The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | We Know Everything

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

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We're live. Damn, where's my hat no hat good morning i have a dream i have a dream i have a dream boy these shows so many good shows, they're just kind of all stepping all over each other these days. Sean Lenderman, the best thing Seban ever did for me was introduce me to Tommy G, which in turn introduced me to Mellow Bucks. I don't know who that is. You like Tommy G, huh?

Pretty cool, right? Look who joined. James Hall. Jill. Controlled Chaos. Mr. Player 3.0. All these people. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Hayway Chatter. Okay. All right. All right. Sebon's Mayhem Empire. All right. All right. Uh, seven's mayhem empire. That's a weird one.

Ernie. Good morning, Marissa. Good morning. Didn't even click your name and you got a good morning. Yeah. So many good shows. How about that?

With Miranda Alcaraz yesterday, Chris Henshaw. Oh, oh, okay. I'm getting some feedback. feedback my so my toothpaste arrived yesterday matuthian ceo matuthian i saw my label too it's dope god i'm so excited i brushed with it this morning it's good stuff um and i got a little feedback saying that i can taste a little bit of salt

in the metuthian a little bit i tasted a little bit of salt in it too this morning it's less um it's less uh chalk it's uh well it's not charcoal at all um but um it's less uh gritty than the stuff that I've normally been using. And I like the grittiness of the stuff I had normally been using. But maybe this stuff is better for you because you can use it more often without it maybe being aggressive on your teeth. Shit, I don't know. But man, God, I don't know how anyone brushes with paste anymore. Now that I've used powder, it's like, wow, paste is weird.

I'm missing the hair. I'm still, when I get in the shower, it came in cider. Came in cider. Great. When I'm in the shower, it came in cider. I reach for the back to pull the rubber band out. And it's not there. I'm still doing that.

And at night when I go to bed, I'm reaching for the rubber band too. Augustus Link. Seve cut his hair so they can grind it up and add it to his tooth powder. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We got Ronnie Teasdale. Jake Chapman.

When is Raw coming on? We have Raw scheduled. Hey, it's none of your fucking business it's my show no thanks for asking oh we have raw scheduled raw oh there's caleb we wow i haven't seen that crash uh sweatshirt hey oh did it used to be black and you bleached it no i only have the black one. I've never seen a white crash one. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's blasphemy wearing anything but a CEO shirt. How dare you? You should see what I'm wearing underneath. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. That counts. A live call in show notes. What's today?

J-O-1-9-2-0-0-1-2-4. You know how i know the show is going to be around a long time because i put the year on the notes when i send them to you because you know what i mean like i'll put like miranda if i'm sending you the show notes from miranda i would send you like 12 23 so you know it's december of 2023 because i know she'll be on again yeah i could probably go back and see like all the way back to 2021 all your notes you're probably right i i i had her on yesterday and she's one of those people that like i'm like oh i wish she she should be a regular or i felt that way about jennifer say but i don't say that anymore because i know i

never follow through with it it's like i like the only people who are like the most regulars who do you think the most regular is oh that's a great we could get five minutes of show out of this here here we go no who's who's the most regular right now i feel like it's hunter more than greg oh i guess i yeah i wasn't thinking about greg i guess i consider greg's probably don't hurt his feelings think about him think about him 26 times. I think he's been on. Okay. Let's make,

let's make a list. Uh, Greg, most regular. Uh, then I'm going to go with John Young. Oh, okay.

We're going like everybody, everybody. Yeah. Everybody. Anyone with a heartbeat. Okay. Yeah. John Young.

That'd be a good one. Um, let me just throw some names out there. I like what you said, Hunter. Rich is pretty regular, I'm proud to say. Okay, yeah. Tyson's been pretty regular, and I think he's coming on again next – Tyson Bajent, he's coming on next Tuesday, right? Yep, yep.

Let's see. Hiller, Taylor, Bill. Okay, so the whole gang, Hiller, Taylor, Bill. Okay. So the whole gang Hiller, Taylor, Bill, uh, Hiller, Chase, Taylor. Oh yeah. Uh, Bill. So the, basically all those guys, would you put Tyler Watkins on there? Hmm. Sure.

He's one. He's once a month. Yeah. He's a regular, uh,. He's regular. JR. Laura came inside or Laura's mentioned regularly. Eric Weiss, Brian friend. He's falling off lately. Yeah.

Yeah, he's falling off. Holy shit. Okay. Has that light switch always been exposed like that? Or was there a cover on it a couple days ago? Oh, no. It's always been exposed. Wow.

I've taken it. Yeah. Usually you don't see it because they were like this. Oh, okay. All right. All right. All of them are exposed. So if you really want to, you could probably get shocked at least twice a day.

Oh, that's fun. So you're at the Shattuck in i am yeah do you feel like you're getting value out of it because um you're doing shows there yeah absolutely it's a it's a nice retreat from staying at our in-laws house that's for sure we started we set up a tv and a couch and we have internet so now we just like stream shows and watch it down here we'll bring our dog down here and hang out basically all day and uh wait a second you'll you have do you have a couch you have do you have a place like where you can sit and cuddle and watch TV at the Shattuckin? Yeah. No shit. Have you been doing YouTube shows? No.

I fell off over the course of the past month. Okay, just... Brian has been on the most episodes, excluding Beaver and Sousa. I wonder if that's true. It's possible. I mean, I used to invite him on every single show in the beginning everyone no I think Tyson's

next Tuesday I think he was offered the 8th or the 16th and he chose the 9th or the 16th and he chose the 16th yeah what were you going to show me something? The cuddle couch? Let me pull it up on my phone quick.

Oh, you know what's going to happen today? I think Travis Bellinghausen from Vindicate is going to call in. Oh, yeah, because he's got some explaining to do. Yeah. He wants to do his new venture when with open shirts right um uh brian was on every show until he became a pricey commodity what's that what's a pricey commodity i don't know what that means oh like too expensive like i couldn't afford him him um uh the burpee dude is is brian coming back on uh oh look oh shit can you hear this no no but this is pretty advanced are you taking us on it wow you are fucking that's genius you're

gonna use that to point at shit from around the shattuckin from where you're sitting yeah sure oh i should do that too. I should point it. God, how come I've never thought of that? All right. All right. Cool.

Well, hold on. I'm going to mute this one and unmute this one. I'm mute your phone. One and mute your other one. See what happens. Do, do the reverse.

Okay. Okay. I'm going to meet that. Okay. How's that? All right. Can you hear me? Yeah. Oh oh shit that's where you're sitting oh god you do have a little couch and you do have a cuddle spot that's crazy yep so there's our couch we brought from our old house in virginia and then this is like our tv stand tv this is a bunch of drywall I needed to do something with

We have that work does that work the heater the furnace So this is just a wood-burning stove a friend of ours got it for free and just gave it to us It so it just needs to be vented and it's ready to go Yeah, we're thinking about just putting it like up against this wall or something and then just putting the vent out through the side dude yeah how fun yeah it'd be pretty cool it would save us a lot on heating bills so that'd be nice to have oh that's awesome that's the shower and surround that we need to put in. We ran into a pretty significant pipe problem with the last shower. So that's your getaway.

Have you guys ever spent the night there? No. No, not yet. God, I like the ceilings too. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Someone said Waterpalooza... Someone said Waterpalooza is going live right now but I just went oh subscribe I guess I should subscribe tear tear

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder how you spell Dylan. Isn't it D-Y-L-A-N or something? He's not populating in my computer. My computer doesn't have everyone in it. Why is that? Okay, I'm going to text this to you. D-Y-L-A-N and then Malitz malitzky and then i'm gonna grab it on my phone look at me i'm like a media director forever i'm pretty much the media director

of wadapalooza now too i think might as well get wadapalooza just everyone okay dylan um uh um uh we uh uh We Tier name is missing on YouTube Gotta make sure the sponsors are happy Gotta make sure the sponsors are happy Yeah, you never you never want to accidentally us slinky you don't want to send the nudes to the wrong dylan that could get weird right you gotta sell it to the send it to the correct dylan

all right um what do we have here i'm gonna start i'm starting at the bottom Here we go Oh yeah look at this Jim throws I didn't number them Sorry we're just going to start at the bottom and work up Is that cool Caleb Jim throws party for lady that lost 100 pounds This is cool I don't even know how this popped up on my radar

Check this out Still trying to wrap my head around this past weekend This lady's name is Lex Precon This is cool. I don't even know how this popped up on my radar. Check this out. Still trying to wrap my head around this past weekend. This lady's name is Lex Precon. On Friday at our CrossFit SPRC Christmas party, my gym and family surprised me with my special award for hitting my goal of losing 100 pounds. Yesterday, my gym showed up for me to celebrate the best way we know how, grinding it out in a workout. With each passing movement, I felt an overwhelming amount of pride

in all the work I put in this year. I have stood and looked in the mirror every day to see my body get smaller and smaller, but it wasn't until yesterday that I let the depth of my progress really sink in. I've truly never worked harder for anything in my entire life, and i can't stop thinking about how grateful i am to have had the people at crossfit sprc fight this fight right next to me crazy right hey can we look at her can we can we go back to oh i think her first video is kind of like a highlight video if you go like back to her like main page what's her her name anyway? Lex Esposito Lex. Yeah

Click yeah, look at that. Look at here. Here she is. Look at her Here's like the full montage Went into a CrossFit gym and dropped the hange Wow Yeah, girl wow yeah girl so it's doable it's totally doable here it is and then how cool is her gym that they threw a party for yeah right yeah it's i mean i don't know how often people are losing 100 pounds but i don't think I've ever seen that before. That's cool. Stephen Flores, get her on the pod. No, those days are over. We're too big time for that. You got to lose 200 to make it on the pod these days. 200.

Sleeky OG CrossFit shit right there. It's awesome, right? Mason Mitchell ruining every good story with I i heard rumors she was sneaking ozempic hey here's the deal let's say she was on terzepetide from ca peptides more power to her is that what it was the cave dastro but this is truly important thing she went from 239 to 139 you usually hear like from 300 to 200 yeah she's at the beginning of that video it said january 2nd 2023 i was 239 pounds so she's lost 100 pounds in 139 that's amazing yeah good mover right great mover yeah oh jake chapman that's not true i'd watch that 1000 times before watching some ball guy throwing barbells around not even close sorry i like high performers i love the 100 pound weight loss story congratulations to lex but i i found the thumb being just so utterly enjoyable to watch

yesterday oh shit jeremy flatter flatter there jeremy flatter there uh she basically made a to watch yesterday. Oh, shit. Jeremy Flatter. Flatterther. Jeremy Flatterther. She basically made a better commercial than CrossFit has in years. Whew. Gabe Dastro coming in with the diplomatic approach. Why not both? No, fuck that.

The thumb is fucking stud. So there you go. That's cool. I like that. now let's get back to the regular shit let's bring up abortion okay here this one if you're not watching the show you kind of need to see this show we're going to show an abortion in live uh hd 1080 hd no we're not showing an abortion ron what's up dude uh i want you guys this is kind of hard to see what's going on here this happened yesterday in canada a guy from rebel news is trying to interview i think one of the ladies who's in parliament and he's asking her a question and as he's holding the mic up to her mouth to talk to her a cop stands behind them and screens them it's like a basketball screening a screen right that's in basketball you know like

isn't there some rules in basketball you can screen but it can't be a moving screen correct okay yeah look at me fucking sports genius well-rounded in all the sports okay watch this we're gonna watch this a hundred times so don't worry if you miss this but this happened yesterday and uh let's weigh in heavily here okay OK, here we go. Against the law in black faces Canada to ask insensitive questions. Why is your government supporting Islam? What are you doing? You're under arrest for assault. Why are you pushing me? You're under arrest for assault.

Who are you? You're under arrest for assault. Police. Police. You're under arrest for assault. How am I under arrest? You bumped into me. You pushed into me. You bumped into me.

I was just scrubbing. I got my credentials here, and you just bumped into me. So, excuse me. You're under arrest for assault. God, you know that guy takes a strap, puts an apple in his mouth, and lets his wife fuck him in the ass. Why am I under arrest? Will you pause for a second? Let's watch that again. How is

that? So he's interviewing someone in this, that's like a basketball screen that guy does, right? Yeah, for sure. He just steps in front of him. It's so fast too. God, I fucking hate Canada. Hate's running through my heart right now. I apologize. Forgive me, Father, for I have hate Canada. It's running through my heart right now.

I apologize. Forgive me, father for I have sinned. You can tell he doesn't really have an argument other than saying police. And you're on. Yeah. You at one point he'll start saying you assaulted a police officer. It's like,

dude, how does anyone even know you're a cop? Yeah. He's in plain clothes. How do you know that? Yeah. Everybody else has a police badge across the back of their jacket um uh okay let's watch that one time i wish there

was a i wish there was a version we could watch without all his like can you mute that shit he says in the beginning and we didn't have to see trudeau in blackface let's watch this one more time it's crazy or 10 more times this guy and everyone in canada knows who this guy is okay so he's he's in uh rebel news david menzies brutally arrested for scrumming freeland menzie was physically obstructed by an unnamed rcmp i think that just means cop who interfered with his attempt to question deputy prime minister minister and finance ministerstia Freeland. I mean, this seems totally legit what he's doing.

Yeah, you see this in the United States all the time. Yeah, okay, here we go. ...porting Islam on that. What? You've been... What are you doing? And he's facing him, so he knows he's walking that direction. Yeah, yeah. He just stood there.

Okay, let's watch out. Why are you pushing me? You're under arrest for assault. You're under arrest for assault. Police. Police, you're under arrest for assault. How am I under arrest? You bumped into me.

You pushed into me. You bumped... I was just scrubbing... I've got my credentials here, and you just bumped into me. So, excuse me. You're. I was just scrubbing. I've got my credentials here, and you just bumped into me. So, excuse me. You're under arrest. What is your name and your badge? What is your name and your badge?

I told you you're under arrest. Why am I under arrest? Sir, you're under arrest. Why are you doing this? Why are you taking my phone? Because you're under arrest. Can I have the microphone? Can I have the microphone?

Can I have the microphone? Can you give me a microphone? I'm just going to take your hand off. Why am I under arrest? Can I have the microphone? Can I have the microphone? Can you give me a hand? Why am I on the ground? Watch this black guy right here. He starts saying, I want to... Welcome to Black Faces Canada. It is against... Oh, you don't get to see it.

And there's a longer one where this one cop walks up on the right, this black dude. And he just keeps telling him, stop resisting, stop resisting. And it's like, dude, he's not even resisting shut the fuck up god damn i hate that guy's eyes his face i wish he would just go back to the hospital and finish going through transition whatever he's doing oh i hate that shit i wonder what happened can we go that happened yesterday I wonder what happened. Can we go to that happened yesterday? I wonder if there's any update on that.

What's the guy's name? Dave. I'm tired of watching Seve. I don't like going there and watching Seve Google while he's on the show. Oh, I don't see anything updated. Looks like the last thing was that he was arrested. RCMP arrest. Rebel News Journalist after questioning.

Christia Freeland. Damn. Rebel News Journalist David Menzi. Was arrested on Monday. During a memorial service in Richmond Hill. Commemorating the victims of flight PS752. For attempting to question Deputy Prime Minister.stia Freeland on a public street. The actual, I think the memorial was weird too.

God, I wish I could see a wider angle. Oh, let's see this. Is this a wider angle shot? Let's see this one. Freeland, how come the IR. Is this a wider angle shot? Let's see this one. How come the IRGC is not a jurisdiction? Why is your government supporting Islam on that? Oh, yeah. God. What? He had his arm out like he was catching him.

Yeah, his whole intention was there was to block him. Why else would he be standing there? What? You've been here since. What are you doing? Man. Man, man, man. Disobedience to tyrants is obedience to God.

Benjamin Franklin. Really? Did he say that? Man, oh man. No, I don't think the cop did his job. The cop did not do his job. Hey, dude, it would have been just as effective if the cop would have been like, hey, Dave, can you

come here for a minute and just waved him over? And then when he came over, the cop, Dave could have been like, hey, what are you doing? What? And he's like, hey, I just want I just think it's not cool what you're doing. To that lady, I mean, he could there's other things he could have done to give that lady a little bit of space. Hey, I'm going to, you know, or that lady needs to say to the cop, hey, I feel threatened. I feel unsafe with this guy so close to me. Send Hunter an invite. How about you send your mom a fucking invite?

Dickhead. dickhead um i found the uh instagram account of the lady doing the licensure bill oh yeah you want you you will not be surprised at all you will not be surprised at all ah you will not be surprised at all this is she's a physician she's obese the only thing she cares about everyone in all of her photos is obese and the only thing she cares about is black lives matter and diabetes medication that's it it's fucking mind-boggling this is this is the lady in california that's trying to push through the licensure bill for athletic trainers. First six posts. Tell me if you see anything wrong here.

Oh, yeah. Look at Kwanzaa. Do you guys remember the origins of Kwanzaa? Do you guys remember? This lady celebrates Kwanzaa. Does everyone know the origins of Kwanzaa? Do we need to go over that again? Let's go. Let's go. Let me pull up Kwanzaa. Does everyone know the origins of Kwanzaa? Do we need to go over that again? Let's go.

Let me pull up Kwanzaa one more time. Kwanzaa was founded... Oh, God, if I can find the wiki page. This is what wiki says. Just so you know, wiki, what a pile of shit wiki is. Kwanzaa was first celebrated in 1966. It's estimated that 12 million Americans celebrate Kwanzaa. I don't believe that for a fucking second.

It's estimated that 12 million Americans celebrate Kwanzaa. I don't believe that for a fucking second. It was created by a guy named Malana Karenga. Because he hated, it doesn't say this, but in other places you might. He hated white people and he hated Christians. This guy is, he's part of a non-violent organization but you got to see the crimes he spent like five years in jail for kidnapping uh women and holding them in a basement i'm gonna see if i can get the oh in 1971 the guy who invented kwan uh kwanzaa was sentenced to uh 10 years in prison for felony assault and felony imprisonment.

It was basically kidnapping. Mrs. Davis' face and her big toes were tightened in a vice. She also had detergent poured into her mouth and was beaten with a toaster. This is while in the basement. Wow. poured into her mouth and was beaten with a toaster well this is while in the basement wow uh he he took the women down there because and started doing that to them because he

believed they were going to poison him oh my god i wonder if that lady knows she's celebrating so so the lady who is trying to push through the licensure bill, she celebrates Kwanzaa, which is a made-up holiday by a guy who ties women up in the basement and beats them with a toaster. Beats you with a toaster. Kwanzaa. Can I see more of her? There's a picture of her in front of a dialysis center Mrs. Burns, good morning Let's keep scrolling

Let me see I don't like that Sevan guy's opinions These aren't my opinions, people These aren't my opinions Look at her That's the food bank, I think These aren't my opinions, people. These aren't my opinions. Look at her. That's the food bank, I think. How about you worry about yourself?

You'll see it. It's right in front of a... Look at... Every single one of her... Oh, there it is. DaVita. Look at... The DaVita health tour is coming. Free chronic kidney disease screening will be available at my turkey giveaway in healthcare.

Thanks to Davida. Holy shit. So this lady is a is a is a pharma stooge. She's a physician. By the way, she's a career politician. Her mom was had the same seat, same seat that she did, and now she holds that seat. She's a California – is she a senator or a congresswoman? Can we go back up to her name and title?

Assembly member. Assembly member. I can't even pronounce her name. These are the people running the show for us citizens of California and those people who own CrossFit gyms. Can I see her name? Can you go to her profile? I want to look at her name. I want to see if I can even pronounce her name. Assemblywoman Akilah Weber, government official, member of the California State Assembly. Look at her picture.

I mean, she looks nothing like that. No, she doesn't. That was like a picture from when she graduated med school, probably. Yeah, she looks nothing like that. She's pretty in that picture. Yeah, hot. Great body. She's pretty in that figure. Yeah.

It's hot. Great body. Just a stooge now for a pharma. And passing licensure bills that fuck CrossFit. Should I feel guilty that I'm not a member? No. Because my husband paid for it. I mean, we're one flesh.

No. Fuck it. Fuck it. Membership member. No, because my husband paid for it. I mean, we're one. No, fuck it. Fuck it. Members member. Yon Clark. I've responded about Friday, by the way, I'm going into coach in an hour for five hours, but I'll catch up with whatever you enjoy.

I don't know what the fuck that is. Hey, this isn't your own personal place for messages. You're a message timeout That's why you have DMs God damn Just don't say stupid shit Dan You're on a fucking roll Just try to say one thing that's not moronic

All holidays are made up Made up but to the extent that they signify something Like Christmas is the day that that dude was, is he killed or born on that day? The Jesus guy. He's born. Your birthday's not made up. How did the guy choose what day Kwanzaa is?

The day that the fucking, he hit the lady with the toaster? Jackass. Oh, I'm getting pretty wound up here this morning hey dude this could be this could be an amazing uh theme for 2024 this whole athena hiller relationship dude it's wild yeah i'm pretty uh i'm pretty excited i have it in my notes it's coming up not quite yet not quite. OK. Fact checking in real time. This is my homeboy Donald Trump. They're trying to fuck with the big D. And here we go. Here we go. God, he looks horrible. He's looking old. Sure. Here we go. We have the seventh highest mortality rate in the world. Our mortality rate is higher than Brazil.

It's higher than Russia. When you talk about mortality rates, I think it's the opposite. I think we have one of the lowest mortality rates in the world. I heard we have one of the lowest, maybe the lowest mortality rate anywhere in the world, because I heard we had the best mortality rate. Number one low mortality rate. I hope you show this, Eric, because it shows what fake news is all about. Okay. I don't think I'm fake news, but we'll put our stats on. You said we had the worst mortality rate in the world. But sir, we have the seventh.

I just love that. Just fact checking in real time. Like, fuck you. That's supposed to be done. Wally's safer. That's not Wally's safer. Chris Wallace. Yeah, Chris Wallace.

I like Mike Wallace. Mike Wallace, his dad got a great piece on vaccines from back in the 80s on 60 Minutes. Back when it was okay to say, don't take that shit. Don't take the injection. Explain to me, do you think that a million, do you think that if we stood on a street corner and counted until a million people crossed the street that we'd eventually see someone get hit? You think we'd see someone get hit before we get to a million?

Yeah. Right? Yep. Just pick a street corner in New York City and just start counting. And at some point there's there's some odds that there's someone's going to get hit for whatever reason there's an intersection right here yeah and it's only a two-way stop i've only been here for two months and there's already been four accidents so it's pretty likely and and if we saw if we if we if we

counted a million people eating bags of pretzels eventually we see someone who choked and died on a bag of pretzels probably right a million bags indeed right it's just the odds it's just the fucking odds right Right. How is it. That only that a thousand kids, less than a thousand kids died in like some like 10 year period or something like that from measles before the vaccine came out, but that they thought they could safely administer the measles vaccine to all the kids in the United States without accidentally at least hurting some. without accidentally at least hurting some. Does no one else think like that? Is anyone else like, well, like if seatbelts were killed, like seatbelts kill some people. There's some people who get in accidents where the seatbelt actually kills some people.

Right, like if they would have been belted in, they would have died, but they were ejected. Or they would have lived if they weren't belted in there are some somehow the seatbelt like they would have been safer if they got thrown out of the car but it's low probably I'm guessing it's low but either way you got it you got to think like that you

got to be like well the odds are more is that it would save me than kill me so I'm going to go with the savings we have some weird echo. I think it's you. Is my mic too low? How's that? Better?

It's okay. I wasn't hearing it, so it's probably me. Hello? Testing. 1, 2, 5, 7, 13. You never know what i'm gonna 75 say jennifer say anyway i like that okay athena prez okay uh look at this uh look at this instagram post what is going on oh i still hear it damn it even even dave castro's gotten in the mix with this whole athena thing sebon it's you it is me

the flat earther says it's me why how about now is it doing it now should i switch mics how can it be me i'm not even i just have one mic um uh athena and hillar collabed some call him batman i call him coach tomorrow's day one of 365 new New YouTube channel coming soon. Holy shit. Let's read some of the comments. Yeah, there's definitely an echo. This show's

fucked. Hey, I'm gonna log out and log back in. Okay, here I am. Back in. Oh, hold on. Hold on. How do I leave? Oh, not on. How do I leave? Oh, not end stream, leave studio? Yeah, bottom.

Okay, here we go. I'll be back. Don't panic. I think your volume got too low. How about that? Can you guys hear me now? Hopefully it comes back soon. Anyway, this is pretty cool. How's that better

I'm curious to know the story here so I hope you guys do an intro interview type of video start genuine question why is this collaboration needed with the amount of resources seemingly available to you already wait what huh so I think what they're saying because she could go to Jenny

Craig like why not pick killer it's fun but I don't even understand that question I think she like since she's somebody who is providing resources for people who are like larger body athletes yeah that they're saying well since she has those resources why don't she just do those like use whatever

she already has well I think that there's They're saying, well, since she has those resources, why don't she just do those, like use whatever she already has? Well, I think that there's two really obvious reasons. The one thing is, just so people don't know, this is my take. I have not talked to Athena or Hiller about this, but this is my take. Hiller comes in hot, and she thinks that Hiller could learn some stuff by working with someone like her. And two, she trusts Hiller as a coach, and she wants to work on herself, and she likes being coached. And so she chose him because she thought it would be mutually educational for both of them. Like maybe – what do you Christians say?

Maybe it will soften his heart or some shit like that, right? Or some shit like that, right? But also, her whole thing, she wants to share her journey so other people will believe in themselves and believe they can make the journey. She's warring. She's been warring for years with this shit. You know, she may be the heaviest person ever to fucking have taken an L1 and she made the whole thing public. So why not choose a guy? I chose Hiller to come on that Taylor show yesterday because i know he's the fucking most high profile guy in the space bring him in and let him uh and he went hard at taylor right it was fun and hillar wants to be

used so she's using him it's like seems obvious i know i know most of you are like yes evie you just wasted three hours three minutes of our time we know that. Yeah, just saying. Some may not. It's fucking so good. It's so smart. I love it. Okay, let's read some more. It feels like Hiller went a bit off the deep end lately. What the fuck?

Not even deep enough. Will you like my comment? I would like to get up to 68. Thank you. One more and we're at 69 yeah baby okay let's see I haven't been this excited for something in CrossFit space in a while yeah it's so we like that one too I like that no you don't want to

like that okay it's gonna be a clean experience or he's gonna want you to take some peptides or PED oh that'd be awesome if Athena got all juiced up no peptides or PED oh that'd be awesome if Athena got all juiced up no peptides or PEDs oh darn I've been following and watching his content for a while since he made a video about

Froning and his leadership towards his training crew Hillary can be a little too much for a lot of people too much for a lot of people he's not too much for a lot of people other people are just pussies listen if I give you fucking a million dollars and it doesn't fit in your wallet

your wallet's too small you're not like hey you gave me too much money you fucking ding dong god it's such a weak mindset shit god you guys are pussies victims victims that crossfit gym's Shit god you guys are Pussies Victims Victims that crossfit gym is too

Expensive no get a second job Been listening to that complaint for a while Trying to get somebody to go to the gym Um he's too much for a lot of people But it isn't his fault thank you Yeah I gave you too big of a stack of cash Hey it's why people don't want their problems fixed

Because they're so attached to their problems Whoa what is this Miss Coleman Hello Is that AI At the same time Hey Uh um Heck get a jab at the same time hey uh um uh heck get a jab at the gym yeah there's cross there's a crossfit gym for

everyone there's one that was giving away free jabs and rainbow underwear uh um okay uh um uh so curious about Okay, let's keep going. Now this is content. Thank you. I agree. I'm scared. Me too. Yeah, that's good. I'm a little scared. Two of my favorites coming together. I cannot wait for this. Let me know if you need anything. I could get Greg to weigh in or call up or any of the

mess birds. Alright. Who needs the games when quality content like this is coming? OK, I'm so excited for this. I cannot wait to see Athena crush this. I mean, shit, the girl already lost 200 pounds. Now, this will be interesting. Good work, Athena, and I wish you guys all the best. Good on you for taking this seriously and wanting to have a better understanding.

Yeah, it'll be it'll be interesting to see how Hiller comes out on the other end too. This is great. Athena, looking forward to witnessing the process and seeing the results. Repost, process, and help spread the word. Yeah, that's obviously both their things. Hey, listen, as much as Hiller says he's just all about the views and the clicks like the dude has values and boundaries very strict values and boundaries this is really going to be awesome experience for everyone thanks for inviting us along yeah that's what i'm thinking so excited

for all this look at people are pumped let's go i hate that line oh two of them in a row god damn just makes me think of Nike. So excited to watch both of you and your journeys. I've come a long way. I used to hate the GIFs inside of Instagram. Now I'm kind of okay with them. Really? I've really evolved.

Have you always liked them? Yeah, I like using GIFs. Man, this has a lot of comments. This is cool i'm here for it so excited to see this dang way to just take the leap can't wait to follow along my freaking goodness let's go ah there it is again this is awesome cannot wait to follow this journey who came out with it on the deep end pardon me she's really putting herself out. Like she's, she's in deep now. Yeah. So many people supporting her.

Shit must've gotten really bad. Athena. If you've turned to Hiller. Yeah. No street parking. Oh really? Street parking weighed in. Oh,

street parking. Well, lots of love. This is cool. Speaking of street parking, I found Miranda, like, last night just over-the-top attractive. She was glowing. Yeah, not that she was doing

anything like, you know, she looked like she just worked all day and she wasn't like dolled up but she was just like she was just yeah she was just looking amazing yeah her jawline is crazy maybe that's what it was if her and madaris had a kid the jawline would be nuts oh ernie oh dude she's gorgeous yeah i i i towards the end a little bit i was i was having like to stay focused like i was enjoying it too much i was like okay stay focused stay focused i'm just i'm just a man i'm just a mortal i'm a mortal

oh does she have a huge head? Maybe that's what it is Oh Shawn Lenderman Ellie's hotter than Danielle Brandon Ellie seems very mature Ellie's personality is very Seems very stable Just can't get on board

But who am I to critique women from my little seat My little podcast booth No one has a bigger head than Minnie Driver I don't know who that is I recognize the name She's in one of the Bourne movies Go look at Justin's Pics of Ellie in a bik of the born movies go look at justin's pics of ellie in a bikini and tell me go look at oh wow that is a mandible wow that is a massive jaw

hmm uh where where am i gonna look at um uh i i really don't want to go ogle Ellie. But if you insist, Justin Medeiros. Oh, here we go. Justin Medeiros, 544,000 followers. I don't see any pictures of her in a bikini but anyway I tried I was watching Justin's channel pretty religiously and then I just stopped alright fine did you see any pictures of Ellie in a bikini I'm still scrolling I haven't seen any yet

oh okay I'm looking at a story I'm looking at a story oh where'd it go I just saw it I mean judging the difference between crossy girls is like trying to judge a bunch of 10s.

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's hot. Yeah. Is that a speaker to her left? They're rocking out. Waterproof speaker. Look, they got everything. I'm a rat.

All right. Oh, shit. Beautiful box of crackers. Oh, there's the speaker again. God, I'd be nervous under that bridge. What if there's an earthquake? All right. Enough of ogling other men's girls okay so anyway so this athena thing is going to be uh great uh this net this next one i haven't

fact-checked so i'll fact-check in real time as uh caleb pulls it up gay palestinian ahmed abu Gay Palestinian Ahmed Abu is killed. Let me see if there really was Ahmed Abu. Let me see. Ahmed Abu. What's his last name? M-A-R-H-I-A. Gay Palestinian Ahmed Abu beheaded in West Bank. Here's the thing. So many people sent me this.

This happened in October of 2022. This is two years old. Do you know, I bet you if you type in Muslim behead, it's just fucking endless. Google just goes on forever. I remember a couple years ago, someone just was walking down the street in London. And someone fucking beheaded them. Yelling Allah Akbar. Yeah.

I don't know. I wonder how many would still love to go there. And show their support. Yeah. They don't like gay people. At all. Zero. They hate them.

They'll kill you. When we went to. I went to Africa. Greg and I went there and we were helping this village. And the village leader said they had just killed a gay guy. And Greg's like, well, how do you know he's gay? You only killed one guy. You should be killing two guys. How do you know he's gay?

Something's not right here. I don't think we ever went back to that village. Greg really hated that. Jeez. I think I don't think we ever went back to that village. Greg really hated that Geez Someone wrote dear queers go help your people in palestine. They need your help. See you when you get back. Geez louise or not Wow Uh, yeah matt burns the point is libs are morons. Yeah, I understand good point. Okay. I'll stay on subject right big picture

Big picture his libs are morons yeah i understand good point okay i'll stay on subject right big picture big picture boy i made this i made this clickbait clip that said um uh i called you you mean like on instagram i accidentally called you what do you mean i don't have your phone number how could i call you i called you as an accident i liked one of your clips yesterday i reposted you um uh snatching 225 or something damn i was on a roll you distracted me i distracted myself oh you said geez louise all right anyway yeah i i don't know i i think it's a little much to to bring up a clip from something that happened in 2022 but i i don't think it's lost i don't think it's lost on anyone that all these blue-haired septum wearing fucking lost souls uh would be fucking destroyed if they went to any Muslim country.

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I'm like I'll see you tomorrow With a live call-in show Will's like you mean talk about the vaccines and abortions And racism Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Now listen You mean talk about the vaccines and abortions and racism? Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Now, listen. Listen, this is one that I send to family members. This is like this is. This is a woman who wants to read books through teddy bears about abortion to little kids. There can't be one Republican or libertarian who thinks that this is OK. Right. This is strictly a Democrat phenomenon. How here's the thing I don't understand. I'm not religious at all and i'm pro choice but these people don't want you reading the bible to their kids which teaches you to uh love your parents and treat people how you want to be treated and don't steal but you can but they

are okay with this this thing i think that's fair i'm not even trying to be rude this thing. I think that's fair. I'm not even trying to be rude this thing reading to your kids about abortion Okay, let's play this. This is absolutely fucking nuts For fuck's sake you're not pro-choice Heidi says yes, I am Spittled I spat I am pro-choice. I refuse to tell a woman what she has to do with her body Even if she wants to kill a baby Okay, here we go kid stuff i'm linds and i'm teddy and this is my best stuff friend teddy and this is teddy's book club where we're reading lgbtq plus picture books with you all every sat morning. This week, we are reading a book called What's an Abortion Anyway? Linds, what is an abortion anyway? Well, we're just gonna have to find out in the

book, Teddy. This is What's an Abortion Anyway? by Carly Maines and Emulsify. And I'm really excited to read this book because I don't think there are any other picture books that talk about what an abortion is. And it's a really important idea to understand. It's Sevan's fellow pro-choice or he must be proud. Listen, you can't shame me. Yeah, he's pro-choice with judgment. Yeah, a lot of judgment. That's for sure. You can't shame me yeah he's pro-choice with judgment yeah a lot of judgment that's for sure you can't shame me i could find all sorts of shit that you do that scumbags do pedophiles eat food with their right hands just like you do will you must be proud to be associated with those right-handed

eating pedophiles you fucking simpleton try to shame me i'm on a roll today i'm fucking people up all this money must be going to my head okay here we go now we haven't done with her the point is driven right she wants to use a teddy bear to talk to little kids about abortion this is strictly a democrat phenomenon strictly it's very important concept for them to understand why yeah hang up you're right dildo as mad at you earlier you've redeemed yourself yeah hang up on her it's enough

it's it's fucking sickening maybe she has no audience maybe maybe there's maybe I'm totally wrong she's just a one-off mental fucking wackadoodle. And she has no audience. It's also very possible.

Seven, what happened to protect children at all costs? I know. There's an inconsistency in my logic. You're right. I feel the tension. I'm torn. I'm a tortured soul inside. But with the shitload I'm torn. I'm a tortured soul inside.

But with the shitload of memberships that are helping me heal my pain. You're right. It's fucked up. I'm not consistent in my... I'm not consistent 12 daily doses and Jeff Baker or audience fair enough yeah

talking to little kids about abortion okay so no one's disagreeing with you right that's strictly a democrat like there's no republicans who are trying to read books to five-year-olds about abortion educating them on abortion they want to teach kids about god right that's their thing sure shame on them i'll teach them anything just let them grow up to be stupid uh yeah okay uh lloyd austin what about this fucking story this story's crazy

oh man this story is absolutely nuts okay first let me read the story and then i'll ask you what you thought when you hear this the pentagon first of all look at this guy's face and don't tell me he's not metabolically deranged, that he's gorked a little bit. Something's wrong with this guy. The Pentagon adds new details about Austin's secretive hospital stay and the delay in telling Biden. Dude, this is the chief counsel. This is the chief consultant to the president of the united states about war shit defense secretary lloyd austin this is the guy that has fucking biden's ear about fucking

killing people and this guy fucking had had a surgery and then had to go back to the icu he was in and out of consciousness. Whole thing lasted four or five days, and no one fucking told Joey, Joe Biden. He didn't tell Joe Biden. At one point, this guy responds, and he writes something, and he says, hey, it's up to me whether I want to tell people

about my medical conditions. It's like, what the the fuck i need a fucking vaccine passport to go into a restaurant in san francisco my kids can't even go to school unless they take drugs but you are in charge of the fucking u.s military and you go unconscious for fucking four in and out of consciousness for four or five days and you don't you don't think you have to tell the president of the United States. The Pentagon did not say if Hicks was given an explanation on Tuesday for why she was assuming some of Austin's duties. But temporary transfer of authority are not unusual and are often done without detailed explanations. Hicks decided not to return after she was informed that Austin would resume full control on Friday.

Yeah. The lady who was in second in command also while this guy was unconscious was on vacation. Yeah. It's a lady who's in second in command? From that position, I think, yeah. That's very sexist of you, Sevan. No, it's not. It's not sexist. Would you say's very sexist of you no it's not it's not it's not sexist would you would you say it's sexist of me to say that

only women can have babies there's just some things that just are woman should be no no higher than fourth in command hold on let me check that uh no fifth in command I'm sorry it's wrong it just changed as of today oh that's an old youtube account the wadapalooza uh youtube account i was it's now called loud

and live i stand corrected well let me go over there hold on we'll get we're not done with Lloyd Austin yet. Loud and live. Let's see what's going on at loud and live. Loud and live. Oh, shit. When you type in loud and live, you don't get anything about Wadapalooza. Oh, loud and live CrossFit. Loud and live sports. Division. Oh, my echo is back.

Okay. I don't see anything live I heard they were doing a live test today but I don't see it the tear waterpalooza January 11th to the 14th, 2024. That's this weekend. Came soon. Wow, Seve.

A woman can be in, but women should be able to abort babies. They can be first in command. That was a joke. I rescind that comment. The pressure is too much for me don't cancel me i rescind it don't be sad you'll be here with us don't be sad uh heidi cream says she's sad she won't be a water palooza don't be sad you'll be here with us. Don't be sad. Heidi Krum says she's sad she won't be a water palooza. Don't be sad. You'll be here with us. Oh, here we go. Here we go.

Oh, you got triggered a little bit this morning. I just wanted to add a fine point on the Lloyd Austin thing. Oh, okay. I thought we were going to fight about abortion. You eat with your right hand like pedophiles, don't you? Yeah, but if I believe that children should be free from molestation,

but then I believed in a pedophile's freedom to molest children, that would make me a hypocrite. Okay, fine. I'm a hypocrite. Okay, go on. Back to Lloyd Austin. You win again. You went there. You went there. I'll rat you. Just to put a finer point, he's not just a consultant to the president. He decides if we launch bombs at people or send troops on missions.

And so say we needed to send troops on a mission to kill a terrorist in the Middle East who was planning an attack on Americans. He was the one who was supposed to approve it. And I guess by grace, we didn't have anything that he needed to approve but it's truly catastrophic what could have happened with him in the icu well it still can happen he's i want to ask you a question about him a second but first i need to fight with david weed hold on one second don't go anywhere david hang up david this guy fucking is fighting for our freedoms in D.C. Well, you fucking ran to Portugal to bang whores. So shut the fuck up. OK.

Is that guy gorked? Is something wrong with that guy? Whenever I hear him speak or look at him, something looks like it's wrong, like he has some sort of mental. He's lacking mental acuity or something. It's an interesting observation. You know, as well as me, it's,

it really is bizarre. Okay. We're convinced that these people are the best and the brightest. I was also told that this guy was, didn't have the credentials for his job and everyone knew it, but, but Nancy Pelosi and gang came to his defense and that also that his leadership is actually a case study at the war college for failed leadership.

Have you heard that? When he was in charge of the drawdown from Iraq? Yes. And I think in 2011 or 12, he was in charge of the troops we had in Iraq. And he made decisions about our status of forces that prevented us from having any check against the onset of what would eventually become ISIS. And so then we sent, including myself a few times, forces back into Iraq and Syria to fight ISIS

that was precipitated by Secretary Austin making decisions that left us in the Iraqi government with any ability to prevent such an insurgency. So, I mean, he's as bad as it gets and pretty blatantly picked because of his skin color. He's a DEI pick. Wow. Yeah. I mean, if Biden was going to pick a woman named Michelle Fornoy, the Congressional Black Caucus made him, in other words, pick Lloyd Austin. He just did the same thing with his chief of naval operations. He was slotted to pick the commander of naval forces in the Pacific, but he got political pressure to pick a woman. So he picked a journalism degree from from northwestern and she is the senior

officer in the navy now is this lisa franchetti that is yep wow what a fucking embarrassment um is this the most is this the same guy who's communicating with the chinese uh during uh without telling trump when Trump was in office? That's not Lloyd Austin, right? No, that was General Milley. Yeah, how come all these guys are fat piles of shit? How come they all look like they have that weird one wandering eye that looks like they're having some sort of fucking crazy insulin response all the time? They're all retired generals and they don't have the fastest CT tests.

That's a great question. Yeah, that was Milley. I mean, the bizarre thing is he was the chairman of the Joint Chiefs. He doesn't even control any military decisions. He truly is supposed to be an advisor to the president. But he wanted to talk to China himself. Damn. The military is the most brazen institution of dei on the planet west at

west point the air force academy have quotas for admissions class based on race and sex and the even harvard wasn't bold enough to make explicit quotas but if you're applying to west point or the air force academy you you that that's what you're up against as a white or Hispanic man, frankly. Crazy. All right. Well, thank you. See ya. Okay. Always a great contributor. There he is. Chief of Naval Operations has a master's degree in organizational management from the University of Phoenix.

Jesus. This Admiral Lisa Franchetti? Yeah. University of Phoenix is an online program. She has a Bachelor of Science in Journalism. How do you have a Bachelor of Science in Journalism? I don't get that. Lilou. Lilou.

America is being demolished from within. Hey hey you think she's fun to party with definitely i mean if you were single or not yeah or not i'm so closed-minded thank you for keeping me open-minded yeah someone sent me someone sent a clip to our thread yesterday of an old show that um james hobart was on now and that made me realize uh why hobart doesn't come on the show anymore really look at i'm look at i'm boring, fine. Well, you were fun at one point. At least that's cool.

You think that's why? Because of this? Yeah. You know that no context is going to clip that. Me and you you doing this. Oh my gosh. It's so deep. It's so deep. Oh my god. I'm panicking.

You can't even tell. It's so deep. You can see how tell. It's so deep. You can see how deep it is. Oh my gosh. Maybe that's why she won't come on because I keep playing that. Yeah, that's it. That's why. There's three things.

It could be the Sporty Beth tit comparison. It could be that clip that I keep playing or someone else told me that I compared her to a pitbull But I don't think she would take offense to any of those Helen Bach that's what I say to my husband Oh you think maybe it was the Sousa hug that keeps her away from the show all right uh so i saw this thing and it was uh here we go oh oh good i'm glad we here we go travis bellinghausen speaking of going deep. Travis Bellinghausen or Hauser?

Hauser. Hauser. Hauser. Bellinghauser. Hauser. I hardly know her. Okay, what's going on? What's going on?

First time I've heard that. What? Yeah, thank you. Very creative. What is going on with these shirts, these affiliate shirt sales, and are they going to cut into my CEO sales? They will not cut into your CEO sales. If anything, they will cut into my time.

Okay. What is this thing? Custom open, 2024 custom open shirts. Correct. So this all started after last year when, when a CrossFit said they were going to provide a design for affiliates for open shirts. I was like, okay, that's cool. And then when they put it out there, I found the design. I was like,

you've got to be kidding me. The design looked like it was something made in PowerPoint. And I went through the the file they have a very small team go easy on them small team small small team is it smaller than one because that's what i am yeah yeah yeah it's slightly smaller than one it's 122 years a very small team yes um so yeah i was i just got to thinking I had, like, I don't know, a backlog of, like, five years of open shirts that I've done. So, some of these are ones that I've done for other affiliates. Some of them were ones that didn't get used.

I was like, all right, these are just sitting around collecting dust. Let's do something with it. So, I just wanted to put it out there for people to easily get designs. I just wanted to put it out there for people to easily get designs. The other thing is, you know, a lot of people, they need a designer and they'll go somewhere like Fiverr or, you know, any of those cheap websites. I still don't know what this is, though. So what are you saying? Like an affiliate can call. I still don't know what this is, where it says where it says athlete or affiliate.

You put in your affiliate name. So that would say like, Sevan Open 2024. Yeah, so they'll get in touch with me and I will set up the design or set up the file for them. So where it says affiliate name, I'll put their affiliate name and that's it. Athlete stays athlete. You don't get an athlete name. And I think some of the confusion too these are not for people to individually purchase these are for gyms so my gym needs a shirt for the open

here's the design okay and so they so they could buy they could tell people hey you want to um guys we're going to uh take orders for shirts and everyone throws in their 30 bucks and uh they order 20 shirts from you and then they all everyone at the gym has a shirt yeah keeps them kind of like hey look and then they have kind of they have a shirt that they can wear that shows that they did the open for 2024 right right yeah cool and again and what i did is gave them gave them two options because the big thing with the open is trying to get shirts done in time yeah so i gave them two options um you can you can have me create the file and i will send them the mock-ups and the print ready file that

they can go to their local printer which to me i I like that route. It's less money for me, but you're supporting a business in your own town. And it will possibly give you more time to get shirts made, give you like a little more runway. Because like for me to do them, they've got to be ready to go at least two weeks ahead of time so they can get printed and shipped to you. to go at least two weeks ahead of time so they can get printed and shipped to you so the best option is go the file route get a hold of your local screen printer and go there because it also cuts out on your shipping costs so affiliates should contact you yeah they should do it now i mean it's the announcement of it's pretty early because the open hasn't been don't wait till the last minute don't wait till the last minute how do they contact you travis how do they contact you so straight on the website if you if you click on the home page

promo or if you go to the affiliate assets there's a 2024 open shirts page. And then they can go right there and purchase if you want a file only or the full service option. And all I have to do is... Franco says you need to check your DMs. Okay. All right. I don't answer affiliates. Okay, here's a tip for everyone. And I'm guilty of this too when you have

like big questions on stuff go through email don't go through dms ah because dms get dms get lost right okay i answer i answer just about everyone as easily as quickly as possible just about everyone as easily as quickly as possible franco i'm a one-man team so small team franco dubac all right oh he doesn't answer affiliates he wants to answer affiliates yeah i'm not sure what he's at i'm not sure what he means by i don't answer affiliates let me tell you something travis is not trying to turn away business if for some reason he did not answer you that's because you got lost in with all the dick pics he gets. Fact. Yeah.

All right, cool. That's awesome. That just never happened. And I don't welcome it either. So, yeah, it's just me trying to do my part to help affiliates out and get them better designs than what they had last year. Awesome. You demand.

All right, cool. Cool. Well, congratulations. That's fun and thank you yeah we'll see what happens all right bye guys bye bye hey listen i still don't fucking understand what these shirts are for huh i don't understand so every usually affiliates will make a shirt for the open and they'll say hey that's true yes my affiliate Yes. My affiliate did it. It does it every year. They're like, Hey, here's an open shirt. And then affiliates that I've dropped in at, they have the same, they have like leftovers usually from the open and it's like 2022 open t-shirt. you can sell or what people will do is they'll have an in-house

competition and they'll have teams of people and each team will create a t-shirt for their people and so then you'll have when the open gets announced everybody on their each team will wear their shirt and they'll do the workout just like as repping a team. So this is just another representation of you doing the open and supporting your affiliate and that kind of thing. Are you actually doing the affiliate? No, fuck no. Add an affiliate? No, I'm doing them in my garage.

I'm going to film them, though. Oh, yeah, some guy named Fondondles telling me don't be thick. Thanks. I just want someone in the comments to be, thank you, Sevan, for continuing to promote small businesses in the ecosystem. How about that? How about that? No, I don't want anyone judging me barry mccockner do them in an affiliate i'll judge myself i like i don't give a fuck about that that that tape line up there like if we have to do handstand push-ups i don't give a shit about that tape line if my fucking elbows lock out and my hands are inside the

box, I'm fucking good. So you'll do the tape line on the ground, but not the tape line on the wall? Yeah, like I'm not doing dumb shit. Thank you, Savant. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Finally, someone realized what the fuck is going on.

I don't understand is promotion. You're wrong, McCaskey. McCaskey. You just get another way of explaining what's going on, so then you get to understand it a third time. I'm not even... I got a mole on my back. Want me to take a look at it?

Can I send you a picture of it? Sure. I sent a picture of it to a doctor at Kaiser. I'm concerned if I take any more CJC1-1295, it'll grow. Look at Jeffrey Birchfield will judge my videos. Thank you. William Wall, God, I hope. He says, no one will watch your video anyway someone god i hope not god i hope not i i every time i put a video of me working out it gets thousands and thousands

of views i'm like what's wrong with people get a fucking life weird yeah it's so weird. Kaiser sucks. Yeah, I know. I don't even know how to squat above parallel. Barry McCockner. I'm not. I'm not taking them. I took two bottles of CJC 1295 and two bottles of BPC 157 over the last year. Like a year. Like over the last year.

That's probably. Mark, hey, what's up, dude. Thank you. Nice dog. Thinking about buying a wiener dog from Colton. Really? Yeah. I mean,

not like not a lot of thinking about it, but like just once a day, like, Oh, it'd be cool to buy a dog from him. For three interests. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Cute dogs for sure. Uh, Oh, uh, cute dogs for sure uh oh uh Sebi register for the open tomorrow live on the show oh oh yeah that's cool remind me I'll do that's a good idea I'll do that

is it open tomorrow yeah I'm gonna need like my don't I need like I'm gonna need to like find my my shit like my numbers and stuff. I have a number, right? We all get a number?

Like we have a social security number? Oh, like an athlete number? Yeah, I think you're right. I think you can just log in with email or whatever. Can you see this in the notes? It says real Russian badass. Yes. Okay, let's pull that up. This is pretty funny.

I wonder if this is true. I have a handicap. I have a handicap placard already. I don't need one. Thank you, though. Bernie Gannon was giving me suggestions on how to get a handicap placard already i don't need one thank you though uh um bernie gannon was giving me suggestions on how to get a handicap placard atlas news in response to france saying that ukraine has the right to self-defense in striking russia deputy chairman of the russian security council dmitry medvedev took to telegram to say we never liked the french because they are frog eaters who fought with us and in general they are fags he went on went on also to call them scum, bastards, and freaks. and kill himself following a joint statement with the United States warning against Russia

warning Russia against the use of nuclear weapons in Ukraine last January so he told the Prime Minister Fumio Kishida I think it's called Harakiri in Japan you like me pronouncing all these names? I think in Japanese Harakiri, it's when you kill yourself

Harakiri is that true? You think medvedev told the fucking japanese prime minister go fuck yourself kill yourself you think that's like a nuance of the translation and then he and then he called the french fags i mean that's pretty culturally uh sensitive and nuanced right because like like there's not that that is the gayest language and not there's anything wrong with little cock in your mouth Because that is the gayest language, and not that there's anything wrong with a little cock in your mouth, but that is the gayest language on the

planet French, and the Japanese do kill themselves. That's like part of their um... No, it's seppuku. I think it's harakiri, though. Seppuku, yeah. I don't want to argue with someone wearing a CEO shirt. Seppuku is the ritual of suicide by self-stabbing and then harakiri is like this actual ritual suicide

of disembowelment practiced by the japanese samurai all right all right all right either way judy judy reads impressed well thank you thank you harrow kitty. Hero. Hero. Oh, that's a good one. Have a nice day. Okay. Anyway, fuck. That almost seems like satire, right?

But, but the fuck, man, the Russians go hard. Bro thinks he's on Xbox. Crazy, dude. Those Russian fags. That Japanese guy

should just kill himself. Wow. Wow. Breaking news. France surrenders. Man. Comments are great. Wow Breaking news France surrenders Man The comments are great Oh my god

Wow Okay anyway Oh here we go Fondle Fondle refers to the act of disemboweling Oneself Sepuku refers to the ritual and usually Would involve decap refers to the act of disemboweling oneself. Sabuku refers to the ritual and usually would

involve decapitation after the act as a sign of mercy. Yeah, so I think the Russian guy used it wrong. I think it is. He meant to say harakiri. Harakiri. Anyway. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. All right. Right? Like, hey, go disembowel yourself. Yep. Oh, shit. Bernie. Okay. Okay. All right. Right? Like, hey, go disembowel yourself. Yep. Oh, shit. Bernie Gannon. Wow. Wow. Wrapping the whole thing up and bringing it home.

Medvedev needs Rosa as his translator. It would come out as we love the French and Japanese. Nuance. Nuances. Oh, my goodness. She got a big old grill. Maybe I should sponsor her. Matuthian should sponsor her. She got nice teeth.

Matuthian. The logo is so nice. Okay. What should we do uh what's this thing soldier on sub stack god i hope this is easy i really don't feel like using any of my massive intellectual horsepower to explain anything right now this is pretty easy i hope this is pretty easy to explain oh yeah this is crazy so so this is another weird one because i did fact check this too and this is old but it is true a poster boy for the u.s military covet 19 vax dies suddenly lieutenant colonel jared little the commander of public health activity hawaii was promoted to boost

covid vaccine adoption in the military well guess, guess what? He's dead. Yet another mysterious death. This time it's a relatively young and otherwise healthy military man who suddenly unexpectedly dropped dead. Lieutenant Colonel Jared Little, identified as the commander of public health activity Hawaii, was widely promoted to boost COVID vaccines adoption in the military, regrettably died suddenly November 30th,

attributed to a heart attack or stroke. Wow. I can't wait to have Dale on. Dale's coming on, right? We got them all scheduled up. Dale Saran. Yeah, that'll be cool. Dude.

Dude. Tripler is also notorious for botching people's surgeries and just mutilating people who go there. Oh, Tripler, really? Tripler, is that like Walter Reed? Yeah, it's essentially Walter Reed, but it's in Hawaii. And it's a joint

hospital, so you have all the branches going to the same hospital. But there have been people who go there for wisdom teeth removal or I don't know what else, but they'll have a... You go for wisdom teeth removal, but you end up with know what else, but they'll have a, like you get good for wisdom teeth removal,

but you end up with a vasectomy. Yeah. She liked that pretty much. Hey, um, for those of you don't know, Dale Saran was the general counsel of CrossFit. He also,

uh, had a massive case against the U S military for forcing soldiers to take the anthrax vaccine. And now he has even the fuck he might be, he might become fucking filthy rich here i think he has a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the u.s government and that he's winning excuse me representing over maybe a thousand soldiers in regards to taking the uh injection oh wow sema uh sema sema boobs uh barbell spin god cleavage is so cool

it's nice uh barbell spin says ellie is out of wadapalooza i hope she's okay i think she was touching, right? She's kind of always been battling some sort of back issues, I feel like, so it's not surprising she's doing this in the offseason right before the Open. Wow. My soldier just had his wisdom teeth removed six months ago and still does not have feeling on his left side of her face. Don't worry. It'll come back. Actually, make sure that she documents immediately.

I wonder if that happened at, um, uh, Tripler. Oh, here we go. Wow. Zach Sullivan,

all sorts of war stories coming in. I was at the Fort Riley, uh, casualty. I, I was the Fort Riley casualty liaison at Walter Reed for six months. Also took all of the anthrax vaccination series, like 12 shots. Oh, my goodness.

12 shots. Fuck that. I think I got four. how is it that hot dogs are 12 bucks a pack blueberries are 10 a basket and the vaccine is free right next door at cvs someone explain that to me that means that we're our tax dollars are being used to purchase drugs so that the society can get them for free. That has to be what's happening, right? Yep. Sounds about right.

That's fucking crazy. Hot dogs are fucking expensive now. Glizzies? Is that a brand? No, that's what people call hot dogs these days oh yeah you're a glizzy gluzzler no urban dictionary g-l-i-z-z-y yep another one oh look philip kelly knows jesus philip did i wish you happy birthday a bunch of people told me it was your birthday like a week ago i can't remember if i did or not Oh look, Philip Kelly knows Jesus Philip, did I wish you a happy birthday? A bunch of people told me it was your birthday like a week ago I can't remember if I did or not

Happy birthday Glizzies A hot dog, wow How do you know that stuff? Because I have a brother who's seven years younger than me Oh Damn Malaria pills don't even cure malaria

They don't even protect you from getting malaria That's what's crazy about the malaria shit Don't ever use my name in glizzy In the same sentence ever again In the comments Stop it Jesus You don't like that word?

I don't know. I don't like hot dogs. I wish I would have never brought up hot dogs. Boy, I don't know. There was a doc... Man, turbo cancers. You heard about turbo cancers? No. I have not heard about turbo cancers yet. What's this one? We won't talk about them. Fine.

We won't talk about them yet. How about this? Is this big? I don't even know what cancers yet. What's this one? We won't talk about them. Fine. We won't talk about it yet. How about this? Is this big? I don't even know what that means. But is this big? You see that one? Yep. Must be big.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Hold on. This, this. Look who's here. Doodle blob. That's, that's a ribeye guy who's 5 doodle blob that's that's

ribeye guy who's 5 foot 1 500 pound deadlift 175 pounds with a huge dick and he's oh man I do not

I like him but I haven't I've been so sloppy with my diet and I don't I don't feel accountable for it I feel like I should end the show before he calls

okay let's watch this let's see if we can do this that's the only person who gives me anxiety it's like my dad's in the chat you just annoys me at this point thank you Joey smart move you're gonna love the behind the scenes dude

they take off like a rocket ship next week if you're not a fucking member i'm sorry you have to wait a month okay here we go two months here we go football players are getting too damn big yesterday a bunch of high school football players signed their national letter of intent to play football at schools across this country among the thousands of players who signed yesterday were six offensive linemen who decided to go play football for the University of Georgia. I am now going to list the height and weight for all six of those players. 6'6.5", 365 pounds. 6'5.5", 335 pounds. 6'8", 360 pounds. 6'8", 360 pounds. He's 17 years old. 6'5", 320 pounds.

6'7", 335 pounds. And finally, 6'7", 336 pounds. These are all 17 and 18-year-olds. What are high school football players going to look like in 2040? What are they going to look like in 2050? Are they going to be 7 feet tall? 400 pounds? So.

So is that. That's like not normal. Like this is like a first. I was trying to figure out like. Is that. I can't. I mean I never saw anyone that big At my high school there were some big guys in my high school

There was a couple guys who were 6'5 One guy was 6'6 Yeah and those guys are usually Just like basketball players Can you imagine being 365 Pounds and being in high school That's a big dude I don't even have a desk big enough for you

You have to either stand up in the back of the class or you get your own like, you get your own spinny chair and a big old fucking teacher's desk. You can't sit in class anymore. Cave Dazzer, it's not that it's never

happened, it's just becoming more regular. Yeah, are we getting bigger as people? Is is that was uh 25 years ago online average was 275 oh okay so here's cory leonard look at so basically the same size guys but just 100 pounds heavier cory had a dude at his high school who's 65 260 now they're 65 360. there was a guy in that group that was um yeah i know about noah i follow him on Instagram

I asked him to come on the show he's a fucking legend he's about to be hopefully he starts damn alright another successful show how many people do you think

who became members but they had never listened to a show before because they just wanted to like get the see the behind the scenes and then they saw the show and they're like oh what have I done

small percent small percent probably like 50 let me read this to you did i read you that let me read this to you really quick let me finish the show just in the comments who noah oh damn what's up noah oh yeah i think i've seen noah in there before good to see you dude cool hey you're always welcome on the show. I'd love to hear about just your life growing up and the challenges of being unique.

Savon Matosian. That's my name. Don't wear it out. Okay, you guys ready for this? God, this makes me so happy. Did I already read this? Seve, I watched the fall of Minneapolis. I'm speechless.

It makes me so angry for the policy officer Chauvin and his colleagues. The mayor, judge, police chief should be in jail. EMS and fire department did not do their job, and it was all a cover-up. What kind of reverence gives a shout-out to gangs? What kind of reverence? I've been a listener ever since you started the podcast and you have no idea the impact you've had on me and i'm sure of on all the listeners i'm a first generation chinese came here when i was 15 and i'm now 40 i was raised by strict parents and lived in a box because they were raised in a box and not to know how to think independently and question things.

You have changed my life forever. And I feel free because of you. I'm so proud to be an American and this is the best country. And I'm saddened by what's happening. I'm going to continue to do my best to be a proud American and do my part to be a better person in society and stand for our country what our country stands for dude that's a great documentary fuck the documentary this is a great podcast no it's great documentary you're right i'm just so happy that uh yeah you have to see the

documentary the producer's coming on the show any, any day now. I just, I just love the fact that that's like, um, that's good. I'm good. I did my part.

I gave one person, I helped one person fucking, Oh, you think that's fake? Uh, maybe. I don't know. The broken English was pretty good.

Seemed pretty good. No, it has nothing to do with the documentary. God damn it. I should have just skipped the whole documentary part. I shouldn't have read that. come on Sevi the guy couldn't breathe I know I know how dare I I know such a racist piece of shit alright

love you guys maybe I'll we'll leave with something from the Tao. Number three. From the Tao Te Ching. If you overestime great men, people become powerless. If you overvalue possessions, people begin to steal. The master leads by emptying people's minds and filling their cores by

weakening their ambition and toughening their resolve. He helps people lose everything they know, everything they desire and creates confusion in those who think that they know. Practice not doing and everything will fall into place. Peace and love. See you guys later. It's going to be

crazy week. Get ready. Work out hard. Eat well. We're about to party. Wadapalooza. No, tear. Wadapalooza.