The Sevan Podcast - KT #24 | You Might As Well Try

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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Bam we're live. Oh wait no hold on. Wait. Sorry. Our first victim is gone. Taylor is here. The next victim is waiting in the wing. Pedro, did you ever have long hair? No. Pedro, did you ever have long hair? No. It's this. You will. Blind, relentless, constant, smooth excellence. That's what he said. Welcome to the show where everybody gets ass pounded! Except for Taylor. No, just Taylor. Oh, just Taylor gets ass pounded. 24 cows on theiker, 18 bar muscle ups, 12 sandbag clean and jerks. He's never lost a workout with sandbag clean and jerks in it, ever.

It was the same workout twice. 18 bar muscle ups, 24 cows on the biker again, 100 pounds for the balls and 70 pounds for the ovaries. Caleb Beaver in the house. Coffee Pods and Wads very own. Pedro White, the star of Coffee Pods and Wads, their premier broadcaster. I'm worse.

Yeah, I'm worse, that's true. Can't lie. Andrew Hiller from Hiller-Fit and me, Sevan Matocian. The only, the last gentleman left in the CrossFit space. I will not fucking tolerate any more fucking creep comments If I'm fucking doing a bit on guys who aren't TRT need to be jerked off twice a day And you write in the comments classic creep 7 on fuck you. I'm deleting it And I do need to get jerked off twice a day.

Thank you. And ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a man who has no fears, who has never been on KillTaylor. There he is, chasing him. I was on KillTaylor sucking at a workout, but. That's right. That's right. That's right.

First time on the channel. Oh, David testing it. But that's right. That's right. That's right. Oh, David. Testing it. The only person who can call me the most creepy man in CrossFit is David Weed. He had been grandfathered in. I need someone to explain David Weed to me. I don't understand. I can't work it out. He's our fucking in-house scumbag.

He's been bearing back again. He's like Frodo. Speaking of rats, Bryson Del Monte. Yes. What's the workout? I'll tell you in one second. Bryson, how close are we to starting? Taylor just needs a one minute warning when we're one minute away.

Okay. One minute away. Thank you, Peter. One minute warning. We're all going away. Okay, one minute away. Thank you, Peter. One minute warning. We're all going to take a vote now. Raise your hand if you think Nick Johnson, the CEO of Proven, is a cool dude. Wow, Chase voted twice. He's a Kamala voter. He has no Kamala voting twice. I don't know who he is, so I can't count. Oh, I took care. I thought you were voting twice. We were just having to talk about how cool that fucking guy is

before we went on the air. It's unanimous. Are we only taking one vote? Oh, we'll take lots of votes today. Yeah, one's probably enough. Okay. I'm going to get to the whole list of proven people. The workout, Chase, the workout, let me see it.

We have a card here that brands the 24 cows on the biker 24 the girls 18 bar muscle-ups 12 sandbag clean and jerks 18 more bar muscle-ups 24 cows on the biker you can win $500 from vindicate Vndk 8.com and We're gonna make it $50,000 if you beat Taylor while wearing a Vindicate shirt. So that'll give you some... It's also important to know that you have to do your clean and jerks over the same pull-up bar that you do your bar muscle ups on.

That's such a weird distinction. Why? What's the difference? Oh, so you don't use the round and middle one? Because you can use a shorter pull-up bar and make the sandbag clean jerks easier. I like that. That's cool. I like it. I didn't even hear that. Are you supposed to move the sandbag to like? All right, you ready? He's farting he's farting he's stretching his paint right In his tank Oh sleepy boy this all right, huh? He wants a 10-second countdown. So we're going in 10 9 8 Oh my god 3 2 1 go if you would like one of these CEO shirts go over to

Vndk Com vindicate order your shirt now. They have all the cool CrossFit apparel. You made this thing too So these pants on the shoulder. Oh, they have that? I don't know if they have it, but he made it. Pedro, is this a Vindicate? Uh, yep. On this.

I think it's all a Vindicate. Wow, and these, and these. I'll put these on actually. Pretty free to work. A little chilly in here. Boy, Taylor does not look like he's taking it seriously this morning. Look how slow he's fucking riding. What is going on, Del Monte? You know what I thought?

If the damper is really high, it can look like someone's going pretty slow. Yeah, if that's at like a seven or eight, that's not a slow pace. Can we see the damper in watts? No. Yeah, no. Are you cheating? I can't move the camera over there if that's something. No, no. No, no. Ah, fuck them hoes.

58 seconds. He's off the bike in 58 seconds. What a short pull-up bar. Oh, man. Look at those feet. Yeah, wow. He's going to get a herniation when he punts the floor. That's the gamble though. I like that. Not PFA approved. That is not well, either two

shorts too high. Hey, Hillary, have you ever thought about doing the no rep noble shirts again just to see if they give you another cease and desist and little run little 100 100. I haven't thought of it, but now make a TV 12 version of your no

rep 128 and he's already chalking up. This is going to be an easy one this week to beat him guys. Easy workout. Get your 500 now. No all the workouts. He wins. He makes movements up like the sandbag over. How does he come up with this shit?

The wall walk. I actually like the wall walk. Hanson push up combo when he did. Yeah, just making crap up. Yeah. Well, who beats the most regularly on this is Colton. Who struggled to do a wall walk over a pull up bar? Colton. Yeah. So all the movements he makes up are ones that Colton would struggle at because he's trying to keep him at arm's length. I do like the height requirement. like you have to use the same pull up bar because you make a concession is like okay, can I

manipulate my body position for a bar muscle up to make the clean and jerks easier? Yeah, I like that a lot. That's cool. David weed saying that the vans Taylor is wearing is to signal his sexual preference. Everyone Taylor got really pissed off without raging against the machine, went woke and he had already made the T-shirts. Oh, that was great. That was great.

Who's watching the fights today? Me. All fights. I've never heard you more excited about some fighting. Yeah. Who's fighting? God, the main card is Ilya Topuri and Max Holloway. I love Max Holloway. Okay. 301. 301.

My daughter started Jiu Jitsu, Savan. Oh yeah. Awesome. Yep. How old's your daughter? Uh, four. Okay. She's already started. So I want to get, my son Awesome. Yeah. How old your daughter? Four. Okay. She already started. So I want to get my son's doing it. And I want my get get my daughter into it, but she can't start till she's five. I can't believe they have a jujitsu in Ireland, dude.

The clocks are off. I fucked it up. Caleb started after. All right. Well, that's because there's a weird countdown. Now he broke the first round. He did. Well, hello. Oh, that's any Flores, dude. I was really hoping. I was really hoping she was going to wheel the bike away or jump up on it.

Hey, is that your chick? Uh, uh, what's your name? Bryson? Bryson? No, no. That's not your piece of ass. What's your name? Bryson Bryson knows now that's not your piece of ass. She's not his name. Harris. No, Maris. Well, hello again, Maris. How long does it take her to do her hair like that? Is that like an hour? I think she just wants

four years ago. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, send it. You want to know what Taylor did today? He made up a movement. He used a piece of equipment. Most gyms don't have. A bike. Someone already said, hey, I would have beat him,

but I don't have that equipment. Right. John Young. No, John Young's already finished his workout. Hey, so should I add six seconds to all of the splits that I have because. No. No, I'm going off. Uh, tater's time. Okay. So our clock isn't accurate. Tater's A's ours isn't.

Okay. So I'm going to, I have 104, uh, 203, um, 307. Look at that. Four calories, three calories. Protection value from Bryson. Two calories. One. 407. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Three calories. Two calories. One. Four oh seven. Oh, look at that dog.

What do you have, Pedro? I have 104, 203, 307, 407. I have 55 seconds, 156, 301, 407, 454. And that's also clocked behind him. Yeah, that one's right. Okay. I have 104, 203, 307, 407, and 455. I think you had them right and you added time on.

I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.

I did. I did. I did. I did.. Okay. I have 104, 203, 307, 407, and 455. I think you had them right and you added time on. I did. I did. Okay. Say yours again so I can write them down. 55 seconds was the calories, 156 for the muslops, 301 for the sandbag, 407 for the muslops

again, and then 454 finished. Okay. All right. Do you think anyone beats them today, Chase? again and then 454 finished. Okay. All right. Do you think anyone beats him today, Chase? If they can go in broken on the muscle ups, doors open. Oh, good point. That looks like a, that looks like a Pyridoodle.

A great Pyrenees and a doodle. Oh yeah. I read it. This also looks like it needs a bath. Bryson, whose dog is that Bryson? That's my dog. He needs a haircut. It looks like it needs a bath Bryson whose dog is that Bryson that's my dog he needs a haircut it looks like what kind of dog is he he's half Weimaraner half poodle half weimaraner half poodle yeah they were puppy milling these things he's a rescue. Oh, why Madoodle? Oh, he does look like you. Eddie, come here.

Hey, what's Taylor's mood today? His body language is something I haven't seen before. Fuckin' hell, that's an ugly dog. I think he's more worried about buying a house than the workout, but he still crushed that. VNDK8.com is giving someone $500 today. Easy victory over the fittest man in the world. 24 cows on the bike erg 18 bar muscle ups 12 sandbag clean and jerks 18 bar muscle ups 24 cow bike erg. The sandbag I don't know why it's

called the sandbag clean and jerk. It's just throwing a sandbag over the same pull up bar you did the muscle ups on. That's it's probably more wordier to say it that way. That'd be a tougher graphic to make. You know, that was an incredible effort, but he gets beaten every week, so he'll probably get beaten. Do you think if we said, okay, it's $500 if you beat Taylor, and if you don't beat him, $250 gets added to next week's prize and he gets the other $250.

Do you think he'd try harder? No. I feel like he tries pretty hard. I think he used to. I was watching maybe shut up and scribble yesterday and I was reminded that he finished second in the world in that first open workout and like I guess the only one who beat him was Colton but like he gets beaten so often these days. He's 12 and 11 his His record is 12 and 11. That's pretty fucking good and 33 Yeah, but he gets to write the workout every week That's pretty but but the whole world can take a shot at him. That's a fair point

We'll see I in that would also show that that's also an endorsement I guess of the proven's training I Give him I give him a That would also show that that's also an endorsement, I guess, of the proven's training. I give him a 4 to 1 odds he wins this week. On November 5th, we'll be doing an election day walk party. People will be coming in for 30 minutes segments. I've invited the likes of Froning, Bridges, Hunter McIntyre, Dalton Rasta, Andrew Hiller. It should be quite the show. It should be quite the show. Oh, he's hurt.

He's hurt. Emotionally. I feel like I should send him out one of those things that Annette Reba sends out. So how do you feel today? It looks like a smaller, weaker version of Mitchell Hooper. He talks. Wow. No.

Oh, he's gonna love that. Deep cuts. 50 pounds less woken. That's worse than anything we said about him training or working out. 50 pounds less wokeness around his gut. I don't think sparkling water is the right drink to rehydrate with. I think it's salt water.

Lucky he put himself in the corner cause he know he shit the bed. Look at, he has to sit in the bowl corner. Yeah. I think anyone who goes unbroken on the first 18 is going to get clapped and either the sandbag or the second 18. No, you have to say that. You're a fucking kill Taylor company man. Well, just because I have to say it doesn't mean it's not right. Baseball celebrations, 30% success, 500 is not bad for Taylor. Thank you, Auden. Very well said. Taylor's 12 and 11, Colton is 11 and 0.

If you're in men's softball league. It's a terrible batting average. Has Colton ever lost when he comes on the show? No, he hasn't, right? Every time he's been on, he's won. Yeah, but he picks specifically. No, I mean, kind of. I feel like he tempted fate with that one rope line workout.

Yeah, that was tight. Still one. Is that Stay Salty one. Is that stay salty sticker? Is that an LMT sticker? Yeah. By the way, the if you'd like to know more about the LMT scandal, hello, head over to hillar fit. He's got a great video on it. And also we'll be having Dr. TROE on the show soon to talk about his findings. Bryson, where did he go?

Is he OK? Yeah, he thinks it's a little stuffy in here, so he's getting some fresh air. Oh, Nellie. Oh, Nellie. What's wrong with him? I like the idea of Taylor turning around to Bryson. It's a little stuffy out here.

I think I'm just going to take a stroll outside. He's like, fuck this, I'm getting out of here. Hey, Bryson, who wrote the workout? Taylor. And did you advise him that it's a good one? Yeah, I think it's a really good one. That vindicate shirt looks great on you, Taylor. Yeah. You got to pull up my website.

I've got a link to his. Smart. Always, always linked to vindicate, vindicate.com. Someone was saying that they're joggers. I don't, I don't think I own a, uh, do I own a pair of their joggers? I don't think Someone was saying that they're joggers. I don't think I own a, do I own a pair of their joggers? I don't think I own a pair of their joggers, but someone was talking about how great their joggers are.

I've got my wife, she pairs her leggings in Crash and she loves them. Guys, support our sponsors please. Now's the time to head over and buy a shirt. Crash Crucible shirt, that's a cool shirt. That's my favorite sports car right there. No rep. Oh, my wife tells me this sweatshirt looks fabulous on me. I have the gold one. On you? Yeah. You wear that? Yeah. Is that supposed to be for women? Yeah. No, it's a fucking hoodie. I've been wearing it a lot.

Checks out. Look at those pink joggers. Those are cool. Yeah, those are for men. Man, he's really stepped up his collection. It's crazy. Yeah, the website's nice, right? Yeah. Oh, shit, you got no rep sweat bands. I know yeah I got them around here somewhere. I think you gotta share the screen. Oh shit you have a fucking Trump shirt? Change screen. There you go. Well not that one. Head of media guys. Largest growing chain world. Hey, there we go. Uh is that um you have a truck. Oh, that's funny. That's that's mega. Yeah. Wow. Make exercise great again. You have a Costco shirt. Oh yeah. That's my favorite one. I think it's

great. Girl I train with has that mega shirt. It's good. God, that's awesome. You make hats. I need a's great. Girl I train with has that mega shirt. It's good. God, that's awesome. You make hats. I need a Trump shirt. Do I just call this number to call in? No, don't call. But call in. Call in. What the fuck? Must be someone new who's never done it before. 500 bucks to beat Taylor's self. Taylor, how was the workout? Are you feeling like yourself yourself today something about your body language seems like maybe you're a little different today. What do you mean different. I don't know you just don't seem like yourself like you have more feminine know what you did right there that

was different. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Or a pussy or a whale a B.A. that was different. Yeah. Fuck you I'm fine. Yeah a little bit. You bit understand. My dog was up all night barfing Good don't you know what the housing markets like these days? That's a real issue Andy that's what I'm getting. No, I'm waiting to hear back on that house. We were talking about What did you think about that during your workout? I've been thinking about it while we put an offering yesterday That's all I've been thinking about I heard we put an offer in yesterday. So that's all I've been thinking about. I heard Meadow Keith swept in and just took it from you.

Yeah. If I mean, if he did, that's just a douchebag move. I mean, what do we expect from somebody who's voting for Kamal Harris? Did you watch Brian? He probably hates that. He probably hates that young American couples want to buy homes and he just wants all single family homes corporate owned.

Sounds like an O'Keeffe move. Blocking some, blocking another programming company CEO on Instagram. Another O'Keeffe move. I might have an equipment malfunction here soon. We got Taylor back, that's nice. Oh, we just had Andy- Yeah, maybe his body language was okay actually. We just had Andy Hendel's obligatory cameo. I was good. Shirt on this week.

Hanging out with the sun this weekend or next weekend. Oh, you're a fideous thing on. Hey, how'd you make that workout? Why'd you make that workout? How'd it come together? It just came to me in a moment in a stroke of genius. I've been thinking about those sandbags over the pull-up bar for a while. Me and Bryson have been talking about them, hadn't done them. And I was like, well, as I couldn't figure out, like can't standardize a height, no one will call in. And you can't let people use two different pull-up bars then some really like that. Yeah, so I think I think it's a great, hey, you can go to the taller pull up bars and make the bar muscles easier or there's

something shorter, but feet can't hit the ground muscle ups. Pretty much the fucking close to they were. Oh, my had to pull my toes up. Did you prep with snorting a line of LMNT this morning? You mean not a dextrin? That's what the M stands for I still actually drink it and like it I just think it's fucked up they lied about it Yeah word. I hear you. I can't wait to see Matthew call in Okay, how will Matthew do on this one? I don't think anyone has a chance to beat me because of what piece I

Mean all that I Went pretty I went pretty moderate on the first bike. Yeah, which is a little different I feel like on these a lot of times I just fucking got hot. I need to halfway through and I'm like well You're gonna have to pull back or else. This is gonna end up in an explosion I do that a lot and you broke on the-up. I think we were a little surprised. Yeah, I was trying to be smart and get the best time, not have the biggest dick, so to speak. Dense Updates. I really like this workout. By the way, if you don't follow Dense Updates on Instagram or YouTube, you should head over there and follow her now.

Have those ever been done in competition, Chase? Or have you ever seen those done in like a program workout? No, not like that. I really like that same bar as deciding the height for both and the way you made it arm muscle ups with something like I could see that in the say like they do that for the open and say like burpee to a pull up bar but you have to write that for some type of movement specifically. I think that'd be a really cool thing to add.

I like that. David Weed, Mike Halbman could beat him. Yeah, probably. Yeah, and getting vaccinated three times. Boy, boy. You're in that race. Did you, did you see the Trump-Rogan interview yet? Yeah, I'm like halfway through it. What are you talking to me? I mean, I think I probably dude i'm why I was stoked that You guys found the fucking link before it was listed because he probably would have waited till monday Then he probably woke up this morning. So I had eight million views. I was like, ah, fuck it. Just publish it I'll make it public. Um I mean he's so sharp and uh, well

I mean there are sharper people, right? But but he just it's shocking that if anyone watched that with an open mind, how could you hate him? I agree. It's they won't though. That's the thing. But right. They won't watch it with an open mind.

That's the key. They've already made up their minds based on what the media has told them. And people just want to stay fucking brainwashed. You want to stay ignorant, want to stay brainwashed. People don't like being wrong, dude. That's all. I don't think that's all. Most people will get like maybe if they even click, they'll get maybe nine minutes in and they'll just use whatever they hear to confirm whatever they thought, even though it contradicts it. And then they'll just stick to that and say, I knew it. Robert E. Lee clip and just

Right, right. Exactly. Did you get to the Robert E. Lee part yet? Yep. Hey, you know what you know, it's interesting. That's a really interesting story. He went in there, you know that Lincoln tried to hire Robert E. Lee. Yeah, I know that I learned that because I live, I live from Virginia. We learned all that in school. Yeah, we learned that Robert E. Lee I live I live from Virginia. We learned all that in school. Yeah, we learned that Robert Lee wasn't some fucking racist piece of shit. And turns

out we forgot all that history. So that's Virginia. I my wedding venue in Dallas was called Arlington Hall. And it had to do with like basically there was like a statue of Robert E. Lee on a horse in front of this. And then in the room where like all the groomsmen hung out was all this old Civil War paraphernalia. And it had Robert E. Lee's, this is a replica, but it had Robert E. Lee's letter to Ulysses S. Grant surrendering the war.

And it was the coolest thing. Like I love like all that old history. But just seeing the gentlemanly discourse between the two of them and his letter of surrender to Ulysses S. Grant, it was freaking awesome to see. And it's like that now because they tore down all the statues. One of our huge family vacations as a kid was going to Gettysburg and fucking bicycling around Gettysburg for a week. JD Hans, I think the excuse of not having equipment is BS. Every gym should have all

of this equipment, sandbags. They're the most functional piece of equipment you can train with. Do you agree with that? Every gym should have a C2 and a... 100%. Hey Joe, do it with an assault bike and I'll shave four cows. You can go 20 cows. Oh. His famous last words. Have fun. Yeah. Yeah, right. Really?

Is that comparable? I don't know, but there's no chance he can beat me with an Echo or an assault bike. Even if it's 18 cows. Don't have a chance. Where's this comment? How do you know that, wouldn't it be easier to accumulate cows on one of those bikes than a C2 bike? No.

Because you see his ways. Oh really? This guy's a dumbass. Hey have you watched my 24.1 video? Or the quarterfinal workout? You're so stupid. I think Taylor plays it too safe too often instead of just sending it. the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-

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First ever recipient of our Sentinel level one scholarship. Hey true. Do you train there? Yes, sometimes I'm in fire Academy right now. So not a lot, but yes, I do. Oh, thank you, dude I'm stoked you're becoming a firefighter. Congratulations Hey, who do the same two guys own that gym that owned it like in 2008? One of the guys looks like a model and the other guy's like a short Cuban or Puerto Rican dude? Well, I think the Cuban or Puerto Rican guy is gone, but I think the other guy that you're talking about

is Jason and Gabby. That's their names. I don't know if you know them. Jason and Gabby? I want to say it was a guy named Nathan. He looked like a model. I guess everyone in Miami looks like a model. You look like a fucking model. Are you gonna be a real firefighter or a model firefighter? A real

firefighter. Magazine dude. Yeah, he'll be he'll be July. Did they did they put the bars in those windows before or after you joined the gym? Yeah, I actually don't remember them being here when I first got here. Man, that gym has been there forever. Do you know the opening date of that gym? No, honestly, I just joined like a year and a half or two years ago. Are you born and raised in Miami?

Yes, sir. Man, what a crazy place. The crazy social pressure there, right? In Miami? Oh, what a crazy place. There's crazy social pressure there, right? In Miami? Oh, yeah, for sure. What? Dude, the way the people look there, and everyone's all tuned up and modified and... This one doesn't think twice about that.

OK, good. All right. You say so. You speak, you only speak one language, or you guys speak two languages living in Miami? Me, I only speak one, but most of the people here speak like two or three Yeah, I remember being in the airport and it was like fucking English was a second language at Miami International I was like, holy shit. I don't hear anyone speaking English here. This was ten years ago

Honey sign again that bike Hey, I'm sorry guys. He's still on it. Hey, true. Let's go look at that guy. What's he up to? Yeah. Yeah. I talked to that guy. Let's talk to that guy. Tell him to get off the bike. We'll tell him to get off.

Look at these pink Echo bikes. Nice. Rescue awareness bikes. How does the how do you mean? Cross it there, dude. Yeah. How does CrossFit Miami only have one seat? That's done well, Bailey. Hey, true. Why did you pick this workout? Why today?

Me? Yeah. I have a Waterpalooza online qualifier workout number five after this. And I know I'm not going to do well in that. And I know I'm not going to do well in this, but I might as well like do something, you know? Because I do average twice. Word. Exactly.

True, you have an accent. What's the accent? I don't know. But maybe you have an accent. What's the accent? I don't know, but maybe you almost sound like you got a Cuban accent just from being in Miami. Yeah, my mom's white and my dad's black, so I don't know if I have any Hispanic in me. Where is he from? My dad?

Yeah. I don't know. They're both deceased. I can't really ask. OK. I just assumed both your parents were white. Damn, that's a tough damn dude. Damn, that's a tough, damn, dude, damn, that's a tough. Hey, only I'm allowed to do that on this show.

It took me like five minutes just to find a pull-up bar that I could actually put this over. I don't know how to do it. Can you turn your camera horizontal, like your phone or whatever you're on? Yeah, I'm making it. I wasn't even set up. The original Steve Miller just became a YouTube member.

Thanks dude. Appreciate it. Oh yeah, use one of those giant rocks. Oh, hell yeah. Get your anal beads out of the way as well. That's the tripod. Oh my gosh. The giant anal bead.

Wow, I'm still kind of sick. My son, this is going to be good. I'm not a little part high. Holy shit. Oh, well I'm six foot. So it's not that high for me. All right. Did we pull up the workout?

I think Matt burns doesn't know the work. I, I, here we go. 24 cows on the biker, 18 bar muscle ups, 12 sandbag over the pull up bar. 18 bar muscle ups, 24 cows on the biker. The bag is 100 pounds for the boy. Hey Will, why'd you put a hyphen between clean and and jerk? Because he made it this morning with his girlfriend looking over his shoulder. That's like a...

That wasn't supposed to happen. That was supposed to go over the barbell. It's going to be a long workout guys. What? Oh we didn't see you. We didn't see you. the- the- the- the- the- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

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off the show. What the fuck is happening? I want to get you just got to work out start the workout. Just start. Okay, start. Let's go. Come on. All right. What's the workout? What's the workout? All right. I said you know, bring him back. Hey,

24 calories on the bike and then 18 bar muscle ups and then we'll just see what you can do on the sandbag. So just go ahead and start. Yeah. I want to see you do the stand back. Yeah. You don't need to worry about anything. But you have to do the bike as fast as you can because you're not getting to the second. Yes. Then the bike get off the bike in like less than 20 seconds. Send the bike unbroken bar muscle ups. You might have a shot if he uses the echo. You guys want to start 10 seconds now and I'll just walk over to my bike. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, go. You don't actually have to do the first half silently. Just hey, I'll pay $25 just not to show it. Wow, CEO sweat bands. Him shaved down. Mitchell Hooper could do this workout and do that like kettlebell chuck sort of motion. But you have to clean and jerk it. It's a clean and jerk. Let's go true. His bike seat is so weird. In this fast paced world staying sharp and focused is a

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Dude, my asshole still kind of hanging on my body. I'm going to get a hemorrhoid. Oh, no shit. You got it. Hey, dude, it's a, it's, it's when you poop before you do a workout and it's like still kind of... Yeah, yeah. You know, you don't wipe it all off so it's still kind of hanging out. What the fuck do you mean?

Oh, his feet touched the wall! Oh my god. Hey, Taylor's the best. He helped himself. Who showers after every shit. It's bizarre. I do. Dude, he's in the...

What? He's got himself out on that fucking wall. God damn. He keeps his chin tucked. That's the only reason he's not hitting his head. Uh oh. This is the most strategic break. No. That's not strategic. Taylor got off at 157. 157.

The bar muscles were so hard. All right, that's what his elbows look like when locked out. Even the first set were hard, Taylor? He's going to move well. I promise. He's not going to do a single rep where you're like, oh, he's cheating. This guy moves like a dream. He's a sentinel athlete, all right, bro?

A slow dream. Yeah, well, yeah. OK. All right, fair. It's like when you try to sprint sprint a dream and you just can't go He's gonna he's gonna move like a nightmare when he gets up. I almost threw up like ten minutes ago He's built like a supermodel. That's the Forteach and

I just want to see him fucking throw the bag over and one fucking gonna land on his head Oh, yeah, I know that's what I want to see here. They're how old is this dude? He's like 20 22 Okay, cool. He's gonna be six foot. He's gonna be five foot nine after this first time back Holden wiener, I'm a Sentinel athlete too. All right Is that a real name? No. Yeah. Let's go through. Let's see the sandbag. Come on, baby. 301 Taylor was finished the soundbike.

How long has it been across it for? Uh, I think two and a half years. Three years, maybe two years. Yeah, he said he joined there two years ago. So yeah, he's been doing Sentinel probably for like a year. Here we go. Come on. Oh, baby. Oh, he's going for the ball. What's what I don't know.

He's before and after picks. I wonder what he had to do. He was just a lot skinnier. Like I met him at water. Palooza last year. He was a lot skinnier. And now he's all fucking yoked up. Yeah, I'm actually young. He's young and full of testosterone, bro.

He's got the highest T ever. You give him a couple of crossfit workouts. Get it! Oh! Get one! Get one! He's working. Did he just no rep himself?

This is what I mean. No one has a chance of beating me. I made these look so easy. They are fucking hard. Hard. Hard. what I mean no one has a chance to beat me I made these look so easy they are fucking hard hard hard get one Drew get one wait let's see him do another one now Now he's trapped. If it comes back on top of him, where's he gonna go? No escape. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Oh, fuck.

What? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck yeah. Figuring it out. Dude. Tanner was now finished his muscle ups. Yeah. That's hilarious.

God, my's hilarious. God, my butthole. Hey, let me ask you this. When we kick him off, you think he finishes the workout? Nah. He starts prepping for his qualifier that he's gonna suck at. His words.

He's getting the hang of it. Oh, get those hands underneath. Ah! Done. He just said he's done. Bye. Love you, Tru. Bye, Tru!

Later, True. Bye, True. Later, True. More like false. No. True gave it a shot outside in Miami. You can't feel bad for the guy. He's fucking in Miami. It's 80 degrees outside. Oh, it's this guy again.

Wow. I like this guy. He's the construction company. Yeah. He's got a fat ass. You hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. We're setting up for my nephew's first birthday, so there's where you hear me. Yeah, we hear you. We're setting up for my nephew's first birthday, so there's going to be people

all around, but I think I don't have a fucking clean mouth, buddy. You're encouraging us to swear. Hey, you're the brother of the two nicest people ever on on the show or you're both serial killers. I haven't guess you'll never know. Yeah, I haven't quite figured out why you keep inviting us back if we just call you gay cowboys and stuff like that. Like what? You know, win the money. All right. All right. All right.

All right. I do like your hair. You have nice hair. And if I could have hair, I look like yours. I appreciate it. I am getting some ledger vibes. All right. You'll see. I'm getting John Wood vibes. Oh, wow. He's got the oh, he went in. Yeah. Oh, you're He's talking to his mom. No, ma'am. I didn't fuck your daughter. No, ma'am. Oh, my baby's first word. I got it. Okay. God, I was sick to my stomach after this.

So is this guy super straight laced or does he do porn? I just can't fucking figure. It is. Hey, it's such a fucking conundrum. It's hilarious. Like you'll have guys who are like, oh, you know, super just like you said, straight laced, but then you find out they just have this like crippling porn addiction or some other crazy thing.

Gage, come here a second. I want to ask you one question real quick. Gage, hey, have you ever smoked weed, Gage? No, sir. Have you ever been on xvideos.com? No, sir. Pornhub? What's the name of the girl that lives in your basement? Oh, gosh.

What's the name of the girl that lives in your basement? Are we ready? Yeah, yeah. That made him uncomfortable. Look two virgins on the screen at the same time. Are you guys Mormon? What is what? How are these people? Real high lives in his basement. Mormon Yes or No.

Oh, he's fucked on the sandbag. That's what you think. the- the- the- the- sister-in-law. She's a baby who's having the first birthday today. Are you guys Mormon? No. Okay. I was just wondering if you guys drank those 44 ounce sodas. It's a valid question. Oh, wow. 44 ounce sodas.

That was way too nice. Yeah, it's annoying that he takes the insults like that. Thank you, sir. Thank you. It's like when you try to offend John Young and he goes, oh, I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. It's like when you you try to offend John Young and he goes, oh, I'm sorry. I mean it. What's his necklace? Does he have a cross? What's his necklace? I think it's like one

of those things that you wear if you're a baseball player and it gives you good energy or something. A fight. A fight. It's like a. Yeah. It's a promise necklace. Oh it's a promise chain. He promises not to jerk off twice a day. It's

made from the hair of his victims. Are you all just gonna start the timer when I start spinning the bike. Yes yeah that's fine. I'm gonna go. All right. All right. Where you going. Hey dude hey wait gauge. Thanks Michael Lee. Have you

put the bag over that bar even once yet. Yeah it's real hard. the the out. See you Matt Burns. Are we a few seconds behind Caleb? Are we good? No, I don't. He's not biking hard enough. Taylor the wooden schoolhouse thing is fucking perfect. I could also see him in a Western. He's like the good kid that turns bad like 20 minutes into the movie. They kill his parents. No, no, he's not the good kid turns bad. He's the fucking kid who gets like run over by a stampede cows and they have to take his legs off He's like rolling around he's like he gets stuck in the dirt, you know, I can't move much too well no more He looks like a greaser did Oh

Pony boy He could be from the fucking 50s, huh? Betty keeps a comb in his back pocket. Yeah He's pretty much on page fucked up. Yeah, but he fucked up picking this tall-ass pull-up bar Maybe that's the only one he has got access to that's why I put him out of anything But but do you look how close his feet are to the ground how much yeah, he's not his knees at all did you see me i was doing basically a fucking l bar muscle up i wouldn't go that far all right well whatever you weren't that cool he should uh he should put his nephew under the pull-up bar to make sure he doesn't fail on any of the soundbikes Jake Batman he looks like a gay mason mitchell all right i see that don't be my think that's a good thing. They're like the same person. You know, the awkward music over the mat over again, because it's like, yeah, he's

the same bar, but you didn't say about what you got to stand on. True. So he's elevates the surface he's standing on. Yeah, just bring over a box. Hey, Lance, kind of sad when people try to rag on people who act like good people with some sort of moral and convictions. Yeah, just bring over a box. Hey, Lance, kind of sad when people try to rag on people who act like good people with some sort of moral and convictions. Hey, we're not trying to rag on him. We're fucking his shit up. Welcome to the show. Yeah, he's got to start working on his game. Here we go. 204. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What the fuck is Lance saying there? I don't understand that. I have no idea. But it's good if someone is nice, don't make fun of them. Don't fucking call in if you don't want us to make fun of you.

Dude, I make fun of the nicest people all the time. You have to. Taylor, you got to put this movement in every week. This combo of muscle ups and. No, he didn't. Yeah. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, Ah, ah, darn. Siler. Dog got it. There you go. That was a good one. I wonder if the other side is higher up. It is. He's experiencing some emotions now. Oh. Yeah. That's way better than true. False. Not true. He just commented. Hey, he looks like me now. Nope, he doesn't.

Not even close he just commented. Hey, it looks like me now. Nope, he doesn't. Not even close true. There is true CF pick pick a metric true and the answer is not even close. Maybe beauty true is pretty beautiful. I'll say two good looking young men. I don't know. Gage is pretty hot. Hans middle name you put it back in your pants, Caleb. Gage needs a haircut.

Or just raise your camera up a little bit. You think Gage has ever been outside? No. Is he frozen? Gage gets less sun than Pedro. Look at that. That was a cowboy. That is exactly who you think would be behind the camera for right Colleague she was mister that was hard

Come on Gage don't let us down buddy. This looks like hunter McIntyre. Oh His gauge is name or his nickname or what? No, that's a name. That's a fucking nuts first name. He's got going through the tip of his penis. Okay, Scott His dad was like into wire. Oh You're not good you got a nice you got nice pump. This tippy toes. Give me that Hey gauge how did uh, how'd they come up with your name? I don't know It's that Zane and engage So I'm not a Z. I

Don't know. Are your brothers like 10 years older than you? Eight years older. All right, that answers my question. Age is a better name than oops. Hey, do you have a lower pull-up bar there? No. Okay. All right, I'm back.

You're a wrench. How many did you get? How many clean injuries did you get? I think I, I don't know. Okay. Alright. You're a wrench. How many did you get? How many clean injuries did you get? I think I I don't know. I think I finished. I stopped because I

lost count and I was behind so alright, dude. Hey, good to see you. Keep trying. You demand. Thank you. Alright. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hey, listen. Don't spend too much time with those little kids. Oh, I'll try. All right

Oh, he's not gonna try that hard Wow, it's the nicest guy I've ever met It's crazy You shouldn't be allowed to watch this show. It's gonna oh you're fucking high as shit. Come on Colton call in I said it before the show if you're gonna call in and keep trying to fucking beat me, I'm not pulling any punches anymore. You're gonna get fucking roasted like the rest of these nerds. I heard a rumor that the honeymoon period between you and Colton is over.

What if he used a, couldn't Colton use a yoke? I'm fucking tired. No. Why can't you just put a yoke up to it? It's a 20 inch box. It's a fat pull up bar and it would be fucking way harder to do bar muscle ups on. This would be a good Velner workout. Velner would smoke you on this.

No he wouldn't. Velner's a fucking pussy. Well, I don't understand why he can't do both. It's not safe. No he wouldn't. Velonir's a fucking pussy. Well I don't understand why he can't be both. It's not safe. That's a fact. And Colton couldn't beat me in this. Let's say you call in and try Colton. Let me tell you, if you think you've heard some shit talk from me, you just call in today. You know who'd get destroyed on this Jeff Adler Jeff Adler couldn't do this. Oh, he'd get destroyed on this verbally and physically fact

Hey, is he going to rogue I fucking hate french canadians, bro It sounded like the most retarded french canadians You know why I hate french canadians and this is so fucking the dumbest reason to hate them is because of South Park, dude. I fucking hate French Canadians. That's not a dumb reason. That's not a dumb reason. Hey, we're going to Canada. We're going to vote for Trudeau. We're going to give you the vaccine. Hey, did you hear French accent last night? That was genius.

Dude, I'm only halfway through. Don't fucking spoil it. It's been great so far He's like you know I called my chrome. I called my chrome I told him I do that macron and he does the French accent. Oh, so fucking funny, dude, dude He's sharp as a fucking tag and if you're not voting for him and you watch that podcast you're retarded Thank you a way to win the voters over. Amen That'll change some minds Kamala Harris does 60 minutes. I'm not retarded. They have to, they have to fucking chop it all up.

This guy does a three hour show with Rogan. It's just crazy. If you watch that and you, oh, you're just crazy. Kamala Harris was on caller daddy. They're not the same. Hey, so they really, they really did that. They asked Kamala Harris a question and then took an answer from a different question Yes, I stood in because

Yes, the answer was even worse than the original What the fuck is going on in this country? What the fuck is going on? What are you doing? on. What are you doing? And what do you call a double thing? That's all she does. You're up here. You know, you've seen Ricky Stedicky, the dude who are you? Erdekr. Oh, yes.

He's Erdekin when my husband beats his ex girlfriend. Classic. Do you see? I think maybe it was you that shared it to them, but there was like a video of her talking. She's on stage talking to someone and she was, your mom was like, what mistakes will you not make again? And she was like, I mean, anyone that's a parent here knows what it's like to make mistakes. And it just cuts to a screen of zero children on her Wikipedia.

Yeah. Hey, hey, will you pull up this page? Did you pull, have you pulled this up before? We probably shouldn't pull this up on the show. How about that song that you played the other day after our show with me and Bryson? Will you pull that up? But the guy who was a guest on my show? The rapper?

Yeah, the rapper. Oh, he was a guest? Yeah, he was a guest on my show. No way. Yeah. Pull this song up, dude. Is it that Dave guy? Why, why do you want that song up right

now? Because this is Mike Halpin. Mike Halpin showed me that song and actually said he probably sings it to himself in the car all the time. Mike Halpin showed you this song? Yeah, Mike Halpin showed me this song at the games this past year. Not this past year, the year before last when I went to coach Michelle. He's like, dude, I've been listening to this song. It like hits so hard. Are you fucking kidding me this is a dream or does it actually happen no no this is it happened you're talking about this song right here yeah actually Oh Keith plays it too okay yeah dude I love this song I should play it on the show this is a big Oh Keith

song Oh Keith song you know. I'm doing on this. I do. I do. I do. I do. Hey he's really cool too when he was on the show he's so that's over the top that context to help and showed you this in so

we were in the noble we were in the noble fitting rooms he had he had his AirPods in his AirPods and I walked over, I smacked him as hard as I could in the nuts. I'm like, hey bro, what are you listening to? I mean, he pulls his AirPods out, he goes, oh, I'm just listening to this song. Let the white kids say, bleep.

And he said it. He said, what's going on the screen, he said it differently. You know what I'm saying? This actually happened. That's happening, it's a deeper level, you know what I'm saying? You didn't, none of you guys saw this guy on my show.

This guy was on my show. Do you have a show? Chase Chase. I'll leave Chase. Oh, my stomach. I'm sweating so bad right now. All right. Poor Chase.

All right. Wow. So one of my favorite song. One of my favorite pieces from the last like six months. Oh look, there he is. There's a star from the video. Chase, let him say it into the mic. What's the worst that can happen?

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Chase, let him say it into the mic. Say it! What's the worst that can happen? Hi! Hi! Oh my god, Chase. You're so good at it. Yeah, you are so good at it.

10 out of 10. Think your dad could do this workout? Oh, that's a great question. I could do this workout. This is a lot slower than T-Pain. What Ibarra ever callin'? Ibarra! No, he wouldn't call in. This is a lot slower than what I bar ever calling. He bar. No, he wouldn't call in.

He's too busy living rent free. In a Hebbner's basement. In America. Damn. Not in the show. He was basement. All right. I think the show is over.

That was a good show. Thank you, vindicate for putting up the money. Oh shit. Only 55 minutes. Cool. I got what to do. Yeah. Because I want to vindicate for putting up the money. Oh shit only 55 minutes cool I got yeah, cuz I want to watch the fights. They've already started Hey, you better not sing along that song buddy, oh he's French Canadian we we oh shit

Shirt that screams winner. Oh the- the- the- the- the- the the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-

the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- voted yet ever I'm American so I'm newly Canadian too really would you move to Canada can you know good place oh hey answer answer seriously bro I wouldn't we want to know why you move there pussy your phone exactly I moved for school no, for school. No, for a girl. You moved for a girl. That's fine. Hey, if you move. Okay, if you stayed and you moved for a girl, that's great, dude. But don't tell me it's a nice place. Like all the time. Me? No, just the past two weeks. I can't get a good setup. You turn your phone sideways. Oh, either. Hey, do you believe

in, hey, do you have a poster of cloud Schwab up in your bedroom? Of what? Cloud Schwab? you know. Turn your phone Greg glassman and oh Jesus wake up wake up Wake up from your nap Hey, we don't need to see you on the bike turn the phone like more towards where you're gonna be wake up from that fucking dirt Nap girls gonna jump ropes have her face us, please Alright, oh The girls are that guys and Greg? Oh, we can see plenty buddy. You're this guy. Hey, tell that guy to turn around.

He's got the knee sleeve on. Got his knees are worse than mine. Hey, this is, um, this almost looks like it's staged. Like people doing all the different movements. Hillary, you should be no rep. You fuck up. Matt, sit up. Banded pull up.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, I had to tell that girl to fucking step her feet out. Just a hair. And she's squatting a deadlift hip with a Austin. Yeah, what's up? All kidding aside, will you tell that lady to put her feet a little wider apart there just a little bit? He's just working on her quad.

Are you a coach? No, I'm not a coach here. I'm not. Oh, well, you should fucking help her out anyways. Tell her I'm a level three Something bro A nice Canadian twang on right there. That was nice that chicks twice as tall as I am Here's the thing you could probably there you could probably tell you could probably ask her She's been boosted and tell her but you can't tell her to fix her feet in her squat everybody in this gym looks like a starter kid to crossfit I get your knee

sleeve your rogue shirt your grip I love it man titties man titties hop on the bike man come on I'm taking you out down let's go yeah we got one we're ready when you are ready? yeah I'm ready he have those in so you're a to to one Hey, did that guy's ten Caleb did that guy's um butterfly did his chin go over the once? Yeah, it's a bad angle

It's just fucking working out. All right the Listen range of motion is important range of motion is important You said that douche who couldn't get below parallel in a back squat said range of motion didn't matter listen listen You know I do drowned in his cum. You know I do drown in his cum, but you know there's nuances there. No! The nuance, the nuance of course. Which cock sucking 500 pound squatter? Here we go, 107.

Here's the nuance Sevan. This guy's working out in class, and that other guy tried to say he said You don't be doing In over the bar Your Canadian no rep. No, those are all good. Those are all good The capacity the I'm going to go ahead and do the the the the

the the the you. I'm not gonna take you home unless you do five of these. He's I and you dude she's totally I and you. Oh no no. Get us one get us one come on. On the bench stand on the bench hey dude if you do one

you can just go do the bar muscle ups again. Come on. Hey you called the bar muscle ups. the Use your mouth man! Put your mouth into it! Three in a row, let's go Austin! Just get up on the bench and do it. Good idea. Oof! Go figure it out! Fucking figure it out on the fly! Look at that fat ass! Come on, let's go!

Level 3 training! Hahaha! Hey dude, you're a good sport. We are pretty hard on you, so I'm in a bad mood today. Oh, I know it's so, Amman. That was great, dude. That was great. Thank you.

Good job, bro. You're probably triple boosted, so make sure you watch your heart beat for the next hour. Enjoy communism. God bless Canada. Nope. Yeah. next hour. Oh, God bless Canada. You know, I like that guy. Yeah, I like him too. He took it. He took it and smiled. That's good. They should do not as good as Gage, but it's fine. Yeah, Gage is like, yes, sir.

I'll take it. All right, where you want to put it. like, yes, sir, I'll take it. All right. Where you want to put it. I don't think you're quite deep enough yet. 4 p.m. today, Pacific Standard Time. I'll be going on Glenton Things 4 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. Nice. Who knows what I'm going to say there. Isn't that when the fights are? No. Happening now, right? The fights are happening now. Chase, thanks for coming on. Pedro, Caleb, Eller, Taylor's self-centred training. Vindicate, thank you so much.

We kept the $500 this week. Next week it'll be a thousand. Outta the way, Taylor. We can't go yet. What? Yeah, I got one more thing. Oh, I sprained up his fucking website. Shut the fuck up, Peter.

VNDKD.com. VNDKD.com. I made it myself. I made it myself. You should have made the meat spin dot com. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Shut the fuck up, man. Hey, did you put Bryson on there because you felt like you had to? Look, where's he at? Oh, he's fucking at the top of the well.

Look, this is the fucked up thing. Sevens on top. Little fucker. Thank you. And then Colt Merton's and then me what the fuck it's probably an order of what sells the most do you think where is your new shirt don't you have a new shirt coming out today i got it not today i got a new design coming out uh maybe in like a look at this look at our fucking beautiful heads look you're getting feedback look check this out fucking you click on the pyramid

it's pretty I am I did that myself man Good job hotlink That's called in the biz a shop vindicate. They have great stuff. Thank you. Hgr CBD Correct to retards. Why are the fights on at like 9 a.m.? Are they not usually like ten? Like 9 a.m. Are they not usually at like 10 a.m. or. I'll be a blue dog. Hey oh too much fucking writing I'm so learning how to read you dumb fuck.

He's called they want their website. Daniel when I'm calling you and I want my dick out of your ass. Pull it out. Get off my dick bro. Oh, how do you come up with so many lines I've never heard before. Because I'm a sick fuck that's why you know off my dick. Taylor with the website. Don't let her hear that.

I was trying to look at her. Whoa, kind of Catholic, dude. That's ridiculous, dude. Whoo. I've seen you do that before. You can do it. Travis Bell and how's in how's in how's in. Thank you for the Support this week next week will be a thousand bucks We'll see you guys then enjoy the fights today. I'll see you guys all 4 p.m. On glinting things

Well, bye