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nine sandbag shoulder
200 three legless rope climbs. If you tie Taylor, Taylor will
come back onto the screen and do 50 burpees over the bag for time and you'll have to beat
that time and then you'll go. That's how that one works.
What the hell is there to be a tie? What the fuck?
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Yeah, Caleb, I'm going to give a five second countdown because I'm going to start.
Oh, there is a Caleb.
There is a Caleb.
Five seconds countdown so that I can get the milliseconds on my phone.
Oh, you don't say.
No one heard a fucking word you said.
Five, four, three, two, one, go.
This is going to be fast, people.
Okay, he did his first clean in two seconds.
That's what she said.
Damn, 200 pounds.
Good morning, Jeff Bako, you douche.
Can you show us the weight of the bag?
Over and under how many times Taylor claims the bag isn't heavy enough for people who
call in.
Everyone.
Every single person.
Great extension at the top like the president of the CAC should do.
Look at that.
He got to the rope in about 27 seconds.
This is going to be quick.
Is it when he touches the top or when he gets to the ground?
The top.
Touches the top.
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I like to take a Sabbath.
It's time for you to take a Sabbath.
I don't know what that means.
It was yesterday. It's a day of rest and worship observed in several religions.
It's tomorrow.
Tomorrow, isn't it?
It's today.
It's Sunday.
I grew up with people who wouldn't spend money on the Sabbath.
It was like sacrilegious for them.
I think they were Presbyterian.
Stores in Ireland didn't use the altar on Sundays until like about 10 years ago.
I'd ask if it was that way here too for a long time.
All you have to do is text the number above 928-583-3903, 928-583-3903, 928-583-3903.
Text that number.
I will then text you a link.
You'll pop up on the screen or you'll wait a little while and then you'll do the
workout. And if you beat the time, it's so easy. 42 seconds. You're not going to beat
it. Do those stupid fast. No one's beating that. The big difference between this competition
and a lot of other competitions is this one's successful and pay out. And we don't promise
to pay out. The other one's promised to pay out. We don't promise to pay out.
We do not promise to pay you out.
What is he doing?
Is he going to cut on his shoulder? Makes him look so much more bad.
He's got the top here.
That's dope.
I got your hearing. You got the Trump ear. That's dope. I got Trump ear.
He got that Trump ear, dog.
Trump ear.
Now it's Trump ear, bro.
I got shot.
You know when he goes to the Blue Moon bar, he puts that earring in.
HWPL put a hit out on me.
So Chell put a hit out on me, so I got shot.
You're looking a little small, Taylor.
You look all ripped up and skinny.
Did you shit yourself last night or you sick?
I'm definitely not skinny right now.
If anything, I'm fat.
I'm not feeling down.
It's the camera angle and the lighting.
It's rare.
Far between the lighting helps me.
You look like you're training for hyrux.
Hyrux.
Yeah, I'm on a sporty bath program.
Oh, God.
I should probably go up front. Yeah. So people can
do yesterday. Does anyone know?
Dude, it was actually pretty exciting until I got second, like a bitch. What a beat up
some skinny motherfucker with big shoulders, like wide shoulders. No James Kelly at third, James Kelly at third, I believe, maybe fourth.
How close was the first time?
That's the first time I've ever heard anyone say a high-rush was exciting.
No, dude, the fucking wall balls were because the dude had a 23
red lead on him going into the wall balls and Hunter was catching up.
Hunter was going unbroken through 60 or so reps to get caught up six reps.
So he was six behind and then he pitched out.
He could have fucked up.
Oh, that's off.
Now he's fair because the lighting is horrible.
I can't wait to hear why he couldn't do fucking 40 more wall balls.
Hunter at least showed up unlike the Binge Bros.
Ouch.
Oh, damn.
Oh.
You all right there? I ripped my crap off the bone.
From the sandbag shoulder, the sandbag shoulder workout that one you just did
or something else.
Oh no, I woke up like early this week and I had fucking like that like
lock neck where you got to look like that. You know what I mean?
Robocop.
Yeah, Robocop neck. I just had fucking sore so it's
Did you think about calling you sick Taylor? Did you think about?
Not because it's been all we all yesterday looking over your shoulder of pricing
They know Gertie you can't say make the games he was invited to the games
there's a difference wow what a fucking retard ironically you're retarded and then make the games
freeze frame uh taylor looks yoked he does look yoked today
damn yeah uh did you see the uh have you seen this from our great graphic designer?
Did you see this Taylor? Holy fuck. I did not.
I thought we weren't going to use any photos of your day job.
I'm coming for a fucking day. If you hear me,
get him fired. Taylor's going to show up at his house and kick me out of the bench.
You know what's so funny is that the PFA is trying to get me removed from my position.
Meanwhile, they literally demanded that the entire director of their sport be fired.
Hey, guys, guys, you are retarded.
That's a really good point.
Retarded.
I never even thought of thought. Are they actually?
Yes, 100% dude.
100% athlete.
Why?
What happened?
I don't know.
I say butthole.
This is not your podcast to ask deeper follow up questions.
Yeah, you just nod and you sound before it.
Fuck those guys.
Yeah, thank you.
They all are buttholes. is not and you sound those guys just assume just assume if they're a famous
athlete and you don't really like them that much that they're trying to get me
removed if they asked to get rid of Dave now they're definitely asking to get
rid of Taylor Wow that's amazing you guys have already spent all your equity
what were you saying Hiller about the buttery bros video they they called for Taylor's head in the buttery bros video right after Annie said don't sign up for the
Open today, really?
Annie Annie said don't sign up for the open
Don't watch it 19-minute mark stop it
Hey, but you know who was cool as shit in the video Sarah Sigmund's daughter
She was yeah, Katrin and Annie fucking shit the bed there man. They really really fucked up. It's like a fucking
ceremonial post on the YouTube channel and she's like I'm retired but if but so I can't really say anything it's like say sign up
these are the kind of these are the kind of people who are your best friend and then they find out that like
Yeah, you had your driver's license suspended and they're not your friend anymore because you can't drive him to school anymore. They suck
You take everything from fucking CrossFit build their whole entire fucking life around they talk about how much they love it and there's an accident
And now they jump ship. They've shown their true colors. Meanwhile, Sarah's like fuck it
I'm going back to the games and I'm just like yeah girl. I
Love it
Yeah, I'm I was really impressed with Sarah is anyone does anyone want the two grand today
Brandon Smith better call in
You'd have a good shot. Hey, yeah, I need a fucking capitalize on that power output every week every week workout. Shut up
Hey Taylor a serious question
Um, do you get some sort of weird adrenaline dump that you have to get up so high to attack that and then it's only
42 seconds and you're kind of like yeah that workout for sure
It reminded me of like 2021 core finals the burpee box jump over snatch workout
Like I was tweaking before that
workout like fucking you know getting all ants up so i was like okay it's really fast
it's a lot of execution you can't fuck up so i was definitely getting up there
and then it was over and i was like wow that was anti-climactic damn jeff $2,000 for 12 reps pretty fucking crazy. I agree.
This is $166 per rep. This is hilarious. Black Mamba 707.
Where's Jason Hopper? He would kill this one. No,
he wouldn't kill this one because this guy is actually not a man.
He has a fucking mussy in between his legs and that stands for man pussy.
Okay. That guy's full of more estrogen.
He's a pussy. He would never call in. He can't,
he can't stomach to have his name mispronounced much less be made fun of.
If James break calls in, that would be 4,500 bucks. If he won.
Now it's to get them closer to Colton. I Colton should do this one too.
What percentage of affiliates have 200 pounds sandbag? I hope none.
Wouldn't it be a great graphic, like a weekly leaderboard on money
winners from kill Taylor?
Yes.
Yes.
At least like the highest price purses, right?
Yes.
Go through and put it together.
We're getting close.
Yeah.
Top five.
How much money in collectively have we given away?
I think anybody.
37, 37 times 500.
There you go. 16, 17,000 bucks. Yeah. That'd be, oh, and we've given away more
because over Christmas,
yeah. So that was like 18, five plus like the four weeks.
So that's like 25 grand.
So yeah, we're about 20 grand between 20 and 23 grand, I would say in totality.
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Take a Sabbath. I'm gonna read.
Take your Sabbath.
I can't wait to get huge and just shit on you guys later
after you built my career.
That's gonna be fun.
That's gonna be fun, dude.
Fuck those guys.
You guys, oh.
Don't do the-
I'm actually just biding my time.
I've got like another year of like mooching subscribers off CrossFit so I turn around and start peeing on them. the What if you have to do the tiebreaker and you're eating this fucking sandwich? It's 50 do it
It's 50 burpees I could do the tiebreaker fucking drunk and high on math and still beat anyone that pops
Like that would be easier
Protect money
Protect the money taylor. No one's gonna call in any way. This is too hard. I think
200 pounds is too heavy for most this is
Workout, this is sourd, fresh avocado and thick cut bacon
with some spring greens. It's fucking fire.
Are we surprised Black Square Annie Thor's daughter told people not to sign up?
No.
People will also argue that she didn't say don't sign up, but when someone goes on a
soapbox explanation of like basically a lecture of how they failed and how I
morally I can't support it and morally I can't like it's implicit that you're
telling people not to sign up like you're saying yes I agree so that you can so
that you can backtrack and she's also going to do that thing of you know
turning up at a 5k runner or a 10k run and just
running alongside the people and using their timer, but not paying for it.
Cause she said she's, we're still going to do all the workouts at my gym, but I just
can't support it.
And it's like, well, pick a lane, like pick, pick what you're doing.
CrossFit's been everything to me, but I'm going to shit on it.
My daughter, one month old said if she didn't shit her diaper she would crush this workout. Just kidding.
Nice.
Mega.
That's a lot of vocabulary for a workout.
Your daughter's gotta get on the level because I shit myself and still did it.
Damn.
Brandon Gomez, I'd slap Taylor with my foreskin in this workout. Definitely.
No, he wouldn't.
No, he would not.
No one would kick her out in this workout.
But. You can't morally support it. How do you get to still be an affiliate? Yeah, just fucking deaffiliate her. No, it wouldn't. No, it would not. No one would pick her up in this workout.
You can't morally support it, how do you get to still be an affiliate?
Yeah, just fucking deaffiliate her.
That'd be awesome.
If I were Don, I'd see that buttered post video and I would do it.
It's like, yeah, you can do the workouts, it's not an affiliate, have fucking fun.
Bye bye.
All your members have to video their workouts because of your moral stance.
How awesome would that be?
Imagine the fucking news articles about that.
It's no different than Dave seeing you talking about steroids and saying, no, he can't do the open.
I saw one of his videos.
No, they can't be open.
I've seen their videos.
I love Don for that.
Yes, Don.
I like Don a lot more after our first cack call.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, Taylor, what do you do?
Look and see why he tossed your word salad.
Oh, no, he didn't call me a fucking pussy ass bitch and kick me off the cack.
There was open minded.
He was open minded.
Give you a steak.
Geez. Oh, shit.
You went for a steak dinner with the board.
And now you're in. That's all it takes, baby. You went for a steak dinner with the board and now you're in.
That's all it takes baby. You saw here first. Nice that mag the shoulder 100 200 pounds. If you're a boy 150 pounds, if you're a girl, three legless rope climbs for everyone. 15 feet tie
breaker is 50 burpees over the bag. Uh, winner gets $2,000. I think we figured out it's a, uh,
it's 12 reps total to win $2,000
We don't have a single taker
100 no one no one can be in this workout. What about Hans?
What about that retarded fucked up crack mouth looking motherfucker can't beat me in this workout, bro
The Neanderthal called Hans
Oh Wait, hold on. Didn't he beat you in the sandbag workout and in the legless workout?
Hey, Suza, he never beat me in the legless workout, you stupid retard.
He beat me in 30 rope climbs for time, which is different.
He can't beat me in legless rope climbs and he can't beat me at nine reps for time on
the 200.
Nobody has fast hips like me.
I have the fastest hips in CrossFit.
Listen, we're not letting Matthews lose.
Matthews is so skinny that there's a danger component about the bag crushing him.
You would get hurt.
You're not going to get it off of him.
Colton's too short.
Jason's too much of a pussy.
Sprague's too sore from waterpalooza.
All these guys have our excuses.
We're going to see the high rocks this weekend.
Sprague's going to see the high rocks tomorrow.
Do you know that yet?
In Vegas, right?
Yeah.
How long do I have to do this? I have to get a 200 bag to hit it.
It's hilarious.
Oh, did someone text you that?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh God.
Yeah.
You don't have any.
We have a taker.
We have a taker.
Fuck you.
We have a taker.
You see him down there?
No, Nathan Cobb.
This guy's fucked.
Adam.
Greetings.
Greetings. Oh look, he's got the Wilmorad headband on. That's cute. Oh shit, this is my fucked Adam. Greetings, greetings. Oh look he's got the Will Morad headband on, that's cute.
Oh shit this is my old gym.
Hey he looks like the guy.
He looks, I don't, he looks like the guy who was on that like news, the fucking homeless ax guy.
You know what I'm talking about?
They did a whole documentary on this guy.
Into the tracks at the subway, definitely.
Look at all my old peeps here. the I'm like everything else about you Alright, let's see it
Just wear a cross on a chain Nah dude, it's Alabama
I hope this guy ties
So that I can ruin his life on 50 burpees
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Yeah, look right there.
Not you, not you, dumbass.
Very nice.
All right.
And then look right here.
That looks like an Asian guy with his back to us.
Nice.
All right.
I've got.
That is many.
Here.
I've got a Korean.
Hey, we're ready, bro.
Let's go get your shit together.
Come on.
You need a countdown?
Yeah.
Give him a countdown.
All right.
We'll give you a 10 second countdown.
Caleb, you're going off my go call.
Okay.
Our B friendly holding that camera.
Why is it moving so much?
All right. Wild South. Are you ready? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, that camera? Why is it moving so much? All right, Wild South, are you ready?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go.
That was a long countdown.
This is the same as day one coverage.
He's already behind.
He's got Savage 1s on on so that's a big plus.
I thought they were the vibram toe shoes and I was like, oh we're fucked.
He's killing.
He's killing.
He's moving.
He's killing.
Is he gonna extend those hips?
Are we calling that extension?
You gotta stand all the way up.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
That's not a rep.
Don't worry.
He's actually moving.
You're good.
42 seconds time to beat. Let's go, buddy. He's done. the You got one to go too bad buddy you lose
Yeah, he has long hair you didn't know he was a girl
Wow 59 seconds and little more trend
That was exciting hey well good try hey a really what's your name Nathan Nathan I'm assuming that usually three legless rope climbs are
easy for you but the bag took something out of you that you didn't expect.
Yeah, that bag took my soul for sure.
All right.
Hey, good job.
Is that your girlfriend doing the holding the camera?
No, that's just a good friend.
That's her.
Tell her to email, tell her to email David loud and live because she could have a big
opportunity next January.
Oh yeah, she really could.
She holds the camera better than everyone on the water.
Palooza live stream.
Oh hell yeah.
Seven podcasts.
Yeah.
Great job you guys.
Well, see you later.
All right.
Thank you, man, buddy.
Thank you.
All right.
Nathan.
Damn.
I like that guy. He's cool
Solid he went black dude in the gym. They got a seven podcast shirt in my kind of show. Yeah, that was crazy
Was there a black guy there? I don't see
Or was a filter we're unsure
filter we're unsure yeah it's they fly man they fly him in every Saturday so that everybody feels like he was all the gyms in the area
we got him a laugh well snap those were the same hilarious he said why would the
lady met at Jeremy world well yeah, yeah, happened. She called him black Jeremy. It was crazy.
I don't I don't really know what happened. I don't I don't be
trying to. Well, everyone's trying to put their dong in that
thing. But I don't know what happened. I don't know. I was
she made a hole figured out that that was the longest reel that didn't really tell me anything
It was like watching a Don fall interview. It was just like it was just the caption really but I
I'm sure you guys didn't actually read the caption
Yeah, she said something crazy like she's she's a Chinese Irish and she don't date the black man
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Our first, oh, that's cool. Our first contestant was nathan from the inbred capital of the world alabama
Where cousin just means, uh
Some masturbation you can't say that anymore
Why they they showed california has a higher rate of incest than alabama does. Oh, that just says the porn industry is out here
They're not real. Those are actors
Uh, we would like to get representation from someone with an IQ over 50.
So on this show, it's 12, it's 12 reps guys for two grand.
Taylor from the black mom book.
Would you do high rocks like Matt and Tia or they just being too much now.
They always do the same, but don't talk to each other
It's funny one copies one another
No, I don't know I probably I might do a high rocks
But we I would never pay them to go do one
I probably just do one at the gym and like make our own course very any or if like one or maybe
No, it has nothing to do. Hey, Hiller has nothing to do with I love groping bro
Don't try to compare the two high rocks is stupid. And they
think they're going to take CrossFit over. And that's why
I'm not going to give them the same thing as World Fitness
Project, dude. It's World Fitness Project's sole goal to
beat out the CrossFit Games. And if you're an athlete supporting
that competition by competing there, you're basically picking
aside and saying, Oh, I'm okay. If world fitness project takes over the games, are you stupid?
Will me, are you a stupid idiot?
No idea what's going on.
Well, they're selling their soul for $3 and they won't have to make two grand
off 12 reps, but they'll sell their soul to world fitness project.
Insane.
There is no, uh, There is no doubt in my mind
that it's completely inspired.
It's 50% to try to hurt the CrossFit Games
and 50% for someone who has too much money,
which is cool.
100%.
But if you don't think that it's a direct attack
at CrossFit, and that's fine.
I'm okay with everyone doing it or not doing it.
But at the end of the day, it's gonna go away
and the games will not. And it's going to go away and the games will not.
And it's funny that a Katrin and Annie have completely flushed away all their
equity within the community to, um, they should have just kept their mouth shut
and did what they wanted to do.
But instead they dined in the kitchen for fucking 15 years and then just took a
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And that was a stupid move.
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you don't even use any so
okay go ahead what were you gonna pull up someone i was gonna say kevin dole isn't that the same as people who do the open but don't pay i would say it's more like people who repeat an open workout
later on no yes it is in there taylor just said that he fucking hates hyrox so he won't pay them
which is basically what annie just said so that's the distinction. The difference by Hey, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, the best, the best swimmer in
probably the. Why are we going
here? Is the one that died. Now,
if it was the worst swimmer, you
might have, you might be able to
say CrossFit killed someone, but
it's like, let's not be stupid.
I don't know if you get in the
water and you can't swim. That's
kind of on you. Hey, why are we
talking about this? What I will gape a blubble.
Hey, thank you. Thank you. We can talk about whatever we want.
You might, you got, you got adapted to the Biden years, Taylor.
Does this make you uncomfortable, Taylor? I'm just picturing a seven's lower back hair right now.
I'm just picturing a seven's lower back hair right now.
Jason Hopper.
I'd be happy to have this workout before you got done with the SB.
What's the SB? Oh yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Jason Hopper would be,
Jason Hopper would be quaking in his boots,
nervous to do the workout while he's gurgling on JR,
dingling or maybe Coach L's.
Is that, is that your weekly benchmark workout, Jason?
Coach L, 50 bounces for time?
No.
He's got a sense of work.
That's a sense of work, Jason.
He makes those cheeks jiggle.
Homer call in, beat his bald ass.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
I'm not a scaredy cat.
He is a scaredy cat. Does JR have a 200-pound bag at the old... Oh, yes, do it. I'm not a scaredy cat. He is a scaredy cat.
Does JR have a 200 pound bag at the old...
Oh yes, he does.
Absolutely.
Like 50 of them.
He's even got 13 foot ropes that Jason can climb
so he can try to make it a little easier on himself.
Do JR just do like 200 pound bags?
Yeah.
What's the thing 75 roses?
What's the cystic fibrosis thing?
Hey, Jason has to ask his agent first.
Hey, call O'Keefe and make sure it's okay.
You can call into the show.
Hey Hopper, Bryce is not in the show, so he won't ruin your reputation.
This is the show to call into.
Oh my gosh. Sorry, your request has been denied.
Oh, that's right. Hopper, this is Hopper's change weekend.
He's changing programs again, so he can't call in.
He's got to wait till he gets his new programming.
He's changing programs again, so he can't call in. He's got to wait till he gets his new programming
To grant Hopper to grant it is $2,000 for
41 seconds of work pretty insane not even world fitness project
That might be the money you get from reps ahead. Just do it right now
If you want to get paid you like you have to You're a head on a reps ahead. I'll never pay out.
No. Hey, Phil has been paying everybody out of his pocket for the record.
No, she's no.
Oh, yeah, he's retarded.
Right. So at the moment, everybody's gotten their money from reps.
It's the it's the Renovo dude who's but fucking everybody.
Well, not Nick. Oh, he literally and
I mean literally, Hitler. That guy is literally. Oh boy. Hey,
yeah, that's true. That part. Have you been paid? Uh I got
paid for November and there's like a time stamp. You got paid
for January? Nick Matthew hasn't been paid yet. I know
that which is freaking insane. He hasn't been paid from June.
That's crazy
right that's fucked up dude I mean the guy's a father he's got mouths to feed pay this guy's freaking money it's ridiculous having I don't understand you're telling me that the sponsor
for reps ahead no not the sponsor the owner the gay dude who doesn't pay.
The sponsor is the butt pirates. The owner.
That's not gay finger.
Booty guns.
Sounds like the sponsor pulled out.
And so the owners having to never
pulls out.
No, that guy never pulls out.
Those are exactly.
It's not the Mickey mouse operation.
Like kill Taylor, where you just need
to scrape up 500 bucks
well
They're also stupid because I think they paid a production company to make a documentary about reps ahead and I've heard that
It's an obscene amount of money
Listen listen, I did
This really quick if you are doing anything in the CrossFit space that
Requires any kind of production documentary documentary, filmmaking, live broadcast,
and you haven't contacted me first, you are a complete fucking idiot. Now I will probably tell
you to fuck off. You are crazy. See, this is the great thing about the show. Mr. Caitlin Burns,
she's the owner of Sabbath Essentials Company. Look at this classic comment. How's it going guys? Lots of gaping talk, I presume.
Well, actually Suze has been heading the charge up here.
Suze has been taking the lead today, but the lead, the lead Gaper.
Do they sell any gaping appointment?
Holy shit.
Logan's here.
It's all good.
External and internal application.
Is it?
Oh, Logan, you mean the guy who takes loads off of the Russian.
Who's the Russian?
Roman.
Roman. Roman.
Logan jump in, get finished, finished working on a
Roman's cock and jump in buddy.
Fucking think that comment might be sarcastic.
Yeah, a little bit.
I don't think he is a huge fan.
Oh, Hiller, you should do this workout. I
Would have to empty out that sandbag and whoop your ass whoop my ass you think you would what my ass hitley?
No way
Show I want you to know that any tranny can do.
We will allow tranny men to do the women's way and you can be juiced to the gills and
you can do like this is the true inclusive event of all time.
Or if you're a woman pretending to be a man, you can do the man's way.
Wow.
I really did pull a muscle in my trap on that.
See you guys in two weeks.
I think we don't give a fuck because we don't want women to win this show. We don't want anyone to win this show. Oh yeah. the the Logan, let's eat more gum.
Gurgo.
Hillary, you got a 200 pound bag?
Wow, I really I got to find a comfortable.
Yeah, this is not a good look for you.
I like it.
60 pounds out.
I couldn't pick it up.
You look like you like pay me like one of your French girls.
Jesus somebody screenshot. Oh, Oh, look at Trish Trish Trish. Are you jerking off right now? You fat man.
You little fat man.
12 reps.
What's his name?
Oh, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Alright, 12 reps.
Was any.
Hillary, when you saw this workout, were you tripping at all?
I was tripping a little bit that it was so short.
I was like, what is Taylor?
Interested in a voice message yesterday.
I know what he said.
Oh, my God.
Notice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh my god! No! No!
Listen to the voice, Nox!
Shut the fuck up, Peter! You guys are all
like, what's the workout?
I don't understand!
I don't understand the workout!
It's literally
9 sandbag coins!
Yeah, but you didn't say that!
You always suck!
Oh, he's gonna play it. Sandbag coins! you didn't say that.
Oh, he's going to play.
Here it is again from the
beginning. Ready 123.
With the 200.
Number off you queues. Sorry. How many sandbag cleans guys? No, so much for not sharing text messages. Oh my gosh
Yeah, that was good. And then and then Hillary man, you should have seen the Hillary Hillary got all wound up
ass-pounding poor Taylor
Called me or sorry killer called me a word that we can't say live
the I'm just like, you know, in hindsight, I imagine Taylor just be like, OK, I'm going to tell him about the workout. His voice message goes back and looks at it later.
Like, what the fuck?
Oh, holy shit.
That's like most mornings I wake up, go downstairs with my son, read through the thread and like start laughing at something. He's like, what are you laughing at?
It's like, this is not repeatable.
Listen, Bodie, let me show you how to spell this word.
Listen to this voice.
See if you can tell what this workout is, because no one else can.
Bodie, Bodie, say this to your teacher next time you're in school.
Where is Bryson?
Bryson, I think is the one that's going to the home bag. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Buddy buddy say this to your teacher next time you're in school
Where's Bryson Bryson I think is in the back getting
You know
There today was he there for you there he was there
But I said no monkey
Usually he talks to us a little bit in the morning. He didn't give us any love this morning. Yeah, I don't know.
No, we cannot have a two hour show.
I'm going to watch the UFC fights.
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Go ahead, Taylor.
Well, Kipping Up Real said there's no way
that every crude term in existence
hasn't been said on the show.
So, I just read back over the thread and you can't see.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of words that he has said, buddy. Okay,
buddy.
Yes, there was a police pursuit on the pier this morning. I Marco I
filmed it. I was actually outside when the gunshots went off and I ducked
behind the I heard a helicopter flying over my house this morning. I ran out
onto the patio. And I looked out at the pier, which is, you know, 100 yards as
the crow flies. And I saw like eight cop cars come down the pier the cops jumped out of the car
And then there was a van down there. Normally there's no cars on the pier and then I heard
That's crazy, yeah, are they are the cops out there guys really hiding I
Would have been fucking charging the scene bro going to help those officers in the line of duty the whole thing. If I've been 69, I fucked it up. Listen to Heidi. Ha ha ha ha. So many fun inside jokes. Heidi,
you're the woke fucking retard who if you make a suicide joke,
you freak out and you try to cancel Bryson. So don't fucking
get all upset that we have inside jokes all of a sudden that we
won't say because people like you try to cancel members of the
group. You woke fucktard.
Yeah, all
ideas I think occurred was sarcastic. It was I know all of it was sarcastic it was i know but it was
sarcastic just as she was upset about us having inside jokes hey shut the fuck up
was it funny yeah kyson said hailey adams should uh wondered if hailey adams was going to commit
suicide after singing the national anthem oh my god she's not i didn't say it.
She made it. She's still alive. So it's not like it wasn't.
Dude. Haley Adams has the great sense of humor. Look everywhere.
Bring Caleb on.
Caleb, get up here.
Nope. No, no, no. I'm good. Nice about tits you got in trouble. Black Mamba, you should let scale people do this on a scaled version.
No, but not when the money no, but then send them like drinks or a shirt.
No, whatever you guys know.
Just an idea.
No, I think that's no.
Yeah, that's what I need to do is just start worrying about shipping a bunch of other shit
out to people.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
Taylor, quit yelling at women.
Gross.
You're a misogynist.
I can't believe Trump was a grabber by the pussy.
The workout by the man dressed in ice gear.
Nine bag, nine sandbag to shoulder, 200 pounds, three legless
rope climbs to a 15 foot rope, $2,000 to win. If you tie him at 42 seconds after those 12 reps,
he will walk about walk back out onto the dance floor and do 50 burpees over the bag for time.
And then you'll have to beat me. Yeah. Hey, do you know what ice stands for? What? I'm coming for USA. I don't get it. Oh, shit. All right, Cole, women are dumb.
All right.
There's a song.
I did not respect that.
Damn, no.
Have you ever heard that song?
Would they say that?
No.
Oh my God.
Did you hear that song, Big Dick Randy?
That's a great song.
Big Dick Randy.
Big Dick Randy. Big Dick Randy. That's a great song. Big Dick. Randy.
Everyone.
Very inspiring.
Song of our I see if white know
the F and the wire silent on. I
come in for us.
Be careful. Be careful. You're
out of here soon too. I get
Yeah, this isn't an ESL class.
Okay, young good. Sorry. I can't break it down or buddy uh that's a
shame I'm sorry to hear that that you're only two Hispanic members left that
sucks hey do you want to be the song oh yeah I was gonna play
Women are stupid and I don't respect them.
That's right.
I just have sex with them.
Show me your genitals, your genitals.
Show me your genitals.
Show me your genitals, your genitals.
What in the world?
I'm going to fucking.
We're going to play that. The Fantasy League? Is he the guy that's in that show?
What the fuck is it called? The League?
There's a Wilmore Adventist League.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're playing. I'm going to play that actually on Friday night lights during the open.
That's going to be our pump up song.
And that'll work. Your membership will stay strong.
There you go.
Wow, where did I pull that from? That's crazy.
Yeah, that's wild. the Okay, I'm gonna say a little song too. Here we go. On Halloween, there will be a n***a you gon' take his pain. He's big and black, he will take your candy. That n***a's name is Big Dick Randy.
Hey, Big Big Dick Randy, he take booty not just candy. He dress up like he a granny, then he be waiting for n****s to walk off alone.
He make sure they ain't near no home. He sneak up and he let out a moan.
He rip off your booty and then he is gone.
Big Dick Randy.
Oh dude, I'm about to rip off some booty.
Disney.
Every new Pixar moco.
I saw that.
Every song that band does is about butt fucking dudes.
Wow.
That's going to be on my Spotify raps for 2025.
Oh my goodness.
Big Dick Randy.
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$2,000, 12 reps.
Don't be a pussy. It's 42 seconds.
Hey, was that the world fitness project?
Big Dick will. Oh my God. No, it's actually big Dick.
Gillette's.
Do you think that there's people who want to enjoy this show, but just can't,
they're just like, God, I really want to enjoy this show but just can't they're just like god i really want to enjoy this show i just can't when i was on depot if nobody beats me then it rolls over to next week so it goes to
2500 next week nobody gets the money except for people who beat me in workouts and that's the
beauty of this show we don't take any money we don't make any money we just pay other people
and you know what next week's um workout is you might want to do it It's unloading a lawnmower from the back of a pickup truck and back into the pickup truck for time 50 50 reps
So he's
Did I go out what did you just say there we we don't what did you say about money?
We don't I can't remember what you said. We don't make money. We just pay other people as I said, yep
You have 500 in the house. I don't fucking make a whispering eye wink
on this show. What the fuck does that mean? A vagina is worth it. Or a project and reps
ahead don't make any money. They just pay other people. No reps ahead. That's everything
in the CrossFit space. If you guys haven't paid attention in seeing that yet. Yeah, wait, how the fuck does that make any sense?
This is, is this how Trish, do you really think a 60 year old woman talks like this?
Trish, you're just debasing yourself. The real Trish is gone. You're a fat fucking disgusting
dude somewhere jerking his dick meat on Omegle to kids. Get out of the comments here. Go back
to your day job, you Omegle moderator. You fucking weirdo.
Old people bashed Alabama Hicks bashed the blacks bashed the Mexicans bashed.
Everyone bashed.
I just hate Trish. Trish is a hundred percent a dude. Trish died.
Thank you. Keeping it real. Trish died. Trish is a dude. See ya.
You're not fooling anybody. Fake Trish.
Let's just start calling that loser fake Trish died. Trish is a dude. See ya. You're not fooling anybody. Fake Trish. Let's just start calling that loser. Fake Trish.
It's actually the real Trish. Hey, fake Trish. Trish.
I fucking picked up 17 pounds of dog shit this morning that I'd rather fucking touch more than you. I'd rather smell more than you.
I'd rather eat all the dog shit I picked up out of my yard than lay eyes on the
real human body behind your account.
And fake troll.
How many days of dog shit was that? 17 pounds.
I know.
It was probably a month. It was a month. It was the first time I got Lizzie to buy us
a pooper scooper and we did our first sweep of the yard. And we've been there a little
over a month. So probably a month.
Be honest. Be honest. Was there some of yours mixed in there?
Yeah, there was one human turn from when Lizzie and Bryson were using the bathroom. I couldn't hold it in
And that one wasn't solid either which is the mound it looked like the dirt pile this next to our concrete
Like frozen yogurt. Yeah, it's like fro.pher. Oh, no, wait. That's
last Friday. Oh, god. This is
making a lot more sense out of
your random. Do you like your
neighbor's text? I come in for
you. Uh, nine sandbag to
shoulder 200 pounds, three
legless rope climbs, $2,000.
It's 12 reps, 42 seconds. Time
to be. It's pretty easy. Uh, if
I, uh, if I contribute, uh, $500 can I pick the workout Taylor to shut the fuck up?
That's fifty thousand dollars. Hey Jason Jason did it hurt when you fell out of someone's butthole into a fucking toilet
You piece of shit look at Taylor seven would never talk like this to someone person
I call you a gay pup butt pirate every time I see you
like this to someone person. I call you a gay butt pirate every time I see you.
Dude, we know most of those athletes wouldn't even bust a grape in a fruit fight. Come on now.
Wow. Bust a grape in a fruit fight. I do think Jason could probably beat me up, but
that doesn't change the fact that he's a gay butt pirate. Okay.
Hey, Jason, you're probably right. I probably wouldn't talk to someone like that. Just like you were told by Matt O'Keefe and Matt Fraser not to come on my show for a year after I used to come on Regularly, so I guess we have that in common, right?
Roasted hey, this is actually good though. Listen look at him chirping a little bit in the comments. Who's typing for you?
I know you fucking type like this
It's time for you, bro. Oh
God, don't keep approve that comment. I don't know the fact that he's in here talking shit. It's pretty cool though
I'm like my neck is fucked. Yeah, who's running your account Jason? Oh
Lizzie, you're gonna have to put my shirt on for me later
Jason we want to give you the money buddy, and I wouldn't say that to you in person either two thousand bucks
Do this to give you the money buddy and I wouldn't say that to you in person either. 2000 bucks just do this. Who's a chicken dude? It's too loud. She's right. Listen to Lizzie.
Donate five dollars Daniel and we'll have Taylor talk dirty about the butthole for you.
What's that for you?
Pay for a cameo.
Taylor's on cameo. He didn't sell to on cameo for $15.
Holy shit. It'd be amazing.
Can you imagine the instructor is trying to like teach class and they're just chicken noises coming from the front?
Oh, my God.
chicken noises coming from the Stone Age
I'm gonna tell you guys the truth just so you know cuz I feel bad not being sincere
The truth is that we're paying Jason to be in the comments. Everyone should know Jason only does
It's Susie actually pays him $500 to comment today. Just and we told him Brayson wouldn't be here. We got him on retainer
Lizzie self someone please And we told him Bryson wouldn't be here. We got him on retainer.
Lizzy self. Someone please. Taylor will stop making chicken sounds. You only have three minutes left guys. 2000 bucks. You'll need 42 seconds.
Like you say three minutes left. Hey, I'm editing. Bill is up to bill would
whoop up. Oh, bill bill. He would beat him into into workout. No, Bill's just gonna ask his friends to message me to repeat the workout
again next week so we can try. Sorry, Bill, you're stupid and
retarded.
All right, $2,000 easy money.
Wait, who's Bryson?
Oh, my gosh.
That's not nice, Jason.
That's not nice Jason. Who's Bryson?
Who's Bryson?
Well done Jason.
Well done.
Well done.
He must be on a delay.
I think Jason's listening to the part earlier
that we were talking shit about him.
He hasn't figured out yet that when you click
live stream and you do your comments
you have to actually be nice.
You gotta be nice. Jason, Bryson's sensitive. live stream and you do your comments, you have to actually be.
Jason, I'm, uh, Bryson sensitive. Don't do stuff like that.
He might kill himself.
Like,
yeah.
Heidi tried to cancel her, her athletics.
If you DM the podcast or Susan, this sort of thing for you.
So many people that can win this.
So many people that can win this one. How can I sponsor?
KillTaylor was a question there about 15 comments on Herd Athletics.
Next week, I think we're going to do the workout.
I think we're going to do, I don't know, I don't know what the workout is going to be.
Maybe Thursday though.
Go ahead, will you pull that back up?
Herd Athletics, thank you.
We'll take any support we can get it's 500 in 500 out
The money compiles gets added every week that someone doesn't be Taylor
The goal is is we try it since he goes first to try to make it so no one can win
Especially that midget Colton Mertens and so you can just reach out to Matt Sousa find him on Instagram hit him up in his DMs
The seven podcast DMs are a complete shit show.
So that one is a little hard to get in there.
So, um, but we'd appreciate it.
It's a fun show and, um, we're, we're not below begging for money.
I actually just agree.
Oh, hardly with this comments as hopper down in Medeiros have the comb cumulative
personality of a brick.
Until Velner came on the show, it was quite unapprehensible.
I disagree.
I actually liked the podcast with Jason Dowell and Medeiros,
but I think they should put it on one fucking channel,
like make your own channel.
I think Sevan suggested that
because rotating channels retarded.
And also don't have Velner on again
because he's Canadian, he's stupid, and he's woke.
Just keep it fucking homegrown.
Keep it American. You should title it fucking the three Americans podcast
Make America great again make CrossFit great again
And if you're from Canada and your name is better than that would been sickest you or Kevin I'm bling
Eat a dick and and all of us all those guys have really developed personality
And all those guys have really developed personality. Hopper, Dallin, I agree.
That podcast is solid.
And Hopper is funny and lighthearted.
The one thing I will say, Jason, is get a different mic.
You don't need to be holding anything like that.
No, hold it, dude.
That's the mic situation needs a little improvement.
You need a boom arm, bro.
Yeah, you need a good name.
That would be a good name for the podcast too but pirates podcast
all right i think we're done are we not okay never mind but go ahead What are you gonna say? No, no, no. I don't want to bring it up. Don't want to bring it up. Oh, dude.
You do you do you do?
Too scared.
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Jason, what's the channel name? What's the channel name?
Justin Maderos.
Oh, it is.
I think so.
Oh, wow. Thanks, Jake. Thanks, Jake. Oh, damn. We They say it's on one channel. I think so. Oh wow. Thanks Jake. Thanks Jake.
Oh damn, look at that, tear drops.
One of your thighs is smaller than the other one I noticed.
What dude?
Fuck you Saban!
Your thighs is not smaller you piece of shit!
Oh gosh, what? I didn't do anything actually.
I just made a, I did a mime? I didn't do anything. Actually. I just made up a mime.
I've been practicing my mime.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, Lizzie self putting the slap.
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See you next week.
See you tomorrow morning, 7 a.m. What the fuck is that supposed to mean,
Standee? What? Bye bye.