The Sevan Podcast - KT #23 | Gabi Migala K**** Taylor!!!

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

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Oh, wait. I can't start the clock. So. Oh, I think your phone. It's sideways. It's not sideways. It is sideways. Okay. Why does it need to not not sideways? God damn it. No, it is sideways. It needs to not be. Why does it need to not be sideways?

It's got to be horizontal. Oh, why does it? You're currently sideways but in a horizontal plane. When we have retards on the show, I always hear someone say unlock your phone. Maybe that could catch you. Yeah, you can use sprint or T-Mobile or AT&T. God damn it. All right, I'm gonna go with T-Mobile.

I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile. I'm gonna go with T-Mobile.

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sentinel training Can you guys see the top of the rope? Okay. Today's workout for those of you who give two fucks, don't even bother trying. You have no chance in winning. You douchebag. Four rope climb. 15 feet, 30 toes to bar, 20 mouths to go, or three rounds for time. Guess what? Bryson Del Monte is not here.

Co-ass bitch. Alright. Caleb, can you hear me? Yeah, he could hear you when it when you when you guys do the clock and you give me a five second countdown or a ten second countdown and That way I just know when to go Hey, is that Rick Jones? No, it's racing Del Monte Don't show the work ahead

No, I like hey, I just want to say I want to say public service announcement I just watched a video on Instagram and it showed it showed a bunch of people waiting in line to get their vote They were voting they were in line at a voting poll and I saw black people wearing masks Like lots of them listen black people you don't have to do any of that shit. No one is gonna say shit to you Stop doing the dumb shit that the rest of the fucking Americans do Let the Asians wear the masks you guys blaze the way for us. You guys don't have to do shit you don't want to do. No one's saying shit to you.

I thought you were telling them to not waste their time because Trump already won. Yeah, vote for Trump and start, like, what are you doing? You guys don't have to follow the rules. Do whatever the fuck you want. Fucking insane. The people who wear masks the most or fucking white women I'm supposed to work out somewhere. I'm so bummed when I see black people wearing is it not posted to instagram peter

I don't see it. It's like finding out it's like it's like superman like crossing the street instead of jumping over the It's like dude. You don't have to do the rule You got special special skills. Everyone needs to know he's not superman. That's clark kent, dude I don't know how Colton works out with you fuckers in his years. That's a great one. That's a great point, Hillary I just want to smack the fuck out of you guys All right, Caleb you see the clock is at 220 will you time it up so that we start at 1103 We should probably tell the workers workout he already said the workout Peter the workout nobody did uh sat on said it four rope climbs 30 toes to bar 20 cows you can win 500 from riznik tied riznik three rounds for time what did i say it's three rounds

for time of what you said 15 seconds women do the women do 15 seconds. 15 seconds. How many hours do the women do? 20. Like same Z's. Equity. 5 3 2 1

I'm going to say the women can do 3 row climbs instead of 4. 1 And I'm just trying to get Taylor off right as he starts the workout. Yeah. Don't those headphones are coming out of his ears pretty soon here. Yeah. You could already tell you, no, I don't know what brand is using three. Everyone use their sexy voice.

30 S he won the crash. Hey, are we missing someone? Where's Tyler? He's at a wedding for He's getting married again. I thought Bryson was at a wedding. They're both at weddings. There's actually multiple weddings on every weekend. It's crazy. No bigger wait for time than a wedding.

So that was like 29 seconds for those four rope climbs? 27. Oh nice, you guys are good. Someone's doing Tyler's job. We might not even need Tyler anymore after this. Hey, is the positioning of this gonna fuck him up? Like is someone gonna have the rope and the toes to bar closer together and beat him with the transition times? No, nobody is calling in that's gonna be worried about transition times. They're mostly gonna be worried about the 90 toes to bar because Taylor's just gonna rip through these

Yeah, is he gonna go through this on first first set on broken? That'd be crazy. He's this. I love these types of workouts because they're literally just the same macro movement the whole time. This, uh, the reason why I put the rope in there so that Taylor couldn't beat him. Originally the workout was just toes to bar and rowing. The tier two, we couldn't be Taylor at this workout the way it's called. Okay. So that was one 22 for the total bar. Are you writing this? Okay, so that was 122 for the Tota bar. Are you writing this down? I am. Matt Sousa.

No, no, no, still write, still write. No, you need to write down. Two is one, one is none, Peter. Two is one. You need to practice writing, Peter. Pedro, Pedro. Do it in English too, please. Please write it in English.

Anytime I accidentally write Peter in the thread, I go back and edit it and write Pedro. Who's Peter? Exactly. Thank you. Rising Tides. I accidentally write Peter in the thread. I go back and edit it and write Pedro. Who's Peter? Exactly. Thank you. Rising Tides. My favorite moment still is when Savannah sent a message in with podcast and I was tagged in it. I was like, can you copy saved his podcast on your phone? It was like Peter White, Coffee Pots and Wads podcast host.

You don't save people on your phone like that? Amazing. No, I view it as Hitler. I have Suzy in it. Suzy. I meant to ask you that Peter, how did you know that I had something weird in there? Did I send a screenshot or something? No, you wrote the word podcast and accidentally tagged me as podcast in the message. I was like, I couldn't have done that unless I was saved that in his phone. Oh, I didn't even catch that.

I was like, guys, it's a one to two or excuse or I'm, excuse me. Two 22 for that first round. Look like, yeah, boy. And he is right to work. And by the way, this is going to be a sneaky grip fatigue type workout because the whole entire time you're holding on the rope, you're holding on the pole bar, you're holding onto the rower. Very, very astute observation. That is a good observation. It's correct one as well.

Thank you for your approval. It's how I as well. Thank you for your approval Heller I'm on like two two episodes away from the final episode in season two of Dexter where That whore just roofied herself. I Turn it. Yeah Three minutes. Yep on the button. He was doing three minutes on those four rope climbs. He makes such quick work of those rope climbs, it's insane. All right, I'm curious as to what this set's gonna look like. I bet one third of the cast of this show has reviewed themselves before.

I went to Julia Benz's... I'm sorry, what? Uh-huh. Hey. I went to Julia Benz's Instagram account. Who's that? That's Rita. Yeah, how's she doing?

She's cool. She's got a lot of face done on her work. Her body's still insane. She's really into working out. She does a shitload of workouts live. What's interesting though is in her, my whole thing about her the whole time I've been watching the show is I can't stand her voice when she's being nice. Oh, off 22 though. That's insane. And then he gets right back up or yeah, I Told my wife. I only find her attractive when she's angry not my wife, but this chick that's telling you dude

Yeah, 401 holy shit, so that's that's four rope climbs and 30 toes to bar in one minute in one second. That's that. Don't even call in a row. Don't even call in today. I don't even bother, dude. We're going to a thousand dollars next week. Did Pedro's laptop get replaced? It did. Your mom did. Two moms now. I got a joke for you guys after this. It's a good joke. It's a good joke. Is it about timing? I've been I've been working on it. I've been crafting it. I never thought You know who's really hot have you gotten to the point where he has a he has a sponsor Yeah

Yeah Her face on her work done on it, but her body hurt. She has perfect a titties perfect Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No Taylor swings it right he could not have a single hair on his entire body 504 for Hey, do eyebrows grow back Yeah, sometimes Sometimes sometimes not really it's a genetic thing What yeah if you if you eat asparagus and your pee smells and you shave your eyebrows your they won't grow back There's a correlation between them? You're completely pulling that out of your butt.

No, dude. That's the consensus. Do you know if you shave your head and you start losing your hair? If you can taste cucumbers. You can taste semen, your eyebrows won't grow back. If you eat a pineapple while tasting your own sperm. I got a semen eating story for you guys when the show's over. Oh, joy. Taylor's over there like, damn, my eyebrows won't grow back and taste my own semen.

Okay, so this is it. So this is it. This is last toes to bar. He's the slowest transition we've seen to one, which wasn't even slow by the way. Three it was kind of slow or I'll show you a slow transition. Six, I'd still be staring at the road a more than anybody else right now okay there's ten so it's a ten in a break that's six and change eleven twelve his first round was two minutes way to his

second round was two minutes thirty eight sixteen I'm gonna go up on a limb and say that Taylor wrote this one for himself this week You don't think JR wrote this? Mmm, I know Jared knows Yeah There's 1920 we got 10 left. I want 92 is one Taylor was yelling at us to shut the fuck up. We couldn't hear him.

Yeah, he's muted. You know, send that to us, someone. When we were at crash at the end of crash, you know, confided in me that he's had a small penis his whole life and that people have voted him for life and that he's going to hate row. He's going to hate row this small penis. And then he pulled it out to show it to me and I couldn't see it. Look at me just started pulling faster.

Oh yeah, I did. He's like, fuck you. You should look a motherfucker. You really rev the RPMs up on the on the small penis do for the micro penis community That's right. Did you get the time you got off? I didn't know I think it was a gang unite You think it was seven see? Oh, I got 710. Oh, maybe I'll go 10 then I was too busy telling my penis joke I mean true story 10 then I was too busy telling my penis joke I mean true story

You're giving him 46 I had to give him 745 okay so I'll give him some 40 745 can we unmute them? Yes. What's up player? Taylor stuff you want to win the 500 bucks go ahead and text the number above and I will um send you a link you can try to come in and win the $500. You know what's crazy too is the way he did that work out in front of us he makes it look easy like I like he gave me the confidence I'm like yeah I could put like seven I'd probably do like nine minutes that would be reiterated. I'm tripling that time. felt like seven. I probably do like nine minutes that would Rated no tripling that time One of the players took a really like good liking to me, I guess he takes me back to his hotel room and

We don't even have sex He just makes me his ass And then he comes this is great. So he has to leave in the morning. He says you can sleep over with me That's awesome. That's awesome That's okay. I'll play the rest of that on a show You've never lived Have you ever come from anyone eating your ass? Oh like this week or ever no I have Thank you Christine that is disgusting I. I agree. Wait till you hear the end of the story. She was referring to

the workout. She's actually into that shit. That is uh wow. Hey you killed that. You made it look easy. Taylor this has some afterburn. This has some afterburn. Nice pride t-shirt there top left. That's pretty gay. Yeah, CrossFit Charlotte. Everyone's welcome. It's a crop top. It's a Nick Matthews shirt. Hey, did we ever find out if Nick Matthews mad?

It was mad at you or the podcast or the event or... You couldn't see it on the stream. He gave Susan Kearns you fuck you at crash I went back and looked and you couldn't actually see it was just after I think it switched the cut You could see camera Susan in shot, but you couldn't see Sue Nick talking to him, which is annoying Yeah, I don't know is an Unconclusive and I apologize Nick if I heard it wrong or something. I don't know I don't know. Maybe it wasn't directed at me

I saw him at the end of the event and he didn't say anything and I feel like he would have Wow Olivia comes when someone eats her ass Wow interesting. Mmm. Nice. Nice. It's weird to think about that with the family photo. She has is in her eye gone, but Dig better Natalie Fleming, Judy Reed, Craig Richards, Roman. Hi. Garage Jim revisited. Hello. Eric wise. Hi Roman.

David. Not high. We've already sent out some links. Challengers are lining up 500 bucks. If you can beat. Taylor's helping the workout. Got rope climbs and then some toes bar and then some rowing for three rounds.

Filmed beautifully. We don't even need Bryson. Welcome. Good morning. Theresa Rothschild, hello. She's the keeper. Good morning. Teresa Rothschild. Hello. Oh my goodness. I'd like to see, I'd like to see a clock on that. How much ass has to be eaten before you ejaculate.

Ejaculate. Three and a half hours. She even says, and he came and that's good. I was like, wow. The standard. Good job, Taytay. Okay, we got. Oh, wow. They are pouring in this week.

A lot of people are feeling like they got something for Taylor. What do we have happening here? Victor Hoffer. Fuck me. Bill Leahy could beat Taylor on this one. What's up? Oh, he missed that. Good. What did I miss? Maggot 2024.

The only person that can beat you on this workout is Bill Leahy. What's the name of the guy that was in True Detective with Matthew McConaughey? The guy or the girl? The guy, the other detective. I only know the girl. Woody Harrelson. Oh shit, Woody Harrelson. And Taylor looks like Woody Harrelson.

Shit, he does. He's one of my favorite actors. He really, really looks like him. You do. Huge compliment. Good old Woody. I saw someone log in for a second and then they logged in. It was Taylor.

No, a younger, a younger, not now, younger. Fuck you guys. Did I ever tell you guys a story Woody Harrelson tried to fight me once? No, he didn't. Yes, he did. Yeah, he did. Oh yeah. Is it because he spelled his first name wrong?

Wow, that's a deep joke. I was on campus at UC Santa Barbara and he was there and I filmed a show called IDTV and I walked up to him and I had heard a rumor that he didn't ejaculate, that he was saving all his ejaculate, that he felt ejaculating. Um, made him lose his power And I came up to him and I asked him that and he fucking just snapped at me He just came all over you I wasn't eating his ass. I agree. Jess. What did he do? Uh make taylor's mustache great again. He just started like yelling at me and like getting in my face and bumping me and slapping my camera

Nice What was my time? 740 Oh, that's you. Oh shit. My my screens are dark. I get 746. We got you. 45, 45. 745. Thank you, Caleb. I've lost control of everything. If I leave the screen, it's because my computer went down.

Oh yeah, you're frozen. You're frozen. But we can still hear you. Oh, you're back, you're back, you're back. Wow, that was good. Who's frozen? Sevan was for a moment, but he's back now. Man, you can't stand off.

What's up, baby? Remember about 10 minutes ago when I said one third of the cast was frozen? And uh seven was for a moment, but he's back now What's up, baby Remember about 10 minutes ago. I said one third of the cast had uh, roofied themselves before we're up to one half of the cast Listen, if there's so many lengths going out that if you try to call in and you don't get in just keep trying Try every couple minutes Matthew is relentless says adrian castillo adrian looks like he's in a fucking Venezuelan gang. He looks like a Mexican hitter. Geez Louise.

But he looks like he could be converted to good, you know? Is that the up house tattooed behind your ear? Yeah. What's that? The up house, like fucking, have you ever watched Up? Where he puts all the fucking balloons on top of his house and then he just fucking floats off into in the world. No, that's cool. That's cool. I know I know about Tom house in Nevada cool is one word for his wife dies and then he goes and like explores the world and just See what you got

Caleb will give you a three two. Yeah. Yeah Caleb will start as soon as you start jumping. All right 27 seconds for these first four buddy. Oh here we go. We know he's good with midline flexion. Uh guys the workout four rope climbs 30 toes to bar 20 cows three rounds 500 bucks from uh uh rising rising and we're off. Oh he's just gone wow okay. Yep I have no countdown that's cool. We'll add a second gone. Wow. Okay. Yep. I've no countdown. That's cool Well add a second to that. It's close. Okay, when you said is that the up house? I thought that was like a stupid updoc Has Matthew ever won the money yeah, yeah Yeah, I think he was first one and then he humiliated himself second time add a second to his

Time Taylor got off at 27 seconds. It was full retard on that Setup workout the dumbbells. All right, so I tell you gone. He's on pace. No, he's not Yeah, he is one 22 Taylor finishes towards the right one to kick the floor on that bar before this is done You know what? This is a PFA approved. That pull up bar is not according to hurt his spine. Shut it on down. Eight, nine, 10, 11.

What do you think Taylor? How's he look? Um, he doesn't have a chance, but I'm texting, uh, our board under I'm not watching it all but he does. Miles tangent. His toes of art look fantastic. Each replica is exactly the same. Are you watching him on your phone because I'm pretty sure. Yes I see it he's got way too much of an arch. He's already bending his knees weight like it looks like he's having to pull down a little too hard at the top. So he's that he's exactly on pace right now. He made a second on you right there.

Yeah. Your ass on the toes of bar. Yeah. I think the difference between me and Matthew, but he can hold that pace for one round and I can hold it for three rounds. And you've recovered from drug addiction. Also true. Taylor, did you feel that work out in your grip at all? Yeah, yeah, I was super grippy. I felt it on my abs a lot too. I mean, it was all pretty redundant in the abs like you. Right. In the catch on the rower,

pulling your knees up on the rope climbs. That's why my last set of rope climbs, I don't know if they were slower, but they felt a lot slower because it was hard to pull my knees up 222 you finished this. Mm-hmm Yeah, and that's so my I averaged a 235 round. That's pretty crazy on this workout I feel like you're making people and healthier in the world all why tearing them a new one Why tearing them a new one? Where's the gamma? Ooh, he's ahead of, well, he kind of made a very slow disparate. And right to work. Yeah, his transitions are faster

because his shit's closer together. Taylor had to walk across the gym. Set up. Pretty dumb. Yeah. Well, that's all I can do. He's from Charlotte. Uh-oh, uh-oh.

Little something. Three minutes. Taylor was off at three minutes. This is where it gets too difficult for him. He's starting to feel it big time. See how he's doing that little double grab with his, uh oh, uh oh. Lance Needy and Chris Ibarra is going to call in and take this. You're retarded if you think, you're retarded if you think fucking Chris Ibarra can beat me in this workout

Break and I borrow couldn't fucking touch me in this workout. We have a problem Houston He's now ten seconds behind Taylor. Is he real clock stop? clock stop Dude sorry Clock stoppers up. Right down to the total bar early. How many reps is that didn't get him guys guys? This place is totally unaffiliated. Look at the iron lock side with a hook rip sign right over where CrossFit was That didn't say CrossFit 45 iron lock hook grip Judy Reed Brian friend could be Taylor and also be singing a song at the same time. Hey, I told my wife, yeah, I told my wife about the Brian Friend video

and she asked if I had had a fever dream. I was like, no, no, it happened. And then I started to doubt myself being like, shit, it did happen, didn't it? I have to go back and find it. So I was under contract on a house last week and we found like they didn't, they didn't mention something to disclose something in the property disclosure. And the realtor we were working with didn't show us or go through the property disclosure with us.

It's me and Lizzie just, you know, I pray it's my fault. I'm retarded because we really liked the house and I was like, all right, let's let's make an offer and then in the offer contract I like the boxes check that you've been shown the property disclosure and you've gone through it and while he I don't even remember him Handing us one, but I definitely didn't go through it. So we get the inspection done comes out They have this fucking crazy like poly butylene plumbing Which they don't even you're not even allowed to construct a house with it now. It's been banned since like 1995.

And no, it was not Basnet. Michelle's actually, now I'm working with Michelle, me and Lizzie. It was this other random dude I got from Zillow. The Harris voter? So yeah, the Harris voter. He put Kamala Harris stickers on his car. So we met with him like five houses.

We looked at five houses. We looked at the house we wanted, made an offer, got under contract. When we went with him like five houses, we looked at five houses. We looked at the house we wanted made an offer got under contract when we went back to do the inspection. He had these new Kamala Harris stickers or what I think were magnets on his car. And I think he was just like changing the magnets on his car depending on who he was meeting with because I think he was meeting with another family. Well, he read you.

Yeah, he fucked up big time. As soon as I saw that I started having some questions. Fucking cocksucker. And then Taylor was off the road. Yeah, he's way out. as soon as I saw that I started having some questions Fucking cocksucker and then um Taylor was off the road 504. Yeah, he's way out Okay, so we find out they have this horrible plumbing and basically for the house to be like For you to even for it to even be insurable you'd have to replumb the entire house got a quote from farmers like 18k I'm like I'm not even fucking dealing with this like I'm not even gonna ask for a concession And we had to eat the $3,000 due diligence for concessions and we had to eat the $3,000 due diligence. Uh,

all right. I'm pretty sure. Taylor's the house I'm in. Uh, we bought it. They said that they had completely replaced all the plumbing. We were here two weeks and, uh, the pipe that was in the slab, 50 feet of iron pipe collapsed. and the pipe that was in the slab, 50 feet of iron pipe collapsed. Oh, and, uh, and, and, you know, we, we talked to a shitload of people and lawyers and ended up just being, we ended up just paying a hundred thousand dollars to have the pipe replaced. Was it, did insurance covered at all? Nope. Wow.

Nope. That's crazy. We had to move out of the house. They had to pull up all the floors. It was a pipe that connected all one. move out of the house they had to pull up all the floors it was a pipe that connected all one so that's so that's why I wanted to pull out I was like I don't even want to take the risk and you want out I know this episode of our this is the episode of house hunters is real riveting right now but we should probably realize we're watching fucking feel speed hey why not why not just an estimate of how much it would cost to replace all the plumbing and lower your... It was an 18,000...

You know what's happening is that Matthew is falling asleep during every one of Taylor's stories. It was an 18,000 dollar quote, and the problem was me and Lizzie weren't in love with the house enough to deal with all of that, I think. Yeah, this story sucks, dude. Hey, shut the fuck up, Caleb. We were. Yeah. This story we fucked up too. Hey, shut the fuck up Caleb. We're thinking of just buying a camper van actually. Don't do it. Don't do it. Do you know, you don't even know dude. I now know that it was a $3,000 lesson. Do not do it. Honestly, a camper van is sick. No, I know your van whatever you have is kind of shit. I'm talking like a Mercedes Sprinter Take a shower in the same spot that you shit. No, you don't want to do a camper van like that. Yeah

No, do not already hey seven we already did a vacation in a camper van a living No, do not. Hey, Sevan, we already did a vacation in a camper van. Oh, then it's fine. Yeah, yeah, no. Go ahead and live in that for nine months. Yeah, a week, three years? What's the fucking difference, apples? Massive difference, dude.

How long are we going to watch this? And thank you to our sponsors, Rising Tide. If you're in the Europe area and you want to buy something from OG Culture, the Sevan podcast, Hiller fit sentinel training. Go to rising tide.com right now and buy one by two hand Brian one. When you see him out there in Europe, the reason I had to tell that story is cause it's not even fun to talk shit to Matthew anymore. Why?

Oh, shit. The old bloke was trying. Myself was on there too. I didn't see yours. Peter, settle down. Peter, your stuff's not on there. It is, go down. On the bottom.

Down. Down. There it is. How come you got a huge square? Oh, it's not even clickable. It's not even clickable. It is, good shot. The other type's clickable.

Not even clickable. You're trying to click it. Look, if you click mine, it goes, it's not even clickable. It's not even clickable. It is. The other type. Clickable. Look, if you click mine, it goes, it takes you there. Yeah, you're clicking the wrong part, man. Colton won't call in today. He's a pussy. He only calls in the workouts. He knows he can win. He doesn't take every workout.

Yeah. No, he hasn't. No, he hasn't. You called him a pussy. He called in and he beat you. All right. Well, I'm calling him a fucking pussy again, you stupid Irish fuck. Ladies and gentlemen, you are not going to believe who's calling in one of the greatest crossfitters of all time because oh shit our new

Female crossfit game Gabby McGowan the The Yeah, no the Gabby Megawa No way Your life is Is she about to do this?

Alright, 15 calories for the women And that's the only adjustment What is the female calories? 15 15 calories Bro, you wanna lose today Gabby's gonna beat me? Oh yeah No shot

Is this sam on the other end of this? How are we supposed to pick on gabby? She's a fucking she's our favorite Hey, and guess what he wants to avenge Is gabby actually gonna do it yeah Oh, yeah He's warming up. Yes! Damn lose another five pounds for fuck's sake. Feed him. Looks like you just let him out of the cage for your workout. He's been working out like crazy.

I don't think Gabby has any fucking respect on my name. Hey, fuck all you people in the comments. She's not beating me. Bro, she's beating you today. No way. And we got a fucking crew to watch here, too Daddy's home That's the ball guy. That's my bowling ball, dude. Bro, I own Taylor's cell. Come on.

Hey, what time is the game? You know this fucking thing, you 13 year old. You still have your mom paying your phone bills. You fucking crazy. What do you want? Hey, that's how funny my mom pays her phone bills too. Hi, man. Oh, yeah. Are we at Krypton? Is this at Krypton? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Wow, this is about to be crazy. I'm gonna go back here and whoop today. Wow. Hey, what's your name? Hey, what's your name? Jesse. I'll send him a picture of my dick so we can jerk off to it later. He said he'll send you a picture of his dick so you can jerk off to it later.

Oh, please do. Please do. Yeah, I will. I will, bro. I got you. 30 times 30 toes to bar, 20 cows on the rower, 15 for Gabby because she's a weak woman. I gotta close this door. Do please do. That's why seven. Yeah, I will. I will bro. I got you. 30 times, 30 toes to bar, 20 cows on the rower. 15 for Gabby cause she's a weak woman. Three rounds. Matthew just finished.

Good job, Matthew. Proud of you dude. Good try. The time is 7.45. Damn. It looks like we're going to have two people go simultaneously. We're going to have a cancer patient and Gabby. Hey, I don't mean to be rude or to give Gabby any more fuel for her growing resentments against everyone else in CrossFit, but isn't she bad at rope climbs? Doesn't she have a legless weakness?

Not anymore. I think she's very good at rope climbs actually. He's did a legless, this is legs concluded. Yeah, but it feels a lot like- Who's that grumpy old man? Put that camera over there. Oh, it's Jake Marconi, what's he doing there? That's not Jake Marconi.

Oh no, it's not. Ladies and gentlemen, just a minute here, you will Gabby Magawa, a mind that is a steel trap, an unstoppable force in the CrossFit space, is trying to get the $500. She took second at the CrossFit Games this year to Tia Tumi. She took second?

Wow. Yeah, but this game didn't count, so she could have won. She's no two-year Magda, but man, she does have a chance. Wow, Jeremy, Jeremy thinks she's winning by 30 seconds? Sheesh. White shirt dude gotta not bend his elbows on a dozen. Wow. All these, hey guys.

Yeah, get a little camera time, girl. What up? Hey, girl. What's up? Don't act like you didn't come over here for that reason. Is that Carey Pierce? With the rope climbs, it feels a lot like Leg reason is that Kerry Pierce the bar with the rope climbs It feels a lot like legless. I just did are we are we gonna be in a Krypton vlog is they vlogging this?

Feels so weird to drink liquid without Good I think that's a good angle. Hey, are you retarded? Hey, what do you have? What do you mean? That guy on the left? What does he have? What's he diagnosed with? Yeah, he's uh, Taylor, I was the one that wanted you to leak it to me yesterday. Oh, you're the retard from the phone call. OK, I got it. We leaked it to your mom yesterday. Leaked on. Leaked on. Leaking kind of sucks.

Leaking. I have a leaky gut. Yeah. Is that what it's called? Gabby McCulliver from News in these days, and she's starting to look into her own. Yeah, damn, this is sick. She stepped out of someone's shadow.

You guys have no idea how happy this makes me. I mean, I really want her to lose, like, more than anything. But this is so cool. I'm a out of someone's shadow you guys have no idea how happy this makes me I mean, I really want her to lose like more than anything, but this is so cool. I'm a big fan me, too Hey Taylor, what do you call three-legged cows? Me try tip. What do you call a cow with no legs? Fuck Savon ground beef. What do you call it? What do you call a cow with two legs? No, your mom. Oh call it what do you call a cow with two legs? Moo? Your mom.

Oh shit. Oh shit. That was sick. Give him fuck Taylor. Hey who's this guy? The Polish kid? He looks like he just left his brain dude. He's a holocaust survivor.

I know I wanted to make that joke but you beat me to it brother I'm glad you did. Hey Taylor how do Germans tie their shoes? Oh my god. Why are you asking me these questions? Ask me these questions. I'm not asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions.

I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking you these questions. I'm asking to it brother. I'm glad you did. Hey, hey Taylor How do Germans tie their shoes? Oh my god Why are you asking me these questions with Nazis? Until that one before CrossFit, quick Krypton home of Ben Smith Gabby Megawa Laura

Hey, are you guys allowed to swear it Krypton? Is there swearing because I've never heard Ben Smith, Gabby Magawa, Laura Hor- Hey, are you guys allowed to swear at Krypton? Is there swearing? Because I've never heard Ben Smith swear. Shoot us! We're a free community, watch it! Really? We're free- no, kidding. You guys got the talking shit behind the camera?

Oh yeah, Sam said shit. Oh yeah. Hey, will you say that in English? Hey Sam, how much do you make on OnlyFans? Sam, Sam, they're asking about your salary. Sam's cock is the biggest money maker in that gym. Oh, that's a businessman. Ask Sam if he wants me to send him an exerciser.

That's a businessman. I think Gabby subscribes, actually. Are they so high? Yeah, they're so high. Is Kerry Pierce going to do it? Kerry Pierce gonna do it I'm not filming from the closet. I'm married Hey, what's happening? They're gonna do the workout. He's gonna fuck around the whole time. They're planning the glitches, right?

My guys we're starting the clock you guys ready? Oh y'all ready when people are going here here. Gabby, free workout. Free workout poopy. That's fair. Is this Gabby's poopy? Girls don't poop. What the hell? Those of you who did not see the show last night, Gabby Megawa has been making some very provocative I don't know if that's the right word.

I think it is it's just not it's just not a yes good No, not that one. I identify as threat. My pronouns are try me. And that's how she became a budding star. Yes. This picture didn't hurt either. A budding star five years ago. This outfit didn't hurt either. Hey, are you locked in? We just discovered it. Sam, I didn't work out. Hey, you you locked in?

Is Sam going to show for us? Don't sleep on McGuire. McGuire from Canada, the next guy you'll ever meet, but he's also a dog. McGuire looks like he can't row above a 900 cal per hour. My prediction is McGuire is going to shit the bed on the rock. Touchy go. Touchy go. Hey tell Gabby if she beats me I'll be at suicide risk just to make her feel bad. Oh my god. I guess he gonna fall for it.

She's doing all of HWPO there. Tell Gabby if I lose, if she makes me lose I'm going to HWPO and then I heard you guys are gonna play the Brian friend song while you work out. Oh country CrossFit workouts. Take me. Hey dude, that was one of my favorite songs until the other day. It was.

We have underwear models Sam he has an OnlyFans page. Feel free to go jerk off to him. In the middle, we have the future of CrossFit. Hey, what's the time to beat? What's the time to beat? Hey, shut up. 7.45. 7.45. Gabby's in the middle and campus survivor Sam on the right. James Kelly.

We don't actually know if he survived yet. He's still going through it. Oh, my God. Oh, at least once the show, I say something I immediately regret. If you know, live on Kil Taylor, Gabby McGall is calling in because she thinks she can possibly be. Looks like, you know, absolutely no chance. Hey, does Josie does Josie spend weeks the weekdays with Kristoff and then do weekends with

But hey Gabby called in thanks Krypton shout out what's the custody split? Yeah Wow every second weekend with Gabby and then Wow Pedro This is the most calm Pedro has been Ever waiting on someone yeah, but he just dropped the nuke. The silence before the storm. Yeah, I'm fighting this time. Hey, Josie, look at that. Call him over. Who's behind the camera?

Call him over. Hey, hey, which one of us do you want to live with? You're going to go here any second. I don't even follow her. the ball. Which one of us do you want to live with? You're going to go here any second. Alright. I don't even follow her. My **** They're about they're about to go. I started

to go. You already. Yeah, we're ready. Yep. Yep. We've been seconds. All done. No balls. That's a medium size sweatshirt. I don't think a woman's ever wanted to. Two, one, go. You guys, you guys are really that delusional you think she's beating me Hey, did we determine she's doing 15 15 15, okay Just wanted amazing Taylor wouldn't agree to that until she was 27 seconds.

Gabby is on pay. Oh my God. Sam should just quit. Is there any way we could punch it on the shot and just get Gabby? No, no reason at all. Just sabotage her. Did you see that? Get a little closer. Right. She does have a host of our lopsided. She's got a lot of she Taylor. She's right. No, I just made that up. I mean, I love you guys, but she doesn't have a chance. And everyone in the comments who thinks she does, this is such a money. It's an upper body dominant workout.

I'm fucking yoked, Hiller. My fucking biceps and forearms are yoked. Taylor, if you put this job in the comments Taylor if you broke this into three sets of ten on the toes of art Do you think you had a chance still to get the time that you got? No, not from the beginning. I think going out the way I did was fine I didn't I don't think I rested too long in the finals But I think on the final set you're gonna break down no matter what right now No, no, no, really you think she's gonna hold 30s for the whole workout. No. Yeah. Yeah

122 she's perfectly on pace. Yeah, she's her transitions are too long. You saw they ran they ran to the other side Your transitions were long as shit, dude. No, my were not as long as hers. What's uh, what's her? What was my time off the road to 222 is what we're looking for. 222, right? No, 122, excuse me. Jedediah, 122 we got off, 222 we got off the roller. Taylor, if you're still yoke, let's do a seated workout one week, I'll own you.

No, cause I don't wanna fucking modify my exercise any more than I already have to, Jedediah. Why do you have to? 10 Cal for Gabby. I squat probably twice a month, I don't like I don't like Taylor got off at 222. Yeah, look at Gabby's back. Holy smokes.

Jesus, dude. Yeah, hey, is she going to is she going to road? Oh, you're Oh, you're fucking Taylor. Oh, she is 11 seconds ahead of pay. You may have over modified the role for the ladies. No, right to work on. Yeah, it could have been 16, but it wouldn't make too big of a

difference. Is she going to rogue? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So she's in fucking pristine form right now. She's pulling a lot with the arms on these ropes. Oh, that was better.

We'll see. She's going to roll question face off against among other competitors, Laura. Three minutes. Taylor got off the rope. Three minutes. Olivia, you're not a lesbo. She's just that good looking.

Three flat, I was off. Crossfit, my god, the things I do to Gabby. He didn't specify Gabby. It might be the. It's probably Sam. Five second lead on Taylor's self as she goes into the Toad the Bar, second round of Toad the Bar. the. Probably. Second lead on Taylor self as she goes into

the to the bar second round of those the bar I this is this that matters a lot here. They were gone for one. You did like twenty and ten it's like that or twenty two and eight. Yeah twenty eight. Nine. And. Sam Harbor 11

Sandra And the beautiful do Why is the dog? I'll say it does he have a nice size dong? Huge guy that skinny's got a huge dong. You don't Oh not sam I thought you were talking about the guy cancer Joey Oh 21 22 23 okay second break there or my meat Hiller what 26 I didn't know you were seven trying to defend a dot com workout. Okay. Okay. He wasn't trying to defend attacking that dot com workout.

She's right on pace. Yeah. What, what was, uh, what was my time on the roller? Probably before I go. Hey, it's not professional to masturbate when you're watching this. Yeah. Well, you guys shut the fuck up. We can hear you fabbin. What chaos. Hey, her back is 10 times smaller than mine. smaller than mine. That's steady 10 seconds ahead. Wow. You completely gave shit on that last set of toes to bar. 541 you finished the race. Last round for Magawa. 4 road climbs.

1 in the books. Gotta get off at 541. Oh man. This is gonna be close. This is gonna be close. It's gonna come down to those toes to bars. She's gonna be good. If she's within 10 seconds when she gets in the roar, she's gonna be closed. It's gonna come down to those toes of ours gonna come down If she's within 10 seconds when she gets in the roar she's gonna win I only have one question for gabby when she's done

Is that three is she single? Are you single gabby? Ready to mingle Wow, this is crazy It's gonna be tied by 41 here we go we're tied Ten seconds after Taylor did he got off at 710 5 Oh no! 5 Z's ain't gonna fucking cut it girl!

Dude she's 10 seconds faster on the rower than you dude. Shut up Sevan! You're gay! Hey! Taylor I'm signing you off for that haste with your trial, what's your email? 10 11 12 is a bigger set, ok she's 12 down

Oh man! This is crazy! 11, 12 is a bigger set. OK, she's 12 down. Come on. Oh, not 50 seconds. This is too easy. Oh, my butthole is out of my body. 14, right? 15? You're going to have to push that shit back in, Omi. 19. Oh, no.

She's at 19. 11 more left. I thought she was at 17. Let's go, Gabby! 710, 710. Why is she taking so many breaks? Stop it. Because she knows she can win no matter what. 17. Seven 10, seven 10. Why is she taking so many breaks? Stop it.

Cause she knows she can win no matter what. Cause it's hard. Okay. What is she at right now? Do we have a count on her? You got 28. Okay. No one.

Seven 10. If she gets off anywhere before seven 15, she's going to win. Yeah, I agree. Oh! Oh! Seven 10! Seven 10! Seven minutes to go. Seven 10! If she gets off anywhere before 715 she's gonna win. Yeah, I agree Rolling what is she rolling? right now. Wow. That's the strength of the stranger. Wow. Uh oh. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Uh oh. Let's go Gabby. She's got 20 seconds.

She's got 20 seconds. Oh look, you're gonna get picked twice? Wow. Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy smokes. Oh, but no cancer guy's around behind. Ty goes to Taylor.

Go show the camera. Hey the clock stopped. Oh it's okay, it'll get you. Oh my gosh, you won. Oh my god it's okay. It'll get you. Oh my god. 739. NW! What was it?

What did you get? 739. Stop! Stop! Lizzy, I have the knives. Holy shit. Hey, we wanted to give her a confidence boost. I decided to modify the workout for her.

It's all good. Hey, we wanted to give her a confidence boost. I decided to modify the workout for her. It's all good. Wow. You should have had 16. Wow. Rising Tides. Let's go.

If you live in Europe, you can put the shirt. Our ID ING. Wow. The cancer boy beat you two or no? 740 as well? Yeah. Oh, the time was fine. I'm pretty sure you guys got my time wrong.

I think I was 740. Taylor, do you want me to sign you up for flagship or pro? I actually want you to fly back to America so I can fuck you in the ass. OK, pro it is. Pro it is. Hey, good job, Gabby. I think I got to job, Gaby. Wow. Gaby, that was crazy. Hey Gaby, can you hear us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gaby, are you single? Are you single? What? Are you

single? What do you mean? Do you have a boyfriend? Well, I definitely don't think I have so many friends around me. Oh Yes, all right great great answer. Hey you going to row Are you gonna row? Yeah In she in pristine shape. I mean she looks amazing. She destroyed poor. Are you are you in pristine shape? Are you feeling amazing? Yeah, yes She destroyed poor Taylor. Are you in pristine shape? Are you feeling amazing? I feel amazing. Don't I look amazing? How do I look? Yes. Incredible.

Is that her first workout for the day today? Is that your first workout today? Oh, stop it. Four mile run in the morning. Gabby, do you notice that when Sevan talks to girls, he stutters? He goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It's gaping. I really cannot hear you. notice that when Sevan talks to girls he stutters he goes did did did did did uh uh uh uh it's yapping I can't I really can't hear you

neither she doesn't understand English you're not even not right here we're not talking shit about you Gabby we love you thank you love you alright hey did she Venmo? how do we pay her? what? you have Venmo?

how do we pay her? Sam will figure it out the the the the the the the the the Nice work Do you eat whole foods Let's go! Let's go! Damn. That's really not something we should get excited about.

He's just about to go down. Good job, Gabby. Alright, we can hear you on the phone. Who's that midget next to her? That's Steve. That's Steve. He's a dog. Steve's a dog.

Alright, Del Gabby, thank you so much. Thank you guys, it was fun. Thank you, Gabby. Gabby. Don't call in again. I'll be in truck. Damn, that's the first female winner on Kill Taylor. Wow, Gabby Magawa.

That's amazing. Hope for like the second caller. Pull back a little bit, what do we do here? Is that your correct email or? Here's about the fucking shame for A3, dude, do not time me up for that. I will kill myself. If you fucking actually signed me up for that. I'm blowing my wings out, bro.

Stop it. You got no chance, bro. No chance. Did you see Oh, did you see what Gabby just did? She beat me by eight seconds. That's crazy. Oh, this is a deaf gym. This is a CrossFit Spitfire for deaf athletes only. Yeah. Sorry, you can hear us now. Hello! Hello.

Hello. Jeez. Hello. What did they say? What? Cheerio. I'm not up for that, but I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go, old chap. I'll spiff it. I'll give it a go.

Do you guys like Cheerios? Do you want to see my Cheerios? Bloody love Cheerios. Cheerios. Oh yeah. We're ready when you are. Good luck. Good fucking luck. I bloody love Cheerios. Oh, I'm cramping. Fuck, I'm cramping. Can you see the top of the rope? No, it doesn't matter. You have no chance. You act like you have a fucking chance.

Holy shit. They have to know Sporty Beth. They're from our land. Yeah, which one of you is fucking Sporty Beth? We got the timer, yep. The dude on the right, for sure. Hey, hey, Hiller, to make me feel better, I want your honest assessment. Do you really think 15 cows was too easy for the women's scale? We got the timer. Yep, the dude on the right for sure. Hey, hey hillar to make me feel better I want your honest assessment. Do you really think 15 cows was too easy for the women's scale?

16 would have made it then she would have been within like a couple seconds. She's working a couple seconds. I will she she beat me by eight seconds. Do you think with three extra calories she probably still wins? I'd say no Do you think with three extra calories? She probably still wins. That's it Your score she probably still wins. Yeah, I bet you if you looked at that rower though with how hard she's pulling It probably rolled over to 16 every do you think if we went had to I'm getting insecure right now guys. I need some validation Now you got me If we go head-to-head I lose no fucking way. No, if you go head to head, you win. Did you see how hard I fucking stuffed my meat and crisps? I don't know why you don't start every workout

as if you're going head to head then. What do you do? Why are you going so slow? Yeah, that's a good question. Hey dude, when she wins Rogue, you'll feel better about yourself. Dude, that's kind of, I'm fucking stoked. Do you think Jory Grogh, she going to have a moment like Taylor had with Chris where

she stares down Laura. She's what I hope she does. Yeah, I hope she does. I hope it's on the hill at Rogue and Gabby just fucking spits right on her fucking stomach and just fucking jogs faster. Do you think she called in today because we blew her so hard last night? 100% one. They all heard us fucking, well not us,

they heard me pull my sheath back and insert it into HWPL. Oh jeez. And they also heard us sucking Gabby off. One, 122 was the time to beat this guy from a foreign land, got off at 129. Not bad. It's not bad. So you don't like HWPO Taylor.

Someone texted me and goes, at least you have a bigger dick. And I was like, who Gabby's I don't know. Two 22 is the time to get off 20 cows on the rower. Man, she made up a lot of time in that last round. What was what was her final time? 939. 739. Sorry, 739. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Hey, hey, I wonder if I wonder if Lauren T are queuing up this workout to see if they can beat her in it right now. That's a good dude. You do realize if Gabby was still with Christoph and Laura, they wouldn't let her do something like that. I completely agree with the comments.

No, no, don't waste your time with that. Right. Yeah, for sure. Don't waste your time. You're too cool. Just just keep working out and then know who you are. Good news. Good news.

Laura and Christoph are busy this weekend anyway, because the redecorating Josie's bedroom while he's away. Oh, I'm pretty sure Laura and Kristoff are busy doing a little something else. Oh, shit. Oh, Taylor. 2.30, he got off at 2.30. That's only eight seconds behind. He made up some time on the rower there.

It takes a lot to make me uncomfortable, but that just did it. Yeah, same. Yeah. Good job. Something like a bit of incest. Funnily enough, the show is wild. It's like watching Game of incest. Show is wild. It's like watching Game of Thrones all over again.

Taylor got off three minutes off the ropes. There's a lot of incest. The only tea Taylor has after he left after showing the stashes in his name. And so clearly we have a UK audience. So if you're in the UK, go to rising tides.com, the sponsor of today's show, buy some apparel, we got it all in there and including Pedro's locker room. Oh, spit fire. Uh, 10 seconds behind 20 seconds behind.

Dude, I don't think Laura could beat Gabby's time. She cannot. Yep. No way, dude. She's not, she's not peeking. Yeah. She would, peeking. Yeah. She might be a little faster on the rower. Taylor, is your pull-up program available for affiliates?

Anyone can buy it. Oh fuck, that's right. Somebody messaged me. Fuck, I forgot. It was probably me. I messaged you twice about it. Customer service best in the business is Sentinel Training. No, but I do want to buy it off you. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I want to buy it off you and use it for my affiliate though. So I got it. It should probably pay more than just if I was one person. Yeah. No, just pay for one person. His strict pull-up program. Oh, that's in the business. Are you a fat girl?

Do you want to pull up? Sentinel Training has a program for you. Hey, hey, hey. You could do like bias and then charge all your members to do it. business. Are you a bad girl? Do you want to pull up Sentinel Training has a program for you. And then charge all your members to do it and then you'll make a new promise. Oh look who the cat drug in Barclay. Wow nice to see you buddy it's been a minute. Oh these guys are about six and a half hours away from Sporty Beth. Once you go outside five hours you're no longer affected by the gravitational force. He's 30 seconds behind.

Thirty seconds. He's got to get off the rower here at a... Shit, he should have been off at 401. All right. Gentlemen from the UK, thank you so much. Make sure you go to Rising Tide if you would like to get a shirt. We'll see you on the flipside Okay

Zane what's up, buddy? That's non-descriptive. Oh, He's got a big guy from the other day. This is the guy from the gay pornos. Yeah, you guys going to pride tonight. Why you guys dress like that because they crossed. Look at how stoked he is. She's like, yeah. Let me turn that off. That's a fucking great idea.

A gym looks immaculate. What do you use? What do you use for your mullet? The other guy's jizz. Oh man. What do you know? He went back time. I'm going to try today. the- the- the- the- the- the the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-

the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- This is like a more jacked jump on the derris. I feel bad. These guys sound like they don't say a single swear word ever and they hold hands at the dinner table and I just basically told him that his friend comes in his hair. I feel like a dick. It's not often I feel bad for saying that some guy jizzed in your hair but damn I do now. They butter each other's bread these two fish. Hey, that fam looks dangerously

close to the top of that rope. Yeah I remember. We had this, we did roll climbs this exact location before right? Did we? Yeah I remember that fan. Good to go. It's gonna start the timer when I hit the rope. Alright. Roger that. This is the third kill Taylor in a row we've done a rope. It's been legless then regular then regular again I'm just getting into kill Taylor shape you think Gabby's getting a call from O'Keefe right now. Why'd you go on the show? Okay, O'Keefe's a fucking douche. I don't give a fuck about him. She probably doesn't take his calls Isn't her agent like snorri or something Yeah, agent is no genius No, sorry. Sorry was her agent and she stopped working with

snorrie because Christoph I get agent she probably doesn't fucking need an agent if I don't yeah very few of them you should go back to snorrie story I'll take her back stories stories cool yeah god that's so cool that fucking Gabby McGaul called in. Nori is not Jack. He's cool. I'll take it back, but he's not Jack. I'm so stoked. This guy's going out like a fucking sweating retard. This guy's going out. What do you think? Mitchell Hooper's Jack? No, Mitchell Hooper's a douche. Yeah, he's Jack. You can be a douche Jack douche. Yeah, but you don't give a douche compliments snore is cool. It's not a compliment to be jacked

It's a thing. That's a compliment. It's just a car. It is a compliment. It's not a compliment to be a fat fuck It's not an insult to be fat Yeah, it is. I would take it as an insult. That's exactly you're projecting Insult versus taking offense there are two different things. Yeah, so here's the here's the deal It's a societal and it should be a societal norm that being fat is bad objectively and a societal norm that being jacked is good objectively. Therefore calling someone jacked,

in my opinion, would be a compliment and calling someone fat would be an insult. How can you look jacked lately? Societal norm. Is being obese unhealthy? Yes. Is being unhealthy bad? Yes. Is being fat unhealthy? Yes. Yes. Being unhealthy bad. Yes. Yes. Being fat obese. Yes. My case is made. Buckhead. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Your second

point. Yes, it is bad being unhealthy, but you get to vote from your car. All right, we got one ten seconds behind God he is ripped though. He does look like he's got a Smattering of jizz on the back. Apparently that's a good thing Look at his back those little look at the little alien heads coming out of there. Yeah Looks like it has its own language. I might be a Neil Maddick that guy's back was yoke Yo, I keep pictures of yoked guys backs in my office That I ranked her later No, I wouldn't mess up the photos. I got a rag

Taylor do you think Matthew nominated a first hand would stand if you both did it again If me and Matthew went head-to- to head that workout i'd fuck him up You gave him I think is the official term yeah gait yeah, I'd fletch and gait is be evil Taylor got up to a therapist about how everything is dude. You know what? I forgot to do. I forgot to tell gaby to follow me back That would have been weird. I'm glad I just asked. Well, I just followed her. No, that would have been weird You just followed her. I just followed her too. Introduction is following me, so no big deal.

Oh, shut up. No shit, no shit. NBD, NBD. No way. It is what it is, guys. She followed you. We're frozen. We're frozen. Oh, and he sped up that road climb.

Oh, Gabby just tamed me. Keep my name out your mouth. No. Hey, we got to figure out how we're going to get her that money because this dude ain't We're going to send it. We're going to send it to Sam. She said, get it to Sam and Sam would get it to her. Taylor was off the ropes at three minutes.

I got a message, Sam. Say what? Can you can you tell Gabby to follow me back? No, I'm just gonna say thank you guys you guys rock yeah they do rock yeah hiller did she respond to your dm last night I haven't looked yet let's see just said dude all I said was dude 22 seconds behind uh Taylor as he approaches reference to what nothing I just said dude out of nowhere dude dude dude gabby doesn't look polished she looks clean enough no she hasn't responded to dude dude i really have

to say dude that she's probably the coolest female athlete in the field at the moment totally dude hey imagine how liberated she feels to get away from war and Kristoff and just that heavy cloud of that fucking Whatever that It's like Jason Hopper leaving HWPO Maybe not as bad Stop and Laura aren't as bad but close second. She walked outside heavier cloud or the HWPO center

Wait, wait, wait, which is a heavier cloud? Yes, off and Laura or HWPO. Yeah living in HWPO center. Wait, wait, wait, wait, which is a heavier cloud? Yes. Off and Laura or HOPO. Yeah. It living at HOPO is the heavier cloud. So you're a real heavy cloud. What's this dude's name? Come on, Zane.

Jesus Christ. You're all showing no go. Oh, Gazan too. Gazan called in. Sorry. Yeah. I forgot about Gazan. Love you, Alex. Love you, Gazan. She didn't use the mail dumbbells. I'm sorry. Yeah I forgot about

Gazan. Love you Alex love you Gazan. She didn't win the male dumbbells. You don't have to everyone. Workout. I think she had to go like five pounds heavier something right. Yeah she had something that wasn't right. Yeah no- what's his face.

He had heavier dumbbells she did did the workout with 50s. Zane, you're going to be behind by a minute. Let's go, dude. Oh, he's tapping. Oh, shit. Damn, bro. Dick adjustment. Let's talk to you. Good job.

We'll meet him. Zane, we can't hear you. That's Zane. I'm the little brother. What's your name? I'm Gage. You're Gage? I'm Gage.

I'm Gage. I'm Gage. I'm Gage. I'm Gage. I'm Gage. I'll meet him. Hey, Zane, we can't hear you. That's Zane. I'm the little brother. Oh, what's your name? I'm Gage. You're gay? Yes, I'm gay. Um, hey, you guys are brothers? Yes, sir.

Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. That's crazy. How old are you? There's a third one, too. I'm 24. Oh, and why'd you stop? You thought a minute behind was too far to catch up?

Definitely. All right. Hey, what gym are you at? This is our family gym. It's in Fort Worth. Oh, and why'd you stop? You thought a minute behind was too far to catch up? Definitely. All right. Hey, what gym are you at?

This is our family gym. It's in Fort Worth. It's the construction company gym, right? Oh yeah. That's where I did my amazing accent once. Wow. The employees get access to that gym? Yeah, they do.

But we mainly use it, the brothers brothers because we all compete and stuff. Hey and what do you do you work for the company? I do not but he does. What's he do there? Go ahead. Project manager. Oh so you don't carry you don't carry shit around? Did you already through that phase? Did you used to carry shit around? Yeah. Why doesn't he work there? The little brother? I coach so I can train a lot. Oh, and is the third brother older or younger?

He's older. He has a little kid. And does he does he carry wood around? No, no, sir. Has he got wood? Are you only allowed to grow a mustache when you become a project manager or can you grow one anytime? I'm going to try. You gotta earn it. Yeah.

Hey, and does your brother work at the construction company? Yep. Does he have a mustache? He does. Oh, he's in management too. Yeah, I'm the odd man out. What's the age difference between you guys? I'm 29.

I'm 24. Older one's 32. All the same mother and father? Yes, sir. Oh, damn. They're like twins. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty- four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty- four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four.

I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty- four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four. I'm twenty-four. guys all right you those guys are awesome yeah I made I made a story saying that there's no way Gap would beat me and she responded goes too easy no no no she didn't she didn't follow me back so I'm definitely gonna jump off a now. All right, we, we, we 20, we have 17, we 23. Yep. Has anybody worked out the percentage of wins that haters had? Let's go through it real quick. Come on. This won't take long. How many 27 is that what you said? This is the 23rd. Okay, I think you've won six. Shut the fuck up. I'm not far off. No, you.

Yeah, you are. You've won over. I won over 50%. I won over 50%. Can you name all the can we name all the winners? Yeah, I'll name the winners. Matthew Mathias. All right, Gabby.

Week one. That's a win. Everybody keeping track. Make a little make a little notepad, Peter. I've already stopped. Week one, that's a win. Everybody keeping track? Make a little notepad, Peter. I've already stopped. Week one, I took the W. Week two, I also took the W. Week three, Matthew won. Week four, this is Colton took the W. I'm doing it.

And so begins a trend that will continue. Week five, I took the W. This is when Tristan Harrison came to the gym and worked out with me at West Coast. Week six, I won. Max line facing Burpees. Four to two. Week seven, Yellow Hostay took the W. Oh, that was a good week. Four to three. Week eight, I took the W. Five to three. Week nine, I also took the W. Six to week eight. I took the W five to three week nine. I also took the W six to three week 10. I also took the W seven to three. Oh, this is a swimming one. 11. I took the W. Here comes the swimming week 12. I took to... Mathias Porter. Yep, Mathias Porter. Nine, four. Shit, I have no fingers.

Week five, sorry, week 14, I lost to Colt. Nine to five. Week 15, I lost to Hans. Nine to six. He's like, I forgot about that one. Week 16, I took the W. Ten to six. Week 17, I took the W.

Eleven to six. Week 18, took the W. 11 to 6. Week 18 I lost to Tudor in Italy. 11 to 7, that should count as 5. Week 9, fuck off, week 19 I lost to Colton on the bench press. 11 to 8. Week 20 I took the W. 12 to 8. Week 21 I lost to Colton. 12 to 8. Week 21, I lost to Colton.

12 to 9. Week 22, I lost to Hans. 12 to 10. Week 23, I lost to Gabby. I'm in the green motherfuckers. I'm in the green. I'm in the fucking green, Peter. Hey, why don't you try it, motherfucker?

Because it's not my fucking job. It's not fucking, fuck you. I didn't have a show named AFMI where I'd be, oh, it'd be so hard to beat him and we'd rack up so much money. And I'm in the green, I've won one more than I've lost. I am a success. All right, hey, crazy thing, if I had won, if I win most of them,

everyone stops fucking calling in, douche canoe. Oh yeah, nobody's gonna call in for five grand. No shot. Yeah. You're dead. Right. Kenny, Kenny, why they rage at me out of gay sexual frustration. Can they on trip me? Their denial is lethal. Shut the fuck up, dude. What does that mean? I don't understand. Why did you stop reading it? Yeah. On Tretton, their denial is lethal like their abandoned self-love they have for themselves a long time ago

Take sure of a tree. Look how he spells Kenny Like a faggot Wow, all right, this is Bill Taylor, right I can can say that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a comedy show That's what it goes reiterate. I am in the fucking green peter and you said maybe I won six you fucking asshole And I 12 and 11, I think that's pretty good I think that's pretty good. Hey listen You get some playoff, uh and and and look at the people who've called in, you know I mean you had to do yellow hosta fucking tutor magda alex gizman colton

Matthew like eight times will more ad fucking. Oh, yeah will more ad. I mean it's it's uh, Look at taylor's even taylor's face says not bad What the fuck is that dino dino? What is that show? That's dinosaurs dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, Rising Tides, R-I-Z-N-G, R-I-Z-N-G-T-I-D-E dot com. It's for Europeans, right? Yes. If you're in Europe and you'd like to get some of the cool CrossFit gear like yo shirts

Head on over to rising tide Thank you everyone. We will see you tonight for some time. Well, I don't even know if it's tonight It might be sooner than later. We're gonna be doing a cross the games update show We only got through Europe yesterday was quite the show probably the best show in the entire history of anything ever made in the CrossFit Space what last night show? Yeah. Oh Oh it's crazy. Don't watch it if you want to hear why HWPO sucks. That's the best podcast since 2018 in the CrossFit space. We are going to tell you, we told you last night who from Europe is going to be competing in the games this year and then now eventually we're going to get to, I think we're doing North America. North America could be two separate shows, I don't know, but tonight you'll be getting

the big names, Velner, Fikowski probably, we'll be letting you know whether they're going. They're all in the show? Dude, we just know stuff. Oh no. I'm going on gluten tonight at five o'clock, I'm gonna talk about why Kamala Harris

is probably not even gonna make it to election day. Wow. I'll send you my head. What does that mean? Is that a few hours? If you wanna hear my theory, you're gonna have to find, you're gonna have to election day. Wow. I'll send you my head. What does that mean? You want to hear my theory? You're going to have to find, you're going to have to come watch. Fair enough. I'll be watching it.

Tonight, Taylor's cell phone, what time are you going on that tonight? Five Eastern. Wait, you guys are going live eight Eastern or five Pacific? I don't know when we're going, but we need you on the show. All right, I'll come back. I will have to be on the show. Bye bye.