The Sevan Podcast - Not today James Sprague | The Fittest Man on Earth

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

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Corey Lander, what's up, dude? Kenneth, you're laughing. Hey, Christine. I don't know why this didn't pop on my radar before. This is crazy. Our very own Pat Lang got a clip that's going viral. I saw it on DC Drano last night. It's crazy. No one sent it to me. I just stumbled across it. It's pretty wild. Very impressive. Nora, hi. Good to see you. Shoes. Hey, is there anyone who listens to the show who's just a hater? Like you come here every morning and you just hate? Because sometimes there's these people,

there's a couple people like they circulate through the comments and they always have something negative to say. I'm like, oh, do people just listen to the show because they hate it? They just come here to get some like emotional, they just come something negative to say. I'm like, oh, do people just listen to the show because they hate it? They just come here to get some like emotional, they just come here to get triggered? Yeah, I think so. You think that could exist? As in his name, David Weed? I don't know, but yeah, I guess, I guess.

For David, that's a great point. I didn't even think of David. David, I actually, you know, he's in the chat and he participates These are just like people just in the YouTube comments who just hate trigger juice. Yeah. Thank you trigger juice Oh, you mean they just watched later and then they just shit on it Yeah Everything not just the anything that comes on the show they shit on not just me Anyway, I saw Pat pat Lang. I don't know where he was flying

but He does what any good white man does here he Saves the black woman it's quite it's quite the It's quite the show. It's crazy. Have you seen this? Did you know Pat Lang went viral? No, I didn't. Yeah. Check this out. He gets in a fight with some Pacci or Indian dude or something. It's hard to see because it's blurry, but the guy in the blue shirt going toe-to-toe with the Packey, that's Pat Lang. Yeah, our Pat.

Yeah, that's our Pat. Listen, you can't miss the voice. Can't miss the voice. Big bald white dude, saving black women everywhere. You know, Pat's a big, big lib, you know. He's a man of the people. Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Not a lib. Look at this. Look at this.

That must be serious when the stewardess calls 311. Yeah, 311! No, no, no, no, no! That must be serious when the stewardess calls 311. Yeah, I guess. 311. Yeah, brother man Pat, look at him. Let's go Pat, yeah. This guy's a cop. I don't know if he's a cop, I just know it's Pat Lang. Listen, listen.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Now! Now! Now! You got it, cunt? You got it? Alright, alright, alright. Put your hands down! And people think Pat Lang's there mad there, but that's just his normal inside talking voice. Yep.

Honey, I said, give me a fucking cup of coffee now. That's, that's, that's just Pat. She's just chilling. Anyway, he wound up. People think he's yeah. Pat's an American hero people think he's wound up. He's not wound up No, he's chilling dude. Yeah, it's just Pat chilling You can't see but on the other side he's got an earpiece and he's listening to the semon podcast, right? He's if he's upset he's upset cuz he can't be typing in the chat right now. Listen, look at look at Pat Just handle his business. Put your hands down!

Don't touch anybody! So am I! Look at him. You're gonna walk or you're gonna be naked? Walk! Beautiful. Turn around and walk! That's how Pat talks to his wife when he's making love to her.

That's how he talks to his kids. Hey, congratulations! I graduated from high school! That's how Pat talks to his wife when he's making love to her. That's how he talks to his kids. Hey, congratulations! You graduated from high school! You know! Now come on! Let's go get some ice cream and celebrate! Turn around and walk!

Thank you, guys. Thank you. Savvy, we need to go for a walk! Turn around and walk! Walk! Show him I walk! Walk! There he goes. That's what I knew for sure it was him.

I got that close up shot of his face. Pat's traps are so big he can't even reach his arm around to get around that guy's fucking neck. Let's go. He can't even like reach his arm around to get around that guy's fucking neck Pat did get back on that flight and get successfully to the he was going to a he's one of the lead parents in the girl scouts like he's like on the corporate level he works for the girl scouts so he's fine to like their big corporate meeting that day I do I do want to I do want to show you something look at this fat guy right here in the back right in the red shirt holding the coffee see that guy yeah

there's two people in here who need to be who should have been kicked off the plane with that Paki ready here we go I like that right there too the way he steps aside that guy's already like you I didn't get in your face and so yeah he steps aside and I think Pat kind of I think Pat puts his hand on the small of his back here we can't see it but I think that's what Pat does yeah oh is even with the back of his hand on the small of his back here. We can't see it, but I think that's what Pat does. Yeah, oh, is he even with the back of his hand? He gave him one of these. That's a pretty gentle touch. Yeah, just kind of like kind of pushing him along. This little nice little nudge. Remind me to tell you the story off the air. It's not appropriate right now, but this girl one time gave me a hand job rubbing my penis with the back of my hand, back of her hand.

That's so weird.'s interesting you know it would be weirder as if she took your hand and gave you a hand job with your own hand that's even more weird yeah things that you don't think about but that are just always right in front of us as a possibility that's yeah you know it's not like you'd be opposed to it no I would just be like well why don't you just do it? No, you wouldn't that's why you're here. You know you wouldn't Okay, I don't know if some shit listen if some chick was like hey grab your penis and then she grabbed your wrist and started Jerking you off

You wouldn't be like hey, why don't you do it? You just be like, all right Maybe later. Maybe maybe later No, I'd be soft. I'd be soft. Not me. Not me. Any hand will do. All I see here is a woman who's in distress and Pat Lang saves her. But they should have said it's a white man saves black woman. I'll just put the narrative though. Yeah, you're right.

This is the part that pisses me off. Why is fat boy with the tea? He's so fat. He's got the t-rex arms Why is he there holding his coffee? Look who's standing behind him if the like that's a that guy in the red shirt is a big guy, right? Yeah, he's filling the aisle, but look at the guy behind him Look at that fucking monster. Oh Look at that fucking monster. Oh

And the blue shirt, yeah, yeah fat boy you you won't even put your fucking mocha down He just wants to watch. Yeah, he wants a front row seat. Yeah The guy in blue is kind of come through and help out What if what if a girl was holding your penis, but another guy was holding a wrist and jacking you off would that be gay? Say that what what okay, you're our in the handjob inception Confused you're laying in bed. Okay, and there's a girl holding your penis. Okay Now let's make it a standee. You're standing in the kitchen making coffee. Okay.

And some chick reaches around and grabs your penis. But then a guy grabs her wrist and jerks and does the movement. But it's her hand touching your penis. Gay adjacent. Gay adjacent. Yeah. It's pretty gay. That's like, that's like, wouldn't that be just like ultimate like cuckery. Oh man. Look Mike's just firm on it right there. Oh

Man I don't think I have hair on my knuckles. I don't have hair on my neck I have one that just always grows back every time I pluck it I'm really not that hairy anywhere except just right around fucking my anus Looks like the Batcave down there I'm guessing I've hairy anywhere except just right around the fuck in my anus. Looks like the Batcave down there. I'm guessing I've never even looked at it. You've never just spread them in front of the mirror before? No, I maybe once in college. I think in college I had a hemorrhoid and I had to do that.

I went to the doctor. You guys make fun of me for calling the police. I went to the doctor because I had a hemorrhoid once in college. You didn't just get preparation H and no, I'm just stupid. I was just that's fine. James is going to have internet issues after this. That's possible. I don't even know if he's really coming on. I just thought it would be good for the show. I invited him on. I said you could come on at 7 or 8 or whatever. Whenever you wake up?

Yeah. Off season? Sleep hours? Yeah! Now what is this guy doing? This fucking look at this guy's a dentist or something right? This guy like Fergie Yeah. Oh, wow. It's like Fergie 30 years. It's Fergie at 90 Yeah, yeah, yeah What like hey, dude, like you're not doing nothing dude. Get your hands off of me. Yeah. Yeah, there's a few of those in here. Like this chick is one of them.

I want to open mouth kiss, mouth kiss, sebon. As long as our tongues don't touch, I'm fine with it. Is it that's not gay? No, unless your tongues touch it is. Interesting. I invited Hunter on the show, he rejected me. Hmm Interesting Invited hunter on the show he rejected me that hurt a little bit. Yeah, what the hell? Put your hands down and don't touch any way that's exactly the same line he uses with his kids. That's right Now this fucking lady in the orange what the fuck is she doing

She's a cop too. She tells him yo bitch sit the fuck down. If you're in the, if you're in the aisle of an aircraft and you're trying to handle somebody, one person, you only need one person. Everybody else needs to just clear out or help clear out. Yeah. Like what is she doing? Like, Hey, help him. Don't talk to him. Yeah.

Also. Yeah. You know what? Go ahead you telling him that you're a cop as well is does nothing at this moment It doesn't matter who you are what you like any any your your qualification. You don't need to give him a resume Right off the bat and be like hey, by the way, I'm a cop Small-town cop but I am a cop. So let me help you I'm getting you got the guy in a fucking choke hold right now. Yeah. Yeah, all he needs to do

Is parade him down the aisle and get everybody the fuck out of the way Everybody else needs to just clear out here the fact that he like this is he has the shit under control She's everybody from that point up to the nose of the aircraft is an idiot She's everybody from that point up to the nose of the aircraft is an idiot. You have a guy with Down syndrome. You have the retarded dentist, pussy dentist who voted for Kamala to the left of them. You have the retarded fucking golfer. You know, like those people who are like semi-retarded. They're not fully retarded, but he's got that baseball cap on the glasses.

When you look at him, he looks cross-eyed. Yeah. And all he does is spend his days golfing thinking that he's gonna go pro yeah like they invented porn for that guy then you got the fat dude fucking with the t-rex arms because his guts so big behind him holding a coffee and then behind him there's a real man there's some fucking 68 year old dude who's seven feet tall who's on four times the TRT that fucking Hillers on. Right. And then you got the fucking Superman taking the bad guy out and then you have this fucking dyke fucking trying to block, that's fair to call her a dyke,

right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I don't mean it in any offensive way. No, but you're probably right. She eats pussy. Yeah. Your girl, you have your hat on backwards and you're wearing a sleeveless shirt like that?

Ron Jon. Yeah. And you're a cop, dude. Yeah, and you're a cop. Triple crown. You're definitely a lesbian. Yeah, too many, too many, too many points of, uh, strong correlation. That's right.

Hey, he's like Philly PD. She's like Berkeley PD. She's like small town Midwest PD. He's like Yeah, she's a fool. She's a DEI hire and He's Derek Chauvin adjacent But I like it cuz you got the white fucking You know Trump supporter you got the fuckingy, you got the black stewardess and you got the dyke.

I mean, this, it's almost like it's a diverse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got them all. This is, you know what? This is probably staged and they just needed to hire a bunch of actors just to fill the roles just like they did with like all the Netflix specials that are coming up lately. Dude, I'm watching.

Um, uh, I'm watching the final season of Dexter. It's called Dexter Reboot. It's 10 years after the series, right? Yep. Yeah. Where he lives in Alaska or some shit. And dude, it's crazy. They got every fucking DEI check thing.

They got the fucking lady in the wheelchair who's the dispatcher. They got the fucking black cop. They got the fucking lesbian DA. They have the Native American head of the fucking chief of police. New blood. It is crazy. It is so fucking ridiculous. Dexter's boss is a gay dude.

I mean, they got like. Have you seen that movie carry on? Indios their indios indios. No carry on. No. Yeah that it's a new movie that Think it's Jason Bateman or whatever. He he's in it. It's like that. It's a new. Oh, I will watch that Yeah, it's it's not bad bad but for whatever reason they just make all of the gay guys like super badass yeah there's like three or four of them and they're all just like trained killers or like super cool people knock you out and fuck you in the ass yeah I've never seen that before but it was the craziest

thing a Jason Bateman Johnny Depp and Denzel Washington those are the ones you'd watch I mean I just would like, I don't care if the movie sucks. Like, you know what I mean? Like I watched Sleepy Hollow. I couldn't watch Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp. Really? No. I did like those are the good movies.

I thought those were funny. I tried. I mean, maybe maybe it's because of Keira Knightley. Uh, but yeah, those are those are those are my guys. I love Bateman. It's the same in that movie that Jason Strathman's... Statham? Statham, the Bumblebee movie. Yeah.

In the opening scene, there's the black woman who takes care of him, the rich black woman who takes care of him. Okay. And then he's standing in the room and she's dead And and then the black female FBI agent comes in Okay, and she goes And she released they release him from jail right they catch him and release him You know cuz they have nothing to hold him on and she turns to her boss and she's like How can he not be guilty a big white man standing in a room over a dead body? And I just I just immediately translated it to how can he not be guilty a big black man standing over a dead body in a room

And I was like, that would never fly. No. Okay, anyway, Pat's just handling his business. Let's get back to this. It's actually here. It's really Pat versus a Packey. How did the stewardess get back there? What? a Paki. Oh, how did the stewardess get back there?

It's really saving a black woman while removing a Paki and fighting off a libtard. She's like, she like backed out into a seat. I think that's what happened. And this is what I've been telling Pat all the time. He's like a libtard chash. He's like, he's a Trump supporter. He's a hardcore conservative, but he's shackled by libtards in his day to day life. Yeah, moments like this. It all comes out. Hmm. It's like super he's Clark Kenton day to day life. Yeah, he gets on a plane. Someone fucks around and finds out. Yeah. You're going to walk away, you're going to be like... Seve, I ain't mad at you. I ain't mad at you. We agree on most things. Same voice.

If I had Pat as a guest on the show in the studio, he'd reach over and put me in a headlock and be like, I love you, buddy. I love you. I'd be fucking turning red and shit and coughing. Holy shit. Can't get within fucking 100 feet of this dude. No.

Fuck! Fuck! Turn around and walk! Fuck! Let's go! Turn around and walk! Thank you guys. Turn around and walk!

Turn around and walk! Turn around and walk! Turn around and walk! Turn around and walk! Oh I love that how he grabs his fucking under his chin like that and yanks his head up. Fuck that's amazing. Uh Pat Lang oh there you are. What did I what did I do this time? You're doing the fucking lord's work buddy. Yeah saving the airplane. Saving the stewardess. Yeah you should have sent this to us. You're so humble. I'm on my walk! I'm on my walk!

Let's go. I'm on my walk! I'm on my walk! office space to the stapler. That's him. I just want to take those two that are in the shot right now and teleport them to a Taylor Swift concert. Hey, you guys are in the wrong spot. In reality, you guys, you guys walked through the wrong portal. There's fat boy with the coffee. What are you doing? Yeah. He's just following them out, dude. Yeah. He's going to go in there and be a witness

It's like dude you didn't you didn't even put you that that guy's one of those skinny fat guys Where his elbow joint is thicker than his triceps and his forearms, you know that you know those big giant guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Hey Just drinking my Starbucks mocha here. Oh Nice cat She's perched on top of this office chair. Is that called the calico? I think so. What a life just a man. Oh is she swaying a little bit like she's drunk? She's on here. Let me move my mic. Geez Louise. Who knew we were gonna do Cirque du Soleil this morning. Oh Oh, oh, oh that is a slat is sloppy. She's kind of a dumb

The reared come on kitty all the camera was on you a reef I can reverse dismount Listen, if men and Ikes are handling their business and you have a coffee in your hand and you can't put your coffee down, your fucking triple mocha with extra syrup, you gotta go. That guy waited like probably 30 minutes. Most of his layover, he probably waited it just to get that coffee yeah if he gets if he lets that down and he's drops it somewhere then he's never gonna get another one for the next three hours and I say this shitty airport or the airplane coffee I say this with peace and love I hate all you fuckers who sit in the back of the plane fucking peasants behind first class yeah you fucking peasants

anyway I'm more of a roga I'll tell you I don't I don't even I'll sit anywhere in first class I'll even sit in that front one where there's like nowhere to put your bag hmm I'm gonna sit down with the with the wall in front of you pedestrian folk people who use like you know like those are the people who use like two-in-one shampoos. You know what I mean? They don't even have their own conditioner and shampoo bottles. They like he's Pantene They shop at Walmart yeah, those guys fucking people who buy socks and six-packs instead of one pair at a time Mmm, that's like underwear these days. You like the only the good pairs come in one pack.

People who, uh, people who, uh, keep a t-shirt after the next get stretched out, like I don't want to be back there with you. You, you've been using, you've been using the same fucking carry on for fucking since the one someone bought you when you were 16 and you're 52 now. Or you're the ones that have trash bags as their carry-ons yeah no no thank you they're like um sir we're gonna have to check that uh you're gonna check my garbage bag with phil brees scent oh man damn seve I thought we were friends. We are. We are.

We are. Just don't want to ride on the plane with you. I know. I know you do. I have my luggage. I won from a sales contest 20 years ago. Oh, god. Oh man. I personally feel attacked minus the 52 par. Part? 52. Geez Louise Hey that that for that guy for Pat that was that's like a dream scenario To just come in and swoop in and save the day. Yeah, I mean that dude was meant to do that He thinks about he thought about that a scenario like that. Probably every time he got on a plane

He's like when is the the day's gonna come when I'm gonna be needed on this plane Someone is gonna fuck around and find out There's no doubt that dudes juiced right The guy that mmm escorted the Paki maybe I don't know Boy Anyway, congratulations Pat. I'm really impressed. Makes me want to fly with you. I'll tell you that. Pat should just be an air marshal.

Someone the other day in the comments said something really hurtful. They said that I have the humor of a 14 year old boy. The intellect of a 14 year old boy. The intellect of a 14 year old boy. And I was like, man, that's the intellect or the humor. I don't remember something. Both. Let's just say both. I don't even remember what they said, but for the sake of this joke, let's say, let's say they said both. Okay. And uh, the thing, my, my humor is, uh, my humor is quite sophisticated and I want to bring this up.

I want to bring this up as the example. Look at this. Look at this. Look at that. Oh my God. Oh My god, let me tell you if I worked at a job site I would do I would do that every day Fuck yeah, dude Anytime my boss drove up I would fucking do that with the tractor

That's amazing. That is amazing, right? I can't believe how the the action the motion on that I had no idea that thing could move like that. The things are so Accurate like they're they move they articulate like really well. Yeah, look at the speed on that stroke Yeah, it's pretty good Yeah, it's pretty good. Hahaha! What's the best? No 14 year old boy could afford equipment like that. That's like rich man, I have rich man's humor. Yeah, for sure.

What the fuck are you talking about? You're stupid. You're just the 12 year old who likes watching tractors. You're stupid. I have very advanced thinking. You're just the 12 year old who likes watching tractors. You're stupid. I have very, very, very advanced thinking. Stupid. Yeah, you're stupid. Call her. Hi.

Yo, I got a crazy story, man. Oh, I love it. Check this out. I love it already. Please tell me you got beamed up to a drone. Please. No, no, no, it's it might be just equally crazy. So on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day, one of my members drove by the gym because they're local and they go, yo, there's like all these cop cars in the in the parking lot.

We're like, what? So I head over there and in our building above the building above the gym there's an apartment and there's someone that lives up there. Not anymore. Not anymore. So what happened was there was this guy and his mom live in there. The brother on Christmas day, on Christmas Eve, stabbed his mother to death. What? The guy or the brother?

The brother came over, stabbed the mother to death, went to the laundry mat to wash his bloody clothes, and the brother came home, found his mom dead. Okay, I just wanna say something. I just wanna do a little PSA here. If you kill someone, don't wash your clothes, burn them. Okay, go on want to say I just want to do a little PSA here. Um, if you kill someone Don't wash your clothes burn them. Okay, go on go on. Sorry. I just wanted to point that out fucking jackass So I'm going I go to the gym and you know, there's a guy like holding the scene

He can't let anyone into the building But now we can't work out the eye classes today and the gyms closed because it's an act of crime scene. Have you ever seen the brother before? All the time. He's a fucking weirdo. What would tell me some of the signs that he's a weirdo? So I actually he spoke Spanish. He didn't speak English. So I went up to him and I talked to him in Spanish because Illegal alien go on Most likely yes, so what I told him I just want to tell him nicely, you know Do me if I want to I said hey, man, I'm the owner of the business here Could you just do me a favor?

Could you just not smoke the butts in front of the door when we have classes and stuff like me you go down the street He tells me I'm not smoking right now. I get through you, I know you're not smoking right now, but if you could just do it when, you know, when we're open, just go down the block. He just nodded his head and walked away. He was a tall guy, skinny, always had like a hat on, unkempt.

And also the physical therapist that has works out of there as well, he texted me, he said that guy scared him so much that he actually started thinking about applying for a handgun weeks ago and then he started locking his door because he said the guy was so scary. Like he thought he'd be in there doing like some masseuse work and and he would come in he'd be thinking oh hey you know it's funny I just googled Christmas Long Island man kills mom and there's a bunch of choices there's a bunch of choices but we have like I'm on there's nothing being said about this I said it's also really weird a woman was murdered and nobody's said one thing.

It's not in the news at all yet. No. What's the city? What's the city? Massapicua. Massapicua. I don't even know how to spell that. Massapicua.

Oh, I didn't mean from two years ago. Murder. Massapicua murder. Nope. Oh, I didn't think from two years ago Murder As a pico of murder No, you're gonna get out of the go-go. Hey, this story is as fake as the drones We can both can both confirm sorry seven I didn't give my wife permission to speak out of turn that's okay She's probably drunk from last night still That's okay. She's probably drunk from last night still. Yeah. She had a lot of Prosecco. Yeah. Great. Crazy. Now the gyms closing to further notice the homicide detective said it's a hard

no on opening the gym. My, my sister called me the other day and she's like, um, I really like it when Jethro calls in, she's never, she's been listening to the show for years. She never said that about anybody. Oh, Tanya? Yeah. Oh, nice. Thanks, Tanya. She didn't mention anything about your wife. No, she's not gonna.

Yeah, we're gonna head by the gym. We're heading by the gym right now. And we're gonna check out, see what's going on. Then we'll go get some breakfast. Are you alone? Just the two of you? Yeah. Oh, that's nice

For once yeah, that's crazy. You always stick with us. Yeah, don't you never go to practice? Don't you love being alone with your wife? It's crazy. It's it's so weird like last night I was alone with my wife for like 30 minutes. I was like, holy fuck. This is crazy Where were the boys? I don't know fuck who knows don't ask don't tell Not around Fucking I mean I love those guys, but but when they're gone, it's like holy shit. I'm with my wife Christmas is cool I was just thinking of all the dumb shit my kids got my listen my poor kids I bought them some 20 year old slot tracks off of eBay that I used to have as a kid that they don't make anymore

So that those came in a plot in a cardboard box and inside of that the track was in a Febreze plastic garbage bag and I didn't wrap it so they got that from me. They got sheets from their mom with like cow print. They got slippers and listen to this other dumb shit and I got them wooden slingshots with felt balls off of Etsy That's kind of sick though. Did that package did you ever find that package? That was delivered two days before no never got that What was that? That was like some that was some like used cart because I've been trying to assemble this old kind of slot track it's called dard a da da rda and And they don't make it anymore, but But I was just thinking my kids are happy

They don't know that they just got like fucking orphan annie's christmas it's like fucked up They're like so happy. They got slippers jackasses Total mom mom purchases And in their favorite video game They have they have one video game that they play on the switch and it's it's like that tennis that used to be out

On the we 30 years ago Oh nice, so they just stand. Yeah, they just stand there with the remotes and fucking hit balls I should have got him an atari Oh, those are legit. We have one of those and it's loaded with like every atari game And you just play like yeah, those are legit. We have one of those and it's loaded with like every Atari game and you just play like yeah Great. Hey, so what so what's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? They caught the guy I assume they got the the stabber when he's washing his clothes I'm gonna have to call my boss because we have access to all that information

So I gotta see because it usually updates as the case goes along so I got a phone this morning and find out I Don't know look for him now the brother still alive Yeah, the brother still alive and have you talked to your landlord Yeah, he was shocked. He thought it was the regular guy that stays there. You know, it was the mom Why we but he should but you're not shocked, right? You're like, oh shit, I should have seen this coming. I was, I mean, I've seen dead people before, but when it's like upstairs in your gym, it's like, whoa, holy shit. Holy shit, Teresa.

My wife's freaked out obviously. I'm not freaked out at all. I'm not at all. You're right. I don't want to be alone there. Yeah, that's freaked out. Teresa Rochford, I accidentally bought my wife five pairs of Uggs. This lady accidentally bought her daughter $1,000 worth of Uggs on accident. Dude.

Man. Hey, did your family come home for Christmas, guys? Did your son come home? My son, we're going to see him today. My daughter stayed in West Virginia and we got our two animals at home. So, oh wow. My son's coming home today. He spent Christmas with his mom. Did you get him anything? Yeah, we're gonna give him a little cash each. Oh nice. He wanted this buffalo bills jersey. So, you know, kids like the money. Yeah, kids love the money. Did you this then she gives me a present. And I always like feel, I feel like this like weight on me,

like someone just threw like a hundred pound D ball in my lap. It was, it was the opposite. Yeah. What'd you say, Caleb? It was the opposite for me this year. Like I had all my shit together this year and my wife did not. Yeah. So then when she didn't really have anything

to give me, I was like, it's okay. I'm just going to go buy my own shit. So yeah, I prefer, I would prefer it that way. You know what she got me? You know what she got me? You know what she got me? She got me a pair of long. Don't ever buy me anything. Well, you guys should all send buy me stuff, but you should never if you love me, don't

ever buy me anything because she buys me these really beautiful long johns and she had Travis print CEO on them. And all I see when she hands them to me because I just live in long johns. I see that along the waist to me, because I just live in Long John's, I see that along the waistband, it says Cartheart. And I don't say thank you or anything. All I says is I don't wear this brand. Like a dude.

You asshole. And she goes, why? I'm like, they made all their employees get the vaccine to keep their job. Fuck those guys. So what are you going to do with them? I'm going to let her wear. They're too tight around my fucking gun to anyway. It looked like I look like I fucking I look like I'm one of those fat chicks with a foo.

But when I wear it, I guess she can't go around. Caleb what'd you do for Christmas? Was did your wife work? She worked Christmas Eve into until obviously Christmas day. So we just did some, I just did some stuff with my family and then we went over to her family's house and just kind of hung out and got drunk, ate a bunch of food. And then she's got to work today. So. Hey, where do you stab your mom?

Do you look her in the eyes when you stab her or you stabbed her in the back? Like. Man, I don't know. I Just we just passed by the gym. There's a detective car right there now. So they're probably still doing some investigative work I feel like you stabbed him in the back You don't unless you want to like give a like some evil monologue. You're like you asshole you didn't Love me and then you just stabbed him in the chest But like some evil monologue, you're like, you asshole, you didn't love me. And then you just sat him in the chest.

What a fucking crazy life. There's got to be a lot of blood too. And who cleans that up? Oh, I fall. There's a, there's a, like a crime scene cleanup thing on TikTok. I follow them and that shit is disgusting. There are people that like to go out there and just clean up like hoarder houses and murder scenes and sometimes there are people who have just been like found dead

like the cops will do like a wellness check on somebody and they'll just be like, I've been rotted in their living room. Oh, it's gnarly. Merry Christmas. Anymore drone sightings? Julie? We didn't see any Christmas Eve, nothing Christmas Day, but there have been during the week we see them. That's the thing we're thinking. The only times they're not out is like Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Because it's government it's the government. Time off that's right. Yeah. Those are government holidays. Nobody's gonna be driving around on government holidays. All right well happy happy

breakfast Dean and I'm sorry about the gym I'm sure it'll open quickly right it'll be open tomorrow. I hope so. I really hope and I'm sorry about the gym. I'm sure it'll open quickly, right? It'll be open tomorrow I hope so. I really hope so. I'm not gonna have everyone start doing 5k runs You should name a workout after the event Does that mean you should just shut the gym down because somebody died above it no no Don't say that Caleb don't don't get all don't get emotional because somebody died above it? No, no, no, no. Don't say that. Caleb don't don't get all emotional. What'd you say?

Julie? Okay. So do we do we tell our members what happened? I mean, they'll find out right. It's gonna be on the news. I don't know. I don't know. Jen thinks some people won't come back.

Oh. I think they'd be scared to go back into the gym. Hey, have any of your clients ever complained about this dude? Been like, hey dude, there's a weirdo upstairs. The coach has said that he was looking in the window once and she was really scared. She didn't write the workout on the board for the in the window once and she was really scared She didn't write the work out on the board for the next morning's coach that she got so scared She just left and locked everything up. Hey I'm picturing this dude being like 5 foot 1 with like size 13 feet

That was like With a fucked up haircut. Yeah, like a Mexican version of Colton Mertens Like Colton Mertens. With a fucked up haircut. Yeah, like a Mexican version of Colton Mertens. No, he was actually like six foot, six one. Oh, Jesus. Like 160 pounds, tall skinny guy. Oh, wow.

Real creepy. I pictured the crazy black dudes are tall skinny, six two, 120, and crazy Mexicans, I always picture them as being really short with like a bowl haircut. Yep. That's just my stand they walk funny yeah yeah totally and the black dude the black dude won't kill you unless he has to but the Mexican guy will just kill you for no reason

black dude it's like true he if you give him something he's good True. If you give him something, he's good. All right, we're at breakfast, guys. All right. Enjoy the is James Bray coming on? Well, I don't know. I don't know. Joshua Patterson. So is James Bray coming on or not? Shut it, Joshua. Go back. Go back to where the fuck you came from. You're not even a regular listener. Beat it. And I didn't wake up. As soon as we get out, we're going to come back on and listen. All right. Love you guys. Julie, have a good morning. Good hearing from you guys. You too. Thank you. Bye guys. Bye. Goodbye. All right. Someone got killed in our gym. Peace and love. Yeah, I

It was just clickbait Really I don't really do clickbait Trying to think if I've ever done clickbait Like consciously Like so yeah, I don't really do that I would want to but that would take some like I would take thought Oh, yeah, well Josh wants to fight back dude, I'm one of the few thumbs up on your video On your little podcast, all right. Yeah. Thank you for one being one of the few thumbs up. I appreciate it Hey, what is going in what what what what's with all these clips pouring in have you listened any of those? I don't want to just pull one up randomly. No, I haven't had a chance to but it

They're going to town Yeah I don't even recognize Alex Gazan in these pictures Yeah, she looks Relaxed Yeah, I don't even recognize her face maybe it's her hair oh She did straighten it that's true. Oh Jesus my wife's already texting me. I'm already I hate real-time feedback She says they were very excited about the slippers. They were they listen

I don't mean to say my kids weren't excited about any of it. They were they thought they died and went to heaven cardboard box with a freebies free breeze Garbage bag full of used train or car track from 20 years ago Shit 20 years ago. Shit. James Damon, while we have some time waiting on James, did you see all did you see did you all see my comment about Chase last video? Oh yeah, I have a whole list of the comments you make James hold on James. Oh yes. Was that the one you made two days ago or the one you made yesterday?

Was it your your Twitter account? Hmm. Or was it your TikTok account? I mean, I have it all cataloged here. Go ahead, James, tell me which one I'll read it. Jackass. You didn't even have an avatar picture. I can't even remember you. No, I don't know what happened to Kaylee.

She vanished. Oh, just a question. Oh, it's just a question. Listen James, I know it's a question. There's a question mark at the end. I learned that in the second grade. Well, we have some downtime waiting on James. Did you all see my comment talking about Chase's last video? Oh's a question mark at the, at the end. I learned that in the second grade, but we have some downtime waiting on James. Did you all see my comment talking about Chase's last video? Oh,

you mean in the chat? I'm so sorry. Why? Listen, right. If it's in the chat, listen, listen, listen, just write, just write the question again, dude. Don't ask me if I saw it and then I got to scroll up. Just write. If I miss something, just write it again. Again, dude, don't ask me if I saw it and then I got a scrub just right if I miss something just write it again Just you'd be like Rambler Just write the same thing over and over and over just write it again colleges it

Like when I ask someone a question I'm like, hey what time am I meeting you tonight? And they're like told, I already told you earlier up in the chat. Listen, fuck nut. Write it again. Jesus. I can't even find it. That's how long ago it was. Will you, will you explain this to David Weed? Will I said he loves the comments. I do.

That is correct. I don't care about the comments, but I do. I love the comments. That's correct. Thank you. Someone explain that to a David Weed. He's so confused. Ian, I had my slowest friend time yesterday was miserable feeling just as bad as my best. Oh. Good job. At least you did it. It's only clickbait. If the content doesn't match the title or the title is heavily exaggerated, you are

the opposite. The content is more, oh my God, I was not ready for that. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Geez Louise. Yeah. Now I invited James. If it's clickbait blame him.

We'll just change the title of the show. Seve, did you see my comment at the beginning? Alright. We've gone through a lot today. Someone was murdered above a CrossFit gym. We talked about proper etiquette if someone's getting yanked off a plane. We showed heavy machinery jacking off a log. So have you seen those those like miniature ones that you can like remote control those like backhoes and like dump trucks and shit and people just put them

in like big old sandboxes that they have in their living shit and people just put them in like big old sandboxes that they have in their living room and they just drive them around and just move sand all the time. Have you seen those? No, no I haven't seen that but I have seen the ones that like they sell like on like China's Amazon that are just little one one little man like fucking with the arm. Yeah. Yeah. God, I would love one of those. They have it. That thing breaks in a week. Yeah, you're probably right. They just have like live streams of like people doing that. They just drive around and pick up

sand and load it in the dump truck and then the drive the dump truck to another spot and then they dump sand and it's just it's so stupid. It's in their house? Yeah. It just like set up a little like elevated garden table, like gardening table or whatever. Yeah. I probably would have done that if I didn't have kids. All right. This lady is talking.

What the fuck is she wearing? Corset. Oh, isn't that supposed to be covered? Not these days. Oh, they just they just wear them. That's clothes these days. There was there was a phase like five years ago, and the girls would get out of the junior high like by my house

And I would be driving down they'd be all at the liquor store You know like 400 kids and half the girls would be wearing these shorts that look like lingerie. They were all like lacy and shit Like do you have parents? Yeah Okay, sweetie you ready to go to school yeah put that thing on that makes you look like a whore Mmm put on that clothing that goes on the outside but that men buy that women buy to try to seduce men There you go. How old are you 12? Perfect It's so it's

The fact that they went bought that shit too is pretty bad Joshua that face screams crazy. Yeah, this face it does Seve I commented on your ring muscle video. Can we discuss that? So, okay, here we go. This is the opening line is when you're listening. She says when you're listening. Thing to a man and he pauses, count to 30

and he'll likely keep going. If you interrupt him, you'll never hear what he truly has to say. I started she discovers shedding the fuck up. Imagine discovering shutting the fuck up listening to a man and he pauses count to 30 and he'll likely keep going. If you interrupt him, you'll never hear what he truly has to say. I started she discovers shedding the fuck up. There's stuff for people on the internet for wherever you're at.

Yeah. What do you mean? What? So like, like wherever you are, like there's videos on how to tie your shoes. And then there's videos like on how to weave knots to build a net that could save people's lives If they jumped out of a 50-story building like there's all levels of shit Yeah And this is just like hey, this is just the how to shut the fuck up video. Just very basic human Relationship information what a crazy concept Have you just let me talk?

You ever do that? You ever like in the kitchen and your wife says something and then you're about to respond and then all of a sudden it's like time freezes. It goes into and you're like the last time I responded like this, it happened like this, this and this. I'm not saying nothing this time. Yes, exactly. So before I came home, my wife called me when I was in Florida and she said, Hey, I was going to I wanted to like bring this up to you. Your mom has the idea of creating a like an activity basket. And you just there's like a bunch of activities written on paper. And then like every day that we're here, you just draw it from the activity basket. I said and literally the first thought in my head says absolutely the fuck not. I'm not going to do that.

Like fun things to do or like chores around the house. Just stuff like going to a farmers market or like going to Topgolf or. Oh wow. Okay. So to help you guys get out of the house. Okay. Yeah, just to do something right. Okay. And in my head at the time of the house. Okay. Yeah. Just to do something. Right. Okay.

And in my head at the time, I'm like, I've been so busy. Like I don't like, I would just, I kind of just want to rot and just do nothing. For the couch, put your arm around her and just chill. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. And then it's the same thing. I thought about it. Sat there with my thought for a couple of seconds.

I said, you know what? Fine. We'll do it. Like we can do that. It'll be like, I can only rot for a couple days before I like feel like I need to do something. So and that's probably what will happen when I get there. And it'll be like a couple days of doing nothing. And then we'll go do stuff. And that's what happened. And now and then we have a it's evolved into this dartboard that has restaurants that we want to go to. So we it's evolved and now it's a thing. But yes, that's it. Yeah, very wholesome. Now. Hey, what happened? What do you say with your thoughts? You can maybe

you could have some fun sometimes. My other favorite is is like, my wife said something, I've tried the same answer like 30 times and it never goes the way I want So then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna try a totally different answer See if I can get to the other side of this without taking fucking ass whooping. Yeah No, no, no, no It's it's like a choose your own adventure book and you think there's three choices, but all of them are like turn to page 20 Like no matter what you turn you're going to page 20. That's right For the story to progress you will just continue going to page. Yeah, it's like I'm like, oh fuck. Oh

Man it does your wife like the basket of the basket idea? Yeah, yeah, it's cool. It's, there's actually a lot of stuff that we've put in there that's gonna be pretty fun. Hey, no matter how dumb the idea is, if your mom and your wife are on the same page, go with it. 100%. Yeah, that's like a, that's like an automatic pass go collect 200 bucks.

Yeah, that's going to page 20. Yeah. Your page 20 is to just agree. You and my mom came up with this. Yep good to go Get with the You stop James Damon You better stop I swear to fucking god you'll be doing burpees before the show's over. I swear to fucking God I

Did I did try I did try to watch Talkingly Fitness did interview Lauren Cleo and Tommy interviewed a mill not mill Will more ad Mill, not Mill, Will Morad. Mill. And Will Morad. And then some guy with this crazy, perfectly round head. Like his head is like the exact shape of a basketball. It's just, I can't remember his name.

Young kid. This was, I don't remember his name, but they're the two guys who are running the Willmore ad fitness project. And I listened about 40 minutes of it. I got will such a good dude. He's so chill. And that's the guy's name Jackson Terry two last names or he's got two first names

This guy yeah, is that guy wearing eyeliner dude, I Don't know. He looks like he does so many drugs. Heroin vampire? Yep. He didn't sound like he did drugs. No?

Yeah, but I see the look. He looks like he was in a rock band, but they all broke up and nobody's making any money off the music anymore. Oh. Now he's just like fucked up. Oh. And he found fitness like fucked up. Oh and he found fitness to save him from drugs. Yeah. And God. I think he's a big God guy. Oh yeah. Definitely went to a halfway house. Oh he's a pirate. Yeah maybe he's a pirate. He's like Johnny Depp adjacent.

Anyway, I couldn't figure, I'm 30 minutes in and the only, the only, I need to listen to it again because I was like multitasking, getting ready for James too. But my takeaway was that, two takeaways, they're really excited about it. They have money to make it go even if it's not like it won't go on its own. You know what I mean? Wow really? Yeah so like if they push the car down the hill and it starts to go flat they have they have money to make it keep going. And oh he looks like a cool youth pastor. I could see that. I like that. The cool youth pastor that just gets with all the hot chicks in the church. And, and, and it's sad.

I have to go back and listen to it, but it sounded like they were going to build a youth center for kids to work out in Nashville, like a gym just for kids or some sort of charity gym for people to work out for free. I need to go back and listen again. But instead they're pivoting to this league. That's called a YMCA.

Oh, but now they're not going to build that thing in Nashville. Instead they're taking that money and they're going to build do a fitness league. Huh. Interesting. I think the Wilmore and fitness league deal is going to affect the games more than people think the games isn't the games without high profile athletes. Oh buddy. You are going to have a very, very rude awakening.

And I think that's going to cost him 30 burpees. Um, or another ridiculous comment. Oh, James isn't coming on. Oh, I can still do a day. Oh, uh, Oh, uh, eight,m. today or tomorrow. Whatever works for you. I don't think we do guests anymore. Oh, maybe he is gonna come. I I am. Are you free tomorrow? I won't miss it. I complete apologies. We stayed

up late for Christmas. Oh, good. I didn't put it on my calendar. Not a big deal. I can still do 8am. If you want me on just text me back and let me know. I'll take you on both days. I would take you both days. Like what if we had James Sprague week? Whoa. Is that a span on Earth week? Yeah.

We're gonna find out. Damon, I'm gonna tell you something really quick. My take on it. And I appreciate your take. Where's his take again? Oh, James. I think Will's deal is gonna affect the games more than people think think the games isn't the games of the high profile athletes. So this is what's going to happen. The exact opposite is going to happen. You're going to people are going to realize that people don't watch the NFL because of the players. They watch the NFL because it's the National Football League. And when James and Dallin and Hopper and Austin Hatfield and Daisy McDonald and when all these people take the field. And when Danielle Brandon takes the field, like Danielle Brandon is not going to just do it like she has to sell rad shoes.

You're not selling rad shoes through the Will More out fitness league. You are not. You want to sell shoes, you got to be part of the games. And and that's where the big show is, and that's where the best judging is, and that's where the best programming is. And it doesn't matter. I'm telling you, it doesn't matter. And to tell you the truth, if people don't show up who people think could win, it's just going to make for more media. Remember the USFL. I mean, they took like one year, they had like three Heisman Trophy winners and still no one went over there and watched that shit.

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You'll see you're, you're, you guys are thinking in a vacuum color. Hi. What's up Seve. It's plumber Caleb. Good morning. Hey, what's up dude? Uh, things, well, one, I wanted to call, but then I heard you're talking about this project. Um, I just got a response on my like gym submission with people

asking questions and it was, uh, someone that's 400 pounds reaching out. So I wanted to pick brain on one. What, what would Greg do? Right. Or like, what are the things when Greg would have those people Shout that you remember of what he would do. That's like that's like for me That's like getting a games athlete walking in my gym ask the question again. Sorry because I wasn't listening I was I was trying to change the name of the show Someone who's 100 pounds reached out for help to, uh, I'm training my gym and I was, I was like remembering and just thinking about talking about taking a hundred, 200 pounds off people's

lives. Right? Like, and that's, that's the cool thing versus like the games. Right. Uh, what do you mean? You treat them like you treat anyone. If someone reaches out and like the games, right? What do you mean? You treat them like you treat anyone. If someone reaches out and they want to lose a hundred pounds, you take them, you take them in your gym and you start training them. I don't understand the question. Well, I guess, yeah, you're right. I mean, that's what it's right. It's it's patience. But like that's like getting like, I don't that's like getting a Super Bowl.

Someone comes to your door looking for help like that, right? Like that's the way I'm at it. You know what I'm saying? Caleb translate for me Caleb, I'm kind of lost to Maybe you're too smart. Remember I have the humor of a 14 year old boy Hold on real quick Pat Lang Seve there's precedent with NFL strikes replacing players have been abysmal and the ratings go into the tank Yeah, and if they don't come back in two years, you'll never know who they are and people aren't pivoting to another league to watch those players You think you're good. They're gonna go to the XFL and you're gonna watch them in the XFL. Yeah, absolutely fuck not Yeah, nobody cares about the Rocks League in the XFL. Yeah, absolutely. Fuck not. Yeah, nobody cares about the rocks league. Yeah, unless it's Michael Jordan, who's going to Europe in his prime, that might change the numbers a little bit. But dude, I'm telling you, no one cares. You'll

see Michael Jordan went to play baseball. And as soon as he started playing, everybody realized he was absolute dogshit. And they stopped watching. So so just, you know, you'll see, I get your, I get your point. My analogy fails on that level, but you'll see. People love, oh, oh, cancel app arena football league had a video game. Cool. Hey, the point is the NFL sett with players because the product was so bad. They, they had a, uh, union and, uh, and it would be, I don't know how long it would take

to rebuild the fucking entire NFL, but the games, if every fucking God forbid athlete were to die on a flight over to the games, the next year, the, the, the new roster of athletes, people would be just all over their shit and excited to see them. I'm telling you it's the event. It's the event, it's the event, it's the event and You'll see. Now do I do I I hope I hope I hope they find a I hope they find a way to make it work, but they're not. Listen, there's just not a market for it.

There's just not a market for it. There's just not a fan base for it. People going to the games and trailers and parking there. It's the whole concert. No one's going to camp at the whole concert no one's gonna camp at the World Fitness Project no hey you know what they should have done sorry will the hijack your question what they should have done they should have incorporated the open into their into their qualification to go to their event. And that would have really fucked with CrossFit.

Top 5%. Or just, yeah, just make it so like, hey, the top five people who finished in the open are one of the 10 challengers. That would have really caused, that would have like, that would have fucked with CrossFit. They should have integrated into the games. Anyone could do that.

Yeah. Okay, here, listen. Will, the caller, Will Plummer is saying getting a 400 pound person wanting to help is just as exciting for him as getting Tia Wok in the gym. To help the 400 pound person is why he's doing what he does. Yeah, yes, that's it. I'm just stoked, right? Like you don't get that very, like those are unicorns that actually reach out and want help. Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. I mean, Greg had a free class at the gym at HQ

every single morning, seven days a week for two years. And people would be kicked out of it who were too fit. Like you had to be old or obese. And my mom was like 75 at the time or something or 72 or three. And my dad didn't want her in the class. I mean, she still went there anyway, but he's like, dude, she's too fit. Got to go to regular classes. Yeah.

It was cool. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, totally. Hey, it's, it's probably better for the gym too. People probably get more excited about it. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, totally. Hey, it's probably better for the gym too. People probably get more excited about it. Yeah. I'm happy for the athletes that are going to get paid to do the World Fitness League. It's fucking awesome. Do we know who's funding it? I think maybe they said in that video, I can't remember. I think maybe they said. It sounded like- There's a lady who's funding it.

I'm rich lady. There's like an investor involved, I think. Cox? Cox? Not Cox. Sarah Cox? No, not Sarah Cox. Sarah Cox is gonna be doing her own games.

That's gonna be the unt own games. That's gonna be the Untested games. Oh, yeah All right, see you fellas I'm glad the point kind of got across and there's a little all right Happy training the the the the best the worst happy training the worst The best of the worst. Yes. That's right. See fellas later. Well, I Tia for example Let's say she decides to do the league instead of the games There's a narrative the fittest woman isn't the fittest woman just like when Laura wins without to present Yeah, and I'm telling you but the remember like I said the XFL had three fucking Heisman Trophy winners And it has nothing to do with the players.

It has to do with where the affiliate, it has only to do with what the affiliates are going to get behind. And the affiliates have a very fucking narrow budget and they're not going to use their money to travel anywhere to watch the Wilmore at Fitness League. They're going to use their one week a month that they can stop slaving at their gym to go to the fucking CrossFit games Mingle with other affiliates have fun relax. It's like their Woodstock and Yeah, mr. Schweitzer, there's nothing exclusive all the athletes can do both

all the athletes can do both. But man, I'm telling you, running these things are... Oh, here we go. Cross fat. The USFL was successful when they didn't compete. When they went head to head, it got smoked. Spot on, Sevan. that's exactly it. Yeah. I mean, dude, you guys have all been to the games. It's fucking it's it's crazy. It is such a good it is so fun. The gold party. Yeah, it is just it is the coolest people all in one place.

It is so fun. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Like 90% of it, I don't want to say 90% of it, but the, the, the, the, the athletes at the games are eating the, or is the eating the cake part of a birthday party. It's cool. Yeah. But all the other shit, you know, getting ready, getting dressed, buying the present for the person, going there, meeting new people, hanging out with your

friends. So, I mean, it's fucking a lot of that. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Uh, it's fun. Even, uh, from home, uh, did you like the Madison the most, Seve? Where was that? No, I like Carson. They were all good.

They were all good. They're all good. I enjoyed all of them. I really enjoyed Texas this year too. The only thing I didn't like about Texas is they had that fucking douchebag from the fucking New York Times there Uh, and I I just cannot stand that dude But everyone else even like the people that like maybe people think I hate or something. I like seeing everyone

Like I like seeing sporty Beth. I like seeing everyone it's cool It's like all the muppets from sesame street in the same fucking place You know what I mean? That's what it feels like. It's so cool. I love it. Hey. Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What the fuck is going on here?

Hold on. Hold on. Why does anyone else do a road caster and do live Collins and have this issue? Why just me? I haven't updated my, I also updated my road cast yesterday hey nope you're still not there might even have to turn my phone off I don't know what the fuck's going on oh hold on oh no no oh it's not even an option to choose the Rodecaster. It only says speakerphone.

Shit. Alright, here we go. Brush. Okay, go ahead. In amateur hour. Always. Always. What's up man?

Caleb, how are you? Hey. He said hey. You can't hear him because now I'm just holding the phone to the mic. Uh, fuck it. Like a peasant, dude. Peasants, yes a peasant dude. Peasants, yes.

Peasantry. Yo man, so this whole thing with this whole fitness project, so I gotta ask for some media for them. So, I'm pretty sure I know who they're gonna sign next. And it's a bunch of young athletes coming up, so they're not gonna miss the games. If you look at the sign Alexis Rapids, you think she's going to miss the games? I hope I hope not. I love Alexis Rapids.

Yeah, I'm gonna miss the games like they're not gonna she's not so he's gonna have to be there before or after whatever they're doing. Because Alexis is gonna go. And then there's talks that I heard From the boy helping that they might sign Justin Think Justin's gonna miss the games. No Probably I mean if you look at their web their social media on their Instagram, they're only following like 10 athletes And

The athletes that they already signed and then Justin who's just sitting there unsigned why are they following him? So that's the tail that they're gonna sign Justin. What do you mean that? What do you mean? They're following them? What do you mean? If you go on Instagram and they're following count? Oh oh 16 people oh oh Sign and Justin oh I didn't you how do you even look at that I got it

oh you go on there Wilmore at Alex Gazan Travis Mayer they're not gonna sign Travis Mayer it's already signed what yeah as an athlete or like as a coach or as a referee or judge What the fuck Jesus Christ, it's like they went to the pound and adopted dogs So they signed as an Alexis Raptors There's some of these signings I don't understand like Emma McQuade I didn't even know she still competed Yeah Signings I don't understand like Emma McQuade. I didn't even know she still competed Yeah So they signed people up already, right? Yeah, and the only and that they're following Victor Hoffer Victor Hoffer You think he's not gonna make a run at the games

So they're gonna try the will fitness project it's gonna be like either before or after they're not gonna Like mess with the games No, well, then maybe it'll help the games. Maybe they'll do maybe they'll do a shitload of media on these guys and that'll help the game, yeah Yeah, and then Hosting he signed Yellow Yeah, so like you look at it. There's there's a lot of young athletes still have a lot left in

the tank for the games. So it's gonna be fine. Like it's not gonna affect the games as people think. Unless the athletes are really beat up or they get injured. That's the only real concern. So the athletes who might do it might just be athletes who just don't want to do it anyway after Lazar died in the swim event last year. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like I said, the only one they're not following right now that's not signed

it's just in the dance. What about Oh, oh, gotcha. Okay. So he's next. That's what I think. I think he's the next one to get signed because he's the only athlete that's following. And the other people they're following is just the CEO of LRX, which works for fitness products.

A bunch of other directors, I'm sure, are helping. They should start a podcast. It's easy media, easy cheap media. Oh yeah, and then just have like athletes they sign come on and announce their signage. Yeah. Like how they do with like big sports at the... To read them? Yeah, why not?

Yeah, that should be good. Alright cool. Alright man. Hey, do you know the locations of their events? Not yet. Um, i've heard you're up so far. Do you think there's any chance there'll be a proven hq? I've heard rumors that they might be doing something down there because will is in ashville. Yeah But that's just the only I've heard Have you been to that venue? Have you been to Tia and Shane's gym?

Not yet, but I'm going to go hang out with Kiefer maybe January. I'll probably end up going there first week of January maybe or a second week. I don't know. Is it a big facility? Yeah, it's huge. I've passed by it. God, that would be so awesome for, I would be so happy if they did it there. It's very mayhem size. God, that would be so awesome if they did it there. Yeah, I passed by it last time I went to mayhem. Yeah, I hope they do it there.

All right, cool. Their gym is nice. Yeah, and what a great place to do it. Yeah, I mean it's nice. You can't go wrong. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Yep. Later. All right. Maybe I'll turn the phone off and reboot the phone.

At least we get two callers today. No, three. Maybe. That'd be nice. I think I changed the name of the show. Oh, three. Maybe that'd be nice. I think I changed the name of the show. James is coming on tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, I saw. Oh, maybe I should change that to the title of the show. James is coming on tomorrow. James Frank is coming.

Maybe later. I'm not worried about the games. I just, I'm not worried about how it's going to affect the games or not affect the games. I'm more thinking about just the fact that putting doing something like this is fucking expensive and no joke. And it's a lot of work. And you know, Will and this guy, Johnny Depp, they got, I mean, they have bills to pay too, right?

So people gotta get paid to do work and... Okay, let's try again, hold on, hold on. Let me see, the phone's rebooted. Hold on, go over to Bluetooth, Roadcaster 2. Action, hey. Go over to Bluetooth roadcaster to Action hey Hmm Okay, holy shit are you related to Pat Lang are you related to Pat Lang Wow you have the same voice as him okay go on

The games is a great experience I don't want or wouldn't want anything to replace that but you have if you look at this last year, right? same voice as him. Okay, go on. Yeah, no, not related to the patent. The games is a great experience. I don't want or wouldn't want anything to replace that. But you have, if you look at this last year, right, you have all these guys kind of fussing about CrossFit. You got Pat, you know, and in the, some of his interviewers where he's talking about, well, who knows, maybe there's something else going on, which, you know, obviously was hinting towards this the whole time.

And then you see athletes getting signed into contracts. I would be curious what the contracts time. And then you see athletes getting signed into contracts. I would be curious what the contracts are. In Gazan and some of these high profile people, if they're getting some guaranteed money, let's say you're the agent representing one of them, you know, you got to have the hard conversation. So, Hey, Alexis, like, do you think you can podium? Do you think you can win the CrossFit games?

If not, maybe we should look at this because they're guaranteeing X dollars a year. Let's say you get $60,000 a year, $70,000 a year. Well, then you think about Kier. So I think if I'm not mistaken, I think Kier is behind Alexis. If you look at her, if Kier gives you a bonus based on number of appearances,

well, now it starts to, you know, if that snowballs and stacks up into, you know, approaching six figures, all of them heavy hitting athletes, I mean, what, you really don't have a choice in the matter because, you know, if you're not going to win or take second or third or whatever, you get nothing versus over here you get six figures. Let me just throw in a couple more things. I like, I like your thinking. Let me just throw in a couple other things too. What about the, let's say the games is going to get 10 million eyeballs and this thing's only going to get 300,000 eyeballs. I wonder if that, if the agents talk to them about that too, just this,

just how much, uh, cause the Wilmore at fitness league probably won't be on ESPN or probably it won't get the view, nearly any, they won't be in a Netflix documentary. They won't be in a games documentary. And then also on top of that, what are the obligations they have their sponsors to do big events. So I hope it's more than just the money that's in the in the discussion. Short term money, right? Again, if the games gets more eyeballs, that's great. But how much money of the athletes made on that historically as of right now? Well, they're gonna they're gonna

Right But then look at like no kind of like the NIL this college sports Like them athletes became so much more premium for reasons, you know, their sporting ability is one thing, but also just the draw they bring to universities now also those athletes worth a lot more money and just countless samples. But I mean, it's kind of the same thing here. And if you have all these disgruntled athletes that are, you know, CrossFit doesn't execute right.

They let us down. If they're beating that drum home, well, you got a bunch of 20 year old kids essentially that are the athletes, you know, are they susceptible of listening to that? And I don't think, you know, hopefully it doesn't interfere with anything, but let's say they're on contract for 70 grand a year,

or whatever that is. And now they decided to put some of it that overlaps with the game season. Well, if it's a paycheck versus no paycheck, them athletes, they're not that loyal to CrossFit. So then the question becomes, well, is the fittest on earth, the fittest on earth, if you, in, in, you know, all these high people there, I mean, sure, it's always going to be, cause that's CrossFit's title, but that's, you know, that's part of it to somebody's reference why the XFL doesn't do it right.

But the XFL watches, they don't have Pete Manning, they don't have Tom Brady and Randy Moss, etc. You know what I'm saying? I mean, they have a little bit of power. I hear you. I just totally disagree with you. I think that the, I think the amount of media around, if you go to the games, it'll be 100x, if not more than what the Wilmore Ad League can do.

And I think that if Tom Brady, or the best quarterbacks in the world, even if five of them left and went to another football league, I think people still watch the NFL. Because the stadiums are better in the NFL, the referees are better, the media is better, the other players are better, the organization is better. People really underestimate how high quality the games is, but the truth is the athletes

are lying to themselves because they've been to all these other events. They've been to crash, they've been to Wadapalooza, they've been to Dubai. They know, if they were honest with themselves They know they know where the best event is where you get treated the best where the best programming is where the best judging is They're just not being honest with themselves, but but but they will as it turns comes to a reality But I but I but I hear you I'm not disagreeing with what you're saying But I think that the games are so much it's an unsurmountable of what you're saying, but I think that the games are so much, it's an unsurmountable,

with the way the fan base thinks, I think it's an unsurmountable task to take to the, to grow the sport they want, the way they want to grow the sport. Once again, I think they just want to pick- Yeah, I mean they want to, they're essentially trying to start off reinvent the wheel, and maybe they're not thinking like that, but that's what- you gonna watch it? Are you gonna watch the World Fitness League? Okay Okay, me too Me too. I'm gonna watch it too Do you watch grid league Do you watch grid league? A few. I've seen a few things, but not specifically. Maybe I'll watch John Young now.

Exactly. But he's an athlete, right? He's the personality I'm familiar with, so that's going to pull me over to watch something that I didn't watch before. Fair enough. And while these athletes go elsewhere, you are going to have some people watch this. Fair enough. And I'll only watch grid league if John Young's over there too. So fair enough. I hear your point. My hope would be that CrossFit and Will's deal, if anything, I'd like these guys to somehow commingle it together. Hey, let's not interfere with each other's deal. We can get the athletes competing year round or you know, however that is and treat the games like I mean, somehow point them and set them up for something there so it's not

you know an us against them thing and I you know I think a lot of this tone is set by the PFA right let's let's get Dave out you guys are gonna do what we want to do and that's a really good point that's a really good point some big names that signed up you know when you got like somebody like like Annie on that list it's like ouch I mean that's a powerful name but but people like Annie on that list, it's like, ouch. I mean, that's a powerful name. And some of that. But but people like Annie. Oh, you mean on the PFA? I see what you mean. I see that. So now automatically you're going to get you know, somebody like her, she's going to capture the attention

of some of these athletes. And it's like, let's not do an us against them. Let's just all do better. You know, let's all let's all commingle and improve everything. Just not the bottom. Nobody wanted anything bad to happen. Nobody wants this judging stuff to happen. I mean, overall, there's some improvements that could be made.

And, you know, if they go year over year, now we have an issue, but it's, you know, here's everybody on the same page. Let me throw this out there too. Some people think like, some people are like, oh, competition's good. It's going to help. I don't even think they're competing. I think the CrossFit Games is, I think the CrossFit Games from the open to the Games

is a community event, and the World Fitness League is something completely different. I think Bellator and the UFC are competing, and I think there's great fighters in Bellator, but I don't know anyone who watches Bellator. Yeah, no, I would agree with that. And the only thing I would say to that is that,

let's say you take a prime Conor McGregor and he goes over and fights in Bellator. Yes. Well, the UFC is not going anywhere. There's no way. But there's no mistaking the fact that Conor is pulling a shitload of people in the other direction. Right.

You're right. I would go watch Conor. Yes. I would go out of my... Yes, you're right. And I do think there's a little bit of that to be said for CrossFit and then you know, I just I would hate To the point where it's okay. If the only people I don't see this happening, but let's say the only people that Next year does the games Let's say you got Tia that does it and all your other known females are gone every single one of them Well, then that's not going to be as great

of an experience as it could have been. Let me throw this out there since you threw Connor out there. I wouldn't probably go to see an old Connor. No one, Ningenu, who was a great heavyweight, wasn't able to carry a league when he went over. It's going gonna have to be someone really, I don't know if we, we've had people, we've had Conor McGregor's in the sport, you know, Fraser at his peak, Froney at his peak. But I mean in our little world, but right now we don't. We don't have any athlete that's like

galvanizing the sport right now. Yeah, no, I totally agree. It's like the closest he gets like at TI and that's just for pure domination. But you know it into your point When you say you don't think they could do media as well You're just in reference to the sheer amount of cost that it takes to do that. I assume is well I don't mean as well. Maybe they could do it as well or better

I don't think the bar is set high to do it. Well, I just think the amount I mean listen if you go to the when when these documentaries go to Netflix, in the first 24 hours, more people will see the games athletes than we'll see in the first 10 years of the Wilmore at fitness league. And no one's watching Dubai's Fittest or Wadapalooza documentaries. But when you make a CrossFit Games documentary, and he goes number one on iTunes, and they release on Netflix, these are fucking eyeballs, dude.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I agree. It's just a weird deal and I think it is kind of hated. At least I interpret a lot of it as an us against them and I think it starts with like the TFAA. You know, I think it's like, no, we're going to do this thing and we're going to do it better. Why? I don't think that they will. But you know, I can see it causing some turmoil and maybe it makes a little bit of a weird season or a weird year if you have, you know, the narrative, the narrative could very well be, well, you know, because the ends not doing it now. Alexis is doing it now. You know, if you just take all of them podium contenders away, well, I mean, there's a there's noise there, right?

I mean, you got Jeff and Laura that disappeared this year. And what do people talk about? Well, would it be the same as Jeff? Would it be the same as Laura? Could I ask you a personal question? Just on a complete side note. Does it bother you when I show heavy machinery jacking off a log on the show? I don't think so. I'm all for it. Okay. All right. Thank you. Hey, thank you for your valuable contribution. Thank you for taking the survey. Thank you. Okay. Hey, I just want your valuable contribution. Thank you for taking the survey. Thank you. Okay. Bye. All right.

There you go. Hey, I just want to, wow, Caleb, you showed a lot of restraint. I haven't seen that in a year. Look at you. Just to be clear, I wasn't suggesting that, that Tia's not even close to the star levels, Connor. I'm not talking about like worldwide recognition.

I'm just talking about within our own ecosystem, just within our own, within the people who already follow the sport. I didn't mean it like as in, I do think that, I guess the question would be for you is, do you think Tia, if everyone in the world were to die tomorrow,

except for people who followed the CrossFit Games and CrossFit Media and did CrossFit, would Tia be as big as Connor? Oh, I was agreeing with you there. Okay. Clydesdale. I think everyone is Clydesdale media. I think everyone is conflating the PFA and the WFP issues. You're 100%. Will has, and I think that's what the caller was saying. Will has said they are not competing with the games and they developed the schedule so athletes can do both. They do talk about the PFAA in that talking elite fitness video. I was trying to figure out why they contacted the PFAA.

I don't know if it's to do some of the lifting and use them in order to help or if they really think that there's some Validity to the PFA if they think that there's some validity to the PFA there and big they're in big trouble Because they don't bring any they don't but but maybe by the lifting. I mean, maybe they're gonna have the PFA do the write the programming or do the Movement standards or some shit like that that you know that You know could take a hundred hours of fucking work off their plate

Um We'll see Uh, but the pfaa has used the wfp for their agenda for sure. I mean, yeah, I mean that's that that is that's all that I haven't seen anything the pfaa is done all they do they're like a Like a butt hair they just they just attach on to things I Don't I don't see the value they bring yet It's only been five years. So who knows? Only five years is crazy, dude.

Yeah. There are discussions about standardized movement, safety input, but they're just talks. Will is doing all the programming. Yeah, they should not be involved in safety. Someone's going to get hurt. The list of events they've been in and the shit that people are getting hurt is, there's a list. Parasite thank you. Parasitic yes. What did I say? Butt hair? You said butt hair. I guess is similar. There was this guy in in high school and he was in the grade below us and we used to call him a butt hair and

the reason why we called him a butt hair is because he hung out but no one really wanted him there but we called it into his face and everything oh my god his name was his name was Craig so he, and he was a good dude too. So you just keep them around to tell them that you don't really want them around. He was just so he was just socially awkward, handsome, talented kid. You call them the butt hair, Craig the butt hair. What was his last name? Craig Anis. Craig butt hair.

Poor guy. Right, but... Poor guy. Where do you think he is now? This is um, I don't know where he is. I probably jailed. He was mischievous and he did a lot of fucked up shit. Okay. He was one of those guys, he was like the first dude to have a big motorcycle, you know

what I mean? Before he, he was like 15 and driving a motherfucking He was like the first dude to have like a big motorcycle You know what I mean before he he's like 15 and driving him up fucking GSX are fucking 1000 to school and shit like he was wild like he said he had a grinder before most of us smoked weed He was already grinding his weed. You know what I mean? Oh, oh, I thought oh my god. That is not what I thought Yeah, you know like I was thinking like the app grinder Okay I was thinking like the app grinder. Okay. Like I want you to listen to this and in the context of the people in the CrossFit space and what they what they bring to the table.

Okay. Okay. they bring to the table. Okay. Okay. So, so, so, so think about what, um, the games athletes will fitness projects. Did you just think about what they bring to the table? What their offerings are? Zach was the first antidepressant that a primary care ever wrote.

You got to think primary cares at the time would refer those out to psychologists. That's insane. Isn't it? Yeah. Now they just dish it out. So primary care physicians didn't prescribe shit like Prozac until there was Prozac. They didn't do fucking mental health drugs.

That's right. You just refer that out. That's a specialty thing. And now it's probably like their number one thing. Easily. Easily. They're psychiatrists and those were the prescribers of antidepressants. It was a mental health drug. Big Pharma taught primary cares how to diagnose, treat, and prescribe that medicine to the growing market. And they took a market that was niche and very small and they made it gigantic. We're going to teach you how to find people that need this drug.

That's right. We're trying to help this service. We're trying to try to service more people because you know a lot of people need this and we're kind of overwhelmed with the amount of patients we have. So let's kick this back to primary care. Make primary care because you know, it's not that bad of a drug. You know, we pass it out to most of our patients. Just about everybody that comes into the psychiatrist gets Prozac. So yeah, we just give it to primary care so we don't have to deal with all these patients ourselves.

And that's my qualm now having come out the other end of the belly of the beast and being away from that and watching what big pharma has done, whether it's antidepressants, you see the same thing with the cholesterol drugs. They grew the cholesterol market by petitioning, lobbying, and funding, academia research and studies to drive down the number on what is appropriate cholesterol levels, what's appropriate blood pressure levels. If you look at what all those were in the eighties, they were way higher. And now we've driven down that number artificially in order to write more drugs, to encourage

clinicians to prescribe first and ask questions later. So if we look at all the chronic diseases that we're supposedly treating, they're through the roof. We spend more as a nation than any other country on health care. It's the number one budgetary concern to the federal government. You know it's funny he says that and that like doesn't even do it justice. Like I bet you the amount of money that that Americans spend just on Prozac is higher than the bottom 50 countries in the world as GDP. Just that one drug. Like we spend more on Prozac than fucking Kenya makes in a year.

I promise you. It's crazy. It doesn't even do it justice to say we're the highest spenders. It's like, it's, it's just ridiculous. I mean, it's the number one budgetary concern to each state. It's the number one reason for bankruptcy in America. And we look at that and go, something is not working, man. Like, because all of our chronic diseases are at an all time high.

All our chronic diseases are at an all time high. And so those are the people, the people who are doing CrossFit in a local affiliate. that's the base, that's speaking to the base. That's the foundation. And no matter how exciting it is to watch these athletes perform at the fucking highest level, like you just can't forget that this is really why, this is like 99% of the people who are in the fucking uh, ecosystem

They're they're they're somewhere on this trip whether they know it or not Hmm It's at the highest rates. What? 2.6 billion dollars a year bro for uh, just prozac how about for all antidepressants? Uh, let me look up the cancer this year the highest new cancer rate ever in the history of the United States deaths of despair. We go back to like me talking about SSRIs and growing this market and more people than ever are on antidepressants, antipsychotics and anti-anxiety meds.

But a dirty secret is more people this year will themselves and die of deaths of despair than ever in the history of the United States. So often I hear the healthcare system's broken. The healthcare system's broken. It's not broken. It's rigged and we're the ones fitting the bill. Yeah, it's rigged.

It's completely rigged. Hey, um, isn't it weird how they bleep out words like kill? Yeah. Isn't it weird how they bleep out words like kill? Yeah They always use like some other letter or they use like an exclamation mark or an asterisk or something No heart attack rates last 50 years United States spends 17 billion dollars a year on antidepressants one 17 billion with a B antidepressants. 17 billion with a B.

That's crazy. Scott, it says, according to AI, whatever the fuck this means, says heart attack rates have dropped 70 around 70% percent in mortality rates due to improved prevention and treatment methods, including better management of risk factors like smoking, blood pressure, cholesterol levels. This decline is largely attributed to public health initiative as advancements in medical care. I wonder if that's true. Since the mid-60s the rate of deaths from heart disease has steadily fallen with the most significant decline occurring in the latter half of the 20th century.

Meanwhile, average age of life expectancy has gone down in the last two years. I wonder what what was it a heart attack mortality rates? Maybe I just find it so hard to believe that they just didn't change the definition or something. Yeah, they just skewed the stats a little bit. Yeah, but maybe maybe you're right. I mean something bad is still happening to people at a higher level than ever. Just oh here we go despite the premature heart disease mortality rate among adults from 25 to 64 decreasing by 70% since 1968 the rate has remained stagnant from 2011 on. Okay so it sounds like there was a huge leap like you're saying Scott up until 2011

Yeah, this is a crazy, this is a crazy chart. I wonder what people are dying from now then. I wonder, I wonder, I wonder how much smoking has decreased. Smoking rates for past 50. I wonder if that plays a huge role. Listen to this Scott in 1965 43% of adults smoked cigarettes but in 2022 it's 12%. So it's like one-third, one-fourth, one-fourth the amount of people smoke. I

bet you that's, I bet you that's like a massive factor. Long-term smoking rates have fallen 73%. But it's the people have just pivoted. They've gone away from smoking actual cigarettes to using vapes, Zin, donuts. There's no way Zin is even close to as bad as fucking smoking. No, probably not. There's no way Zimbabwe is even close to as bad as fucking smoking. No, probably not. But that's what they pivoted to. Just an alternative form of nicotine. 11% of US adults have said they've smoked a cigarette in the past week.

Jeez. That's crazy. Do you think, I think that's low? Do you think that's low? Yeah, it is pretty low I Mean think there's whole states that probably smoke like Alabama or something Yeah, I barely smell it anymore it's almost nostalgic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know I mean, yeah Holy shit is that over chain smoking packs of smokes are closing in on $20 a pack. Wow. Geez, dude. Wow.

Oh my God, vaping. How depressing. Are there any health? Isn't the whole thing with zins... I don't know if this is true. No one take me over for this. Wasn't the whole thing that with zins and these other things, these pouches that they don't have... It's just nicotine in them. They don't have... No tobacco. There's no tobacco so you don't get cancer. Isn't that the whole... Yeah, I think that's no tobacco so the car so you don't get cancer isn't that the whole yeah I think that's what that's the that's what your hope that's

what you're supposed to believe right because they still have like the label on the package it says that it's just an addictive chemical but it doesn't say that nicotine causes cancer or yeah I don't know anything like that yeah interesting California has put massive tax on tobacco and a can of Copenhagen around ten bucks she's just for a pack is crazy I remember 95 cent mob of Marlboro's whoa I remember that shit too. I think I remember them even being cheaper. Was gas also a dollar too? Yeah.

Yeah, I remember seeing gas way cheap. I remember seeing gas way below a dollar. I can remember tripping like being in California and gas was like 205 a gallon and like you go somewhere else like Ohio and was like 87 cents a gallon. I think it's still like crazy. I wonder what the highest gas is in the country. Highest gas price in the country. Probably like Hawaii or something. Oh oh this is such bullshit what's the highest gas prices no it says it's 331 a gallon or something which is just bullshit no way dude yeah that's just it's way 31 a gallon here in Nebraska

yeah oh here here it says Hawaii's 47's 479. Okay, that still seems low Yeah, I feel like there's got to be somewhere that has five dollar it's like five dollars or more I want to see lowest gas price Yeah, this isn't true either Wow gas in iran is 11 cents a gallon. It says gas is 253 in Mississippi. It's got to be lower than that. Dude, Libya, it's 12 cents a gallon.

Venezuela, 13 cents a gallon. Holy shit. Yeah. Dude, Saudi Arabia gas is 23 cents a gallon oh shit yeah dude Saudi Arabia gases 235 a gallon don't they make that shit there yeah shouldn't that be like free yeah same with Azerbaijan 245 a gallon why it doesn't seem right It doesn't seem right. So this um, what whatever happened with the dude, the lady who burnt in the subway, what

do we know about that? She's, isn't she, didn't she die? Yeah, but like, there's so many weird things about it. Why is she, oh, it's weird. I had a great video of it, but it's been taken down. Why was she a homeless woman? Why was she standing? Like in the video, I saw it looked like she was standing holding the pole on fire.

And the guy was fanning her with like a jacket. I don't know. I imagine she was probably on drugs. And so when you're on drugs like that you just... You don't feel anything, right? I don't feel anything right? I don't know dude. There are no homeless people. Sorry. Oh yeah. So was she a vagrant? Did she live in the subway? Seven dollars a gallon in Canada. Damn.

Geez dude. He lit her on fire. Did he pour something on her? Do you think that I could light you on fire and you not wake up and put it out? No, I would feel that. I feel like I would feel that pretty quick unless I was completely unconscious. I was asleep like this. You lit my shirt on fire. Does my shirt even catch on fire?

Not like that. Not like it wouldn't just spontaneously, it wouldn't just combust. Like you'd have to like hold it up to the shirt for a while, like 30 seconds to a minute probably. What if I had like a can of lighter fluid and I lit a lighter and then I squirted it through, you know, and it made that streak of fire like nape napalm the person Then then you would probably get a pretty good light I've read that when your tendons and nerves get severely damaged from fire they lock up and that's why she's standing

Wow, so she caught on fire and she got hot and stood up. And then was just locked in place. Yeah, this story does not fucking make sense to me at all. It was like that kid that lit himself in fire in front of an embassy. The Air Force kid. Yeah, he doused himself, right? Yeah. And then he ignited himself and then he just stood there. And eventually until he died and then he ignited himself and then he just stood there and eventually until he died and then he collapsed

So, I mean I guess you just Horrific video shows suspect watching woman burned to death an f-train after he allegedly set her on fire He's wearing a mask. God. this dude looks so stereotypical, illegal, alien. Fuck. Wearing a mask so he doesn't get identified, probably. I never saw any. It says they extinguished the blaze. I never saw it. I probably saw 20 different videos on it. I never saw anyone fucking extinguish the blaze. Every time I saw it, she was still on fire.

A transit cop walked by and seemed to pull out a radio and say something as they continued down the platform. Yeah, I saw two cops walk by in the footage. They didn't even look in the car. They just walked by while the doors open and the fire's burning. It's so bizarre. Another video shared on social media shows a suspect get off the bench, walk over to the open subway door. He starts fanning the burning woman with a piece of cloth.

Yeah, he's fanning her. Like trying to keep it going. Trying to keep the fire going. In other footage, cops yelled to the gathered crowd, did anyone see anything? Did anyone see anything? A smoke poured from inside the subway car. The suspect brazenly sat on a nearby bench as cops huddled around pulling his hood up at one point just before an officer spoke to him. Yeah, that dude probably could have got away. Yeah, probably. He didn't stay there and fan him. I mean, look here. Look at this picture. Here's him. He's just sitting there watching her burn. Look at that's him right there.

That's a cop. Oh, that's the dude. That's the dude. What the fuck dude. Oh my god. Wow. Later that day, three high schoolers called police to say they saw the man at J and York Street station on the F line, according to Tisch and NYPD's Chief Transit Joseph Something. According to Tish and NYPD's Chief Transit Joseph something When transit officers responded they found the suspect already riding another train and wearing the same gray hoodie wool hat and painted splattered pants He had on when he allegedly torched the woman Wow He had a lighter in his pocket Wow

He had a lighter in his pocket Meanwhile meanwhile this governor holkle says I took action to make our subways for millions of people who take the training safer For millions of people who take the train each day. She she posted that Uh, I I don't know if she posted that before after the person caught on fire the same day. It says Hey, so someone sent me a dm and they're like, hey, I've been riding the train for fucking 20 years, it's totally safe. So I've been on the subway in New York City, let's say 50 times, I'm just making that up. But I used to spend a lot of time in New York City.

Twice someone tried to mug me. And one time I was fucking chased through the fucking subway through the fucking subway and 25 of the 50 times some fucking idiot came on the fucking train and Fucking and talk shit to me. It is a fucking horror place, dude Just crazy I would just be sitting there and three black dudes walk up to me goes what the fuck you looking at and I'm just looking At the ground and they're just talking shit to me Like it is a fucking horrible fucking place and that's when the city was safe

That's when the city was safe it's such bullshit I I challenge anyone to ride the train for an hour and not see something crazy that goes on bad down there. You'll 100% see it. You cannot ride the train for an hour without seeing something that you're like, oh, I wouldn't want my kids in this situation. Maybe it was the way you were dressed. Maybe. You were asking for it. I was also mugged in Sydney, Australia. Where else? Someone else? Someone...

In South Africa at the airport someone tried to mug me. One of the fucking TSA people. That was fucking crazy. Another time someone tried to mug me in the Bronx. I've been in Oakland for years no one tried to fucking mug me. Maybe once or twice. Hello. Fuck how come this phone isn't working today I got to figure this out. Maybe I need to reboot my roadcaster. Hey, what's up? Hey, it's just Rosie calling in. Rosie. Hi. Hi. Have you been have you been mugged?

No, but that's why I would conceal Carrie so Oh smart You know I was just listening to the whole like lady on fire thing and I was like, hi I got a crazy fire story my neighbor like a couple weeks ago. He was Attempting to burn garbage in a barrel and he dumped gasoline on the garbage and then proceeded to start on fire and he blew himself up and he like has like 45 percent of his body was burned. Holy shit. Yeah and um the fight for life had to land in my neighbor's driveway and take him to Madison, the burn center. And he's still in the ICU.

Is he going to live? Um, he, they actually had to bring him back to life twice. Um, but he's still, like I said, he's still in the ICU. But, um, yeah, he, he was like his whole entire face was burned. I mean, they like he was like stripped down into his underwear in the house after he was like on fire. And they were trying to cool him down like with water until a flight for life came to pick him up.

Were you there? Were you at home? Yeah, I was home. But it was right across the street from where I live. And my dog started barking and I was like, what the heck's going on? All these cops and ambulances were everywhere. And then I went out there and asked, you know, what's going on? And they're like, oh, some guy just hurt himself, like, started it on fire.

And I'm like, what? Wow. Are you not supposed to pour gasoline on the garbage when you light it on fire no no I could totally see myself doing that you just use a little fire start My husband has done that multiple times and I'm like, please don't ever do that again. Oh man. Yeah. But, you know, out here in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin, you just burn our garbage. Wow.

Alright. Alright, well that's a good PSA for everyone. Yeah, don't pour gasoline on fires. Alright. But, yeah, no, I also just wanted to, you know, wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Oh, thank you. Same to you. Absolutely. And Caleb, you too. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.

You can't hear him, but he said Happy Christmas, Happy New Year. Oh, awesome. Awesome. Yeah, we, in Wisconsin here, we had a very white Christmas, for sure. Tons of snow cold tons of snow. Um, it's not cold. It's like 40 degrees. So it's like t-shirt weather freezing but that's Freezing is like negative 10 Hey, well couldn't you just poured the gasoline on it thrown the match in it and ran away? Was it because he was standing there and it blew up or no it just blows up right away? I mean I think he like had like a torch you know yeah and you know it was in a barrel so like you

know it's like more confined and so it just blew up all right yeah all right yeah all right well thank you another good story, day after Christmas story. Thank you. You and Jethro should get together. Oh, I love Jethro. Dude. I see you, Kerry. Anywhere you go, man.

Smart woman. Thank you. Amen. Bye. Bye. Let me tell you some of the crazy shit I've seen in New York. When I was in the eighth grade there, someone tried to mug me in the Bronx, take my headset from me. Some kid pulled a fucking mat knife on me, one of those cardboard cutters. One time I was there and there was a car and it was at a red light waiting and

it was a BMW and a fucking taxi pulled up behind it and bumped it and pushed it through the fucking intersection. So the Beamer had his brakes on and the taxi just pushed it through the intersection and then pulled up next to him and was like, you fucking idiot. And started yelling at the dude and the taxi sped away. What the fuck? Another time I was in fucking Central Park, winter, nobody there, two inches of snow on the fucking ground and My buddy and I went out into this field and we started playing frisbee and

A fucking cop came there's no one in Central Park. It's fucking empty cop rolls up tells us Hey, didn't you see the signs were like what signs it says right here. You can't go out there Just a big fucking huge field. We're like, oh Why and I could don't even remember what he said the guy barely spoke fucking English Just a big fucking huge field. We're like, oh, why? And I don't even remember what he said. The guy barely spoke fucking English, but he's full dressed in cop shit. So we come out and he starts writing us a ticket and this guy fucking pulls up on rollerblades. He looks like he fell out of a mafia movie, but he's on rollerblades. He's like, what's going on here?

The cops like, they were playing out in the field playing frisbee. He's like, so you're writing him a ticket. He's like, yeah, he's like, fuck you. Leave those boys alone. And these two fucking just get into a fucking screaming match. And he screams the cop down to where the cop didn't give us a ticket. No way. I mean it's and it's endless fucking insanity in that fucking town.

The match, dude, the balls on that guy. Hey, I've told this story before. I was working out there in a gym. I remember I'll never forget it. I think it was my it was the first time I deadlifted 315 and I was in this gym and I was working out. I was just there by myself. I mean, I was working out in a gym. I remember I'll never forget it. I think it was my it was the first time I deadlifted 315 and I was in this gym and I was working out I was just there by myself

this And I get 315 off the ground and this fucking dude the fucking biggest fucking most yolk black Did you ever seen your fucking life comes over to me puts this while I'm in the middle of my fucking lift Puts his hands under my fucking chin like two fingers and lifts me up. Like, that's how you do it. What the fuck? Some random dude touched my face and fucking spotted me from my fucking chin. And then what I said, thank you. Yep.

Exactly what I said to him looked him right now. I said, thank you, sir I just hit a PR you're amazing a miracle worker. I Mean the town is a shithole. It's the only place in the world where some girl it's only Only place in the world where girls to hit on's the only place in the world where a girl's hit on me in a bar. That's how fucking just, yeah. And I loved it, I did love it. I said choke me harder. Can you put your fingers in my mouth next time?

Yeah. It's the only bar in the world where girls actually hit on me. But maybe it's happened like two or three times in New York. Outside of New York, that should never happen. No way. New York chicks got balls on them. And everyone, it's just fucking, everyone's just horny as fuck there. Really?

Standards are low, dude. I don't know. I think the standards are low and people just want to fuck. They're miserable and just... That makes sense. Oh, you should go to a bar in Atlanta. Oh, that is also, there was one other place I was hit on in a bar. It was in Kenya, but I'm pretty sure I was going to have to pay. Pretty sure.

Wow, you're kind of handsome. Can you imagine going to Africa to fuck? No. Oh my God. Hey, dude, that's a whole it's a whole industry. That's where like half of Germany, like that's where German men go to die. Africa. What? That's where German men go to die Africa. What yeah fat German just just just think of your just most

Stereo-fucking-typical fat German dude in a speedo. I Thought they all went to my orca Now they go they go fucking bottom feed on fucking third world countries God, that's weird Savvy that's not true Only 30% of them do it. Oh, OK. The Germans never change, huh? Yeah. Yeah. I'll take monkeypox with a

side of AIDS. Yeah. I remember being in this bar in Kenya and it was just like. It was like. There were like fucking five hundred fucking 20 year old of the hottest chicks you've ever seen in your fucking life.

Kenyan people are good looking people but there's no fucking way you can't do nothing. You can't do like your dicks like you ain't doing nothing. Don't even go pee in this place. Oh, you're just scared to death that you'll get fucking aids. You're gonna contract something. Yeah Yeah, no, thanks I'm gonna be that's gonna be a pass One time in San Francisco some guys honked at me after a rave. I was outside with my shirt off That's the only time anyone's ever honked at me Was kind of cool if you ever get honked at, that's a good feeling.

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird that girls don't like that. Yeah. I don't know if because I've had a chick do it to me and I didn't even know. Yeah. I was just like I was out on a run. Yeah.

And like this car full of chicks just started honking at me and as they drove by. Yeah. Nice. I don't care. You like a month. You'll I like- Yeah, that'll carry you like a month. You'll be like- Oh yeah. Putting that on repeat for like a month. Hell yeah, dude. I still think about it.

That was like 15 years ago. New show, Storytime with Sebby. What do you mean? Every show is like that. What are you talking about? New show. Oh, car says this because you're in the middle of the road. Hey, that's not nice. Yeah All right, uh, I

Gotta go. Yeah, they go pick Greg up from the airport Sweet I I gotta go. I gotta go pick Greg up from the airport. Sweet. I was nine months pregnant and got the honk from behind the face when they saw the belly. Oh, that's cool. Nice. That's cool. Pregnant chicks are hot. If I had a fetish it would be pregnant chicks. But I don't. But I don't.

But if I did. I told you one of the strippers was pregnant. Yeah, that's amazing. That was bizarre. Hey, I would put a pregnant. I think a foot fetish is way weirder than being attracted to pregnant women. Really? I do.

I knew that would be controversial. Really? I do. I knew that would be controversial take, but I do. I don't even think it's close. No, I agree. I, a foot fetish is weird. I can appreciate nice feet, but I don't have like, it's not like a thing. You know what I mean? I've not feed a deal breaker for you. No.

Were they? No. Yeah. Me neither. No. You know I feed a deal breaker for you. No, were they no. Yeah me neither. No, I Can't believe how fucking great your body is in your tits in your face and you have a wonderful personality But you know those toes. Sorry kind of fuck you got a bunion dude. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah Hey, that's just the dude. It's gay

Looking just looking for a fucking reason to bail like the rest of you it's like Achilles heel man this stripper was pregnant and chain smoking the whole time poor thing came out with one arm what what oh wait we must have missed the doesn't great have more than that Doesn't Greg have more money for that? Uh, where there must be a good stripper common in here from standee. You don't have to lie to us. Zero cat calling happening.

If they were gay dudes, fuck you. And listen, where Caleb runs, the women are just happy to see a guy with teeth exactly oh there it is oh shit Wow no way dude Wow no way did you ever jerk a guy off for cash? Be honest. Be honest. The questions are really want to know the answers to which one was it in? Was it in Fort Walden beach? Were you a bartender at the matador? Man, what a horrible place to be with just eight hours a day for five years with just dudes who are just singularly focused on ejaculating hmm that's it's but and

it's not even like good eight hours it's like till 4 a.m. Sevan gets hit on for the same reason he gets mugged. Probably. I look like a power bottom. People just see me. Neither want to fuck me in the ass or steal my shit. Good Lord. All right. I'm done. I'm done making fun of myself. I have to reset all my shit now

Made 6k a month working three days a week. Well shit Kind of worth it. Look at that dumper This is nice All right guys see you tomorrow James Craig will be on Harriest it was pretty cool that, um, uh, Dave saw that shirt, the James. And that was like one of the first things he noticed. He's like, what's that James Bragg shirt? He was all right guys.

So have you. Thanks. Good post Christmas show. Caleb. Thank you. You guys tomorrow. Gino. Love you all. All right. Youino, love y'all.

Alright, you say so. Oh, wow. I have friends in high school whose family own the strip club in town. Bye bye.