The Sevan Podcast - KT #37 | $1500 on the LINE

Episode Date: January 26, 2025

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Try that. There's a Taylor said he's ready. You use the code, uh, kill Taylor and you, and you win the money. Uh, Caleb, he might jump on the bike anytime we're ready when you are Bryson. The workout is completely savage. I'm going to start the clock here, but it's not on the screen. So I'll just give you a countdown. Caleb James Briggs. You might as well eat the balls.

I was like, I don't have anything on my end. I don't know what I was Taylor Did you take a big fat deuce this morning? Oh tripping. What's up? Why is he saying? Oh shit with Houston? Ten seconds. He looks huge today. Sure Three two one go We have liftoff. I feel like that's maybe the first time we see them in a normal size shirt in a while. Like it fits him a little better on the shoulders and he just looks massive. He's not wearing one of Bryson's shirts today. No, not one of the double XLs.

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We rip a lot of their stuff off and float it in there to make it easy for you guys. Oh, good. Thank you, Chris Cooper. Here we go. Bryson resetting the bike for him. Taylor jumping over the Col cold Merton's breaker. That's what they call that box. The box that broke Colton.

Uh, Matt burns school is awesome. A heavy boot week on the seven podcast. I'm here for it. You're welcome. Some of us are into them and some of us aren't. Some of us are just particular, you know, the He finished the same back to shoulder at 131. And looked like 215 for the first round entirety. Thank you. Thank you. Five rounds.

This is a long one. Hey, Bryson, are you okay? He was acting weird at the beginning. Like, he looked like he was having some hesitation or something. Everything good? No, yeah. He just told me he was ready and then I told you guys he was ready and I was about to start the clock and he was like, hold on, hold on.

And he had to yawn. Okay. Just know, boys don't do that. No. Yeah. That's girls do that. Don't ever do that again on the show. Please.

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Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't need you doing that to me too. Nap chat.

Hey, I'll have you know, my parents use Snapchat and we send, we send like whatever the fuck we're doing just so they can stay up to date on what's going on with our lives. Okay, so it's weird that I talked about you sharing a towel in a hotel room with your parents and now Caleb's on Snapchat with his parents. Hey, that's very different. Next thing you know, he voted for Camilla. I'm a I had to. It was a peer pressure thing for me. You wanted to do the right thing. I just want to do the right thing guys.

I just try and do the right thing. The bag is a hundred pound for boys, 70 for girls. I hope that's not a mistake. The box is 48 inches high. Some people call it a box. Some people say it is colton repellent i've heard people say that yeah david that's what they say in the biz you know yeah colton repellent colton repellent for those in the know yeah we got a lot of exciting things coming up guys uh geez at that sanctional semi-finals, whatever that thing is, uh, we are gonna last chance Open live streams. We got all that shit coming Uh, cursed that are coming for that money Chris that is not climbing onto a 48 inch box. Sorry

That had happened in your fucking dreams. Yeah, no one's gonna win the money next week will be $2,000 this one's brought to you by Ice Age Meals. Do we have a QR code yet up there? I sent it to Susie. You did? There you go. Via text or where do I look for this? I appreciate everyone.

Oh, there it is in the back. He can't really see it. That's what I have right now, but it's not working. Oh, we gotta give him a QR. Everyone will buy those meatballs as soon as you see the balls. How about that? He's on the next one at 445. He finished that last round at 445 by the way.

Holy shit. The balls are a special recipe, a concocted. I got balls and concocted in the same sentence. The balls are special recipe concocted by Ice Age Meals, a fabulous owner, CrossFitter, great guy. Nick? With James Sprague for Super Bowl. Wow, that's it? That's what we got? I don't know if that one's, it kind of feels naked with the clock down there without the overlay And you thought the laws of stream was bad if we're never letting anyone beat us

Just go to ice it get ice age meals calm put in your code kill Taylor all caps all one word received 10% off get your Sprague or beat balls and become strong and mighty caps all one word received 10% off. Get your Springer beat balls and become strong and mighty. Meaty, me, me. I wish I had some of those this morning. What? That's a great breakfast. So meaty. I know, I know you guys weren't a huge fan of that buttery video with, um, uh,

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Oh, Marcus Philly. I like that video. I know some people weren't a big fan of it, but the the buttery buzz video with Marcus Philly. I really liked and I liked it that Marcus said you should start every morning with 50 grams of protein and that'll just get you like settled in for the day and help you mitigate any stupid choices and nothing better than ice-aged Meals for that get the get the Sprager balls get your 50 grams of protein

Be on your way. Yeah, I really enjoyed that video 50 grams of protein in the morning. When did he start this? Yeah 50 grams of protein down the drainage tire this morning. It looks like he finished the bag at like 555 or something 5 56 No, I say meals used QR code. Oh, no, there is no QR code He was like 625 when he got up 625. Yeah, I was like that would have been his bike would have been nine seconds Monte and the floods and all black What is that the end thing for kids? What's what are you talking about? The floods?

That's his hands. They don't go they don't they don't cover his ankles They're like they're like karate pants that he had left over. What the fuck is bryce wearing her karate pants from when he was 12? Yes What happened raising his pants they were on sales what happened yeah it's functional. It's functional when you're training. Your pants don't get caught under your shoes. Oh, wow. Do you put a little Velcro strap around there so it doesn't get caught in the bike chain link too? I start my morning by getting slammed by Mr. Reid. All right.

Whoa, whoa, Judy. An aggressive start. Good for Mr. Reed. Alright. Whoa, whoa, Judy. An aggressive start. Good for you. Good for you. It's a win-win for everybody. That's true. Just a giver. Mr. Reed has to consume 100 grams of protein to refill.

Oh, he also paints his nails. Geez. mo Lester Mm-hmm the trans flag the pink is a nod to the minor attracted persons. That's cool. Very inclusive Wow, it's so inclusive everybody nothing like a trans flag that says let's get the kiddies to She ate 16 on that one Tad James, how are you my friend? Tad. Fuck you. Just you got dude.

Tad. OK. I know the workout. The workout is let me let me see if I can work out again here. I'll give it to you really quick. That's what I said. She said. Bike sandbag burpee box five rounds sandbags 100 pounds the box is 48 inches it is not an easy workout no one is going to win it today the prize is 1500 some knuckleheads will try um oh look we already have two we already have two two suckers

Um, oh look we already have two we already have two two suckers Here we go judy reed's husband's name is pre-workout Oh, oh, oh that's code That's what she slams first thing in the morning. Oh, that's good. All right. I like bryson's pants Mr. Reed special morning concoction Uh, you're supposed to have the number saved in your phone. What number? How do I call in? You don't, you don't call. I hope he's joking. Kenneth knows better.

He's all right. So he's a try that one. Someone doing a look at someone's doing traveling double unders in the in the background there. Who is that Bryson? Her name is Margaret Ann. She's doing the NorCal qualifiers. Damn. All right. Is she doing Margaret? She is currently doing them I think. Or maybe she's practicing. I don't know. This is a double show with Norcal Qualifier and KillTaylor. What round is he on right now? Hey, look at that. Yeah.

Damn. Oh, what are the splits for the rounds? Two 15. Second round, finished at. Okay, that's good. Third good. I don't know. I was building the overlay. Yeah, he got the QR code though. So we got that.

There it is. Okay, so he's coming off the bike for the last time. I love that. It says Joe chat at 1037 1036 off bike. 1037 1036 off bike 1037 last these sandbags have just been insane he just manhandled it the whole time he's not slowed down not taking a break not fumbled the bag nothing look how nice the bag you think he's gonna fumble the bag today he's not a bag fumbler we we know that Adam he has nicer legs than every woman in the water Palooza field, even Astrid Trent.

Really? Even Astrid? Yeah, look at how nice his legs are. You can see that wire in the back. Yeah. Look at his economy of movement over the box. Wow. See how he sneaks that leg and that knee up and over the inside? He's so functionally fit, dude. Across broad times and modal domains Remember Brandon on TTT talking about how like the best just somehow seemed to turn everything into an aerobic thing and Taylor

Has that quality about him where it's like an explosive movement that somehow he makes it look aerobic Yep, I mean look at the see the inside leg how that knee picks up and over and slide 40 Wow Wow, yes yesterday that workout took him 1310. Whoa. Holy shit really? Yeah, when you said that he did it yesterday. I was Fucking high Wow the 600 viewers Really oh Man all sorts of people think they're going to do this. Are you guys out of your mind?

There's no chance. All right. Remember, use kill Taylor. We don't have a QR code. That is really, really embarrassing. Oh, we do. There it is. There it is.

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How is what I was a protein intake this morning? Did he get 50 grams of protein? Oh, yeah, he did. Did he lose 50 grams? She was really confident about that protein intake. Yeah. All right, we're going to summon him from the bathroom. Did he wake up. Nervous keys. Did he wake up on the right side of the bed this morning? I think so.

We are, yeah, okay, here he comes. Do you guys live together? No, we do not. Oh, okay. So you're not sure how it looks? Hey, good morning. Uh, you look too old to be in the bathroom. Sorry, I just got done running a marathon, good morning. You look too old to be on the show. You know this is a hard workout, right?

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to it at all. Good to have you back. You've been here before, Mr. Ford? Yes, sir. I recognize your beautiful eyes. Good to have you back. I'm going to tell you something. That girl claimed that she's your girlfriend, but you don't you kind of have a like you bet for both teams

kind of look to you. Absolutely. You gotta swing both ways. Keep his options open. Keep his options open. Never turned on an opportunity. All right. We're ready when you are. Okay. You need to see the workout. Do you need to see the workout? Do you want to see the workout one more time or do you got it? Yeah, can you tell me exactly what I need to do? Okay. 21 cows on the bike, 15 sandbags with a hundred pound bag from the ground to shoulder and then nine burpee box overs that giant 48 inch box the coltan killer sweet

And okay, all right There it is Oops, I fucked up the overlay there it is Yeah, oh damn There it is It sure does is that a tall dude? He looks tall. He's like over 40 years or something. He's taller than you are, dude.

He's um... He's bald. Oh shit, he's bald too. I thought he had hair with the beanies. Bald! Bald! Oh my god, he's bald! He has to get hair. What a piece of shit.

He did good. Can he start on the bike or does he have to start off? He can start wherever he wants. All right. I can't remember to be honest. Taylor started off. Oh yeah. I started off. Started off.

Hand on the seat. Right hand on the seat. One hand on the cat. Taylor, where do they start? Can they start on the bike? I don't think it matters. They said you have to start your hand on the seat. One hand on the cat. Taylor, where do they start? Can they start on the bike? I don't think it matters. He can start anywhere he wants. Okay.

With where he finishes, to be honest, I'm just happy the woman who's 10 years younger than him. What's your name? That's great. She got the joke. All right. Mr. Ford. We're ready whenever you are. OK. Ford. Taylor's ready.

Tell him just to start, and we'll start the clock. OK. Whenever you're ready. Yeah, we're good. OK. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go. You can get the balls now. Temperature off the balls.

Use code, kill Taylor. The QR code is in the upper right hand corner right on Mr. Ford's back and he's off. I think Ice Age Meals' next product should be a lasagna called Paulzagna. With a very, that you seem held right. Harry Paulzagna. Harry Paulzagna. Caleb, that's amazing. very that you see held right Harry walls on you Taylor how's the workout buddy I was good you beat your time by almost a minute by almost two minutes from yesterday over two minutes who told you

my time from yesterday's Bryson Ron is fucking mouth? No, we just guessed it. Yeah Your text read who told you I even did it yesterday Dude, no one No, dude, we know you're paranoid Yeah, I do this is this is only this is literally the All right, 55 seconds. Here we go first time I've ever done a workout and read it at the same the next day for this Yeah, we come out hot folks To these the the Is he gonna touch his chest to the floor on these burpees too? Who gives a fuck? It is! Maybe he's pacing himself. Maybe he's pacing himself.

Yeah, he's gonna pick it up in round 3. Yeah, it's a strategy. It's a strategy. What was my first round? 215. He's at 5. He's got 4 more. Oh yeah. He's on pace. Don't ask in round four. We have Ladies and gentlemen, you should not be watching this show head over to the loud live stream

We're rich Froney and Matt Fraser are going head-to-head right now Workout Two seconds off pace I'm serious. They are. They are really no shit. Yeah. What are they going head to head on? Yeah. If Matt Fraser is doing a workout on camera competing, I also have $10 million to sell you. Yeah. So he's right on pace, very calm still looks gay everything seems perfect. It's all lining up Happy gay happy gay. Yeah Look at team who taylor? I feel like in this situation i'm team who taylor

I don't know dude. Thank you maris. Wow. Maris got me a crepe No, it's fine. That's sick woman, yeah, uh the the the the the the

the the the the the the Wrong. I'm only in the tele guy the tele crepes are the only way to go Crazy yeah, we do I think it's just she's just setting it up for her boyfriend though. No Brian Brian Brian, Brian, Brian, he's struggling with 100. He's doing good.

No, it looks like his back's gonna break. His hammies are just warming up for $1,500 worth it. Tammie's getting nice and warm. Should your shoulder go down? Ball sack at the ball. No, only if you want to win. Right. Yeah, that's a winner's dance right there. He might as well be doing singles here. sack went at the bow. Only if you want to win. Yeah, that's a winner's stance right there.

He might as well be doing singles here. Oh, yeah. This swerve, like when you get up from the bar still for the first time after you've been drinking, you know what I'm saying? I'm fucking unbeatable on shit like this because my back is unbreakable. I have a fuck. I will fuck iron your back. It was tough dude. Yeah, you couldn't even get me to say ow dude. Not even close.

Yeah, this is crazy. I'm concerned, we're gonna have a girl try this. She might have to sign a waiver or something. I don't want to hurt a girl. We don't even make fun of the girls. None of us can. Oh, I will. It's hard.

Except for the bald dudes. Except ever the brotherhood on the screen. Should we make it a, make an actual yourself joke and piss everybody off today? This is the place for it. This guy's joke was never made. Here's, here's the thing I told Bryson called me. I was like, what happened, dude? Why are people trying to cancel you? He told me the story and I was like, Oh man, I can't believe you said that. And I was like like, hey if you go on set on show you should kind of dig your Heels in and make the joke again. I

Love you show up as the enforcer and they're just pounding people who fuck with Bryson All right. Yeah, that pisses me off. Yes. Stay off his nuts. They're my nuts. Yeah Your daddy was protecting you the the the the the the

the the the the Is they're fucking amazing. So you guys want to be fit you want to be healthy Do you want to eat like a caveman and look like one not like Jason Hopper not that kind of a caveman Like I would say like this guy he shredded like a fucking caveman. You're gonna have to order some ice age meals He has a crazy tricep Did you see him when he was doing his like his burpees? It's this dude. I know that tricep. That a very, very crazy tricep. Wait, we just got a note from... I'm at a marriage conference.

What the fuck is a marriage conference? What the fuck does he know about being married or girl? Maybe he's doing the pre-marital stuff, you know, cause you have to in the, in the church, you got to go to like all these conferences to learn about being married. Me and Lizzie just, me and Lizzie just Google search better help. Me and Lizzie just went to fucking, uh, better help.com. Nice remote. Yeah, we got a, we got remote marriage counseling.

Taylor and Lizzie play like super Mario Brothers. Whoever has the highest score wins We have a complete implosion happening here Boy oh you're lucky you have a good body Brian we'd have kicked your ass off already Makes a point your anus right at us. If I was Brian, I would probably jerk off to myself in the mirror. Same thing as like Mason, pretty boy Mason. Oh my god. Mason cannot come on the show anymore.

That's crazy. It makes us all look like. My DMs were full of women complaining. Oh really? Ruin their day? They've ruined their couch watching the show. Wow. Wow. You just started GoFundMe for ruin their day. They've ruined their couch watching the show. Wow. Wow.

You just started GoFundMe for all their... No way. No way. Sabir and Kelly, we're wearing Sentinel tees at Wadapalooza. Hopper asked us, why don't we try brute? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because fucking brute and Coachell's programming is just literally three months behind the schedule because all they do is pay me to write my workouts. Hey Hopper, maybe it's because next month you're gonna be at training think tank

and next month after that you're gonna be over at fucking underdog athletics. Hey, you should have asked them why they didn't try HWPO and get burned out on working out and fucking worry about killing themselves. Jeez. Wow. Fuck Brute. What time is it? We got a huge pack. 8.04. worry about killing themselves. Hey, people do Sentinel Hopper because they want to have fun. You and you stupid troglodyte. Can you even spell that? You knuckle dragon retard.

You guys follow severe. Yeah, he's the fucking man man dude. He is an incredible athlete. There's mind boggling Did he make us the song too? He did In my roadcaster. I met I met him in Cali last year at or I met severe and Kelly last year at waterpalooza I was it. Yeah, I met them there too. The song that he made was dope There's probably one of the better ones that have ever got sent in if not the best one and did not get nearly the time On there. No, no Kenneth. I met troglodyte not mongolian

Trogolo died. All right, Brian. Love you, buddy What route is he on he's on his fourth round Yeah, yeah the the the the the He looks like a fat doughboy who's never done CrossFit. Looks like he's never climbed a flight of stairs. What is that guy doing?

Oh, follow his programming? Sorry, the guy can't fucking practice what he preaches? I don't think so. Hey, Brian, listen to this really quick. So, Brian, you got off the bike for the last time at 1039. He's done. Oh, he's done. All right, let's talk, man.

Let's talk, man. Nice work, dude. You look great. You look great. It's a good view anyway. Yeah, you look great. Brian, thanks for pointing your butthole at us. That was sweet. Yummy.

What's that? Thanks for pointing your butthole at us when you pick up the bag. I won't be eating breakfast for lunch. I was blinking at you guys a couple times. I was blinking at you guys. I had a look. I just bleached in, man. I just bleached in.

I started sweating again. I turned on already, if I weren't. I just bleached it in with. I started sweating again. That turned on already if I weren't. You ruined my breakfast but you made Taylor hungry. There's plenty to eat down there. Hey, what advice do you have? You look like you want a good paster. You actually were doing pretty good.

Any advice for the girl who tries it? Some girl is going to try it. Do you have any advice for the girl? Get everything off. Get everything off. Good idea. That's a good place to start. Yeah, pop the top. Alright, love you, buddy. Thanks for doing this. Thank you.

You're awesome. Thank you. Look at this. What's going on? Kelsey, what an honor to have you on the show. Are you taller than that box? Emma, no, not really. All right. Oh.

Yeah, but whatever. You have a girls gym. It's very clean, but you have a mural on the wall. It's looks very, very feminine. Uh-oh, wifi's not so great. You have to fill it in, but it'll look cool. And your internet shit and I expected that from a girl too. Your internet's ass too, so that's perfect. Oh good, good, good. You guys don't need to support one of us boys. Oh my gosh.

Wow. Okay Chelsea, 1500 bucks. Let's see what you got, girl. You got a 70 pounds and uh... Let's see. Do you want to see the workout real quick? Yes, I got a 70 pound. Uh, no, I got it. $1,859. I know what it is. Alright. Have you ever...

I'm at least as long as I can watch too much not to throw my name in the hat So when I saw one that I could do I was like, okay, let's go. All right We love you for it. You're the only second girl who's ever been on the show That's not true. I know don't ruin my story though Sunny day nice piece. Hey, where are you? What state are you in? Yep Sunny day. Nice to meet you. Hey, where are you? What state are you in? North Florida. Okay. We're in North Florida, so we're about five hours from Waterpalooza. Yeah.

Is that your boyfriend or husband or something? Husband. Husband. Husband. Okay. All right. Everyone be nice. What a lucky man you are.

Have a woman who's going to keep her body nice for years to come. You guys. Husband, okay. Alright. Everyone be nice. What a lucky man you are. Have a woman who can keep her body nice for years to come. You guys ready? Yeah, yeah. Ready. She's the one who keeps me in shape. She does all the fitness and nutrition and all that. So, I gotta keep up with her most of the time. Jesus. Alright, five seconds. All right, two, one, go. And we're off. Nice. First round, 215, 215 for the first round. Taylor, where's going to be the biggest difference for boys and girls?

I hope you didn't make it too easy for the girls. I hate to ignore your question. She doesn't have a chance, so I'm not ignoring your question. She just, the biggest opportunity for women is to just call in maybe some other time. Another reason another reason that's severe and Kelly hopper, I hope you go back and fucking listen to this. And I'm gonna post it on my fucking story to another reason severe and Kelly aren't fucking retarded enough to try brute programming is because why would

they pay $375 a month for my workouts that they can just pay me $20 for? That would actually mean they're actually retarded like you. And hey, listen to this, by the way, if you're, if you're having trouble choosing between Sentinel and Brew, just remember with Sentinel, you don't have to sleep with the owner. Oh, true. That's another going, you don't have to fuck Matt Torres. You don't have to. You can, I guess you can. Hey, the other thing, this is crazy. Get the fuck Matt Torres. It's an upgrade option.

The question is why would Jason go to brute when JR is fucking right in his own home gym? That's the real question. I mean, that's crazy to me. That's a small question. 110. That's an interesting question. Let's go, girl. Let's go, Chelsea.

Hey, be friendly productions. Pay attention to this feed right here. Yes, this is true. This is true. There are some things that hit way too close to home and get all the way under my skin and up my ass and that's one of them, noodles. That and hamsters. Mmm. Hamsters too. No, gerbils. Gerbils. I don't think you can use the rent free thing anymore.

I think it's like, it's been so overused. You got to come up with something fresh. Yeah. Oh, wow. She must have like a rubber. She must have rubber crumb in the sandbag because it's all the way. Oh, and and we're breaking down already. Nope. That was not on purpose, brother. Hey, she has too much power, dude.

Oh, she's not. No, she's not. No,'s on pace. She's not. No she's not. She's got 15 seconds. 15 seconds to do. Oh my god that's high. And those are chopped together. We should just talk. We should just talk about whatever we want to talk about today. Let her get through the whole workout. Be nice to her. You know who can. Bryson. Hey Bryson. Bryson. You know how the world works. We make everything. We change the rules for women. We make it all easier. So don't worry about it. Shivery is not dead.

What's the problem with DEI here at Kill Taylor? Oh, Taylor needs a muzzle. Taylor needs a muzzle. Yeah, you need a muzzle for when I fricking bend you over and put it to your fucking ass. Is anybody else nervous that the boxes aren't attached to each other anyway? Yeah, I'm so nervous. the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the I can say we and we use them all the time like this and it's kind of sucks for her because we're always doing the 48th for me

Five years we saw they must they must be on spectrum. They must be on spectrum Wi-Fi cuz it's fucking I mean this Wi-Fi sucks and probably be better off Wi-Fi if they're on it you guys are you guys on spectrum? Are you guys on the spectrum? I? Stay on the AT&T. It should be fiber, but apparently it's suck. Oh, wow. Wow. Damn, AT&T is supposed to be great. That's crazy.

Interesting. I wouldn't say, I mean, this is crazy. Mike McCasky, Taylor has an unhealthy obsession with men's anuses. I really don't. What are you not estimated? Yeah, first off. I mean, Sandy's a female, though.

So that's. I don't think she's gay. Yeah, first off is a female though. So that's Gay. Yeah. Yeah, and and seriously Mike that's entirely subjective. So for you to say what's unhealthy 30 minutes a day trying to lick his own anus doesn't mean it's unhealthy. It's called yoga cocksucker. Oh, yeah I love watching the show with my kid in the room Maybe don't let me know when your kid. Let me know when your kid says fuck for the first time. Hey listen, my three kids and my mother-in-law are in the room. At least yours is in headphones though.

Yeah, true. Yeah, but Ari and Avi and Joey have all heard the worst for me, so it's not like... And somehow they know that it's wrong. They know that everything I do is wrong. What's late mean like late bloomin late blooming like I would never I would never do that to her We should do this we should do this we should fly coach L into CrossFit Charlotte for 25.1 And when he walks in the gym, we shall go

Go back to brew you fucking pussy and then I just fucking destroy his badass Just like I did to dalen What are the odds you can put 500 bucks in the pot and go with me and wooly if you want i'll put I'll put it to coach l harder than I put it to dalenin on 24-1. Damn. Let's go Kelsey, come on. Damn. What's good, Brute? Hey, head to head, buddy. Are you leaving? All right, you have fun. Say hi to Ryan Fisher.

I love you. Hey, love you. Bye. Oh shoot. No, no, no, no, no. Let me say something to her. She's going to see Ryan Fisher? Yeah. Tell her to tell Ryan, fuck you for blocking me. Yeah. Say that.

Haley, uh, Taylor says, please tell Ryan Fisher, fuck you for blocking him. You know, if Haley even remotely comes close to saying that she'd be like, well, you know, I don't even know how she would say it. Cause I can't speak that nicely. Mr. Fisher. She'll go, well, no, she won't call him mister. She's like, well, you know Ryan, hey Ryan shouldn't have locked him That was you know, just wrong. You knew he's gonna get upset. You knew you're gonna get the fuck you so Taylor wants you to tell him What was the deal yesterday when they were saying that the the and I'm like a champ. Is she okay? You all right? Holy shit, you're doing good Chelsea. You're still not as retarded as Brian friend.

No, get the white, but we're gonna go live Patrick. We're gonna go live. Wait one more time, do it again, do it again. We're gonna go live, I don't care, live. Holy shit dude. He fucking Brian Friend single-handedly destroyed water poluzza, it's never going to happen again. Oh my God, holy fuck.

I'm not to eat a crate, God damn it. Someone's going to buy water pol polluter for $8 tomorrow. Oh, shit. Jeez, dude. Oh my God. Is she on her third round? That was like watching a four year old get a hold of the family video camera and trying to make a home fucking video and they're like six.

What round is she on? Is this three? I think this is the start of a round two. No. What about the no hands on the bike? Is that a good strategy? I'm just three. I think this is the start of a round to No What about the no hands on the bike? Is that a good strategy? Yeah, you're recovering. Yeah Or is it because her hands are bloody when she fell off the box. She broke actually this is an ice age crepe It's made of uh, paleo fucking egg batter. It's fucking amazing

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Use the QR code in the upper right-hand corner. Order them. If you don't like them send them to my house Can Walter's all one package Ken Walters? I couldn't even imagine what Taylor was like when he drank if this is sober Well, the main difference is when I was drunk I was usually blackout to the point where I couldn't fucking speak I was basically nonverbal retarded and I would just shit myself and roll around in it.

That makes sense. That's so stupid. So that's the main difference. Basically, basically I just can talk now. That's the big difference. Shit myself and roll around in it. Everything else is the same. That's a party I wanna go to.

God, that must have smelled good. Uh-oh, this next guy has a mouthpiece. You see that? That's a party I want to go to oh This next guy has a mouthpiece you see that this next guy's a man airway Or that's a dental dam he's about to lick some twat something's the in live right now or or is he watching Matt Fraser versus Rich Fronian on the floor at Wadapalooza? Stop saying that. Stop getting them views. You don't matter. They need all the help they need yet. Like the new feature on the like button.

Yeah, this show love liberals. We convert them one at a time. Stay with us. Stay with us. It's fun here. It's free. Say what you're in. Brian tried to interview someone in Danish. What did it sound like? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Go ahead. We did it in Spanish too. It was really bad.

Is that Del Monte's dog right there? Yeah. Eddie. Yeah. Great. Is he trying to get home with you? Does he like, fuck, can you just take me home? Why do I have to go home with Bryson? He's I know, dude, that dog, that dog won't fucking leave Bryson's side. It's crazy loyal as fuck. That's awesome. He's a great dog. All right. Taylor finished, got off the bike. 10 39. Uh, the final round. Oh yeah yeah. Oh here she comes throwing the talon the atari. All right, chelsea

Chelsea, are you okay? Pretty good. Um, okay a little adrenaline i'll feel it later but okay, well Yeah I uh Go ahead taylor. I was gonna say one time I was doing box jumps to the 48 and I fucking tripped and opened up like a fucking three inch gash on my shin and blood was like splurting out and Andy fucking was trying to fix it on the front desk at the gym. It

was crazy. Um, so at least you didn't do that. Oh God. Hey, did your, did your husband make a gasp? I might have it on my ass, but I don't know yet. What's that? You landed on your ass. What was that? You landed on your ass? Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. Like, direct right butt cheek smash.

And I don't know if you noticed, it's just a concrete pad. There's no rubber, so I feel like it's cool. It's worth it. Good thing you have a giant caboose. Thank you very much. We enjoyed watching you. I was hoping you guys would talk more trash. Don't worry. Allose. Thank you very much. We enjoyed watching All right, thank you. Yeah talk shit to women. We don't mind if we watch your show we're in thanks guys

Hey, Chelsea, talk your internet connection. Yeah, that was crazy. It was like 2g That was the worst one we've ever had. Oh, wow If yanukovsky did meth and lived in West Virginia. Hey man, North Carolina. Oh, wow, he's a North Carolina boy. Yeah, get it right. Now you gotta be nice to him. Oh, who's programming? Do you follow Ryan?

Dizzle, dude. Let's go! Yeah, you're talking shit about my mouthpiece. No, no, no. That was Sevan. I love your mouthpiece, dude. It's awesome. Thanks, man.

Yeah, that's all I said. He's replacing me with his dick, dude. Hey, awesome. Thanks man. He replaced it with his dick dude. Hey so, Do you need a clock in here or are we just going off yours? No we got it. Whatever works for you dude. What's the name of the gym Ryan? It is 12 Lions.

Oh shit! 12? Is it 12 Labors Lions? No it's a different gym. No it's just 12 but it's spelled out 12 it's not the numbers. Gotcha. I've heard of the gym. Um, did you guys have a team? They're like once the semi-finals or no. I'm just going to confuse. All right. 12 lines. Got it. What's up? This is your first time on the show. This is my first time on the show, man. All right. I hope you put a big dollop of KY on your anus because we're about to have at you. Oh dude I'm about to get it come on. Dude he's like you don't need the KY he's about to eat it up let's go. He's like damn he's a fucking raw dog.

Alright Ryan here we go. Somebody joe L said 12 labias. Yeah, that's pretty funny Why's all about internet shit today? What is that James James English? Did these happen every Saturday? I'm a fucking dumb red coat Yeah, they do dude Every fucking Saturday, bro, and for you, it's whatever time it is You start Caleb will start the clock Ryan and the Queen's Kingdom You start, Caleb will start the clock, Ryan. And the Queen's kingdom. Yeah, when you start. And Caleb ready. Yeah. Are you all good?

Yes, ma'am. Oh, this is a crazy question. He's going. Has Taylor ever has Taylor has Taylor ever slipped up and called Lizzie Bryson in bed? Yes. Yes. Oh, Bryson. Oh, poor, poor Dave English is like the first guy here to join the show. He's like, is this every Saturday if you just get hammered?

I just crossed the line. I just crossed the line because Maris is in the room with me and Ash is just... There it is. We found it. You found the line. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm really good at finding the line and just fucking nose diving right over it. The line though. You were going to lie to me, too, with that joke. The line is jokes about Bry line and just fucking head nose diving right over it Jokes the line is jokes about Bryson and Taylor fucking and right right no no no the line is definitely suicide jokes and Bryson cross And I've never crossed the line. Oh my god

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You got it right. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Teresa. Thanks for saying that Taylor because it's true. It's true. It's not true. There's a whole category of standup comedy that's just about people offing themselves. It's an entire fucking category of standup. So look, just because you didn't like the joke, that's fine. I wouldn't like the joke if Bryson told me to go kill myself, but that doesn't mean it's still not a joke. He was joking. What was the joke about anything?

I haven't even heard the joke yet. What was the joke? He said fucking he, he won prop up bet or heat one prop bet that Haley Adams kills herself after this weekend. She's no, she's 19. She can't handle it. I was fucking jerking off six times a day at 19, dude. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that's not the worst she's heard. She lives on tick tock. She's probably seen the video of that Asian dude,

narrowing his butthole naked and we're worried about her. Oh, come on. She's an adult. Fucking driving smoke cigarettes. He's Hey, he's tied. He's 23. Yeah. Oh, she's right. Me. My ass with this fucking mouth guard, bro. Wait, to Ryan. I was on the bike at 215 you fuckers don't lie you're off the box at 215 still see I disagree I think there's only one I think there's only that's Taylor he's retarded I think there's only one category of jokes that's off limits no which one's that uh basically when I'm at home with Lizzie talking about fucking Bryson that's the only kind the is if they're like nine husbands you can't attack you shouldn't attack people's wives no i wouldn't i won't even say uh that's one that i'm hesitant to do like i wouldn't do this if i was actually didn't like someone nice right and and i was trying to like shit on them i wouldn't i

wouldn't like pull any collateral i wouldn't like try to like you said i wouldn't try to drag their kids into it uh otherwise the wives aren't cool yeah Yeah. Unless it's Lambert and Adler, then they're both fair game. Yeah, well that's because they got trouble going on. So they're all kids and wives. Oh wow. Oh wow. That guy Victor, they're all fucking you think? Yeah, dude.

It's like a human centipede. They just take turns. Who's in first? Human centipede. That's crazy. Oh man. Hey, you know what's also crazy? You know what's also crazy? Human centipede that's crazy You know, it's also crazy the fact that Laura Horvath and Kristoff make out before workouts like before they got on the floor

Kristoff basically tongue fucks Laura and then she fucking that's her pre-workout. I think that one's over the line too I don't do Laura and Kristoff. Yeah, that's not over the line at all. Come on step, bro and Christoph. Yeah, that's not over the line at all. Come on, step bro. Oh my God, step bro. Oh my God, real bro. Oh my God, blood bro. Poor nice. I don't know what they do in Hungary, but I.

It's a long standing tradition. Oh, I don't think it is in Hungary. I think that's just familial for the Horvats. 400 years back. Look how enthusiastic the spouse helper is in this. I like it. Yeah, that's dope. She's got more fucking enthusiasm than Bryson.

Light jog over to the- Who's doing this without music too? Oh, that's true. We do make fun of Tia's wife. Oh, I shine, you fucking cunt. Oh, I shine, oh, I shine. I got a fucking dingleberry on the upper lip, you fucking cunt. Hey, Bryson. I got a fucking dingleberry on the upper lip. You fucking can't. Oh, my God.

Hey, Bryson said Bryson said when he met to you at at Mayhem, when he was like fucking 12, he went to Mayhem to drop in for work. And he met to you and she came out of the locker room. She still had a little bit of Shane's shit on her upper lip. This show is a bonfire and the chat is a holy shit. The chat is the kindling. Liquid fuel. Stop spaying light and fluid on Taylor please.

Or do, it's fine. Hey, hey, Captain Rogers, Captain Rogers, I'm sure Tia would literally actually beat the shit out of me. That's fine. That doesn't not the fact that she eats chain out when he's hasn't wiped. Why doesn't have to be when he doesn't white? Why? Why do you have to go there? That's the part that's over the line. That's not over the line. Well, you got to season it a little bit, you know, she can eat that's a joke, but I don't know. She like it'd be like, no, if she ate clean acid, like even boiled

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He's thinking about cheese. Ryan! Good job, guys. I can't keep up with you. You got through two rounds. Dude, my muscles. Oh, my muscles. That's the first one on the show new couch today. I'm pretty stoked. Where'd you get it on

Timo? No, we got it from Value City Furniture. So, basically American Timo. That's a good one. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go

pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm going to go pick up my new couch today. I'm pretty stoked. Where'd you get it on Timo? No, we got it from Value City Furniture. So basically American Timo.

Nice. Is it like one of the places is just a giant warehouse and there's a guy in there who's addicted to meth trying to sell you shit? No, it's a, it's, I would say it's three steps up from that. Like if pottery barns a 10 and a warehouse like that's a three, this is probably like a seven five. It's nice. It's warehouse like that's a 3. This is probably like a 7-5. It's nice. It's good stuff.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, leather couch? No, they're like this woven fabric. It's leather. It's, dude, I mean, North Carolina is like the furniture capital of the United States. So there are like a lot of furniture places in North Carolina where like they're just made here and this is one of them.

So it's pretty dope stuff. They're going to be sending a lot of it to California here in a minute Furniture you mean did you see did you see Trump fighting with Karen Bass yesterday the mayor of fuck Karen Bass, you know It's hilarious I got into an argument with somebody about deporting criminal illegal aliens like people who not criminal in the sense that the only law you broke was coming here legally but criminal in the sense that you fucking come to America and you have a rap shit a mile long in America and uh she was like this is why oh can you imagine how expensive things are gonna be because of this they're literally they're literally

fucking the only ones working in the fields and that was her argument and right after she said that yeah right after she said that I centered the reel of Matt Walsh being like, yeah, the only argument liberals have is, oh, where's all my slave labor going to go? I center that. And then her response was basically four minutes of voice messages. And I just said, blah, blah, blah. Didn't listen to him.

Four minutes and nothing. They've deported over 500 criminals already. Yeah, I hope they make that. When all those cities already had them, captured them, brought them in with us tech, tax dollars, and then released them to the hotels that the tax dollars are paying for to support them. And how is it taking home now? How insane is it to call yourself a sanctuary city when felt like the federal

government orders, Hey, these people have broken the law. We need to deport them. Like, like fucking real laws, fucking gang members, you idiots. And you're like, oh, but there are American gang members? Yeah, but why the fuck would we import more, you stupid fucks? Crazy. Yeah, but American gang members in jail,

you don't have a rap sheet with 18 fucking charges on it and you still get let loose. Oh, wow, Brianna Roni's uncle was deported. Well, maybe he should have fucking came in illegally. Dude, it's like, what did he do? What did he do? Oh, here you go. You know, when you were a kid, Oh, but he was he was a drug dealer, not gonna lie. You know, crazy it is how fast they were able to pick up that many people

and just deport them. You know, it's like, we have you see how many women they deported? I'm at zero. Zero. You know, it's crazy. I saw, you know, it's crazy. Look at what happened to fucking Brittany Griner for smoking a blunt in Russia. They locked her the fuck up and we had to fucking trade an arms dealer to get her out. You know what happens here? You can fucking basically rape a girl and they just let you walk free on the fucking streets. Accurate. Accurate. Insanity. You can rape children. Oh, David, we, this is the most liberal fucking thing I've ever heard. Did you get cheaper eggs and gas yet? Sorry, I can't hear you through the cock that you're chugging right now, you stupid pussy. You mean five days. I second everything Taylor said David. If so if it hurt a little bit, I hope it hurts twice as much

David weed, I'm sorry. All your slave labor is gonna be gone. Unfortunately for you you stupid fuck. This is the thing God. Oh, I mean nobody's nobody's saying hey if you came here illegally and you pay taxes And all you do is put your fucking head down and work you get deported I'm pretty sure it would be virtually impossible for you to get caught if that's the case and I know people that have come here Legally and work for their fucking ass off and now are legal and own businesses. No one cares No, I'm not fucking dude the guys who fucking renovated my fucking upstairs and did all my drywall guarantee Half of them don't have fucking work pieces in here Illegally, I'm not calling the fucking cops

but to my knowledge those guys also aren't fucking raping chickens in the backyard and fucking causing havoc in Charlotte and if they were I'd fucking I'd deport them. They'd be punished like any criminal should be acting a muck in society Especially if they're here illegally not documented and not contributing to society in any manner just taking i think david weeds just concerned because all of the fucking uh hispanic illegal children that are here and separated from the families he's not going to have his pick of the litter anymore because they're all going to be fucking with their families unfortunately for david weed you fucking disgusting pedophile disgusting pedophile. Shit. So we've come to the conclusion of a few things.

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We did the step up, uh a dumbbell snatch rope climb one. I just adjusted it. So you stepped up with the same dumbbell you snatched with and it was regular rope climbs is great workout. Nice. CrossFit Livermore. Shout out. And we learned that David weeds a pedophile, which was another

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A wing and a prayer. Thank you. Why a wing? Oh, this is a great workout. It's a motorcycle thing. Oh, this thing just hangs on by a wing and a prayer and it's done every week. It's crazy. I appreciate it. I know Tyler's got a busy, had an incredibly busy week. Caleb's been here all week. Susan. Thank you. Taylor. You know, man, uh, JC program,

the central workout at my gym today, row snatches, wall walks, 20 minute AMRAP. If you guys want to do it 20 minute AMRAP, 12 calorie row for guys, 10 for ladies, eight hang power snatches, 95, 65, four wall walks. Great workout. Give it a rip. One day. Hey, I'm Venezuelan. What's up, dude? Most beautiful women in the world. And I want all those Venezuelan criminals to get deported. They're making all the good ones look bad, taking advantage of good Americans. Yeah, you know, the truth is, one, all of us know great Venezuelans, especially in Florida. There's a ton of great Venezuelans. There's Venezuelan CrossFit

gym owners. And you're absolutely right hard-working lovely people familial beautiful men and women great kids and They should be taking advantage of the opportunities America offers not being criminals and I appreciate that dude and we appreciate that too I want you to know that there isn't a sentiment. It's not like Americans aren't walking around on the streets Looking at Latinos and thinking that they're all criminals. It's not even close Not all the ones on the streets looking at Latinos and thinking that they're all criminals. It's not even close to that. Not all the ones. All the ones I grew up with, like, yeah, Armin and stuff.

They're all protect like the farmers protect them when they know that the I.C. like they have deals with the cops where it's like if they know I.C. is coming in town, they get these guys taken care of. And like if they like fucking cut their fingers off or shit, that the farmers will pay for it. Like these dudes are protected that work hard. There is not an anti In the United States there might be an anti Muslim sentiment though is growing all the shit coming out of the UK and the shit We're seeing but the Latinos are greatly loved in the United States. Go ahead Taylor. Um

Dude fucking Latino people are the best I would say if you guys have any questions that you want me to ask Don fall on Monday as president of the CrossFit Athlete Council got my first meeting It's not gonna be just me and him, but don't you fucking worry. I'll make sure my questions are answered if you have them Send me a message on Instagram. You could also Message Colton who's also on the CrossFit Athlete Council you got also message Spencerton, who's also on the CrossFit Athlete Council. You could also message Spencer Panchik, who's on the CrossFit Athlete Council. You could also message Ryan Dickey and then two other lovely

ladies, Olivia Grimswald and I forget the last woman's name. Apologies. But send any of us a message. If you want us to ask Dom the hard questions, submit any questions. Don't submit any stupid questions either. Like how are you going to make the CrossFit game safer? Because that's fine. But not one of these people have ever said what unsafe about it. I heard Elizabeth Fuliano said, um, uh, that water Palooza was better than CrossFit and I don't mean this as a dig at water Palooza, but you're out of your

fucking mind if you said that. That's insane. If those words came out of her mouth, you basically can't trust anything else she ever says because that's retarded. But I'm just saying this, Sevan, you can ask any stupid questions you want, but if it's a retarded question, I'm just gonna say,

sorry, I'm not asking that, it's fucking retarded. And this is the filter that CrossFit has chosen. Sorry, the community has chosen chosen you guys submit your questions It's a stupid question. I'm gonna say hey, I'm sure your teacher told you there's no such things a stupid question They're a fucking liar that questions dumb if it's a great question. I'm gonna take it to Don and you know because because anyone with the brain if you say are you gonna make CrossFit saver they're gonna be like well, give me an example what what what what have you seen that's unsafe and Are you gonna make CrossFit safer? They're gonna be like, well, give me an example. What what what have you seen that's unsafe?

and It's just it's just vagaries and abstractions and people trapped in their head asking dumb shit All right, love you guys severe gets the last word CrossFit doesn't have a booth a lot of Palooza this year sadly Yeah, last year Dylan gave him a free 40 by 40 foot booth and CrossFit fucked him. But it's a new area No, CrossFit didn't fuck him Haynes and Emily fucked him. Yeah, that's by 40 foot booth and crossfit fucked him, but uh, it's a new era Crossfit didn't fuck him. Haynes and emily fucked him. Yeah, that's a good point. Haynes and emily fucked him And uh, it's a new era with jenna hawka Uh in control of crossfit media. Could you imagine how stinky that sex would be the haynes emily? All right, love you guys