The Sevan Podcast - KT #28 | $2000 On the Table!

Episode Date: December 15, 2024

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put in to make that movie that I need to go the No woman, no dog can beat him. The workout today is, God, it's so easy. He's going to do it first. 50 GHG sit-ups, 50 cows on the road, 35 toes to bar, 35 cows on the road, 20 ring muscle-ups, 20 cows. Ouch. Is he nervous, Mr. Bryson Del Monte? Yeah. He's ready to go.

Yeah. We're ready when you are. Let's rock and roll. Let's fuck this shit go. Yeah, we're ready when you are. Let's fucking rock and roll. Let's fuck this shit up. Yeah. Andrew Hiller, Tyler Watkins, Caleb Baker, Matsu. I'm going to go five second countdown. In five, four, three, two, one, go.

Under over 915. Nine, three, two, one, yeah. the Brew $2,000 all you got to do is text me 9 to 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3 9 to 8 5 8 3 9 3 9 0 3 9 to 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3 9 to 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3 That was good. Yeah, it's gonna be under you said 915. He'll be quick. I'm 15. I'm thinking of like probably 842 Alright, is it be exactly 842 Jeremy world 1131 Jonathan or taken 952? I'm gonna go stir. Oh, going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

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It's an easy setup. Very easy. It's easier than other wonders. Like get an 87.5 inch box. But it can't be multiple boxes. 72.5 dumbbells. Yeah, right.

I absolutely love this angle, by the way. This is fucking great. What time did he get off the GHD? 1.28. Tyler Watkins, Heat 1 app. You're already off pace on your time, Tyler. Yeah. Steven Pfister, a hardly knower, 1258.

Is that Christof? Hey, is that disgusting? Does, does any, do you guys know anyone who would try to put their whole fist inside of someone? Oh, I would try to do it to myself. Calls that Friday night. Oh my God. You just got to experiment or it. You just need to know if you can He's got a stretcher. You know what I mean? Yeah What what a what a what a Disgusting thing to do if you're into fisting you need fucking help What about that other story about that one chick? God that was disgusting What I would rather fuck a hundred people than give a fucking fist put in me

Dude, no when you guys like for yourself the camera guy going in there and the smell inch that was so gnarly I was like, oh that only fans chick that had a line of people outside of her 100 people in 24 hours fans chick that had a line of people outside of her like 100 people in 24 hours she's going for a thousand they should like yeah right and live stream the whole thing that would be oh my god insane i think right like she released her the video from it and she made like 50 grand off of it like right after that oh that's it that's it not enough that's what i was saying yeah like within the first day i don't know granted a day like yeah that's not. That's it. Not enough. That's what I say. Yeah. Within the first day, I don't know. Granted a day. That's not bad. Hey, and it's such a ghetto operation. Like they filmed it with fucking iPhones.

Like she's like I bought 200 condoms in case some break. I'm like, Are you saying that iPhones aren't enough to produce a production? Yeah, hey, not when you have nine people on the payroll and people are a hundred dudes are fucking you. It's like maybe that was free They just that she just put on like an all-call like it to the school sounds like Dubai all hundred people fucking you Like you buy yeah Like oh wow the chick who fucked a hundred dudes in 24 hours and the prince of Saudi Arabia used the same cameras and the Prince of Saudi Arabia used the same cameras. Wow.

342. Oh, shit. It's going to be over. It's a game documentary being a million dollars in the hole, but that chick's just making bank get banged. Hell yeah, dude. She's got a million dollars in her hole. Hey, and she cried less than the games athletes,

and she had to get railed by 100 dudes. Oh, jeez. Toes to bar, Taylor Self, Sentinel Training. By the way, I need everyone to donate a dollar. This show is raising money for John Young. We can purchase John Young some baby registry shit. Can everyone please donate $15? That's what you said, Tyler? Tyler Watkins?

$16. Yeah, $16. $17. $18. $18. Please, everyone donate some money. I want to show you the registry soon as Taylor's done. Yeah, baby wipes. Starting now. Can we buy him a nanny so we can keep coming on podcasts? What a good dude Bryson disqualified Get him a get him love subservient. Yeah, that caused an elder get him on Megan Fox and run around the house Oh good movie, you know, I'm uh, Del Monte has a games aspirations. Did you guys know that about him? Well, you know, I want him on his CrossFit games. Don't make it. How you know that five flat stuff five minutes

Just saying give me a real grant 1999 game. He'll make it. How do you know that? Five flat stuff. Five minutes. Interesting. Kipping it real. Grant, 1999. There you go. Kenneth DeLappe, two bucks. Oh, I wrote keeping it real instead of the time. What was the time? Five minutes. Five minutes. I think I'm going to be off on that time now. He took way too long on those toes to bar. Yep. Kenneth DeLappe, I see your one and raise you another. Thank you bar. Yep. Kenneth, I see your one and raise you another. Thank you. Uh Sean Lenderman, $2 for one diaper for John Young. Thank you. And he's he's rowing

at 1200. What the? Oh, is it? Okay. He might be chilling this first like half of these and then. You know who can destroy him on this? Bill Leahy. Oh, not bad. I'm sure. He would absolutely obliterate Taylor on this one. Bill sprain his fucking penis on the fucking toes the bar Ellie Hill is pregnant. She'd beat him whoo Ellie Hiller She's pregnant. Yep. Yeah, I did not know that hey, I know how that happened. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, please tell us Wow one hot chick one hot hot chick. Ad man. Vicky, 74. Thank you, Vicky. Are you saying my cousin's out for the next season? Yeah. Damn. CrossFit, you need to donate a dollar.

Jeremy, you need to donate a dollar. Heidi, you need to donate a dollar. Thank you. That's one. Matt, thank you. John Young, Here we go. This is going to be fun spending this money in the rich. Wow, some coaching. Who's that?

That should be John's catchphrase. It's Oval Team time. Matt, well-teached. By the way, the Binge Brothers show was absolutely amazing yesterday, Hiller. I think it was the best one yet. Yeah. You're, you're even smarter than I thought. Oh yeah.

Smarter. Timer. Timer. John Jenkins. Oh, sorry. What's he doing? Is he done? No, this is a long arrest.

He's hating life. 20 ring muscles. He's going to try to go unbroken. Somebody get this kid out of the way. Seven minutes when he actually stood off the rower. I Like that little kid that's good. What is it the kid hour over there? There's another little kid on the right What is it the kid hour across me? Saturday? Timothy Sutton two bucks. Thank you Natalie nine dollars Pat Lang 20 bucks Jesus. Thank you Wow

You guys are so generous going to our, I mean, John's kids. Yeah. That is, yeah. Same. Here we go. Let's go. How come these people in the gym aren't gathering around him

to cheer him on? For fuck's sake, it's Taylor self. Yeah, they just avoid him there. 7.43, did you do all. 747 did you all 20? Did you all 20? No, I think. Oh, Jeremy R. Thank you.

Magnus Holmgren. He's wow. That's a good movie to the unborn. Shelly young, grandma and grandpa. Yeah. Congratulations guys. That's awesome. We'll watch the baby so we can do podcasts. You guys are great. too, The Unborn. Shelly Young, Grandma and Grandpa. Yeah, congratulations guys, that's awesome. We'll watch the baby so we can do podcasts.

You guys are great. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That's like the best thing about grandparents. Jose, the affiliate contest film winner tossing in some of his $5,000. John Young, here's a little extra for your diaper too. Oh, for his John's diaper.

Wait, was that really John Young's grandparents? No, that's his mom, Shelly. She's younger than I am, I think. Oh yeah. He's got to finish this in the next 20 seconds. Almost got it. Nine twenty-one. So it's going to be, it's going to be under. John's having a baby. We're after this, we're going to go over to the baby shower place and we're going to buy him something. Please donate a dollar or two dollars or three dollars 9 Damn, look at him. What's he at?

2300 2400 to tad James for a trend baloney sandwich for John's baby He's Rihanna Roney from my boyfriend's bank account very Very nice. Hey, have your boyfriend going for it too. He's going for it. Shit. I know. Six. Are you saying Tyler?

Would you say 915? I'm getting better. Wow. That's pretty good. That's great. I thought he'd do better on the toes to bars. Beast. I thought he moved pretty good on the toes of bark.

You think his balls are sweaty? Little Rebecca Fusilet? He's hairless, so it's just sweats dripping. I like the activeness of the gym. It's cool. Yeah, it's a great shot. Yeah. What's that yellow writing on the right over there?

Cole, cock, what is it? KOK? What is that? I don't know. Hopefully we get right in the right spot. It's got a whiteboard over it though. Cool. Pat Lang, that's insane.

This workout would take Hiller 16 minutes. He means that. Damn. Not you, Andrew Hiller, the other Hiller. Matthew Mendeland, congrats on the swimmer making it. Thanks, Matthew. That's really cool. Let's head over.

That's amazing. Yeah. Everyone, please donate some money. We're going to head over to the Leslie and John Young Baby Registry. Oh, nice. Caleb will do the technical stuff. There we go. Oh, look at that.

I knew it was going to be some weird shit. Nipple butter? Right off the top. Where's nipple butter? What the hell is that? Right off the top. It's weird. Hey, dude. You got it. If you're sucking on the tea all day long. Oh, yeah butter

Thank you Chico digital bottle warmer for sterilizer way. I don't know what that is Yeah, you even listen you don't need any body. What do you need a bottle for? Is that a vape? Yeah What do you need a bottle for is that a vape? Did Sarah cock buy all the expensive shit already yeah, she did yeah I saw a $300 recliner or some shit in there we you know baby monitors are insane with yes a peptides I saw she sent him a text oh here we go yeah see yeah the recliner has that been bought yet now it'll say purchased okay we'll buy that let's get that the recliner I like getting the recliner because it's actually for Leslie not even where's the drone oh yeah drone for the baby

yeah babies for his live stream up at the top uh Another thing you don't need, you don't need pacifiers. Another tool of the man. You don't need bottles or pacifiers. Pacifiers are completely ridiculous. Never. Why would you stick something in your kid's mouth? That's what screws their palate up, right? You never use a pacifier. Yeah, guys, they'll use pacifiers. Listen, listen, Mrs. Young, you're gonna pull out your big swollen titties. You're gonna sit in this chair, we're gonna buy you and you're gonna feed your baby nonstop for 18 months. Bigs. Well, John pairs for grid. That's it. Oh, they want to scroll down. There's more primitive stuff on there Yeah, scroll is there we'll get what get for the parents it's for the poor I don't see it You've gone keep going keep going. Oh, there is okay. Oh

Yeah, those are for the big titties. We'll just have born primitive sponsor that Damn Okay, oh, yeah, there's a whole like line of shit that they sell what's this mean I've purchased this do I click that or not and maybe after you oh if you've purchased it then yes you would click that I'm just gonna put by confused isn that, that's like ghetto, that's like third world Amazon? Wayfair is human trafficking actually, so. They'll get a free baby.

Oh, so we're supporting two kids, that's awesome. Yeah, actually probably like 5,000, but it's cool. That chair is out of stock. Oh, that's good. Fucking A. That chair is out of stock. Hey, Leslie, quickly change that chair and then text someone on the show and we'll get you a different chair pick a different chair That chair is out of stock. Yeah throw in throw in an ottoman with it, too

We'll come back to Marco dollar 99 for baby John Young Jeremy world five bucks Very nice of you for John's nipple reduction surgery a Garrett Allen McDonald's fun. Very cool Nice of you for John's nipple reduction surgery a Garrett Allen McDonald's fun. Very cool. Um, towards the date for the baby. Very nice, Lena. There we go. See, Oh, there you go. Getting some love.

You know, the members all rise them up. Give me a good time. Hey buddy. First time here. Bergy dollar 99. I tried three 16. You two rounds it down. Oh, is that a Bible thing? I tried three six YouTube rounds it down. Oh

Is that a Bible thing? I tried 316 Yeah, yeah John three six rants. It's actually it's actually a fucking thing I forget they have a big-ass fan the workout if you want to win $2,000 50 GHD sit-ups 50 cows on the row 40 for the vagina is 35 toes of our 35 cows on the row, 40 for the vaginas, 35 toes of our 35 cows on the row or 28 for the vaginas, 20 ring muscle ups, 20 cows on the row, 16 for the vaginas. Oh my gosh. Yeah, they got no shot in this one. Paper Street Coffee is giving $2,000.

If you go over to Paper Street, P-A-P-E-R-S-T-C-O-F- O F F E E dot com. You will get special deals for this one hour only. Go go go. I wanted to say Sousa with the big ass fan. So they're in Lexington, Kentucky. Yeah. And they they give you rogue vibes. Like they outfitted our entire gym with with new stuff anytime they had like a new product they wanted to try. They would go to our gym first, big ass fans.

Oh, that's cool. Man, I plan to be so fucking rich this coming year that I'm gonna buy two of those in my gym. Jose Ramirez, you need it in Livermore. Jose Ramirez, pacifiers and nibble butter for John Young, fair enough. Olsen dudes, good morning! Speaking of great fathers, there he is. Thank you for the money for John Young, fair enough. Olsen dudes, good morning! Speaking of great fathers, there he is.

Thank you for the money for John Young's birthday gift, baby gift or whatever the fuck. I don't even remember. Yo, quit breathing, dude. Shut the... Oh, he can't even get it out. John Young behind you on the wall, with the CrossFit shirt on?

No. Madeleine Adams, thank you. John Young, buy something good. Ken Walters, 20 bucks, thank Thank you Ken Congrats John and Leslie IG Yeah, baby shit people love donating money to the baby shit. Yeah, it's cool Someone tell Leslie to swap out that chair. We'll get her a chair Get leather dude that get a leather chair double the price because those those material ones They're gonna be off gassing and giving poisons to your babies and on top of that all that vomit and shit and titty titty milk's gonna

Get I used all the money I made for the I use all the money. Hey shut up. I'm talking I used all the money I made I used all the money I made on the machine conditioning ebook to buy leather chairs Nice. Oh, wow. Are you a homeowner now Taylor? Yeah, not those pieces of crap. But yeah, yeah. He's under contract. No, we closed yesterday and we already are like halfway done with the fence. Wow. Congratulations. I hit my head. I don't know if you guys can see this. Yes, we can.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I hit my head so hard. And I was like, all right, I'm fine. I had my hat on. I looked up and Lizzie goes, and there was blood gushing through the hat. the $1.99 out of John Young's baby money to buy butt plugs for Taylor. There you go. Oh, what do I need butt plugs for? Sean's a good dude. Who cares? Who cares? Just put it in Dudley Walden 499. We'll do anything for money. You guys this is really really generous of you guys. We're gonna take all this money and get john young and his lovely wife with the swollen

titties and the baby inside of her. A great chair so she can sit there and rescue will John and his lovely wife with the swollen titties and the baby inside of her a great chair so she can sit there and breastfeed. Damn, John and his wife have swollen titties. Oh, shut up, low blow. Fuck you guys. You're so mean, you're so mean, Taylor. Come on, Taylor, you're a homeowner now, man. You're so mean. Fuck you guys. Come on, you're a homeowner now, man.

You're so mean. Hey, the head bleeds good, doesn't it? Dude, it was fucking crazy. All of a sudden you got some pictures. $2,000. Wow. I hope nobody beats that. That was pretty fucking hard. Hey, the people were guessing like 12 minutes and shit.

Labradoodles are hard. Yeah, hard workout. Harder than last week. Were you more anxious when you started that than last week? Last week you looked really intense before you started the workout. What was last week's workout? The cleans to the box. Oh, that workout hurt more because there's no place to be like cyclical and calm This workout hurt a lot still but like the middle two rows if you do a little too much your workout could just be over and I think You know, I like having the rows there because I know I can do all those movements when I'm really tired but it's still like

You know, I rode the first row I think at a 1400 but then after the toes to bars if you are if you're too aggressive You know game over for the muscle-ups So I was anxious last week because I knew that that workout was really gonna hurt because there was no Cyclical place of rest it was like you're pushing everything bar muscle bar muscle ups You're pushing sandbag. It's not rest at all This workout I was still I knew it was going to hurt a lot, especially like a strong finish um But I did some things Earlier this week that were a lot like it. So I had a little more confidence

There is a sale of paper street coffee right now a flash sale On the cover. It's the holiday mug And then there I think they're believe them there might be some bundles that are on sale just for the hour that the show is Going also they'll give you two thousand dollars if you call in and you beat Taylor self. It's $2,000 also, please we are raising money for John Young's new baby for the baby registry We're buying him a big fat leather chair or some sort of chair Please donate now even a dollar just donate the right thing to do lazy day still needed coffee Oh and you get and you get coffee Wow Jeremy is hard on who's Bri. Who are you hitting Jeremy? Bree on right below. 12 year old girl in the chat. Wow. Wow.

Four year old huh? Wow. I mean she's a kid. Well 23. Whatever. She's everybody's a kid to step on. I'm not gonna go there. Yeah listen. You let that kid on your show. Okay dude I can't. I can't. You know how many subscribers we put on after that show is insane. That girl was 35. You're talking about Oh baby beast. No, no. I'm talking about Brianna called in one time and oh, oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. What do you got, Taylor? Yeah. What do you want to say? I've got members in the front room. That's what I've got. You

don't think I should let her call in. You don't think I should let her call in Taylor she's I mean, no, it's not that. It's just what our favorite sex position was. I did. Yeah, you did. She's 12. You gotta know dude,

completely. It was the top. She's 23, no? Yeah. Yeah. I would never ask her that again. He still wants to know the answer. That's like one of the only times I've ever. What did you say the answer was? That's one of the only times on the show I've cringed like big time. You're like Seve. Yeah. Best of luck to the young family. Oh, you guys are best of luck to me in my house. Thanks. In case you guys forgot. Listen, if you call in and you're going to talk, if you're going to call in and

talk to me about banging NFL players, there's going to be questions. Hmm. Very fair. I'm recovered. I got to go build a fence. Is it like first string NFL players or is it like practice squad? Rich NFL players. Caleb's not first string. What? Yeah he is. You should go do this. Are you working out before you build the fence? Yeah. All right. Hit it. No one calling in? I don't care about the show. Bryson's going to do it. Sorry. My job, dude.

Not Caleb. Yeah, no one's calling in because everyone's a straight pussy. Yeah. That'd be two weeks in a row. Yeah, tomorrow next week it'll be three grand. God, I keep re-injuring my calf. My right calf, high calf, like right in the belly. Every time I just slam down from the pull-up bar.

It was from doing too many burpee bar muscle-ups and burpee pull-ups. The show you did with the level four trainer, the mentor trainer from CrossFit's mentor program, have you seen the comments on it? The comments are absolutely off the chart. People love that show. They're so excited about that whole series. Oh my God, the comments are great, dude. Dude, I fucked up one massive fuck up was I got so hung up

on the programming thing with him. I wanted to run that to exhaustion. I couldn't believe that he disagreed with me. That fucker. But anyways, I just want to, you know, I got so hung up because I got- What did he disagree with you on? Well, he just, you know, he has the, not typical perspective, but he's got the perspective of a lot of people,

at least that I've noticed on staff, where coaching is way more important than programming, and with great coaching, you can overcome bad programming or mediocre programming. Whereas, maybe I don't believe it to this extreme, I guess the opposite end of that would be like, great programming can overcome bad coaching, but that's just not true.

But I was hoping to get out of him that he cared more about programming and I couldn't get it out of him. And that's because I care about programming. But that's how I caught myself like halfway and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? I've been talking with this guy about program for 20 minutes trying to get him to view it the same way I view it and he just does have you retard. Very nuanced, very detailed, but shows how much you care though Hey, uh two thousand bucks, but listen while we wait for someone to suit up and win the two thousand dollars

Please donate one dollar two dollar three dollars three dollars figure out how to do it and donate money We're using all the money from this show that we raise minus my cut Ten percent for the big guy. Thank you, 95% for the big guy. Yes. Hire an intern for the Binge Bro Show. We're donating all the money that raised on this show to the John Young baby fund. That's a nipple butter for Leslie and things of that nature. Oh shit, here we go. Casey, what's up, dude? How are you guys doing?

Good. Hey, dude. You ready? Good luck. What's your name? I think it's going to be fucking difficult, but yeah. Casey, what's the plan for the muscle-ups when you get there? If I make it to a muscle ups, 10,000. Oh, did he say if?

Get him off the show. Hey, where are you right now, Casey? What's the name of that gym? Black Court Strength and Fitness. It's an Adrian. A Black Court, not an affiliate. Was it an affiliate at some point? It was we

unaffiliated last June. Did john really call you and tell you to unaffiliate? No, no. Okay. How long does that mustache mustache take you to to make nice? It's been it's been going on for about a year now. Looks a lot better in Taylor's huh? Yeah. Everything. Taylor's got a bump on his head. He looks horrible. I'm reading the comments. Well, looks a lot better in tailors the the money the other week. You know what I mean? Dude, it's the big bird. It's the time. Oh dude, it's Louie Mangione.

Louie Mangione. Alright, Mangione. You found it. Yeah, Caleb will tell you when to go. Yeah, ready? Three, two, one, go. He has a female waist. You know what, I'm, somebody count.

This is two. Okay. So I'm rereading this book series called the long war series by Christian Cameron and it talks about the Greco Persian Wars the Peloponnesian Wars The Ionian revolt in ancient Greece and like throughout the book It's historical fiction like it talks about how different regions of that area Were definitely into fucking boys like a lot of fucking boys. And when you see a guy like this, you kind of understand why men would want to fuck him. He just has this very.

I don't know what you're saying. Wait, are you trying to tell me that shouldn't mean fake? You're saying if you went to war with Casey, you'd butt fuck him. I might be the guy that carried my shield. And then at night, he's, you know, running down with oil. I'm just saying, dude, he's got this waist that makes it seem like a girl This is 20 bucks to the John Young baby fun, thank you shiz

Thank you for all the graphics you always send for the coffee You'll forget to drink because you're changing diapers Ashton crabtree well said a heidi krum is casey single yeah fire up the vibrators lady he's only single if you're an older man hey matt i'm not reading gay porn love stories you fucking I'm not reading gay porn love stories you fucking... Dude it's not like you're reading this to Mutt. Casey's Beaver just put the smack down. That's amazing. It's cultural you motherfuckers. That gay shit from ancient...

And it wasn't even gay. It's not gay in ancient Greece. And I know I'm not gay. They're not gay, it's culture. Well I know I'm not gay because I've tried it before. I don't think that makes it not gay. Yeah if you just change the definition of crime, there's no more crime. Thank you, Susan.

It's not illegal, it's just what we do. Yeah, it was acceptable. Is Casey actually rowing? Yes, he is. Can we zoom in? Hey, Casey's girlfriend. Casey's wife, what's his pace at? Fast, just say fast.

1600. Oh, wow, that's hilarious. I hope it that's hilarious An effortless 1600 Hey do you spend more time looking at Casey's body or does he spend more time looking at it? Be honest He does for sure I had that body I'd spend more time looking at it too He probably jerks off in the mirror Dude he's like American Psycho he just fucks and stares at himself the whole time. He stands in the mirror and he has one of those wieners that kind of angles

upwards. So when he finishes, they hit him in the cheek a little bit. Gosh. He can't lay down on his back and masturbate. That would be a recipe for disaster for this guy. I wonder what his favorite position is, Taylor. But if you have a certain type of torque or a rotation to it naturally, it doesn't just go straight back to your chin. It goes either to the left or to the right a little bit.

So maybe he has one of those going on. Taylor speaks for Mr. Jerry. Gwyneth Watkins, thank you so much. We got our own baby to worry about. Quit giving them their baby money. Are we doing this for Tyler next week? Or what? Yeah. So does that mean John? Yeah. Does

John have to donate John's wife? He won't watch. He won't. Thanks dude. Let's see. Well, let's see. What time did I get off the rower? Uh Uh 3 42. The workout today. Uh very difficult. Uh just like every week. Uh Taylor absolutely

crushed it. The winner gets 2000. Wow. Wow. He's gonna explode. He's ahead of pace. Does that mean you rested a little bit on the rower, Taylor? Yeah. What did he you rested a little bit on the rower Taylor? Yeah, what did he what did I get off the Rower at 342. He's 336. Damn. You got a heavy hitter in the wing, huh? Oh Yeah, we got a game that yo, we got a games athlete. He's toast apart look really tired though How much he's having to crunch?

Look like hmm. They felt easy. It took forever. Oh, shut up. Hey, is that you tall right there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many was that? Hey, woman girl chick of Casey. How tall is he? Just us. Six one, I think. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's just been telling you that this whole time. Wait, he's six one. looks like that So he's yo time. Oh, he's about to fail a toes to bar 10 then yeah, yeah, yeah That's a big day. Come on. You got some time if he's 6 1 he's fucked on the muscle ups 23 All the dudes that said he had a girlish figure in the comments are cowering away knowing he's 6 1 and like 210 I wonder if he has someone who carries a shield for him

Toast of our More toes the bar And he was winning and he was winning don't run like that ever again What a fucktard 32? We actually started counting for 35 He lost 18 seconds God I hope you guys are Guys are correct in the fact that he actually only did 30. He did. I can't. Who cares? It's 2000 bucks. We'll do anything.

Dude, how do you eat 6 foot 5? Damn. I'm fucking locked in right now, dude. He's ass fucked. I hope he's rowing enough because he got off the rower early last time. What's he rowing at? Miss? Girlfriend! Hey you! 13. She's got selective hearing like all women. Damn. That's smart. Please donate $1, $2, $3 to the show to raise money to buy something from John Young's baby registry. If you were to the show to raise money to buy something from John Young's baby registry if you were watching the show you are obligated to donate money That specifically means you David weed

David's broke. He ain't got no money the most expensive things already been bought off the registry by California peptides already Bought the most expensive thing so we'll have to get the second one David's bumming somebody's phone right now. Just to comment, dude. When did I get off the road here to start them up? Seven minutes. What? You stopped at 651 but you didn't get off till seven. Okay, 651.

You said I thought you were done. You sat there so long. Just for the record point, you know who I learned that from? Much from I think he's a douche canoe. This better be fucking good, Taylor. Had a great fucking joke. Damn, I was so close. You were. So what's the joke? Bring it back.

No, the moment has passed now and that shit was fucking lame. 6.54. He finished the row after me. All right. He picks up. No chance he doesn't stand a chance on the ring muscle ups. I think you did 13, right? Didn't you do 13, Taylor? Yeah. 13.7. Yeah, 13.7. he's not going on broken. What

I thought. Yeah, he's definitely good. Yeah. He's not going on broken. What are you? You almost failed that rep He's building suspense There are all no reps I bet he stinks. He's behind you can't even see him coach. He's bending over Dollars, thank you, Deena Martin That's where he put the video when he hides going into GHD the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the I'm a big fan. Yeah, fantastic biceps. Yeah, your biceps are

huge. How tall are you? Uh 6 1. 6 1. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to be a dick but while you were training, we were trying to get some pussy for you and your wife, uh girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah own ass. Yeah We're both We're both firefighters and she's a firefighter for a bigger city. So she's way better than you dude. She's way better

Hire no way No way. Remember that. No, she's not. Yes, she is. Caleb, you can tell it yourself. That's true. Casey's not with us. Oh, that was awesome. Get your CEO shirts. 50 GHD sit ups, 40 cows on the row for the game's athlete. It's about to come on. 35 toes to bar. Don't forget to do Hattie. Don't forget to do all the toes to bar. A 28 cows on the row. Hattie, can you? 20 cows on the row. I present to you Miss Hattie Cano.

Got your ass. Get your CEO shirt at vindicate.com. Oh, she's got a sack between her legs. What was that? What is she doing with her little gymnastics hat? Hey, can we get that phone rotated to the side? It's a little bit laggy. Hey, Hattie, you know you have to do the VHCs to the floor, right? What? What do you mean, why? What'd you say? VHCs have to be done to the floor.

Oh, come on. It's just a little mat. Oh, no, I'm not sure. I'm not letting women cheat anymore. That's not cheating. Are you scared? You know the women want a little mat. I'm scared. I'm not asking me. No, no, no. the to the side if you can. Oh, this is? Yeah. And then, oh, I gotta put on, oh, where are you? Auto rotate. What time is it there? There we go. Eight fourteen. All right. Early morning.

Don't worry. You're fine. She'll get smoked on the muscle ups. How do you, are you gonna beat me? Hey now. Okay. Is that good? Yeah, looking good. Oh, wow. That's amazing. All right. I hate this black John Young. This is the only cause of more than ever given. Damn, you're already self-defeating and I hate when you get started. Well, then this is the shows for schmucks only. Okay. Yeah. Sorry.

You're not allowed to call in John Young Adult Diver Fund. One ninety nine. I thought there could be a CEO for a minute. Sorry, you're not allowed to call in John Young adult diaper fun $2,000 paper street coffee will give to the winner But right now while the show is live special deals at paper street coffee calm PAP er st. Coff ee calm How do you ready? Yeah. We have a clock here. You can't see it. So I'll just have someone count you guys down in the 10 seconds. OK, and you know how many reps you're supposed to do

and how many calories? You don't want to fuck this up. 50 GHB, 40 cal, 35 toes to bar, 28 cal, 20 ring muscle-ups, 16 cal. That's it. Yes. Nailed it. Nice. OK.

Let me just take a little sip of water. I have nervous shits, I'm about to have diarrhea. I'll take the camera in there with you, Taylor, please. Did I? You wanna hear that? I'll give you guys another voiceover to hear this. We need to reel the in real life meat and fruit. Oh, I'm gonna need some meat and fruit.

Damn, I need some meat and fruit. I'm gonna need some meat and fruit. I'm gonna need some meat and fruit. I'm gonna need some meat and fruit. I'm gonna need fan of that. Gosh. We started on the GHD. Yes, sir. Are you are you Hattie's dad?

No, I'm not. Hattie's grandfather. Are you sure? Come on, Sebi. Howdy can you pop in the top? Nice. Ready? Can't see what she's got. the top. How do you can you

mentally strong at the CrossFit Games this year. Jedidiah Snellson, because I'm always a fan of the greatest chair. Wow, well said. What do you think, Taylor? Ten, I don't know. When she comes off at a minute twenty-eight the exact same time as yours, do you think she should have gone to the floor still? Of course. I think she'll get off before me 15. I don't think so. You're off at 128. Hey, so the the number of

muscle ups is the same though, right? Yeah, there we go. Okay. I'll never pet saying here. This looks like it was shot on some sort of camcorder from 2004. That's like Bill Grundler's camera. After me and my neighbors watched Jackass for the first like that's like Bill Grunler's like we'd poop in a bucket and then put some like used motor oil in there And you guys one cup exactly explaining what happened this weekend dollar 99 for John Young's baby Thank you

We are collecting loot every dollar collected this show will go to buying John Young stuff from his registry as new baby coming Joint Sentinel training best program out there. That's for sure Hey joint sentinel training best program out there that's for sure. What happens if you boil paint? You boil paint? Yeah. That would be alright. And you get it on a stove top and you just like start boiling it. Whatever. 131. 131. I know what happens if you boil a noble go to Hiller Fitt for the video. Yeah. She's uh three seconds behind. I had to get real after that. When did I get off the rower? 342.

Cool. So what was the calorie difference between men and women? 10 on this one. It's accurate. Huh? But Taylor was faster on the GHDs even though she got that help. What's Taylor's fascination with pooping might be some weird gay thing. I feel like there are three things that are funny for a guy that is as straight as an arrow.

I would say feces, other dude's assholes, and your own... I find zero funny about other dude's butt holes. So answer your question, Cole, you're right. Agreed. Yes. Yes. Dude, if you're a straight guy, you have a massive fascination with other dudes' assholes. There's zero fascination. You're projecting that really hard.

This is crazy. This is probably why you think that you're a good guy. Hey, if you're gay, you already know what it's like. So you're not fascinated by it, dude. So you're fascinated because you want to know? No. Yeah, dude. I think tonight Lizzie's going to put it in your butt. No.

I'm not fascinated. I don't want to know if you like having someone in my butt. That is crazy. Yeah, John, you're not fascinated, dude. That's because you're gay, Jonathan. That's because you're gay, Jonathan. That's because you're gay. Whoa! Two minutes...

Taylor got off the rower at 3.42. 3.42. So she has 30 seconds. Where's she at? Hey, Patty's dad, where's she at? Eww. Eww. They don't have those.

Can we get her dad? Hey, what's her... Can we get her dad? Hey, what's her pet? Do you know? Grandpa where's Hattie at? He's refusing to answer he's like fuck y'all. Oh look he here Hi, it's tight right now. Yeah, hi there she comes I'm going to be like, oh, it's tight right now. Yeah, here she comes. Oh, one second behind or the wheels fall off. She

made up time on that pace actually on. Oh, those look nice. Those look nice. Way better than Taylor's actually. Well, she's about 30 inches shorter so they should be easier. Wow. Seriously, you've arrived. Look at this. Oh, my favorite photo of me too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 24 do the kill Taylor workout for $2,000 today to watch the show you must donate at least

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go to john's baby registry. Always been a great supporter of the show. Always comes on for free. Comes on short notice, long notice, great support of family. Oh boy. You're going to have to get going girl. You know what's kind of fucked up about this is like she's one of our fittest best looking contestants and we got the shittiest camera ever.

That's uh, what Trevor Bachmeyer. She's holding. Yeah. We got the shittiest camera ever She's holding You're still in it Hattie when did I get off the toaster bar you fucking Five you got up at five. And she's at 504. About four seconds and she was about three seconds off your GHD pace. So she's, she's holding steady right where she's at. Like I, I'm like a scientist. Leslie is engorged.

Wow. I know stuff. Like a scientist. Yeah, I'm like a scientist Sean Lenderman predicting that had he saving a little in the tank and gonna kill it here then the muscle ups are gonna be The the story though here that's Sean Lenderman the inside of his cheek is rubbed raw from other dudes dick pressing up against it So much rubbed raw from other dudes dicks pressing up against it so much. No, it's rubbed raw from butthole. Yeah, that makes sense. I know. But I was going with Taylor's second fascination.

What was the third one, Taylor? Did you say? I said my I said buttholes and what did I say? I said hand grenades. feces. Oh, dicks. Just dicks in general. Oh, yeah. Where is she gonna do the muscle upset those rings right behind her down the right? Oh, dicks, just dicks in general. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Where is she going to do the muscle ups at those rings right behind her down the right one? Did I get off the road? We're here. I'm creating a formula for a Taylor self joke, but you didn't start the muscle ups till seven. You took a nine second break. Woof for the baby. Thank you.

Seven's dog. Hey guys, if you want, if you want some of the best workouts around. Hey, guys, if you want, if you want some of the best workouts around, go check out brute training because Coach L just watched yesterday. Shut up and scribble. He's been watching

all the kill tailors and just in case you weren't aware, all he does is copy other people's **** and sells it. If you want some of the best training. Oh, that hurt my head. I'm dizzy. Yeah. 704. Oh, wait. Let's go. Hattie. 51. Nice. When she grabs the rings, that's how many

seconds ahead of her you were Taylor. Oh, she's hurting. She is hurting. Oh, dork. Jesus Hattie. Dork. Hattie, you want to use the bathroom? We'll stop the clock pause it Yeah, actually to do that everybody gets one one clock pause 30 seconds behind you now. Oh Rock it's up to the top Taylor doesn't feel better to win now that you didn't have to screw her on the GHD. No. No. No. No, things are going, bro.

Sorry, Hattie. Come on, Hattie. Let's go. She knows. She knows. I feel like Hattie would be a Wookie's name, like from Star Wars. Like, what's your project, Hattie?

Leslie is 35 weeks pregnant. The baby is healthy and strong. Donate $1, $2, $3 to the show right now if you're watching. David, you haven't donated shit yet. Donate $1 $2 $3 to the show right now if you're watching David, you haven't donated shit yet. Donate this. Hey, coach. Driving away from the rings. Sentinel training after this. Yeah, CJ Martin looks like CJ Martin.

CJ right right now. Taylor got off the rings at 823. Taylor's your butthole I'm not sure. I'm not sure. the game. She's got a lot of job. Is she under water? Hey, what are you recording? What phone are you using? What is this? Android. Hey, great job great seeing you you are a fucking rock star. Yeah, you killed it. Good job No one had a chance to win this week. Anyway, so very brave of you Taylor. Yeah, that's fucked All right, girl. Later. Tell grandpa. Thank you. Good job Howdy who coaches you? Christine Patrick with the same athlete

He's awesome Tell grandpa. Thank you. Good job He's awesome nice, okay Taylor wants to talk to you about your muscle ups talk to you soon. Love you. Bye. Okay ladies and gentlemen She's gone a previous kill taylor winner a man who has the physique to win A guy has the physique to win. Oh, he does not. Is it Matthew? Oh, yeah. Oh, he has enough. He has enough to win. Remember the last time he did muscle up though? He got fucked. Yeah, I'm going to get fucked again. It was because it was windy and his rings were blowing around.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, do that stretch again, Matthew. I like that stretch. The wind. This one? Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, that's yeah. Hey, do that stretch again, Matthew. I like that stretch. The wind. What, this one? Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, that's good. Solid. Someone's getting tips for the open.

Did he build that? Did he build that or lower? He said he just built it. You know this is our last caller, right? Because I'm out. I got to go build a fucking fence. Justin's got $490. Matthew, you can win two grand now.

Do you realize that? Yeah, until I get to the muscle-up, yeah. Didn't you win $1,500? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's great. Checks in the mail. Checks still in the mail.

Only a check. Yeah, no way. I didn't pull. Ha ha. Uh, you guys give me a countdown, and then I'll just start the clock on my end. You can't see it. OK, yeah, you don't have to worry about your clock.

We got you. You can't see it. What's Mitt you using? He's using a Motorola razor or something. Yeah, we got five cons. Caleb, we're ready when you are Caleb. All right, ready? Five, four, three, two, one, go.

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Five dollars for the babies creteen. Thank you Justin All of the money raised for today's show will go to buying John Young a baby gift, you know The baby registry stuff Jerry. Thank you from known fit You guys should all be donating at least a dollar if you were enjoying the show today. We should title this show Taylor self does kill Taylor with The Kamala Harris campaign staff because you guys are gaslighting the fuck out of me Buddy we can rally behind all your ideas and all your things you have the greatest training program the greatest pull-up program the greatest ebook the greatest fucking put-downs for Coach L, but can't get behind the cheerio.

Other dudes cheerios. That's it. We just different there. That's it. We love you, dude. We love you. That's where we draw the line, dude. Yeah.

That's where we draw the line. Shut the fuck up. You guys love it. Dude, every time I send a Marijana picture. I'll put you in my asshole in the group chat and go get it. Every time I send a tongue picture to the chat chat you guys are freaking covered in your own jizz 30 to one second behind Hattie Wow That's he's good on the rower. I instantly bust every time I see a picture of taylor's asshole that's yeah it's

pretty instantaneous he got you kaleb loves buttholes big butthole guy hey listen this is the same thing taylor had the problem with his other show with the level four trainer where he was trying to convince him about programming oh fuck off now he's trying to get us same i know we love perios it's exactly what i know so that's how i know this is different We love Cheerios. It's exactly the same, dude. But I know you like buttholes, so that's how I know this is different. PDF's fantastic, buddy. The metabolic machine program you have is fantastic.

But the Cheerio, using the Cheerio on the cover, the butthole, probably not a good sales photo. A bit risky. Maybe not with my butthole, but maybe someone else's would be good. Taylor's program. Nice one. Sentinel, a program that won't give you hemorrhoids my butthole looks like somebody left some foreskin on it Wow little little streak mark little tires kid

Taylor came up row at 342 next week's gonna be three grand guys. That's crazy That now ties that time over five and a half. Well over five. Damn. No. Is it really? That's fucking rough. Hillary you blocked by Tanner Shuck? Yes. Are you blocked by Ryan Fisher? No. They did a podcast together talking about Oh, wow. They are both the biggest fucking pussies ever. Especially I just got a clip sent to me right now. I didn't I

didn't watch the yeah, but I Love Tanner Calls fat fuckers out there bad. Oh, how are you for baby? What I like that about him doesn't call fat fuckers out Sevan He sucked what's his he sucked mark rip it toes fucking camel toe for an hour and a half if i were on mark ripito's podcast i'd be like listen mark i know you a lot know a lot about the five-five-five but you're fat as fuck and you're not a bastion of the fitness community because you're obese oh he's taking the rogans dance yeah look at him how do you feel about that

it's fucking crazy joe rogan said a couple days ago he 41 take any advice from greg glassman because he's not fit and it's like dude look at his body of work. That's the dumbest thing. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard on the fucking internet. No one questions crossfitters being the fittest people on the planet. Nobody. Not one fucking person. Hunter McIntyre does. No he does not. He knows. Joe Rogan says that he would never take advice from someone who's not in great shape and was making fun of Greg a couple of days ago. And it's like, Joe, are you like there's a lot of dumb things you've said. You suck fucking Bernie Sanders cock. You were scared to talk about covid like a little cuck.

You apologize and keep the black man down by putting censorship on words. Then a lot of stupid things. But that was the fucking dumbest. Do you think you would take fitness advice from Rich Froning? Yeah, I mean, according to his logic, he would but to say you know, his arguments are null anyways. Why is that? You don't as rich and Greg's advice the same fucking advice. Oh, right, right. Right. Yeah, but here's the thing. And it's Rogan said this inside the podcast with Frazier. He 100% thinks

CrossFit is nothing more than a sport 100% Hey, you know why? Because Matt Frazier fucked it up. So you want to know I mean, I'm not blaming all of Joe Rogan's retardation on Matt Frazier But if he had Dave on or if he had Greg Glassman on or if he had even rich on He would have a different opinion. I think maybe not Greg But maybe if he had because I just Feel like Greg might have like butted heads with him too much Yeah, but Rogan also surrounds himself with a bunch of people that sound like they had bellish a bunch of shit and love to

Take pictures of themselves in Kennedy love to do anything else I mean Tim yeah all of them Tim Kennedy the fucking the Goggins like all those fucking guys Are you getting on the rower at five? What did he get? What did he get on that? Five fourteen. Okay, you're only 14 seconds behind Matthew. Let's go buddy. Let's go. Safe face. Cruisin'. Liz R for Baby Young. Thank you Liz. Very sweet of you. All the money raised today for the show will go to buying Mrs. Young Leslie young stuff for new

baby. Do you guys want to see Bryson do the workout? No. Yes. I'd rather see his butthole. We'll see it. Actually, I'm not allowed to make gay jokes about Bryson anymore. Oh, really? He's gay.

Yeah. We got pissed off. But my wife and Bryson's girlfriend. Because his picture is getting too real. We got pissed off? My wife and Bryson's girlfriend. Can I make gay jokes about Bryson? Yes. Yeah, you definitely can. But it's not about him being gay, it's about you. It was more about us being gay for each other. Or maybe not gay.

Why? What's wrong with that? Why? Yeah. Bryson's a beautiful man. Why? I have photos of Taylor and Bryson fucking. If anyone wants to know. Yeah, hey, I said I have photos of Taylor and Bryson fucking if anyone wants Yeah, hey I said I got in trouble Bryson shut the fuck up. Oh he can hear you Bryson can hear you

Bryson had his asshole wrapped around blowing Taylor and they got in trouble. Quit programming in here guys and get out. I'm going to go set up for Bryson. That's where you've been so late at night. Baby strong woman young Daniel Wynn. Thank you Daniel. Very generous. Where's Taylor going?

Is he carrying Bryson's shield into there or what's happening? He's going to have his shield polished. Is he carrying Bryson's shield into there? What's happening? Okay Right there up there we go fuck it up. I'm gonna let you know he is legitimately zero chance Every single time You don't think it's gonna be a good tap before we cut you off. I wouldn't be surprised if he fails like the second one or what. Come on Matthew. My tap is so fucking sore.

He's been practicing. They're gonna ask yourself. They do look better and he didn't fail the second one. Three. That's a tough one. It's good. Four. That's a tough one.

Oh no. Come on, man. Get to him, buddy. He's a four. No, that didn't count. Four and a half. Yeah, we give him that. He's been working so hard. He's been working so hard. Just give it to him. Just tell him. Three light lights. I've read the PFA. Give him a little something, you know, for the effort.

Single. Five. Three white lights. You look a little better. Oh, he lost a head butt. He lost an earbud. He'll be better now. Hey, when Bryson gets off the rower and there's all that ass sweat on there,

Taylor's gonna go sit on it to mingle ass sweat with Bryson. He squeegees it and do a little cut. Tom is in right now. Imagine just be like, nope, that third one didn't count. He's like, fuck. Come on, Matthew. You're good. You're at 13. Some guy just behind you, Matthew.

Some guy just told today, get him. Sir, you better pay for that. Sure. I really like that wall. A very ominous. You're also do high rocks. I'll leave this guy alone. Give us one more. Come on, Matthew.

One more. Matthew high rocks is calling. Yeah. Do one more and then you'll get on the rower. You'll still get funded. They want their physique back. Come on, buddy. Grab them. Let's go's go damn I woke up 909 Taylor got off of here at 823 thousand no rep

All right, all right, I'm on hillers side yeah, who's got better muscle of seven or wooly seven for sure dude haven't you seen do those strict ones paper I didn't ask which ones were better strict well I can't even do one kipping hey kick this schmuck off the stream I don't think 13 all right Bryson's ready to go. You don't just kick off. All right, let's go. Met you. Continue the workout. You're doing great, buddy. The prize money, $2,000 this week.

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Are you ready? I said bitch. Real Matthew we love you buddy you're you the man that's part of the show. Thank you. He's really working. All right, we're ready for Bryson. Yeah, I've never seen you so excited I killed Taylor contestant before That's what Taylor holds on to these rice and

We miss the clock stop come on Why do I who gives a fuck that guy who gives a fuck right we're here just for a boyfriend we're looking at Bryson's butthole Why are we still on don't do the don't do the clock Caleb? Every show this is where we lose the money already shit Yeah, Let's five. Four. I need a ten second. Two. One. Go. What's Andy doing? What's Andy humping over there? By the way, that's how old people do clean. Look at look at how

god. Tell Andy Händel we can see him and those cleans are an embarrassing. What's going on over there? Oh my goodness. He's got that muted hip. What kind of handicap do we get Bryson, like a minute? Yeah, man. What the? What is this comment? Wow, Bryson's going to contest in my bedroom tonight?

Wow. That's good. I don't have a great line. I don't get it. I'll explain that to you, Sousa. You got to spill it out. What she thinks Bryson super hot. So any guy who looks like him can come to her bedroom tonight and get some. Oh, get that reverse cowgirl. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. That's good. Missionary and missionary. Sorry. Sorry, Brianna. Bryson will be busy in Taylor's house showing him his cheerio. I'm a missionary and missionary. Sorry, sorry, Brianna Bryson will be busy in Taylor's house showing him his Cheerio. I mean, programming. Hey, would I get in trouble for mooning you guys on the stream? Yeah. Yeah. Really? No. No, dude. There's a guy as long as you say you're telling us how to shave your **** or you're fine. You know, yeah. Show us how you shave your ****. We're getting him. you're fine. Yeah. Yeah.

No, we were never monetized. Yeah, exactly. Just do it like way off in the back. Go to the go to the bucket and oh my god. Are you going to put your butt? Are you going to put your butt on this? I can't believe how much cottage cheese is on your ass. Yeah, we all can tell.

I didn't know men had cottage cheese on their ass. Look at all this fucking cellulite, dude. Dude, that's wild. I don't know men had cellulite. That was crazy. Fuck you guys. Did you just call me fat? Yeah, I need a spoon to fucking shovel that cottage cheese.

I got some pineapple in that. Dude, that's shovel that cottage cheese. I'm not looking at that. Dude, that's whole milk cottage cheese. All right. Four percent. I count Bryson's ahead of pace by the way. He is not. Yeah, he was. He got off at 128.

Wow. That's not ahead of pace you retard. It is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got off 126. He's on pace. Hey, Taylor, you're lucky that that bills at a graduation party right now bill who Billy he wouldn't beat me in this you retard oh he'd smoke you no he wouldn't he probably hold 3,000 tails on

the rower that's great he wouldn't do a single rep, you're not there to tell him no. Single rep. He wouldn't do one rep. Just saying you're on the track, Daniel Winn. Thank you for the dollar buddy you demand. Thank you. Leslie Young, I have to hop off here. Thank you all so much for buying this baby stuff. Absolutely.

Thank you for having such a cool husband. That's what she said. Thank you for having me. Wow, my ass looks looks so fat I just went back and watch that's crazy tell Andy tell Andy to watch this video back right here I was having a meeting with Andy last week two weeks ago and he did that thing that old grandpas do I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. No, he's in he's in Dorux. Oh, okay. Nice. How heavy is that sandbag? He's cleaning. Yes, Bryson Yeah

He's doing curls that that's he's doing curve. That's why he has such nice arms. He's doing fucking curls back there When did I get off the rover here? 18 minutes 344 7 o'clock. Oh wow on pace buddy. Let's go for three three thirty five Wearing the dog wants their pants back dude the karate the taekwondo Joe Joe Taekwondo Johnny Lawrence nice looking toes the boy good dude

Bryson's fitter than anyone else is called in whoa I'm gonna wear some really short. It looked like I'm a chester than last time. Patty wouldn't be anywhere near him right now. She had to roll the same calories as him. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? She was the point of the

failing the calories. She's not as fit as him. What are you talking about? She is a female. They have less calories. That doesn't matter. He can accomplish more work in less time. Are you saying women are in general just less fit than men. Yes.

How dare you? I don't disagree but. Thank you. How dare you? Come on stop that. 80% of the things that come out of Taylor's mouth sound like my kid whining. I just started. Guys we gotta bring this all the way around.

Does that mean Taylor's fatter than Tia Toomey? Yeah. Obviously. What? I'm way fitter. It's not even close. the way around. We're we're we're all the way around. Does that mean Taylor's better than Tia to me? Yeah, obviously. It's not. I bet one to one. There is no chance you guys do workouts one to one that you beat her. If you did the same weights and calories as me

hundred percent Tyler, you are a special level of retarded. Good hit menu. Hit menu. Why did you hit menu for him? He did it for you. Oh, I fucked up. You're right, Caleb. Bryson, Renee wants her pants back. This is one of the best comments of the day, I'm going to say. From Joe Anal.

$4.99 for Bryson's Reconstructive Cheeriosurgery. This is Cheerioplasty. He said you made him Cheerio blasty. Cheerio blasty. From Joe Adel. Elizabeth Disseldinger of John Young's Congrats on the Baby. Who's John Young? $99. Thank you, Disseldinger.

Wow. Let's go, bro. Are those new Sentinel shirts available, Taylor? Yes, they are. They're sick. What size is Bryson wearing? Triple X. Dude, he might be. Pants are short.

He is not even close to beating you, dude. He's rolling harder than I was right now. No, no, I could see it. He's better than you. And the rower, the expert rower in the group says that he's fucked up on his rowing. Yeah, Brianna's retarded. Brianna is a rowing coach, dude. Brianna thinks that we should pay reparations.

Brianna is a queen. No, no, we, we, we said her, we said her straight. We said her straight. It was about the government lying. She's against the government lying. That's the big issue. That's right on that. That's oh, you're against the government lying.

Go live in a heaven or something. In a, oh, yeah're against the government line. Go live in heaven or something. And, uh, thank you. Come on Bryson. That money will go towards a recliner for Mrs. Young, the new baby coming. He's exactly. When did I get off? Six 51 here. Holy, but you started the bus loves at seven minutes.

You guys are twins. Okay. He's at 33. He should have done the girls minutes. You guys are twins. Okay, he's at 33. He should have done the girls calories. 34. Come on. Come on Bryson, go for it. There you go Bryson.

Go for it. He's there buddy. Hey bud, let's go. He's there dude. He's fucking there. You gotta go for it. What do you mean? You gotta go for it.

Had he started the muscle ups around 730, she took a long break. Go. He's gonna go unbroken. He's not there anymore. Bryson's gonna go unbroken. No he started the muscle ups around seven thirty stick a long break. Oh, he's not there. I'm broken. No, he's not. No, he's not. He goes to seven. Five. What did Taylor go to 13? Yeah, no, he's catching too deep.

H2. I catch all my muscle ups like that. Tyler shut up. Hey, go figure. I really like hearing Taylor defend his boy. Did Taylor shit on everyone else and then he goes to war for Bryson. Oh, come on. We count that sixth one. It's over. Oh, that was definitely a wrap.

That was definitely a wrap. OK. I mean, Caleb, you better watch your mouth or next time I see you, I'm going to cover that super... You better, you better, you better, you better, you better, you better be, you better be. Stretch your Cheerio out. Stretch your Cheerio. I'm gonna look that Cheerio next to you. Why don't you take that fucking pile driver and cover that asshole. How am I gonna cover your face in my semen?

That Beavis and Butt-Head impression was killer. Yeah. Thank you. Come on, Ra Come on, let's go. Right. I can see your cherry. Oh, this sucks. You know what a cherry is, right? Right.

And I can see your prolapse anus through your sweats tell Taylor to take it easy on the backside. Just start mopping right now. Just pick up the mop and start mopping. He's huffing the fumes from the mop. That is not cool. Yeah, that's pretty bad, dude. What do you walk around with a mask on, Sevon?

Jesus. Just fucking straight. I'm square. What is taking him so long? Just fucking I'm fucking straight. I'm square He's probably the farthest along of anyone at this point. Yeah, yeah, because we haven't picked him off Good point Guys today's show brought to you by paper Street coffee 2,000 Not 1,000, but $2,000 no one's gonna win

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, falls off grower and dies yeah yeah all the way 11 oh wow 10 36 What was this time? Boom. 10 36. Right? I don't think anybody would have beat that time today.

Get him Taylor. It's on all four. Get him Taylor. I don't think anyone would have beaten that today. I don't think anyone could have beaten Bryson on it even The kill Bryson Del Monte show. Wow. Well, I gotta go build a fence so I'm leaving but I'm gonna leave Bryson right here All right, it goes over. Hey before you in the show. Can I promote something real quick? Yeah Yeah, when I say over we're just gonna we're still gonna chill for 10 or 15 minutes today. Okay, perfect

I'm gonna so next Friday if you're an affiliate owner or a coach and you don't want to be broke anymore, join us on the school platform. We're gonna be doing a like probably that's 30-45 minutes and it's going to be a workshop on basically how to plan out your year and put some actual habits, skills, and different things you need to accomplish some goals to move yourself forward, whether you're an affiliate owner or whether you're a coach trying to make a career out of coaching. We'll have a bunch of other affiliate owners in there. It'll be kind of an open discussion. But I do have a presentation that I'll be giving to kind of give some framework around

how to set everything up. None of which is my own. It's all material that I've taken over the last four years. That's helped me build up my gym, this podcast, a FIRE program, as well as another media company. So if you guys want to join, it'd be awesome. We'll get some good discussion and get some good stuff. I'm going to be stealing some of the stuff from Chris Cooper's 2Brain Business, your plan for affiliates too. And it's completely free.

Oh, time? It'll be 1030 on Friday morning. 1030 a.m. Friday morning. How do people sign up? Pacific Standard Time. If they go to schoolskoal.com backslash media launch, you could sign up for there for free. And then if you go to the calendar, you'll see it you could you could jump on it'll be more it'll be like a it's like a zoom call.

So you'll be able to interact and what have you. So I went to Greg Glassman's BSI event over in, where was that? Where did I go? Atlanta last week. And there were about, I don't know, 60 people there in the audience. And three affiliates came up to me and just said,

holy sh, I didn't know them. And they told me, holy shit, the school.com media launch is absolutely amazing. What an incredible resource. Everything there is free. And so you are doing a program at 10 30 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. People can just log on to the platform. This is on Friday. So that's a... what's the date on that? December what? 20th. Oh that's a tough day. Look at you, ballsy. People being

busy with their Christmas, you're still giving to the affiliates. You go there and you can hang out with Susan. He'll tell you some of his best practices and, uh, and it's free. You can just go on there. They have the platform and everything. They have the media platform and all that. What, what's that? Do the media platform and everything. You just go there and hit play or log in.

I mean, this will be live. I'll be doing it live. And then if you don't, if you miss it, it'll be there for you to watch in retrospect. Yeah. Also, the idea is, is that we get all the affiliate owners in there so we could like get some discussion and like cross-pollinate ideas and what's worked for people, what hasn't and, and how we could, um, we can make it better. What's that?

Like a bunch of bees. I'm about to be cross pollinate. Yeah. What did you say, Caleb? I said, I'm about to go cross pollinate. Oh, is your lady in town? No. Um, uh, lady in town? No. This was the workout this week, guys.

Give it a try. No one won the $2,000. That means next week it will be $3,000. Savon, do you think you can do that in under 60 minutes? Under 60 minutes. I mean, I haven't done GHDs in forever. I would die if I did 50 minutes. Oh, no.

Yeah. I haven't done GHDs in forever. I would die if I did 50 Yeah, I would die Can I do what can I supplement for the GHDs and I'll give it I will give it a try 75 sit-ups these sit-ups. Yeah, okay 75 sit-ups 50 cows on the road 35 toes to bar 35 cows in the road 20 ring. Okay. Okay. I'll do that. You think that's a good workout for me. I Mean, it's probably too much probably do everything with that in half Yeah, as I say just cut it in half or especially the muscle ups

No, Jeremy, it's actually for literally anybody. Anybody could join this. It's not for exclusively affiliate owners. Don't don't live inside of Susan's little fucking box. You can go there to meet girls. Most people will be there to you could look for successful female gym owners. You could do it for your own personal Instagram. That'd be crazy. You could. I mean, for your personal life, I actually did us.

There's a slide in there that's off of a great glassman's five buckets of death I call it the five buckets of life. It's the inverse of it Interesting you know Bricey Domante arms keep getting worse meeting his arms are hurting from that workout Biceps are better just on fire What else I would like to I would like to finish with what I started with. I want you to just really think hard about anyone who's complaining about promoting the sport. Go to their Instagram and see how much they supported the documentary. Just get your head wrapped around that. They're haters, they're not fucking team players,

they never fucking have been. When I thought of that this morning, I'm like, wow, this is selfishness on a fucking whole, this is just ridiculous. How could Pat Velner should have 10 posts about the fucking CrossFit Games documentary? It's decently ridiculous that in the Talking Leaf fitness interview, that they're talking about how

They want to go live in person, but they completely forget that there's no reason that crossfit would do that for them Like why why should crossfit do that when they need to make money? We're gonna give it to the athletes who are fucking us in the ass Hey, dude, it's like I swear to God listening to them is like listening to little fucking kids. It's like listening to your kid as you walk by candy store. Can I have candy? No.

Can I have candy? No. Can I have candy? No. Why not? It's about I mean, it's just good. It's just fucking insane, dude. But you gave me candy yesterday.

Why don't I get candy today? You can't have candy every day. Yeah, it's given that they also had candy for 10 years Hey, it's the same for your health insurance this month. Fuck you It's this one that I don't know my my my 10 year old knows the game better than the pfaa The pfaa just complains imagine not coming forward I mean, it's just socialist mindset coming to the table wanting to take something instead of coming to the table with an offering. It's all healing.

Yeah. And so what I think that the problem is now that now that we're talking about it is I think the problem is that they think the offering is them. They think that they're doing us a favor by competing. They've completely lost the plot. Yeah. Oh, no, no. They're their minds.

Their minds what? Well, they've lost their minds. Yeah. Lost their minds. Yeah. Yeah. They overvalued their worth. Yeah, and you guys will take you back but

Yeah, you're not an outside dog Hey, what do you even inside dog? Hey, what about the Nigerian caller? Yeah, I mean I didn't didn't want to beat him down, but he is the same. He said the same nothingness Yeah, that they say like you want like imagine complaining that you want more events Fucking stupid Like dude throw there's so many fucking events throw more events. It's theirs. It's their money And then on the other side he said he was basically saying hey, you don't understand what it's like to be an athlete. Only they know we want more events.

OK, my kids want more candy. I want more jobs like like what? No, you and you can't even take that. Pat was talking about that. He contradicted himself on on Pedro's podcast where he's like, oh, yeah, like doing it from your gym, like doing the remote stuff. He was like, it's a low barrier to entry. Like you get to compete, but it's not very fun.

But then he was like, oh, I want more events. But then, like, I can't travel everywhere. He totally contradicted himself the entire time on that. Oh, damn. Great, great, good pick up there. Yeah. Well, at that time, this this is good. They forgot that the games was cool before them. We'll still be cool when they leave all the athletes. Every athlete is temporary.

Every athlete is temporary. So making adjustments according to the populist opinion of temporary athletes that are just passing through your competition and will be fucking forgotten like Graham Holberg in two years when you stop competing unless you're holding on for dear life like old boy Frazier over there because they'll keep keep shoving them back in the hole that's why i got so excited for the erica folo documentary to come out oh it's good 33 minutes she flips the script on that Just wait till she goes top 10 this year as well. I thought you can say wait till she goes topless I said, okay Pat Lang the only change that needs to be made is more The only change that needs to be made is more lifeguards. I think everyone agrees there. That's literally it. Nobody drowns again. Everyone wins

Suzy your ass is temporary Cole. You acted like a little bitch when he saw titties on the screen Remember Susan your ass is temporary. Cole, you acted like a little bitch when he saw titties on the screen. Remember, you fucking cock, you fucking moral superior bitch. Shut your nose. I was in it and I see your fucking bitch ass hide because you saw titties on the screen and he got offended by it. Don't act like you're hard, bro. Come on. Susan knows his ass is temporary, but guess what? He's still gonna bring as much to the table as he can

before it's over. And I'm still gonna fucking triple, quadruple, 20x your fucking bitch ass income, so sit back, enjoy the show and follow the leader. You're thinking too small, 50x. You know how many McDonald's employees wanted to make $20 an hour? They're like, minimum wage is too low,

we demand more money. Now imagine McDonald's wasn't making money hand over fist and those employees never showed up to work And talk shit about McDonald's Money so like why are you asking for more as an employee? And also you've never given a burger to anybody in your life By the way, I know this wasn't your point, but they did increase minimum wage for McDonald's employees in California to $20 an hour. And do you know what happened? The burger got more expensive. And they fired 10,000 fucking employees across the fast food industry overnight,

just like overnight. Oh, raise minimum wage. Cool. Fire 10,000 of you. And they brought machines in to do the work yeah you are actively funding getting rid of positions yes raise minimum wage more self-checkout raise minimum wage order online all right you guys want more live events here's I don't know how do you get rid of what do you cut out I don't think if think of that who showed up you want more live events and you didn't even show up at crash or norCal like how do you want more live events and not show up at those two events? What'd you say 30 grand right Yeah, 30 grand and massive and crazy and cheap to fly there and cheap hotel

it's like a great spot and then or you could go to fucking crash and It's like a great spot and then or you could go to fucking crash and and be treated like a king by fucking JR or Queen That was like five grand to win easy access for content. Yeah, those are like three dollars a night in Spartanburg. I Think JR just like offers an entire house up to anyone wants to stay at it. Mm-hmm that too. Yeah Yeah, and and Taylor offers up his butth. No, no, he has got Bryson's butthole. Get in line. I want to see if- Both of which are very roomy. Because of each other. How do I go back to the- I'm about to piss myself. I peed during the paper street commercial or the other one, the Sandal commercial. Oh wow, that was fast See I want to see one more thing

Did you pee in a fucking Gatorade bottle? No, there's a door over there. I just peed into the yard Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Hey, um, I better I better see do we want the pool heated in Arizona? It's like no what? Yeah, okay? That's what I thought 360 bucks, okay. Yeah, no we'll spend that on spicy margaritas. How you doing? Yeah, okay? Let me see where is the I need the link I want to go on to their baby registry one more time before we get off Where's the link for that? It's in the kill Taylor thread isn't it yeah, it's on the Sarah the Sarah cross. Well, you're Sarah already bought the most expensive thing for him I knew she was going to I saw through this is actually a great kind of question Kenneth

Can you pee in your yard or is that like public? No decent? Yeah, dude I'm getting like public and decency charges or something if I do that Like not a shatik in the shatik and you can shit in the yard. Oh, yeah, and the shatikin I normally shit and piss in the yard How's the shatikin do it? It's it's not Don't worry. Don't worry Cole. You're invited dude You could you could hold we could hold hands and we could share one Spicy margarita and two straws or one straw if you want one straw you want to draw guy for sure

If you want to get it in I'm not afraid leslie your chair is still out of stock maybe it's a different color let's purchase the baby okay oh where is the baby bye baby just like the one inside there we could do the uh did somebody already purchase the oh that's out of stock too. Oh you want to know what's crazy speaking about discernment I want to say something real quick. There was this I don't know if you guys have ever seen booster seats so your kids go in a baby seats and then they go into booster seats and so when one of my kid was supposed to switch from baby seat to booster seat we bought a booster and I looked at it and I just threw it away right away.

And my wife's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm like, there's no way that helps a kid. That's, that, that's only going to make it worse. That's there. There's nothing that this, because there's, there's no cage for you. It's just basically this pad that sits on the seat. It's a complete fucking gimmick to raise your kids so that the seatbelt fits in better, but it's fucking completely retarded. And if you don't, the whole premise of the baby seat is the cage and having them faced

the right way. And so, so recently Greg sent me a fucking study that showed that fucking baby people die more with booster seats than without booster seats, that they're dangerous. And it's like, you can use your own discernment and see that you can just be looking at it and be like, that ain't helping. That ain't right. So what do you do? Just let them sit in a seat normal? You can use your own discernment and see that. You can just be looking at it and be like, that ain't helping. That ain't right. So what do you do?

Just let them sit in a seat normal? Well, my kids, they could, because we're such a small family, they stayed in the fucking car seat until they were 13. You know what I mean? I mean, it's like. Do you, I know. It's like a race car roll change.

Yeah. Do you let them sit in the front seat? Yeah, now it's fucking game on. They can do whatever the fuck they want. It's game on. That's what's wild to me is like, my parents let me ride in the front seat like from like, I don't know, five years old or something. Yeah.

Oh, no, not at five. Not at five. Not at five. Just don't crash. Yeah. And hey, my kids are not allowed to touch when I when I'm not in the car, I will fucking in and if I come because we have a minivan, if I come in the car and I sense and you've been In the front seat since I've been in the car It was since I'm not in the car straight to the garage in a hundred burpees Because my mom actually saw a kid go into a car and fucking hit the change the gear Yep, and run over another kid

run over Or not, but this a Counter to that was I was in my dad's truck one time and he was loading a round bail Hey bail in the back And the car shifted out of gear on its own into neutral and it started sliding down the hill and I moved over to the driver's Seat and put it in park. Oh, that's nice. How old were you? I was like, uh Probably nine. Wow

You're a liar hickicks. I swear I swear Damn, that's good Yeah, where's this portable toilet he's gonna need a toilet I don't see one of those Like a like a porta potty Yeah, like you like just it's just a plastic bucket with a back on it like the one that's someone shit in when he had His van. Yeah, the one we kept in the fan you can buy one off Amazon for two grand port-a-potty Pink one for you can buy just you just buy port-a-potty's. Yeah, I guess I never thought of that

I needed one. I Immediately panic set in I come out of this room. My wife's in the bathroom and we only have one bathroom I was like, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I had to run outside as fast as I could could use the porta potty you should in the yard this morning That was this morning. No, I'd be just just now you can't you don't believe We live in town. No, she's like actively in the bathroom. Oh, she's actively shit and got it When our electricity is out we have to shit in the yard Because we could run a well system. Oh, that's crazy.

That is crazy, right? Oh, what the fuck? Dude, look at this thing. Basically the same as San Francisco. You just shit in the yard. Electricity or not. Yeah. Running water. Don't matter.

Incredible. Oh, it's a Yeti. What? Oh no, dude. That's a, that's a credible. Oh, it's a Yeti what? Oh no Yeti porta potty Grand porta potty and it's just made by Yeti. Does it come with a heater or anything? No, dude the sink You have seven toilets in your house

We have seven toilets, but when you need to go, the other one is always in the toilet. You go. I don't know what that means. Oh, dude. Can you imagine having to like go outside all the time to go to the bathroom? Yes. Like going to a, uh, what an outhouse. That's how when I was deployed, that's what we had to do. I had to walk like a half a mile to go take a shit or take a piss. So I had to like, I had to kind of game it where, like, I really had to like, it had to be like, I had to go bad, but not bad enough. Because by the time I would get there, then I'd be

like, Yeah, I'm about to show you barely like, what if you were like, if you wait too long, then you're like, well, I'm going to shit my pants right on this right here. And on the board here. And yeah, it was, that was hard. Right. That's not fun. What do you do?

Like in the middle of the night, was it cold where that was? Oh, it was freezing. And so I just, I don't know. I don't remember what I would do. I guess I just like threw on a hoodie and just like half jogged over there and I ran I ran the 800 meters dude when when when yeah I did when I made that movie desert runners they there were no toilets on the run and in the run was like many many nights you would go and they would tell you hey take a shit and then bury it

And I can't remember what desert we were in but we were in one desert in the gra I think it was probably the gobi in China maybe or in chile that a comma But the desert ground was so fucking hard you couldn't fucking like even scrape with your hands. Nothing. It was like rock and so in the morning when I woke up the first morning there and I come out of my tent and Because there's like 300 runners Right and you just look like 50 feet away from the camp and it's just like a pile of fucking 300 shits Just spread out over a beautiful pristine desert landscape shits with toilet paper on it. Just everywhere who is crazy Oh my that's pretty dude wipes, too Hey

I've been to India if you go to India, you'll see that too. You'll be driving down the highway and you'll look out the window to your left into a field and you'll see a thousand people taking their morning shit just out in the open. Morning. Nice experience. I'm not exaggerating at all. A thousand, five thousand. You'll just see just a field as far as the eye can see of dudes out there shitting. I can't comprehend Indian.

We want live events. We want live events. We want live events. More opportunities for athletes to make money off of the community they're continuing to extract from. Shits everywhere. I agree, Caleb. India is wild. Like, they're one of the oldest civilizations and they're still doing that. And it's just like a like an anthill. There's just so many of people just like Alright guys, thank you so much tomorrow morning 7 a.m. 7 podcast. I don't know if there's anything else going on today All right, wish me luck I'm going to a full-blown li party. Oh, CEO shirts available on vindicatevndka.com. Get them now. They're really soft.

Those are nice shirts. Tonight I'm going to, at 3.30 today, I'm going to a, into the hive, leaving my house and going into a huge party that will be full of libtards. Wish me luck. Oh, UFC tonight. What happened at a libtard party? I don't know. It's going to be interesting. You know, do people wearing masks and shit and they affirm your feelings. They'll probably go into a hive

that I don't belong to. There'll be probably be a lot of discussion about how, how everyone's stressed out because Trump won. Oh, Colby Covington fights night 7pm Pacific standard time against Walker King Buckley. Oh, it's gonna, It's a good card. It's free. All right. Yeah, watch that. Thank you, Mr. Weed. Tyler, thank you. Heat 1 Up.

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