The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | You Are Not Alone

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

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That's just not authentic. I mean, it's not that it's not authentic. It's just not authentic. Yeah. Have you seen that thing, Caleb? What thing? The born... Taylor did a...

Oh. A thing for the born primitive, a commercial. Yes, I did see it. It's all right. Not a commercial should be like, yo, I don't fuck around and no one's ever

accused me of fucking around and now we're born primitive shoes because they're the best shoes to work out in savage ones eat a dick they don't fuck around either yeah it's like I can't wait for you guys to

see it when we play this commercial on wednesday we we everyone in the comments she just needs to tear taylor up i love the savage ones yeah i love the savage one hi i'm taylor self from sentinel training they are quite possibly my favorite shoe i've ever worn in my entire life. This double stitching is used. This double stitching used with their done by their American made sewing machines is fantastic. The needle quality is second to none. Shut the fuck up. I told you guys about that

friend of mine who has three girls and I was like hey that doesn't freak you out that there's like girls getting raped in high school bathrooms by trannies and he's like dude it's an isolated incident and it's like dude it's an isolated incident and it's like uh oh shit

please don't tell me my yeah please don't tell me my notes are all fucked up when aren't they fucked up let's be real that's a good point it's just an isolated incident it's just an isolated incident. Yeah, it's just an isolated incident. It's just an isolated incident. That's right.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Last night was... So, did either of you guys watch the fights last night? No. I watched up until... This is horrible of me, but I watched up until the last two, and then I fucking passed out. Did you watch the Max Holloway fight? I did.

Was that wild? That was pretty crazy. I will say I don't think I agree with his performance of the night or them giving him the bonus. Did he get it? I didn't even see. How do you know he got it? They said he got it?

Yeah, they posted it somewhere, but they said he got the fight of the night and performance of the night which i thought was fucking insane because it stabbed gaethje in the eyes both eyes twice yeah yeah yeah yeah one in either eye i just thought i'm like that doesn't i mean maybe the rest of them really weren't that great of a fight here's the here's the thing and i and i know you know this but And maybe, I'm fine if someone's like, hey, you're an idiot, you don't know shit about fighting. But I don't think he had a fucking... In my mind, he didn't have a chance in hell in that fight.

He's notorious for not being a hard hitter. He's taken so many shots to the fucking head already. We do know he's tough as fuck. But he's taken so many... No, Holloway. He's not notorious for being a hard hitter. He's a high-volume puncher, and I know he's good at taking hard hits, but he went up 10 pounds with one of the hardest hitters in the entire sport

who's also a high-volume puncher. And when he had the fight won in the fifth with 10 seconds left he did the dumbest thing you could ever do he said he went like you know he did that thing where you stand in the middle of the octagon and point at the ground and that means that both fighters if they want can come to the center and just unload i mean that was wild why would he take that risk and then with one second left he sleeps Gaethje. I think that was dumb on Gaethje's part to actually stand with him. It was Gaethje's only hope

to win, right? You just lost five. I mean, the scorecards were 5-0, right? Yeah, I would imagine so. Oh, so Max did get the $600,000? It was two bonuses, $300,000 a a piece plus whatever he got for the fight correct

and and as ian said that does make him a bad motherfucker that i mean that and that's what they were fighting for they were fighting for a belt that's called the bmf belt yeah i don't i think if they if they don't stand in the center and duke it out like that, then it's not a BMF fight. I'll tell you that. Christian Kettler, both those dudes are half-tarded.

I think the term, that's a little offensive, I think the term is semi-retarded. Just semi. They've got a lot of TBIs up in their brain for sure. The wrist gave him 600K extra here's the thing though you know what it really gave him right no

now he can fight whoever he wants oh that's a good point now he can fight for the 155 belt the 145 belt the UFC is going to let him fight That's a good point. I mean, now he could fight for the 155 belt, the 145 belt. The UFC is going to let him fight whoever the fuck he wants.

And that's a good point because if you look at how Al Jermaine came out in his fight, it was the exact opposite. Yeah, although I was happy with Al Jermaine's performance. I mean, it was good, but it wasn't like, hey, I deserve to have a big next fight, you know? Like, if you look at, like, the Kayla Harrison fight, and then you look at the Gaethje Holloway fight, like, those two set themselves up for success in their next fight. Did Holly even throw one head kick? Shit, I don't think so. How do you not throw head kicks? She tried to play the same game as Kayla.

She was like, oh, we'll just wrestle judo this shit. And she tried to grapple with her. It was insane. Yeah, she should retire. Holly should retire, I hate to say it. Yeah, absolutely. I think she's a little washed up now. Yeah, 42 years old.

I mean, she's great. And how about the two Chinese chicks? How about the chick, Yan? I honestly didn't watch that one. Oh, yeah. That's right. Dude, oh, my God. Hey, so.

Five rounds, though? That was pretty soon. I was at a party, and there were three fights left. And it was the Chinese. It was the Holloway fight, the Chinese girls, and then the main event, right? Pahea and Alex Pahea and... Jamal Hill.

Damn it, Jamal Hill. Sorry. And I told everyone, I'm like, hey, these are five... Everyone's tired, right? It's getting late. We've been watching TV for five hours. And I said, hey, these next fights might go 25 minutes each or 30 minutes each with the round breaks and everyone's like no none of these fights will go that long and both those fights uh the first two fights went all five rounds joe rogan said the max holloway knockout was the greatest knockout in UFC history.

No. But it was still pretty funny. That was one of the greatest lines said in UFC history when he said that. That shit was funny. Yeah, there's no way. I mean, it was good, but I don't think it was one of the best. Shusa, this chick yawned. This is a great point This chick yawn In the first round

With two seconds left In the first round She was in a rear naked choke This chick yawn Whaley had her in a rear naked choke And she's holding her there And she's choking her And with two seconds left she goes to sleep

And the ref doesn't call it And then the timer goes and then she pushes the chick and then the chick's like just a fish on her right yeah cold and when she pushes the chick off her the chick lands on her hands and kind of comes to and then they haul her off to the uh they haul her off to her chair and they fucking right yeah and they revive oh my god that sucks dude that was kind of like what happened to olivera and they go and they go hey the corner um the the guy from sacramento from Male. What's his name? The short, the short, the UFC Hall of Famer. Who's her coach?

Uriah Faber. Uriah Faber goes, hey, you need to start using your sidekick. And she goes, she walks right out there in the second round and kicks fucking Wei Li with a sidekick and kicks her across the ring on the ground. Oh, my God. It was great. Dude, the fights were crazy dude wow and and armin sarukin the armenian dude he he fucking he's a problem man he is so strong he is fucking wild he got put in a guillotine by the the best guillotiner and fucking the ufc and got out of it.

It was that 300K bonus thing. That's a first-time deal for all of them, right? Usually it's 50K. I saw the press conference clip, and so I was surprised that that was a real thing, huh? Do you think that was set up? The press conference was set up? There was a plant in the audience? I'm a skeptic.

Yeah, I'm always a skeptic. Yeah, maybe. It seemed like he didn't ponder that for very long yeah that's what i'm that's like a big decision to make okay this guy this guy goes that that chick they take that chick to the corner yawn after she's unconscious suza and they put her in the chair and they're working on her and there's a trainer there and i think he's like a ufc trainer he's not he's like the cut man it's trainer there, and I think he's like a UFC trainer. He's like the cut man.

It's the cut man, and the cut man's provided by UFC, not by you. And he's got his finger up by her nose, and I can't tell what's going on, but I think they're telling him to get away. And he goes, well, do you want me to wake her up? And they go, yeah. So he does something, and he sticks his finger in her nose. I would have thought you stick your finger want me to wake her up and they go yeah so he just stick he does something he sticks his finger in her nose i would have thought you stick your finger somewhere else to wake someone up he sticks his finger in her nose and does something like he's he's like pushing on or something and she just came to he turned her back on like the off switch got hit and he

just turned her back on it was crazy yeah they stuck uh her nose they stuck fingers in her nose to revive her yeah relive her relive her was there something on his fingers no well that's what the the commentators thought were thinking that it was smelling salts at first right but i guess it wasn't when the armenian guy was walking out he was getting booed like crazy because he's fighting charles olivera who's one of the like most popular fighters in the ufc and when he's walking out i saw something that i've never seen before and i saw it twice he someone in the fans must have said something to him i'm almost certain i'm making this up i have no data for this i'm almost certain it was someone turkish fucking with them right like fuck you armenians you know what i mean or we should have

killed all you or some shit he turns to charge someone in the crowd in his walkout and that big giant fat black dude that walks everyone out grabs him picks him up in the air and sets him down like you know like if you wind up a toy and it starts going the wrong direction you just pick it up and turn it was like that picks him up and sets him down and he keeps going and then he does it a second time to someone else in the crowd. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was crazy. And that was on his way out to the fight. Out to the fight. And that really concerned me.

I'm like, oh, man, is he – Mentally unstable? Yeah. So I missed the Diego Lopez fight. So I was at my house watching the fights. So yesterday, the craziest fucking thing happened. So I hung out with Greg all morning. I hung out with Dave in the morning, and then. So I hung out with Greg all morning. I hung out with Dave in the morning.

And then I went and hung out with Greg in the early afternoon or late morning. And then Greg's like, okay, I'm flying down to Malibu. And I'm like, okay, bye. And then the fights start. And he sends me a picture. And it's his plane on the runway at Watsonville. Big, massive plane. And it's got four on the runway at Watsonville. Big, massive plane. And it's got four flat tires.

Oh. And he just had the landing gear rebuilt. Oh, shit. And when the plane landed, dude, the poor fucking pilot. The plane landed, the brakes were locked up. Oh, shit. And fucking all four tires popped and the plane skidded off the runway. Oh, fuck.

Uh-huh. Oh so then uh so then greg calls me and he's like hey bring the party to my house so then we i just fucking we we'd gotten like we had like my wife ordered like 15 pounds of um brisket in this big fucking steel tray from aptos barbecue So we cruised over. Everyone got in their cars, and we cruised over to Greg's house. I missed the Diego Lopez fight because we were going over there. So Greg wasn't in the plane when that happened. That was coming back to get him?

Yeah. And then the pilot got to the house like it, Greg's house like it, late, just right when the main event was starting. And I said, was it scary? He goes, dude, you, he goes, I was fine, but if you would have been in the back, you'd have shit yourself. He knows I'm a little pussy back there. Yeah, I would have shit myself too.

I'm going to flying out to South Carolina. That's a good story to tell. I was just getting comfortable with the flying and we got all this Boeing talk on Wednesday's show and now this. Could we play Colton Merton's

latest post? Oh, look at all this stuff. Sure. Colton Merton's signature collection out for blood for Swolverine And what is this $5,000 on the line Every event live on the 7-1 podcast

We're taking the CrossFit Games quarterfinals To the next level Just one level up We're gonna make it so you can actually see it Live The action starts Thursdayil 18th oh it does okay i was wondering a born primitive is asking me when it starts i said i don't know i think we have a pre-show on wednesday but who the fuck knows no one knows we don't know shit about

the workouts or the layouts or anything either i bet you there's gonna be end up being some paper street coffee deal that weekend too gabe hasn't said so but i bet you there's going to end up being some Paper Street Coffee deal that weekend, too. Gabe hasn't said so, but I bet you. Okay, let's see what Colton has to say. God, he's stout. That almost looks like there's a filter on there. Look at that bicep shadow. Yeah. God.

Fake boobs don't have a shadow like that that is crazy it's organic you know that is what makes boobs that's like a girl wearing like a shirt it's not the boobs it's the shadow very very uh yeah good point analysis of form class paid off right there didn't it yeah it's all that people are getting so confused it really is just shadows that's why it's um uh like b titties and the right bra with the right light can look just crazy if you gotta if you gotta get shadow going there was one sunny day there was one sunny day here recently it got up to like 75 degrees probably like 85 at my house oh the day you were the day you did the show with your shirt off because it got so fucking hot in livermore probably got close to 100 where you're at and we had one sunny day and i went to the

cafe at the beach with the the kids and every fucking girl who went there was just it was crazy the shit they were wearing or the shit they weren't wearing right yeah the beach girls yeah it was just a bunch of bees just pushed up with shadows I don't even look at the girls anymore I just look at my boys looking at the girls see that shadow my my son got really angry he was playing tennis the other day and this really pretty girl who's in the next class walked up, and while he's still playing his class, and he kept looking over at the girl who just showed up.

And afterwards, I was like, hey, dude, I get it, but you should focus. He was so angry. What did he talk? I don't know why he got so angry. I go, why are you angry? And he's just pissed. I never found out why he's angry. I'm like, so what? You're pissed because I saw you looking at girls? I'm like, dude, I'm not the only he got so angry. I go, why are you angry? And he's like, just pissed. I never found out why he's angry. I'm like, so what?

You're pissed because I saw you looking at girls. I'm like, dude, I'm not the only one who saw you. Everyone in the fucking place saw you. It was like that. It's like when you're not supposed to be sleeping and somebody wakes you up. Like, why the fuck did you wake me up? Yeah, exactly. He's got all those hormones starting to kick in.

He doesn't know what to do with it. So just classic male turns to anger. Yeah, I guess. He doesn't know why. Don't call me out like that, Dad. I'm pissed. I like all the B's. Why do they have to be firm? I like all the B's. Jay Hartle. I like some firm B's.

Whatever. All the B's. I showed my boys Saruki and I made them watch that fight. They were just playing at Greg's house. I Saruki, and I made them watch that fight. They were just playing at Greg's house. I'm like, hey, you got to watch this fight. And they're like, why? I'm like, you could look like that. That could be you.

I mean, I don't want you fighting, but that's about as good as a 5'7 man can possibly be. That's like the ultimate 5'7 Armenian man. Why not let him fight? Why put limitations on your kids? I know. You're right. Because I'm a control freak. Helicopter dad. There's no way that'd be so nerve-wracking to watch your kids. Yeah, why would he be embarrassed that I

saw him though? Because he doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know why he's really like, you know what I mean? He's figuring it out. He thinks like he did. He didn't do anything bad except like maybe lose some points. He was playing this kid and he ended up winning 10-2. And I said, you could have won 10-0. Yeah, well, it's not going to be the first time a girl gets in the way of his performance.

He's pissed because you were commenting on his bird dog. He's pissed because you were commenting on his bird dogging. Let the bird dog bird dog. Let the boy bird dog. I'm totally commenting on his bird dogging. Let the bird dog bird dog. Let the boy bird dog. I'm totally fine with him bird dogging. Just not in the middle. I just want to let him know that, like, hey, you gave up two points for that. And at the end of the day, if you win games 10-0, you get more birds.

She'll look at you. Yeah. That's funny CrossFit just wait till he's 13 You'll need to run up Interrupt epically long showers And walk loudly around the house I don't get it

Okay let's see Let's see Colton Man Colton's a stud Happy Saturday Working here at the farm Okay, let's see Colton. Man, Colton's a stud. Happy Saturday. Working here at the farm. Working on Feeding America. I got some things that I want to say.

Jason, people have let me know that I've actually been saying your name wrong. It's not Jaden. It's Jason. So I want to make a formal apology to Jason. To say that I'm sorry. And then now I have your name right. I know some people are sensitive and sometimes I forget that so I wanted to apologize. I know it's about 10 a.m. here at the farm so I imagine Jason is still in bed. When he wakes up, somebody please let him know that I apologize. John Pemper, I imagine you just got done doing

a workout and you're probably rolling around on the ground, crying like a little baby right now. So in 30 to 45 minutes, when you're done with that, somebody let them know and say, hi. So imagine you're coaching classes at the CrossFit Charlotte right now, taking people to their healthiest, fittest, happiest versions of themselves. When you get done with that, do yourself a favor, head over to the grocery store, pick up a nice corn coin. Later on, when you're enjoying that meat, say thank you. Next week, the CrossFit Games quarterfinals will begin. And for the first time

ever, you can watch athletes compete live on the Savant Podcast. Me, Dallin Pepper, Jason Popper, and Taylor Self going head-to-head. So grab a Paper Street coffee, sit back, and enjoy the show only on the savant podcast damn hey is that a functioning windmill back there is that windmill actually

do something like pump water out of the ground or is that just for probably not it probably did at one point but it just spins tells you wind direction and speed it's a really nice decoration now yeah and he's got the wieners in the background like following him around uh damn colton's a good dude how about this uh his his body is definitely changing this year he's looking more solid and lean yeah i cannot believe how wide he is it's a thick boy. Plopper. Colton is iconic. The hero the world needs right now. I agree.

Definitely. Facts. Damn. My two cents. That windmill's had better days. It's gone to windmill heaven. What are you talking about? It's still spinning. Didn't you see it?

Man, oh man. And then if you look.? It's still spinning. Didn't you see it? Man, oh, man. And then if you look at this, Caleb, then you can go back a post, and he's got a cool graphic. Did Branstetter make this? Oh, yeah, for sure. Will made that. Do not quote me on this, but I think the prize money is

$5,000, $2,000, $1,000, $1,000. And I want to say that I want to say that we're going to give away money for the winner of the Heat 1 app, too. Don't quote me on that. Hey, listen, if anyone ever says, know how like some competitions don't pay out

i don't even know how we pay out but listen if we don't pay listen if we don't pay out like i don't care we'll pay out we'll pay out but i just want you but i just want you guys to know like i don't care like i'm just trying my hardest we're just trying we're just trying our hardest like i don't care if we don't pay out then like we didn't pay out give us a bad rap already jeez i mean we just but here's the thing like we we don't have the sponsor money either yet so like we're everyone's paying for their own tickets there and buying the new equipment and and and and uh jr's doing all setting up his gym

and it's like like we're just doing our best like the other day like the other day i'll give you an example the other day we raised 1195 dollars in the chat for tim but we had paid tim before the money had finished coming in right so when the show was over we paid him and then another 195 dollars came in or something i kept that i'm not i'm not i'm not asking sarah again to like write another check or venmo yeah but he made out with way more than was originally promised yeah right right right yeah well yeah he yeah he got 3 500 instead of uh instead of uh instead of yeah instead of a thousand and that thousand was only going to be like the chat money and not even only if he won so he didn't even win and he got 3 500 yeah i agree so i agree i mean we're good we're good people no i'm not saying we're not even only if he won. So he didn't even win, and he got $3,500. Yeah, I agree. I mean, we're good people.

No, I'm not saying we're not good people. I'm not going to take the $5,000 and buy a set of weenies. I'm not going to buy four dogs from Colton or whatever $5,000 and buy two dogs. We don't know where your prize purse is, but look at all my new winners. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. The winner might get $10,000 too.

It's just as likely the winner get $10,000 that they get zero. But I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. The winner might get $10,000 too. It's just as likely the winner get $10,000 that they get zero. But I'm just saying. Don't think like... I'm not in the competition business. If you're like, man, that competition with Seve is crazy. Sometimes you get paid. Sometimes you don't. Yeah.

Like, fine. I don't need the pressure. Sometimes you get three times as much as promised. Or sometimes you don't get shit. Yeah, dude. Yeah. John Young made $1,500. Yep. No, $1,600. Sometimes you get three times as much as promised Or sometimes you don't give a shit Yeah dude yeah John Young made 1500 bucks Yep

No 1600 Do you guys hear a hum No I hear a really high pitched whistle Not getting it on my end Maybe it's the call in line Yeah Yeah how about now? No.

No. We don't hear anything. If I mute myself, is it me? If these comments are serious or not, I hear it. Kenneth just throws us into a tailspin of looking for the sound. Where is it? Oh, you hear it? Jay Hartle hears it? Yeah, it's it? Jay Hartle hears it?

Yeah, it's very faint, like a dog whistle Yeah It's very faint I should rewire my whole office I don't hear it at all We should call Andrew and do it Oh, Saragoza? Mm-hmm

He just launched all of his Podcast stuff Yeah, totally I'm on his email list, he goes hard He just launched all of his podcast stuff. Yeah, totally. I'm on his email list. He goes hard. Oh, really? Yeah, I get an email from him every day now. A lot of good shit on there. I need to get on the email list. So when do quarterfinal workouts come out?

Does anyone know? Wednesday, dude. So they release Wednesday. And then JR and stuff's got to put together a plan of how the layout's going to go. I got to put together a plan of how the layout's going to go. I got to put together a plan of how we're going to shoot it. And then Thursday we go fucking live. Right, okay. And then so basically, and then the Heat One app will put up the names

and then people can play there and the winner there might get some money too. And then JR will probably come on Wednesday and tell us the rules yeah like on the show or whatever and like do a walkthrough of it or something yeah like Wednesday night we should probably have a CrossFit Games update show yeah oh here we go

April 17th is that Wednesday yep yeah April April April's after march yeah okay i think so maybe we could do the show too from crash and i could set the whole thing up and we could do a test run of it while jr's talking oh rules and layout and setup and maybe give like a visual and then i love it i love it okay so so wednesday what we'll

tell you is wednesday we'll tell you um how oh and by the way ariel lowen said how can she get in on some of the on some of this competition yep um i uh so also i don't know if you guys fee sagafi is going to go against who i believe is Lindsey Lane, the winner of CrossFit, the Crash Crucible. And they'll go first, and that will be a whole separate show. And the winner of that gets $1,000. But I think the way, and JR will have to tell us, but I think the way you win the $5,000 is everyone basically gets to do the workout once. the five thousand dollars is everyone basically gets to do the workout once and then after four workouts whoever's whoever has the best score wins the five thousand dollars and then there's some tiebreaker shit in case it's you know like two and two you figure out

something from there how you placed in the other ones or something but um but then you can do makeup shows you can do makeup workouts on saturday and sunday and we might show those also but those will not go to your score just to keep it really clean it's one and done you got to show up and you got to go and and i think the general wisdom uh um the conventional wisdom was is that dylan would win the quarterfinals just because of the nature of those workouts but now people are rethinking that after seeing the team workouts and i think more and more people are thinking colton's gonna win because the team workouts historically mimic the individual workouts but just differences and obviously logistics because one's individual one's

team i i guess and they saw how light they were or something but but what's weird about that is also is i also heard that colton's the strongest out of those four guys. What? That's what someone was telling me yesterday. I can't even believe the team competition happened. That wasn't even a blip on my radar. No. Well, it became on my radar for other reasons.

But yeah, it wasn't even a thought. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did that resolve itself? Undetermined as of right now. Are you allowed to talk about it? I will, but let's see what happens first. It's pretty funny. It's a great story.

It's a crazy, crazy story. This CrossFit space we live in, guys, is really small. Just the world we live in is small. If you cheat on your wife in the CrossFit space, you're getting caught. If you cheat on your wife wife in the crossfit space you're getting caught you cheat on your husband you're getting caught 100 if you don't squat all the way you're gonna get fined yeah you're gonna get found out well when you're you're friends with hillary you're probably fucked yeah yeah yeah and if you're friends with hillary let you just you know he's gonna hurt someone's feelings that's close to you

no uh seven did you see miss hillary take on sporty beth no i didn't what happened there yeah she did she did a video it's pretty great she did it's pretty funny yeah she's i loved it because it was like a spin-off of like hiller stuff like she's she's their shirtless too yo they did a video it's great oh man good job sporty back that's called work oh amazing job amazing is this on the red channel this is on the hill or fit channel That's called work. Oh, amazing. That's a job. Amazing.

Is this on the Red channel? This is on the Hiller Fit channel. That's the Hiller Fit channel. What is that Red channel? That's the secret channel. That's like the menu at... The other day, I was talking about Sporty Beth. Dude, stop. You're punching down.

This constant Sporty Beth content is sad and stale. Move on. I know. She has twice as many instagram followers as andrew maybe three times as many what are you talking about punching down he's metric yeah punching up um uh okay i'm gonna watch this right after the show the secret the secret andrew channel is like the menu at in and out that no one knows about when you say like the words, like make it

animal style with a running chicken. A grilled chicken. Can I get a grilled cheese and a five by five? Animal style. Yeah, YouTube recommended me that channel. It did? Yeah.

It popped up in my recommend and I was like, this is weird because it's Andrew but it doesn't look like his channel. And then so I started my recommend and i was like this is weird because i it's andrew but it doesn't look like his channel and then so i started watching it and i was like whoa so it was good did you watch that first one i haven't seen it yet oh it was cool i just like i i got jealous because i was like i don't know if i could live my life that way because i think a bunch of shit would just fall apart what do you mean the bigger life like what shit the the basic theme of the video at least as i saw it was like your phone's for you like turn off your notifications focus on your priorities and focus on what you want to do

and i was like yeah i get to myself like oh what would that be like i feel like i'm always swimming up current with my phone because it's just, this exists for other people. This does not exist for me. And I accepted that about a year ago. Oh, to run your business. So people can contact you and get your wares. All of them. Yep. I mean, and you think about how many people I'm contacting between the podcast, the things we're juggling here, my firefighters getting in scheduling with them, plus my gym, right? In general, it just becomes this ever-backed-up list of items for me to check off and get back to the next person and get them what they need and get back to the next person.

I have all my notifications on, I think, but they don't interrupt me. They just, my phone doesn't do anything. Yeah. They just come down on the screen, right? So it'll be like BBC News, Iran attacks Israel. I usually can't even read it. My phone doesn't even ring.

I just have to – I don't even – I don't even really – I guess I don't have control over my phone either. My phone doesn't even ring. I have to see someone called. I either have to be – have my – be looking at my phone when they call or I have to see someone called i either have to be have my have seen be looking at my phone when they call or i have to go look at recent calls yeah yeah i mean me too do it instead it's not like it's all of it's turned on all the time just in general like but my shit doesn't beep like if someone likes me on instagram or follows me or me either no i have all of that turned off yeah Yeah. Or even text me.

It vibrates when it rings. Yeah, me too. Mine doesn't vibrate constantly. And I feel like if it does ring occasionally, like once a week, it'll ring for some reason and it's like full blast and I'm like the old guy in the library. You don't even realize it's your phone because you're so used to being not. Dude, it's always

fucked up. And I turn it off when I go in a movie theater because i'm terrified oh yeah or like at some public speaking thing yeah i just turn it off and then i keep i check it like five times to make sure it's off and i kind of want to push the buttons to see if it's really off but then if you do that you turn it back on it's the one the one uh the one oasis in the phone is definitely the uh the thread because in there there's nothing ever really being asked me it's just funny things and information being oh the locker room thread yeah yeah that's a little gym hey has a man competed as a woman in the CrossFit Games? I don't think so.

Not like the main individual event. How about the team events? Wasn't there a Brazilian guy that was competing as a woman on a team? I think there was, right? There was something, but I don't know if it ever got far enough along for it to do i think there was a video hillar did where there was something weird about someone's name like their name had changed over the years like three different names oh that's right yeah that's the one that hillar talked about look at this um uh clip men against um women so my my buddy thought it was an isolated incident it's it's like i don't know maybe they just figured out my algorithm but it's every day now

for me a dude beating a chick somewhere but this is this is well that too. This is Lauren Fisher talking on the issue on the Rich Summers podcast. And men that transition over to woman and they compete and end up winning some competitions. Have you guys ever had something similar in the CrossFit arena? There has been. Lauren looks incredible there. Mm-hmm. Ten. One man that I know that has transitioned to a woman,

she competed in the master's category of CrossFit. She was one of the nicest people, but she was so strong. The guys were deadlifting around 350, 400 pounds, and then she walked in, didn't warm up, and was able to go and deadlift the bar. What do you deadlift? 380, and I weigh like 140. If there was someone that came in with training does that mean one of the nicest people so like i walk i walk into the store i walk into your i walk into your store and i'm hi how are you

great oh my god you look fantastic today as i'm filling my purse up with fucking like makeup from the makeup aisle and i filled up with six hundred dollars worth of makeup i'm like well thank you for everything i'm sorry i had to steal from you today i am one of the nicest people ever have a good day bye yep yep what do you mean like i'd like hey uh in all fairness i've known a dozen trannies over the year, and I've had some actually some pretty close relationships with trannies. And I never had any problems with them, but the ones on Instagram have never seemed nice to me. They're just regular fucking people, but with mental disorder. Like, that's just like – so my point being is that you're taking medals away from women.

You're not a nice person. It doesn't matter if you do it with a smile. If I'm butt-fucking you with a smile. He was so – my rapist was so nice he put a condom on. The guy who stole my car was so fucking sweet. Oh, my God. He just asked me where my keys were. Yeah.

He just put a gun to my head. He had a smile. Like, it doesn't... I get it. You don't want to be... I think she's trying to say no to it without sounding harsh or insensitive or... Yeah, exactly. She's treading very lightly here.

But you're a fucking... Listen, you're a piece of shit bully with a fucking mental health disorder and you're fucking psycho you're so far off from having inner peace that you fucking you can't accept your body those are those are objective facts there's no there's no escaping There's no escaping. There's no escaping your body. Switzerland. This is Hiller's video about her. Oh. About the.

Is that an Invictus athlete? Is Lauren Fisher an Invictus athlete? She was. I don't know how long she's currently been one for. I don't know if she's how long she's currently been one for And There's something else in here that um that gets a little weird to female and then Wow, look at Hiller stash. Yeah Compete against the females as long as they keep their testosterone in a certain range and while in this scenario Hannah Anna is competing 100% within the rules.

So that's within the rules now. Oh, she was a training think tank athlete last year. Does she go to the games? Yeah, you're a straight bully. Yeah. Let me look up the definition of bully. It's probably like just B-O-O-L-Y. Bully. Bully.

A person who habitually seeks to harm or intimidate those whom they perceive as vulnerable. Yeah. That works. You're trying to intimidate and take advantage of people who are vulnerable. And so as a man and you enter a woman's class, you're being a bully just by the nature of it. You're taking advantage of the fact that they are weaker physically, less capable physically, smaller lungs, smaller heart, smaller bones. Using that to like slide in to get a huge advantage in sport,

but being protected by a woman's penis is only this big we don't even get to call it a penis yeah we did we shouldn't call it that my my um uh my son asked me the other day what's a glitterous i'm like he said a glitterous where'd you hear that word he goes m&m i'm like fuck oh great m&m the rapper iem the rapper. Oh, I was thinking the candies. I was still on Kidland. I don't know. Who's exposed to

8 Mile? The real Slim Shady. I said it's a man who lives in a canoe. Good save. Wow, nice. Is that like for a visual? Like if you see him from the top and he's sitting yeah no one's ever seen him he's wearing a hat always in case you don't know where it's at

just imagine a man in a canoe you gotta sort it out now your wife your wife or something another has no excuses you have no excuses for them glitterous oh my gosh hey before there was tv and anatomy and stuff like that like dudes just didn't know shit i bet you just fumble around down there until something happened you didn't even not even that wow you're a horrible partner i know i just i just think like i just think like 300 years ago like partner i know i just i just think like i just think like 300 years ago like dudes just like now by the time you're in eighth grade you've like sat down you've sat down in a class and they've just shown you the whole fucking sharpay you know what i mean look there's the clitoris there's the hood there's the labia major like you've seen it all you even know what the plumbing

is those that's the fallopian tubes like you just know it all nate by the eighth grade 300 years ago dudes didn't know shit hole phil sleep baby yeah sometime later baby okay sorry let's go back to lauren i didn't i apologize lauren i didn't mean to interrupt you but i don't but I don't think you can start with like they're the nicest people you know and they're just inherently bullies. She was making a sandwich. There we go. Transition from a man to a female and was beating me in workouts and taking my spot, for example, on the team, that would definitely cause a little bit of frustration. I have no problem with like someone transitioning from a male to a woman or a woman to a male.

However, if I had kids and I had a daughter and she lost out in the last spot on the team to someone that was a man prior, I would have a problem with that. I 100% agree with you. So once again, you don't have a problem with it. I get the sentiment for sure. Let people do what they want. It's not like, hey, you do cocaine, so I hate you or you steal bikes, so I hate you. Like. steal bikes so I hate you like but to act like it's not some sort of mental disorder and to I mean you say you're okay with it how would you feel if your mom did it or your dad did it

or your sister did it or your kids did it or your sister did it or your kids did it? If you have a best friend and they wanted to do that, wouldn't you take them camping first and go for a one-week walk in the woods and let them fucking decompress from whatever shit they're going through? I mean, there's endless stories now, endless stories of people who wish they hadn't have done it. And there's no coming back. You don't, you don't come back from that. Yeah. It's kind of a one way door,

huh? Yeah. Crazy one way door. Isn't that just like human nature though, to protect, like if you're going through it, I protect myself from the discomfort by just agreeing with you, even though know it's wrong right so really i'm just it's a completely selfish act for me to make you know rather than challenge it to a certain degree and say hey have

you really thought this through like let's let's talk about it knowing that it could be an uncomfortable confrontation between you and i i just choose to just be like supportive in the same way that other people would in terms of like eating habits or not going to the gym or doing other decisions that you know aren't really long-term i'm only happy when i eat twinkies and so you go to this so you support your friend buying them twinkies it's like show up with a bunch of them yeah yeah that's that's not um i don't know i'm not supportive of it my kids love candy and i'm not supportive of them eating candy and it makes them happy and i'm not supportive of them eating candy and so chopping off your penis just seems so take giving a kid drugs that affects their hormones our whole thing in the crossfit space is to fucking keep your hormones like this.

That's the zone diet. That's the whole premise of it. That's where your health and happiness are. That's why you don't get these. I'm not saying that maybe it just needs to be just shitloads of compassion. I'm not saying hate the people at all. You don't hate someone who's like quite the opposite

affirming Ryan affirming mental illness is the same as if your kid says hey dad I want to shoot up a school so you say okay let's go get a gun it really is Dan Guerrero uh that's why someone drinks margaritas and works out twice

a week yesterday and yesterday morning i had four jalapeno spicy margaritas extra spicy wow then i came home in the morning yeah in the morning yes then i came home. In the morning? Yeah, in the morning. Then I came home. Jealous, Kev? He was rolling around in the mud and you were drinking. Literally, dude. Then I came home and I rode the assault bike 120 calories in 10 minutes. And then I did 10 burpees on the minute for 20 minutes with my kids. Jeez, damn.

And then I sat in a chair for 40 minutes and didn't move. Damn. That's a rough combination. Dude, it was wild. My wife's like, you're fucking insane. You should just flip the combination next time. It might be a little bit easier. And right before that, I drank the four margaritas,

and I started driving over to the uh um transitional surgery shop i was gonna chop my penis those four margaritas really did a thing on me headed right over there then i was like you know what i'll do a couple hundred burpees and you know what this is i'm a little embarrassed to say this um that's the first time i've ever done 200 burpees like in a workout yeah yeah i did um i've done that you know that you know that thing where like you just write 20 numbers 1 through 20 on the wall and then on the minute you do that number of burpees so you just call out to the class hey give me a number someone says 1 then someone says 15 and then once you have 20 numbers you start the clock and on that minute you do the burpees and it's just random i've done that a few times but i but that's

not 200 burpees yeah i think that's like 155 or something my was so we got to 100 and my kid already said hey can i just do the last 100 and finish it off? And I'm fucking dying. I'm like, go ahead. He just wants to go straight through. Get it done. Yeah. You're too slow, dad. Yeah.

Yeah. And my eyes were like semi-closed after that. You know, when you work out so hard and you're like, you're just starting to nap. It's like I just eaten a cake all right sorry back to lauren yeah enough enough about my my my fitness regimen here we go and when i was drinking the margaritas there was a, there was a, at this Mexican place, there was a, a baby shower. And there was a Mexican chick there who was wearing a skin tight, skin tight dress, who was probably nine months pregnant with the biggest tits and the craziest body. And I just sat there and drank margaritas and looked at the miracle that is pregnancy and tight dresses combined. It was nuts.

Like one of those tube dresses where the whole thing sucked your body. There's quite a few of those at the comedy show I went to on Friday. And dude, she was wearing this wired bra that was just crazy. What's it called? The quinceanera?

Quinceanera? No, that's not a baby shower. God, this fucking lady was so fucking hot she was she looked like i swear to god she looked like humpty dumpty with tits mexican humpty dumpty no what's happening with caleb i think her skin was nuts it was basically lauren fisher pregnant with d's on her reminds me of that one song there were with D's on her. Reminds me of that one song. There were some D's on that bit. You went to a comedy show?

Yeah. How was that? It was good. Did you laugh? I did. Yeah. He started hot, too. Yeah?

Yeah, he came out and he's like, listen, it's going to go a lot of ways, so I'm just going to jump right in with the bang. We're bringing back the word retarded. Oh, really? Yeah. way so i'm just gonna jump right in with the bang we're bringing back the word retarded oh really it was he was good he was good and then when he was riffing with people in the front in the crowd it was it was hilarious there was quite a few like he could just pick them out he's like how old are you the guy's like 43 and he's like and how old are you he was like 23 and he's like yeah i got it right okay let's dig in here it was a couple like two men no two it was a guy and a girl oh man but it was just funny because you could tell he's like scanning the crowd and then he'll find

somebody and like ask him and if this story is an interesting like instant intro like interesting right away you know like there's something there then he'll kind of move on but if he pulls on a thread and realizes it's attached he'll keep pulling it it's hilarious so he found like the dude who's been in jail for like five years and was like shit we were out here congrats and then he turned to like his girlfriend he's like so you guys just started dating you know he was in jail and shit like that hey how much was it dollar wise yeah to get in um i forget i think we paid like 250 bucks for grace and i'd have tickets and i paid an extra like 50 or 60 dollars to park and what i thought was a secured parking lot it really wasn't your shit get robbed no we didn't get robbed it wasn't downtown i was

like we went to the the first show on purpose so it's what, what was the club? I went to the Paramount theater. Oh shit. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know you did stuff like that with your chick. Yeah. Well, were you able to enjoy it or were you stressed out? Cause of the 10 million things you need to do.

Um, once I got in there and was like chilling, I was, it was okay. But yeah, that's always tough. Like getting out to those things and getting back. It's always like stressful,

but I have to, because I can't just force grace to go along with the nonsense all the time yeah that's it paramount theater yeah by the way that area's hairball is well all of oakland is hair anywhere anywhere where there's businesses is hairball in oakland yeah but uh i saw the um i saw the oakland symphony there i think that's where they play. Did that used to be called the Fox Theater? No. Did you see a theater called the Fox Theater? No, I don't know.

Does Oakland have a Fox Theater? Fuck, I'm all confused. It's nice inside, right? Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. It was very organized. The staff was really great. They were super efficient getting people into the place even though there was

long lines. Oh, maybe I went to the Fox Theater. Same shit. Paramount actually looks nicer in the front. Was it a comedian I'd know? Matt Rife? Oh, really? The handsome guy? Yeah.

He's like a chick comedian. There was a lot of girls there. That was to be expected. Yeah and he he talked he chats it up with the crowd okay yeah his his stuff was good yeah that's him you know what's funny he went hard like right at the beginning with the uh handicap jokes r word the r word and um and the whole bit that he had was hilarious and it was probably the most amount of people i've ever seen uh disabled people come into a comedy show like not like i've been to a ton but there was a noticeable amount of people like being assisted in a wheelchair or different things like this vaccine injured vaccine injured people hey um i just saw a bunch of stuff on Instagram where he's just going after the people in wheelchairs in the audience.

And it was funny. And they was, of course, they loved it. Of course. And that's it. And he does it. There's like a real popular one where he goes to say something to the guy in the wheelchair. And he's very clearly disabled. And he kind of stops and he looks up at the crowd and he goes, I know what all you guys are thinking.

And he's like, and I'm not going to do it. But, and then he kind of like goes through and still ends up putting like, you know, jokes out there like about him and stuff like that. But it's cool because he does it for everybody. That's what you're there for. Asuza three-day tickets to cross fist fist cross fisting semis are now 260. Follow me for more financial aid. Oh, I will be Susan.

I will be at the semifinals in Carson. I'll be filming behind the scenes there. It didn't get approved, but like I'm just going to say I'm doing it. I'm going there. Sarah already got us a house. I got all my camera gear lined up. I've blocked off the calendar. So I'm going to go down to Carson.

If you're an athlete and you want nothing to do with me, let us know now. And if you if you do want something to do with me you don't need to say anything but I'm really excited I can't wait I'll be making another behind the scenes and this behind the scenes for people the people who are already members

will be grandfathered in and people who aren't it'll be going up to $60 a month what is that really the price $ bucks for the full three days i have no idea but i'm going there look wad zombie will be there that's awesome are you filming at rogue god i don't know if if i i don't know i would love to scotland though katie and uh bill are different different creatures like i i have to there i have to different creatures. I have to feel them out. There, I'm definitely not just showing up and being like, hey, I'm doing it.

Denise Moore. Savan, can I say hi to you when I see you? No. Don't do that. Do not contact us. I think the e-semifinals are gonna have some pretty cool like spectator workouts and uh different things going on as well i'm for sure gonna try to go there too i'm like i'm like really really i really really really really really want to um i really want to go tyler can i find that find that Kamala Harris joke and play it again? I can't find that Kamala Harris joke.

I don't even know what you're talking about, but okay. No, I'm not going to get escorted out. I'll be there. Okay, sorry. Back to Lauren Fisher. Sorry. Back to you. Come on, Caleb.

Keep us on track here, dude. Sorry, my internet. I know. He saw that. It was kind of like. He got motel internet. Motel. Oh, man. Motel internet.

Here we go. I don't mind the transition of men to female if that's what you want to do. It's your body. But I do think there needs to be. She would definitely mind if her husband did it. Fuck yeah. Or if her kid did it. Yeah.

That's what I mean. There's so many. It's like, I love everyone. Oh, yeah. The pedophile next door who keeps fucking trying to look at your little boy change. You don't love. Like, you're not okay with that. You don't love everybody.

You're not okay with everyone transitioning. You're not okay with your husband transitioning. Stop saying that. Okay, go on. Of transgender division, keep the men division, keep the female division, and then they can have their own division. There's been men. There won't be their own division. I'm dying to know.

Knoxville is not seven on friendly. The truth is Fergie everywhere. Seven on friendly. That's what I realized at the games. We're going to be doing a partnership with rad and Daniel Brandon, just to like, shake it up. They're really,

they're really that they're really smart with their marketing. You guys don't even get it, how the wool is being pulled over your eyes. This whole thing was a stunt just for more publicity for Rad. Because when your shoes are that fucking ugly, you have to do some crazy cross-marketing when your shit is hideous. When it looks like Richard Simmons designed your shit, when your shit looks like it was designed by a fucking tranny you got to do some crazy wild marketing like fight with sebon and then and then work it back up you know what i mean you got to have like ups and downs when you take all of rebox old stock of shoes from the 80s and rebrand them as rad you got to get some crazy marketing

and so the joke's on you guys hold on jokes on you guys i'm gonna send you and caleb something that i think might joke fully on you guys oh yeah exactly that's that's alex peters uh, you should try them first. They're the best shoes. Listen, Caleb has them. JR sent me a picture of the 15 pair he has. Susie, do you like them? You like them too, right? I have a pair of the Reds. Yeah, I've been working out with them for a while now.

Yeah, all my gay friends have them. It's cool. Okay. I'm going to share this in a private chat. All my friends who don't have fully developed feet have them. Wait, have you tried them yet? No. Oh.

I think you'd like them. I don't think you could fit his fat ass feet in there. They're probably great shoes, but it's just, it's the gift that keeps giving. Come on. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh my God, I can't believe he said that. Did you hear what he said?

He called our stuff Reebok. Throw it. And, dude, that – here's the thing. Do you know there's cars that are like low riders are like this and high riders are like this? Like Starsky and Hutch had a high rider. I just wasn't a high rider fan. I'm a low rider fan. That's fair.

Me too. I wear a lot of Vans and if the shoes too big. And so I just happen to a high rider fan. I'm a low rider fan. That's fair. Me too. I wear a lot of Vans and if the shoes too. And so I just happened to like those cars. And so that's the same with the rad. When, when the, when the shoe,

the way they, the coloring on the shoe makes them look like, uh, I, I can't have the heel color being attached to the body color of the shoe be more than the color of the top of the shoe. It starts to look weird to me. So it right length susan uh yeah open with caution huh it makes thanks for the warning what are you guys looking at i sent you i this i stumbled upon this a couple days ago and it's been an asphyxiation of mine and i was gonna text it to you or like

the group chat with no context but i decided not to and then i just got reminded with our conversation about lauren fisher i thought it might be relevant that's when i threw it into the private chat there oh oh private chat i never oh private chat jesus private chat become look at home look at the time stamp look how long this is seven hours and 22 minutes look how many subscribers 42 900 look at the views 142 000 my name is trish i'm a transgender woman and disabled combat veteran that fought in Afghanistan, and I'm retired from the United States Army. I joined the Marine Corps in 1996 and retired from the U.S. Army in December 2014. One of my favorite pastimes is fucking pool boy's girlfriend, but don't tell her. Holy shit.

I've been married four times. I have 11 kids somewhere in heaven and summer stepchildren. Well, then those aren't your fucking kids. I'm also on recovery because I battled addiction and I've had six months clean and sober. I also have mental health issues and I'm open to discussing any of these topics. Please be respectful because my pronouns are she, her, and they, them. Question mark. What the fuck?

I am Roman Catholic and well aware of Jesus Christ. You do not need to constantly remind me about him. And also keep in mind, judging me or condemning me to hell is speaking for God. That's a big no-no. And then the hashtag is cooking channel. Oh, no, cooking channel. Is that our Trish? No.

God, I hope not. So remember when I was playing with the new live features on Instagram? Yeah. I started like scrolling through all the lives and it just feeds you different lives of people. And you will be astonished by some of the people that go on live shorts and have massive fucking audiences that are watching them and commenting and interacting. it's just crazy anyhow this was one that I stumbled upon and it felt very much so like you're watching a montage of like a serial killer movie yeah this is fucking shit seven hours bro was live it turned into a clown i like how it says it has mental health issues uh yeah i was like i was like whoa but there was this other one because then of course you got to start digging where you see like portions of

their apartment or something and it looks like it's out of a movie like which is how cluttered and like gross it looks and like the state in which uh this gentleman is living in yeah and gross it looks and the state in which this gentleman is living in. Yeah. Hey, can I see this person's channel? I don't think anime by itself means that something's wrong with you, but it's a strong correlate. Oh, yeah yeah of course in the library who doesn't love hanging out in the children's section of the library

man oh man does this person have any shit that's gone just straight viral no 20 views 29 views no but it started to like pick up in the live so if you go to the live and click the most popular it'll flip it and it'll i mean look at the one 10 hours of streaming dude 143 142 38 21 56 136 11 hours of streaming remember when i was talking about those other channels where people just throw their live on and that you just watch them study yeah like 10 hours eight hours and it's just basically on mute and you're just watching them like work and they have fucking hundreds of thousands of followers and stuff just mind-blowing to me time to do a seven hour show oh my goodness we could do a full one on my whole entire travel to uh south carolina

well you're just live and i'm live on my phone and we just live the whole time jumping from wi-fi to wi-fi it's just all the playing with me and everybody's like what the fuck is if hillar wants subscribers that's what he needs to do just dress him up himself up as a girl um uh go ahead go to go to um um uh is that men against women is that the lauren fisher thing okay yeah so there you go we already know it happened in crossfit right how about isolated incident this is uh right above it this is uh what made me think of this is i went to a high school track meet on on saturday saturday and dude the kids there are so healthy it made me so happy i was there with there were 500 kids there every single boy and

girl there was beautiful chiseled jaws everyone's standing upright kids smiling no i none of the kids wearing makeup and shit i I didn't see any tattoos. Wholesome parents. Mom and dad's in the crowd. The track and field crowd's cool. A couple fatties there, but you know what I think, too, about the fatties on the track team? They're like interdiscipline.

Throwers, yeah. And I think track also, you guys are gonna be like does seven we know this but like i'm i don't know anything about sports but there's a lot of athletes there who play other sports and track and field is just like there to keep them tuned up for that sport you know what i mean like you could tell there's guys on the football team right you know you know and it's like guys on the rugby team yeah just trying to improve their off-season stuff yeah yeah usually track runs two seasons too so you have like an indoor season and outdoor season so if you're just playing football you have football in the fall and then you just do two seasons of basically power work

and then you're back into football yeah there were some big boys and girls there too but even they looked healthy but you could tell they were they weren't like they didn't you know like they were the slowest in the mile but like they were still getting their shit in. Like, I was still proud of them. I was still like, yeah, you're badass. The difference in mile times was crazy. One chick ran the mile on 511. Another chick ran the mile on 758.

What did, girls were getting lapped by. Well, and also it looks like freshmen run against seniors. Yeah, that makes sense. Dave's daughter's amazing dave's daughter's amazing a video of the biological boy winning the girls 200 meter in sherwood oregon this nonsense stops when girls stop competing or parents pull their girls from the competition okay here we go jayden vanderheen in seven for bergen Episcopal Abby Wilson very well as Gallagher a

big Daniel Lane to see Gallagher later on the relays great knees great drive you know what's funny too about this too they stay they stay skin color like correct even though they're trannies. So the black trannies are in track, and the white trannies are in swimming. At least they stay in their lane. But you know what I mean? If you're a white dude, you have at least a little justification entering the women's division. You're like, well, that's the only way I can.

We got that right. Or if you're a black swimmer, you're like, okay, I get it. But come on, you're a black dude running with the girls? Liver King, did you see this thing? Liver King got a, no, sorry, not Liver King. Look at the Planet Fitness arrested someone, a dude, for being in the women's locker room. Oh, really? Two days ago, yeah.

Crazy, dude. Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. arrested someone a dude for being in the women's locker room oh really two days ago yeah crazy dude crazy crazy crazy crazy uh planet fitness gym goer was arrested after allegedly walking around totally naked in the women's locker room claiming they identified as a woman what do you mean claiming wait isn't that what all everybody does yeah that doesn't even that it doesn't even make sense more word fuckery we live in idiocracy identifying versus claiming claiming they identify versus they identify as yeah right something the gym didn't buy uh christopher miller identified as male by online booking records well you have to transition sometimes who cares if you fucking registered as a male but if they weren't on the online booking records as a male,

would it have been okay? Yeah, and who cares what you're registered as? It's what you identify as. Identified as a male by online booking records. I mean, how are you going to explain that in court? Was arrested in Gastonia, North Carolina Thursday for indecent exposure after gym goers claimed he walked into the women's locker room at a local Planet Fitness.

A shock woman reportedly called the police when she saw Miller telling the 911 operator a fully naked man wouldn't leave the room, adding he identified himself as a woman when asked to do so. According to the WSOC TV eyewitness, they spoke to say Miller repeatedly asked a woman in the locker room to lotion one another up and then hop in the shower with him. Wow. Wow. Now, listen, listen.

Holy shit. In the in Planet Fitness's defense, like there's no like, well. I don't know, judgment free zone, I guess, if you want to know judgment zone. Hey, dude, if you're in a Planet fitness and another guy let's say it wasn't even like it's just so different because we're men but let's say let's say you're let's say you're in planet fitness and you're in there and some guy walks up to you suzer caleb and they're like hey do you want to shower with me i would politely decline know, but should you go tell the front desk, hey, you do tell the front desk?

That's a good question. I probably wouldn't tell the front desk unless I saw him do it to multiple people and there was another younger kid there or something where it felt like it was more predatorial, I suppose. What if I was in there and I was like, hey... Because I'd rather just punch you in the face if it got too squirrely than tell the front desk, you know?

Like, if you come up and you try to brush against me, you're going to get shoved the first time. I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here. Then if there's a step forward again, it'll probably become more physical. Not in the way that he intended. What if we're in the locker room and we're getting out ready to go out on the pool deck and i'm like hey will you put some suntan lotion on my back my back's peeling i got you bro

oh god just helping the brother out right there. Just helping out a homie. That's all right. I would put suntan lotion on you guys. I just would not do it to a stranger. I wouldn't do it to a stranger either. That seems like a prank. I would look around for a camera, right? Like, especially if it was just some big yolk dude

and was like, hey, brother, can you throw some lotion on my back? I would, like, grab the thing and, like, look around. Like, okay, am I going to end up on some youtube thing lower lower lower a planet fitness made a statement to the new york post about the alleged incident saying the safety of employees and customers of the brand is planet fitness's number one priority how oh now that's their number one priority yeah how i thought it was no judgment plus how is it unsafe please explain to me how it's unsafe

that's what I really want them to say out loud why is it unsafe to have a man in the woman's locker room asking women to put lotion on him and shower why is that unsafe tell me why that's unsafe dear planet fitness why is that unsafe you said it was unsafe I'm just curious what's unsafe about it

that's why no one wants to say the shit no one wants to say the shit well because men fuck and they and they just fucking fucking fucking all sexual crimes seem to be just men doing weird shit and also if you're already a man and you don't get the social nuances of no one wants you in the women's locker room you're fucking crazy and crazy is a really strong correlate to doing dumb shit. Mm-hmm. The woman reportedly had her membership revoked at her local Planet Fitness in Fairbanks, Alaska, while the shaving individual was allowed to return despite some public outrage.

Wait a second. This article just skips to that? No, you missed a paragraph. I did? Yes. Oh. This new incident comes weeks after the gym's company stock-sharded a tank, in part due to the company's reaction to a woman who purportedly filmed another gym goer who also identified as a transgender woman shaving over a sink the shaving woman was in fairbanks oh but did that person who took the picture

while the shaving individual was allowed to return despite some oh the woman reportedly had her membership revoked at her Planet Fitness in Fairbanks, Alaska. Oh, wow. How come I don't see that part on mine? The woman had reported. Let me see. The new incident. Oh, okay.

I do. I have an ad in there. Look at you. I have an ad in there between those two paragraphs. You don't. You're missing crucial information due to advertisement. Yeah, I mean, people, this is not an isolated incident. Man.

Yeah. The liver king is giving away it depends on where you read the story but it looks like the liver king is giving away a thousand dollars a day for a hundred days well but but in this video here that we have he gives away ten thousand dollars i think ten thousand dollars cash right now for the winner of a fight. I'll tell you what it is. It's rock, paper, scissors. One try. $10,000.

Go to the winner. Fighters ready. Get ready. Get ready. Three, two, one. Fight. And the winner is... We have a new champion. I challenge him for that. Hey, he's a champion. okay

if you actually full simply that you can do something and you bet your fucking life on it, take home the $10,000. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Is it like a content thing now? Must be. Or maybe just like a reinvigorate his brand, right? It's hard to hate a guy who's giving away a thousand dollars a day right people were just like hating on him for being an asshole and it's like hey that dude who came up and is like hey i want to play you for it that guy's an

asshole yeah well he's shooting a shot why not you know he's got nothing to lose i don't like him dude's smart for keeping his 10k though yeah totally that's a fucking shit what was wrong with him now like he had his arm in a sling he had a patch for a while over his eyes yeah i don't know what happened to his arm like he's just getting jacked up well you know what chris rock says you have to play you have to be infamous and then you have to play the victim and then you have to be notorious and then you have to be really good at something And So maybe that's just he's playing

All the angles Uh get with the programming I guess That rotator cuff gave out after all that Primal juicing Yikes Uh yikes look at this one I'm gonna play this clip for you play this one that says how about be thankful

do you see this this shit's always weird to me these kind of posts are so weird to me here we go three types of people in your life weird to me this kind of these kind of posts are so weird to me here we go three types of people in your life first are the leaf people these are people who come into your life just for a season they are there to take what they need and as soon as it gets cold or a wind blows in your life, they are gone. Second are the branch people.

Although they are stronger than leaves, you have to test them out before you run out there and put all your weight on them. They may stay with you for a few seasons, but they will break away when life becomes tough. And finally, the root people. These people are very important because they don't do things to be seen.

Their only wish is to support you and help you live a strong and healthy life. And even if you go through a difficult time, they will hold you up. They love you just the way you are. Oh, fuck you. People.

Fuck off. Fuck off. There's like fuck off. Say it again. Go ahead, Sousa. As I say, anytime there's one of those, it just reminds me of like, I don't know, just this. It's kind of like victim mentality ish like, oh, nobody was there for me and it got tough.

It's like, you know who people really want to be around? It's somebody who, when it gets tough, they just accept the situation. They keep moving forward. You know what I mean? They don't fall and they don't need a crutch. They don't ask you or need all this attention. Why aren't you supporting me?

They just keep on trekking and you recognize the struggle and the hardship and usually those people are the ones you end up giving to, right? It's not the ones that are sit back for, for a handout. And listen, do you know why Trump has so many friends?

Cause he has a plane that seats 247 people. And if you have a plane that only seats two people, you're only going to have one friend. And like, that's okay. And then when you don't, and then when you don't have a plane, your friends that don't want to don't, don't need to fly. They might not be as close with you. Like, like it's okay and then when you don't and then when you don't have a plane your friends that don't want to don't don't need to fly they might not be as close with you like i like it's

just so fucking stupid how about just be like holy fuck i'm glad that i even had leaf friends i'm glad i even had friends for a fucking season i'm glad i had some i'm glad that i had some value that someone wanted to be with me listen no one wants to be around a pile of shit right or the constant demanding of your time and attention because they're just so fucking high maintenance yeah that's yeah for me that's it like if you're high maintenance get the fuck away but other than that like you just like someone said to me hey you know people those people just like you because you have a podcast okay like something about some guest I had on. And I'm just like, ladies and gentlemen,

I just want everyone to know that if it wasn't for this podcast, Caleb and I would not be friends. That's a fact. All these people in the chat would not be friends. There'd be nowhere for them to go. And I want to tell you how fucking thankful I am that Caleb and I align on that. Fucking douche canoes.

You think I talked to him at any point outside of this? Absolutely not. Haley, move Caleb from leaf to branch. We've made it into three years of our relationship. It's like, who the fuck thinks like that? Honestly, three years is like an hour of day for three years. Yeah. Holy fuck, dude. I just can't do that i just can't

and i'm not saying that there's not a criteria for having friends like like i'm like there's people susan doesn't if like if you spit in the gym like your time at crossfit livermore is going to be limited yeah unless you wipe let me clean it up you know you don't clean it up then yeah it's gonna be a problem So it's just like, um, it's just too simple. It's just too simple. I wish I had those problems.

I wish I had so much fucking money that I'm like, God, I wonder if Sousa really likes me. He only shows up when I'm paying the bill or my private jet. It seems really weird. He didn't, he didn't like, listen,

if you, if you pay for dinner, every time you go out with your friends, your friends are going to want to go out to dinner with you. There's nothing wrong with that. The expectation that you place on other people should just be a stronger expectation for yourself and then you should set your friends free of the expectations that you have of them. Yes.

Just be what you expect and don't expect anything from anybody else. And that's the key to having friends and happy relationships. It's like the friends are like, you'll walk in and say hi to a couple of people. Maybe they're like, good friend. You're sitting over there. I said, hi to Caleb. I said, what's up to, you know, whatever dick butter said, what's up to Ken. And then kind of kept on walking through the gym. And then the high maintenance friend sits there and goes, he didn't say anything to me. Why? Now I'm going to act different. Like, hi, Savon.

Right, right, right, right. Did you notice me? You know, and you're just like, fuck, I hate you. You're like, hey, I texted you about the thing. You never got back to me. And it's like yeah now we're face to face so instead of bitching about me texting you back or not you could just said hey step on it um we're going on that hike the other saturday i said something about did you

want to go join us or not totally cool either way not like you never text me back well several never texted me back so how would i know yeah fuck leave yeah leave go hang out with taytay on her seven hour live and put makeup on each other's face taytay yeah it's um those friends trigger me yeah having having high maintenance friends is um just take ownership take ownership for it there'll be times there'll be times where i have friends that become very difficult to get a hold of but i just keep persisting you know what i mean like let's say you need to talk to someone you call them four times one day they don't respond to the next day you call them once the next day you call them once and after a week you call them once a week and then finally you get

touched them and then they always have a good story like where the fuck you been well i always got i had to go to the national guard and serve for a month oh glad you told me that i was about to hate you it's okay you would have hated me anyway there you go perfect Perfect. I saw something great from Nate Dogg. In all sports people, all you fucking sports people who play on a sports team, none of those people would be your friends if you didn't play on the same sports team and practice three hours a day for four years.

That's why you're friends. It's okay. Some of the closest people I bet you Sousa has in his life Are because they go to CrossFit Livermore If they stop going there he might lose touch with them It's not because he doesn't like them It's because he's still got to fucking go to work and run the gym And they fucking are now moved to fucking Bangkok

Yeah Yeah it's 100% true And when they come back to town he'll still be there Yep Brushed this morning with Metuthian the tooth powder, orgasm in my mouth. If you haven't tried the Matuthian yet, you are so, so missing out. Caller, hi. Caller?

Caller? I saw someone making fun of the way the phones work here the other day, and I'm like, God, it's so true. I deserved every bit of it. It's just a complete shit show. Caller, I'm trying. I disconnected and reconnected. If you come in, you come in. If you don't, you don't.

Sorry. I don't know what to say. I can't stress about it anymore. Can you hear me? Oh, yeah. Finally. Can you hear me? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Okay. We're good. We're good. Hey, I wanted to stop by. I don't know about it anymore. Can you hear me? Oh, yeah, finally. Can you hear me? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, we're good. We're good. Hey, I wanted to stop by. I don't know if you remember me. We used to talk a little bit offline. I've kind of been out for a little bit, but I've been following the content again.

And I just recently finished your behind the scenes. Did you have erectile dysfunction when you stopped listening to the show? I did. Okay. And I couldn't figure out what it was i had heard a lot about that well i'm glad you came back see yeah you're just using me for the how hard i make your dick i understand you know like the the the state of of crossfit was just it kind of made me sour for a little bit, where I just kind of, I was still doing CrossFit, but just the content, it was just all over the place. But anyway.

You ever done 200 burpees, you ever done 200 burpees in a workout? I've done 100. I did 200 yesterday. Did you really? Yeah. How long did it take you? 20 minutes. I did 10 on the minute for 20 minutes. Okay.. Did you really? Yeah. How long did it take you?

20 minutes. I did 10 on the minute for 20 minutes. Okay. Respectable, right? Good little email. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. But, but, uh, anyway, the-

Okay, go on. About your penis again. Let's get back to your penis. What, what it reminded, that'd be a long conversation. What reminded me, what, what, what it reminded me of, uh, what, what it reminded me of was when I first started doing CrossFit. I'd watch the games a little bit and stuff like that, but it was when you do your podcast back in the day. I guess you're at CrossFit.

I guess you have a little office there or whatever. It was a big office with a window, dude. It was a big office with the window, dude. It was a big office with the window. It was a little office. I had two offices. I did have two offices there. I was the only person there with two offices, one adjacent to Greg's office,

and then I had my other podcast studio office. I was fucking the boss there. How dare you? Go on. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Under Greg's desk does not count as an office. Listen, there was a phone under there and a pillow.

There was a phone and a pillow down there. You shut it. There was a lot of room, okay? Yeah, what are you talking about? But just getting to see the actual, you know, you don't get to really see that in all sports. You get to see these quick interactions with people um but to see like bridges and froning and all them messing around and just joking and like even the recent behind the scenes like it didn't seem like there

was a whole lot of that anymore which sucks but that's what got me actually interested in doing crossfit and this isn't just to hype you up but but I don't think that a lot of people in this space realize, the people that kind of hate on it, but you'd ask the questions that no one would ask, but they wanted to know. And it was like, yeah, it'd get a little uncomfortable, right? But it's like, that's okay. It's okay to be uncomfortable, right? Yeah. As long as I'm not fucking with their performance.

Let me propose two things to you. I think this year's behind the scenes was as good as any behind the scenes ever. I just think it takes a while for them to age. So I think if you watch this behind the scenes in five years, you'll be like, holy fuck. And then the second thing, in defense of all the other people out there who have no chance of making content that's as good as mine it's also because they have they have an agenda and they have a time constraint right so like i i have 20 minutes to listen to noah and and jason talk about their careers in the twilight where other people just don't have

that time because they have to get the shot that they want and move on. That being said, it is fucking so unique, the behind the scenes. And I'm made to do it, and I'm so good at it, and it's fucking crazy that there was a time in the sport where it didn't happen. And, yeah, it's just wild. I appreciate you saying that. As I get older and less humble, I just realize what a great value it is. And it never gets old hearing people tell me how much they like it i appreciate it does so what i wondered because you were oh

sorry one more thing keep that thought about the wonder and when i go to semi-finals the semi-finals behind the scenes are extra special because i really will hunker down and follow the bubble athletes and there will be so much fucking tension because a lot of people are not going this year and there's going to be a lot of good people there and it's going to be gnarly okay go on you were wondering what so how much does the the setup that you had um at the games how much does that weigh that's a good question i don't know but i've already started um like training for it like uh walking with a with a not a ruck a weight vest on um uh doing workouts with like one pound wrist weights two pound three pound wrist weights i don't know i'd say i i don't know seven pounds whatever it is it starts to really wear on me and it's definitely harder as i get older

holding the camera just in front of me like this is it's like it's to really wear on me, and it's definitely harder as I get older. Holding the camera just in front of me like this, it's wearing on me. Even the walking around, the 10 hours on my feet, it wears on me. I used to work out every day. I would go to my hotel room no matter what time and do 100 burpees. This year, when I did the behind- behind the scenes at 51 or whatever I am, I didn't do that as fucking, I would drink with Caleb instead. I mean,

was that, was that the longest you've had to hold a camera in what, how many years has it been? Since, since Rosa made the worst business decision in the history of CrossFit, took the largest contributor to the journal, the large, just the fucking man,

the guy who fucking made all the content in 08, 09, 010, since he fired me, whenever that was, 2020, when they shit the fucking bed. I can't believe anyone on that board hasn't fucking reached out to me and been like, save my company. I don't even think that

people on the board are connected to what's happening, really. So are you doing can you do that thing that suza said i'm like yeah i could do that sorry go ahead are you doing the games this year as well i'm gonna try to i've i've asked to i've i've asked i've begged i've pleaded um and um, I'll try to, I mean, I really enjoy doing it. I really, really, really, really, really enjoy doing it. It's really fun. Hey, okay. And I'm, I don't want to take over the podcast, but so I was watching, I did watch the, uh, buttery bros document.

I just finished that one as well. Not to plug them, but no, no, you can plug them, plug them away. Which, what did you watch there? So the, the thing with Horvath, right. plug them but no no you can plug them plug them away which what did you watch theirs so the the thing with horvath right that and i've i've watched all your stuff with her right and i'm like man does she just not like savann but then i watched her interactions with uh huber is it huber huber huber yeah and it was the same oh it was the same oh interesting i don't know i don't know if you've seen it but it was it was kind of the same like prickliness yeah and then i'm like

okay that's just her i this is what i heard and i swear to god this is the truth i heard that soon as she puts those rad shoes on they're so fucking tight on her feet that she turns into a bitch but when she takes them off she's cool as shit that's what i heard now i have multiple sources it's up to you only see her at competition time seven you know the odds are stacked against yeah so listen so so i i don't know um oh my gosh but her i her face is oh she someone said she's hung But her face is Someone said she's Hungarian Her face is like perfect

I just can't stop staring at her face She has the most beautiful face in CrossFit You're telling your kid you're talking to Sevan He's gonna hate you Hey When you get close to her You can feel how special she is And when you look at her face up close It's fucking nuts When you get close to her, you can feel how special she is.

And when you look at her face up close, it's fucking nuts. She's a fucking, she's an angel. Hey, maybe she, hi. Maybe, maybe also, you know, some people who are like that powerful like that. Like my wife is that powerful like that. And she dims her own light. It's like, like they're almost, they're afraid of their power. Like maybe if she starts talking to me, like I'll just well i think like a lot of women right like they're i tell my wife all the time right it's like where they could be but where the world has tried to suppress

them down to is like well men too i see men dim their own light all the men dim their own light all the humans in general yeah yeah i think too part of her being hungarian has to do with it because i have like this a couple hungarians that um just basically moved over for the u.s like you know 10 years ago 15 years ago and it's definitely like a culture thing like a couple of them like all joke with especially the women and they just like shoot these like dirty looks or like something say they always they always have their like guard up like pushing back against you but then you'll hear from somebody else like oh you're their absolute favorite you know so i think it's a little bit like there's a winner hey i'll tell you this too

here's a good example of a man who dims his own light do you know who scott switzer is from the clidesdale podcast um i've watched the podcast but i can't recall exactly he's a fucking amazing interviewer he does tons of research he's got great flow and over the last year he's dimming his light less and less meaning he's so fucking nice to people when he doesn't need to be because because no one's ever going to think he's a dick anyway and the people who do fuck them and so like that guy that guy whenever i see that guy like, fuck, if that guy let loose, he'd be a fucking superstar. But he just dims his own lights. He's just he he's trying to be too nice.

And I'm just like, fuck, he is good. Yeah. If he just and lately I've noticed in his videos, maybe a few months ago, I noticed I'm like, oh, shit, he's letting go a little bit. It's like, fuck it. And that that kind of happens as you get older, too. Right. You're like, fuck it. So that chick's not going to fuck me anyway. I might as well just be myself. So, so that's what's funny is like, I'd never really had someone tell me that. And I'm only 30, but I was talking to one of my buddies and we were talking about like how my wife kind of checks me and she's like hey you know you're being being a little bit of a dick right now and i'm like i don't know and he told me the same thing

he's like you know you're getting older he's like it happened to me he's like 36 37 he's like when i started getting like in my 30s like i stopped caring a little bit about being just making sure i'm nice but rather saying what's on my mind. Yeah. Over that. But in y'all's space, it's hard, right? Because most people are doing things, and I mean, you do it some too, but where you have to ride that fine line of like, you have your team and you let them go. But just the state of everything right now is like you give your opinions, right?

But you try to do it in a way where people aren't just going to all attack you at one time. Right. And it's also that fine line, like, I do want to film the behind the scenes. And so I'm willing to bite my tongue. I'm not going to lie,

but I'm willing to bite my tongue to get the access I want. But I'm not going to lie. I do think that all those fucking guys that i roll with but um hillers and the and the john youngs and the i don't know i don't know who else but those two stand out in particular taylor self like they're fucking wrong the open was fucking amazing the workouts were the best workouts ever in the history of the open they're perfect so like i if i if i didn't really think that i wouldn't i wouldn't um i

wouldn't say it but that being said if i thought they were ass i probably wouldn't go as hard as them because like i want to work my way and like i want to film the behind the scenes i don't think that's like compromising my um i don't think that's compromising anything i think it's like setting like priorities of like what's important like is it as i'm sticking as i'm going balls deep into my wife i'm not gonna be like you have bad breath i'm gonna be like i'll tell her after yeah exactly by the way my wife's never had bad breath and i'm just saying just if she did right i mean yeah it's like there's a there's a oh caleb no suza taught me that sequencing there's an important sequence to execution you sequence

he taught me about sequencing all about sequencing yeah i mean the the footage that you get is more important than saying some things that might be on your mind i guess yeah yeah you don't have to you don't have to yeah and and 90 of the shit that i think one day it changes the next day a little bit. There's always nuances to it. It's not like I'm committed to it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right, man. Well, I'll let y'all get back to y'all's show. I just wanted to... Oh, Jake Chapman has a question for you. Okay.

Has the caller ever accidentally started watching a trans woman on Pornhub and thought, oh, fuck it, and then after he finished, regretted it, and then didn't, and now just watches it? No. Dude, I've never had a tranny pop up in my algo. Jake, they don't pop up on accident, dude. That's a search thing, brother. Yeah, yeah.

dude that's a search thing brother yeah yeah i do i do uh not to dabble in the sites anyway yeah smart yeah i like how you said you try not to very very uh honest of you that's right just sticks to the previews that's all doesn't click the link i just hold my i heard i heard if you hold your thumb on the picture, it'll play the highlights for you. Give me three seconds. You don't even have to click the video. That's all you need. Yeah. All right.

Thanks, dude. Yes, sir. Okay. Ciao. Peace. Peace. Dylan, what's up, dude? How you doing?

Crazy fights last night, Dylan. Woo. Crazy, crazy, crazy. All right, Haley Adams is coming on tonight. Woo. Dylan, what's up, dude? We can rarely get two calls in a row where the phone works. Let's see if there's a popping sound.

Can you hear me? Yeah, I can. No popping sound. Wow. How yeah i can no popping sound wow how's the audio i'm driving so it's fantastic okay sweet hey it's dylan hi dylan hey dylan uh jake chapman the answer is yes um so anyway hey what's up susan caleb, do not crack that seal, people. Seriously. There's enough good stuff.

Do not crack the seal. Do you wish you didn't crack the seal? Accidents happen all the time, you know? I hear you. I love you. You're so compassionate with yourself. Yeah, that's very compassionate of yourself. So I wake up this morning, my testosterone is through the freaking roof because of UFC 300.

I was up later than shit because I'm on the East Coast. But, you know, I wake up early, testosterone is pumping. I go to the gym, I spar and I go straight to the hardware store afterward. Pick up a bunch of lumber and concrete bags like real man shit savvy yeah yeah i'm loving this i'm loving this really right yeah and you know i'm doing all this because the test is peak right and i'm like i'm gonna build my wife some shit yeah you didn't you didn't jerk it off you didn't you go to a tranny video on porn hub and let it fly on the on the bathroom floor you didn't jerk it off. You didn't go to a tranny video on Pornhub and let it fly on the bathroom floor. You got concrete and said, nice. Okay, I'm with you.

I'm following this story. Precisely. And I'm in construction, so this is not unfamiliar territory to me. I could build shit like crazy. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, man, she's getting a baby in her tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

And the Sevan podcast is playing live. Yeah. And I dropped everything that was on my shoulders, and I forgot how to build everything because my testosterone plummeted. Listening to you fuckers talk about UFC 300 like it wasn't the most spectacular fucking thing on planet Earth. I'm so sorry. You're so right. You're so right.

It was like watching The View, dude. You're so right. You're so right. It was like watching The View, dude. You're so right. You're so right. You're right. You're right. Peace and love. I love you guys. I love you too.

You're right. It was that good. He's right. That's amazing. It was. It was outstanding. Bring Darian Weeks back. I know.

Wasn't he a gem? Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? He called me after the show and he's like Hey dude I know you're just using me I'm like Yeah sorry yeah Just using you

Yeah I gotta bring him back He needs to come on regular more Regularly but it's so sweet when he does come on And like I don't even care he's doing it from his car And God I love doing that show With him he's such a good dude Just once a year fly him out and have him give you a haircut oh that would be cool oh live we can do that live yeah that would be cool mike both you guys up and then just get one hey dude i'm thinking if i i was trying to figure out a way if there's a way i could drive to the

knoxville semi-final because i so don't want to fly i don't think it's possible but if i did i could get a haircut from Darian. I'll throw that on the list. That's like 10 extra days. Yeah, and there's no time. Yeah, you'd have to leave right now. Yeah, but I got to go to Carson. Then I'd have to get situated

there and fly to Carson. Yeah, the other way around. Dude, I'm four hours away and I don't even know if I'm going to make it and I would love to just to see some of the sevenistas. How's the baby? Especially David Weed. If he showed up, I would spar with him. Oh, please, David Weed ain't fucking doing nothing.

He's not even a real person. Hey, how's the baby? Oh, she's great. Yeah, she didn't die or nothing. Of course, it was... You just have irrational thoughts the whole time but yeah she got over it it's all good who got over wait wait what are you talking to no i said how's the baby oh i'm sorry you forgot i called in last week or two weeks ago so asking because she was sick and i was just oh oh right right she's good now what you would do sorry context context

oh you know what did i know that was you i don't think we knew that you you didn't you didn't like say my name or anything like that but i know you've done that in the past because you just allow the caller to right sorry i didn't know sorry i didn't know that was dumb of me no i should have i should have said it was me it's all good i don't know. That was dumb of me. No, I should have said it was me. It's all good. I don't know. Whatever. Hey, would you punch a man? Would you punch a woman in the face? I've thought about it. But would you do it?

No. No. What about a man wearing rads? Would you punch a man wearing rads? I'd kick his legs out from underneath him yeah that's how i feel yeah i agree that wouldn't be cool you know what i take that back if you want

to call yourself a woman that bad and you're that fucking weirdo uh the clown lady that um you showed the other day oh from seattle stephanie muller yeah stephanie muller yeah i would punch her in the fucking neck i mean him it would you motor would you motorboat would you motorboat stephen muller if i knocked it out i would motorboat it just a quick motorboat and then run oh my god they're doing they're doing tranny violence on the Sevan podcast. I can't believe it. Dylan is a professional fighter. He fights for a living. No one get all weird.

This is just what he does. It would be like getting upset at someone talking about swinging a hammer who is a construction worker. It's just what he does. Dylan, are you on Instagram? Chris Bisterfeld is asking. Yeah. Dylan Vowellfeld's asking. Yeah. Dylan Vowell, RFM. Okay. Relentless Forward Movement, baby.

Nice. I don't even know if I follow you in this new account. Relentless. One of the 10 accounts you've had over the past. Relentless what? Relentless what? Dylan Vowell. No, no, no.

It's Dylan Vowell, RFM. It used to be Relent. Dylan Vowell. No, no, no. It's Dylan Vowell RFM. It used to be Relentless Dylan Vowell. Oh, let me see. It's Dylan Vowell RFM. Let me see if I can spell your name. D-I-L-L-O-N-V-O-W-E-L-L. Jesus Christ, that was fast. There's Dylan Lowen.

Hey, do you know? Hey, by the way. Oh, Dylan Vowell. Who started the group chat? What group? Oh, I don't follow you. I do the group who started the group chat what group oh i don't follow you i do now oh what group chat the 70s group chat oh i don't know i have no idea i did i was on the podcast like two and a half years ago i'm not even in the fucking thing what the hell someone sent me an invite. Come on. I heard it's just

crazy in there. Oh, I want to be in there. I just realized it was a thing. Alright. Yeah. Love you guys. Alright, love you too, buddy. Other than the beginning.

Hey, listen, I'm going to go to Home Depot and just walk around the aisles and pick up testosterone there you go all right ciao love you guys love you too dick butter I got booted from it oh you did get booted

he got he got booted what would you get booted for like sending in a dick pic or something just get a little crazy oh who knows i don't know i just made that up um i have to run to the gym though i'll see you later all right wait hold on i'm gonna get off too oh look i don't even follow travis bellinghausen now i do follow back jesus christ there's so many people i don't follow that i need to call okay i love you guys see you tonight with hayley adams susan thank you caleb thank you uh love you guys uh bye