The Sevan Podcast - Katrin, Root, Castro, Clark, TEF & Down Syndrome

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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Let's get transparent tonight everyone! Slater what's up dude? Kenneth what's up dude? Who's that in my backyard? Let's get transparent tonight everyone. Slater, what's up dude? Kenneth, what's up dude? Who's that in my backyard? Oh, the gardeners are here. Shit. I wonder what I should tell them. And the back door's open and the dog is loose.

Well, shit. Stand by. This is gonna be a fun one guys. This is gonna be a fun one, guys. This is going to be a good one. Just worked out. Is it, isn't it raining? Uh, no, but the ground is wet. Hey babe. Hi, I'm on the podcast.

Uh, real quick. I just saw the gardener showed up and I started the podcast already and the back door's open. So maybe I, they're probably probably gonna run the blowers. Oh. Okay, I'll close it. Okay, and then I don't know where the dog is. Okay.

All right, love you, babe. All right. Bye. I'm almost home. Okay, bye. Hey. Son of a bitch. I'm looking at those stuffed animals

that the kids were shooting. It ricocheted and broke two windows in five minutes. Sevan's dog here. Good to see you. Boy, this is going to be a good one. This is going to cover, it's me hungry for an avocado. Mr. Schweitzer. Hi.

This one's going to be interesting. This one's going to cover a lot of ground. Boy, it's going to cover a lot of ground. It's almost too much. I almost feel guilty that there's just so much on the table. I was trying to have a talk with myself before the show started. I was like, man, it would be really cool if I could make it through this whole show. And when I get off, my wife's like, hey, you were a little mean.

Like if I could just if I could just Oh, he better be wearing the sunglasses. Sorry if I can just make it through this show Thank you, Barry By the way if I can just make it to the end of this show my wife be like, you know what? Yeah, if she doesn't say anything, it'll be awesome Because this is one of those shows she's like, oh you should maybe shouldn't have said that It that was mean. That's not that's not really you shouldn't have said that. I might get a little excited. I did.

I did do 10 burpees, 10 thrusters with just a bar, 45 pound bar, 10 rounds. So I'm like steaming and sweating. I jumped in the shower. I poured myself a hot cup of coffee. So if you don't make it 500 burpees. Oh, you mean like if my wife says it, I should be there should be a penalty. What's up, Matthew? Good to see you, buddy. This weekend, uh, kill Taylor. I think this is the last week where the prize money is five. No, no.

Uh, I think Holy Balls is sponsoring on Saturday, the 23rd. Um. My glasses are fogging up. I think Holy Balls is sponsoring on Saturday the 23rd. My glasses are fogging up. OK, so we have two more weeks at 500 bucks and then it goes to a thousand bucks. I'm going to need a lens cloth. My shit is I'm overheating. The. The show, I took a, John Woolley got a direct hit on the, you know, the bald guy who tattles to the tattletale guy, the bald guy, the meme guy, Mr. Tattletale, who never says anything though the wishy-washy guy Mr. Feely pants Super simp for Danny Spiegel. He fuck man guy got a fucking a direct hit on the

On on poor little poor little me. Let me play this clip for you. This is from his account wooly meth head Imagine spending your entire CrossFit career on social media bragging to everyone, John Wooly, that you have all of this corporate experience and that you've led teams of millions to war, and then for some reason you actually thought that they were gonna release the report. And listen, I don't have a problem with him.

I've listened to probably 20 podcasts that John Woolley's done. And every single one, he lets you know that he works at Bank of America or some corporate job and he's got shitloads of people working for him. And he knows the in and out of workings. Just like, remember all that dumb shit he said about Rosa? Like he thought he knew where Rosa was going and whatnot. Just you hear every single show, he plugs that in there. It's not a problem. I don't

mind him giving his resume every show. That's not the dig. But it's just he's an establishment guy and he doesn't know it. He's a non-playable character and he just plugs right into just whatever the machine tells him to do. You are either you are completely, especially since you're in the banking industry, which is probably one of the most fraudulent fraudulent and they may have industries to be in. And for some reason, you thought for one second that they were actually going to release everything. Makes me wonder if you're just full of shit. Oh yes, he is full of shit. Uh, here's a question for Annie.

Do you think CrossFit will release the full results of the investigation? I do not think they will. Yeah. I don't, I don't think they'll be able to, I think they're going to be as transparent as they can be, but the investigation will likely involve details that involve employees of the company. Not saying those are salacious details, it's just their names are going to be involved and from a HR human resources privacy policy, they're not going to be able to just simply

release that to the public. The flip side of that is it's all discoverable in court. So he got me there. He plays that clip where I say something about him. I accuse him of saying that he thought that it was always gonna come out and then he shows a clip where he said, no, no, I took the stand months ago that it would never come out. Fine. You win. Point. Point wooly. The score is now 1000 to 1. Mr. Never Say Anything. That's probably

the most definitive thing that's ever come out of your wishy-washy mouth, dude. Make wads great again guy was never a Trump person. Fuck him. You don't even know. You don't even know what the guy is. He can't fucking land on everything on anything a thousand Times the guy has said um, I hope they release it I hope they release it but they won't release it but I hope they will and then the reasons he gives For why they wouldn't release it for the protection and and hey listen, they were never gonna fucking release it ever He knows that I well, I think he knows that. Fuck who knows what he fucking knows. But they were never going to release it. And he doesn't even have the

balls to say, Hey, dude, at the end of the day, they're just trying to figure out how to get through this without losing the most amount of money. They're just trying to make the their legal troubles go away and get the business back on track to cure the world's most vexing problem and get money to private equity. I mean, that's it. Like, why can't you just say it, dude? But anyway, congratulations on the finding a clip that counters what I said about you. Bravo. Point, Woolly.

I wish I had a little... If Suze was here, he could play the... And I have to thank him because this post did something very interesting. This post that he made brought out all the haters, aggregated them for me, brought them all into one little tiny space. And last night when I sat down to watch Dexter season five, season, I think on season six, my wife's like play now and I'm like, no, not yet. Play now? No, not yet.

And I went through and I tried to read all the comments. It was just too many and I was getting like, I was like losing track of them. You know how you scroll? I don't know why Instagram does this, but you scroll and if you stop and read too long, when you scroll again, the top ones start coming from the bottom again. Like it doesn't let you go in chronological order. I don't know what happened. So it was kind of a clusterfuck, but there's some funny shit in here Matt day, I don't mind wooly I don't mind wooly

I wish I could uh, what's that singer's name? You look like a young Eckhart Tolle. Matt Day. I don't mind. Uh, Wooly. Who's this guy look like? Who's the singer? The redheaded singer? He was popular like five or ten years ago. Shit, who's this guy look like? Fuck. Come on, baby. Give it to me. Oh shit, who's this guy look like? Fuck. Come on baby, give it to me. Matt Day, I don't mind Wooly. I don't mind Wooly either actually. It was actually pretty sad.

Oh Ed Sheeran, Jesus, Louise Burnie Gannon. Ed Sheeran says, I don't mind Wooly. I don't mind Wooly either. Thank you, Matt, thank you. Thank you. And you spelled it so I could read it. I appreciate that too. Thank you. I don't mind Wooly either. Matter of fact, I was pretty thing. It's funny. There's the cancel culture group, right?

They don't want to exist with you. They don't have any tolerance. So, Wooly, Craig Richie, Talking Elite Fitness, Katrin David's daughter. I mean, just throw the whole... They don't want to live with you. They don't want anything. they just want to cancel you. They want you just to go away.

I do not, I repeat, I do not want a Wooly to go away. It's good that there's someone who's just... is just a constant resource for when the media cycle gets slow for fodder to put into the fucking wood chipper to make fun of. I mean, he's a must. Okay. Meredith Root. If you don't know the long history with Meredith Root, then you're not going to enjoy this as much as I did. This one actually, I laughed out loud while I was sitting in the Japanese rocking chair in my living room. I like to remember that people like Sevan have to wake up every morning as themselves.

That must really suck. Meredith. God, I... This one I'm having... Let it rip, I'm here for the root talk. This one I'm having trouble with because this one has true psychiatric disorder. And so I want to be Like you know what you know what I mean, it's like one thing like You know wooly has a fucking job and he can go in the kitchen and pour himself a bowl of cereal and fucking jack off the porn and schedule a fucking podcast with

Nikki brazer and you know what I mean, stroke the guitar. This one, this one is tough. Meredith hates opposing views other than her own. Yeah. I mean, something's wrong with her. I will say this. The last time I got in a fight with her someone in her family sent me a DM And let me know hey dude lighten up on my sister. She's a fucking whack job So Meredith you why why why why? Why would you enter this you're not you're not mentally equipped to? to play this game. Why would you even enter this sphere? The last time I posted something about you, you had a complete fucking meltdown.

Completely un-fucking-hinged. Just stick to making posts about how you hate white men. That's your thing. That's your deal. It's pretty cool that you're open about it. Just stick to that. Your job is to play the victim, not go on the attack. You cannot, you are not fucking equipped to handle that. I tried to start listening to Sevan a while back just to be comprehensive and balanced or whatever Forging Leap Fitness, Sevan's opinion On this topic is so incredibly toxic and biased, okay Haven't liked Sevan and his opinion for a year. Listen, look at this

Look at this thing What the fuck? I don't know if you can see this on your screen. This thing hasn't liked my opinion for years. Not who is she Marisa? What is that? Sevan has always been desperate to be relevant from day one. You're just his target today.

It will be someone else next week. Team Wooly. I went from regularly listening to his podcast, Lucy Schnot. His increase in pure ranting without evidence is disappointing. Well from a guy who drops the N wordword, here it is. Here it is. This is the one that's a trip. This guy's name is King Des. I went through his Instagram account. Seems like a fucking great dude, and he hangs out with great people. Got a beautiful wife,

into combat sports, a big dude, super fit, a dad was a cop for 32 years. Like, there's, like like there's like There's just seems like a fucking great guy Super just did I mention you got a super hot wife? They both look like they crossfit to so fucking kingdom come you know what I mean So he says well from a guy who drops the n-word Like it's nothing it doesn't surprise me that he just makes up BS Isn't that fucking amazing, King?

Isn't that amazing? I can say whatever I want, but then you think that I'm the liar. You think that somehow undermines my credibility because I'm free to say whatever I want. And remember this theme, because when we get to the Talking Elite Fitness post, I wanna show you the difference between people who say what they fucking mean, who actually say shit. I mean, look it, you can't fucking find

one fucking objective thing if you watch a Craig Ritchie video, a fucking John Woolley video, at least Sean Woodland says some shit that's like, okay, there's some actual facts and occasionally Tommy will drop some numbers that stick., okay, there's some actual facts and occasionally Tommy will drop some numbers at stick. But everything else is just wishy washy, dancey, feely bullshit.

And so this guy doesn't like my bits. He doesn't, he doesn't, he, he, he, from a guy he drops the N word, like, like, like that's something bad about me. Hey dude, I scrolled through your Instagram account. You got the fucking word nigga in there and fucking every other song in your fucking Instagram account. Maybe not every other, every 10th song. You don't seem to have a problem with that, with that word. And hey, King, why would you allow yourself to be offended by a word from the oppressor?

You're going to have kids with your wife and you want that word waiting here? You want that word waiting here so the day your kid's born, he'll be offended by it for the rest of his life? You think you know how disappointed I'll be if my little Jew boys are ever offended by the word kike. You know how disappointed. You're a grown ass capable man with amazing parents and a beautiful wife and you're going to let a word bother you. What a great opportunity. But listen, it's your choice. It's your choice if you want to let it bother you. And I get it. I ain't walking in your shoes.

But also remember in the entire CrossFit space, there's no one who's elevated people more than this fucking show. All people from all walks of life. No other show. There's not even a close second. I have no peer. I have no peer who's elevated. Black people, white people, old people, cucks, all of it. Homo's. And if you think I've ever

said it, use that term in a derogatory form other than just trying to fucking embrace the culture, the culture that I fucking grew up in, then you're out of your fucking mind. But that's besides the point. If you wanna be offended by it, that's your call. I'm mad at you. I'm just trying to share with you like, hey dude, let it go. It's not a fucking big deal.

And if you knew my fucking history, maybe you'd think a little different too. Maybe you'd be like, man, this motherfucker, this was the same guy three or four years ago, four years ago, who was like, fuck masks, fuck injections, fuck anyone telling me how to raise my fucking kids. When I was standing up for what was right from the beginning. But we digress. So Mr. King says, well, from a guy who drops the N-word like it's nothing, it doesn't surprise me that he just makes up BS. And then Pullboy says, or no, then he says,

oh, let me, there's a lot here. I'm just gonna skip to the part that really fucking caught my attention. I actually didn't read any of this. I just went right past it. And then someone pointed out this to me. This kind of stung a little bit. Oh shit, is it gone?

Oh no, here it is. This kind of stung a little bit. Where is it? Well, let me read this first. Another thing. I'll never understand the need to defend random shit. Did you hear the context or just assuming it's just like people are infallible if you're a fan of them.

Hey dude, I've never used it in a derogatory term and drug for him. I've never called someone in as negative. Ever. But, but maybe on, maybe on this show, Patrick Clark's going to get it used at a negatively, Kristen clever looking motherfucker. Sorry, Christian. He wasn't rapping a song and again, I could really care less. I harken back to my original context. His behaviors and actions all correlate to a guy I think is full of shit, which I'm not full of shit, not even close. And if you think differently, good for you. Doesn't me, I'm right

or wrong, but facts are facts. Yep, facts are facts. Except for the fact that you're conflating them with your fucking feelings and the fact that I've never said it derogatorily and and for some reason you excuse all the artists and you're all the artists that you play that use that word you're cool with it you give those artists a pass but not fucking me who's here every morning seven o'clock fucking dancing like a fucking monkey. So that's a ticket to get in the pass. Yeah, I've been given many passes. I got all the fucking passes. But this is just great content. This allows me, there's a point I want to drive home. I just want to take this opportunity to drive me um... My brother, tell me in context what you think it's okay to say it, then I'll ask if I'll... Any bit, any song, any endearing term...

Anytime you get riled up, fuck that nigga Patrick Clark. Anytime I want, I could fucking drop it. Anytime King. What do you mean? When, when, when do you think it's okay? You seem to play it in the songs that you play, but I don't want to make this about you because I actually, you seem like a fucking amazing dude from your Instagram. You see, you liked the UFC, your dad's a cop. I honor all that.

You got a fucking beautiful, well, that wife, you show a lot of cool shit in your Instagram, family and friends. I love that. But here's- there's a part in here that's really fucking concerning. He used it in a mocking derogatory way. That's all it needs to be said. The fuck you, I did not. That's bullshit, by the way. People should be held accountable. Yep, and I am here to be accountable. People should be held accountable. Yep, and I am here to be accountable. But here's the part I want. Here's the part that really from day one, where is the part?

There's a part in here. God, if it's gone. Wow, is it gone? Well, I took a screenshot of it. Oh man. It's gone. Wow. Well, good thing I took a screenshot of it. Really It really fucks up the flow of my show. You know what's funny is Patrick Clark, this King wrote this to pool boy. You know what's funny is Patrick Clark sent that to my wife. So Patrick Clark, this, this fucking hurts because I text with Patrick Clark quite a bit about UFC stuff and I like Patrick Clark and I would

understand why Patrick Clark doesn't like me because I constantly ass pound his fucking cuck buddy, Brian friend. Oh, my wife's going to be pissed at that. You know, it's funny. King writes this. Patrick Clark sent that to my wife. That's how I found out about it. So Patrick, I have said for years, it's really bad that people play the victim. But what's worse, what's the most vile act a human being can do is ask others or demand others to play the victim.

So Patrick Clark DMs this guy's fucking wife with a clip. with a clip. She sends it to her husband, who's this fucking black fucking giant dude, super crossfitter fighter dude, so that this fucking guy can fucking have an ax to grind with me. So Patrick, I don't know what the fuck Patrick is, label him whatever you want, fucking Asian trannyanny sends a fucking DM to this dude's wife demanding subtly.

That his, her husband be offended because of bits that I do on this fucking show. You are a, you are a vile creature, dude. Mr. Clark, if this is true. I have not contacted Pat and asked him about it. I thought about it. I thought about texting him today and being like, hey, dude, did you really do that? Because I'm a fucking ass pound your ass today on the show. I'm going to out you as the fucking cuck you are if it's true.

It reminds me, you know, someone very significant in the CrossFit space told me, hey, Mike Halpin reached out to me and asked me why I liked one of your posts. Can you imagine these fucking cucks are going around policing shit? They are the epitome of fucking cancel culture. So then this fucking poor guy fucking King gets drug into this because he's because some fucking guy, some fucking pseudo agent is DMing his wife demanding with clips. I take full responsibility and accountability for everything I say on the show. You know what's funny? It's not funny dude by the way, King, that some dude's DMing your wife this shit, demanding that you fucking get back on the plantation. That's what he's saying funny dude, by the way, King, that some dudes DMing your wife this shit, demanding

that you fucking get back on the plantation. That's what he's saying to you, King. He's saying, King, in order to live and be part of the establishment and be on the plantation, you have to be offended by those words. And your kids have to be offended by that word, and your grandkids have to be, and it goes on and on and on. You know what's funny, Patrick Clark? I sent that to my wife.

That's how I found out about it. As the two follow each other and Patrick is good friends with my wife. Let me tell you, that's not a good friend. That's a vile fucking... that's pestilence. Explain to me your need to justify Sevan using the N-word because there is none, plain and simple. Once again, King, you're more than welcome to have that belief, obviously, and I'm more than welcome to not have that belief.

I've never used it derogatorily. It's just part of a bit I fucking do. I do it all the fucking time. I have a fucking long and extremely rich and deep and fulfilling life That has brought me to a place where I don't give a fuck I'm a fucking super kind warm-hearted soul. I'm extremely generous I've uplifted more people on this show regardless of their fucking age color dick size all that you you you you unfortunately, maybe you won't see any of that because

of your, your, your predisposition to being offended by words, but, um, it's, it's, it's, it's just fucking wild to me. I think, I think that you should ask yourself, why is someone demanding that you get back on the plantation? That you be offended. Why is he demanding that? Patrick Hart jerks off to anime and tranny porn. I mean it's not a it's not a stretch. I don't judge him for it but it does nothing for me. But it's not a stretch. I mean I put 10 on it. judge him for it but it does nothing for me. But it's not a stretch. I mean I put ten on it. Fucking crazy. Fucking crazy. And King, and here's the thing, I really did not want to drag you into this but I thought this was such a fucking

museum quality specimen of what I've been talking about for four fucking years. This is that Karen shit. Patrick Karen Clark. It's fucking nuts. And I just couldn't resist. I just thought, wow, this is perfect. It's weird that I can't find it. Young Clark says, I can't ever remember hearing Sevon drop the hard R. I don't think I have.

But if I have, like, my heart is pure, people. My heart is pure. Another reason I don't watch Sevan, such a small man in so many ways. It goes on and on. The Meredith Rood thing though is pretty funny. Just because I was just like, what is she thinking jumping into the middle of this fucking cesspool of me getting ass pounded. David Domney. Mr. Woolley. I wouldn't pay much attention to this Sevan dude.

He's widely considered to be one of the dumbest, most ethically challenged and naive podcasters in the CrossFit space. Just look at his precious creepy views about women and families, where he lost many viewers for his incredibly outdated view of them. He's like some misogynist religious freak from the 1800s. That probably resonated awesomely with Wooly. Just a bunch of hogwash of just nothingness.

Look at this one. This one's crazy. I'm thankful I blocked Sevon years ago. I'm thankful I blocked Sevon years ago. Fuck, you didn't block me. Like who are you? Some chick named Carolyn Gianni writes, I'm thankful I blocked Sevon. Why would you block me? Why would I? Like I don't even know who the fuck you are.

I mean, you blocked me. And you didn't block me, you douche canoe. I can just see your shit right there. Sevon Podcasts is a bunch of clowns, I wouldn't put too much thought or energy into their opinions. Sevon's become a mouthpiece for TDC and HQ. And yet, I haven't listened to him in months. Also very tired of the public shaming of folks who disagree with him like he did to you here.

I mean, the irony. of folks who disagree with him like he did to you here. I mean, the irony, the fucking irony. Matthew Murphy, first of all, I'm not, there's no one maybe besides Luca, there's no one who lost more or was done more dirty by CrossFit than me. You name them, go ahead. You name them, I'll wait. And CrossFit didn't kill Lazar.

Lazar died at a CrossFit event. You go ahead and name one. Go ahead. I'm waiting Matthew Murphy. No one's done me. No one has been done more dirty by CrossFit than me. Glassman wasn't done dirty. Listen, if Glassman was done dirty, I'll take it. If Dave was done dirty, I'll take it. Fucking amazing, you ass clown.

I get so tired of the drama Sevan creates. Wooly posted this. Mr. Down syndrome himself. Will Sevan apologize and admit he's wrong? Yes. Double down? Yes. Challenge John to a high rocks duel?

No. Sevan never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. How about go fuck yourself, Blueprint? Will you do another podcast about this? No he won't. He's fucking... Dude, listen, this guy is a pussy. Anyway, it goes on and on. John Woolley, great point. You scored a point. Anyway, it goes on and on. John Wooley, great point. You scored a point.

Direct hit. Well done. Very well done. Hats off to you. Thank you for the content. You know, when I was thinking about this, after Joel, I was so excited having Joel Saliton on this morning. Don't worry, we're not done.

We got lots more. When I was, when I, after I Joel Saliton on this morning, which was just fucking amazing. What are you drinking? Paper Street coffee. Going to a birthday party night. I'm so excited. I spent the whole day. Uh, after I spent the whole day with my, um, kids, I mean, I spent the whole day every day with my kids, but we went to big five today.

My kids have like only been to the mall twice in their life and they've never been to a big five. And I took them to big five sporting good. And I just let them just get whatever the fuck they wanted. I let them go crazy. It was awesome. They were there. They couldn't believe that place existed. They're like, what? So cool. And then we went, we went and ordered them a birthday cake and it was such a great day today. But, um, uh, so after Joel Salton, I was, I was thinking about this.

I was thinking about this podcast and all of these cancel culture people. And I was thinking about how the script had been flipped. These are the people who for years have been being like, those guys are so negative for the space. They're so negative for the space. They're so bad for the space. They're ruining the space. The Talking Leap Fitness guys, the Matt O'Keefe, just whoever, they're so bad for the space. And now these same fuck nuts are the ones who are trying to take CrossFit down.

Like Brian, someone sent me a screenshot of Brian's friend's post today. Something about, is anyone thinking about leaving the CrossFit space? Like a passive aggressive pussy. It's like, hey dude, oh so someone took a shit in your kitchen and now you're just going to abandon your house. Someone took a shit in your kitchen and now you're just going to abandon your house. We're bad for the space, but you're trying to tear it down? We're bad for the space, but you're trying to tear it down? Explain that to me.

It was just a year ago that Brian Friend was like desperate to get on the inside with HQ. He would have fucking done anything. He was trying to play everyone. Trying to play Don, trying to play Dave, trying to play the Talking Elite Fitness guys, trying to play Halpin, trying to play me, just trying to play, like trying to figure out how can I get the most, how can I get in, trying to play Dylan over at to play like trying to figure out how can I get the most how can I get in trying to play Dylan over at Wadapalooza And now and now and now because of Luca he's out he's out

Isn't it amazing isn't it amazing they they you want to talk about who fucked the fucking community up How about all those fucktards who did I'm out you want to talk about real damage to the community? How about all those idiots that said I'm out just remember those are the council council culture fucks Those are those are the ones that get a divorce from their wife to fucking after the first argument. True nutrition is probably one of my favorite products. Not only because it comes quickly, but because of the contents inside of it. At a very affordable cost, I know I'm getting the best high quality grass-fed whey that's anywhere on the market. But it doesn't just stop there.

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Sevan take the guesswork out of your nutrition with true nutrition nutrition almost perfect Why you DM and someone's wife Patrick, you know why he is I'm gonna take a breath. Okay, where's my list of, I got a list of shit I got to go through. I don't know if I want to touch the lucid thing because he's so fucking emotionally fucking broken from his loss that his post is just batshit crazy. It's a fucking cattle call for fucking crazies. You see all these fucking people like Wooly, Hooper, Craig Richie, all these people, they haven't made videos in forever and now all of a sudden they're making videos in the space and they're like, well, we feel like we have, they all white knight, they all white knight

Hooper's videos like, well, I have have to speak up because because of other people speak up CrossFit's going to retaliate against him CrossFit's never retaliated against anyone Name one No, I don't think Mitchell Cut Cooper made a video. He wouldn't dare speak up in his space. He's got to come over to our space. Remember, he's the guy that defends strong women but only posts pictures of Super B from the CrossFit space. Can you hear the blower outside my door?

Okay, there's a video I want to play you guys Andrew Andrew hill andrew hillar posted this on his instagram account and then um And then it went away And I called him and I said hey, where's that video you posted And he said that uh, catherine called him and asked said, hey, where's that video you posted? And he said that a Catherine called him and asked him to take it down. And I'm tripping. I'm tripping on why. Imagine having 2 million or whatever she has 3 million, whatever, how many Instagram followers she has.

And your whole role is to be a public person by choice, her choice, and to be an influencer and to think that you could then control what other people do in the space about you instead of navigate the landscape. Like what if I called Wooly and I was like, hey dude, pull that down. That's not cool. Pull that down. Please pull that down. You want to use everyone in the space to sell your lotion and your earbuds and your sports

bras and your tampons and your trips that, you know, where you and Brock have people pay for your trips to Africa by you going with them and shit like that. And yet, for some reason, man, you must have not had very much hardship in your life if you think that this is bad. You must have lived a really, really fucking simple life because this isn't bad at all. Are you healthy? You got a new set of fucking awesome hammers. I said, I don't know, two months ago on the podcast,

I said, oh, Catherine's going to retire. She got some big old titties and that means Brock's fucking railing her twice as much as he used to. And so that means she's trying to get pregnant. Pretty sure I said that on the show months ago. I'm looking. Renato's like she retired two years ago. And I've always kind of prided myself as being the king of the behind the scenes, but fuck. If Talking Only Fitness keeps doing this shit, I will never, I'll have to relinquish the throne.

It'll be a bad day for me. First, Wooly fucking ass pounds me with no lube and now Talking Elite Fitness is releasing world-class behind the scenes shit. I swear when I saw this, I thought for sure it was on purpose. I never even considered it was an accident. Never. Shout out to Paper Street Coffee. Never. Never in a million fucking years. Let me know if you guys have audio on this.

I'm not sure if this is set up for you guys to hear. If you guys don't have audio, let me know. You guys have audio on that? Tommy just said I got a phone call randomly. Can you guys hear it good? No lube, rude. I don't blame Wooly. I don't blame Wooly. The only thing that was stupid, I don't mind the no lube part. The other part is just like how he tried to rub it in like if he lied about this, why did he do it? And what other stuff has he lied about? It's like, shut the fuck up, dude. You've never even said anything.

You're not even allowed to fuck, just take your fucking shot and shut the fuck up. No, you can't hear it, it's low. Hold on, let me check some other settings. It's weird how this road caster, let me check this. How about now? Let me try this one more time. I got a phone call randomly from Noah Dean, the MC.

Did you get that? I got a phone call randomly from Noah Dean. Did you guys hear that? Good, okay, thank you. I don't so so tommy says here there's so much to fucking unpack here And to be honest with you, I wasn't even I wasn't even Concerned about the information. I was tripping on their their dynamics here between the three of them to be honest The information I didn't think was a big deal I don't know who noah dean is. Does anyone know who that is? Noah Dean?

I got a phone call randomly from Noah Dean, the MC. Who is that Noah Dean, the MC? Do I know who that is? Katrin david's daughter was on the other line and she was like dropping in at his gym and that's cool and I can't remember he had mentioned something about me and tiff maybe like getting ready to have a baby and she's like oh she's like do you have his number column so Katrin's retiring oh yeah cuz Lee told me when I was with her last week and they're gonna try to start a family soon. So, oh, that's great. If I think she's getting out right about the right time.

So yeah, god damn, there's a lot to unpack here. Jesus Christ. Almighty. Sorry, cheese and crackers. Oh, holy cow. It's a lot. It's a lot. So I guess this wasn't supposed to go out.

I'll play the end for you in a second, but I wanna unpack some of this here really quick. Let me see this. I got a phone call randomly. So he got a phone call randomly. Tommy's on the phone. Bear with me here, I'm a little slow. From Noah Dean, the MC.

Yeah, so for some reason this guy Noah Dean, I guess Tommy doesn't talk to him a lot on the phone and he called Tommy. And Captain David's daughter was on the other line. She was on the other line? So Tommy was talking to this dude, this dude Noah was already on the phone with Katrin. And then he called Tommy, he told Katrin to hold and called Tommy three-way call thank you thank you thank you thank you three-way call okay

so then he called Tommy for some reason okay and she was like dropping it at his gym and and she was dry so he owns a gym or he's I don't know cool and and Sean thinks it's cool that's such a, that was a weird interjection, right? By Tom, by Sean. That was weird. Okay. Remember he had mentioned something about me and Tiff, maybe like getting ready to have a baby and she's like, Oh shit, do you have his number column?

Okay. So this guy know a Dean's talking to Katrin and said, Oh, Tommy had a baby or something, and then she said, Oh, call him so that, so that she could shoot the shit with Tommy. So I guess her and Tommy are close. Katrin's never called me. So Katrin's retiring. Oh yeah.

Presley told me. That's weird right there. That's weird. The way the way Lauren says Presley told me. That that will come back to that. That shit's weird. I was looking at that and I'm like, wait a second. They're not friends. They don't like each other. They don't talk. Sean and Lauren and Tommy, something must be up there.

And you got to see their reaction. They're like basically, yo, shut the fuck up bitch. Like we don't want to hear your shit. like basically, yo, shut the fuck up, bitch. Like we don't want to hear your shit. And it's, I can't tell. I haven't been around Lauren enough to know, but there's a little bit of that Brian friend component there. Like anytime you say something, it's like, yeah, I already knew that. I already knew that. I already know.

I actually, I actually put that in motion. I actually told Brock to fuck catcher and our Brian friend. I actually, I actually gave, I actually allowed that to happen. I suggested that they have a baby. I told her what doctor to go to to get the titties and all that. that to happen. I suggested that they have a baby. I told her what doctor to go to to get the titties and all that. I was with her last week. And they're going to try and start a family soon. So

Oh, that's great. If I think she's getting out right about the right time. She's getting out about the right time. Is that she's getting out of the right time because CrossFit's hurting or because her star is diminishing? Yeah. All right, I'm gonna hit record on the audio recording on the audio. All right, here we go.

Are these shows live? Two. One. What's going on everybody. Welcome to another episode of talking elite fitness. Um, what's amazing about this is that part of their show is this show. I was talking to Suze about this today. Suze actually pointed that out to me. That part of their show where they just say shit, that's this show.

That's the difference between these two shows. So while King says I'm full of shit or Wooly saying I'm lying, that's my show right there. They just did it better than me. But that's my show. Isn't that weird? The part that they want to pull down is my show. Not just spitballing. Yeah. pull down is my is my show. Not just spitballing.

Yeah, just authentic spitballing. Talking, talking, talking. Imagine this bother. I don't know the details. I haven't spoke to Katrin or Hiller in detail about it, but imagine this bothering Katrin. There's people in the comments like I'd be so fucking pissed. Uh, if someone leaked the fact that I was trying to get pregnant and I was retiring, I'm like, dude, are you fucking kidding me?

Wait till you have a fucking kid and you wake up in the morning. They got 104 temperature. Wait till one of your fake titties is leaking. Yeah, like we didn't know. I know. Your whole fucking life is about fucking being public. Why not just be like, I mean, this is a bit, what are you going to do when the tape comes out? That someone filmed you and fucking Brock Lesnar fucking on the deck of the boat. Then what are you going to do? Brock Lesnar fucking on the deck of the boat. Then what are you gonna do?

Listen, Katrin. Whoever your agent is or your friends are, like rally behind it. This is nothing to be fucking wound up about. Life's way too easy. Do some soul searching on how you and your buddies tried to take a big deuce on a CrossFit during the I'm Out days, not even knowing what the fuck Greg even said. No, that's her wife. That's Katrin's wife's name. Husband's name. I don't know if it's Lesner. It's not Lesner. It's Brock something. He's a...

Not a baseball player. He's a hockey player from Canada or something. And they do these getaways on boats and shit. It was reference to that. She asked, she I'm confused. She asked Hillary to take down his post, but not talking about fitness. No, no, no. This this was taken down to talking about fitness, pulled their shit down also. Someone someone tried to do a clean up on it and it's like, what the fuck is going on here? Why? This is the coolest, this is the coolest thing talking elite fitness ever put out.

This should be talking elite fitness behind the scenes. This shit is dope. I don't know if you, I don't know if I should bring up the Luca post. I don't know how many of you guys have the stomach for that. The Luca post is like, is like, your, your, your, I don't know if I should say it the Luca post is like you get You find out your kid gets autism 12 hours after he gets his fucking third set of fucking Vaccines and all you had to do is read a book for five minutes to prevent your kids lifetime of fucking turmoil from not fucking Being there, so you spend the rest of your life fucking defending it

And so to look at that post and be like yeah, man, this guy's a fucking emotional trainwreck You know It's it's hard to it should maybe it should be left alone so he can process it in his own way, but it's fucking out there. No, he's really messed up. Just leave him. Spoken like a true mom. Hey, Sean.

I think Luca just pissed that they didn't reveal anything from the investigation like they said they would. No, I think it couldn't be more wrong. He's just upset. There's nothing that can be fixed. All he cares about is that fucking, like he'd be happy if fucking CrossFit just went away. That's all he wants. That's what all these, this is the woke mob and they have this crazy thing to rally around, this feeling.

It's just a feeling and they're just rallying around it. It's just such a great point for them to make no sense. But because it's such an emoted so strongly that they think no one will touch it. Like the N-word. Like just cancel culture. Man, they just they want to emote so hardly that they think that they'll just keep you away. But like Janelle said, like, I mean, his is real. At least the cause of his pain is real.

OK, I just want to point this out I Was you I was just looking at the dynamic between these guys and I'm not getting the fact that these three I don't know where the problem is I don't know if it's Sean with Lauren or Tommy with Lauren, but just watch this watch this one part here I got a phone call randomly, uh, from Noah Dean, the MC. And Catherine David's daughter was on the other line and she was like dropping it at his gym and that's cool. And I can't remember.

He had mentioned something about me and Tiff, maybe like getting ready to have a baby and she's like, Oh, do you have his number column? So Catherine's retiring. Oh yeah. Cause they told me when I was with her last, that's it right there. Watch Tommy's face when Lauren says that. Uh, how do I, how do I, how the fuck do I scroll back here? Uh, okay.

Here we go. Oh, she was never calm. So Catherine's retiring. Oh, yeah. Cosley told me when I was with her last week. And they're going to try to start a family soon. So that's great. Oh, boy.

Yeah. Anyway, there's something there. These three are either tired or they're tired of Lauren's shit or she has a habit of doing that, letting you know that she already knew. Something happened there. I can't put my finger on it. I have to send it over to the fucking lab and have Masuka look at it. Get it? It's a Dexter. It's a Dexter reference. Yeah, Sean does look uh, ckkevin. Sean does look a little sick. I don't know what's going on with him.

More he seems like he's just in a hurry. Like he's like fuck this shit. Let's just get going. Tommy's got Something going on with his jaw. I don't know what that was. I don't know if he's just stretching it or what he's doing. But I just found it fascinating. That's this show. That's the spin.

That right there is the spin show. That's what authenticity looks like. That's the part that they don't show because they're professional. The information business is high value. I don't know what that means, but I like it. Tommy looks drunky for a while to me. I think he's pretty clean. As I recall, I think him and Sean are both pretty fucking clean.

I think they're pretty, maybe I'm wrong, but I always like just in their presence, they always seem healthy and clean and great complexions and strong and they always seem like they had their shit together uh like what they put in their mouth to me. Craig Richie made a video I guess I haven't seen it but someone sent me a clip where he's saying he's trying to separate himself from CrossFit But but this person writes to me, but this fucking guy was at the rogue invitation and then went to Ariel Lowen's house My goodness Matt gates withdrew. All right.

That's not bad. I was nice, right? No one, like, no one, everything's chill. Anyone else that needs to be talked about any other I do appreciate Everyone for all the content. I do not wish for anyone to be cancelled I do think maybe Patrick's done some irreparable. I don't want to say irreparable harm to our Relationship, but definitely change the trajectory of it. That's really fucking weird Reaching out to a dude's wife, sending him clips

of the show, thus demanding that that dude be upset because of the color of his skin, based on the color of my skin, based on something I said that wasn't negative in any way, but he needs to be upset about if he wants to stay on the plantation and be a part of the establishment fucking weird That that I seriously Patrick. I did not see that coming. I mean, let's say you would have been like Patrick let's say you'd have been like this. You'd have been like hey, dude. I I got a friend who works at the NSA and they watched have on jack off on a cell phone and

I got a friend who works at the NSA and they watch Sevan jack off on a cell phone and he only jacks off to fat pregnant women and, but that's not the weird part. The weird part is that he only has a four inch dick. I'd take that. I'd be like, all right. But what you did, I mean, Hey, that dude got that, that dude got that information in order to, uh, fuck it. It's got whatever it was. It was fucking malicious.

Patrick contacted the one black dude he knew. He doesn't even know him. He's got to contact his wife. Sevan is always really specific in his made up stories. I don't really watch. I don't watch. I don't do pregnant porn and I don't have a four inch dick so... Yeah.

Yeah. So. But I do. It is an opportunity to try to be funny. All right. Janelle. Okay, I'm gonna take Janelle's advice, stay away from the Luca post. You should never be surprised when dealing with the communists.

Yeah, that's a good point. All right, I think that's it. Katrin, Talking About Fitness, Meredith Root, Patrick Clark, John Woolley, Brian Friend. Oh, Mike Halpin made a post. I didn't even fucking understand it. It said something like, I'm so glad I blocked Hiller and Sevan when I did it was a Day after my wedding or a day after something some moment in his life my kid's birthday party It was the best thing to have me. I don't know what but dude listen

I blocked you. Do you wonder why blocked you cuz I just didn't want to like hate you But the you did the exact same thing Patrick Clark did. Like you're going around fucking demanding that people listen if you if you saw some let's say let's say let's say you went to this person who liked my post and you're like hey you know Sevan drops the n-word. Why would you like his post? Then at least you're not being a passive aggressive douche. You put a little bit of yourself on the line and you're letting someone know what your

pathology or your insecurity or what your fucking weakness is and being like, but you're not even doing that. You ask people, why did you like that post that Sevan made? It's like, it's such a fucking loaded cunt thing to do. And so I just blocked you. I just blocked you. I was just like, fuck it, like I don't want to hate this dude. It wasn't because it was your kid's birthday party or whatever you say happened that day. I don't even...

And I'm glad it worked out for you too. Good. All right. So everyone, I did everyone, I talked about everyone that needed to be talked about. Wooly, Hooper, Richie, just not Luca. All right. All right, Brandon. Hi. Oh, who do I?

Oh, tomorrow I got birth fit on tomorrow's going to be great. Hey, and listen, here's the thing. Keep it PG. OK, you're right. OK. Keep it PG. Okay. You're right. Okay. All right. I'm off to birthday party.

Love you guys. Thanks for tuning in. Talk to you guys tomorrow. Lindsay will be here tomorrow from BirthFit. She's got a great program. If you didn't see this morning show, you should really see it. Salatin is a national treasure. Joel Salatin is a national treasure. Joel Salatin is amazing

Whether you hate me or like me, you should definitely watch that show. It's the guys dropping bombs Congratulations to Katrin. I'm trying to make a baby. It's fun. Congratulations on our new titties and congratulations on retiring. May she continue to milk this community for every fucking thing it's worth and And maybe start even contributing on a higher level. Bye bye.