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Starting point is 00:01:04 © Desjardins Media Ltd. © Desjardins Media Ltd. © Desjardins Media Ltd. © Desjardins Media Ltd. © Desjardins Media Ltd. you Thank you. Okay. Okay. Oh I Take that shit for dinner Introduce you nigga to America most Every nigga ride with me, carry your toe. So did the bitches like a nigga two on the low. They should be like 10 and be doing the mo. OK. Two in the jet flying over the boat. I'm on the way from Panama.

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Starting point is 00:04:19 Put a ding on that show I have to cut that off good morning Looking so old today. Oh, thank you. Is this supposed to be good? This is terrible. Oh, David. I, uh, I, God, I have some young, uh, I have some footage of a young David Weed. I can't wait to show you guys Can't wait to show you guys I Think I drank the syrup damn, you know your shit. That's pretty good. That's a great cultural reference I wonder how many people get that What a morning What a morning I was up to 1 just fucking around last night.

Starting point is 00:05:06 Way too late. Yesterday, the workout, Pedro told me he did 100 Pedro told me from Coffee Pods and Wads he did 100 burpee pull ups. So I tried that out. I rode the Assault bike of course for 10 minutes.

Starting point is 00:05:22 120 calories. And then I did 100 burpee pull ups. It was weird like I basically I did five on the minute for the first 17 minutes, and then I just finished up So I got like I want to say I did 1837 Probably could I should probably try it again and do six every minute. I totally gamed it. I was scared to just attack it But it was interesting because the first five or probably the first 20, it took me like the first 20 burpee pull-ups. I was doing, like I said, I was doing five on the minute.

Starting point is 00:05:52 It was really goofy. And then finally I realized I should be standing. I started standing back. I did my burpee a little back from the bar. And then as I came up, I jumped forward as I did my pull-up. But anyway Good workout and then I and then I put on a 30 pound vest and I did Five front squats with a 40 pound D ball. I just did five

Starting point is 00:06:23 Five reps on the minute for 20 minutes. So a hundred of those just mellow. I was so I was in there a long time Then I was moving for like almost an hour straight. So it was good. I felt good about it. I said before the workout I drank two pints of water and then after the workout I drank two pints of water. It was like just, it was just like dripping, dripping. David Weed, burpees, gay. dripping. David Weed burpees. Gay. I don't know if I can um I don't know if I can disagree with that. Do you hate barbells? No I use the barbell. The thing is is as I've gotten older I you know what I was gonna do yesterday I was actually gonna do a bunch of squat cleans but after the hundred pull-ups and the burpees my

Starting point is 00:07:08 It's weird my my arms just get really like Sore almost like they hurt. It's not like it's not like a young man soreness. It's a weird kind of soreness But maybe today maybe today. I'll do some squat cleans. I wanted to do some squat cleans Normally I just do front squats with the 40-pound ball. I thought I was I put on a 30-pound vest so I was pretty... the worst part about that workout was wearing the vest for 20 minutes. God it was horrible. Oh my goodness look at this. How funny. Crazy. I guess um Crazy. I guess, um, this is the, um, I wonder if he commented on it, but this is the kind of cowardice stuff that kind of just lumps up the Talking Elite Fitness guys. And I guess they've kind of come out of it a little bit, but this is this is your typical John Wooley

Starting point is 00:08:06 Brian friend just cuckery Instead of instead of saying what their opinion is They're just consensus goons Brian's always been a populist He just it wants to go where he fits in where he's popular where he's accepted It reminds me of like how the Democrats are now like what can we do now to win the next election? It's like, dude, who cares what you can do to win the next election? Just get some morals or values

Starting point is 00:08:29 or some principles you believe in and go with it. I keep hearing that every day on news clips. What can we done? What could we've done to win? Shouldn't we move further to the right? It's like, no, if you believe killing babies and chopping off the penises off of little boys is cool, then just stick with it.

Starting point is 00:08:44 That's your thing, dude. That's boys is cool then just stick with it that's your thing dude that's your fucking thing just stick with it and so instead of saying how he feels about what Chase put what Chase said and we'll get to that in a little bit he posed something that says listen read the comments vote Chase nailed it Chase needs to get out more and like what a what a like a pussy thing to say Chase needs to get out more. And like what a like a pussy thing to say, Chase needs to get out more. Why don't you say what you really feel? God, you're such a fucking cuck. It's truly unbelievable. You know what it is, Ryan lacks courage. It takes courage. The first step of courage is being able to go inside yourself

Starting point is 00:09:22 and tell yourself the truth. And then the second part of courage is being able to go inside yourself and tell yourself the truth and then the second part of Courage is to be able to actually say what you discover. Oh shit. I was wrong. Oh Shit it actually is killing babies. I actually gave it some critical thinking. Oh shit. You shouldn't let 12 year olds take hormone Hormone blockers. Oh shit. I shouldn't be a codependent of Luca who's just reeling completely out of fucking control That's what he's doing He's he's he's being a codependent to Luca dragging his brother's name through the mud attacking an organization That's done more better more for the health of the planet Even David Weed would have to agree with this as an organization and as a community cross It's done more for the health of the planet than Even David Weed would have to agree with this. As an organization and as a community, CrossFit's done more for the health of the planet than fucking anything

Starting point is 00:10:08 in anyone's fucking lifetime. Good morning, Dan. Save on. What's up, Mikey? And instead of realizing that, he's being a codependent of a guy who's gonna destroy his brother's name in the name of fucking An emotional outburst and instead of like just being chill and holding the space Brian Brian wants to feed that codependency It's funny people keep saying People let me explain this to you Luca Luca, and to all you fucking people jumping on the bandwagon. You keep saying that like, hey, all they do is care about the money. Let me propose this to you. If that's true. Do you know what also is true on the other

Starting point is 00:10:54 end? These are people who don't give a shit about your brother, but are leveraging your brother's situation in order to grind an axe that they've always had. You're being leveraged for no better reason. Matter of fact, I'd suggest it's worse. Because on one end, you have people getting healthy and people making money. And on the other hand, you have a guy, you Luca, who lost your brother and is going through tremendous emotional turmoil.

Starting point is 00:11:17 But people, instead of giving you space and knowing that at some point, you're gonna have to accept it to get to the other side, they're using you. Think of it as they're basically just holding you by the legs and using your body to beat HQ. Your anguish. Your cancer. The fuck, what a fucking joke.

Starting point is 00:11:41 You can't have it, you can't have it, you can't have it, you can't have your pie and eat it too. If people are using HQ, Luca, then think how are people using you? It's not, it's all just people here. So whatever mechanism or theory of people trying to get ahead, you want to project on one side, you got to project it on the other side. All right. What do we got here? We had a great day. I got a lot of shit to go through today. God, I have so much shit to go through. I can't wait to show you this old footage I found of David Weed. You guys are going to absolutely love it.

Starting point is 00:12:08 Kevin, Kevin Ganey, what's up, dude? How about Badachari getting Trump some money? I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank.

Starting point is 00:12:16 I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank.

Starting point is 00:12:24 I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to shit to go through. I can't wait to show you this old footage I found of David Weed. You guys are gonna absolutely love it. Kevin, Kevin Ganey, what's up dude? How about Badachari getting Trump's nomination for head of the NIH? I know, sick right? So sick. What a cool sober man. What a great moment. He was a great guest too. What a great conversationalist. He could talk about anything. Bureaucrats operate more like dictators than scientists during the pandemic, sealing themselves

Starting point is 00:13:01 off from credible outside criticism. Consider for instance the treatment of scientific dissidents outside the government who contradicted public health dogma. In the earliest days of the pandemic, public health bureaucrats organized a cover-up of the hypothesis that COVID emerged as a result of a laboratory leak, calling scientists who proposed the idea conspiracy theorists. Only recently official bodies started to admit the hypothesis was plausible and maybe even true and certainly not a conspiracy. Where do the scientists whose careers were destroyed advancing the idea go to get their reputations back?

Starting point is 00:13:32 When Martin Kuhldorf of Harvard University was here today, Sinatra Gupta, a professor at Oxford University and I proposed a focus protection alternative, not a herd immunity alternative, to lockdowns in October 2020. Then NIH Director, Francis Collins, labeled the three of us. You have to understand also, you have to understand also that on the CDC website, it says you never ever quarantine the healthy, ever. You only quarantine the vulnerable and the sick and you never ever in the history of humanity all the other outbreaks we've had you never deploy a vaccine during the outbreak never ever ever ever all it does is exacerbate the problem

Starting point is 00:14:24 and they did both of those if you believe that the vaccine even worked or there was anything going on. Fringe epidemiologist and engaged a media campaign to take down our proposal to which tens of thousands of doctors, epidemiologists and scientists endorsed, including a Nobel Prize winner. Under the banner of combating misinformation, government health agencies use their power to collaborate with social media companies to control the public conversation about science, COVID science and policy. The pattern repeated itself throughout the pandemic with science bureaucrats abusing their authority to create an illusion of scientific consensus in favor of

Starting point is 00:14:58 destructive ideas when none existed. So the American people deserve answers to fundamental questions about the pandemic. On what empirical basis were school public health bureaucrats operated more like dictators than scientists during the pandemic? Ceiling them. Jay Bhattacharya, I wonder if it's even possible to get them back on now. I'll give them a little while and try to see if I can get them back on. That should be good. Yesterday, something really weird happened. I've never, I don't spend any time talking about whether we landed on the moon or

Starting point is 00:15:29 not. I don't talk to really anyone about that. And yesterday, at the exact same moment, my wife sent me something about the moon landing not being real. And Russell Berger, at the same time sent me this documentary that is three hours and 34 minutes and I watched an hour of this I watched an hour of this memory yesterday I don't know if I should have watched this I do not know if I should have watched this. I do not know if I should have watched this. American Moon. Holy shit. Holy shit. 100% the American moon landing was fake. The first hour is them trying to prove that the moon landing is real.

Starting point is 00:16:17 I'm telling you about the entire history of it. Um, oh boy oh boy holy shit I don't know how I'm gonna explain this one to my mom this this one is just fucking crazy this is uh This is, uh... This is nuts. They, they, the, the, they, the, the, the first, the first hour of the movie they take like the five premier, like, you know, uh, pieces of evidence that we went to the moon and they look at them.

Starting point is 00:17:02 And, uh, Yeah, Cold War big dicking. Yeah, it is um... So none of you guys believe that we went to the moon either? Yeah, why am I so late to the game? Holy shit, I don't I'm gonna watch the I'm gonna watch another hour today. It is um... What a mess dude, what a fucking mess. I didn't know this. The first three astronauts that tried to go to the moon, they burned in the capsule alive on the launch pad. They were doing a test run and they burned alive. I didn't know that. And in 1960, the guy who was in charge of the fucking moon landing project, that very top guy at NASA, who Kennedy said, can we do this? And he said, yeah, let's do it. In October 1968, just less than a year,

Starting point is 00:17:52 oh, about a year, I think we went in July of 69, about a year before we went to the moon, he stepped down and walked away for no reason. And the astronaut that was supposed to be the first guy on the moon, four days later, he stepped away from the program. It is a crazy, crazy documentary. It is wild. Very clean. I'm assuming the next the first hour is trying to prove that we went to the moon. I'm assuming the next hour is going to be the next the first hour is trying to prove that we went to the moon I'm assuming the next hour is gonna be proving that we didn't go to the moon true fact I'm not the only dick pic HR guy but I'm related to Neil Armstrong oh

Starting point is 00:18:31 wow yeah I Greg and I we went to where I think is in Houston we we went to, um, where I think it's in Houston. We either went to Cape Canaveral or that's in Florida. I think we went to Kennedy space station, wherever the headquarters was for all those guys sitting in the room for the space launch, and we got a tour there. Uh, because it had something to do with CrossFit. It was because the guys on the space station wanted to do CrossFit and they wanted to talk to Greg about what machines they needed up there to with CrossFit. It was because the guys on the space station wanted to do CrossFit and they wanted to talk to Greg about what machines they needed up there to do CrossFit. And I will say this and I told Greg and I

Starting point is 00:19:15 went there with Greg and Dale and I was like wow this is the hokeyest place I've ever been. Everything seemed fake there. Like everything seemed like a studio there. The actual room where they did the command for the moon landing was a joke. They it's still completely intact and the equipment that they showed us that they planned on taking a space was just like It looked like a little kid had built the shit just with giant springs and shit. It was just ghetto Underwater porn Uh underwater porn Seven did you know that there did you know that there are retro reflectors on the moon? So that if you shine a laser it comes back doesn't that prove it they go into crazy

Starting point is 00:19:55 Detail about that one of the so first of all they show all of these other people They should that's a great question Dan. That was probably the most compelling piece of evidence, but they showed other people trying to prove that you could shoot a laser at that reflector that's on the moon and it would bounce back. And then they shot a laser. The Russians and the Americans also shot a laser directly at the moon and the laser reflected off of the moon, even without the reflector. And unmanned, Russian unmanned rovers had already been to the moon and dropped off reflectors even before we went there.

Starting point is 00:20:39 And so that was a pretty damning piece of... I don't understand why they don't... If those guys put a flag there, the question I have is why don't, why can't you just pull out your telescope and just look at the moon and see the flag there? Why don't they just take a picture of the flag that's there? Or show the actual reflector with a little sticker on it

Starting point is 00:21:00 that says USA and show that? Yeah, they go into the whole ref... they go... there's like 10 minutes on the reflector. It's um... it's pretty weird. Terrestrial telescopes don't have that type of resolution. Think Musk can make it there? I don't know. There's a whole section in there about these two, these radiation belts that circle the earth, the Van Elder, Van something radiation belts.

Starting point is 00:21:51 I guess there's two of them circling the earth. And I guess what they do is they capture all the cosmic rays and they're a buffer basically. It's a natural buffer so that we don't get cooked by all the radiation coming at the earth from outer space And I guess no manned aircraft has ever made it through that Van Elder belt I don't even know if it's called is it Van Elder van van Allen. Thank you van Allen the van Allen belt and I guess no no manned aircraft except

Starting point is 00:22:22 The Apollo missions have made it through the Van Allen radiation belt. Everything else stays on this side of it, closer to the Earth. And so that flooded Earth before. Space waters. I don't know what space waters are. Yeah, the moon thing is crazy. If you want to check out the documentary, it's called American Moon. I don't know if I should have opened this door. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:23:08 I don't know if I'm ready for it. Oh, the ferment. Seve, you got to get Hibbler back on. I need a different. I had two flat earthers on. I need a different one. I would rather take the first guy. Hibbler on I need a different I had two flat earthers on I need a different one I would rather take the first guy Hibler was so angry he was too busy fighting with you guys in the chat oh shit we got a sponsor for this week's

Starting point is 00:23:36 kill Taylor thousand bucks it's a better it's better version nutrition again oh that's great thank you well they they're gonna send over QR code. I'll send it over as soon as I get it. Oh, that's dope awesome How are you gonna compete how you can't you can't compete with this channel I was thinking this morning to Jerking myself off in the shower figuratively Video contest, Kill Taylor, morning shows, real talk. It's like, my God.

Starting point is 00:24:17 Uh, I nominate myself, uh, for Flat Earth Tribute. Oh, to come on. Are you Flat Earther? Hmm. Oh, to come on? Are you Flat Earther? Is the moon flat? I only have so much bandwidth. Anyway, so the documentary is so far so good. Pretty, pretty, pretty pretty very sober presentation too. It's like it's it's like thorough I like it how the first hour like they're trying to prove that the moon is that it's real There's some other really fucked up shit too about

Starting point is 00:24:59 That they have these haul they interview these Hollywood guys Who show that all the footage is fake and they explain why and it's like it's it's pretty damning It's pretty damning They talk about this technique you use with foreground and background And how it's so easy to project a background if you just a small, you can put something in the foreground and project a background. And the giveaway is this line, this scene that's in the screen. And they show that every picture of the moon has that scene. Yeah, it's weird.

Starting point is 00:25:38 Week five is Chad G. This is cool. Real Fluffy Duck's trying to bench 315. I wonder what his most, I wonder what the most he's ever benched is. This is cool. Real Fluffy Duck's trying to bench 315. I wonder what his most, I wonder what the most he's ever benched is. This is crazy. Maybe I should ask him for his plan and see if I can bench 225. Don't laugh. I shouldn't have said that. David's going to have a field day with that. It's pretty pathetic, I know. There's not really any of my lifts that I've ever been embarrassed about, but God, my bench has always been pathetic. Good with high reps. Never had a problem with high reps. I think 135 for 20 was never a problem for me. I benched 315 in high school, glory days.

Starting point is 00:26:17 I can bench 315 a lot of times, not that hard. Great, See that's what that's not what I wanted to hear 225 and like three weeks for you. It wouldn't take long at all really I haven't benched heavy in a long time. I wonder if I could just do 200 if I just maybe I'll try in the garage Today to bench 200 if I die you guys will know what happened Maybe I'll try in the garage today to bench 200 if I die you guys will know what happened Joel reach out to David Weiss Oh Dave Weiss is he on Instagram? Will you send me his DM Dave Weiss? Dave Weiss Dave Weiss. Dave Weissman? Oh. Oh, here he is. Okay, I got him. Dave Weiss.

Starting point is 00:27:12 Followed by Fittest Flat Earther. Okay. I started following him. Send me a DM or remind me, I'll DM him. Okay, yeah, so Fluffy Duck's gonna try to bench 315. Is that his home gym right there? Is that Fluffy Duck's home gym? How is your gym so nice? How do you have no bulge in your pants when you do that? That's another thing I was tripping on. You could never in a million years... like

Starting point is 00:28:00 that's the thing with having a huge dong. Like everyone's seen it. There's nowhere to hide it and unless I'm what I would have to be what I would have to be wearing like chainmail to hide my penis there's a little stool in the gym Wow he's got vert. Yeah, what's that stool right there? Why is he got a stool in there? Look at that stool. What's that stool doing there? That's where you rest in between sets? Look at the ceiling lights. God, his shit is nice.

Starting point is 00:28:44 Oh, what's that called? His floor is, um... His floor has been sprayed. Greg does that to all his garage floors. What's that called? Anyway, 315. Cuckstool. Oh, my goodness. Oh, epoxy. Thank you. Epoxy.

Starting point is 00:29:06 Epoxy, epoxy, epoxy. Yeah, so that's cool. Man, the WEF, World Economic Forum and Klaus Schwab, they have their teeth sunken deep into Europe. Deep. It's a shame that people can't appreciate how lucky we are we got Trump. Unless he really is an establishment guy and I'm duped. Grammy winner and former lead guitarist of the British folk rock band Mumford and Sons reveals to Americans that people are being imprisoned in the UK and EU for politically incorrect social media posts.

Starting point is 00:29:53 How did M, remember that girl M from England that was on KillTaylor? How does she not know what's going on? How do you live in Europe and not know what the fuck is going on? You guys are fucked. A week ago my lawyer back home called me up and said two of your tweets are technically illegal. You could be arrested when you return. That's not a joke. They've been clearing out the prisons to put in people now for literally Facebook meets. There's someone in prison right now. They cleared out the prisons, by the way, and actual offenders, criminal, violent offenders, one person re-offended the day he left.

Starting point is 00:30:35 There's one guy in prison for a Facebook meme for three months. There's one woman who's doing two and a half years for a tweet. Free speech is an utter peril, it's a disgrace, it's not just England, it's the whole of Europe. It's unbelievably concerning. It is unbelievably concerning. I met a woman from Ohio who didn't know who Vivek was, Vivek.

Starting point is 00:31:01 Isn't it funny when we call Kamala Kamala instead of Kamala, we're racist, but none of us call Vivek Vivek, we just call him Vivek. Vivek is just nice, easier to say. Fluffy Duck goes to my box, can't confirm his vert. Yeah. I think 80% of the people in the space that are just like the heads Are star are fit or really fit and we just don't know it I think everyone in the space is really fit everyone's everyone in the space has some sort of cool trick At least something that they're really good at that would make you go. Oh shit

Starting point is 00:31:39 That vert is crazy Crazy crazy crazy poor crazy. Poor Europe. What is going on over there? Pat Lang, you don't believe this. If you don't know who Vivek is, I respect you. It means you stay out of garbage politics. Come on, man. Come on, man.

Starting point is 00:32:04 He's cool as shit. I love it when gay people speak up. I just fucking love it. The one thing better than gay people speaking up is when black women speak up. In the speaking up hierarchy, black women, it's the best. That's the best. That's the most powerful voice there is. But gay men, it's the best. That's the best. That's the most powerful voice there is. The gay men's pretty good.

Starting point is 00:32:28 It's pretty good shit. Who assured us that these policies were perfectly safe? See, Loudoun County, Virginia, a trans student was allowed into the women's bathroom where he assaulted a girl. They moved him to another school where he did it again. See Irvine, California last month where a trans student entered the women's locker room and

Starting point is 00:32:45 flashed the girls there. When they confronted him, he mercilessly beat them. This happened again in Gwinnett County, Georgia. This happened again in Oklahoma City. This happened again in Ohio, where a trans man was allowed to use the locker room where he was arrested for flashing little girls. The judge dropped the charges after he ruled that this man was too fat for them to see anything. Do you remember that? Do you remember that story? They said that that guy showed that went into a girl's bathroom and flashed his dick, but the judge let him off there. Like there's no way he could have shown his dick. He's too fat. That was an amazing story. In this city, a man using they, them pronouns hunted down and killed a female jogger because he quote Wanted to look just like her you will no longer be able to look into the eyes of your constituents and honestly say that you

Starting point is 00:33:34 Are unaware of the assaults that inevitably take place when we declare to women you have no right to privacy You assured us that these policies I want to make a hierarchy of mentally ill correlates. Like, nosering means you're mentally ill, but it doesn't mean that you're actively practicing your mental illness. But she, it, or whatever pronouns, she, them, they, the pronoun, anyone who, any, just anyone who has pronouns, that means you're a practitioner of your mental illness. I want to make a, I want to make a chart. The mental illness chart. I don't know if tube, tube tops aren't a sign of mental illness. Tube tops are a misunderstanding of breast aesthetics.

Starting point is 00:34:31 But I appreciate you trying to get that in there, Judy. So it's a little goofy, but it's funny goofy. I appreciate you getting that in there. Tube tops do belong. Tube tops are a very interesting subject. She do a whole show on tube tops. Tube tops might be like girls who think that they're hotter than they really are, who wear tube tops.

Starting point is 00:35:00 Oh, you're out of your fucking mind. You like girls who are in tube tops? You don't think, are you nuts? Do you not understand? No, you're crazy. Do you want. You like girls who are in tube tops. You don't think you're are you nuts Do you not understand? No, you're crazy. Do you do you want me to explain that to you Joel Joel? Explain to me what you like about tube tops. They're nuts Unless you have It's not you have to have fake breasts to Tube tops are on the right breast or smoking hot. Yeah, they're there's such a niche

Starting point is 00:35:22 You have to have fake breasts for tube tops to work. Because what happens is, is it makes it look like the breasts are lower on the body because there's nothing here that you're, it has something to do with the way your eye puts things into ratios and blocks things off. And hit tube top inherently pulls the titties down. I would rather be guilty than have a judge say I'm too fat to see my penis. Yeah, I get the sentiment of that. I want to see what Joel's response is to this. I want to see a tube, tube top. In the fifth grade, I had this buddy, Teddy, he passed away from alcoholism. And his, his mom, I would go spend the night at his house

Starting point is 00:36:26 His mom wore tube tops She dated a guy who drove a stepside and she wore these tube tops and I used to I could not stop Staring at her tits even in the fifth grade because they were so low It just didn't make any fucking sense to me. I didn't understand. I just couldn't understand I just just remember just always just like being in their kitchen eating a bowl of raisin bran and just staring at her tits. I mean like how can that be? Does she know how bad that looks on her? Even in the fifth grade I knew. It's like what the fuck? Janet Robertson, rewatch Em's reaction when you asked her about censorship on social media

Starting point is 00:37:07 in Europe. She hesitated with the deer in headlights look, then denied it. She admitted it. The TPTV heard about it. She'd be in trouble. What's the TPTV? They were low. How low were they?

Starting point is 00:37:22 So low. How low were they? They were low. So low. How low were they? So low. How low were they? They were low. So low. How low were they? They were... It was crazy. Yeah, Pat. I guess, yeah, I guess if you don't have big boobs, it might not matter. A question. Does anyone else notice no one really cares about California? Stein does announce pass his laws anymore, especially with Trump. Hopefully he can isolate the state from damaging the rest of the country. Newsom, I don't know if it passed or it's a proposal, but I think it passed. I might have a clip about it.

Starting point is 00:37:58 They're going to give incentives to buy electric cars for everyone except people who buy Teslas. Newsom is out of his fucking mind. It's weird. It's like it's it's it's a car buying equity. He says it's because Tesla has such a stronghold on the market he wants to give other car makers an advantage so the other car so he says it will stimulate innovation if you only give discounts or incentives to buy electric cars from anyone but Tesla and then ironically Tesla is the only car manufacturer in California electric car manufacturer in California Julian did you pull up Lucas story yet? No, I talked about it. I Don't mind going after the mentally ill the part with Luca though is is like his is because his brother died

Starting point is 00:38:46 And I really like his brother, and I really like Luca like a lot I really really like both of them a lot, but Luca is just exhibiting just Just he's just completely off his fucking rocker. He's lost his fucking mind And he's being used like a whore by people like Brian Frenden and Fikowski and those. It's sad. He's just being just, it's just crazy. It's just, he's completely not seeing the big picture and I get it. He's singularly focused on, he's singularly focused on what's going on with him. We'll get to the chase thing in a second.

Starting point is 00:39:23 He chased me to post the other day or he said something on a podcast and Tyler Watkins reposted it and Luca responded as if it was directed at him. I wonder like dude no one even thought of you dude. No one even for one second except you and Brian Friend thought that it was directed at you. It's like Jesus Christ dude like... I know you're fucking hurting, but fuck dude, climb up on a ladder and get a fucking little bit of perspective. The One World Order is real. It's not Illuminati. It's not mysterious shit. It's not, you know, I don't know. I don't know, maybe it's lizard people and aliens running the whole show. But there's definitely a level where it's the world economic forum. They've captured a Canada, the UK, Germany.

Starting point is 00:40:09 They got, they got both, both parties in the UK under their finger. They got Angela Merkel. They have Trudeau. They have Kamala. They had Biden. Oh, the shit's real. Here's the CEO of BlackRock, Larry Fink. Here it is.

Starting point is 00:40:27 They don't, it's, it's not hidden. There's no mystery. You can go to yellow.forum and it's all there. At BlackRock, we are forcing behaviors. That's an investment criteria for you. If you don't force behaviors, whether it's gender or or race you're going to be impacted and we're going to have to force change. If you don't enforce behaviors gender and race if you don't demand that little boys can believe that they're little girls or you don't feel sorry for the uh uh black man you are fucked. We are going to enforce it by who we give money to. ESG is coming to venture capital here's how startup founders can stay ahead of the curve. By starving non-compliant companies of funding, investor stakeholders such as BlackRock are

Starting point is 00:41:20 forcing companies to adopt stakeholder capitalism. This will allow investors to see how the company performs on metals, such as climate change, workplace diversity and inclusion, and as a consequence, see change in the way companies are run. We reported something on the show the other day, there was some clip I showed where, I don't remember the exact numbers, but it was in 2022, the Fortune 100 companies had hired 300,000 new employees and only 6% of them were white men, or white people, white men and women, only 6% of them were white men or white people white men and women only 6% Yeah, these motherfuckers are yeah, isn't it crazy he sounds like Hitler it's crazy how much this guy is

Starting point is 00:42:18 Fits the stereotype of the Hollywood villain It's ridiculous It's read it's it's completely fucking uh ridiculous oh i'm getting close to the clip i have of david weed you guys are gonna love this a young david weed we're gonna get to see him when he was just a kid young boys are turning conservative we need you to influence them

Starting point is 00:42:42 straight white left-leaning millennial man i thought i was supposed to take a back seat so that more marginalized voices could be heard. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you want? I want immunity. I want to say things are gay and retarded. And I want to make jokes. And if I make a joke, I want you to think about what the joke actually means instead of getting scared of the words. Okay, you got a deal. I'm not finished.

Starting point is 00:43:01 I want you to stop using the word mansplain and stop comparing men to bears. Anything else? Louis C.K. He's my favorite and he has good things to say. What's that sound? Is that the Department of Education being defunded? Okay, okay. People can like what they want to like and we'll stop using our perceived moral superiority to be cruel to others. Cool. What are you doing out here anyway? I was just pretending to chop wood.

Starting point is 00:43:29 Young boys are turning conservative. That is not David Weed, but David Weed is coming. Okay Joel, back to tube tops and titties. Where's Joel? Nothing screams freedom like men forcing change for the benefit of women and melanated people. Oh, I thought you I thought you were gonna talk about why you think tube tops are cool.

Starting point is 00:43:53 The press room at the White House could be changing. You know right now it's it's all the what do they call it what's the word they like to use legacy media? Looks like the press room could be changing. It looks like, I wonder if I'm going to get a seat in the press room. Could you see me in there? Excuse me, Mr. Trump. Uh, Mr.

Starting point is 00:44:13 President. Mr. President. Have you thought about giving everyone in the country a free assault bike? That's what I'd ask. Uh, uh, Sevan doesn't know doesn't know David Weed is just a chill guy. Oh well I know now thank you for telling me. I thought he was a super chill guy but he's just chill. Interesting. Okay fine. Look at you. You're

Starting point is 00:44:39 you know it's gonna be a great clip Augustus. Don't don't worry he can handle it. Don't get all defensive for him yet. I know you're like, oh shit, poor David. We love David. He's going to get ass pounded. He's going to take a pretty severe ass pounding in this clip, I'm telling you. Just brace yourself.

Starting point is 00:44:59 Just brace yourself. Here we go. But I wonder now, you know, as your father is assembling his team, as maybe Caroline Levitt is looking at the new press briefing room chart, maybe it's time to reorder that chart and maybe take away some people's seats.

Starting point is 00:45:18 So we're gonna break some news here because I literally had this conversation. I was flying back, I was on the plane, I guess, with my father either. I think it was coming back from the SpaceX launch with Elon last week. And I was sitting there and we were talking about the podcast world and some of our friends and Rogan and guys like you and me to a lesser extent. I wouldn't be able to get a seat. That would be nepotism or whatever the hell. I'd be indicted again. I'd have to do more congressional testimony, so I'll pass. But we actually had this conversation about like, given how the media has behaved, but we had the

Starting point is 00:45:54 conversation about opening up the press room to a lot of these independent journalists. Like, you know, why should if the New York Times has lied, they've been adverse to everything, they're functioning as the marketing arm of the Democrat Party. party, why not open it up to people who have larger viewerships, stronger followings? It's not like the New York, I mean, how much money are they losing a year? The Washington Post lost 70 to 45 to $70 million. It doesn't seem like they're a great success. Uh, Trump, uh, Junior had the rumble flag on his mic. I can't tell you how shitty rumble is.

Starting point is 00:46:33 I don't know if any of you guys ever go over to rumble. It is so fucking bad. The service they provide is so bad. It's so unbelievably bad. I tried watching slap fighting on it the other day and anytime you pause it and start it you lose your place and you can't get back to your place because of the way that their ad system works. Like if you let's say let's say I was watching like a two-hour show and then you want to come back to it and you want to start it like the 52

Starting point is 00:46:59 minute mark. It's like trying to stop you from skipping commercials So then it piles all the commercials in and then you lose your spot. It is just so fucking bad rumble is so bad I Know I storm I I meet you I wish rumble were better so bad It is Yeah Yeah, it's um It is, yeah. Yeah, it's, I think this shows how WEF demands of unwanted massive third world immigration into Western liberal countries. Thank you, Lib, NGOs.

Starting point is 00:47:39 Yeah, correct. Totally. You guys are getting really excited about this footage I have of David Weed. I mean, it's really good. It's classic vintage young David Weed. It's um, you guys are gonna like it. He probably doesn't even know the footages out there of him as a young man. It was one he was kind of in his hippie phase. He was in his exploratory phase before he really manned up.

Starting point is 00:48:16 God, the United Kingdom is fucked. Child care worker who was streaming on TikTok a group of masked and hooded men, rioting, and she was put in jail for nine months. The UK court system said that her live stream of what was happening around her had the potential to, quote, fan the flames. To be clear, she did not engage in the riot, she just recorded it. Meanwhile in the UK, a 26-year teacher who shared more than 1000 videos of child abuse and newborn babies being raped, that man is not going to prison.

Starting point is 00:48:49 But the girl who filmed riots against illegal immigrants is. The evolution from crime to hate crime to speech crime was really quick over in the UK. And I feel like America just dodged a Kamala sized bullet or else this would have been our reality. Pat, I know you're going to be fact checking that right now. Thank you. And I appreciate that.

Starting point is 00:49:10 It's absolutely nuts. What's going on there? It's absolutely nuts. Absolutely nuts. The United Kingdom. It's fucking Cuckville. I mean we always suspected it anyway, right? I'm trying to think what...

Starting point is 00:49:34 Dear Europe, except for the countries that have like Latin looking people in it like Italy's exempt. The ones that are really cold. Even Finland though, Helsinki would fit into the stereotype. But we all think you're gay. France, United Kingdom, Belgium, all of you that are all squished together. Unless you're in the Eastern Bloc, like if you're Polish, we don't think your dudes are gay. All the French dudes, like just so you know, like America thinks you're just gay.

Starting point is 00:50:16 I don't mean gay like in the, like in the urban dictionary pejorative sense. I mean like we think that like you you you like dick in your mouth When you when you own a penis What are the other countries all all those countries over there? Oh, we don't think romaine like the one, you know There's ones that are exempt the eastern block the hard ones, romania serbia czechoslovakia But like in the netherlands. Oh my god, you guys are we we and I'm not saying we're right, but we think you are so gay Yeah, France is just so extra gay

Starting point is 00:50:53 It just is Do it no Armenia is definitely not gay No, Armenia is definitely not gay. Maybe closeted gay. The Middle Eastern countries are like closeted gay. Europe is like just out. Like the people in Europe are out. UK is beyond fixing, unfortunately long worn, but it's absolutely gone unless a full blown actual revolution then it's done.

Starting point is 00:51:21 Italy is kind of super trash and their PM is WF light variant Yeah, Europe, I think Europe has fallen. It's so funny. I have my perspective on the whole European Union now They should have they should have kept all of those countries as the fucking racist strongholds They were with just keeping the ethnicities and just let the US do the experiment. Everyone else should have fucking hung tight. Like, those of you who wanted to be free and like, you know what I mean? Date black chicks and Chinese chicks and Mexican chicks and Armenian chicks, like you could come here. But those of you just want to keep like the inbreeding going, like yeah just stay in Switzerland or Iceland or wherever, don't leave, just stay there keep your shit tight close up

Starting point is 00:52:07 your borders we'll deal with all the other you know in South America I'm trying to think if there's any gay countries in South America or Central America Central America. I can't think of any. Those dudes are too busy just trying to survive. Sweden, my god. Oh my goodness. Gay.

Starting point is 00:52:45 Yeah, half black Asian chicks. Yeah, those are cool. Half black, half Asian. That's a hot chick. Yeah, you want one of those, come to the US. Or you want to make one. You're a black dude that wants to come here and make an Asian chick or vice versa. You're an Asian dude. Let us do the...

Starting point is 00:53:01 You should let us run the experiment. You guys, uh, don't do that. We'll, we'll, we'll do the experiment. And like I said, the only thing better than a gay man speaking out is a black woman. And here you go. This story is just un-fucking-believable. I wish this video was like five times as long as it actually is. Gina Powell was waving signs for Donald Trump the day before the election in Edmonton, Washington when an 82 year old woman assaulted her Actually, I don't even know if this chick is black I don't know what this chick is That's what's so cool about this country. You don't even know what people are. Oh

Starting point is 00:53:41 Yeah, Greek is weird. Greek is bi. Greek Greece is bi. Very masculine men, but I suspect there's a high rate of gay porn being watched there. Venus being supportive of Trump and dark skin and just it disgusted her. Why would somebody with brown skin support this man? And she said you should be ashamed of yourself. Look at guys you're brown He's a racist. I said you're the racist and then that was it she just pushed me and then she just Closed fist and just popped me my chin. Imagine getting punched in the face by an 82 year old woman. That's crazy, right? Oh My god Oh my god. David Weed, the US has 30,000 trannies in their army.

Starting point is 00:54:36 I don't want to deal with the facts, dude. Leave the facts at the door. This is not a fact show. You can't go home now. You're being detained right now. You're not free to leave. a fact show. That's kind of racist if you're targeting certain individuals. I'm not targeting. That's kind of the cop says that's kind of racist if you're targeting certain individuals. Oh my God. You are. You just said I'm finding people with brown skin.

Starting point is 00:55:16 She didn't think she did anything wrong, you know, and I just feel like it's because us just standing there represented like we're being violent just standing. How exciting to be arrested when you're 82 that's kind of exciting. Can't even make this shit up. That's the thing right? I'm white, you're you're brown and black and you're so stupid that I have to protect you from Donald Trump, who's racist, because you're too stupid to do it yourself. I'm telling you guys, if this show would have been 10 years ago, we wouldn't believe any of the fucking stories.

Starting point is 00:56:07 We would be like, what? Like, we wouldn't believe a single one of these fucking stories. You can't even believe they're real. Hey, what's up, dude? Oh, wait, hold on. Hello? Hey. Hello? Hello? Should I try again? Connecting you again?

Starting point is 00:56:27 Disconnect? Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey. Hola. Hola. Token brown guy calling in. Yeah, thank you, Token brown guy.

Starting point is 00:56:45 You know, man, I'm guy calling in. Yeah. Thank you token brown guy you know me I'm just calling in to let everyone know about the Epic Black Friday sale that we're gonna have. Oh, tell me tell me Same as last year get $150 gift card for $50. Oh shit. How long is that for? How long is that for that That's up until Monday. So from between you and I from tomorrow, midday, so like 12 o'clock till Monday. And then the amazing sales are obviously just going to go on during that hour in Kiltailer. So you get yourself a gift card, right? And then during Kiltail Taylor, you use that gift card

Starting point is 00:57:27 to get all the awesome promotions that we're gonna have. So you're telling me tomorrow at noon, I can go to paperstreetcoffee.com, don't spell out street, just ST, and I can get $150 gift card for 50 bucks. I hope so, to be honest with you. I hope that's how it works. Holy shit, to be honest with you. I hope, I hope that's how it works.

Starting point is 00:57:50 Shit dude. That's crazy. I don't remember it being that good last year. I thought it was a hundred, a hundred dollar gift card for 50 bucks. Have you done the math on this yet? Or is this going to put you out of business? I'm losing money, but it's okay. Holy shit. I think I made $2 actually. I gave you the whole gift card. I'm pretty sure I used it all. I lose. I make $2. Wow. But on the bright side, we have more Instagram followers than last year and more people know about us. So in theory, we get more people to buy the gift card and buy our stuff.

Starting point is 00:58:18 Can people go to the two locations you have in Jersey and Nashville and do that in person too? Or is it only online? the two locations you have in Jersey and Nashville and do that in person too? Or is it only online? No, that's only online. The in person, they have their own sale. That ends also next Monday. I'm pretty sure if I'm wrong, probably know, let you guys know. Hey, can I buy the $150 gift card, paper street gift card and use it in a, in a location? No, no, no, no, no, definitely not. Okay, we've we've gone through that already. We've we've we've had that issue before

Starting point is 00:58:50 Okay Yeah, I would be really really cool. I cuz yeah That's awesome, dude. Congratulations on doing that. Thank you for doing that. What a great Gift to the community. Good job, dude you demand for doing that. What a great gift to the community. Good job, dude. You demand. I'm trying, man. Like I said, I, I'd rather give back to you guys and yes, stuff my pockets with the very little money I get. I heard you guys are coming out with a new bean, a new roast.

Starting point is 00:59:23 We, we have a whole bunch of stuff. Uh, we have the new one Antics, which a few of you have already tried. That one's already in production, ready to go. I think that's gonna be one of the prizes for if Taylor loses. Yeah. During Kill Taylor, whoever purchased coffee in that hour is gonna get one of those new roasts for free. What about that new super duper insanely bitter roast you have coming out? I heard that you guys are claiming you have the most bitter roast ever coming out. It's called the the Luca. No no no I think

Starting point is 00:59:59 we're gonna we're gonna stay with like awesome flavor profiles, things that are less bitter, things that are more fruity, a little bit more chocolatey. I think we're going to shy away from that stuff. Yeah, sadly, not really. For us, Europe is not a market that we can get to right now. I think I'm good here in the US. I like it. I like my freedom and liberty. Oh shit, David Weed knew that I was about to show a young, young, I'm about to show young David Weed video and he changed his profile

Starting point is 01:00:38 picture so we can't compare the two. Very interesting. I can't wait to see that video but I really do like the picture he put up. All right equals chocolatey no no no fruity does not equal chocolatey fruity is fruit and chocolate so coffee has this awesome flavor profile that comes from chocolate and comes from fruit it's just what each individual tastes. There's a there, really fruity flavor coming out called the Adler. No, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't name my coffee that, to be honest with you.

Starting point is 01:01:19 I take pride and joy in naming my coffee. I'm okay with that. All right. You the man, love you dude. I don't have an issue. Please call in every day and remind us. I'll do, I'll definitely call in. I'll definitely be in the chat,

Starting point is 01:01:33 especially during the Kill Taylor, the ones that we're sponsoring. Yeah. I'll definitely be in the chat and messing around. I'm always on the chat. I'm always in the chat. I always listen. Okay.

Starting point is 01:01:43 I got nothing better to do. I'll talk to you man. Thank you. Okay, bye. Bye. I got nothing better to do. And then. I'll talk to you, man. Thank you. Okay, bye. Bye. That probably wasn't good for business to make jokes with Gabe like that. Oh yes, the super fruity blend is called the Stoltman.

Starting point is 01:01:57 It goes both ways. You can drink it with anything. Damn, that's a long ad read. Dude, but listen, what a great deal. $150 for 50 bucks. Like, don't you just have to buy one? Like I have to buy one of those. I have to buy one of those.

Starting point is 01:02:20 Jason Speaks, stopped in Paper Street Coffee last month when I was in Nashville, when I dropped in at Proven, perfect atmosphere, service and coffee. Yeah, that's cool. It's cool that you could see Tia there in the morning too, I like that. I ran across this guy's Instagram account yesterday. I really like this account. Good morning, Isabel. Isabel, I admire your bravery to speak about things that matter to you.

Starting point is 01:02:56 Always remain courageous. Noh Shima, so majestic, ever so majestic. Don't know you have such a calming presence? I feel safe around you. Everyone feels safe around you. How do you do that? It's natural. It's natural! I like it. Give me that.

Starting point is 01:03:16 Well done. Go have a great week. Mr. Reliable, well done. I mean, it's easy to find people that depend on others. It's hard to find people to rely on. You are Mr. Reliable. Ever since you became a prefect here. Well done.

Starting point is 01:03:34 Good morning. How are you? Some teachers make their students better, but some students make their teachers better. I feel like you make your teachers better. That is good. You reduce their work. you make their work easy. Everybody would want to teach you.

Starting point is 01:03:50 You're very teachable and a great listener. I admire it. We wanna have a great year. This is gonna be the best one. You already have high and lofty standards, but you're gonna even go beyond that. Have a great day. Here's what I told you yesterday.

Starting point is 01:04:11 What I say about your speech and how you speak. You said it's nice and simple. You are such an eloquent speaker. It is incredible. Every time you speak, it's just so like captivating. You captivate an audience. You have that ability. It is incredible. Every time you speak, it's just so like captivating. You captivate an audience. You have that ability. Incredible. Ma, how are you? Roses are red, violets are blue. This is Sora Heights and we're happy to have you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The joy of the Lord is your strength. I'm gonna pray for peace. Okay, come here. God in heaven, I pray for the peace of God

Starting point is 01:05:09 that passes all understanding for Petos this day. In Jesus' name I pray, amen. All go have the most peaceful day ever. All right, bye. Good morning, Isabel. Isabel, I admire your bravery to speak about things. God, what a fucking great place. God, I love God. Ick.

Starting point is 01:05:34 I like it. Whack. I like it. I love it. Janelle Winston, I need that guy to sit in my house and encourage me. I loved it. What a good guy. I want to have that guy on the podcast. I reached out to him. You're old.

Starting point is 01:05:56 I know. Trust me. I hear these. Anytime I see these, David speaking about being old, anytime I see these posts, it's like, fitness is, it's all mental, you can go harder, it's all mental, you can go harder, it's like fuck you, like that bullshit is out the door when you're 35. You cannot. I don't know, maybe 45. Like you're fucking, I'm gonna fucking hurt myself if I go any harder.

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Starting point is 01:07:59 At Fizz, you always get more for your money. Terms and conditions for our different programs and policies apply, details at fizz.ca. Yeah, I love that guy. Makes me wanna be a Christian. Let me see. Okay. So we're all familiar with David Weed, his fantastic beard, his beautiful, beautiful

Starting point is 01:08:31 polished dome. And it's not every day, you know, we have, we've seen Ken Walters in the gym. I've shown you clips of Ken Walters and Jeffrey Birchfield. But never did I think in a million years I was going to find David Weed. Never. And here's David about 25 years ago, just chilling on his couch, just sharing, I'm just sharing wisdom. Just crazy David Weed wisdom. It's just crazy. He really hasn't changed much. You know, his skin's changed.

Starting point is 01:09:12 The texture of his skin has changed a little bit. It's probably all those hot days he spends out in the sun in Portugal. But this is, man, this is something else. Wisdom from a young David Weed. I don't think he's changed much either. He's a very wise man. And I'm just fingering my stink portal and kind of sniffing it every few minutes

Starting point is 01:09:33 and really just coming into what we call the million dollar point, which is actually technically right before the stink portal between the dragon pearls and the portal. Closer to the stink portal is the million dollar point. It's the external pressure point for what we call the walnut aka the prostate gland. So if you live in a high-rise like me what you can do is simply circularly stimulate it with your middle finger and grunt and growl. Gently squeeze the sting portal. And if you want to go more

Starting point is 01:10:10 advanced, take a little bit of lube, put it in the portal, and squeeze clamp down, brother. Why? Because the anal ring in Chinese medicine, at least classical Chinese medicine, relates to every single gland and organ in the body. Does the anal ring represent every single gland in the body or only in Chinese medicine? When people say stuff like that, it's like, hey man, are you connected to reality or fucking not? In Chinese medicine. There's no in Chinese medicine. Anyway, I think David's probably refined the lecture since then.

Starting point is 01:10:57 And David has really advanced. He no longer does that himself. He has assistance stimulate his ring portal for him. But anyway, you could only imagine the excitement. You can only imagine the excitement that I had when I found that old footage. Anytime anyone on the internet says, well, you're not an expert or you don't have a PhD or you didn't go to school or you didn't study nutritional sciences or you're not a fucking doctor. Just remember this is, this is the best the left has to offer. didn't go to school or you didn't study nutritional sciences or you're not a fucking doctor, just

Starting point is 01:11:45 remember this is the best the left has to offer. Anytime you hear the word I went to school or I have an education, remember really what they're saying is I was indoctrinated. It's not I'm educated, it's I was indoctrinated. There's this huge establishment. You can go to Washington DC and see all the buildings and and the school system in the United States is to make people to fit the establishment. You're just a cog. It's to train to be a cog. This is that moron Neil deGrasse Tyson that everyone was like jerking off for years. I think Rogan made him famous.

Starting point is 01:12:32 Bill Maher clashed with Neil deGrasse Tyson over his refusal to say that men have a physical advantage over women in sports. Inequity between male and female athletes is a result not of inherent biological differences between the sexes, but of biases in how they are treated in sports. That's nuts. And it sure ain't scientific, and it's in Scientific American. Was this article peer-reviewed by the Flat Earthers?

Starting point is 01:12:57 Bill, every 20 minutes on your platform, you come up with another reason why the Democrats walk. Ah, yes. The classic classic look over there defense. Why can't you just say this is not scientific and scientific Americans should do better. Long distance swimming women might actually have the advantage. Well, I'm gonna file you under part of the problem. Well, Neil has proved that when it comes to biology,

Starting point is 01:13:21 his astrophysicist knowledge stops at Uranus. Please like, comment and subscribe. Un-fucking-real. Smart, stupid people are the dangerous ones. Neil deGrasse is speaking out of his stink portal. It's crazy. It's like not acknowledging Matt Frazier. It's like me not acknowledging Matt Frazier is the greatest because I'm so in love with Rich Froning.

Starting point is 01:14:03 It's like dude. Five time champ. In the hardest era of the fucking sport. Of course Matt's the best. But you can never say it. Cause all you want to do is defend your, you just want to defend your guy. No matter what. We all know it.

Starting point is 01:14:22 No one says it out loud. Fine. So Rich went on team. So great. He's greater for better for the community. He's done more. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Fucking tell me that God, Neil deGrasse is such a douche. Such a douche. It's crazy that it's finally happened and that it came from Chase Ingram. It's so bizarre. I like I didn't see this coming. I swear I did not see this coming in a million fucking years. Is Sarah Cox in the chat?

Starting point is 01:15:04 What do you need? I can speak to her I can channel her tell me what you need Sarah Sarah Sarah, are you in the chat? Are you in the chat? I never in a million years expected this Finally. It's like it, Chase stole the speech that Dawn fall was supposed to give. I wonder, I wonder if chase went into Dawn's office and found this memo on his desk and just stole it. For the first time in five years, leadership came out of HQ. It's fucking nuts.

Starting point is 01:15:55 It's nuts. Now someone sent Chase's CEO shirt. It's completely, it's, it's fucking amazing Hello, hi, is this Christine? Uh, no I was just giving her a call because she's an appointment today at 845. Oh, I think you have the wrong number. I've had this number for since before. Like this is my first cell phone number since I was a little kid. This is um. Oh wow. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry about that. That's okay. Okay. All right. I hope you find her and she gets to her appointment. Thank you. Thank you. Bye right since I've been a little kid

Starting point is 01:16:46 me since I've been like 30 when cell phones came out hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir hello sir I'm just sending this to telepathic. There's someone in the chat that wants to talk to you. Uh, Steph, uh, she is, uh, oh, you're a girl. Oh, nice red hair. Jesus. Uh, where, where was I? Oh, uh, yes. Uh, this is, this is, this is just yes. This is just crazy. This is... It's crazy because I never thought I would hear what needs to be said. And I sure as fuck didn't think it would come from Chase. But that's not a dig at Chase. It's just that I just always pictured it coming from Dawn. Here we go. But to express oneself honestly not lying to oneself and to express myself honestly not that

Starting point is 01:17:55 my friend is very hard to do. If you don't want to be a part of this season that That is fine. Then don't. If you are out there campaigning for people to not sign up for the open, or to not become affiliates, or to quit the CrossFit Games in campaigning people to join you, or asking people to not do that. Get the fuck out of my CrossFit community. That's something Greg would say right there. He would actually call. He would actually take it one step farther and just call the affiliate and be like, hey, you're fired. Where should I send your check?

Starting point is 01:18:32 I'm sending your money back. Actively campaigning people to leave CrossFit, to boycott the CrossFit Games, to drop your affiliation. You leave. You are no longer a part of this community. It doesn't even matter whether you agree with them, like this needs to be said. Get the fuck out. Bye bye. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. You are the problem. And please leave. But to actively

Starting point is 01:19:04 campaign and say it's because the community isn't what it was maybe it's because of people like you that are trying to tear it down but don't ask other people to do it for you and Luca you fucking ding-dong let me say this to you too you fucking jackhole this guy's putting his fucking job on the line Lucas response was next time before you say that make sure you let fucking people know that you get a salary from HQ and that you Have interest how about you fucking have the people around you let you know that they're fucking Using you in the most fucking pathetic way ever and that what chase is doing is really fucking jeopardizing this fucking job for fucking telling The truth it's the exact opposite of what you said Luca

Starting point is 01:19:45 But you're too fucking blind to see it You're in a blind fucking rage and you think for some fucking reason that this is like some sort of fucking this is this isn't fake This isn't like the people around you Luca who are leveraging your brother's death in order to get what they want to get some to get The fucking squat standardized in some fucking abstract fucking event called the CrossFit Games. This is a guy that fucking works for the fucking company who has a fucking leash on him the shortest leash in the fucking world and a fucking padlock on his mouth who's had fucking enough. This is what it looks like when you fucking stand up. This isn't towing the fucking company line,

Starting point is 01:20:25 the woke joke that CrossFit's been the last four years. This is the exact fucking opposite. You couldn't be further from the fucking truth. He's actually putting his ass on the fucking line. He's actually saying what we all want. So go over to your fucking stupid fucking No Reps fucking ahead, that's fucking bleeding fucking cash, go over to your fucking whatever the fuck your Dubai competition or your Fittest competition

Starting point is 01:20:56 that no one fucking knows about, that no one fucking promotes, that no one gives two shits about, and get the fuck out. CrossFit's not gonna fucking die, it's not fucking going away, there's nothing fucking happening. The only issue that CrossFit, the real issue CrossFit has is they just don't have Greg Glassman speaking. And it's a fucking colt and we fucking need him We need someone who can just be dropping the fucking bombs all the time But how fucking dare you fucking say that that chase said this because To notify people ahead of time that he fucking gets paid by the fucking company I think it might even be in here where he says that or it's on his um Maybe it's on Lucas Instagram. I

Starting point is 01:21:49 Watch members of CrossFit HQ. Oh and then look at this I watched members of CrossFit HQ leave Sheraton Hotel for an hour after party joking and smiling around two days after my brother drowned With no one to help him You got paid to say this you're out of your fucking mind, dude First of all to you. What do you want people to do? What like no one's allowed to smile anymore? You think that you think that someone let him drown You think he got paid to say this let me tell you you something. This dude's fucking probably his wife is like, holy shit, Chase, you went too hard. We need that fucking paycheck.

Starting point is 01:22:30 We got fucking kids at home. You're fucking so self-centered. And by the way, Luca, I never once thought for a second he was referencing you at all. Like at all. I get it. Misery comes with being completely self-absorbed. You're completely 100% self-absorbed. That's on you. Fine. Massive tragedy. Lost the fucking love of your life.

Starting point is 01:22:57 One of the coolest dudes ever in the community. I get it. Fucking horrible. But now you're just, I mean, like, like, stay in your lane. Go over, stay on your fucking account and fucking spool your bullshit over there. This is just completely fucking insane. A little behind on the show, but I'll be naming my next wiener dog after Paper Street blend Marla. You're paid to say this. You're out of his fucking mind. He's jeopardizing his fucking job. Make you feel better about a decision.

Starting point is 01:23:46 You aren't even a hundred percent sure it's the right choice. Cause if you were a hundred percent confidence in your choice, wouldn't ask other people to join. Emotional content. And dude, listen, listen, Luca, all they would have to do. I wish someone from HQ would do this, all HQ would have to do is call Brian Friend and offer him a job that pays $2,400 a month

Starting point is 01:24:10 and he'd fucking take it. These motherfuckers don't got your back. Tell me fucking he's paid to say that. That's fucking terrifying. I haven't talked to Chase since I've seen this, but he's paid to say that. That's fucking terrifying. I haven't talked to Chase since I've seen this, but he's probably fucking freaking out. He let how he really feels out. And I know, I know you think you think you're untouchable and all the people around you think they're untouchable. It's the scared class.

Starting point is 01:24:53 I get it. You're all fucking cowards. They're scared. They're scared of your fucking wrath. They're scared of your George Floyd. I get it. I used to be a fucking pussy too. I get it. I used to be a fucking pussy too. I get it.

Starting point is 01:25:16 You, Luca, are the fucking flavor of the year for the fucking victim class. You're attracting the worst people. You're attracting people right now to your cohort who are the exact opposite people that your fucking brother would have stood by And you know that PFA rep, we'll see what net has to say about this. We filed a report with her yesterday. She'll do the right thing Yeah, I know about this we filed a report with her yesterday she'll do the right thing yeah i know

Starting point is 01:25:50 i don't know the fuck out of here you're fucking he did it because he's paid you're out of your fucking mind shows just how out of fucking touch you are dude and that's okay but i ain't gonna let it stand out of fucking touch you are dude. And that's okay. But I ain't gonna let it stand. Finally some fucking leadership from fucking HQ. Get the fuck out. I heard the fu- hey, you wanna know how fucking stupid fucking people are?

Starting point is 01:26:20 I heard Car- I can't even fucking believe I heard this. I wonder if I can pull the clip up. Where did I hear that? It was Carolyn Lambre on Talking Elite Fitness. And they were talking about whether she- her and Adler are gonna do- she's gonna let Adler do the games this year. They were asking her, hey, are you gonna let Jeffrey do the games this year? And she said- I think she said it depends on what the fans want. Did anyone hear that? I wonder where that is. I wonder if I can find that. And it's like, you're the fucking problem with the world. You're the fucking libtard. What do you mean what the fans want? I thought, don't you have any values or morals of your own?

Starting point is 01:26:54 You're gonna do what the fans want? Hey, how about you just do what you want to do? what you want to do. Let me see. Is that hey is that why you fucking left the games because you thought it was what the fans wanted? You thought it was what was the popular decision? Let's see if I can find that. Hold on. I think someone fucking sent me a clip of it. Maybe someone will resend it to me in real time. What if we lost? What's happened to... No.

Starting point is 01:27:28 No. Not that. No. Oh, is this it? Oh. Oh, here it is Here here it is here it is, let me see if I can pull this up hold on Uh

Starting point is 01:28:07 I have to hide something really quick. I can't have you guys see my notes. Hold on. How am I going to do this? This is a clip from Carolyn Lambre on Talking Elite Fitness. Where's Caleb when you need him? on Talking Elite Fitness. Where's Caleb when you need him? Entire screen here. I think I need to change my settings over here to audio so you guys can hear this.

Starting point is 01:28:37 Main multi-track. Okay, let me know if you guys can hear this in the chat. I don't know. Let me know if you guys can hear this. Let me try playing this. They're like, the stage one at the games was like pretty good. I mean, there's ways of doing it

Starting point is 01:28:50 that can still give a show and highlight sponsors and things like that. I don't know if they're that far along in terms of like thinking all of that through, but for us, like if we do want to qualify for the games, whether it's online or in person, changes nothing. The goal is to get to the games. As a sport, is that how we want,

Starting point is 01:29:09 like the direction we want to take it in? I guess the fans will let us know. I mean, in any sport, the fans kind of dictate, right? Like if you have no... The fans kind of dictate? We watching, there is no sport. So for us like- If there's no fans, there won't be a sport.

Starting point is 01:29:30 Well, who do you think the fans are? They're the fucking affiliates, Miss Lambert. Disappointed, not like, there's already rumors like even Dave had alluded to the fact that the season was going to change again sometime in the future. I think I would have preferred a little bit more stability, whether we like quarters, whether we like the structure, like all of that. I will say this, when she speaks, she's very sober. I do like listening to her speak.

Starting point is 01:30:01 But dude, who gives a fuck about that? Like, like, either you care about the fans or you don't. And like, but you should just be doing what you want to do. Stand by what you stand by. She's saying Jeff has no backbone. She's saying Jeff can't think for himself. She's saying Jeff just follows the crowd. That's, I mean, that's what I hear Jeff just follows her she follows the crowd she but it's fucking nuts Fucking nuts By the way, there is new CEO apparel over at Vindicate. Let's see it.

Starting point is 01:30:50 I haven't been over there yet. VNDK8.com. Let's see if there is there any Seba on podcast Christmas apparel? Oh, that snake is cool. Who is that? Trust Issue Tees, Do the Work Tees. Where's the Christmas? Oh, yeah. Oh, no no rep a no rep

Starting point is 01:31:07 ugly sweatshirt oh look a CEO ugly sweatshirt wow that's crazy Mary Mary fitness to all damn this that you're this this page is amazing I wonder if there's going to be a Black Friday sale here. Free global shipping for any order over $150. Free US shipping for any order over $100. Nice website, Travis. VNDKA.com. VNDK8.com. I think Jeff has a personality of cardboard cutout. I think he's pretty feisty inside if you get him talking. I think he's pretty wild.

Starting point is 01:31:59 I think he has very strong opinions. Do you remember yesterday when I was talking about Emily O'Hern and about how basically by her doing that piece celebrating women in CrossFit that she basically set women back ten years because of the way she celebrated the women was like it was like some big huge turning point and there wasn't ever any turning point for women in CrossFit. There was not. It always, they were the foundation of the company, they were the largest cohort of employees, they were the first people on the fucking media team before any boys were on the media team, they made the most popular videos, all that shit. Nicole Carroll was the fucking beacon of light at the front

Starting point is 01:32:42 there, no one ever saw her as a woman, even though she was hot as fuck. It was just it just was. They're fucking powerful, fucking dykes roaming the halls of fucking CrossFit since I've been there. And so you so she tries to really Emily tries to rewrite history like, oh my God, I'm so excited. Thirteen out of the seventeen girls or people on the games media team are girls. Let's look at, this is huge for me. I will not stay quiet.

Starting point is 01:33:09 You know, you don't remember all that? Well, here it is. Can't even believe it popped up in my feed. Anti-racism training. That's what she was basically doing. Anti whatever she does. Probably leads to probably lead people to accuse others of racism when they're not racist.

Starting point is 01:33:24 That's exactly the result of a new study of DEI training with special focus on the impacts of the works of Ibrahim X and Kendi Robin DiAngelo. Yeah, no shit. In the first experiment, the researchers took 324 participants and randomized them to either read an Ibrahim X or Kendi or Robin DiAngelo excerpt or to act or to racially or to a racially neutral condition where they read about corn. Here are some excerpts from the reading materials for your understanding. After learning, for example, that Western countries are compromised by virtue of their

Starting point is 01:33:57 racist ideologies and past, participants were presented with a scenario that was totally racially neutral. The participants who were exposed to racism scenario imagined more racism into existence. They believed there was a lot more bias, tons of microaggressions and whatnot, even though there was nothing. The perfect example was, is you're walking down the street and someone crosses the street

Starting point is 01:34:19 and you think they did it because of you. Or even Luca thinking that fucking Chase was making that about him. It's like, hey dude, you're bringing all of that shit to the situation that no one else sees because you've stuck your finger in your stink portal too many times. Adler's the best crossfitter. Everyone else is fighting for second. I agree. I agree with that too. I'm David Weed. I'm gonna write something that's true

Starting point is 01:34:53 that might actually push up against and aggravate people because they'll be emotionally, they won't wanna admit that I'm right, but I'm right so I can show that I'm smarter than you guys are. won't wanna admit that I'm right, but I'm right so I can show that I'm smarter than you guys are. I'm gonna test your emotional and intellectual ability to see the truth with these little smart ass comments.

Starting point is 01:35:15 And that's why I'm a valuable contributor to this chat. That was too harsh, sorry, David, that was too harsh. That was too harsh. That was too harsh. Sorry. That was too harsh. Wish I could take that back. In the name, in the name of, in the name of pointing out standing up for women, you just fucking make everyone think women are more fucking pathetic. That you never even thought women were pathetic and now the idea has been introduced to you. Fucking crazy. I'll pay, I'm living rent-free in your head, I'll pay you. I'll pay you.

Starting point is 01:36:02 How much do you want? I don't mean to live in your head rent-free. That's not cool at all. What do you need, I'll pay you. I'll pay you. How much do you want? I don't mean to live in your head rent free. That's not cool at all. What do you need? I'll pay you. I don't want to live in anyone's head rent free. I'm not a freeloader at all. Not even a little bit. We went to a going away party the other day of this family. The kids go to the Jiu Jitsu studio and my wife brought a tart to the party. It was like a $30 tart. And I got there and there was alcohol there. Someone had brought alcohol and I just didn't want to drink it because I didn't bring

Starting point is 01:36:36 alcohol but I wanted some so fucking bad. And I got home I'm like dude next like we can't just go with a $30 tart somewhere. She's like, I know. Like, well, it's fucking your job. You're the chick. You do the nice shit. There was pizza and Doritos there. There was all that shit.

Starting point is 01:36:57 There was so much garbage there. My wife bought a really nice tart. I did. Well, you know what I did, Philip? I, there was two bottles of white wine and there were fucking 50 people there. Right. There were 30 kids and 20 adults. Um, my wife poured a glass of wine and then I just took it from her. There were 30 kids and 20 adults. Um... My wife poured a glass of wine and then I just took it from her.

Starting point is 01:37:33 It was white wine. Uh, all I'm hearing, uh, is excuses and playing the blame game, Seve. Oh, you mean with my wife? Oh, there's gender roles, Mr. Burpee, do gender roles. It's her job to bring the gifts, the accoutrement. Call it what you want. I'll own it anyway. I, my point is that I'm not a freeloader,. I'll own it. Anyway my point is that I'm not a freeloader so I'll pay David whatever rent he wants.

Starting point is 01:38:12 And if you're in my head you sure as fuck better be paying rent. Motherfucker. Greatest ass of- oh shit you guys want to see this? Wow. Oh my god we're 90 minutes in. Oh my god. You guys want to see the greatest ass of all time? And do you guys want to talk about the Hiller? I'm not comfortable with the Hiller hunter fighting thing. Really?

Starting point is 01:38:30 I mean, I'm not uncomfortable with it. I don't know what's going on over there. Didn't we already talk about that? I guess I didn't play the clip. The greatest ass of all time. I found it. The greatest butt of all time. You are not even gonna fucking believe this ass. Uh... Whew. Everyone just take a deep, deep breath. You- This thing is uh... Sosrinivus pre-knocked up. She had a great ass.

Starting point is 01:39:23 Uh, Sevi does this um, uh, Bella. Bella. Bella. Hi Bella. Sebi does this new format. To qualify, favor Gabby Magawa. She can probably qualify the first round with one ankle. Oh, you mean the open? Oh, but the thing is dude, getting to the games this year year is gonna I think it's gonna be really fucking hard I need to hear like I need to hear Tyler I need to have Tyler on the show and talk about it like probably Tyler and spin to explain to me exactly But it sounds fucking hard. I

Starting point is 01:39:57 Mean it's always been crazy hard Greatest ass of all time Alex has a nice ass. Alice has a great ass She's got narrow hips. She's got the Sam Briggs hips Alex ass is only gonna get better when she has kids. It'll get even better No, let me tell you this isn't this is like blows Brooke Wells his ass away Here we go the greatest ass of all time. I'm gonna show it to you right here. Here we go greatest ass of all time. I'm gonna show it to you right here. Here we go. By the way, that's the kind of shit I did in Pilates. That's the kind of stuff you do. Right here.

Starting point is 01:40:41 Holy shit. How? What is that? How is that? We can be friends. He must work out. You think that's fake? I know I was thinking it might be fake too. It's called the BBL. A dude gets those? Dudes get those? You think dudes get those? How

Starting point is 01:41:35 his ass sticks out so far you could like set a glass of water on it like it has a ridge? Like it's like it are these women staring at it no they don't even I don't even understand anyway world's greatest ass November 27th, 2024, Sevon podcast, crowned. I don't like it. I understand. Yeah, he can hold the can of beer on it.

Starting point is 01:42:14 I get it. So you think that that's fake? God, that's crazy if that's fake. Oh no, oh no. Duped again. Let me see, what did the comments say? Inmates are drooling. I'm finding it hard to believe that's a BBL. Bro, you need to stop after...

Starting point is 01:42:32 Broke it said a glass of water on that thing. Oh yeah, other people think that. Prison is made free, bro. Cake is cake no matter the baker. The booty warrior is going to lose his mind. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Prison is made free bro. Cake is cake no matter the baker. The booty warrior is going to lose his mind. Oh, it says these comments are hidden because they may be misleading or um

Starting point is 01:42:55 how I don't understand this um Instagram will hide comments and it says because these comments are hidden because they may be misleading or false and then you open it and there's gifts in there that Instagram provides Is that Tim Kardashian Brokeback Mountain to a seven in that dude Dude you're gonna need a fucking Ten inch dick to get past his butt to his stink portal. Crazy. Greatest ass of all time. Never thought, never in a million years did I expect it to show up there.

Starting point is 01:43:45 Here you go. One of the greatest CrossFit feats of all time. I'm going to park you in a place where you can park that. So I'll let you in. Yes. I'm going to park you in a place where you can park that. God, that's such a chick thing to do, to fucking put her foot on the car like that, isn't that? Isn't that crazy? I'm going to park you in a place where you can park that. So I'll let you in. I wonder if Hiller would give this a no rep.

Starting point is 01:44:32 I wonder if she still gets credit for carrying all the groceries in on one trip even though she used her foot to fucking slam the trunk. Fuck is that? Oh my god. Listen to this bitch. God, you're a fucking victim. What the fuck is that? Oh my god. Listen to this bitch. God, you're a fucking victim. Then the fucking bitch writes, who owns this, this fasting MD, I can't tell you how many Wonder Women I see on a daily basis. We do so much but often lack support. How about me and the homies make you airtight to show you our support?

Starting point is 01:45:03 Why would you write that? Lack support. Everyone fucking lacks support. That ruined the whole clip for me. I wish I wouldn't have read that. I want to click this chick's account. Is her whole account playing the victim? Oh yeah, Jesus Christ She went to Cornell Harvard in Columbia, she's a nutrition expert And a victim. Anyway, I thought that was a great, that's that's us. She found a CrossFitter. Oh, that would have been awesome. Then it would have been a viral clip. Can you imagine if her hair got caught in the

Starting point is 01:45:58 trunk lid? Like it shut and she got caught in there and and you know and then she would refuse to put the groceries down so she'd be stuck in there hey i think um i think the u.s government's gonna stop backing student loans helping people with student loans that's how they're gonna fucking stick it to the fucking universities to the libtard you Kamala Harris reappeared for the first time since election night and many are saying she was intoxicated in this video either way Either way here you go Have to remind you don't you ever let anybody take your power from you You have the same power that you did before November 5th, and you have the same purpose that you did, and

Starting point is 01:46:56 you have the same ability to engage and inspire. So don't ever let anybody or any circumstance take your power from you. I just have to remind you Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you? Take your she's talking to herself, right? She's going through some shit That's like that's like 99% of the stuff you see on Instagram when people are talking to the camera They're talking to themselves like they're lecturing themselves But then people think like they're giving some sort of great wisdom for you, but they need it themselves Seve have you ever stuck your pinky in a girl's butt? No, I have not

Starting point is 01:47:39 That's a negative mr. Burns I have not That is I have not. That is, I have not. You think she's drunk, clearly? I'd be drunk too, after being destroyed the way she was. Yeah, me too. Somebody check on her, she's unwell. Yeah, it has some pretty unwell vibes to it. Which kind of probably speaks to her base.

Starting point is 01:48:23 Remember the guy yesterday who I read his post? I didn't plan on reading it. I was going to show you a different post on my Instagram or my YouTube account, but I read the post and he was like telling me like, I mean, he didn't say this, but basically in my synopsis is you're going to burn in hell and all you Trump fuckers are going to all burn in hell. Remember that one? This is the part I don't- I wanna know how they reconcile this. This part. Remember that New Jersey dude who was charged of rape? Who decided to transition so he'd be sent to a woman's prison. Then raped and impregnated his inmates. Or the guy from Scotland who did that.

Starting point is 01:49:00 Or the guys from California that did that. Or, I'll save you the time, there's hundreds of men raping women in prisons right now. This new story might be the most disgusting though. Scotland who did that, or the guys from California that did that, or I'll save you the time, there's hundreds of men raping women in prisons right now. This new story might be the most disgusting though. A BC man raped a 3 year old. Wait did I say 3 years? I meant 3 months!

Starting point is 01:49:15 He transitions and not only is he sent to a women's prison, he's sent to a mothers and children's ward. So once he's imprisoned, he immediately starts making lewd and lascivious comments about the children. One mother stands up and says, get the fuck away from my kid, you pedophile. The man then beats the shit out of the woman, cracking two of her ribs. Is he reprimanded? No, the woman is, for hate speech, for calling him a pedophile. Which he is. Some rules just make no sense. In Minnesota per se, there's taxpayer funded transgender surgery for inmates.

Starting point is 01:49:53 But they won't send you to the women's prison after. BC is way more extreme though. If you go to transrightsbc.ca, you'll find a whole guide on how to get away with crimes and evade the law. I dare you to find a news article on this guy though Google Bing This story is buried Remember that New Jersey dude who fucking

Starting point is 01:50:16 Rape the three month year old three month old and then was put in prison and then transitioned and was put in the ward with mothers and their kids What the fuck is going on so that's it that's the thing dude, that's it that's why I voted for Trump right there That's it. I don't think he's gonna let that happen. I think he's gonna Push up against that and so like you could say all the other shit you want about him Call him off. Whatever. I Don't care I think he's gonna push up against that stuff like that in Canada. You guys are fucking disgusting

Starting point is 01:51:04 All the... And you hate Trump. That's what I mean. As soon as I hear you hate Trump, I'm like, well, does that mean you're pro that? Like where's your line? Where are you like, okay, I'll accept the fact. I'll accept this about Trump because we really got to stop that. You're racist, Seve.

Starting point is 01:51:26 I don't think that's true. Not even a little bit. Not even like, not even like the, not even like, like, I'm trying to think of like things that I might be racist. Like I think Asian people have straight pubic hair and all black guys have big dicks and stuff like that. I think Mexicans are short. I mean, I have like these, I have stereotypes for sure. But I don't have any like character judgments.

Starting point is 01:52:11 You know what I mean? I don't think. You're not racist if you hate everyone equally. I think it's like why I think it's like why I think it's like why you hate them. If I were like if I if I said like why you hate them. If I said like I hated black men because they have big dicks or I hated Asian women because they had...

Starting point is 01:52:34 What if I said I like black men because they have big dicks? I don't even know what fucking racist means anymore, I don't think. So I don't know. I mean, I have like stereotypes or discernment. My 2016 Toyota Sienna rides way nicer than my 2014 Toyota 4Runner and it's faster. I don't need proof of that. I don't know if that's racist. Prefer a car with seat heaters. I don't fucking even know anymore Wow, there's so many fucking cool things to uh

Starting point is 01:53:36 Talk about all right, I think I'm done. Oh Here let's finish on this note, this is a great this is a great story I cannot stand this guy's voice. Why can't this guy just talk fucking normal? This guy's account is so fucking cool, but he is the worst voice is The he is the fakest voice this is what this is how the PFAA talks He has the worst voice in the world not the old guy. This is this guy's name is MD motivator He gives people away money, but he's such a fucking cuck the way he does it My forerunner is a gutless piece of shit And

Starting point is 01:54:15 And no matter how many times we get it aligned. It's always out of alignment, but I don't really drive it that much my wife Tries it Okay, here we go. Really embarrassed? What do you need? A dollar. I realize I left my wallet at home. I have no money on me. Oh, I'm sorry, Dougherty. You need this for what?

Starting point is 01:54:34 To build my son's desk. This is wrong. I-I-I need a dollar. Can-can you help me? It's like, dude, just be yourself. Why are you doing that fucking? People who talk to their kids like that and do that are so fucking lame. But anyway, I'm gonna stop talking about how lame this guy's voice is.

Starting point is 01:54:52 The video has nothing to do with his voice. This video is so cool. This is at Home Depot. This is at Home Depot. If it's outside for a deck. Oh no, desk for a school. What have you got on you? How much pennies, how much quarters have you got?

Starting point is 01:55:04 I got nothing. So what do you need? This, do you need the nuts with the two? I think just those two. What have you got on you? How much pennies? How much quarters have you got? I got nothing. So what do you need? This? Do you need the nuts with the two? So I think just those two. What's your name? Davey. Are you going to help me?

Starting point is 01:55:12 Yeah. And I want to make sure that it's the right size. Why are you going to help me? Well, you're stuck here and you're going to have a problem. So we're going to try and help you. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? 100. You're 100? Were you here last week? No, why?

Starting point is 01:55:27 Gone from my 100th birthday. Was your birthday last week? Yeah, happy belated birthday go on the internet oldest employee in North America What's the key to live in a long healthy life treat the world like your family be nice to be sensible? I actually had my wallet on me today. I was going to take this up there put it on my credit card on Instagram. Well now you don't need to do that. Right here. First person who's going to be kind to help me out. You want to? At a thousand dollars Because you were kind. I shouldn't be taking this. It's for you. A thousand dollars for what?

Starting point is 01:56:12 For being kind to me. Well, that's what people should do. I'm going to use this to help another stranger. Love you. Be well. I'm going to use this thousand dollars to help another stranger. That part I don't like either but whatever hundred years old crazy I

Starting point is 01:56:31 Don't believe that guy's a hundred Seve you need to stick with Taylor Sheridan shows Yellowstone then 1923 then 1883 lioness land man mayor Kingstown stay awaysa, or Stallone, you will thank me. Okay, that's good. That's the best comment today. All right. I think my wife already watched all that shit without me. I'm too busy making, I'm teaching Avi how to edit. I'm gonna tell you guys here right now,

Starting point is 01:56:58 some of you are gonna like this and some of you aren't gonna like this, but probably Avi is gonna, my kids are gonna be fucking just superstars. It's gonna be nuts. I've been teaching Obby to edit the last two days. We spend about an hour each day. We're gonna spend an hour right now when I get off the show.

Starting point is 01:57:15 It's gonna be nuts. It's crazy. I don't know how I'm gonna manage it. The next five years are gonna be a fucking trip. It's gonna be like Jake Paul 2.0. He's like, are we gonna get rich? I'm like, what are you talking about? Like he even knows. Like you ain't getting nothing. I'm gonna get rich. I didn't say that. I just thought that in my head.

Starting point is 01:57:41 Can you teach me to edit? You know what's crazy is... So I've been teaching him to edit. I used to be the best editor in my head. Can you teach me to edit? You know what's crazy is, so I've been teaching them to edit. I used to be the best editor in the world. I was editing on a computer, like the day Final Cut Pro came out when I was a fucking homeless guy. I went to the fucking university bookstore in Santa Barbara and I bought the fucking computer and the software. It was 10 DVDs. It took me two weeks to load all 10 DVDs. I know some of you heard this story a dozen times. I don't give a fuck. And I sat down, it was the first laptop, it was the first computer, it was first computer and laptop you could ever edit on before then you had to go somewhere to a place where there was like a million dollars worth of fucking equipment. No one had ever fucking done it. And I've been, I've been hearing, and I was just homeless at the time, but I had been hearing stories that Apple was going to do that.

Starting point is 01:58:25 And I owned a video camera at the time. I had been just making, I didn't just filming shit. I'd taken this paycheck. I got and spent like $2,000 on this huge camcorder. And I was like, just filming every day around my town. And I had just boxes and boxes of books that I was storing at someone's house, or not books, tapes that I had shot. And I was like, fuck, what am I going to do with that?

Starting point is 01:58:45 All these. And I was storing at someone's house, or not books, tapes that I had shot. And I was like, fuck, what am I going to do with that? All these. And I was pretty weird. And then I heard this computer was going to come out with his editing software. So I got it that day. There was no internet that back then. So like, I had to be on fucking hold on a phone that was attached to a fucking cable to the wall and I had to just be there for hours, like having people help me load these DVDs because of all the hiccups and it was the it was just crazy there was no one I could talk to there

Starting point is 01:59:10 were no resources there was a stack of books like this big on how to edit and how to use the software and after two weeks after I got all 10 DVDs loaded and the computer was so unstable running that software. Like just fucking was just testing the ability of the computer. And I started editing. I started editing fucking 12 hours a day every single fucking day. Like any second I was awake that I wasn't working, I was editing. Cigarette lighter. My computer was plugged into the cigarette lighter in my little motor home.

Starting point is 01:59:43 cigarette lighter my computer is plugged into the cigarette lighter in my little motorhome and it became it became to where like I didn't I didn't even have to think my hands just edited it was nuts and I made these 20 TV shows called IV TV over three years and I made a bunch of other documentaries I should put them on my YouTube channel you guys would fucking die. And there was no one else fucking doing it. There was nowhere you could publish it to. I would have to export it to a DVD. Then I'd have to take this DVD to a place to make it on this giant huge tape. I don't even know what the tape was called. It was huge. And then I'd have to take that tape to the public access station and then they would play it.

Starting point is 02:00:31 It was fucking crazy. There was no, I'd never, no one, no one, uh, I had no one. I'd never even heard of anyone doing it. No one did it. Pfft. And then what happened, so I did that, they came up Final Cut 1, Final Cut 2, Final Cut, they went all the way to Final Cut 7, I think. Final Cut Pro 7. And it was like my whole fucking life. Just filming and editing, filming, editing, filming, editing. And then Apple reworked the entire software to Final Cut 10.

Starting point is 02:01:08 It would be like if someone just changed, it would be like if someone took a keyboard and just completely changed it on you. They changed everything. It's like they took away my skill. It was crazy. So now I have to learn Final Cut Pro all over again, how it operates. And so yesterday I watched like two hours of videos at 1.5 speed relearning how to edit. How many dudes did you blow when you were homeless? I never blown anyone, no blowing. when you were homeless? I never blown anyone. No blowing. Never. And haven't even blown myself. All right. So a hundred, there's a hundred year old guy working at a home depot.

Starting point is 02:02:02 If that was near me, I'd go visit him. I'd like to see that. That's the kind of shit I'm interested in Yeah, Dexter December 13th me and hill are starting a new YouTube channel where we're gonna review the new season of Dexter I Think our first show is coming up. Oh shit Our first show might be on Friday. I might have a show. We might have a new YouTube station on Friday, Friday evening. So basically the new Dexter, I'm just finishing the original Dexter now.

Starting point is 02:02:35 And so there's a new Dexter coming out after like a 10 year break or something. And it will, the premier is December 13th on hulu or something. I don't know showtime So every night uh, hillar and I are going to watch every night that that comes out Hilar and I are going to watch it and then we're going to go live after and talk about it So so um Oh shit my wife's leaving Where the fuck is she going? I'm leaving. Reminder, I'm leaving at 8.40, Nico gets here at 9. What the fuck? Where are you going?

Starting point is 02:03:16 Where the fuck is she going? Beeping I have so much crazy shit going on my house between the editing and my kids want to play poker and then my other kid I'm teaching them how to make chain mails but where are you going? I'm going to Dittanyland. You're going to Dittanyland? Yeah.

Starting point is 02:03:41 Remember I told you like thousands of times? No. Don't you usually, you send me like usually an obligatory text in the morning. You're like, is it okay if I do Pilates? I did, I sent you two. Yeah, it's fine if you go to Pilates. I've sent you two. No, I see the-

Starting point is 02:04:02 Reminder, I'm leaving at 8.40. Nico gets here at 9. Yeah, but you didn't ask me You're supposed to ask you're supposed to be like hey, but I'll be house in the poem Cuz I told you I'll be house in the plane in at 9. I Didn't know my hand to tell you again. Please don't please don't stand up to me more live on the air. I Gotta go. We just got here and relate. Okay. Hi. Bye. Bye. Bye and relate. Okay. Hi, Heidi. Hi. Bye. Love you. Bye. Bye. What the fuck is going on here? I don't even know where she went. Oh, that's why she didn't ask me. She's taking Avi somewhere.

Starting point is 02:04:38 To his had a broken toe forever. All right. I've never seen Dexter. Where's the best spot to watch the old seasons? Um, I think we're watching it on Netflix. Hey dude, it's not for everyone, just so you know. It's definitely not for me. It's a lot. It's a lot to take in. It's weird. I think, I mean, like you will watch it extra and you'll be like, oh, I totally get why Andrew Hiller loves this show. Like you will 100%xter and you'll be like, oh I totally get why Andrew Hiller loves this show. Like you will 100% understand why Andrew loves it.

Starting point is 02:05:14 Who the fuck won the virtual games in 2021? I don't even know what the virtual games are. What are the virtual games? Is that a Dexter thing? Boy. All right. I tore shit up pretty good today, right? That's a good show. David, what would you rate this show on a 1 to 10? Mr. Weed? David.

Starting point is 02:05:57 David. David. David. Speak to me. Speak to me. Speak to me. Speak to me. Let's rate the show. I think it was a good show. I'm gonna give it a 10. I'm gonna give the show a 10.

Starting point is 02:06:08 10? Yeah, 10. I think the show was a 10. 69, wow. Thank you very much. That's good. David's business touching his stink hole. 12. Wow. Hello. Six out of 10. Jesus Christ. I fucking knew I shouldn't have asked you motherfucker. Seven, if you want to be super red pilled, Tom Lungo of Gold Goats and Guns podcast.

Starting point is 02:06:43 I don't know. How could I be more red-pilled than WEF and No Moon Landing? Show is 11 out of 10, thank you. I know. Thank you. Thank you. I know, it was pretty sick. Crazy show. It's too bad, in the beginning when I played that song that you guys were all hating on, it was, uh, fuck with me, you know I got it, and it was like a like a different version it was a little Wayne version and my camera wasn't on when I came in so I wanted to play it for you guys so you guys could listen to it while I got my shit together but then you guys didn't even like the song you

Starting point is 02:07:15 don't like my dirty work. I cut off my hands. I don't even touch the work. I pray these niggas don't fuck with me. And I don't like the cussing church. And my girl pussy taste just like Miss Butterwurst. And my girl pussy taste like Miss Butterwurst.

Starting point is 02:07:40 That's a great line. Meena. Believe that. Believe that. or worse. That's a great line. These niggas hustlin' backers Check your rear view mirror and your side mirrors OG kush keep my mind clearer That chopper get your mind right I got two choppers that's chopsticks Eat your block up like strip fried rice Been so long since I seen my eyes white You know I smoke like dry ice Better stay in your lane and get sliced white It's going down let me straighten up and fly right Still can't turn the horn to the housewife Man it's like some things will never change You ain't got a shot in the gun rain each. I'm saying even got jump chain

Starting point is 02:08:28 And don't fuck with me, you know, I'm got it Yeah, check yourself before I sign it Yeah, I'm shining on these niggas no horizon Yeah, I know it's going down if I'm her pilot My new car is so robotic my new bitch is so probiotic Money talks, yours like no comic, black car, racial profiler Rest in peace, Christopher Wallace, there's an eagle like Gamo Javi I get my work from Rico Swabe, uh

Starting point is 02:08:57 This is a roller, if I got him on my hand You ever see me broke, right on my cash cask Why we look like cry when it's gone? Had a phone in jail, that's a cell phone I'm bout to buy a machine gun, we drank it all, leave clean Cause make mongols look like sleep mums, I'm sitting on some strange tracks Hoping that bitch speed up, I'm strong I take you on a high-speed Test the road to overtest them alone Got so much shit built up you can smell it though Fuck all your niggas and spy you, medic

Starting point is 02:09:54 Ain't nothing free round here but we'll be back AK-47 callin' Mr. Bigs All my niggas blood, fuck your syringe Chop his head off, put it in the fridge I Think that shit To America most every nigga round with me carry your toe Okay, don't let it just flying over the boat I'm on the way from Panama I got a few on the boat what you nigga make a, I can do with the blow You keep on playing with me, bet I put a few on you I hope the fate of a fuck n***a we soon see

Starting point is 02:10:28 D-n***a sweet perfume to me I mean really like carton to me Ain't nobody fucking with Tony me Bust a gang bang, green-head, gov a truck Young money, carry money, they down with us I got a bitch who wants your bitch, you finna get a ho up And don't bush, y'all that listen, you don't really know what We'll bust a n***a head, lean, lay him for dead

Starting point is 02:10:43 I get caught with a banker, I'ma lay in the fed. In gym part nigga, everyday in the fed. I was chillin' on the yard, really goin' hard. And these pussy niggas catchin' feelin' up with bros. Can't push a nigga, but I'm really like a god. Eight town nigga, bankhead, I'm about it. Everybody know the fuck with me, cause I got it. Damn!

Starting point is 02:10:59 That's interesting. I think I, uh... I think I maybe like it better than the original. Alright, um... I think I maybe like it better than the original. All right. Please, 1999. Fine. Love you guys. Remember what I said about everything.

Starting point is 02:11:14 Love you guys. See you guys soon. What is today? What is today? Wednesday? Trash day? I hope I took the trash out. All right.

Starting point is 02:11:22 Talk to you soon. West Side for life.

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