The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | Burpee Debacle, Trump Tax Fraud, DEI Hires

Episode Date: March 31, 2024

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I know it's weird not seeing anything I'm doing I'm doing Jason Kalipas podcast on Monday Oh yeah that's right. And I don't know if it's... How do I make it to the... It looks like the comments are on, right? I wonder why they're not just scrolling up the side.

Can you guys hear us? Are we here? Good morning. Hey, Rambo, what's up? Good morning. Well, something's tripping this morning. Jess, what's up? Good morning. Hey, Rambo, what's up? Good morning. Oh, something's tripping this morning. Jess, what's up? Good morning. Brian, good morning. Yep. Okay. Thank you. Oh, there we go. Okay.

Oh, now I got him. Something seems like it's slow rolling this morning. Isn't that delayed? Barely. No. Normally it is, but now it's like right on time. What's up, Jose? Good morning. There we go. Cool. This, um, yesterday I called, uh, remember I called, um, I called Tim Murray yesterday to see if he wanted to do that thing. It's actually Wednesday. I thought it was Tuesday.

Oh. But on Wednesday, uh, Jeff Berman is going to go against Colton Mertens. Yeah, that'll be cool. And they're doing 100 burpees for time over a bar? Yeah. And what's kind of the rule about that? You just got to jump back and forth, right? You don't have to open up.

It's basically you just have to touch your chest and get over the bar. Like, if you could do a push-up and spring over the bar, you'd be good to go. Yeah. I don't think they're going to do it laterally, are they? They might because that maximizes speed, too. I'm guessing the rule is going to be, hey, just whatever the fuck. I mean, the way it looked at quarterfinals during the Open was it didn't even matter. Right.

The dumbbell? Yeah, whatever. Yeah even matter right the dumbbell yeah whatever you yeah yes the dumbbell didn't even really matter if you were going directly over it just as long as it looked like you were you were going yeah yeah yeah you kind of just said and uh but and as long as both your feet were supposed to come off the ground at the same time yep they could cross they could do whatever stay huddled over yeah yeah yeah and like some people were just like they look like a hamster the whole time yeah i could do that for like five reps and then i'm done you know somewhere when i did the open i got like like probably like around i don't know somewhere in the workout i did i it came to me and i did like two

i'm like oh i'm doing oh i'm doing it and i'm like no no, I'm doing it. And I'm like, no, no, you're not doing it. Rosie, what's up? So check this out. So Jake and Colton are going to do it on Wednesday, and they're doing it at 4.30 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. Then at 5.30, I think, I'm very close to having the whole thing organized. Then at 5.30, we will go live and we will have the fittest man in the world in the CrossFit Games dwarf category do the same thing. Awesome.

There's only one piece that's not in place yet. Well, two pieces. I asked, I want to get like JR and Taylor to help me on that show. Okay. Or, or Grundler. Yeah. And if not, I'll dip into like, you know, the D team. Um, when you see just me and Caleb on there, you know? Oh, yeah. If you just see Matt and Caleb, you know, and horribly wrong. Uh, but then also, Oh, where's Caleb? Oh, Caleb always shows up at 7.06. He has one minute. Or whoever, you know, John Young. The only reason why I didn't invite John Young is I figured he's going to be busy on the other show, but it would be great if they were done and he came over too. But here's the thing. I want to see if I can flex the power of the podcast and have people just throw in money for tim murray yeah for tim murray okay cool so so if we get 500 people i was gonna give him a thousand dollars if

he beat it okay but what if we just we're just like hey everyone donate a dollar and you get 500 people watching it and then there's 500 bucks for him yeah know what and then if he beats it then then we'll match yeah we'll make it make sure we make it a thousand but that way he's he's getting lewd anyway yeah that's cool that's cool i think people will be excited to support him does he need someone to do it against and or is the stress of just being live on the seven podcast enough i think the stress i mean i was gonna say he he has a pretty big audience it's probably the biggest audience ever watching him do burpees ever so i think that might handle it plus are we gonna tell him the time to beat yeah we'll give and we'll set him up for everything i don't know if we tell him the

time to be every advantage come on okay caleb i could barely hear you every advantage thank you you think so what if it gets in his head though like what if the time that like colton puts up is just and you notice that that's the winner right there what if the time colton puts up is just like insane you're already calling the shot yeah i'm calling the shot well you know i asked taylor if he thought tim murray could beat him and he's like dude tim murray has won 16th a chance and i thought he really meant i thought he really meant that but then later on they're like no someone that's a joke that's a short person That's a short person joke. It's a dwarf joke. Damn. That's a politically incorrect joke. But who knows?

Maybe he'll crush those burpees. Yeah. I cannot be outdone by Colton and Jeff and Spin. We must. We must. We must. Jake. Jake. Oh, shit. i thought you did jake german jake berman on the show huh no god um i remember one time i was talking to noah olson

in the car and he was in the car and he was cool as shit and i always thought i'd love to have that guy on the show yeah he's awesome yeah he's like created and sold multiple drink companies oh so he's a baller yeah he's made a shit ton of money i think he lives in like miami or something maybe atlanta so he so he's flipping energy drink companies and colton spraying pig shit out of fucking hell yeah 400 square foot fucking uh assassination chambers colton works at Auschwitz for pigs and Jake Berman's fucking banging strippers and flipping energy drinks and doing curls.

My God. Crazy. I bet you Jake Berman's chick is hot as fuck. Yeah. She is. Oh, look at Colton. Is that her? Caleb's just like she is. I did the research. If I lose, look what I'm going home look at Colton. Is that her? Caleb's just like, she is. Here, let me go play. I did the research. If I lose, look what I'm going home to, Colton.

I still win. You got pigs and I got this. Oh, my gosh. Someone said, what's Kenneth DeLapp say? Imagine Tim Murray wearing one of Bryson Del Monte's oversized shirts. Oh, man. He cleared his Instagram. I'm not sure they're even still together. Wearing one of Bryson Del Monte's oversized shirts. Oh, man. He cleared his Instagram.

I'm not sure they're even still together. Oh, really? Oh. By the time you sell your second energy drink company, you have too many girls to be. Can't be tied down. Yeah, you can't be fucking around with that shit. That beverage life. Yeah, he sold it to like 7-Eleven.

It's called Spade. Damn. Damn, he is stout. That's awesome. Look at him. That's cool. He had one of those hair things on to make you think that you're supposed to be doing everything. Right. All sanitary. Yeah, very sanitary at the energy drink company yep

yeah it's just rocking the internet so there's one piece that i'm hesitant to bring up that i haven't told you guys yet i'm a little nervous i called uh kevin ogar this morning i text him to see if i could get some uh very sensitive issue. Oh boy, what's going down? Wednesday evening. One sensitive issue about the Tim Murray show. By the way, Tim's game, he's fired up. Is he?

When I called him yesterday, he's like, you think you can break it? You're going to go hard? He goes, dude, that's the only way I go. He wasn't like, it was just like it was sincere it wasn't he wasn't showboating i think it made him nervous that we asked but i think he's down for it i'm nervous for him thinking about it right now by the way you guys uh the dms are just i really appreciate appreciate the dms about the matothian. I love waking up in the morning.

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Stop putting fluoride, neurotoxins in your mouth. Well, that part too, I guess. Jeremy E. World, love the hat. Is it the start of your skateboarding career? No, but it shows that Travis listens to the show because he sent me a bunch of hats. Oh, and he got you a yellow one. And I was like, instead of saying thank you, I'm like, I wanted a yellow one. This one doesn't fit my head.

I wanted the Down Syndrome Barbie. I wanted the Down syndrome, Barbie. Last night, I was in the garage with the boys, and I was throwing them balls, and they were hitting them with a plastic bat. So you do 50 balls, switch hitting, right, left, right, left, right, left. And we don't play – it's not – we never – I don't know. Maybe they will play baseball. But I just like it because it's twisting in both directions. It's hand-eye coordination.

And so we're doing that. And then I have them do this thing where they walk while you're waiting your turn to go. You walk on the air runner one minute forward with three-pound wrist weights. And then one minute backward with your hands on your head. Just walking to stay one. And then someone else is doing either bar muscle-ups or pullovers. You get to decide. And there's a timer going. And my kids are amazing.

So then Avi wants it to be his turn, but it's Ari's turn. So he goes over and slaps Ari in the face. Makes sense. Not too hard, but just like this. I'm like, hey, dude dude don't do that you're gonna get in trouble he he does it again oh testing class all right i'm like all right uh take off the wrist weights and you're done we're it's just you know we're i'm done so then he he looks at me and he takes off his waist weights on he's what he slapped him with wrist weights on yeah just

like little three pounders too they're heavy they're heavy that's like a glove that's like a boxing glove so now he's leaving the room and he fucking four forearm shivvies him in the chest yeah yeah like it's his fault that his dad's being a dick to him shit rolls downhill yeah. Yeah. Thank you for being a pussy. Like, all right, dude. 110 burpees. Get at it. Dang.

Yeah. And I lay a mat out for him to do the burpees on, and he just kicks it across the room. He's like, I don't need that. Oh, shit. And then he just got at it. Just fucking. Flexing. And then he's doing the burpees and he's not he's not he's

just putting his hands here like this i'm like hey did your hands have to touch he's like you don't like first of all it's not even relevant what what i do but i always touch and i just want to make that clear that's the point of story i always touch my hands is that gonna be a standard for the burpee competition too no i know because they just have to fly over right they just do whatever they do will well okay so here's the controversial part and i text kevin ogarn and i'm tempted to just call him okay ready yeah should i call him and ask him the problem the question and then talk me to answer what i don't know either let me call him let me oh here i'm awake what's your question oh okay here

we go okay do you use a bar with change plates or do you just use the bar is that what the question is where he's very close he's very close do you put 25s on? Here we go. Because I would really like to see Tim Murray smoke those two. Yeah. Or at least have a fucking fighting chance. Let's see if he's going to answer. Hello?

Hey, buddy. Hello? Hey, this is Sevan. Hey, Sevan, what's going on? We're live on the air. Oh, buddy. Hello? Hey, this is Sevan. Hey, Sevan, what's going on? We're live on the air. Oh, okay. A very sensitive, very sensitive question, politically sensitive question I need to navigate with you. Sorry, I can barely hear you. What'd you say?

Very sensitive political question I have to navigate with you. Okay. Okay, here we go. We're live on the air air so i'm putting you on the spot all right okay here we go jake burman and colton merton's live wednesday at 4 30 are going to do 100 burpees for time and they're going to race each other over the bar burpees a lot of shit talking going on on the internet okay now i don't want to be left out so when they're done i've invited the fittest man in the world in the dwarf category onto my show to try to beat their time. Tim Murray. Does he use the same bar height as them?

Does he have to put like 45s on and jump over the bar or does he get to just jump over the bar? What's the official rule from Kevin Ogar, director of the adaptive division at the CrossFit Games? Well, when we adapted the bar, basically bar burpees for the open, they just did burpees. Oh, it was very similar times. Oh, official. OK. OK. All right.

You don't think we should even have him jump over a pvc pipe or something no i think having him go straight burpees is probably gonna be just as fast probably faster than all of you guys but i don't i don't think uh no i think i think regular burpees would be the best adaptation for that and i know you're not in your official capacity giving that but if you if i had paid you for consulting that's what you would tell me yes okay free consulting for the seven parties all right buddy thank you so much i appreciate it no problem all right bye all right bye shit all right hey i like those i like those odds now i like caleb caleb it was we handled it without

it being offensive why and what this is offensive because you're making it offensive. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Now, one more.

You guys. Okay. One more call. One more call. Okay. I mean, Rogue makes it. Oh, okay. You're right.

That's fine. If Rogue makes it, shit, we're good to go. Legit. All right. Check it out. I don't know why I'm not using my regular... Probably because it never works. Is that Dave's son on the couch? If you want to watch that show,

you're going to have to give a dollar. That's the rule. Members only. It's to give a dollar. That's the rule. Members only. It's an honor system dollar. All proceeds will go to Tim Murray. Oh, look at Bob. Look at Bob wants to question the great Kevin Ogar. This is Tim.

That's right. Bob says, don't you just draw a line on the floor and jump over? Line facing burpees is a thing now, too. That actually might be a good idea from Bob. That way he has to do the lateral jump? Yeah, so he's still moving laterally. We could get a second opinion. I don't want to insult. Now it's gotten even more i mean i don't want to insult now now it's gotten

even more weird i don't want to insult kevin either very sensitive to insulting people i could tell i think kevin's right though kevin's right he he did he did it in the open that's probably the right way to go yeah i would say that's a good that's a good one to go by what's up guys good morning oh good morning morning matt morning matt um susan i scheduled burger for a saturday and burger's response was is that hey maybe a lot of places won't be open to crank call our planet fitness was always open i'm not like a 24-hour gym're going to hit them up again. Let's see. I just want to get a second, not a second opinion,

but I want to see what Taylor says now about Tim Murray's chances. If I can make a prediction on Taylor's reaction first, he'll be like, no, dude, fuck that. He's got to jump over the bar. Yeah, yeah. It's fucking pussy shit. And then he'll slow down and then he'll be like, actually, now that I thought about it, you're probably right.

You're probably right. Can you guys hear that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Planet fitness is 24.

I liked what a kid rock said. Planet fitness. How about fitness? Dick in your mouth. So good. Hey, this is Taylor. Oh, he's crying. How's this show supposed to work if you guys don't answer your phone?

Did you guys see their show, by the way, Shut Up and Scribble last week? Dude, they've been killing it. Yeah, the reviews are crazy. People are going nuts on Taylor. People love him. Yeah. Well, the one that Will and JR did is almost at 9,000. Wow, crazy. Yeah. I know. Will's funny. Will's great.

There's the thumbnail, too. Every time Will makes a killer thumbnail, they come flocking. Yeah, it has nothing to do with your content, boys. Zero to do with that. It's all thumbnail. Savon, are you guys sending a team to semifinals? Yeah, for sure, Carson. 100% Carson. We don't have a

sponsor for Knoxville? What's that one called? The Crash Cruise? No. Syndicate Crown? Syndicate. I always want to call it Strickland Crown. I don't know why. Makes sense.

Who is this we're calling it now again? JR. He's probably coaching. How you reach JR Howell on the primary contact? Fuck these working class people. It's 7.10.20 there. It might be like primetime Saturday. I bet you his gym is crazy on Saturday.

Yeah, it's nuts. Did you go in there on a regular Saturday, Caleb? Yeah. A regular Saturday. Yeah. easy on saturday yeah it's it's nuts did you go during like a regular saturday calum just like yeah middle saturday yeah but then on sundays he does that that burn class or whatever where they just work out basically for like it's like an hour just cardio kind of sesh yeah and everybody shows up for that and it's like a sunday evening thing so everybody goes to church in the morning and then they'll do the burn class in the afternoon. Hey, when I pull up screens, did you hear that crackle? I did. Oh, that's new.

I wonder if the audience hears that. Interesting. Franco Dubac. Someone, did you see Hiller's latest video? It is truly incredible. How crazy she is. You guys watched it? Yeah, I started watching it.

I haven't watched the whole thing, maybe a little more than half. She talks about how mean and toxic men are, but doesn't say one mean or toxic thing men say. But then she reads stuff about people saying mean stuff about men. And you're like, they don't deserve the airtime. It's libtard abstraction talk. It's like it's what she feels. It is bizarro world.

Yeah. And then she's talking about how shitty CrossFit is, but then shows a poll at the end that people actually like it. But that's the poll she uses to say that people like what if i was like everyone hates baskin robbins and then i show you a poll and it's 75 like it 10 don't care and five people hate it you're just like what the fuck is going like are you completely she's broken it's the cnn playbook yes everybody hates trump that they put up the poll they're like why is that 30 and trump's killing it they're like yep everybody hates him see she talks she talks about how everyone it's the toxicity is coming from the united states

and yet all the quotes and everything she gives are people from her gym in the united kingdom i'm just like what the fuck is going on here does she not watch her videos now granted i haven't watched her video i'm just taking hillar's word for it yeah i just can't watch her videos it is something else i think her station's dead i think she's just getting like i think that's probably why she did that makes sense why she's going desperate and trying to clickbait stuff i want to go to... I want to go to... CrossFit communities. And another interesting thing is she has a video that says about me

the most toxic man in CrossFit and yet I'm trying to think if I've ever said anything bad about her. Like, do you think what I just said about her is bad? No. I think it's just an observation of her behavior. And I gave clear examples.

Yeah. I think you hooked just an observation of her behavior. And I gave clear examples. Yeah, I think you hooked her up. Got her. And then she'll point to this. Oh, shit. I just remembered. I got to tell you this. Somebody used our clip from when we interviewed Liver King, like a bunch of them on a podcast that has like 600 000 views or something oh yeah really yeah yeah i'll get that youtube is back to normal

oh look at that oh that's weird and they move the shorts up there hey will you send me a link to that yeah i got let me get it i gotta the irony is that people leaving negative comments are just proving my point and are exactly the kind of people i'm referring to keep running it for everyone go on he pinned it oh she pinned it never mind uh this is unbearable listen to we've been telling crossfit is useless for years i've only been to four sessions so far but all the athletes have been so welcoming of course if you're hey that's the thing she's just attracting what she is yeah i mean it's so obvious the whole you know when someone's talking about

themselves but they think they're talking about someone else that's her that's her the whole yeah i think you have a problem with crossfit because it doesn't fit your idea of what it should be yeah box owner for 12 years been doing crossfit since 2006 i've literally never seen any never seen the majority of the negative stuff you're talking about of course not and for some reason that's negative because you don't agree with her yeah playbook also don't agree uh 100 agree that gyms are clicky but it's the same in most group environments oh listen i had my membership canceled at a crossfit gym because when i was managing depression i had a dark cloud above me and it was best i returned when i was more willing to participate wait what the what that experience looks like you mean because you were standing

in the middle of the floor saying I hate Jews you were having a mental breakdown what does that even mean that just means I'm mentally ill and I still can't take personal accountability and responsibility I can't be out without supervision dude imagine getting asked to leave a crossfit gym what you'd have to listen those people want your fucking money

they're barely making ends meet yeah no shit jackass you must be doing some really bad shit uh i've just begun my crossfit journey i'm still going through the foundation course i'm a woman in her 40s and definitely out of shape i had nothing but encouragement of course yeah fucking obviously and by the way too all those individual experiences at those gym is 100 the responsibility of the owners of those gyms like if your shit is clicky or you have the kids club because they're the competitors or any

of that shit, that's 100% on the owner. Most likely, they're a douchebag and they're super into the click too. Yeah. I found a box that I crave totally support and encouragement to the point that I'm confident enough to compete in upcoming competition. She writes,

that's amazing. Proud of you. Good luck with your competition. She must have just popped the volume. My gym is great. No complaints. You are very necessary in the world. Oh, look at this. Wow. You are very necessary in the world. Thank you for being here and putting your face personally to say

these things. I started CrossFit one year ago. I adore it. My CrossFit gym is great, but I'm always the worst in class. I'm already used to it so this lady disagrees with everything sporty beth said what's her real name danielle robinson bethany she agrees with everything bethany robinson says she looks like a bethany man just vile She looks like a bethany man Just vile That's that's

What is happening? When was that video made hers that she made was that recent? Yeah yesterday. Damn hillary's fast, huh? He just refreshes her page all the time, just waiting for her to post something new. Dude, just insane how he's able to spin up that whole video after that. You think that all these people think that they know the fastest way to jump rope. What do you mean? Stand upright. Don't jump high. everyone thinks that they know everyone thinks that they know what have i told you that the fastest way to jump rope is to get your nose the closest to your cock and balls as you can like try to sniff your own vagina

that is truly the fastest way to jump rope if If you want to just destroy people, you know how usually double-unders are just like, it's about mitigating error in competitions, and if you don't make an error, the people move at the same pace. No one really does it faster or slower. Yeah, yeah. You're about to change that, huh? I mean, I've seen a bunch of these now, but it's just fucking ridiculous that no one in CrossFit has done this yet.

Look at this. Ready? Ready to have your mind blown? Yeah. This is one of those videos you're like, is this real? You can't even believe it's real. Here we go.

What? What? Holy shit. I think that was 228 single unders in, I don't know what the time was, but I mean, it's less than 30 seconds. So is it like that because the rope's super short so it could travel faster around? Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be, right?

Yeah. Here, hold on. It said 228 in 30 seconds. Holy smokes. Crazy. It sounds like when in 30 seconds. Holy smokes. Crazy. It sounds like when you light up a firework. Yeah, right? When are we going to see this?

And look, he's wearing Savage Ones. He's wearing the new Savage Ones. Wow. That's how he's able to do he's wearing savage the new savage ones Wow, that's how he's able to do it. That's the new color way. Yes. Yeah, that's gonna be dope I got the uh podcast Damn And look he's rotating like he's rotating Is he going backwards or the forward holy fuck dude holy hell that's insane i get so much poon yeah look at jake chappin i bet he gets laid okay i just sent the thing i think it's like 14 uh kiro slays uh i watched it she might

want to take a break from the internet yeah oh my gosh uh kiro slays it has nothing to do with crossy i know hillar's nice to her he doesn't like but he just lets her know hey your video makes no sense the opposite at one point she uses the word accountable in there and hillar looks at the camera and he goes did she just say accountable yeah that was good accountable uh savvy look at malibu's most wanted today what is that tell me what to do with my show it looks like are you vetting that caleb yeah don't let anyone boss us around today what do you mean today well there we go dawn 99 uh step on tell cash to watch physical 100 for ideas i i i watched the preview for that the other day it was we i couldn't get into it is

it good should i should i actually click it and give it some time? No. No, okay. I could not get into it either. It's so dark. Like the – I just don't – I wanted it to be bright, like way brighter. Instead of painting everything black, I would have preferred everything in white. Yeah. I don't know. I just could not get into that show or the F1 series. People love that shit, and I like – I could not watch it.

No, dude. I couldn't even make it past one episode. It just seemed boring. I watched episode one from the first season. But I wasn't hooked. But yeah, people love it. It's just great to see the money. Just like millions of dollars.

They like tally shit up. It's like, I don't know. I just like the drama and the money. Maybe I should have watched it more. Somebody said I should have watched it more. Because they're like, well, how far did you get? And I was like, Somebody said I should have watched it more. Cause they're like, well, how far did you get?

And I was like an episode and a half and or so. And they're like, Oh yeah, it gets good after that. Same with Yellowstone. I got into Yellowstone. You can get into Yellowstone. No,

but I'm weird, dude. I can't sit. Like if, if somebody goes to put on a movie, I almost get like anxiety. I'm like, shit,

I have to sit here for two and a half hours. Like I can't do that. Me too. I usually do it while I'm doing it. Like if I turn it on in the, in here, I'll be like working on the house while watching it. Oh,

okay. You're a passive watcher. Yeah, but it's good though. Yellowstone for sure. A good one to watch. What is this eyebrow doing? Look at,

I have an eyebrow, runaway eyebrow. Oh, both my eyebrows are, I never noticed that about my eyebrows. They're like in two P I have two eyebrows on each side. Ah, gangster.

What's up with your hand? You ended up getting in a bar a bar fight uh i was painting the skate ramp i do man shit okay yeah caleb's like that's nice you thought i got in a bar fight caleb's like did you fall down are you okay it was funny because he said he was working on the skate ramp so i was like oh maybe he was testing it out and he slipped and he fell not like all like oh i was walking on flat ground and tripped over my feet kind of fall like old person fall i was thinking he was actively doing something well what was that he thought i was old and fell down i i mean not what i said caleb um did you see the did you see the did you see this uh the sliver king thing yeah yeah you want to watch it you got to go like 14 did you find the clip already caleb oh i okay why do i desperately need it 1406 let's see okay look how young cedarland works health scare that led he and his wife to discover this lifestyle in the first place.

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keep looking for solutions, and finally we found Ancestral Living. Brian's family is very much a part of Oh! I think it's I mean, I haven't watched all the podcasts he's done. He's done fucking 100, but I watched like five, and it was by far the best one.

Because we're in it? Yeah. 602,000 views on that. Yeah, yeah. Look at that, 1.9, or 1.1 subscribers. This podcast is crazy. Why does this pod, is this a pod? No, it's not a podcast.

They're just videos. They're just videos, yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry. No, it's okay. This fucking station fucking station is like creepiest vlogger on youtube oh did i win that no oh you got you got beat by this guy jay aubrey it's funny how the people some people just have this huge following and you've just never heard of them? I don't think you look any different. Older, younger? No, yeah.

I mean, you have hair on your face. Yeah, that was fully shaved in. I'm going to start studying you and critiquing your age. Okay. Because it doesn't age. I should send this to you, Caleb, so I don't have to do both. I'm more like a Benjamin Button. Sorry.

Reverse age. It's funny. In so many ways, the show has evolved, but the show notes have devolved. I know. I was looking at our setups in that clip. I was just on that white wall with the background. God, my show notes are such a mess. I'm so sorry.

I normally don't get embarrassed about anything. I almost, now I'm like, I've reached the point of reaching embarrassment to send this to him. Such a fucking mess. Did you see that the governor of New York went to that, so a cop got killed in New York City? Yes. It's kind of crazy.

I mean, by now we're getting used to it, but it's a guy that had been, had three felonies and like 12 arrests And he was let out of jail and I think his nickname was like killer and he killed a cop No, sure, and now there's a protest because it was an injustice. No, okay. There should be though and So they had his funeral yesterday or two days ago, and Trump went to the funeral. Oh, here it is. Oh, shit. Good job. Governor Hochul – so this chick's fully anti-cop, defund the police.

She's probably gotten herself – is probably one degree of separation from getting cops killed, meaning a lot of her decisions have made things very difficult for cops. getting cops killed meaning like a lot of her decisions have put made things very difficult for cops she's a fool yeah i mean you you guys know you guys know new york and in san francisco are fucked yeah new york and california are fucked in florida and texas are thriving yep and and we know why yeah it's um because these people are so scared of the facts. But anyway, here she is. She showed up to the police officer's funeral where Trump was. And watch what they do to her. It's fucking wild.

She has like a whole posse with her of like six or seven people. And this dude in the black suit just starts like yapping at her. Shaking his head like absolutely not. See the black lady and the chubby guy yeah the governor's between them you can't see her yeah that's right over the right shoulder this guy in the suit yeah oh so they kicked her out of the funeral they're like we don't want you here yeah they didn't even let her in look at that shit damn he's like what the fuck are you doing here you're an absolute disgrace to new york and who's that guy who was back turned to us sorry did you say

that earlier it's probably it's probably one? It's probably one of the family members. Oh, he's pissed. Look at his body language. How dare you show up here. Oh, she got straight lectured. Damn, bye bitch. Yeah. Bye.

Yeah, people aren't taking that shit no more. Go fuck yourself. If on the police. Fucking retard. Pushed away. What? what imagine that imagine your leadership is so bad i heard there were over a hundred thousand cops that showed up to the uh basically to the can you call it festivities funeral yeah services yeah i also heard that um they pushed because governor hokal came with a black. That's why they didn't let him in.

I saw that on CNN. I swear to God. Even better is when they finally turned around, they started clapping. They were clapping for her to leave. They're like, thank God. Yeah, damn. And then, of course, all the news on Fox is that Biden and Bill Clinton and Obama were in town and they didn't go to the funeral. I heard I heard, you know, when they had the you know, when they had the shooting. In that school in Texas, and it was that tranny that fucking shot up that Christian school. Yeah. And that basically the very next day, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden invited all these fucking trans people to the White House to let them know that they're going to make the United States a safe space for them. And then they never called the parents, I guess, of those kids, of the parents of the kids who were killed. Eventually, they went down there, I think, and met with them.

But even they, some of those parents wouldn't even talk to Biden. But it's just interesting. Those parents wouldn't even talk to Biden. But it's just interesting. It's just all – the same weird thing happened after October 6th. A couple days later, the White House had Islamophobic Day. It's like – it's a weird – it's a fucking – shit's getting weird. Yeah, it really is. Okay.

We've, this show is just fully educating you now. We've talked about the best way to jump rope. We've told you about a large event that's happening on Wednesday, this upcoming Wednesday. Yep. It's a dollar entry fee for that show. $1. Hey, nobody interesting. If we end up getting to a post my time with dave at the

capitol you'll kind of get an insight as to how some of those things work and it's pretty crazy tell me about that small insight well at the um at the state capitol there's only out of the 60 something assemblymen that are there assemblymen assemblywoman like 53 of them are democrats and like six are republicans for the state of california in california and sacramento yeah and so like you go to pat like he was talking about and he's like there's no like we're only here to hopefully voice enough stuff so that way it catches the attention of the people and then they call in and put pressure and he goes because we have zero ability to change or provide any information he goes it just it's

basically everything is already decided before they even walk in here. And they're all going to vote a certain way and they're all going to stick to their team. No matter what. No matter what. And so Dave actually asked him, he kind of laughed and he goes, so then what's the point of your job a little bit? And he goes, well, I hope that if we end up exposing some of these bills, I'm in the news all the time talking about it, that I could just voice it and be the person that's going to say, hey, this is what's happening inside here and hope enough people show up or call. And he was talking about one of the bills that they recently

tried to pass. I forget the details of it, but it elicited enough attention that everybody called in and they killed it before it went to the assembly floor. So what they'll do is if it catches that much attention, rather than go to put it to actually be voted and try to split the Democratic Party at a higher up level, they'll block it from ever coming in. So you never have to see the party actually make a decision. Oh, my God. Yeah, man. And he was talking about the new minimum wage that they're putting in for fast food and stuff like that. That's passing.

Oh, yeah. I think it's passed maybe, but it's it's close if it isn't. And it's funny because now they're working through these exemptions. And you heard about the Panera exemption, right? Yes. doing is they're doing the same thing with the airports and saying hey fast food doesn't apply in an airport because airports are unions and then what they're basically saying is hey if you join a union or you come with us then you don't have to follow these rules so it's an attempt to extort and unionize everybody at the same time that's that me prism uh website that i showed you guys where it pulls my name off of all the people out there who are gathering aggregating data on people now california is trying to pass a bill that you can't pay third-party people to pull your name off of those sites you have to do it yourself and that's just big tech lobbying to stop people um

to stop people from getting help for the aggregation of their data fucking pathetic crazy uh jeremy world uh if you really want to lose complete faith in humanity, pull up Xavier Darush's. Oh, yeah, that was crazy. Xavier, homie. That's the guy that worked out at your gym and was on my show? Yep. Yeah.

Small CrossFit world. I can't wait to talk with him in person again. I always so enjoyed having him in class for the fact that after class, I'd be like, okay, so what's up in these circles? And he'd be like, let me tell you. And we would sit down and yeah, I would keep him there for far too long. He'd be trying to leave and I'm like, hold on, hold on. Tell me about so-and-so.

Tell me about this. Uh-oh. Here we go. Oh no. Yeah. Today our guests are transgender. It's about the feeling that you have with you. It's about the feeling that you have with you.

I woke up and knew my breasts weren't mine. It feels a bit like flying. Yes. I want that too. Oh my god. What country is that? What country is that? I knew Europe is so fucked.

Because they're just sheep, right? They just go wherever already. Fuck, man. They are so fucked. I don't care if you call me a bigot. I don't care if you call me a transphobe I don't care if you call me a transphobe. But you will never be able to call me a bystander who is willing to sit back quietly while children are being sexually exploited. Even these young children have the wherewithal to know that this is not normal. But because of the way that this agenda is being presented to them, they're being convinced that this is normal.

This woman even told the children that cutting off her breasts was euphoric. Parents, be mindful of what your kids are watching because there is nothing subliminal about this messaging. What the fuck? I'm dying to know what country that is. What is that?

God, the socialist countries are so fucked. They can't stand up to shit. Well, thank you, Jeremy, for your contribution. You know, by, Jeremy, for your contribution. You know, by the way, Sacramento just passed a law saying that they're a sanctuary city for child genital mutilation. So no matter what, if you are somewhere and you want to cut off your genitals and you're a kid, you can go to Sacramento and do it. And they have all sorts of exemptions and shit to help you do it. Fucking nuts, dude. The state capital of California. But yet you still can't buy cigarettes, get a tattoo,

gamble, drink, but you can make a lifelong decision based off of some popularity competition that's happening right now. I want to fly. Who's going to be the biggest victim? Until I kid you what the biggest victim is. Hey. Coming to Sacramento to get your dick cut off? That's exactly

why I'm going to Sacramento. Gonna be the only reason to go. Is this Sousa and someone? Yeah, that's right. Good guess. And Caleb. And Caleb. Wow. wow Caleb I gotta say Lizzy loves your humor so much every time he's something in the group

I just read it to her hey Taylor the phone's popping hold on one second hold on now it takes 30 seconds to get him back hold on hold on hold on hey hey Now it takes 30 seconds to get him back. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hey Hey, I'm a hooking you back up. Do you have a second?

Turn the music in the gym down. Okay. Listen. No, you don't have to it's fine. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay. You ready? Ready. You know Jake and Colton are going to go to war on Wednesday on the barbell spin. Yeah, it's going to be two midgets doing bar-facing burpees. Is that the title of the show? Yes, but listen. Two midgets, one bar.

But listen. Two midgets, one bar. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, dude. You guys. Is Mike Wittes going to race him? No. Listen.

Oh, shit. Close. Listen, listen. First of all, I have a couple questions for you. Ready? Yep. When I asked you if Tim Murray could beat them you said fuck no he's 116th

what did you say he's 116th what I said he's 116th of their fitness he's not even 116th of the fitness that either of them have was that a dwarf joke or a fitness joke I did not mean relative to his size

I'm not don't worry it's my lifelong dream to get you cancelled Or a fitness joke. Oh, okay. Don't worry. It's my lifelong dream to get you canceled. So I'm just trying my best. Now listen, here's the thing. They go at 4.30. On Wednesday? Pacific Standard Time, yeah.

And then at 5.30, I'm going to have Tim Murray on. And me and JR? And I want to have you and jr help me commentate it and we're gonna see oh he's gonna go at 5 30 yeah on my on my station because i can't get i can't get big dick by spin and he's gonna try to i hate to say it but i could be tim murray with both my hands and legs tied behind my back. Now, listen, here's the thing. You ready? I call, I called Kevin Ogard. He's the director of the adaptive division at the CrossFit games. He's the head honcho there, right? He's the Dave Castro of the adaptive class.

Now I said, Hey, I don't want to be, I want to do this correct. Should it be changed? Should the bar height be changed? And he said the way we do it is if the regular folk have to jump over the bar, the adaptive folk don't use a bar at all. They would just do burpees. Am I supposed to tell you my thoughts on that? Yeah, Sousa and Caleb were saying Maybe draw a line on the ground A line facing Burr?

It doesn't matter what you do, he's not going to beat him I mean, I'm just saying It doesn't matter what you do, he's not going to beat him But also, no, it doesn't count if he does a different form of Burpee You're asking, can Tim Murray beat Jake or Colton At 100 bar facing Burpees? You've got to make that guy jump over a fucking bar it's not the bar doesn't change its height just because you're shorter no i'm just i just can't i just can't believe how much you believe in equality i just can't

believe how much you believe in equality it's like you're you're just amazing. Yeah, dude, I'm a big, I'm a big, big equal rights guy over here. And I mean that in all... Equal rights. Yeah. Yeah, as Daniel Brandon says, equal rights, equal rights, equal fights. Yeah, that was, that's a little, that's a little tarted, but... Oh, even you have your... Oh, okay.

Okay. Dude, shut the hell up. On that show, you were like, dude, I don't know about that. You make adjustments for women, but not dwarves. No, no, no. I make adjustments for my woman. Oh. So some other bitch might...

At 7-Eleven, fucking mouth is off. She might get a piece. Right. A big old fat homeless lady smacks me in the face. She's going to catch hands, probably. Yeah. You're at the Slurpee machine? Yeah, exactly. Okay. What do you the Slurpee machine? Yeah, exactly.

Okay. What do you think? Do you think you can come on that show? Yeah, I can come on the show. I got a squad. I'm squatting. Okay, bye. Tell Bryce and I said hi.

All right, I will. Bye. Okay, bye. Later, dude. So it is going to be bar-facing burpee? I don't know. Here's the thing. Okay, so here's the thing.

And I probably have to call Kevin back. Okay. The reason why we can't just do regular burpees is because barb facing burpees you don't have to stand up all the way it's not even really a burpee which i'm not even it's basically just chest to ground and then any way you can over the bar with both feet coming off at the same time if we just have him do regular burpees what's going to be his other range of motion we know the bottom still would be chest but what's his other range he would i think still over the line applies there so okay yeah so if we just use just over the line yeah then he can do whatever fucking crazy technique he wants yep

but we don't have to worry about the the top range of motion oh yeah thank you okay let's see this this is yeah because if you're inpees, yeah, that's not fair. Of course he can't beat them. If he uses that technique, that technique so much slower than, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because look,

he's got to come to full extension. His arms come up. That's slower than if he's just laterally. And I think too, that, um, dude, those are fucking fast burpees,

dude. I would rather have them do lateral bar over burpees because i feel like that's going to optimize for speed as opposed to like the bar facing burpee it slows them down a little bit because they have to turn around and shit like that i have to call kevin back okay caleb what do you think bar facing because it it slows them down or or lateral i think it just i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm really like the line we I I really like the line no but just in general like for all three bar facing you do like the bar facing I like bar facing okay we might have to have Kevin on tomorrow and figure this out hash this out

I feel like bar facing is probably more correct because that would be in a workout more so than a lateral I like it how we have all the experts working on this damn he's like fuck this I'm not going live again you got me once bro you ain't gonna get me twice fuck

yeah I just right you can't you can't tell you can't tell him he has to touch his hands over his head well the other guys are just going no we have to have some sort of standard that is the same can you show me um uh colton's over the bar uh burpees from what was that 24.1 yeah was it colin was watching what does he think yeah colin what do you think he he's he's less compassionate than fucking uh tay Yeah, that's true.

He'll be like, fuck him, make the bar higher. Either way, this 30-inch box jumps for him. I mean, yesterday, Colton posted he could jump over a pig fast, 300-pound pig faster then. I bet that facility looks so nice. Yeah, see? So, I mean, those guys, their back stays parallel to the floor the whole time yeah god that looks like some jazzercise shit right there because they're all those guys all

those guys all gotten a hot tub naked afterwards you know it dude it looks like one of those fitness dvds from back in the day yeah there's no way we can make them get have to get full extension okay okay way we can make him get have to get full extension okay okay yeah i think the parameter in which they're like if they're jumping over something laterally or facing it and jumping over something he still has to face it or laterally face it or lay next to it and still go up and over it because the only other way you could do it is how they did it uh back in the day with the six inch above your reach and you had to touch the bar for the full extension at the top because then that made it the same for everybody just six inches above your above your hand that's right

uh jess uh red hair just like taylor what does she gotta say he said the same thing as him now we have a two points of data redheads uh have similar opinions uh he said he said he'd do the workout Just let him do the same workout We want to race Oh have him jump over the black cock Oh that's good Nice The chocolate cock Nice Good answer

Good brainstorming I like this everybody Is Colton taller than Tim? I don't know Yes Barely. Fuck. This is hard.

Running events is difficult, even with one. It's one event with one movement. Yeah. Three competitors, one movement, and we can't figure it out. God, I feel like I'm programming Crash Crucible. We have all the experts weighing in. I think we need JR for official...

Should I call Danielle Brandon and find out what time zone is she on? Is she on the East Coast? Where does she live these days? Danielle, I know Tennessee, our relationship is having some bumps in it. But could I ask you a question just about fitness?

I almost was going to suggest something, but I don't even want to go through with it. Scared? I am scared. Yes. I get scared when I watch you guys fucking make calls and I'm driving to Hayward listening to the show and I can't even see it. I get nervous. I want to hide. Fitness one.

I was like, I looked at my phone one time to see what people's facial expressions and I was like, I feel exactly like Caleb were you gonna say call or no, I was gonna say I call Danielle. Oh, oh, and see if she'd answer. Hello, this is on behalf of the seven podcast. I'd like she'd answer and she'd like Hello, like, sup girl. What's up with you? That's actually work. I feel like she likes dudes that would say that. Yeah, I think you're's good yes boy hey what are you about to get into today though let me pull up damn what you finna do yeah something like that i was talking to someone the other day really smart guy and uh he's a little bit older than me he's kind of dude wears a three-piece suit he's worn a three-piece suit probably more

in a week than i've worn in my whole life you know yeah he's a wall street guy and he used the word sus wow yeah how old is he aggressive hold i'm 52 he's probably 56 or something oh man you can't be doing all that sus you can't be doing the sus no cap on god yeah yeah i try to slip i'm so proud when i slip in no cap but sus i was like wow sup girl you up you were i don't think you could so you would call her and you'd be like, hey, this is Matt. And then you would ask her a question. You'd be like, hey, I have a programming question for you. I would follow your same lead, though.

I'm not going to not tell her we're live. So she'd be like, hello? I'd be like, hey, Danielle, it's Matt Souza. And then she'd be like, hi. Would your voice crack? Yeah. I'd have to go, what up, girl? But then then I get on the phone with him like hi Danielle

what about um I was thinking I could call Laura and ask her but she wouldn't even let me get it out she'd just be slapping me around before I could say if she even answered the phone to Christoph probably yeah yeah man this would be good to call I call Bosman

I feel like that's official he might give you some official ruling i could try to call dave i've i actually am legitimately scared to call dave i feel like for some reason if you call dave and he gets mad and he knows i'm here he'll be more pissed at me oh i just i just don't think he'd like to be called on the air no i don't think he'd like to be called on the air. No. I don't think he'd play that finger fuck. It's a little entrapment. Yeah. Because what are you going to say at that time?

Look at... Savag Bartanian, I've never worn a three-piece suit. He's definitely worn a three-piece suit. I think he's worn so many suits that he probably went to sleep in suits. Probably suit pajamas. Suit pajamas. I don't even know what a three-piece suit is. What is a suit? I just said three.

Is a suit a suit? I think it's like a vest, a jacket, and a tie. Oh, whatever. Yeah. Well, it's a vest, jacket, pants. I think that's what it means. Is that the piece? Okay.

Thank you, Caleb. He's got it. You have more button-ups than I have seven podcast shirts. Let me put it that way. Did you see that the suit I wore to the Capitol was straight up like one I officiated a wedding in? It was a mess. I had like Lululemon pants on.

Hey, it didn't even get washed after the wedding, right? Fuck, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just the white churnies. Yeah, whatever. Fine, three-piece, two-piece, whatever. It's all the same shit to me.

I'm the kind of guy where i have my i have a closet with clothes in it yeah and the dress shit's like pushed all the way down on the end and no matter what they only get three hangers so if i had six jackets and 12 shirts they're still only on three hangers yeah like like you stay down there and every once in a while i see you over there i'm like fuck do i need all that shit yeah that's the same thing i do i have old jackets and stuff and and every time grace is like why don't see you over there. I'm like, fuck, do I need all that shit? Yeah, that's the same thing I do. I have old jackets and stuff. And every time Grace is like, why don't you get rid of these? I'm like, I don't know.

I like it. Yeah, well, this guy said his closet is the opposite way. Yeah, I wonder. I need to see someone's closet who has a real job and shit. I need to see what that looks like. I've never seen anyone's closet like that. Have you? People that have to get up early. Well, yeah, yeah i have but only like really rich dude closets even the rich dude closets i've seen they don't have that shit you've walked dude i'm talking like

when i say rich dude closet i mean you have like the island in the middle of your closet that hosts all your watches yeah and all your shit's done yeah they don't even do that greg has 10 of those closets and he didn't he didn't have I didn't see one button That's a flannel Yeah, the rich dude closets don't even or the people I know don't even organize their closet like someone else but you're right They have the watches in the middle. Yeah, like it. It's like they're all their roll-off and the thing moves So it's like keeps them winded You know what? Yeah, like rocks or spins or some shit yeah that's a rich person's

closet folded ties you pull a drawer and your ties are folded up in it you know what i mean yeah i don't think yeah i need to see one of those kind of like this oh oh realistic morning routine for a guy in his late 20s working nine to five okay yeah let's see is that cooper marsh no no yeah okay let's see. Is that Cooper Marsh? No. Yeah. Okay. Let's see this. This stuff's all organized. Like,

no, it can't be him. He doesn't have his hand in any athletes purse. Hmm. True. Oh, shit. I joke.

I joke. Oh, now you don't. Slide that one in there. Anyway, that's pretty, that, I joke I joke oh you know you don't anyway that's pretty that was me a few years ago except minus the button up I did jeans and a vest

yeah have you ever watched the new Jon Stewart show only clips it's very very very disappointing I've either come a long way or he is a complete moron. You see the John Stewart clip, Caleb? I watched the very first one, his inaugural one. It's so bad. He's so off the mark. Okay, here we go. John Stewart takes a page out of Trump's book. Trump's property values were inflated because when it came time to pay taxes, Trump undervalued

the very same properties. It was all part of a very sophisticated real estate practice known as lying. So overvaluing property values is bad. Wait, what do we have here, Jon? It says here that his New York City penthouse sold for 829% more than its assessed value. Records also show that Stewart paid significantly lower property taxes, which were calculated based on that assessor valuation price, precisely what he called Trump out for doing in his Monday monologue. Looks like John Stewart's moral high ground was just overvalued john stewart has

defended his position stating yeah but i'm not trump as a matter of fact i've checked into the real estate laws and but i'm not trump actually is an affirmative defense in the state of new york and look at the first comment super misleading my. John sold his house for above market value. Correct. Not a crime. What the fuck are you even saying? By the way, everyone is doing that. It depends on the city you live in.

But basically, as far as I know, from my little bit I know about real estate, there's two ways it happened. You can live in a city where you buy the house and you pay the tax based on the house you own, whether it's the first year you bought it or if you live in the house 50 years. So that's why some people don't want to sell their house because you bought your house for $300,000. 50 years later, it's worth $7 million, but you don't want to sell it because you don't want to have to move somewhere else and pay the new property tax, right? Make sense? But when you sell it, the new person is going to pay the property tax on the 7 million. Then some cities have the reevaluate every year or every two years, or some cities will reevaluate your house only if you remodel it or some will reevaluate it if you do a new mortgage. And so there's these rules and tricks that everyone is trying to do so that they can fucking sustain their lifestyle. sustain uh their lifestyle now listen i lived in a neighborhood in berkeley where i bought the house for four hundred thousand dollars and everyone on the street who had bought that and now the house

is over worth over a million dollars but everyone who lived on that street every single person would have never been able to pay the property tax that i was paying because they bought those houses there when they were like 70 000 bucks yeah and they were fucking all fucking broke you know they're all like violent instructors and art teachers at uc berkeley and shit like that you know what yeah yeah yeah but it's like the i don't know what the rules are in new york city but to attack trump for what he's doing in regards to trying to figure out how to pay uh how to get the best value out of his properties is retarded everybody's doing it yep everybody and hey and it's not illegal

and then by the way the people that are attacking him for it will never make it illegal because they're all their donors all benefit from the same stuff this is what he said back in 2016 when hillary tried to call him out on his taxes he said yeah i did it and so do all your people then started naming all of her donors that take advantage of all of the stuff that he's taking advantage of that they'll never change oh let's read that one this is another libtard comment are these people in comments truly this ignorant or just looking for a liberal to take down the reason trump the reason what trump did was fraud was because he over inflated valuations on properties he was using to secure against loans so now he's conflating issues right with what uh

john stewart did that enabled him to get loans at a significantly lower rate. That was bank fraud. But then the bank would go. The bank then assess the property. They could reassess it. Everyone's had that done, too. Yep. Your assessed value on your property is the tax base that the county assessor determines. And then he's just going to say say the obvious you're not allowed to inflate the value of your property in order to secure a loan at a better rate yeah what does he mean by inflate your truck your your job is to try to get the highest value of inflation so you can get the best loan by the way he paid back his loans and no one was defrauded so what's the and i've said this before on the show but to put that in context for you

bernie madoff defrauded people out of 36 billion dollars of which he was only able to pay back 18 billion trump defrauded no one there were zero complaints it was less than a billion dollars that we're even talking about right madoff had to pay $10 million in order to get the appeal process rolling. They were asking $500 million from Trump. Right. And he defrauded no one. It's insane. And because they could get a judge in there

that'll just drag it along and do a bunch of other shit because it's a civil case. So they don't have to follow the same things as they would as if it were criminal and actually prove it. They could just keep stringing this along.

They could throw astronomical numbers out of it and they pull most of those numbers out of their ass anyways that he has to pay so who made those numbers is it a jury or judge that's a great question i was listening to something and they're like they just basically like i think the judge just waved a wand and decided hey this would probably be appropriate and i mean the judge that's that's residing over the case was basically elected into that position because she said i'm gonna going to go after Trump. And they were like, okay, great. We'll put her in.

Right? Wasn't that part of the thing with her? How is January 6th a greater threat to democracy than what's happening just in that one case, let alone all the cases they're doing against Trump? Yeah. Like even if you're a Democrat, you have to at some point be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. It's a brilliant strategy if you think about it, because what does he run on that he holds everybody over everybody else's head is that I'm doing this on my own with my own cash and I'm not taking money. So I do, I do what I think is best for the American people, not for my donors. And so they know that if they try to raise this,

this price up enough to where he has to go get money or something like that, that'll be a kink in the armor. And they could say, well, now he is taking on money from different donors. And now, you know, he's not running independently off his own money. That is what they want to say. I would think that that would be part of the strategy for sure. Who cares? I hope everyone starts giving them money.

Did you see his interview he did yesterday on his airplane? No. Was it good? His plane is nuts, dude. It's fucking nuts, dude. Rapper's planes still look like submarines, like G5s and shit. I mean, this thing is nuts. It doesn't even look like a plane.

It looks like it's a flying warehouse. It's crazy. You know what I mean? It's crazy. Yeah. I got a clip from – do you see this clip? It says this guy is coming on the show. Jimmy Watson is coming on the show.

And I didn't know exactly what I was going to talk to him about, but watch this clip. Now I know exactly what I was going to talk to him about, but watch this clip. Now I know exactly what I'm going to talk to him about. Here we go. Up to eight missions a day in Blackwater in Iraq, in Afghanistan, eight missions a day in the red zone. The numbers and odds are highly against you. And we were in firefights all the time, and we would roll up as a wall of steel between the enemy, the insurgents, just blasting an army team, marine team, or other contractors. And as a QRF team and a turret gunner, we would roll straight up in the firefights. Caleb, what's a turret gunner? A turret gunner? Ohner a turret gunner oh turret gunner he's like the guy sitting up in on top of the jeep that's all exposed with a gun yep that's

that guy fuck that job okay go on sorry so they would he's saying that they would roll up in a jeep with a guy just with his fucking like yeah is that what a 50 cal is you yeah you can put a 50 cal up there and you can also put like a grenade launcher like a fucking grenade launcher up there too damn how many how many bullets does a grenade launcher hold i don't know probably like 50 and just like fire them off like lob them at people and do can they come out fast could you like do three and three and three seconds or faster yeah hold on let me uh i would have two i would have a 50 when you hear me talking about guns like 50 count grenade launcher it's like when trista smith talked about her truck having a straight pipe and i'm like what's a straight pipe

she's like i don't know but it's loud i don't even know what a 50 cal is but i just but it'll fuck you up but i need one of those and a grenade launcher with endless amount of bullets the 50 cal bullets crazy and like have you ever seen the clips of people getting shot with that thing that's a fucking those are 50 cal bullets no no that's a grenade launcher oh those are fucking those are like the butt plugs david weed uses holy shit right he probably wow Yeah, right? Wow. Wow. Holy shit, dude. Dude, it's wild. What if one of those goes off in the gun? You're fucked.

That's not a good day. If you have a dud, you're super fucked. That gun looks so janky, too. It looks like... Have you ever ridden a harley davidson have you ever ridden a harley davidson caleb or suza have you ever ridden one no i've never won the first time you get on it and you're shifting gears it's like you're on a tractor it's like clunk clunk like you know what i mean like you're like oh yeah this is american this isn't japanese shit you know what i mean japanese motorcycle you just feel around and just shift the gear and

you're good to go yeah it doesn't even matter that i mean you can just that grenade launcher is just those are 50 cal yeah there's a 50 cal those are 50 cal holy shit yeah dude if you're yeah your head's a watermelon oh my god you're fucking dead yeah so if that hits you your head just pops like just yeah you're just a torso what's the what's the term if it hits you or even comes close enough to you you just turn into pink Yeah. Oh man. Standby. Standby for fucking. Damn bro. Yeah. How much are those bullets?

How much they cost? Yeah. Like if I had a gun like that and I wanted to go out shooting, do it like, is a hundred bucks. Get me bullets or no. You maybe get 10 of them. Oh, that's crazy.

I knew it was going to be something like that. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's crazy. Imagine laying in the dirt with those things whizzing over your head. I'd fucking shit myself. Damn.

Hey, can, can that thing chop down a tree? Yeah. I think it chopped down a tank. Yeah. You can top, you can chop down trees.

You can give somebody a haircut. From six inches off your dick Can those bullets go into one of Elon's vans trucks? Fuck? Yeah. Yeah, I think they can Elon's only I think his Is bulletproof for just small caliber rounds? Now look at George Washington is in the UM, oh no, it's not George Washington Mark, 1940 rounds per minute. Is that the grenade launcher or the 50 cal? That's a grenade launcher.

What? Damn. And that guy would know. Look at him. Yeah. Yeah. Probably a machine gun and Marine. Is that like a gill?

Is that like a fishing hat he's wearing? That's a boonie cap. Yeah. You get to wear them when you're deployed is it soft uh yeah i mean it's like regular military issue hat but it's not to stop bullets it's it's just for sun just for sun sun okay and stopping shit yeah being young is so cool because look at he still looks cool with even that hat on he still is like handsome and strong even though he's wearing the same hat gilligan wore on gilligan's island yeah dude those hats are sick i got one of them grace makes fun of me when i wear it too though they're fun i should

wear mine more often yeah i know chop down a cinder block wall anyway i'm gonna when this guy jimmy comes on i'm gonna i always kind of shy away from asking the guy stories like that, but I'm going to ask him to tell me stories. This guy seems very open to telling a lot of stories. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Star Wars, right?

And you just knew you were going to die. You had to have radical acceptance of your situation. You had to radically accept that you were going to die. And by radically accepting that and mastering the fundamentals of your reloads your malfunctions all of your tactics you then only then have the best chance of survival i can remember rolling up between the insurgents and a team just getting smashed and it was like a ball ping hammer smashing against the side of the metal plate armor. A bullet can just graze you this close. He said bullet.

Bullet. What's a ball-ping hammer? Ball-ping hammer? Ball-ping or ball-ping? P-I-N-E. I think it's P-E-N. Ball-ping hammer. I think I know what one looks like i don't know i've never i wonder what what that's the hammer that has the little ball in the back

yeah what's the fucking someone like caleb used to hang up the signs in arizona oh oh look at look at the different spellings oh p oh there's multiple so i think it's i think it's e-i-n ball pine hammer my mom will tell me my mom will text me like in 20 minutes well actually on the origin the origin of that word was uh and so on uh like yeah you're gonna fucking raise me like a man i know that shit embarrassing myself on the air mom Fucking put me in sewing class. That's good. What is P-E-I-N? Well, fuck, I don't know.

Wikipedia says two E's. We got a bunch of two E's in the comments, so. After this morning, Sevan's chances of finally pulling a man card went down 2%. Let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story. The dog growled last night. Mmm.

Let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story. The dog growled last night. Mmm. And I showed, I showed, I showed Sousa. The dog growled last night and shit got a little weird around the house. So the gun had to come out with the bullets. I had to do a fucking. Yeah, I swept the house and did a perimeter check.

Yeah. What was out there nothing really yep nothing i i searched all the closets under the beds um went for a little peek outside went with the warble on there how about that no i need one oh yeah you definitely need one so you can do i've never even shot this gun dude like i don't dude. I don't even know if this gun works. Intimidation factor. But I got a gun safe, and it's normally not sitting out on the kitchen counter,

but I didn't put it away last night, and so the first thing I did is I showed off to Sousa. I'm like, Sousa, come here. Let me show you. Check this out. Yeah, look at my piece. He held it sideways like this. What?

Oh, look at P-E-A-N. Okay, what is that? Why do they – why call it a ball peen hammer? Don't you worry. We're going to get to the bottom of this. Besides for peening – I don't know what the fuck peening means. Oh, it is P-E-E-N. Besides for peening, surface hardening by impact, the ball peen hammer is useful for many tasks such as striking, punches, and chisels usually performed with flat surface of the hammer.

The peening face is used for rounding off edges of metal pins and fasteners such as rivets. Oh, Jeff's just fucking with us. Who? Oh. Dickhead. He's the teacher. He should know.

And he just laughs at us. I'm going to look up peening just laughs at us i'm gonna look up peeing i bet too like you fool peeing is a cold working process oh as opposed to like heating the metal up in which the surface of the component is deliberately deformed in the basic method by hammering oh peening that's what i do to a vagina deliberately round it yeah just deform it cold deformation process alright yeah it stretches the surface

it stretches the surface when you peen something now we know now we know alright so there you go. I want my 2% back. I want my 2% back. Okay.

So he's coming on the show. That's cool. Jimmy Watson. I wonder if he'll know. I wonder if when he's talking to me, he'll be sus of my man card. Oh, God. He'll be sus for sure. Finger guns. oh god he'll be sus for sure finger guns what is this uh what is this new york city um oh yeah here we go this is great i by the way i fact check this one i don't fact check everything

but i couldn't even fucking believe this one oh shit yeah this one's crazy gonna be serious huh it's worse hey it's worse than what i'm gonna read to you daniel penny 24 used a fatal chokehold to subdue a homeless felon attacking people on the new york train facing a 200 000 bail so this guy who served in the u.s military right there was a guy fucking acting like a nut job and this guy felt like people's lives were threatened and he fucking grabbed him and held him down until the police came but choked him too much, and the guy died. But who knows? Maybe the guy had eaten fentanyl, whatever. If you've ever been on a New York City subway, you're like, totally fine. Last week – so this guy's a hero.

For sure. Fucking the guy who looks like he's from the 70s. Okay. Last week, Mohammed is dead. That's from the 70s. Okay. Last week, Mohammed Izzden. That's weird that his name is Mohammed. 22, broke into a New York home and then raped a woman at knife point. He was released without bail. Dude.

Holy. So you did. Okay, you fact check this. He went into the apartment with fucking three guys. And he raped her while two other guys fucking stood guard what the fuck and he so here's the crazy thing he was let out because the da fucked up the filing no deida it's all deida the the it's we keep hearing it um uh like all this crime is one of the main reasons why all this crime is happening is because the attorneys the district attorneys aren't

pressing charges on people yeah people are coming in and they're just they're like nope you're free you're free you're free he fucking raped this fucking woman uh yeah alvin bragg he's a complete scumbag hey this is a fucking true story this is happening now here you go look in 2021 he became the first african-american elected and oh jesus there you go dei hire hopefully that um poor woman that was a victim of that crime has a dad or a brother who also has a gun and bullets and uh and uh justice gets served oh that's good dei didn't earn it nice it's fucking insane that this guy that's crazy what a shitbag no bail no bail who the fuck does

rave the woman who does that benefit i don't understand with all this i'm trying to like i'm trying to wrap my head around like how who these failed policies failed cities this crazy inflation like fuck it benefits somebody hey dude if i if i the thing is too the reason why it's so easy for me is like i was a democrat and so like i can be like oh yeah i can't go with this anymore yeah but savvy but the republicans are this this and this i don't care i don't want women getting raped and the dudes getting released yeah and i don't want the dude the marine who protected people on the train um going to jail they're using our tax dollars to convict a marine who is a hero while fucking letting people go who rate women the story's horrific by the way the guys if you want to look it up look it up his name is muhammad

izden i z e d d i n it is fucking brutal also here on a work visa that had expired two years ago and the uh government knew about it and they actually were monitoring his computer for suspicious terrorist activity but also did nothing about it. Yes. That's like all the other bullshit you find out about it later too, right? Yeah. He's been arrested 12 times. There you go.

Um, by the way, Wednesday show. Would not be possible without CA peptide. She's putting up the money. Oh, awesome. See a peptides. She's putting up the money. Oh, awesome. CAPeptides.com.

So if we charge you guys a dollar and we'll give that money to Tim Murray, and then Sarah Cox will pay him $1,000 if he beats his time, their time. I say we just give him $1,000 if he beats either of their times. I say we give him $1,000 if he beats their times and $250 just for doing it. Yeah, there you go. What if we collected like $3,000 on accident? Like we said, Tim Murray gets $1,000 for beating their time. What if we're like, hey, Tim, you get all the money that's donated in the chat,

and he makes $3,000 doing this? God, I would be so fucking happy. Oh, my God. That would be cool. Hey, donate at least $2 since YouTube will take half. There you go. Thank you, Judy. Thank you, Judy.

Hey, Judy, if you watch that show since you're Asian, will you keep track? Will you add it up? Because YouTube won't even let us. Like, after the show, we don't even have metrics on that shit we can't even see yeah and that's we have to wait like a few days and then we can't even it's all conflated with other money yep so if someone could watch the money come in and just add it up that would be awesome well uh not only do i expect you guys to pay $2 to watch it, but anyone who's not paying, just fucking beat their ass in the comments. You know what we could do? You could do a membership

that literally says, like, Tim Murray's Burpees, and it's a $0.99 membership, and then you join it, and then we give all that to him. Oh. And then we make the viewing members only. Oh.

For that membership. No, I don't want to do that. And then we can drop it off him. And then we make the viewing members only for that membership. No, I don't want to drop it off. I don't want to hear you. I like that idea, but here's really what I want to do. I want it to be just a party. Yeah. I want it to be fucking crazy. Yeah, tons of people there.

I want to explain something to you that I thought of last night that's going to come across completely self-serving. And I know you guys aren't used to seeing that side of me. But it's going to be very difficult to be humble as I say this. Think about the people out there in our ecosystem who have 500,000 Instagram followers. And think about the people out there who have 600,000 Instagram followers and 700,000 Instagram followers and 800 and 900.

Think about the people who have a million Instagram followers. Who do they glorify? Themselves. Think about the people who have 1.1 million Instagram followers and go to their accounts and see how they glorify their friends and families around them. Look how generous they are with all that power that they have. Find the people in our ecosystem that have 1.5 million Instagram followers.

Fuck it. Find the most popular person you can find in the CrossFit ecosystem. Just start looking at them. just start looking at them. I'm astonished that you could train with someone who has over a million Instagram followers and you still have 10,000 Instagram followers and they haven't fucking pumped you up. I was thinking,

now, when I started thinking about this, I started like admonishing myself and all my friends. Never accept one fucking negative word about me or Hiller or Pedro or spin. Don't ever accept one negative word about Bill Chase, Taylor, Jared. Don't ever accept that. Because if you look at it in context relative to everyone else out in the space,

who are they glorifying? I spend every fucking second with my 3200 Instagram followers glorifying people. I spend every fucking... Hitler spends every second making videos that pump fucking energy into this ecosystem. Mush. Mush. Mush. It's fucking insane.

I was thinking about the agents again last night and the athletes that have over a million followers and who they hang out with and who they help. you trained with someone in your gym and you have over a million followers and you trained with them every single fucking day and they still only have 20 000 instagram followers you couldn't pump them up every single fucking day you couldn't just blow your story up every single fucking day with those people followers mean absolutely shit to you they do and to me they do i i hear what you're saying i'm not suggesting that followers matter at all don't miss the point i know some people are gonna they're gonna jump to that conclusion i'm not suggesting that at all use use followers as a metaphor for help for just um just helping people in the space.

I will never accept a fucking athlete ever again complaining anything about the ecosystem other than their peer group. They're dog shit with the way they treat each other. They're dog shit the way they fucking treat everyone around there. For them, it's just aggregating all their own shit. They're just trying to get their own shit. And I'm sure there's exceptions to it. Got it. Thank you.

Is there exceptions to it? I'm trying to think about the point that you're making, and you're really true. Like, there's not a lot. So a great example. Two of these people with a million followers each will glom to each other instead of, like, taking on, like, if I have a million followers, I'm fucking going to train with Colton. And it's like my goal to make him like to really use my influence. Right. I'm going to find something I believe in and really put my influence into it.

And pray that he surpasses my followers. Yeah, it's wild. It's the more and more you think about it, you're just like, fuck, these are D bags. Go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead. No, I was thinking if you think about it, you're just like, fuck, these are D-bags. Go ahead.

Sorry, go ahead. No, I was just thinking, if you think about somebody like Joe Rogan type, and you look at his Instagram, I mean, I know he has millions. He gives to everyone around him. He'll go have a great experience at a restaurant, and there he is with a picture of the waiter or the owner. And tags him. And tags him and says, go do it.

And then if you look at that compared to somebody who has a really curated Instagram and every picture has got the filter and it's colorized and all that shit, they're giving nothing to anybody, but also to those. Yeah. 18. So look at that. These fucking people will only fucking give you the first picture is Joey Diaz. The second picture is somebody else doing stand up at a mothership.

The other one is Shane Gillis and his dog. Like go to that and compare it to any one of the people in the crossfit space please don't big with a big influence look his dog i don't want i don't want to call out anyone specific but but basically all of you you can just if you're if you're a games athlete you can basically just say it's all of you you ain't especially who mike rowe the dirty jobs guy yeah yeah yeah I felt I started following him again recently and same thing like he he'll go to restaurants and like have met somebody years ago be like holy shit I remember meeting you at this restaurant one time and then he'll like tell the story on his

on his Instagram yeah how many followers does he have okay it was 1.6 1.6 thank you yeah I'm I'm just I'm just, I'm dumbfounded. I'm dumbfounded. Yeah. And you know what? The craziest part of how the fuck, how the fuck does anyone who trains at some of these big camps not have the craziest part too,

is all of the people that have the the followers and hoard that like this is my base or my platform and i'm only hoarding it or are they just so retarded that their parents didn't raise them right or are they selfish fucks are they afraid what do you think what do you think the reason is i i think that people get in the year and they explain that that platform is a business to them and anything that goes on there they should be earning some sort of money for or it should be like positioning something because they have a platform and they have to utilize it. And I was going to say the ironic part about that is the people who treat it that way convert the least amount of people. And the ones who are usually very abundance mindset,

they give it away, they do it. They don't, they don't take money from every product that comes in front of them. Once they do put a product because they actually use it and they like it yeah then all of a sudden the conversion rate is crazy right so that's it's it's funny because they're trying to utilize it as a platform for business and it's actually fucking them and and the long run because were you speaking to which why the fuck are you wearing a different media company shirt in here for my podcast this is bone media carlos bone media hey would you rather have andrew hiller who just constantly you can come in here joey joseph joseph would you rather have andrew hiller be your coach who's just a giver, giver, giver, giver, giver? Hiller fit? Who in every way in his presentation is giving and not taking.

Or do you pick someone who's just taking? Like that's so obviously it's just about them, them, them, them, them, them, them. The only thing that's about that, uh, that Andrew makes about himself is, um, the fact that he's, that he's the one, uh, presenting the information. Yeah. Present the material. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's funny. Cause I told him a while back, I was like, Hey dude, every time you repost a story of mine on your Instagram, like I pick up five followers, right? Because he has that influence of also the other thing that he does a lot is he'll go and he'll find something random, maybe on YouTube, they have a hundred subscribers or something like that. And he'll spend the time and he'll watch that video. And then he'll literally put it in front of his audience and say, this was actually really good. You should go check it out. And then people swarm there. And the reason why they do that is because

number one, he's not going to waste his audience's time. So if it's something valuable or he got something out of it, he'll point at it to do that. And number two, he doesn not going to waste his audience's time. So if it's something valuable or he got something out of it, he'll point at it to do that. And number two, he doesn't care if it's a million followers or they have a hundred of them or something like that. Like he thought it was useful. He thought it was good. He promoted it. And I would say-

Will Leahy, he's so into Will Leahy. He wants to give so much to Will Leahy. Yeah. Yeah. Another example of it. And he's, yeah, he's's always done that he's always been will lay like he's so excited he's so excited about helping other fucking people yeah and the funny thing is is that uh bill leahy thing started with him criticizing him and so that's

also the other thing that people and i'm so surprised people haven't fucking caught on to the recipe same with hayley adams coach hayley adams coach was able to figure that one out exactly and uh hayley as well it's a hundred percent correct and so when people actually lean into it with them because people have this perception of who hillary is on the internet they think he's just some big bad guy sometimes. And like, it's going to be further from the truth. And if somebody reaches out, well, he can be a big bad guy, but well, but he's a good guy. He can be, but he doesn't, he doesn't, he's the bad man. He's got a dark side. Yes. And, uh, and, uh, people like Billy that leaned into it and was like, let's go have a conversation. And then

Hiller went through and he's like, yeah, that's cool. We learned a lot. He learned a lot. And now we're like buddies. And next thing you know, Hitler's traveling out and glorifying him. And it's just funny that people haven't really found out that. If I was Tia, the first video that he put on me, I'd have been like, hey, let's do a show together. Yeah.

Right away. If I was Jesse Medeiros and he put up that thing about whatever he's not going to win, I'd be like, dude, let's do a show together. Right away. If I was Jesse Medeiros and he put up that thing about whatever he's not going to win, I'd be like, dude, let's do a show together. I'd invite him to whatever the shred shed. Hey, come hang out. Let me show you what I'm actually doing. Right away, I would have done that. Just leaned into it, invited him out,

had to make a movie from it, all of it. And then even if you don't, you can't just see what people do to you. You have to see the bigger picture of their value. I could just go to – I could use Christianity as the example. Not a Christian. Don't believe in god but at some point i reached a level in my maturity in life that holy fuck christians are really fucking important

and people who believe in god are really fucking important and uh you it can't just be that anything you're not on board with you hate you can still love that shit or it's like people who used to smoke cigarettes there's i feel like every single one of them is like oh smoking is disgusting this this and this and i'm always like no it's not it's fucking nicotine's wonderful it sucks it's bad for you right but you but you don't have to hate something just because you need to put a wall between you and it you can still be authentic and genuine with yourself and just and just honest about the facts yeah but i i just going back to what started this i just there's no the the anytime now i hear any finger pointing or any of that stuff it's just like you're you're not doing for your peers what you want us to do

you're not doing that for your peer group. You're not pumping energy back into the ecosystem. You've limited yourself to doing snatch workouts on your Instagram so that you can get more followers. And I don't have a problem with that. But the difference between you and us is we glorify you and you glorify yourself. And yeah, it's... Ken Waltersters it sucks i suck i only have 150 followers and 10 of those came from uh the day hillary released the chief nation video with a

10 second mention of me yeah see he has that effect the hillary effect yeah and just to be clear for anyone it has nothing to do with um followers i just use that as an abstract metric because these guys they're all and plus all followers are not created the same i would not trade uh the 3 000 followers that i have for the million that some other people have there's no fucking way i say that with fucking 100 sincerity but for these guys it's a quick for these guys it's it's how they make a living, right? They go to someone and they're so excited to say, I have a million followers. By the way, watch very carefully and make a note of this

to you fucking athletes out there. There's a lot of CrossFit Games athletes out there. Let me put it this way. If you have a million followers and you put up a reel and it gets 20 000 views we all know that that reel didn't get 20 000 views we know those are people who just scrolled past it if you have 10 000 followers and you put up a reel that gets 20 000 views we're not stupid we know that your reel was seen 20 000 times and at that point you know that someone with 10,000 followers has more influence than someone

with a million followers. Yeah. Like, look at, look at the mat. Look at, look at how many views, uh,

Hiller's reels get when your reels. And so there's a lot of you fucking, uh, CrossFit athletes out there that have over 500,000 views, but you haven't fucking been in the top 30 at the games in a long time. And like, no one's looking at your shit and everyone knows it so all right now look at that tyson one had 189 on it or oh 838 okay we crossed over the 90 minute mark oh it goes so much faster in here without

any screens in front of me oh no i mean the big screen so i just keep looking up so i can watch caleb the whole time but yeah it's strange without having like i don't know how many people are watching i don't know how the time lapse has been like can you see the comments i can see the comments yeah but they're in delay a little bit too because I'm watching. This is streaming from YouTube that I'm seeing, right? On the screen here. But it's pretty – It's tight. It's only like a few seconds delay.

Yeah, because I can only see the comments on my screen too. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's only a three. It's only like a couple second delay. Look at – let's play one more clip. Let's play this. Do you want to see how dumb Bill Maher is? Or do you want to see Theo Vaughn?

Theo. Okay. Click on the Fauci clip. I don't know if Tony... It's kind of crazy that Tony Robbins is as cool as he is. Still exists. I mean, just that he's such a public figure and he's still cool yeah but like he's i i feel like how do you feel about him you think he's a snake oil salesman robbins tony robbins you do have you have you consumed a lot of his material caleb

no i just i watched yes man one time and then it ruined 20 robbins for me oh i've never heard of that movie is it a movie yeah it's uh what who is it uh not will ferrell the other guy jim carrey he like goes to like a seminar and they're like just say yes to everything and now i just see it as like just total nonsense but i mean i think he's changed some people's lives i'll give him that but i just dude here's the thing in my life i've met 100 people probably who've been to his seminar. Yeah. And all of them are like, holy fuck.

Yeah, that's what I say. No one's like, that was a waste of money. Everyone's like, fuck, that was gnarly. Yeah, I've consumed a good chunk of his books. And I've watched the documentary where they follow him for his, whatever it's called, Awakening. I don't know what it is. And I do think he's got a lot of valuable stuff to offer. That being said, I've known 50 Scientologists in my life too.

And all of them love it too. Fair enough. And they also love Chinese food. Are you going to throw that out too? Yeah. And I've never met anyone who doesn't like Chinese food, actually. Yeah. So fuck either of them.

I don't know i don't know okay here we go like i said it's really hard for me to feel proud of myself you know so stop saying that okay because every time you say that you're rewiring it back into your body over and over it's a story it's like there's an old phrase that says tell a lie big enough tell a lie big enough loud enough and long enough sooner or later people believe it you know who said that hitler oh i think you're going to say Fauci. Well, same difference. We're aligned on that one, brother. You're a quicker thinker than I am.

I mean, it's like... Holy shit. Yeah. And if you've listened to some of his stuff, he was huge. I thought Caleb was back there for a second. I know. He's not in the room. He's not in the room.

I was going to say Caleb. Yeah. He was really outspoken during COVID too, but he knew how to navigate it. Tony was, yes, he was. Yeah. Cause he believed in personal responsibility and he said on multiple shows, he said this was the biggest missed opportunity to reverse America's health. We've ever missed.

Where were, where were they three years ago? Good question. Huh? Interesting. And that is true. I believe what he's saying, that we all write our own narratives. And what gets repeated multiple times becomes hardwired into you. And so you'll see this in different things.

So a couple of them that my parents used to say all the time, which gave me this weird shit about money early, was, oh, must be nice. We'll never be able to afford that. We'll never be able to afford that. We'll never be able to. Say that We'll never be able to afford that. We'll never be able... Say that every single time in your life. And what do you think your kids are going to take away? They're never going to be able to afford that. We'll never have money like that. We'll never have money like that. And all you would have to do is change that sentence to how will we have money like that? Just that small change. But if you repeat it all the time, all of a sudden, now I'm looking for right? It's wired my brain to look at,

don't look at the red, the red car and on the freeway. Now all of a sudden I find a hundred red cars everywhere. Right? So it's, I don't buy Matusian. And so I think that that, that type of stuff that he brings to people's life, I think we have a lot of like limiting beliefs and in life, there's three things, especially in business. This has taught me either lacking knowledge or lacking a skill or you're, or you're limiting in a belief, right? So you're limited in your knowledge, you're limited in the skillset that you need, or you have some sort of limiting belief. And if you could identify which, or if all three are affecting you keep getting to that next level or achieving the next thing, that's going to be an order that you have to conquer those. You think

it just depends on the, it depends on what you're trying to get after right i i mean for me the hardest one because it was elusive is belief because the knowledge and the skill you have to be conscious to know that the belief's even playing a factor right you have to be able to reflect a little yeah yesterday my um we walked by a house on the beach and it was for sale and um uh my son obby goes hey can we live there and i said sure and he goes uh how much is it is it like two million dollars and i pulled it up on truly i'm like no seven it was ten five fuck and uh and we're just and it's just you know just a regular house in a regular neighborhood but it's just sitting on the you know west coast of the north american continent yeah and and it's fucking just absolutely the beach there is absolutely beautiful and he goes oh uh

why don't you buy it like because i just don't think it's a good use of my money and he goes oh um when i get older will you have enough money to buy it for me? I'm like, no, you can buy it. And then we started talking about what jobs he could get. That's right. And then we talked about this yesterday. I explained to him, I said, there's really not any one job you can get to ever afford that house. You have to have four jobs. And he goes, well, what do you mean? I'm like, you have to have, I said, so right now we're walking along the beach, right?

And he goes, yeah. And I go, so I have YouTube videos on YouTube. And he goes, yeah. And I go, so those videos probably while we're walking on the beach today made $7. And he goes, really? And I said, yeah. And then I said, and then your mom teaches yoga and breath work at the rehab center. He goes, yeah. And he goes, that makes money. He's like, oh, and I'm like, and then we own a couple of houses and we collect rent from them. That makes money. And so it was, I'm saying that to him. And I don't remember who I shared that with late, but he's, he's nine.

And, but I didn't learn that lesson until I was 45. Yeah, exactly. And the bigger lesson there. Or maybe older, maybe four, maybe you taught me when I was 49. And you could, and you could even split, you could even slice that thinner and say, so what you want to do is move to creating money like the videos are and move away from earning money. And what would be the distinction? One, you have to show up at a job and trade your time and earn the money. The other one, you could create something and it creates

the money for you. So in the case of the video, you created that. Now that's going to continuously create money even in your sleep. If you have to earn it and show up somewhere, that's super limited. Like you'll never become really rich if you're always trading your time for money. You could do it as a W-2, but you need to take that money and then invest it into something that's going to create money when you're not having to earn it. And that's the only way that you'll be able to do that. Most people don't understand the difference of the two. It's kind of like the premise of Rich Dad, Poor Dad, which is a really popular finance book. Asian guy wrote that? Yeah robert kiyosaki kiyosaki here's the thing though how about this

i i i grew up with a poor mindset the poor man mindset yeah me too but i was also never i didn't attempt to do these things what do you mean i i i i never made so so now the oh that's the guy i saw being interviewed recently he says he has 14 000 rental properties and never pays any taxes yeah some of his shit is like he's so far removed from how you can get there that it's his shit's a little out there now yeah okay okay yeah um that book is still extremely valuable though i so so the perfect example is this so we made the behind the scenes and i didn't know how we were going to get it edited i just knew that i wanted to do it i wanted to take the opportunity to do it and i did it and i had no intentions of it to make any money

and then as we got closer and closer more and more people started jumping on board and supporting behind the scenes and then we went there and it did really well and then it led to this to the membership thing that did really well yeah but but and all of that's cool but i never i never had any the whole time i was just like this i had my head down yeah it's just like even when they were all made i never i only watched like maybe the first one because i don't have time i don't i don't want to allocate my time to watching those because i have to be making more shit. I have to be preparing more shit for more shows. Yeah, you're creating more. But I looked the other day, and the behind the scenes every day gets 1,000 views on the YouTube channel.

And it's aggregate between all 15 shows. Right. Well, when we first started the podcast, that's what we got a day, 1,000 views. We were working our ass off. So this isn't even in terms of money because a thousand views equates to like three cents right but this just accused accrues to like okay i made that and it's in the bank and it's drawing a thousand eyeballs to the account every single day yep but i but it's it's never part of my plan now now that we've done enough of these i realize

okay so we didn't make any money on the open show. Doesn't matter. Brought a lot of attention to the podcast. We're not going to make any money. Matter of fact, it's going to cost us money to do quarterfinals. Doesn't matter. It's going to bring eyeballs to the show. So now I'm starting to think like that.

But I would never do those things for eyeballs. It's even Hiller. Hiller claims that he does stuff for clicking views if you're doing stuff for clicking views you don't follow bill lahey yeah i was gonna say i don't i don't buy it when he says that i know he might for like one or two things i know he wants clicking views i want clicking views too of course but um there are people out there in the space who are making content just to stay relevant and click in views. I'm never going to come on here and do a podcast just because I have to or to stay relevant or just for click in views.

There's no fucking way. And there's no fucking way he's doing that either. There's no way Pedro is doing that. There's no fucking way. What? They're like tailoring the content they're finding or creating to get clicks and views, basically. They're making it interesting for other people to watch it.

That's what MrBeast is doing, and he's killing it on the highest level, right? Yeah. He's appeasing the algorithm every time. Yeah, he just does stuff for clicks and views. And I'm not knocking it, but there's a difference. Maybe he's even transcended even that now, but there's a there's a difference There are people

Who just for shows and you can tell in our space it's like Jesus that's just forced Yeah, yeah, you look extremely hot today, Susie. Yeah. He fucking, this is the end of our relationship. How dare he come on? I was paid to wear this actually. Their sponsor. Carlos is a sponsor of mine now. Um, SEMA,

SEMA Beaver. Uh, but he, uh, has said, I want to focus on my YouTube to be a hundred thousand subscribers and parted ways with Athena. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I don't even know what that means. What does that mean? What do you mean? Hiller wanted his focus is 100,000 subscribers. What does that mean? That's a goal of his. I don't think that those two have anything in...

I don't think those have any... Seema, are you bummed that him and... What's going on here? Are you bummed? Sorry to ask a question to question, but are you bummed that Hiller and Athena parted ways? Talk to me. What's going on?

Oh, Seema's very passionate about the Athena and Brian situation. I don't get it. Like she's upset by it oh like uh uh it's like i think it's like when um my when my dad used to fight with his family he would fight with his brothers and shit and sisters and i fucking it stressed me out or with his dad when my dad used to fight with his dad it would stress me the fuck out like he would like really yeah my grandfather would be at the house like every day for three weeks but i'd never see them fucking talk right they had some sort of conflict i hated that shit i'm like how because i'm thinking i said how could you ever be so mad at your mom or dad that you didn't talk to him i

didn't have you had any um family members pass away where money was shifted and had to deal with that at all no meaning like it was at a grandparent now oh well just you wait brother hey i did have a relative i did have a relative pass away recently yeah and one of my other relatives said something like yeah those the other siblings are taking care of it and that made me so happy like that's kind of like yeah like that would be the worst like that would be the worst it's the worst in the in it's happened a couple of times in my family um and every single time i like i get so resentful and i turn the other way i'm like yeah you fucking you broke motherfuckers need that shit oh right i don't i don't care like i'm gonna out earn all that i'm gonna out earn all

of you like yeah that's right you divvy that up you need it you need it like that's where i go just but dude for whatever reason but dude if i don't know what it's like gonna be like to get old but if if if my mom or dad died and they didn't leave the money to me and my sister like if they fucking gave it to like the fucking random cousin or something like the fucking california tree project no i don't even oh oh if they gave it to random because if they gave it like to the california tree project yeah yeah fuck right like dude i i swear to fucking god i'll live in a car before i sell one of my fucking houses not to give the money to my kids like there's no fucking way i'm not giving this shit to my kids. Yeah, how about when you find out there's a half-brother no one knew about We could say that for later

I would even I would even be okay with that. I would even be okay with Yeah, at least that but like to the California like Like are you fucking kidding me? Give it to the DNC. It's a donate like dude. Here's the thing to the California – like are you fucking kidding me? Give it to the DNC. It's a donation for the DNC. Like dude, here's the thing too. The DNC. Here's the thing too. God forbid.

But let's say if I died, I would want my money to go to my parents and then my parents then to give it down to my kids. So they would become the executors on the yeah and they can use it make the kids still work but like there's just for me there's just a natural hierarchy of what you should be taking care of it's not that i love my parents more than my kids but it's just like hey dude you're closer the person closer to the finish line gets the shit and then and then their goal is just to take care of that shit so that the next group when they get close to the finish line they got some fucking nest egg

you fucking donate like $100,000 to Yale fuck you hey what about donating $250,000 annually to Berkeley while your dad lives in the ghetto of San Leandro and has to go to

Safeway at certain times to make sure that the armed guard is there yeah dude yeah i don't get it i don't get it and maybe it's going to be different when i get older but um people get weird with money man people get weird with people's stuff like they just go through the house and start rummaging through things. Like there's, oh, I want this. I want this wood chisel. I want this fucking, this chair. I want this piece of artwork.

Yeah, ain't that the truth. This one's mine. He said that this reminded me of him. Hey, you know what's crazy too? If you do that, let's say Susan and I are brothers and we fight over something that are that are that our mom left us right yeah then at some point and let's say our relationship's damaged and we don't talk for 20 years at some point one of us is going to realize that was a mistake yep because because that there's an objective reality to that yep it's a mistake and then you're boy and and you might not want to ever see that objective reality well that's kind of how liberals are that's i mean that's i guess that's at some point like how many years

down the road to where your ego is built up so fucking big against seeing the reality of it that you just die with that pain never being free holy fuck i was thinking the other day if i was walking down the street and god walked by me would he look at me and be like fuck i made you a great cock would he see the outline of my and just be like fuck oh you got one of those ones huh nice like oh i gave you that huh does he walk by if does if god walks by Daniel Brand and he's like, fuck, what a perfect combination of tits and ass. And fitness. Yeah, yeah.

What made me think of this is that someone in the comments was like, he's so creepy or he's so – there was some shit like that. And I'm thinking to myself, first of all, aren't you listening to my tone? My tone is wonderful. So pleasant. it's perfect tone but yeah that was my best work i cannot believe the way your chode connects your scrotum and your anus i am god i have made the perfect undercarriage for sevamatosian next version i'll make with a little less hair so it can be seen better I won't make it look like an aardvark died between his legs but anyway

because God's working on it but I see these people and I'm just like how do you enjoy your life if you're not free yeah how do you enjoy your life if you're not free yeah my my my son made a song the other day about the journey of a poop it was a poop family and it's and he wrote it and it was like three pages long it's amazing three pages yeah yeah handwritten i'm also being accused of i think i'm it can't be found And I think that there's a subtle

Theory around the house between my kids And my wife that I threw it away because I'll throw Have temper tantrums and just start throwing shit away in the house It's like cluttered you just start rummaging And I'm 100% I didn't do it But I but I but I But I feel guilty like I'm crossing The border and the cops thinks I have drugs you know what I mean

Yep you go into a store and they don't have what you need, so you don't buy anything. We've seen you throw shit away a lot of times before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They open the trash can and half their stuffed animals are in there. They're like, what the fuck? That's discrimination, bro, in your own home. I'm a whoopee.

Yeah, it's like how a black guy feels about stealing. I didn't fucking do it, but you feel guilty as fuck. Maybe I did. That's how I feel around my house. I didn't take a spoon house one time but you're being followed around the store so so i would let me finish this up yeah i just if i if i would have written that story and read it to my dad as a kid my dad would have been like that's inappropriate that's gross oh my god i'm just like man how are you just not free?

Like, why can't you just be free? I'm not, I'm not asking you to, um, yeah, just be free. Why can't you, why can't you appreciate the divots on the scrotum? Why can't you appreciate watching the owl vomit that furball from the fur tree? Why can't you enjoy like when a roach scurries? Like my kids and I were in a restaurant in Newport and there were mice running around on the walls. And me and my kids were so in Hunter McIntyre was there and we were so excited. Yeah.

Yeah. It is appreciating. And other people were completely disgusted. And I get it. You're tripping because you've got food there and you're like fuck how much roast shit did i but it's also like dude what a great experience yeah yeah how fun is this my kids and hunter are jumping around on the chairs trying to look behind the tv sets and shit it's like dude it's your life why are you grossed out by shit why are you offended by the fact if i asked danielle if she has fake boobs or not wasn't it

wonderful that she got to say no okay for the opportunity maybe to talk about it now i agree there are some awkward moments it doesn't always go off without a hitch right there are times like you go to jump over a puddle and you land in another one like fuck didn't see that one i was a little short-sighted but please listen to my tone i'm not a creep thank you to me i mentioned jump over the puddle i just did that the other day and landed on like the painted spot on the parking lot slipped straight onto my back but i held the pho up in the air so it didn't break what's the pho say the vietnamese uh soup oh i came out of the place today is that why you're

is that why you came in here a little janky no no no that was like that that was a couple weeks ago no i came in janky because i did diane yesterday with the deadlifts and my back's just a little tight i wonder how if you're gonna be able to get out of that couch i don't i was gonna get up to give you the t-shirt that was sent real quick so we should we can give them a little love but i also was thinking maybe i shouldn't do that because then I was going to get up to give you the t-shirt that was sent real quick. So we should, we can give them a little love, but I also was thinking maybe I shouldn't do that. Cause then more people will send me more shit that I feel responsible to have to bring to you.

Uh, Susan did Diane. It's 21, 15, nine. Did you do the deadlifts at two 25? Yeah. Jesus.

Yeah. I did the Dallas at two 25 and I tried to beat my old time, and my fitness level was much higher when I did it last time than it is currently. So I basically just blew myself up. Kipping handstand push-ups? What's that? Did you do your kipping handstand push-ups? Are you strict?

No, kipping. Kipping. How about when you get ejaculate in your belly button? You mean, do I enjoy it? Like, can I appreciate it? That's a great question. What the fuck? That hasn't happened to me in so long oh my god yeah i'm like that hasn't happened to me in so long angle that sucker i'm a standy guy just like gets on clothes and shit in the closet

just walk away i don't know how to clean it uh just just move on yes uh yes uh true mike pool boy true story i have wet dreams often still most people would say oh gross but instead i enjoy the experience and i don't worry about the mess i just made my bed i just reflect for fun do you change the sheets or you just you just know it's going to stiffen up and sleep in it tomorrow it's like it's like a trophy hey no every every 20 wet dreams he hangs the sheet on the wall. Oh, yeah. Hangs it on a ceiling, turns the black light on. It looks like he's staring at a starry night.

I never had a lot of wet dreams. I wish I would have had. I would have loved to have had one a month my whole life. I haven't even had a dozen wet dreams in my life. I don't think I did either. That's awesome that you have those. I've peed my bed more as an adult than I've had wet dreams i probably peed my bed i don't know 10 times always the same dream at the urinal taking a piss your body's like yes i gotta do this yeah i'm at the urinal taking this and you know what it's

crazy it was um uh it was always if i drank a pint of water before i go to bed like i'm like like if i eat too much meat and i got like the meat sweats or i got like you know what's crazy? It was always if I drank a pint of water before I go to bed. Like if I eat too much meat and I got the meat sweats or I got that feeling when you eat too much meat. And I drink a pint of water and I'm like, uh-oh. The worst part is drinking a pint of water and then just waking up a rock hard and you can't pee. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like. You got to do the weird bent over thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You got to lean over. Like that guy jump roping for speed yeah yeah exactly just you trying to pee with a stiffy i kind of like the uh i like the challenge though of it all it's so funny having a penis is so funny so fucking weird like putting your thumb on the water hose and you're yeah exactly yeah yeah you're like i know you don't i know you're not supposed to pivot here but you're gonna what if the penis had a joint in it like a finger like you could just be like

i'm sure women will be a little happy but it'll but it's broken after that we had a guy break his penis one time and it's like he just like popped it and it was wait what do you mean popped it how hold on how does that happen what is i guess there's i don't know anything about this really but we had a guy come into the hospital and he said he like he like habitually like pops his dick when it's hard and so like there's like a joint there or something and he like popped a ligament and then at one point he did it and it like broke it off like in half did you see it no i didn't i was like there's this thing that i can do with my penis where if i got a really hard erection i can just like put my palm my hand on it and kind of

push it and i can get a little like at the base, a little like a like a like just a like that. Oh, yeah. Wow. I don't do it very often, but I can do it. And it's a good feeling. But we had a urologist on here a long time ago. And he said during COVID, there were fucking broken penises everywhere. So they're just jerking it?

No. At home, fucking your wife and just too much fucking and all the time she's yeah three o'clock in the afternoon she's on top oh my wife watched the weirdest movie last night with emma stone stone it's a black i think it's a black and white movie i was sitting in my living room and she puts this movie on. It's called. I started thinking it was a pedophile movie. Actually, I've been hanging out with too many Christians. It's a movie about a,

I'm like, what the fuck is the premise of this movie? Yeah. She's like, it's a guy who took the brain. His wife died, but he takes it. It takes her brain out and takes the brain from a baby and puts it in his

wife. What the fuck? fuck but but every and i'm sitting there trying to look at my phone trying to get organized for this morning show yeah and every other scene there's fucking in it and it's wild and she's naked in it like she's naked in it like a thousand times whoa and uh she calls sex jumping she's like when can i jump up and down on you again because she has the brain of a baby oh that's fucking weird yeah yeah i don't like that what was the um i don't like that it's called maybe stupid things or stupid or pretty things pretty thing seth put pretty things in there when you it's bizarre something some something things is it is a pedo movie. Oh shit.

There's a scene in there. Says the Christian. There's a scene in that right. Yeah you guys think everything's pedo. Now you got me all fucked up too. And it won the Academy Award. Yeah it's of course it didn't. So basically he's fucking a kid in a woman's body. But what's crazy too is her body kind of looks like a kid's body. Like she

she has a she has the body of what you think think a 13-year-old girl looks like. Jeez. Yeah, it's bizarre. There's a lot of push to normalize that shit, huh? And it was a libtard that told her it was a great movie. Shocker. Yeah.

Shocker. There was a scene in there. Oh, yeah, this thing, this movie. There's a scene in there where they're at dinner. It's the only scene I saw besides. I kind of tried to watch all the fucking scenes. Oh, poor things, not pretty things. But there's a scene where they're out to dinner,

and a baby's crying at another table table and she gets up to punch the baby because she has a brain of a baby so you know how babies will just hit each other kids will hit each other i heard the mood this movie is basically porn it's free on amazon yeah it is like it seemed like it seemed like it like it seemed like to be honest with you now that i think about it because of her body it looked it looked like 13-old girl porn with a fat old guy. Because what's his name? What's the guy's name in it? He's – I mean, his body is sloppier than mine.

Oh, look at – here. Tim. Hey, what's up? What's up, dude? Sorry for bugging you so much. We're live on the air. Oh, good. How's it going?

I'm pumped. I got a proposition for you. To continue from yesterday. So what about Wednesday at 530 Pacific Standard Time? Yep. And then probably around 545, you'll do the workout. So for like 15 minutes, we'll talk to you. We'll dilly dally. We'll watch you freak out and panic and, you'll do the workout. So for like 15 minutes, we'll talk to you. We'll dilly dally. We'll watch you freak out and panic. And then you'll get it. Yeah, I can do that.

And then could you have, is there any chance, do you think the internet connection will be good? Do you think you can set up your computer and have the camera pointed where you're going to do it? Or you could also have a friend there who also sets up a cell, a cell phone. So we could have two camera angles or something. Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Okay.

Now here's the other thing. Ready? Okay. Um, I called Kevin Ogar today. Okay. And I asked her what the standard is for the fittest man in the world in the dwarf category.

And he said, and he said that, um, you wouldn't have to jump over the bar in his division, but what we've, but as we talked about it more, if we, if it's probably easier if you jump over the bar because you don't have to stand up all the way. Yeah. Not easier, but faster cycling way. Yeah. Not easier, but faster cycling harder. Yeah. Now here's the thing.

Do we draw a line for you on the ground or do we just use the same bar height as the other dudes use? Um, I mean, the bar height doesn't really matter to me. It doesn't bother me any. All right. Fuck it. You're going with it.

I'll just go regular bar. Fucking A. Savage. Alright. Are you disgusted with the fact that we were trying to make it easier for you? No. Okay, fuck it. Alright, good. Not really. Okay. Told you.

Now listen. CA Peptides is going to give you a thousand bucks if you beat them. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Don't get too excited, buddy. Yeah, but he's here. I won't.

No worries. Oh, my God. Oh, that was good, Tim. All right, Tim. I will be bugging you. I'll be in touch with you Monday and Tuesday. Maybe we can even get you on for a show before then and talk. All right, cool.

You da man, dude. Wednesday, big show. The Sevan Podcast. CA Peptides presents to you Tim Murray, fittest man in the world, 100 Burpees for Time over the bar. All right. I'm excited. You're a fucking boss.

Love you, buddy. Love you too, man. All right. Ciao. See ya. Fucking A. Easy. He's easy.. Love you, buddy. Love you too, man. All right. Ciao. Fucking A. Easy. He's easy. He answered that right. Regular bar.

Regular bar. When you say love you to people, do most people say love you back? Yeah, actually they do, I think. Really? That's cool. Try it out, Caleb. Feel about your life. Let's give a report out Caleb But but I was getting I was starting to sweat like I broke a sweat talking to him like I could feel the love like Coming up. You know what I mean?

Yeah, okay, but I don't say I love you to everyone. Yeah, I just love how much they like There's so much buildup in the call. They must have so much anxiety Okay, like okay you ready for this? Oh, shit. I didn't want to tell him either that we're going to give him all the donations that come from the show. Because I just didn't want to like. No, because that's a cool prize. Yeah, I want it to be just a surprise.

Yeah. Although he might watch the show back right now and know. Yeah, maybe. But either way, I hope it and know. Yeah, maybe. But either way, I hope it's something. God, I hope it clears $1,000 in donations. That would be fucking amazing. And he beats him and he gets two grand.

Oh, my God. That'd be cool. Oh, my God. That'd be cool. He's so stoked. Yeah. Happy birthday, Matt Burns. Can we put music to it?

No. I don't know. I don't understand. Like have music playing as he does no no i don't know what is i don't understand like like have music playing as he does i don't know maybe in the edit when dusty does the edit maybe i don't know back to penis talk yes savon uh ever try bouncing a pistachio off into your mouth what i don't uh you mean just throw it up in the air and catch a pistachio i do that every day i'm wicked oh i need to make a video of me uh maybe we'll go outside susan i it up in the air and catch a pistachio? Yeah, I do that every day I'm wicked Oh, I need to make a video of me Maybe we'll go outside, Susan and I will do it in the street now

We'll see how far, if Susan can throw a pistachio As far as Susan can throw it, I can catch it No, you think so? If he throws a pistachio 60 feet, I will catch it Members only In my mouth That's what I'm talking about, Caleb That's what i'm talking about

jody lynn you're the best if everyone does their part and just gives a dollar or no what did judy say two dollars and judy's gonna count it we have an asian accountant flick it off your helmet jesus kenneth come on buddy that's not like you So I got kicked in the balls yesterday by Joseph. Wow. Hard? No. Intentional or was it? Yeah, it was intentional. Oh, damn. We were in the garage and he's like, I barely kicked you.

It was just like a side. And I'm like, hey, dude. And I'm on the ground and I'm on my back and I'm having it. It's like for those of you who don't have balls, if you're a girl, it's the equivalent to having if you just get your balls flicked, it's the equivalent to an ice cream headache, but it's in like your, your fupa area between like your belly button and your balls. Yeah. But, but it's like, you know, it's going to go away, but it's like a minute of something weird. Yeah.

But so I'm like, Hey, you don't know about the nut flick. And they're like, no, I'm like, well, flick yourself in the nut. And Ari just, my son, Ari gently flicks himself in the nuts and just down yeah uh yeah like oh that's bad i'm like yeah yep hey dickhead yeah maybe like those assholes that do like the sack tap thing yeah sack tap oh man yeah you know who started doing some stupid you know who started doing that shit who my wife what wow you figured out how to fucking wow you figured out the sack tap You know who started doing that shit? Who? My wife. What? Wow. She figured out how to fucking sack tap.

Wow. She started doing that shit. Did she learn that at work from seeing those guys do it? Had to have, right? Oh, my gosh. She's never done it before. And then in the past year, she just started walking around and sack tapping me. You have to tell her, hey, dude, that will scar me.

You'll change my whole posture. I'm a tall man. I'm going to walk around kind of like, anytime I walk in the room, my shoulders are going to come forward. Now it's turned into a game, so I'll just fupa tap her. And so we're all like, it's back and forth now. You're going to need a chiropractor. What happened to your back? I've been guarding from the ball tap.

Literally, dude. Yeah, it was crazy. I'm like, oh, excuse me. Okay, we're fighting now. I always had a friend that did that in a group of friends. It's like you'd walk up and be like, hey, and everybody's standing there in the circle at like lunchtime or something, and he would just wham.

Wham. Fuck. Love that. I didn't like those. I didn't like titty twisters. I didn't like dead legs. I didn't even like this game. I didn't like anything.

Then you got punched. I didn't like this game. Yeah, I didn't like anything that. I didn't like anything. Then you got punched. I didn't like this game. Yeah. I didn't like anything that stressed me out. Yeah. That inflicted pain for no reason. Jake Chapman, getting ball tapped is like a stomach ache that's shared with your soul. Yeah, I could see that.

That's a good description. You have like three billion swimmers who got their shit rocked in your sack. Ugh. I know. isn't that great god that's so good i love that he did that yeah poor boy's a beast oh yeah that's hilarious hey that's what you call like being present and taking advantage of your situation yeah you know what i mean like just i knew it was there it's just living i wonder how many people live caught that and got a got a chuckle out of it it's just living it's just like hey i'm alive i'm gonna do some shit yeah it's like that's pretty funny i um i i was walking out of the the gas station the credit

card machine wasn't working. So I had to go inside and pay cash, actually, now that I think about it. And as I was walking out, there was this hot chick walking in. And I was watching her. But I was doing everything in my power not to follow. I didn't want to be a creep and stare at her ass as she walked by. Because there's no creep in me. Healthy.

But then, so she walked by. And I held it open for the pretty girl and uh then uh and then i looked i looked out to the gas station and i let go of the handle and i hear the door hit someone oh no she was like standing there or something no but although i did fucking there was a kid walking out with a fucking six pack of cores and i'm like fuck but i was kind of just in la la land for a second because i just seen a pretty girl you know what i mean yeah did you say anything to him I fucking apologized and he

knew exactly what had happened did he laugh at it yeah yeah I'm like dude I'm sorry that's cool yeah me too yeah he gets it he's like I walked into it because I was doing the same thing why do women uh poke men's buttholes I don't know uh what your wife doesn't do that my fiance

does it constantly drives me nuts yeah you got to put a stop to that i don't know i don't know about all that you like scratch and sniff little scratch and sniff at the house or what let me tell you something. Did you have potatoes this morning? No. It's going to be a no for me, dog. Don't touch anything south of the... Don't touch anything south of the base. I don't even want my balls touched. Nothing.

Really? You don't like a little cradle of the balls? No base. I don't even want my balls touched. Nothing. Really? You don't like a little cradle of the balls? No, because I don't trust it. You can take it. That's big trust. It's nice, though. Big trust. Big trust.

Big trust. Just be like, hey, just a little gentle. Do you like cold hands on your balls or warm hands? It's like warm hands, preferably. I like cold hands. Really balls or warm hands uh it's like warm hands preferably oh i like cold hands really just cold hands anywhere yeah on my body i prefer cold hands to that you do i don't think my wife likes it either so weird cold cold feet and hands on me before yeah oh i love that i love it when my boys jump into bed with me and put like they're cold and they put their all their cold like they grab me.

They're freezing. Do you like a cold pillow? Yeah, but that's different. That's mandatory. That's like my head is just my head is hot. Yeah. Cold pillow. We will see you guys tomorrow.

Tomorrow, the big news of today's show is that I'm not a creep, and Tim Murray will be coming on Wednesday to put it to Colton and Berman. Yep. Jake Berman. There you go. Talk to you guys soon. Berman. Buh-bye. Damn, long.