The Sevan Podcast - Kill Taylor Ep. 9 | WIN $1,000!

Episode Date: June 23, 2024

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Reset. Back in. Finish the journey. Mid lift reset back in Our first victim is gone Taylor self is here the next victim is waiting in the wing Oh my god. It's this. It's the divine, relentless, constant pursuit of excellence. That's what it is. Welcome to the most exciting show.

No. Welcome to the best show on the internet. Kill Taylor! You sound like me at Waterpalooza. Today's show is brought to you by Skullfuck.com. I personally use their services all the time. Last night, I went a little overboard with their services. Andrew Hiller, this show is also brought to you by HGR CBD, Taylor 20 Code.

And Andrew Hiller personally gives, uh, some of this stuff to his dog. I can't see it. They sent me this stuff. It's not working. The dog was tweaking over it. Cause she knows when it's storming and stuff will give us to her. And she calms down.

And she likes it. Really? You give, you give CBD to your dog when the storm's going. Yeah. Calms her down. They also sent me some of this sleep stuff that I've never taken. And they also have you sent me some of this sleep stuff that i've never taken and they

also have you sent me some of this recover balm that i know alexis rubs all over her body every night okay maybe like a walking catastrophe at the moment so she cogs herself in this cbd balm and she says uh susan next time um have hillary omit the part where he says he hasn't used any of that yeah we're gonna left that part out. Okay. Caleb Beaver on the back end. Tyler Watkins from Heat 1-Up on the bottom above him. Pedro White from around the whiteboard. Matt Souza.

Do you have a name for your podcast on Tuesdays, Matt? No. Okay. Matt has a podcast on Tuesdays. And Andrew Hiller from Hiller Fit. Bryson Del domante is running the camera lizzie's doing the scoring listen nine two eight five eight three three nine oh three the prize money this week one thousand dollars hgr cbd taylor code 20 uh bryson will you tell us the workout and then uh tyler walkins will then re-expl. Yeah, so the workout is a two-minute AMRAP of 40 toes to bar, then max rep sandbag to shoulder in the time remaining. Rest one minute, then another two-minute AMRAP starting with 20 sandbag to shoulder,

max rep toe to bar in the time remaining. The sandbag's 100 pounds for the guys, 80 pounds for the ladies. And at the top of your sandbag clean, you have to release your offhand. You don't have to extend your arm. Just release your offhand at the top with hip extension. And your buy-in reps, so the 40 toes to bar in the first one and the 20 sandbag to shoulder in the second one, don't count towards your score, but you do have to finish them.

For the love of something, let Sousa take over. If you could put that new screen back up here I'm going to take some of this Okay Andrew Hiller is going to take some of the HGR CBD product Yay That is way too much

Isn't it like two drops Three drops Yeah I couldn't see it and I've never done that That's what Sevan did before this show. I'm going to pass out after the show. It tastes pretty good, actually. Tyler Watkins, so what's the deal with the workout? So you have to do a curtsy with the sandbag at the top is what I understand.

And then, yeah, that. But basically, yeah, you got to dab at the top. What matters is, like, his speed to dab at the top. And what matters is on the, like his speed on the toes of ours, what matters. And then the sandbag reps on the first round count. And then the toes, the bar reps on the second round count,

nothing counts besides that. So that's the score. Okay. I love it. Uh, Bryson, how long till takeoff? He's ready to go.

Uh, Heidi Krum, sevenon did you turn gay I didn't turn gay I'm finally out We're ready when you are Bryson Cool Nice enthusiasm good enthusiasm Bryson

Bryson's fired up you can tell Everybody's fired up today He's going to start with 40 toes toto-bar, then max sandbag. Watch how he does the sandbag. Those of you who are going to try to win the $1,000, you have to do something with your hand. Make sure you watch that shit. Under over 110 on his toes-to-bar.

Under. How far? He's going to finish in 102. 102? Okay. That's my guess. Any chance any girls can win this workout? Strong chance. Really? Yeah.

To the same sense that on a worm, then women is usually a shorter spot, and you want women that are tall to offset the height of the men. They don't got to pick that bag up very far. And that's kind of all the reps on this. All the difficult reps are on that sandbag i don't think that weight makes that big of a difference either between men and women it's just it's the difference yeah and the tires are quicker turn colton will come on and smack the crap out of taylor on this one there's no way there's no way i mean it's a grip

fatigue workout and we all know how colton does with his grip Colton I hope you're busy Washing a hog's ass this morning How many do we know How many is that right now No We're a minute in What a good call Notice his left hand

People you have to do that with your left hand Don't fuck that part up He's moving pretty well left hand people you have to do that with your left hand don't fuck that part up five yeah he's moving pretty well six yeah see how he takes his hand off eight nine ten dude he's flying wow he's not gonna be able to move in the second standing hardly he's almost levitating why isn't his feet look at that he's standing. Hardly. He's almost levitating. He hasn't moved his feet. Look at that.

He's planted in that position. $1,000 from HGR CBD. Use Taylor code 20. I hope no one wins. I believe that's 20 or is that 15? 20. 21. Okay.

Dude. I think Taylor's got that. Adam Blakeslee says, Colton's in Colorado doing a diesel day with Doc. He's getting pooped. One. Two. I think Taylor's got that. Adam Blakeslee says Colton's in Colorado doing a diesel day with – Oh, he's getting pooped. 25. Oh, wow. Does Matthew have any chance of beating him? 26.

Not a chance. All right, he got his rest. 26 reps. Matthew has no chance, but he'd probably still call in. The crazy part about this is how good Taylorlor is at toes the bar and that's the part you you go into at the end i don't think there's many people in the world that can hang with him on this of course not good call tyler roman maybe the question is does he go quicker on this at a 20 sandbag than he did on his 20 or 40 toes the. 40 toes to bar. No.

I'd say a Ted slower. I'd like to know what happened to Stevan's voice. Yeah, I'd like to fucking know, too. What do you mean you'd like to know? I licked your mom's beaver. How do you say it? Back pain incoming. Not if he uses the HGR CBD on his back, which he's got plenty of it.

It's also a sponsor of Shut Up and Scribble. He actually preloaded it last night, the HGR CBD on his back, which he's got plenty of it. It's also a sponsor of Shut Up and Scribble. He actually preloaded it last night, the HGR CBD or whatever. We like to preload our creams. Hey, he doesn't even look that tired. No! Okay, so it's 20 of these now, right? Yes, sir. Yeah. Three.

That way to use that back, Taylor. Amen, brother. He's so good at bending over. There's no hamstrings involved. That is all that back, Taylor. Amen, brother. He's still going to bend it over. There's no hamstrings involved. That is all low back right there. Taylor sure loves to give other people crap for the way they move. And then look at that lower back. Look at that little waistband.

For those of you after the show, if you need something to watch, just so you know, Dalton Ross will be fighting Norbert on HBO Max, Bellator. Both of those guests were on the show last week. It's going to be an incredible fight, maybe one of the greatest fights of the year. 20 maybe? Nope.

That's pretty quick. That's 20. 30. There we go. Oh, that's a lot of dilly-dallying. That was a lot of dilly-dallying. Yeah, it's pretty good. Hey, that was...

It's pretty decent Question is, will he go unbroken? When does he stop? Before or after? Oh my god That was like 9 or 10 right there Yeah So these are planned

He pre-planned these breaks That's the first time he's ever broken up a workout That's the first time he's ever broken up a workout. That's the first time he's ever broken a workout on Kill Taylor. Wow. I don't know if that's necessarily true, dude. It is on today's show. Look at him go. Are those grips approved?

Do we have... No. When did he break up a workout before, Taylor? That's a fantastic question. I don't think he has. When he did all those singles on the snatches. If you go to kill Taylor three.

The parallel handstand pushups that he also broke up, or did he do those unbroken? No, he broke up the parallel handstand pushups as well. He did? Yeah. Final set. Oh, yeah, the parallel handstand pushups, yeah. And everything squat snatch was broken up into singles.

If all the fans go to kill taylor three after this uh and watch that entire video you'll know if he breaks it up and you should comment as well got it how many was that i don't know i think uh caleb has a count 34 34 34. Dang. So the total score is 34. That makes it 60. Oh my goodness. $1,000. $1,000. Send in your... Go ahead and text 928-583-3903.

If you have a vagina, you need an 80-pound bag. If you have a penis, you need a 100-pound bag. Is this the fake hayley adams again yes not real yes whoever you are i saw the early excuses from ariel alone too on the uh instagram who were they she said oh if only i had a 80 pound sandbag like we know you have a sandbag just go dump some out of it put it on on the scale. Lay it out to 80. Tell him Dylan can't whip that together real quick.

John Young scores in with 62 reps. Yay. Damn. John's great. So good. Yeah. Bryson. Bryson. Why the fuck did he break those up? He got soft, bro.

I don't know what to tell you. Was that expected? No, it wasn't expected. But I'm sure because how early he did break, as soon as he got up, he knew that it would be smarter to break earlier than try to hang on for like 40 seconds and then have to fall off and do singles for the rest of the time so is this an easy thousand bucks you think no no i think people are gonna try to do what he just did and they're gonna rest way too long and not know it in their small sets of toes

bar and then time's gonna be up before they know i think there's no uh congratulations on the scholarship to college uh you had a great football season. Good to see you, buddy. What's up, my guy? You know that guy? Yeah, he's famous. What's he doing here? Friend of the show.

Friend of the show. Good dude. I think there's incentive here to slow up on the sandbags. If you got four less sandbags, that'd be great. If you could make it up on the toes of our, which I think you would be a lot less taxed top capacities, dude. Like the, the faster they go in general, the more you need out of each of them. Like that, that would be the truth.

Maybe eight years ago. I bet. Hiller. Do you own a hundred pound sandbag? Yeah. Does your affiliate have one Tyler? Yeah. I also just own one. Pedro. Do you, Oh, do you have one in your yeah i i also just own one pedro do you oh do you have one

in your new gym pedro i have which okay thank you susan do you have 100 pounds i got yeah i got like six of them okay so so the equipment shouldn't be what's holding people back no no okay no that's No. That's why I was calling Ariel out. I have one. There you go, Ken Walters. HGR CBD. CBD can help relieve everyone's soreness for all the people that use the toe spacers for jelking over the last week. Good point. You can use toe spacers

for that? Yes. You can use toe spacers for something else? I think Taylor must be really angry at himself. He hasn't come over to the mic yet. I bet his forearms hurt really bad. Oh, look at his face. You're so pretty, Taylor.

Hey, dude, this is a fantastic workout. We haven't seen anything like this in a long time in the CrossFit season or the games or anywhere. And it's a lot of strategy and you got to really go. And there's just not much of it anymore. Anywhere. It's fantastic. There's not a ton of skill.

It's just capacity. I mean, at the 40 rep mark, that's quite a bit of skill, if you will. Skill, if you will. Why do you like it? Why do you like it, Hiller? Because everyone's basically got to do the 40 un, and then they got to push the sandbag, and then they got to push the sandbag again and hold on with their toes to bar.

It's unique. It's cool. And it's short. Yeah. It's great. A lot of room for movement, too. Get with the programming. I agree with Hiller.

Simple, creative, and effective. Total score, 60. Does anyone think that that higher higher or lower than what you thought taylor was going to get higher that's higher than really yeah higher i just didn't see him going that fast on the sandbag on the first round yeah same and then the second round i suppose uh taylor is at crossfit charlotte uh andy hendel's gym flow master on the seminar team i think he's headed over to a oh i thought he's headed over to a – oh, I thought he was headed over to a computer. Oh, yeah, so he can get on and talk to us about the workout.

Nice dog. Shaved. Second family guy post. Bryson, he seems the least fatigued of any workout I've seen him do up to this point uh I don't know maybe a different kind of fatigue I'm sure it's all in his forearms uh it was it was pretty similar to the rope climb kettlebell clean and jerk workout the first one we did how about you coming off the bar there on the toes to bar? Was that planned? I knew I wasn't going to hang on for the remainder of the time, but I thought I'd have a little more than nine,

but I was on the edge of failure on each set. So I was breaking properly for what I'm capable of right now. Did it get in your head at all that you came off? Did you start tripping? No. Okay, good. All right. I think that combination of holding the bag like this for a lot of reps and toes to bar, wild grippy.

It's been a long time since I've done a toes to bar workout that I've pushed a failure like that. So it was good, but we'll see. Everybody's going to get to that point in the Toast Bar in the second round. They're not going to be as diligent as Taylor was. Let's pull Chase's comment up. We got Lazar Dukic

in the comments. Lazar Dukic. If nobody beats him, invite me next week to suck his cock. I need money to suck his cock. Hey, Lazar, Lazar, Lazar. You got to get in line behind Savon. If you guys are wondering what's wrong with his voice, that's what happened.

Savon tried to do one sandbag clean and his throat went out. No, no, no. I sucked my cock. I went to the skull fucking academy. I lost. Day one. I lost. God, what a good dude, man.

See, this is – At least we know some of the Europeans can take a joke, dude. Yele reposted – He reposted that meme we made. Yeah. And all the dudes with their cocks outlined in underwear. He reposted it and I think he looked a little closer and then he deleted it.

Lazar Jukic He's like, oh shit, I see penis. His agent was like, pull it. Lazar Jukic is the only European with a sense of humor. The rest of them are just, uh, you know.

Canadian. Matthew! European with a sense of humor. The rest of them are just you know. Lazarus is shit. Matthew! Shout out to Matthew. Give him a round of applause. Just go now. Old faithful. Are you going to quit halfway in again?

I'm going to try not to, no. Hey, it's okay if you do. This is a safe space. We want to make sure all our contestants feel comfortable. All inclusive, yep. Yeah, yeah. Actually, we encourage you to quit halfway through. I'll get 10 pair of bag cleans in and I'll stop.

Yeah. Matthew, what gym are you in again? Say again? What gym are you in? Dorman's Fitness Gym. Okay. Are you guys an affiliate? Not an affiliate, no. We used to be Gym. Okay. Are you guys an affiliate? Not an affiliate, no.

We used to be affiliated. Okay. And you get $1,000 if you win. Do you know that? Yes, sir. Do you plan on winning? Yes. Okay, fuck it.

Does that sandbag weigh 100 pounds? Do you want me to weigh it now? Yeah, you have to scale. Oh, you have to scale. No, weigh it after. Weigh it after. Yeah, you have to weigh it scale. No, wait after. Wait after. Wait after. Did that gym de-affiliate in like 2020

or more recently? I think like a month ago it de-affiliated. Six o'clock. You guys can't see if I'm down. I'll give you a three. Down to zero. Matthew, Matthew, Matthew. Come back, Matthew. Matthew, why did they de-affiliate? He's got his good ear turned away from us. Thank you. Matthew. Matthew. Matthew. Matthew. Come back, Matthew. Come back.

Matthew, why did they do it? What do you want him for? He's got his good ear turned away from us. He's got his good ear turned away. I want to know why they de-affiliated. Five. Matthew. Three. Two.

We've got to watch him do a full workout. See you, Beaver. Let's roll, baby. Okay, so now we need to watch him do 10 total ball. We could ask again here. Look at that bar bend. Jesus. Wow.

We should have reminded him to take his hand off the bag. Camille LeBlanc barbell stuff. Remember that chest of our workout? Hey, you guys don't follow my stuff, but I followed Matthew back at local competitions. If you guys have been watching my podcast, you would know who Matthew

was. How good he is. You got a point, dude. Suze has been telling us about matthew for years i've been talking about it for so long these guys don't get enough coverage taylor do you have count yep 23 the guys is 40 toes to bar and then max rep sandbag to shoulder uh in two minutes your total reps then are the sandbag to shoulder you get to rest one minute then you do you do another two-minute AMRAP, which is 20 sandbags to shoulder. And then we count the number of toes to bar you did in the remaining time. We add up the final toes to bar and the final sandbag cleans,

and that's your score. Taylor got 16. Oh, shit, Matthew. Taylor came too hard. Oh, he's fucked. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. know, dude. 39 and 1. Okay. Oh, nice. That's a little Nazi-ish on that ham.

No, look at the back. Yeah, that's not allowed. We're going to get canceled for that. That is some pro-Palestinian shit right there. I don't know. Zeke Heil. I'm not sure. Do we have a count?

This is a show, not a social activism show. He's on nine. We're changing the name of these. He's just on nine on every rep. Nine. Nine. He's also, well, he's got a little more knee bend. He's getting a little hammy in there.

That's always 17, buddy. He's got it. He's also, well, he's got a little more knee bend. He's getting a little hammy in there. That's only 17, buddy. You're off pace. He's got it. He's on pace. Yeah, he's so far off pace. He's on pace for a different workout. He's got it. He's got it.

The sandbag weighs 100 pounds. One more. All right, he's so bad. You're going to look at the clock for two seconds, you dummy. Math, Math, you're off pace. He's only going to make a four-toe to bar, dude. That's not bad. Matthew is a one-time winner of the Taylor Show. He won $1,500 a few weeks

back. This week, he can win $1,000, $500 from Toe Spacers last week, and $500 this week from HDR CBD Athletics. Use code word Taylor20. That was Matthew's peak, though. He peaked party too hard after he won that money. He's

fucked. He's on the downhill. I don't know too hard after he won that money. He's fucked. He's on the downhill. I don't know. This is a similar workout. It's got a midline and hinge, right? What did he get? What was his score? 22.

22. Okay, so he needs 30. We already know he's worse at toes to bar than Taylor. Dude, those 40 were the hardest 40 of my life. I'm disappointed in myself today. Maybe he's 39. He needs 39. Yep, he's in myself today. He needs 39. He needs 39. Yep.

He's going to 10 seconds. Okay. 39. He's got that HDR CBD on standby for that low back. Can he even do, can he even do 20 sandbag cleans? That's a good point. He's going to go hard right here.

No, he's not going for it, dude. Use the voice changer and see what happens. Nine. Oh yeah. Your travel voice changer and see what happens. Nine. Oh, yeah. Your Travis voice. Sit on deep and if it goes irregular.

Okay, it looks good here. He does. Nine. There we go. You make fun of my voice all the time, and now you sound like you suck Taylor Scott. There we go. Travis, settle down.

Travis, settle down. Who's G.I. Jane? That's who you sound like right now. He's got it. Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles. He's on pace. That's all my Nazi references.

Very well done. Okay, here we go. He's 39. Demi Moore, that's who you sound like when you use that voice changer. Okay. He looks strong. Susan, am I right in saying that you started telling everybody about this? Oh, not so strong. You discovered him after somebody else who knows more about this told you to keep an eye on him.

Eight. Nine. Ten. Oh, Nine. Ten. Oh, not so strong. Not so strong. I spent a lot of time at local comps. What does that mean? Yeah, this is going downhill super quick.

Fake an injury, Matthew. It's your only chance. Fake an injury. Fake an injury. Roll an ankle. Get some of that HGR CBD on that ankle after you roll it here. You're doing great, Matthew. 16.

17. That scale won't be needed. Come on, buddy. That scale will not be needed. Uh-oh. 18. 19. 20 to go.

Only 20 to go. One more fucking time, I swear. Two per second. Two per second and you've got it. How much time do we have? Every four seconds. How much time do we have left? 23.

He had to double check. 24. Auf Wiedersehen, Matthew. Danke. He just has Trickets to applaud For when he's at We need to watch Oktoberfest

Lizzy Hey in general That's not bad You've never seen it This course is decent Matthew Matthew Matthew got a question

For you buddy Yeah Why did the gym De-affiliate Another member Opened the gym The main coach Left

Just kind of fell apart So we De-affiliated But But Another member opened the gym. The main coach left. It kind of fell apart. But the gym still exists. It didn't fall apart enough to not exist. Just to keep up the membership. Your sound is great, man. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for that world-class explanation. Thanks, guys. $, thank you. Thank you for that world-class explanation. Good job, NotQuiz, dude. Hey, that was good.

$1,500 next week. $1,500 next week. I don't know. I can't. I can't. Just because Matthew can't beat me in a workout doesn't mean it's going to be $1,500 next week. Oh, yes. This is an exciting thing. Oh, shit.

I want to ask what his opinion on Jews was. It's him. Oh, you know. Everyone's favorite man right here. Oh, shit. Not again. Heidi's favorite dude. Let's get that phone sideways, brother. Just so you guys know, last week...

This wasn't last week. This wasn't last week. It was the week before last. Two weeks ago, Mason beat Taylor, but Yellowhost beat Mason. Mason was the week before last, that one. Two weeks ago, Mason beat Taylor, but Yellow Hosta beat Mason. I know. Mason was a little pissed. A little bit. I'm here for revenge.

Yeah, so now Mason's here to get $1,000. Mason, do you actually have a chance? For sure. Do you have your wizard sleeve tucked in? Huh? Do you have your wizard? Do you know what a wizard sleeve is? No, I can't hear you.

That's fine. You're a good Christian. Just look down. Pull your pants down and look between your legs. Mason, Mason, is your girlfriend there? No, she's not. She's working right now. Okay.

See you, Mason. Bye. Hey. All right. I'm ready to roll, boys. I got a clock set up, too. Can you turn your phone sideways? We want to look at the workout. There it is. There it is. All right. I'm ready to roll, boys. I got a clock set up, too. Can you turn your phone sideways? We want to look at the workout.

There it is. There it is. All right. Oh, this is already off to a good start. That floor hasn't been cleaned in years. Mason, are you on illicit substances? He's got a crazy body. I hope so.

He's too busy working out to clean the floor. He's got that type of body where he's like 20, 19, 20 years old. He never eats. Like his mom makes him breakfast, but he leaves it on the counter all day. And then he just stands in front of his mirror and jerks off all the time. That's the kind of body he is.

He said what? He jerks off to himself. Oh, yeah. If I looked like him, I'd jerk off to myself too. He's leaner than Will, though. Watch your mouth. He's way leaner than Will.

I don't watch my mouth. Do you know how I feel about Billy? Wait, no way. Make sure you tell him to take his hand off. Hey, so he's got to do a hand release at the top of the sandbag clean. Okay. And the only reps that count toward his score are the max rep portion. So just know when you do the sandbag clean,

you got to release a hand at the top. God damn, you look so good. He's offensively good looking. Sousa's jerking off right now. Damn right I am. I got some of that HDR CBD down there too. It's okay. He can't get a job in corporate. White male. All right, Caleb, you ready? Don't fuck this too. It's okay. He can't get a job in corporate. White male.

All right, Caleb, you ready? Don't fuck this up. Five, four, three, two, one, go. And he's off. Those are pretty toes to bar. Four. Everything he does is pretty. Yeah, that's true.

Pretty boy Floyd. Except for clean the floor. It's only dude in the universe who can take a shit pretty. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. No, he doesn't, but I'm still giving it crap for it. It takes a village.

It takes a village. Seventeen. Eighteen. It is. Nineteen. Twenty. Eighty-seven was a good year. E 20. 87 was a good year. 87 was a good year. 22. 23.

24. 25. I fucking was. 26. 27. What did you hit? 40. 28.

Hey, fuck off, Warren. 29. I was born in 87. This guy looks like the more, this guy looks like the metrosexual, like, uh, fuckin' back cut fuckin' version from the new Roadhouse. Like, this guy was one of the fuckin', uh, he walks around like, uh, Marky Mark in the funky

Oh, damn, he's on pace. No, he's not on pace. One second behind pace. He's on pace. He's on pace and his body's on fuck. Look, he's not using his hands for it. He's got those. He's on pace and his body's on fuck. He's got those bad shoes on. He's fucked.

See what he's doing? See how he's touching his hands to the ground and he's not angling the sandbag down? He's hurting himself right here. Oh, you mean cheating? That's not cheating, you fuck. You don't have to touch your hand to the ground. Taylor got 26 soundbites. Taylor cheated.

What's he at? 13. He's crushing it. 14. Uh-oh. Yeah, Mason. 15. Can we zoom in on his shorts for research purposes?

18. 19. Let's go, Mason. Let's go. Come on. 10 seconds. 20. 26. Uh-oh. 21. Let's go, Mason. Let's go. Come on. 10 seconds. 20. 26.

21. Five off. 22. 23. Oh, three reps left. Three reps left. All right. He's on pace.

Enrico Giannone met Street Horner. This is who this guy is. He needs 38 toes to bar. 38 toes to bar. You need 38 toes to bar. 38 toes to bar. You need 38 toes to bar. That's cheating. He doesn't need 38. He needs 42.

What do you mean? Just kidding. You need 33. 33. He says 38. 33 toes to bar. Five toes to bar. You also need to make sure your wizard sleeve stays tucked in. We can see the outline of his penis.

We can see the outline of your labia major. If this was 2005, that dude would be standing out in front of Abercrombie shirtless in a pair of jeans. Dude, he could make a fucking rack for Abercrombie. What's stopping him from doing it this year? Hey, straight, get this guy an American Eagle connection. Abercrombie don't exist anymore. Abercrombie's racist. They don't exist?

They do, but hell, malls don't exist hardly. Four. Chase says it's not fair to be that fit and good looking. Oh! Unfit and not good looking. How fair is that? Eight. Nine.

He switched shoulders, right? Or no? Yeah. He's turning. A little switcheroo. Eleven. Uh-oh. Twelve.

He's trying to get the balance, guys. Oh, he's smart. Fourteen. He is smart. get the balance, guys. He's smart. 14. 15. Come on. Whoa! 16. All show, no go.

Come on. Mason Griffin, just a fuck machine, not a crossfitter. Fuck machine. Fuck machine. Gosh. Oh, fuck machine gosh oh fuck machine no chance this week no chance anyone who says they'd rather be a crossfitter than a fuck machine is lying yeah i gotta be honest uh no i wouldn't trade anything for this kid's body. Come on, fuck machine. Stop it. Let's go. Let's go.

Give him the boot. Damn. If you put in the workout, we boot you off the stream. Guys, just kick him off. Next. $1,000 on the line. What's he at?

What's he at? He can still do it. Is it 10 of them? No. You're a beat by him. He can still do it. Sebon, are you high? He can still do it.

He can still do it. Too much HDR. Guys, Sevan, I had this kid that I got sober with. He rubbed his entire body down with ketamine lotion.

I think Sevan actually tried to do that with the CBD to try to get high. He took a whole fucking liter of the Recover and just coated his whole body in it

and laid in bed thinking he was high. What would that even do to you? That much ketamine? How often do men hit on Mason? All the time. Men? Oh, dude. How many toaster bars did you get?

No, everybody just stopped. I don't know, 18, 20. Nice. 45. Hey, Mason. Hey, you tied Matthew. Great job. Hey, Mason. Mason, when's the last time

another man hit on you? It was 10 seconds ago. Nice. Good job. That makes sense. That's cool. He was 16. For legal reasons, that's a joke. You should start an OnlyFans.

You'd be able to buy a Ram TRX in like a week. Yeah. Not even kidding. I don't know if I'm going to get a goal on the internet for five bucks, but. Dude, if I could do the Toe to Bar, I would do this. I would try, but I can't right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Me too, dude. Yeah. No, hey. No, you would dust me. I'm't right now. Oh, yeah. Me too, dude. No, you would dust me. I'm not even going to say it. I could do this handbag. Mason, Heidi wants to know if you'll eat her whale labias. She wants to know if we're on the carnivore night. Mason, what is your diet?

Whatever mom makes for dinner. Whatever Heidi makes for dinner. Whatever Heidi makes for dinner. Hey, thank you very much. We'll see you next week. Great job, dude. Yeah. I never wished I was a stand back so bad in my life.

$1,000. $1,000. There you go. Those are the winning arms. Did you get diastasis, dude? Your stomach muscles are splitting. Is that from your last baby? It's called genetics.

Just the way your friends sit on your face and fuck themselves with your nose. That's called genetics? Oh, my God. I watched this and Hiller turned me on to this show called Boys and this chick fucked this guy's face so hard she exploded his skull in last night's episode.

Oh, the superhero show? My brain was like, what? Yes, it was nuts. Taylor is like a poor man's uncouth Pat Bowner. Is Pat Bowner couth? Is he couth? I guess I have to get the jab to be couth. Couth and uncouth?

Couthed? Yeah, I'll stay uncouthed. $1,000 on the line. Two previous superstars from the show have made an attempt and failed. It's easy money this week. Hiller says this is girls week.

Hey, Devesh wants to know why you sound like you've been jelking me with your mouth all night. Because I haven't. Sounds like you already know, Devesh. This is the type of workout Danny Spiegel would smoke Taylor in. She probably would, but Danny Spiegel's too much of a pussy.

Oh, fuck. You just reminded me of this. She would obliterate you on this. Would she really? She wouldn't. She weighs 198 pounds, dude. We weigh the same. She wouldn't be able to do the toes-to-bar I'm doing. Listen, by the way, I would like to make a big announcement here. Bryce

Smith is having Danny Spiegel on his podcast very soon. So everybody rush to see that. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, don very soon. If you're too, if you don't want to watch the whole thing, don't worry. You're one of the three people that want to watch it. Hiller will be making the cliff notes version for those of us with ADD.

What's more sad that he's going to have three viewers or that we're spending our time talking about a show. That's going to have three viewers. I'm about to three of the three viewers. Two of them will be us. All two of them will be us. All three of them will be us. Hiller's going to remix the thing and it's going to get like 100,000 views.

Oh no, Hiller, don't remix my podcast, please. No. There it is. Guys, listen, listen, listen. Next week, me and Bryson are making the coolest workout video that probably has ever been made in the history of workout videos. It's going to be one of the only videos we've – I don't think we've ever done a video that's just a workout.

This is going to be that. It's going to be the coolest thing ever. I'm super excited. Just a couple sweaty dudes. That's pretty bold of you to say the coolest workout video ever. If we can nail the footage, yeah, it is. It's the coolest workout. workout video ever.

If we can nail the footage, yeah, it is. It's the coolest workout. It's who can rub a whole jar of HGR CBD over the other man's body the fastest. Without using their hands. No hands allowed. No hands. Just a little torso-on-torso action. I talked about it a little bit last night

on Shut Up and Scribble, but I'm not going to... Oh, I saw that. This is the one where you rub your penises together and see who goes first. Yeah, me and JR did that. Swords. JR sent me... It's called cricket legs.

JR sent me a picture of his pickup truck filled with all the equipment he's going to bring to the games. This year, when we do the behind-the-scenes, when we're done and we go back to our house, we'll be able to get some great workouts in. I'm very excited. I don't have an option. Working out after a day of shooting.

You better do the same thing at a Northern California classic. You better load that suburban up with as much fucking equipment as you have, bro. If you stop by the gym on the way there, Jeff, not obsessed, infatuated. Hey, Jeff, it's June.

We're just doing our due diligence. We're doing our part. Yeah. Pride month here on the Kill Taylor Show. Is it game month? No, it's game month. It's two a month. No, it's love is love, Hiller. It's hot two a month.

The more penis, the better. But it's not just gay. It's lesbian. It's queer. It's Palestinian. Isn't gay and lesbian the same thing? It's whatever else. Isn't queer and gay the same thing? It's gay months.

It's the same thing. I thought queer was happy. Or is that gay? He wants justice for Gotham. Holy shit. $1,000 on the line. Anyone can come get a piece. It doesn't matter if you're holy shit $1,000 on the line anyone can come get a piece it doesn't matter if you're fat tall, skinny, Pakistani

anything just come get some it probably matters a little bit if you're fat to be honest yeah if you're Hamas Hamas will not let you on the fucking show though that's for sure Hamas, Jui Jui you're all welcome to try to get the $1,000. Jui Jui.

It's okay. Oh, my God. It's okay. He's married in. He's married in. You're all welcome. Black squares, not black squares. You're all welcome.

This is the most inclusive show on the internet. I'm going to piss myself. Lowest barrier of entry to any fitness competition in the world. Oh my God, dude. No. Hamas is not. Hogmas. Hogmas is welcome. Hey, I bet Colton's pretty, you know, well, what does that mean? Does that mean you have to have sex with swine?

I did. Someone just sent me a text and it said Fuck Taylor. No, it's Kill Taylor. That's the other show. That one's on OnlyFans. Yeah, Fuck Taylor's not available on YouTube. Hey, if we do get

a cease and desist from Kill Tony, we should change the show to that. F. Taylor. Fuck Taylor? Probably not. If you want to know why Sevan's voice is the way it is, you have to subscribe to Fuck Taylor. Taylor, do you round your back on purpose when you do those? Do I round my back on purpose

when I do what? The sandbag cleans. Do I look like this? No, it's all lower back, dude. And we were saying. You go off on people for moving like dog shit. It looks pretty gnarly. Really? I mean,

there's a thing. I have the best spinal mobility in the game, I would say. Yeah, you do. I have great spinal mobility. I don't know. I just do the sandbag cleans the way they feel easiest and most efficient huh you ever had back issues no like once a year i'll tweak it doing like something like really obscure but it's not ever like uh i wouldn't say it's ever like a spinal thing it's

always like musculature like i'll have a back spasm or something for the record i'm not saying it's a bad thing no no i i know i definitely. I definitely know that I use the puck at my back. I think at 100 pounds. Like in a lot of movements, I mean it's kind of – I do muscle-ups that way too. But in a lot of movements, I just – Spinal flexion? No. The general theme – The general theme I'm saying is I –

He knew that it would be – Mute that. Yeah. The general theme is like I find a way that feels like I'm using the least amount of energy possible and I do that. Hey, I know there's someone in the space who skis in spinal flexion. You don't like it. What if that's the same case for them? Oh, but hold on.

Pause it at the bottom. Pause at the bottom. Boom. Yeah, that's nice and rounded, homie. There is nice and rounded, but I also don't look like Ellie Turner when she's skiing. I just look like I can bend it over and take it in the rear. I look like I have that. I look like I could twerk. Identical. No, it's skiing. I just look like I can bend it over and take it in the rear. I look like I have that. I look like I could twerk.

Identical. No, it's not. Can you twerk? Someone pull a side-by-side. I can twerk. I can twerk for sure. The unfortunate thing is one of these is under eccentric load and the other is not, so I'd say yours is potentially worse.

Well, Ellie Turner can't beat me in this workout. Well, well. HGR CBD helps that back out And you too can move like Taylor Good point Do they look hard? I mean fuck I felt like I was making them look easy and smooth I also told you they looked smooth and great And I wasn't saying it was a bad thing

We have We have our next contestant Rolling into the shop For $1,000. $500 from Toastbakers last week and $500 this week from HDR CBD. By the way, thank you to everyone who's just lined up to sponsor the show. Best show on the internet. We all know that. It's a beautiful Saturday morning.

Great way to start your Saturday morning. It will be every Saturday at 8 a.m. By the way, get your Savon podcast memberships now if you want to see the behind-the- knoxville and the west coast classic they are for members only how do you clap your ass cheeks oh you don't do that you just have to you just have to stand up and like bounce like really rapidly and make him go oh see that was just a setup so you could do it he's like i don't know guys. I'm not sure.

Is this how you do it? I can't do those. Oh shit. We got to read. We got to read. Oh, I got to redo Sam. Wow.

Fuck. The French wiener, dude. This guy's got his profile pictures, him in a thong, dude. Hey bro. Is that Alex?

Wow. Emily and Alex Kibroff? Fuckin' A, dude. Wow. Emily and Alex, wow. How dare they? What is that chair? It looks like a scooter for a broken foot or something. Whoa, that's kind of slick. He does. It's a fucking coach's scooter.

Sam, count your reps correctly this time. Sam, have that girl count your reps With her back to us It's 39 toes to bear in the first round I want to know What is that thing? How many laps can he get around While the show's going on?

You don't want to look for that Oh, damn Has Ben gotten so old He needs a scooter around the gym now? What happened? What gym is that? You guys know? Oh, that's Ben.

That's Ben Smith's gym. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's Ben Smith's coaching chair. He can't stand for a whole hour anymore. Yeah, he's got to roll around. You know why I actually think?

Well, I always do. You know what? Hiller made me extremely insecure about my sandbag cleans. I always do them that way. I always do them that way. But always do them that way, but I will say I did some Bulgarian split squats yesterday, and then I ran a hard 5K, and my ass and hamstrings

are fully locked up. So maybe I was just not using them at all. Did you learn how to make excuses on that run? Yeah, yeah, I did. There you go, Taylor. Oh, thanks, Susan. Great work today on the audio, Susan. Hey, go, Taylor. When there's no one within 15 reps of you, I don't think it matters how you do it.

Hey, dude, if you have a 615 2K and then someone beats you by 30 seconds, you don't give a fuck what it looks like. Okay. It's like, wow. From CrossFit Krypton, we have Ben Smith's wheelchair in the frame along with Sam Well.

He's got a shoe and not a shoe on you guys gotta keep that foot safe dude he can hear everything we're saying he's got an airpod and i think he's watching i know he is that's right i'm hoping to get a response how many laps listen listen hold on five minutes you guys hold on uh tyler will you tell us what the workout is really quick before he goes 40 toes a two minute am, a two-minute AMRAP, 40 toes to bar, and then max sandbag to shoulder at 100 pounds, one-minute rest, two-minute AMRAP, 20 sandbags to shoulder, and then max toes to bar the remaining time.

I kind of like Sam. I wouldn't mind. Hey, Bill, I got to announce this. Do you see this amazing clock that they've got? They've got this crazy nice road clock. Here we go one Three Bill yeah, I'm gonna roll box. Let me some piece of shit Amazon clock eight

Nine hey, we're all that face. That's the budget. We got here Bill and Katie Can you please send Taylor one of those clocks with a stand? Is that 12? 13? Yeah. 14? 15? Dear Bill, 16. 17. Somebody said the French are the Mexicans of Europe. Hey, remember when 40 toes to bar was the previous number of toes to bar?

Now everyone's doing them unbroken. Yeah, it's the frog grips, bro. Taylor got off the bar at 101. 101. 101. What's he at? He's close. 30. Why'd you stop counting, Salon?

31. I don't know. 32. Just have us that time stamp. Yeah, because some other important shit has to be said, too. Yeah, like HGR CBD. Thank you very much for sponsoring the show today. Use code Taylor20 to get your CBD.

Last one? If you do your CBD. We have a tie, people. We have a tie. One, two, three. I'm liking it. That's a very non-Nazi hand. I like it.

Five. Go control. Seven. Taylor made the executive decision to not count their rep nine. That was for sure. No, I thought like no I don't know. I don't know. I think recently that's always that time 11 game over well Wow That may be a majority Rupin right now. Yeah Wow 15 15. He's still good 16 16

Hang on 18 That's a bad time to stop 20. He's looking at the clock hill your favorite He's looking at the clock, Taylor, your favorite. Oh, 21? Oh. You're on pace. He's going to need 40 toes to bar.

40 toes to bar to beat Taylor. You know what I love about human bodies is that if you put this dude and Mason in the same room, you would have no guess that this guy would have a shot against Mason. Right. Hey, how many did he get? I thought he got 21. 21. You got got 60 so he needs 40 to beat you oh okay okay it's kind of like the picture of that pro bodybuilder versus some regular off the street ufc fighter like who wins in a fight like yeah here's the thing sam sam's got like 60 000 followers they're all fucking french men because his profile picture is him in a freaking Speedo.

I followed him. I for sure followed him. I looked him up. I was like, damn. Samuel Bayano in a thong. He's about to do the final second half of the workout for $1,000. He has no chance in hell. Now we're just basically waiting

for the next person to send me a text. You gotta go to you know one What did we lose Pedro? Yeah, this dude looks like he works out across a Krypton just as Yeah, that's a shot right there Yeah, oh Big bodies I asked do you want to eat out? Do you recommend macros?

Go to CrossFit Krypton where they let you eat just a little bit more. No, I'm stressing. The legs are bigger and the chest is almost non-existent. Dude, Ben Smith's upper body, though, is a fucking straight-up upside-down triangle. Well, that's all rats, right? I know, but I don't want to do that. Hey, dude, do three more. He's off pace.

Oh, he's completely blown away. Sponsor. Technically, that one didn't count. Don't give it to him. Nope. One, two,

three. Uh-oh, re-grip. This is... He's hurting. This is where he redlines. You can't hear anything. Two. Two. Three. Uh-oh, re-grip. Four. This is – he's hurting. Five. This is where you have life. He'll do more reps. He can't win. Eight.

Yeah. Nine. He's going to blow up right here. Eleven. Wow. Twelve. Oh, boy. That's decent.

First clock. 45 seconds left. He doesn't do more than five on this set. Thirteen. Are you prairie-dogging it? Fourteen. Yeah, I'm prairie dogging hard. 15. 16.

Yeah. Uh-oh. We're going to go to Singy Wingy soon. Dine scene. Did he say do singles? Are you out of your fucking mind? What is his elements? He's got 22.

3, 4, 3, 4. 10 seconds. I feel bad for Samuel. Why? 6. That's a no, Rev. You should probably give him the NSCA Trainer of the Year award then. 26.

Sorry, dude. 26 plus 21 gives him 47. Dude, no one's even the same stratosphere on this. You went too hard this week, Taylor. Yeah, Taylor, you're world class at this. You should just do this workout every week, dude. This same workout? Same workout.

Yeah. This week it's for 15. This week it's for 20. This same workout? Same workout. Yeah. Hey, this week it's for 20. This week it's for 20. This week it's for 25. Yeah, the unfortunate part is I didn't have to weigh my sandbag. Hope it's not under 100. Samuel. Samuel.

Samuel. Sam. Sam. Samuel. Sam. At least he counted by this time. Sure did. I like this comment by CrossFit.

This guy was a decent D3 baseball player. Like all the crypto. Sammy, what was unexpected about that workout? What was unexpected? I mean, grip is crazy. And the sandbag taxed it way more than I thought. And when you saw the workout, did you even, had you already worked out today?

No. And when you saw the workout, did you even, did you, had you already worked out today? No, I, I slept in cause I knew it might be something that I could try and, uh, maybe give it a shot. So I rested. Hey, um, next week, will you do the workout in a thong? As long as I get paid. All right. Oh, I don't have that much money, but I'll send you $50 if you do next week in a thong. Yeah, perfect.

That's enough. Samuel, thank you very much, buddy. Tell Ben I said hi and tell Laura I expect her to come on the show soon. Yeah, keep dreaming. Okay. Keep dreaming. Everyone needs a pitch deck. Oh, dude, I dreaming. Okay. Keep dreaming. Everyone needs a pitch deck. I like that guy.

You know those pitch decks? You need one for like 50 bucks. Work out on video in song. You just have your rate of different things you would do. And just post it somewhere. 200 bucks. Barry McCock and Caroline Spencer, she can win this. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right. Where'd Pedro go? He keeps disappearing. Nice. Thank you. That fixed it for sure.

It summoned Pedro back, so that worked. Hey, Taylor, how confident were you that no one was going to beat you this week? Not confident. I told Lizzie before we started that I was going to bend over and spread them this week because I was really sore. Okay, but not because of the workout, but because you just didn't think you were going to perform as well as you could? Yeah, I just feel like shit.

Jeff Gardini will throw in a $25 Starbucks gift card for anyone who works out in a thong. I've had the most inconsistent and shitty month of training since semifinals probably in a long time. Why? I don't know. I've just been stressed about a lot of stuff. There's a lot going on. My sleep's been shitty.

I think also I'm adjusting to eating differently. So that's like changing things a little bit. What are you eating? For the most part, all unprocessed foods. I'm having a little bit of sourdough, some oats, but like rolled up, like steel cut oats. But like not, I'm not eating anything processed. And I think that's like, it's hard for me to, I've always, for whatever reason, I do not like to eat breakfast.

So like I've always, I've always ate where like I eat at 12 or 1 and I eat a big meal and then I train more in the afternoon and then at night I eat a huge meal. I wake up, I'm not hungry. I have like a shake or something, but I'm having to change that up. So it's just hard. What do you think about Joe Rogan saying that CrossFit doesn't drug test? Joe Rogan said that? Yeah.

Come on. Oh Rogan said that? Yeah. Come on. Oh, he said that? Did he say that on the fucking podcast that he did with Enhanced Games? Yeah. You know that Enhanced Games guy was on this podcast, I don't know, like a year ago. Wow.

Wait, wait, wait. Joe Rogan, I want to hear this. Go ahead. No, I just want to hear it, Joe. Testing involved in the CrossFit games I believe the CrossFit games does not have that testing that makes sense because you've seen some of them gals

yeah but some of the gals are like giant six-packs and fucking huge shoulders and all athletes registered in any CrossFit games competition are subject to drug testing at any time during the year but we don't do it. Including direct... Wow.

Unannounced out of competition testing for any reason. CrossFit Games drug testing policy aims to... That's bullshit. Hey, immediately... I took a drug test at semifinals. Immediately, yeah. When the West Coast Classic was over,

they... Immediately when the West Coast Classic was over they immediately when the west coast classic was over they lined up the top 14 athletes and drug them off it's kind of lame you did that yeah i took a drug test the guy basically stared into the eyes of my cock with his mouth open and he has this little device in the back of his throat that tests it to make sure you're clean. That's the uvula. It tests for like osteo. Hey, fuck you, Joe Rogan.

I like your podcast, but fuck you, dude. That's not cool. You know what's amazing is he had Fraser on and he's still saying this stuff. Well, it's not amazing. He had Fraser on and fucking hated him. So it's no fucking wonder he's saying this stuff. Well, it's amazing depending on how you look at it because you're also correct. He said he'd never have another CrossFitter on after Fraser. Gee, I wonder why.

He's been back and forth on CrossFit. I think he says it's good for people to work out and stuff, but he doesn't like the way it – He does Tabata Echo Bike every fucking day. He does CrossFit. I know, but to him, that's not what CrossFit is. Yeah, he doesn't know not what CrossFit is. Yeah, he doesn't know shit about CrossFit is the problem. Joe, this is the problem. This is the problem.

Joe Rogan, you're having guys on your podcast talking about training. What was this one fight trainer? MMA fucking retard. I'm not supposed to say that fucking word. Anyways, he goes on his show, and he says, oh, you're supposed to work out, but you're not supposed to ever be sore. Hey, listen to this. Listen to this. YouTube has made

an AI chat summary of what this show is about. You ready? This show is about making controversial comments and jokes about Jeremy and Taylor and the DEI quota and watching the live stream of the CrossFit Games.

That's nearly accurate. I want to know what mine's about. I think you have to turn it on. Is it Jeremy in the world? Is he just that big in the comments that it populates it? Dude, what's fucked up is

there are some guys who would absolutely kill it for Joe like they would go on Joe Rogan and make CrossFit look so good and Joe would like them and it would completely change his mind um you're one of them you're one of them name one you're rich running rich running seven seven me Jr chase game they would murder it Seven. Me. JR. Fucking Chase. Gabe. They would murder it. I bet he would like Boz a lot. I bet him and Boz, they just seem like Joe Rogan and Boz both seem very chill and laid back. They're renaissance men.

They're both renaissance. Right. Him and Andy never talk about CrossFit when Andy comes on the show. That's because Andy Stumpf is a world-class cocksucker. Fact. Okay. He worked for CrossFit for a long time. Hey, when I was an alcoholic, I was a world-class cocksucker. Fast. Okay. He worked for CrossFit for a long time. Hey, when I was an alcoholic, I was a world-class cocksucker too. There you go.

Did you sound like Savan? I'm not world-class. I let it hit the uvula too much. That's what happened. Savan's a lot of quantity. Yes. Thank you, Pedro. uvula too much that's what happened yes thank you pedro okay guys if does anyone else want to try to win the thousand dollars from hgr cbd come on man a thousand dollars or you just wait until next week so jello hosta can try again yeah i know next time again I'm pretty sure his wife or his husband or whatever was like, hey, you can't go on that show. It's too foul.

Risqué. His partner. Partner. That's exactly right. Okay. Thank you, everyone, for joining us today. I don't... Someone has no gag reflex. That's correct.

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Don't introduce yourself don't come to the show How about turning off those fans Hey, is that what's the guy used to be from Australia the CrossFitter the Chad McKay yeah is that Chad McKay it looks like him hey dude wait your toes to bar way too slow we'll find out all right what's your name what's the name of your gym, Ryan? CrossFit Offset. You're going to learn today. CrossFit Offset. You know there's $1,000 on the line. Can you turn that fan off? Fuck's sake.

Why? Right by the microphone on the camera. Most exciting show. Oh, wow. That's big weight. Whoa. Hey, you got a weight scale to weigh that sandbag? That was his sister's.

Oh, shit. And it wasn't to weight. And it wasn't to weight. It was pride weight. Oh, he's got a scale. We just got a glimpse of the new Forging Inclusive Fitness dumbbell set. I love how Lawson compared this whole situation. When you download the CrossFit app, you get that sent to you in the post.

Yeah. Guys, guys, guys, guys. We got to make sure this guy has a scale before he does the workout. Oh, please. Why are you worried about this guy? He's not worried about you. Damn. Taylor must know something.

Taylor thought he was going to go rest easy. He's worried. He's tweaking balls. Yeah. Tweaking balls. Tweaking balls. Hey, is Ryan ready? He's ready.

We are ready. We're ready. Ryan, I don't like your name. Ryan ready? We are ready. Ryan, I don't like your name. Ryan from CrossFit Offset. How tall is Ryan? Can you give me a 3-2-1 or something? About 7'2". 3, 2, 1. No, dude. This entire gym

is actually 7 feet tall and he's a legal midget. 2. Where the fuck is his clock? 4. 5. 6. seven feet tall and he's a legal midget. Where the fuck is his clock? Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

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Sixteen for this room. Seventeen. Eighteen. a clicker. 16 for this room. 17. 18. 19. 20. I have a habit of moving my fingers. 22. I do it in fives. 23. 24. That's so weird that you switched to that.

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He doesn't look awkward with the sandbag between his legs. Everybody else has. Taylor got 26. This guy's on 10, I think. Besides Taylor. Taylor looked really comfortable. 12. Taylor got 26. 13. 14. I'm really bothered by how confident

he is moving right now. 20 seconds. Confident he is right now. He's just smooth. Yeah, he's doing real well. Holy shit. 21. Taylor.

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5. 1. 25. Wow. Okay, hold on, guys. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Stop. Listen, guys. This guy got 25. Taylor got 26. Now remember, when Taylor did the final set of toes to bar, he probably came off the bar four or five times. So this guy has a really good chance. He gets a one-minute break here.

Hey, shut the fuck up. He's got no fucking chance. He didn't even beat me in the first round. You got, like, really Italian right there for a second. He got no fucking chance. He didn't even beat me in the first round. You got like really Italian right there for a second. He's got no fucking chance. Hey, shut the fuck up over there. What the fuck are you talking about? He's got no fucking chance.

The Bellamites don't even dare to. Shut the fuck up. I give him a 35% chance. He's going to start with 20 sandbag to shoulder and then whatever remaining number of reps he gets on the toes of the bar in the front. He's moving like a rider. Rip your fucking mom.

Rip your butthole, dude. Hey, Taylor, if someone else is talking, don't just start reading a comment. Three, two, one. One. Uh-oh. Two. That's okay. You get one of those. Not either. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, He got one less than me, and I broke the sandbags. 12.

You quitter. 13. Wouldn't that have gotten sand everywhere? 14. I just meant I broke it. 15. 16. I just want to know where those stairs lead behind him.

18. 7. 19. 20. Here we go, guys. He needs... 10. Get up there. He needs He needs 36 reps 6 seconds off Tanner's pace 2

He needs 36 3 He's gonna run out of time 4 He's gonna go to 5 and break 5 6 8

9 10 For $1,000 11 Oh shit 11 nine ten for a thousand dollars eleven oh shit eleven okay 14 15 let's freak it out 36 uh-oh 16 17 holy 19 20 30 seconds left 21. it's true holy back up back up yeah you see that little kick there 23 24 25 26 10 more oh shit fuck you fuck you 28 29 he ain't got it

eat a dick damn you gotta be quicker than that dude good job Ryan Good job, Ryan. You're a beast. Ryan, he's turning off the fans as punishment. Is that the best score? Is that the best score besides yours, Taylor? Yeah.

That was pretty good. Hey, Ryan. Good job, dude. Second place today. You got the best score besides Taylor. Nice job, dude. Good job, dude. You got second place. That was a score besides Taylor. Nice job, dude. Good job, dude. You got second place.

Second place. That was a lot harder in that last two minutes than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, what did you feel? Tell us what you felt. All grip. All grip. Why are your hands purple? What's wrong with you?

Hey, Ryan, did you think you had a chance of really beating it? Did I think I have a chance? Yeah, did you think you had a chance when you started? No, I did five total bar and five sandbag to shoulder to warm up. Okay, perfect. There really wasn't the answer to the question, but okay. It wasn't.

Hey, dude, if you would have won, what would you have done with the $1,000? Bought a phone stand. Bought a tripod, yeah. Bought a tripod. That's a good tripod, yeah. Bought a tripod. That's a good answer. Awesome.

All right, Ryan. See you next week, buddy. Love you. Bye. What shirt is that? No. That was a street parking shirt. Oh, okay.

Okay, good. Well, that explains everything. You're in the best shape I've seen you in in like six months, Hunter. Hey, that's the only person in the last 10 years who's done a workout for time in a street parking shirt. Damn. Damn. Just saying. Just saying. person in uh in the last 10 years who's done a workout for time in a street parking shirt damn just saying just saying all right looks like everybody sucks cock so yeah taylor's ego survives one more week dude i have no ego i've been beaten four fucking times. Listen, listen, no girls.

Watch your phone. Like shit, shit, shit. I want, I want all the ladies out there to understand that you have no fucking chance. And I appreciate you guys not even taking a stab at it. Even though Taylor does,

does lower the weights for you. And he's very sexist by doing so. We tell him not to do that, but he does it anyway. Cause he feels sorry for you guys. Oh, John Young didn't beat you? Wow, that's crazy. Hey, this is the first week John Young didn't beat me, you guys.

I was very worried. I want to know how many reps you got. 15. Okay, look. $1,500 next week. I want to thank HGR, CBD, Athletics, Taylor Code 20. If you want to get some Mark Sugar stuff, go over there, 720. Thanks to everyone.

Oh, there you go, Andrew Hiller. You got to put your hand behind that, Hiller. Hey, and go sign up for my program. There it is. There you go. Carl does my program, owner of HGR. He does my program. Peter does my program.

Fuck, dude. Jared Ellis, who dropped into my gym yesterday, does your program. He's a great guy. Dude, we're taking over the world. I PV'd my strict price this week on Sentinel. You did what to your PV? Personal best. PR, sorry.

I PV'd on Sentinel program. The Taylor derangement syndrome. Wow. I love it. Wow, Trump derangement syndrome. Taylor derangement syndrome. Wow. I love it. Wow. Trump derangement syndrome. Taylor derangement syndrome.

Fuck off, Mason. Mason goes, I'm on Sentinel, so I blame Taylor. The hot guy, the guy with the crazy big abs was like, I'm on Sentinel. Dude, why don't you have- He's a good dude for marketing. What's wrong with you? Yeah, that's what I said. Why don't you have ads of that dude just shirtless? I should.

Hey, take a bunch of pictures, and if you can, pull the front of your pants down just a little bit so we can see like the Yellow The run Send them into the community chat. Oh, fuck. I did hit her just like Just to me have this chick like smack him in the stomach real hard It'll make all the veins pop out before date that makes you do nice I could I said so send all. Send all that over to Heidi.

She'll clear them first. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow morning, but I'll try to come on. And then we have an affiliate series with Chad Sorinto on Monday.

Love you guys. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.