The Sevan Podcast - KT #24 | $1,500 ON THE LINE

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

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I might just go back to the car. Let's save Christmas. I'm not gonna say that. Say it. All right. Let's save Christmas. There it is. Only in theaters November 15th Andrew Hiller The next victim is waiting in the wing. That's weird.

No, we're at the burpees. Burpee, burpee, burpee, burpee, burpee. Oh my God. What's this? That's blind relentless constant subsidence. That's what I'm talking about. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Welcome to The Greatest Show on the internet where you try to get $1,500 beating Taylor

Self when you know you have no fucking chance. Women and men can both compete. Women have absolutely no chance, but we feel obligated to say that this time and age. Just so you know, Luke Stoltman, who took second place at the rogue invitational, his wife outed him on the internet for banging some dudes and some chicks, which is kind of a weird place to out your husband for that. But anyway, it's turned into a lot of drama. But the strongest man in the world has finally spoken up.

The one who says that strong women are not ugly, and it was inappropriate for Jong-Yong to say they sound like men and that they're ugly. When you search through his 32,000 posts, all you see pictures of are super... Mitchell Hoover is such a cuck. Super... all he does is post pictures of super beef from the CrossFit community. Anyway, Cooper presents the strongest man in the world, says, I feel strangely obliged to put this out there with what has transpired over the past 40 hours in the Strongman world. He's referencing Luke Stoltman banging dudes and that opening gambit is that the same thing that influencers do when they say, hey,

a lot of you guys have been asking where I got my shoes from. It's like nobody asked. One person. Some family men are truly family men. Basically he's saying he doesn't fuck around on his wife like Luke does. There's nothing more important to me than my wife, my baby, and my family. And I take immense amount of pride in that commitment. I guess he's saying he doesn't fuck other chicks. He's married.

For those who follow me and have any skepticism about men putting that message out there I live no double life. Everyone lives a double life What the fuck are you talking about? You probably white from the fucking front to the About the steroids he uses to be the world's strongest man. Yeah, how about I'm saying? Yeah, like he makes this statement and it's like you're late. You're leaning against it It would have been so much better if he posted, yeah, Stoltman be fucking or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait till you see his post tomorrow about how he has not dropped any bombs on

Gaza. I hold no skeletons. Well, then your life sucks. I don't have the energy to lie about who I am. Dude, your whole fucking existence is a lie. Why would you deny something that has nothing at all to do with you? So fucking weird. Cuck me.

All right, Taylor self. There he is, the fittest man in the world. You cannot beat him, but you can try and we can tear you down for it. Caleb Beaver is on the time timer. Bryson Del Monte behind the camera sentinel training, the greatest training program in the world. Also, just for the show only Born Primitive, who donated five million dollars Bryce and Del Monte behind the camera, Sentinel Training, the greatest training program in the world. Also, just for the show only, Born Primitive, who donated $5 million to military personnel

who had outstanding medical bills, now gives you 20% off everything on the website. Use code word, Kill Taylor, for 20% off just while the show is going. Lots of new Savage Ones in the house. Here we go. Bryce and Del Monte, we're ready when you are. Caleb, you ready? Thumbs up from Caleb. All right, I'll give a countdown

and then Taylor wants me to count for him. So I'm gonna be off the mic when he's going. Oh no. 15 toes to bar, nine snatches at 115 for six minutes. This workout is called hell. Hell. Ready, Taylor? Hell. This is called one round for time for alright going in ten seconds hey dude there's a week a chick would win that's

right yeah yeah three I got the splits one Suza nice to see you buddy good to see you I bet Gabby could do this one. Gabby can't do this. Yes, she could. Convenient he filmed this from front on. Sure is. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Why do you say that, Tyler? It's going to be the snatches. Here's why you can't win. There's no one better in the world at toes to bar than Taylor. His grip strength, his flexibility, his cycle rate is outstanding and then no one better is at cycling uh girl weight snatches 17 seconds on the first toe nice look at those flippy floppy grips he's got yeah those are big three is that bryson sneaking is that a handstand push-ups right in the middle of the show yeah he's supposed to be manning the camera. What's he doing over there?

I thought he said he was counting for him. Hey guys, it can't be on the mic. Fucking ghosts and desks. Taylor wearing the savage ones. Man, he's 55 seconds first round. He's coming out really hot. Yeah. So we can talk about how doing the pass on push-ups has some impressive intercostal muscles. Yeah. That is that Bryson?

No, no. Yeah, it is. Just a kid with a big shirt on. His choice in Belmont. Yeah, Jeremy, we might say this is going to be brutal. This is going to be brutal. Is it Hillary's going to be able to keep around a minute? Yeah. And the singles with a 115 bar is really not hard.

Like, if anything, it's going to be grip on the toes to bar. He'll start breaking on around four or five. So he start going, touching, going the last couple seconds. Uh, he'll see a light at the end of the tunnel and he'll start ripping on it. I'm sure. Yeah. 153 finishes the second round. So he's right at a minute.

So he's going to fall off. Yeah, that was a minute. First one was 55. Yeah. It was 105. Yeah. And this is fairground. Cody Baker. Uh Baker you guys want to weigh in on this is this grip or core fatigue heavy? It's it depends on how good you are at total bar. It's correct

If you can't hold on to the total bar bar from multiple resets and it's not grip She's having Taylor if you're as elite as Taylor is it's great because he's on there for what's yet? 45 total bar three rounds unbroken. Yeah already then it becomes a little bit more grippy First time he's done an amrap as far as I remember right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I Wonder why he chose six minutes Does this is fucking terrible? Yeah, why not four minutes or five minutes? Because this is fucking terrible. Yeah, why not four minutes or five minutes? Because someone could beat him in four minutes. Fitness comes into play around minute four.

Yeah. I had a running joke the other day with Bill Leahy. I'm like, hey, do I can beat you in anything under four minutes for that reason. 2.59 finished the third round. He is losing a few seconds each round. He got a 55, 153, and then a 259. Also like his prowess with the toes to bar and his grip that'll start to play in minutes five and six as well, I'm sure.

Guys there are going to be some great paper street coffee deals coming if they haven't started already. He does have some Black Friday deals coming if they haven't started already. He does have some Black Friday deals coming. So go over there. Make sure you check out the paper street coffee. They were starting to get like sideways in his pool on the website. You guys noticed I miss it when he was clean shaved. You think he had any hair on his body at that point?

No naked. you think he had any hair on his body at that point? No, naked mole rat. Damn, that'd be cool. If you were Lizzie. Have you ever done that, shaved your entire body? No. No, I've done it just to know what it feels like. That's a Wolf of Wall Street thing. He's done it four times just to feel.

These days, I'm in here. Eyebrows down. I, as a family man, have never shaven my entire body. He's done it four times just to feel. I, as a family man, have never shaven my entire body. What if you're a swimmer? That's how I want to deny everything I'm never asked about from now on. Is that. You think Taylor says. I felt the urge to reply. How do you know if your man's cheating on you?

He shaves his pubes right before a business trip. I just like the way it feels. Here we go. I think he got off at 26 the previous round. I think he's about 10 seconds behind. I think he's gonna cross the five minute mark here when he finishes. You think a Stoltman dude had a clean shave and nutsack?

No extra furry. Hey can this could the strongmen beat Taylor in this or no way in hell they die? No way in hell. They already had a stroke in round two. They do like five or six strict toes to bar then everything would just fall apart including the rig. That was very similar to the open workout where it was the deadlift and snatches and the nose bar. Bryson tell him he's got to go. Come on let's get this

sixth round in. He won't know. Jeremy you're asking if there's any no reps? From what I found out Taylor can do whatever he wants on this show. Here's the real question, thank you CrossFit, is Peacock hairless? That's a great question. They have feathers don't they? That's the real question. Thank you CrossFit. Is Peacock hairless? That's a great question. That's the chick he cheated with supposedly. Supposedly. Allegedly. I think they were swingers and the wife's just pissed she wasn't there for that last one. I think it's wild that he cheated.

Oh, touch, first one's touch and go. He's going for it. He's going for it. Four. Five. Ten seconds. Just over there doing handstand push ups. Seven. Wow, Taylor. Damn. One total bar. One total bar. Got it. Got it. One total bar. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. I gave it to him. Fuck off. All right. Well, you don't be wrong. If someone else gets that toes to bar, they win.

I love it. I had six rounds written down. I did a competition years ago and one of the workouts had toes around it. And my the, you know, I topped the bridge or whatever of my foot was hitting the bar instead of my toes. And I got no rep. Is that a no rep or a rep? No, it's not. No, it's not.

Adrian, anyone, someone at your caliber of fitness in CrossFit? Listen, every fucking time I mention CrossFit, you bring this shit up. You talk about going on your fucking assault bike at length, ad nauseam. Anytime you do, if you make an attempt, you get the rep, buddy, for where you're at. Just so you know. Jesus, what a fucking nut shot. What are you talking about? We'll go ahead and count that one for you.

I think Peter's fitter than you give him credit for. I think he could be even closer to the odds. I don't think he is. You know what, he is fitter than me. He was telling me, what's your fastest hundred burpee time, Pedro? Oh, six something, early six. Six to one. Yeah.

I don't know if I can do that. Hey, when I was on the... And I should be able to beat him. If I could beat him in anything, it should be that. When I was on the fucking... I do knees to elbows. What's that rogue show? The tailgate.

They were talking about there was an eating competition happening because I don't know why. But for the for the first minute of the eating competition, Pat Sherwood basically called me fat for like 90 seconds. Wow. He was like, oh, I don't know what I do. Are you a big wings guy? And I was like, no, I don't like there's too much work. And big wings guy? And I was like, no, I don't like there's too much work and I just don't like there's a lot of stuff I don't like about wings.

And he was like, oh, what would you eat then? Cookies. And I just kind of stared back at him. He goes ice cream. And I just stared back and I was like, no, probably not. And then I can't remember the third thing he said, but it was another like dessert food. You should have just under your breath and like, damn, no wonder why Sivan thinks you're such a bitch. I would have said, I would have said your mom's ass.

Better from the guy who improved CrossFit. You should have said, hey, did you ever cheat on anyone, Pat? Oh, I would have diverted it. Oh, shit. I'd like to take this time to make a post. Anytime you made funny things, I should know. I've never cheated on anyone. Never been involved in cheating. Especially my diet. This is Owen Chronicles.

I think you're cheating on things. Yes. Taylor? Oh, no, no, no. I was building on it. Okay, go ahead, Sen. If you want a link to try to beat Taylor and get the 1500 bucks, very simple workout toes to bar snatch. Everyone has options for that. That is not safe.

Hey, we were talking about gym dogs during the affiliate video contest and Mason had a crazy story. Some dog freaking bit the dust under a heavy deadlift got squished. Oh, we got murdered. Murdered. Well, well so But yeah, he's still ongoing investigation Say that again, Susie, you know a story about a dog that died under a heavy deadlift

Yeah Mason from the show ain't on top of that He did a 300 pound clean Mason did and as he went to like he cleaned it He stood up at the bar and he dumped it a dog a small dog came running from behind him and almost ran directly underneath the frickin bar and he said that at one of his uh, oh shit Stunts just showing off and he said that at the gym later that day Somebody did a heavy deadlift and it squished the dog and I was like dude. it crazy did people he said it was pretty traumatic and I guess the scene was gnarly did the dog die?

fuck yeah wow under the deadlift bar what kind of dog? under the deadlift bar not the one that mason dropped was it a pug? I don't know we didn't get into specifics hey lay off hitter hey do you want to hear do you want to hear all right you want to hear a crazy story

how small this world is this only fans chick that I'm friends with? What is he says that once a show Friends with an only fancy actually like our first uses like a pay-alike Like a filthy rich crazy super beef only fans chick I'm friends with there's Someone who's participated in kill Taylor's all up in her DMS. You said you weren't gonna tell anybody. It's just advice about I mean, I would like to make this time to take.

Yeah. I'm like, wow. I'm like, wow, this is a small world. No, not Allison. Different only fans girl. It's Bryson. This girl's never been on the show. She's not affiliated with the show at all.

I mean, I ain't hating on the guy for trying. So he was a contestant on the show? Yeah, he was a contestant. One of our contestants is... Wait, does the contestant also have the OnlyFan and maybe it's just a collab? Just a couple of yaders Continuum trans function or from Texas, you know What are their names what are their names

I don't remember their names, but they remind me of those two dudes from dude. Where's my car? Gay gauge is one of them. That's a name. Yeah, Gage. I can't believe you just rattled off the Continuum Transmission like that. You gotta protect that thing. Alright, we will be hearing from

Taylor very shortly to find out the difficulty of that workout. Yeah. Places that connect us to something bigger, that remind us to appreciate the bold and applaud the fearless. Places that remind us how similar we all are at the core. Explorers and dreamers. Places that bind us to what we could be if we went just a little bit further. There's more to you than imaginable hidden out there in the unknown.

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beginning real estate agent. Wow. I see that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a cozy little two up two down. Oh shit.

Did you see the text we got seven? I only sell oh Wow That's amazing. Yeah, that is amazing. Wow rude. I would like to take this time to make a post and say that I We just got you'll soon what the Texas? Hi, I'm Taylor Self. I sell homes to white supremacists. Trump's America, baby.

Yeah, huge market now. It's a growing market. Thank you. You guys going to get your born primitive shirt? I'm a white supremacist in a closeted homosexual. My name is Taylor Self. Buy a home for me. I mean, dude, he he he looks like both. Taylor. Hi. Where is he? Oh, did we lose him?

Hey, what's up buddy? Fuck you. All right. Hey, very impressive, very impressive sixth round buddy. You made us proud. That was crazy. Touching go, touching go. Thanks.

Yeah, that was nuts. I thought I was gonna have to break up the Toza bar from the start, but that was actually my plan. But my plan changed when I started. That was easy. What did anything happen to your grip? Your grip didn't look to fatigue at all.

The last two rounds, the other pretty pretty bad. The last two rounds from reps 10 to 15 were really, especially on the last round, I was potentially going to come down, but figured bucket. Yeah, that's why you're going to win. By the way, your arms look huge. You're left. Your left arm looks fucking massive. Popping, bro.

I mean, Bryson are doing some fucking bodybuilding. What's the what's the facial hair scenario here? What's the plan? My wife told me, because I was just growing a beard out a little bit, and she was like, why don't you try to go tea? Yeah, she's like, I'm really into bike gangs lately. Well, you just. I would say more like elementary school softball coaches.

But she told me to do that. And then I did it and she's like, I hate it. And I was like, I kind of like it. So are you bodybuilding because you're having a mental health crisis? No, Bryson is like 180 pounds. He needs to put on 15 pounds. So I'm showing him.

Not do 500 calories on the bike. Huh? Tell him to stop doing 500 calories on the bike. Or even those are my workouts. He needs to do those too. He just needs to eat enough and he is. Rice has never done any sort of like. Tried to put it, you know what I mean?

He's, he's been a soccer player and then he just went to CrossFit. He's never done like any bro lifting and he's got a female upper body. So we're just trying to get him. Yo, so that's what it is. Okay. We couldn't put our finger on it earlier. I just want his back to look better when I got him faced down in the bed, you know, this is what makes me, what kind of question is this?

Can you send the link please to the UK? First of all, can you send the link please UK? No that's you know. Can you send the link please Oak? Can you send the link please? Oak is a new slang word. It's like you have to have an IQ over 50. First of all, to give it a show.

It's giving me text the number above 928-583-3903. And I was sorry, if you're outside of America, you can put plus one nine to eight. So you can still text in. Yeah, we can. We can send the link to the moon. What are you fucking new to technology? It's a myth. We've never even landed there yet.

No, but we look forward to you dropping in to the show. Taylor, why you said that no one's going to beat you, that you're going to hunker down and kill Taylor is now going to be your focus. Did you choose this workout knowing no one can beat you? I hope you did. Are you how confident are you knowing no one could beat you? I hope you did. How confident are you no one can beat you? I didn't. I was just thinking of a power snatch workout

that I wanted to do and something that was just pretty like anyone can do it but that I would be still really good at. And this is the one I came up with. Did you see what this douche canoe posted the other day I think he's flexing on you Look at this guy. There's a way look at this guy what he posted this fucking big farmer. Oh Let me see if I can

Yeah, this yeah, what's he what that's actually 20 inches? Oh, okay good. All right Perfectly timed these landed right on top of the bang. What is it? What is he thinking? And that's actually a 50 and he's not touching both heads to the ground. Hey, you don't learn how to do a repto standard you fucking dork That's his word Yeah, I know and I took it Just like I took a virginity How is he flexing on Taylor here Sevan just because like I saw that and I thought he's trying to send a message to Taylor Like hey don't think you're gonna squeeze me out of the game with any big fancy box jump

Taylor looks like Steve Austin kill Taylor. He's never got it. He's never gonna beat me again on the show He probably beat you out. Oh shit, here he comes. He's gonna beat me on this one? He's gonna call the tech again right now. I hope he calls out on this one. We're gonna bring him into the show right now. You really have no fear of mental? Damn it.

Okay, here come the requests. Thank you. Oh yeah. This worked out so easy. Cosmic Krypton, here we come. What is all that? Were you scared of the workout today? The pain you were going to have to go through?

Yeah, I was a little nervous about it. I wasn't sure what I was going to do. I think that's typically when I'm most nervous is when I like, like it was kind of similar to 24.1. I thought I was going to step up all the burpees and I wasn't sure, I'm jumping up. And I was kind of with this one, you know, I was like, I'm not sure if I should break the toes apart from the smart, from the start to be smart. From the smart. And then, three, two, one, go. I was like, fuck it, I'm just going to go unbroken. If you're not sure what to buy over at the Born Primitive website, I can highly recommend

the Savage Ones and their joggers are absolutely free to go. And if you're interested in buying them, I'm going to be posting a link to the site where you can buy them. And if you're interested in buying them, I'm going to to go unbroken. If you're not sure what to buy over at the Born Primitive website, I can highly recommend the Savage Ones and their joggers are absolutely amazing. KilTaylor20 is the code. Go ahead, Pedro. Tyler, what did you just do there? Don't buy these. You know why?

Why? Guess who sent me an email last week. Who? Tucker Carlson's out pouches. Out. know why why you sent me an You're talking about nicotine. Yeah, I used to use them so much and Lizzie hates them. So get this. You know how when you buy something new, you get a box and a little silica gel pouch comes in and some of them kind of look like a zin pouch.

So I pulled one on the box. I was like, hey, Lizzie, this came with nicotine pouches. It's hilarious. At least I thought it was funny. Did she believe you? What do you what? Why? Why?

Yeah. What do you do that for? He wants to start smoking, but he wants to start gentle. you. Why does she believe you? Oh my god, dude. Oh, so dude. So I didn't know we had any hermaphrodites. Look at this photo of this guy. I didn't know we had hermaphrodites to watch the show. That's cool. Diverse and inclusive. The use of profanity and using all caps is a clear sign of an inferior mind.

That person- Thank you. That person looks like just foreskin pulled over a face. Hey, five baby emojis is the sign for maps, miners attracted persons. Can't say atheist, this is God, and I'm not very happy about that comment. Oh shit. Who is that? Yeah, Mr. Atheist, where do you get your morals from if you're an atheist?

I always find that people who type with all caps are really reasonable people. Hey, how do I know you voted for Kamala because you're trying to censor us? How do I know you liked dildos in your ass because you voted for Kamala? See how that works? Algebra. Algebra. See, like, Jerry said it too. That was Scott.

He's our correspondent. He would know. He knows. He's like, oh my God, I recognize the voice. You were not on the ground writhing, Taylor, which is a little bit of a surprise. Maybe I'm just really fit right now. Yeah, okay. All right.

Does any part of you wish you would have done seven rounds? Oh, like seven rounds in that workout or seven minutes? Sorry, no, sorry, seven minutes. I apologize. Seven minutes. Looking back, I think seven, I think, man, I was, I think seven minutes would have been good too. But I don't know, I don't know how I would have been on the seventh minute. I went pretty hard to get the sixth round done. Because Bryson doesn't usually offer up commentary before,

but he said, oh, I go, how's Taylor doing? He goes, he knows this one's going to hurt. He's probably nervous. But you, I mean, you were were you recovered faster than most work these are two of my best movements barbell cycling where it like requires a lot of discipline um like singles is one of my like one of my best movements and then toes to bar and grip stamina i'm really good and i just have generally i have a really good you know metabolic conditioning um it's fine. Yeah I don't think anyone's beating me today. Tyler was about to start a story that's absolutely false he started with I Have a Buddy. Go ahead Tyler I'd like to hear this. Well there's just a lot of talk about cursing going on in the in the chat right now. I have a buddy who is in prison for 10 years for trafficking cocaine

and we talked about cursing. We talked about cursing, because I curse quite a bit. And I was like, Dale, I don't ever hear you curse. And he was like, it's an inverse thing. And in prison, it like signifies weakness. It means you're kind of a bitch. When you swear? Yeah.

That's why I swear. Yeah. So I understand. He was like, out in the real world, that's why I swear. Yeah, so I understand. He was like out in the real world. It's not like that at all. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I swear because it's funny. Always funny. Jake Chapman CrossFit.

Taylor looks like a black guy dressed up as a white guy. That's cool. That's a compliment, dude. I'm one of the 30. I'm one of the 52 percent of black men that voted for Trump. Does this guy start every comment with a fucking top hat emoji? Is he playing Monopoly?

What the fuck is going on? Hey dude, he's from your country. When you see shit like baby emojis and a top hat, he's from, he's not from America. That's not from America. Is he like YOLO? I know Rambler's YOLO, but YOLO is a spammy. I wrote a long writing.

What? I also have written a long writing. A long writing. but I wrote a long writing. What I also have written a long writing You could ever write long I put a long dick into your mom's ass Person Go to all of his videos the real person. It's Susan. Go to all of his videos. Wait wait wait wait. Two videos. from Barstool. Dude get out of

this guy 100% has child porn on his laptop for sure. Oh god. Oh this is a Russian spam bot for sure. No dude it's not. I hope it is. Sorry. That means we made it Ukrainian. He says, you'll always witness dude. South African X. Is he really is he? Witness.

Oh, no, he's a hundred percent a child pedo. Taylor, do you practice these workouts in entirety before you do? No, I've never done this workout before, but I was, it was giving me 15.1. I was like, Oh, this is really a lot like 15.1. Yeah. It was a good workout for me. Um, we're low lives. This is this. I think this is the most, I think this is the most like accessible, maybe one of the most accessible workouts we've done, if not the most, I think. Absolutely. I love this workout. I would say

it's more accessible than the burpee drag rope. Oh way more today because most people don't have a drag rope But all of them have the equipment you did this workout with Anti-atheist you guys are low-lives we know thank you Hang out you'll learn you'll learn to love us that guy Grammatical yeah, it would it be L. I V ES or L. I F ES. It's about the word count Pedro You have to write long lines. Low lives. You got to write low lives.

Sorry. That is a good one. Long writing. Do we have an answer for that? Is it low lives or low lives? That's a great question. I think it's F. But it's definitely not one word.

Who is this guy? I like him. I have no idea. Oh, there's a movie made, Low Lives, but an F. I know he made low life like that. I Also like helping for a long time You guys are fucking terrible judges of character I think happening this guy are PICs, you know partners and Partners in child sex exploitation Colon partners a low life low lives a low life an informal disapproving term for a person Who's considered morally unacceptable or despicable?

That was a big win for me. I needed this to be true. My dude is are there really no collars? I needed this today How can doesn't do that hitter? Wow, people are soft as fuck. I would like to since you're giving us feedback I would like to since you're giving us feedback, I would like to give you a feedback anti atheist give up a few things that you're super sure about and enjoy your life. Let go a little bit buddy. Dabble in. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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Yeah, that 30 seconds will wipe you out. Yeah, there's a video on this guy's channel about swearing and how it's a bad influence. Oh, let's check it out. Is it long writing? No, it's literally nine seconds long. Short writing. I get it. It's literally nine seconds long. Short, short writing garage. Jim's subscribed. Are you ready for this?

What's this guy got to say? Let's see the long. It's eight seconds long. Oh, perfect. My right. Say the F word as much as you feel like, but it may not always be the wisest course of action if you're trying to get someone to pay attention to you.

That's it. I fucked your mom. I pay attention to my wife every time she says the F word. What's wild is this guy's paying attention to this show while everyone's swearing. What's gonna get more attention if you shout bomb or if you shout fuck a bomb? Do it in a crowded room, we'll see.

or if you shout fuck a bomb in a crowded room, we'll see. Hey, if anybody watching or anybody watching knows anybody that does concrete work in Charlotte, please send me a message. When you put that up in your story about I need a concrete slab, were you expecting someone to come and deliver one slab of concrete? No, that's not what it looks like. That's somebody who does concrete work. Did you buy a house, Taylor? Is that what's going on? We're under contract for a house and I'm getting a garage. I'm getting a metal garage put on, put in the backyard and I just need a concrete pad for dope. So you're already,

you haven't gotten the house yet, but you're already looking at making improvements. I that's the first, well, I'm building a fence that needs to happen first and simultaneously. I'm getting that metal, I'm getting that garage put in. Are, I'm building a fence that needs to happen first. And simultaneously, I'm getting that metal, getting that garage put in. Are you going to build the fence? That's going to be. Yeah, I'm going to build the fence. Failed attempts at buying a house, but you didn't tell us about the successful one. Because it's like we're under contract, but we haven't closed on it yet. So you weren't under contract with any of the others, were you?

No. Were you under contract with any of the others? I was under contract with one, like really early on, but we decided halfway through we got an inspection some shit was messed up and we just didn't want it. Oh, oh, Mark. That's a good Omar. Con Connejo build a wall. It's gonna be a wood wall. But really, I don't know. 20 feet. No, my dogs will keep anything and anyone out. Be concrete slab. Marco Calderon, I just dropped a born primitive using a kill

Taylor 20. Thank you. Very good. He got this t shirt. It makes us laugh you retard. That's what it does for me. I laugh when seven does it seven last when I do it when you laugh, you're happy. When you diddle kids, you are whatever you are. So I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I balls deep in her. I think he's a 4B. I as a family man would just like to state that I have also never had intercourse. Feel strangely obligated to post this. And you're killing it. Three kids and no intercourse. That's a fine. Oh, he just rolls over the way, man.

A lot of close friends. Oh, yes. Feel free to call in Mr. Weirdo, feel free to call in. That's a good top. I can't believe no one's calling in. This is crazy. I just want to. Steiner used all caps in the top.

That's actually Meadow Keith. That's a pseudonym. The anti-ethnicist. Oh, this is the worst. This scares me so much. Sloppy. People are afraid of my dogs, but the biggest thing I worry about is someone asking if they want to go for a ride

and taking them, because I'll absolutely fall for that. My neighbor had his dog stolen out of his backyard in the house I live in now. Really? That's a good-looking Zambo. Yeah, it was the best-looking pit bull I've ever seen in my life. Not like a short, ugly one.

He was tall, he had to have been like 55 pounds, like the most liver, kind of bright brown. Not like a, you know how like a pale red pit bull looks? It was a deeper brown than that. And he had this white strip on his chest and he was the prettiest dog ever, dude. And he came home from work one day. He's like, hey, you haven't happened to see my dog, have you?

Like he, I went to the store. I left him in the backyard. He came back, he was gone. And the dog never jumped the fence. I think we think somebody took him. Was it a male? Yeah. And he was the sweetest dog. He was such a sweet dog. Male dogs can smell pussy in the neighborhood, like for miles.

And sometimes they do that. They split. There was guys around here like 18 months ago, maybe two years ago. And it was during when fucking lockdown and shit. And they were driving house to house and hopping fences, taking dogs. So like there was dogs in whole housing estates, just like 20 dogs going missing all at once. That's fucked. My dog would destroy someone if they jumped over our fence. Like they were not nice. They're not friendly.

Hey, I had a friend who was a mechanic and he had a mechanic shop and he had a Doberman and a female Doberman and she had puppies and someone came by while he was working under a car and took the whole box of puppies and the mother. Holy shit. Yeah, that's crazy, right? Yeah, he was heartbroken. You know, do you know that like kind of wire that's not chicken wire, it's like bigger, it's like rectangular wire, it's like hog wire that you put on fences.

My dog, my girl dog has taken There's a spot on the fence where she likes to park. Yeah, she is a bitch She she either she's got this spot where she can see the road and she has bitten the fence out and it looks like somebody Like shot a missile through it. It's all splayed out from where she's just pulled the wire and she's got she's always got scabs all over Her head the wire and she's got she's always got scabs all over her head. She's an Australian cattle dog. She is a savage. So fuck somebody. Oh my goodness. I did. And YouTube has a policy against YouTube. Dude. guy nearing his bare butthole.

You dude's on his 12thole you. On his twelve that's educational content that dude is on his twelfth booster crazy how that dude around me a helping he's already crying to daddy big platformer. How helping is a

daddy cryer daddy. I cannot believe it you're a little good at that I had no idea. Every time I got helping bent over in the bed. We've sent out three links, but everyone's scared. Johnson had done the workout three times. Can't handle it. Can't fucking handle these. I just want to shit on the city of Chicago for a minute. How dare you. Listen to guys in here is fucking atrocious and I will say It's I like there's there you could try to park somewhere and it'd be like seven-day parking and then you go to the meter

And it's like yeah gotcha. It's two hours. What's city fucking assholes in Chicago? Yeah, Chicago fucking sucks. I will say movies are filmed there though. Oh wow. This is a big surprise Brianna's in Chicago at the check-in last night for the high rocks event the I Would say over half of the population are CrossFitters. Well, of course, of course, of course, hey Over Khalifa made a video where he tried he did a high rocks like at his gym. He said basically it almost broke him. What's the limitations of him referring to himself as a CrossFit Games champ? Can he do that forever or does he need to put like an asterisk and say it

not current or like not recent? He has to ask Daniel Brand. That's what I was going to say. Wow, you made it. I'm ready. Wow. You made it. Thank you. Nerd CrossFit. How are you? Welcome to you. You ready? I'm ready. Hey, can you pull up your sleeves a little bit? You look like you're hiding some guns

under there. Let me see those things. Uh oh. She's Irish, right? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. And how difficult would it be to get you to turn your phone sideways? How many watches do you have on? Oh, they're wrist wraps, nevermind. There we go. Oh!

Apparently it'd be very difficult. Hey, this, are you, are you, you're a 35 to 39 games athlete, right? No, well, I went to the games this year, 35, 39, but I was actually 40 when I was there, so. Ah. Wow, congratulations, all right. You think you have a shot at this? Absolutely. Okay. Yeah. I was actually forty when I was Wow, it's gonna get the right workout up. We will have to see. The workout is 15 toes to bar, nine snatches, 80 pounds. The Irish lad, lattice will be using.

Okay, I'm not Irish. Not Irish. And I'm half lad, so that's okay. I'm cool with that. What are you? What are you? From UK. What did you say?

You're half lad, is that what he said? I don't know if I can do that. What's your name? You're half lad, is that what he said? I don't know what that means. You're one testicle. What? Don't make fun of that. Em, I have a question for you real quick. I keep seeing about all this crazy censorship of people being arrested in the UK for stuff they're posting on social media. Is that real? As the world's population grows, so does the need for resources like potash to support sustainable food production.

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No, okay good. All right Okay six plus remember this if you come off the toes the bar you've already lost. All right. It's also not true. That is true. Oh, shit. Look, this guy's not cent. All right. It's also not true. That is true. Oh shit. Look, this guy's not censoring. He's just sending us to an education camp guys. Oh, thanks guys.

Education camp. Just need to be reeducated. Well thank Taylor. You're screwed. Her body. You are always welcome here and thank you for the education. You're going to lose. We appreciate you.

Is this the girl girl you're in big trouble Taylor if I get beat by a 40 year old girl I'm gonna drive right on across the border to Mexico you wanna go anyway name and good and hey hello hello and your thoughts on something not on something whenever you're ready whenever you ready em is this really Emma day and Oh, yeah. That's all right. You're going to bar finished late. So it's a good. It doesn't matter. Wow.

You have the most beautiful armpits I've ever seen. God, I want to like the inside of those. Wow. Wow. Watching Taylor's effort. Oh, I'm watching. Oh, you got to stand all the, I'm watching. Oh, shit. You gotta stand all the- there we go.

Oh, no. Yeah. We don't even know if there's a floor down there. One drop of perspiration has already come down. 39 seconds. Wow, Taylor, you're screwed. A person in the room, tell her like get up there a little bit more I think a lot of bit more. Yeah, she's gonna stand all the way up back to our fucking overlords

1500 on the line Wow She is absolutely smashing it Forefathers would be pissed you lost money to the English. Hey, my little secret, you're gonna need to like smash the shit out of Taylor. One form permit. Don't go six plus two, just keep going. He finished two rounds in the time it took Taylor to do one round, people.

Holy shit. These are better. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Holy shit. Good. Taylor's like, fuck, I should have gone 85. I should have made him do 85. 126. She's behind pace. Taylor was at 121. He was 154 off of this. No, this is her fourth round.

Oh shit. No, you're right. She's a whole round ahead of them. I like this comment quite a bit. That's not even 115. So the whole thing. Those are beautiful. That's not even 115. So the whole thing. Those are beautiful. Oh my goodness. Use the code word kill 20 at born primitive to get 20% off while the show Wow, she just she just stared container down through the lens as well.

She's like, she's purposely slowing down damn Yeah, or she's hurting like a son of a bitch Where's born pretty we sent her some savage one. She's a savage. This is incredible. I think that's sacrilegious Shit I know she's a minute and 40 seconds ahead of Taylor. Holy balls. It's seriously and it got awkward. So, I just okay. I mean, you should probably keep moving a little bit. It's not a minute and 40 seconds ahead. You idiot. She's yeah, you're

you're 40. Yes. No, she's 40 seconds ahead. She's not. Oh my god. You're retarded. She's she's on her 10th round. It's Caleb running the clock because it's not, oh my god, you're retarded. She's on her 10th round. Is Caleb running the clock because it's moving at half-spin? Oh, you're right, you're right. Sorry, you're right. She's on round 25. Is she on round four? She's on round four now, yeah.

What time is the end of the finish round for? Yeah, we're good. Go, go, go! There's even 15 reps got you got three minutes. 15. How many was it? I see not been doing 15 toes about the whole time. You guys wait, go just go ahead. Check Caleb was a Caleb go

back to the game. Yeah Caleb I'm not sure. What's going on. This is an abortion of a workout that was wild. That's a very unusual adjective. Just getting I'm bringing it back.

You're looking it up to see if I've never seen this level of confusion in a workout. And she's going to win. That's what I'm saying. She's got to get off at 5.07. Three, four, five. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. Keep going.

Keep going. Six. I love the camera. I don't know if it's lying on the ground, so she doesn't have to put the barbell all the way down. Eight, nine, four, four, five. You're going to need way down. Eight. Nine. Four forty five. You're gonna need to go. Go!

Yeah, you gotta go! You gotta go! No, no, take your time. Oh, no, Raph! You gotta hit the toe to the bar. There we go. Tell her to do an extra one on this round because she missed the first one.

I said do an extra one. Do an extra one to do an extra one on this round because you missed the first one. I said there's an extra one. There's an extra one. Eight more. Eight more. incredibly fit and just also incredibly confused. I think she hit her head on the first match. Taylor feels that way a lot. Five twenty you can't be doing. Keep going

keep going keep going keep Oh Close Hey, I want to tell you something you did the first two rounds in the time it took him to do one round yes you were 104 you were and he was 55 the the the the the the

the the the the the other brother. What's up brother. Zane and- and- that other game. Are you are you in in the correlation to an only fans- user. Yes what's now no no you don't okay got. All right, Zach. You

that's solid. All right dude. All right. I will tell you when to go you ready. Fuck. You're ready. Three two one action. These guys get to come out to the to the it in Arizona. What is this guy weight 275. Springs in this bar. Hey you know.

Officer doofy. Fourteen fifteen cleaning my room and for the record- M definitely did all fifteen of her total barn those early What's this guy's name cage basically we screwed her yeah Brandon No, I screwed her And hey look that's part of the show just Don't let your fucking clock cut off and you gotta have the brains along with the blowing by now.

Yeah, she got confused there. She got in her head and she got all crumbled. She was crushing it though. Alright, 57 seconds for that first round. Two seconds behind Taylor. He's off base. What kind of exercises do you think he does with that weed whacker? You talking about his wainer? Man shit. Thank you. Two seconds behind Taylor. He's off the base. What

do you think? What kind of exercise do you think he does with that weed whacker? You're talking about his wiener. Man **** I'm talking about that. Uh is that a fitness equipment? What kind of holes are you digging? US Navy Seal. Are you

a is he a Navy Seal? No, but he's got the flag. Dude, yeah, maybe he is. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the Oh, you're slowing up cage. Let's go buddy. Go to 12. It's possible to have three good looking brothers like these guys are. Yeah, the dad's got to be proud. I bet you they could barbecue like a son of a bitch too.

That's what you have when you don't put. Hey, look, he's ready for the heavy rope when the heavy rope competition comes in Yeah, that's like a weighted fucking cable with spandals Jesus crime It's got a pound and a half cable look at what happens when you don't have fluoride in your water Look how he left the hundred pound dumbbells out. So we'll think he's strong He just got him out baby come on Come on, Zach the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-

the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- bitches a little more and also the clock I was on my fucking toes hit the bar so suck language language hmm Zach are you maybe seal are you maybe seal Zach okay oh oh stolen baller damn you just gave him an excuse to rest as well

lawn chairs you're doing we don't have count we don't have count he sits in the the the the the the the the the

the the the the Oh, you're the man. Gage is gonna do it. Congrats. Ariel Lowen? Stop it. You're screwed. Oh, we got Gage. The female has weighed. I changed it. It's actually 95. Nice stair master.

I want that stair master. Wow. Turn your camera sideways and we're ready to go, Gage. We're ready to go. I hope he just gets on the stair master. Dear Bill and Katie. What's up, baby? Yeah, that stair master is crazy. the- yeah. I'm ready to go. On the stair master dear bill and Katie what's up baby. Yeah that that's their master

stupid workout the female weight hey Ariel if you're listening female weights one fifteen. Look slightly more redneck than your brother. Can you hear. Yeah you all hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. We got you. When's the last time you DMed an OnlyFans girl? Oh man.

Tuesday. Great answer. How the **** did they know? Alright, Zach warmed the bar up for you. Luke Stoltman told us. Gage, looks like the girl who got hot coffee spilled on her back in the grocery store kind of all right You guys have the exact same legs you and your brothers. I Really like their gym. You see they just had a conference table on the other side, too They work out in the shit done very professional the anti-atheists would appreciate this. Yeah

This is a startling lack of top hats though. That's fucking gay. Hey guys, you know we're uh 55 minutes into an hour show, right? Yeah. Say that again. 15 toes to the bar, then nine snatches, right? Yes, sir. Okay. That is

alright. Thank you, sir. Get it in there. Take your hammer out of your pocket. Damn, we have to. Louder than everyone else and he doesn't have a mic. That's how it rolls, baby. Dude, I turned myself down on the last show. I don't know what's going on with

my sound. It's alright. Just embrace it. Yeah. Alright. Everybody. What are you wearing? We're ready when you are. Caleb, you ready? You ready, Mr Beaver? Alright. Thumbs up to you too, buddy. Thumbs up your butt. We gotta work on your redneck accent. That wasn't it.

Here we go. Alright, he's on pace guys. If I was in the same room as you right there, I would have backhanded you. Yeah, probably twice. Savage one time. He's not grace. Boom. Hey, how much is that big ass fan right there on the ceiling?

Fucking four grand. That's not a big ass fan. No. Hey, how much is that big-ass fan right there on the ceiling fucking? Even if it's a jerry-fan that's still gonna be eight to ten thousand dollars 24 seconds. It's crazy not to mention it probably Oh those bounces are gonna hurt him. Yeah, oh he's in trouble already You're doing great. Go, go, go instead. This is such a, I fucked up, dude. I can't believe I fucked up the women's waltz. This is bullshit. Either I told that to you. Ariel's hearing you and you're scared that Ariel's coming.

Yeah, I'm scared, dude. It's basically an empty barbell for Ariel, bro. He's terrified. Fuck you guys. I love you. I'm scared of Ariel too. Dylan, go away. Go away, Dylan. He's terrible You guys This gym is just one big flex they got the stair the nice stair master he's got the big-ass fan It's clean as shit. It's all clean, but it's not too clean. It's not HWOP clean

Yeah It doesn't have matching buckets. Yeah, that's how you know it's good the the the the the the the the the Great point, Natalie. Yes, because they actually... That's a great point. They have to work out in there.

Killers, an asshole. What? Up next, Ariel Lowen. Hard to use it when all your athletes are elsewhere. A crash. For 1,500 bucks. Can JR charge rent for that? For what? For their athletes working out at crash. He sends HOPO an invoice. You know Dylan's going to buy a truckload of dildos off of eBay that were at P. Diddy's house with that money. Oh, fuck, that was fun. He's already started bidding on him hey did you guys watch the Tyson fight that's

suck ass that was pretty terrible it was oh my god he's moving us dude that's what I that's what I'm gonna start doing every kill I'm gonna do what Mike Tyson did before that he came into the fight he just turns around and his ass gets a bear like I'm gonna do what Mike Tyson did before he came into the fight. He just turns around and his ass gets a bear. Like I'm gonna cut the butt, cut the butt cheeks out of my pants every time I do KillTaylor. Tyler finished these at 259, at 259. Use code word, KillTaylor20, KillTaylor20. Bring Ariel on already. We're already at 59 minutes. Just bring it. He's not gaging. No, he's on pace. You are Yeah, yeah, he's right. He's holding it in. He's six seconds off pace

That's nothing. That's nothing You quit you kidding me you were there You quit before your brother quit just so you know. He lasted longer. You were six seconds behind. You can't touch him. Don't worry about it, Gage. Don't worry about it.

Good job, buddy. Great work. We'll see you later. All right, bring her on. Bring her on. I got shit to do. All right. If the other redneck's coming on, I got to go.

And kick Mason's head. Oh, drum roll. Mason's got a rock. Aaron Lohan in the house. I gotta go and I was I was dropping a dookie watching the. I. That's. I. Was your.

If she wins what's your cut. I'm just not working today. It's a day off. Okay area. I'm just not working today. Yeah. It's a day off. It's got a day off. OK, Ariel, you get the day off. If you win, let's see it. OK, I face. Do I have to face you on the Toaster Bar?

You do what you want. You're the queen. I don't know. You have to face us. You have to face us. I would make some reviews. Yes. Race you on.

Race you on. Race you on. Do whatever you want. And you can't do the snatches unbroken. That's one of the workout rules. Oh, no, I'm going singles all the way. I like how their faces are so close. I like that.

Yeah, guys, can you come a bit closer? Can you move a bit closer? Is that the first kiss on the show? I think so. That's the first female male kiss on the show. I reckon if we had Cage and his brother back on next week, there might be another case for Ariel. You're the first straight woman we've ever had on the show.

Oh, no, you all see that clock up there? Yeah. Yeah. We'll have our own anyway. So don't worry. Yeah, you're good. This setup is amazing. Rachel, we're ready.

Even you are. Is this the new gym? Right, rock. Let's make sure we're ready to go. This is the old gym. Oh. Dylan, how'd you get that black eye? Oh, shut up. By not listening to me.

All right. He keeps that pimp hand strong. Oh my God. Respect. All right. We're ready when you are Caleb you ready all right you ready all right it's gonna count down at the top of that clock up there already frozen here we go all right all right ten seconds are you gonna pinged for their music or no?

I'm counting. No, we'll keep talking over anything. You guys just shut your mouth so I don't lose count. Hey, that's exercise. Let's go. No, I think it's pecs of gas for handstand pushups. Don't ruin a good story. Oh, it's an exercise mirror.

I think she's sponsored by them. What an honor it is to have Ariel Owen on the show. Do you think she trains out of this garage? Shut the fuck up. Don't be gay Larry, you have to count red. Her dumbbell rack is awesome. Hey Hillary, did you see that? She's on pace.

Yeah, those bounces are going to fuck her too no she's flying civics we'll see is it ridiculous or normal that she's decorating Christmas trees in November I would have paid for a November 1st decorator. That's crazy for you Yeah, good point. There's people in the south. I they get on it. Yeah I bet you know if she was not rogue. Oh Good point 11 13

Damn minute 15 I can work a 40 pound bridge on this. 15. Damn! Minute 15. She's got to get off at 153 to match Taylor's speed. Yeah, Storm Williams got multiple Christmas trees. Absolutely. If your bar is bouncing like that, you're screwed. You will not beat Taylor.

She's going to destroy Taylor. No. is nine seconds ahead of Taylor. Two, three, four. So smooth on the toes. Form is breaking down on the toes to bar. Hang on eight, nine, ten. Dylan's a better counter than Taylor because he's quicker to say the number. Taylor longer to think of the next number. the next number. Fifteen seconds ahead. Fifty nine so she is losing time on the snatches two fifty nine. It's I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Man, that's so infuriating to bounce. Yeah, what's up with

the center? You know, dear Bill and Katie. Dead drop plates. Ariel needs some dead stop plates. Oh gosh. You made up some ground there. 19 seconds ahead. One. Thank you. I would like five skier extent across the Livermore. You have any there?

I only have one. I saved up money for 10, and I had to give them to the building owner. Wow. It was so devastating. Our toes are back in line. Our toes are back in line. Oh, her transitions are money.

Jesus. Wow. Hey, she could really make it places. She could probably go to the games if she wanted to. Oh, she's not. Hey, she might've just gotten the zone. She might've just warmed up. Yep. Oh no, She is like a four. The time to be three forty. She's a 23 seconds ahead now. Break him. Break him. You have to break him. I bet you

that Jim in Kentucky didn't pay 16 grand a month in rent either. No, no, no, she's got it. Oh no. 11. Well, that was a quick break. Yeah, it was quick. That was like a grip readjustment. 15. Yeah, that next round of toes the bars gonna be crazy

This is their fifth round, right? Yeah Fuck you, Hilar! Damn. Fucking cocksucker. 507 is the time Taylor got off the bar here. Uh oh. We're gonna assume it was good. Oh shit! This is the time it's Ruth.

She got off the bar last time. 20 seconds ahead. She just has to do two Ruth. This is the stick. She got off the bar last time. She just has to do two total bar to seal the deal. Four, five, six. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Seven, eight, uh-oh. Drop. Oh, here we go.

Here we go. Oh, shit. I need a suspense button where it's going to play suspenseful music. I'm going to do that next time. 13, 14. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. But it's gonna be shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty the the the the the

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the- the- the- the- the- the- I'm sorry. What got you through it. I heard Dylan say let's go baby you can do it. Hey what happened here how did you get that black. Sorry how did you get third black guy. No event five. I literally jumped up for my first rope climb and the butt of the rope came around. Oh, that's happened.

Oh, I've had that hit me in the nuts one time before. Nuts and the back of the head one time. Yeah, my legs and hit me in the back of the head. Yeah, you needed the head, dude. Yeah, you needed that though, Taylor. Hey, Ariel, did you know it was bad when it hit you? Were you like, fuck, that hurt? Oh yeah, I like it. As soon as it hit, my eye swelled up and I'm like, man, I'm not going to stop, but

I feel like I look really goofy right now. No, it looks good. It looks like you and Dylan lived, watched the Tyson fight last night and Dylan got a little excited. I know, I told him. Super disappointed in that fight. So disappointed. I was like, hey, don't walk too close to me. Don't make any sudden movements. I don't want people to think I'm in an abusive relationship. People to know. It's the only time I've had respect in my entire marriage. Hey, Dylan, you should make a post and say I strangely feel obligated poses, but I've never beaten my wife.

Ariel, in all seriousness, have you been at the grocery store and someone said, hey, if you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you or anything weird like that? No, I've gone a lot of places. People just kind of look and then look away. No, they live in Texas. They live in Texas, not California. Yeah, my wife had two black eyes and both times that happened to her.

It was while she was breastfeeding, the baby popped the head up and gave her a black eye. And then she goes to the grocery store. Why was she looking so low? I don't know. They were perched too high. One time my mom hit herself in the face with their keys. She was like fumbling with their keys and they smacked her in the eye.

And my mom is like, you know, she's a little older. So the black guy stayed for like three months and every time we were in public, people just looked at me like I beat my mom. Oh shit. It was crazy. Yeah. People would like like mean mug me. Uh, Ariel, we'll be getting you the $1,500.

Thank you so much for participating. It's an honor to have you. like mean mug me. Uh, Ariel, we'll be getting you the $1,500. Thank you so much for participating. It's an honor to have you one quick question before you go. If Dylan were to, uh, cheat on, yes, I could have been tailored to stop. Don't even go there. It's all done. If Dylan were to cheat on you, would you post about it on Instagram? This is such a horrible question.

Believe it or not, have you ever, he already has. You don't see me post. He's on his eighth girl. He's on his eighth man already. He's already cheated on you guys already. All right. Fair enough. What's his name?

What's his name? Yeah. Ouch, roasted. Ouch, roasted. Ouch, roasted. Yeah, ouch, roasted. End the call, hon. End the call. Ariel, would you send Susan and I your Venmo and we'll get you over the 1500 bucks?

Yeah. Thanks, Taylor. I told you I would call in and I finally called in. So you can thank Dylan. Thanks for blessing us. Hey, Ariel. She was more nervous. Like this was like more nerve wracking than competing at road for her.

That's all. You don't actually train there, do you? Like, do you actually train in there? All right, Peter, that's right. Here's got her on the podium three times. Wow. We just spend right there. It's good about that.

These are for sale. Also new merch dropping soon. Teaser. Hey, people like you that make the show. Thank you, Dylan, for getting her to do it. Thank you, I think about that. These are for sale. Also new merch dropping soon. Teaser. Hey, it's people like you that make the show. Thank you, Dylan, for getting her to do it. Thank you, Ariel. Love you. Also shout out to the hair clips. You guys are awesome. This is crazy. My wife likes those hair clips too.

Taylor, thanks for me not working today. Yeah. Say hi to Joelle for us. Say hi to Joelle. One last kiss. Oh, no, that's too much. Say hi to Joel. One last kiss. All right. Damn. Sorry, that's the biggest shame is she probably would have beaten both of us. Sorry. I think she would have done seven rounds maybe I imagine her saying that in her

accent to Taylor you fuck Taylor you fuck sending me back I've done all the fucking reps you fucking can't all right back to the drawing board by the way Ariel did get come in the legit way she came in through the work phone no no one gets a free handout on this show. Yeah, whatever Fuck it We will see you guys. I don't know when we'll see you never know when a show is gonna pop up Well, we got halfway through it's crazy We got a crazy busy week on the seven podcast tomorrow. We have Joel Cedar on

He's the guy who dressed from the Bachelor dressed as a tranny for a year. Then we have Lance the Dick Doctor on Monday. Then we have Katie Henniger on Tuesday, Wednesday, Greg Glassman. Thursday we have Joel Salatin, who's on the transition team for Trump. And then on the 22nd, we have Leah from BirthFit. That's going to be awesome. And then we come back to Kill Taylor back to 500 bucks. Yeah, you have a guy who dresses a tranny on Monday and someone else part of the transition team

later in the week. That's cool. Thank you everyone for coming on. Remember you can still. This is your last few seconds minutes to use the kill Taylor 20 discount code over at born primitive for 20% off. They have tons of great gear. Talk to you guys soon.

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