The Sevan Podcast - New Year's Eve - Leave Your Feelings at the Door

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

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God, dog. Look at you, buddy. Oh Man I Remember that I remember that. I remember that. It's sad I can name all those events from the clips those were taken from. Oh you can? Probably. Yeah that's amazing. I mean the Josh Bridges won 2014 push-pull event with Rich Froning. I mean how could you forget that? That last clip of Annie was 2012 the Rope Climb Clean and Jerky event on Friday night crazy. I don't my brain doesn't even work like that at all Yeah, mine just goes up to like 2016 and then Mine goes. Oh, that's the redheaded girl from Iceland and Carson. She's cool as shit. Yeah Was cool as shit Matt Burns, what's up? How are you? Jethro hi

Joshua hello. Oh, happy new you? Jethro, hi. Joshua, hello. Oh, happy new year in Florida. Oh yeah. Vindicate. Peace and love. I wanna play a little game with you guys. One of my friends took this chocolate black penis the other day and sent me and Susan some others a video and

he put this in his mouth and gagged on it. Which one of my friends did that? Which one of my friends? Oh my God. I'll give you guys a hint. It's not this one. Which one of my friends sent me and Susan Tyler video of him pushing this thing into his mouth and actually gagging on it

if it wasn't anybody other than who it was i would have guessed myself which one of my friends took a black cock replica oh man miniature black cock replica could be white you don't know it's chocolate shoved it into his mouth and gagged on it the chat is definitely way off you You guys are not are they? They can't be way off are they? 100% Greg no not Greg not all it gets so yes now you a hunter. No another great guess Taylor Shall not be named he's a bald guy with a mustache he was was on Glidden things. Yeah. Yeah, I missed that today Oh, is he on today? Yeah, and he was still sending shit in the chat

I was like watching it I was listening to the show and I saw what he sent in our group chat and then I commented on the show What the fuck? How many times has he been on the show? Apple now quite a few three four Joe? Uh, a couple now, quite a few. Three, four. Oh, Kylie just sent me a video from Nashville.

Oh shit. Yeah, she sat in the front row. I don't want to tell you guys her experience, but she got some good stories. Who'd she take? She took Joe. Not Heidi. No, I think she wishes, I think she wishes, I think she wishes she would have taken Heidi.

Yeah, how can you not wish she would have taken Heidi? Yeah, much better time with Heidi. But yeah, she's there. Wanna love, happy new year. Can you believe it? What time is it where you're at, Tyler? 12.05. Yeah.

It's been a year. Wow, and you're awake. Yeah. are you gonna be drinking tonight? No, I I got this out just in case Okay, I haven't opened this since the wedding that we drink all of this on the wedding I think it's like me and my brothers and I was like, I'll get it out just see what happens. Okay, I Haven't been doing anything Not land man, but not even one sip No, there you go. Well, there's the sip. What is it? Whiskey basil Hayden bourbon whiskey. Oh, look at that. He's not it Wow

Oh, he knew yeah right away is it good I don't know leave a message thank you Jesus Christ bring me some booze oh sorry services over I'm gonna get nine I'm gonna get some booze oh you mean the bar service yeah your service oh Tim Brown I remember when you played for the Raiders Happy New Year from Phoenix sounds like a war zone here non-stop fireworks Oh, that's awesome. Happy New Year Jody land. Holy cow. Yo, yo yo happy new year on my seven East's. Let's fucking go Happy new year. Thank you, dear. Yeah. Thanks. Jody. All work here is complete. We've made money Can we shut down the show now? Is it?

Yeah, no, I'll like all of it. We're not gonna do any of it anymore Shut it all down for that for night 44 49 99 We reached it. What is what is someone like John Young do on New Year's? We could double the oval teen take two baths In the same water, though. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Same dirty water.

So Dave Castro had a weekend review. I think it's short. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, maybe he didn't. I thought he did. Was it yesterday? No, he definitely did. Yeah. Oh, yesterday. Okay. You have been wearing those nose strips at night. How's that like, dude, I feel like it's made me better out working out. Because you know, my my nose has always been I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm a little

nasally when I talk. I don't know if you've never noticed Yeah, no, no never noticed Wow, but dude I've been wearing them at night to like breathe better when I sleep But like in my like it just opens it up more and I feel like in my workouts it helps out a little bit, too Sometimes my nose is so stuffy. I can't breathe and I have to pull on these nostrils to breathe ever do that That's kind of like the breeze strip Cuz I hit I jumped into a, I was high on ketamine in college. What's that feel like?

That's one of the drugs I've never done. It's gonna be a good story when it starts with, I was high on ketamine. Do you know what? I went to someone's house to do some Coke and they said they didn't have Coke and they only had ketamine. And so I snorted a couple lines of ketamine

and then I was like, hey, you guys wanna go over to the pool on campus and go swimming? They said, yeah. So we all rode our bikes over there, like 20 of us. I just I got off my bike, scaled the fence, jumped in the pool in the shallow and broke my nose, got out and came back over the fence before anyone else had come over.

I was that dude, you know what I mean? You know, I just imagine as a cartoon character, like, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Yeah. You break it and you're like, well, all right, they're going home. I just imagine as a cartoon character like broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop broop strips in them. And I never snorted ketamine ever again. That was my only ketamine experience. That's how you did ketamine. They told me that I would feel disassociated, I remember from my body, but I didn't feel

Yeah, I didn't feel I don't know what I felt. I was drunk. Hey, Susa. Um, that's what all the all the commercials for on Instagram for all any of the breathing shit says You'll breathe better. You'll sleep better and you'll get better fitness. They all say that you know what I mean? Like yeah longer you'll talk better. You'll work the bench more. Yeah, it's been about two weeks So anecdotally it's worked well so far. Yeah I would love I would love to go to a doctor and have them numb my shit and just take a screwdriver and shove it in my nose and clear that passageway because

whatever broke like I can't breathe through one nostril unless I do that. Yeah. And I can only sleep on one side because that other side just collapses when I sleep on the wrong side. You know what I mean? Is it normal to be able to breathe through both because I'm pretty sure like I'm a one-sided all the time, too Yeah, I think it's normal. I think like yeah, if you want to be like smart like Suza You got to breathe through both nostrils. You get twice the o2 to the brain It's a weird with like that. I saw you have this book. So on did you it's called breathe By that it probably read like the first five pages

Okay Because he talked about like we used to sleep without all our mouth closed, which helped open it up, and then something changed along the way. Something changed, man. You know what else I heard the other day which really pissed me off, is that it's better for your brain to sleep on your side. That you get somehow better blood flow.

I trained myself so hard to be able to fall asleep on my back. I forced myself to learn that. I agree, and my shoulders would disagree that it's good, like good to sleep on your side because I fucking my shoulders hurt so bad. And that's the number one reason why. When you sleep on your side, you sleep like this. No, I'm like this.

Oh, but their arm totally numb. I used to sleep like this all the way over. And then I forced myself to sleep like this all the way over and then I forced myself to sleep like this and when I was like this I was having all sorts of wet dreams that I was fucking all these chicks and when I started sleeping like this I was getting re-upped pegged by dudes. As soon as I started sleeping like this. Wow. So weird right? Yeah I could see the T levels dropping though. Yeah totally as soon as you sleep like this you're toast yeah I went from giving it to taking it that easy I went back but I didn't I squat clean 155 today nice yeah is that a

current PR yeah I mean yeah yeah for sure what's lifetime, probably 205, 215. Hi, could you bring me at some point, could you bring me some, a bottle of something in a shot glass? Just in case I bottle of some in a shot glass. Yeah, at some point. Oh, there's no rush. Okay. Okay. A bottle of anything. I mean, not like, not like water, Like something with alcohol. Yeah, I know I got that. I think you're cut off. Okay. I'm kidding.

Bye. They were playing the coolest game when I came on the show. They're playing this game where there's three dice and everyone starts with money and you roll these dice and they have like a letter R and a letter L do you know that right left right center yeah that's my shit yeah we play that every Christmas Eve yeah and I won and then but I gave the money back to the pile because as much kids there right and then another and then I think another adult one so they gave the money but it looked I was like oh this is stupid and then like halfway through I'm

like fuck I got a podcast this game is cool it's a fun game you get into it I think another adult one. So they gave the money, but it looked, I was like, oh, this is stupid. And then like halfway through, I'm like, fuck, I got a podcast. This game is cool. It's a fun game. You get into it. Yeah. What's the biggest stack of money? Can you start with like each person has like, oh, I guess $3 always since there's only three dice.

Well, three bills. So you could play with fives or twenties. We played with one person. You had a five, five and a 20. And then we had a bunch of people play. Wow. That changes the game. We also may or may not have had small shot glasses and every time your money got wiped out you had a shot Wow because you know how it goes right you can have no money for a while and you could get back in the game

and yeah you've circular you know do you know the guy how do you yeah what what are the rules do you want me to explain it you know the dice Tyler? How do you yeah? What are the rules? Do you want me to split it? You know the dice has an L and R and a C and then three dots if you roll an L You have to give one of your dollars to a guy if you roll two L's you have to have two of your dollars to the left to the left Ours you give it to the right dot is nothing and a C is you put it in the pot Okay, cool Even if you're out of money, you can keep playing because someone might pass their money to you Right. Dot is nothing and a C is you put it in the pot. Okay. Cool. And even if you're out of money,

you can keep playing cause someone might pass their money to you. So you never got all the money. Yeah. I want to until all the money's in the center and there's only one dude with one or two bills left and he's the winner. It's pretty intense. Hey, that's a, that's a, um, that would be crazy to play with twenties. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Can you guess the type of people I played with? Were they into the aerosol arts no, no, but they're

What he said it's a Filipino family that I always hang out with and have been friends with since high school But like their whole family so every time there'd be something like all of the aunts and uncles would come so we came really close With them through high school and stuff thank you i've never i can take shots in the bottle oh there is a cork you got there i shouldn't take shots of this okay i'll sip it thank you uh no this less is good Thank you. Uh, no, this. That's good. What about a clean? What about a clean glass?

No, this is good. This is data. This is good. This is the kids. I want that one. So we did with all our shot glasses growing up. Did what with them? We'd make potions and really we'd get like

Nyquil out and mix it with like fucking detergent and one shit bubble. It was terrible. And you drink it? No. Oh. My parents would always walk in they'd be like what the fuck are you doing? And we'd be like nothing. We're just seeing what happens. And it's like, but I think if they had left us unattended long enough, one of us would have tried it had to. Yeah. Did you guys ever drink Nyquil as kids? Do you ever party with Nyquil like, like little way? No, never just drank a bottle.

Get a knife. No, not either. I've heard dudes like I would see dudes do that growing up and it would like essentially make them retarded. Not that I mean, I've done the pro methazine and coding. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah just like it's like uh just go to CVS and buy something that's green for coffee. No this stuff you can't just buy you gotta have it prescribed. Oh yeah like the co-methadiene and protein like I don't even know if that's the right name for it. Probably someone will correct me in

the comments. I'm sure of it but uh what's the is that what it needs to be? Yeah it's like the purple drink you'd mix with sprite was like super popular in like early 2000. I have had some of that. One of the Cody Robo Robo tripping. Yeah, I know. And you would know, of course, you would know. Don't worry. I want to murder beach. First time I went on spring break, some guy was like, you want some of this? He just called a purple drink. I was like, what is he? He was like, it some of this he just called a purple drink I was like what is he was like this alcohol and sprite I was like this is the best

fucking thing I've ever tasted had no idea who that dude was and I still look back and been like that was probably kind of dumb that was but it worked out did you do you see shit on that do you hallucinate on that I didn't I don't think I had enough but or does it just make you super chill it says that coding cocktail lean became a popular topic in his lyrics Yeah It just made you I don't know. I didn't I wasn't into it We like drank that and then essentially fell asleep got great sleep though, but I don't think that was the point

Yeah, every time I'm go ahead Tyler. Well, I know like people, people take like, they'll smoke weed or, or eat an edible before they go to bed. And that makes no sense to me. When I'm, when I've smoked weed and tried to sleep, it's like I'm laying there and like my eyes are closed, but it's like, I'm not sleeping. Yeah. I'm like, who has access to my phone? Where's my wallet? Did I lock the car door? It's like everything's shut down but my brain's not off. Dude Fuck weed fuck edibles And I've only taken Nyquil asleep better, but I love a good excuse to take Nyquil.

Oh, Nyquil. I'm gonna go to the store and get Nyquil just drink like three shots, like one every hour for three hours until you're fucking out. Wrong weed. Oh, shut up. It's all I smoke the sativa because what it does is it's different than the Indica. And sometimes when I'm really on edge, I get a blend and I sprinkle some hash on it. No for the hybrid athletes yeah I'm really just in the CBD I only do the 5% THC one I look go straight to it she's all about the psilocybin oh Carla mushrooms yeah legal

here in it'll Oakland California hey I swear to God that dude, the Goruk guy, I would be willing to bet that guy does mushrooms. Yeah, he's a micro-dozer for sure. That guy is so intense. The owner of Goruk when he's at the games, he's so intense. I'm like, where have I seen that before? Oh Yeah When you're on mushrooms dudes if you're if you're like if you're not too high and you're just a little high your eyes Get off fucking big and dilated and you're like You're like the most passionate human being in the fuck Swear to God I see the whole world in that one grain of sand

No breathing. It's talking to me. The essence of God is in everything. I'm just like, okay. Every drug I've ever done makes me want to hide from everybody. Yeah, that's me. That's pretty much me too. Go mushroom. Go shroom. Very well played weakest. Yeah. Yeah. I I wanna, me too. Unless it's Coke.

I did Coke a handful of times. I did meth once for like 60 days straight. What do you got there? Can you see this cowboy dude? Like an Atari cowboy? Yeah, it's like, I can't. Can't get it to focus. Oh, there you go.

There it is. Oh, that's an illegal. That's an illegal for sure. That's literally illegal for sure. That's literally like a rodeo sign they put up there in the coffee shop I go to out here, like made this whole thing of it. It's pretty funny.

Somebody asked what I was drinking, so. For all the drugs that I've done, where I was alone, it was fine. But then the one that I should, like you could be with people on those drugs But then the one that I should, like, you could be with people on those drugs. And the one that I should have been alone on, I was with a bunch of people.

I did DMT and I had like 50 people around me watching me do it. Worst decision of my entire life. Were they on it? No. Oh no. I was like the, that was the canary. How old were you? I was 24. The the first time I did LSD I was in some dude's house I hadn't seen like in two years that I went

to high school with and I went over to his house to hang out with him and some friends and only he was there and he gave me some LSD I'd never done it before and he put on Ren and Stimpy and away you go. And I'm gonna scare the shit out of you for the next two yeah and I watch I was like god this drug is horrible this drug is horrible MK ultra yeah there you go no I didn't smoke meth and who smokes meth they're from the south Tyler right on the West Coast on the West Coast their their picture tells me Mississippi on the West Coast we snort it yeah that was good college was good 60 days straight yeah now fentanyl ruined all that. I used

to do ecstasy for New Year's Eve at raves for years. I did ecstasy for like 60 days straight too. I went on this little 60 day MDMA. That's it. Those are some commit. That's some commitment. Like some people do nutrition challenges. You're like drug challenges. Get on my level I started a party. I started podcast 3030 pounds I did lose 30 pounds. I dropped to 135 when I was on MDMA was crazy Hey, there was like three weeks where I decided I was only gonna eat bananas and tomatoes and I did it well During my like MDMA binge Is and potatoes no tomatoes Oh tomatoes yeah Wow there's no way that's like system I went from 155 to 135 great. I was fucking high. Yeah Already lines of MDMA surrounded by

chicks Tomatoes and bananas, What do you think? Your first steak must have been incredible. Following that diet. Drop to 135. Someone needs to give me a plug. Is that what the lines call the plug? No, like somebody to buy it from.

Oh, the plug. One of my, I've told you guys this story. I've actually shown it online, but I gave it away one of my employees when I worked at CrossFit as a thank-you present Gave me a couple hits of MDMA Well, you were recently I've reconnected with them after like four years and not seen him and I'm like, hey dude I want to give this back to you. Oh score for him. Yeah like you think it's still good he's like yeah it's fine yeah it ain't expired no smoking no I'm drugs are bad for you don't do drugs hey Dylan Taylor loves the belt dude Taylor love the BMS belt. Yeah loves the belt. Yeah, he was super stoked about it. He can't believe how high quality it is. He can't he's completely stoked. It's

gonna be a New Year's Eve. He'll never forget with the BMS. I've heard he wears it when he has sex. Allegedly. Yeah. When he puts a black chocolate. All right. Our fearless leader, Dave Castro, does a weekly weekly review. And he did another one. This is the second one since coming out of the closet since his return to the coming out of the closet. I guess we give this a whirl. Here we go. Dave Gastro. 2024. This one will be pretty quick. Don't have a ton to talk about. Since I did the one last week, not a lot has happened since then. I saw Greg last week. He came into town for a couple days

and I had dinner with him some of the old team I was there. Thank you for mentioning me and then the next day we went to his house and he gave a talk presentation on What he's gonna present on and talk about at his seminar his broken science seminar. Susa was there. I Wonder people could hear it. I don't know if you'll be able to turn up. It was I can't turn it up. Yeah, I'll lower my volume here. I'll lower my. I don't think that's going to help. I think it's just low. The YouTube video in and of itself, guys, was low. But when I lower my volume, they can turn the TV up and then not get out by me when I talk. You know what I mean? Yeah.

On January, I guess it's the 11th and 12th. I think it's two days. It might be one day. I was planning on going, but I'm not going to be able to make it out because I'll be traveling. So he kind of just gave a couple hour overview of the content and how he's going to present it to those that will be in attendance It's always Okay. Okay. Jesus Christ. Wait the weakest ginger that tree has an asshole

Thank you Student observation Hey listen and said he worries about putting seeds and sugar or sugar in his body. Dude, that was 30 years ago. I haven't done drugs in 30 years. Completely recovered. Okay, there we go. Hey, I bought I didn't buy my ecstasy pills to I got the MDMA powder pure made my dad's

fine. It's fine if you get themMA powder pure. It made my dad's fine It's fine if you get them handed to you. It was a deal. It was working. It was organic. Okay. Yeah, holy shit Are those Fergie's daughters? Holy shit, I weighed in at 271 today switched iron plates. Oh You weigh 110 pounds more than me. That's crazy. Congratulations on the beautiful family. I'm marron. As they say. You let the boys try drugs. That's I it's not really your choice. Tyler quiet. No. Never will they ever.

Look at this is this is a healthier response. The tree has a vagina. There you go. I like that. Yeah Vagina No, they're not gonna do any drugs. They're probably never gonna leave the house the other day I heard them making plans to move out. I put an end to that like shut up. No, I'm not gonna do that the What the fuck is your problem? Because they're like, we're fucking cool. Why wouldn't we live together? We're outta here. Where the fuck you going? You going nowhere? It's always inspiring to hear him talk and to hear him share what invigorates him and keeps him going right now. The content that he's interested in and the source of inspiration that drives him.

Jesus Christ, I'm texting Dave right now. See, remember when I told you, I was like, I was curious what you're gonna think about this one. What the fuck is going on, dude? Yeah. What do you mean? I can't fucking hear a word he's saying. I've only had two drinks tonight and I still can't hear him.

So what do I say, what's the feedback? Is she just like, you good? Not the volume is low. Just didn't see what he says and he's like, what's going on? Like dude, the volume is really low and you look like you had to, you were forced to do this. Is everything okay? How open-ended that is. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, like put them on edge, you know, he's like about what about what if? If Susa texted me that I would be like, well, I guess not

Okay, he wrote back why see see instant response I am watching Video See see instant response. I am watching How you her video? Number one, baby barely hear you or maybe like number 10 or 15 or 20 did you get into did you get into drugs? I write that to him. Are you? Start smoking weed So are you talking so low Did you start smoking weed And did you choose to film a video right after your first time these are these are our questions criminy I

Better leave him alone. He'll fucking tell me Yeah, Don is pointing the camera from behind the phone it It's like you're going to say this and you're going to like it. Jesus. Okay, here we go. Is always a piece of inspiration for myself because he's such a he's such an innovator and he is so intelligent and he is able to convey complex. Is his hat a girl leaning back like this, grabbing her feet, grabbing her ankles? Like a dancer doing a big old jump? Yeah.

Or is it that one? The Dave Matthews dancing pixie? No, it's not that. No, doesn't he wear like some hiking or hiking hunting company that has like a rhino. Zoom in on it. No, don't, because it's going to expose how stupid of a response I just gave. Is that a girl with her ears pinned back on her ankles? Her her her back on her ears? That's it. Sure

But you see a rhino in that now. Mmm, that would be a dumb I mean it could it's white. It could be a white rhino How is how are there no hunting or gun people in the chat that don't know what this is? Oh, here we go. It looks like a flashlight. All right Chad that don't know what this is. Oh, here we go. It looks like a flesh light. All right I don't know if that was referring to that comment Uh jizz, how do you know what a dendro philia is i'm afraid to even look that word up Too late gotta do it dendro philia. Oh, thank you, Mike. That was the name.

Oh, Kulo. Kuyo. Yeah. Oh, that's a cool picture. He's like playing poker or blackjack or some shit. Doing something that's expensive. Oh no, he's playing left, right, center. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. This is unbearable this one Doesn't look like it nobody else That's what you should ask him sit and listen to him talk in that environment I'm always incredibly impressed at his depth of knowledge and incredibly inspired. He just said Greg's mark Really smart. So it was a really cool session Fun hanging with Greg. I won't be able to attend his actual seminar. But for those who are able to make it,

who are thinking about going, definitely check it out. Because his messages is very interesting and very powerful and very, I think that what I enjoy most of it, honestly, and this is probably because of my friendship with him for the past almost 20 years, is just seeing his passion conveyed through the content. And I've seen that for almost two decades through CrossFit. And honestly, in the last few years of his work with Prospect, he was already pivoting towards... This is very sentimental.

He's basically saying he likes to see Greg happy. Yeah. It's got to be like seeing Greg out in his element again. Because like of all the places that Greg shines, that's, that really is it. And he took a hiatus from that for awhile. So it's got to feel good. You mean like he's a bit of a showman, like he needs to get in front of people and talk and express himself and share big ideas and yeah, he definitely, he's

this, he's definitely in a very inspired state right now. It's the broken science content and concept. And to see that same passion in this work, that's what keeps me honestly most interested is it's just seeing his passion for something and how powerful it is in his his life so that's a good time it's been a couple days Sevan was there oh shit nice you to mention me Dale Saran nice you to mention him is Kathy no Suza I was in I was a few others wait a few others there were only two other people besides everybody. All right.

Well, you didn't have to tell everybody that was that. It was just you and one other person. A few others. Literally excluded. Yeah, he excluded you. I'm going to tell you everyone except two people. Now you need to text him, Suza. Are we okay?

Down south, a couple hours south of here. They were two separate competitions. He's saying he went to a shooting competition. Day one was a rimfire competition. I did okay there. Day two, the wheels kind of came off head. Jesus Christ. Issues. I did not do good there, but. 1.5 speed.

Just give me more motivation to practice You shit the bed at a shooting competition back and do well this week on Saturday. I'll be heading to CrossFit overload I'll be there for his he moved into a new gym John LaValle did and excited about that CrossFit overloads in Southern, California Temecula, California, he's been around for a long time the Gravats used to own the gym That's up here in the area and you can stop by Look up look up what time it's gonna start up here in the area and you can stop by. Look up what time it's gonna start, flying in for the day and then flying out.

And then actually the next week when we're in Nashville, we're gonna also have a little affiliate gathering with some of the local affiliates in Nashville. Small group, those close to downtown Nashville. You're going to Nashville? That's cool. Are you gonna see Rich Froney? So when's he doing that?

The 10th? 11th? Sounds like it. Why, what's going on then? Oh, do you know something? Put it in the private chat. No, I'll be in Nashville, doing some stuff with Spin on that weekend.

Oh really, are you guys accepting an award? Yeah, a major award. Next year with- How many people work at this at the spin magazine? The only one who really works I think is spin Editors does he have Zero zero editors. How many graphics people does he have? Zero, how many technologists does he have if you include John Young negative one?

How many technologists does he have? If you include John Young, negative one. To mine, it's a liability. How is spin so good? When he said that he wrote 100 or 481 of the 501 articles from this year, I was like, how, how did you do that? that? I know how he did it, but how? It's two a day, dude, basically, with some days off to gather other shit or breathe.

And if you've looked at what he's been doing lately, it's seven a day. And he has a day job. And he has 800 and something Instagram posts on top of that as well. So he's publishing all of those across multiple platforms. And here I was like, my goal was one article a week and he's doing like seven a day. What's his?

Well, do we know how much the morning chocolate sold to wherever the fuck they went for? Barbin. Is it 100000? Is it 5000? is it a million I? Would imagine it's got to be over 750 Yeah, I wonder why you'd know that I know like why would you buy them before you would fucking I mean They had a crazy email list. They had a crazy email list. I mean, Spence crushing them. Yeah, but it has seemed weird

that they would just value it off an email list. Like, a person that don't open their email. That's what it is though. I mean, like, dude, like you know how it is. People only wanna know impressions, but they never think about what the value of our followers are. Like how tied in we are with our followers the same thing with emails

They just they have a metric that they look at and they're like, this is the one we want It's like yeah, but I have something that's way more valuable You're gonna send an email out to 2 million people and four of them are gonna read it Yeah, but I'll give you an email with list with 50,000 on it and over half to three quarters are gonna open that and They won't do it. And spin now has the newsletter that goes out. Yep. So he's building an email list.

Yep. Yeah. I mean, this is, this is just crazy. Emma Carey retired. Well, how can you retire from something you weren't doing? That's an interesting question to the lifetime friends I've made, the coaches and mentors, I'll forever be grateful to the brands who have supported me. Oy vey.

I think I should post one of these and we should copy paste in real time that caption into chat GPT and say make this sound more manly and like rich frowning and then whatever spits out I'll just post with the picture of the competitors I've had the honor of sharing the floor with those who cheered for me or sent kind messages thank you from the bottom of my heart. If I ever quit, I'll text you guys and I won't tell anybody else. Is she injured?

Is she injured? No, she just talks about like she went through like an identity crisis and stuff like that. You're supposed to go through an identity crisis at 20 in your 20s. That's what your 20s are for. I went through one like every year. Yeah. Like if you did. That went through my head in the 20s. Yeah if you don't go through an identity crisis in your 20s you ain't living. Wouldn't you say that's fair Yeah For sure at least one It'd be weird if you didn't write Like I mean, it's not kind of like an evolution like a you know, yeah You need to be certain means that early 20s to mid 20s

Yeah, you need to be searching for shit in your 20s like deeply Deeply when you're powerful and strong and Sarah Cox happy new year from Hawaii rub it in there Sarah happy new year I know it's 630 where she's at right now oh she's not even close to new year she won't you're not gonna be awake by midnight are you Sarah she got kids and she had that video that we got with that like early morning sunrise shot yeah that, that was crazy, right? I don't get like super jealous about much, but like seeing one of those that I'll never forget. Talking to Sevan on the phone, on the tarmac in Hawaii,

it just happened that you happened to call me as soon as I landed in Hawaii. And I was like so sleep deprived. And you were just talking me up about how awesome Hawaii was I can't even remember why we Why we were talking well, when was that? I don't even know this is early. This is early on in our relationship How long have we known each other? Probably two and a half three years since before we went to the first water pelusa. Yeah Hey before we went to the first Wadaplooza. Yeah. Hey, I want to talk about Wadaplooza here. I want to talk about doing media stuff and say I want to read this though. A clock I

used to believe the feeling of winning made all the adultery, pride and selfishness worth it and then I actually experienced winning I don't know what that means. Did she write that? May I hope she did that'd be hilarious crossfit is the double that's what she's saying crazy word salad I'm 60 and I've had three identity crises. Oh, that's solid Briana goes to one every month. 730. Um, you know, we were reflecting Susan I the other day. And early on, early on when I started filming, I just realized that this the media space in general is just full of

assholes like even before I got to CrossFit, like just film guy film people are just assholes, especially people in LA. Like I would be places and no one wants to share anything, no one wants to do comradery, no one wants to be nice, no one wants to share shit. Like it is a really fucking nasty cutthroat space. And then I came to the CrossFit space

and there was no one doing media here. So I always experienced it as pretty positive. Because I had been around forever so everyone's going to be nice to me and I worked at HQ and then I had all the high positions and everything. But every once in a while I would meet an asshole. I would still meet an asshole. Or people just would be assholes to me who didn't even know who I was and I'd be at the cross, you know, somewhere. But then Sousa went and filmed at Wada Palooza.

And I told him, I said, hey, people are gonna be assholes. Don't get into it with anyone. And he came back from there and he's like, whoa. And I go, what? He goes, like, I didn't even, I couldn't even fathom what assholes everyone is. I don't know why this space is like that.

I really don't know why this space is like that. It's weird. I, I'm never a dick when I'm filming ever. I mean like you, maybe to like a security guard, like if they're like, Hey, this pass can't get you through here. I'll be like, what the fuck? I just came through here like that, maybe to like a security guard, like if they're like, hey, this pass can't get you through here. I'll be like, what the fuck? I just came through here like that. But never to my fucking peers, never to like young people, the new people, nothing. I never big Dick anyone. I never. What are we going to say Tyler?

Well, just that like seven or Susa was like brushing shoulders with people and it took me another couple of months before I was like at a semi-final It's doing the same thing and I took note of the people who were assholes back then. No, did I? It's it's kind of it's kind of crazy. Like it's almost like they can't give you the time. They're not Or yeah, that's what he says So the other day there was some the other day there was some fucking peon mouthing off on instagram Suza's like that guy was an asshole to me, too I'm like really he's like yeah that dude tried to big dick me too and he told me the story's like what the fuck dude

All that comes and bites you in the ass by the way all like Oh All of it there By the way, there's nothing you're gonna get that you can't share with someone else. Like there's no reason ever to hog your footage, your pictures. You were not even in that world. It's totally an ego thing. That's all it is. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And I remember the assholes vividly, but I also remember the handful of people

that were really cool, too. They stand out like freaking giant stars. The bar is so low. Yeah. I mean, that's true, too. All you have to do is just not be a dick. Yeah. But it felt like the ones who were really nice and gave me the time of day, like, were,

like, it was just so, it was like, you had eaten nothing but salt your whole life, and some of them gave you a glass of water and that glass of water tastes like sugar because you've had just nothing but salt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was it was it was really refreshing every time somebody. It's nice. Hey, pretty much a drop names you just just look you know all of them. You just just look you know all of them You know every single one of them just go look on the internet Hey, I'll tell you this there'll be a fucking thousand people that won't like the fact that I don't like vaccines You won't see here one fucking filmmaker. No one ever say that I was fucking rude to him at an event. Nobody

pleasant to every Craig from Craig Richie to Anyone like I am so fucking pleasant like we're there to fucking do a job That was what I but it's like 90% assholes in the pit 90% assholes and a lot of just really insecure people. Unfortunately, this is a lot of really fucking insecure women Just being fucking bitches for no fucking reason. Yeah, like just crazy. I'm just telling you, like, just trying to punk you. Sorry, what were you gonna say, Tyler?

Well, it was great. When you finally came to the games, I remember the hype of all of us being like, oh shit, it's finally happening. Since we had kind of been a group, and I was so stoked to have to go nose to nose with somebody who you Yeah, and then

when it went Perfectly every single time where you just yeah would win them over or it was like a great interaction Or things would just like be cordial. I was like, oh wow. I had a blast with, for two days it was just me and Tommy and Heber and Marsden in the pits basically. Like everyone else seemed like to vanish. I had a blast with them. That's because you had access, nobody else had.

Yeah, I had a blast. I hung out with Lauren and Tommy and Heber and Marsden and I was like, wow. It was like- Where'd everybody else go? I don't know where the fuck everyone went. Everyone you had access was protesting. But Susan, they were assholes, right? Yeah, for sure. I mean, there's people that step in front of you.

There was one in the, the weird part was, is it felt a little bit like going behind enemy lines because, you know, we were kind of up and coming podcasts at that point. We barely had access. We were trying live stuff for the first time. I just had a cell phone. So it was like a little bit of that. But yeah, I mean, I definitely, you know, people step over you, people nudge in front of you and you had instructed before you, you had warned me that that would happen.

And you were like, and hey, by the way, don't worry about it. Just let everybody go. Just be super cool. Like, you know, we'll get our shots regardless. So and that's the way I acted. So anybody that stepped forward, it wasn't like I was, you know, confrontational whatsoever. It was like, oh, hey, did you need to get in the spot? And a couple people kind of like turning to give you the head nod and the assholes would just step in front of you and then assume more space.

And that was the thing that pissed me off. It's fine if you want to get in front of me and don't think that whatever. You need to get the shot over me. And you probably do. I had the iPhone and you have some fucking fancy camera. But it's one thing. You shouldn't judge someone by by their camera either you shouldn't judge someone by the camera Yeah, the second year I got made fun of a lot because I had that huge mono tripod with just a phone But uh, but yeah I mean it was one of those situations were like you kind of let them in and you're like

Create the space and you at least to have some sort of acknowledgement that you did that and there's people that stepped over and almost Were like they took you long that and there's people that stepped over and almost were like It took you long enough and now I need more space Yeah, you know who is the opposite of that which it was really cool when he did like cool like nice. Yeah was Rick Jones oh You care like do you care? I need to get this shot real quick. I'll move right back I was like Rick don't even fucking ass just like get in front of me and then later when he definitely needed the spot he would like put the camera right next to my head and he'd be like don't

fucking move yeah here's the rule here's the rule down there you can fucking rest your dick on my shoulder like it's all good we're all in there you can put your balls up on my face but when I'm'm filming, don't bump me. Don't tap the fence. Everyone just stay fucking still and be cool. I don't give a fuck if you, if you fart down there, like I don't care. Just don't be, don't move. Once you're we're squished in there, like a jigsaw puzzle, everyone be cool. No one move.

Yeah. No one move. Everyone just be chill. No one bump anyone, like do anything. Like it's, it's cool. Everyone's cool. Yeah. But but the the Rick Jones type do definitely stand out right because you get a lot of that shit

especially I did at first but like there was a lot of cool people Carlos bone Jonathan Ortega Rick you know like all those guys were super cool right off the bat even helped out in a lot of cases there's people kind of like you want to see succeed too down there I'm trying to think like. Like basically any of the new people you want them to succeed. The other people who kind of suck are like film crews that come in. Like from the outside. Yeah, that is awkward.

Yeah, or they're just kind of like, yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're usually don't know where to go. They're usually from Hollywood or something. And they just, they're, they're protocols like, Hey, that's not like this. We all fucking know each other here. We've all sweat on each other, fucking swore at each other on the internet. Like, this is just one messy family. This isn't fucking Hollywood. Like, like, does it, does anyone, I wonder if the buttery bros use, um, what are those things you have people sign when you make a movie?

Like disclosure agreements or something? Contracts or NDAs? Releases? Releases, I wonder if buttery bros have people sign releases? Like when they do a piece with Mitchell Cooper, do they have them sign a release or do they do a piece with Matt Fraser? Do they have them sign a release? I mean I wonder if like, I feel like half those things, it only matters if you're gonna enforce it, right? A little bit. So like, what would happen with that release is they have

footage and they go to publish it and the people are like, hey, pull that down because I don't approve of that anymore. Yeah. And it's like, you could say, hey, I have the release, I guess. And if they still took legal action, like, would they even bother fighting it? I wonder. And here's the thing anyway, wait a sec. Like, like, let's take that to court. Uh, so Tyler, um, you wanted to pull it down. Yeah. Well, uh, why did you let him come film at your house for three days?

What did you think he was going to do with the footage? I think you can win. Yeah. Yeah, probably. And all the shit told me he's coming to film a doc and put it on YouTube. Okay. Well, there you go. Yeah.

I mean, it happened to us. Happened to me. Oh, someone told you to pull something down? Yeah. Someone I know? Yeah. That was with the John stuff with grid. Oh, with the, um, he, I find, um, uh, strong women on attractive.

Uh, no, it was like his whole statements and some of the grid stuff and the, there were brands there that didn't like the, didn't like the publicity. And so we had to take it down and, you know, then you start getting calls from people who act like lawyers or our lawyers and you're like, all right, I guess. Yeah. you start getting calls from people who act like lawyers or are lawyers and you're like, all right, I guess. Yeah. Now we know because it's like, I won't do that again in the future until I have it in writing.

That's kind of fair though, because they let you stream their shit, right? And then you guys said some stuff over their stream they didn't like, and their sponsors didn't put in money. Yeah. But also like, hey, it's kind of the way, but it's like, we didn't sign anything. Like Prince had said this on some interview he did on television where he's like, I don't believe in contracts.

He's like, he just wants to operate and work with people who are his friends. And I have that same feeling, but I've learned like three times now in dealings in CrossFit and other media is like, I'm just gonna have to do a fucking contract, or else I'm gonna have something bad happen. It's more often than not. And so it sucks because it's like, I just want to put I want to put the shit out I wanted to do great I want your shit to do great I want my shit to do great I want everything to work and inevitably something happens where we have to fucking bring take something down or undo something I wonder if you'd have to

though like it's not like I mean I get it from a strategic position you're like look if we're gonna continue to do this like let's not like muddy the waters we'll just pull it down it's the easiest way to do it But if you were just like no Like what really could they do? And at the end of the day like a contract like to me if you're gonna enforce the contract or you're just gonna tell them to Go fuck themselves like you're still kind of burning the bridge like either way. It's like does it matter at that point? Really you're still burning the bridge if you take it down No, if you don't take it down. It's already burned.

If you tell them, if you tell them fuck off, if they're like, Hey, can you do us a favor and take it down? And you're like, no. Like then you've definitely burnt the bridge. W we did a show with this chick. Yeah. The, the identity doctor. It was a great show.

There were some weird things she said in there. Like you're the first man I've talked to in two years and some shit that like. Well, that was all the weird after stuff because she sent all this praise afterwards. Like, free now and like, I'm so glad this first time was with you and like, I like it was, yeah, it was over the top. We're like, cool. You know. And then we got a letter from our lawyers saying that we need to take it down. And, um, so we took it down. And then, no, we waited till we got like three letters yeah and I was just I was just like fuck I put two hours of I put two hours of research into it in two hours of like the podcast why would I take it down

like this sucks I did all this work and um so we took it down and then about a year later recently maybe it's two years later recently, because we streamed all the different platforms. Two years later, just last month, I get this certified letter and it says, hey, you need to take it down off of Facebook. Or wherever rumble, wherever the fuck it is. So I took it down over there. I don't know how to get there anymore.

Yeah, and Susie goes like this. He goes, hey, dude. And I go, what? He goes, what if they ask us to take it down from Twitter? I go, what's up? He goes, we don't know how to get into our Twitter account. We've been trying for two years. Yep.

Damn. So it is what it is there. And the weirdest part about that, there was nothing like over the top about that show. Yeah. It wasn't like, and we've had people come back and then like, Hey, I love the show or hated the show. I wonder if she's mitigating something that she said that you guys don't understand has context and something else to where she's like, I can't have that floating around. I think you guys, I think she's a, I think she, she's a trauma victim.

I think something, something something has happened to her and she saw something on the show that re-aggravated her trauma. I don't even understand trauma. Yeah, something. Well, you understand trauma, you just don't understand dealing with it that way. Yeah, just drink and push it down. That's what I tell my kids all the time. If something happens, I'm like, hey, push it down. Just push it down. Push it where? I'm like, just deep somewhere. Just deal with it later. That pain in your side? Yeah, I shove it right there.

Yeah, compartmentalize that. You can deal with that later. It's called an ulcer. Yeah, push. Push it down. That's what therapy's for. You think of it, you're creating job creation. Okay. You're creating a better future for yourself. Be a man. Push it down. Yeah. Yeah. We were, we were talking about like mean things kids do to each other today. This other family and my family and I'm thinking of just like horrible shit kids do to each other. Like...

Spit in their mouth? Yeah, like that. Like that. Just horrible shit. My wife's like, yeah, this one kid told my other kid that he had a really bad haircut like the fuck How what Said you're bad. No, that's not even bad. Like you got to deal with that. This is haircut bad It's like redosing some bullying that's healthy i told you the other day the other day i did this fucking workout suzzy gave me and i was

laying in the fetal position when i was done for fucking 10 minutes i took off all my clothes put them in the fucking laundry room and walked through the house and ari my youngest looks at me and goes what happened to your dick? It's like that hurt. I'm not even mean. It's like that hurt. I was like that hurt. He's like, what? He's like, you heard it.

I'm like, no, what you said hurt. He's like, well, something's wrong with it. Just trying to help you out, dude. Something's wrong. Yeah. We can talk about your feelings later. We need to get you to an hospital. I'm taking a shower today.

I'm taking a shower today. I'm taking a shower today. And the older twin goes, Joseph goes, he's laying on the floor. I'm in the shower. We have no, the bathroom is just open. There's no doors or curtain or anything. It's just like a free shower in the bathroom. I'm showering. He goes, Hey, and I go, what I go, are you fat? I'm like, I wouldn't call myself fat tubby He starts crying and my wife and goes what'd you say to him? I'm like I don't fucking know I'm getting to I'm naked in the shower

I'm getting to I'm naked in the shower And this motherfuckers crying That's amazing The selfishness that kids have is other otherworldly now, you know next next time you answer that question. I'm fucking shredded Yeah, I'm fucking shredded. What are you talking? That's good. Yeah. Oh man I'm fucking treated. Yeah, I'm fucking treated. What are you talking? That's good. Yeah. Oh man Did you see that lady about the cake thing? To our to our DMS or email or no, I think I saw oh, yes Yes, the San Francisco are

Yeah, I played that on one of the morning shows. She's out of her fucking mind. Do you know the story Tyler? No, there's like a lot of words being thrown here and I don't know Cakes are and she's so fat. She's a hundred pounds overweight and 30 bits in her head First of all, she's her head is so fat and San Francisco hired her as like the the fat acceptance are and she's saying that it's like white supremacy or racism or privilege that if you're at a party and someone offers you a piece of cake and you say no thank you can I have a smaller piece she's saying oh she's saying that it's um playing you're trying to be morally superior if you want a smaller piece of cake i can't believe that that's real

If you want a smaller piece of cake. I can't believe that that's real. Yeah, who cares if you're being morally superior? First of all, it's like, so what if you are? I don't even get, is that bad? By her saying that, it acknowledges that there is a, that is the morally superior move. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. Don't that's hey, that's like, that's like black people can't find the DMV. What do you really? What do you think about black people? There is apparent racism within the do you know the the account can't cancel Ian? Do you know this account no, but I did go down the rabbit hole the 9-eleven one recently cancel You don't know this guy cancel Ian Carroll. Let me show you his account. It's blowing up right now I'll probably know him and just this guy Yes No, I know this guy. He basically said that if you if you're not a free palette, he thinks that a free Palestine is based. Like, if you're not a free Palestine guy you're woke I need to hear it like I

would love to hear his explanation of that there's been a lot of that in Hollywood say that again there's a secret military base in Hollywood that was his first reel oh yeah yeah he got all he got all sorts of wild shit on here the underground bunker bunker CIA. It's New Year's in central time. Wait, Standy has kids? Or maybe fur babies? I would imagine, yes. Just because of that giant ass? You think someone's the baby batter on that assuming that that's the actual photo I never really right it is is it yeah I've been over to her account and just did a little fact-checking all four photos

that she has the AI for photos generated well I was right while I was supposed to be watching my kids play tennis okay please pull my photo off the screen and stop talking about me noted standing oh move along boys I don't agree with everything he posts, but he has some good content and research. He went to Epstein's Ranch the other day. I watched that whole video. That one wasn't good. But yeah, in general, I think he's just pretty good. Yeah, for research purposes.

Yes, always. I just like watching dudes like that. I don't even care if there's anything there or not. It's like, what do you you what world are you living in? Oh, happy. Yeah, happy new year. Yeah, happy new year. Hooray Alright, be like omis. Is that really his last name Villa Gomez? Via Gomez? Already a Gomez via the vehicle minds or lay That an old school Sevan podcast shirt he has on?

That is. That's the first one. Orle. Wow. Oh man, I forgot about that one. Wow. Yeah. Orle's OG.

I've worn those so much they're just stretched out to oblivion. I have those logos saved in my friggin Illustrator somewhere The guy that goes to my gym made that and then will refined it to the one it was today We have all these people on right now fucking fireworks and my dog is snoring. Oh good Oh, yeah, it's probably as it hits midnight over there. I wonder though for sure be fireworks here 283 people who don't have friends and they'll slowly go to bed here. One by one. One by one. We'll slowly get left. Yeah. Taylor on Friday is doing a show at 3 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Is that as one with McCoy? Yeah, that's cool

3 a.m. Pacific Standard Time, so that's 6 a.m. Our time Mm-hmm. That's all right. So what what's it? What's the deal with? Um, uh semi-finals They're going to be To in going to be two in Tennessee and one in Oklahoma. And that's all she wrote for the US. Are we allowed to talk about the rumors that are coming out about them? I mean, it's been announced that there's going to be one in Knoxville. Like, I'm just going to keep my mouth shut through this right now. And then Mayhem is going to have one and then then there's gonna be one at TFX in Oklahoma. That's what we know

But I would say yes, we're allowed to talk about the rumors. It's after midnight. So it's all good. And do we know about um, I'm assuming mayhem will broadcast theirs I'm assuming may handle broadcast theirs. They have a, they have a, I mean, they have their own, you know, media empire there. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys have got calls on like, Hey, what have you guys run into in the past? I think that would be smart on their part. Would be. I expect an invite and to stay like to have a cot set up in the barn from rich.

I need into that facility for sure. I've set my invoices. Uh, and, and we're doing an or Cal classic. Yes. And I'm assuming that these other people from what I've heard is that CrossFit, basically these people are on their own. They can stream their own shit. They cannot stream it. They can get their own sponsors.

They can get the exercisers as a sponsor. They can get whatever the fuck they want. Could be. We also need to reach out to Wilson. The guy who does he does syndicate and he's done that forever. So there's got to be people out there who need coverage. Smart money. Yeah. Yes Yeah, all right. Listen guys

Exciting times they wanted there. Well, there's two other games in the two other teams in the game Who are the other two? Charlie. Oh, yeah Hamilton. Yeah, Charlie do me and What seems to be the B friendly? Oh, stop cell phone service. They're running. They're going to run a bigger event than we did. What do they do? What are they doing? What are they doing? Doing an event coming up soon.

What event? What a loser, right? They are doing what a loser, that's certain. Allegedly, allegedly. OK, rumor has it. right they are doing water pelusa that's certain allegedly allegedly okay rumor has it um it does water pelusa pay them to do it it's God I'd hope so well with how much money's in this ecosystem I imagine how can he not because I mean I listen some if someone wants someone to stream There's two I think we can do it for free and I can't guarantee it but I could probably get tailored not to say

that anyone got gaped There is a There would be a There's always a risk. I can't Yeah, there's always a chance it slips. Yeah, like we get if Tyler could be Commentating and just be like I'd fucking gate that guy We just have a gate button in case he will run on a 30-second delay if he says it's just hit the button but I

Mean, but I think the risks if there's no one for free. I mean, wow. Yeah. Lots of opportunity. I'm a button and instead it just says gate. I'm like, I thought it was a bleep button. You said gate, but I would. I thought it was a bleep button. You said gate but I would Anyways, please check out our sponsors brought to you by and if listen and on the other end if you're a sponsor and you want to Get a

Semi-final on the cheap. I mean all we charge is the cost of just fucking going down there and we just party Yeah, we share beds and stuff. So it's like one room. Yeah, we just drag John Young and JR down there and Bill Grendler and just Make them work We just buy them the stakes and put them in a house So if you want to get like a hundred thousand free views on your whatever your new yo-yo is or fucking Whatever the fuck you're selling we'll pedal that shit and get you the eyeballs for it god Speaking of i've been everybody's doing these year end, you know best of 2024 videos and stuff like that Barstool did one but they did like best of the second half of 2024 right, and they had this kid working for him and

They fired him And he was like a young kid who like really tried hard to get the job But like he just could not get out of bed And so they had him on a show after they fired him like the day they fired him They had him on a show He knew he was fired and they he just was like yeah guys like I have a hard time with like time management and stuff and I just kept They'll do shit like that all the time and

Is this kid a loser? Do you not want the job? What the fuck? It's just an idiot like it just came down to him being an idiot and I was like, why did we not have cameras on Sean? Oh, don't worry from now on Gonna be producing stuff coming coming out of the bunkhouse From now on so great. It's that it's crazy, right? Yeah, God that would have added a whole new dimension to him. Dude, if we would have had if we would have, I just had the part where John

like gave me the kitchen tour when I got to the Airbnb, I like which food was was his and like which was community. And then I get the receipt and I'm like, wait, did I pay for all this though? Like, how is some of it yours? Wait, did I pay for all this though? Like how is some of it yours? Some of it's communal When i'm pretty sure the podcast is he an only child is that what happened? You know the answer to that. Yes. No. Yes. He's not Oh, he's not I thought he was he's not

Oh that doesn't he has a sister. He has a sister. Yeah, that's right older younger. I think she's younger. I can't tell People find that shit hilarious 7 a.m. In Germany and still tripping on some acid when you see the boys are on oh awesome good right on Bring it in 2025 strong Mary. Happy New Year Are you just to your camera? What was that? You're allowed to do it. You're your grandfathered in on that one. Listen, John, listen, if you're listening. On these trips, one of the ways we bond

is we just eat each other's food. And the part about bonding is like, it's whoever can be the coolest with their shit. Like, go ahead, drink my C4, go ahead, eat my steak. It's just all about being cool, helping. It becomes like a pissing contest at a certain point because I realized that JR was buying all the C4s. Yeah.

And I was like, fucking stop that. Like, and so I bought like a shitload of C4s. Yeah. Like make up for the fact that he didn't like steak. I was like, no, like I'm going to buy a bunch of fucking steak Yeah, that's the way it works Yeah, it's a cut. It's a competition who can be the cool like push down all their shit Don't bring your shit that you do to your wife to the fucking boys thing. I Know that like yeah, rinse this condom out and you can use it here you

Bryson and I got into a cooking like man Yeah, I was like no I'm gonna fucking cook it and then he took over at one point. I was like god damn it. Yeah Mm-hmm Into John John's defense. I did tell him to get whatever he wants in the food Wasn't gonna be the food we were gonna eat. Anyway, it wasn't initiated. He didn't know the rules Yeah, it kind of worked out But you should just know the rules. Yeah, see yeah, even Jonathan knows he knows he's bought me a cup of coffee shadow Jonathan Thank you. Thank you He didn't know the rules. Yeah, it kind of worked out But you should just know the rules. Yeah. See yeah, even Jonathan knows he knows he's bought me a couple coffee. Shout out Jonathan Thank you. Yeah, no one no one actually knows the rules. The rules aren't written down

What is this still unwritten what is this soaking are you guys dating? Yes. Yes. Do you guys soak? No No, they're Mormons. I know you know You do how do you know what that means? You do I think I just got so hard guys soak? No. Oh, they're Mormons. I know you know that. I know what that is. You do? How do you know what that means? You do? I do. That guy just got so hard. I don't think

so. So, now, are you more down to soak with her? Yeah. Now, let's you know stuff. First, I thought she didn't know what it means. Yeah. Sure. We need a shaker though. I'll shake any day. For free? Yeah. Are other people trying to charge?

50 at least like for per shake like and you can go up and price like 100 for like a like a big one like that. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

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Yeah, you had me going until he was like, yeah, I mean, I'd be down. Yeah. Oh, does anyone want wanna explain this to me? I saw this on Instagram today. What is this? This guy was getting so pissed. I have no idea what's going on there. It's inside sports humor, I think.

Yeah. Where's the guy who got fired? Don't let me know if you see him. Oh, it's part of a YouTube video It's like clipped up in a bunch of different stuff. How much sparse tools you watch? It has gone up a lot He's all of it When I started you'll put on a bar stool bar stool like YouTube channel and just watch it. Yeah

Barstool like YouTube channel and just watch it. Yeah. I mean, they function the same as us, man. And that's why I started listening to them, just to like see what they're doing. What are they doing? We're not doing. And then like with Heat One, especially like how, where they're partnered with DraftKings,

like what are they doing? They did this, so they're doing Barstool Survivor, right? Where they just have people in the office basically doing survivor doing office shit like Challenges in the office. They all have to sleep in the office and you can Gamble on Draft Kings on who the next person to be eliminated is. Oh, wow See that I'm like that's what heat one is. That's what we need to do. Oh Patrick Rios. What's up, dude? Happy New Year I made the guys vegetables once Yeah, oh they were so good, too. Yeah

I don't believe it show me a picture next time we're together. Do you want fully we're filming in the house? That's what the people want The house is created the house is kind of crazy Personally, I think the content will be more entertaining The house is kind of crazy. Personally, I think the content will be more entertaining than the actual athletes. Yes. I mean, I think like following like the homies will always be cool, but I don't know. I think some and then plus two, if we knew we were filming and we started like.

Acting a fool. I don't know. Wow, they're busy. They put up a lot of content. Dude, there's so many videos like they're just like, not only are they in the volume game, but like their shit's quality too. And look at this. They even they even cover shit like the CEO getting caught at McDonald's, the CEO killer. Yeah. I should check out their shit. I never watched their stuff. Oh, it's so good that you see the the one with the

The dudes mouth like wide open there and bar still advisors. Yeah, that shows freaking crazy It's literally a gambling show if you've seen there's a new finer has a big night out in Windy City that one. Oh man Those shows are crazy all of those that whole line of shows the bar stool advisor shows So that's similar to like, you know, shut up and scribble on theirs, but it's for gambling only and it gets insane And so they do they start saying who you they start arguing about who the best bets are. Yeah Wow I've had too much to drink. So I'll keep it short. Happy New Year's you savages who the best bets are. Yeah. Wow. I've had too much to drink. So I'll keep it short. Happy new years.

You savages. All right. Happy new year. Good to see you, Mr. World. Glad you're kicking in with the kids and not at some comedy club in Austin right now. Uh, bless you. But I consume quite a bit of their content.

Uh, probably a video or two a day just to keep like if something new comes on or if they do any big specials like they'll do like pregame those they'll set up like a huge like and they'll like Basically stadium look they'll do like what is it ESPN game day? They only do the big sports. They do football, basketball. No, they do. They don't do.

They do bowling. They do bowling. They do these brawls. So redneck brawl I think is something that they started. So like they go to like West Virginia and they'll have like a ring, like a boxing ring and they'll get rednecks to fight each other and they'll be sold out and they'll commentate over top of it.

Wow. And they do all they just work all the time. Wow. We need a boxing match. Rough and rowdy. I think. Yeah, there it is. Rough and rowdy.

Um, uh, this is a dumb conversation. Okay. Helen, I want to drain my balls into your butthole. I'm hot on the gate button. We do need boxing matches for CrossFit athletes. I agree. Backyard style. We do need boxing matches for CrossFit athletes. I hate backyard style Why when the athletes cry about everything why would you Yellow hosta versus fight fight kowski

They both got the reach. Oh you would listen fucking old man. You ain't boxing nobody Taylor would fucking dot your eye and cross your T You ain't boxing nobody Taylor would fucking dot your eye and cross your t Me Yeah, but not want to be on the other side of Taylor Yeah, you're out of your mind. I bet 30 out of 40 games athletes can't throw a proper punch well, we've watched him throw a softball one year and Pedro, Murillo, Masilo, this was a strong last name. She's where does the last name start? That's a great question

About four words back I'll tell you who else is always nice in person. You're never gonna hear anyone say anything. There's well you won't say hear anyone You won't hear anyone in our crew. No one will ever know it. No one will meet someone in our crew and everything their dick Dude this shit's making my nostrils close up this thing's fucking up my sinuses. What's in McKellen? Oh Wow, you got Kaylee's drink of choice, huh? Oh wait. No, she was mezcal Oh wow you got Kaylee's drink of choice, huh? Oh wait no she was mezcal Highland single malt whiskey scotch. Yeah, dude. I can't even breathe through my nose anymore Nice I must there's something in there. I'm allergic to where's the smoking hot Asian chick from the dating thing you did Let's call her bet. She's into some wild shit right now

Thunder wonder send her a link That's not a terrible idea. It's crazy enough to work. No, no, we got plenty of content for the next hour and 40 minutes. Yeah, we're just getting warmed up. Yeah, we're fine. Let me show you what my search looks like. Yeah, don't feel locked in either, Tyler. I know sometimes you get all these and you're like, it's hard to exit.

So I know it's like, I think at 1.30, I'm going to have to be out. No, no, no, no, no, please. I still think we should be, I still think we should do a show where we like show me your algorithm, where you just record like a couple slides of your algorithm just to show people. On my spoiler page? What? Oh, dude, mine's all conspiracy right now.

I've gone down so many different rabbit holes of too many of those. One, I was watching about the fog recently in the Bay Area and how it's like- I saw this. I was like, damn, we're going deep now. It smells weird? Is that real? Oh Wait, I you guys Delato just sent me wow look at this. I don't even know how to do not pull up pictures, Susa

Think so if I could I could probably just share my whole opposite screen I Don't want to get you in trouble. Look at this Someone just sent me pictures from the live stream of Kiltonian. She was in the front row and she's wearing the exact same top she wore on the show. The first time she was on, you know, the one with the titties hanging out in the middle of the white button up shirt. Oh yeah.

Oh, this is from the live stream. Oh, cool. Wait, you're that guy sitting next there. Oh, that is. Wow. Do you know what I, do you know what I learned from having her on the show twice? I learned from having her on the show twice? I learned something.

You know, this is going to be good, right, Tyler? Yeah. If if. If. If you're a guy. And you meet creatures in the world there's like different creatures so like you're in a reptile store and you see a snake and you're like oh that'd be cool to own that especially if like you're 11 years old right And then you're Like this And then if you're 22 and you go into a h dealership, you're like, yeah you want to leave on a

fucking 1000 you know what I mean? You want to leave on a fucking crotch rocket or a sensible Civic? Yeah and Her 1990s and when you meet a girl, I don't know if girls know this But when you meet a girl and you're a guy How she presents calibrates your thoughts about her. So if she's presenting a coup de main or symbols or gestures that make you think that she should have a load of baby batter on her, it changes your whole perspective on it. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you present with a bathing suit on at the beach,

the guy's not thinking like, hey, I want to fuck you. But if you present with a bathing suit, like, you know what I mean? Like at the coffee shop, like I'm going to get in there just to get a mocha and you're in there like, with your legs open and a fucking bathing suit top and for your laptop. I'm like and your nipples are hard I'm like, oh wait, like it's it's like it's like a flower like a bee attracted to flower Someone call a She tried to cut him off he wasn't handling it well I want to go back to the store. I want it. So what if there's a, I'm confused about the reptile, but what if there's like a cat there?

I guess I need the cat as a comparison to the reptile. Or I need something that's like a shadow. I'm just saying like, at different ages and different places in your life as a boy, there's things that you want. There's things that you like, like whether you want them or not, but how you present them,

like you don't go to the pet store and see a snake and are like, oh, that's cool. You're like, hey, I want to take that home. You know what I mean? Yeah, when you're a motor cycle dealership and you're like, like, you don't want to just pet store and see a snake and like oh, that's cool You're like hey, I want to take that home. You know what I mean? Yeah, when you're a motor snake dealership like like you don't want to just walk around and look at bikes You're ready to fucking take something home So you meet a fucking girl like you're just walking you're just order a chick from a coffee from some chick at a fucking coffee shop and she's just like just a like doesn't matter how attractive she is if she's not presenting like

How men see women like is Soliciting them you know what I mean like titties pushed up to their chin fucking midriff showing fucking pants are so fucking tight like I can see the fucking outline of your asshole like those are things like you're like Oh, she is she like like is she peacocking is she like is she yeah? Yeah, like I don't even know we don't even know we don't even know what the fuck you're doing I'm just telling you like how we subconsciously just think of not even subconsciously We just know program to think of it like hey Like 80% of your fucking Instagram pictures are like this

You're showing us your ass We're like are you do you have to take a shit or do you want us to fucking fuck you doggy style? Like we don't got a lot of options. It's probably the shit And so style. Like we don't got a lot of options. It's probably the shit. And so, um, uh, no, I get, I get this because it's like, I remember being like, I don't know, 15 or something and looking at a girl who was 18 or 20 and being like, I don't know why you would ever not pick that over somebody who was 35 or 40.

Like it never made sense to me. And now that I'm 32, I'm like, why the fuck would you ever pick an 18 year old? Yeah. Well, once you meet with the girl in her 30s, you're fucking have your brain fucking exploded. But I get it. It's different. So, so if I have, so if I have a girl on a podcast who's got her fucking tits pushed up the fucking here and she's just like like she's presenting like like like 80% of the guys are thinking about like what they like

Is there gonna be a wardrobe slip? Can I touch those things? can like You have to go back to the well every two to three minutes and either push them together have to go back to the well every two to three minutes and either push them together or tell a story about how one fell out somewhere or talk about wanting to get them pierced. But you better always bring the conversation back to what you're presenting on the fucking front. Because if you don't at the six minute mark that you're fucking still talking

about your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie, I fucking hate you. fucking still talking about your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie I fucking hate you. You have not passed the tits go at least three times. I'm not going over to the weed guy's house to buy a fucking sack of weed and have him tell me about how much he loves his fucking dog. Motherfucker take me my here's my 60 bucks fuck I know I don't want to take a bong rip with you. Give me my fucking weed. Lingerer. Yeah. So like you want to keep someone's coming over to buy a sack of weed from your house. You want to keep them over there for 15 minutes. You can be like, Hey, here's the weed. And then they're like, okay. And then you can talk about your dog for a minute and then you pull out the scale and you can talk about your dog for

a minute. But listen, if you go on a strip of like five or six minutes talking about your dog and I don't see you moving towards bagging the weed so I can Get the fuck out of there. I hate you And so if you're presenting with your fucking titties in your ass and shit, you better do some shit to bring it back to your titties every few minutes or else I like your your shows like Your your false advertising your fucking clickbait like there's like I don't I don't I don't Stock is dropping. It's plummeting. Yeah, like keep reeling me in like go ahead Oh, man, pull me out of the water then drop me back in Let me just swim around a little bit

But like you cannot just let me swim around with the fucking hook in my mouth. I fucking pulled your whole line out I'm fucking never coming back into him Like give me a fucking break dude, it's fucking break dude it's like this show it's like this show I can only do so much fucking like abortion and in fucking back oh yeah before I got a fucking real about into the titties like David we did hanging out for no more fucking abortion talk Yeah, it is I wonder if you guys have this feeling too because it's like They've been at that that my drug guys house or in a situation where this Is that my drug guys?

Never gonna believe you're in got toothpaste in this in his bathroom. So we know I got my tooth in No, not you. I mean your drug guy. Oh my drug guy anyway, you get in a situation you're like I want to not be in this or I Like I only had five minutes allotted for this conversation and I want out I want to go home I want to do something else and You realize like 10 15 minutes 20 minutes in you're like this motherfucker is not quitting. So I have a gear and I've realized that Jeanette hates me for this where I basically go. Oh, we're going all the way in and I'll

just go there with them. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, dude, I used to have a friend. I used to have a friend before I did any drugs. It was in college and he was super into meth and he would drive me fucking crazy. And once a week I'd be like, fuck this motherfucker. I'm going all in with them. I was oh, I was oh and 50 even all in dude. I'm going to just lock eyes with them and just hang with them for two hours. Fuck you dude Nope

Crush me fucking what you owe me spit me out. You ever win those Yes, I will but but it becomes about it becomes about the journey to me and I like at that point I want to see how weird or how far this rabbit hole goes and so you've taken time from me so now I'm turning it into a Playground where I get to have fun because you've already stolen this for me this needs to be good for me So whatever fucking crazy shit you're talking about or whatever thing that you have that I want to know I'm going all the way in on it. Okay, so I was talking about pussy, and now you wanna take it to a psychological conversation, so I'm bringing it back to pussy for a second.

Right, right, right. Have you ever had a girl invite you over to her house to spend the night, but then you couldn't sleep in the bed with her, you had to sleep on the floor or some shit? Like you think you're going over there to get some, but you're not. Yes.

Yeah. Did you leave? No. Oh wow that's impressive. I mean if I had to sleep on the floor probably but like I never got to the floor. I had the trundle bed pulled out. Oh no. Like I'm out.

She's like why? I'm like I'm not fucking, I didn't come over here to fucking like just sit here in bed with a fucking hard on and fucking like scratch my eyeballs out. I'm fucking losing my shit. I'm going home. Yeah, you made me that.

You see, for me in those moments, I just wanna see what the dance is like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, but you can't win that. That's like fucking going to a staring contest with a meth head. You can't hold out out like some chick can hold out for getting the div way longer than you'll be fucking losing your mind over there You know what I mean for sure. I don't know Okay, I agree let me sit on the bed Peter 513 yeah buddies

Five thirteen. Yeah, buddies. Buddies. The buddies. The buddy bed. This chick after I went home, then the next day we were hanging out at the coffee shop and she was telling me how she's a virgin. She thinks she's always going to be a virgin. I'm like, you are. She's like, do you think I'm going to be hot forever?

She was crazy hot. I'm like, She's like that's what I'm worried about What if I what if I'm not hot anymore, and I don't start having sex. I'm like hey, you know I mean what? What was the I have no idea? What's the constraint? What's the constraint on the business? I have no idea I Think I've told you that story I went over she invited me over to her house At her house She's like hey, let's go to bed. I said, okay, we climb in a bed I pull up empty out my pockets and there's a condom. She's like, what's that for? I'm like, what do you mean? What's that for? Like I think I got kicked to the trundle bed and then I just fucking went home

Well, yeah, you were a predator at that point, you know, she knew I should have kept the condom in my pocket. Oh yeah. How dare you assume someone being that far into the situation. So sorry, Seve, I'll be sure to wear low cut shirts at the games this year. Wouldn't want to be a YouTube tease. Listen.

It's not about that. Don't get carried away. It's about the real and the loose. And the real in the loose. Hold on I want to get a picture of your profile pic. Got it. We're good. Oh see yeah Rihanna agrees. She would have saw that she'd been out too. Oh really where is that? You can't show the condom? Yeah. If I saw that you're out. You invite me to your house, invite me into your bed and then you see that I pull,

like it was like probably like, it was probably like a pack of clothes, some like sage, probably like a wooden, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Probably like a w like just crumpled up sage that I'd probably roll it. Probably like a rolling cigarettes and a fucking wooden pipe that I carved myself or some shit. Well I guess I take the back. Could have been any one of those items. I think that might have done it then not just the patchouli or might have been just the whole you know just the whole whole thing.

All right I'm one down one glass i'm gonna kill him down Like one full one Uh, no one shot glass one ounce Hey, did greg ever respond or tomorrow morning show? He did not. Oh Happy new york, sema The show's nine and ten, thank you. It ruins it, then I think damn, he really thought he was going to get this. Now he's not. Oh.

But he was, until that moment. Dude, it's all about the fucking dance. Seve, which girls are better at fucking super stupid or super smart. Yes I don't know if I've ever seen a blonde. I don't know if I've ever seen a You met a smart girl before I What's up, Kim, I can't do a shot of this I'll fucking pass out I won't make it to him. Hmm, I Think that I think the the god, I don't know I

Mean there's just there's crazy girls who are just fun because they're crazy But it's I but I'm scared of those girls kind of not kind of I was scared of those girls the crazy girls are just fun because they're crazy but it's but I'm scared of those girls kind of not kind of I was scared of those girls the crazy girls what do you mean you were scared of them like you just stayed away and you know the girl it's like it's fucking 11 o'clock at night you just fucked fucked her you're drunk and she's like okay let's go to a club like no thank you you're oozing sex I'm gonna get beat up fucking there and you're gonna get drunk And she's like, okay, let's go to a club. Like, uh, no, thank you. Uh, you're oozing sex. I'm going to get beat up fucking there.

And you're going to get drunk or you're going to like something create. You're going to want to fuck in the bathroom or we're going to end up doing coke or like, like that, how can that be smart? Like it's 11 and we're already drunk and you want to go somewhere. You know what I mean? Yeah. And like you've already, you're already like, uh, in other crazy shit's happening at your house and your roommates are crazy and like you got like it You're not answering the phone because your ex-boyfriends looking for you like it. No, you know what I mean? Just crazy

any girl who tries to fight fuck like Yeah, that's gonna be that's that's not really a good time. That's not it. That's not the vibe. No Depends. Yeah, right. I know. And I've had friends. Hey, it's the same fucking people who own pitbulls. You ever own a pitbull, Tyler? No. Oh, you ever own a pitbull, Susa? No.

Yeah, it's like guys who own pitbulls. It's like, yeah, you just want something fucked up to happen to you. You do. If I if I don't have to be around them very long, I'll see where the train goes. Yeah. But if I know that you're... That was just really like, there's just nothing there on the other side of that. And it was almost the exact opposite of the spectrum of the crazy. And I think that's almost just as bad. It's like, you gotta go somewhere in the between.

Wait. Yeah. You lost me. So they're like, he was just this chick. She was super good looking and stuff, but there was just nothing there. There was like no conversation. Like it wasn't like she was crazy or anything. You could be like, Hey, do you want to go do this or do that?

And she's like, yeah, whatever you want to do. And you're like, okay. And it's, it's surprising that people are actually as hollow as as the joke seems to be Yeah, right. Yeah Yeah, I've had that happen right That's honestly worse Yeah Um, like at least with the crazy you get a story

Like like like could you imagine? You get a story Like like like could you imagine? Going into a fucking woman's house and fucking her in her fucking husband's bed like when her husband's at work Nope, you'd be shot. I Couldn't perform under that Pressure I feel like I would have like a double barrel to the back of the neck dude Like what like if you do some shit like that, you're fucking asking. Are you out of your fucking mind? That's what I mean, but there's people like that

There's also people that have like two families, you know, like listen My wife, okay, let's book a flight to the fucking let's book a flight to the moon and And then have a safe up there and then a safe inside of that safe and a safe inside of that safe And then I'll do and then I'm gonna get paranoid a month later and have to kill you. So yeah. Yeah. And you got to throw your phone away and change your phone number after we have sex.

Like, are you out of your mind? These fucking people? Yeah. You're really at, you're really asking for it. That's what I mean. You are about pit bulls fucking someone in their house. Like those are just crazy. But those are crazy people.

He, I don't understand. I don't understand. Yeah. I don't understand. I don't like that in movies when they do that either. I get all uncomfortable and shit. I'm like, yeah, you guys are Yeah, I don't really feel bad. I don't like that movies when they do that either I get all uncomfortable and shit. I'm like, yeah fucking in that person's bed right now How about you go somewhere else and do it? I have some close family members who had multiple affairs and

The older do they get caught? Eventually, Eventually. Yeah. But, I mean, they went on for decades. With the older one. Decades? So, it was like the dual family situation? He didn't have a dual family. With the same girl?

No. I was going to say, damn, that's some good pussy. Listen, if you've been cheating on your wife for 10 years, that's not cheating anymore. That's just an understanding. What's if you've been cheating on your wife for 10 years, that's not cheating anymore. That's just Understanding what's it called? Do you have like the multiple wives you just concubine? Polymonogamous or whatever. Okay. Sorry, I didn't mean to fuck you straight But but but write that into the books if you've been cheating on your wife or your husband for 10 years, you're good With the same person you're good Seriously, I'm not joking You're good. Seriously. I'm not joking.

You're good. It's fine. It's all. Yeah. Have you been letting it slide that long? It's like, you, you, evidently you are good with it. Yeah. You figured it out. It's all good.

Okay. Go on. Okay. So for 20 years with 20 different chicks. Yeah. And then a younger one came into the situation and he knew that the older one was like this and he kind of went to him for advice and he sat him down and he said, listen, there are some people who can handle this. You're not one of them. Oh, just like there are certain

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Or you have multiples. That's getting deep. But then you gotta hide that phone, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, you can't like, if I thought that there was something in here that would make it So my wife would leave me

I Would be fucked I'm not meant for that stress. I don't know where this right is 80% of the fucking day Where the fuck is my phone It's like a period of time when we had the grace that I have the same case and sometimes I Feel I'd be like oh, yeah my fucking phone. Yeah, yeah and Aren't you glad like there's nothing on there. Just like Taylor's dick. That's it Taylor gagging on a black cock. That's the word Yeah, it's like there's don't open this one thread. You're gonna really regret it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and not for the reason you think you are You're good. We're good. Oh

Panthers guy has three phones One for the wife for the girlfriend one for the plug. I Know this is good really Brianna. Yeah Yeah, that's her I'm trying to think I had two phones for a long time. I thought that I was going to build the three playing brothers Instagram account up to be just like massive. I was so stoked for that to happen.

And so I was just had one phone that was just like I carried that everywhere just to get that content on it. I guess that's different than cultivating pussy. With the second. Cultivating boys. Look at this. Ex-husband, guard, his home, but the second foam buzzed between the mattress once rookie move. Damn.

Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. You're on, your, as the two live crews would say, face down, ass up. In a moment of intimacy and trust. You feel his balls every time he thrusts, smacking against your labia. Do I have the anatomy right? Yeah.

Maybe. Goodness. Tits all swinging around and you hear, feel a vibration under the mattress. Do you automatically go to like cheating or like breaking bad stuff. It's gotta be your dealer. I think the drug dealers like you either know that that you can't get around not knowing that somebody's a drug dealer. Like you just know you're not with a drug dealer and not know. Are you with the guys fucking other chicks and not know hey, here's the thing

I just realized this if my wife was cheating on me like I Would be in such denial like I could walk in the room and and see her fucking a dude and be like nope I didn't see it Hey, just like you push that shit down So big if I saw there's no way. I'd be like, what's that guy doing? She could be like, oh, he's fixing the washing machine. I'd be like, okay, cool.

All right. Go outside and get a lift in. Is that what happens? Is that people's egos are so big, they just can't even. I was thinking about that the other day, because I was like With previous girlfriends and stuff

I would be like a little bit more jealous like kind of on the lookout like are they gonna cheat on me stuff like that? I'm with Jeanette. I was like I just like played a mental game. Yeah, I pushed that where I was like Where I was like if she was cheating on me right now, I would not have I would I would be so dumbfounded. Yeah, like you've been doing it. I was like, oh my God, like I'm told and I was like, is it good that I'm that? But yes, that oblivious to it or is it bad? I think it's no, it's just but it's like I was like, how did this happen? I used to be so uptight about it.

Now I'm just like, man. And I've seen and I've seen guys like spin themselves in circles like I was like, how did this happen? I used to be so uptight about it. And now I'm just like, man. And I've seen and I've seen guys like spin themselves in circles like I've never been. It's just like it is what it is. You know what I mean? Like, why live your life like looking over your shoulder? Right. Right. Trying to be controlling like you can't go out and do this. It's like, fuck, dude, if she wasn't going to do now, you're going to push her to like fucking give it the faith and trust. Yeah. And if you get fucking burned like that, hey that hey dude that's the fucking that's that's our

deal that's the human condition you my wife promised me that if she caught me cheating it would be divorce Italian style does this guy live in Ireland oh they kill you no I was wanker off oh did Bob say happy New Year from a good morning and happy New Year from Ireland. No, I Never knew that about Bob top of the morning to your Bob. Yeah, there was a couple of some from Sweden think Switzerland that guy seems way too fucking smart to be from Europe Just the regular Bob. Does he normally have a different last name? Just the Bob I'm thinking that's the regular guy.

He just changed his profile pic. I don't even know if he did that. I mean, I recognize that profile because I think so. Uh, girls have an intuition when something is off. They typically just wait until the guy slips. Then what's the point in having intuition? Dude, I had this girlfriend that had a, I had this girlfriend that had a dream I was cheating on her and I got in fucking trouble for that.

It was like fucking like she couldn't stop seeing the picture. It was like three weeks of fucking hell. And you're like, I didn't fucking do that. But I wanted to then, like you guys are saying. Well, fuck it. I'm already doing it yeah yeah yeah you have a girlfriend like one in ten of her dreams ends up becoming real and she's like by the way I saw you die in my dream yesterday you're like what the fuck

nope that's Haley that's my girl like that I don't like that I don't like I don't I'm scared when she tells me she has a dream I'm scared to ask what it is You buy into a lot of that stuff Like I don't know if it's manifestation or prophecy I don't know like if You know what I mean, they kind of almost interlinked. Yeah, that's the same thing, right? Yeah Yeah, that's that or you see in the future like I's right. Did you manifest that or you seen the future? I don't know what the fuck's going on, but like...

Right. When I saw those five people get killed in Isla Vista for like the week before that, I was tripping. I was telling Hailey every night because I was dating Hailey time, I'm like, "'Man, I do not feel good. And she goes, what do you mean? Like, I have the weirdest feeling that I'm going to get killed.

I have the weirdest feeling I'm going to die. I was tripping on it. And I almost had this sense of relief when they died. And I'm like, holy fuck. She goes, I go, it wasn't me. Damn. But you felt it. I don't know. I mean, it could just be a coincidence.

No, I think I think you can feel stuff. I Would mean how would I feel it didn't even happen yet? But you did yes, where did I come from and then any event happened? Yeah, like have you ever felt that before and did you ever feel it after? One one other time when I was 16, I felt it Anything occur anything happen? Yeah, I think my or I think it was when I was 16, I felt it. Anything occur? Anything happen? Yeah, I think it was when I was 16. I think my grandma died.

Hmm. Okay, listen to that stuff. But it's weird because I always think it's me. This shit's going to happen too. But it's not. Someone else. You start feeling like that, but Haley's like, what's wrong? You're like, oh, we're good.

I'm going to live. My car's, our dog's dogs can get run over tomorrow. I Told you guys is I still sleepwalk right at 32 No, so I've walked my entire life. What's that look like? I Mean for me, I don't know about it and there are some times where I I have like And there are some times where I have like complete blackout modes where I have no idea that I slip walk, have no idea,

I'll just wake up dog shit tired. And then other times, Janette will be like, yeah, you were up last night talking about some crazy bullshit. And then there's other times where I do it and it's like I'm in co-pilot mode where I'm just watching out the window and I see everything that's going on, but I have no control.

And then like in co-pilot mode, I'm also receiving images of whatever I'm dreaming while I'm also seeing what I'm seeing when I'm awake, like through my real eyes. Is it ever, is it like, you just get up to take a piss, but you don't wake up all the way. So you're like, I see a dick. Oh, I'm also in Paris. Yeah.

Well, I'm in my toilet, but I'm also peeing off the Eiffel Tower. This is weird. One of the funny ones is like I've seen like Matthew McConaughey in my house. Like straight up, I have been like, Jeanette, it's fucking Matthew McConaughey. He's right here. And she'd be like, Tyler, you're sleepwalking and I'll get pissed and she gets mad Cuz I'm are I'll argue back with her now where I used to be like I would just like mumble off and say something and go back to bed

But she's like you get mad now because I push on you and you're like you're sleepwalking now I'll say no, I'm not fucking sleepwalking. Thank you. My is right there. No No, thank God. Oh, man. That's so trippy. But there are certain things when I sleepwalk that like I get ideas about and then weeks later something to that effect happens. It's happened at least like five times. Where would you mean?

Like you're saying like you'll get a weird feeling like somebody's gonna die or something like that's gonna happen and like my brother's like, his colon ruptured and I was like, I knew for like a week and I was having dreams. I was having dreams where I was like, something is bad going to happen. Like somebody's sick. Something's going to happen.

Then my brother's colon ruptures. And it's like, yeah, like that's that's happened at least a handful of times. Mm. Trippy. And I'm not saying like that I believe believe, but there's something there. I'm sure. Yeah. How'd they fix that?

You just fucking he had like what do you call it diverticulitis, but it actually like slowly started leaking into his Body and then they wash it out and so I'm back up. Hey, this is really this is fucking so weird. In the US? 17? No. This is not David Weed. Someone stole his... 17 countries in the Europe has higher IQ-Ab IQ than... Oh yeah, then he re-commented the same thing. That dumbass. Maybe he's drunk

17 countries in the Europe has higher of IQ than US you dumbass Is he talking to someone in the chat Just talking to us was saying that you said yeah, but David we doesn't say stuff like that He doesn't like that like required like him to Google something or read something or that's not him Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't like share information like that David is sleep commenting. Okay, I'm biking you're biking at 2 in the morning Well, we don't know where he lives. Technically, I think he said Spain one time.

He said Spain. He's, and David Weed doesn't bike. Biking is gay as shit. Well, it is 2025, new year, new him. Maybe he made a decision to change, and you know what, I'm here for it. Yeah, it's eight a.m., look at him. He's kicking off his New Year's strong.

Oh, so this is a total different David We than we know because it's a different time usually. Oh We have the nighttime weed. No, we have the date tonight. Hey damn. Hey damn Yeah, but then it's it's a Indica weed. Oh, then it's like four or five o'clock. Yeah. Yeah, he's been on some indica Indica like four or five o'clock yeah yeah he's been on some indica indica he's like sharing information and shit now I think a car drive into a crowd when he was filming and called I was I was in college filming in Isla Vista and a guy drove through a crowd of people while I was filming and screamed I'm the angel he ran over a shitload of people killed five women's I was filming and screamed, I'm the angel. He ran over a shitload of people, killed five of them. And I was filming and he jumped out of the car and said,

I'm the angel of death. And if Andrew Hiller was alive, he'd be like, there was no coincidence of that. Sevan and him were conspiring together to actually do that. And that's why someone got $20,000 from ABC to show that. And it just happened to be during sweeps week when the prices of all the footage went up. And it was incredible. Those five people actually didn't even die. Trump wasn't shot in the ear.

Yes, I say you faked it. Yeah. Thank you, Andrew. Hey, Jude, did anything happen at that crash? Did you feel anything there? Energy-wise or like anything? No, that was the week before that that I thought I was going to was gonna die So when I saw that the only thing that happened there was The only basically the two things I remember from there is people wanted to beat the fuck out of me some people because I was filming They thought it was totally inappropriate

but I was the only person who went oh I went over to every fucking dead body that was mangalated and like assessed them. I was filming and I was like, oh shit, is this person still alive? Should I sit with this person and hold their hand? Nope. That person's head was spun around backwards on their head or one guy had his face completely caved in or you know what I mean? I was just looking for someone alive.

But while I was filming and people were like, you better stop filming motherfucker and like you fucking asshole. And then of course the guy had jumped out of the car I was filming the car when it stopped and the guy jumped out and goes I'm the angel of death So I filmed that and half the crowd was trying to beat the guy to fucking death the other half was trying to break the fight up It was crazy. Was it not like a part was it like a party scene that he drove into I was

Like daytime I could show you on a fucking map I was like daytime I could show you on a fucking map Do you still have the footage somewhere? Yeah, I'm sure somewhere Isla Vista, California I'll show you exactly where it was You can sell that to faces of death Face is a death. How do you know faces of death? I was in high school in 2006 How do you know faces of death? Dude, I was in high school in 2006. It was whenever like YouTube was like start.

We were starting to watch shit online and faces of death was on YouTube for a while. Isla Vista Theater. Oh, shit, there's a 7-Eleven there now. The fuck has happened to my town? Isla Vista out hereiers this was a bagel place and oh look at ivy bagel ivy cafe yeah nice and and there was a liquor store here too let me see if I can zoom in and no one of these was a liquor store.

What the fuck? I can't with there. I can't believe there's a seven Amazon hub. Locker. Jesus Christ, what has happened in this world? I had gotten I thought we were going to get a deal from Fox. This was before Girls Gone Wild and we had a show that I was putting out on public access here and it was crushing And this isn't like 2002 and I thought we were gonna get a deal with Fox Fox to contact us I'm like, holy fuck. We're gonna we're gonna take off our show is crazy. Oh shit. There's the bagel place shit

They still eat a lot of bagels there I Lived over here when I weighed 135 pounds. Anyway, so back here. So we were in this liquor store and we went big that night. Me and my buddy, we bought a 12 pack or two six pack of Newcastle. Like $8.69 a six pack. Expensive, right? The brown ale.

And we came out of this cafe here. You can see my little arrow. Not the bagel cafe. Oh, maybe this is the liquor store. One of these is a liquor store. And we came out of here and we were walking through here and we were walking down through this park towards the ocean. The ocean's just right over there.

And we're walking through this park and the car came speeding this way down south, Sabado Tarde, Sabado Tarde from north to south. And the streets were just full of Isla Vista. The streets are just full of hundreds of people. There's just people everywhere. And it was the one night I wasn't going to film, but I always carried my camera. And you guys don't understand, you think now that everyone had a camera. No one had a camera but me back then.

Nobody, not one fucking person. I had a big video camera from Circuit City. The big fucking tape. Circuit City. All right, me. Or good guys, I can't remember. Good guys, even more so. And I was right here when it happened

and it all took place right here. Right there. Damn. And then, and then, um, and then, and then I ran over from here. After here, I left. I went up here. Haley lived in a little studio back here. I think I fucked her like three times that night. Yeah.

I think maybe I cry a little. I whimpered a little. Wow. Trematic. Yeah. Not as nearly as good, but I do remember the first time like I heard someone die. Her accident. Yeah. Like you heard the car crash or you heard them.

Yeah, we were, we were, were um we were at like whatever the uh cracker barrel it was late it was like it'd be 8 30 or something late at a cracker barrel. Is that an offensive name cracker barrel is that like derogatory towards white people? No okay okay. I mean I guess you could make it that way but uh I remember we were like getting ready to walk in. And have you ever thrown a rock at glass, on accident, like accidentally thrown and broke glass with a rock or something, and you're like, it sends shutters down through your spine

where you're like. Oh yeah, yeah, when you didn't mean to do it. Yeah, I threw a golf ball at my sister once and broke a window in the house. I was like, what the fuck? I threw a golf ball in the house. Anyway, go ahead. I think there know there was a golf car crash. Yeah, dumb.

There was a car crash over the hill and that it that sound did it to like everybody that I was standing around me, me as well. And I remember just like innately running over the top of that hill and just seeing a dead body laying on the ground. I knew as soon as it happened like I felt it. I was like no one lived And why there was a dead body laying on the ground? Oh Yeah, we'd I've never felt like the death but I've twice in my life I felt the other side of it Like after somebody died You look you. Oh look at this In mountain time back to back to Susan story you had a friend die in front of you had a friend die in front of you

New Year's Day Who oh shit happy anniversary or every year since? You know, you know, yeah the coffee. I got here to use the story and then I gotta get off. Can you ever bring me one too? I'm out. Hello, you missed me. Oh shit. Okay.

Two coffees please. You're cut off. Okay, go ahead. So where, oh, you're still your friend. So every New Year's Eve. Yeah, but the first time was like, it was a family dog. So my parents had this dog that they got in Hawaii, because remember they were like beach bums in Hawaii. And so it was an old dog,

but they brought it back to the mainland and I was born shortly after. So it was around a little bit when I was a younger kid. And I vividly remember waking up, seeing the dog and petting the dog. Crazy like it was real, but it wasn't. And then probably 30 minutes before my best friend died, I was leaving and he was headed back to his house. He had to go to work. And probably 30 minutes before my best friend died,

I was leaving and he was headed back to his house. He had to go to work. And he goes, all right, hey. And I turned and I was like, yeah. And he goes, I'll hit you up later. And I had this crazy feeling rush over me. I could almost like feel it. How old were you? 19.

Oh shit. And then he died shortly after. Yeah. But it was something that I recalled on. Like minutes? Within, yeah, within the hour. That was the motorcycle? That was the motorcycle?

Yeah. You know what? I don't think I've known anyone who's died on a motorcycle. I know a few people who've lost limbs. You know anyone who's died on a motorcycle. I know a few people who've lost limbs. You know anyone who's died on a motorcycle, Tyler? No. There was three of my friends that all got motorcycles at the same time,

like roughly within like a month or two. Oh. And they said that statistically, most riders will either total their bikes or die within the first like year of having their bikes. And all three of them one of them died and the one of them totaled his bike and broke his arm and the other one totaled his bike and both broke both of his arms like all within like a 12

month period of them getting bikes I take that back I did know one or two actually my brother's rockets cr Rockets Harley like no anger types My brother's wife His mom or her mom and then Her husband so her stepfather they were they were in a like a biker gang It's kind of like it. It's not like a real biker gang, but you know what I'm saying Like they get on bikes and they go on rides they had jackets yeah they had jackets they wear leather and shit um but he I guess they were drinking and they went around a jeep and there was a truck

trying to pull out and he didn't see it and they just fucking flew right in face first into it pull out and he didn't see it and they just fucking flew right in face first into it. But both of them were on the bike. Killed them at the same time and my brother adopted two children when he was 22 years old. Holy shit. How old are those kids now? One's getting ready to graduate or one just graduated high school the other one's like a year out or something like that.

So it's good it turned out okay. It's hurt. It's his wife's sisters. Yeah. It was crazy. Oh my God. Hard enough to adopt kids, let alone adopt kids. Be a kid. Well, that too, but yeah, good point. Let alone adopt kids and their parents had just died.

Holy shit. What do you do? Just buy them a shitload of ice cream? It was, it was, it was really interesting the way my brother handled it. Cause I was like, they weren't like they were teenagers or young, young kids, but like teenagers. And um, he just kind of kept them the same way, but like, he was like, he let his sister or his wife handle it. Cause he was like, you're their oldest sister. Like you're going to have to deal with this.

He was like, if you need backup, I'll back you up. But besides that, like I have to act like their friend because that's what I am. I can't be their dad. I'm not going to be their dad. They don't need that. What about this, Tyler? Let me fuck, let me fuck with your brain here. You ready for this?

Think of all the people in our group that are married. All of them? No, two aren't. Oh. At least two. No, three. Oh yeah yeah. But every every everyone's got a chair that they're fucking like locked in with. Right. Does everyone? Yeah. Yeah. Or a dude. Or a dude. Yeah, or a dude. I think that every every dude's got about 14 other dudes. So, so, so, so well, well, one of us has to be gay and just lying, but also, uh, what are the odds that like one of us gets a divorce?

Oh, you get on this every day. Why'd you say? I don't know. 13 is kind of a small sample size. If there was like 30, I would say, Dude, I don't know. 13 or seven of us should statistically Get a divorce. Yeah. Well, I

Suppose it's already why did we kick out the gay guys? We don't anybody out why we see themselves to the door at least we kept the black guy Are we we see our we all see ourselves to the door? Another door and don't tell them that there's a door Ken Walters, I'm gonna see Ken soon. We're gonna see Ken soon. Oh, are we? Yeah, I'll tell you about it 11th grade I threw snowball my buddy looking at this massive picture window when it hit and crumbled to the ground I puked instantly You knew you were in trouble right when that thing hit Dude I had a friend I

Had a friend so one of us is gonna get a divorce we should we should vote on it if you take the group it's already happened so I think statistically it's already ran there's only one of us though right who's been divorced? I think so. Do I know that story? Long before us. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's right. Wow So I guess we have some wisdom in our group What you're just waiting for it to run through is what you're I think you you talk about this a lot where you're like when when a Divorce happens within like a friend group. Yeah, like yeah a wave ripples through the the remainder of the group. Yeah Oh, I've not been through that. It doesn't I don't want to jinx John Young, but I'm thinking of a funny hypothetical John Young

I heard a story I heard I heard John Hackelman tell a story That Chuck Liddell came home to his house one day and His girlfriend he walked into the new and he came home his girl and he walked into his bedroom and his girlfriend was getting Railed by some fucking chick by some babe Hackle I'm pretty sure Hackleman Chuck Liddell's coach Gotcha, just trying to get the name straight. I'm 82% sure this story is real That's heard the story so long ago

But basically Chuck Liddell comes home and his chicks got her fucking ankles pinned to her ears and there's a dude railing her And he says have you heard this story? Have I told you stories? He said, I think so. Yeah. And he basically says, Hey, when you're done here, I want breakfast. That's how he handled it. You to have the presence of mind in that moment to be able to do that so killer.

I dear sorry I'm going to pray dear God. I don't ask a lot from you but please not don't let anyone in my group come home and have their wives ankles pinned to their ear. Depending on which variation of the group you're talking about that has also already happened. Don't let anyone in my group come home and have their wives ankles pinned to their ear Depending on which variation of the group you're talking about that has also already happened Yeah, I was gonna say this has already existed. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. Wow. Wow We're dodging bullets here. Does that mean? I can't say that one. I had a buddy in the eighth grade.

He's my god. He was I fucking love this dude. I couldn't believe this. His name was Andy Jones. And he was so fucking cool. I couldn't even believe this guy was letting me be his friend. He was so I just loved him to death. He was so fucking cool. I couldn't even believe this guy was letting me be his friend He was so I just loved him to death. He was so fucking cool. And one day we got into a rock fight me and him Like throwing rocks at each other. Yeah

Okay, and I'm a big believer in just like hey, we just have to leave even you threw first I throw last No, no. Yeah, sure. No, tell me I have. Yeah, I guess I want to know. I don't know. I would go into it with that assumption that we should be fair but knowing that that son of a bitch is not going to play.

Yeah, that's what I always think. And so we're at a standoff and we're even. I threw the right he threw first I threw last we're even and we're standing there with you drop the rock. And and he's like he's and I have chased him up against a fence. And he's like threatening to throw at me. I'm like, hey dude, if you throw that me, I'm gonna throw at you. We're cool now. You want to go one more? We go one more. We can. And I got a big fucked up looking rock. Like the opposite of a skipping rock. I got like this triangle fucking big rock I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like tell you something like you don't want to be in the fucking any kind of like Any now you're gonna wish you weren't a Home Depot, but you don't want to

Yeah, you don't want to open your dead And This fucking guy throws the rock at me And when he throws it at me, of course my cat like reflexes. I'm like and then he turns his back to me Yeah, but he's up against the fence and I fucking just Yokanami socconami that Dodgers Japanese guy fucking got my arm in some position that no one human being get their arm in I Throw a hundred and seven mile an hour fastball at him and it hits him in the butt I throw a hundred and seven mile an hour fastball at him and it hits him in the butt.

Good fair shot. And I fucking ran for like 15 minutes in the opposite direction. He raged out or what? Oh, he raged. That was the end of our friendship. That was it. That was it. So what'd you learn in that? Just don't throw the last rock. God, I don't know. Like, I was so bummed.

I think we got called to the off. I think it like it got back to like to the principal or something. Really? And that was it. That was the end of our friendship. I was so bummed. I was so it's like it's like I've had very few failed friendships in my life. You never went back and said anything? friendships in my life. You never went back and said anything. It's in the eighth grade. I guess I wasn't emotionally. I don't know.

I wanted to still be his friend. I got the vibe. I was pretty happy with the outcome. Yeah. All right. I think I'm going to hop. But before I do. Thanks for the past year.

I don't want to get all sentimental, but. Thank you, dude. This year was crazy. When Spin put up the summary of everything we did this year, that was just on the Spin side. Not including everything that we've done. And so the group's been huge. It continues to make me work harder than ever worked before in my life.

Yeah. What a great group of hardworking people. Yeah. Thanks for everything you've contributed. It's awesome, dude. Yeah. Thanks for letting me contribute. That's how like, dude, we need you.

You're the fucking, you're the guitar. Everyone's their own instrument and like one person goes missing and it's a fucking mess. Yeah, we're a band. Yeah. For real. But anyway, thanks guys. Happy New Year. Cheers.

Thanks dude. Later bro. The chat was getting uncomfortable with it, sentimental. I went to, I went to, I went to Etsy. Oh wow. I do know Etsy. Yeah you know Etsy? Yeah the site. Yeah and I typed in slingshots. And the boys wanted slingshots so I ordered them these slingshots and the slingshots each slingshots comes with this plastic bag full of felt balls. Okay. And they're big, they're like the size of a quarter.

And they're felt, they're soft, but they're hard. And I give the boys their slingshots and they're trying, they're trying and they're jackasses, right? They, the rubber band has to pull through a certain way. You got to let go of the rubber, but you have to hold it like this. You know what I mean? Like you squeeze that leather pouch that grabs the ball and then you pull it back

and then you have to aim it through the goal post, right? So if it's at an angle, it hits the goal post. If you're not squeezing that thing, they think they should be holding the ball. You don't hold the ball, you hold the leather. They're just goofballs, right? So I'm showing two of my boys, they're like, hey, can you show us how to do it?

I'm like, sure. And Ari's in the kitchen doing his schoolwork. Hi, honey. Hello? Wife? Hello? No, could you bring me another coffee? Yeah.

Yeah. I hope you're staying up late. Okay. Bye. Do we have guests still at the house? Are the boys asleep? Okay. Put them to sleep before I'm done. I'm Kellen kicking in.

Okay. So. Ari's in the kitchen. You know my kitchen's like in that next and I'm in the jujitsu room and I fucking pull it back. Fucking point that thing at him and the ball fucking hits him right in the fucking forehead They get him good with you did he freak out oh he was freaking out white I got in so much trouble My my other two sons hated me for it. My wife hated me for it. Ari hated me for I was in the doghouse

For ten minutes everyone hated me for it my wife hated me for it Ari hated me for I was in the dog house for ten minutes everyone hated me I heard Ariel you're a horrible father oh that's hilarious my dad used to shoot up my friends and I with like the airsoft guns right when they first came out oh that's awesome so like we always hung out in the garage of my house. That was like the that was like the, you know, the central hub for all the friends. Did you have a table or anything or no? Yeah, we had two couches. Oh, yeah. So it's like we have a two car garage and then there's a one car garage that has a little twist and pull

that had its own lock to it, too. Nice. And so on the twist and pull side, my dad has like a workbench over there, and then we set up couches So that little hallway ran like this to the refrigerator and then it's still it's still somewhat like that now but um And so yeah, we had a bunch of couches in there Just once we just went and took from you know around that were free we just like go find him on the streets and bring him in there and shit like that.

And so so we were always we were always hanging out in there, but you would have to go in through the living room to use the bathroom. Right. Like sometimes we just pee out in the side yard a little bit. But like sometimes people come in a pistol and my dad would always just sit there in the recliner and he would be watching some old like Western or like something, you know, and he would be like, hey, someone come in coming to be like what he would just shoot them with the fricking airsoft gun. They'd be like, Oh shit. He'd be like, yeah, that's for everybody else to tell you guys, keep it down down there, man. That's mom sleeping upstairs.

And it was just like, he just ruled with the airsoft gun. Yeah. It's hilarious. Hey, did you know where he kept it? Yeah. I just kept it in the recliner. Oh, did you ever shoot it? No. I mean, we were like 16 and so we had a whole collection of them. In fact, I shot my friend in the eye pretty good. We weren't wearing any eye protection and had to take them to the emergency room. Is his eye okay? It turned out to be okay. It wasn't for a while.

Bruise is writing a pretty good cause I, all I learned when you played a guns, like whether it was like paintball or airsoft is just like three, two, one, go. If you're the one standing where everybody ducks and you just stay standing and every time they stand up, you just fire a shot or two and keep moving toward them. Yeah. Most people just hide. And the next thing you know, you're right up on them. And so I would just start firing shots. And it was crazy to think, too, because we're ducking behind parked cars

and I'm just shooting airsoft guns at the Cars and shit. What is it? What what comes out of it? Just the little plastic Pellet little plastic BB. They're yellow. Yeah See none of this shit was around when we got him. This was like 2003 look you know fucking thing. Yeah, they're ridiculous now Fucking thing. Yeah, they're ridiculous now They have like little grenades and shit too dude people get super into this shit

This thing's a thousand bucks. Yeah I want to see the bullets Shut the fuck up. Let's see it Being a deputy now this stuff is so insane Yeah, dude, I can imagine like all the guns like so like I mean they're made to be like replicas of real guns The ones that we had had like that big-ass orange tip on it like half the time. I generally shoot Did this guy say it shoots fucking 340 airsoft pieces a minute Oh, there's the pellets that's what I wanted to see

Well, we can't see him on our own. Oh Oh shit. Oh, we can't see them on our own. Oh, oh shit, oh sorry. That's right. Sitting over here just playing it. Those, so those are the pellets. Oh yeah. So those sting like motherfuckers. The maximum range for the M1990, 300 FPS using.2 grams is 60 meters. It was rather windy so you'll see that it's dispersed after 50 meters. Holy shit!

Wow! You see those flying out? Yeah! Alright. Thank you. Say that again, babe? I think so. I don't know if waiting is the right word. I'm being very proactive. Oh yeah, going for midnight. Not only Sid from Toy Story, but I'm wearing the same shirt too. That's kind of funny. The bullets. Who is?

I am. Chad was like, Susan's my mate, Sid from Toy Story. It's cracking me up because like, he, I think he wears like a little black and skull and crossbones t-shirt. It looks almost like the same shirt I have on right now. Oh, you have a rhino on. I do, yeah. That's why you were seeing rhinos on, um. Yeah, that's what I was saying.

That's why I said it was like recent, it was a bias. Oh yeah, look at this. And that's why I saw a girl with her ankles pinned to her ears There we go. See we go Oh shit, oh shit, that's you if you were to head down syndrome Jesus Christ The inverted face gotta get so much shit Let me see what this is

Oh, oh let's watch this Oh, this should be good. I saw Whitney Cummings today advertising. Do you know who Whitney Cummings is? Yeah. Medium chick? Yeah, she's funny as shit. 2024 election fried our brains.

The Democrats couldn't hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright. Are we still rolling? Am my office? Go for it. It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn't give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate. Kamala was forced on us so hard you'd think she was padded by Pfizer or Moderna, whichever one's... Oh god, Andy just gave me a very scary look. Go! I love going around the country because you see that Americans really are more reasonable than they would be portrayed. Absolutely. They're pretty great.

And I'm playing bigger and bigger venues now. I thought being a mom would mean that less people would want to come see me. I'm not playing, you know, like 3000 seat theater, which is about the viewership of CNN these days. Not this show though. Nice, nice, nice. All eyes are on this show. Wow, you're awesome.

You know, Andy and I, Andy and I had a tour. We this show. Wow, you're all firing. Andy and I had a tour. We did like 2015. I can't remember. Is that um Who's the guy? That's Anderson Cooper, right? Yeah. And is that Anderson

Cooper's boyfriend? No, it's like Andy, I forget his last name. Embarrassing that I know this, but he does all like the fucking Screaming Ladies shows. Is he gay? Oh yeah, they both are. Yeah, I knew Cooper was. What's funny is...

That's his side dude. Whitney Cummings is... Oh, Cohen. Yeah, Andy Cohen. Thank you This is her look at this What do you see You know what I see Shines be on her knees?

Tonight's the night, CNN New Year's Eve live. I'm going to be roasting the year 2024 and I'm already starting to worry that they're going to like cut the feed halfway through. Like listen, you're on your fucking knees looking up to a fucking camera with your fucking melons out. Is she on her knees or she's sitting on a bench Hey look at her it because of the angle She's at her head is twice the size of her fucking torso. You know what I mean? It totally angles We like I don't care if she's on a bench or she's standing or what to me She's on her fucking knees looking up

And I've seen this angle it's called POV yeah one of my favorite series is shot from this angle they've been cool so far um but we will see just know that I'm supposed to like eight to ten minutes so if they you know if my set is like less than five just know that I'm supposed to do like eight to 10 minutes. So if they, you know, if my set is like less than five, just know that I have been cut. I did delete the sign. It's fucking ridiculous. It seems like she's almost playing it up right there.

And like something tells me they're not gonna like cut her ever. You know what I mean? No, no. Like they brought her because she knew she was gonna be edgy, but she's still a woman so they get the pass I Saw her. Yes. It's not like they got Shane Gillis up there saying that I saw her

stand-up on only fans It's it's a I guess only fans does comedy shows now only fans. Yeah only fans Oh, let me see if I can Google it is so fucking funny Whitney Cummings Only fan Funny yeah, I think that was like the original intent of that website wasn't it the developers like wanted it to be like Oh really a place for comedians not comedians

But like um wanted it to be like oh really a place for comedians not comedians but like what's that other thing that they do where you could pay people and they'd be like hi Seva and your friend Matt paid me to wish you a happy birthday and it's like Danny Glover some washed-up actor oh oh cameo yeah I think it was supposed to be like something like that and when I mean, to release her first stand-up comedy special for OnlyFans. Yeah, oh, maybe here it is. Cameo, yeah, cameo. Oh no. Anyway, it was funny as shit.

She is funny. OnlyFans are- oh, maybe here it is. Jesus Christ, are you gonna send me you just keep sending me you just keep sending me to your own website Just keeps rerouting you back yeah, you're not taking me to only fans Who makes like 45 my brother does Cameos for his fans on Instagram now makes $45 per cameo That's cool Who's it? You know his brother. Do we know Darren? No, I don't know who it is. Hmm

If we've got the light the lighting and that pose is accentuates his buttocks Yeah, and his lats. Happy New Year, Mr. Noodle. This is the the noodles guy from this morning, right? Is it? I don't know what's up with that noodles thing. I think this is him. Okay. This is the guy that streams from his car. This guy's a genius. This guy fucking goes live on YouTube at night, sleeps in his car, but lifts his YouTube, keeps streaming. So if anyone were to attack him or rob him or anything, the world's watching. This is real. You're not making this up. This guy does.

No, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Caleb pulled up a couple of streams today that were like fucking 12 hours long or whatever. And is there a hell of views on them? Yeah. One of them had 56,000 views. Man, there was a guy that, I mean, this was years ago, but, but just do like study marathons where the camera would just stream why he literally just like studied from like this kind of abstract angle, like where you could still see

him and everything, but it was just like, you couldn't see a shit, dude. He had hundreds of thousands of views. Like you could be studying with him. That's literally what it's called. Study with me. They have like 900,000 followers, subscribers. Let's try that. Maybe I should just do that.

Reply to emails and do Zoom meetings with Matt. Study with me. Holy shit, dude. Let me see. 42 million subscribers. Is it the same guy? Is it the dude with like the... His room's like in the corner. He's got like a cat and like the headphones. He even made like lo-fi study music off of his silhouette. Study with me

mmm I don't know wait are you saying I don't see this this is it I put no this is like that's like that's like music and stuff playing live this was what it is yeah study with me hold on it. It shows girl studying. But um, because when they do this, they have like study music and different stuff like that. How look this thing has. I really like to draw everything I see on TV. Goku going Super Saiyan. This is myself and this guy. Let me try to fit in. Not really nerd out. That has 1.8 million views. God YouTube's a trip, isn't it?

There's so many fucking giant channels out there I've never even fucking heard of. This channel has 42 million subscribers and only 866 videos. Crazy. Okay, if I get this name. This is like a while ago. Oh shit, look at this. Oh, is this oh this is an Instagram account look at this fucking Instagram account Oh, this is YouTube's Instagram account. I didn't even know YouTube had an Instagram account. Did you know no? 31 million subscribers on YouTube's Instagram account. And everything's woke as fuck.

Already, I can already tell. Yeah. Uh, girl, black girl, tranny, girl. Black chick with nose ring. Tranny, tranny, black girl, blacks. Mexican tranny, gay. Tell me when you see a white guy. Yeah gay gay super gay Gay Gay

Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay black guy gay gay, gay, gay, gay, black guy. Damn. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Jesus Christ, super gay. Tom Guzzler. Uh-oh, gay. What the fuck is going on? Oh shit.

Jason Kelsey, drug pusher. Gay. This is unreal, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is it. This is... No wonder we don't have fucking... We only have 30,000 subscribers. Hey, you wanna hear something crazier? I'm gonna have to suck a dick, dude. I'm gonna have to suck a dick.

You wanna hear something crazier than that? Yeah. Take a guess. Take a guess. Even their straight guy is gay. Even their straight guy is gay. No, he's Metro this is unreal you have to be gay a girl or black oh whore or trans there we go that's a dude that's a dude fucking Christ Almighty I don't know that's a or not. I just think oh here we go here. We go if it or narrative Black fam still feminine

Cry me go ahead. What were you gonna say? This is unreal dude There's no one there's no one I identify with on here, Susa. Oh, man It's tough when you go to places and don't see people like you YouTube is not a place. I don't see people like you. YouTube is not a place. I don't feel safe on YouTube. This is truly unreal. Here's a guy with a vest on. What the fuck is this? Gay.

Okay, go ahead. What are we going to say? Gay. Okay, go ahead. What are we gonna say? Gay. Yeah, so guess from October till now. Are black, sorry, one more thing. Is YouTube, do only black people use YouTube? No, dude. It's just the, they just want to push a narrative. Because you think it's only gay people or black people. Maybe i'm gay. I don't know. Okay, sorry

Go, it's all the same models and actors from the uh apple website. Yes. Yes. Like come on Utah needs a compete competitor. I know and rumble so bad. Yeah. Well, here's uh And here's the reason why they will never have a competitor. Okay? October, November, December, three months. How much did YouTube the company make in ad revenue? Of the final quarter this year? Yep. Let me make a quick Google.

Don't Google it. Just guess. Just guess. Just guess. Just guess. One billion. $8.92 billion and that's just free money leveraging their platform oh my god the the profit margins on that must be insane yeah because they're not

even creating the content we are Darren is um oh that's a good point. And we make all the shit. Uh, Darren lives 10 minutes from you, but sadly doesn't come to my gym. Yeah. What the fuck's wrong with you? I think that's a big thing now. People call it bodybuilding and targeted as a strategy for people with ADHD.

Oh, uh, Roselle. That was behind. and targeted as a strategy for people with ADHD. Oh, uh, Roselle. That was behind. Okay, one of you guys gonna have to be gay. I know I'm seeing the writing on the wall. I'm the black guy. Damn it. It doesn't leave many options for me.

That's so depressing that that's their Instagram. I thought you were gonna say that Darren doesn't come to my gym. I was gonna say I was just giving him shit, but he could come say hi anytime. That is so depressing that that's their Instagram. Is it? Are you really that surprised though? No, but I'm not that surprised but look at let me just show you this Let me just show you this Okay, hold on hey you're live on air It's okay I turned your mute I've muted you know Never Okay, maybe you have muted. No, she's not muted. Oh, nevermind, I unmuted you.

So she wants to meet. Happy New Year. It's 25 minutes. She wants to know if she can make out with someone. Oh, Susan muted himself, I think. We can now project the winner of the presidential race. Donald Trump wins the presidency. What started off as unlikely impossible is now reality.

I will fight for you with every breath in my body and I will never ever let you down. We have a president who actually fulfilled the promises he made during the campaign. He now has a record as president. That's pretty damn impressive. Breaking news out of Paul Richelord. The FBI has executed an unprecedented search warrant. President Donald Trump against a former president has both sides of the political aisle up in arms. He is a dangerous and unstable low end in American history. The Justice Department has just indicted former President Donald Trump.

For seven years, they hated him, they targeted him, they hunted him. This is the epitome of the abuse of the prosecutorial power to preempt political decisions. I never thought anything like this could happen in America. The only crime that I have committed is to fearlessly defend our nation from those who seek to destroy it. The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead.

They want to take away my freedom because I will never let them take away your freedom. They wanna silence me because I will never let them silence you. They're not coming after me, they're coming after you, and I just happen to be standing in their way and I will never be moving. On November 5th, 2024, justice will be done. We will take back our country and we will make America great again. America will always rise to every challenge and overcome every danger.

Donald Trump seems to always get stronger when challenged. These types of things I think you can string. When I'm reelected, I will totally obliterate the deep state. As long as we have pride in our beliefs, courage in our convictions, and faith in our God, then we will not fail. Then we will not fail We can now project the winner of the presidential race Donald Trump wins the president so good That's like doc thing. I don't know. This is but this is just on his Instagram and this is so different than fucking youtube dude It's not like there's no there's

This is so different than youtube That's xavier's oh it's the xavier's comment Hey, so i'm watching that guy cancel e and the other i'm watching the guy cancel the cancel ian guys uh instagram the other day and he's talking about how the CIA and the whatever, the three letter agencies, how there's this whole plan to just program us and program us and program us. It's like, that's such a weak take without saying that we're made to be programmed. We're made to be programmed. We've always been made to be programmed. It's one of the fucking genius parts of our fucking survival.

We see patterns, we recognize them, we repeat patterns, we find patterns that make us most successful at what we do, and we fall asleep at the wheel once we get, you know, plugged into a successful program. So you can't be like saying that the CIA is programming us like it's something bad. We're made to be programmed. And the thing is, is like, you can say that can you have to be like hey you can shoot they're not doing anything that the the Pope and Jesus and the CIA and Satan are all doing the same thing to you they're trying to fucking program you and you're trying to program other people around you and so when you say when you say the CIA is programming you it's like saying well God did it. It's like you're not saying anything Because we we already know that

But but he says it that these conspiracy theorists and these fucking these people on the web say it like it's something bad but like Hey, dude, you have to look at the other side. That's what we're made here to do Mm-hmm. We've been brought here to program our set to get programmed and to program other people for a successful mission to wherever the fuck we're going. We're programmed to the bone. Yeah. And so it frustrates me because like you're not saying anything. You were programmed by your tv. You were programmed by the thing. Like I get it. But then

remind the people also like yo motherfucker you're made to be programmed. Do you want the CIA programming you? Right, because at some point the programming becomes your responsibility. Yes. Right. It's like find someone else to program you then. It's like we've been, it's like our buddies.

Like we've been celebrating like holy shit, how cool is it that none of our friends fucking cheat on their wives so we don't have that like coming into our fucking program. How cool is it that none of our friends fucking cheat on their wives so we don't have that like coming into our fucking program? Mm-hmm. Yeah, if you have the ability to recognize you're being programmed, then you probably have the ability to recognize that you could program yourself.

You can program yourself, you can program others, but yeah, don't think of it as like some sort of like bad thing Think it is a great thing. But but the way these guys always stated is like it's a bad thing It's not a bad thing. It's a fucking something to celebrate that night They celebrate that you're aware of the process of what's going on But they say like the CIA is conspiring to program you it's like no everything's conspiring to program you Yeah, it's kind of reminds me of like everything that take on the neutralizing success language from the Stoves book, like how you could package things in a certain way like that. That makes it seems like.

Different than it is, like how you just said, like, oh, the CIA is like programming us and it's like, well, everything's programming us. Yeah. So to say the CIA is is kind of like, it's a weird way to like package that. Like, are you trying to make it like fearful? Like what is the framing behind that? What's your intention? Everything happens for a reason. Okay, thanks.

You know that one? The one people say that you're like, yeah, thanks, dude. It's like somehow it makes you feel good, but it's like everything. Yeah. Okay. Well then. dude it's like somehow it makes you feel good but it's like everything yeah okay well then yeah like my favorite is like okay thanks or even the people that are convinced of you know the meaning of life kind of like the the atheists that go around try to convince everybody that their religion is is you know, the meaning of life kind of like the, uh, the, uh, atheists that go around and try to convince everybody that their religion is,

is, you know, made up story that they need to refute. Yes. But then like you ask him like, okay, like very few just would say like nothing. I'm like indifferent to the start of life and it's not of my concern. And that it is what it is. Right. So I go, okay. But then the other ones will try to convince you of like the big bang theory,

but both of them still have the same question of like, well, why, why did the big big thing? Why did God create, you know what I mean? Like nobody could answer the origin question. So therefore it doesn't matter what, what authority you stand on when you give your position at the end of the day, it's all, it's all of us to still feeling around in the dark. Right. Well, and they're all just stories. And they're all stories. You're still like, like.

You're just telling yourself a story that that guy's story is not true. Now, you don't even have your own fucking story. You're still right. Such thing as God and Jesus, and you're fucking that's your story. Right. So some people would say, oh, no, there's no way that Jesus could be a real person to come down, die for our sins, and then is resurrected. And you're like, OK, well, then I, there's no way that Jesus could be a real person and come down and die for our sins and then is resurrected. And you're like, okay, well then I'm just going to believe that nothing, like from nothing

came everything. Or I'm just going to spin any story to fucking make me feel happy. You're no different than they are. Right. That's the way that I view it. And then once you actually realize that on a micro level, you could craft your own story, your own narrative. Yes.

And when I did that, you get people to drink Kool-Aid and kill themselves in Africa. No, sometimes people need a leader, you know, you could teach people CrossFit. That was the first part of that, uh, business planning workshop I did. I've never seen that emoji, which was what? Oh, the one you David weed. Oh, the one you, I know something's off with him today. Something's weird.

It's like his shit's been hacked. Um, the, the, the, the, the, the one that you taught. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like, I guess you could say I taught it. I don't really like to say that I taught it because yeah, like it just was stuff that I've like collected over the, you know, the last like seven, six, seven years really that has kind of like worked for me. And I enjoy doing it around November, December time, which is kind of like looking back on

certain metrics or data points. And I think it's important to kind of like take a minute to reflect and then decide, you know, like, okay, here's where we kind of went. Here's here's here's the path that was taken from last year. You know, did we was that close to some of the things that I thought would would happen or I wanted to how did things change? Why did they change? You know, I like to go through some of that and then kind of decide like okay Like if here's where I am and here's where I want to be like what type of person do I have to?

Become to achieve that Because a lot of times people are too focused on like some sort of outcome, right? Like I want to make a million dollars. And it's like, okay, cool. Like, that's a great outcome. But like the majority of your time needs to be focused on two things. Number one, like what is the actual person you need to become to achieve that? And what I mean by that is you're probably lacking skill sets.

You're probably ignorant of certain information. You're, you know, there's certain things that there's gaps that need to be filled. And then that's basically like the input portion of it. So rather than focusing on the million dollars, then you go back and you say, okay, if I need to do these to become this person to make this money, then that's actually what we're... What the goal is, the day-to-day goal is like focusing on those inputs that allow you to get closer. This is off-subject a little bit, but do you think it's easier to have the inputs or the goals or the changes or the habits to become rich or to get the body you want? You know, I think they're so intertwined that I was like, man, I wonder if there's like some sort of combination where it's like, you're like, hey, come in, re reframe your life, you know, like, get on some sort of accountability plan with your diet and your exercise. And then at the same time, let's take a look at your

finances, because there's so much parallel to them. Right? I hear that. But isn't the body you want is like a science, right? It's kind of like a sure thing. So is the math on the on the financial freedom you want. OK, that's what I wanted to hear. Yeah. I mean, you could we could calculate out your program down to the measurement of your diet and we could calculate out your spending down to the penny. Right?

And so both of them are just in that. That was the other portion inside this, uh, the goal thing that I had, which I have this wheel here. Can I show it real quick? I think people might think the graphics cool. Hey, this is a great line right here. A life has no meaning. Just bend over and enjoy it. Um, uh, that's a great, that's a good, that's, it would be a great, uh, that is a great line right here. A life has no meaning just bend over and enjoy it. Um, uh

That's a great that's a good that's would be a great religion for a cult leader You could definitely throw that on a bumper sticker. Yeah, that's a great um So this is kind of what we talked about and i'm not going to go through this whole thing and bore these people are you with it? But i'm good. I'm good. Um So this was the the this is kind of like the system that I like to use. Right. So it's like, think like just what we talked about, like who do you want to become? What do you want to accomplish? And most importantly,

like why, like why? And then number two is order. Like the sequencing, in my opinion, is, is, is just as important, if not more important than the goals and the inputs. Like if you don't have your sequencing somewhat figured out, then you're going to be shut up the creek. And then analyze. Give me an example of sequencing, like a bad sequencing. Yeah. I mean, for the simplest example, rather than playing the game of courting the woman, you know, you pull out the condom as you're trying to get into the bed. Like, no, sequencing was... Wait, I was just emptying my... Okay, fine. I'll take one for this one.

You know what I'm saying? You can keep that bad boy in the pocket till it gets a little hot and heavy and she goes wait Stop, do you have protection? You're like, I think so. Oh, yes Okay, now your sequencing is way more on right you go for a little a little gentle hard for me to take that feedback But I'll take it. Thank you. All right So then this I thought was clever. I'm just sharing it because I thought it was clever So I think I called the five buckets of life And I think that each one of these need to have some sort of goal attached to it for you. Some sort of output you need to achieve. Business, personal, development, health, family, financial. But this was the thing

that I really wanted to show, which is the... If the goal is in the middle, all these things surrounding it are more important than the goal itself. So the timeline. When is it gonna happen? Oh, this has the sequencing part in it too. This is the sequencing part. So it's like the timeline, like when is it going to happen? How do you draw that out? What are the habits that you need to most likely quit is really what happens? Or add the math and the money. That's just telling about a lot of things can break down to some sort of simple equation to some some some degree right? Like I'm talking with my sister in law and she's like, oh my gosh, I have to work all these extra hours because we can't afford, you know, childcare on some of these days. And I'm like, well, have you done the math? Does it make more sense for you just to quit your job? Like, even if you don't do the skills, the need, the why, the how and the who, if you can't answer those, as long as you have money coming in, you can still be making a path towards your goal.

Yeah. And then you got the who, the why, the how and the skill needed. And so anyways, that's just... Is that what you should do first? Go back to that. You did it in reverse, right? You should start on the outside wheel. No, this is just everything that it comes as in any one goal. So if you want it, maybe that there was an order, you should do them to the sequencing. Like you should start on the outside.

We'll start and then move to the inside. Well, oh, no, no, no. That's just kind of the graphic that I had. But each goal would pertain to take that as feedback. Thank you. Yeah, that is good feedback. And I can sequence these out. But like if you were to tell me like, hey, the goal for the podcast is, you know, we want to make eighty thousand dollars a month in recurring revenue.

So I'd say like, OK, cool, that's a great north star. Now, like, let's focus on everything around this wheel and start answering some of those questions as to like how we're actually going to achieve that. And so anyways, I, um, what is that is a trip, right? Because party who wants to, um, party wants to grow things, but party who just wants to, um, do what you want to do. What do you mean?

Like if you have goals, they could collide with what, let's say. Like if you're too stringent on it, you might miss other opportunities that come up. Um, I can't think of a good example right now. Um, basically not sell your soul. Not let, let, let's say, let's, let's say you, let's say you want to grow something, right? And let's say, like we saw people do this. Like they'll go wherever they think the growth is.

It doesn't matter. Do you know what I mean? Like you, let's say you want to, okay, here's a perfect example. Let's say you want to do a sports podcast. And so you know that you love baseball, but you know football and basketball, there's more opportunity for a podcast there. So you chase those. And that's a pretty benign one.

Right. As opposed to just people who are just like, just selling out left, right and fucking center around us, which we see happening all fucking around us as long as they have the, as long as they have their subscribers agreeing with them and whatever, like they can, they're, they're, they're good. All short-term Decision-making yeah, that's all that is

And so for me, I don't think they flushed out two things but that could take you away from your goal if your goal is to put on a shitload of a Shitload of subscribers and just make money Then you just keep your mouth shut about stuff that matters to you. The things that you feel a moral obligation to. And I would agree with that. But like if you and I were sitting down, if you were like, Hey, I want to, you know, I want 30 minutes of your time to go over my goals. I would never let you off the hook with a follower number as a goal. Um, I would, I would keep, I would start, I want to like, I get weird and I did it

in this workshop, like, and this might be extreme. And maybe because I've done this for multiple years, I start with, like, you got to start with the end, man. Why do you think people celebrate their, um, um, Instagram followers? Like they do a, uh, thank you. They do a thank you post for 10,000, um, followers. Why do you think people do that? I don't know.

Cause other people have done it. And then they could there. It's almost like, it's like, OK, this might be a good analogy, right? Like you got the guy that's going to like lift a bunch of weight in the in the CrossFit class. It's the heavy day. And, you know, like he's going to go for the big back squat. Yeah, like you could just walk the bar out. He could hit the lift and put it back. Or I could wait till the very end after everybody already else's lifted. I could grab the bar. I could kind of stop my feet

I could get off like oh get underneath it, you know walk it out. Huh? So everybody's looking when I hit that squat That to me is the equivalent of my fucking balloons and cake for my 10,000 followers Like you just need everybody to know you got you got it. You're like, you know, you're peacocking it. You're celebrating the end zone. But OK, yeah, OK. I don't agree with it.

I don't think there's anything behind it. Yeah, but you made it mean more OK with it. I was really hating it. I think I'm OK with peacocking. I think it's OK to to show your successes out there. Like I'm like, I'm'm not gonna hate on that at all You know what? I mean? You got a really hot girlfriend. You want to post a picture over on Instagram? I get it. You get a good lift and I want to see those things too

I like seeing your hot girlfriend and I like your 315 pound hand clean. I fucking blown. I love it. I love so Yeah, that's cool. I And I think maybe you made me feel better about it and not to put words in in your your mouth about it But I think where my thought goes to you isn't just the vanity of like celebrating it Let everybody else know because ultimately you're like, okay cool like I get it But it's the fact that if you think there's something more than that there Becomes a problem like if you think that the

10,000 followers you've arrived or the a hundred thousand or the million or whatever it is, like if that, if your planning has only amounted to this season's CrossFit games, like your sequencing is off in my opinion. Uh, as an athlete or as media, as a human being, because you got it. I like, I get like, for me, I got to stretch it far. So ultimately, and like I said, I've been doing this for a lot of years, but like I go to the, to the end, like, Hey, what, like when it's said and done,

what do you really want to have happen? And for me, I think it's just to have a shit load of people show up at my funeral. And the only, that's what you want. Yeah. Okay. Like if you want. Yeah. Okay. Like if you're yeah. To make who happy. To make the people that have been have been impacted so much by different things that

I've done in life that when they found out they stopped and decided to go. When they found out. Think about it. So if you're like, but you don't really care if there's people at your funeral for you, you just think that that's the ultimate metric that you did a good job. Right. If you could think of somebody in your life, maybe you haven't talked to them like 10 years. And then you hear they passed, Isn't it going to be a tragedy in the old age, whatever the case, right?

You were like, damn. So it's a, wow, I haven't, you know, taught them in so many years. And I'm kind of reflecting and then you start, you know, you do what you don't normally do, you can tell it to your kid and be like, Avi, if you, let me tell you about this guy, man, this was a good friend of mine. And he just, you know, blah, blah, blah. And you start telling the stories of like the contributions that were made to your life, like if, if there, if that level was so high that you felt compelled to go.

The travel to that funeral. Yeah. Like that, that's ultimately a success because really at the end of the day, like outside of that, what else is there? Maybe I'm getting, I'm reading too much into it, but I was thinking the only reason why I'd go to a funeral, the only reason, well, the, I think I've only been to like three funerals. I went to one with my dad to be there with my dad.

I went to my grandfather's funeral, and then I went to another funeral that was Haley's grandmother, and I went there for Haley. But God forbid, let's say you died, right? I would go to your funeral, but not for you. Right. I would, I would, and not for me either. Yep.

But for everybody else. Yeah. I'd go there to tell you. Yes. I'd go there to tell your parents how much I fucking loved you to death and I'd fucking hug your wife and I'd fucking like make, tell your kid, give your kids my phone number. You know what I mean? I'd be like, Hey, call me anytime. And number. You know what I mean? I'd be like, hey, call me anytime.

And like, you know what I mean? Like I would not, but the other, I wouldn't go. It's a great long-term goal, isn't it? Yeah. I wouldn't go. Yeah. I guess so. Yeah.

I wouldn't go for, I wouldn't feel any obligation to go to respect you. Right. You could do that in your own private time. I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. I would go because. could do that in your own private time. I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would go because

I would go because I would want someone to do that, like for people who like me to do that for my family. Bingo. Yeah. That's that's all. Yeah, that's what I would do. Right. And then layer in from that is to contribute enough and to build enough a foundation that to some means your family is taking care of right so like if those two things so If you're like if that's it Like now you could really Sequence shit out and decide what's important. What's not new you we knew I've had conversations We're like I'm fucking riled up about XYZ and I'm like, yep Yep, and I've done it to you and then we both sat there and been like, okay cool So now that that's passed like is it really worth anymore and we both like no

It's not like is it is this really pertaining to the long-term goal is this worth the squeeze here and nine times out of ten we're like it's not and so I feel that if you're always in that short-term decision-making you know lane whatever you want to call it it's hard to see past that so all your decisions are governed in that kind of reactive way and it's hard to be proactive out in front of it. Hey, um, there's a paradox there a little bit too because so you look at the youtubers in our space who played it really safe.

And that's almost like the long-term goal like like that's their vision of understanding the long-term goal. Mm-hmm Where we've never played it safe. Now. No need to. Yeah, it's it's a fucking trip. Mm hmm. So I just I like putting that stuff down in thought because I really think like, you know, you become mostly what you think about all the time. And so if I'm thinking about running through all those things, it's like not only a good reminder, but it helps kind of continue to create the path forward. I mean, dude, I wrote this thing down in 2017 that said I would be

doing something with contributing to a large portion of CrossFit and like all this other stuff. No way you could have predicted that last Friday sat and was at Greg's seminar thing. Right. And then, and then all the other meetings that you've been in that you can't even talk about. Exactly. Yeah, that's fucking cool. That's crazy. Yeah. And the biggest break in the dam. Happy new year.

Oh, it's close, right? Oh shit. Here we are. Wow. Shut up and scream It's a 7 hour show Shut up and scream Taylor, Seth, and Joanne It's a 7 hour show We do there's 10 there's 14 shows a week on average. Yeah crazy between Taylor and JR You and and Jenny now. Oh, yeah, he's crushing Jenny's crushing. Okay. Sorry what we say the break damn was what she's great

The break of the damn that I always go back to which I know I've told you the story then I think even her my mom Tell it from her version was I had been doing, um, the podcast for the gym for like a year and a half, maybe at this point, and I kept cutting little clips from it and I'd post it online and I had like tag you and, um, and one of the times you like reposted my thing. Oh, that's cool. What year was that? 2017, 2018, maybe. That's cool. What year was that? 2017 2018 maybe

That's crazy. Yeah, and then I was like, oh shit And then so I went in and I was like cuz I was always like I was still in the garage at that point living Living at home So I just go out there to have my own space and I'm like little tablet and I'd like read and they do whatever out there And it was uh, yeah, it was funny because I remember I saw that I showed Grace. I was like, look what happened? And she's like, oh my gosh, that's crazy. And I show mom, she's like, well, what's happening?

What's happening? You know, you know how that is. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. And then and then, yeah, it was funny because how everything kind of like sequenced out over time. But if you think about that, too, like if I hadn't done like in hindsight, it's always 20, 20. Right. But like, if you think about the skate videos that I did and took the skate shops to like get those guys sponsored back in the day so I could get like a free board and like, you know, and then doing a lot of the podcast

stuff and then sneaking into the DDCs like, you know, all these things like sequence out. And so if you don't like start, even when you think you're like crazy far away from it, like it never really gets it closer because I wouldn't have been prepared for a lot of this media stuff or being in front of a camera without having done a lot of it, you know, on my own for multiple years. And luckily enough, nobody watched it because it would have been crazy embarrassing. And how about just like the balls to strike? Like, hey, dude, it's not easy for anyone. Yeah. And how about just like the balls to strike? Like, hey dude, it's not easy for anyone. Yeah. I mean, just look at, look at Jenny.

Jenny went from, choose me, nothing to some Instagram reels to fucking just crushing on YouTube and just filling a niche. Yep. It's crazy. Oh, happy new year. Thomas Jacobson, 9 a.m. here. Nice, dude, these fireworks are insane. Oh, I can't hear shit.

Hey, you know what else is crazy about that? I don't really have a theme of who I or what I repost. I just see something that I like and I repost it. And I don't put really more thought into it than that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Occasionally like I posted Brooke Ence's thing the other day with her just her huge rack and her nipples hard

and that one I was like, oh, I don't know if I should repost that. You know what I mean it. I started to try to think how people would take it. And I'm like, I don't even like, how do they take anything? What the fuck do I know? Right. I don't know shit how people take stuff. But I posted the only time I've ever called out on something was well, two things. But the one, the most recent one is during the games building the game, I was like, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know time I've ever called out on something was well two things. But the one the most recent one is during the games build up to the game. Scott Tetlow was on the demo team and I was going through his account when I think I had him on the show or something. I saw this beautiful picture of his wife or ended up on his wife's account. So I reposted it. Yeah. When I saw the games walked up to me and he's like, hey, why did you post that picture of my wife? Like, I don't know, because she lookedosted it. Yeah, when I saw what the games walked up to me and he's like, hey Why did you post that picture of my wife like I don't know she cuz she look hot in it. They're good Well, she's wondering why he posted it. Oh my god

You know what I mean? Like I'm just like I Didn't put that much thought into it dude, it is cuz I was sending it to the aliens the kidnapper I don't the CIA was like listen, dude, like listen. Yeah, like I'm just letting you it's basically When I repost something I'm just letting people know that I was I'm proud to have been there Like I was proud to have looked at Brooke Enns is awesome photo over hard nipples I was proud to have seen your wife Scott Tethel. I was proud to have seen a type 1 lifting hand clean 315 I'm just telling you like hey, I was I'm letting I'm just I'm like fucking Hansel and Gretel just throwing popcorn out. I'm letting you know where I was that's it there's nothing more to it. Right just breadcrumbs. Yeah. Like my boy

Patrick Rios made this post and I love Patrick Rios and I'm just posting it. I just let you know I was there that's it. Right right yeah it's funny people are always like don't overthink it. Yeah. With their own conclusions. Yeah. Like I just, I, I'm proud to have been here. I'm just letting you know, like I was at Massachusetts account. I'm just proud. I was proud to let you know. Jose del del Torre. We got a crazy Mexican contingent. I'm gonna have to cut back on the Mexican jokes. Jose del Torre, Torre, Toro. Happy new year. 2025 is going to be amazing. Keep crushing it.

Thanks dude. All right. Well, we're just getting started. Three more hours. She was not going for a record show tonight. You know, that's crazy about that. We would actually need five more hours.

We did an eight hour show before the election. Holy shit. I know it was funny because I was thinking about this show and I was like, oh, like, you know, I have like my coffee and I was trying to like stay active and awake for it.

So I didn't just kind of like start melting into the couch before we started. And I was like, man, why does it feel like there's like a big build up to this? And I was like, I swore we did something longer and I checked and it was like seven hours and 55 minutes. We did the election one. And then I was thinking I was like, maybe it's just because it's like later and we're having to like wait. You know what I mean?

Like starting this at nine was like tough because I just felt you were just like waiting around to start it. Yeah, I had a cup of coffee at seven and a cup of coffee at eight and then I had a cup of coffee when we started and I'm having one now and and I'm having a shot of uh McKellen. I know. I'm scared if I leave this in here I'm gonna fucking drink it on the show tomorrow morning. When you uh uh got that second coffee I was like right on the cusp of doing it. But I was like, no, you know what? I feel okay for a little bit longer. And if I have another one now, I might be up like too late.

I got about 4.45 this morning, yesterday morning. Where do you think these 276 listeners are from? I think we've traded time zones a couple of times. I think we got all of our European people in here now. These are Euros? I mean, Janelle's not Euros. Oh, she's, oh, but she's behind us. She's Alaska. Yeah, she's Alaska. So we have a few people like that. Is she even New Year's yet? Happy New Year's?

No, I still think she's got two more hours. They're behind us? I think so. Yeah, it's like curating Instagram for people. But it's really... Kind of, it's like curating it, but it's also like, I'm painting myself. I'm not so much like telling you that you should watch this. I'm letting you know like, hey, maybe you won't like me because I think Brooke Enns's

tits are hot and maybe you will like me for it. And like, hey, maybe you will like me because I don't think kids should take vaccines when they're born. And you know, it's like like I'm just like constantly trying to call the herd. And like, like, I don't need you to hang out if you don't like me. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you don't you don't need to like this chick like this chick fucking hates us. Heber. Yeah. Doesn't she hate us? She don't want to see her. Do you hate us? I don't think she. Hold on don't want? TeeBird, do you hate us?

I don't think she hates us. Hold on, hold on TeeBird. Might be confusing with someone. Yeah, I think she does. Don't let me into it. Okay, you don't hate me, you don't hate me. Let me see, let me see. Happy New Year, Sevan and Susan from England.

She just checked in and she's like, what the fuck? How did I get sucked into that? Just say your favorite country next thing you know. New Mexico, Canada, Australia, already in the future. Where's New Mexico? Is that like South America? Yeah. Where? Let me see. How do I search people's comment history on YouTube I know there's a way I Think Tiber I think there's a theme is Tiber the one

You know we can't over there Tiber yeah Tiber Oh, yeah, I'm hey, I'm ready to be fucking very apologetic if I'm wrong. And it's okay, you can be here if you hate. I'm not trying to... I think it is Hawaii. Dude, those fireworks have not stopped. It's been nine minutes straight. I don't care about comments.

You don't? Get out of here, not David Weed. Yeah, why don't you care about comments? Oh, there he is, he's back. Dude, this is insane. What is this? Jesus Christ, open the knife already. Just open it, dude.

Oh, there it is. Oh, it's a box cutter. Oh, does that make it legal weirdly? I don't know, but I just love beautiful machine steel like that. I think a box cutter is. Someone tried to mug me with a box cutter once. Really? I think you're in the Bronx. Where is she? T-Bird. OK, here we go.

I don't hate you. I don't hate some of the things you say. I don't. I don't hate some of the maybe you're saying I hate some of the things you say. I don't, I don't hate some of them. Maybe you're going to say, I hate some of the things you say. I don't hate you. I don't hate some of the things you say. Meaning I don't hate some of the things you say, but still can enjoy your shows. Like, please can I not hear you say it's again? All right. Like, please can I not hear you say it's again? Alright, who can, uh, okay, here we go. So, okay, fair enough.

Like, I fuck up sometimes too. Let's take two. Here we go. I don't hate you. I don't like some of the things you say, but still can enjoy your shows. Like, can I not hear you fuck take three Jesus Christ take three I'm with you I'm with you I'm ready wait they're not he's a tits again okay Oh tits yes okay it tits are disgusting breasts are disgusting that

nobody the female form is disgusting. I cannot stand it She's drunk I'm drunk Fuck you mean she's drunk. I'm drunk auto, correct Okay, so tits she doesn't like the word tits she doesn't like the t-word Ironically, let me leave you on this. Let me leave you on this. This is fucking crazy. I'm listening to a podcast the other day And there's these two fucking white guys talking Sebi, why are you telling us they're white guys because they're fucking asking the fucking question from 1990 They're like when you're singing a rap song and they say the word nigga. They don't say nigga They say n-word. Do you say nigga and they're like, Oh, that's a tough question.

They draw it out into a 10 minute beat. 10 minute beat a 10 minute. That's the black in me a 10 minute conversation. So today I'm listening to terrestrial radio. Okay. And I'm listening to 50 cent on 105.1 in Santa Cruz. And they bleep out the word every time he says nigga. They bleep it out.

But I still say it. Not only do I say, not only do I say whatever I fucking want because I'm fucking not a racist fucking scumbag. And I'm not here to oppress anyone. But when the radio station bleeps it out, like, that's why the show is never going to become popular. I'm so much more advanced spiritually and intellectually than the fuck and the rest of the fucktards. Like they're trying to decide whether they should say it when they hear it in a song.

I'm telling you, I say it when they leap it out. For them. I'm a rap aficionado. Big hip hop guy. Yeah. I used to take my my my tape cassette player to fucking junior high and I had like all the whole two live crew fucking Cassette I would I would invest it. I would let it play in my locker Suza while I would go to class so people walk by they know that like hey we want some

Pussy just nibble on this dick like a rat does cheese everybody say hey, you know the song. I know the song. Yeah All right three shots of McKellen I'm done good times and get Susie cancelled again Or reason I can't yeah, the only thing I stayed up this late is because we did the show And and and I just want you knowBird that I find tits absolutely disgusting except the ones I'm about to put in my mouth. Alright love you guys have a good night Suze thank you. Any final words Suze? No happy new year everybody. Alright love you guys bye bye