The Sevan Podcast - Lance "Fearless" Gibson Jr - Joining the UFC

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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Sean, I've been on your radar for a while now. See what my dad did 25 years ago at USC 24, March March 10th year 2000. Lance Gibson senior in 337th of the third round. I was born 10 minutes from this arena and I was raised on the mats in Seattle Washington. This city knows my name. Fearless, fearless, fearless, fearless Lance Gibson Jr. I fought for the Pacific Northwest my entire career. Fight after fight I've shown. I'm fearless.

I'm ferocious. I'm unstoppable. But most importantly, I'm one of a kind. I've dreamt my entire life of being able to fight in the UFC octagon. What better time than now? a better time than now. Lance, what's up, dude? Oh, nothing much. How are you doing? God, I love it.

I love the dream. Oh, yeah, it's it's coming. Hey, I appreciate you coming on with two strangers. Oh, yeah, no worries. Someone's like, what do you do for a living? I meet strangers at seven in the morning. What do you do? Yeah, yeah. Lance is here over here.

I'm Sevon, good to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Nice to meet you too. Every once in a while I'll have UFC fighters on. I'm a huge UFC fan. We've been fortunate to have a ton of people from Alex Kacaris, who's been around the UFC forever, to one of your colleagues, Dalton Rasta. We've had Volk on, just the whole crew.

We had Armin Sarukin on. Although the other day, it's funny, I ran into him in LA. I walked by and I'm like, Armin, what's up? And he looked at me and he's like, I'm like, you were on my podcast. He's like, that was a morning. He was not happy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's start hot right there. Let's start hot right there. You, I don't know what weight class you are because after all the research I've done, anyone who does research on you might say you're 155, but there's obviously hints that you are now, uh, going to be a welterweight. But before I go there, do you have any thoughts on why he pulled out? Have you been following the drama around that Dana says he's not going gonna get another title shot. They said his back was hurt. I saw him Sunday morning walking along the strip

here at Newport Beach. He looks huge. I almost didn't recognize him. He is like massive. Yeah, he's a big dude. Did he not make weight? I mean, he looked like he looked like 190 pound guy when I saw him. Yeah, yeah. I mean I think every fighter, every person's got their inklings but like I know, I know what it feels like having a pretty bad back injury so I mean it sucks and I've also been there where in the middle of my weight cut my back just starts killing me. And it's almost like you can barely walk or run. Uh, but I don't know. I don't know if I can speak on it. It's in my opinion, if it were me fighting, I, especially for my chance at a world title, I, I couldn't step out.

I'd have to freaking fight. So obviously I would have to make weight to do that. And that would have to be championship weight. And if it's a risk of making missing championship weight, you don't even get it. Like you don't get the opportunity to win the title. So I don't know. You know, like, I don't know.

I don't know what the scenario is. I've seen him outside camp. He's pretty huge. Like he's he's a solid dude. So and he's in he's in good shape It's just I think maybe his weight was a little off. I don't know When you say championship weight, what does that mean? Do they not give a pound leeway for championship fights? No No, you have to be 155. Yeah. Yeah, so if he made if he Missed it by a pound or even announced Islam would be fighting for the title

but he would not and he would give up 20% of his purse, so it's a It's kind of a it's a shitty scenario, but you got to do what you got to do. It's your job, you know, so David weed when you're cutting weight just picking your nose can fuck your back up. It's really like So but Dana was acting weird Yeah, I don't know if you saw in the press conference afterwards They said hey, are you gonna give him another shot and he goes no We're going back to the drawing board with them. Meaning it seems like he's going to have to fight.

He's not going to, he's going to make him, you know, fight another fight before he gets another shot at the belt. Yeah. And that's, that's kind of tough. The guy, I mean, realistically the guy has earned his way there, but I think for the principle of, of like making it all the way to the day before, I think that's where it's like Dana kind of, he doesn't really play when it comes to that, you know, it's like, I think if it was even

like a five day heads up, I don't know, a back injury, you'll know that you cannot do it, do it if you can't do it, you know. Right. If you're waking up in the morning, you're crawling and peeing in the bathtub because you can't stand you're fucked thank you exactly exactly i mean i've been there not from fighting but yeah i wish it was from fighting i wish i could well i've done it from from weight training just like deadlifting and then uh not being like just like deadlifting and then not being like neurologically all the way there probably from like not over training but like did high intensity uh wrestling everything and then did just one extra rep that i probably shouldn't that i wasn't set for mentally and uh and then back stone for like a couple months.

Yeah, which is crazy because you need that back in order to put food on your table and chase your game. Precisely. Exactly. Exactly. Hey Lance, there's these things that there's this thing that I don't think a lot of people know and I know it intimately because I'm a world-class pussy, but I think there's these things that men have to be able to do in order to blossom into a man. And one of them is like maybe like have kids and have that relationship. Another one is to, you know, get some wisdom in life, you know, like some godly wisdom. Like one day you realize, you know, like I really need to love all of mankind you know, there's like these higher levels of

but on the on the on another one is just to be able to fight and I think that like one of the ultimate truths in life and I think there's only two kinds of people people who realize this in liars that if you don't ever get if you don't ever get To feel what it's like to fight, you missed a corner of expressing your manhood. Like if you don't, if you're not able to like full throttle, a hundred percent stand toe to toe with another man and defend yourself or, or, or be on the offensive. You ever, you ever think about that? Do you, do you have thoughts on that or is it since it's been something you've been

doing since you've been two years old and been around since the day you came out of your mom's womb, do you have any thoughts on that? Because you're surrounded with 90, I think 99% of the population doesn't realize that and they're in denial. Like I think everyone from Stephen Hawking, you're trapped in a wheelchair to Joe Biden to Trump to, you know, Rodney Dangerfields, you pick someone. Yeah. Somewhere deep in their core, they wanted to be able to fight another man and never back down and never be afraid that's in all Of us like fuck you like you know I mean someone bumps you want to be able to beat him up

Yeah, you ever you ever realize that like hey, I just spent a week And I met didn't see well. I guess you're around those men all day in your training, but yeah You're a point one point one point one percenter in expressing that deep You're a point one point one point one percenter in expressing that deep Yeah, and becoming a world-class pussy magnet, but that's like a that's a byproduct of it Do you know what I mean like you're like, yeah, we've lost that but you're still in that Um, it's not even primordial. Maybe it's primordial, but it's still something we all have wanted or want Yeah I mean for, maybe it's primordial but it's still something we all have wanted or want. Yeah, I mean for me it's like, I always think of like Native American warriors for me personally because it was just bred in their the deepest part of their being, that like warrior spirit.

So like I basically never backing down from a fight no matter how many freaking people were up against you. Like I think of like Crazy Horse, one of the Lakota basically warriors of all history. But yeah, he never backed down from anything. I mean, it's the one of the, what battle was that? I can't remember the exact name of the battle, but oh, a battle of little bighorn.

But anyways, absolutely. It's that's been bred into me since I was a kid. My dad, he basically never backed down. So I'll actually kind of go through like a little bit of a story. Cause so my grandpa is Scottish. He was Scottish and Welsh on my dad's side. And in the 60s, he was like, kind of the only black man in I mean,

white man in Toronto that married a black woman. And he was at this Michael Jackson concert and this guy come up came up to him and called her the n-word like what are you doing with her because it was back in like the 50s 60s like back in that time where that wasn't that cool and He just grabbed his set of binoculars and beat the brakes off the guy Right away great On site like no no. Like on site. Your grandpa did. On site. Like no questions asked on site.

What was the concert they were at? What was the music? Michael Jackson concert. Yeah, okay. Okay. And my dad was like a kid, but he seen this happen from a distance, obviously, because he wasn't around it. But that instilled in him basically to not to take shit from people in general in life.

And seeing that man stand up for his woman, one, but also protect his family right there, he was a that was like he was a pillar obviously of our entire family and me growing up seeing my dad the same same exact way and all my family in general they didn't take they don't freaking play like I could even say on my mom's side that's not a month on the martial arts side like my entire family over there. All the women knew, knew how to scrap too. So it was, it was actually quite funny cause, uh, my, uh, grandpa, my, uh, on that side and my, uh, uncle on that side, they were all having all the, all the

girls basically hitting the bags when they were kids in the gym, uh, in the garage and scrapping, boxing, doing it all. So I've been kind of around that since I was a kid. But as a man, absolutely, it's so important that you're not just sitting on your freaking TV playing video games all day or sitting on social media all day, but you need to know how to defend yourself, absolutely. If that scenario ever comes up, but yeah, I think that's absolutely important. Like I have so many different memories from a kid.

Like when I was five, I remember me and my dad were walking downtown Vancouver in Canada. And he wasn't even homeless I don't even know what he was he was just super sketchy he was on drugs drugged up whatever I assume everyone in Canada is on drugs by the way so my dad uh the guy goes like oh look up what's that what's that and my dad, uh, the guy goes like, Oh, look up. What's that? What's that? And my dad just, right. Just clear new, new that what he was up to. And, uh, yeah, it just, it's kind of been a normal thing for me. So, so it's kind of just like, it's a part of me, you know, same thing. You, you just kind of, um, brought this idea to my head.

I'm guessing that really confident men and their physicality are also more emotionally available because they have that confidence there. They don't have a problem sharing, you know, their feelings, their emotions, their, they don't care if they cry. Like they're just there because they're so stable there that they're probably they probably make better partners because of that stability they have. They can be vulnerable everywhere else. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. You got to be like, and there's a lot of energy and emotion. My most emotional kid, my toughest kid, you know,

he's the best at Jiu Jitsu and boxing and fighting. Like he's the most emotional, but man, yeah, but uh, but he's, he's there present in the ring and he uses it. Yeah, that's freaking awesome. Yeah, exactly. That's kind of how I was growing up. I mean, I was, I'd be fighting my cousins and everything like that, but, but eventually you learn. You cried a lot as a kid.

You cried in practice, cried when you were fighting, cried like a lot of time. Cause I was passionate. That's also what I like. When you lose passion in life, good luck. You know, you have to have a, you have to have passion in whatever the hell you're doing. It doesn't really matter what it is, but there has to be passion there. If there's not passion, you're dead. It's dead. So I think I grew up with that. And I mean, I've gone through phases, obviously, life's full of ups and downs. But in my sport where I lost the passion, now it's from too heavy, like too heavy weight cut and what and whatnot. But it's about just kind of having grace and being able to go with the flow and find your

way back to that. And in there, you have, you can take control of all your emotions and be centered in who you truly are. Yeah. So absolutely. I totally agree with you there on that. I went to an Ice Cube concert when I was 20, 22 years old. I went with this black girl, black as night. We got there early. Small venue only held like 800 people. Got there

early, maybe not even that much, 500 there early was ice cube in the lynch mob got there early went up to the front you know no one else was in there and it was a little different than your your grandpa's situation for black people they also called me the n-word and then told me to go stand in the back and they don't want to see me they they told me they better not see me hold hands with her and not they better not see me up front and again I did not fight them I scurried to the back but it made it hard to enjoy the concert I was a little on edge for sure for sure I was a little on edge okay your your your Your dad's been, it was a fighter, UFC 24. Let's go back there. Why do you think he got into fighting? Did he have some sort of... Say it again?

He was always a fighter since he was like a, since he was a kid. He was always... The battle in, I'll explain Vancouver, but the battle in Vancouver was basically like the rockers versus everybody else. Like it was basically like where people wore these big Dayton boots, they're called their shit kickers. And that's what they're called. They're called Dayton shit kickers.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And they're steel-toed. So like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like really into those guys obviously and he would always end up having to scrap all the time so he grew up just fighting he was a he was a good wrestler in high school grew up fighting and you know so he had me and at the same time my dad's an actor and a stunt man so he was actually in Seattle at the time and he met my mom in Seattle but he was basically going by gym by gym to gym and kind of he was trying to find a boxing gym. He ended up going to AMC Pancreation which is in Kirkland Washington and that's

where Demetrius Johnson came from. That's where like tons of the original like UFC stars basically came from. He basically walked in. Or people who don't know Demetrius is maybe one of the greatest fighters who ever lived. And may still be like, shit, we don't even know. Yeah. Yeah. So, so yeah, my dad started out there with Matthew and basically he walked into the gym and there was this guy, big guy named Kimo, he was in the UFC at the time and they needed a sparring

partner for him. My dad had no training and he was just like, I'll go in, no problem. And he stepped in and went like 10 rounds with the guy. That was like a heavyweight. He was about 190 pounds maybe at the time. And from then on, he just was like all in on the sport. He's like, I could actually do this. Like if I'm hanging in here with a heavyweight that's in the UFC, I can do this.

So he basically didn't from then on. Back in the day, there was no like weight classes. There was no like real like logic on like, on hey I'm 150 pounds or 180 pounds I'm not gonna fight a guy that's 280 he was fighting anybody and everybody that he could he could fight so he was just down to scrap since day one and I mean one of the Let you I mean one of the legends Dan Severn the guys like I don't know he's 6'4 240 My dad fought him for 27 minutes straight. You can watch that I think that's on YouTube but fought him for 20 27 minutes straight. He was 5 9

200 pounds maybe at his heaviest in that fight. And I mean, he was kicking him in the head. He eventually got caught in like a heel hook at the very end, but Dan Severn's a beast. Like, yeah, it was almost like watching like David and Goliath in a scenario because he was so small compared to this dude that's massive and just a monster wrecking people. So his dad has the same name, uh, uh, Caleb Lance Gibson. Uh, uh, do you remember how, did he, do you know how much you got paid for those? Like UFC 24, what the payment was? It was like a box of crackers and a gift certificate to Barnhill Noble. I mean, like, what was it? Did they get paid anything then?

I think they got five and like five or something like that like five grand and five grand five Yeah, or something like that it was I'm not entirely sure But it it wasn't like crazy money obviously by the time what was it? Uh money, obviously. By the time, what was it? By the time Pride showed up, that's when there was real money coming around. But my dad didn't really make it to Pride. He didn't go to Pride. He went to Shudo, another organization in Japan. But yeah, he fought all over. So it's good to have that foundation. I want to give people a perspective. Let's just, we'll just spitball an imaginary fighter.

So you want to be an imaginary fighter and you want to jump in your first amateur fight. Can you just, how do you do that? You just go somewhere, you find a local like club in your area, like in the Pacific Northwest and you're like, I want to fight. And can anyone just get a fight? Their first amateur fight? So like for, for us, the way my, the way my team's always worked for my dad has kind of like led our team was like, you've got to show commitment first. You got to learn all the skills.

Because ultimately you're representing my name. So like, cause our name's Gibson MMA, he would not let just everybody's like, oh, I want to fight. You're like, okay, awesome. We'll see you tomorrow in the next day, in the next day, in the next day. And like, let's see some consistency.

Let's see you actually improving on your, all your skills having a, you're going to be well rounded before you just step in there but that's our kind of like thought process some guys would just chuck you in there which is I believe in it too because it's like okay you want to fight you you want to see what it's actually about you know it's not that it's not that easy it's not just something you could just like do you got to learn the foundations and all the skills,

the jiu-jitsu, everything. But yeah, so I think it's important for people to make sure that they find a good gym, but they actually like, versed their skills. Like, be well versed in your skills before you just jump in there. But don't spend like 20 years trying to do that obviously because that's not realistic like you need you need to just be committed and dedicated to that. Okay. Yeah.

And then how much would you get paid for your first fight? So for a first pro fight you wouldn't get paid very much. How about amateur? How about amateur? Do you even get paid anything for amateur? No, no. So you're just doing that for fun. Yeah. It, the reason why I bring this up is a lot of people, I think a lot of people

don't realize the tough road to hoe to become any professional sport. Like it probably sucks being in the minor leagues in baseball, right? Or the G-major in basketball or, or anything. Let's say you're track and field silver medalist. You ain't getting shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Everyone's working a bolt, right?

Um, so, so basically when you start, when you start fighting, not you particularly, but just the generic fighter, he has to have a full-time job, work eight hours a day. He has to also train, uh, before he goes to work a full-time job, work eight hours a day. He has to also train before he goes to work for two hours and then at night after work for two hours, right? Yeah. And it's five to 10 years of that with fighting for free. Yeah.

Then you get your first pro fight and it's still a local organization. And how much would you get paid then? Do you get 500 bucks or? Maybe 500 bucks, 500 and 500 maybe if you're lucky. Like it depends on how exciting you are, but uh, or what promotion you're fighting for. But a local, like regional promotion, generally not much, maybe, maybe a thousand bucks total. And then when you take the team out to dinner afterwards you realize the fight cost you 200 bucks because you spent all your money yeah yeah right yeah and then you gotta pay for your medicals to to go to the

fight you're paying for all your nutrition leading up to the fight hopefully you're on you're eating pretty decent, you know, like and then all your training it's like Yeah reading $50 of ribeye and another $20 and other shit a day. You're 120 bucks a day on food on good food Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you want if you want high quality food, yeah It's crazy And and then and then when you when you turn so then you turn pro and you're still You're still chasing the dream. It's still an application process because the only two places that actually And then even when you get picked up by Bellator or the UFC the pay still I mean

Isn't sustainable, right? No You'll need to have another job for sure. Or have some type of investment that you can rely on. But you need to be like, cause a camp costs a lot of money. If you want good training. And what's a camp? Tell me what a camp is.

Uh, so it all depends. It depends how much time you get noticed for the fight. So say you get 10 weeks. You're obviously planning what days you're doing what. Obviously you have your basic gym training. A lot of guys go separately to Jiu-Jitsu gyms as well, just to get rounds in with Jiu-Jitsu. Strength and conditioning, strictly conditioning. So like strength and conditioning you're doing your... A lot of the stuff that we're doing now is kind of like more split stance.

So like we're doing like more split squats, explosive training on the on any strength training that we're doing and then the good old assault bike the aerodyne and but just doing clusters of rounds of those and then doing your your separate conditioning, which is just like distance running keeping your To where you can keep your heart rate nice and low And then that's not including any of the extra stuff that you do on top of that. Now try to go have a day job at the same time.

It's a lot to try to commit to doing all that, but we make it happen. So if you had a fight coach that was 500 bucks a week, a conditioning coach that was 500 bucks a week, and a strength coach that was 500 bucks a week, conditioning coach that was 500 bucks a week and a strength coach That was 500 bucks a week because they got to make a living too, right? They're spending a lot of time And then and then fuck it. Let's go big you're a superstar and you have a nutritionist and he's 500 bucks a week

So then it's 2 000 bucks a week for a 10 week camp and your 20 000 bucks Yeah Yeah, exactly Exactly, and that's And that's still your pain for your a chance to get in the ring, which is still an application to get a bigger fight that might actually pay someday. Yeah, absolutely. The funnel gets really small for who makes money.

Yeah, for sure. You have to be, you have to set yourself apart either in your, in your skills, your promotion and what and whatever else. Do you do it for the money or to beat people up or to make your dad proud or to stay in shape? Do you know why you fight? I do it for really the love of it. I've been doing it for so long. That's where it's kind of like, like I said,

I kind of find there have been ups and downs, but at the base, at the foundation of everything, it's because I love to do the sport. I think the money kind of handles itself when it comes down to it. I've worked hard training other people and in lots of other ways to be able to support myself and I have my family also that helps support the dream that I want to achieve.

But you know, it's generally solely for me. It's not about 100% the money. I think the money will become a byproduct of the skills that I portray when I'm in there. Uh, Julia Budd, Canadian mixed martial artist, kickboxer, companion featherweight division. She was the first Bellator woman's featherweight world champion and has also fought strike force and victim fighting championships and a professional, uh, the PFL. And that's someone you've trained. You've been, you've been with her her whole career yeah so that's uh she I think I would my dad was her my

dad got married probably in 2013 she's been with our gym for a really really long time like since I was a kid like I think I was nine or so at the time. Wow. And she was just committed to kickboxing. Her story is pretty freaking crazy. Like, and just so you know, she's not done, like she's not done. A lot of people are like, oh, she hasn't fought in a long time. What's going on? Well, she's going to be fighting this next year in the, that organization called the GFL. But how old is she? How old is she? 43? I don't even know. Probably 41. 43 or something. Yeah, I think 43. Yeah. But it's like in a lot of people look at the age, obviously, and in

right, because they're like, Oh, well, once you get that age, you know, you're done. You know what I, I think it's I call bullshit, like, for me personally, because I'm like, everybody wants to look at the young guys in sport wants to like have young stars, because it's obviously brings new energy. But I think it's the coolest thing is actually seeing the older fighters that can stick around and actually still compete because it shows that there's a different level to them.

Obviously like you have to adapt your skills and you have to be able for you to still be there that I mean you're obviously skilled in a different way. Whether it is like you've you've changed the way you fight, or you have longevity in your career because you haven't taken too much damage throughout your career, or you really take care of yourself. So for her, like, I mean, I've seen her, like, there's pictures of her when she was a kid, she was freaking shredded. Like, she was ripped back then. And it's like, she's just taking care of herself the entire time. So at the end of the day, you can do

whatever the hell you want to do. Nobody's going to tell you, put that limitation on you of age. So I think she's going to make another title run in the, that organization, the GFL. So. And you've been around her, like you said, since nine. And so you've been around her like you said since nine and so you've been around championship caliber discipline train Hard work and you saw her bring her dream to kind of reality Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy because I mean in kickboxing she was told that I mean she became a Canadian champion and then she fought for a world title and lost her world title to a woman in the UFC the UFC Jermaine Duranami, and that was in kickboxing. And she was like, you know what, I'm freaking done.

Like that was her dream. She was, I think, 27 at the time. And that was her dream to be able to fight for a world title. And she was like, I'm done. I'm going to retire. I'm going to do it. And then the opportunity for MMA finally showed up for women and then Her first fight she won in MMA and then she fought

She bought fought every killer that there was in in In MMA like she fought Jermaine Duran to me she fought Amanda Noon's and she fought ronda rousey all within her first like four fights in MMA Wow So that's a crazy That's a crazy. Holy shit. She fought Harrison no, so that fight was intended to happen and

There's a lot of, nobody really knows cause and it's not really my place to tell what exactly happened there, but we trained up to a week before the fight and contract negotiations went sideways and the fight didn't have, we got pulled from the fight. She got pulled from the fight and released. Oh, interesting from PFL. Is that when she went up to the is that when she went to the UFC? No, so she's been a free agent since since this happened. So she had to take a year off because there's no other organization. So the UFC doesn't have her weight class. because there's no other organization. So the UFC doesn't have her weight class because she fights at 145 at featherweight.

PFL now owns Bellator, but Bellator is gone now. PFL was the only organization that had 145ers. And now she makes, she was on the show once. She has a crazy story I don't know if you know her story her story is nuts about No, I actually don't know her basically her judo instructor from when she was eight to when she was 16 was molesting her She wrote a book about it. It's a crazy crazy book Lance it is why

Yeah, I read the book and afterwards I was like I don't know if I should have read that it didn't make me feel very good about humanity but basically so she's got some she's got some demons right but um so so then you're saying she took a year off so that she could lose that weight to see if she could actually get down to 135 safely and fight what she's doing now no no she took that year off out of like like, it wasn't out of her decision. They, once they basically blackballed her from the division, then from MMA, pretty much, she's been having to take a year off of just, she's just been

training to hopefully get an opportunity at that's reasonable for her at her weight class. And yeah, there's been there wasn't anything on the horizon for her. So she was hopefully gonna fight again in GFL came came up. It's a new organization. They've signed like every big name out there. And yeah, she'll be fighting in the GFL in GFL this next year. But uh... Oh, wait, wait. You're talking about Julia.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about Julia. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But uh... Yeah. And you're a free agent now, right? You don't have a home. You're a 5-0 amateur, 9-1 professional, and you don't have a home. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. So working on trying to get in the UFC, that's been my goal for as long as I can remember.

And I mean, I'll do whatever it takes to get there. I believe I have a unique story. There's only a few people out there that have a father, son connection, but in order you got to have, you can have a father, son connection all you want, but you got to freaking win fights and you got to be exciting and you got to be entertaining. So at the end of the day, I, I feel like check those boxes. So, uh, when my opportunity comes, I'll, I'll be ready.

And your last two fights, first round finishes? Yeah. Yeah, so I went back to the regional scene. And I got the first one was like maybe 45 seconds, I think in the first round TKO and then the second one was a submission. Probably at like, I don't know, three minutes or something. I don't know. Is it hard? Do people not want to fight you? Is it hard finding fights for you? was a submission probably at like, I don't know, three minutes or something, I don't know. Is it hard? Do people not want to fight you? Is it hard finding fights for you?

In ways, yeah, for sure. Cause because I think I'm well, more well-rounded, it's not as easy to prepare for me. And I think there's a intimidation factor for sure on the regional scene. I think once I get to the UFC, it is what it is. You're fighting who you're fighting. So once, uh, they put who's in front of you. So, and what, what weight are you going to fight?

So I'll, I will be fighting at one 55 at, at lightweight. Uh, I've had to kind of tweak a lot of things with my strength and conditioning to make sure that I wasn't too heavy. What was happening, I was getting kind of carried away. I was just I was just lifting heavy for a while and I was coming into camp too heavy. And then staying in camp too heavy for too long. And then screwing my weight cups up by doing too much of a like a severe plunge and it affects your performance at some point.

And I've just, when I took a step back and kind of, because I always go inward and I try to connect with exactly, I try to connect with God and I try to see everything from like an aerial view and I noticed I wasn't performing to my best to my best ability and it was due to me doing such a severe plunge in my weight cuts so now I'll be fighting at 155 still but uh I'll be doing it a lot more a lot more gradual and a

lot more calculated when I step into my fights. Do you have a fight scheduled? Not currently. We were really hoping for UFC Seattle February 22nd so on that card there weren't any lightweights on that card. I am from What I've been told by my manager. I'm on the last minute replacement for that But that would have to generally be at 170. So if somebody falls out at welterweight I'll be in so I'm just training my butt off right now, staying prepared for any fighting style.

And so I can step in if that opportunity presents itself. And Lance, I think I've had some other guests on who had to step in last minute who weren't with the UFC. But when they when you step in, it's kind of a good deal, right? Because you end up getting a three fight deal. They don't just sign you up for that one fight. Is that usually what happens? Yeah, generally, that's usually what happens. Yeah. And yeah, because it's like at the end of the day, they need somebody to step in there

and a lot of people are like, don't wanna do it. So I believe you should be... Generally they reward you with a good contract after. You mentioned in another interview you did that the first time you were working a corner, you were seven years old. It sounded like you were carrying the spit bucket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, I don't know where it was.

I think it might have been Kirkland, Washington. I was actually, I can I can't I might have been five at the time and then I was always cornering from then on and watching from the corner or or at fights or at tournaments whatever but uh I've been around the sport for a while like when my dad was training for his his UFC fight I was in the gym every day with him. And yeah, that was in 2000. So yeah, it's been a long time. So that I've been just kind of on the mats with him.

Were you homeschooled, Lance? No, no, no, I actually grew up in Seattle. Went to school in Seattle, pretty much the whole way through. And then I committed to MMA and I moved to train with my dad in Canada. And you're a country boy, right? I mean, I see you like taking care of bees and just out in nature and like, that's your deal.

Yeah. Yeah, so me and my family, yeah, Yeah. My not so not to see my family. Yeah, no, no, no. Me and my family, we have five acres and we got chickens. We have bees. We got horses right next door, but it's all enforced and we hit our home with with wood. So like I'm always chopping firewood.

Mo is obviously taking care of my piece because man, that's wood. So like I'm always chopping firewood. I'm always obviously taking care of my bees because man, that's a it's a tough hobby because there's so many variables in that in bee keeping. But yeah, I'm I'm fishing, I'm hunting, I'm mushroom picking. What variable foraging? What'd you say, Caleb? What like what's the variable? Why is it so difficult? Don't you just let them sit there and do their thing?

No? Get them right off the ants, right? I don't know anything about that. I know, so it's crazy. For instance, this one pisses me off. Which we kind of live in the in a like more rural area but uh they'll spray like pesticides on something some plant and supposedly invasive plant and that'll kill your bees so like that's one variable another variables so at the end of the season,

yellow jackets, which are those mean wasps, they show up and they like literally try to just, they show up and they just start killing your bees. Oh my God. Yeah, so you gotta protect them. Oh God, okay, damn. Lane, I have this flowering euc protect them. Oh, God. Okay. Damn. Layton, I have this flowering eucalyptus tree on my property and every year when it

flowers, when it red flowers, there's so many bees in there that if you're anywhere near it, you can hear them humming, but there's thousands of yellow jackets on the ground, like three on one. They just hang out by the tree and grab bees and pull them to the ground and eat them. It's crazy. And I just go andomp the yellow jackets or I put those hangers out there you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh yeah.

And just look in the yellow jackets but they're crazy you're right they're vicious so they'll attack your hive huh? Oh yeah it's bad like if your hive is like if they they can like smell weakness I find because like we had like at one point we had like 10 hives and probably four out of them four of the of the ten were kind of they're suspect on it their strength and the yellow jacks just kept they targeted them and attacked them until basically they they were just done then they ate so they would eat the bees and then they would

finish off with like honey as dessert enter the hive yeah and then they enter the hive and then they just take the honey it's crazy oh that is crazy do you sell any of your stuff or do you eat it all is that all for you and your family uh i'm we're working it. So I'm just working on having a kind of a more well-balanced availability of products, but we will be selling soon. I just want to make sure that I have more than just jars of honey. I want to have like, I don't know, propolis tinctures to add to or like, I've been planning on like making a toothpaste because I have, I don't like fluoride in my

toothpaste, obviously. But I have tons of mint growing. And then I have this propolis base with from the honey bees, which is like antibacterial, antiviral, antifungal, the whole thing. And that's a product from the from the hives, this propolis thing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They use it as glue. So they they use it as glue to like seal in any cracks so no drafts come in. But it's like one of the most medicinal products that the honeybee actually provides. They don't even know what's actually like all the compounds that are actually in it. So there's like, there's partial honey, there's like sap, there's like tree sap, there's so many different compounds to it, but it's incredibly good for you.

So many different compounds to it, but it's incredibly good for you. Hey, did you, I have a tooth powder. I also cannot stand fluoride and I have a tooth powder. It's called Macuthean. I'll send it to you. Send me your address when we're done with the show and I'll send it to you. It's awesome.

Yeah, I sell it through the show. I peddle it on the show. Oh nice. You put it on there, yeah. Yeah, and I have three little boys. So I was like, hey, what can I give my, what can I do to change the you know? Toothpaste situation and my kids love it. My kids have really love it. Yeah

When you're ringside As a little boy, is that scary? Is that intense? Like is that emotional like how do you process that watching two men, you know beat each other when you're five? remember those feelings? Oh man. I think I didn't even care. I was so used to it by that point in time. It was just like normal.

I would be in the middle of the gym. My dad would be training, ground and pounding. I'd be like, hey, hey, hey, dad. And I wouldn't want to bother him, but I would need something. And he'd be like, yeah, just go over there and grab it from behind the desk. So it just became so normal to me.

But I have so many memories of that when I was a kid as well. But yeah, it just was so normal to me at the end of the day. I see a lot of kids that are really hesitant to it. I find for kids, it's like once they find comfort or see that something's kind of like normal, that's obviously just common sense. But they're way more open to it. So when I'm training my nephews, they

think that it's like fighting and I'm like, no, this is a sport dude. Like this is martial arts. This is what you do. And once they figure that out, it's like, boom, they're doing everything and they don't, they don't really care. So, um, my boys started training, uh, the twins started training when they were three, they're eight now and their older brother started training when he was four and he's 10 now. But you know, it's interesting. So the twins started training when they were three and it wasn't until they were seven that their fights around the house started looking like they're training.

Do you know what I mean? So for the first few years when they fought, it was still a lot of slapping and punch and run. But now it's just like, and we got a jujitsu room in the house, but now it's kind of crazy. That's kind of like a turning point for us. When I see them fight now, it's just straight up. They just will go right into the jujitsu room and just, uh, yeah, that there's one of my, uh, that he was seven. That's one of my seven year olds, but now it's just straight mats that yeah, straight to jiu-jitsu and it's kind of like a turning point You know what I mean? like I actually seen them fighting each other with their jiu-jitsu and with their striking and it's not just like

Just bitch fighting anymore Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they they kind of hit that turning point where they actually can utilize the skills that they've been learning. That's awesome Yep, that's what I was trying to say Yeah hit that turning point where they actually can utilize the skills that they've been learning. That's awesome. Yeah. Yep. That's what I was trying to say. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome.

Did your dad take you a lot of Jiu-Jitsu tournaments as a kid? How old were you when you first started like competing? My first competition was at four. We're kind of going through the archives trying to find all the videos because it was like VHS and that's obsolete now. So we're trying to like find our archives where I have some tournaments from when I was like four and then like little kickboxing tournaments. But yeah, I mean, I was four at the time, but I can't say like my technique was like picture perfect. Obviously, I was like, when I watch it, I'm like, obviously I was slipping on a lot

of stuff, but that's normal for kids, you know, right. They get it over time. And it's been nonstop competing in the ring combat sports since four to how old are you now? You're 26, 29, 29, 29. Now I turned 30 on February 2nd. So, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean competing combat sports, all other sports too. I kind of started in combat sports, then football, basketball, track, wrestling, and then back to combat sports because you kind of go for what you know by that point

What's the lance what's the closest you've come to quitting have you ever come close to quitting like fuck it no more Huh no, you know what I've never even thought about it like Never really thought about quitting Never really thought about quitting. I've come to a point where I'm like, why am I even doing this? That was actually after my first loss. Obviously, nobody likes losing. That's like common sense. So generally, what happens your ego wants to say, hey, you need to just quit.

You need to just hang up your gloves. That didn't really happen for me. After my first loss, I was just like, why am I even doing this? And what was my intention when I decided to even take this fight because I wasn't even in my right mind to set myself up for success. I was just like, just kind of just like head down, training my butt off.

But I think people forget, well, I forgot completely in that moment that most like 98% of the battles a mental battle. And I did all the physical, but I wasn't right here before I stepped in there. And that's like me not being prepared in my weight cut, but also me just thinking I'm almost invincible. I was kinda, I had this mentality that I was untouchable and invincible. Anybody can get knocked out.

I got knocked out, learning lesson. I woke up and I was untouchable and invincible. Anybody can get knocked out. I got knocked out, learning lesson. I woke up and I was just like, you know what? Why do I do this? And it came back to the foundation of like, when I'm passionate, I love the sport at the end of the day. I love being able to express myself in martial arts. So at the end of the day, I've never felt the quitting. And I don't think I really will. But I'll always kind of go back to like reflecting

on myself and seeing what I've done wrong to even get to this to certain points in my life. Let me let me throw out some guys out there. And I don't know if what I'm saying is true, even get to this to certain points in my in my life. Let me let me throw out some guys out there. And I don't know if what I'm saying is true, but let's just throw it out there. Um, uh, Connor McGregor, uh, was on welfare. Um, Sean Strickland's dad was beating the fuck out of him and he probably got diddled by uncle Buck. Um, a wonder boy, uh, probably had a perfect upbringing, but, uh, he's obviously trying

to impress his dad, which we see in boxing, you know, all the time, the father son team. So all these guys kind of have this like pathology, right? Like something happened to him and put a chip on their shoulder and like, and you know, they asked Mike Tyson in his career, Hey, why don't you go see a therapist? And he goes and have him fix, uh, accidentally take out one of my demons. Like I need that. Yeah. You know, and I think Tyson's whole thing, I think he was getting beat up and diddled as a kid too.

Um, yeah. Any, any, um, yours seems more like a, do you, do you have any idea what's driving you like that? It's interesting. It's, it's smart. You're really smart that when you lost, you didn't just go back to the drawing board physically, but you tried to recalibrate You know emotionally intellectually. Do you have any do you have any?

Any moments like that? You know I had a buddy who was a CrossFit Games champion Jason Kalipa and on graduation day His principal in front of the whole school basically called him a retard and that really pissed him off. You know Yeah, and so like you hold you grab, you know, and you can't shake it. And so then you kind of like, I'll show the world. You got any of that in you? You know, uh, I do not really on a big, nothing that actually like bothers me that much, but, uh, just kind of growing up and then saying I wanted to be a professional

basketball player as a kid and my teachers saying like, you know, the chances of you doing that's like 1%. And it's like, okay, why do you say that to a seven year old? You know, why do you say that to a seven year old dude? Like, you know, like, isn't the whole purpose to like make well I believe in the in God's Word it's like you can achieve any you can do anything so it's like I think for kids it's an essential that you literally make them believe that they could be anything because the possibility if they commit

fully like in their mind and truly believe that they can achieve anything so having teachers that told me that I couldn't do something or like it was non-stop they're like oh well you're probably not gonna make any money doing that you're gonna have to go to college you You're going to have to do that. I did all that. I was smart. But that always pissed me off, like a lot. And it was nonstop throughout my childhood. Like, they would just look at me and be like, ah, you know what, the chances of you becoming a football player is like,

they have that weird statistic. Oh, this many high school players do this and then go to college and then college from here, like basically 0.0001 go to the NFL. Thanks. You know, like you're just trying to crush my dreams. I understand that it's being realistic. But at the same time, if I say that's what I want to do don't don't tell me I can't right

And you know, there's that thing people who don't dream the absurd the absurd never happens, right? I mean absolutely Even don't look at the guy. I can't remember what his name was, but it was the guy in the high jump Maybe his name was Flaws berry was the guy in the high jump. Um, maybe his name was Flaws Berry. They call it the Flaws Berry flop, but he was just some engineer who made it to the Olympics. Like he was like just some German near German engineer who randomly made it to the Olympics. And he's like, fuck, how am I going to win? I'm going to have to change how I jump and jump in a way that no one else ever jumped.

Right. Everyone else was jumping over like a deer. And then this, and then this guy was like, fuck it. I'm an engineer he drew it out and he's like I'm gonna jump backwards and he won the gold medal never won it again once everyone figured out his technique they destroyed him but it's kind of like that right dick oh dick Fosbury I was calling it Flawsbury Fosbury yeah yeah that's freaking awesome yeah I didn't even know I I've heard of that but I I didn't know that. Yeah. That's. Yeah. Crazy.

He invented that and then brought it to the Olympics and showcased it. Can you imagine the ball that fucking took everyone else is like looking at the world? Greatest jumpers are like, you idiot. And then you win the gold. Yeah. Holy crap. That's awesome. It would be crazy. Is there innovation still going on in fighting? Yeah, I think you see it every day. I kind of always go back to Bruce Lee. Like he basically says, like, take anything from any martial art. And it's like, it's true. You see guys that are doing things that are completely unconventional that you wouldn't necessarily work if you're looking at a strict MMA

Looking from a strictly MMA lens and I Mean they make they make weird things happen. Like I mean Guys are coming out in fully karate stances like you've been seeing the like the evolution of the sport in so many different ways Like you've been seeing the like the evolution of the sport in so many different ways You see Sean O'Malley for instance Sean O'Malley's more of like I would say like he is that agility is more based in like a basketball player than it is like an MMA fighter and he uses angles and and his agility in a in a way to knock people out just like it's no and I don't think it's from Rob but Merab also brought back no cardio is king right

oh yeah absolutely yeah great I mean fuck conditioning yeah yeah and people are like you can look at him be like, he's not that like he did. For instance, in that fight, it didn't look as technical on his aspect as it did like this dude's a freaking cardio machine, like, like, holy crap. Like, and I'm talking about striking wise, I'm not talking about wrestling, his wrestling is very technical. And he's even technical in his in his striking, it just didn't necessarily look that way when you're watching him strike. Another thing he looks like he's having fun out there.

Absolutely. That's also kind of crazy how much fun it looks like he's having right? Yeah he's like dancing around. He's talking. Taking his hands off even when his back gets taken he's like dancing around. He's like, he's talking. Taking his hands off. Even when his back gets taken, he's like, Yeah. Just like floating around. Yeah. Like an uncanny confidence, right? Yeah. Yeah. When you watched the Marab, what's his name, Umar fight, did you know that, did you see Umar Wilting? Yeah, I don't know what round I think it was.

Well, definitely in four, you could see him breathing quite heavy. And I was like, Julie actually, because I was watching it with Julie and my dad. And Julie actually mentioned his coach, Rob's coach was like, if it goes past the first round, Rob wins 100%. There's no doubt. And I was like, okay, like Um the first round, Rob wins 100%. There's no doubt. And I was like, okay, like, Omar is freaking tough, man. And he's like, he feels it looks like he's kind of like picking he's he's starting to kind of figure them out. And then Marab just put on the gas and stayed on the gas all the way through the fight.

Yeah, Marab couldn't close the distance for the first two rounds, I would say. They fought for the first round at Umar's distance, right? Yeah. Yeah. In the counters of Umar, when Marab would kind of like blitz in, he would counter him with like three punches at the end. So it was like, it was quite risky. It was looking not his way. And then Marab just like does what Marab does

For people who don't know fighting. Can you explain you? You have some insane pressure you put on people and I think that's something that doesn't translate well to TV people don't really understand what pressure is and just how horrible it is. Can you explain pressure when they're like, Oh, this fighter's putting a lot of pressure. Yeah. So like it's, it starts basically with the present, your presence, your cage presence. So like, and you could say like, I'm not going to get too, too complicated, but you could say your aura so as I come out

It's basically my entire demeanor like Mike Tyson for instance you see Mike Tyson You know there's pressure on before you before the fight even starts You know you're going backwards and you know, he's gonna be in your freaking face the entire time So it's it's ultimately your presence. So if I'm like looking real meek and mild, my opponent's gonna put a shit ton of pressure on me. So ultimately it's it goes from like your placement of your feet, how your the angles that you're presenting in the cage, the way you're walking somebody down, if you're walking them down, and if you can get them to flinch.

So on your feints, if you get them to flinch, that makes them back up, okay, I've established my pressure now. The guy who's putting on the pressure is dictating the fight. At times, yeah. Unless it's a trap. So some really, really good strikers can let you pressure them and let you pressure them and be elusive at that same time until you come in and maybe hopefully they've created an illusion that they're there, but they're not. And they step out and counter from there.

Is that O'Malley's game? Yeah. He plays in front of you and then he pulls the rug out from underneath you when you come to step in and boom. It's over. Yeah. How, how fun was this when you saw this? Did you, did you know that let's play this for the audience and then, and I'll ask you

some questions about this. There's a, there's a very famous guy on Instagram, Robin Black. He break down breakdowns, does breakdowns of fights and here he broke down one of Lance's fights. Piston knee, fearless Lance Jr. There's a finished Bruin and the knee initiated the process, but it's a simple grip that has the most profound effect on this sequence. Control. This is old school leverage, the stuff masters taught cops in the 70s. Push pull elbow. the stuff masters taught cops in the 70s. Push, pull, elbow, big.

Push, pull, knee. It's about keeping control and pulverizing, and then it's about marching in the troops. Clench, trap, advance. Then he goes spine crank, tries to tear the vertebrae apart. If that doesn't create surrender, he'll pin his man down with an undefended pole, three weapons to smash and bash and bludgeon until the desired result is achieved. Lance Jr. and his coach father Lance Sr. combine OG experience with modern tactics to create

martial moments of dire consequences. Lance Jr. fights tonight on Showtime. Did you know he was going to do that or you're just scrolling and you see it? So we've known him for a while but Robin had kind of mentioned, like he after that fight that I fought there, he had mentioned that he wanted to do a breakdown of it. And I didn't know when it was gonna happen. I actually just, it was like months later, but he just, it just posted in one of his top, like, I think top three of the year.

So that was kind of cool. But yeah, that was a fun fight. I enjoyed that, that, and he did a good job breaking that down. I thought that was kind of cool. And, and did you know when, as he breaks it down? I mean, do you remember that sequence even before he breaks it down? Do you remember having that? That?

Um, yeah, I like hand. Yeah, like the handcuffs behind his the behind his back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember. Specifically, I remember that that like he was yesterday, like, I knew he was gonna shoot in, caught him with the knee. And then when I got the handcuff, I was like, it's over. I knew it was game over cuz I knew he was too stubborn to stay on the wrestling. And that's when I just was like, okay, I'm just gonna go to work here.

My dad was just yelling elbow knee. So I was just like hitting what was there. And then I was like, hey, I think I could take the back here. And on the, it's called a high step, but I high stepped over and then took the back. But his spine was quite twisted. And I knew that from there, you can't really defend yourself. So even if he was like, not completely hurt from the knee anymore he wouldn't be able to defend himself so the fight would be stopped. God you almost snapped his arm

off there. Yeah yeah yeah that's brutal. Hey when the when the ref pushes you off, is that a good feeling? Oh yeah. I always trip on them because they just bulldoze you guys. You know what I mean? They just throw you off. Yeah. You're so in the moment that sometimes you don't even realize they're there. Like the refs there, you just, like in that moment,

I have this like, it's not rage, but I just have a vicious side to me that I can, I would say, you know how people are like, oh, I just seen red. It's not, I don't see red. I just, it's almost like my pupils dilate and I just focus completely in and I just, I want to inflict as much damage as possible

Whenever I get an opportunity like that and I didn't even know the ref was there Um you ever been in a fight where you're winning and you think the ref should stop the fight and he's not and you're like Oh, I don't like this like you're just hurting a guy too much I Actually, I've been lucky to have good rest, but I've seen those fights where it's like, okay, like, Oh man, like, could you please step in, like help the guy out the guys hurt, you know, like I haven't personally been in one of those scenarios, but, uh, actually, no, no, no, my what? Not my last fight, but the fight before fight,

fight prior. So I touched gloves and the guy tries to sucker punch me right away. So so he tries to not he tries to not touch gloves and he tries to just just throw and he throws like a couple punches and a kick. And I see it coming and I block his kick and I break his foot with the block. Oh, me and my boy watched that fight like 10 times yesterday. My eight year old, eight year old spotted. He's like, Hey, something's wrong with that dude. I'm like, shut up. And he's like, no, something's wrong with them. And then,

and then he was right. My eight year old was right. Yeah, that was crazy. That's crazy. So I was, I was kind of like, and then you kicked him right in the same spot. So that kind of, that kind of, it was like, yeah, his lotion, like foot, and he was pretty banged up after that. But I, I felt bad more so cause I was like, man, like I wanted you to at least be able to, but you shouldn't have sucker punch me at the same time. But at the end of the day, all is fair and war.

So I, once that bill goes, the fight's on. So you got to be prepared. But he made a mistake. That was like instant karma. I was like, Holy shit. I didn't even know. I was like, Oh man, that sucks. Caleb, you'll probably find that fight.

Um, uh, Lance Gibson, uh, junior. If it's, it's one of that fight. Lance Gibson Jr. It's one of the first fights that pops up. Let me see. Do you remember the guy's name? Sharon Spain or Sharon Spain with a C. Yeah, that was a trip. And then all of a sudden he just falls down. Yeah.

So he broke his shin on your, he broke his shin on your elbow. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that too, like it was yesterday, like he, I could see that he was like lining up to kind of run across and not touch gloves. Cause I've had, I've had lots of guys do that where it's like, they just try to run and do like the, Mazda all me where they jump they do that run across and then do the flying knee so I've seen it at

coming from a mile away and then I mean somehow I just knew exactly what he was gonna throw and you got what you deserve for not touching the gloves obviously is that a crazy adrenaline dump after a fight like that? Cause it's so short and you get so high and then you got to come down. Yeah, for sure. Cause I was like, I was really wanting to like, obviously do my game plan, which was to like dump him on his back. Cause this guy and then choke him out.

That was more of more of my plan or knock him out on my feet but I mean that counts like I broke his leg and then and then finish him from there but uh yeah it's definitely an adrenaline dump because I was like man like I just I wanted to really send my fist through his head but I couldn't so that was kind of frustrating. When you enter the ring, how much do you normally weigh? Are you back up to 170? I'm usually like 186, 187. So 22 pounds you put back on. Yeah, so, well, it depends. That was for my fights when I was a little, I was a bit bigger before when I was lifting a lot more, but these last,

most recent ones, 183 is a little more natural. Okay, because when I saw Armin yesterday, I told someone, I was like, hey dude, he looks like he's 190 and someone's like, how could that be? I'm like, I don't know, but I'm telling you, he was, I mean, I didn't even recognize him because his head got so even bigger

Really? I mean he was huge Yeah, I mean I watched him on and look like it barely fit his head really. Oh, it was nuts It was nuts. It was nuts. Oh crap. Yeah, I seen him grappling that guy Hanzot He looked like he was like it Armand looked like he was almost like 200 pounds there for sure. Is that the one that's on the internet? They're like wrestling outside?

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, Arman, that's not Arman. And then I'm like, Oh, holy crap. That is, but he's definitely like 200 pounds for sure. Did you, you wrestled in high school? Yeah. Yeah. How'd you do? pounds for sure. Did you, you wrestled in high school? Yeah. Yeah. How'd you do? Uh, I was pretty good. You know, I, I had a, so I had some weird stuff happen.

Like I got shingles at 16. Yeah, that is weird. I got fricking shingles. Yeah. So I got freaking shingles. Yeah, so I know I got to the state tournament tournament and had shingles and couldn't couldn't Couldn't wrestle obviously because I had a huge I had shingles on my forehead. Oh It was yeah, it was brutal. I was like man going to my mom's ruthless. She'd be like no you're going to school

I got this big freaking mass on my forehead. That's like sending electrical shocks down my body and Having to like show up in front of girls with a freaking big Goiter on my forehead that was horrible. Hey ladies. What is that? Don't mind that. Can you scratch my forehead? Yeah. So that was crappy but yeah and then my junior I was, I mean I did really good.

I was planning on going to ASU for wrestling, but, and then I had a full ride scholarship to a Canadian university called Simon Fraser, but wrestling wasn't like my true love to be honest. I was doing it for the skills more so than, than actually liking the sport. Like, so once I went to ASU, I was walking onto the wrestling team and then I was like, you know what? I'm, I'm good. Uh, I'm just going to commit to MMA. Do you do politics, Lance?

Not really. Like I try to stay out of it. Like ultimately I try to keep myself in a, in a place of like loving everybody because I think there's so much division across the board. You know, it's like, I try to like, I'm not going to hate anybody for liking anybody. And I'm not going to like, I try to like, I'm not gonna hate anybody for liking anybody. And I'm not gonna like, like, I just try to stay pretty neutral. But, uh, I mean, I, I see everything for sure. It's the reason why I ask is I'm, I'm, I really enjoy the drama. I've been just really, and I grew up in a very, and I grew up in a very liberal state and I brought was brought up very, very liberal. And then I just, and then I had kids and I grew up in a very liberal state and I was brought up very,

very liberal. Then I had kids and I kind of had this journey. What made me think about it with you also is someone who's in your position. You get traditionally, 20 years ago, the guy raising bees and working on a farm and, you know, loving the world and being God a God man, you would be on more on the liberal side, you know, conservation side. But late but you know, unfortunately, there's been so much protection of the environment that people like you who are trying to find their way in the world, there's so much fucking regulation holding you down from coming to market with your with your goods you know it just made me think of that.

What I mean I agree. Yeah I totally agree with that. Like I mean there's like it's the city people I've started to learn it's the city people who are all the conservation is now because all they do all day is live in a concrete jungle and shit on the earth but they don't realize that the other 90% of the earth. That's not what it's like there Yeah, it's good. And you're good and they're not and they're not there So for instance in Canada, I'm a fisherman so I'll explain this kind of scenario The news will

So there's orca whales, everybody knows killer whales. We have this specific pod of what they're called our southern resident killer whales, and they kind of come to the Vancouver area. And this species of killer whales they allegedly they strictly only eat one type of salmon and they're an apex like everybody knows a killer whales an apex predator so basically the way the news the news and the media portrays it is that these whales are starving because there's no salmon. And I'm out there every day like there's tons of salmon out here. The whales just aren't here or they're sick from other things.

It's not the salmon that is missing there. And the way they also portrayed is that the fishermen are taking all the fish from the whales. And once again, they're an apex predator. I'm pretty sure these guys with a fishing rod in a line are not catching enough fish to affect those those whales but uh Basically the way they portrayed is that they only eat this one type of salmon and it's not it's not true So that's a Chinook salmon right there or a a king salmon They say they call it and by the other ways that's an amazing picture of you that looks like it's from like the 70s and it looks

like it's like that's got some Bob Marley filter that's an amazing photo yeah thanks man yeah so that that's out literally right outside of a downtown Vancouver Jimmy Cliff you look like Jimmy there. God. That's an amazing Salmon that's a salmon. No, yeah. Yeah salmon get that big. I know Wow. Oh, yeah Yeah, my grandpa caught a 52 pound So that one's probably like 21 So we call it twice that size. Yeah, yeah.

I saw a picture of that one. I didn't even know that was a salmon. I saw that on your Instagram too. That one was crazy. That one was ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I took a boat ride to Antarctica

and I'd never seen so many fish and just right off the boat, there were killer whales eating seals. Just like it was like I was watching TV. They were catching them throwing them in the air. It was nuts. Yeah, that's no shortage of fish and whales and birds and we weren't even on a whale watching expedition. I was going over there for something else and just everywhere there's wildlife. So you're saying it's misrepresented and then the city dweller who hasn't fished a day in their life is like buying believing the bullshit and now they're eating a fake crab that's made of chemicals and all sorts of shit. Exactly. Exactly. Are you glad Trudeau's retiring, moving on?

You know, I'm not committed to it. I just think there needs to be a level of sense out there. For instance, with electric vehicles, I don't care. Everybody has their own preference like preference say I like pizza You like steak this person likes burger Right people can have electric vehicles. Just don't put a crazy tax on gas It's unnecessary. It's it's kind of sit. It don't make a carbon tax. It's it's a little silly, you know, it's just like Come on not everything. so like for instance, uh Say a gas chainsaw

Yeah, we're gonna get rid of gas chainsaws by 2025 I Have an electric chainsaw. It does not last long enough to work You know like I have a gas and I have an electric the electric does not Give it gives power, but it does not last as long as the gas does so it's like come on He's making fun of me cuz I have an electric I have an electric pole saw listen I want to gas one I'm just not man. It's baby baby steps I'm just not mad. It's baby steps.

Oh yeah, for sure. I would love to have the balls to have a gas still pull saw. I want one so bad. A pull saw is fine though. Like it's like, it's like when you're getting into like 20 inch rounds, it's like an electric chainsaw is not going to work. You're going to need the power of the gas. But I just think it's kind of unnecessary to get rid of the, to try to just make the, allow no more sales of new gas chainsaws. Especially when there's no evidence, just like, shows that electric is actually worse for the environment.

Like, that's what the evidence shows. Making the batteries, all that shit, the disposal of them. It's like, Hey dude, like we can't just, there's all these people believing all of these false premises. Like, Hey, let's just everyone chill. Yeah. It's unfortunate. It's just, I'm intimidated. For me, if I like, I've never even filled a gas can at a gas station, but when I see a dude at a gas station pulling back the foreskin on the nozzle and filling up a gas can, I'm like, damn, that's the manly shit.

That's what kind of pussy I am. I'm like, holy shit. What if some gasoline gets on my hand? What if some gasoline? I know, it sucks. I'm going to set myself on fire. Oh my God. I walk across the street with a cigarette in their mouth, they panic.

I'm like, what if I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth? I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. I'm like, I'm going to get a cigarette in my mouth. and but surely. How do we know when you're gonna fight next? How would we find out? We gotta follow you on Instagram and as soon as you know you post it? Yeah, I'll post it. I have like a strong like sense of feeling that it's in the UFC next. Hopefully in the spring. I just I have a gut feeling and I believe that's the word of God. So when that's put in you, I think I just I'm just preparing. Seattle may not happen. Like the likelihood of somebody falling out, it's like maybe 2% right now. But at the end of the day, the destination stays the same. So just stay tuned to my Instagram.

I'm going to be posting a bit more content of my training as well. Because I try to stay off of social media, but I also know that it's important that people know what I'm doing. So yeah, check me out at Lance Freelance Jr. Hey, people, I bet you people would love to see all your fishing and bee stuff. People love that stuff. People love watching the athletes do other stuff. Which card is the February card that you were looking at? That's the Fight Night with Henry Sudo uh, as the main card, I believe Henry pseudo versus, uh, don't believe.

So, you don't remember the guy's name. Oh, there, there's, um, Edson Barboza and Steve Garcia. That's one 55, isn't it? Or is that one 45? I think it's 45. Oh, okay. I thought maybe, uh, Barbarossa had gone up. That's what he did for a while.

So I thought that that was a 55 fight as well. But I mean, I'll be ready for if I get the only, the only welterweight fight on there is Adam Fugate and Islam Dula. Yeah. So, so those got, Adam trained down in Arizona where I was at Fight Ready for a bit. So that's kind of like a tricky scenario. That would only be if Adam backed out. But I can't see that happening. And then, yeah, so I believe they put Michael Chiesa on there though, and they're looking for an opponent for him and then they're looking for an opponent for another guy named- Would you fight him, Michael Chiesa?

You fight him? No, so he's actually from Spokane, Washington, and he's been around my entire career basically since I was an amateur. The organization I fought for, Excite Fight, in that loss fight, those last fights that you were just watching is from like his coach, his original coach from Spokane, so I wouldn't fight Mike because that guy's a legend too as well, but I'm pretty close with him so it wouldn't be that scenario. Who's your manager? Who manages you?

My dad managed me for a long time and then we've been working with Daniel Rubenstein. Oh, that's a nice Jewish name that's good that sounds good. Yeah that's a good sign. Yeah yeah yeah. I married a Jewish woman it's always good it's good it's like a lucky charm. Last thing Lance any what's what's the best thing your father what's the best thing about your relationship with your father? What advice do you have for fathers out there as a son who's really achieved a lot?

You know, I think it's important to teach your kids to be a man, like your boys to be a man and that's in just like the principles of their life in general. Like well one treating others with respect, treating women with respect, uh love it, learning how to love, so being taught that love through them, uh being taught that hard work's normal. You know? Like, it's a thing you have to do. There's no going around it.

You got to go through it. And I believe my dad kind of, he set a really good foundation for me, but I had a great mom as well. But my dad really set a good foundation of like understanding how to be a man and I seen this video the other day. It was actually I can't remember what it was but it was talking about a man is being a man means you're in service and

I truly think I'm in service not even just to the people like my loved ones around me, but to the world. So my service to the world is being able to portray myself in a humble and honorable way and to give glory to God, but be able to represent myself in my truest form in the cage and in anything else I do. So, just staying true to yourself ultimately at the end of the day, I think that's kind of like the story of what I was just saying, which is like being true to exactly who you are and not trying to be some other fake shit that that's some other like fake social media presence out there Be who you are and I'm the guy that's like out chopping wood Be working on my bees Chasing away yellow jackets, I mean picking up my dead chickens that are that get ripped apart by a hawk.

You know, like dealing with my chickens that get ripped apart by a coyote. Like it's just normal everyday life, you know? But hey, and I love it. So I want to leave you with this. And you didn't ask me for my advice. So I'm going to give it anyway. I love everything you said. Dad should teach his son how to love

It should just love on him and let him and and teach him to be a man I'm gonna need help doing that Uh, um treat people the way you want to be treated treat people with respect, uh, kind all that shit's good The one thing I really want to say to you though is You're gonna have a whole life to do service you though is you're gonna have a whole life to do service. Do not run away from being selfish in your thirties, in your twenties and thirties. Being selfish as you fucking want and grind dude. Make yourself, because you're gonna hit like, that's all I did in my thirties is grind and now I'm 52 and like I've been basically serving, now I'm in full

service and it's dope. Just serve. But also don't be super compassionate with yourself. It's okay to be a selfish motherfucker at your age. You have a lot to offer the world through your example. And don't be afraid. You know what I mean? You feel me on that? Absolutely. Don't be afraid to just love the shit out of yourself and do what you got to do. Because you're in warrior mode, man. You got to like, now is your time like, be the fireworks the world needs to see and then you can wipe kids butts and that shit later. It's in it's, which is fun. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, don't be afraid to be selfish, dude. Yeah, you have so much to offer the world. All right, love having you on Lance. I'll be in touch with you. Please send me your address. If you don't, I'll send you a text and remind you so I can send you out some Matuthian and get your feedback on it. Please send me your address. If you don't I'll send you a text and remind you so I can Send you out some matthewsian and get your feedback on it Awesome. I appreciate that and tell your dad. Thank you for making such a great son and I really respect that tell your dad

Thank you on behalf of other fathers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thanks man. Appreciate it. All right, dude. Have a good day Okay. See you guys. See ya Lance Gibson jr. god that was easy yeah he's really cool he's crazy cool yeah that's a cool dude he's got great smile should he you saw his Instagram he's jacked out of his gourd insane yeah he looks like just he looks like a bodybuilder cross fitter He's not his body's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty wild He's stud I couldn't find that one. Oh With that dude with his dad and Dan Severin

That guy's like Legend he's massive, dude. Hey, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be at work or some shit? Snow day. There is. It's like, it's there. It's threatening to sleep this afternoon or like midday. And yeah, they said, good. We're gonna get a snow day day it's only like 32 degrees the

worst part about being here on vacation is I didn't bring enough paper street coffee the last me I drank all my paper street coffee in the first week that's what it takes takes like three cups to match one cup of theirs with whatever this shit is I'm drinking is Is it a Keurig? Yeah, it's a Keurig. Yeah, that's the worst. No, I'm good. This is my third cup.

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I want to give away like a couple thousand bucks for first place. All right. I'll send you ten thousand dollars what yeah let's do it we got 200 videos out of it and I ask him every time I ask him I'm like hey dude don't you want like me to write up what I'm gonna give you he's like no no I trust you well like I know it's crazy it's so crazy working with him and then I think think, and then I think, I think I pocketed some of the money. What did I do with the money? How much did we get away from first place? 3000? Yeah. It was like three, two, one or something like that.

Three plus two is five. That's six. Oh, oh, oh, I knew it. I was going to say it's unlike me to pocket. We paid, um, someone else to make a shitload of starter videos. You remember that guy who made all these great videos in the beginning? Yeah. Just kind of like, it was like demos. It was like, Hey, we want it to look like, or you guys can make it look like this kind of thing. Yeah. All right. Yeah. It's sick. So we broke even and now we're just leveraging the affiliates hard work to draw attention to the podcast. Hell yeah. Like fucking Huck Finn paint my fence bitch.

It's like a big one. Huh? I tried to say was Tom Sawyer the other day and someone schooled me on it. They're like that's Huck Finn like fuck. Are you going to say what's standing doing giving standee's? Standee's asked how the how the winds coming off the bay. It's freezing cold. It's freezing cold

It's horrible. I don't ever want to move back to Nebraska. I Don't know Yesterday, I guess there was some so I made this video of um, I used a cap cut for the first time and I made this video of John Wooley at first I saw these pictures of Laura Horvat time and I made this video of John Wooley. At first I saw these pictures of Laura Horvat. Horvat? Horvat, whatever. And anyway, I think she's hot as shit. I love her face. I don't think she's hot. I love her face. God, I love her face. Anyway, so I saw the pictures and then I saw John Wooley singing a song that I really liked and I was like, fuck. And then I was sitting there and I was like, I know I have this app called CapCut

and I hadn't heard about it in a long time but I heard it got taken offline because of the whole TikTok thing. It's owned by the same company, ByteDance. So I opened up the app and it worked. So I snapped it, you know, I'm just sitting on my phone on the couch just living the dream on the beach here in California

and I take a bunch of pictures and I spent 30 fucking, maybe more to be honest editing this just learning how to use CapCut and mixing John Woolley sing this song with these pictures I thought of that Laura Horvat were like totally awesome. I was kind of getting a little emotional even. It was like 30 or 40 minutes of just, I know I'm weird. I'm old dude. I'm old Caleb. For why? Just because I was just like thinking, I was just thinking like that's why I wrote that line and call I thought it was funny but I was also true in college we

could have all done mushroom if we were all like we could all done mushrooms together. But anyway so then Wooly sends me no he does sorry Wooly doesn't send me so then Wooly um and I know it's it must be weird for Woo Willie because on one hand I'm just ass pounding him sometimes you know what I mean just like talking hellacious shit and then another time I'm making like an ode like you know loving on him I just thought it was really I was like fuck that's really cool he can play the guitar it sounded good I thought the beanie was hilarious you know what I mean that he picked the beanie because it just reminded me of college right right? The guy puts a beanie on. Like I lived in Isla Vista, California.

Yeah. I lived in Isla Vista, California and there would be dudes at night at 3 in the morning just with their guitars playing as drunk chicks walk by. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's the common scene in college. And uh... So I just... I just... This is my first CapCut experience. Anyway, so then someone sent me a screenshot of, I try never to go to his Instagram ever, ever.

Cause I don't want him to think that I look at it. You know what I mean? Like I don't like to watch anyone. If I watch your stories, I'm trying to tell you that I watched your stories. I don't really care about your stories. Do you know what I mean by that? Like I always watch Tyson Bajent's story. So I'll be on his radar.

I don't really care what anyone puts in their stories. But like, if I see your story and I watch it, sometimes I won't even watch it, I'll just push it and walk away from my phone. So if you look, you can see that I watched it. You know what I mean? God, Sevan watched my story. Yeah, thank you. So I go over the...

So someone sends me screenshots that he's asking if that was like a compliment or when I made that. Yeah. And you get me. You get me. Yeah, it's just it's just a monstrosity of an ego. I just have it like it's just huge. It barely fits through the door and it... What? Yeah, my wife says I'm very self-important. And so I have a healthy identity.

What is it called when you say you have a healthy, oh, your kid has a healthy, it's like saying someone looks thick in the core, but really you're just saying they're fat. What's it called when you have a healthy ego? It means you're a cunt. So I go over there and I see it that he's got like some question like that. Is this a compliment or not? He's like doing a poll, which I'm like, so I text him, I text them and I said, uh, hey dude, I, it is a, I don't know if it's a compliment, but what I'm going to read to you exactly

what I wrote. He's in my phone is meme guy. John meme guy make wads great again. Let me see. So I wrote to him. It actually was a compliment. I used CapCut for the first time and it took me 30 minutes to make that and I don't we don't text. Me and this dude don't text right. So he's probably like if I get a text from him it's just really it's weird and if he gets one from me it's weird and then I said and I heard you sing for 30 minutes straight I enjoyed every minute and I thought Laura looked beautiful in those photos

hi no I don't have height but you're embarrassed for me tell me break it down break it down it was the it was the this to read your phone that did it I my vision's going to shit. But here's the part of the story I haven't told you. The reason why I'm telling this story. So while I'm over there like a fucking mouse that can't not eat the cheese that's in the mouse trap gets killed. I click on his story. I watch all I click on his story. Okay.

Right. To see if like where that's at right and I see his fucking workout that he did for the day yeah and I should I wish I wouldn't have seen that oh no he's a said still said something like still struggling with my jerk only got 200 pounds up today or some shit 80% of my max. I was like motherfucker What the hell oh no fucking oh man Yeah, you can't you can't do that. No It was horrible. He had all this other shit in it too. Like his programming is like a thousand better thousand times better than what like I'm programming for myself.

Yesterday I drunk a drug, a 25 pound dumbbell on the sand for an hour with my boys. Like that's my training to because I'm on vacation. Functional. I got, I got a heavy rope. I'm going to do a heavy rope today until I, Oh really? Like a drag laser, a drag rope or you get like a, one of those heavy metal ones that broke sales. No. No, it's just a piece of thick rope. I got on Amazon Okay, I mean each time you do a rotation feels like it's gonna tear your shoulder out of the socket Yeah, it's gonna breaks your toe whenever it hits you. Yeah, you could never use it. It's way too short for you Yeah, wonder what you would do. That's the problem that I have with those rogue drag ropes. But the only one they have

is a large and it is just not long enough. So like, I just yeah, I don't know how people use those. California hormones is the only way. That's a really good idea. Here's the thing I'm going to tell you about why I'm not using peptides. Because you, uh, why? I would do it. I, I, I would, I would, I would get, I would get like four bottles of the CJC 1295, the B BPC one five seven. I'd get everything.

I would get it all. Matter of fact, I filled my shopping cart with like $3,200 worth of stuff. Jesus. I would get it all matter of fact I filled my shopping cart with like $3,200 worth of stuff Jesus I would fully cheat But then I just a matte I just soon as I think of the fact that you have to fill all of those bottles Up and I never do it accurately. I never do it the way Hiller teaches. I just take the water I fill it up three quarters. I'm like, that's good. And then and then every day I just Like I just pull a little into a syringe and shot it into me if I were to do it never done. Yeah. Yeah And I'm like I'm not doing that

I'm not figuring out the doses. I'm not filling those bottles. I'm not I Just don't I just don't want to do it If someone else did it for me like if Haley was like a nurse and she's like, hey I'll get you all juiced up on whatever, I would do it. Yeah. If it was like pre-filled vial, free-filled syringes or something, that'd be so much easier. Yeah. Or if it was just pills. Yeah, or just pills. Yeah, that'd be cool. Talk about broken science.

Oral TRT. I don't know if peptides are strong enough to pull Sevan out of his gay slum. DutchRudder69. Okay. I don't know if peptides are strong enough to pull sebon out of his gay slump Dutch rudder 69, okay Hey valid totally fair gay slump To my house Theoretically speaking I would never cheat to do the open but if someone wants to come to my house and Have all the bottles filled up With the

Water and tell me and write on there fill the syringe to 20 every day I'll do it other than that. There's no fucking way. I'm doing it Yeah, I Brush my teeth and wipe my butt. It's like And it's a struggle for me to fucking brush my teeth, dude Yeah, I hear you. I gotta fucking put this shit on my toothbrush And that's why I'm a toothy and so great you just fucking slap the toothbrush in the powder I have always hated the process of brushing my teeth. I don't know

Even if I like it, I don't care how I do it But whether it's paste or powder or whatever but just having to like sit there and brush my teeth. I don't know why. Even if I like it, I don't care how I do it, but whether it's paste or powder or whatever, but just having to like sit there and brush my teeth every morning. It's just so annoying. You know, it would be cool if you could just buy a hundred toothbrushes that were already had whatever we like toothpaste or tooth powder on them and you just brought you just walked up, grabbed it, brushed and threw it away. Yeah that'd be cool. Preloaded toothbrush. Preloaded toothbrush. Alright, I think we're on to something here.

Just, it's like, you can make it out of like, I don't know, biodegradable wood or something. Matoothians this shit, I love it. Yeah, it's crazy. And it's so easy. I know, I love it too. Laziest shit I ever it. Yeah, it's it's great. It's crazy and it's so easy. I know I love it, too Laziest shit I ever heard. I'm just telling you I just hey man. I was that kid I'm telling I was that kid between I was five and ten maybe twelve

Then just never like I didn't even wipe my butt. I took a shit and just pulled up my pants and ran off the toilet That's insane My wife's like, uh mean, my my under and I wore white tighty whiteys and every one of them was destroyed. Sometimes I take my underwear off at night and there would just be like a cake of poop on it. That's my worst nightmare. I would probably I would like I should I had to do I had to get back outside and throw rocks at cars passing by just walk just swab those poopy

fingers all over the place no poop didn't get on my finger it's just all in my pants that's so disgusting and now now and that grows. What are you talking about? Do you wipe or let it cross? Those are words and brain rot song. I never thought anyone would let it across. Skidmark. I mean, I'm good now. Now I'm good now.

I mean, you know what's crazy? My wife, I eat a steak every morning. Now my poops, I all unicorn poops when I poop. I wipe once. Oh, I could tell you a crazy story. I could say something just... Do it. Say it. About five years ago. Oh, this is... David, we... I don't know if I can say this, dude. This would be the most vulnerable thing I've ever said on the podcast. David will never let me live it down. No, man

It's gonna be like calling the cops if I say it it's gonna be just he's just it's gonna be It's gonna be already like he's up He's waiting he's waiting. I Don't know man Maybe hold on to that one for a little while. You don't have to tell us everything all the time That's what Dave would say But this is this is something I should be proud of but I know it's just it's this behavior It's this thing that I do that's just not cool like according to like cool parlance. You know what I mean? Okay

You know what I mean? Like it's not cool. Like a guy who stands with his hand on his hip is just not cool. You know what I mean? Or like if you know what I mean? Or if you stand around with your hand like this as a dude, it's not cool. It's just like there's things that... You look at your nails like... Yeah, yeah.

You look at your nails like this and say this. Yes. Like this. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I don't know. I really don't know. I'm really not good at swallowing things down. David definitely lives in your head. Did anybody did you guys know that when you have a battery

that's a nine volt battery that thing is huge. What it's it's actually just a bunch of like a like double a or triple a batteries within cells within it did you know that no yeah that's not a 9 volt battery this is a 9 volt battery this is actually from my my smoke detector I took it out because I didn't want it to go off look house look at how defined the edges are. Mine are mine are all rounded. Yeah, I don't know. This one's weird.

It's probably old. So you're saying if I hit that open with an axe, there'd be two AAA batteries in there. Yeah. If you yeah, you can just peel this open and then like, flay it out and like lay it flat like it's it just has a bunch of cells and like actual like Will they be two cylindrical batteries in there? No. No, it's actually I think it's like six of them Six cylindrical batteries on like three on either side

Like this side in this side. Oh shit. It's like yeah, I wonder those are expensive. Yeah Is it detail battery like that too? I wonder those are expensive. Yeah. Is a detail battery like that too? You know the big D's that you put in kids like toys? Like in like guns, like those guns they have. Yeah, just has a bunch of different cells within it. Pretty wild.

RVs have smoke detectors? Yeah, and carbon. Yeah, and carbon detectors. The other weird thing about RVs, there's like, you know how, like building a house you have to have like regulations about like oh you can't put flammable materials within X amount of feet or like every Outlet needs to be certain amount of inches off the ground like all that bullshit Yeah, well, so all of my curtains or like shades are like that. Uh,

It's like a fabric kind of color there you go six one and a half volt batteries Let me do the math on that six times one point five is nine nine volt. Okay, go ahead back to curtains but over the stove they had to put metal curtains because it's a flame risk I guess but metal curtains yeah like a metal like you know how like metal um yeah metal curtains it's like an aluminum and uh yeah I just found that silly because there's like cloth curtains right next to it but it's just it's just outside of the range

Yeah, I also have a smoke detector carbon monoxide detector It's weird Custom ripple fold curtains and drapes material. I'm looking at these are expensive metal curtains are expensive Yeah, it's like a small one. It's like a really small window, but It's called an eye the iron curtain Like it's oh is it like a small one. It's like a really small window, but it's called an eye, the iron curtain. Like, Oh, is it like a space blanket? Uh, no, it's like aluminum.

I don't know. Metal RV. Oh, do they slide like this or does it pull up and down? Pulls up and down. Oh, I see it. One inch aluminum mini blinds. I would turn it, but my kitchen sink is kind of covered. You couldn't be able to see it.

Oh, I get it. I see it. Here. Do everyone a favor. Like these. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that.

Aren't those called like LevLors or something? Like these. Yeah. Yeah, just like that. Aren't those called like LevLors or something? LevLors? I've never heard that word before. It's old school, it's 80s. Alright, I dodged a bullet. I didn't share my... I'll share that some other...

Is it true that if I have a $20 bill that's ripped in half and I turn it in, they'll give me a regular like a whole $20 bill? Like, I don't know that sounds. Sounds like printing money, right? Yeah, that sounds that sounds that sounds fair. Did you see, um, Jeff Bezos, his wife at the, uh, inauguration yesterday, boy did I, and I think everybody did just like even Zuckerberg did. Oh yeah. Yeah.

You've seen the clip. Is that what you're going to show? Yeah. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. Hey, so this is a, is this AI? No, I think this is real. No, no, no.

Really? Yeah. Is that the Jew husband of Laura Trump right there on the left? This guy? What's his name? What's the Jew husband's name? Laura Trump right there on the left this guy Husbands name Laura Laura Bush Laura Trump He made a couple billion off the Saudis last time Trump was in office it's that guy's name

Kushner, thank you Brady Kushner Jared Kushner. Is that a June aim Haley Kushner it is This is AI. Hahahaha That one, this is definitely, this one's definitely AI. I don't know. Looks real to me. The one with Zuckerberg like looking over and then looking down and then looking up and laughing, that is not AI. Oh, oh shit, I haven't seen that. Oh, really? No, I do want to see that. Okay, hold on.

Let me go back and find it. What's her? Zuck's Zuck looks at boobs. I'll just put that in the Google. Oh yeah, came up Mark Zuckerberg spotted staring at Laura Sanchez's boobs at inauguration. Yeah. That's hilarious. Let me just go straight to videos. Oh, wow.

Even the New York Post is reporting this. This is great. Wow. Hey, that's the coolest thing. If this is, if this is true. Oh, look, a tampon commercial. It's made to give you that cleaner, drier, fresher pad feeling all day long. They should be a sponsor.

Always gush ready. like a tampon commercial. It's made to give you that cleaner, drier, fresher pad feeling. They should be sponsored. Always gush ready. Found one of those on my card. Oh, that's awesome. How could he not? That's the first cool thing I've seen Zuck do. How could he not? That's the first cool thing I've seen Zuck do.

The fact she's wearing lace to this is pretty wild. Oh shit. That's ridiculous. That is so ridiculous. God, that's the first cool thing I've seen Zuck do. Geez, Louise. There's another clip where he, he like he smiles after he does it God he probably took a few looks then because Bezos and his porn star wife show up to the oh shit. So oh so he was peeping them the whole time

Dude, he sat right next to her. Of course he was Dude he sat right next to her. Of course he was That's insane I would have shown insane discipline I think I hope What's that black dude doing in the back? Is he resting his head on zuck's back? I don't know there are a few times where it looked like somebody was like leaning in on top of like baron trump or like Bezos and talking but their mouths were not moving at all they must have got really good at talking without their mouths open his wife bezos's wife was doing it too she would like look over at him and just

not like you couldn't they were talking for sure be Bezos his wife and barren. No, and Bezos. Oh, oh, oh, Bezos was looking at his wife's tits. Yeah. Imagine being barren Trump the whole time you're talking to her. You could just look at her tits and she wouldn't even know. Yeah, he's got free rein, dude. Being that tall is pretty amazing. I'm even I'm not even remotely that close to being as tall as him,

but being my height is like, it's sick. Man. Seve, you only look at boobs that are waist high. Oh, RFK, stairs at her hammers too. Where'd you send it? Let me see if, let me check mine. I don't really know how to do this. Let me see if I can find standy in my DMs.

Oh, she sent it to the podcast phone. The one that's on here. I'm not allowed to have access to that. You know what's crazy? No, no, it to the podcast phone? The one that's on here? I'm not allowed to have access to that. You know what's crazy? No, no, it's the podcast phone. Oh. Oh, it's the same one. What are you talking about?

The same one. Sandy's obviously not paying attention. He just could not resist, you know, and for it to get caught on. God, that's awesome. I hate him. I respect it.

Hey, keep it down. I'm doing a podcast. Oh, OK, you can sing, but you got to go to a different room. Oh, look it. We have some, we have some activity in the back. You see that? Yeah. Interesting. What's he doing? Stanley said, scroll up. I mean, scroll up.

Oh, you sent me to. Oh to oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Wow, oh how can I get this to my computer? Oh, I'm watching now Oh, yeah, RFK. Holy shit, and you know, RFK is on the T, so he fucks. R.K. Bucks, dude. God, we live in such a good world. Let me see. Say I did. It's crazy.

Did you see the video of Kamala walking like it's an AI video of her walking down the street with jorts on and just a bra and then like a 40 in her hand and her hammers are just like moving up and down while she's walking down the street just like Looking around like it's like dude. What? What the fuck who's coming up with this shit? I saw the one with I just texted to myself. Let's see if it shows up on my oh here it is. I saw the one with I just text it to myself let's see if it shows up on my oh here it is I saw the one with Michelle Obama oh yeah first day of unemployment Jesus that's loud I don't know how I'm gonna show this

about showing you all my shit okay I it. I'll just do it. If you guys see text messages, just ignore them. Here we go. Let's see. Can I do that? There we go. Yeah, that works. Ha ha ha ha! Nice. Insta chub. Wow. Honest. What is she wearing? Dude, that's what I'm saying. She's wearing a suit jacket with lace underneath To the inauguration

This isn't a wedding and this isn't the bedroom She doing At the at the 2008 CrossFit games, Lauren Glassman showed up there, obviously. And she was wearing the smallest bathing suit top and she just got the biggest fake D's like probably money could buy. And she had them out the whole time. It was, I'm going to say it was inappropriate. Really? Yeah, maybe that's misogynistic on my part to just not just fully love all titties and let them be free. But it was...

And there were two porn stars there, too, at the event, and you couldn't distinguish between her and them. It was crazy. It was... It was a scene. It was a little bit more of a scene than this. But yeah, Bezos's wife,, it was a scene. It was a little bit more of a scene than this, but yeah, Bezos his wife. That's definitely a scene. God, that's, those are the good old days when porn stars came to the games. That was, that's pretty cool.

Yeah. It was cool. Every man there straighter gaze catching a peek at those can't hate on biology. I don't oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm if you didn't look at those something's wrong with you. It takes a lot to not you know, I don't I don't have a gas-powered chainsaw, but I stare at tits. Redemption. Oh geez redeemed. Have to pee already Teresa she's a Latina they were born star shit death into the gym, too. Oh

Shit look at this Oh shit, look at this Dale just sent me this to I guess they're getting a new helicopter for him. Oh, nice. That's nice. Oh, wow. You know, they had to buy like that's a separate, it's not just a defense contract. I don't think like they had to be like, Hey, we're going to custom make a helicopter for the president. They ordered it from the Chinese. I'm fucking open on. Damn. helicopter for the president they ordered it from the Chinese damn that's cool yeah I love a love a new helicopter hey and a lot of helicopters you can't

drive around like that right they just land on skid plates and you're stuck yes military aircraft are always able to attack military helicopters are always taxable though. Like they always tell you're thinking about that. He bought that with Trump Trump money with the Trump coin. I think there may be a couple of helicopters that the military uses that are just skids I have so many fucking nasty clips I'm going to read this article to you guys. No, go ahead. What are you going to say?

Have you seen anybody on your social media posting, like changing their profile pictures to black squares again? No, what's the deal now? I think just because Trump's in office. Oh, that's awesome. It's like my Facebook now. I think just because Trump's in office. Oh, that's awesome. It's like all like my Facebook. Now you get, it's just been a, you see a black square.

It only means one thing. I hate black people. Just remember that. I don't even know what it means anymore. Whatever. Like it's just, it's yeah, it's been appropriated to just, sir. Mike Johnson said this to president Biden. I don't even know what LNG is.

It's something natural gas. Sir, Mike Johnson said this to Joe Biden. Sir, why did you pause LNG exports to Europe? The speaker asked. I didn't do that, Biden replied. Biden had three weeks earlier, but he wasn't aware of what he had signed. The Republican Speaker of the House, Mike Mike Johnson has had a front row seat to the intellectual decline of Joe brought Biden on Friday in an interview with

Barry Weiss for honestly Johnson shared an antidote that demonstrated just how checked out the outgoing president has been. Jesus, my readings are messed. He's not checked out. He's like. During the third week of January, 2024, Johnson was invited to a meeting at the Oval Office with several Biden's top national security advisors and cabinet chiefs. The ostensible purpose of the meeting was to persuade Johnson to

support the latest aid package for Ukraine. But Johnson also wanted to talk with the president about a recent executive order that paused the approval of new permits to export American liquefied natural gas LNG to our European allies, an import issue for his Louisiana constituents. In the course of a one-on-one with Biden, Johnson learned the president was unaware of his own executive order. Can I ask you a question, sir?

I cannot answer this from my constituents in Louisiana, Johnson recalled, telling Biden, sir, why did you pause LNG exports to Europe? Liquefied natural gas is in great demand by our allies. Why would you do that? Because you understand we just talked about Ukraine. You understand you are fueling Vladimir Putin's war machine because they got to get their gas from him now. Biden, according to Johnson, was stunned. I didn't do that, Biden said. Mr. President, yes, you did. It was an executive order like three weeks ago. Biden continued to deny that he had paused the LNG exports at the point.

Johnson suggested that the president asked the president's secretary to print out the executive order so the two could read it together. Sir, you paused it. I know I have the export terminals in my state. I talked to those people in my state. I've talked to those people this morning. This is doing massive damage to our economy and national security. He genuinely did not know what he had signed.

And I walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing because I thought we are in serious trouble. Who is running the country? Like, I don't know who put the paper in front of him, but he didn't know. Just imagine how many times that shit happened. All the way up to the end. You should watch the clip on this.

When Johnson actually says it, he says it better than I read it. Is that what you're fucking saying? Can't play this for some reason. Well, let me play it. That's so crazy, dude. Yeah, weekend at Bernie's the past four years. It's so bad. I can't I just.

Fuck the Dems. Hey, all those fucking people who kept allowed him to stay in power should fucking be taken out and fucking beaten. He's the the people the generals are already starting to get fired. And I mean, I think just the mass like removal of people from office has already started to it's Bye, babe. Have a good having good yoga class Bye have a good day. Caleb says bye Generals are are already being fired Caleb. Yeah

Somebody was saying that there are uh during World War II, there were like seven generals, like seven four stars. And since then, we've just exploded to 45 or 44 or 45 four star generals. Yeah, I saw that too. And we won the war with only seven. Yeah, exactly. People just started creating jobs. Financial incentives to get a vaccine on a schedule. Some of the behind the scenes incentives that I don't like. Doctors get end of the year incentives and bonuses from the insurance companies

for every fully vaccinated patient they have. I've seen bonuses on the level of $250 per patient, $400 per patient. How many average patients your average pediatrician have? I have about 14,000 patients myself. Say a thousand kids come through your office. That's a quarter million dollars. That year. Or a half a million. Yeah, the bonuses are huge. And if you're an office that has 10 pediatricians,

that's multi-million dollar bonuses. I kind of wonder where do the insurance companies get the money? I almost feel like they're incentivized by the pharmaceutical industry who makes the vaccines. Do they somehow incentivize insurance companies to promote their products and bonus doctors for giving their products. I don't know. Just think about that for a second. Just think about that for a second. Three three hundred three hundred. Oh wait calculator. I need calculator.

Calcuator. I need calculator. Cal-Q-ator, I spelled that wrong. 300 million, let's say that's how many people there are in the United States who get vaccinated, that's one, that's 300,000, one, two, three, times, let's say 200 dollars, I think that's low. My calculator can't even fucking do it. low. My calculator can't even fucking do it. 300 million times 200 so that's a 3 billion 30 billion 60 that's 60 billion dollars in bonuses to doctors. You are fucking crazy to take an injection from a doctor. I mean, you are fucking bat shit nuts. I could get any one of you to blow me for $60 billion live on the air.

Blow myself. I'll take out three of my vertebrae and blow myself for 60 billion on the air It's crazy this thing I'm about to show you is nuts Patrick Clark, what did he said something kind of interesting here? They don't get fired They get reassigned to cleaning toilets because they're their term coincides with the president's Oh, Sandy said she'd do it. Yeah. For 60 billion. Thank you. I knew you were attracted to me.

This is crazy. This is a US Navy recruiting office in Alhambra, California. Every recruiter here is Chinese as well as all the people coming to enlist. The working language here is also Chinese. The video was filmed by a Chinese language YouTuber and the US Navy recruiter who took him there to film all this in EN2 Klang Wang. This is Ian. I don't know what that is. That's it. That's the guy's name ends in second class. like a, it's a Navy rank. In the description box of this video on YouTube,

which was uploaded on December 1st, 2024, it's a fucking year ago, Klangwang's contact information is provided. And what concerns me is that the first option listed is that WeChat ID, the telephone number of the office comes as the second choice. One thing I'm sure of from listening to their accent is that they all come from mainland China everyone in this video This is fucking nuts dude watch this Hello, I'm SuperM. A brief PRP break. I'm a PRP.

I won't really do PRP. The two of us are... And then we'll go to the front. Front. Let's sign the... Let's go to the front and then we'll go to the back. This is still... Good morning. How can this be? I have no idea.

It's pretty fucked up. I don't, you're just allowing all these people to join the military. I don't You're just allowing all these people to join the military You're allowing like mainland like Chinese citizens, probably they're not American citizens. I'm almost I would guarantee it and you're allowing them to join the United States military and Have like who knows what jobs? They're not gonna be scraping. I'll tell you that.

They're the, oh my God. I mean, they, and even if they, even if they do, like, there's so many ways to, that they could just gain access to anything. I mean, I don't know, you're determined enough. I guess Uh jake chapman. Hi, how are you today? Good to see you. I have news from your country, buddy Please step forward I'd like to address you this morning. Mr. Chapman It's been a few years since i've been to the uk Elon musk recently asked the prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Cucks

in Pidos, the United Kingdom of Pidos, to step down. This is Parliament's first openly gay member. He's an MP, whatever the fuck that means. This fucking country, man. The defence minister Ivor Kaplan's pronouns in bio didn't quite turn out as he'd expected after allegedly planning to meet up with a 15 year old boy. Kaplan encountered an activist group that had been posing as the 15 year old boy. The reason you are not meeting this child to have sex with them is because we've turned up.

No, I wasn't going to have sex. But why have you told this child that that was what your plan was then? No, like I might say your words. Kaplan, of course, denied the allegations against him, but after the activist group handed over evidence, Kaplan was arrested by the police and had his apartment searched on suspicion of engaging in sexual communications with a child. The same guy just days beforehand was all over the media slamming Elon Musk for accusing senior Labour Party officials of being complicit in covering up the grooming gang scandal. What I am really really against of what Musk has said, those type of comments are not acceptable.

Yeah I'm not quite sure you're the guy to be lecturing Elon on unacceptable behavior, mate. Former Labour Defense Minister, I... I want to explain something to you. Not you, Caleb. The royal you. When you say that blacks disproportionately commit more crimes than all the other skin colors, I've said this a million times before, there's no cause and effect there. Zero. And if you think that, you're a fucking idiot. You're not born with black skin and then all of a sudden you're

gonna be a criminal it's just a it's just a correlate it's like it's like but when you say Nigerians are the most successful immigrants in the United States you're saying that you're not saying that they're black Nigerians we assume they're black and we know it has nothing to do with their skin color we know it's because Nigerians obviously have a culture that when they bring their fucking kids here they become doctors and lawyers. But when you say that men are responsible, I'm just making this up, for 94% of all murders in the United States,

that's not a correlate. Has something to do with being a man. When you say that men are 98% more chance to be criminals, that has something to do, there's a cause and effect there. Do you see the difference? And this one's really gonna hurt, but when you see people with pronouns in their bio and you have gay men and then they're involved with pedophilia or raping other men or taking advantage of other men sexually, more perverted than the other kind of man.

Other man has natural roadblocks that stop him. Of course there's rape. There's man and woman rape. But you're not like, oh my God, I'm shocked he has pronouns and and he's gay. It just is. I'm not, there's nothing, I'm not being a, um, uh, uh, homophobic or anything. It just is. It just is. Um, uh, did he ask them to give a Nazi salute afterwards? I'm assuming you're joking. is.

Did he ask them to give a Nazi salute afterwards? I'm assuming you're joking. That would be another thing. Like, it's not a, it's not a, anyone who thinks that Elon Musk gave the Nazi salute, it's not a correlate that they're fucking low IQ retards trapped in their head mentally ill people. Anyone with like two fucking brain cells and is not mentally ill Knows that he was like sending love from his heart and that he's fucking obviously a little autistic and awkward

I mean you have to be a full retard not to know that the same people that are putting Black squares as their profile pictures again are the ones that are actively complaining about about that but and and if you have a black square it's because you think black people are less than white people i get it i mean i like it's not um and you think you're hiding you you're unconsciously hiding thinking that you're doing something benevolent but But you're just a moron. It's crazy. The fucking UK is a mess.

I saw some stat the other day that like 58% of London is immigrants. What a mess. Jeez. I saw this. I thought this was a bad sign. When you have, when, when you you there's a certain age in your life Where you just stop doing bad shit like stealing and shit. I was looking I was watching this video the other day this is a

He pretends to drop his cell phone I'm 60 year old lady like when you're 60 you return that shit There's a certain age you reach where you just you know what I mean like if you're 14 you and your buddies pick that up And run off with it, right? but when you're 60 you return that shit. There's a certain age you reach where you just, you know what I mean? Like if you're 14 you and your buddies pick that up and run off with it. Right. But when you're 60, that's a bad sign. I wonder what happened. Did it electrocute her? It's, yeah, I think so.

That's awesome. That's a bad sign for society when your old people are stealing from young people. Yeah, that's pretty bad. Jake, where are you? What are you doing? Hope you're out beating up some some pitos. I'm not done. I'm not done with the pedos. The gangs and the police were doing nothing, but they did come for you.

This is a father of a Rotherdam grooming gang member victim. He tells GB News how he was arrested twice when trying to rescue his daughter from an abuse den. What happened when you tried to save her from an abuse den? I was arrested outside, put in police car, taken away. We lived up next to state. So as we were passing the stock car, told me that I would be arrested to go in and out and don't go back. I was that mad and furious I went back to the flat. We in a few minutes Police were by but this time in a van and it were only a few minutes

So the muscle I'll translate for you. He was outside the den where his daughter was being raped and the police arrested him raped and the police arrested him. Fucking crazy. Can't even believe these stories. There's so many of them coming out now. Meanwhile, on the home front of good news for gay people, the historic LGBT, I wish they wouldn't say that, the historic homo Trump appointment that got overshadowed March 6th, 2020. Last month, President Trump named Richard Grinnell, the U.S. Ambassador to Germany,

acting Director of National Intelligence. Former. Was he former U.S. Ambassador to Germany? The move immediately sparked criticism as the latest example of Trump choosing a political loyalist for a non-political job, but amid the controversy concerning the prudence of the appointment, its historical importance has been obscured for the first time in American history and an openly gay person will lead the intelligence community. Remarkable development considering that.

Meanwhile, I watched CNN yesterday for five hours. You would not fucking believe the lies they tell. You would not fucking believe the lies they tell. What'd they say? They said, it was Elizabeth Warren was being interviewed on CNN and she was talking about all the police that were killed on Jan 6. So I looked it up. There was one police officer that died, Jan 6 at the Capitol, one, and he died of natural causes. He had a heart attack. And do you know what that means he died from a fucking covid shot oh

he was definitely mandated to get that one thing happened on january 6th and i'm gonna tell you it was a complete police failure to protect the fucking capitol building Complete police failure to protect the fucking Capitol building. By the way, another thing they lied about, they said, their CNN says that it's a lie that Trump offered a national guard. I looked, he offered it two days in a row. He offered it on the fifth and the morning of the sixth. He told them, hey, get as many national guard there as you want. I got it off of government websites.

I read the transcripts. Yeah. It was a complete failure on the police department. If you cannot protect the Capitol building, that has nothing to do with the people there. There was no riot there. There were people didn't rush the building with a tank or with guns or with fire or with knives and bayonets. It was a complete failure on the police department.

All the police there should either be fired or the leader of the police should be fired. The fact that you can't protect that fucking building means you're just completely incompetent. It was just complete incompetence on the police part. Yeah. Complete incompetence. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. There's nothing else to say. It was just complete incompetence. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. There's nothing else to say. It was just complete incompetence. And CNN keeps talking about how he pardoned the people on Jan 6.

Oh, they also said that there were no FBI agents in the crowd. They also said that yesterday. Mm. Mm-hmm Or illegal aliens stomped a cop in Times Square two months ago The police fucking caught the guys and released them That's it that's all you need to know That's all you need to know. Jackasses.

Can't stand the fucking Democrats. Can't stand, CNN's so bad. It just went on and on. It was just lie after lie after lie. All their tripping, meanwhile, Biden has given Fauci a pardon, but they're worried about him pardoning Jan Six guys. There's a bunch of videos of the DC mayor denying she wanted Trump's National Guard. I mean, yeah.

But if you watched CNN yesterday, I mean, and they they're tripping dude. The reporters look like just beaten dogs It's so good So good You should there was a video going around of a bunch of people in San Francisco I don't know where they were but they they went to like the top of a hill and all of them like simultaneously just started screaming. That's like, oh my God, you, that is all you need to know about liberals is Jake, Jake Chapman. I have something for you. This is the mayor of London being interviewed, pretending to be stupid when asked about grooming gangs

in London. Listen, listen, Jakey, this is your country, baby. You did this question last week and you found every which way but not to answer it. Just how many grooming gangs have we got in London? You've already misunderstood, can she define what she means by that? Yes, if you look at what's gone on in Rotherham, where there are people taking young girls, grooming them for sex.

That is what I'm talking about. Well, we know in London there are issues about exploitation of young people, but they're not as defined by the member in her definition of what those types of gangs are. So are you saying we haven't got the same sort of gangs that are in Roderham, Bradford and lots of other places in the country? Just for you to understand what does she mean by that? You know full well what I mean by that, it's all over the television, you know exactly what I mean by that. It's all over the television. You know exactly what I mean by that These gangs of people that are grooming young girls for sex

Do we actually have those in London? I'm unfair to what is meant by the question if she could spell it out I can answer I've just spelt it out. You know, can you imagine not being able to address women being raped in your country? This guy's such a douche. Sadiq Khan. It's a sort of gangs that groom young girls at a young age for sex. Exactly how much clearer do you want me to be? I mean, he's just being deliberately awkward there, isn't he? Incredible.

I don't think there's a more dangerous person in UK politics than Svekan. What he's doing to London is nothing short of disgraceful. There's a reason why businesses, corporations, individuals, talent are all leaving United Kingdom, in particular London, and I think he is a major, major reason behind that. If you look at the decline of London under his leadership directly as a consequence, you know, there's some, a lot of the political stuff you can argue, you can look at blame Tories, you could argue it's been something that's gone on for years and something that's been brewing, something that's not been addressed, and there that's been brewing something that's not been addressed and there's definitely a

Reality to that in terms of the UK general growth decline. It's not something that's happened overnight. Although security seems You know really want to make it even as bad as possible as soon as possible But I think with Sadiq Khan there is it's insane London's like London's like Chicago Just completely falling apart. All right, I'll be back in just a minute. Because of CrossFit, I've been able to become a mom, and that's not something I ever expected to do. A random atriosis diagnosis is different, but there was a time in my life where it was

really bad. I couldn't bring groceries in without being in pain. I couldn't hold my husband's hand without triggering chronic nerve pain and I gave up that dream of becoming a mom because I knew that with endometriosis I was gonna struggle with fertility and didn't want to risk being that kind of mom that wasn't present physically for my daughter when those inflammation flare-ups happen. And me and my husband went through the process of grieving and accepting that. The main priority was like my quality of life and can I manage the inflammation and not be in pain. I

actually started CrossFit as like last resort because the other options of surgery or narcotics it just didn't sound like a viable solution for me without accepting some of the long-term damage that would come with that and so just decided you know what I'm just gonna try CrossFit and see what can be done and it slowly helped build up a lot of strength and helped manage my anxiety and my hormones. Little did I know as I was improving my health over the years that my body was gonna become fit enough to become pregnant and made it possible for me to have her because here she is.

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Is. I thought he still went. What do I know? All right, what a pluus is this week. Did you see that picture of mass deportation someone sent us? Yeah. Oh, he signed into Trump's executive order. You want me to pull that up? Sure.

That's funny. Oh, the Baron Trump one is hilarious too. Holy shit. These are funny. Just so you guys know, Trump signed an executive order it is okay to call people retarded again It is are you here first? Oh This baron Trump one is amazing Holy shit, this is so what Got AIs out of control.

Oh my god. Oh my god. He's so big. He is unnecessarily tall. It's ridiculous. Hey every day is a Take your kid to work day for Trump or Trump. Yeah. Yeah pull that kid out of college Just let him be your sidekick dude He should just be training learning how to fight and then just be by his dad's side at all time What school does he go to? Columbia or something or NYU? NYU Stern School of Business. Yeah that kid's gonna fuck some shit up when he gets done. Did you see the, did you see Trump yesterday after he did the inauguration speech, he just

did a free for all talk. And then after that he went into the, so he then, so after inauguration he went and spoke to like, you know, a couple hundred people and he told him all this stuff that JD Vance and Melania made him cut out of the inauguration. It was like stuff talking about Jan six and shit that he's like, yeah, Vance and Melania said it wasn't appropriate. So I cut it out. He said it should have been they wanted it to be a unifying message. And then he told you all the shit. And then he went into the oval office. There was this fucking beta dude with the did you see that with all that and this beta dude would hand Trump these black folders and then he would sign

them. This weirdo would tell Trump what each, each one said in there. And it was crazy, dude. It was a free for all the press. The access we have to the president now is nuts. Yeah. Right. We've seen Trump more than we saw already in his first day in office. And we saw Trump and Biden in all four years. It's crazy. Yeah, it's insane.

They just, they're going to be around him all the time, which is actually, I mean, he's so good at it. Patrick, I have a question for you in all seriousness. Do you, um, uh, uh, Stephen A Smith said that he regret, he wishes he wouldn't have voted for Kamala. Now that Trump's in office, he regrets. And if he could go back, he would have voted for Kamala now that Trump's in office he regrets and if he could go back he would have voted for Trump do you feel the same way I'm guessing there's tons of people now who are like fuck why did I even vote for Kamala like as each day goes on are you like yeah I probably should have voted for him I mean shit I voted for

uh Hillary in 2016 I think I voted for definitely didn't vote for Trump. I voted for Hillary. Is that who ran against him? It was Hillary. Yeah. Oh, you never voted. Oh, sick. I thought, I thought you said you voted for a quick cam on.

I must believe the hype. Oh, you said that the fuck with Taylor. Oh, well done. Uh, David, we, uh, did you see him talking tick-tock and he don't give a shit about your kids No, David. I must have missed that Hmm. I heard him say they asked. Why did you change your name on about mind about tick-tock? He said What because I used it? Okay, well that solves that

um Okay. Well, that solves that. It does sound like he wants to take ownership of TikTok though. It sounds like he's basically going to give the Chinese ultimatum. You have to give half of the half of the ownership of ours of TikTok to us. And who do you think buys that? Is that just, is that another purchase by Elon or do you have like, I don't even know who else would be able to buy that? Like Metta wouldn't be able to do that. I think he's going to just make them hand it over.

Basically they're, he's basically going to say, Hey, you have to give us 50, the U S government, 50% ownership of TikTok or returning it off. The government can own that? I guess. Like a private entity like that? Yes. Someone asked that and he said, yeah, it's called, it's called, I forget. He said what it was, but it was some business term, like something acquisition, partnership

acquisition or something. He goes, maybe you haven't heard of it. That's because you haven't had a president like me. Interesting. I'm enjoying every second of it. The noble guy is the noble guy doing a podcast tour. What's he doing? Who's the noble guy?

Uh, this, uh, Todd dude, the dude who worked for Noble, who enforces people to take vaccines in order to work for their company. I mean, they wear Apple headphones, you're retarded. What'd you say? Said if you wear those Apple headphones, you're retarded. On earth. If you're a white guy and you wear them, you're retarded. Okay. Yeah. Because we're trying to inspire people to reach their full potential. And we believe that reaching your full potential starts with being the healthiest version of yourself. And for us, that starts with movement, there's so

much more to it. But movement is one of those pillars, and our products are made for that. to it. But moment's one of those pillars and our products are made for that. And we want to just meet people where they are. And our mission is to inspire wellness. And our tagline is start somewhere, which is you can start anywhere, right? And that's from somebody like with their first moment of wanting to improve themselves, like we're here for you. And somebody who's decades into a pro competitive career and has achieved so much. Um, and while on earth, you know, really can be a bridge to all of those different, those different moments and those different people.

So inspiring and truly that mission and that why is also so adjacent to where you are in your journey professionally right now too and personally, right? It's in the application of the fitness space or the wellness space rather. What did they even say? Uh, the make, uh, the make podcast. The M take pod. What the fuck? All these people have such nice sets and such beautiful lighting. Yeah. To say nothing for 90 minutes.

Oh, what is this vacation with kids? Vacation is not vacation when you're with your kids. If you are away right now and you're with your children, just know that there's going to be some joyful moments that you have. And also know that with those joyful moments, you're gonna have really crappy moments too. They can both be true, they can both exist. And when you reflect back and you think,

oh, but my parents always had fun taking us on vacation, or that's what it looked like, why don't I have to, why am I not enjoying every single moment? I guarantee you that your parents didn't enjoy every single moment of taking you on vacation. So break that narrative in your own mind if that is what you are thinking. You don't enjoy every single moment when your fucking boyfriend's skull fucking you and you're gagging on his cock a little bit too. Uh, that just because you don't enjoy every single moment with your kids doesn't mean it's a deal breaker. Boys get the fuck in here right now. Come on.

Show you fucking fun. Stand in order one, two, three. Where's the other one? There's there's my Joey. Is every single moment of our vacation fun? Oh, one no one. Yes. What about you?

Yes. Two to one. What did you say? The water is too cold. Hey, are we always on vacation? Our entire life is our entire life vacation? Yes. What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? Yeah, all right. All right, beat it. Go. Go. Go B. Don't ever interrupt me again while we're doing the podcast. I'll kick someone's ass. What the fuck is going on here? Your parents didn't

enjoy every single minute. Yeah, when your fucking boyfriend accidentally sticks it in your dumper, you don't enjoy that part either. I don't know. That's your something. It's just hard land. What are you doing, Todd? Todd, for five grand a month, I will consult with you. I'll give you one phone call a week and I'll fucking help you.

First of all, stop doing jackass fucking podcasts where you sound like a ding-dong. I don't want to fucking ass-pound you, dude. But if you walk around with a fucking big dollop of KY on your anus while you're grabbing your ankles, it's so hard not to stick my dong in your hole. Douche. Can you blame him? His cheeks are hot. grabbing your ankles it's so hard not to stick my dong in your hole. Dush. Can you blame him? These chicks are hot. We're here for you. Did he really say that? What the fuck is going on in this world? No one believes that. No shoe company is there for anybody. What were you gonna say?

You sell shirts and shoes. Yeah. Not here anybody. Dude, my shoes are so sick. Yeah. I have wide feet and these shoes are fucking incredible for wide feet, but you're never going to believe this. We sell shoes in three different widths. And I want you to know that Matt Fraser won the fucking CrossFit game five times and he loves these shoes and it's no shit. Look at here's a video of him wearing them all day.

We're going to take off. Here's him snatching some way. Like just give it like, like say show us some shit We're here for you, we're here for you To where you are in your career right now My god, that's so fuck god My dick so adjacent to your fucking mouth, dude. The only cool thing about Whole Earth Shoes is that Matt O'Keefe donated $2,000 to the

Fire Fund. That's like the only thing. Everything else about you is just pure bullshit. And you're a fucking scumbag for working at a company that forced people to get their fucking vaccine in order to stay employed there. And all your rhetoric is just douchebaggery. Patrick Lang, your asshole is so wide from Trump's cock right now that you're gonna need new underwear. Wait a second, my asshole is so wide from Trump's cock, okay? Understood, I'm with you. No denying that. That you're

gonna need new underwear? Because your this shit's just coming out of your asshole Unrestricted I don't want to have to think that hard about a put-down. It needs to just be like Yeah, that's pretty bad Yes, Heidi, that's a promise. Your asshole is so wide from Trump's cock right now that you're gonna that you're never see the rest you're like why do I have to fit shit yeah see are you stood you gotta have two comments to make your shit make sense you're tarted anybody think bad you give you I give you a fucking platform to Express your creative

Despair your ass is leaky. Yeah, I know that then I know you get it david Say your ass is leaking see that's straight into the point. I didn't need to think about it Trump. Oh, what? Yes. Anytime you see the word insert run. Oh, I can't help you with that right now. I don't know. I text your mom. Give me five minutes. Find something else to do. Count your fingers.

Do you ever do that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I text your mom. Give me five minutes. Find something else to do. Count your fingers. Do you ever do that thing? Like when you're bored or you're sitting on the toilet and you're taking a shit and you have your hands fight each other. Do you ever do that?

I used to do that when I was your age. When you're in bed, you have your hands fight each other. Kind of cool, right? I used to have like, I would have like a nail clipper and a bobby pin and I would make them fight Yeah Fathering oh yeah, I gotcha you ever have your hands fight each other. I used to have my hands fight each other. Now my buttholes just takes Trump Scott. I used to, I've grown up, I've matured. All right, I want to talk about Wadapalooza. I don't know anything about it other than

Thursday and Friday are individual. Wednesday I'm gonna do a CrossFit Games update show. I think spin's going like at four o'clock Pacific Standard Time. I'm gonna wait till he's done. I'm gonna go on right after him. I'm gonna try to grab a... Oh, here we go. This something didn't sound right. Hello? Hello? Hey. What's up? What's up? Hanging out. About to... to her about a little loser. Oh, hold on one second. Hold on. You're my phone's off

Deep. I know who is that? Is it Jeremy? I think it's Gabe. Oh It is Yeah, is he having a booth at water Palooza? Hey, we are paper. She is. Oh, hey hey there you are. Oh what's up Gabe? Really? He's sounding like Jeremy. He sounded like a black guy at first. Something, your voice is so deep. From the waist down. All right. Understood. You guys are gonna have a booth at Waterpalooza? Yeah man. Dylan actually just facetimed me a little bit ago to show me the venue. Last year the line was so crazy long there. Oh the venue's huge. Dynornous. Oh that's crazy. Oh that's cool. And last year you guys had a crazy line

over 100 people. Is it going to be like that this year? It's probably going to be a little crazier because Friday if you pull up the weather it's supposed to only get up to 60 degrees. So you think people would drink hot coffee even more? Yeah, man. It's, it's not going to be that the warmest of weekends, which holds wealth for us. Um, I mean, we still do hot and cold drinks.

We have the whole espresso and everything out there, but it is going to be a colder, a colder competition weekend. I don't think it's gonna be as humid. So it'll be interesting how athletes recover and how they do with that. Okay, if you're an athlete, I want you right now to pull out your complaint check card and cross off that it's gonna be too hot

because you won't be able to use that this weekend. So when you rehearse what your issues are and your complaints are for this weekend, remember it being too hot will not be one of them. I apologize. On behalf of Wada Palooza and Dylan Walensky, I apologize. But we will not be able to complain about the heat. I just wanted to do a PSA on that. Okay, man. I'll take it. I'm hoping the venue is pretty cool. I know that you guys won't be there.

But I coordinated with Travis to get a bunch of your shirts out there. So we'll have some of your shirts out there. Oh, that's awesome. And we're going to cover it like crazy. I think I was talking with John Young yesterday. I think the event starts at 10 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, which is seven a.m. Pacific Standard Time. So I'm gonna watch all the events

and then we're gonna go live after the events. And I'm excited about it. It's a wild cast of characters there. It sounds like it's gonna be a good event. It's pretty cool. I was also sent Dylan a congratulations. I do think it's really cool that Sarah, Annie, and Katrin are all doing a team together.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's the first time that they do something together, which is interesting that they've been around the sport such a long time that they haven't like done the whole Icelandic thing together for the first, until now. Isn't Katrin pregnant? I have no clue if I'm not, you know, in it like that. I don't think, I don't know. Let's find out. Okay, let's go over to Instagram.

Katrin, I think she is pregnant. I mean, I think she announced that. Or unless I'm confusing it with she announced she just got married. Yeah, well they just got engaged. Yeah, they just got engaged. Retirement? Oh, maybe she's not pregnant. No, I think she just got engaged. You just think that she's pregnant because she got a boob job. Oh, oh, oh. I mean, if anything, it's impressive that Annie's competing, right? Yeah.

Isn't Annie doing the World Fitness Project though also? She is, I think. Yeah, it's crazy impressive. Stop asking questions. I don't know the answers to. No, I mean, I can say yes and then be wrong. Yeah, totally fine. Who cares?

Right. You're right. Of course she is. And she's going to win the games this year. Heck yeah. The Open, the games and the last chance qualifiers. She's going to do them all. And she's going to win her division in the Community Cup.

Oh shit. Look at this picture. Holy shit. Can you see your screen, Gabe? Yeah, yeah. I'm in my office. Who does Katrin look like right there? Hold on. There's a little delay. Caleb?

Oh, I don't know. Dude. Are you going to say what I think you're going to say? If I told you that was Brooke Ence, you would believe me. Oh, no. I was going to say his ex-wife. Oh, oh, interesting. His ex-wife before a lot of the procedures.

The now she looks like Cat from the side. She looks like Katrin, but that man that really looks like Brooke ends Wow Oh Mason says negative negative ghostwriter Seve. Do you think Trump will be will pardon Castro for killing Lazar? God damn it. Sure wouldn't read that Standy you're lying. It's not snowing outside Hey, I'm excited. Thanks for doing the shirts And yeah, man, you know, and I'm gonna send you links. Hopefully you can be one of our East Coast water blues of correspondence while you're there we can send you a link and yeah

I'm gonna live from your phone and show us like the venue and shit like that Yeah, I told I told spin if he if he wants someone that's gonna call people pussy You say the n-word every once in a while and probably say the r-word definitely send me a link your game all right you're free you're free man all right I'll talk to you oh by the way this weekend's fight card stacked for it being a fight night it's a per stack those it's Israel Adesanya's fighting yeah we got MVP fighting fucking one-eyed monster. Uh, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's yes. The co-main events insane. Bro, the heavyweights, everyone on this fight is this fight card is super stacked

like, and it's free. Jeez. How are you like crazy? This is easily a pay-per-view. Hey, did you hear the story about how I saw Armin on Sunday? I meant to text you. Word on the street is he wasn't going to make weight. In an interview he did, he said Tuesday he stopped cutting as per like the UFC doctor. But the word on the street was that he wasn't going to make weight and he used that as an excuse. Obviously we don't know, but he's blaming it on the doctors. So, so what I heard, so when I saw him, he was, he was obviously, uh, pissed

off, um, and very serious and he was just walking in front of Dory's deli's here in Newport. And then yesterday I checked his Instagram and he was on the beach right in front of my house, uh, right in front of Sarah's house. But, um, that is what I didn't, I didn't know the Tuesday date, but what I had heard was, is he had two doctors in his camp and something happened and, uh, yeah, he couldn't make weight. I want, why, why wouldn't they just tell the truth? Why wouldn't they just say he didn't make weight? Why do they call it a back injury?

Right. Because I think, uh, it's, I mean, isn't that one of the, one of the, like, uh, the biggest thing that the professional fighter it's like, oh, hey, man, like one, he's never going to weigh in overweight because they strip 20% of his purse. And then he's no longer fighting for, or, uh, for the bell, but I've seen that happen before he should have just done it. There's an interview where he says, yeah, I'll gladly give up a title fights that go fight Connor and make a bag.

So he's not that type of person. That's going to be like, all right, like I'm going to completely sacrifice everything just to make sure I, I, I beat Islam. He would kill. Like if you're telling. I don't, yeah. Connor isn't part of like he's, he's already in my opinion, he's washed up, obviously kick 99% of the people that asked, compared to where there he fights at 155 which

he will never make 155 ever again who who are who are who arman or uh connor connor connor connor can't fight at 155 yeah like there's no way in hell 170 but who's he gonna go after at 170 it's all gonna be like 155ers that want to fight at 170. Yeah. He can't fight in it. He can't fight tomorrow. Usman Usman will kill Connor McGregor. Yeah. Just completely like very, very different, very, very different,

different weight classes and obviously how, how all the matchups are. But with the arm in thing, I just think it's one of those, Hey man, I'm not going to make weight. I'm going to say I'm injured. And then Dana like, Hey, look, man, we're giving you this opportunity. You fucked it up. Yeah. Now you got to work back because they had to scramble.

Like imagine, yeah, they had to scramble and let's be honest. Let thank God that the coming event was what it was. Oh, incredible. Yeah. Like, yeah, that like Merab just put a clinic on wrestling like against the Dagestani contingency. Like that was. Razy.

Yeah. Crazy to see him just turn around and walk out of all the takedowns, be able to take the, like take Umar down. Like it was, it wasn't even a problem. He's tried it and just it was crazy I think it does taint Islam's career though not not taints too strong but it is a shame for Islam that as he gets closer that that he did that was the You know the the record for most defense titles and it was against a guy who wasn't really a contender

So that kind of sucks for Islam but also sucks because now he's one fight away from having like the most wins or some other record and the fact that he had to fight a due to his number 10 to kind of get there it's going to be talked about a little bit I mean that was a really easy fight for Islam yeah but I mean and I like Moicano and I like my Ghana Yeah, but He was never gonna he's he's 10 for a reason like his last he The fights that he won. It's not like he beat anyone. That was like super super crazy Uh who is long leading up to that? Yeah, uh, my kano. Oh, oh, right. Right, right

That's why the darn the the the banil fight would have been so cool because now it's like all right These two guys are One is waning right Benil is kind of like falling off and we kind of was like really trying to establish himself That's why that fight would have been fucking phenomenal Obviously it fell through But now I mean is one was there he he did his thing. He'd be Charles. He'd be Dustin. He'd be Volkanovsky like twice those are Come on like those are on. Like those are,

yeah. Like those are fights. Maybe he got one easy one, like one easy fight since 2020. Like that's yeah. He beat Chow Go. He beat Dan Hooker. Uh, he'd be fucking Charles Olivera. He'd be yeah, like these are all big names Who beat him? Who's his loss to Oh Adriano Martins? I don't even know who that is. Oh, he got KOed Wow I think it was one of like his very like first UFC fights. He's beat Yeah, you're right Bobby green Charles Olivera Volkanovsky Dustin Poirier Bobby Green, Charles Olivera, Volkanovsky, Dustin Poirier. Those are all top contenders. He's not like he just went and, okay, cool.

I got a freebie. He got a freebie when he already beat and dusted everyone under him. Armand would have been cool. He's never fought Gachey. He's never fought Gachey. I think I guess whoever wins out of what's Dan Hooker's ranking. He's like sixth or something and Gagey like fourth now. I'm not, I'm not sure.

I don't know what the rankings are. Why would you want to see that though? Like you saw what he did to basically, in my opinion, like Gagey and Dustin kind of like, hey, here's the deal. Are on the same level. I don't think Islam, the best guy I'm starting to look at Islam's record So I don't I don't think I don't think Dan Hooker Bobby green or Alexander Volsky Off ski or Dustin Poirier Dustin was is in towards the end of his career

Alexander had to come up a weight class. I Think the only real test Islam's had is Charles Olivera. He hasn't even fought Michael Chandler. I don't know. I'm starting now that I'm looking at it. Why would you fight Chandler? Oh, just because those are the best guys in the division. Islam hasn't fought any, the only good guy that Islam's fought in my opinion, like of the, of the best, I mean, wouldn't you say that Chandler's

better than Bobby Green? You think, don't you think Chandler's better than Alexander Volkanovsky? Ooh, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Did Dustin beat up Chandler? He did, huh? Uh, not quite certain. I don't recall it's on top of my head, but I think, I think, I think he, yeah.

Yeah. He beat up Chandler. He beat up Chandler, but he lost to Gachie. Yeah. And the BMS title thing. Um, but that's what I'm saying. Like it's, it's one of those things where you have to put credence on the fact that Volkonovsky was a killer and that fight went to decision. Like that was the closest that Islam got to like seeing defeat, which is really, really important. And then from there, it's just been complete dominance, even against bulk again.

Hey, they got to bring the dude up from 145 to fight Islam. Deporia? Yep. I know it's crazy. I know it's crazy. It talks about Islam so big, but what'd you say? I think it's Deporia versus bulk Balk in Miami in 313 I think. That's already scheduled?

I don't it's it's I think it's just a rumor. I don't know if you heard that from me. They got Dan Hooker versus Justin Gaethje. Gaethje's gonna kill Hooker. They got Dan Hooker versus Justin Gage. Gage is going to kill Hooker. And Alex Paharo versus Magmed Ankulov. Wow, Paharo is fighting again already. Jesus Christ. That's amazing. Yeah.

I can't believe Cejudo is fighting. I'll take that any day. I can't believe Cejudo is fighting Song Yedong. Yeah, he gets the back for that, man. I hope so. It'll just once he, he fumbled his whole career. He fumbled his career horribly. Um, but I mean, I, I like it.

I like that fight night. That's, that's an awesome like way for sahooto to possibly get a win against a really, really tough striking and like, he's a decent rappler too. Um, and you got DC coming back to why that's an amazing fight. What, uh, Dominic Cruz, Dominic Cruz, Dominic Cruz, Dominic Cruz. What you have, he's going to be in ultimate fighter chamber. The contender series. DC is like the next coach for contender series.

The yeah, that's tough. Yeah. Tough. Um, 312 is a horrible car, dude. 312. The main event looks good. I don't know. I don't, I don't, I mean, way Zang Tatiana Suarez, Justin. I don't even know who some of these people are.

I mean, I know who those girls are. I know who Judy crude is. They better get some people on there. They better get another some people on there. They better get another big fight on there. Pretty, pretty kind on the eyes. That's a Sienna Suarez fight. Mainly because of her.

Yeah, I hope she doesn't get her ass demolished. I mean, I like, I like the main event. I like De Pussy, I like Strickland. I like the pussy. I like Strickland. I'm not sure. The person is going to be amazing. I hope Strickland kills big to pussy fan too. I am your pussy fan.

Big to pussy fan. I'm a strong Strickland fan. Dude, if Strickland like is in the right right mental space, he has the best chance to beat Dricus and I think that would be perfect for them to go again. I think that would be the third time that they fight if he beats him. I think, dude, I think Strickland has the ability to like go and kill him. But if not, he, I really do think it's like a three round fight. I don't think, uh, I don't think Strickland is big enough to fight the complete of a fighter. Yeah. But it's pressure,

but it's the pressure, man. Yeah. But look at the pressure that is he gave to gave to Drick is Drick has eight most of those shots. Do you think Strickland won the first fight against a pussy? It's one of those man now, like he was champion. So he should have gotten like, he should have gotten a little bit more credence. He should have. Dracuzzi. Damn. Let me put it this way. I don't think they, I don't think either of them won the fight, but I don't think Sean as champion lost the fight.

Fair. All right. It's, it's, it's stupid. It's a stupid thing to say. No, it's not. I get it. I get it. It was like, ah, whatever.

Even David, even David, even David Weed thinks Strickland won. No, no, no, no. David Weed is a pussy. He can suck a cock. Fuck that. Well, that's true. Go back to where the fuck you came from. That's true.

Go back to fucking where is he from? What country is he from? No, no, no. Fuck that. He has. He's fucked that. You're welcome. Fucking having been being in an American chat here.

He was born and raised in Beverly Hills. Uncle Buck diddled them. And then he got busted for hacking into some computers and he escaped to poor That's just that's just angry pets. I agree that he can't be part of this conversation. I know he likes homosexual talk I'm sorry, I'll bring up fucking Crocs next time so that way you can fucking interject shit in there. Yeah. Yeah Croc wearing fuck Pat Lang wears Crocs. Yeah, I need a shirt pat lang wears Crocs All right guys, I will see you I'm in Miami this whole weekend if you guys want shirts if you guys want coffee Please show up. We're doing a bunch of giveaways with with with Travis and Travis won't be able to be there is We're giving away three of his backpacks. Oh

Okay on Friday Saturday and Sunday. We'll throw a bunch of swag there. So you know, you guys can all hang and buy coffee there. Appreciate you guys and talk to you guys later. Good bye. Thank you. By the way, someone last night in the Dave Castro Weekend Review was saying they wanted sweatshirts. I think, oh, maybe there's not. I thought there was a Sabon podcast sweatshirt. Oh, there's a girl. Oh, there's a boys one. Yeah.

These ones with zippers on them. Oh, that's the same one that he sells for Crash. Yeah, I love Crocs. I know. I know. All right, I got to go work out. I got to pretend like my morale wasn't crushed by looking at wooly's instagram Can you hear the fighting the boys fighting yeah, yeah getting crazy in there zippers are not gay. Oh nine out of ten. Wow

Wow standy Could have been 10 out of 10 if we wouldn't have talked about UFC. All right. Love you guys. What is today? Today's Tuesday? Tuesday. Okay.

Susan has a show in an hour. Sweet. All right. Talk to you guys later. Bye bye. Three hours and four minutes.