The Sevan Podcast - KT #25 | $500 Up For Grabs

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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It's like dates and juice. Yeah, it's like a date, but better. It's more, uh, why don't I just go outside and pick up some deer shit? It's the same thing. It is, it is, but they bring the deer shit, do you? Yeah. Convenience. And my kids love this over deer shit ten out of ten times Hey, what's crazy too this whole bag has like I don't know 300 or 400 calories and

And you would never sit down and eat this whole bag They're so like thick and rich and like like it takes it takes like a good minute or two to swallow this thing down because it's so much better and gooey. Probably for you. I can probably swallow it way faster. You got to spit on your hand dude. Holy balls. This is the hardest workout ever on KillTaylor.

We were just discussing it. Let's talk about that in the comments, But I want to explain something to you. As much as I love Hiller, I love his videos, I want him to keep doing the no rep videos, I want him to be critical, I love all of that. Those fucking entitled fucks that think that CrossFit is doing something wrong just because they make mistakes, you are complete fucking morons every single fucking NFL game has more Technology and cameras on the field to check for fucking bad calls than the entire yearly Revenue of CrossFit HQ just think about that at one fucking NFL game the cameras and the technology

Provided to make sure that the game goes off with proper judging and refereeing They have more technology and dollar wise than the entire yearly revenue of CrossFit HQ and yet motherfuckers can kick the ball a guy can hit it with this hand and block it and the refs can miss it and the camera that's fucking 482,000 dollars for the lens and three million dollars for the body that can shoot at 500 frames a second still can't fucking make the right call So if you got some fucking platform that's judging it as some sort of fault of HQ as a Instead of something that we can work on you are a fucking moron. You have no context or fucking relativity You entitled fucks think that they have to fucking do the games every fucking year for you. You think they owe you a fucking sanctionals?

Taylor's ready to go. Okay Fuck you eat a dick and on top of that I want to In the community and pay $4,500 a month to HQ To fly the flag and cure the world's most vexing problem and we have one of those people with us today Matt Sousa I love you Matt. Hi guys. We're ready when you are guys call in if you want to try to win the money. Going in five four three two one. We don't go over the workout. Oh we have plenty of time today we have plenty of time today. We have plenty of time today.

I don't know. It is. I'm all fired up now. Fuck this. Let's just start ranting. I'm ready to go. Gels on the biker. Ten dumbbell snatches at 70 pounds, man. He should have made the woman weight heavier. Should have made the woman weight heavier. 10, 20, 30, 40 ascending that last round when he picks up that dumbbell

and has to do 40 reps with 70 pounds is that bad that sounds bad 28 He looks so fucking dorky with his shirt tucked in the straight Chester the molester sweats. He's wearing today Yeah, he's got to go to ball practice after this guy's He's got to go to ball practice after this guys Walmart Definitely Walmart, but today Alright, it's Sunday. He's in his leisure clothes and still gonna kick some ass on this workout

under a minute yesterday in my Zelle account a Thousand dollars showed up from a listener of the podcast to help me pay for my fucking generator So I could get my electricity back on and I just want to say that that Was crazy that I was tripping on that all day. I cannot believe how generous and kind you guys are to me, by the way Thank you a thousand or that's that's the GDP of Ireland Hey get some weird echo thing going on Let me see what's going on. Do I have an echo?

Yeah you have an echo. It's weird when you stop talking it gives a little reverb. I don't get it. I'm not hearing it. I was hearing it too. It was so subtle. If these guys could shut the fuck up we could run a test. It was mid-round so kind of okay Is that the set is this his third round yes, the model this is second 20 round 142 starts 20 snatches settle in people settle in I don't people are already asking for links I better get I don't even have that shit ready, and that's a 70 that he's doing this with yeah

less teeth less teeth Sorry, he makes it look stupid easy. Those are angles for me for sure I'll do 10. I'll do four rounds of 10. How about that a clear break between each rep? There's a store to the shoulder squat down. Yeah Oh now that was the first time we saw him just kind of dip underneath it to 25 the seven podcast phone I have to text the Oh there it is it's a good workout this is just how much do you want to hurt especially on each of those movements like the bike in the dumbbell you can

easily start to slow the cadence down on both of them and take a lot longer than you need to. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wonder why you didn't make it standing bike cows. Isn't that like, thank you. Just slam it up to 10 and just do standing bike cows. Oh, like no seat. Hey, there's already, there's already two people asking for links.

That's never happened before, before the workout's even over. That's cool. So people smell blood in the water with this. Yeah, I hope. Do you ever see people on the bike throw it up to like 10 and then put it back all the way back down? Yeah. 50.

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Matt suza's birthday is a win for me and my family. This is the sinner show on Sunday. If you're doing this show you're a sinner not going to church. That's right. Wow. Or you're Jewish. Sorry mom. I'd like to dedicate this show you're a sinner not going to church. That's right. Wow or you're Jewish I'm on dedicate this show to God. Thank you. Oh It's the caulk and her's birthday happy birthday. Yeah, that's right. We do Have you heard what a freaking?

Thunderstealer I mean Sarah Cox We've never made fun of Sarah for her last name. Have we that's it? That's a total missed opportunity Sarah Cox You can't afford to make my last name I'm bought and paid for what can I say? Jake Chapman I went to the mosque earlier good job. Good job, buddy. Well, I'll walk bar nice shake Salaam alaikum Salaam alaikum Nice shake. Salaam alaikum. Salaam alaikum.

What is their dress code there? Dress creepy day at the fucking CrossFit Charlotte? What the fuck is that? What is the Muppet wearing? What's that guy's name? Bryson. They're truly gay love. They dress the same.

Hey, it's weird that Bryson pulls his shirt over his cock, but Tyson, Tyson, what's that guy's name? Taylor tucks his shirt in. Taylor doesn't cause he has a tiny penis. Bryson does it because his dick's too big. He's hiding it. Exactly. Okay. So has he started around the 40 right now? Yeah. Are you, do you have splits Tyler? Yeah. Yeah. I got splits. Oh, you the man.

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control relations with that woman thank you I did not inject BPC 157 or CJC 1295 into my belly for three months straight hey Zach Jones either do I buddy between classes and I probably coach about 10,000 more hours than you have. So yeah, Zach. Yeah, Zach. Zach. Zachy.

I'm sure my birthday, bro. I watched. I watched the Oh, I hear the echo. I watched the no repshead with Andrew Hiller. Yeah, what'd you think? It was interesting. It was, I didn't get to, I watched like 10 minutes of it, like in my car, like two, five minute sections

while I was driving the kids around. It's funny watching Brian and Hiller try to communicate. It's almost like they're in two different rooms talking about two different events, but I kind of like it. And I had to settle in because it's so uncomfortable for me that they're just missing Like every time Brian throws him a football Hiller throws a baseball back I just love the interview with Trish when he was like Something that she responded like but you just said

I was like, you just said, I was like, damn bro, you just interrogated that ass. She's 19, she doesn't have a fucking opinion. She doesn't know what she's saying. This is why she's the coolest chick in the world. When they were talking about fighting, she said, I could see myself being one of the ring girls instead of fighting. I was like, thank God. No one should punch Trista Smith in the face. And by the way, anyone thinks that that there's anyone

Who would win in UFC over Tia Toomey? You're completely you don't know shit about fighting because the reason why Tia would win is she's the only bitch out there that could take A punch in the face Yeah, the rest of them it doesn't matter how good of a fighter you are compared to Tia like you hit her with the bat And she's still coming the rest of those girls are gonna get in the fetal position. He is not slowed down at all No, he's just beast show that this fucking soldier through this. It's incredible. Who sponsors Trista? Because she's an ex-adjure. Pervert management. Well, she's about to be the most valuable athlete if she continues to like mature and learn how to speak a little bit like she's

giving me give me give me give me two reasons why you think that's Taylor that's fast dude 749 you said yeah that's a great time that was good Wow oh man hey he's hurting he's hurting yeah oh wow listen Brian Ford I see you you better fucking hang up your phone cuz that hurts oh Man, hey, I just think I thought just I like Tristan cuz she's really loose. She's giving you know She just needs some some more life experiences to like get a little depth in the in the convo to spill out Yeah, for sure. But but but man, she's like loose and she's giving and she's generous with her thoughts and she's she's not guarded.

I hope I hope she stays that way. When she said she'll buff out last night on the show, I was like, oh my God. Like she is she's a real personality. Like what does that mean? Chittle chittle buff out. Is that a I. what does that mean? Shittle, shittle buff out. Is that I T T L E shittle buff out? Yeah. It's like growing up, like if you ran your truck into something and it

wasn't really bet that bad dudes would just say, ah, shittle buff out. All right. You can work that out. And so she, you know, for her to say that tells me a lot about where she was raised and that like, she still is in that culture Which is cool. It's so different from all the other athletes When I had her on the show, I she's like, yeah, I got a pipe truck with a straight pipe I'm like, what's a straight pipe? She's like fuck. I don't know

Brian Ford is waiting in the wings with the beautiful camera shot. Taylor still on the ground two minutes later. He needs a whole e-balls. Yeah, you know, the suppository. They last three days. That's what he's posing for right now. When I eat a whole. Hey, oh, he's wow. Nice.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It's Instagram. Hey, bro. He has a dumper. He has a dumper. Hey, Lizzie for that. Girls will actually pose like that and then just be like glute day and actually make that

very common recovery positions. Yeah. Hey, if he's hurting this bad, it took him that long to get out the floor. And actually make that their favorite. It's very common recovery position, Suza. Yeah. Hey, if he's hurting this bad, it took him that long to get off the floor. Nobody's beating him today. Yeah. Nobody's beating him today. That's the standard. That's the standard pose for Pilates or Danny Spiegel's account. Well, is that what you did when you went to Pilates last weekend? Yes.

Exactly. Assume the position. Dude, there when you went to Pilates last weekend? Yes Exactly assume the position Dude, there's a position in Pilates where you just pin your ankles to your ears They call that college though. Yeah His ankles wow, look at him god tell him to take his uh sweats off. What is going on? That looks so uncomfortable Looks good, man. He's chilling on a Sunday, you know, who wears that? He's not, he's not coaching or nothing. Those perfect bars in there. Y'all sell perfect bars. How you get, you guys get those wholesale prices.

Do you all remember the best bar ever? Like that was the name of the bar. It was so much better than perfect bar. It was amazing. It was like CrossFit dudes. I Like perfect car, but it makes my kids break out. Maybe fucks their skin up. It's like the perfect fat bar. Those things are Loaded up. Okay. We are in the recovery room at CrossFit Charlotte with a big-ass white dog Why you guys wait dude aka Taylor Why you guys wait dude? aka tater Taylor oh I do hear an echo what the fuck fuck

Hold on let me mute my mic see if it's me it's not you. I don't think it's you Okay, are you guys? Maybe it is you damn it yeah cuz I when you first came on Taylor before we started the show I had a little echo and now it's guys. Maybe it is you. God damn it. Yeah, because when you first came on, Taylor, before we started the show, I had a little echo and now it's gone. Maybe it is you. Oh, he gone. Man, we have somebody waiting on deck. Is this the first time we've had somebody on deck this early? Yeah, there's two people.

There's two people, I think. Oh, look, he's back. What's up, Taylor? What's up? Has it been gone? Good. We got our first victim, it's bad. It was definitely not easy.

You look the most intense of any kill, Taylor, 23 or 24, however many we've done that have ever seen you. You look like nervous as fuck. Yeah. Why did you use standing by cows instead of sitting by cows? Uh, I don't know how practice thing. Oh my God. Who's Brian, are you going to tap? Tap what the ground? No, you're your camera girl. No, are you going to tap?

Are you going to stop? Are you going to stop the workout? You think you're going to make it through? I'm I think a lot of people are going to tap today. Yeah, I'll tap probably in the round of 20. You'll probably be all right guys you guys is pure entertainment all right I love it all right buddy go hard this look really bad man Taylor went to a dark place early it looked like I hope I can get to a dark place probably won't't be able to. But you guys will cut me off early so you won't be able to see me laying on the floor for about 40 minutes after.

Are you a firefighter? No, fuck no. I'm a pedophile. Oh! Wow. Holy... I don't have to ask who you voted for then. Are you already voting for me? Holy shit.

Straight from San Francisco. Oh! Yeah, girl! voted for then. Alright, let's get this buddy. Good luck buddy. Mike first right? Yeah. Yes. Okay. Just remember it only gets worse.

He's got a big dumper. He might do good at this. Yeah. He's turned up, dude. That was a hidden gulp. No, it's the noble shorts. Those things are just... Yeah. Those definitely lower your testosterone. What's his name?

Oh, he's bald. I didn't see that coming. Oh, and he's yoke. Holy shit, he's yoke. All right, stop it. Stop it. that coming oh he's yo totally shitty yo guys little itty-bitty wastes they have those you know and they were the belt yeah yeah can I mean this that baby back rib you know my god his body slaps Wow Ford wants to eat you out. OK. Will you guys count me down? Sure. We'd love to. Can you hear us? Oh, yeah.

Run, Caleb, that's all you, buddy. Oh, looks like it. Me and Caleb had a kid like if I fucked Caleb and he got pregnant. It's what I think. That's a really good. Me. Yeah. Yeah, you're riding the reverse cowboy, Caleb. Fuck you.

You're in your dreams. You're in your dreams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, you're riding the reverse cowboy, Caleb. In your fucking dreams, uh. Reverse cowboy. In your dreams. Oh, yeah. Caleb, let's count him down. All right, ready? Five, four, three, two, one. Go.

Ten calories. Yeah, he's fucked. And we're off. He's on pace. That's right. That was sexual harassment. My fault. Can't call people bald now.

Huh? And we're off. He's on pace. That's right. That was sexual harassment. My fault. Can't call people bald now. Huh? Yeah, it's sexual harassment if you call people bald. I wasn't asking you huh, Tyler? Sorry, Taylor! Fuck man! Taylor, too slow? Off the bat? Or do you got to pace this first one you got to just chill I mean the whole workout is being able to hold I think the 30 and 40 elbows lock out your elbows hey stop it look at him go crushing it great Great camera angle. When did I get off? Yeah. Uh 28 seconds and he's on

got off. 50 seconds on the dumbbell snatch. So he's on on the same at that pace. And then did he get off the bike at 142 essentially dumbbells at 142. Yeah 142. Hey guys everybody say a quick prayer if you're religious for David Weed. We've got a colonoscopy appointment to all the way through his team. We made it 21 minutes without that reference. At least we'll know you don't have colon cancer, David. I would just like to take this time to shout out my mom and grandpa who are watching this show over in Arizona. Mom, Grandpa, say a prayer for David Weed. Oh.

What's up, come on, Tony. Timer. Where was I? 147. Hattie, the can you is 10 on the biker, 10 snatches and then 2020 30 30 40 40. No girl can win. So don't bother calling in. Although it's always nice to see you in the chat. Nice and smooth. Oh yeah. This guy reeks of K-2 hops. No, he's already smooth. I think he reeks of like, when did I finish the first time he snatched his Tyler? Come on.

225. This guy thinks he can do it. This guy thinks he can do it. He's going for it. He's going for it. See how slow he's sticky he's getting. So he's right on pace, yeah, yeah exactly, huh that's good

Come on Brian don't be a pussy don't be a pussy Philan says Does he know he's right on pace girl on face does he know Yes, he knows You No, you're hot. Hey, you want to do the workout next? Yeah. What was my time? Why is your gym empty on a Sunday morning? Why is your gym empty? We don't have class on Sundays. Yeah, not you. Not you. Where is this gym? This is CrossFit St.

Louis. Oh, I've been here. Yeah. You guys don't have class on Sunday morning? We just had our open gym hero on. Hey, will you go see what he's holding on the bike? You don't have to do that. Yeah.

You don't have to do that. Yeah, yeah. You don't know who's going to run the bikes, Suzy. You fucking swear. Taylor actually cares. The rest of us are perverts. So don't worry. Go do it. I was going to say, I've watched the show before. That was a good move. Go straight down his dumbbell for us.

Hey, Brian, what are you holding on the bike? What are you holding? Four inches. 3000. Yeah. the Yeah, what a great dumpers you had. Yeah, but yeah And his legs are gonna explode if he's already doing that Gosh, this show is like five-year-olds one chick just walks in front of the camera. We all go 1 0 5 1 whatever 6 2 this morning 5 1 5 1 6 Pat Lang great ass on the broad. I agree check Even Pat Lang agrees. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Forget when the gays look Kimberly's going to church with my mom. That's amazing. That was the weird thing about Pilates. None of the girls had the bulbous ass. They were in great shape and none of them had

the bulbous ass. Isn't that just 447 he's already fallen way off. Don't drop the dumbbell. That's five second penalty. Ryan, this is what it feels like when someone's fucking you in the dumper. Trust me. I know. you in the dumper. That's me. I know. Hey, did you see me twerk after I finished high that low? Oh boy. We missed it. We missed

it. Hey, dude, it looked way too good. Yeah, you should. It's overly concerning how, how, how much you're worried about how it looked. I don't know what everybody thought of my daddy duck truck daddy you know. Hey, this is his final round. Yeah. This is 40. Wow. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest with you. He ain't got it. We got a real contender

here. He's got two minutes. He's got two minutes. Is there any other colors? I sent five for you. My name is Brian Ford. Not a ship down here. we got James Sprague in the wing here James Sprague in the wing. Oh Is it really? Yeah, look at him. Yeah, look at him. James warming up. He's warming up, dude He's about to come snap tap that ass boy. There's clearly no one in the wing you fucking stupid liars. Yeah We took away your access. Did you do that seat not go low enough for Colton to ride? Is that why he chose the seat too? I think colton rides the c2 with the seat angled upward you know what i mean yeah so you can get more depth

he actually got a special seat ordered from crossfit charlotte they took a mold of my penis and mounted it to the seat oh my god that's colton's seat and that's Colton seat too Alright we're in the final round the time to beat is 749 he's gonna have a minute it looks like I think it's done to do this matches let's not for my yeah right my he's packing 37 49 seconds sorry not gonna happen especially when you walk a mile that's three hey he didn't touch the head of the dumbbell on the second one I'm fine with it six he's got it let him keep going seven seven hey you got it come on nine Brian is holding this

11. Oh, come on. You guys really got in his head. Hey, you were crushing it, dude. Good job. Were you on? Were you on the team this year from CrossFit St. Louis? No, no, no, not that good. Damn, they must be good. Do you own the gym? No, no. No, okay. Just say, uh, sometimes part-time member. Hey, dude, you look great, so at least there's that. Yeah. Hey, is that your girl? Yeah, that's my girlfriend.

Yeah. Good job, that looks fun. Good job. I think most people call that a beard, don't they? No one will ever know. No one will ever know. Stand close to her. No one will ever know. Well, thank you. Buddy, you're the best. Thank you. Thanks for trying. Great work, dude. That's a brutal work.

Yeah, you were close. It looks way too easy. Yeah, good job, dude. Great job, man. Is he dumb and retarded? Yes. Yeah. Good job, dude. Great job, man. He's dumb and retarded. Yes. Oh, I was asking Tyler. Alright, we'll see you next week, dude. Thanks. Later.

Order some holy balls. Holy balls. Tyler said you were close and I think that exposed him as triple boosted. Tyler's mad. Tyler's mad. I'll stop. I'll stop. Lost the workout. I'm the fucking retard. I'm the word out. I'm the gay retard. I never Oh, we do have a really bad echo. Yeah, Tyler's intense

right now. Look at him. Tyler's like, I love you, Tyler. I'm sorry. Everybody listening to the show. Tyler's the best person on the show. And I probably piss them off more than anyone else on the planet. More than john young?

Probably. No. You never got me down ladies. Calm down. You've never gotten me into nearly as much trouble as john got into me this one week. True. It doesn't matter all metrics Lost the workout, but won the girlfriend. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, who cares when you got a hot chick like that He's gonna fuck him after that workout. Yeah, he's gonna need a holy balls in a

And a shot at CJC is that guy on something? Yeah, he's on fucking cum or something. He's on the juice Yeah, good for him For which part on the cum or on the juice? Yeah any I don't discriminate. Yeah, you're open very open listen guys five $500 It's too easy movements. It's just the C2 bike and snatches. This is crazy. Clearly it's wide open because Colton's not going to try to win it today.

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No, no, they got to do the same calories. Thoughts? Anyone? Tyler, what do you think? Yeah, I think they can. I think they can beat him. I think it's too light too. I think you're going to regret that. I think a girl is going to call in and beat them. So this is the deal, Sepp. We should do a workout like this where it's on, it's on a track and you use a bicycle and you have to bike the same distance. That'd be really cool. That would be awesome. Hey, you know what's crazy

is when you did this swim workout, when you did the swim workout, I thought no one would call in and we got so many call-ins that day. I was convinced no one was going to call in. Not a girl's workout. That's probably the best show to do. This is Sunday, so I feel like a lot of people rest on Sundays. Damn, my hamstrings hurt so bad. Hattie, it's 20 pounds lighter than the men's dumbbell. He didn't say it was a 20 pound dumbbell. So you have a picture. She's beautiful.

She's trying to beat me with a... Dude, let's... Should we... No. Sorry. No. Let's keep our 500 bucks. Yeah.

No. Sorry. No. Let's keep our 500 bucks. No. Yeah. Will Branstad on the graphics making Taylor look just absolutely stunning. 10 on the biker, 10 dumbbell snatches, 20, 20, 30, 30, 40, 40. Taylor, why ascending? Why not descending? It was JR's idea. I was thinking five rounds of 20 and 20 and JR said you should do ascending. I was like, oh, that's JR's idea. I was going to do, I was thinking five rounds of 2020 and JR said you should do ascending and I was like, Oh, that's a good idea. Ascending such mo- such more of a mental fuck.

It's was definitely way harder physically too, because when you're the most tired, you have the biggest chunk. Yeah. Hey, unlike the socialist cucks out there who want handouts of the people who want inner government intervention, all the fucking European fucking fascist and socialist, I am so excited that CrossFit is allowing us to thank you Pedro, that is allowing people to represent and all the fascist and socialist. The fact that they are going to I can't wait to see the details on how we can run an event that gets someone to the games with no intervention

from CrossFit. I do not want their fucking money. I do not want their workouts. I do not want their fucking media team. I love that they're giving us the opportunity and I hope it's something feasible for us. And if it's not that's fine too. Like I don't know if they're charging $50,000 for it or 10. That's up to them. I ain't mad at them. But if somehow we can do that, the 7-on podcast, we will get one of these events and we will throw it at fucking CrossFit Livermore crash or I'll even ask Dave if we can do it at the ranch. And I love the fuck that CrossFit is just handing these

out. And you cucks from fucking Europe, Luca, who think that like it's somehow bad that CrossFit is not not involved. You're just a whiny little bitch. We love that. I'm glad they're out of the space. Just give us the qualification and we will do the rest. We don't need your help. We can leverage the CrossFit community that's around CrossFit HQ to make it valuable for us. You can rent my barn for $1,000 Winnie hunt included. Yeah, maybe we'll do it at Colton's place. Yeah, totally

Weiner sir extra. Yeah Be an event catch a wiener. Oh Pat Lang you you put you put tutors dick in your mouth How else would you know it's not huge you're adding you're out of your Tudors taking you out. It must be huge with your big fucking mouth You're out of your mind if you don't think tutors hog is hog is huge. You, I mean you're... You can see it from outer space. Yeah. Hey! Don't make fun of Luca! Yeah, you're, you're, you're out of your mind. Is it safe? Yes, it's safe. It's very safe. So safe you wouldn't believe it. Is it safe?

Oh, I thought that was, I thought it was safe to put Tudor's cock in your mouth. Sorry, wrong commercial. There's the number. If you want a link, you can just come in and we will love on you and cater to you to your success of beating Taylor. We want you to win. All you have to do is send me a text message and we'll get you all hooked up. Check this out, Saban.

We're going to be doing, I don't know if I told you, well we did one earlier this year. We did one in like in August. We gave away, Sentinel gave away a free Level 1 scholarship to somebody on our program. Yeah that's cool. That's really cool. We're opening it back up to do that again for people, for members that are going to get, we'll just do like an application, like a scholarship application. And then later on this year, or maybe in 2025, at the beginning of 2025, we're going to be giving away just randomly two Level 1s.

It's going to be crazy. Hey, that's so interesting that you do that. So think about this. Think about how critical Taylor has been of HQ. Think of how critical fucking this show has been of HQ. Think of how critical we've been of CrossFit. And yet this fucking guy can distinguish the fact between being critical and offering a gift

which teaches someone how to cure the world's most vexing problem and take them to a level fun, to a level one, a level fun. Well, I think I'm just not retarded. A level fun too. It is a level fun, yes. Go ahead, Taylor. I just, I think I'm not so retarded that I can't, you know, understand that there's

a massive separation between CrossFit the methodology and CrossFit the company. And even, and even when I've been critical of CrossFit the company, CrossFit the company and even and even when I've been critical of CrossFit the company I've been very clear to be precise with the specific people I am being critical of. Like I don't think it's very rare I've been critical of Dave or Boz or the games team and I've been critical of them but not in a way where I'm like disrespecting them. There are however people at HQ I've definitely disrespected, but I love CrossFit, and I love the methodology, and I think it saves people's lives, and that's why we give it away.

We give the Level 1 scholarship. It changed my life, and we want to be a part of giving someone else that opportunity to change their life, and then to affect the people around them, and to change other people's lives. Hey, you can point at a fireman who's a fat tub of shit without being critical of the entire fire department or wanting the fire department to go away. We still need the fucking fire department,

but you can be like, man, that fat fuck shouldn't be on the fucking engine. Right. And yeah, these people who can't make the distinction between the two, they're out of their mind. And I think it's amazing that you give away Level One. That's a lifetime gift for someone. And it really shows your commitment.

I wonder how many people have actually done that, give away Level 1s that aren't CrossFit. I don't think, well, I've never heard of anyone. Not a lot. A lot. Host, more than affiliates that host Level 1s. Like when we have a Level 1,

CrossFit gives Andy two scholarships to give to members for free. Other than that, I don't know of any online programs or any programs in general that give those away. Yeah, that's a I wouldn't even count that as to what you're doing, Taylor, because you're just taking it out on your own and saying, hey, this is this is super important and we're going to do a giveaway with you're coming out of your own money for it. So I don't even put, you know, the scholarships in the same category as what you're doing.

That's right. Hey, you could also tell to the camps that are contributing or the programming or the people that are contributing to the space because they do stuff like what Taylor's doing, which is like if you do if you do whatever he

gives away a level one. I mean, that's a massive contribution because you can take that level one, you could go help out at your local gym, you could even turn it into a coaching job potentially. And it's crazy to me too, that you see all the other people that extract from the space, but like, find somebody else outside of maybe maybe mayhem, find somebody

else that is actually trying to grow the pie and not to shrink it. Guess what motherfuckers, when you eat the last slice of pie, it's gone. Yeah, it ain't coming back. And that's what you guys are doing right now. You're gobbling up the fucking pie with no contribution. You're not growing it. You're just eating more and more and more of it. And until you fucking idiots get it out of your mind that it's not a professional sport. And I'm sorry, you're not a professional athlete. Pat Lang sentinels, the best programming out there.

It's not even close. I'm Jack right now. My wife can't get enough of my hog. And you missed the part where you said if you're doing mayhem, you're wasting your money. I heard, I saw it, I saw it. Marco, I love my boy Rich Funny. Marco Calderon, discouraging to not sign up for the open is ridiculous.

It is insane, dude. When I see people tell others not to sign up for the open, it makes me wanna go fucking nuclear. It makes me wanna get fucking physically violent on people. It's crazy. It's selfish. It's so selfish He goes who the fuck are you to tell something? It's like uh to me I equate it to telling people that they have to get vaccinated. Oh my brother died So i'm gonna recommend nobody give crossfit their money and if you do you must hate my brother That's basically what luka did and everyone who's getting on board with that is basically saying hey

because of this reason if you sign up for the open then you support what happened there are two completely separate things completely separate hey and he you know what he's doing he's dragging his brother's name through the mud too he's taking this movement that saves people's lives and going to war with it using his brother's memory as the fucking battering ram. And he thinks he's fucking untouchable because it's fucking some like,

cause it's hugely emotional that someone passed away and people are giving them a pass. But we've been through this before. Sorry buddy, George Floyd beat you to it. I don't know shit about Luca and I don't want to, I'm not saying that he drug, he's dragging his brother's name to the dirt. And I just think- I am, I am, I'm saying. I got you, I hear you. I'm just saying, I think for him to go. I'm not saying that he's dragging his brother's name through the dirt.

And I just think that- I am, I am, I'm saying it. I got you, I hear you. I'm just saying, I think for him to tell other people not to do the openness crazy, I don't know if this is a perfect metaphor, but it would be like me saying, oh, my dad was a fucking wild alcoholic

and he fucking died because he was an alcoholic. And now I'm gonna be angry at everyone who fucking drinks a beer. Yeah. Yep, yep. Except imagine if the beer was good for you, right, right? Yeah You get a little fucked up a little fucking funky. I mean Wrong with some rodent sodas little nose beer afterwards. It's all good 99 cents for Suzy's birthday. Thank you. The rest of you guys can just sit on a fat clock. Oh is it is it is it Suze's birthday? Yeah yeah. Damn that's crazy how old are

you 41? No 37. Ernie I feel like it's gonna cause more separation you know what really it's gonna do it's gonna cull the herd and it's been long needed. It's been long, long needed for the people who don't want to take personal responsibility or accountability to beat it. That's basically what's going to happen. Last time they did this, not last time the Wokesters did I'm out and all they do is hurt the community instead of bring the community together and show strength in the community. Those people who are doing that, this time they're not going to get a pass like they did last time. Last time they got a pass, this time they're not gonna get a pass like they did last time last time they got a pass this time They're not and wrote an article about this. It's gonna be out on spin soon

It's it's the same sentiment you guys are sharing It's titled burn it all down, but it gets to what you guys are saying. Yeah Yeah Isn't there Brandon Hall isn't their fight against cross fight against CrossFit, the sport, not the methodology? You all spent 10 minutes talking about this and now the two are indistinguishable. For me, they are indistinguishable. For me, they're, basically, it's those people are performing on the back and leveraging the CrossFit community and we celebrated them. And when the community goes through tough times, instead of them being the ones that hold it together

they're the ones who are tearing it apart, so we gave them the mantle to be these fucking public figureheads in our space and And it's in that was stupid because now instead of when times get tough instead of holding the community together They're the ones who for selfish reasons just wedge Make it worse you never once hear any of those fucking guys mention the affiliates and there would be nothing without the affiliates. All they care about is the temperature of the fucking water. Eaton Beaver, happy birthday to the number one

executive producer, Ted Talk podcast, posting the world. Happy birthday to the number one executive producer, okay, Matt Susan. The 1999 doesn't get me to say it twice, love you. I was gonna say that you definitely don't look 37. If I were giving an honest guess, I would say like 33 or 34. Who? I appreciate that.

Oh, and also this is, this is the critical point. Like people are like, Oh, aren't they trying to distinguish between the sport and methodology? Well, Dave said the other day that the prize purse comes from open registrations and no one's doing the open. Like, think about if there weren't affiliates and there weren't members of affiliates and there weren't affiliate owners encouraging their members to do the open and to do a Friday Night Lights and to measure their fitness and to compete against the community. What if there were just no affiliates and it was the cross?

Who would sign up for the open? Would you think we'd have 10,000 signups? Not even. Dude, it would be like NorCal Classic or Waterpalooza. It's not a dig at them, but the thousand people who are there, the competitors and their grandparents and their kids. And that's why you can't distinguish between the sport and the methodology. The games are a celebration of fitness, and I think that's the best way that they could have ever described it. It's to find the fittest on earth, but it's a celebration of what the community can do

and the kind of results that you can get from doing CrossFit. And for them to think that, oh, we're special, we're above. It's like, oh, we're above the community. We're above the affiliates. We're different. Shut the fuck up, man. The thing that I find really annoying about it is, with the exception of one or two, it's people who are at or nearing the end of their career as well. So it's people who

are like probably on the way out, probably have maybe two or three years left. And it just spits in the face of people who, and I don't know what their opinions are, but people like Dallin, like James Sprague, like Paddy Cano, like those people who are like just coming into the sport. And it's like, oh shit, am I a bad person now? Am I going to be viewed differently if I continue to do this? Because all of these people that I watch coming up

to the sport are saying that I shouldn't do it, or are hinting or insinuating or whatever that I shouldn't do it. If you don't want to do the open, like fine, whatever. But you shouldn't be going out saying like, I'm not and neither should you. Or like, you know, you shouldn't do, we shouldn't do, whatever, But you shouldn't be going out saying like, I'm not and neither should you or like, you know, you shouldn't do we shouldn't do whatever. It's just fucking

that's the thing that really pisses me off about it. Pat and Brent have taken the hard fucking cock of their career and suck all the come out the balls. And as soon as it got soft, they chuck it to the side.

Thank you. Thank you. Hey, there's people, imagine the difference in lifestyles of someone like Austin Hatfield or Hattie Can you, Hattie Can you is fighting fucking fires during the day and then fucking working to be a CrossFit Games athlete. Austin Hatfield is taking the penises of rabbits and sticking them in the vaginas of rabbits and running around like a fucking jackass eating rabbits all day. Dude, I think he's fucking rabbits. I don't know what he's doing, but just think of the difference in what they're doing. Colton Colton's fucking has a hose and spraying shit off of walls all day

versus a fucking Brent has a little fucking drawer that he reorganizes with the six papers that make up the PFAA. He just reshuffles them for six hours a day between sessions. It's like, fuck dude. Fuck. Happy birthday, Matt Souza. Sorry. God.

Thank you, dear. Very sweet. You have a flag. Can anybody make sense of why the athletes who are at the top, the PFA and all that stuff seem to be pushing for professionalization of the sport and, and bettering the sport for the athletes, but they can't seem to see that for professionalization of the sport and, and bettering the sport for the athletes, but they can't seem to see that it all started from the community. I think that they pay for it. If the community dries up, it's all gone and all their focus

is on the top of the pyramid and not the bottom. Listen, you want to know why Tyler? It's the same reason Taylor fucking Swift endorses Kamala Harris and the same reason Travis fucking Kelsey endorses Pfizer. They're so fucking out of touch with normal people. They are so fucking out of touch with reality. The consequences of their actions don't affect them. That's how out of touch they are. The consequences of their actions affect people like Austin Hatfield, affect people like Hattie Canio, but they have no effect on Brent and Pat because they've sucked the cock clean. They've already gotten everything they think they can get out of it.

So now why not just take a fat steaming turd on everyone else's opportunities? Fuck. It's so annoying, dude. Damn. Someone said to me today, they said, Oh, I bet Adler and Laura don't do the don't do the game. And I said, hang on. I was like, why? Why do you think that? And they were like, just like they really seem to take a stand on it. And I was like, do you not think it's something to do with the fact that they

both have earned around a million dollars a piece out of the sport and are in a financial position to say, hey, I'm going to take a stand on this. I fucking can, as opposed to someone who's like barely making ends meet saying, look, I morally can't stand for this. I'm going to take a stand, even though it's going to hurt me financially. It's like Laura, like the reason Laura doesn't put up any fucking sponsored post, the only thing she doesn't put on a red bull hat is because she doesn't need to, because she has money. Like she's well supported.

She's built up her thing and she's fine. So she can afford to say, all right, I'm quitting the games and I'm walking out. Sponsors go fuck yourself if you want, I'll get other ones like but there's so few, so few athletes in that position. Yeah, that's Maggie Murray, my boyfriend does Sentinel can confirm way hotter now that the hilarious part about why don't you read the whole thing and his semen tastes way better? Why didn't you read that? This is the hilarious thing about this. A couple years ago, I made a post. I had maybe like 700 followers. I was a fucking nobody. And this is when Noble and CrossFit partnered up to make those t-shirts

about the magic is in. It was like the magic's in the movement, whatever. Greg Glassman quote. And they didn't quote Glassman. So I reposted the Noble post and said, what a piece of shit company. Fuck Noble or something along those lines. I remember that for not giving great credit. And some cocksucker named Matt O'Keefe came the fuck after me saying I was a horrible person and I was tearing a brand down. I was

ripping a brand of shreds and tearing them down. Some bald fucking retard with half a follower talking about Noble. Now look at all of his athletes literally tearing CrossFit down with fucking tooth and nail. And the guy's just still got a fucking massive dick in his mouth and he can't fuck with him right. He has no idea what's going on. This is the hypocrisy of people like this. People like that saying, Oh, I want to be a part of making the community better. Look at what all your fucking

people are doing, bro. Fuck. This is like a games update show we've gone way off the rails. No no we're waiting for someone who wants the 500 bucks. They got 11 minutes. Hey imagine walking into CrossFit Charlotte to inquire about CrossFit. Hey no listen this is why I have Meissen right there. He's like playing he's playing defense dude, so somebody said to him Hey, hey, let me just finish mimes looking this dick and then I'll deal with your Taylor self you're totally wrong Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are two down-to-earth nice regular people Yeah, yeah that 20 million dollar of Pfizer endorsement didn't help You know, I've actually seen Taylor in action one time having a we were at the games and you were talking about something

I forget you're like, yeah His dick so fucking small could probably fit through that lifesaver and then somebody was standing behind you and you kind of turn to They're like, hey Taylor, my name's so-and-so and so and I fall asleep and all of a sudden he just flipped. He's like, Hey, great to meet you. Yeah. It was so amazing. And then they walk away and he's like, I totally just yelled that dick thing in front of that person.

Right? He's like, damn it. Hey dude, I got a question for you, Taylor. When you the other day on the show, you said I sent Jeremy a dick pic and he tried to put his phone in his mouth Did you just make that up on the fly? Yeah, I did that's dude. That's Dude that's dude. That's that's um Class dude, sometimes I have good jokes and other times I have ones that just make you want to boot me off the stream

Dude, that one was like that's probably one Of the best lines I've ever heard that Dude, are you kidding me that when you kill Tony dude that thing was crazy a Felice birthday, Suze. Thank you, dude Thank you, Jose very cool you Merkiko Jose won the Two brain video contest, affiliate video contest. Vicky, 74, 299.

Thank you, dear. Time for a new dog, just saying. What's this? Anything else? Hey, we're the people that for the month of December, we're going to be given, I mean, is that a thing? Yeah, we're going to do that. So next week, Holy Balls will be the sponsor again, 7 on 15

for 15% off. I need to eat one of these. And then this is their new packaging by the way there. They're so good They sent me 12 bags a week ago and I ate all of them already Serious. Yeah, can you guys send me some more? Yeah, they're delicious No, I can't really one is one's gnarly you eat like a whole bag on the way home from the gym Wow Yeah, they're good. Is that how you eat them? I told I eat them one third of the time Yeah, when I have them I lie upside down on my bed and smack them on my face You slap them on your chin oh

my gosh What's your favorite flavor? Mine I like the Mac Daddy the macadamia. It's like reminds me of a fucking subway macadamia. Not cookie, dude That little fuck and I used to eat fucking Subway sandwiches and Jared's cock like I would just have macadamia and not cookies and go crazy. Those are the best ones Yeah, they're insane. Do they make a footlong cookie now? Did it? Long what's it shaped like?

Like a fucking cock dude. That's amazing. Wow. It's even rounded off the edges. Bryson you want Subway? Hey when did JR give you the workout Taylor? Uh he didn't give it to me I was telling him about the workout maybe Tuesday or Wednesday and he was helping me with making it ascending. So was any part of you like, I mean that's a, it was a horrible workout. You look, I was thinking, like I was going back and forth with JR about doing skier or biker and we agreed on skier and then I decided that biker would probably be better because I've been biking a lot and I've been skiing recently. But yeah, I was pretty nervous about it just because I know what I should be able to do. And that's not to say like the hard part about Kil Taylor, I always go hard when we do it,

but it's it's not impossible. It's really hard to go as hard as I would if I'm like side by side with Dalen. Do you know what I mean? Like there's don't know what you mean, but I believe you. It's it's hard. And I always finish and I'm like, man, I don't know if I could have done it better. And then I see someone, sometimes it beats me. I'm like, damn, I can definitely beat that. So if I go back and beat it. So like today, I always get hired and finish drink potato as well. So today I was like, all right, there's no faster than that.

And looking back, okay, I don't know, maybe there's nine seconds, 10 seconds. So it's hey, dude Is it kind of like when when like if your wife's half asleep and you put it in her and you just come in two Minutes cuz no one's staring at you Versus like you're having sex and like she's looking you in the eyes and you're like fuck I better double the time on this and make this four minutes. I better wait till she has one someone's wait Okay, I got it. All right. I told I, I mean, I'm just trying to look for something I can, you know what I mean, relate with.

See, exact same. All right. No difference. Yeah, okay. I get it. All right, guys. Great show. $500 on the line.

We have time for one more contestant. If anyone would like to try to win it, it's an easy 500. It's going to hurt. I understand why no one's calling in today. Bears game today. No bears. I think Tyson's probably gonna play. Serious? No. Really?

The team wants him to. The team wants him to. Yeah, that's what it sounds like, right? Do you have a workout for next? Go ahead. Go ahead, Tyler. We're getting into that time period where one last person calls in and that's when we lose some money every week. We're in that zone right now. It's there.

I do actually do. I have a, oh yeah, Hans would have called in except he's a fucking gay pussy actually. Yeah, good one dude. Good one dude. So I do have a workout for next week. Me and Bryson came up with it yesterday. We did a really hard workout after we decided we had to cancel. We went to the gym and we did this really hard workout and I'm going to do a different version for Kale Taylor.

Oh yeah. You never said what do we do in December? You never said you never finished that train of thought. Oh, thousand dollars a week in December from Paper Street Coffee. And Emily, unfortunately for you, that was the last time I'll ever have to learn the lesson of scaling the workout too much for women. So there will never be another female to beat me unless Laura Horvath goes on trend for five years, gains another 30 pounds of muscle and some fucking testicle hairs

and the workouts like rowing in deadlifts. More testicle hairs. That's a lot of testicle hair. To win Kil Taylor, probably worth it. And by the way, afterwards I did a little research. Last year in Russia 400 people were arrested for posts they made on social media. 3,300 were arrested in the great United Kingdom for things they posted on social media, 3,300 were arrested in the great United Kingdom for things they posted on social media. So not only is it happening in your country, but it's happening eight times the rate of the communist dictatorship that is Russia.

So anyway, when you get out of the gym, keep your head up, look around. Shit's going sideways over there. Are you fucking serious with the holy balls? Plant based protein. So what are you talking about? Hey, dude, they fucking taste good. Same reason you suck cock. What's wrong? I'm not judging you. Wait, what's wrong with plant based protein?

It's not. It doesn't make every day. Yeah. What's wrong? Caveman is probably biased towards the meat, I would guess. Hey, anytime you eat lettuce or any green We you eat plant-based protein every single day for you to plant. There's a little bit of protein in plants It's only a lot of protein from plants. Get out of here with all that. I do eat mostly meat based protein for sure Yeah, who doesn't? Oh, do you see a paper street here? Not just a thousand if Taylor loses listeners get free free shit Wow. Yeah

Read your shit. Oh, wow. There's a deer right in front of the gym. I should fucking go kill it No, go pick up its book. Oh, that's what holy balls Done yeah Dude it's a little it's lim like a guy hit by a car. Mmm. Go put it out of its misery, dude. It's going to be looping around for the rest of your life. I'll give Bryson a thousand bucks if he can run out there and grab that buck. This rack with its scratching belly right there. Hey, I'm serious. Someone sent a thousand dollars to me yesterday.

Yeah, that's awesome. And hey, that's how much it cost to probably fix my generator. It cost $249 an hour, minimum two hours work for the guy to fix my generator and hey, that's how much it cost to probably fix my generator cost $249 an hour minimum two hours work for the guy to fix my generator He fixed it the same time the power went back on great timing This is the entire reason I bought a fucking silencer was for moments like this I left it out so you can hop outside across the charlin just fucking Cabin gear? Just kidding! Just kidding! I'm gonna get in trouble for saying that while I'm at the gym. You have two minutes to call in I'm not joking you want the 500 you better text in right now.

No one wants the 500s they don't want the pain associated with that workout. Oh true Lizzie's mine. She did get it for my birthday and it's registered in her name. So if I- Oh, that's awesome. You're fucked, dude. Why am I fucked? She's fucked. You're the one shooting it.

Yeah, good point. True. I have a- A lot of felon to carry a weapon? I have a, uh, buck. It's not a silencer Co. God, how am I forgetting this? Did you see Dave shooting his gun yesterday? Holy shit, dude. You know what's crazy?

Is the sound that thing makes. Let me see if I can pull that up. Is it TDC Hunts? Yeah, TDC Hunts. No, you barely have enough bandwidth to run your own yourself. Oh, it's a rugged obsidian. Where's that question at? Kevin, it's a rugged obsidian 9. And I'm planning on getting a 300 blackout with the quick detach because apparently you can interchange it. Like you can use it on a 300 blackout. you just have to keep it subsonic the the ammunition is this what people feel like when i talk about peace corps dave i would fuck dabe up in a gunfight listen to this listen to this listen did you just say that out loud dude i was kidding oh damn that sounds Dude that sound is crazy.

That's sick as fuck dude. That is sick. Hey, that's not what your silencer looks like right? Like a big old fucking coke can? No, mine is like a lot longer, but you can it has like two chambers so you can shorten it up like it has a really long Like with both chambers attached it's longer and it's a lot quieter with nine millimeter subsonic But then you can detach one of the chamber chambers to make it shorter So it's more concealable and it's just not quite as quiet you carry that thing No, I don't carry it with the silencer on it And then I have an aim point

Aim point Acro p2 red dot sight on it. Sebaan, have you taken the boys to shoot with Dave lately? No, but he did invite me and the boys up yesterday and it was their birthday and I had family over. So I think it's in the works. I'm gonna get the boys at AR and just a fucking barrel full of bullets and start going to Dave's regularly. Windows be damned. Yeah, exactly. Bullet.

You know what I imagine Dave, if he got fired from CrossFit again, you know what he would be? He would be one of those guys where if you're like under the age of 18 and you do a lot of drugs and don't listen to your parents, your parents can call a service and these guys just come and kidnap you and drop you off at a rehab. Like that's what David.

Oh, he would take that, he would do that job. Yeah, a hundred percent. Just collecting kids. Do you think- That almost happened to me. That almost happened to me. I think that happened to Austin Maliolo. Did you know that? Really?

Yeah, when he was a kid. It must not have worked. His dad rolled a van rolled up. Yeah, his dad had the van roll up to his house and fucking snag him. Results may vary. Alright, well thank you guys. Show's over, Pedro. Oh Pedro, you finally got good reception. Oh, no, all right. Well, thank you guys. Shows over Pedro. Oh, Pedro, you're finally got good reception. Oh, no, nevermind. No, he was just frozen. Peter, how's Christmas in

Ireland? Guys, you know, Ireland's 30 days ahead of the rest of the world. different times on the lights on the time. So it's been 80 years. Taylor, thank you from CrossFit Charlotte. Bryson Del Monte, thank you. Matt Souza, CrossFit Livermore, thank you so much. Tyler Watkins, Heat One App. Caleb from just weird places. And Pedro. Pedro White, Coffee Pods and Wads.

Thanks everyone. See you guys tomorrow morning. Bye bye. Later.