I'm about to show you Dr. Umar turned down $15,000 interview with Kamala Harris for this reason Dr. Umar turned down $15,000 interview with Kamala Harris for this reason. The lack of ability of self-reflection that Kamala has or that entire party has is insane. You did remember I got invited to do the interview with her. They wanted to pay me $15,000 for Kamala Harris a couple months ago. So, remember, some people were saying, well, did he make that up? I didn't make it

up. They text me and said we wanted to pay and they and it was after me for a while and I said, listen, uh it gotta be live. They wanted to interview but I wanted it live. You're not gonna pre record it and splice it cuz I know how y'all crackers move. So, I said live interview straight to the people. I don't want your money. I ain't for sale. I think they wanted to test to see if I was a money hungry negro and I said nah let's do it and they never called me back because they wasn't gonna let her answer my questions live because she wouldn't have any answers and I'm gonna

tell you this. This is what black people are paying attention to. If Kamala Harris wins, we really gonna catch hell. You know why? She gonna make us pay for everybody who exposed the fact that she was never black. Do you feel me? She has a grudge and an axe to grind. Black people ain't getting **** if Kamala Harris get elected. You aren't going to get it anyway. Stay with me. But it was a neutral neglect. You feel me? That would have been a... Thank you. It would have been a benign neglect. Now, it's a spiteful neglect I'm gonna get you ninjas back for exposing the fact that I was never black black people ain't gonna get nothing And then remember I got invited they offered him

15,000 bucks to interviewer Nuts Nuts nuts nuts. I can't wait for the fifth What an exciting night What an exciting night Did you guys see this this This is a pretty this is pretty wild. I Don't even I get I did vote. I voted't even, I did vote.

I voted already. I voted, yep. Hey, one of my buddies, one of the parents who my kids do Jiu Jitsu with, his friend who is not a citizen and is not legal to vote in California received two ballots at his house here in Santa Cruz. Not a citizen, not legal to vote, received two mail-in ballots. Excuse me. It's crazy.

I didn't see Tony Hincliffe fire back at Walls. Oh, you mean Walls said something regarding his standup? I thought Tony, I'd give Tony a C for his performance last night and if I'm gonna be completely honest I didn't I didn't think that I didn't think that was the place for those kind of jokes me personally I mean I didn't care I wasn't I wasn't like man they're really fucking up I just thought that's not I don't know he just, they're really fucking up. I just thought, nah, it's not, I don't know. He just doesn't seem like the, I understand wanting his support.

He just didn't seem the right kind of comedian for that. I would have preferred more of like a Gaffigan, family man style humor. My wife wasn't asked for her ID. Yeah, in California, it's illegal to ask for the ID. Seve, it's time for a new profile pic. I have a profile pic? Do I have a profile pic? Where do I have a profile pic? I don't have a profile pic. Okay, here we go. I don't know how Rogan's getting away with what he's getting away with.

I can make time after the show to watch the Rogan podcast with Trump before YouTube takes it down. Here's the thing. Trump says on that podcast that the CEO of Google had called him just like a day or two earlier to be like, oh, your McDonald's video is doing really well, which I thought was pretty funny. Um, but, uh, Rogan said after he said some shit about vaccines on the Trump podcast that I can't believe he got away with. And then he said some shit about vaccines the day after he was having a debrief with his homies and he said some shit. And I just can't believe he's getting away with that.

I it's mind boggling to me. I mean, I'm glad he is and I'm glad he's saying it. It's mind-boggling to me. I mean, I'm glad he is and I'm glad he's saying it This guy this player here, I don't know what game this is I don't know if this is old footage or this just happened this week But this fucking guy number 29 in the lower left-hand corner here He's not even paying attention when the put when the ball snaps He's not even paying attention. He's trying to get the crowd to make noise.

Here's the quarterback back here. Now this guy just realizes that the play started and these three dudes, look at these three dudes are wide open. And it was that number 29 guy that the guy that wasn't paying attention tipped the ball and in the team that was throwing the Hail Mary Caught the ball made a touch on I don't know if that's what won him the game or what? I guess that's the end of the game the whole fucking the crowd starts and then all the players and staff start charging the field. Oh is a 65 yard pass? Yeah this is crazy. This has to be a college game right? Watch again, this guy's not paying attention 29. All snaps he's still not paying attention. the You hear me? Yeah, look at this guy scrambling. This is crazy. You need to send Tyson a link. How come? That was the Bears. That was the Bears.

Oh, that's the Bears game? That was the ending of the Bears game. So the Bears came back to take the lead. I think there was only like a minute left. That's not a college game? No, that's the Bears versus... commanders this weekend DC yeah oh my god listen Tyson link and see how the locker room was after that oh my god and this guy 29 here he is right here and he jumps I mean he actually doesn't I mean that's not his fault right he's not in trouble for that part Yeah, he's well not for that. I mean he should have knocked it down but

With the close-up. It looks like the ball was too high. He wouldn't have been able to knock it down But he should have been paying attention And they know they're gonna do a frickin Hail Mary and they won the game Yeah time ran out. Oh My god Mary and they won the game yeah time ran out oh my god and like I said the Bears came back to have the win in like the last minute of the game and then they had the last chance to throw a Hail Mary and that dipshit wasn't paying attention hey and isn't that oh god an NFL and it don't the Redskins have the best quarterback in the NFL And that I don't know I don't know anything about him he made a hell of a play

So that's the Washington Redskins. Why do they look like they look like this looks like college football to me. I don't know why Yeah, it's their color scheme and the way their branding is The commander is not the Redskins, don't be racist. I cannot believe, and who's the guy who caught it? Ah, that I don't know. Crazy focus on his part, right? Right, and he's just chilling in the ball, the same guy who wasn't paying attention tips it,

and it goes right into his hands Hey, so Travis that guy knows so like everyone goes up and that guy knows like hey My job is to not be in the pile and try to catch it but to catch like a tip like he knows that That's playing he's gonna hang back, but it's literally just God. I hope the ball comes to me If you look here he is he takes a step back. Oh, oh no, he know. Oh my god He kind of gets pushed back there. Yeah, and then it literally if the guy wasn't paying attention if he didn't tip it I Don't it probably would have got knocked down but he was in the front of the pile tipped it and it went right into that guy's hand. Oh My god So yeah, it's in Tyson link But he was in the front of the pile tipped it and it went right into that guy's hand. Oh my god. So yeah, send Tyson links.

Get him on the show and see what his thoughts are. The guy apologized on Twitter. He put out a tweet last night or this morning. The guy who tipped it? Yeah. This is just like nuts. Is everyone talking about about this is that what all the highlight shows have It was all over like last night's Late night football game they were they were showing the highlights and talking about it at halftime Think of all this is a crazy play not only was the the tip and everything amazing the fact that the quarterback stayed Active enough to make the pass because he was scrambling all over.

Hey, and it looks like half the stadium had already left. Like the second row above the second tier is empty. It could be Hal Roberts said there was only 26 seconds left when the Bears took the lead so yeah people may have left thinking all right we got this one oh my god it's crazy oh my god yeah those people got their money's worth Like yeah, like look up there that whole deck up there behind the end zone is empty It's crazy those people missed out. They're bombed Hey, you know what's funny too is they're probably like walking to their car and then they heard the stadium explode and they're like

What the fuck they're in there in their car walking to the car like son of a bitch Yeah, oh how Robert says the QB scrambled for 13 seconds Yeah, it was nuts the fact that he stayed alive and didn't get tackled was was crazy and then to chuck at 65 yards I mean with for the NFL that's not a huge Distance, but when you complete it, it's pretty cool But when you complete it, it's pretty cool All right, I spent enough time on that yeah, I like that story until you told me it was the Bears that's crazy I didn't even yeah Wow

Cool all right, so Caleb did what he needed to do Yeah, I mean though I guess they came back and got the lead. Just a lucky pass. Damn. Alright, well thank you. Thank you for the insight. Thanks for saving the bit. No problem.

Alright, bye. Wow. Mike, they don't sell the upper end zone. It's like birds and shit all over that. Oh, really? No, that can't- they don't give a fuck about that. Those seats are killed at FedEx Field? There's no way that's true.

Um... Uh, let me type that. FedEx Field Se seats empty bird shit. Is that what I should Google? How come we're playing at Audi field but not FedEx? Why did they remove seats from FedEx? I hate FedEx field and other observations. Redskins covered up remove seats with Dopey. I don't see anything. I'd have to go to Reddit. 2010 14,000 seats were

removed from the upper deck due to lack of demand. I don't know that looks like their seats there. I thought all NFL games sold out. FedExField is a dumpster. Look up Anthony Richardson's this weekend. He subbed out because he was I thought all NFL games sold out. FedEx Field is a dumpster. Look up Anthony Richardson's this weekend. He subbed out because he was tired. Who's the, I don't even know who that is. They're behind the billboard, really? Oh, shit, I do see that, wow. You would still think that they could sell them for cheap. I do see that. Wow. You would still think that they could sell them for cheap.

I do see that. That they're behind that billboard. Wow, why would they put that there? Oh, so that electronic sign right there is an afterthought, huh? They're just piecemealing this stadium together? God, DC doesn't have a good stadium? Man. Man, oh man

Was that was that a so was the clock was running out was that fourth down also For a 49 or fight 49 or Chica I've been many times. It's a shithole up there. Oh in those seats Stadiums in Maryland, okay Who my stomach feels a little funny Hmm Oh shit. Craig Richards, last year or the year before the stadium sewage pipes burst and was spilling shit all over the fans. Oh my god.

Let me see. Commanders, is that their name? Feces in stadium. Washington fans get sprayed with poop. Wow. Commanders lied about poop water leak inside of stadium. The Bro Bible. Wow. This is just a month ago this article released. The commanders have lied about sewage leak in the stadium that drenched fans in 2021. A video shows water leaking from pipes inside the stadium and falling on fans during the commander's game. At the time, FedEx Field was denied the leak came from sewage pipes and insisted that it was only rainwater. On Wednesday, Ray O'Eden, vice president of content for the NFL's Washington commanders was secretly filmed. Oh yeah, Raeel Eaton, vice president of content for the NFL's Washington

commanders was secretly filmed. Oh yeah, that I remember seeing that. James O'Keefe broke that story, right? Wow. What a shitty way to lose your job. Hey, have you noticed on the James O'Keefe videos, it's always the same girl's voice. Can you imagine how smoke and hot that chick is? She's just going on Tinder and Bumble or whatever the fuck, dating apps and getting dudes and taking them to restaurants and they're spilling their beans. She must just... I'm dying to see her. If I could do a poll, I would love to poll whether she shows cleavage or not on those dates. I mean, she's broken so many stories. Sevon the referee who blocked the field goal just got a bonus.

Oh, what field goal block? I don't even know about that. Hey, no one can ever complain to me about CrossFit judging ever again without me thinking about how fucked up the NFL is. How much bad shit I've seen in the NFL in the last two years. So, Commander's Trainer was an opioid junkie. Oh, was that the guy who was selling opioids?

Oh, Trisha's fucking with me? Oh, okay. Well, that sucks. Uh-oh, my mouse stopped working. That's the second time here this week. The Colts QB told the team he was winded and subbed. The guy who replaced Bryce Young, maybe he has pneumonia. Maybe he has pneumonia.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Selling opioids with Sean Payton, Crossfitter and coach. That's awesome. Will side hustle. We'll side hustle. Yesterday we saw that Anna, that chick Anna Kasparian from the Young Turks, who was a crazy libtard.

She was picking up dog poop in Los Angeles and a homeless guy while she was bent over came up behind her and started dry humping her Something Little weird to dry hump someone you don't know who's picked a homeless guy houseless guy drug addict dry Humpt her from the bag doggy style While she was picking up dog poop Isn't it funny what red pills people, some people intellectual process and other people it's like, I got dry humped by a homeless guy.

How come Gavin Newsom spent $24 billion on the unhoused, on the drug addicts and the trannies and I somehow got still got dry humped I'm Republican now well here's another one Audrey McNeil same thing happened I think that her name is Evan Baker Evan Parker I'm trying to get her on the show she went to the DNC and she's like what the fuck the DNC was basically a tranny convention you know the DNC had she's like, what the fuck? The DNC was basically a tranny convention. You know the DNC had bathrooms where men and women used the same bathrooms.

2020, I was elected at 18 to become one of the youngest delegates to the Democratic National Convention on behalf of my district. And in 2024, I was elected again to return to the DNC as a delegate. But this year, I'm casting my ballot for Donald Trump. You see, after I was elected in March, which was before Joe Biden's debate, I wanted to go to the DNC because I wanted answers on free speech issues, the border and the economy.

However, after reflecting on my time at the DNC, I realized that it was no longer the party of free speech and civil liberties that it used to be. In fact, Patrick Henry once said that the liberties of a people never were nor ever will be secure when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them. And for the rulers of the Democratic Party elite to install Kamala Harris as the presidential nominee via stripping the vote of 14 million Americans, including their own delegates such as myself. Well, that was a decision in a transaction that was concealed. And now I'm happy to say that I'm officially joining the Republican Party as a constitutional

conservative. In 2020, I was elected at 18 to become one of the youngest. There's another one. And hey, she'll fit in perfect with all that the way she presents herself with those lips and all that makeup and eyelashes and eyebrow grooming she'll fit right in to the Republican Party elite God must be hard being a woman in that You can't be a woman in the Democrats and it's hard being a woman amongst the Republican elite. It's crazy It's crazy. Just come on here and look normal for fuck's sake.

Oh, is he like that? She should have just come on like that. Just casual looking. I like her. I like this chick on the back of a camel. Yeah, you look cuter on the back of a camel. There you go. There you go. There you go. Oh shit, this looks doesn't this look like a ludicrous? Anyway, congratulations girl. Making the journey. Oh, here, let's see her... Let's see, this is her experience at the DNC. Hmm. All right. Everyone is cuter on the back of a camel.

Thank you. I know that makes sense. It's still rare to see a tranny in Trinidad, Tobago, Tobago, Tomato. Imagine my shock when I visited New York last August. Come to New York, See a tranny. You can see them on the... You can see them on the boat ride. Statue of Liberty. Statue of Liberty boat ride. I'm gonna do this real quick because...

I don't eat an apple like that. That's more like how my wife eats an apple. I take bites of the apple so big, like I'm trying to eat the whole apple at once. President Obama, he came to Detroit yesterday. Let me explain to you why his presidency was an epic failure as it pertains to Black America. You have approximately 1,000 majority Black cities. I want you to name one Black city under his presidency that

came out of poverty. Those Black cities represent approximately 57 congressional districts. They all share one thing in common. Highest crime, highest poverty, highest unemployment. If you keep naming the worst case scenario, that's what all of those 57 congressional districts represent. He had eight years to help black Americans. Now he's trying to identify. Here's the thing, and I don't want to go after this guy because I love what he's saying, but you don't have to help black Americans. You just have to fucking help Americans.

And I get it. It didn't, obviously, if it's not helping fucking, it's either helping everyone or it's not helping everyone. But it's like, there's a thousand white cities also that didn't improve. It was just across the board a perfect record of fucking up the fucking country. But anyway, I really like this guy. But no president needs to help black cities. They just need to fucking help cities they just need to put Paul no they don't even need to help cities they need to put policies in place so people can help themselves fire with us as if he cares about us poor yeah and I

guess there's the distinction when he says he acts like he cares about us no but I don't I don't want a president who's... I just don't want to race this president. I just don't want to race this president. At all. At all. Zero. I don't need... I want a present with a good sense of humor Oh, this is so good it trips me out when I when I find stuff like this and I Don't know this lady. She's got five hundred thousand fucking followers

Jordan is great is a great bit no but what's happening is the other day I was sucking a dick I am straight that crazy it even feels weird for me to say I know that I'm dressed like a baseball player okay I know I look like the fourth member the Hansen brothers but I am a straight lady I have lesbian moms that's why I'm like this. I was raised by a horde of homos, a pack of dicks. And yeah, it sucks, dude, being straight and being raised. But they didn't teach me how to be feminine. I've tried, I've tried copying you guys,

pulling the sweater up over the palms, nothing works. And I'm sick of being bullied by lesbians to be a lesbian. All y'all on the internet are like, it's not a choice, we're born this way. And then you meet me and you're like, And I'm sick of being bullied by lesbians to be a lesbian. All y'all on the internet are like, it's not a choice, we're born this way. And then you meet me and you're like, make the choice, bitch. I'm not gay. I've tried it. I've tried eating pussy. I don't like it. It's too squishy. It's too soft. It's like a plate of poached eggs with no toast. I don't like it. I don't like it.

All right. All right. Fair enough. What's her name? Jordan Jordan. What the fuck is this chick's name? Jordan Jensen. Man, she is funny. You want to just take a risk and watch something else she did?

Let's go to her Instagram account. Oh, it's because there's a sharp edge. Please move it. Oh, so intrusive thoughts. Oh, she's on with Brittany Cummings, Whitney Cummings. Intrusive thoughts like, Yes, cuddy, cuddy. Okay, Wait, but it's like anything that like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pose that pose. I take prozac too. Really? It's a miracle. I have a lot of intrusive thoughts. If there was fire, I was in a fire as a kid.

That would, I would say really? Yeah. Yeah. So when your face is, if it can I can't tell if you're smiling or scared. Is that why he looked like he just fell out of a fucking chimney? Oh, hi honey. Yeah. No, it's the 12 gallons of fucking Botox. All right. Ken Walter said said the Hanson brothers were three minor league hockey player goons in the movie Slapshot based on three guys who played high

school hockey in my conference in northern Minnesota real name where the Carlson brothers. Oh, what happened to the Hanson brothers? They were like around for just like a second. Frank Franco Franco, a seven. Why did they put a comedian to say dumb shit at the Trump rally? It just gave fuel to those idiots. He called Puerto Rican trash and Puerto Ricans are going off I know that I that's what I mean. I don't think that was the place for that. I don't think that was the place for Tony I am I don't think that was the place for Tony, I think that was a mistake But whatever I'm not

Whatever The crazy part is though remember the people who broke that story are the libtards it was NPR that basically said hey, Puerto Rico Produces more trash than any other per capita than anyone else in the nation. And they're trapped on an island. So it's a, it's a trash joke. I mean, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?

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That would be fucking hilarious They put their Disneyland band I agree with you so much just annoying how they use it against the party. Yeah I'm Puerto Rican and it was funny The thing is to too, here's the one of the real reason why I don't like the joke is like I don't really know any like poor I don't know anything about Puerto Rico. So it's like the joke I don't think like it landed with a lot of people. Like the way I took it was is

like okay maybe Puerto Rico is just a shithole. I didn't really I didn't know that they actually really had a trash problem. So tell you the you the truth the truth is the Puerto Ricans should actually be happy They even got mentioned in a fucking mainstream stand-up bit Mr.. Lang hi, I like you better when you donated money all the time sevi sebs Severini didn't you have an epiphany a while back and tell us you weren't going to say libtard anymore? That didn't last long. I think it did last long. I think I made it a year. The reason why I stopped using the word libtard is because there was, every time I used it, I was thinking of this specific person and I didn't want to

pigeonhole that person with negativity anymore and then I was able to transcend that I don't think about that person anymore when I say the word and so that's what happened just so you know if you wanted to know the the mental landscape what's up brother what's up man? I don't like as much but hold on hold on actually this time My phone's only getting worse This is fucking crazy It's not getting better perfect advertisement for a road caster. Hi. Yeah, exactly advertisement for a road caster hi yeah exactly okay yeah saying I don't like the I don't like to call him that often but this time I'm calling in to kind of suck you off okay yeah thank you please hold on let me let me pump it up a

little few give me pump it up okay I'm ready I'm ready uh yeah man just came back from Nashville just landed it. It was, um, it was so cool having so many people come, come to the shop and not even just go for the grand opening and say, yeah, you know, thanks for supporting Sevan. And you know, we were here because, uh, you, you know, you, you posted and you said it or, you know, I called in or whatever it was. So it was really cool. It was really good Down there and actual hey, that's awesome. And I loved all the social media and I loved all the clips and

Dude, I'm so excited for you. I'm so excited for you. Congratulations. It is absolutely beautiful Everything from ceiling to floor the couch The everything god that place looks dope, dude. Yeah, man. I appreciate it. We had to go down there and put the finishing touches and really make it feel the way that we wanted. Or for it to just be like that awesome coffee shop that people just want to go and work and and you know have meetings and hang out especially with with more space and it was cool seeing people that knew nothing about proven you're nothing about CrossFit just come in and hang out uh it was it was awesome and

and you know i i spoke to i won't say their names just because you never know uh this group of ladies I spoke to, I won't say their names just because you never know. This group of ladies, older ladies, yesterday I just came in because took the baby there. Just came to pick up coffee and bring it back to our Airbnb. And this lady comes up to us, to me, saying, hey, are you Gabe?

Yeah, oh yeah, I walked from Broadway three miles to come to the shop. Because I heard on the podcast that it was your grand opening and what was supposed to be just a quick in and out the coffee shop. I sat down with them and talked to them, you know, because we had a common interest in your podcast for like 30, 40 minutes. See, to see how like you bring people together. And again, you know,

I hope that you, anytime that you see, I hope that you anytime that you see I speak for favorite coffee, but I'm sure I speak also for Travis. But anytime that you see us do well, it's also because of because of your influence and everything that you do for us. Some people might just think that you're talking crap or just you don't know what you're doing or what you're saying. But I just want to say thank you for who thinks that who thinks no one thinks that no one thinks that You're right. I think I must I must be projected. Hey Who's Ava George? This chick's hot. She's an army chick

Yeah, she's a Patrick Clark actually introduced me to her. She's really cool. She's down to earth really smart and she's in the army Yeah, she is and she trades she's in the army Yeah, she is and she trades using No, no, no, she trains in she's one of keepers girls. Oh, she's hot. Well, that's so cool that she's Yeah, she's fucking amazing a stud just fucking stud Yeah, I mean fuck man every everyone that uh that came out to support and just You know saw this grow from a big empty space to what it is now, man I appreciate it and I know about

You know, I spoke Every time and it's okay for me to say I don't even say names or anything There's people that every time they're like, oh Gabe how how? You know, how do you feel getting getting getting to where you are? Or like, Hey, tell me, how'd you guys get to where you are? I'm like, because of that one. Like, yeah, I did the work, but like, I always say thank you and praise you first. And everyone's like, no, of course you, you know, you're a hard worker. Don't, don't, don't, um, you know, don't, uh, don't devalue what you do. I'm like, yeah, okay. No, I'm not devaluing what I'm doing,

but I'm also elevating the person who opened the doors for me. Like, yeah, I had coffee before and after seven on, and then after you, there's a very clear distinction of where we are. You know, when we first started our relationship, I don't think you ever thought that we would get to where our outer shit I don't even think I ever thought that we would get to where we are now. I remember talking I remember talking to you early on and, and the store was just a dream

and now you have two stores I mean it was just like, and it's what it's wild. You were a guy who was passionate about coffee was getting his own beans and roasting them so you could drink your own good shit. And then look at you parlayed your passion. Yeah, something crazy. And dude, and you're in the premier fucking with the premier, the partnered up with the greatest CrossFit athlete of all time and one of the premier training facilities on planet Earth.

It's crazy, dude. It's crazy. Yeah, it blows blows the crap out of my mind and and you know everyone's everyone a lot of people kept asking you know what's what's next what's next and I do want to keep pushing and growing and and doing different things and keep supporting the people that have been with us since before we were anything and that's you know your listeners I keep going back to the story of Heidi being so awesome to us and letting us ship all those shirts. The first years

we went to the games, remember we made like a thousand shirts. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And we were like, Hey Heidi, can we ship it to your apartment? She's like, yeah, go to your house. It's like, yeah, go ahead. And then when we went to pick it up, She had like 30 boxes in her apartment. It was so cool. And things like that still happen to this day from people driving out of their way just to come say hi at the shop because of you. I just want to give you your kudos and always just saying thank you and how appreciative I am of everything that you and then everyone here that's in the chat Does for not just me. I know it's not just me. It's Travis. It's exerciser and And you know who stopped by sir. I sadly I was

No, do you to me? She's in can't and where she Australia, Australia Rich Ryan, you know, oh really Daniel Brandon came by Yeah, oh, that's awesome. Oh my god. That's so cool. I Was I was in the back I was talking to other people and and then Paulina texting me Like I wasn't looking at my phone and then when I come back, she's like dude Danielle was here. I was like, oh God, that's awesome. You'll Brandon. I was like, oh dude. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, um anything funny happened like did you guys run out of beans or

Someone took shit on the floor or two dogs fought in the lobby or any any any memorable funny moments wild moments We allow dogs a guy got you know, like dogs that are like a little unruly. This guy got pulled out of his chair by his dog completely just, I don't know how the hell that happens. It's like just holding his dog, dog pulled and just fell, busted his ass. Hopefully no one's listening, but between you and I, I made a few people cry. Oh, no, Not on purpose. But just yelling at him. Like being a boss.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no When I see someone kind of moved to emotion or to cry that to me that that shows me that you do

You have value like that you think that this is What you're doing is is means a lot to you You care that's how exactly like if I see you move to any type of emotion. I Automatically assume that you care and the two people that did do care So so that was really really cool to see. What was Danielle wearing when you came in? What was Danielle wearing when you came in?

I have zero clue. I was in the back. I was speaking to like people at the gym. Just you know, small talking getting... Yeah, so I have no clue. Zero clue. I wish I had more time to speak to everyone that was there. Because it was just conversations of a bunch of people, whether they're just visiting, you know, few people from a weight well bunch of people, Michigan from Texas just visiting and just it so happened that they were visiting Nashville and they listened to the podcast and you that, you know, it's something where you visit it's cool when you go out of your way to visit a coffee shop you ever smell weed in your

bathroom you ever smell weed in your bathroom at the coffee shop no dude we share the we share the bathroom with proven so that would be really weird I don't think that smoking weed and fitness thing is goes hand-in-hand I just think coffee shop sometimes coffee shops and weed'd go hand in hand. That is true that is true I mean one is a super super duper stimulant and one kind of stimulates you and just kind of mellows you out a little bit. Yeah. So I have been I have actually they have CBD coffee now that I think about it I gotta try that out but maybe what's what's homegrown CBD maybe they can try doing something?

Reach out to us or something. Oh, yeah, HGR CBD. I just finished off my bucket of gummies. There you go. You need more gummies. But yeah, man, just want to say thank you and whenever I get a stupid idea to do something else, I'll probably run it by you first. Never know. California seems like a nice place. Yeah! It does seem like a really nice place. I, I, I, hopefully my wife doesn't hear this, but 2025 seems like more coffee shops would be really, really nice. Let me know, baby. All right. Thank you, Gabe. Thanks for all your support, dude.

I'll talk to you, man. Thank you, bro. I talked to you. Bye. He completely understates his support for this show. He has been crazy, crazy supportive, but fuck it. I'll take the compliments. How are you going to bring down the cost of food and groceries? We really would love to know what your plan is to help lower the cost of living.

So we have to start always with energy, always. I don't want to be boring about it, but there's no bigger subject. It covers everything. If you make donuts, if you make cars, whatever you make, energy is a big deal. Yeah, first of all, thank you both for being here. And yours is a story I hear around the country as I travel and in terms of both

rightly having the right to have aspirations and dreams. It's my ambition to get your energy bill within 12 months down 50 percent. If I can do that, you've done a hell of a job. Five oh five, not 15, 50. And ambitions for your family and working hard and finding that the American dream is for this generation and so many recently far more elusive than it's been. But we're gonna get interest rates down and we've got to work with our farmers. Our farmers are being decimated right now.

They're being absolutely, absolutely decimated. We're going to let our farmers go to work. Look, I grew up a child of a mother who worked very hard. She raised me and my sister and she saved up and... How are you going to bring down the clock fuck does Oprah sit with her? What a joke dude, I wish I could tell you that's not fair They just found one spot where she was fucking choking on her tongue, but it's not that's the entire that's been the entire thing That's been it since day one. You can't find anywhere. She says she's not willing to put herself on the line at all

at all At all she won't say one fucking thing that you can actually be like, okay, that's good or that's bad She just won't she just won't say anything. See, look at it. He says stuff so that other people can say stuff. I'm going to get your energy bill down 50% how. He has no clue how he's going to do it because he says it. So, some people aren't going to listen. Like, Pat's not going to listen. He already explained how he's going to do it. It's called supplying demand. He's gonna flood the market with energy and so therefore costs will come down. But she but but whether and of course there's people like Pat who just have the inability to listen and always go straight to negative. That's fine. But at least he said something.

So that someone could come back and say something else. She says nothing. You can't you can't even engage her. She's like she's vapid Completely vapid We will get critical race theory and transgender insanity the hell out of our school. Thank you. Mr. President And we will keep men out of women's sports. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that also. Thank you.

I will defend religious liberty. I will restore free speech and I will defend the right to keep and bear arms. Our second amendment is under suit. Does Kamala even know the difference between liberty and democracy? It's crazy Crazy crazy crazy Wow, an hour and 30. Shit. He said he was going to build the wall.

He did. He said he was going to have Mexico pay for it. He actually did, dude. He actually did. He actually did. He said he was going to revamp healthcare. He worked on healthcare. He lowered the cost of fucking drugs for fat motherfuckers and lower the deficit.

He did lower the deficit in relationship to the growth of the economy. We've already been through all of this. He did none of that. You're out of your fucking mind. Why are you such a liar, dude? Why are you such a liar? Let me show you pictures of the wall. You understand how that works, right? If I owe you 50 bucks and I make $100 a year, and then the next year I still owe you 50 bucks, but I'm making $200 a year, you understand how that works, right? I lowered the deficit. You know that it's relative to how much fucking, how the size of the economy.

Dude, you're such a cuck. He literally did one of his top three. He literally did one of his top three promises. Seve, you should be on Trump's payroll. I prefer that over being a cuck. Okay. Here we go. This money is spent all these courses all this time. Why doesn't it get the results they want?

Well, it might be getting the results they want. Depends on who you mean by they. Why doesn't it bring racial harmony to the office? Because diversity, equity, and inclusion, those words don't mean what most people think they mean. Diversity is diversity of bodies, of skin color, ethnicity, not of thought. You can have many different bodies,

but they have to be basically on the same page ideologically. That page is often something akin to critical social justice. Inclusion means, well, you can't make people uncomfortable. And in a world of microaggressions, that's easy to do. So now inclusion means I'm going to silence myself and not talk to the black people. Right? Inclusion means not making people feel uncomfortable.

That's the best fucking description I've heard of it. And equity, as most people know, does not mean equality. It means equality of outcome. Right. We have to make sure everybody ends up the same place, no matter how they got there, which is why we get rid of aptitude tests. Which means that there's no more merit. how they got there, which is why we get rid of aptitude tests. Which means that there's no more merit. We don't, we don't do things based on merit that that, that, that will destroy our civilization. Um, which is why, uh, we get rid of AP classes. Yeah, they got rid of AP classes because they were disproportionately white and

Asian. So to fix that, instead of fucking finding a way to make to make everyone smarter, they just take out the top rungs of the ladder. Now we're all fucking jackasses. Which is why we have equitable math and things like that. That's equity. Because there were too many Asians and whites in the AP class. Apparently or not enough black people. Yeah. And that's who suffers. That's the crazy thing The white people and the Asians don't suffer you get rid of the AP class and the two black guys suffer. That's it That's the only one who suffers

Well Pat you can't ask how much border wall he built you just said he didn't build any And that's interesting. It's easy to say people are doing this out of resentment, right? But some people may be doing this out of love. Is it hate for white people or love for black people? And what's motivating them? Now yes, they're still misguided, but they see this as, well, the ends justify the means and the ends are racial equality and black dignity. So I'm going to do what I have to do. way, mind-blowing.

Yeah, it's, it's, he's gonna win. I think he's gonna win. I think Trump's gonna win. I think it's gonna be, I think it's gonna be fascinating. You can't build 10% of the wall that you promised 100% and say you completed it. Dude, he never said he completed it. Hey. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. I had my my kids watch weird science last night. I remember that Anthony Michael Hall. Yeah Yeah, I can't wait. There's boobs in that right? Yeah, when she went onto the holding onto the window before she gets sucked out the chimney

Yeah, I kind of wanted my boys to see that but my wife's like not yet. So It is so funny how different times times are now my daughter was sitting there going. you can tell a man made this movie. So we're going to go. We're going to go on an 80s 80s movie kick whether either you were the

popular kid back if you remember or you were you were getting picked on and you had to try to rise to the top. Oh yeah, John Hughes made it. Yep. Oh Man, what a what a hilarious movie. So we're gonna watch Revenge of the Nerds next now Remember my kids are all 18 now, so I get to have fun watching these kind of oh, that's awesome Have you done Ferris Bueller's day off? With the that one they watched a long time ago that one and the Breakfast Club How about porkies dude? Are you gonna watch porkies with them?

That I completely completely fell off my list, but I'm gonna put that back on there. And I was, they were tripped that I had watched all these movies when I was 10, 11 or 12. There was a, I remember being at school and some kid saw Porky's and came to school and he said that there was a scene in the movie where a guy sticks his dick in a hole. And I remember just like, oh my god, I'm never gonna fucking see that movie. Like I'm just, I'm fucked. I'm just fucked. I remember probably being like in the third grade or something. When did that movie come out? 1981. I was nine. Yeah, yeah, third grade. And I probably didn't see it until I was probably 20 You know, I was probably at college and I probably rented it on VHS, but I just remember just like It was like for five years. That's all the kids talked about at school the boys, you know

And I just remember thinking fuck. I'm never I'm fucked. I'm never gonna get to see good movies where a guy sticks his dick in a hole Yeah, I've ever watching those those movies and like weird science. I knew word-for-word Repeat every every line in the movie when I was a kid. What was the movie where Scott? Vail could like make girls clothes come off Well, um Was it zapped American? Maybe I don't know. I know which one you're talking about. Yes that 1982 American teen sex comedy

I'm gonna go through and I'll send you a text of everyone that I watched that week Hey, have you done mean girls with them? That one yeah, I think they watched that one My daughter, you know that in our 90s music, but I don't know why I stayed away from Weird Science. Maybe, obviously, there is some, but Revenge of the Nerds is the one I'm really looking forward to watching. If she really thinks that Weird Science was made by a man, she's definitely going to know

who made them. I'm confusing Revenge of the Nerds with Animal House, I think. Yeah, Revenge of the Nerds is where they have their own fraternity, and then they get in there and the popular kids pick on them and make fun of them, and then they do the concert, remember, with the little guitar and the Asian guy. Is it R? Yeah. Damn. All the good movies are.

My kids wanna watch Deadpool so bad and I wanna let them watch it, but there's just no fucking way. Same with Terminator. I wanna show my kids Terminator 2, Terminator and Terminator 2, but there's just no way. Not yet.

I probably gotta wait till like, I mean, for the little boys, it's cool cause obviously they'll watch that shit when he's 12 or 13 or 14 and then they could fucking sneak a peek of it Well think about this Yeah, I don't think I saw that that probably would have scared the shit out of me I was the kind of kid like my friends watched horror movies. I left the room I'd stay up. I stayed up. I think for a week paranoid after watching that movie

Yeah, my kids laughed at it the entire time because watch the Walking Dead is a weekly show Wow. Yeah, isn't it amazing how different they were one of my friends showed their kids their young kids Chucky child's play I'm like dude That would have fucked me up Right. Yeah I'm like dude that would have fucked me up Right yeah Sat there just waiting for them to be like met because it was a mind it was a mind stir back then now They're desensitized to all that stuff same with jaws I wish I would have never seen jaws when I saw I probably saw jaws when I was like nine or ten

ruined me ruined me Well, I you know when I was 13, I could surf on my boogie board. And I remember hearing Carl's dad hit a wave that went ash a little too close to shore, knocked me out. Thank goodness my brother was there. So I had to stay off the boogie board for a little while.

So my mom got me snorkel gear. And I did not believe that there was so much fish life in the oceans. I thought that was just at Sea World and in Africa. I put those goggles on. And man, I'm telling you, even as an adult now, I'm like, man, I know that's kelp underneath me, but what if it's not? I'm getting out of the water. Yeah, Greg was just telling me that I wouldn't believe it if I went scuba diving or snorkeling off the coast just off the coast of my house. He said, hey, dude, you wouldn't believe what's under there. I go, really? He goes, dude, it's crazy. Hey, I'm not trying to kick anybody else's YouTube channel, but there's the Malibu Artist. Have you ever watched him?

Uh, I'll look right now. He flies drones. He flies drones from San Diego all the way up to your area. And the amount of great white sharks, Seve, like even the places that you post on Instagram where your kids are, yeah, he'll fly off those. Yes. Yes. Great white sharks right underneath kids boogie boarding. Yes, I did see. I did see we had the we had 48 great 48 great white sharks, babies in the bay.

That was like that 300 square mile body of warm water that was coming from the south to the north. And when it got here, we had like more 48 baby great white sharks under 12 feet long in the water. And yeah, I saw his footage. There was footage of it all over. I never told my wife that while my kids were out there surfing. That is crazy. Yeah. But I don't know if it makes me more scared or less scared. You know what I mean? Well, I think about the chances of getting hit by lightning are pretty slim, but I'm

not running around on the football field with an umbrella in my hand. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Good point. Hey, what about Scarface? That one they watch that we watched that last week that that what used to be my favorite movie of all time Yeah, you can watch that one on repeat. Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm scrolling through. Oh, what about Bill and Ted's excellent adventure? You know, we haven't watched that one yet When was Austin Powers? That was 90s, right? I'm not, I'm scrolling through 80s movies.

Yeah, that sounds a little more 90s. Say, what was Say Anything? Was that the one where John Cusack holds the radio over his head when he's playing the boom box? I don't remember that one. That's something my wife would know Yeah, we're gonna flip it up between the 80s romance and 80s comedies. What about full metal jacket? You know, I've watched that with them or

I remember my brother went to the military. He's a little over heavy set and I got worried for him After watching that movie. Oh, then there was a movie called Heathers. I don't think I ever saw this movie Well, that's with Christian Slater, right? I Says what? Yeah. Yeah, Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. I remember people talking about that movie. Oh Shannon Dordy Yeah, she did they go around Yeah, she did. They go around killing, they start killing each other or something like that. Christian Slater is like a serial killer. They get them to kill their friends. Oh, dude, Drugstore Cowboy. Fuck, I remember that movie too. Wow. Ghostbusters 48 hours.

I saw 48 hours in a in the movie theater that had boobs in it. That was with Eddie Murphy. That was great oh man um well it's good but I gotta get into work okay bye bye uh caddy shack I thought that was stupid as a kid no madonna's movie didn't watch that back to the future that was great Back to the Future, that was great. Not Akira, stupid. Evil Dead, no thanks. Is that? Nope, I don't know what that is. Cutters Way, it's amazing how many of these movies bulldurham.

I don't know, My Dinner with Andre, Purple Rain, Honor. The Doors movie was great, I don't know what year that was. Roger and me? Michael Moore. Sophie's Choice. The Thief. That was a great actor. What was his name? James Caan. Aliens. That was good. Anyway, oh, load more. I should probably try to go through and watch all these. Blues Brothers. Once Upon a Time in America. Wow, Sergio Leon's final movie. Wow, that's the guy that made all of the westerns with Clint Eastwood back in the day.

Road Warrior. Peewee's Big Adventure. Did Peewee die too? I heard something wild yesterday that I can't wait to share with you guys. It's so funny. It's so good. Oh, Risky Business. Geez, I should ask them about that. I wonder if them about that. I wonder if they saw that. Hated super bad. I didn't even make it through it. Who put super bad? Yeah, I couldn't make it through that. Couldn't make it through that. Coming to America was good. Oh, spaghetti westerns. Yes. Coming to America was good. And there were a lot of funny movies.

Are movies just not that good anymore? Or am I just not into movies? Beverly Hills Cop, that was great. I saw the new one. It was horrible. Oh, Fast Times Original. Wasn't there a movie with Bo Derek called Ten? I remember that was another one I heard about that I wasn't allowed to

watch. RoboCop. I must have saw RoboCop 50 times. I had the VHS tape. American Werewolf in London saw that. The Shining. I thought that was stupid. Die Hard. Yeah, that was cool. The Thing. I saw The Thing so many times. Did anyone in here ever see The Thing? I had this on VHS tape. I don't know why. I saw this movie so many times. Did anyone else ever see this Terminator 2 was better than RoboCop. I agree but listen RoboCop was so good. They were just different It's like it's like that blade series that Wesley Snipes is in. It's so good, but it's just different. It's just different.

Or like Highlander. Did you make it through the UFC fights this weekend? I did, but it was brutal. I did not enjoy it. I did not enjoy it. Come and see, sexualizing videotapes, that was good. Raiders of the Lost Ark, amazing.

Stranger than Paradise, I don't know what that is. Blade Runner, I thought Blade Runner was stupid. Enjoy it, or the new one. Blue Velvet, don't know what that is. Raging Bull, I never saw that. Do the right, oh oh of course rolling stone picks do the right thing is number one stupid so stupid I mean do the right things cool because there's some funny scenes in it but stupid of course rolling stone you have that is number one you fucking cucks cuckly toes Man

Spaceballs, I don't know if I remember that. Oh the blob. I saw the blob. That's black and white, right? I watched all that those scary movies like the invisible man and all that He sent her I thought that was stupid. I might go back and watch I might think that's funny Indiana Jones is better than Terminator Indiana Jones was good Nothing but trouble Brandon, Brandon Waddell. Sounds familiar. Nothing but Trouble. Oh, with Chevy Chase? No, but I'm sure I would like it. Oh, maybe I... No, I don't think I ever saw this. Chevy Chase was one of those actors that I liked him so much, but I I don't know. I don't think I ever saw this I read chevy chase was one of those actors that I liked him so much

But I thought all his movies were so stupid because I liked fletch. I loved fletch. Oh big trouble in little china was amazing Yeah, that was some good shit cheese dick as fuck but so good So good. This is the Governor Tim walls rally. Donald Trump said he was going to build a wall and George Lopez said you better build it in one day because if you leave that material out there overnight. Donald Trump's Implication there the Latino steel construction materials at a Tim Walls rally Oh my god Everything becoming PC killed comedy. Yeah, that's why the let the the right didn't give a fuck.

I mean do I do I send this clip now to my fucking ten friends who are like I heard the Trump rally was racist Do I send that to them? Is that what I do? It's completely fucking impossible to talk to those fucking people Hey even even my even my even my liberal friends that now that now that I'm Fucking wily coyote super genius. I realize none of them talk with substance. None of them. None of them.

It's all vapid shit. It's all pie in the sky shit. Like if you're like, well, hey, if we lower taxes for corporate America, then that will give them more ability to compete in the market in the US. And then that will allow them to bring manufacturing back and have more ability to compete in the market in the US and then that will bring manufacturing allow them to bring manufacturing back and have more money to spend to create more jobs. And they'll be like, it doesn't work like that.

And I'll be like, okay, how does it work? And then they can't they're like, we need the government to and I'm like, oh, great. Okay. All right. Hi. What you need? Nothing. Don't you have striking this morning? McKenna's not coming, she's coming tomorrow. Oh.

I knew how to kickbox in the afternoon. I was just talking about all the movies that I wanna show you, but I can't show you because you're seven Is it Dexter? No, you don't you can't see Dexter ever Really? No Even after I die you can't see Dexter, but don't worry But there's like other movies that have like, you know naked people in them and stuff like comedies, but with naked people. I that have like you know naked people in them and stuff like comedies but with naked people I just don't want you to see a lot did you want wait you wanted

to take me to the movies Deadpool right you want yeah I wanted to what did I end up deciding no yeah but I want to I know you would think it's so funny really oh I seen the preview he is so. You would think it was so funny. I wonder if there's any nudity in Deadpool. I don't want you to see nudity or too much nudity or too much killing yet. Like you gotta like wait. Let me see. Dead. Nudity. I have a question. Why do the ages matter? Wade is naked during a fight, but his butt is visible and there are possible quick glimpses of his genitalia

What's a genitalia? That's like your penis and stuff Penis and vagina stuff like that. I Saw a little bit says there's a little bit of but I'm okay with you seeing some butt Yeah, there's um, there's actually butts in kids movies. Didn't you see boobs in a movie the other day? No. Yeah, you did. I remember you guys telling me. When? Oh, Alright, show's over. It is? Yeah. Why?

I literally just got on. I know, but you're on every day and I've run out of stuff to talk to you about and there's like um and all the other stuff I can't really show. Okay here I can play this. I'll play this. This was my favorite comedian when I was a kid. I actually won tickets to a, on a AM radio show, I called in and won tickets to go see this guy

at a place called Shoreline Amphitheater. And Mezmite took me, your grandmother took me to go listen to Rodney Dangerfield. And I sat on the lawn seats and I watched it. It was crazy. Here we go. Okay, that's another one. Try to stop smoking, that's a beauty. But with cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal, my wife and I sat on the lawn seats and I watched it. It was nice. My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend. When I was born, the doctor told my mother I did all I could but he pulled through anyway.

I'll tell you, my wife isn't too smart, you know. One night when I had some guys stole the car, I took her to see what he looked like. She told me she got the license plate number. This afternoon, my wife cracked up the car again. I was out driving, and she told me was going to make a U-turn. I'll tell you, the letter she made. You'll never find any out there. My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays, told me to bend over and say cheese. I'll tell you, I don't get a break with nothing.

I joined Gambler's Anonymous. They gave me two to one, I don't make it. My old man, he didn't help either. The time I was kidnapped, they sent back a piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof. I was so fat when I got my shoes shined, I had to take the guy's word for it. I mean, I was fat, I'll tell you that. And this girl was no bargain either.

She was fat. Who? Fat, huh? Fat! Fat! Oh, fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Okay, she's fat. Fat, fat, fat. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, I'll fight when she wears high heels she strikes oil okay

Girl I met her at the Macy's parade she was wearing ropes Smoking that's another one try to stop smoking. Did you get any of those jokes? Like that one at the end she was so fat we went to the Macy's day parade and she was wearing ropes We mean like she was the Macy's day parade has a lot of bulk giant balloons and they have ropes tied to them Oh, and this girl was so fat that she looked like a oh Can you turn that light please? Why are you staying? Are you staying for a while? Yeah, of course I am.

I'm staying for the whole thing. Why is it bad? Oh, that's better. That's nice. Nothing to say? I got a million questions you do How long have you what time do you start seven six no, yeah the show starts at the home Will you prop that pillow up?

Why? Put it on like a life jacket. I like. Oh. Seve, someone someone said I need to lock the start locking the door. Why? So you don't come in? No, no, no, no. Whoever said that is so wrong. I understand. Were you going to say so stupid and you change it to so wrong? Yeah.

Nice. Good job. Nice audible. Good job. Where are you going to say so stupid and you change it to so wrong? Yeah. Nice. Good job. Nice audible. Good job. Were you just talking to yourself? Yeah. I was like, I was talking to myself the whole way.

Please don't. Please don't. You don't want to be in here You don't want to be in here. You just want to be in here by yourself. I have to be in here by myself. Cause when Avi comes and I have to move up there. Are you going to dress up for Halloween? Yeah.

What are you going to be? This is my last year dressing up. How come? I can't find any other costumes. And I feel like it's getting, I feel like I'm a little too old for that now. Oh, what are you gonna be? I'll be I'll be I'll be quit like, you know, he's gonna be a to me yourself Hey, you know, it'd be cool. You guys should go as triplets. Yeah

I'm gonna do that next year go as triplets and then people will be like but you are triplets and be like no We're not triplets. Um How often do how often do No, we're not triplets. Um, how often do you, how often do, um, How often do you, um, How often do you, um, How often do you, um, How often do you, um,

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How often do you, um, How often do you, um, How often do you, Joey and Avi look like twins because Joey's like the same height as Avi, like literally the same height. I'm just the short one, the youngest one. How is it that you're the littlest but you're the baddest? What do you mean? Like you're the toughest, you win all the fights, you kick ass. Size doesn't matter.

And he's not a whole head taller than you. He's like this much taller. No, I when we were walking. But he outweighs you. He's thick. He definitely outweighs me. He's like 50, 66. I'm like, I'm six, I'm fifty four point eight. You're basically the same size.

He's just got like ten pounds on you. Yeah. Ten pounds of muscle. Mus size. He's just got like 10 pounds on you. Yeah, 10 pounds of muscle. Muscle? He's all... Well, yeah, he has like... He's 10. He's all stout and shit. He's so much stronger than me, but there's lots of things I'm better at. I know he's definitely stronger. He's... What are you going to be as Halloween for Halloween? Oh, Joey and I are being The scream ghost You have your costumes already. Uh-huh. You do Joey's getting a mask Joey just getting the mask and the sound effect I saw you guys wearing that thing when when I told you the other day take off those stupid dresses. That's your Halloween costume

You never know that no Julie's getting the mask of the screaming ghost and the sound effect he just went and then he just wearing his grim re I was wondering what those black things you guys were wearing around the house I was like what the fuck did they I thought you were like turned into a priest priest no a religious man. Oh, you know, I lose a little red stains on mom's carpet. Yeah. I squirt.

Um, I know what you did. The heart juice out of the heart thingy. Can you get a breakfast by the way? From your, from your costume. Yeah. Oh, we threw it away though. Aren't you impressed that I didn't get angry about that? We have a giant red stain on our carpet now. Oh my god I feel so bad. You should I Am thinking my mind right now, I really want to pay for a new carpet. Hey one time

Avi was taking a shower and Brooklyn was over they were like four years old and they were showering in that. Oh yeah. Burke, when I was three, we used to shower all the time together. And do you remember they threw a little plastic doll from the shower into the toilet and flushed it down the toilet. You remember that? Oh yeah.

Well, they were four. They didn't. Well, I didn't get upset then either. Oh, good job. But someone should't get upset then either. Good job. But someone should have got upset. Yeah, there's a giant red stain on it. They got a Halloween costume. These knuckleheads opened the costume.

Their mom lets them do that shit before Halloween. I would never let them do that. And they opened the the fake blood that came with the costume and they. I didn't know there's blood. They thought it was just a plastic heart and they squeezed it and all this red blood when I we have white carpet in our bedroom So now we have this huge red stain on the carpet. It's crazy. It's so ghetto. We're ghetto is shit He calls the white trash family now. I don't know they do in the hood Okay, I gotta move. Sorry. No, no, no, don't move

But there's only one microphone right here. That's OK. Sure. You guys want to go do breakfast now? I mean, I'm headphone. There's two headphones. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hello, Joey. What?

Joey, come in. I got on my own. You. You. I got on my own. Joey come in. No you're my favorite Joey come in. Thanks. Ari you leave let Joey come in. Go outside and do your Kuma Ari. Wait was James Reagan.

Yeah James Reagan. He's sick as a dog dude. He's sick as a dog, dude. He's sick. Hello? He's sick, sick. He's not going to Rogue. He has a competition next week, but there's no way in hell he's going to Rogue. Was he in his bed? Heidi! I hear you! Jesus Christ!

You hear me? There we go! He was sick. He had pneumonia. He's in bad shape. And even if he gets better, he can't go like you can't you can't be can't be that sick And he's not going across the games. No, he's gonna go to the cross the game He's just not gonna there's a competition this upcoming weekend called the rogue invitation or two weekends and he's not going what I didn't Want to tell him but he there's no way he's going I'll be giving to me so I can sit up. I'm still listening

No, no, he's sick. He's in bed. Yeah. isn't. Yeah, he was in bed when he did the show. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard mom talk about that. Oh my god. I'm going you do don't get it twisted. Don't ever come on before the 90 minute mark 90 minute mark. Oh, that's why you can't come on for Why because like I need to have a real show. This is like people do this is just like jackass or eat out Everybody loves us Let me tell you something no one likes one likes it. Let me tell you something. No one likes kids.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. When we walk into the restaurant, what do people say about you? Nothing. When we walk into the restaurant, what do people say about us? Oh my God, you're so cute. Oh, so people don't like us now?

Listen, it's different. Wait, wait, let me just take a quick moment. We just had a school, you're little butt. Yes, that's true. Thank you, Avi, thank you. All right. We're just showing how to do this. No one wants to see an old man with a beard

talk around for an hour or 20 minutes. Listen, it's a different format. I agree, when we're out on the streets, it's a different format. I agree. When we're out on the streets, you guys are the stars. I totally agree. People want to talk and ask questions. But when on this show, where it requires some level of intellectual capacity.

It's just about you. OK, I understand that. Where it requires some intellectual capacity to keep people engaged for 90 minutes, you don't have that ability. You guys are your children. I mean, you still pick your nose and eat your boogers. Sometimes you don't have that ability you're you guys are your children like you guys like I mean you still pick your nose and eat your boogers you sometimes you know you you you sometimes forget to wipe your butt

and go out and play like you do things that like you're you know cuz I'm a man you you're not a man you're only. You guys don't even know why you like Trump. Uh, you're not able to articulate your he's funny and strong. Do those work? Yeah. You found a headset. No Ari doesn't have a headset now. Oh God, Ari, you're such a good brother.

Thank you. I need to, I'll plug in another headset. Yeah. one for me and turn on these turn on these on the screen So I can see people too so I can like so I can like so people can see me right now They can only hear me not see me Are you looking at me I got another headset somewhere is that mine All these brand new headsets. I just need to figure out. Here's a headset. Can you plug it in somewhere? I need an extender. Oh damn. It's closed. I get it. Joey to be honest with you those headphones. Joey those

headphones are for up here there's four mics on this thing okay I'll hook all that up I need to do the day get started and always forget to do it I was probably wrong your office is a little messy little bit not that much what what I? Say something what are you gonna say? Nothing. No no Avi wanted to chime in about if the office is messy. Go ahead what you got? Yeah what do you got? That's pretty clean. There's just a lot of stuff in here. Yeah like my room but my room's a little messy. Yeah you don't connect. I don't connect anything. Your headphones, that microphone, that microphone, all this stuff. I have a question. How did you buy all this?

With his money? I sold your Legos. You did? Yeah. No wonder I'm missing Lego every day. Yeah. How you going in? You sold my Legos? Actually, I think he sells them. I think he sells them in the trash. I think that would just be stupid you stole at least

if we weren't so some Legos we work we we work so hard it took us like you know do you know when I buy you guys Legos do you know why I buy them for you why no make us happy no no. No. Why? I view everything I buy you guys as a babysitting. Really? Yeah. So like remember those, do you have those hands? You know those stretchy hand things I bought you?

Yeah. Okay. So that was $12 for those three. Four. Okay, four, whatever. How many hours did you guys play? $3 for each one. Okay, $3.

How many hours did you guys play3 for each one? Okay $3. How many hours did you guys play with those? To two hours so that means for two hours yesterday I saw you guys in the backyard just beating each other with those hands and that's two hours of babysitting I paid for that cost me $12 Yeah, yeah, yeah So if I buy you a legos It will also I will occupy us for months. Not months, but if I buy you a Lego set... Maybe like a week.

If I buy you a Lego set that's 200 bucks and it keeps you busy for two hours a day for a week, that's 14 hours, that ends up being like seven or eight dollars an hour for a babysitter. That's a great deal. That's usually for one day for a person babys That's a great deal. That's a great deal. That's usually for one day for a person babysitter. Yeah, yeah. So I just think of it all as a babysitter. Oh, that's smart. Oh, Sebby, by the way, I need help on the Hulkbuster. I need help on the Hulkbuster. I know. I can't believe you haven't finished it yet. I'm very disappointed in you. I'm disappointed that I

can't finish it cuz I need your help Well, you don't have enough time sevi I plenty of time You're always on your podcast We should actually do that You're like you should bring athletes on the show. We should like read them right? Oh I know I showed pictures do you know what else I you know what I think we should do what I think we should go lot we should go sit up somewhere on a table and go live on YouTube and when people are walking towards us we have the camera pointed at them and we just we

judge them on whether they're a Trump voter or Kamala voter that would be crazy yeah and then but then someone has that. We won't walk the whole point. That would be crazy. But then someone, I think we just need to post up in one spot, but then someone needs to ask them. Like, so like if we see someone on like Trump and you're like Kamala, then Joey has to walk up to him with a microphone and be like, hi, who are you voting for? No, I'll do that. You will do that, Ari? Yeah. You got balls of steel. Excuse me. Yeah. Hi, who are you voting for? Kamala. Great choice. Bye bye.

Hey, I think I think I think Ari could do that. I would love to ask all the cross. But what is the what what happens if they what happens? What what do we say after they say what vote who they vote for? You just you just walk up to him. We'll have a camera and we'll be set up somewhere in public, right? And they can it'll be and there'll be a camera showing people walking towards us and then we'll be like Joey Who do you think he'll be like Trump? I mean, I'll be who do you think Kamala and I'll be like I think Trump too and then Ari will be like, okay

So then Ari runs up to him with a little wireless mic and he says hey Can I ask you who you're voting for and they're like none of your business kid? He's like, okay. Thank you. Or if they're like, okay What were you gonna say are No, there's some people might not want to tell but that's funny But you can walk up to them and then if they say and then the audience can choose to right? Oh, oh and I've audience that's perfect. That's what I mean We'll be live on we could go live on YouTube and just judge people by their appearance with what your big

cameras no we can just set up one of these fucking little cameras and just in just stream it through a computer and An iPhone using like I bet we can make it look just like this like somebody on the I bet one of the cross the out one of the cross the athletes vote for Kamala one of them just one it's my guess oh yeah a bunch of them half of them really yeah yeah all the Canadian ones who are who's Canadian like um can it just anyone I don't want to say but just all the Canadian athletes would vote for maybe that's a great question I don't know yeah half and half that's what I'm guessing

I'll save you that much sinecs will jack you up really that sounds dangerous yeah maybe I should just do with Susan I don't know it doesn't sound dangerous um I have a question what do you like us coming on the show? It's okay. Yes and no. I love seeing you guys. I just can't like I do a lot of stuff that's inappropriate for you guys to hear. So I just. Oh, that's why you come on late. So that's so yeah.

And I appreciate that. You guys are thoughtful. Well, you know why we come on late? We eat breakfast, have to do homework. Yeah, we play a little bit. Yeah. Oh, I want to go see it. My dad's show. Yeah. Yeah. So we check in for maybe 20 minutes.

Well, the longest show I ever did when we were watching Joe Biden on the TV. Oh, my God. That was. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. That was fun, actually. I like talking. But then when he started going on, he's like this. Oh, president. Oh, I talked. He talked like it didn't even make sense and it didn't make sense.

No, you're right. It didn't make sense. But that was a fun show. I'm going to do a long show like a six hour or. OK, come on. No, on November 5th, I'm doing like a six hour show, I think. What is it about? It's going to because they're doing the election on November 5th. Oh, can I come on? No. So, oh, you don't want me to come on because last time we drunk two cans of sparkling waters,

right? No, I just did that show is not appropriate. So it's a no. Oh, why you go? November 5th, everyone's gonna vote for the new president of the United States. So what day is that? That's Tuesday, November 5th. Yes Will you put the mic closer to you? Yeah, I like the way you're sitting all chilled. No, no, I'll be you Listen I'll be sit back there I think I think Oh, I'm gonna steal so you see I'm gonna steal so you see I'm gonna steal Don okay, what did you say Joey what how do they know if they win or not? Do they raise their hand or something? So it's kind of like that. They you they sent me a piece of paper and then in the mail and then I check who I want to win. And then I yeah and then I

mail it back or I think mom took it back or someone I took I can't remember how what happened but I Gone and then they count the votes. There's someone like there's like four fat ladies in the room counting the votes They open the envelopes and count them and then whoever has the biggest pile at the end wins. That's the way it's supposed to happen Well, we oh So people know who won before they talk. No, not from all over. They're not supposed to vote from all over the world, but they do, unfortunately. There's a lot of cheating. What did you say?

So people know who won before they talk. What do you mean? When I go on the show on November 5th, Who? The one who won before they talk. What do you mean? Work on when I go on the show on November 5th Who?

Basically on November 5th, we're all gonna be sitting around Wondering who won and they'll be counting the votes and as they count the votes they'll on the TV set. They'll be like 60 votes for Trump 65 for Kamala 95 for Trump 92 for Kamala and then the count the number will go up and up and up and then that day before we go to bed that night hopefully we'll know who won they'll count them all and then when we wake up in the morning we'll know like Santa Claus, but better. Yeah. Well, not well, it depends what we get. Forget we get cardboard or a nice healthy treat from Trump. Seven, what the fuck you can vote early in person.

What? Yeah, you can. I don't I don't. I don't get that. What do I want? Is that better to vote in person? The only reason why I'd vote in person is so that I could take my kids to see the process. Why would I vote in person? Explain why, because just the mail-in ballots are so corrupt? I mean, I got a text saying they received it. Oh, Jeff, you can explain it. Jeff says the Electoral College is the

only thing that matters not the popular vote yeah you can explain next time you're here. What time is it? I want to go somewhere before before we go to I'm sorry. That's what happened to me last night something Hey, don't sit on that pillow suitor like you're gonna throw up Oh Interesting is this why? Thanks Pat Unfortunately, you won't know who win the next day because mail-in votes aren't even allowed to be voted Counted until all machine counts are done first per many state laws. Oh interesting. I didn't know that that's nice That's just so much better

Sorrows received your mail and vote Yeah, why don't they just open up the they need to just open yeah, it needs to just be a national holiday I just need to open up all the voting booths for one. I can't hear you. Okay. I'm turning your mics off for having a side conversation busted Douche canoes I know but they can't hear you Listen you guys can't be having a side conversation while we're on you while we're on the air because the microphone picks it up And then it interferes the whole show you guys lost your focus. You guys are ding-dongs. Do you want to stay on the show Joey? Yeah, okay What's your name?

Hey, how are you gonna do CrossFit kids today? Yeah, do you like it? The last night you told me you didn't like it But then you kind of walked it back. You're like, well, I kind of like it What don't you like about it too hard no You did Your nose is still stuff you want You wanna snort on my sinus? It burns so bad. Yeah, they can.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Do you like it, Ari? Do you like CrossFit Kids? Ehhm... Ehhm... You can be honest. Uhhh... A little. Hmm. You can be honest. Uh. A little. Do you know why you do it?

Yeah, to get strong. Yep, strong, healthy, fast. I don't like it, because some of the kids, some of the kids are little. Suspect? Really, I thought you liked the kids. Oh, I don't like ties.

Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Sorry. You like ties, Ollie. Oh, jeez. He was making fun of me. He was? Yeah, but I didn't let it stop me. Is he older than you?

He's like 10 years old. Don't use his name just so we don't want to... He's 10? Mm-hmm. What was he saying about you? Do you smell like a box of farts? He smelled horrible. No, but what was he saying about you? How was he making fun of you? It's like, we got more than you, we got more than you. And he's like, and he's like... And he's like this, and then there's a really other me thing he said he's like we got we got more you didn't We got 13 you did I do we glad I We got second place, but we actually tied no we got if you beat someone would you do that to them?

No, when Jubilee and Karina when we got 11, they got 9 No when Julie and Karina when we got 11 they got 9 we didn't say anything to them We are like you got lower than us you got lower than us But when the other kid did that to you, you didn't like it No, I mean I I mean like I mean like I looked at him like the next time you do that to me I'm losing my I'm losing my patience. I'm losing my patience. It's fine. But I understand it's annoying.

Yeah, I understand. But you know what? That's going to be right in my face, which was even weird. What was even annoying? Yeah, that's going to, you're gonna be playing sports your whole life and there's gonna be a lot of people who do that, that's good practice for you. Maybe you should, next time you do that,

maybe next time he does that you should walk over to him and be like, hey, you know what, thank you. And he's gonna be like, for what? And be like, I'm gonna have a whole life full of jackasses and this is great practice for me for dealing with one. I don't want to call him like, oh I'm a jackass. Alright. He's gonna, he's definitely gonna tell on me.

But I don't, I don't. He's gonna tell on you. Hey, let me see that shirt right there. Turn that shirt around. Is that my James Sprague shirt sit on the couch Oh, yeah, we can't can I see it? Trump oh Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I seen that that guy was on the show today Go James Sprague

He's copying Trump All right Seve ever asked the boys if they like Wendy's they don't even know what Wendy's is what's Wendy's All right, I'll see you guys soon. I know, I'll tell you. Wendy's is a game. It's a board game. You roll the dice and you move the pieces around and you try to go to Wendy's house.

Oh. We should play RISC someday. That game's awesome. Last time I demolished you and Avi and Avi and I was like a tie um give me a D's nuts joke and I'll run it on them I don't know I don't really know one that's um I don't really know a clean one. Alright you guys want to go get hamburgers? Uh, where? Wherever.

Talk to you guys soon, bye bye. Bye.