The Sevan Podcast - KT #31 | $3,000!!! FOR THE TAKING

Episode Date: December 22, 2024

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of a homemade meal in no time. Visit HelloFresh.ca and use code Spotify for your exclusive offer. There's the clock. Matt Souza rolling up the timer. This is a CrossFit workout, which is trademarked by CrossFit LLC that, or no, this is a central training workout. Give me one second. Paper Street Coffee, $3,000. The fittest man in the world.

You can win it from him. He's gonna do the workout first. You can copy everything he fucking does. What an easy, easy payday. Don't be a pussy. The workout is 40 cows on the bike. I guess he took the seat off. You can stand or let it rub on your anus. And then a D ball ground

overhead. I don't even know what that is. But we're about to find out 40 3020. This is going to be a good one, guys. Happy Hanukkah Suza. Ready. That's Suza. That's Suza. He's ready. Let's get Andrew Hiller Pedro white from coffee Coffee Pods and Wads. Three, two, one. Tyler Watkins from the He-One app. Here we go. What is that ball?

Basketball filled with sand like 1994? Old school time. Welcome to the WTE, the White Trash Empire. Everything you see laid out there has been set out perfectly and is designed to give a certain image that only a bald man with a red mustache could have in Alabama or wherever the fuck he is. I'm sorry for the Subaru in the shot. Those were the lesbian set designers that left their

car in the background. That house is like 90% carport. No, that's meth lab. He's going to hang tarp on the side in a second. That's very utilitarian of him. Welcome to the Taylor self estate. If you are doing sentinel training, you are the one paying for that beautiful empire where Bryson and Taylor lock themselves in a room and do programming, programming, programming, wink wink. Yeah, programming. And program the shit out of each other. Nothing like some good programming. OK. Program me harder baby.

I need to text the link over to the work phone. Have you guys heard that phrase where it's like hey Taylor's just over there Brysoning his Del Monte. Is that a phrase? Oh my god. It's like you use people's names to make that reference, right? Holy **** Wow. I got my Watkins. Wow. Wow. Wow. We

already got some star power here. That probably means you're getting yourself on an FBI list if you're tolerating and you're watching. Oh, Nelly. One of the best in the biz is gonna try to get the money. Wait, what was the clock? Oh, good question. It was about 1.40. Oh, cursed at her.

She would smoke Taylor on this. Oh, Nelly. Taylor's getting his butt beat this week. This is a stupid workout. How do you feel about how high his hips are right now? He looks like that old dude who was deadlifting on the mayhem or Rich Froening's Instagram page. He's very good at this motion. Programming. Thank you, Mike Hunt. I appreciate the two euros or whatever. Oh, he double tapped there. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

There's also, uh, Mr. Pedro's birthday today. Happy birthday, Pedro. Yes, sir. I didn't even know you did birthday. Mr. White. So happy birthday. Did you plan that? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. 135 is wow. Little pause. Little pause. 35. Thank you. This is a very grippy thing. People wouldn't know it but it's grippy. Oh,

gotta be quicker. I wonder how many people have a 50 pound ball like that. I'd say not many. Two fifty- two. What's the what's the. Destroy him. Who would Hopper? Hopper. No, the range of motion is ridiculous. Yeah, but Hopper would hold an extra like 20% of the bike and not

even think twice about it. How's how's Olivia going to do on this bike? Well, very well. It's a lot. It's a lot of time on it. She got a big engine. She's going to be like she's going to do the same calories. It's Olivia Kerstetter. Is it I think it's is it the same calories it's the same cows

it's just a different weight in the ball because he doesn't want to get beaten good happy birthday Pedro 999 happy birthday Pedro when Pedro was born the most popular name in Ireland was Patrick now it's Mohammed. Yeah It's true Yeah, I mean I think it's the most popular name in the UK now this year for kids born this was probably name in one City in Ireland a little bit all country Hashtag open borders. Mm-hmm Tyler you have a split on this 30 cows. I'm curious 30 yeah, he's doing his 30 right now. I Mean he started at 252 I'm curious. 30. Yeah, cuz

he's doing his 30 right now. I mean, he started at 252. Okay. Sorry. The way you phrase that confused me. It it by the way, it will be the fastest time. We probably will only go an hour today. The goal is is to not let anyone beat him and not

give away $4,000 or try to So if you want to get in can use 50 pound sandbag instead. Yeah, I think it's I think you could fuck I can't see the clock. Oh, sorry. Sorry, so we're 24 We're gonna definitely need them to weigh this out beforehand 40 minutes 30 or the same time about I don't care if they want to be that sleazy, let's give it to them. Is it freezing out there where he's at right now? Is it cold? It's pretty cold here. And North Carolina is usually a little bit colder.

And he's all by himself. He don't got no love. He don't got Lizzy, no Bryce, and nobody. Nobody. Just squatting inside that. That's what it takes to be a winner. He's reaping what he sold who's like parker crossfit like parker could eat oh they're pouring they're pouring in this morning

people they're pouring in this morning yeah dude because he's gonna get his butt pushed in three grand oh we have some release. So what's going on? Is that his back his hands, his engine, what's in and out hands? It's all grip to 522. So one minute to do those 30 ball cleans. That's crazy. Look at that little boy trying to pedal the rest of the 20. You can't move.

Let's go. Let's go. He's got to be hurting. Paper Street coffee. there is a sale I don't know what it is, but for the hour that this show is live It looks like maybe Suzy's gonna look now, but what the hour that this show is live There will be a special deal over at paper street coffee. So head over there, Paper Street Coffee, P-A-P-E-R-S-T-C-O-F-F-E-E, do not spell out street, paperstuffcoffee.com.

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the Wait a minute. You suck. I thought there was a round of 10. Show us how much I know. Three grand. If you can beat this time, we're going to give you the final time right now. Here we go. Nice Taylor. You know, I like this workout. The beautiful Mabel Mayanus. Thank you for coming from the ground. Give the most beautiful hair in the world. There he is.

Look at that man over there. Doing what white trash does. Swinging, swinging from something. Just sitting on the old porch swing. Oh, that's a trailer. I thought it was a trampoline. Look at him. Brandon Smith. Look at Taylor over there. the right now? Uh no. Four barrel. When you got a meth lab in the back, that's what your gym looks like Like Indiana or something a cornfield. How do you for that shit? Oh, yeah, it's sitting right off the Ohio River So I'm pretty sure they drop some some coke off and then run it through there

The Amish made that for 30 bucks that entire gym. I mean look at cinder block Yeah, that's a nice looking gym. You don't see everything? Yeah, we can. We can. Is that a sheepskin? That really is a nice gym. Is that a CrossFit gym or is that is that an affiliate?

Yeah, it's an affiliate. God, that place. What's on top of the boxes? Yeah, what is that? They're setting up for the Christmas party. Nice. Oh, that is a table. Nice. I know that brother. Brother. the quick so we can drag Taylor over here to watch this. Taylor Self! Come back sir. Jack! Mr Self! Where's Taylor? He's not in the cheer club. He's on a bender. Bender. Taylor! Oh look a cold plunge.

plunge. Mr. Stealth. No, it's not gonna be that bad Brandon, don't worry. It's fine. Hey, what's that seat doing on the bike? Brandon, you feel confident? Brandon, hey. Hey. Our head. Hey. Good job, guys. Brandon, you feel confident? I think so. I'll have to make up my time on the bike.

Okay. Yeah, right. That's a no. Taylor's gonna get beat and then he's gonna get beat and then he's gonna get beat. Fuck off, Hiller. Jesus, Caleb just left the strip club, almost missed his flight. Great photos, by the way, last night. His mother, his mom's shift was just ended. Oh, God.

Yeah, they look like an office here. Leon, this is J.R. Howell says, Leon, this is completely different to what Taylor and I discussed yesterday. OK, Brandon, we're ready when you are ready when you are. We good. Yeah. How do we know when we're starting? Is that like a three, two, one or? Yeah, I can see it.

What the fuck? He's running it up. What? the the the the the the the the the the

the the the Nice. Why? Something's wrong with his pedaling, right? Is that a stuttering in the frame rate or something wrong with he doesn't got smooth? He's not circular pedaling? What's he doing? I think he's not doing it. That's what power output looks like. No dumper. Oh, he's got a dumper, dude.

No dumper. Taylor sounds like John Young on a normal day right now. John Young just went up a flight of stairs. Taylor's doing the sound effects of the bell. John Young really. Taylor, walk us through this. Is it just horrible right when you get off the first 50? First 50?

First 40. First 40? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 40, 30, 20. I'm out of shape. $3,000 on the line. And he's a bad week. Bad week for that.

The first work that I did a workout Monday was echo bike and kettlebell swings, $1,000 on the line. And he's back. It's a bad week. Bad week for that. The first workout I did a workout Monday was echo bike and kettlebell swings, class workout. Supposed to be wall balls, but I did echo bike instead of wall balls. Oh, look at that. What? Wow. 14 seconds ahead.

Taylor's going to throw a hissy fit. So he's 14 seconds ahead of Taylor. Is he extending his elbows like I was, Taylor? You are sending them more. Brandon, you got to extend your elbows, you big fuck. Brandon, get that ball up there, you big son of a bitch. Elbows. He can't hear us.

Brandon, up. He's showing his muscles. Nope, he's in the zone, guys. He's locked in. Put your head through, Brandon. He's not locked out. He's locked in. Give me that head, Brandon Like that head Brandon

See Taylor programs these workouts. So there's like a little bit of a wiggle room in there's not any wiggle room It's fucking elbows and extension the ball over the front plane you retard the ball was in front of your body basically the whole time 252 was His elbows are soft your. That ball is in front of your body. So where his elbows are soft, your ball is in front. Is anybody counting? Taylor got off the ball. He's at 10. 252.

11. 12. I'm guessing we should have definitely had muscle opportunity. $3,000 workout. 14. Hey, I had to do a workout at home, bro. 15. Oh man. We don't got a rig there

Gabe you heard it. He had to do a workout in home to 30 To fitting you you're doing Katie But there's a lot to go on this right Taylor he still could implode Me oh Jesus My goodness Taylor but there's a lot to go on this right Taylor he still could implode oh my goodness Taylor fuck you guys better change your man I fucking tried my got so far yeah your ball is at least eight inches in front of the body easy shot for 24 so he gets off before 410 that means he's losing time I mean that now will be a bad sign four four ten that means he's the ball. He's stuck. He can't move. Wait, something doesn't

make sense. What doesn't make sense? Uh how much Taylor got off at 424. That doesn't make any sense. Or it makes a lot of sense, dude. Oh, he couldn't have made it. He couldn't have made it that time. Oh, he could have. Yeah, he could and

and Taylor got off the oh, maybe I have the time written wrong because Taylor got off the, maybe he got off the ball at four 24. No, no. This guy's not fast on. Yeah. Hey Taylor, what is it that you and JR discussed yesterday? Cataball hang snatches instead of the balls. I'm confused about what, why I'm getting raped so bad. I'll, I'll walk you through it.

This gentleman's aerobic system happens to be better. If you wonder about men, there are hoppers wandering about the planet. True. All the way up, Brandon. All the way up. Here he goes. He's falling off the cliff. Here we go. You got to extend the ball, bro. All the way up. That is extended to me. So explain that. It's more extended than you. you gotta you gotta extend the That looks right. Just lift your rib cage to the ceiling a little bit more for me, This guy's gay. Right here. 653 total. He got off this at 620.

That looks right. Just lift your rib cage to the ceiling a little bit more for me, Hiller. Is it better? There we go. Three grand on the line. Great. My elbows are locked out. How is it you snatch almost 300 pounds?

Oh, no. I was just mimicking Taylor. Sorry. Oh. Trying to come off the bike is 620 Oh, he's kicking butt right here He's sniffing Wow

It'd be crazy when his internet fails right at the end. So if he Put this fucking pussy off the off the stream 550 look at this. So this guy's Vikings stream. Fuck. Jesus. 550. Look at the. So this guy's biking is insane. Yeah. Yeah. Time to beat 653 for $3,000.

Wow. Ooh, Taylor or Alexa. Somebody said he only did 27 ground to overhead. Thank you, Peter. They always fucking say this shit. And then we gotta go count and it's always. I'm gonna go count. I'm out of here. Okay., then we gotta go count and it's always Okay, thank you, please go count yeah, there was something weird have 13

14 15 16 oh he's hurting He's hurting 17 18 19 He's hurting. 17, 18, 19, 20. 636! Wow! Brandon, allegedly you only did 27 ball ground to overhead on the round of 30. Brandon! Great work, dude. Fucking insane on the bike. We do we are going We are going back to look we have some bad news for you. Fuck that you took a break at 20 21 22 23 24 25 25 6 7 8

9 30 nevermind So somebody beats him they get the money though, yeah, so the new time to be just 636 hey great work, dude. That was insane on the bike that second That second was it the 30 cows on the bike you were I mean you flew through those that's where you made up like 20 seconds. Yeah. Is that the most money you've ever made on CrossFit? Yeah. You haven't made it yet. Fuckhead. Yeah.

All right, we're gonna scale the women's calories now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi. Here we go. Yeah, we got the bird feet. Oh Jose I know this kid somehow. Oh, just call me Jose. Yeah, Jose Brooks was this dude in Twilight. What's your name? This is Taylor lotter if he took a zempik and smoked meth for three wait, have you and I done a podcast? I know you Yeah, we met at the 2023 games. Yeah, the guy who's in Aquaman. Are you a member of the Revolutionary Guard? Ohana means family. He's a colonial soldier.

It's Jason Short Moa. Yeah, wow, it is Moa, yeah. Are you Native American? Are you an Indian? No, I'm black.? Are you an Indian? No I'm colorblind. Hey, dude, if you put a feather in your hair like this, you would look just like a fucking Indian but a little feather in the back like a Costco Indian or like a Reservation Indian reservation. Oh, you got a hand, but like your homeowner Indian reservation. Folks, you are out of hand, but like your homeowner

Gus go. I'm going to fucking Gus go. This guy looks like a Costco Jason Momoa. All right, let's get this guy started on the work. All right, let's go. He's 36. You guys are all fucking pussies. Oh, this guy's huge. I didn't realize.

Yeah. And she's Brandon Smith, Tyler, you little cost. What? Yeah, he's your friend. Fuck you. I didn't feed him the link this time. I did.

I do. We're in the land. You should come up with gas. Fucking guys coming from. Well, Costco, my Michael Jackson. Remember, every time you see a dude that looks like this because of Greg Glassman. Thank you. Well said. Wow. Thanks Greg. We're

Diana ball. We're off. Oh, go. Go. Come on. I was supposed to know. Hey, that's not a ball. What? Yeah. What the **** is that? What is that? What is that you're saying? What the **** is this guy doing booted? Do we have another caller kick him off? We do hey, oh shit, olivia kirstie. Yeah, let's go kick this guy off. I want to win the money It's an equal opportunity show. No, it's not equal opportunity. It's no fucking opportunity. This guy doesn't have the equipment

You don't get the fucking workout Hey, let's let's let him let's let him do a few and see if you think it's easier or harder and if it looks easier We'll boot him. I like sevens idea But to be honest Taylor the guy who just beat you his ball was far easier than your ball. Oh Why is that? Bigger they're bigger Taylor can be like dropping this shit on the way down and the guy had no issue with it Cuz it was just big but he also smoked his ass on the bike So fuck you I would have fucked his asshole out if he had the same d-ball as me

I'd fuck his asshole out clip that out it would be closer gonna be aggressive definitely would be to me wouldn't be going this guy's flying Wow oh no for I think you have to add four seconds okay Okay, back. Is that 50 pounds? I don't know. If anything, this is worse, dude. He's gotta go lower. He's taller than a skier.

Not have to go lower, Tyler. You are ridiculous. How are you, dude? My hands were touching the ground, you bald fuck. That's your fault. On Pedro's birthday, you will have some respect. You're also a bald fuck. I'm fucking kicking this guy. That's like me yelling at you. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

Oh shit, no! Oh shit! Oh yeah, don't hit me. Oh, it says you're in the show. Oh my god. What the fuck, Mayi? Oh, yeah, I hope you have the right ball. Oh yes.

Corgi town. Look, he's- Yeah, turn it in that side way. All right. Turn your phone sideways. Hold on. Jacob, you're in the wrong side way. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. the right ball. You know, yeah. Turn your phone sideways. Jacob, I have a question. We decided to do this together. I thought that was Olivia

talking for a minute. It sounds like a girl. Jesus Christ. You got off the test. You got off the He's gone higher. What about the poor as they'll be then? What should we do with the workout? 32, 21, 15. Oh, 32, 24, 16. 32, 22, 16? 32, 22, you fucking got sucked in. 32, 22 and a half, 16? Oh, 40, 30, 20.

What? Hey, can you turn it off so I can hear better? Jacob Heppner smiles during sex. That's what this is about. Hey, you can just call him out. You don't even like him. Okay, what do you want her to do for Cal's? I'm going to do it next to her, but ain't no way I'm beating 636, but what does she

have to do for Cal's? 32, 24, 16. No, why? There's no girls that think scaling on a wall. 32, 24, 16. No, why? There's no girls. Hey, hey, hey, it's my workout. It's my rules. I decided to do 32, 24, 16, because I don't like Brandon Smith. Dries. No, you're one of them. Yeah, Mondo. Hey, Jacob, I have a serious question. I have a serious answer. Jacob, I have a serious question. I have a serious answer.

Do you think one of those like rep fitness D balls that's like soft and smooth and a little bit smaller are harder or easier than the Dynamax D ball, the 50 pound for guys? The slick D balls are always going to be the hardest because it's grip based. All right, cool. So you hear that Brandon Smith, fuck you. Thanks. Hey, I don't think you should beat you by 20 something seconds. Hey, hold on one second, Jace, we will give you another chance because you are a black man, but you have to get a ball. You have

because you are black. He's black. You need to put some makeup on or something. We'll bring you back in eight minutes. Yeah, I'm headed over to treeline right now. Okay head over there. Hey Yeah, head over there is like a nine-year-old girls. Okay later Wow, thanks for better guys, I fucking hate myself right hey Alien for cursed at her she's like one of the fittest human beings that's ever fucking graced the earth. She's already using a 40 pound G-Ball there. Scaling for Kerstetter, it's a bike.

Yeah. Hey, what chairs do you guys want to donate your money to? Oh yes, would you like to donate your money to a CrossFit Kids program somewhere, the $3,000 you win? I'd like to challenge you, Jacob Heppner, to a event. I'd like to buy a motorcycle or some shit with it. I'm gonna donate it to a poor, Jacob Heppner, to a... I'd like to buy a motorcycle or some shit with it. I'm gonna donate to a poor starving college child named Olivia.

Oh, nice. There's no way to play it up, Olivia. That was good. Aww. It looks like a Santa Claus shirt, but it's not. She's builtin' up. It's festive. Alright, let's rock. You guys ready for us? I think Olivia's gotta go to a Chiefs game, so...

No, I told you! Oh, never mind. It's festive. All right, let's rock. You guys ready for us? I think Olivia's got to go to a Chiefs game. So you're- No, I told- Oh, never mind. We still have to do it. We're ready. We're ready when you are. Let's do it. Does she know the numbers?

Kirsten, you know the numbers? Yeah, she knows the numbers, bro. 30, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20 Don't wear a belt don't wear a belt stop Professional Olivia don't listen to him. He's just an amateur. I get a countdown Man in the world Things change. Things change. Things change. Things change. God damn, mean fruit. I'm getting a countdown. What the hell is happening here? I got you. I got you, Suzu. Where is it? I think it's somewhere.

Alright guys, paper street cop. He's already $3,000 in the hole. Brandon Smith with the record time of 6.36. Jace is going to find a ball, because he was ballless in the last attempt. So I just want to put this on record right now. Before we started this, Olivia said if she won,

she would give me $500. And then I said I would give $20 to my judge, because I can't count worth of crap. Wow. Wow. OK. Good. And which charity?

Spreading it out. Those are all the charities. Sibon Podcast, paying the judges. There you go. Absolutely. the seconds imagine if one of those pedals snaps that core or key right in the right to or ease our made of steel do go don't you ever speak about what's in LA all right here we go who your butt touches the scenery just qualified right on there when he wins in Winston Winston horse's name is Winston John wick that's what I call my penis I'm Winston the Winston Winston Winston Winston Winston That's what I call my penis I'm Winston the corky I can't sit my butt is sore from Shy get hard All right on the left cursed at her Taylor scaled the workout for but that dog have Down syndrome

Yes Curse that her Taylor scaled the workout for but that dog have Down syndrome Yes, but she upscaled with the ball the women are supposed to use a 35 pound ball Olivia's using a 40 pound ball Jacobs looking over at her biking cows After size we're good at CrossFit Yes, yeah, and then they changed all the rules. Basically. It's just the weightlifting games the way the rules. Yeah and then they changed all the rules. Uh basically it's just the weightlifting games the weightlifting games. You put it in every workout so no one's

out of shot if you're under 200 pounds. It's the weightlifting cardio games where every implement has a height advantage. What is this the Short Equity Committee? Jesus Christ. Absolutely it is Tyler you work on a DEI

commission. 114 114. She's on a day. Oh, she's cycling slow though. Look at this. Slow. Coming out paced. She's bending her elbows, right Taylor? It's a 40. She's still 30 seconds ahead of Taylor.

See, it looks like Jacob's using the ball that I was using. It's as much smaller. Basketball is gravel in it? Jacob bend your knees. You're going to hurt your back. bend your knees you're gonna hurt your back bend your knees Water balloon with quick read in it. It's only like 30 years old, dude Jacobs only 40 years old 30 years. I really early. He's 30. No He got my handstand push up and then make Craig Richie popular season

Actual games and it's called facing Fuck up Oh first rest Brandon Smith got off at 238 John Young has two extra chromosomes Is to what I had two. I had two. John Young names his stuffed animals. Uh oh.

Oh god. I missed that part of the barn review where he talks about his internet connection. Yeah. That's why he always does his shows from like a porn star parking lot or whatever. Like a cat. Doesn't he go to like a strip club or something? Yeah. He's beaming it in from the strip club.

So she's right on pace with a Brandon Smith. It looks like even with this choppy internet. Two 40s. How in the fuck do we know that guy? Did she do 40 reps? Who knows? We'll never know. Or did she do the same amount of reps as she did biker?

I mean, she was a judge. Yeah. Judges. We'll never judge. Yeah, judges. We'll never know. Paid judges, not volunteers, paid judges. Oh, that's a really good question, Taylor. We need to find that out. Hey, camera person.

Camera girl? Camera girl. Yes, what's up? Taylor has a question for you. Is she doing the same amount of D ball reps as calories? No, 40 doing men's men's. Okay, good. 30 20.

Thank you. It's just a workout. We don't gender here. Dude, head. She's got a water fountain in his own damn. Do you not? Wow. Well, he built this.

Damn, that's nice. Yeah. Look at the, look at the heater up there. Do you not, Jimmy? Wow. Well, he built this. Damn, that's nice. Yeah, look at the heater up there. Hey, when you have a urinal in your bathroom at your house, that's when you really know you're pimping. Fuck. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. A urinal? Yeah.

I took a shit in the urinal. I'd like to go work out in his house so I can take a fat log in his journal. Okay, she's right. She's still on pace exactly with Brand. Lost a little time though. She did. Guys, this internet is, I have no idea what's happening.

I'm embarrassed by the internet. Camera girl, please pay close attention to the time. This is worse than when Hedy Canio had the droid. What is this? Zellows games? How about Jared Graybeal fucking choking on Mike Halpin's cock the other week? Where was this? In the comment section. So I think it was in barbell spins comment section. Graybeal was gagging on Mike Halpin's fucking clitoris. It was like, oh my god. I thought it was like an OnlyFans link sort of deal. I had to tell him to keep it down. It's like, hey, dude, you can suck his dick all you want, but just make it nice. Is it? I think the context was I was calling Mike Halpin a fucking stupid pussy and Jared was like, hey, Mike's a good dude. No, no, he's not. I know.

No, he's not. Defend with yours. And Jared, you don't have really good radar. Why don't you run when you're going to talk about people running by us first. This is not college college students have the best internet. You have to have good internet as a student. Do you just like four frames? Should we just kick them off? Should we just kick them off?

No. Obviously. He's falling off. There's no way we're close to Taylor's time right now. Oh, nice. It's back. Just in time to see the finish. Like, nothing in the middle happened.

Nope, it's slowing down again. Don't worry. I think I saw this. Now he's going double speed. Now they're in fast forward. Nothing like a race with only four frames per second That would be a frame rate honestly paverstreet coffee $3,000 head over to their website now

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Do you think they're gonna share the voting numbers? They're definitely getting elected to the cap. I mailed my shit in two weeks ago. Uh oh, she dropped. Oh no. Time to beat 636. We have no idea if she's done. Oh my god. and We have a serious problem though my dear your internet was frozen at between 634 and 637 What's the judge say? It was frozen between 3 and 6

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Where are you going with you? Okay. Well, you need to put something on the line. If you, uh, as collateral for that score, you willing to give up your first born. If you're lying about her time at six 34, this is $3,000 on the line this is serious shit nope I witnessed it I see him buy it Olivia what was your time we double validate everything here what was your time Olivia?

My next kid is gonna be Yvonne now I guess. I like that. Olivia, what was your time? This is Yvonne Heppner. All right, we have a double validated. Yeah, are there any adults there who could validate it? I'm about to validate this.

party investigation. You guys listen to me for a second. Listen, as the president I'm not going to be the chief chairman of the board of directors of the CAC. What's worse, Brandon Smith not locking out any of his elbows or no internet connection from minutes three to 635. No internet connection. We had someone pull the internet out at the very end to make sure we get away with it. It was a smart move. That's what I told my wife too. Explain that one to Olivia after the show's over Jacob. All right guys, we're going to have to vote on this and we've got 22 minutes to see if

anyone else calls in but okay let's take a vote on the council here the six of us who's going to give Olivia the 634 time raise your hand. Oh wow. You guys can vote you guys can vote for 42. Olivia's time for Wow all right it counts no Brandon I didn't give her the brand I was going for Brandon yeah I didn't buy I was voting for Brandon to

I bought whatever okay mr. stetter you are in the lead it's always a pleasure when you call on the show thank you hey you're the new time to be to 634. Go ahead, Jacob. Hey, Taylor, Taylor, let me know if you need fitness tips since I'm old and out of shape and I can still be fit. Yeah.

Wow. See you guys. I don't need the tip of anything. Is it Taylor's time? Heppner was 649. All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Costco, Mamoah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa right. Costco, Momoa. How's it going? He's got a ball.

What is this ball? We need to examine this. I respect your dedication. That looks like a hard ball. It is. I might try and see if I can find a different one. Do you use black people hair products or white people hair products? Okay.

What? That's a great question. Or none. Yeah. Or none. Okay. Pick one. Pick one.

Pick one. Pick one. Pick one. Pick one. Pick one. Pick one. Pick one. people hair products or white people hair products? Okay. What? That's a great question. Or none. Yeah. Okay. I use shampoo and conditioner. Like I wash my hair.

I'm not a dirt. I don't use any hair products. Are you Anthony Davis? No. See if there any other Hey, what's your, I want to see your, what's your, um, Instagram. I want to see you. What's your I want to see your what's your Instagram I want to see you What's your Instagram I know but I want to see him with his hair out At JCPfit on Instagram.

Oh yeah, I see you. Hey, how long have you been doing CrossFit? How long have I been doing CrossFit? I started back in 2019 just being at a regular old affiliate kind of general purpose. And then I got real serious about being competitive a little over a year ago. Are you a collegiate athlete? Yeah, I'm with the PacFit. I got real serious about being competitive a little over a year ago. Are you a collegiate athlete? Yeah, I'm with the PacFit.

I was just at the Desert City Classic. No, no. Did you play sports in college? Look at that hair on his head. Collegiate. Collegiate. Look at that hair on his head. I can't hear you over the music, man. That podcast on the PacFit.

Gotcha. That's right. Jose, what's 77 plus 23? Three, two, one, go. 77 plus 20. Oh, too slow. 100? the pack fit. Gotcha. That's right. Jose, what's 77 plus 23? 321 go. 77 plus 20. Oh, too. Too slow. 100. Yeah. 100. Good job. 110. Yeah. Are you a model also? No, I wish.

Yeah, you should be. Jesus criminy. So, we'll see. My legs are a little bit tired but we'll see. We'll see what happens. Uh. Alright. Hey, you got this. You guys booted me off. 6'34 is the new time to beat. Well, you did use a not D-ball.

Wasn't regulation. Well, I mean we kind of asked in the chat earlier and Savon kind of replied with a, yeah, I don't see why that would be a problem. So we went for it and then you know, you got a little bit upset. So we'll play. You should know better than to trust Savon fair enough wow you're engaged are you married i am married oh congratulations here's my wife she's beautiful yeah she is congratulations hi all right uh what's his instagram asking for a friend yeah it's a good instagram to just uh auglat it's jaceace, J-A-S-E-B-Fit.

This girl's gonna go flick or bean to his Instagram. Wow. Holy shit. Yeah. No, we can't see the ball. Oh. I was gonna say something really crass, but that looks like someone's mom.

Yeah, same. Yeah. Can we get the phone rotated sideways? Can you guys rotate that phone sideways? Or is it gonna throw up the, uh. Oh, is it gonna be uh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah more favor thank you so sucks uh you might have to unlock it god poor Brandon Smith absolutely killed it i'm in can't figure this out there you go you got it you got it

should we allow trailer to do a redemption just go do it again Can't figure this shit out. There you go. You got it. You got it. You got it. Should we allow Taylor to do a redemption? Just go do it again? Yes. Yes. Taylor, do you want to try it again? No. Taylor, don't be a pussy.

Come on. Hey, Taylor, if you do it again and win, we'll give you the three grand. Oh, I tried to call you, but you didn't call. I figured after. Hey, because look what happened here. If Olivia would have gone first if Olivia would have gone first, Brandon would have beat her because he took breaks that he didn't have to take. Did you just happen in front of us?

Nipple shot. No, the gym motor came in and he's like, Oh, sorry. I figured I'd better ask for permission. Wow. He's that guy. Wait, what happened, Susie? Oh, is he going? Oh, they're going. They're all just going to go. We got it. I'm sorry. What happened? It was like saying it wasn't cool to do it.

No, it looked like the guy who had the gist of it came in. They did like shake his hand. And he's like, oh, yeah, I got this set up. I figured I'd ask you for permission rather than forgiveness is what I heard. And then he laughed. He's like, I'll split the money with you if I win. Wow. So I just, I just made up a narrative around it. Oh good.

All right. He didn't say that. I did go ahead and ask him, get his mom, his girlfriend, whoever you want. His dog is Gorgi. Life. Oh, Hey, so he was a minute for the first time. This guy switched gyms on to go do this again. Why would his legs be tired?

You think from that first, from that first attempt? Yeah. I think he went for like three and a half minutes maybe. Oh man. He went no seat. He went all out. Yeah, that's hardcore. Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.

It's doubling down. Did, what time did Olivia come off? Did she come off at one 14? One 12. We were about three seconds. So he slowed down a little. Do you say, Hey, when you sleep next to him at night, does he just, is he just, is it just a pile of sweat in the bed?

Like all the other. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like this guy gets erections in public. Hey, who doesn't? Who doesn't? Apparently Taylor doesn't. Oh, he's fucked.

Or he's not. An observation. Are his hands touching the ground enough Taylor? He's wearing extension out of anyone so far. He looks good. Massive extension. So his video is invalid, but Olivia's is good. That guy can extend. Massive extension.

I can't believe we're going to give it to someone who we didn't watch half the workout on. Jace extension. Hey, dude, guess what? I'm going to give it to you. we're going to give it to someone who we didn't watch half the workout on. Jace, extension. He's killing it. Hey dude, guess what? Power show our rules and it's fucking fun to be the most flippant about giving away three grand.

We can give it away to whoever the fuck we want. Don't get me wrong. I love Kerstetter. Hey, is that Tiger Woods at the top of the stairs? Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. Oh my God.

What a catch. What a catch. I've never seen that. Hey Jeff Gonorrhea, his fucking extension's not better than mine's unless you're talking about the erection he gets in the Publix. I don't know. In the Publix. In the Publix.

At this point, I'd be more stoked to beat Olivia, Brandon, and Taylor. Hypocrisy level. in the public. At this point, I'd be more stoked to beat Olivia, Brandon, and Taylor. What hypocrisy? There's no hypocrisy on the show. We do whatever we want, and that's the premise of the show. The only hypocrisy. 250. You're at 253. Go. Chase, come on, dude. Win this. Three grand. You're at 253.

You have to get to the checkout. Hey, what does this mean? Is our clock off? Savon, don't forget our clock is off. Yeah, it's three seconds off. Yeah. We're behind by three seconds. I'm watching her.

We didn't get a countdown or shit. Nothing. We got nothing. Rene Pape, I hope his wife licks his abs every night. You hope. His ass? Abs. Either or whatever.

No judgements. You know what Renee likes? Little licky licky. Jessica Collegian is super hot. Cole, Jessica, go clean something. Oh, funny. Make me a sandwich on your way to get the Dude, Jessica's got RBF super bad. I wouldn't say that to her face. She needs you in the mouth.

What's RBF? Oh, she does? Yeah. Okay. Uh, here we go. Kirsten, I got off the bike at three 50, I think. Right. He's listening to trippy red and little six, here we go. Kirsten are going off the mic at 350, I think. Right? He's listening to Trippie Redd and Lil696. So I really hope he doesn't win this workout.

What? What did you just say? Let's go, Jace. This is the fucking playlist. This is the break you need, buddy. Come on. That mic's not gonna bike itself. Isn't there a rapper named Pop Smoke? Yeah. I think he's listening to that guy.

415. Wow. Did he quit? Yeah, I think he's listening to that guy 15 Quit what are you doing? You made him do it twice We didn't make him do it twice. He's a fucking sandbag No y'all y'all did not say it was okay Jase Jace, what are you doing Christmas? What's your Christmas look like? I'm hoping my coach gives me training.

We're giving away 1000 bucks on Christmas. I'd love to be a part of that. victim and you can be just not. He's not is chilly. It'll happen one day. There we go.

Thank you. Jesus. Listen, that was just this girl. You got to cut him slack on these. No, no, no, no. I'm not cutting anyone's slack. Okay. I got, I'm in a bad mood today. So somebody's going to win. They're going to do it there in square and they're not going to cry like a bitch.

You got a shot then. Yeah. That's his link. We're giving everyone a two minute two seconds of leeway since a cursed editor's time is a little sad. I hope Gus wins. If anybody. Do I get like a sentinel training buffer? If you win, you get three grand Gus. So just fucking win. That sounds like a good plan. Hey, that's a nice gym too. Where are you?

Yeah, that's a nice gym. CrossFit Kilo in Cedar Falls, Iowa. Wow. Yeah. Well, that's a... Not today. Is that home to Colton Grimes? Oh, Colton Grimes is Kilo too.

People call you Gus? Yeah. Christopher. How old are you? 24. All right. That's perfect age to win this. Perfect age for Gus.

Alright. Are you nervous that Colton's still gonna go in? Okay, 3, 2, 1. Go. Hey, hey, Colton, stop it. Stop. Oh, that's where I started CrossFit, wow. That's what I would kill to see Colton sneaking around like the Grinch in the background right now.

I'm surprised Colton hasn't got this this he let he likes $3,000 Oh see Gus has got the same ball that I have So this will be a true test You waiting for us Gus? You waiting for us? I think he's waiting for you to start a clock He looks through you when he's looking at you Here we go Gus is a fucking, he's the guy who killed the CEO of United Health

3, 2, one, go. Hey, every dude has Beaver running his camera. That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, isn't that strange? Whoa, all of a sudden it's your boy and it's not okay to talk about the camera girl. Yeah, yeah, he's my boy, okay. Gus is like his tailored boy. Although I will say you got to fix the look at his elbows

You're just in a very odd position on the bike. Are you make who you look like? He doesn't have the seat. He pulled the seat. It's a real he's jacked Taylor. Yeah, Bryson taught him that one programming Program his butt right there First thing Bryson does is take the seat off. No Bryson tilts the seat up. Bryson Del Monte training. Every anus loves it. Anus training.

Searching style. Pedro, are you in your house? Are you in a different house? That looks like Bryson wishes he could get pregnant. So you'd give him a C-section with that looks like an in-laws house. Pedro does that in laws house hey Pedro do your in laws know that you're on a show right now just talking about gaping shit is that why you're not telling any dirty jokes they're gonna hear through put us

on speaker so your sister can hear us, Gabe. I text J.R. about 10 minutes ago and I was like, can you hear me on this show? Because I said things that I think are pretty funny and nobody's laughing. And he goes, no, no, no, no. Here we go. One twenty eight, one twenty eight. Seven seconds behind. Full time. My in-laws house used to smell like cigarettes.

Oh, I like that smell. Yeah, of course you do. Hey, I get that. and and and and and and and and

and and and and We'd like to hear you yell some motivational quotes to Gus things that prizes he could win if he beats Taylor I should have put about these elbows. I haven't heard shit I should have better what do you think about your boys elbows? It's great. I'm just waiting about straight the elbows out Gus Hey guys, come on Yeah He's fucked she he goes what that's like a four-year-old does when you're coaching him in jiu-jitsu

He's not he's in the middle of a tournament coach talks him and he stops and goes what? He fixed it for like a rep or two and right back to what he was doing Listen when a coach yells at you Gus, you don't stop what you're doing. You work it in now. That's perfect That's what you know, you go up to somebody Further back Let's see what's going on in Jacobs gym instead Olivia what are you gonna spend that money on? They should you just spend it on a plumberclogging the poop that's in the urinal.

What? You thought about buying a... Do they have a... Does the boys bathroom have a urinal at the Jacob Heppner gym? No. Maybe some better ones. Come on. We worked on the coal.

Some what? He needs to pay for the gas. Some what? Heaters. Needs a better heater. She's gonna pay for my propane to heat the gym. It's cold in here. Oh, that's awesome. It's propane heated. the the the

the the the the the the the the

the the I'm going to it, Bobby. I'll tell you what. Is that TV shattered in the back? No, I'm making that up. They're talking about this, guys. It is. Poor Gussie. Oh no, or there's a picture on it. Hepner starts looking for his TV. What? He's using it. Olivia, what's the last bad word you've said?

Gosh. Gosh, Marty. That's the last bad word you've said? Gosh. Gosh, Darn it. It's the last naughty word you've said. Olivia, for you to get the 3K today, you have to say a swear word. Julie says, fuck the patriarchy when she sings it in a song, otherwise she doesn't use that. No, no, no, no. Say, say shit. Come on.

430. Say, damn it. My daddy's right here. Oh, sorry, daddy. You're right there. Sorry, dad. All right, sorry, dad. $3,000. Was your dad your judge, because that's some bias. I'm gonna go with 30. Damn it. My I'm Bobby from King of the Hill when Bobby's when his dad makes

Well, we can notice the picture quality for Hefner is really good now as opposed to 10 minutes Hey odd, I don't cuss in front of my dad either. He's fucking dead. Yeah Y'all are in the camera. The camera to watch us. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, we got you. Let's go. Let's get it. Okay. Hey, Gus, it's mad props for not quitting. Yeah. Yeah.

Mad props. Let's go. Let's go. I think you saw a bird I think he's on a 30-foot ball. Hey. Hey. Hey, that burpee dude. Hey, that burpee dude. Shut your mouth. If he wants better programming

since he's really struggling to hit me up. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. There you go, Gus. Come on.

Here we go. Just take your way. Just take your way. Now he's on his 20. Here we Gus. Come on. Here we go. Just take your win. Just take your win. Now he's on his 20. Here we go. Hold on. We got to get to. There is no discount.

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That's what they were talking about. Okay. Susa one more time since there's some paper street coffee's paying the bills. Yeah. I was saying that you don't need the discount. Just go to paper street coffee. That's paperstcoffee.com. Go get your, all your stuff, your frost, your grounds, your coffee, maybe give it to a friend.

Your anal. Whatever. Your your your aisle your Arnold just don't spell out street and then buy $200 worth like my mom did years ago Brian Chewie don't make me kick you out of the chat don't make me kick you out of the chat yeah Ryan Chewie she was all get this chat who's gonna get kicked out of the chat yeah Who? I'm going to get kicked out of the chat? Yeah. Brian Shewey is about to get kicked out of the chat. Hang on. Let's go.

Let's go, Augustus. Come on. Let's go, Augustus. You mean the dude from, uh, Stuart Little? No. Even Stevens. Beans. Beans.

Well, if I go to the Paper Street Coffee, uh, uh, website and I figure it out before one of you fucking idiots I'm going to be so pissed. Yeah, that's a freaking feat if sebon gets it first. Yeah, you guys are tired. There's a postal strike in

Canada Trish. So unfortunately for you, you're never getting your coffee from Canada. Allegedly acts like a Canadian who is so good with cameras is so bad with technology. Wow. Wow. Let's go, Gustafur. There you go.

Listen, listen, I remember what it is. If you get a free bag, there was a free, he said yesterday, Gabe was on the show, you get like a free bag of coffee or something with every order. There's like some free amount of coffee. Augustus,'s up 749 you didn't even come close. You're lucky that we let you stay on the camera the whole time. You fucking douche. Oh, thanks for letting me stay on. Hey, tell someone to go fuck

himself. He goes through yourself seven. I like you talk like you work out slow. Just good. I'm on set. I'm guys. That's why I'm on Sentinel. I'm trying to get better. I'm on Sentinel.

Sentinel. Hey, Sevan. Shut up. He said Sentinel like it's a drug. Sentinel. Fuck you both, Tyler. Train Sentinel. While you guys are finishing fucking your girlfriends in three minutes, I'm there for nine minutes.

I do everything slow. Bless his heart. Yeah. Listen, dude. Gus, I'm trying to end you but seven's just Better at defending We'd I speed up I Took three Vicodin and went faster. Hey, what what can I get on the savan training program? Yeah What can I get on the savan training program? Yeah

50 dig bounces for time that's seven. It looks like you're on it. I thought that was coach l's program Programs for 3000 bucks Hey buddy, thank you marvelous. Thank you beautiful. Yeah. Yep. Anytime buddy. Love you. Yep Cheers. Wait, it is. Everyone was doing else programming this whole time. It would be great control. Oh my gosh Alright alright in win Kansas City douche Congratulations, you won $3,000 The internet's gone again son of a gun. Oh, it's all choppy. Hey guys Richie's calling in Congratulations, you won $3,000

Oh, it's all choppy Calling in Olivia Kerstetter. Are you old enough to enter this contest? There's an age limit. It's 18 years old. Are you 18? Oh How old are you 19, oh she's only 17 the winner Brandon Smith What charity are you giving it to Remember every there's no such thing as charity It's just a fucking scam every dollar you spend supports the businesses where you're spending it for the people who do hard work and provide great services in this great country. You're a wonderful lady. We're blessed to have you on the show. Thank you. Tell Jacob I like him a little bit more than I did before the show started.

You are a phenomenal documentary as well. Yeah. You are great in the doc, Olivia. Did you like that? That was, it was hard to watch cause that was like a year ago. So I feel like I have grown a lot since then. And that was really awkward for me to watch. Oh dude, you were great. You were charming. You were sweet. You were appreciative.

It was cool. It was really cool. Thanks. I thought you repped great girl. You repped great. You really were. I was, there was no, no bad sportsmanship coming from you. You were awesome, man. You were great. you really were. I was, there was no bad sportsmanship coming from you. You were awesome, man.

You were great. Whoa. Yeah. A lot of people like to act like, oh, I just want to enjoy my first year. It was yours where I was like, no, she is actually enjoying her first year. Oh yeah, I had a lot of fun. Well, great.

You're a great light for the show. Come on anytime. Remember, you need to train on Christmas too, another thousand bucks, come get it. Taylor's out of shape. He is. Jacob Hepner, thank you. Talk to you guys later. Oh, Olivia, have, I think Jacob has my phone number. Have him, oh you might have my phone number too Olivia, just text me your Venmo and I'll hook you up with Susan and we'll get you the money. Okay, thanks.

Alright girl, Merry girl. Merry Christmas. I Wish you a Merry Christmas. Hey David just for the fucking record, bro Me and hiller are the only two people that voted for Brandon Smith to win the money, right? I did vote for Brandon. I should put Pedro down there. He doesn't talk. There you go Taylor and I are like the sevans and everyone else is like the Craig Richie's in this situation. Yeah Oh shit. Hey, okay. You're right. You know what? Let's just take the $3,000 and divide it amongst everybody who participated I know we're Carolyn Lambert and Make sure to give it to me

We are shipping the coffee to anyone that places an order this hour. No discount needed or anything. Okay, there you go We're shipping it. Wait, hold on. I want to ask you a question real quick. Someone sent me a clip this morning saying that in reference to it was a Brian friend saying on a podcast that we're lucky we're lucky that no one else drowned and my thought is is We're lucky that no one else drowned and my thought is is how? Retarded of a statement is that if the best swimmer and fittest athlete amongst the fittest in the world died in that event then Then that's it such a crazy anomaly

right That it just shows that it had nothing to do with the event if no one else died you guys following that logic shows that it had nothing to do with the event. If no one else died, you guys following that logic? What's crazy is that Caroline Lambre talked about Jeff pulling out of the games to avoid trauma when he literally swam over Lazar's dead body. Like what do you, what extract, what added trauma are you avoiding at that point? Yeah. Trauma load is 100%.

Plummeting in the leaderboard. And he's holding. And to say, dude, the clip of her saying, everybody wants to say what have games athletes done for affiliates? But what about what have affiliates done for games athletes for her to say that live on a show just showed me how absolutely warped her perspective of the world and definitely the CrossFit spaces. Like, hey, everyone who does the fucking open, who's a member of an affiliate, puts games athletes on their fucking backs. No one gives a fuck about games athletes.

People go to a CrossFit gym to change their life and to get healthier. And they would do it without games athletes. But the entire community puts these fucking people on a pedestal. They're fun to watch. It's exciting. But when you start acting like entitled little fucks, guess what? People are going to stop giving a fuck. Give me more. Give me more. Give me more. Orphegayler Stulp is the leader of the CAC.

CAC master. Yeah. By the way, if you are an affiliate or a semifinal athlete, please go vote for the cat council. The only person who will be able to get through to Dave Castro will be Taylor self. So imagine us in a meeting. I'm like, you guys are fucking butt fucking the athletes. Did you imagine? Oh my God. If everybody was more interested in

doing what they were supposed to do they wouldn't have time to worry about who's doing stuff for them. Right. And here's the other thing is I feel like people aren't going to take me seriously as a vote but I would take that position so seriously. Will you be putting out yard signs for your candidacy? No.

I think, like, I feel like it would be really I don't even know what your role is on the CAC, but at every opportunity, I would just try to cut through every bit of bureaucratic red tape as much as possible. Colton Mertens, we're gonna be CAC brothers. Yeah, vote for Colton and Taylor. That would be awesome.

I voted for me, Colton, Saxon, and maybe Kevin Schuetz. Schuetz. I think it's pronounced Schuetz. You didn't vote for Jason Layden. No, I did not vote for Jason Layden. Great guy though. I only voted, and you know what's interesting?

I thought this was funny and cool, how CrossFit ordered the candidates top to bottom, level threes to level ones. So like I opened the thing up and I'm one of the first thing. I hope they release the, uh, the vote, the votes. I'm not going to get any votes from Europe. That's for sure. Oh, is Bill, is Bill Grunler on there?

No, no, no, no. Right. I'm in. Yeah, you could write it. You could write them in. Oh, true. I'm in. Yeah, you could write it. You could write him in. Oh, true. I wrote in Harambe actually. Nice.

Never forget, dude. Nice job. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, guys. $3,000 to Olivia Kerstetter. Thank you. Paper Street Coffee. We Oh, I was wondering.

I was like, man, this guy didn't contribute and just cut out. He tried. He's back. There he is. Fuck it. Valley in definite. All right, guys. I don't. Fuck it. Valiant effort. All right, guys.

I don't know what shows there are later on today. Oh, I have a show later on today. You guys might want to check out. It's going to be kind of really interesting. Be fun. And it's going to be after the Tyson Fury fight, whenever that is, probably an hour after the Tyson Fury fights over. So I'll talk to you guys then.

All right. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Tyler Watkins, Andrew Hiller, Matt Sousa, Coffee Pods and Watts, Pedro White, and then of course Dead Center. The guy who puts it on the line every week, Taylor Self from Central Trades. It's a basketball player every other week. Fuck you. I suck.