The Sevan Podcast - KT #31 | $2,000!! If YOU Can Beat Him

Episode Date: December 29, 2024

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this show. Just do one subscription. Just do it. Support the show. When you give Gabe money and buy coffee and get high on caffeine, we get the money back. Taylor's self is ready. All you have to do is text the message and you can compete against Taylor. We'll send you a link. You can win the $2,000. The workout is the same as last week. 50 muscle ups. Sorry, three days ago. Thank you. 50 muscle ups and then max calorie rose in six minutes. We had three people try last week. Bryson Del Monte, the King homomo. Yo. Is he back? I'm back. Good to see you, buddy.

Taylor's pretty ready to go. We're lost without the King. We start trying to put our dick in everything. Good to see you, dude. Good to have you back to hold on to. You tell Taylor we're ready when he is. All right, they're ready. Are you ready?

All right, 10 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll see if he does a different strategy this week. Five, three, two, one, go. Matt Su's in the top, me right below him with the Killed Taylor shirt on. Taylor Watkins right below him, Caleb Beaver below him. Not in the trailer this week, not Starlink. Good internet this time. Yeah, looking crisp. And we are off.

$2,000. Text the number 928-583-3903. Taylor will beat his old time. Bryson Taylor is going to beat his old time. 100% old score. It's not a time, but yeah. I mentioned the workout to Dave this morning. I spoke to Dave Castro this morning

He was driving down to a shooting competition and uh, he was he was blown away. He's like, holy shit. That's insane He can really do 50 muscle-ups and 50 cows on the row. I said that's gonna be the goal 15 Twice in a week, baby. Oh, we broke it up different this week He said that's complete savage uh time cap will be six minutes not six. Oh four great question, uh, justin the Classical Chinese name probably probably oh Chinese. I was thinking Korean but I give it to you All the same right money. Yeah. Yeah. Yes I've known a guy named Tong who is a white guy Tong Tong like fucking tongs you used to get your for the grill. Does he clap two times before he does anything? Yeah, I

Don't get that joke. Is that a commercial? Every time you have a piece of compared tongs, you got to click them together a couple of times and make sure that they work. They got to get the right tension. You got to make sure that they're good. You can tell how often I barbecue. I've never barbecued in my life. I've never been the guy who runs a grill. 52 years old, never run the grill. 28.

25. 25. Damn, so 15 so 1510 25 at 153 holy shit the code is KT 2024 go to 20% off all subscriptions just for the hour That we're here. You haven't barbecued because you're gay Wow, well, he's got a point the gays barbecue. That's yeah I don't know though. I don't think so. I think the gays are more of like a microwave, a crock pot microwave.

Barbecue sounds gay. That sounds like a flamboyant word. Barbecue. I've had been cooked for by somebody gay. It's been really good. Gays are usually into like spit roasting, right? 35. Spit roasting.

It's on today, baby. Let's go. All of a sudden I can visualize. Where are we at, Bryson? 35. 3 minutes, 35. He's going to have to really go if he's going to beat last week's time. Just try, Taylor, please.

Last week, around rep 42lor had gave himself a no rep And uh that probably cost him 10 or 15 seconds the rings were swinging And then when he got on the rower, he thought he had two minutes instead of just and he only had one minute And so he didn't uh He didn't get to pull as hard as he wanted. He threw the rings again. What is he doing? Yeah, he's trying to quit. God damn it. 40 reps.

We had some great attempts last week. We had Gage from the Simpsons. We had Jace. Costco Momoa. And then we had a handsome someone or another. Handsome Mason. it's amazing. Yeah

You guys realize if you say it I'm writing that down on my log book here handsome Mason 43 44 oh Oh, come on interesting that couldn't have been plan. That could not have been the plan. I think you're right. He's on a pace. What he got six left? Yeah. Yeah. He's actually ahead of himself at the 40 Two more sets of three. He does two more sets of three. I think this is 45 There's Bryson Del Monte. Oh, he didn't get new pants for Christmas

Those are the pants from ten years 47 years ago. She got off the 50 ring muscle ups at 509 on the last try. Oh, okay. That, 9, 50. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. You got one more and you're still ahead. All right. Okay.

I bet you he's pissed. He's gonna roll faster now because he's pissed. Blood in the water people. Let me ask you guys this. When he's done here, does he fall off the rower? Last week he sat on there. Is he going to pull so hard that he's going to go fall off the rower? Go to his side? He better, dude.

I don't know if there's enough time left for him to like, you know what I mean? Like if there was another 90 seconds and he just buried himself, I think so. But he really only had what? A minute? Not even 2150 to the high I've seen 2162 2200 2214 2216

2226 2236 15 seconds 2266 Yeah, 2268 is ripping. I'm on come on Or cows 25 cows Seven it's a 38 we're gonna give him the role. We're gonna give him the role. I'll go nice I think it's 30 31 move your head you

30 30 30 30 cows he got 24 last time all that for six cows. That's a big six calories though Hey in the open that matters that matters in the open Yeah, my matters big and it's only been a couple days not like he Off the rower this time off the rower. That's good sign. Yeah, so he had probably gotten 33 if he wouldn't have fucked up that uh Yeah, 33 35 $2,000 guys All you got to do is 50 muscle and sometimes we pay Hey

Please subscribe Donate money in the chat subscribe all that good shit like like the channel subscribe to the channel Click all the notifications do all that cool shit We lost 300 subscribers this month People didn't like to see me balls deep in Craig Richie hurt their feelings. They were bots though But you know, I have a small taller I have a small tolerance for cancel culture. Cancel culture. They're bots.

I call it calling the herd. I was actually going for 500 subscribers. What was the irony that was the name of the show that day? What was it? I think it was calling the herd. What it was really there. Yeah, I put that in perfect We got What's going on ready to ball Hey, this one's scary this one's scary don't you think yeah, it's pretty dense Hey, this one's scary. This one's scary. Don't you think?

Yeah, it's pretty dense. Dense. Nice. Dense updates. Wait, it has nothing to do with it. Drake, why didn't you try last week? On Wednesday? On Christmas? Yeah. Yeah. What the hell?

Let my kids open Christmas presents or I would have. Man. All right. Fair enough. All right. If you're that kind of guy, you have your priorities all whacked. Yeah, they're messed up for sure. All right. We're ready when you are dude. Great shirt. You competed at crash. You put on quite a performance there with your fitness. You've been to the semi-finals. Yeah.

Your wife's hot. That's true. Yeah. We saw a little bit of her face. You got all, you got it. You got kids. You got everything going on fit, hot wife and kids. All right. What else could you ask for? In priorities He wasn't even around probably and I checked out two grand When's the last time you've done 50 muscle-ups for time? never

Okay, and what's your 30 muscle-up time? Do you know? I think 210. Okay. Wow All right. That should be a prerequisite question. Like if you don't have like a sub 230 rep, you're not in. Yeah, you don't even on the show. Yeah. And you're gonna be honest with your reps because Taylor no rep themself.

Sure, I'll have someone film from the side and you guys can let me know. All right, cool. We will buddy, we will. All right, ready when you guys are. Okay, we're ready when you are too Caleb. You ready on the clock? Drake your last name's Lewis. Yeah. Okay, Drake Lewis guys and what gym are you at? Sorry, hold on I'm at watch that cross it late in Utah. Okay wasatch Crossfit and what's the elevation there? I think it's 5,000. Wow, okay.

Just trying to figure out how to flip the camera around for someone to record me real quick. Don't worry about that. We're recording it here on KillTaylor. You don't worry about that. Yeah, but I need to turn it the other way. If you go to the settings, if you click the settings function click settings and click Drake tell your wife not to talk so much we don't want to hear her talk back to you it makes us think less thank you there you see that yeah yes a little more to the left little more to the left. Oh shit. Look at Taylor. Oh, he's

got the he's got the BMS belt. That's right. Three two two. Oh, ready? Go. Drake Lewis. Wausau crash crash crash fit. Oh, those look good. Never mind. What place did he take it crash? Do we know? I don't know. We'll find out. He's five.

Five. Five. Okay, so he's doing little steps. Yeah. He got eight. There's a class going on in the gym right now too. You can hear the guy coach. Yeah, I just needed that.

I wonder if he tries to stay on the 30 seconds. Nope. Nice band hangages in back. That's good. Go to paper street coffee. P A P E R S T C O F F E E dot com. Go to paper street coffee PAP er st. Co ffe e.com all subscriptions 20% off for the hour. We're doing this show Gabe and company put up $5,000 for the month of December you can win 2,000 bucks now

I mean you can't you won't this workout is just too hard, but pretend like you can but when you use the code Everybody's a winner. Yes. Thank you Are done like you can but when you use the code everybody's a winner. Yes. Thank you Pat Lang, you know I did. Thank you Pat. The more you guys support Gabe the more he supports the show. Oh Joseph Ramirez, he's not gonna make all 50. No, that's correct. He is not now he's gonna make it He's not he is not huh. He's not making it. You know, this guy, Taylor, Drake Lewis. Yeah, I know him. Is he on, is this starting number 25 or in his set? Yeah. Okay. Cool. Sorry. 23. Yeah. Taylor, his 30 muscle ups for time is like 210. 25.

Mine's unbroken. Oh. I'm going to try this today. So Taylor, how was your mindset when you missed that last muscle up over there? It was fine. I mean, I think I thought that strategy was going to be faster. And it was, you were on a roll. To be honest, my chest is still sore from Wednesday. Um, but, uh, I thought I would do 15 and then hold fives every 30 seconds.

And that was just good until it wasn't. I think what I've learned is that I guess when I get to 45, I hit a wall and somewhere in those last couple reps, I push it and I think I can lock it out, but my chest is just done. There's no contraction left. And where I really made up the time was rowing much harder. Yeah. We saw a 2366 on the rower. David Weed, a lot of sus reps, Taylor.

Shut up, you dumb fucking piece of shit. Wow. Jonathan Ortega, let's go Drake, take his money. Hey, you dumb fucking idiot, it's not my money. And shut your stupid mouth. Got him. Anyone else? Would anyone else like to have a conversation with Taylor friendly friendly conversations with Taylor holiday conversations with the fucking strap I'm not gonna play nice he's got

the makeup your lack of effort on there what yes that hurt way more what number are we on eight This will be 39. Yeah. If he goes here, this will be 40. 40. Okay. All right. All right.

Whoa. All right. Three, three. You lock them out, Drake. If he does this, he's got two more sets of five on the pace that he's locked, needs to lock all his reps out. He's holding pace. Yeah.

He's looking, he's looking good right now. This is 45. He's a minute ahead of Taylor. Yeah. This will be 40 to 45 right pace. Yeah, he's looking good right now. This is 45. He's a minute ahead of Taylor. Yeah, this will be 40 to 45 right here. Holy shit. The fives, that's 40. Holy shit. That's it, 42.

Whoa, reps, reps, elbows. 43. Oh, so he's not ahead of Taylor. I thought he was at 45. Okay. No, he's starting to break down now. Yeah, he's still got a minute. Whoever's filming him, tell him to lock his fucking elbows out

there's 44 there you go there's one 45 all right oh boy it's gonna be close it is gonna be close this is great it's gonna depend if he can really get through these last five if he has started going in singles There's gonna be an issue. Oh We're giving that look good to me. Oh look he's got a Bryson too. It's an old Asian dude His name must not be Tong though he didn't Forty-eight He didn't clap through time. 48. 49. I don't know about that one.

That was a good one. Here we go people. This is going to be close. A suspense. No, no. Wow. 505. 505.

Here we go. Hey, can you take us over to the rower so we can look at the rower? the There you go! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Attagirl! Attagirl! They're perfect! That's good. No, he's fucked. It's like 1700. Yeah, 725. Better take off, bud! No way. I can't.

You were up in the 2000s for most of it, Taylor. Yeah. He's gonna be wounded. Buddy took. Oh! I can't smell any powder, actually. Four, three, two, one. Time!

Time! How many did he get? Yeah. Can we get a close-up? Nice job! Oh! Oh, wow! Wow!

Wow! Dude, he's a beast. Wow, dude. Go for it, too! Damn, wow, dude. Damn. Hey, that was impressive, dude. the Like with anybody to get this. So he's just not, he's just blocking it off. Oh, that hurt. You're almost my score from last week. It happened to me. Yeah, that was crazy. That was crazy.

Hey, were you surprised the rower was so hard? Taylor was in the two thousands and we saw you hanging out around 1700. Yeah, it was pretty metabolic. Yeah. Impressive that you made it to the rower. More impressive than your cell service. Yep. The mountains I guess. What did you do your first set? What was your first set on muscle ups?

I did all five till I think 35. Oh wow. Thought short breaks. Might get it done, but Quite Well, yeah crazy failed another rep Yeah, I was close to failure at the end. Drake Taylor was saying that he's still sore from Wednesday I'm curious if you're gonna be sore for three days. He says his chest is still a little sore

Yeah, probably that was actually the first time I wrote since I did the 24 hour road challenge two weeks ago. Well, dude, very aggressive, very impressive. Thanks for trying. I wish we had something for you, but we don't. That's all right. I'll try another time. All right, brother. Happy holidays. Tell your wife thanks for holding the camera. See you, Drake. Later, brother. Happy holidays. Tell your wife, thanks for holding the camera. See you, Drake. Close your eyes. Later, brother. Hey, Mason Mitchell. That's not true.

He didn't tie me from last week. I had 24 calories. Yeah, Mason. Yeah, Mason. This week is 30 calories. I wonder if anybody else is gonna get that close. That was good. That was impressive.

I did. Drake has probably the best muscle-ups I know of other than me and like maybe one or two other people Yeah, like Cody Anderson has really good muscle ups a guy named Taylor at JR Jim has has better muscle ups than I do and then Keeping it real as a good point last week. We gave you an extra four seconds. So maybe he did tell you hey It doesn't matter. I didn't see 24. I saw 23 my screen said 24. So suck my dick Hey, it doesn't matter. I didn't see 24. I saw 23 my screen said 24. So suck my dick. All right

Um His screen said 23 bitches are noah olson's muscle ups better than yours I don't know I mean yours are more fluid or reps that count or I don't know. I mean, yours are more fluid. erupts that count or Yeah, that's great. Good point. Solid point. Suza. Hopper has better rings. Hopper has better cock rings on his boyfriend's cock. That's what he has better.

That's true to his boyfriend. That's part of the one Cody could roll like. That's the thing. Listen, see this right here. Thank you to everybody who's on Hey, damn, Hey, my my my eldest son just can't tried to come in here and be on the show. And I gave him the I gave him this like, Hey, can be on the show. I'll have you come in here. And my wife

already tech text. No, we talked about gaping people. And my wife already texted me. Did you flip Bobby off? Dad flip me off Dad flip me off. That's funny Hey, did you fart at all during the um, I? Workout no, but I had food poisoning Thursday night. It was the sickest I've ever been in my life. I didn't sleep at all and I shit. I woke up probably like 16 or 17.

I didn't sleep. So I just got up out of bed like 16 or 17 times throughout the night to shit everywhere. And it was nothing solid has come out of my ass in like 48 hours. I like sit on the toilet and it sounds like it sounds like someone with a really big penis is peeing. Has anything solid gone in your head? I know exactly what that sounds like. Yeah, yeah.

Only because you've seen it and have watched it, right? Warrior. Yeah, dude. It just sounds like like it's crazy. And it's like pressurized. I think I ate like I had this hot sauce called secret aardvark and it's like a salsa hot sauce. And I think it was expired. And it just fucking ruined me. And even last night, I was still like woke up three or four times

to poop. And then before the show today, I was having stomach cramps like I was on my period and I pooped right before the workout. Expired hot sauce. Yeah, I've never had food poisoning once in my life and I was the, like, I shit you not. I'd rather have another ACL surgery than be nauseous. And I was so fucking nauseous all night. Were there times you approached the toilet where you weren't sure whether you should

put your butt down or your face down? Yeah, and in those times I just got in the shower. Did you shit in the shower? What the fuck? Well, it's not, it wasn't solid. It was just water. It was brown water. And there's yes.

Are you, you, that's called the w and you do the waffle stomp? No, he didn't have to. It was, it was the line. What's the waffle stomp? That's what you do. You don't know what a waffle stomp is? Shit in the shower and you stomp it through the grate. I figured you haven't tried to do that all the time.

I've always wanted to use that term. I learned it a couple of years ago on the podcast and this is my first time ever getting to do it. Oh my god. The waffle stomp. The waffle stomp. Jesus Christ. Defigate in the shower and then proceed to stomp it down the drain with your foot. The waffle stomp. In a hurry to with your foot, the waffle stomp.

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped. Yesterday I could barely do anything. I was so like, just... Hey, when you're puking in the middle of the night, does Lizzie get up and rub your back? No, she fucking slept like a champ, which I would, you know, she needed to. There's nothing you can do. Shut the door. I, I, I rub my wife's back or get her a cold washcloth or some shit when she's puking in the middle of the night. I was like, I don't know.

Oh, man. That's way too much for me already. Oh God. I doesn't, isn't, isn't the foundation of hot sauce vinegar? That shit's not supposed to go bad. That doesn't even make sense. You know how sauce, I've never seen that hot sauce go in. Yeah, yeah.

It was, it was hot sauce. It was like a tomato paste. It was like, it was like a, it was like a salsa hot sauce. I think it was like fermented basically. Uh, Taylor is trash. Chris Ibarra would beat him. Chris Ibarra wouldn't get through 50 muscle-ups in six minutes. And I'll stamp fucking on that if that pussy calls in. That's definitely Chris Ibarra.

Let's go, bitch. Yeah, I don't think Chris Ibarra can do 50 muscle-ups either in six minutes. Hey, did it taste weird? Did it taste weird or you couldn't tell because you just... Well, I mixed it, uh, it like I mixed it with some eggs and I was eating it and I was like, you know, whatever. What's the secret art of what it's supposed to taste like? It's amazing, but I'll never eat it again after that. E. coli infused hot sauce. You know what I mean? When you like something, but if it makes you sick once it's like done It's game over. Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah All right. Well, uh great show guys, uh Great attempt. That was our best that was our best attempt. Oh, look we have some holy cow. We got somebody Oh shit, what's up Steve? Why does that look like Jethro? What's up Jethro? Way too old to fucking try are you kidding me this guy goes to JR Jim We can't hear you Steve you're fucked they don't know how to use

technology no apartment grandma's hindering what is that guy 37 38 nothing wrong with being 37 yeah guys find someone who's under 20 to operate your phone, please Jeremy deciphered the acronym on my belt. No This this guy goes to clubs and hits on 17 year old girls for sure good for him looks like the substitute high schooler grind on him at prom hey he doesn't take him home he's just talent scouting okay if you're 40 that's the best you can ever look doesn't mean you can do 50 muscle-ups in six minutes

guys if you can't get a fucking stable wifi-Fi connection, there's no point calling in Stable look how stable that shit is a movie Stable that's the drones flying over Jethro's gym interfering with the signal. Oh Shit sled agent Steve. Yeah. Hey, did you guys watch that? Well, I know Taylor did because he was on the show Do you guys watch shut up and scribble yesterday? You see the line? Yeah, they are The what lighting on him? You know, you got just go back and just click the little thumbnail This guy looks like a fucking supermodel dude. Oh Jr, I know. Yeah, this guy Steve looks like JR if JR stopped using so much lotion on his face

It's funny that the lighting or whatever I was like damn he looks chiseled right now look at this guy he's supposed to call in yesterday or the other day you should be calling in today yeah yeah I wonder if Birdman will call Hey, you saw me adjust the... Yeah, look at him. Wow. Look at that, dude. Wow. I told no lie. I think for the lighting, he got a Hollister. And that's like fuzzy, like 720, too. Dude, it looked like I was in like...

I gotta get a fucking curtains and some sort of light. Yeah, you should call that show Two Gay Guys, a power top, power bottom show. The power top, power bottom show the power top power bottom show Jethro, what's up? Penitentiary We're getting the replay Youngest member the the the

the the the the the the the the Yeah. He's legally obligated to tell me if you can tell it's 12. It's perfect. It's perfect. Face us when he does his muscle

ups. That guy goes undercover at high schools for sure. Maybe junior highs. Are we good guys? He needs to face us when he does the muscle ups. I haven't turned around. Turn around and face that way. Hey, you know, this guy has some crazy, what crazy muscle ups too. He's probably got like 10 strict muscle ups, but 50 is a whole different story, man.

We good. Yup. Yeah, we're good. Is he good? That's a beautiful gym. Jesus. I'll give you a countdown. Look at all that equipment.

He has. I love the installation. Will you message me on Instagram? Hey, don't pull that down. Send me an email. Look at all that equipment has. I love the message me on Instagram. Hey, don't pull that down. We'll come back to that Taylor. Let's start 10 seconds. And we'll come right back to that Taylor. Here we go. And he's a top cop.

Here we go. And he's up. Top cop. No. No. Lock him out. That's two. No, that's a zero. That's a five.

Five. Six. Hey, you don't have to worry about setting up the rower, dude. Don't be fucking crazy. You're setting up the rower like he's going to make it. Oh my goodness. Sean, if you want personalized coaching for me, go ahead and hit me up. It's actually Taylor's workouts, but I just charge a lot more. Right. He's rebranded them.

How many is that? I think it's 11. 13. 13. Okay. Hey, you got to lock out over the rings just so you know. It's okay. He's showing capacity. Detail shme it's okay he's showing capacity detail shmeet tails this guy may get to 35 here we go 14 that was like 13 and a half. Dude, lock them out! 17? Old guys can't lock out their elbows! 18? He declared an elbow. Is that 18? He had Tommy John surgery. Get off his back, dude. Jesus Christ.

I'm gonna fucking Tommy my John seven inches down his throat. You're gonna have to have the balls four inches down his throat too if you're gonna do that. I was gonna put my balls in his nostrils. Did the quick math on that, the differential. Dude has to do a 30 inch box jump just to get up to the rings. Hey, why is that stuff on the windows? It's because it's in a neighborhood full of crime and you have to cover the windows and no one looks in and steals shit.

Is that why? It's his insulation. Oh. It's 22. My turn in New York is brutal. Wow. He's on pace to finish 50 in over five minutes if he keeps his pace. Dude's definitely not on Royds.

Are you kidding me? Is he? Are we sure this is 22? No. Kenneth nailed it. It's a noble shirt. If this dude's on Royds, you should get his money back. From us or the Royds?

24. Are we sure? Oh, he's so fucked. He quits. It really helps you asking consistently. Am I sure after I think I'm sure. Oh, his shoulders are hurting. You see him are hurting you see yeah Yeah, he's in trouble Drt is causing excess swelling

It's the caution tape from the murder last week Rise out of me Taylor your reps was worse. Dude, I just envision this guy as someone who sits at home and probably has like three fat dudes just ejaculate on him while he like watches fucking Naruto or something. Four, four fat dudes. Fuck off. You know what I realized though?

When I watch a live show, I turn into David Weed or Cole or Sean or Dan Guerrero. Why? Let me just talk to it. Yeah, crazy. I didn't get a rise. All I do live shows all I want to do is say inflammatory. It

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It's so awesome. It's so awesome It's kind of crazy Chief Nation CrossFit great Jim the owner Jethro is an amazing guy He does drink paper Street coffee. He does have a subscription Because he did order when it's a 20% off on a lifetime subscription So go ahead and go over there, PAPERSTCOFFEE, do not spell out street, paperstcoffee.com. Use the code word KT2024 and you will get 20% off lifetime subscription. Oh David was banned? Jesus.

Right. I accidentally banned Kenneth the L Lap because I was trying to ban David. Oh, isn't, I've done that before too. You're trying to ban one person and it scrolls away. Yeah. Sorry, Kenneth. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get. Someone please unban some people.

I'll go fix it. I'll go. Go fix Kenneth the Lap but do not fix David Weed. Fix David Weed too. No, fuck David Weed. No. Drake's show, Taylor, are you doing purse in person semis? There aren't in person semis. There's only online semis. Are you mean?

You're talking about the like the in person events Yeah, I don't know. I mean I'm in talks with world fitness projects. So it'll just depend on kind of my negotiations for that contract box with World Fitness Projects, so it'll just depend on my negotiations for that contract. So I heard that basically you don't care what your contract is, you just want it to be the highest contract by $1,000. Is that true, Taylor? That you basically told them you'll do it as long as it's $1,000 higher than the highest other person? Exactly. Okay. Well, that's cool. Yeah. And right now, I think Victor Hoffer or some other like nobody is the highest.

So I'm trying to be you know just a little bit more than him. I think they're actually only paying Pat Delner and Trident Layers. And then some of the other guys, some of the other guys they're actually just paying and Wilmore adds like ejaculate. One, two, one, zero. Yeah boy! Some of the other guys that are actually just paying and will more ads like ejaculate one Yeah, boy 40 total reps pretty fucking good Hey, you got tight you got tight in the chest. Oh, we muted him. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You got tight In my chest. Yeah, where'd you get tight? We saw you trying to work back to shoulder lats. Okay.

Lats for sure. Hey, what's your 30 muscle ups for time? Best. Oh, I don't know. Hopefully a lot better than that. Hey, why did you do it this week? Did Jethro make you do it? Yeah, I wasn't going to do it.

He started talking junk to me. He's like, I could do that. You're a good coach, Jethro. What's up boys? What's up dude? How are you? Trying to get Steve over here to get that money, but a little short. It's all right. It's all good That was a lot. That was a lot short. Not a little hey Is that the fittest dude in your gym? He looks jacked Um, he's up there. I mean he doesn't go here. He goes to crash. So he's doing a little drop and he's visiting the family for the weekend. Okay, cool.

Does he talk funny like you? Does he got a weird accent like you? No, he got that Southern accent already. I don't understand that. Oh, that's a trip. That's all right. Hey, dude, you the man. Love seeing you.

Thanks for calling in. Tell Steve he's a boss, but just too old. Our pleasure. Hey, listen, guys, happy new year. Be safe out there and we'll talk to you soon. Thanks for everything you guys do. Thank you. Dude, that's the most New York accent ever.

That's sick. That guy's a cop for sure, right? Yeah. I think he's a sled. What does sled stand for? Sucking, losing, eating dick. Antibuzz, sordid. Sucking, losing, sucking, eating dick. Sucking, long, eating dick.

Dear CrossFit Krypton, you bunch of pussies. Last week you called when the show was over. There's 20 minutes left of the show to get to $2,000. Send the fucking Birdman over. Send the Birdman. Send the birdman. Send the birdman. I love it when Taylor does the voice. Send the fucking birdman.

Here's the thing, if that kid is lucky enough to get 50 muscle ups in 5 minutes, there's no chance he rose over a 1500. Colton Mertens, you pig fucking weenie dog breeding fucking Wherever the fuck you're from, I won come get your money He's not getting the money either Colton has never seen over 1500 cal per hour on a rower Oh, that one pissed him off. That's gonna rile Colton up if he's listening. I heard Colton puts Vaseline on the bar of the rower to make it slide better.

It's just a big old tub of Vaseline there. He puts Vaseline on his butt cheeks to make the weenies slide easier. Yeah, he takes a tub of Vaseline from the pig pen and brings it in and puts it on the rower And reduce that friction Caleb. Do we get our friends out of jail? No, I think you just put them in timeout. So they'll be Welcome. I just put listen Kenneth. I'm really sorry had nothing to do with you. I made a mistake David We've you can suck a fat veiny one Wow, damn Kenneth just go out all damage Wow

I accidentally I accidentally banned Someone the other day trying to fucking do something to David weed it was fuck. I would David weed is like he's like Brittany Griner He's like that stupid idiot who smokes. Oh That's me. That's mean. Yeah, if you guys want to free David weed You're gonna have to release like a Russian arms dealer that's going to commit terrorist acts. I'm going to try to shave my head and see if I can row faster. That might work. That'd probably do it.

Probably. Maybe you can do it. Free Breonna Taylor. I mean, free David Weed. Say his name. Say his name. All right. $2,000. Code word is KT 2024. KT like Kil Taylor.

2024. Go over to Paper Street Coffee. Subscriptions 20% off for your lifetime. Not just once. Oh, fuck. I did not flip you off, Ari. You should not be watching this show. You're always welcome on the show.

You're the highlight of my day, buddy. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show.

I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show. I'm going to be watching this show.. You should not be watching this show. You're always welcome on the show. You're the highlight of my day, buddy. Taylor hates free speech. No, this isn't this isn't fucking the public square. Fuck you.

Free speech. You can say something I don't like about you. I put your fucking gay ass in timeout. anyone ever met David weed, that's a great question Nobody will ever meet David weed No He's gonna eat his fingers in his mom's basement. Oh No, standing David doesn't have it do you you have an insta standee? Yeah, she does And shit your brains out it's gonna run through me like water, but I'm gonna I have to demolish a barn today So I'm gonna be drinking coffee while I do some fucking serious demo. Well, why don't you rebuild it?

Why are you demolishing it? Why don't you rebuild it? Why are you demolishing it? Why don't you rebuild it? I'm having a it doesn't it's not on a concrete floor It's on dirt. So and it's and it was built in 1947 and it's small so it's just all like kind of rotted out and I've already bought a 24 by 35 foot two-car garage to put on it and I'm having the concrete board next week four by 35 foot two car garage to put on it and I'm having the concrete poured next week. What do you mean you've already bought a two car garage you can buy it already like

you buy a metal building and they come and put it up. Oh, wow. Nice. So once I get the concrete pad poured, which will happen next week. Shout out to elevate concrete rolling so Paul is a big fan of the show. He's helping me out. And so if you guys need a concrete guy hit me up, I got a guy but um, he's coming next week to pour that once they pour that I can send images over of the prep site to the building company and then they'll schedule it per

installation like two to four weeks. Wow. Has anyone ever seen David and Brian friend in the same room? Listen, David is like 10x the testosterone that fucking Brian has don't ever be that David we Brian friend has a lot of testosterone He's got a massive bag of dildos to back it up Wow Taylor's ass is a two dig garage. If you're gonna make comments, at least make them funny. You fuck hard. That's a good one.

Yeah, that one is good. Taylor, have you ever thought of ever thought of getting an athlete from each program HWPO proven mayhem brute and have a throwdown like eliminate she's that's no, because I would never read that platform. I would never give a platform from any sort of a douchebag who does HWPO or Coach else programming. Maybe maybe if you're a proven or a mayhem athlete, you know, give me a call, give me a text, we can we can have some discussions. But

if you live your life with Coach L's hog in your mouth or whoever's over at HAPO, we don't even know who makes that programming. You can just f*** them. Hey, don't they have a program? Doesn't HWPO have an ambassador program? Yeah, it's like Lululemon lululemon like and you get and you get points for like leaving good reviews and stuff you get free vials of Matt Fraser semen that you can freeze and shoot up your ass if you promo your program

oh shit holy shit god damn hey what a good idea H HWO, the ambassador program. You guys are really going to kill it. But basically, isn't that a way for them just to collect positive Yelp reviews? Isn't that what it is? Yeah, that's a way to do sales. They're paying for support, basically. Hey, we'll give you this free shit if you tell people that you like it. It's not even good free shit. It's like stickers and socks Doesn't that fuck with the authenticity the brand if you're paying people or if you're if you're HWPO doesn't know what authenticity is. I don't think I've ever even heard that word What's wrong with authenticity and cash money?

I'm actually so stoked for this garage though, because it's gonna be the new home of Kil Taylor. Not really I mean sometimes still do at the gym sometimes but it'll be really cool to have a garage gym. I'm missing Andy walking around in the background Here's your yes. I showed him the girls Doing curls in the background. He was loving the belt the 200 pound sandbag by the way Dylan Vowell Purchased that that thing was fucking 900 bucks. You said Taylor what I learned Val and he said the seven uses That thing was fucking 900 bucks. You said Taylor what I fill in Val and he said the seven he says And oh, yes, we collected money from the seven Eastas and then they bought it and they sent it over to Taylor Yeah on it's like it's official UFC memorabilia. It's fucking heavy. It's like a 10 pound belt. It's crazy

What's that thing on the side that says 500? I have no idea dude. I know is the whore a Mazda be all in Nate DS fight. I just don't know what the numbers are It has the date of the fight on it like 20 November 2019 like it has all that it says baddest motherfucker so Is this true if you buy $1,500 worth of podium products you get a chance to train with Fraser is that true? that true? I'd rather let trailer kick me in the balls. Joseph would rather trade a training session for a kick in the balls. It's a real thing. Wow. Wait, if you buy $15,000, you get a chance. That sounds awesome. Hey, I do have me and Bryson are talking about, so we had some cool ass fucking shit happening on Sentinel. First off, we just gave away our second level one scholarship to a guy named Rich Daniels. He's a school. Congrats, Rich. Yeah, he's a school teacher. So when he gets that certificate, we've already put our next scholarship, which will give away in the spring. In the month of January, this is actually Sevan's idea, but me and Bryson are doing calls with all of our members in January, just you know, there's nothing extra to

it. You pay a $20 a month subscription, and you remember, and we're going to sit down and chat like every day and just talk through training. But over the summer, me and Bryson are going to plan like trying to get a Sentinel training camp together where I don't even know if we'll like charge for it, I would imagine it's going to be expensive for people to fly and stay but just like a weekend hangout where we work out and **** so we're I heard you are

going to require people to bring a bottle of hot sauce. Yeah bottle of secret aardvark that's fermented. You know what I've done before and and how I felt two days ago is 10 times worse. I ate two dried Carolina Reapers one time and it was so bad like my friend had a bag of dried Carolina Reapers. It was so bad that I got like, I got I was like induced shock. And I like fucking burned the nerve endings in my esophagus and I shat and threw up at the same time from the shock. But like 30 minutes later

I was fine. The other night it was like, I must have produced like two gallons of fecal water Across like the night. It was just so bad. You have more but stories in any human being I've ever met But stories are good stories, man. That's good. The Carolina Reaper is a chili pepper Plant developed by American breeder Ed Curry the pepper is red and gnarled with a bumpy texture and small pointed tail It was the hottest chili pepper in the world according to the Guinness Book of World Records from 2013 to 2023 before was surpassed by the pepper X which was also developed by Curry Crazy American breeder began working in about 2001 and what would become the Carolina Reaper took 10 years to develop sorting through hundreds of hybrid combinations Crease finally successful crossing a really nastily hot, uh,

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How was it? It was good. Did you do the total bar box jump workout for Monday? No, but my wife did. She really liked it. I'm going to do that later today. Peppers are rated on the Scoville scale as a measurement of pungency of chili pepper and other substances recorded in Scoville scale as a measurement of pungency of chili pepper and other substances

Recorded in Scoville heat units. It's based on the concentration of Capacinoids among the capasin capsaicin Cole Turnbull in the Charlotte Airport right now and I can smell Taylor's pussy Taylor's pussy. Really? Really? You fucking pussies aren't calling in? Is this a fucking joke? Tristan Harrison, Caleb, you better not have put the dumbbell down this morning. Same workout next week. Same workout next week. Five times.

You put it down how many times, Caleb? At least five times. What was the workout on Sentinel today? It was 50 dumbbell, was it squats, then snatches, then lunges, then hang clean and jerks? Lunges, hang clean and jerks, and then squats and then snatches. So it was 50 single dumbbell lunges,

hold the dumbbell anyway, then 50 alternating hang clean and jerks, then 50 dumbbell squats, hold the single dumbbell anyway, and then 50 dumbbell hang snatches to finish. Yeah. Wow. You should do that. That's a lot.

Maybe do with a 30. You have a 35 Saban? I have a 35. That'd be a good workout. A 35. No, you should do with a 35 and see if you could hang on to it the whole time. Okay. Okay.

The workout Susie gave me yesterday fucking broke me off. I'm not gonna lie that last round. I was a fucking mess. And anyway, that's a great interval. I love that workout. It was kind of crazy to because 50 pound dumbbells heavy for me. But in the middle of the word, I didn't feel it once in the workout. You know what I mean? Like, just like, as soon as I grabbed it, it was just fucking moving. So I'm just gonna do this workout every week until someone can beat me in it. Yeah. You'll probably just get better and better at it. That's awesome that you do that. I bet you'd end up with some weird number that you broke them up to. We were like, yeah, I did sevens for certain amount and then fives and I gave you my fastest time or something, you know, next week. I think the sponsor is a Holy Balls. And Holy Balls, my kids have come in my office and eaten all 10 packages you sent me. So send me over more, please, or I can order more too.

First off, to be real, Bill Leahy, there's not a fucking prayer's chance in hell that that pussy could beat me in this workout. He's nowhere near as good at me at ring muscle ups and he's not a better rower. Fuck a dick, Bill. Colton, same deal, but I like Colton. I don't like Bill.

Can Colton even do the 50 muscle ups in six minutes? Yeah, he could do the 50 muscle ups in six minutes. I think Colton, honestly, I think Drake Lewis's score was, I mean, he's a semi-final athlete and a good one too. He was like top 15 at the West Coast semifinal. I think he's probably as close to me as, I don't know. I would imagine anything between 23 and 32 cows is probably like the, like, you know, I don't think anyone in the world.

Why didn't you scale this one? If you were to scale this one for women, would you, is there any woman who could even do any female games athletes who can do 50 muscle ups in six minutes? No. Be 40, wouldn't it? Yeah, I'd say like 50, 40 probably makes sense. It'd probably be 35, honestly. Really?

Oh, Cody Anderson. No, that fucking pussy hasn't done cardio in five years. He can't hold 1100 calipers on the rower. Laura fucking Horvath is a better rower than Cody Anderson I bet her 2k is better than his get the fuck out of here Cody Anderson weighs 145 pounds My dick dry weighs more than Cody Anderson Wow. I've never heard of there's a dry weight and a wet weight for penises I didn't know loaded or unloaded

Loaded or unloaded? My dry, yeah, do that triple pull. It necessitates you washing it first, Sevo. When you get out of a cold shower and dry it off that way, that's heavier than Cody Anderson. Jesus. No, Travis Mayer does not stand a fucking chance in beating me in this workout. Oh, he beat you so fucking bad. Shut the fuck up, Tyler.

Hey, hey. You want to hear a funny story? After I did that workout, Susan told me to do, I was in the garage and I just fucking, I was like so hurt, I just stripped down naked and I walked through the house to the shower and my son looks at me and he goes,

what happened to your penis? And I looked down at it and it looked like a fucking raisin, it looked like a date, dude, like a medullain look like a date Died date That's how you know like when you're a quarter to half away in a workout and that starts to happen you're like oh i'm in trouble bad yeah good It looked like I had four foreskins dude, it looked like a sharp pay dude it was crazy

Oh, it looked like my dick was an accordion Carrying a walnut in your pants it It needed to be hydrated so bad. It was dehydrated dick. Wow. Holy shit. Needed a lint brush to get the lint out of it, out of the rolls. Jesus. Too late.

You said raise and I'll quit. Date. Oh yeah. The girls won't have any, they don't have any concept of this. They don't understand. Yeah. Well, some of them have identified. Some of them. Some of them might. Yeah. Some of them might. They know how to. All right. Birdman, windows closing buddy. Can we get a little sound effect, Taylor? Come on, buddy. Are we going to see, are you going to call in or what? I know you guys are waiting like to the last minute. That pussy's clapped out, dude.

That thing's been beat up. Clapped out. Hey, is, is, is 50, so you, you think, think you really think 50 cows is possible? Man if I if I was actually able to hold fives if I I mean I was really sold that I could do that That's right. I bet I bet in a week I could get 50 cows but like my chest recovers, but I think if I could have actually done 15 and there's a one-minute mark on fives every 30 seconds and done 15 and then the one minute mark on fives every 30 seconds and Stay true to that. So like I would have finished my last set of five reps at the 415 to 418 I think I could get 50 cows with a minute 40 to row for sure. I had this time I had

55 seconds a row and I got 30 If I had another 45 seconds, I definitely know I could have gotten another 20 calories. Damn. Maybe you're going to have to do sixes. Maybe you're going to have to do sixes. I don't know. I think that was a good strategy. I just think my chest was tired from Wednesday. Sev on BingeBros is getting better each week. It's crazy how many fucking views that's getting already.

The Dexter show. I don't remember, but he was telling me last night, I want to say maybe we're over 1500. Oh, shit. And we're seeing all sorts of people that aren't from the CrossFit ecosystem popping in the chat all over the fucking place. I think the show we did two weeks ago, the hour before we did our new show, put on like 500 views in an hour or something.

They've grown each show. Have you noticed that? Yeah, Hiller was all excited. I know if Hiller's excited, it must be good. Yeah, each show. He didn't get excited at all about anything. I started watching Original Sin Dexter because of you guys. Yeah, it's good, right? You should go back and watch all of them. It's crazy. It's a crazy show. Oh, by the way You know what I watched yesterday, which I highly recommend is the new Jamie Foxx special on Netflix. He talks it it's basically just it's a

90 minutes one-man performance. It's not really even a comedy show. Yeah, you finished that? I really watched the first like two minutes. I was like, this is weird and I just turned it off. Yeah, the first 30 minutes are hard to get through because he's crying so much and he's struggling. But dude, at the end he goes, people on the internet think I'm a clone and so he does a little bit from every big movie he's in live on stage. So he does, you know, and he it's crazy and he's like a clone could not do that clone could only do that i mean he's like let's take the most public things i've ever done and repeat them all here now okay wow all right show me a picture from your childhood that your mother gave you backstage

Sousa you should try this one 50 muscle-ups now, I mean he knows he put lol at the end I apparently Cole knows about my fitness level, but this was not Yeah, he did he did Django. He did Django. He did them all he did Rachel Ray Charles Django he did he did Chris Rock impersonations, Denzel Washington. I mean, he, he went nuts, dude. It was crazy. He, he sung, he played the piano. He did, he did it all. His daughter came out and played guitar. His daughter's a trip. You never, her, her fro is so big, you can't see her face.

She's on stage for fucking 10 minutes and you never see her face Are we being nice to Patrick Clark now? Pups, you know pedo Pat. Well, we're always nice to Pat. What are you talking about? Oh He's nice to pups. I talked about diddy parties. Yeah, he said he always left at 9 p.m. Oh He said when the floors got slippery he would leave Ten years ago. He did when the floors got slippery, he would leave. Ten years ago, he did a podcast with Tim Ferriss and he talked about getting Diddy his start and Kanye too and hosting a party with Diddy.

This is like... That information's been out there for a decade plus. He gave them his start or they gave him his start? Diddy gave him a start and then he gave Kanye a start. I can't imagine a cohort of fucking sick individuals that just praise on fucking young women and rapes them. Like I would, oh God, it'd be nice to just line them all up and fucking blow their brains out.

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PaperStreetCoffee, Gabe. Thank you for supporting everyone bird man Sorry, we missed you Mr.. Watkins, Susa Caleb Bryson amante Taylor gets dark. I'm never dark. What are you talking about? Love you guys. Talk to you soon. I don't think that there's an update show today May who knows you never know all right talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye