The Sevan Podcast - KT Ep. 19 | WE’RE SO BACK

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

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The pack.fit. Is that the website or is that just like the way they say it? Cause either I'm not sure. The pack fit pack. I can't, I always, I always the packed out fit is actually the website domain. As soon as I see the website, I'm like, Oh, I'm like, Oh, I'm like sure. Pack fit. Pack. I can't, I always. The pack.fit is actually the website. Yeah, it opens the website. Their domain.

As soon as I see the word pack, I start thinking inappropriate things. The workout today for $500 if you can beat Taylor self. Fudge pack. Fudge packer. $500 the pack.fit will give you, will only, you'll only get, if you can do 21 15 9 9 15 21 calories matched with

Dumbbell benchpress so 21 calories on the rower 70 pound dumbbell benchpress 15 calories on the rower 70 pound You get it 20 on you're really good in that dude. Yeah, they're really good at that You get it. 21. You're really good at that dude. You're really good at that. So it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. It's 6 rounds. Never say it like that ever again. What, 6 rounds? You never mentioned 21, 15, 9 is 3 rounds.

In rounds. It's not the same thing. It's 3, it's 6 rounds. Okay. Taylor start working out so Sevan stops talking. All right. Bryson is not allowed on the camera unless we can get a written note from Jason Hopper. Caleb is allowed on the camera whenever he wants, but he's running the clock in the back. We have Tyler Watkins from the He-One app, bald guy in the bottom, the guy in the dark with the Kill Taylor shirt on, coffee pods and wads Pedro white and then Andrew Hiller

from Hiller fit Losing followers every day. I'm losing followers every day. I'm friends with Taylor Hiller me too Okay, Caleb you ready? All right ten seconds. I Saw your YouTube channels growing by hundreds every day you son of a bitch. Are you talking to Pedro? I see your YouTube channel is growing by tens every day Every week and he's off Caleb Beaver has started the clock Pardon me you think you'd be Taylor on this doing just push-ups. He said Taylor on this doing just push-ups. He said, uh,

Taylor said he's would take him 21 seconds. He's lying. He's a fucking liar. Oh, I gotta get the, um, I gotta get the phone. I gotta get the link. Uh, how do I do that? I it's been so long. We missed a week. I thought we'd never all done. Bell bench. He's going to get to the second set of nine and he's going to barely squeeze out the ninth. And then when he gets to the 15 he's gonna fall apart you think in a part of the blood so is he gonna go unbroken on the first set of dumbbell yeah um you know knowing Taylor's are are heavy he broke up the last bench press 45 seconds what an asshole is that fast no is that a boy is oh hold on let me check No tastes like a girl. Oh jeez

He broke him up. He broke him up. Why why why sure, you know, you know what? I hate about Taylor right now His haircut he shows He shows on his crossfitter. It's like the dumbest fucking standard that's ever been created in the CrossFit space is starting with the dumbbells at extension like this It started like you don't like starting down here. You should start that first rep on your chest like every normal person in the history of dumbbell bench. I agree. But Taylor gets so mad when I do that. Well, Taylor's retarded. Is that one of those little stupid things that he just like freaks out about yes But answer number seven thousand and three on the list Susan matt susan from cross the livermore shows up better late than never with the american flag in the background love to see you susan

Hi, i'm just supporting some affiliates a second ago.. I'm late. Hey, nobody gives a fuck about those guys Yeah, you're in the dark. Nobody cares Pedro. I can't even see your five lights on me This is an athlete show where affiliates do not matter Just like the PFA kill Taylor doesn't give a shit about the affiliates Are we calling that extension like Stalin called that a hang? What was that last night? Jesus if you get a bitch about the movement, we got to hold ourselves to that stand I like how he's turning the dumbbell head back towards him. So you don't have to go as far Is this his round of 15? Yes, sir

Hey, where's someone someone tell him to squeeze his pecs at the top so he can get a full pump Everybody what our thoughts were on the finishing time because Pedro thought it it was going to be done in three minutes, which makes him crazy. What an idiot. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Two links already two links. Hey Adam Blake's Lee your opinion is wrong Just good and everyone wrong. I'm also wrong by the way I'm it's you why oh you apostrophe or II by the way Adam Blake's Lee Let me read what he said that Hillers talking about. He said you're wrong. Hiller. That's how you do dumbbell benchpress 308 No, it's how Taylor does dumbbell bench press you idiot. Yeah Wow

Look, I'm just catching strays over here. Susie's never pressed the 70s in his life That's true or false he's pressed 20 or 70 year olds. I mean it's true, but He pressed many a grandma's in their 70s Had to take a hit for it. He pressed many a grandma's in their 70s Suzy you've never pressed the 70s bro. I pressed I pressed I pressed you know what I mean? I got 170 my car I can press that you press the little man in the canoe damn Hey, is this a John Young finally calls in? No, no. What is 70s or what?

30 kilos. Bryce and John has a three round limit to his workout. World four, yeah, I know. It's not rounds, Stefan. Ha ha ha. Sets, sets. Is it sets? Sets.

Well it should be good because it's just one round. It's the second round. 15, 21. Just one round. You are screwing up my time prediction, Taylor. I said 52 and you're also wrong. I said 620. You said 20? I'll go with 40. No, I said 40.

Oh sure, alright. Kimberly Glenn, who, forty. Oh sure. Alright. Kimberly Glenn who no wait no fake Sevan who is pressing the reset button on the rower that sweet piece of ass belongs to Bryson Del Monte. True. Yeah. What's more uncomfortable Sevan saying that or John Young making jokes every now and again that are just really abusive. I wasn't uncomfortable during. John Young making jokes every now and again that are just really abusive. I wasn't uncomfortable during that. John Young doesn't like looking at strong women, but he loves looking at Maris. So it's, so it's Mitchell Hooper. It's okay.

Oh boy. Oh boy. What? Where's he at? Mitchell Hooper on the rower. No Taylor, the guy watching. He's on the rower. I'll take you.

Mitchell Hooper's brush. There's a vertical race theory right now by 15. So many jokes are being stolen today. Yeah. I didn't really did that because no one responded to your one. Stop cheating, Taylor. Bryson doesn't get her out of the house. He's someone who doesn't look like a muppet. I't let her out of the house.

He's someone who doesn't look like a Muppet. It'll take her away from him. Oh, fuck off, because she's too busy dancing. Yeah. That's good. Sean Lenderman, I could beat Taylor and actually have good dumbbell reps. Those reps are great.

I don't know why she reset the row or she's done. Hey, this is the thing about the show. You don't have to talk shit in the comments. You can just go ahead and text and actually do it and you'd win $500 if you if it was true Best case is you do both. Yeah Taylor should have had that pound cake last night. Hey, he pounded something You just have to tilt the dumbbell down is that the deal? Yeah, that's what I'm saying Okay, so that's what you said on this shit ever 611. Holy So I was right. No, you're an idiot. I have taken notes

incorrectly then. He's a whole ass round left. This is the twenty-one now, isn't it? Uh Sean Lenderman, we all aren't rich podcasters. Yeah, but you can win $500 from the pack dot fit. I see what I did here and you know what? I'll throw in a free subscription to the pack fit. Good. what I did here. And you know what? I'll throw in a free subscription to the pack fit. Good. Damn. There you go. I haven't even asked. I'll throw in a 14 day free trial to Sentinel. I miss this show. I'll throw in 10% stake in the Heat 1 app. Wow. Wow. Yeah. And I'll throw in 10% stake in the Heat 1 app. Wow. Wow.

Fuck it. I'll give my 90. That'll cost you $100,000 when we give you that 10% ownership. Hell yeah, that's well worth it. But no one's beaten Taylor this week. Just a single crossbar can bench. 45 degree is best dumbbell position for chest engagement and not shoulders. Andrew? Yeah, I can agree with that one. Alright.

Yeah. It's remarkable how different Taylor looks on the roar to I look on the roar. Taylor made $5,000 this past weekend at the Northern California Classic up in Sacramento, put on by Claire Morrison and Ben Alderman. I'll be having them as guests on the show. Oh, Mike Halpin, Mike Halpin would be done by now. Wow. Yeah, definitely.

Wow. Definitely. Damn Taylor. I think it was cool that Taylor- I have the timeline of this workout. What's happening? In 25 minutes. Taylor just had a seizure. It was cool that Taylor I might have this workout on morning happening 25 minutes Taylor just right down It was cool that he won five grand, but it was even more cool that he snatched 305

Did you know you can say actually oh five you cannot move these dumbbells? What's the what's the football player in Miami who had the fucking? to a to a yeah is Taylor's having a to a Yeah Uh, to a to a yeah is taylor's having a two to a yeah Uh-oh, oh shit mason mitchell rest in peace pool boys celebrating right now. He sees oh my goodness They're idiots if they think they can beat him on this, um Someone more next to me someone just text me i'll give you one guess who it is and it says do you want me to fuck him up? I wouldn't talk like that Right now he's warming up. Hey, can we still do the word out if we have just 170?

Yes, you just because I press the 70 but I press it like this. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like to put I like to drink my coffee like this So I like to press my dumbbells like this 20 reps. That's what I do Who's your boy? Suza? This is albert albert. What's up, baby? If it wasn't for albert I wouldn't be able to do any of the shit I do with you guys Albert thank you for doing the heavy lifting So thanks for doing the heavy lifting. Hey, why do you take a couple of months off? 845, 843, 843.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, look at him short here. Look at Maris was in the comments. Right. Is he happy? Is he happy? Look at him. Of course, he's happy. Yeah. I think I'm happy.

Is there my favorite shots of these things? Is Taylor pacing before he does the workout and then Taylor walking away? I rate the FID aid. Leave a dollar in the drawer, please. He does that every time. Right to the fitted. He knows what time he complains about how many fit aids me and Taylor drink. What did he throw? Did he throw it? Did he throw something Bryson?

Uh no I don't think so. Did you throw something else? No he didn't throw. He threw a fit. He's not a thrower he's a kicker we know this. Catcher. He's a catcher yeah. Oh yeah he's the baby right. Oh and he's a catcher yeah oh yeah he's the baby right oh and he's a kicker nice Susa hate from to go but love to watch him leave all right Taylor self what do you think about your performance all right mr. self what do you think about your performance that was the best I could have done. Was the plan to split? Was it good to see your face by the way? It's been a minute. Uh, the plan was definitely to break early.

The plan was not to break that much on the 21, but I think I have really good muscular stamina pressing so I feel like if I blew up like that For sure Colton will your pecs are jacked right now. Yeah Injured your thumb doing that Pulling those off. No, I Where'd you get that there? Where's that from the head of the dumbbell? No, that's from Hot barbell That's where that's where he bite. No, she ejaculates in Lizzie. He bites his thumb. Holy shit Wow

That was enough. Oh I'm more of a toe curler. I don't really bite anything. Okay. You know what I mean? I'll show you. I'll show you. Oh, who's this? First victim. I typically give one of these. Oh, it's pull boy. Wait till you see the next guy. Rainbow flag. Oh, look at that. Wow.

That's cool. Is it cool that he went out of his way to buy that shirt? No, he didn't. He got it. I got this fucking sent to me as the bucket champion, bitch. Okay. Oh, wow. Hey, uh, pool boy, you better win this because the guy behind you has the head the size of

a fucking cinder block, dude. I'll be the judge of that. The guy's head is a fucking cinder block. Yeah, he's got a big head. He's a fudge bob after you, dude. Are you talking about the guy who just went in my video? No, there's a guy I can see who's waiting to do the workout next and he's definitely a freak of nature.

This guy was born under a bridge bench. Are you talking about his dick or his actual head? His head. Is that his dick's probably tunicann. Probably. No, I wouldn't even say a tunicann. I would say it's more like one of those short pencils that you find in the desk in elementary school.

Probably like that long. You know what I mean? Does a tunicann mean that he's just shut off the top? Those are my favorite. Hey, Oats. That guy doesn't even have ears. The guy behind you, Mike, he doesn't even have ears.

That's how big his head is. His head is just a block. When he smiles, you can't see his ears. Oh, oh. the guy behind you Mike you Yeah, he's my he's my overweight friend that I'm trying to get to lose weight. That's awesome Hey, Hillary, you would love him because he's on TRT right now. I can tell I Tell us his dick. Yeah Seamen tastes like it I'm gonna do you a quick favor Pack-fit I used to work for the owner. He used to own Two affiliates out here one of the right one in Santa Clara Todd wise and his wife Marissa. They're good people So I definitely go check go check their programming out

They sent a team they sent a team to the West Coast Classic this year and they sent a team to Granite games I want to say the year prior what are they made of fucking Masters athletes to the games this year? So check this out check Check this out boy boy boy boy. Shut up. What programming do you do? Sentinel bitch all day now. Listen, listen Pull boy not only did you promote not only this Taylor helped you hate you for promoting the pack fit our $500 sponsor today on kill Taylor, but on top of that if you beat him dude, he will really hate you It's a testament to sento, you know, hey, you know what else is gonna be even sweeter if I do beat him Well, yes have 70 pound dumbbells, so I'm using 75

You gotta wait till the end. But I'm not I'm not a fucking bitch, so I'm going to fuck. All right. Let's do this because we got so many links going out. I want to see the guy after you go. I'm so curious. You look like Hunter McIntyre over there. What? Before before I start, can I can I tell a joke that'll probably get me canceled on the spot, please? Oh, yes, please.

In celebration of September 11th, why did the office employees in the World Trade Center get mad? I don't know, Mark. Because they ordered, because for lunch they ordered pizza and ordered two pepperonis, but got two planes instead.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Whee! I don't get it. Oh my goodness. They only got regular cheese. They didn't get their pepperoni. All right.

That punch line isn't quite the same though. That guy's got pepperoni. His nipples, I bet they're like eight inch diameter. Full boy is up. Here we go. Kayla Beaver on the clock. Oh, wow. You know, you know, Pat Lange says it's terrible. Here we go. Kayla Beaver on the clock. Oh, wow. You know, you know, Pat Lane says it's terrible. Oh, sorry. You know,

don't bring him up. God, I don't have suck a fucking dick. And shit is what we need to catch up. I second that you can suck Exercising god damn it That bench is from Amazon that shit's gonna fall He's missing the seat attachment He just sits on a stick dildildo that attaches to a seat. Savage.

Ready to go! We're off! $500 from the PacFit Today Pool Boy from California with the rainbow coloring on the wall. What are you pulling? $1100? $1400? Cause he's an asshole. I thought you hated him.

No, I like that. No. Because he's an asshole. I thought you hated him. No, I do hate him. No, he's a fucking asshole. I thought Taylor had a big argument with him like live on a show. Taylor loves people he argues with. That's not true. I only like Pat Lang. She's the only one point I

like who I argue with. Say she you like Jeff Bianco. She no Jeff I hate. Pat Lang was the first one to see you into oblivion. To move to the DMs and call me names outside of the show see that's why pat's funny because they'll just DM you and be like You're a bitch

Yeah, it was very it holds a special place in my heart. He is on pace Uh, I think uh, he got off at 45. Yeah, he's not on He's making it up in the dumbbell bench press i've seen yeah, he'll make it open the heavier I get smashed. Oh For he's got are you doing this for quality? What's the why are you going so slow? Hey, this is pacing 75s can be done when when did he get off the bench? Taylor got off the bench at 125. Okay.

4, 3, 2, 1. That's zero. Cole Merton's in the chat. 14. You're watching the bucket hole champ right now. What's up buddy? Oh he's fucked. Great camera angle. Hey, great. Great.

Hey, this is why I see. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not why I like it. I love everybody who's got my dick in their mouth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no this like five page review, awesome review, but in there, it's like one downside is every time I post about Sentinel and Reddit, I get downvoted. Yeah. I liked how he said, listen, he basically said, listen, Taylor's a total dickhead.

And if he can't see past that, maybe don't do Sentinel. Hey Tyler, what time did he get off the rower? He got off the rower at 2.03. Adios. He's going to got off the road at 203. Adios. He's gonna pick up the speed as he goes. I mean, he is but it's still not going to be fast.

There he is a little a little areas. Thank you, Tom. Great guy. Hey, pass. Why do you cancel your Sentinel subscription and see if taters still likes you tomorrow? That's gonna be a no.

What happens with help? Immediately kick him off the program. How about the only person in the world who I wouldn't let do Sentinel? What time did he get off the bench here, Tyler? 2.37. Okay. Oh boy, it was fun. Next time you're on the show, it will be because you are doing a testament for the exercise.

Thank you! I'm busy. the River too much like a lot of post tissue to beat me. Sorry. It's still metabolic still metabolic It's two Marines in one man. What's your name, buddy? Max Max. All right, Max you ready? Yeah, I'm ready max. Are you five to three hundred and four pounds? No, no, okay How tall are your last dose of trend? I've got six foot. I got a wingspan of six seven. So I'm fun. Wow. Oh Shit Max. Do you have to? Do I have what what you have tits you have tits probably

All right, Matt, oh you're a fireman How do you work right now? You're awesome, dude. Anything guys that about you? Oh, yeah. Let's go, man. I hope you get a call there. Turn your phone sideways. I'm just gonna dip out. So don't worry. I know. I know. Oh, guys, guys. I know. Go ahead. Start. Hey, do you see anything? Can you turn your phone sideways, Max? Sideways. Max. I'll keep it this way.

Fuck it. Can you turn your phone sideways? Is that cool? Yeah. His bicep pain is sick. Hey. Did you do a drug test at the firehouse? Hell no.

Yeah. 3, 2, 1, and then go. You good? Yeah, we're good. Wow, do you see Hans? Do you see Hans in the comments? This is a hard. It doesn't look like that, Hans. I got a funny story to do you see Hans in the comment this is I got a funny story tell you about hunts text the fucking number dude so many that I have to take a break for a second because it's filling the studio too much give me one

second guys get out more links count us down there chief Chief you guys have matching tattoos in there or what. I can work this guy. Hard to see how he arches back. I got hard I got hard. And we're in beaver starts the clock. Good Hans Hans is this weekend at- NorCal we're like getting ready to start the first event and we're walking down to the beach to start the trail run and

he's like how do you feel about this workout I'm like I feel pretty good I was like you good runner he goes I ran track in high school and I just kind of pause I was like are you a good runner yeah that I then I proceeded to get straight ejaculate all over his face and that worked out what did you do in high school Taylor I put it in that smoked weed and are you good at that I'm 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, this is the strategy 16. If he gets close dude just call 911 in his local area. There's a bomb threat. One, two, three. Gee, wow.

He's in so far ahead. We have a medical emergency. Dude, the numbers on that truck right there in front of his team. Taylor got off the road. Nine, one, two, nine, one, one. Two, oh, three. Thank you, Tyler. Pedro, what happens if you call that number?

Nothing. I don't know. He has to before he digs. In California, when you call, nothing happens, too, dude don't know. He has to before he digs. In California when you call it nothing happens too dude, we know. That's true. Oh shit, it just redirects to my emergency number. It just redirects to 999. Oh get it? Oh yeah.

Hey they're gonna call you back. No it didn't actually die actually dial. It just changed. Oh, that's got to throw a two or three. Whoa, wow. Whoa, boy. He's already seven off the. He's got time to spare. Wow. It's not insane. People people who are I live are so fucking dumb

that they call the American Emergency Services enough for them to need to redirect the number to 999 instead of 911 10. Let's see what happens. I don't know. 13 9 9 now 15. Wow. Get that. Oh, what was the time on that?

What was the time? I don't know. You had the hip block. You 20. He's still ahead. What was my time? Rio eight is where you came off the row here. Oh my Nelly. Holy smokes. Oh he's kind of getting a little gas looking over the shoulder.

Ain't nothing to see here buddy. Check that monitor. The big man. Let's see. Damn. This is the best best place best scenery we've ever seen in KillTail. With the firecracking back. By far, yeah. He's still 20 seconds ahead. What's after 3.08? 3.34. 3.34.

Oh, the guy touched the handle. That nullifies the ball rush. Yeah. If we can still win, we just don't send him the prize money. Yeah, just say that to him at the end. If he waves, just be like, unfortunately, sorry. Billy just is asking for a text. He said as long as Colton doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Oh, well, that's sound. So anyway, quit walking there. Wow. Max has got time. We're never going to get to everyone today. They're doing his benching for the past three months. Hey, what do you think it is that there's more people? You think it's the time or you should work out.

Three thirty four times to do the work out. What a great time. Is he on the tailor? Get off at three. Yeah. Yeah, three thirty four. He got off the rower here at four oh four. Oh, OK. Oh, it. So he's about 10 seconds. 14 seconds ahead.

14 seconds ahead. And when did I get off the second set of nine? 434. Yeah, but he's already falling apart on the dumbbells. Like this round is gonna be a mug. When does he need to get off this? And for the record, that's 434. Because Taylor likes to bench like a dumb dumb.

Oh no. Oh Nelly, let's go, man. Count because Taylor likes to bench like a dumb dumb He John Young did who I like this is our tax dollars at work here six rounds We're still ahead them titties. They're working. Yeah. Shut down. Oh, he's not shuttling his life. The check. Shetland.

Jackie, Jackie Lee. Damn. So he's calling. Yeah, dude. nice. We're all in there, buddy. He's crawling. Yeah, dude. Maybe you should have done that side of 21 unbroken. Oh, man. You only had three more rounds. Jesus criminy.

Uh-oh. Someone hit him with some Narcan. This is the road in Narcan. Hit him with some Narcan. Wow. Okay, you're off pace, Max. Hahaha. Wow. OK, you. You got to go. OK, when did he get off the rower? 515. All right.

All right. The guy in Taylor's the bag of skittles. This guy. See you later, Easter Island. Bye bye. Thank you, Max. Easter Island. Oh my god.

Well, now we know. Who's this? We see dog here. Tensile. They got dog. the- well now we know. Who's this. We see dog here essential. Well it's holding their money this week the five hundred what's up dude. What's happening. You have a chance at this no old I

like this guy. I like it. Sky that's all this dirt super fit I don't think a lot of people have a chance but I think we're here to have a little bit of fun You ever been to the semifinals? No. All right, you're fucked. Oh, you're fucked. Look at Colton in the background kick him off Look Billy showing off his garage gym now. Yeah, this is a good garage, Jim. That is a good garage. Can we just get a tour instead and I'll send you the 500 bucks? It is a garage. Damn, he's got the roof painted black. What you do media in there, bro?

Hey, hurry up, guys. I've got a show at 315. You picked three. Wow. Who sets the rings? Hey, we're in charge here. Why do you want it? Drops by three to one. I didn't see it. What?

No, it's 15, 9, 15, 15, 15, 15, 18, 9. I just got a rationally mad. Oh, it goes back up. Okay. It's 21 billion 21 15 9 9 15. It's choose your own adventure so you can break it up anyway. He wants to write it down, dude. Wait, did you can break it up anyway. Six rounds. Write it down dude. Wait, did you just say it was six rounds?

Hey, we're changing the workout to box jump overs at 40 inches for cold guys. I'm pissed off that this guy needs to write this workout. I like you, Bill. I like your garage, but I don't like anything you've done so far. Bill, one of those reps counts. You have to extend your elbows, Bill. Hey, he's got two of everything. He's got two people.

I'm talking to Leahy. How do you see him? He's in the back. He has back end access. People that are off the fucking show. Yeah, we got Hans, Bill and Colton back there. Do we got the sled lineup? And we have someone called Taylor's daddy.

This is true. Yeah. Colton looks like a team Taylor. That's so true. Hey guys, I have 315 when you guys are done watching all these slap dicks lose. You guys can just head on over to the same channel and me and J.R. are going to be doing shut up and screw this same channel. Billy, you're going to not moving. You look strong. Yeah, we're ready. channel and me and Jr are gonna be doing shut up and screw the same channel.

Not moving. You look strong. Yeah, we're ready. Let's go ahead. Delete up. Big dump truck, big arms. off pace. After all this. Hillary, there are things that you get irrationally mad at. You're like, Hey, this looks like Max Razor's gym. Yeah, that, gym. Yeah. It is a nice ask hinder or Taylor that question.

Hiller. Oh, okay. I was like, geez, Taylor gets a rationally mad at everything. You're right. No, no, I, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's the, there's times where you're like, yeah, this is the test speaking.

Not me. He already failed. This is the test speaking. 21 calories on the row. We're pace in that row Taylor self got off at 125 oh He's a canine cop No, I want to love is he I mean Bill you better speed up this love said

This guy has invested a lot in his gym. Dude, it's like, no, it's good. It's not his gym. It's Matt Frazer's gym. Is that a, is that a flycatcher hanging from the roof? Yeah, it's like the garage is it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got a bow back there in the background. What are you talking about? You are way off pace by 58 seconds. But if you go broken, it's gonna be okay. I forgot how distinct Tyler's accent was after spending a week in Italy and then a week in California. Oh, wow. Those are zero. These are one. wrong. One. Extend your elbows.

Squeeze your tits together. You go to 11. What do you think if the sound is on on his laptop? Nice. Hey, Hey, puppies. Oh, no.

I just hear me on a truck. Billy pull for your life, buddy. Pull for your life. You're going to get kicked off. Pull for your life. Where is he in comparison? 203 is where he comes off the road.

Doing a different workout. Okay. That's this guy. No, this is for time. Jake Chapman. He does street parking. Hey, Billy, if you know, I'm pretty sure Billy. Sorry.

This guy was sentinel. Oh, yeah, Billy, you're doing great. Augustus. Maybe Jake meant he's a parking attendant. Okay, right. See you. Now, give him one more. Let's give him one more. Let's see if he makes it. It gets off to what end are we getting off the bench at 237. Let's let him get off the road to 30 before 237. Hey guys, did you know that sporty Beth has a run training program?

Yeah. I do. I was watching that. Let's go. Oh shit. It's a hot dog. You didn't count this. I just love the fact that Hilla called her his, his arch nemesis.

You have like a, an ultimate. You got to get off that by 308 Billy. You got to go seconds. Are most people's arch nemesis not like an equal match? Hey, Bill, he beats Colton and me, this might actually be, his parents won't have to pay him allowance this week. Oh shit.

All right, he's a fool. Bill, you can't come out behind Taylor. Thanks for trying, buddy. I've never seen somebody go wide on dumbbells, bitch. Here we go. Someone's granddad's doing it next. Scott Tetlow's dad. Holy shit. Sandbags, city bag.

Are you in witness protection? Show your face. Hide your face too. If I were you. Oh my God. That looks exactly like me. If I, if I gained a hundred pounds. Oh, my stomach. Hey Taylor, that's when you get off. That's when you stopped doing crossfit. What's up buddy? You ready? If I gained 100 pounds.

Hey Taylor, that's when you get off. That's when you stopped doing CrossFit. What's up buddy? You ready? This is Taylor. Hey, what's life like in the future, Taylor? It looks like he ate me, dude. Is that true? Maybe that's why you're mad.

He's happy. Oh, my belly's cramping. He's also been muted this whole time. I think he'd love it better. We love it when the guests are muted. We're ready when you are, dude. I realized the guest in the background could type to us in the private chat. Oh, they can?

Someone please take away that capability. Hey daddy, are you out on work release? Jeremy wants to know. All right. The head of the Taylor Slayer. Raise from the dead, Taylor's dad. Oh my God. My dad was way more athletic than this guy.

This dude's got some pipes. This dude's got some pipes, you're fucked. He's all chest, bro You're about to go down Taylor. This is gonna be crazy Shirt that says what they are on it. What does it say? I thought it's a fact Taylor's got one that just says gay. Here we go. We're ready when you are mr. Mr. Self senior self No, it says prey not gay. You gotta get her

One go you demand I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.

I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm exactly what you think it is. That's like a Kentucky euphemism for no idea. For like the hundred. It's the Bay Area equivalent of Hella. Hella. That's a nice name too. That is a nice name. Oh, he's Taylor. My name is Taylor. I've come back from the year 2028 to beat myself. The year 2028? Wow, Peter. Hey, man, I can see that cliff is quickly approaching you. You're gonna just tip over the edge. Four years ago?

This dude's got a blog just shitting all over CrossFit. It looks like Taylor. Taylor didn't have Down syndrome. Geez. Internet sucks in the future. Yeah. Carol H. 57. He's a little behind. Pace. Compassion is functioning.

One. Ed. Taylor doesn't even have Down syndrome. Wow. We can't even count his reps. We're just gonna take a word for it. Oh no. How does that even happen?

He's got a woman in there. That's when you can get a woman an iPhone. He's definitely got woman in there. That's when you get a woman in an iPhone. He's definitely got a woman there. Lizzie definitely left him. I think Colton's joking just a little bit. Lizzie in the future, turn this guy's phone sideways. Hey, Bryson, turn the camera back. Oh shit, he got booted.

Oh, he's gone? What happened to him? People just want to see him. I didn't boot him. I didn't You know if you want if you want to look like mark rip it. Oh do whatever that guy's doing Always got a do wow shit. He's got a do in a canoe in a girl, too Nice Fucking ghetto pig farmers I was about to take a fucking nap.

Oh man! Hey Lizzie, do you have any words for Colton? Say something mean. Something mean. I can't say anything mean to Colton. Say something mean. Tell him you're sorry about his leukemia diagnosis. Oh my god! Jesus!

Jesus, Peter. Holy smokes. Oh my god! Jesus! Damn! Jesus, Peter! Hey guys, I've got the- I actually know why Peter is such a dick. It's because he can't post anything like this in Ireland on Instagram. So when he comes on our show, he has to go hard. Because anything he posts in Ireland, he just gets locked up. Censored, he'd be in jail. Censored.

Pedro can't even say I'm not a tranny in Ireland. Hey, you know it's 90 pound dumbbells, right, Colton? Is your family watch this show? No. When did they start filming American History X2? If they started watching this show, I would no longer live in this country. Oh, there he is. I got a little flex on areas. It's like the opposite of what Tia does.

$25,000 richer than everyone else. Colton's the winner of the Northern California classic. Oh really? Colton made me a celebrity at my gym. Everybody's so stoked when he was here. Susan, listen, Colton's last two workouts he choked on might as well make it three in a row. We saw his roguelifier. My god. Oh, did you guys? Well, I didn't see any of that. Hey, what did you do? That's yeah, nevermind. I don't want to talk. Yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, let's

talk about it. I was gonna add to each set. Just like reset it to zero. Alley. What do you want to talk about? What happened to your road qualifier talks so gently to Ali doesn't he NorCal classic happened to his road qualifiers yeah but look at Tudor, Tudor crushed. Did Tudor make it? I think it's because Tudor didn't go hard on any of the NorCal workouts he just took a steady L all weekend he was able to stay recovered hey did Tudor make it? Oh so far He's in third or second third Wow, good job Pedro. We've brought you a long way How dare you change your accent

I am Simulating your chicks put weights under their feets when they can't reach the floor as they're benching It's also some dudes I put weights on my feet for squatting. Oh my god. I always weight with these shoes. Colton, don't go light because Will Lay, he's up next and he's gonna crush this. Mmm. Bill, you coming to crash again?

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oh CrossFit Games 2032 no no no 2025 remember hey Colton if you win this can I have $250? All right, are you ready Colton's ready see beavers ready in the back end I just want to go home I don't even like staying on the show and Colton calls in we know Yeah, I can't run on kill Taylor assholes I can't run like staying on the show and Colton calls in. We know. You're being a weenie. Yeah, I can't run on Kil Taylor, assholes. I can't run. Just bring it to a track. All right, we're ready with you, our goal is in his lap.

Let's get this dude up, let's go. Are you gonna give me a countdown or are you gonna go? Yeah. Okay, fucking yeah to what, Tyler? Three, two, one, go. Dirty, dirty, dirty calories, dirty bench press. You brought, you brought Kil Taylor to a pool. Why don't you just bring it to a track?

That's a good point. A pool? A pool. Alright, I fucking changed the way I said turds. Surely that's enough. 45 seconds is when Taylor's self got off the rower. I can only work on one word a week. the way I said thirds. Surely that's enough. 45 seconds is when Jailor's Health got off the rower. I can only work on one word a week.

He's got his Duolingo app up there. You know, when I type into that group, I have to change words like center and favorite. Damn right. Let's speak American around here. How about are you gonna feel it comes off first? 721. Wow. That's it. Wow. That's the prediction fuck you, dude Wow, wow, 45 seconds. Oh, so Colton's gonna do it all on the bench. He thinks he's on page I think so. He has to that's where he's gonna try 49 seconds. Oh, look at that. Just moves with confidence right there. Oh has Ali forgot? Oh, no. Oh, she's right there. There's Ali

Why did you sound so scared? I am scared. I love how he turns into a choo-choo train when he benches. The cold train. There's so much to tell me. This has to point the dumbbell down and touch his chest. He doesn't have to press it. No, he doesn't need to make it easier like Taylor does. 20. He has such a short range of motion to move I just lost that $250 and your left testicle hey guys just so you know I'm gonna blame this these these workouts on one person you guys ready? Yeah Jr wrote the vf. Jr wrote the vf drag rope and this one and what I was thinking two of the best workouts we've seen on here Another fucking mountain dew bottle in the background my uh, my test has just came back down after he shouted at me just now Yeah, 25 seconds crazy that he back down after he shouted at me just now. Yeah. 25 seconds.

Crazy that he drinks Mountain Dew. It makes me uncomfortable. It makes me remember like eighth grade and two minutes on pace. He's back tied with Taylor again. I know that every day. Three, four. You know, the hard part about this one for this workout for Colton is that he's got such a long range of motion to get to

fucking wingspan. 17 seconds up. Oh, 308 needs to come off on 308. Hey, Tyler, he has your buds in shut up redneck. I'm helping. He doesn't know. I know you just fucking asked what the guy was. No, I don't know. Bring up bring up Seymour 999. No, he doesn't have Dom there and three other athletes in his splits on a whiteboard.

He doesn't even think of it as a running clock in front of him. Nope. Next week. Oh, my goodness. So your time on that was 308. Damn. Is this 21 again? No, that was 9. 9 off base, Colton. You're gonna have to sprint here. You're gonna have to give it everything you got. No, dude. He hasaded shoes on he's cheating. Oh, 5% power into the stirrups. Hey, oh my goodness.

Losing the Colton does it take to get adjusted to that feeling? Um, I'm pretty well adjusted. I knew when he was gonna call and I was gonna lose and I just wanted to go home. He's happy to bank all the season. And he needed to bank all his season. And he needed to get off. Is he behind again? No, he's behind by like 30 seconds. I think he's ahead. Taylor got off.

Yeah, sorry. I got confused. J.R. Scudery hates Taylor, but now it's not a secret. Taylor got off that bitch in 434. Set 15. Or no, now he's on the set of 15. He's on the set of 15s right now. He just started it. Yeah. $500 worth of Mountain Dew.

This has been a great time. And it's actually $250 worth of Mountain Dew. Good luck to everyone else. You guys ever see Jeff's body with Megan Fox? Hey, hey, don't slack off Colton you little pussy I don't want anyone else beating you it makes me look bad We need to know Colton splits. Are you writing them down? Yeah, I'm not writing sit down. No Tyler. I got him Okay, thank you. Yeah one adult in the room He needs to get what I offered as a fucking thing, Pat. You fucking asshole. 515. These guys think they're hilarious. Pool Boy, wow, this is amazing to watch. I'm switching

to proven. Hey, what you don't know is Colton actually follows Sentinel and Ali pays for it. One. Wow. That's just proof that Pool Boy just finished the work. Wow, that's just proof that little boy just finished the work Hey nice 10 People don't breathe in they freaking 15 day Looking strong too. I think I take a break. He's not sure come back. Take a little swig of that mountain. Do oh, he's loosening up. Well, I see will loosen up a little bit.

So it's Hans. Don't loosen up too much. Like he got to keep those good and those good. Dan, those will more. Oh, we got a fleet. We got a fleet of athlete fleet. That means more than three. It is going to be, uh, Oh, holy shit. Oh, shoot.

Oh, holy shit. Oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Should I upgrade? Maybe I need to upgrade. Don't upgrade. Slow down, Colton. Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Colton, just slow down. If you're trying to get in the show, hold on a second. We've got too many people on. Hold on. Hey. Oh, my God. There's teams happening. Teams. Hold on. Hey,

Oh my God. Let's go. You have to don't show again button. All right. Don't show again. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. What time did Taylor get off there? Six 11. Oh, so they're closed. No, we're not close. He's a minute ahead. Oh, the Oh Hey Hans is out he's got a coach It's all range of motion. He cheated on the rower mass moves mass. Wow. Amazing. He crushed it. Wow. Shut up. Susa crushed it. Hey, what is your breath smell like? Crushed it.

Colton's wiener? Yeah. Colton's wiener. It smells like teeny weeny. Were you really about to take a nap? No. I mean fuck, between the pair were to get on, you let all these dorks and turds on. We had to make a show out of it before you took our lunch money again, dude.

Okay, Bill Leahy's up next. Do you think you can beat him? Sure good chance sure Oh Bill said no, no, you're already on the stream bill. You're here. Hey, hey Colton. Yeah, you did him all unbroken Did you know you were gonna do them all unbroken? Um, I mean that was a plan. I was gonna go until I failed How close were you there on that last set? I've probably done like 47 or eight more. Oh shut up. I should have done 60s and told him it was 70s

When are you launching a little training? Teeny weenie training system All right, dude, thank you In touch we got a bunch of heavy hitters. What was my time? system. Alright, dude. Thank You want me to? I don't know. Yeah, we are. Oh my gosh, come on, what was that? Oh my god.

You're a little longer than that. Dude. Oh my god. You have the confidence of an abused stepchild right now. Get in there. Hey, Hiller, is that 2025 talk right there? Come on, man. Sure, dude.

Y'all can see everything? Yeah, it is. Yeah. We can see your apparatus on your bad attitude. I can't see enough with those two inch shorts you got on. You have to reset your monitor. Does he even have a chance doing that? Yeah.

No, I don't have, nobody's here right now, so I gotta reset my monitor. I trust you. Have you not got like a maid or a butler or something that can do it? We'll take five seconds off your time. Louisiana man. Hiller said you don't even have any friends.

You just live alone and train. You saw the video with his friend who lives there? Hiller wait Andrew Andrew. I just did your Riddler workout how to go on broken. Yeah, that was good Wait, which one was riddling? I want to take the one where you take a knee and you go You did You give a blowjob already hitters Wait, I love this crazy shit Oh, you give a blowjob already tanner What's this guy doing? What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this crazy shit?

What the fuck is going on here? Who cares? It's awesome. This shows off the rails. Sir, you're in your living room. Sir. That Tuwa, that concussion fucked Tuwa up. Hey dude, the pandemic's over bro. It was just a lie. Go to the gym buddy. You can go outside. That concussion fucked 2 up. Hey dude, the pandemic's over bro.

It was just a lie. You can go outside. You can go outside. It was just a lie. That was pretty interesting. Alright Bill, we're ready when you are. That was the girl that catfished man-titeo. Tyler, will you tell us the Colton splits?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Mr. Lay, whenever you're ready, C Beaver's ready. you tell us the split Colton splits? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Mr. Lee, whenever you're ready. See beavers ready. Three, two, one.

Go. Go. Are you kidding me? Keep going. Keep going. Oh shit. All right. Nice.

He got a little. Listen to Hiller. Listen to Hiller. He three pulls in. Hiller's like, nice Bill. Great job. the Holy shit. When did he get off? When did he get off? 49. 49. 49. 49. I have a competition tomorrow. I play, he's not going that hard. You're competing again? Yeah. Where?

It's called Fit Fest. It's a team competition. Oh. You know the only reason that I know that you're doing that competition is because Brian Enneemy shared it on his YouTube. 44 seconds. That's the only way we know. Hey guys, you're on taste.

He was really well, guys. Three elbows. Five. They look exactly like your elbows. No, they don't. Shut up. He was really mad. Tanner.

Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. All right. That left elbow could be a little bit more locked out, Bill. Elbows. Yeah.

Good job, Bill. Good job, Bill. What? That's 22. He did an extra rep. He did an extra rep for that elbow. Go ahead. Yeah, get on the roller.

Get on the roller. Fuck these guys. When he get off the roller. Was that 118? Wow, he was 112. Colton was 112? No. Laney was 112. He's beating called right now. Hey guys, listen up

Stop calling Brian Brian enemy. I got an earful from yesterday about how butthurt he is about why do we care about your earful? Yeah, and he's moving so that's probably your last year full. Hey bring up the erotic Taylor So I had to sit in the parking lot for 30 minutes to hear about it. Oh You didn't have to leave whenever you didn't have to do whatever you want yeah that's not true i mean where's that gay shirt at he never complained for let brian enemy never complains for less than 45 minutes you got it oh brian in front of me there's a friend of me what was that 159 wow okay you're all basically he went from walking out benching did we get a car which one no these are good no I'm sure which one you ate a nurse's 221 if you try to cost me

a job Taylor I'll call you whatever the fuck I want Hey, would you guys all you four of you were talking at the same time? I can't fucking hear that. That's right. Welcome to our world Oh, yeah, sorry. Sorry How rude of us to talk over each other Taylor the only time you're not talking Dude, the only time you're not talking is when you're eating Or on Instagram you're eating. We're on Instagram. Hey, what's in the echo bike? Did he paint that

pink or is that an option? Versus two fifty-two. Who had two fifty-two? Colton. Damn. I will say Leahy's score first and then I will say Colton's. Okay, three, four, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Dude, Hiller's horny right now. He is.

Versus 303. Oh, and the shirt is off. The shirt is off. The shirt is off. Speed the fuck up. Wow. The crowd goes wild. The shirt is off.

Hey, who has a thicker accent, Taylor? Me or Caroline Stanley? Who? Stanley. Stanley. Caroline Stanley has the thickest accent Tyler talks so much more he's got that like quick mouth southern is that my name tower and I'm talking real quick lads a 335 versus 35 they are tied Wow listen don't make fun of Tennessee Taylor. It's fucking rude.

Yeah, it's rude. Okay. We need to push hard. You got to push hard, dude. They're still tied. Hey, Billy, you got a shot. 352. Good chances.

Anybody? Yeah, he doesn't have a shot. He's going to explode in the round of 21. Come on, lady. No, he'll take off. You'll have time on him. He doesn't have a shot. He's going to explode in the round of 21. Come on, lady. He'll take off. You'll have time on him. My nipples are right now. Colton stopping and shouting at the camera cost him $500.

Yes, that's true. Go lady. Remember for every poll that bill does, it's equal to one and a half Colton polls. Will they eat or only fan is watching you right now. Andrew Hiller. Your only fan. Will Leahy, the only fan.

Let's go, Bill. We should start a webpage for Bill called Only Fan, just singular. That is just your webcam on Hiller. 435, see there it is, 435 versus 441. And Leahy's winning? Yep. Wow. Nice. Wow. It's going to let you go.

My elbows never don't lock. Oh, 508 versus 508. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Bill, you better pull with all your life. If you want 500, break up this last set of loss. See, this is where Jessica, you're so, so wrong. I would much rather call it.

You're right. He's not lying. Try to read the comments before you answer them. Okay. Somebody Augustus link 2024 fittest tax auditor, not for the IRS. He works in a, you know, for private tax people. If that's a good thing, it's the eight, no reps each round, not the row, Peter. That's why he's on pace. I didn't say it was the row. He's got to do another round of nine actually at the end. It's like a. When did he get off. 611 Colton 611.

Holy shit. It's gonna be close. I don't work anything tax you did. No he's gone yeah. He's gonna implode it like. Let's go. Let's go Bill you gotta go. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I don't know anything. He's gonna. Let's go. Let's the... Nah, it's game over now. I don't know about that. You're gonna have to do 42 in this round to make up for all the no reps. 42!

9, 10... Oh yeah. I think you gotta get to 15. 21. Is he done? He won! He's got 11. Wait, he has probably 4 reps. 3, 2, 1... He won six thirty seven. He's got eleven. He loses. He had to

do fifteen on the last round. Yeah no twenty one oh he was at eleven is what he was saying. Oh, six, six, six, six more. Is it five? Five more. Oh, you have six more. Well, what, what time does he need? I don't trust Taylor.

Will they, you're a beast. What was, what was Taylor's time? Oh, your mom. 8 43. Oh, those look easier than Taylor's. Damn. How many actual reps is yet Colton? 734 But you didn't win any money so sorry that's the first time I've roasted surgery parents gotta pay your allowance this week No, I have not have you

Four years Would you need He's making What's going on right now? That was fun. Fact check. Stop Colton from coming every week or maybe put something in his short cut. That's Ali's problem. Ali has the same problem. We like to pay Colton. He only gets once a week though. All right, Mr. Leahy. Good seeing you, buddy.

You the man. You're worth that. What's going on? You're making his way down the list. I feel like Donald Trump and you sound like David Muir. What's going on right now? That was fun. Fact check.

You guys should have fact checked him in. Stop Colton from coming every week or maybe put something in his short cut. That's Ali's problem. That's Ali's problem. Ali has the same problem. We like to pay Colton. He only gets only a week though. All right, Mr. Lay he good seeing you buddy you demand what's that gay? That's Bill shirt. Hey, you got to teach this guy how to talk. Wow. He was

things that will piss off Taylor. You need to tell him how to deliver them to what's up? Yo, what's up dude? How are you okay? You need to tell them how to deliver them to What's up, dude, how are you Right. Hey looks Alright, he does he looks like Where's your stuff oh there what is happening can I meet you yeah, yeah, we go Oh cross-over take I pretty sure that's a team to the games. I think it's in Texas. They're not affiliated. Nice. Oh, yeah, we got we got Grasio.

Graciano Rubio in the. Oh, wow. Wow. We got Alex Gazan sitting back there. Holy shit. How long is the show going for? It's at the show is done. The show. All these. All these dudes look like different retarded versions. How long is the show going for? It's at the show is done. All these dudes look like different retarded versions.

Can I just say that guy was not prepared for that. No, he wasn't. Why is he wearing a chest strap? The Gazan thing is fake news. I don't know. Kenneth, I don't know. Yeah, Gazan's there. You ready? Okay, you got 10 seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're ready.

Go ahead. You guys don't want to miss the next two contestants, Grasstiano Rubio and Miss Alex Gazan. Dude, kill Taylor. What the hell is Grasstiano going to do? Kill Taylor is only an hour long show. I have to push. I have to push that up in scrimmels.

Three, two, one. He's setting his own clock. Fuck me. Okay. Wow. Here we go. I have to push Three he's setting his own clock. Okay Mute him rowing hard. We did mute him. What happened? Keep seven on on the main screen and we didn't even get his phone turned sideways Fuck hey people are starting to figure it out. You got a row hard on that first one the side ways. That's like that. Hey, people are starting to figure it out. You gotta roll

hard on that first one. You gotta roll really hard. It took it took that long to figure out I need a drink. Turns out you gotta go hard on these. Yeah. Alright, what do we got? What is he out here? What's happening? Oh, we're still

gonna have seconds is what lay he was at. For how long? Oh, wow. He's got your shit up blades. He's got been blades on that rower. He rode really well because he works with Henshaw. You can tell by the chest strap. He's gonna be he's gonna be tracking Hey, Travis, instead of making the gay shirt, we're just gonna put a chest strap on. Oh, my God.

Just make a shirt put a chest strap on We should make a shirt we should on the back and on the back just say Henshaw's guarded He's eight seconds ahead Wow, okay, here we go seconds ahead of Colton. Weren't you trying to rebrand gay, Sevan? Rebranded? Yeah, rebranded. You're trying to rebrand gay. As a positive word. We're trying to have a positive word.

This Mexican girl wants to get drunk with you. I want to drink with Sevan. Good. Bring that same outfit. Yeah, that same outfit. Uh-oh, he's off course. He's off course. He's off course. Quick get a paddleboard to him.

He's not a garbage. Oh, shit. Holy 151 versus 159 for Colton. Okay. So you're doing it, dude. You're doing it. His. versus 159 for Colton. Ooh. Go, Casey. You're doing it, dude. You're doing it. His arms are so red. He's making it great again.

Wow. He looks like he's all. When he benches, he looks like a 55 to 59 athlete. But when he rows, he looks like he's an individual at the games. It's crazy. That's a great observation. How slow he's going.

Yeah, totally. That's the worst he's ever made. 218. It's all don't want to screw that up. The case you've ever made. It's all fun and games to get a peck tear. We will allow you don't talk like that. Susa, you can use a pound dumbbell and a 60 pound dumbbell. I forgot to tell you that it just has to equal 140 pounds. You can use a one 10 and a 30, whatever you want. Oh yeah. What happened to this? Do we lose the exercise? Or are they gone? Oh no, we have them. the juiced up oh and five and maybe five to ten feet taller yeah whatever he's the

CJ from Invictus is shorter than Colton he is tiny and he's a pole smoker I do not like CJ yeah so yeah no I wouldn't say it yeah no it's only lame if you if it's only if you smoke pull if you're not gay Then it's fine Take over these nuts. Oh no shit Matute Ian right now is saltier than ever. I don't know what's going on. What's that? So fucking salty right now Yeah, you got the same That's the meat and fruit flavor. Hey,

take it like this. Not exactly straight legal. Yeah. Where's that little dish I was keeping my semen in? Shut up and scribble still. Oh, no, he's going to go to 20 or the the the the the the

the the the the the If Coles Ager and Scott Panchik had a baby. What's the time for six? Anywhere we have a time or just can't hiller Taylor's time was 434. Colton's time was 352. Oh, OK. Off this rower. No getting off the rower.

Colton was 441. Yeah. If you'd like the show to be at this time every week, why don't you say so in the comments now? Pedro Pedro Pedro. Oh, my God. That's what they do in Europe, buddy. We don't you say so in the comments now? Oh Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro Oh my god That's what they do in Europe buddy We don't do that here

Masputhian So wait Maspugian Is this guy also ahead of me? I'm gonna jump off a bridge Yeah, he is 5'15 is what you had I don't know what the fuck you were thinking, Taylor.

I wasn't thinking at all. I told J.R. to write the workout for me. So I'm 100% blaming it all on him. That's any catch. That makes sense. Is it not your fault for delegating? Colton got off in five. Oh, a hundred percent. I'm going to tell you again.

Oh, and here we go. Oh, Taylor got off it. Let's go. Is this the setting? See you later., Katie. Is this the setting 15s? See you later, juice head. Is this 15s? Summer pullers, summer pushers. Is he on the juice, Hillary?

Yeah. So I'm 15. Oh, oh, oh, oh! Wow. I didn't know about that one. Oh, hell yeah. Dang. Golly.

He looks like Stone Colds. Sit up that chest strap. Let's get some blood flow going. I bet he squats a fucking house. Dude, he. He looks like that chest strap. It's a blood squats a fucking house like Stone Cold Steve Austin. This guy could freaking definitely take two cans of beer to the butt. I bet he could like probably buy it while back Casey Strong. Thank you for playing. the stuff. Rubio's out and we'll more at well more at well more at where's well more in Hawaii without us because I'm what am I doing?

I'll give you your microphone grassy Alex you're up next. Hi, we lost grassy on oh you know he's there but he's just he's taking a knee. We lost Graciano. No, he's there, but he's just he's taking a knee. He's taking a minute. He's doing the nine minute. He's protesting glass.

He's got a. Oh, no, no, no. Your video is good. Why is my video? Yeah, yeah. I was there when she said, honey, she was talking to me. Yeah, yeah, clearly. OK, back. OK, we'll be right back, Alex. OK. Hey, hey. Graciano. Here we go. All right. Okay, we'll be right back Alex, okay

Here we go, all right this shows getting out of control Yeah, we probably should be adding the people in the back like 10 minutes to get prepared with their fucking cameras Kayla's got his hand up. Are you okay Caleb? Okay Okay, I'm ready Okay. Graciano, let's go. Yeah. Do you have a question? Hey, look. Jesus. They got internet and Los Banos. Okay, I'm ready. All right. Oh, thank God.

Let's go. Los Banos? Hey, this is Taylor if he was Italian. Honestly, probably. Way smarter, way smarter and snatches 350. This show's just 50 shades of Taylor. See, Bieber on the clock. 50 shades of Taylor. 10 seconds. on the clock. 50 shades of Taylor.

10 seconds. Is that a Roy G. Biv chart? I'm really confused on what that actually is. Hey, so is he gonna collapse? I think those are heart rate zones. Those are dosages of different drugs. No, those are like the different levels of gain of a process.

Gain? Hey, check this out. Don Fall is in the comments and he says strap it on Alex and make Taylor gape again and And that's straight from the CrossFit CEO and that that's actually might be violating the HR code. So Friend Annette done that's the person that Don said that we actually understand Rossiano may actually Yeah, wow, wow, look at his legs, dude now what? John said that we actually understand. Graciano may actually be off course. He keeps going like this. Wow, look at his legs, dude.

Now what? I could put a saddle on him and just ride him across the country. He just looks like a domesticated animal, dude. Look at him. He looks like a domesticated beast. He looks like something you would just raise in a pen. When I close my eyes I see you and Graciano naked and fucking just so you know

Every time I blink that's what I see Yeah, you should get that checked out You know across are giving free therapy sessions Just to the media team Oh yeah, I'm starting up. Just to the media team. You turn up and they're like, see how I have to deal with this. His back is leaving the bench.

Every time I close my eyes, I picture Taylor and Graciano. Yeah, that's not what this session is about, sir. 119, 118 was Colton. He's one second behind Colton. He's rolling forward in Colton. Hey, you notice how his elbow joint is the size of the head of one of those dumbbells He's five seconds Taylor Taylor his upper arm is the size of my fucking head Or at least a lame boy Rossi on our review from California last straight man in our community. He smells like pastrami and rubber

Got out to rad for sending me some shoes. I told my there we go. The chain today in the **** chat. Uh yeah. Graciano does look like an adaptive athlete. That's true. He does. He has some of the qualities. I see it.

He's reversing that all the adaptive athletes want to look like Graciano. Okay. 208 versus 159 I'm just embarrassing that all the adaptive athletes want to look like. Okay. uh versus 159 for Colton. Let's go. You got to pump it. Pump it. It's crazy. I bet cross. I'm going to overhand throw a 45 pound weight further than Pedro could throw a softball.

Possible. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's rolling. They don't have softballs in this. 233, 221. My balls are really soft. We should be done by then. He's got to get off this at 252. Taylor was at 308 off the row. I kind of want to leave Graciano long enough the Yeah, the retard comment of the year hillertell suit is there to send me a link or text the number

Link on my private phone There's no way his muscles don't occlude. Why is everyone so fucking retarded text the number right there? You sent hiller into a fit of roid rage by the way there was was one of the Yeah, I got pissed. Oh my god. I'm really warm. This is this is only the gay people show. If you're not gay, don't call it. It didn't work for you. When

did I learn? He's you you were right there. You're right there, buddy. I tell you what. Hey, what's that chart in the middle with like the Eagles the colored Eagles? Oh, it's like a It's a ranking system that they can't like Why are we black and opposite ends? Arts because

Imagine is there a brown belt? Yeah Brown belt But the black arrow and the white arrow meet in the middle, there's a race war. I did kung fu for like three years and then my sister signed up and immediately was like a higher belt than me after I had to do it for three years and I quit. Damn. Yeah, how wacky is that? It's the same as the drugs, Tanner.

You're a quitter. It is the DEI hiring chart. It is Jim by color. It's kung fu. That's good. Where's the green one? Hey, we're done at 3.30. I can't push is Jim by color. It's kung fu. Where's the green one? Hey, we're done at 330. I can't push. I can't Irish we don't need you for this job when you hold your breath. Yeah

All right, you demand thank you grassy on oh the- the- the- the- the- the the- the- the- the- the- the the- the- the- the- the- the Where are you? Oh. Where am I? I'm in Kauai. I'm in Kauai. Hey, what's the scale for Masters and what's the scale for 75-pound dumbbells? Oh, stop. For you or for everybody else? We have one of the best who've ever done it, one of the oldest who've ever done it. Alex, you do know that you have to be Colton to win the money. I know.

You gotta scale it out. No, come on. Should we? The steam outweighs, that's enough. Let's go. He's also doing it at 70. So I spent more. I've spent more time today with Will Morad than I have with my wife.

That happened today. That's crazy. Will more gives great interviews. Great guy. If you would like to watch the full interview, go over to coffee pods and wads after this show. No after shut

up and scribble and check it out. Will is very well spoken. He hates the PFA. He's a dear friend. Hey, maybe we should beats me with immense calories. I'm not gonna feel good. Oh, they're both doing it

together. That's good. Oh, oh, oh, wow. Wow. We scale our calories guys I'm being serious. I haven't mocked once before how do you want to you want to give her one off each? I don't know. No, give her three more. Give her three more bedchakes each direct by paint bears. How many Alex how many calories do you think it should be for you? I'll just do the 21.

Add a girl. Yeah. Don't feel bad about yourselves. Oh, here we go. Get it girl. Here we go. She's not kidding.

She's not kidding. I'm going to send one of my judges over there to turn off her monitor. She's not kidding. She's about to whoop that ass. Wow. Who's talking? Yeah. Who's, show yourself.

Are you lesbian? Hey. There a question. Great question. She's professional. She's a professional interviewer. Okay. Give us the countdown. She's ready. Three, two. question. Great question. Okay, give us the countdown. She's ready.

Three, two, one, go. She sounds like the girl from dodgeball that's on beaver trunk. Look how close will has his bench to his rower. He's serious. Yeah. And he's got a shirt down on it. Forward half.

What is she touching? Something. Something. Something that makes her straight. Look at this guy. Send Link, bigbacca99. Send Link. Hey, I don't know... You guys, this is the last one. This is the last one. We're running late.

I have about an hour. I appreciate everyone sending a link, guys. At this point, you have to want to beat fucking Colton Mertens all right no change. Oh that one Colton Merton Or yeah, yeah kill tailor. Why are you saying Merton's every time? Hillary and I are and Miller and I are gonna be in a rap band together so when he says stuff I like to do the high five like cold man Merton's Colton Merton's and Will surprises Will's arms are so short. Hey, you guys want to know something? If you put him in those.

Oh, breaky break. Oh, will he break in there? Will's six seconds ahead. Wow. 75 pounds. Wow, wow, wow. Is he doing 75 pounds? Yes, he is.

Will did 75. Colton came off this in 159. Off the row. Yeah, dude. What if, what if we'll beat Colton with 75? That'd be insane. I'm not, I wouldn't be surprised. He's hella strong. So this is going to be four people will have killed the same person at the end.

Yeah. We're going to go thank JR for that. Peter, is there a bridge near your house? For when you're you visit you want to jump off? Is it no for you? Throw you off. Are they doing the ultimate

Hawaiian? We left our country and put bridges everywhere else. What time did you get off? This 201. Well, you got to go fast, dude, if you want to beat them. A

couple seconds behind. You're made one Alex like from the bottom up angle Taylor be screaming about the no reps. Let's go Alex We should have given her a scale. What are they doing in kawaii? What are they doing there? They're doing Hawaiian trail run thing, you know the that thing's still around Yeah, will is now five seconds behind Colt all the money all the money for that should go to whatever that fire that happened. In Maui, the whole different island. But it's the same, but it's the same laser fire. The exact same state.

Will's also there because he works for a nonprofit that builds gyms. Fuck, I can't remember the name of it. Colton came off the road in two fifty two. Just then they should come. You remember? Get fit. No, I can't remember. Colton was six forty eight, right? Yeah. Yeah.

You lander institution for kids who can't read good. Let's go. Well, there's a line. Is that even a bopper? Is that hebers? I think that's Stewart. Stooges do do do that. Keeper is a is Stu high act and all the time now that you've met him in real life Yes. Yes. Oh my god Yep, he's that awesome to it also better than you'd ever imagine. It's awesome

Wow, well more add on pace He is on face. I Think he's around behind already. No Colton came off of the row here at 335 Derek Zoolander Foundation, did you guys see this? You got to speed up will what is that? Good good life is the name of the nonprofit. Hold on leave that there leave that there. I absolutely cannot read that Make Taylor great again. Oh, that's nice.

Wow. Holy. Gabe. Three. So Will is falling off. Is he? Is he behind me? Uh, no.

Shut up. He just fell behind. He will be beating you. You came off this at 434. Okay. So maybe. He's struggling a little bit. Struggle, struggle harder.

Struggle. Oh man. Is that all of them? No boy. Or 20. Nice. Is Alex cheering for Will while she's going? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my gosh. Nice work, Will. Is this like necrophilia, what's happening there?

What, no. It's ma'am. It's ma'am. Alex, why do those look so heavy? I thought you were good at that, G. Woo, let's go Alex. She's using the 70s. Oh true, Will.

12 came off this row in 441. Taylor came off this row in 515. When did Bill come off? Uh 435. That's right. The pack fit sponsoring the $500 going to Cold Merchants today. The pack got fit for all your training needs. I still can't believe he's doing this at heavier dumbbells. Why not? Dude, shut up. So did pool boy. What are you doing? Yeah, and pool boy is still fucking doing it. He's gonna beat your time Hey guys, I'm gonna do my best Peter impersonation. Oh I'm gonna do my best Taylor impersonation. Oops. I lost $500 again

Hey guess what Peter I didn't lose any money. I actually let's go. Well, what's going on? Next week, the tax is going to try to sponsor and Taylor's gonna lose $500. Again. In that case, I will. Say we're doing 100 muscle for time every week. Yeah, that's good. Often 611. If I ever sponsor the show, it'll be muscle We're doing a hundred muscle for time every week. Yeah. Taylor came off in six 11. If I ever sponsor the show, it'll be muscle ups.

That's for sure. Damn. It'll probably be like a legless rope climb combo. Pick whatever you want to do the same thing every week. This was what this kind of was. Oh, wow. Well, is this his last round? Will just keep his hand has now caught back up.

She has. Yeah. What round are they on? Is this 15? No, this is the last round, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Six 22. Oh, 11 seconds behind. Where was I at this point? Oh, that was the 15. That was the 15. Wow. Is man really on the 21s? Let's go. No, she's on the 15 that was the 15. Wow. Good man really on 21. Let's

go. 15. She's 21. Oh, she is okay. Come on. Don't take that was crazy. Seema did a video. Taylor came off this. I've known this but biblio 711 means Bible. Yeah, I know. the here. Masters champion. He did the what was the workout you did great is about 30 muscles for time in 740. John says Taylor's about to bring back the sandbag tosses and he's correct. Alex Gazan took I don't know what place she took this year at the games but the year before when it mattered she did great. I like how you. Go well well you can still meet me the

slowest time of the day. Eight forty three is when Taylor. Old. You got one thing right those are seventy five. One. I want to calm down. Alex has to do 21. Yup. John got 819 on this one. John did not get 819! Okay?

Let's go Alex! You can still beat Taylor! Dig a six foot hole for yourself and jump in face first you freaking idiot. Are you talking about Bill Morad? No, I'm talking about John Young. Okay Alex, the time to beat for Alex is 845 43. Three. He is crushing it. Come on, now. Let's go. You guys can

still get it. No, not the money. But pride. john young, you nor you or will lay he did a single correct rep. That's how I know. Just yeah, it's not even games 2025. I'm sorry. It's games. Now he's time. What about Colton?

Let's go Come on. Oh no, she crossed the time. Damn. And actually did come out very conservative and remained conservative. I think she sped up as she went along. Colton, did you see any of his bench, John? Thank you, Colton. No, he was too busy doing the workout himself and beating you, Taylor. John didn't do any reps either, I can guarantee you that.

Shut the hell up, Hiller. I'm gonna get mad. I'm gonna get boy-made. I thought I was gonna get you. I'm gonna get ready. Again. I appreciate the camera work in this one we've had more. Wow wow. Yeah all right well we got to shut up and scribble shut up and scribble. Yeah. Yeah. Alex your chest all blown up.

Yes. Can we see your triceps? Either do I you don't. Damn guys way to go. Hey Alex Alex will you stand up and put your arms out like this like what? Like a bird yeah like a bird let me see like an iron cross thing damn Let me see wills let me see what will you know? Old man in the world

Good I want to see these guys' face. Will, you look incredible, dude. Holy shit. Hey, is that Taylor? I can't see you on this side. What's up, dude? Don't worry about that guy. All right, you guys tell Jake Gazan to stay off them titties. They're gonna be sore.

Oh my God. All right, love you guys. I promise. Oh my gosh. What a great episode of Kill Taylor. Terrible episode. Taylor's people are running the clock. Terrible episode. Greatest episode I've ever seen yet. Oh my gosh what a great episode of kill Taylor terrible Terrible episode wait is that horrible episode? Tonight Colton Merton one of the $500 from the pack fit. Thank you the pack fit for the sponsor

Will sponsored a ARP and Viagra now you should anything for the cash Ola You now blue cheese Cachola. It's blue cheese now. Blue cheese. Blue cheese. Not Viagra. Guys, the video contest has been a huge success. If for some reason you haven't heard from Suzy, you better start bugging him because

the door is going to close any second now. There's a good chance we will do a CrossFit Games. I'm still going in the workout. Oh boy. There's a good chance we will have a CrossFit Games update show tonight. And that's it. Love you guys. Pedro, thanks for hanging in there late. Taylor, Tyler, Hiller, Caleb, CrossFit Games Update Show tonight. And that's it. Love you guys. Pedro, thanks for hanging in there late.

Taylor, Tyler, Hiller, Caleb, CrossFit Livermore. Hey, you all. Well, bye.