The Sevan Podcast - Kill Taylor Ep. 3 | Come Take The Money $1500

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we're just seconds away from Kill Taylor week three. The winner will get $1,500. There will not be a winner, but you can try by texting your information to the number in the lower right-hand corner. Below me is Andrew Hiller. Below him is Pedro White from Coffee Pods and Wads. And below him, Mr. Beaver. The workout today is

40 GHD sit-ups, 40 alternating dumbbell snatches, 50 pounds for the men, 35 for the vaginas, Two rounds. Let's not fuck around anymore. We're ready. Are you guys ready?

Let's do this. Taylor's looking good. Taylor Sell from Sentinel Training asking Bryson Del Monte, are we going to fucking do this or not? Big Jizz staying in the center of the floor. 50-pound dumbbell ready to go. GHD there. If you want to get as fit as Taylor, you can join

Sentinel Training today. He can even turn someone like me into someone like Taylor. No, no, no. I don't know about that. He can do a lot. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Here comes the workout. Let's party. Taylor Self, the unbeatable.

Wad Zombie, let's go. Here comes the workout. Let's party. Taylor Self, the unbeatable. Wad Zombie, let's go. Taylor, show everyone what a plumber can do. Did you talk about the plumber's crack that always comes out when you do GHG sit-ups? You ever see that? The massive back is ready. The abdomen's engaged. 40 GHG sit-ups. The abdomens engaged 40 dumbbell snatches

Two rounds Are we are counter in the background and everything this is gonna be When when do we tell him when do we tell everybody When do we tell him that? When do we tell everybody? When do we tell everyone what? How explicit Taylor was about where your butt is in relation to the pad. Notice Taylor's butt placement.

Your butt has to be in the same spot, according to Taylor, or you can't win the money. You'll be immediately booted if your butt is not behind the pad. Really? It's just like that, huh? Move it and do redo all the rest It's wearing all black Hey, I shit you not I called Taylor this morning said you ready for this he goes fuck Yeah, he's all it's gonna be fun. I go why so fun today and he goes cuz I got the swine flu I go No shit. He goes. Yeah, I'm sick as fuck. I'm not can anyone beat yeah. He goes, oh, it's going to be fun. I go, why so fun today? And he goes, because I got the swine flu. I go, no shit.

He goes, yeah, I'm sick as fuck. I'm like, can anyone beat you? He said, no. Let's go, boy. Let's go, boy. No transition time. Alternating dumbbell snatches, 40 of them with the 50 pounds. It's probably a little slick down there, huh, with that cum saying?

Wild cum saying. Hey, I saw a video of Sporty Beth doing this the other day and she was touching one head. I heard that faster. I always like touching two heads instead. Does he have to have both heads touch the ground? Is that standard? Yes. As written by the Dave Cash

for himself. I definitely prefer two heads. Daniel Jennings, 1500's a lot of cash. Don't know if I'm willing to destroy my fat ass midsection for this dude. You have no chance. Stay home. Crack a beer and shut the fuck up. Don't even fucking bother.

Hey, I know you guys have an idea how quick he's going to do this thing in. We can figure it out pretty quick, actually. Five minutes. Five minutes? If he's not five minutes five minutes five 453. on a workout like this if you can replicate the second round with regidas on the first round it's going to be impossible to be quiet Keep flying.

Round two begins. With the exception of those burpee box jumps, I don't think I've ever seen Taylor go slower in the second round than the first round. He just seems to stay the same. And if I think he's picking up towards the end. So if he replicates it, he's going 436. Ryan Kendall, 525. Auden Macau, 456.

Lance Needing, 455. Daniel Jennings, 523. Oh, he'd be under five. For sure. It's going to be under five, and it's going to be probably about 440. Unless he kind of babies out, but he ain't going to do that. If we see you fool around in the transition, we're just kicking you off. Like, seriously. If you start putting your hands on your knees and taking a big breath, get the fuck out of here. that if we see you fool around in the transition we're just kicking you off like don't like

seriously if you start putting your hands on your knees and taking a big breath get the fuck out of here yeah those days are over show three we're gonna be able to fit in at least 10 extra people that way too yeah in your own you're out if you put any accessories on a belt grips knees anything at all you're gonna immediately just do just do this. What's your name? What's your occupation? Nice to meet you. Good up. See ya Did I just hear some velcro get off? Yeah Try to chalk up you can chalk these nuts He's moving dude. Let's go

Keeping that money next week will be $2,000. You can see it already. This reminds me of the old one with Dalvin. His pace. Oh, yeah. He's good at dumbbell snatches like that. This is an easy way for him. Yeah, Jeremy, you do get extra points for doing it nude. You get a one-minute head start.

Is that cool, Stefan? If you do it nude, we won't boot you. Extra 500 if you do it naked. Oh. Imagine doing a dumbbell snatch with your dick flinging around. I think I'd hit it. You got to find it first. Here we go.

Here we go, Taylor. 10 more. Damn, dude. I like listening. Me too. It's like music. 438! 4. 4.38. Booyah. 4.38.

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And you can stare all you want at the one-armed people, the dwarves, the guys in the wheelchairs. Great place to take your kids. It's the time to stare at them, support them, and watch them do epic shit. Taylor. Beast. Beast. How sick are you? I spoke to you this morning.

You're like, I'm sick as fuck. I'm like, do we need to postpone the show? And you said, shut the fuck up. I'm okay today. I was pretty. I was messed up Monday and Tuesday this week. Kind of like 50% Wednesday. 60% Thursday.

70% Friday. Maybe like 80% today. $1,500 to anyone who can beat Taylor's time of 420... 420 420 438 439 439 Anyone who can make Taylor's time a 439

We'll give you a second The 1500 bucks today brought to you by Proven Business Plan Devout listener Corey Pulido has put up the money He also has this project called Scarlet Oak Farms It looks like they save dogs or some shit Thank you Corey for the money Proven Business Plan Check it out He also has this project called Scarlet Oak Farms. It looks like they save dogs or some shit.

Thank you, Corey, for the money-proven business plan. Check it out. Provestbusinessplans.com. I don't know if that's true. Taylor, are you happy with your time? Yeah, I don't think I could have gone any faster. Would you have done it faster if you were in sync, do you think? Or is that your best bet? Maybe.

No. That's not a workout where being sick, I think, really affected me. It's just after. Do you have Fran lung or anything like that? I mean, that was just four and a half minutes of just horsepower. That's how I felt after my workouts the past three or four days. I have such an irritated fucking cum speed bag, whatever they call it. I thing in the back of your throat that hits the tip of your dick. What is that called?

Your uvula. Uvula. Definitely not called a cum speed bag. Your labium, whatever that is. Not bad either. It's like super irritated. So I finish a workout and I'm like. It's choking on your dick huh do you have

any advice do you have any advice for anyone who wants to try it no one's beating me in that there's no way huh uh there might be there might be like two or three games athletes in the world maybe mertens could beat you on this i mean the range of motion thing and then the ghc is tough like i don't know how he is on ghds hey dude you did 40 in a minute and four seconds that was wicked fast the first link has been sent out the first link has been sent oh yeah my hundred for time is 249 and i think i'm a little faster at him now that's pretty quick hey where's the butt going? Oh, on the butt? I don't even care, to be honest.

Oh, all right. I made a big statement. Well, look, if somebody wants to come on and fucking cheat and still lose, it's all good, bro. Taylor, how long did it take you to write that workout? Not long. I had three versions. I was you to write that workout not long i had like three i had three versions i was gonna hey unlock that proven business plan use code sebon get 40 forever if anyone ever needs

a business plan okay how long did it take you to write it a day two days how did you less less i uh i was just thinking of movements that i wanted to do and that I felt like I was pretty good at. And I was going to do like 50 GHD, 50 dumbbell snatch for time, or three rounds of 30 and 30, or two rounds of 40 and 40. A second link has been sent. The first link, the person didn't show up. The second link has been sent. I like your variation the most. 50s would have been all right. It link has been sent. I like, I like, I like your variation the most. Fifties would have been all right.

It's just too short. I think 50 and 50 would have been like sub two. We probably want a little longer. What about the weight on the dumbbell? Why not? Uh, heavier? Why not lighter?

Why 50? Uh, cause I didn't want to fucking do anything heavier today. I, I did, I just did a semifinal of that one this morning. Oh, so you've already worked out today. I just did a semifinal of that one this morning. Oh, so you've already worked out today. Yeah, I did that at like

9.30. 9.30 my time. So I was done around like 10. And then rested an hour and a half and here we are. Two links have been sent out. The prize money is $1,500 for anyone who can beat his time.

Apparently these people aren't ready, or maybe I'm sending them the wrong link. Maybe the link doesn't work. Or maybe they're listening to Tanner talk thinking, oh, fuck. I'm not doing it anymore. Facial hair on this guy. Oh, shit. We got both now coming in. Okay.

Three links have been sent out we got our first person kyle what's up dude what's up you ready for this i am how many weeks have you watched how many weeks what have you watched all the shows yeah i have and uh have you ever tried to get in before no i haven't this is the first time this is the first one i i thought i would do decent i don't think i can do this but i'm gonna do my best where are you at where are you at i'm in marietta georgia and are you in a crossfit gym yeah i'm at crossfit west cop okay and do you have any uh viewers there anyone watching uh just one just me and my girlfriend here right now all right all right Are you a training think tank athlete?

I do their online programming, yeah. You should switch to Sentinel. It's better. That's all you do, just check it out. All right. We're ready when you are, buddy. I'm going to hold your camera the other direction. Are you regular height, or are you a dwarf? Oh, that's other direction are you regular height or are you a dwarf oh that's what i was wondering too are you a dwarf he got some five nine i think

the angle had me messed up but good good feature hey kyle kyle turn your camera sideways you can hear us thank you kyle kyle uh kyle it looks like you're dating up buddy you better hold on to that looks like you're dating up buddy definitely yeah You better hold on to that. It looks like you're dating up, buddy. Definitely. Yeah. Better hold on tight, buddy. I think she heard that. How many times? Hey, yeah, and you know, if you get to 450, I think we're – are we booting someone?

Bye-bye, Kyle. Bye-bye. We see you transition once and put your hands on your knees or do some shit like that, you're out. Love you, dude. Good luck. 40 GHZs first, right? And then 40 dumbbells. Two rounds. Do not slow down.

As soon as you slow down, you're fucked. In fact, he has to speed up. Hey, did your girl have any words of motivation for you? Get a standee if you beat him? Hey, I'll give you a blowjob if you win. Something like that. If you mess it up, I'm fucking you tonight. Oh, shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Caleb on the time clock. Here we go. Hey, dude, to be fair, every guy who does CrossFit is Oh, no. He's fucked. He's already fucked. I need some no- he's fucked he's already who else do we got i'd admire the honesty goodness honestly his reps look cleaner than taylor's the touch on the ground he couldn't even see his fingers yeah oh shut the fuck up i was going so fast you fucker he's gonna be as bald as taylor in a couple of weeks though maybe kyle can work camera instead

of bryson next week. Hey, maybe you guys can eat my butthole. I'm the one who set up the fucking thing. Wow. Damn, he's going quick. Look at these things. Bryson, I got to get you logged into the fucking back end because I hate not being able to pull up comments.

How many seconds was that when he got off the GSD hitter? 115, I think he'll hit. I think it was under 110 for sure, pull up comments. How many when he got off the GSD hitter? 115. I think he was I think it was under it was under 110 for sure. And I think I remember 104,

105. I looked at the clock. I looked at the clock getting off and I was at 105. That's what I remember.

He's slowing down. Come on, Kyle. Come on. No one understands how fast time is. 11. What are you

saying? 12. Trying to fuck him up, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, here we go. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, shit.

Yeah, here we go. Oh, he's wobbly. He did not take his time on the transition, so he's moving. He's wobbly. He was quick with it. Hey, it's going to be close if he can keep this. It's going to be close. No, it's not.

It's going to be 20 seconds slower. Hey, he's going to go close if he can keep this. It's going to be close. No, it's not. It's going to be 20 seconds slower. Hey, he's going to go faster his second round, dude. You went faster your second round, I think, Taylor. You think this guy's going faster his second round? Yes. I heard that's how training think tank does things. They go faster on the second round. I heard they do 10 reps of this movement, 30 seconds rest.

10 reps of this movement, 30 seconds rest. When's he going to take the rest then? He's going to take the rest right after his 20 dumbbell snatch. He's going to put it down and break. Quick break. Quick break. He's on pace. Kyle, you cannot take any rest, dude.

$1,500 from proven business plans. Let's get it. So I was 439. So that means this round has to take him to 20 for him to even have a chance. He's close. No, he's not close at all, dude. I don't think you want this to be exciting, but burn him off. We need somebody fitter.

You're good, Kyle. You're good, dude. You're on it. Not on pace. You're on it, dude. He's actually four seconds, now five seconds off pace. Eight seconds off pace. Get your let's go straight he's on it he's on it yeah he's fucked at the moment he's not even going under five minutes but you gotta feed up 242 he's in his second round he's about 10 g He's in his second round. He's about 10 GHDs in.

His girlfriend is currently stepping into the strap-on. For those of you who don't know what the workout is, the workout is 40 GHD sit-ups, 40 alternating dumbbell snatches with 50 pounds for the boys, 35 pounds for the girls, two rounds. Taylor's time was 4.39. 4.39. Oh, he's slowing down big time.

Let's go, Kyle. Slow him down big time. Let's go, Kyle. Oh, he's doing that, like, slow slap on the GHD. Fuck you, K. If you think Noah Olsen would dust me, only because his butthole would be touching his fucking heels on the GHD, dude. He would actually get shit on his Achilles tendon he cheats so fucking bad fuck you cabe

i've actually seen shit i know olsen's ankles is that what it's from that's exactly what it's from dude he wipes with his heel kyle come on oh oh Kyle, let's go Let's go, Kyle Look at that slow slap of the This is not going to be worth the Rabdo for Kyle Kyle is approaching the four minute mark He needs to get off the GHD now

There it is Kyle's going to be fucking bent over for a week after this Yeah, by his girlfriend His girlfriend's going to have to put his pants a week after this. He's moving. Yeah, by his girlfriend. Come on, Kyle. His girlfriend's going to have to put his pants on for him. Oh, shut the fuck up. Bouncing the dumbbell, Daniel.

You're bouncing on some dude's dick. Yeah, bounce it away. Whatever it takes to win. Yeah, fuck you, dude. All right, 422, 423, 424. We're pushing 430. Pull up Lance Knight, Jason Miller's comment.

Oh my God, Taylor, I got a lot back in because you saying pull up the comments is fucking annoying. Is Kill Taylor a play on the live comedy podcast Kill Tony? No, I've never heard of it. 439, the time passed. Kyle, tremendous job. Thanks for trying. Enjoy your butt-hounding.

Oh, bye. Oh, it was the other one. Proven business plans. 40% off. Use code word SEVON. Lifetime code. Scarlet Oak Farms. I guess that saves dogs from something. Hey, that guy's the shit.

I love Corey. He's a good dude. Kyle did a pretty good job. What do think of kyle's uh work there taylor uh i think he definitely didn't stand a chance even from the start all right uh what did you think training think tank training think tank sucks cock i know they're going to be listening to this but they suck dick your guy's vlog program is poop so kyle if you want to get fitter and you want to learn how to do gh she's like a man, we're right here at Sentinel Training. Careful, dude. I heard Stefan clips things and tries to TMZ

people. Good. I like being TMZ, dude. How would Hunter McIntyre do with this workout, Taylor? How do you do that with your phone? How do you end up with that fucking angle? Oh my goodness. Hey, fix your phone.

What the fuck are you doing aylin brender hey drake hey drake are we in the shot no dude your shots were turning rotate it do something what the fuck you need to do unlock your phone from when you're watching I don't know what the fuck you need to do. Unlock your phone from when you were watching porn this morning, dude. Okay, okay. This works. Hey, hey, Trey. Yes, sir.

Do you do GHGs the right way or the gay way? I don't know. I guess we'll have to find out and see. Okay, well, hopefully it's not that gay. Hey, do you know how to unlock your screen? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, unlock it. Turn it sideways. This isn't this isn't porn hub do you know

do you know how to send a text message christ almighty an sms there we go that a boy wow where's that dumbbell where's the dumbbell yeah i tilt it down a little bit drake where are you are you not in america are you all right in where where are you What country are you in? Utah. Wow. Are you a Mormon? Of course. Are there gold tablets under the GHD? Are you wearing your magic underwear?

I haven't checked it. Not yet. Have you soaked yet today? Have you soaked? Hey, keep sweet, pray, and obey. Let's go. All right. Is it good if I set it on the minute? Dude, you the man. You do what you got to do. What?

We got a clock here, too. A big one. He looks like a state trooper. You can see the clock, all right? Yeah. Wait, so what's he going to do? He's going to go at the one-minute mark? Yeah. So we just have to sit here for 50 seconds.

Hey, Drake, do you have any chance? Do you have any chance? I think it'll be close here for 50 seconds. Hey, Drake, do you have any chance? Do you have any chance? I think it'll be close. Hell yeah. Hey, are you a semifinal athlete, Drake Lewis? Yeah, I'll be out in Carson in a few weeks. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

Let's go. Hey, stop smiling, motherfucker. Taylor's third star just said, I'm keeping the air pod in so I can hear you during it. I saw this dude in a movie yesterday with Tom Cruise. I'm going to make him laugh so hard during his GHDs. His ass is in the right spot. No, no, no.

The planes. Yeah, he's good. Have you got both one wife or one wife? Just one wife, two kids. Okay. When I was starting this workout, my foreskin was actually going. Go. What about your foreskin?

Oh, shit. My foreskin was bleached. He might do it. Oh, shit. We can mute him. Yeah. He's good-paced. Mute his ass.

Yeah, there we go. What are we at? Seven? I don't know. I think Drake's fore pace. Mute his ass. Yeah, there we go. What are we at? Seven? I don't know. I think Drake's foreskin is getting in the way. Nine? Where are we at? Ten?

I don't know where we're at exactly. Whatever's going on. You look like you're in trouble, Taylor. Thirteen. Yeah. Are you counting, Taylor? Fifteen. Why would his foreskin get in the way?

Why do Mormons add foreskin instead of circumcised? I thought Mormons had, like, they kept, like, I thought they got their foreskin taken off, and then they, like, keep it in their pocket as, like, a trinket. Yes, they do. They turn into a keychain. That's our meaning. A keychain. The bunny's foot for good charm.

It turns into a change purse. The winky skin? Oh, my God. Change purse. A change purse. And if you want to hold something big in it you just rub it and the bag grows oh my god one minute and three seconds in he should be getting off soon if he wants to be on pace

oh you're screwed oh i'm so oh my. Oh, my God. $1,500. That's why we don't see this in games. Speed up, fucker. Do you want money or not? What'd you say? He's going real slow on his phone. I told him to speed up. Does he want the fucking money or not, dude? Hey, not only does he want to blow up there.

We know his wife is pregnant with his third kid, too. Probably triplets, actually, since he's Mormon. They have, like, 30 kids, don't they? Caleb, should we look for a minute since he's mormon they have like 30 kids don't they caleb should we look for a minute let's see what his breathing once yeah let's see is he fundamentalist latter-day saints sounds hey he has that ghd pointed at the temple too it's got to be pointed at the temple when you do ghd's. Like Sharia law or something? Sharia law! Jesus fucking Christ.

The temple? Mormons have temples? Yeah, they got like, everything's pointed at the temple and the town. All the roads, all the other temples. Their temple is the prophet's cough. Correct. What? I'm just, have you not watched the documentaries, bro?

No. Hey, Tyler, nice of you to show up for the show. Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Fucking retard. Tyler, how's Brandon Smith? Yeah. He's fucking retarded.

Tyler, good luck getting on the show next week when we're making $100 million. Oh, come on. You got to get there. Oh, shit. Oh, he fucked up. He waited too long on the GHD. He slowed down. He's a fuck out of me. One on the bottom is right.

Holy shit. You got to go so much faster here, bro. Pull your wiener out from in between your butt cheeks and actually work out. Yeah, you slowed down a little bit too much here, dude. Taylor sped up. Toast. This guy is toast. bit too much here, dude. Taylor sped up. Toast. This guy is toast. He was close, man.

I bet Luis Osamora could beat me if he did hang snatches the whole time or some other form of cheating. Fair enough. Let's go, Drake. Let's go. And not admit who said it. Luis in Spanish

Okay guys he has to get off In the next five seconds or he's toast He has to get off He's speeding up He's speeding up Holy shit he's digging He's digging He's digging

One minute One minute It is going to be really close, Peter. It is going to be really close. No, it's not. No one's doing 40 dumbbell snatches. One minute. One minute.

4.39 is the time to beat. Yeah, he's going to have to jam. Here we go, guys. One. Faster. Go. Three. There you go.

Three. Three. Three. The count is still zero. The count is still zero the count is still 36 eight he's gonna be close to you homie 10 no way 11 i mean he's gotta go like one a second 12 13 14 15 do you feel like something's going down to your doom right now? He'll be 455. He'll be 455. 18. I don't think so. 19.

20. At the moment, he's got it. 21. He doesn't got it at the moment. No, he doesn't. 23. You're right. 24.

25. He's going to be 455. 27. 28. 29. 30. All right. 31. 27, 28, 29, 30, 31. 439 has passed.

He was good. I don't even know how you did it that fast because this guy was flying, dude. Yeah, watching this couple of guys still lose. If you want to see this beautiful man compete, 4-51. If you want to see this beautiful man compete, 451. If you want to see this beautiful man compete,

you're going to have to go to Carson. He will be competing in Carson. You can get your tickets now. There's the QR code, May 24th to the 26th. It'll be in Carson, California. Taylor will also be there, but not competing, just talking shit to Drake. Drake, what's up, buddy?

Let's hear something from you. Great job, dude. I don't know how you could have moved any faster dude Yeah it was tough Tim It was fast on the GC You're really hot dude I'm not that kind of dude But you really are attractive

Thank you Hey that second round of GHDs with 10 left Did you turn on the afterburners? It looked like you went for it Yeah I tried to I probably should have 10 reps earlier even Oh Like at 20.

Is your wife pregnant with a third? Undetermined. I mean, undetermined. All right. After this, she will be fucked. Hey, you've never – no contraception. You Mormons just let go, huh? Depends.

Yeah, hit and miss. All right. Hit and miss. Hey, love you, buddy. Thanks for doing this. Thanks. I'm looking forward to meeting you in person, buddy. Later. Good shit, Drake. Hey, dude, he looks like Miles Teller.

That's who he looks like. He does. For people who didn't understand. Who's Miles Teller? What an absolute stud. He played Mr. Fantastic in the last Fantastic Four movie. What the fuck is this? Oh my god, dude. What the fuck is this?

Oh, shit. What is this? This guy looks like the other guys twin this beautiful. Oh, all right. What are you a dwarf also? No dog? I'm 510 all right. He looks like mr. Beast. Nah dog. Nah Are you mr. Beast's little brother? Oh, hey, this is crossfit Krypton. It is Yeah, that's right brother. Oh, hey, this is CrossFit Krypton. It is. Yeah, Ben's right here. Oh, baby boy! Oh, baby boy!

How come Ben's not doing it? You don't give him any money? Ben's knees will snap in half if he tries this. Oh, my God. This guy's stout. Ben's not doing it because he picked the best athlete at this workout to do it, to share the money with. Oh, my goodness.

What's this guy's name? Sam Biano? Sam Banano? Banano? Banano. Samuel Biano from CrossFit Krypton going for the $1,500 from proven business plans. Use code word 7. Get 40% off whenever you want.

Yeah, this boy's a brick shithouse. I think this guy's going to do it, John Young. We're going to find out who this fucking guy is. I like the depth of field, the little blur, the bouquet we have in the front Who do you fucking think? This is Samuel Piano Some fucking guy just walked Some fucking guy just waltzed into our gym Like he fucking owned the place

No idea who he is Here we go, Ben Smith with the countdown Caleb, you ready? Eric Rosa Here we go, Samuel's not even countdown. Caleb, you ready? Eric Rosa. Samuel's not even fooling around. He's just getting it. Let's go, baby. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Dude's fucking toast. There's no way. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The GHD did rip the GHD? Oh my God. The GHD did a wheelie. Put a fucking sandbag on it. Jesus. I'll stay.

That's going to cost him. That first rep is going to cost him. 16. 17. 18. When he bends down to pick up that dumbbell, his colon is going to shoot through his asshole. Don't worry. If you get some sugar, he'll put it his asshole. Don't worry.

If you get some sugar, he'll put it back in. Halfway there. 27. That's beans. I'm not going to lie. When I saw this guy log on, I thought he had no shot. Negative. He's got a big shot.

35. I don't know, man. I think he's just a lame team athlete. 37. 38. Oh, Taylor. 39. Oh,'t know, man. I think he's just a lame team athlete. 37. 38. Oh, Taylor. 39. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You missed a rep. Are you sure? You missed a rep. 100% he did 39. Isn't it? It's not two rounds for a time, 39 and 39. I'm going back to watch the tape. Yeah, go back to watch the tape.

Go back and watch it. Yeah, let's see. Oh, you're fucked. You're fucked. Oh, fuck. You can't even hold on to the fucking dumbbell. Are you kidding me? Oh, my goodness.

What kind of fucking Wi-Fi does Ben Smith's gym have, dude? What the fuck is this? Hey, Ben's got nice and fucking Wi-Fi for your gym, bro. He's on Nokia 2G. Watch that right arm. Is it locking out? Somebody said he did 40. All right, he did 40. All right, we'll give it to him.

He did 40 and then broke three fingers. Let's let him go. He's scaled now. He's going to adapt. He needs to finish this at about 220 Oh look at him just slowing down Looks like he's

Oh yeah He's fucked Emergency break off buddy He's gonna be fucking 10 seconds ahead of my pace Just fucking grinding to a halt He's 10 seconds ahead Wow Holy shit.

Oh, this is going to be close. Oh my God. Let's go, Sam. Holy shit. Samuel Payano. CrossFit Krypton. Ben Smith in the background cheering him on. Alright, he did 40.

He's going to win $1,500. Look at Taylor's face. $1,500 from proven business plans. Fuck you, Sam. Samuel Piano. That's Sam. That boy's Sam. No, not that boy.

You fucking suck, Sam. Fuck you, Sam. No way, dude. Eat a dick, Sam. Shut up, Sam. Here we go. Fuck off, Sam. This is your dick, Sam. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, Sam. This is your moment, Sam.

This is your moment. Come on, Sam. Let's go. Hey, Taylor, remember you dropped the dumbbell on the first round, too. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. Wow. You're going to be confident at that 1,500 this week.

I don't know. It's going to be confident at that 1,500 this week. I don't know. It's going to be close. It's going to be close. Oh my goodness. One. Two. Time to beat his 439. Oh my God. He's got so long to go.

Five. He has so much time. Six. Seven. Eight. Let's go. Come on. 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Oh, God, he's struggling. 16. His struggle phase looks like he's smiling, though, so it's kind of reassuring. 18. 19.

He's slowing down. He's slowing down. 20. Oh, he's really slowing down. 21. Oh, he's hurting. 22. He has so much time.

Oh, he's doing a kettlebell swing now. Is this 23? 24. 25. 25. Halfway there. 26. 27.

Time to beat. 439 or 438, something like that. So fast. 30. 27. Time to beat. 439 or 438. Something like that. What's he at? 31. He's got 19 seconds to do nine reps. Let's go. 33.

34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 36. Let's go. 37. 38. Oh, my God. 39. Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Was that 39? 39. I think that was 39, but I don't know. That was 39. Positively, dude. So you didn't do 60 reps? We got to go to the tape.

All right. Holy shit. Taylor, check it. I couldn't count the first time. Maybe I can count the second time. That wasn't 39. Give me a minute. And then it looks like we're going to have to go to the clock with both of these.

It looks like we're going to have to go check Taylor's official time. We're going to have to check his official time. Oh, my God. I will pull up the screen to Taylor's clock. I can't see much going on. Let me see.

It's looking bad for you. You started on the odd arm. I'll do it with a chance to meet Kosh. If someone else calls in and wins, do you have to give another $1,500? No, fuck no. Show's over. I'm going to kill myself if this guy beat him in week three. Do you want to do your last rep now while we check this? Yeah, seriously.

Unless Sivan started counting on the wrong number, I think it was $39. I think it was $39 as well. Hold on one second. Did I beat it or not? It's going to be close, dude. I think you did beat it, but maybe you were one rep short. We're counting right now, and we're pulling up Taylor's official time too.

On the snatches? Yeah. So Taylor, I'm going to show you guys this here real quick. It's going to be really – Taylor's time is 4.38.10. So I'll show this. Can you share my screen really quick? So we'll pull this up here. We'll check Taylor's clock.

This guy is nowhere near as hot as the last guy. He's ugly as fuck. He's a savage though, dude. That was savage. He was pulling through syrup. Okay, this is Taylor's workout. I'll stop the clock. I think at 4.30, it's at lockout at the top, right?

Where the clock stops? Yeah. Okay. So we'll basically go here. And so it's a little bit faster than 4.30. You did 39. You did 38. You did 39.

He only did 39 reps? You did 39, confirmed. Oh, my God. Oh, 28. You did 39. You did 39 confirmed. Oh my God. Oh my God. Holy fuck, dude. What are you doing? Fuck me. Samuel is there. What the fuck is going on?

You, sir, are a fucking retard. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I have squirrel flu, Ben! You, sir, are a fucking retard. Oh my god. Hey, are you... Jesus Christ. I have squirrel flu and meanwhile you can't even... Come on! Hey, dude, you might have beat him, dude, because you finished a second before him with 39 reps.

No, he wasn't beating me with another rep. No. One more rep, it would have been 440. Hey, are we sure it's 39? Are we sure it's 39? If you guys want to do this, go back and you can do it in double time. It'll take you like 30 seconds. You can count them in time. Let's count them again officially in front of everyone.

Let's make sure. Someone! He showed the capacity, dude. Send him the money. Double time. Double time. Times two. Got it.

This is his first rep. Double time. Times two. Times two. Times two. Got it. All right. Here we go. This is his first rep. Go a little bit before this. Go 10 seconds before this so we can see the whole thing. Let's count these up here. Okay. All right.

GHDs were beautiful. I have so many emotions. I feel so bad. One, two, three. My God. I didn't know what he was saying to him there. Six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. two three three my god i didn't know what he said to him there six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one twenty two 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39.

Oh, fuck! God damn it. Oh, my God. Hey, guys, here's the thing. All you had to really do was see which arm you started with, and you had to finish with the opposite arm. And the whole time, I'm like, you have to finish with the wrong arm, dude. Samuel, how did you decide to start do this this morning?

When did you decide to join in? Have you watched a bunch of these shows? Why did you do this? I've heard of this show since it started, and then it caught up, watched the other ones. It was cool i think it's pretty entertaining uh and then i was like if there's one i can beat him at it's probably this one or try to uh juice these are one of my best movements so where are you from

you're not american canada i live in italy yeah italy dude i'm going to italy this summer dude you want to come with me Where are you going I have no idea the whole country or something Nice It's my family vacation bro Nice yeah let me know Maybe I can recommend you a couple spots

Hey are you going Are you going to semi finals Yeah on a team Crypton Who said that Yeah who cares Alright you're a good dude, but fuck your team. Bye. Okay.

Wow. Samuel, stop watching the show, buddy. You're going to ruin the show, dude. That was crazy, dude. Holy shit. That was really good. I'm really happy that happened. You better get better programming, dude.

When do we send him the $750 for throwing it? We don't send him $750. We send him my dick pic. That's the only thing he's getting, bro. I can forward it to him. Hold on. I just forwarded the wallpaper from my phone. Hey, guys. Remember when everyone

was saying Taylor was going to get comfortable? Well, he did do the freaking semi-final workout this morning he's already getting comfortable way too comfortable that was retarded I don't know why you did that that was way too important listen proven business plans $1500 for anyone who can beat the time

the time is I think exactly 438.10 maybe a little bit faster 438.10 and if no one wins the money, the money will roll over to next week. Roll over till next week. Also, don't forget. There's only one thing you should be putting in your mouth besides dick. Is it safe?

Yes, it's safe. It's very safe. So safe you wouldn't believe it. Is it safe? Matthew Randolph, as Goob would say, welcome to the show. He's not going to win. Matthew Randolph, welcome. As Goob would say, welcome to the show. He's not going to win. Dude, you better be all go because you're not all show.

Turn off the lock on your phone, hombre. Shut the fucking show off, dude. Turn your fucking phone, dude. Looks like he fucked an octopus, dude. Matthew, unlock your phone, buddy. That a boy. Yeah. Matthew, what your phone, buddy. That a boy. Yeah. Matthew, what's wrong with your back?

You got a chance on the backpack. Yeah, we can hear you. You got to stop the YouTube, though. Stop the YouTube. Fucking hell, dude. Oh, he works down in Colton's dad's garage. No, dude. He turned the ship upside down, and he's working out inside the bottom of it.

Thank you. What is that? A $50 tent? You guys hear me? Amazon you work out in? Yeah, we can fucking hear you. Come on. Do you have arms like a human?

Hey, one of his fucking jackalope. One of his friends must be an aspiring tattoo artist and does all his practice work on this guy. Got them done in prison. Come on. Come on. Oh. Got them done in prison. Come on, come on. Oh, we got the little clock. Matthew, you ready to go hard, buddy? Meth fit.

Meth fit. This guy does meth fit. You want us to count you down? Get ready, Caleb. He's just going to go. Get ready. Get ready. Oh, he's ready to bone.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Where the fuck's his dumbbell? He doesn't need a dumbbell, dude. Where is his dumbbell? Oh, shit. Where's his dumbbell? How many reps is this fucking guy doing? Above the proven business class logo.

He's flying. He's on pace, guys. He's got a PhD, dude.hd dude yeah he's gonna backflip through the wall of his fucking yurt or whatever he's in hey taylor when you watch this is there any part of you it's like this is a lot of wasted energy just going into the ghd moving yeah it's like people who move the rower when they fucking row the whole row moves like what the fuck energy yeah why don't you do a move in the fuck are you doing energy yeah why do you do a move in the roar when you roll yeah fucking idiot are you fucking retarded peter when you roll the whole row is not supposed to shake you big dumb fucking idiot okay here we go here we go he's one oh my not touching the floor move back step back hell four you can hear it okay five One. Move back. Step back. Three. Four.

You can hear it. Five. Seven. He is on meth. Eight. Nine. Ten. This guy's a crack baby. This guy was born addicted to drugs.

He goes to court. He goes to court. He looks like he just shot a deer in his front yard, but it was his neighbor's dog. This guy looks like Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Bobby. from King of the Hill. God damn it, Bobby.

27. Oh, my shit. 30. He's on pace. 31. God damn it, Bobby. 32. 33. 34. 35. He's using a fucking 35-pound dumbbell.

37. Looks pretty small. 38. 39. 40. Hey, he's about 15 seconds ahead of you, dude. He can also count to 40, which is better than the last guy. I also think he did only one GHD sit-up.

Three. Four. Oh, so we have to send him $1,533. That's not his fault. Eight. Nine. He has no shot, just so you know. $11.

Why do you say that? $12. $13. He's going to fall apart. $14. $15. Meth only lasts three minutes. $17.

They're already feeling it wear off. $19. $20. Come on, do it for Dale King. $22. Oh, nice Oh my god If anything allowed a job after this Look, he's actually got the ingredients

From the lab underneath the worktop 28 Oh, I see the blue crystals Yeah Ow, there's the ow 30 Oh, he's slowing down 31

He's slowing way down Oh man 32 Oh no 33 34 35 Oh, he's slowing down. 31. He's slowing way down. 32. Oh, no. 33. 34. You were right. Meth only lasts for three minutes.

36. Is that 36? Uh-oh. This is either 39 or 40. I lost count. Here we go. 40. Oh, my goodness. You got to fly, dude. You got to fly, and you have a chance, too. Hey, this goodness. You got to fly, dude. You got to fly, and you have a chance, too. Hey, this is right where that other dude was at. It is.

Holy shit. Five, six. Taylor, you're way too comfortable with this program. I'm telling you, dude. You got to fucking figure it out. Nine, ten. Taylor's in service here. Twelve. Hey, you got to lock that thing out,

fucker. Look at your elbow. Look at his elbow. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. Oh, shit. 20.

21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28.

$1,500 from Proof of Business Plan 29. I think this is 30. Here we go. 10 more left. 31. You don't have to be in the field of view. 33. Jesus Christ.

34. 35. 36. 33. Jesus Christ. 35. 36. 37. 38. Put this guy. 39. 1,500 bucks.

Yeah. Are you kidding me? I'm going to go fucking jump off a bridge. Holy shit. Taylor, do you call yourself an NLF athlete? Fuck you, Hillary. Can you watch the tape?

This guy's on fucking meth and he beats you. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I'd fucking beat me if I was on meth too, Caleb. Why did you move some fat cocaine? What the fuck are you on? Oh my goodness.

Holy shit. This guy doesn't even have Venmo. I don't even think he has a cell phone. Hey, let's do 40 GHD sit-ups. Oh my goodness This guy doesn't even have Venmo I don't even think he has a cell phone Let's do 40 GHD sit-ups Oh my goodness Taylor robbery Matthew 1500 bucks buddy good job Thank you

Holy shit Did you know when you saw the workout that you were going to win Yeah I was going to fuck Taylor up Dude that's amazing uh the the second round of ghds you really started to slow down but it's showing your dumbbell snatches what happened in that second round of ghds i did uh i get total bar circuit this morning i haven't filmed it oh so you're so taylor's not the only one who aboard circuit this morning. I haven't filmed it.

So Taylor's not the only one who worked out this morning. Say again? This guy did a max circuit this morning. He did crack, boosted in his asshole. So you already did a workout this morning? Yeah, like six. Like six workouts? No, 6 a.m.

Oh, 6 a.m. And where are you calling from pennsylvania awesome and who are you are you familiar with the app instagram yeah okay i mean i don't know show us your fucking dumbbell dude let's see the dumbbell oh taylor's taking this shit serious i don't i know. Yeah, dude, I'm butt hurt, bro. Fuck you. That's fake. Fake weights. 50 fucking ounces.

Holy fuck, dude. And how close were you with the dumbbell snatches? Were those any problem for you? You look like you just destroyed it. No, I want the hamstrings from the sit-ups. That's about it. And what do you do? Is that your house you're at?

Oh, yeah. It's my garage. Do you cut grass for a living? Yeah, like what do you do? What is all that stuff? You have a lawnmower and an ATV? Four-wheeler. Who's dying?

What is that thing between them? Something for processing meth? What's that? That's what he puts on his cock. It's a cock pump. Industrial cock pump. He puts on his dick and fucking... Hey, fuck you! Fuck you, dude. Yeah, no problem.

Hey, Matthew, did you have anyone watch? Is there anyone watching? No. So you're just in your fucking little Yurt and then you're on 1500 bucks With your cell phone Yep Damn Are they watching

Before you go back into your wife and kids Make sure you wipe your dick on the curtains After you just fucked Taylor right in the ass. This looks like the dude I just saw the shadow. Yeah, he's probably got blood and shit on his dick right now, dude. You got to wipe that thing off, bro. This is a cringy show, dude. Calm down.

Matthew, are you going to semifinals? No. No. Why not? You're just an average CrossFitter who just put it to Taylor today on this fine Saturday morning. Yeah, if that works, yeah.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. He does a 45. All right, listen. I want you to come back next week and win another 500. You just take the show over. You beat him three weeks in a row.

We'll change the name to Kill Matthew. Thank you, Salon. It's going to be Kill Meth Head Matthew. Kill Meth Head Matthew. weeks in a row we'll change the name to kill matthew it's gonna be kill method matthew i haven't figured out how we're training i haven't figured out how we're gonna get you the money um i'm trying to figure out how i give you my we We don't. We don't. Next week, Tuesday. Will you DM me and... Do you watch the show? Are you familiar with the show, the podcast? Yeah, I follow you guys on Instagram, yeah.

Okay, will you DM the podcast channel and me, and then I'll give you my phone number, and we'll... Do you Venmo? Do you Venmo and stuff like that? Yeah, I'm pretty normal, guys. It's all right, yeah. Your garage looks like you've never even been out anywhere.

So I just wanted to make sure. Did you used to do drugs? Do you still do drugs? Just send Savan a photograph of your credit card on the back as well, and then he'll send you the money. You should probably message Sousa, too. Yeah. Dude, I'm so impressed, brother.

Thanks for coming on and thanks for kicking ass i'm in it for we don't get back to you just keep dming us i appreciate you guys yeah you the man thanks for making it fuck holy shit hey sorry jeff sorry week, buddy. That's a great shirt. Hey, thank you. I got the GW one as well. Nice. Yeah. All right, Taylor. Next week, man. Program a good one. All right. Later, buddy. Later, dude.

$1,500. That guy was way too intense. That guy had enough fucking erection. That's the guy that gets a boner in public. Did you see that guy? That's the guy that's walking through Target and you just see his fucking cock hard on up in his fucking shorts. Oh, wow. They got a deal on.

Holy fuck. Well, sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Dad. Dude, you're a beast, dude. Yeah, that's true. You did just get beat by a nobody. That's the problem with this fucking show is any retard on the fucking planet can beat me, dude! You're the one

programming, bro! How the fuck do I know what Matthew's good at? Taylor, Taylor, what is the... So you did it in 4.38, that dude did it in, what, like, 4.31? What is the fastest in the world that can be done? Fucking Christ,

I don't know, dude. I thought that was a pretty good time oh your time was amazing that was maybe maybe i don't know if you did both sets of ghts this in a minute two minutes so maybe maybe like 410 is the fastest 420 i don't know crazy the semi-finals athlete didn't even beat you yeah jesus fucking a crazy hey no one gets stupid. That's a one in a million. No one's ever fucking beaten Taylor again. Don't anyone get like crazy. He spelled his name wrong on his thing.

He said M-A-T-H. Matthew? M-E-T-H. That's M-E-T-H. This makes sense. 502. That ain't bad. Oh, he's a level 10, dude.

That's higher than me. How do you do on that dumbbell snatch burpee workout? Go to that. Yeah, go to that open. Go to the open. Hold up. What does that mean? He's a level 10 dude that's higher than me how do you want that dumbbell snatch burpee workout go to that yeah go to that open go to the open what does that mean he's a level 10 what does that mean it's like a wizard he's a he's a grand master dude that guy looks like a grand master he can cast a recovery spell he's a grand master in the blue clucks clan dude hey we're funding racism by paying this guy 1500 sorry no kkk members give me money madison you're out a lot of crosses a lot of kerosene i think i saw a fucking big fucking cloak in the back of his garage you know anybody can enter the show to win the money uh i guess it can be done uh listen you can be on

steroids you can do anything you want we will be great this is why the show is great well the good thing about winning is now for the next five weeks people are going to be like it's possible so like more and more people this is what i'm saying look pull jason fucking retard hoppers comment up this is the great thing about this show. Big fucking dumb idiots like him have no chance of beating me in my wheelhouse workouts. Jason would have gotten his ass bent over and blown out by my wiener. But some fucking dude who's not even 500th in the open can come and fucking win $1,500. The quarterfinals.

This is the most inclusive show ever, thank you. Sponsored by DEI. I had no idea that Jason's middle name was fucking retard. That is crazy. Chaps cheeks terror for a week. Yeah. And Dex dumb fuck Hopkins. That's this guy's name.

You're in the comments talking shit. Fuck you. Taylor. You should have programmed the OG version 50 50 with deadlifts. One 85. I've done that workout and I just, I don't know why I didn't program that one. Because you're comfortable.

Don't be comfortable. I was probably a little comfortable. Who was the sponsor the first week? Matuthi was the sponsor the first week. Who was the sponsor the second week? Vindicate. Vindicate, and then Corey. Dude, this fucking guy beat me doing 41

GHCs each round. I told you me doing 41 ghz's each round i told you 41 jason's at a wedding fucking jerking off to other people getting married and eating fucking cake hey dude semifinals is in two weeks why don't you go work out taylor not everyone does that at a wedding that's just the ether no dude what was the dude's name i want to see if I can find him on Instagram. Matthew. M-E-T-H.

Matthew Rudolph or Randolph. M-A-T-H. T-T. There was two T's. M-A-T-T-H-E-W. I hate how the fucking guy who beat me is somebody who poaches fucking deer out of season. I think it was Randolph. This is the kind of guy that fucking deer hunts out of his truck

holy shit is this him Matthew Randolph I'm 24 special needs I love making is this him I don't think he has special needs he looks special needs no

that's not him wait a minute Jesus Christ Savon that's not him wait a minute third picture jesus christ savon that's not him never mind no no he's not a french bulldog but dude that let me pull up that family photo that was amazing they look they look alike uh holy fuck math you what about it's amazing hey fuck you fuck you everyone in the comments talking shit fuck you alright that's all I have to say

okay I found him I found him Matthew Randolph I found you buddy okay that's it I found you is that him? Yeah, that's him, dude.

That's him in the yellow t-shirt. What is this, dude? This is his page, dude. Matthew Randolph. He's 24. He loves making like pages and stuff. I like going to Great America and Santa Cruz Six Flags. Alright. No, he wasn't 24.

Oh, okay. Alright. Can we find this fucking dude? Is this dude on Instagram instagram i need to dm this dude he said he was people want rage taylor you fucking got rage taylor i'm fucking so pissed right now you only got to be pissed at yourself no i'm fucking pissed at you for going along with the workout. I'm fucking pissed at Peter for fucking being a dick. I'm pissed at Savon. You want me to tell you next time a workout looks like you're not going to win?

I can tell you that. You just say, Taylor, that's gay. And I'll fucking... Why the fuck was I second on the list of people you're pissed off with? Be pissed off at yourself. You should have gone faster, you fucking idiot. Hey, listen, and his name is Sleeper Athletics, and that's what he is.

He's a fucking sleeper. He's got a fucking sleeper. Wow, go to his page. Go to his page. That's cool. That's the one I just had up. Joey said, Taylor just made proven business plans broke. Scroll up. Scroll up.

Scroll up. Oh, he doesn't even do toes-to-bar, dude. You got to be a guy who can't do toes-to-bar. Jesus Christ. He did toes-to-bar this morning, too. That's why he said he slowed down on the GHDs. He did kipping knee raises. Okay, Matthew, I just texted you my phone number.

I just DM'd you my phone number, dude. Oh, he programmed a 12 days of Christmas workout. You love those, hitter. I really like those so much. Do you hate them too, Hiller? More than anything. Same.

They're my fucking... I got beat by a High Rocks athlete. Hey, guys, you want to look at my 12 days workout? CrossFit.com posting 12 days workouts. Jeez. HGR CBD Athletics, rocks ass you want to look at my 12 days workout crossfit.com posting 12 days workouts geez uh hgr cbd athletics can we sponsor next week for 500 we're confident it's never gonna happen again yeah carl the thing is is even if no one gets it you still got to give the money that's the problem because that because then we keep the money to roll it over but if you still want to sponsor

reach out to suza we're always taking what is willie brown talking about hey hillary you got to do a video review i don't care send the guy the fucking money dude yeah he did good he deserves it you did good he did good everyone's like his dumbbells now i'm like i don't give a fuck this isn't crossfit games kill taylor week three in the books thank you everyone thank you uh proven business plans you could have left the screen and come back with a different guy which a little one i'm dropping out of semifinals Now remember Listen guys, by the way, this is a horrible overlay I tried to read this before

What the fuck is this, man? What the fuck is wrong with this? Coffee pods and wads, strictly pressed I don't know what that means Wednesday's at noon Pacific Standard Time 3pm Eastern Standard Time 8pm GMT I don't know what that is Will Branstetter, Johnny Davies

and Scott Schweitzer will fight for the championships for Around the Whiteboard you'll also see um you said fight and I got so confused for a minute I'm like they're gonna fight Pedro and then there's something about European and Asian semifinals press conference I don't know what that is

what is that, Pedro? I get all the coaches on pre-recorded to make a video out of it. And then it's basically like a pre-competition press conference. You'd know this if you pay attention to what your friends do, Savan. But, dude, listen. This is a mess. This is the worst overlay of all time. I said it to you.

Yes, I said, is this okay? Yeah, I just said, uh-huh. Yes. You didn't even fucking reply. Oh, oh. He's replying now, dude. Hey, is that the championships on Wednesday, Pedro? The semifinal, yeah.

Okay, and Brandsetter, who's John Davies? I don't recognize that name. Level one seminar staff, red shirt, owns a gym he opened an affiliate in wales by accident and they have like a hundred and something people got through the quarterfinals and it's fucking crazy kitted out by rogue like ridiculous he's got your mom pregnant too all right you guys uh want to see me compete at the north america east semi-final wait till next year you're just dropping out that's it you're done yeah fucking crossfit's gay dude i quit you can't you can't watch taylor uh compete live

in nautical tennessee may 31st to june 2nd You can also see Taylor live. He'll be broadcasting live from Carson, California, May 24th to the 26th with Will Branstetter and J.R. Howell. Get your tickets. All right, guys. Love you guys. Also, don't forget, like I said earlier, San Antonio, September 19th to the 22nd. The CrossFit Games will be there in the Adaptive Division. Great event for the family.

Caleb, thanks. Hiller, thanks. Pedro, thanks. I'm from High Rocks. You. Taylor, thanks. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Lisa Gall, Beauty and Brains Marketing. Wow. Fuck. That's a good marketing strategy right there. Wow. Adaptive Games,

September 19th to the 22nd in San Antonio. Hey, dude, if I lived there, I would take my kids to that for sure. You could do all the just staring you want. Just one-armed people, one-legged people, dwarves, just all that shit. You just stare and watch them just go hard. And that's what you're paying to stare.

Fucking amazing event. Hey, there's not a lot of wholesome places to take your family these days. This event will be wholesome. What? Say it again? You used to run the media team at CrossFit? Is that how you go to the adaptive games back then too yeah totally listen i like that message way more it's like way more impactful i want to go now dude listen if i run the crossfit games i bring i i let the i find two two people in

adaptive division and don't don't let them do the last event and i have them do it at the fucking crossfit games in the fucking stadium in front of everyone. You know what I mean? Like just tied up. Let's say it was Mikey swoosh and, uh, in tater tot, Tim Murray. Yeah.

We're going to change all one event. We're going to change the, um, requirements for coming on this show is that you actually have to be an adaptive athlete. So that way maybe I won't lose. Oh, I'm on fucking suicide watch for fucking months now

dude don't worry Jason will console you you'll be fine I'm Taylor it'll be physically adaptive against mentally adaptive hey Taylor send me your workout next time like one Lizzie put the gun in the safe

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