The Sevan Podcast - Peace & Love | Live Call In

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

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That's it. Who would have thought that our president of the United States... It's a good life to live. Yeah, it's a great life. It's fucking ridiculous Maybe the real weapons of mass destructions are the friends we made oh my Yeah Was that about to come down on you?

Yeah, the cat just started climbing up on top of it. I Was gonna fall over dude. I saw a crazy video on Instagram this morning where a dog a bears running from a dog and it starts to climb up a tree and it grabs the ass of the bear and The bear goes 25 feet up in the tree and the hunting dog is just hanging from its ass And then finally the dog lets go and falls 25 feet Oh my god I was kind of like fuck that dog you deserve that

Yeah, that's a dumb dog for doing that. It was just chasing up a tree and just leave it alone It looked like a Vichla. Are those hunting dogs? Is the Vichla the gray one? I think the Vichla is the brown one because my brother-in-law has one of those. What's the gray one that looks like that one? Be sure is there a wine Rainer wine Rainer. Yeah wine Rainer. That's what it is They look pretty similar Why my honor just has like crazy looking eyes The boat those dogs kind of seem retarded to me. Like I like like I mean I don't mean like in a mean way I just mean clinically like something's

off like same with endalmatians or seem like maybe you should stop breeding these. Massively dude. Pivot, pivot. My brother-in-law's dogs are just like dumb like he there's no there's nothing going on upstairs like Like see ball get ball. That's it. A German short hair pointer. I think I like those. I think I always wanted a pointer. I think I always wanted, is that pointers are cool dogs, right? I think I always wanted a, is that the one with the brown?

Oh yeah. That's a cool. Oh yeah. That's a cool dog. Wow. That's the black and white dog. Pointer breeds. Yeah.

Brown spotted looking thing. Yeah. That this, those are breeds. Yeah brown spotted looking thing. Yeah that this those are dope They're beautiful looking dogs. Yeah that oh, yeah that German short-haired pointer is cool What a great body for a dog. Holy cow. I think they're usually pretty chill too. Like they get along with everybody The wired haired pointer is pretty cool, too. Oh Really? Yeah, it looks like it's the same but it's just kind of like bushier. Oh my god. Is it the one with like the beard, like the little mustache out the front?

Yes, yes. Oh, I love that. Yeah. Dude, and look at this stud. There's this dog called an English pointer. Wow. Oh my god, that is a cute ass dog. It's got like a little beagle face. Oh my god, that is a cute ass dog

It's got like a little beagle face So, you know my dogs kind of like touch-and-go Yeah, well, there's something might there's something crazy happened the other day. I haven't talked about yet. Oh, no So, oh Lauren knows we have a German short hair pointer Yeah, he is. They are cute. So he's got all these bumps all over himself, all this lymphoma, his heads like his head was it didn't even look like a dog head anymore. It changed. It was so sad. It was like it was having trouble breathing shit.

And we're on here. And Olivia said, give your dog from bendazole Okay, so we give the fembendazole and it seems like they cured the dog of cancer like overnight. It's crazy It's like head shrunk back down. It goes outside and barks. It's happy It's doing all the dickhead shit It normally does to my kids like all them around and push them over and shit and we're like, oh dogs back but for One of the it's Hanukkah, right? So my wife bought the kids these gold coins with like chocolate inside of

them. Okay. And they're in these netting bags. And then inside and then she wrapped them. You know, I'm talking about like those coins that are chocolate coins. Yeah, you get them at like, you can have them too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um, and uh, it's funny and Jews wonder how the stereotype started. Like you give your kid gold chocolate coins for fucking Christmas.

What the fuck? And um, they were under the tree. Three bags of them. One bag for each kid. Yes. Oh shit. So I come home from somewhere and my wife looks like she's seen a ghost. Like she's like on the verge of crying. I'm like, hey, what's up? What's wrong? She's like, the dog ate all those gold coins. So one, chocolate's bad. Two, it ate all the tin foil.

Oh fuck. So the whole day the dog's making these crazy sounds. Oh no. And then that night at about four in the morning, right next to our bed, the dog vomited up like this, just tin foil mess. Just gelatinous tin foil stinky. Yeah, it was like five million little pieces of tin foil came out with this black goo So

She fasted the dog for like I think she didn't feed the dog for like 14 hours or some shit after that and then uh, I Guess it seems okay Okay, I guess I get Next give it pero okay. Okay. I get, I get. Next give it peroxide. Oh, thanks. Thanks. That's so gross, dude. Right next to your bed too. Yeah, and that happened two or three days ago.

I'm still finding little pieces of that gold stuff in my carpet, even though I cleaned my carpet, vacuumed my carpet, resolved my carpet. It's just, it was it was like god he's probably still shitting it out too like you just get little gold flakes in his poop yeah I yesterday that's funny you say yesterday I walked around the yard looking for poop find any no I didn't I didn't find any poop or gold flakes I mean I found old poop it's the season when all the when all the poop has a mold on it. My kid, yeah, it's that, because it's really wet and moist here

in Santa Cruz right now this time of year. So if a dog takes a shit and you don't pick it up within a day, it's covered in this white fuzz. Mike, I told my kid, I'm like, don't step in that poop. He's like, that's poop? I'm like, yeah. We were in the backyard yesterday grafting a mulberry tree. And he goes, that's not poop. I'm like, that's poop? I'm like, yeah. We were in the backyard yesterday drafting a mulberry tree.

And he goes, that's not poop. I'm like, that's poop. And he's like, what's on it? I'm like, that's mold. He's like, how'd that get on there? I'm like, I don't know. Fuck, what is it? Science lesson?

That's right. It's obvious science project. I'm just telling you. You should take a culture of that thing and put it in a little Petri dish and then look at it under a microscope. I know what poop is and I know what mold is. Clive, my dog's 15 shitting and pissing everywhere.

It feels like I'm a bad dog owner because I'm like how much longer? Yeah, just take it in the backyard. That's the hardest point. What the fuck, Sevan? There's some shit. I know you should see my wife. She looked like she was going to start crying. I even though I knew it was a big deal, I was just like, that's not a big deal.

Who cares? Dogs eat tin foil all the time. They eat chocolate all the time, too. Yeah, whatever. But deep down, you fucked up. Yeah, whatever. But deep down, you fucked up. Putting chocolate under the tree is probably not the smartest idea when you have a dog. We have to like hide all of our food. Otherwise, our dog will like get into it because she she figured out she can like jump on to like put her front paws on like pretty like high tables. Yeah, like countertops and shit. Yeah. And she'll just like if it's within like a like six inches or six

inches or less of the edge of the countertop. Yeah, I was gonna like she like nip at it or like lick at it and then move it enough to like bring it down to her. Yeah, yeah. And so we had to get smart about it and just like move it around or we said nothing's in there ever on the ground like it's yeah, anytime like if you have leftover pizza and you have to leave the house quick or leftover steak or something you and just like move it around or we just had nothing's ever on the ground. Like it's yeah. It's the anytime. Like if you have leftover pizza and you have to leave the house quick or a leftover steak or something, you have to put it up high at my house too.

You have to put it like on something that's on top of the counter. Yeah. It's like kidproofing everything. And the truth is, is there's nowhere we ever put it. If the dog really wanted it, it could really, I mean, it like if it wanted we just jump on the counter yeah that looks pretty big too huh yeah it's just 120 pounds of muscle just does what it wants to do yeah that's true we have to we have to lift our cushions up every night we have to keep all the bedroom doors all it

closed dog does whatever the fuck it wants. Oh, because it'll just tear it up. Just sleep, sleep, climb on anything. Just like, you know, it's just she just thinks she's just a bitch. I mean, I like her, but it's like it's like living with a 13 year old kid. Yeah. Like, OK, I'll do whatever you say. And then the second you're gone, it's like, fuck you.

My dog chewed up a brand new baseball glove a Milk frother and etch a sketch and there were still wrap doesn't have to be food. Oh, man What the fuck etch a sketch? Oh My god, did you just take a little magnet pen and just start like drawing things in the Dog in the stomach in the poop. Yeah My little four-pound Chihuahua accidentally ate a whole cup of M&M. She was fine It takes a lot of chocolate to make a dog stick. Well, that's cuz that's not even really chocolate Yeah, it's just like candy like hard candy a coating chemical it's just chemicals that tastes like chocolate

We when we had our other dog it was 14 pounds and I remember we were at Greg's house one night for a party and there were There were They were serving hot dogs there. I remember Greg was there and Nicole Carroll I remember them specifically because I think each of them fed my 14 pound dog two hot dogs each just were they were they thought it was people I mean this is Everyone was wasted we were raging and I just remember going in there and people were throwing hot dogs on the floor I think my dog had like half its body weight in hot dogs

Oh my god, dude, my dog was this big Oh my god, dude, my dog was this big. He's not that many. Did it do that? I don't know. That's incredible. Oh, I have to check spin back. I don't know anything besides our body is nice. He was asking me about someone mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, my wife just said yes a pointer yeah pointers are cool That's probably a great beach dog too

You think so yeah, I think cuz I'll just run around and yeah playing the water. Yeah. Yeah, that's true They'll just run around and yeah playing the water. Yeah. Yeah, that's true My dog my dog ate my husband's wallet with $200 and he eats everything. Oh shit. Oh I'd be pissed Oh, yeah, these are horrible dogs my dog mistakes a basketball with one of his balls that lived for five seconds. Pipple terriers can bite hard. Yeah those Stafford terriers are horrible dogs Just any terriers in general any beagles. I

Just hate those dogs. Yeah, it's Eric. Yeah, Stafford terriers are horrible What did I miss is one of Seve's dogs dead? Yeah, one's dead one's dying We have that we can't keep talking about this. We're gonna make David we leave. I don't want him to leave We found his kryptonite Yesterday no dog no dying Best dog I ever had was an old English mastiff. Yeah, my dog now is a mastiff It's awesome Skinny mastiff damn that's a huge dog, too. Yeah

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Dude, I was so on point yesterday. It was crazy. Two hours and 41 minutes of pure laughter. Thank you. Thank you. Joseph, I hope that's not a typo. You didn't hit the one twice. Oh, look. Even Seema agrees. Better boobs than Beth.

For Seema, that's great because every other thing I say offends her. So, 7 out of 10, that means I crossed over the 50 yard line. That's right. I mean, you crushed it. the 50 yard line. That's right. I mean, you crushed it. Uh, Pat Lang, I listened to yesterday's show last night. You had several horrible takes. So I agree. Great show. You're the best at being Yeah. 11 out of 10. Thank you. Yeah, I I know 69 out of 10. Yeah Uh not offended you're just wrong. All right I'm just telling you it was fucking amazing

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Maintenance Uh severe uh peace and love is what the warring gangs in trinidad like to say they preach But today a state of emergency has been declared here government says there's a threat of reprisal killings Oh my god, holy shit How do you guys where the fuck is this country again? Where is this country dad? Well, this is a good island this is a good place Oh It's off of Venezuela. That's why because it's fucking Venezuela Who owns is that its own country I think so, yeah

They have their own team for the Olympics St. Vincent Barbados st. Lucia Isn't St. Lucia like really expensive? Cabo St. Lucia. Yeah, it's like a vacation spot. Dude, there's a country down there I never even heard of. What? Guiana? Guyana? Oh, yeah, I forgot that was a country. What's that country? I forgot that was a country

What's that country what's that little tiny country below sir nom, it's like a little it's a triangle state of a Mapa I'd never even heard of that country either And my map it only has the uh, oh No, not that one There's there's two little countries down there You talk about this thing right here? Yeah, that thing too. What is that little sliver?

And then look to the left, look at to the left. Look to the left, that little triangle country. Yeah, what the fuck is that? I don't think that's a country. It's like a county border. And then there's something called the state of Rora Ma Rora Ma. Oh, it's like, oh, it's Brazil. It says it's Brazil.

Yeah. Oh, those are all states of Brazil. severe and Kelly, we have one of the highest murder rates and that was before the Venezuelans started coming. Fuck, that's crazy. Oh, man. That's terrifying. Are all the people in Trinidad black? Like, can you tell the Venezuelans?

I want to see. I want to type in Trinidad and then news hit news. Trinidad, Tobago declares state of emergency after a weekend of violence. Spade of six murders has taken the Caribbean nation's total to 623. Oh, that's not bad, dude. That's like Chicago. that's not bad, dude. That's like Chicago. That's not bad. Who are they killing? Five men were shot overnight in an estate on the outskirts of the capital port of Spain, and a 57-year-old woman was shot dead on Friday as she collected her teenage son from the hospital.

Oh, God. 1.5 million people unprecedented tally for 2024 makes Trinidad, Tobago, one of the most violent countries in Latin America. I wonder what their population is compared to Chicago and how much worse their murder rates are. 42.6% of the killings are gang related and linked to organized crime. 1.5 million people in Trinidad and Chicago population. Can you imagine that place is a paradise? There's 1.1 million more people in Chicago than there are in Trinidad and Tobago.

And they have like two to four times the amount of killings? Yeah that's bad. Yeah. That's bad. God it's a beautiful place. Sabeer and Kelly gang's killing gangs but innocent people get caught. but innocent people get caught. I'm gonna put in tourist killings and turn it out, see if they kill tourists. Oh, it looks like a tourist hasn't been killed there since 2023, February of 2023. Oh, there was a shark.

There was a shark killed someone there two hours ago. A tourist. An Egyptian tourist. Oh, nice. Yeah, it seems like it's safer at least for tourists. Yeah, there aren't a lot of killings there of tourists. They probably just get their wallets stolen all the time their passports and shit it says The tourist advisory there Reconsider travel to turn dead Tobago due to crime Exercise increased caution turned at Tobago due to terrorism and kidnapping. Some areas have increased risk. Read the entire travel advisory. U.S. government personnel are prohibited from traveling to the following areas. Port of Spain, Levantville, Bitham, Seelots. Jesus.

Violence and shooting occur regularly in some areas of the Port of Spain. Violent crimes such as murder, robbery, assault, sexual assault, home invasion, kidnapping is common. Damn, I had no idea. Damn. The steel pan was invented in Trinidad. Many people don't know that. What's a steel pan? Like for cooking with?

Oh, the drum. That thing that like goes with all the different dishes, like different curves inside of it. Oh yeah, that thing's cool. And you hit it like with a brush. Yeah. I thought that was a Jamaican thing. I kind of, when I'm picturing, oh yeah, there's that brush. When I think of Tr I'm picturing oh yeah there's that brush when I think of Trinidad Tobago I think of Jamaica oh perfect oh how'd you do that oh you play just yeah that's why I should get one of those for my kid yeah they probably love that Yeah, that thing's cool, and you will only be driven insane in 48 hours

Hmm Here's something I guess Elon tweeted about this yesterday. This is crazy. But this makes perfect sense. Elon Musk urges not to donate to Wikipedia after it spent 50 million on DEI. He calls it Wokepedia. Oh shit. Elon urges supporters not to donate to the nonprofit that runs Wikipedia after the organization budgeted more than 50 million to spend on the controversial diversity, equity, and inclusion.

Stop donating to Wokepedia until they restore balance to their editing authority, Musk wrote Tuesday on X, where he has nearly 210 million followers. The Tesla mogul and key advisor to President-elect Donald Trump was responding to a post by the right-leaning commentator, Libs of TikTok, who shared a pie chart that showed 29% of Wikipedia's $177 million budget goes to DEI. What? Dude, I so believe it. Everything in there is just woke as fuck. Like, they feel like every entry has to have the word,

CIS in it. That's insane. I always see that little like banner. The banner takes up probably half of the article. Any article you pull up on there. Yeah. I gave money to them once a long time ago. Like $5.

Yeah. Something like that. Oh, did this guy say something? Did this Jeff Nichols guy say something really stupid? CrossFit is killing your SEAL team dreams. Oh, I'm not even gonna watch that. What a fucking idiot. Jeff Nichols said that? Yeah, do you know who that is? Oh yeah. He has a, I guess he has a video out on YouTube.

I hope it's just clickbait. That guy... I hope it's just clickbait. What were you gonna say? That guy's kind of retarded. He looks inbred. He comes up with some ridiculous stuff. He's like, yeah This is gonna you're gonna become a Navy SEAL if you do these three banded workouts with a bamboo bar that shakes Oh He's he's such a he's such a pussy. He turned off the comments. No, he did not. Yes on the video. Oh

My god, dude. He probably didn't like his asshole getting turned inside out What a fucking idiot I would love to hear Josh bridges take on that. I Think Dave said that Josh was like the fittest dude he ever saw go through buds. Really? Yeah. Hey, Hardly Last, I bet you're one of the guys that quit in the first week so you can shut the fuck up. Yeah. He turned his comments off years ago. Oh. Alright. Fair enough. He turned his comments off years ago. Oh.

All right. Fair enough. He brings up Josh in the video. Are you recommending the video? Is this guy? Yeah. I think it's hilarious that you're going to post something like that and turn off your comments. I passed RASP and served for five years, dude, at First Battalion. Congratulations.

What's RASP? Ranger's Husband in Selection. Josh is probably not the best example dudes on his 1300 surgery right now. Listen, none of those are CrossFit related. You know that. Dan Carrero, every time we get mad at the re dan guerrero wants to give me a blowjob Nice He gets turned on he likes an angry sevie

Uh, we've been trying to move but apparently to get a us green card you have to be a mexican and come illegally That is correct And the windows and the window is closing very quickly. That's right. You have uh be a Mexican and come illegally that is correct and the windows and the window is closing very quickly That's right. You have a 21 more days And you're fucked I hope I Hope so I hope someone I hope someone I Hope someone follows Tom Homan and and all those guys around. I hope that there's documentaries on the fucking on ice

So we can just see them just fucking tossing killers out of the country That'd be pretty sick yeah, Tony's to do it Okay, this is in the United Kingdom where you're not allowed to pray in public or post whatever you want on social media. This is a very, very weird country. Early in the morning in Staffordshire, undercover officers are responding to intelligence that snacks containing prohibited ingredients are sold here. They're carrying out Operation Taste.

Today we're here to look what food there is on sale. Jesus look at her. What is that? Remove it from the shelves and basically take it away. When she says take it away she means take it home and eat it herself. Yeah exactly. Oh what what's gonna happen? All this food. Now this is a really small shop but already loads has been seized.

You've got American candy, American crisps. Who eats that shit? So many people, dude. Who eats that? Like, someone eats Cheetos yes and Jolly Ranchers I would have to be so fucking stoned out of my mind to eat that oh that's what the majority of the population these days is just stoned. And these fizzy drinks that contain EDTA which is an ingredient that can cause cancer. Can cause

cancer? Can? Look at those bottles in the back too. Why don't you just pull those off the shelf while you're at it? That... just all that shit. 90% of the stuff in that store should not be edible. These snacks have UK alternatives that are compliant, so officers have to go through each shelf methodically, looking to make sure food labels are in English and checking for unauthorized ingredients like yellow six, mineral oil and tartrazine. I genuinely feel sorry for sort of small businesses like this because they are buying from Look at her dude. Imagine what she eats dude. All of that? Yeah.

I feel bad as I'm sitting in their stores taking away, stealing all of their food so I can eat it later. The woman in the tampon video eats that. Hot Cheetos were my sitting in their stores taking away, stealing all of their food so I can eat it later. The woman in the tampon video eats that. Hot Cheetos were my jam in high school. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Bong rip in a bag of Cheetos. That's the American diet right there.

Yeah. Some of the wholesalers, we need to tackle this at the import. Any surprise the amount you've managed to get today? No, it doesn't surprise me. I think if you go into any high street, typical of this, you're likely to find this type of product. During operation taste, hundreds of shops across the county. I don't even believe that.

How did you only get that one small little bag of shit right there? You went in there looking for, you're telling me there was only nine bags of Cheetos in there that had that shit. Like that whole store needs to be put in a bag and just drug outside. It's probably all just renamed over there too. It's the same shit, it just has a different name. That's a good point.

And he were searched and thousands of products seized. The popularity of this type of food has risen in- American candy treat bag. I mean, look at that garbage. Some jolly ranchers. I could fuck back at Twizzlers though, dude. Yeah, Twizzlers. Hey, I think all that shit's good.

I just don't eat it. I just can't imagine. I just can't. I couldn't. If I was in, just don't need it. I just can't imagine. I just can't I couldn't like if like if I was like if I Was not in I don't know I Went to a store somewhere and they had a bowl of those somewhere one of those Reese's Pieces cups might go down But there's no fucking way. I'm spending my own fucking money on it Look at see this thing on the top this this this I don't know bears. Yeah

Yeah, those are all over the crossfit games yeah like within the athlete warm-up area those are like everywhere it's there like quick carbs they get those are like sour patch kids or stupid shit like that yeah yeah that's like the professional athlete go-to fucking pick me up in years in part due to social media people have seen these things, they've seen them on screen. They want to be part of that story. Unfortunately, what we don't realize is necessarily the consequences it may have on our health.

Stephanie says we all have... Oh, everyone realizes, does any, do you think anyone doesn't know the consequences that has on their health? I feel like most people don't understand it. Really? Yeah. Yeah, honey does the same thing. You know what's funny? At Jiu-Jitsu tournaments all the Japanese kids have honey sticks because their parents aren't retarded. Oh yeah. That's like the Asian kids go to, honey stick.

Heidi, some people don't know. Yeah, I just don't think they understand that they're just like, oh, this is food and I eat it. Like it's... Yeah. This is nuts. If you, oh, this is a good, this is an astute observation. Aaron Fraser, if you want to allow the government to provide for your health care Then they can tell you what you can eat or not eat. That's a good point. Yeah

Yeah Adults no, but kids no Anytime my kids are eating poison I just tell them that's poison. Have they kind of like figured it out? Oh, they like, yeah, they kind of know like when they see something like, oh, that's not, they probably shouldn't eat that. Yeah, they fully figured it out. They know, they know that like, they know that bread is basically sugar. Hmm.

My kids know, they also know if I'm buying the food, I can control what they eat. I feel like parents have a hard time doing that for their kids. Like they'll just, like their kids like, oh, I'm like, they get picky or they won't eat something. So their kids are like, well, I just, I guess I just got to buy something that they that they're gonna eat. Yeah, that's like parents favorite line. My kid won't eat that Oh really? Yeah, and that's oh really? Yeah You haven't really tried then I don't think and so people are like, oh they just won't eat All they want is chicken nuggets and fries you're like I think you want chicken nuggets and fries and they just you eating it and so then they That's just three nights out of the week my kids will be like what are we having for

dinner I'm like steak they're like we don't want steak and then within five minutes of getting home they're there they're just scarfing down a steak yeah yeah Heidi Heidi dude I do. What's up, dude? My kid added cookies to her plate. My mom said, Oh, don't forget your bread roll. I'm like, mom, I think she already has plenty of carbs there.

And she looked at me like I was crazy. Yeah, that's, that's what I'm talking about. It's like, Oh, you need some of this. Don't forget to add a, add a, a roll to your plate. Don't forget to add this. You're like, you go through the line during the holidays of all the food that everybody's made and it's just Shit, and they're like, oh you should get some of that. It's really good. I'm like

No, yeah, we go to a restaurant my kids will be like They'll eat their They'll order a hamburger and they'll eat just the meat and the the insides and they won't eat the fries in the bun They'll be like, okay, I didn't eat the bun and the fries. Can I get a milkshake or you know ice cream like they know? They know that every hamburger is wrapped in ice cream, that's right It's the same shit. It's just packaged differently Yeah, this is cool. I never formed the habit with mine did the best with the youngest. Now he doesn't care about bread or pasta or cake. He wants meat. Yeah, Greg's first

kid every every time we go out to breakfast, she ordered steak for breakfast. Yeah, every it's so fucking cool. Yeah, that's awesome. To be vigilant and check the labels and make sure the snacks we're eating don't leave a bitter taste. It's early in the morning in Staffordshire. A bitter taste. I fucking hate those people over there. Just British people in general or? No, just all their fucking rules and laws and government and like hey dude just just do a

Mass campaign telling everyone that that shit causes cancer and let people fucking have their freedom. Yeah You can't have knives anymore. Nobody could have guns to begin with really they're not oh they really nice I'm pretty sure they started like confiscating knives from people like you're not allowed to have them in the United Kingdom because they're dangerous There are several laws in the United Kingdom that govern knives including carrying knives It's illegal to carry most knives in public without a valid reason this includes carrying knives with blades longer than three inches Don't we have that in the United States? mmm, it's state dependent and

It's state dependent and you and I think it's you can't unless you're in the military you can't or have some other job that you can't have a switchblade. Otherwise I think you can just have whatever. I think I have a switchblade in my car somewhere. Like in my console or something yeah I mean it's clearly not legal I remember in high school like if you would have had a knife like this it would have been illegal this knife is definitely not legal in California no that's like basically what I would be talking about yeah but I just everybody carries a knife somewhere at all times around here.

Like if you don't have a gun, then you definitely have some sort of knife, whether it's a folding knife or a fixed blade. Like if I went to Home Depot with you, like all the dudes would have like a knife on their hip. 100%. They'd have a knife or they'd have an ultitool that has a knife on it. You're never not going to leave the house without a knife. Listen, in California, they have something... California has strict knife laws.

It's illegal to have undetectable knives. I don't know what that is. Oh, that's like 3D printed ones. They're like... it's... Fuck, what's it called? It's like a specific material that you can't detect. G-10 or something like that? Knives that deploy quickly. You can't have... that must that one. I just showed you knives designed to be easily concealed Switch blades Gravity knives known as flick knives are illegal are illegal. Oh, we have tons of flick knives in this in California You can just go to the store and buy flick knives

Wow Yeah, we have those Yeah, we have a bunch of those two. Those are throwing knives, right? No. No, these are like concealed knives that you can't Like you can't detect by metal detector It's like it's called g10 I think is what the materials called and it's like just like you can make it into a pretty sharp point And you can't have to carry it wherever you can't have belt buckle knives lipstick knives cane swords these blades are concealed in a cane or a walking stick I have one of those yeah those are sick right those are so sick

writing pen knives I have one of those somewhere in here too I have this crazy pen it looks just like a regular pen but it's like perfect for your hand like this. And if you just, if you could put it into someone's skull. Oh, yeah. Shuriken, they are throwing stars or Oriental darts. Oh man, in high school we had so many of those. Shuriken! One time I went on a mission trip when I was, when I lived in Europe for a little while. Yeah.

And we stayed at like, like a nuns. Nun place. I don't know what the like some sort of whatever the fuck they call it. And we went to a local store and they were selling throwing stars. Yeah. And so me and my buddy bought like a five pack of them. And the two of us were just in the nuns. Like the sisterhood just throwing knives at the walls. It's awesome right? They were so awesome dude and we just left like a bunch of divots in the walls.

My buddy Jeff Holbrook and I think it was high school. He got he went he got a piece of sheet metal and snips and he made so many stars and he would just give them out to everyone and they were amazing. Those are sick. Yeah Kevin Ganey, what's up, dude? Let's get five more members for this show five more members Come on five more members sign up for a membership now for the seven podcast five more members behind the scenes for the 2024 CrossFit Games will be coming out soon five more five more members Holy shit a Jerome. Oh my god, it's um

it's a Waterly silver without fucking face it's um Alex Pahea. Oh Yeah, I can see that too Yeah, I got my girlfriend a self-defense pen to carry, you can't even tell. That's dope. For a while my wife was carrying this titanium ice pick around with her. Oh, awesome. Yeah, I think like some Jews got attacked in LA or something, so for like six months she carried a titanium ice pick

That's sick just in the bottom of her purse A folding knives there's no limit on the size of a blade when a folding knife is folded. Okay I knew there was some folding knife rule hmm Fixed blades must be carried in the open and insecure sheaths. Switch blades with two inches or less are legal. Oh, spring assisted knives. These are legal if they open with one hand and have a detent or other mechanism that provides resistance.

Hmm. Some of those rules sound contradictory. Is it legal to carry a knife in your car? It's legal to openly carry any size fixed blade on your person, single or double edged. So you can walk down the street with a machete if it's sheathed. Dude, you could have a katana just strapped to your back and walk around California. Just a five foot long fucking samurai sword. Wow, there's a chick on YouTube who's like just super, who's like super beaver that tells

you what knives you can and can't carry. Oh yeah, I've seen her. She's hot. They carry concealed in California, which means it's legal to carry them hidden. First up our box cutters. That Swiss army knife that pops gave to you as a kid is okay to carry concealed as well. Multi tools are totally fine. I think I found Heidi's future. Oh wow. Yeah.

General folding knives are okay to carry, but they cannot be switched blades. So no spring assisted knives. Knives that can be opened with the flick of a wrist or any other assisted mechanism. This hoag trauma is a great example of a legal folder you can conceal carry. It is not assisted in any way. Deployment is done on the thumb stud by applying pressure to the blade. Same goes for the spider cove where I'm using my finger to apply pressure to the blade to open it. Which also means of course that slip joints are totally okay. There's also no size limits so if you want to carry a giant fox edge folder you can do that. In my next video I'll talk about all the knives that you can carry open. Oh shut up and take your shirt off.

your shirt off. I need to see I need to finish this substance. I haven't finished it yet. If someone in my DMs told me that they they watched it they said it was so fucked up at the end. What? The the this movie um... The, uh... This movie, The Substance, with Demi Moore. Oh. It's good, dude. The first... the first... 40 minutes, it's her and this other chick are just topless the entire fucking movie. There's a great scene where they're both unconscious in the, um... bathroom, and they're naked and they're laying on top of each other and their boobs are smushed against each other.

It's such a great shot. It's so fucking good. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't seen that. I mean, dude, how good is the movie if you haven't finished yet? Dude, I got kids everywhere, dude. I got kids everywhere. It's like a creepy movie. Dude, it's so creepy. It's so creepy. That's weird Yeah, it's so creepy demi more 62 in it. Her body's crazy What? Yeah, if you don't stop teasing us with the cross the games update show i'm canceling my membership. I'll keep teasing you. Don't worry

I bought it. I bought it I bought it. I bought it. I bought it on iTunes for 1999 or wherever the fuck it is. I saw it pop up rent or buy. It was rent for $5.99. I just talk into the Apple TV. I say the substance or Demi Moore and then it popped up and then it gives you options. And it's $5.99 to rent in 1999 to buy. And you know, it's funny, my wife's in the room and I always click buy. And I'm always waiting for her. This has been going on for now for you know, 20 years. I'm always waiting for her to go. Why do we buy but she doesn't?

I would ask that. Yeah, I never watch movies. I will always rent because I never watch those movies again, unless it's like free streaming. Like I just I don don't know I'll never watch it again either I'll watch all the Bond movies and all the Star Wars and all the Harry Potter's over and over and over again but I just that's just because they're always readily available Kaylee just text me and she said that the Kill Tony show she's going to tonight starts at 730 but you have to be there at 4 p.m. Holy shit fuck for what

Well, I don't know that's three and a half hours in advance that's crazy To what's just sit there and wait Maybe they'll have like jugglers and magicians and shit Maybe they'll have like jugglers and magicians and shit. Yeah, maybe. Are your glasses Versace? No. They're a company called Rainy. R-A-E-N-I.

I don't think I have any Versace. They're a company called Rainy, R-A-E-N-I. I don't think I have any Versace. I can't even see close up with glasses on. These are called Antiques. Do you have transition lenses on those? Yeah, these turn black. They're pretty cool. Those do. Yeah. You know, it's crazy.

Every time I every time I put these on, I turn gay, but no one's ever noticed. These are my gay glasses. But every time you put on the sunglasses, you turn. Yeah. Yeah, these are my well, these are my gay glasses. But every time you put on the sunglasses, you turn black? Yeah. Yeah. These are my, well, these are my Italian. These I turn Italian in these.

Oh, okay. Like these are like, fuck you. I'll put a fucking cap in your ass. Bitch. Yeah. These are like, I got these at the, I got, these were expensive. I got these at the Four Seasons and within a week I stepped on them and bent them. I was so bummed.

The four seasons sell sunglasses. Yeah. And then I have the lens taken out. Yeah. They sell everything. These were so expensive. Brand is this. These are, I mean, I like these because I don't see the edges

Mmm definitely not Italian what the fuck are you talking about? You don't think I look Italian in these Mama be a buddy. Oh buddy beepity. Yeah, it first ah Yeah, it looks pretty Italian to me Yeah, he looks pretty Italian to me. Sebi, you should have Noodles on the podcast. He lives the last two days have been wild. He has a big following too. Noodles the guy from the comments? Do we have a Noodles in our comments?

Yeah. I thought Noodles was a I thought he was a Garrett Glinton person This is why this right here is why I don't care about the comments or the fucking people or the cancel culture Oh peace and love noodles there's noodles You talking about yeah, I've seen this person oh fake noodles. Oh, this is a fake noodles Yeah, this doesn't have any following at all This right this is why I don't care like like Craig Richie can go fuck himself and It's everything can go fuck itself.

The PFAA. This is it right here. This is, this is, I saw this yesterday and this is it. This is why it's like, like shut the fuck up dude. Like go, go outside and play. You're the fucking children. You're not the fucking adults i don't want to fucking hear a word out of you

go fucking pull a tampon out of your chick's vagina i have two important pieces of information for you one i'm in florida and this is just what florida does to banks it's great too we all know by now that alzheimer's is known as diabetes type 3. I love saying that at parties. But does anyone understand what diabetes type 3 actually means? It's just a different type of diabetes. Yeah, but what does that mean? Third, diabetes.

Okay, but does anyone here want to actually understand what that means? Yeah, I do. I like science. Cool. I'm going to make this quick and I'm going to make this fun. Your brain needs a crap ton of energy and it uses... That's what I say to my wife every night, by the way. What?

I'm going to make this quick, I'll make this fun. Oh my. I'm gonna make this quick, I'll make this fun. Oh my God. I'll make this quick, I'll make this fun. Glucose for the energy, the same kind of glucose is just running amok in our bloodstream. Most of your brain just absorbs the glucose, bada bing, bada boom. Some parts of your brain that are dependent on insulin

to open the doors to let the energy in. One of those parts that needs insulin to open the doors, the hippocampus. Responsible for memory. Here's where the metabolic situation and insulin resistance comes in. If the cells in. One of those parts that needs insulin to open the doors, the hippocampus. Responsible for memory. Here's where the metabolic situation and insulin resistance comes in. If the cells in the part of your brain that are responsible for memory and learning

are resistant to letting efficient fuel get into the brain, what do you think that's gonna do to your brain over the long haul? Well, nothing good, I'll tell you that right now. So what can we do about insulin resistance that's in our bodies and brains? You gotta use your muscle. Like squats?

Yeah, baby, like squats. What if I can't use my legs? How dare you to do this for one minute straight? Squats aren't magic, arm raises aren't magic, muscle is magic. Muscle pulls the glucose from your blood so your insulin doesn't have to deal with it. We need to become hyper fixated on insulin sensitivity.

It's gonna save our brains. And it's not just squats, there's lots we can do to help our insulin sensitivity. I'm working on a whole thing for y'all. Just take some time, give me some time. But until then, just keep squatting. And and if someone asks you why you damn them squats You can just simply tell them cuz I love myself and I love my brain keep squatting and get weird because we love weird We don't love Alzheimer's. All right. I have two important pieces of information for you. What did we learn? And this what did we learn?

They squats your brain needs sugar In order to uptake that sugar your insulin can't be fucked up We learned don't follow women in social media Oh I We learned don't follow women in social media. Oh. I don't. Oof. I would follow this chick's account. I just started following her booty and brains. She's cool.

Your brain and your butt. I don't get it. Totally. Let's break it down. Oh, okay. Cool. When your main driver for change goes beyond aesthetics, you are able to assess a deep well of intrinsic motivation. This feels very different than wanting a certain number on the scale.

Okay, I can't do that. Never mind. I can't believe my... Dude, I might take my shirt off this summer. I cannot believe what's happening to my body in the last two months. It's crazy. You're gonna do what now? Yeah, like I might be able to take my shirt off without having 12 beers in me. That's crazy, dude. You feel good? Yeah, I feel amazing. Yesterday I did this workout.

It was 15 calories on the row. Hi. I did 15 calories on the row and I did, then I did 21 thrusters with 65 pounds and you had to finish all of that in two minutes. No three minutes And finish all that in three minutes So 15 calories on the road 21 thrusters 65 pounds finish in three minutes Then you get to rest two minutes and I did that for five rounds. Oh Wow. Yeah, I was hurt And I did that for five rounds. Oh wow.

Yeah, I was hurt. Yeah, that's a lot of thrusters. Yeah. That fuck you up pretty good. Yeah, I was hurt. That last round was so fucking hard. Hi. You have the hiccups?

You look like you're not even awake. Yeah. You're really bringing the energy today. Thank you for uplifting the show. What do you mean? It's sarcasm. I'm just so tired. I want you to come in one time when you're not tired.

Be like, dude, I'm fired up. I'm ready to mash the world. It's cold in the house. What time did you wake up yesterday? It's cold in the house. What time did you wake up yesterday? Seven oh eight. OK, so let's say you woke up at seven. And what time did you go to bed last night? Well, last night.

Yeah, last night. Wait, what time went to bed last night? Yeah, last night. Wait, what time I went to bed last night? Yeah, last night. 9 47. Okay, let's say 10. So you were up for 15 hours yesterday. Yeah. Of those 15 hours, how many hours do you think you were fighting with your brothers? And hand to hand combat? Two. That's pretty good.

Not bad. Just two hours. Pretty good. Solid. These guys fought for an hour and 90 minutes from like five to six thirty. It was just non. Just imagine a 90 minute jujitsu match. Jesus, dude. Yeah, it was crazy. I would just say I just sat in the jujitsu room

and would just watch them beat the shit out of each other for fucking 90 minutes. That's nuts. I get tired after like three. I know. They're pouring sweat. They're exhausted. They're panting like dogs. They probably fought yesterday for four hours. I swear to fucking God. It was nuts. Fuck man. Because it was raining so they're just inside. Oh shit really? Yeah. Yeah. So one dude will just be sitting on the couch reading a book, chilling.

And another dude will just come up and just... just mash his face in, and then run into the Jiu-Jitsu room. Come get me, bitch. Yeah, come get me. Hmm... That's how it starts. One of them's just chilling, hanging out, and the other one just... gets bored and comes in and throws something at the other.

And Ari beats everyone's ass for fucking... three hours and 59 minutes, and if he loses for one minute he starts crying. That's not true, that's Joey. I never cry, that's Joey. You refuse to ever let your brothers, you beat your brothers up all the time. You refuse, if you lose once you lose your shit. No, that's Joey. All right. Okay. Last night you were pissed because you let that at the end he got on top of you It's like dude, you've just been wreaking havoc on him No, cuz he was crying and yeah, it cuz you're beating his ass he's crying and

He he was hurting me. So when I hurt him, I let him just I just go on my back. Just let him destroy me. He is not like that. He screams his mind out and just runs into mom's bedroom. And I can't do anything. I agree. I agree. Not allowed to go in there and just pound him. Yeah. That's what I got said about. Yeah.

Ah. Because he'll he'll he'll just put his elbow right on his fucking brother's chin like. And Joey, Joey just takes it. Yeah, after that. And you're lucky you have brothers. Oh, Joey and all of your teaming up on me yesterday. Yeah. I had a...

Put the hammer on them? I had a... First, I came to the side and then Joey just came on me and I'm like... And I put Tim to the side and then I just saw on top of Bobby and just started destroying him. Yeah. I'm gonna get you this uh I want to get you this new kids book. No please. Yeah. No. Yeah. I already have one. I'm gonna get you this book it's about a doctor named Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt delivers babies. Mike Hunt loves eating howl out Mike hunt loves a good scissor without a doubt Mike hunt loves getting stuffed Mike hunt loves cream pies Mike hunt says you're welcome to always

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You can't run trains. New intro song Olivia too much. What are you guys talking about? Haley's gonna be pissed. That could be. Seriously that could be. Let me see if I got a text message from her yet. From who? Haley. Yeah. You're free to do what you want.

Me? Yeah, you can be anything you want in this world. Well, not anything. You probably, well, yeah, you could be anything, I guess. You can't be a girl. Except for like Superman or whatever. I don't want to be a girl. Yeah, I know.

Well, then check that off the list. Easy day. Perfect. Glad we got that over with I Can't believe how disgusting some of you are yikes Abby Jesus. He's only eight guys come on like oh I'm disgusting no you're beautiful You know my favorite thing to do in 2024

You know what my favorite thing to do in 2024? No. Remember yesterday when we were sitting in my rocking chair and I was holding you? Yeah. I was looking deeply into your eyes. Yeah. I think you're a bad dude. No, you holding me like a baby in a rocking chair. Bougie bougie bougie bougie.

I was thinking yesterday, people were writing their favorite things to do they did in 2024 I think that was like my favorite thing just looking at you just how beautiful you are. You're so cool. Oh In five seconds, oh no, he's not gonna come in have you done striking yet? Nope striking is like fifth the 45 minutes Okay fifth the 45 minutes okay 112 you want to do a little geography lesson sure little schooling because so we just learned that you be anything you want in life like Mike hunt you can skateboard or be a doctor now I want you to listen

carefully to this they discovered a new map. Here we go. All right, guys. Big update today. I'll be covering the CIA documents that I've received from this guy on Telegram in an encrypted chat that I'm able to speak about. But first, I'm going to cover this new map that he just released to me. And if you notice the Antarctic Ice Wall only has one opening right here. He says this is more accurate because it wouldn't be 500 miles wide like we see in the other ones and right next to Madagascar where he says he wants to buy a hangar and a plane so that he can fly all the way over to this continent over here that he saw in his astral projections and he mapped it out entirely right here. No way. Your map is not finished yet but he will be adding new constants in

as he gets more information from this guy Henry Hudson. Okay, so I'm not able to show the actual CIA document just yet. If you do remember, I was able to convince him to let me show you guys this page of his book, but I do I promise you he did send me these and I did save them to my phone so I have them. So let me tell you a little bit about what he told me that I can say about it So they're from 1979 and they show four countries, which I'm not allowed to name that Apparently took a boat to Antarctica They found the 500 yard wide opening in the ice wall, which melted because of the certain seasons. It's called a summer's gate.

It melted just enough for them to be a passageway. But the thing that he told me I can say about it is on the chart, which I noticed and this was pretty horrifying, but it said there was a ninety five percent death rate out of the whole average of all the four countries. So that means ninety five percent of people did not make it back from this trip. And that is just because they went by boat, which we've heard many times, is a lot more dangerous than going by the air. Now here's a closer, more in-depth look of that C-shaped continent that we saw

on the other map that he drew. This is another one that he also did make to add more detail to this land that he has here, that he saw, but he heavily- This account is so wild. People call it Skizzagram. Skizzagram is crazy. That's exactly what it is too. This is the recently uncovered flat earth German map from World War II. So everything is making sense and they're putting it out there for us to figure out.

Someone wrote that. And perhaps they are using it to give us hints of where they actually travel to after the war. You can see that's Africa right there. So Europe would be right above. It looks a little bit different. of where they actually travel to after the war. You can see that's Africa right there, so Europe would be right above. It looks a little bit different, but maybe they all escape. Look at this chick. Honestly, I'm sick of them keeping this a secret if it's true. Here we are stuck in the inner earth like a pack of peasants. This is boring. Can we do something else? This is boring can we do something else? Oh

She's nuts I can fix her what she's yeah. Yeah, but she's fun Can I do something else? No, great. We're having a fun time Really? You're really killing the vibe dude the the earth wall look at look at and he's all buff and shit. He works out and shit No, yeah, that's That's pretty gay dude if you're Talking about ice walls and you throw in a selfie of yourself. You got a step. Oh This this account is wild. It's some help buddy. I agree with the kid You don't like ice wall flat earth stuff? Shut up Jose.

Yeah, CF Kevin I bet she fucks. Yeah totally. Oh yeah. You could talk about something else. You couldn't talk about anything and step that. Except, okay, how about this. Conor McGregor is going to fight Logan Paul. When?

I'm curious what fight they're going to fight. Yeah, I'm curious what they're going to fight at., I'm curious what they're gonna fight at. It's weird. First I saw it's a $500 million fight. They're each getting $250. Now I'm hearing it's a $250 million fight. It's some family in Mumbai. Conor McGregor issues mysterious response to further tease Logan Paul exhibition boxing

match. McGregor certainly acting as if he'll be boxing Logan Paul in India. The UFC superstar who hasn't competed in the octagon in nearly four years claimed earlier this month that before he returns to the UFC competition, he's actively pursuing an exhibition boxing match against the WWE star, claiming he is in preliminary agreements with the Ambani family. I guess they're worth 96 billion. The December 17th social media posts seem to be the end of things, but an unconfirmed report from fightbook MMA on Sunday says that the bout is to take place at

What want walk EAD Stadium in Mumbai with each fighter expected to make an astronomical? 250 million dollars Heideck What? Dude, I'm doing the news to be honest. Yeah That's what I like. My favorite side of you. If?

Yes? Conor McGregor. Yes? Didn't retire that long? Mm-hmm. He would kill whatever his name is. Logan Paul. You think?

Yep. But it's a boxing match. It's not MMA. Stand up only I think Boxing this is boring so boring. You don't like boxing. I like boxing boxing school. You don't like boxing. No, I You can't you can barely get knocked out No, the on Bonnie family most notably a Mukesh on Bonnie has a net worth of over 96 billion Certainly has deep enough pockets to pull an event of this magnitude

Listen to this the Ambani family most notably Mukesh that must be the dad Yeah, hmm. It's his money That sounds familiar The matter saying the only way he would face McGregor's is if Dana White and UFC were at the negotiating table Interesting. All right. I'll definitely I'll definitely watch that I'll pay better than the Tyson fight I'll pay the hundred and twenty nine dollars to watch that hundred twenty nine dollars I don't know whatever the whatever the pay review is. I'm paying that shit that's for sure. Hi, Nick. What? Find me the tattoo quick. I'm really begging you please. What tattoo? Oh my god. So, the Karn McGregor one. Oh okay I'll

get it for you. Whatever you want you're're my favorite kid. Let's see, I'm going to have to process that in my brain. Hold on, I'm picking up something wrong. Oh, you got two favorite kids. Wait, wait, I think I got one more. I think he's a little ss, um, ruh. He's 10, but he's a little um um he's 10 but he's a little semi-retarded yeah and your older brother semi-retarded you had a semi-retarded toe oh yeah see I'm picking it up yeah oh it's all the yeah favorite kids. Oh, Juan's a little. Listen, the semi-retarded kid needs special care.

Extra life. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Listen carefully to this. I want you to process this. This is important for you to hear this, okay? Yeah.

Okay, listen. Listen to this. Is it possible that all these members of Congress are worth millions of dollars on a salary of just 174,000? I'll give you a hint. It's not speaking fees. They do it by trading stocks. Let me give you an example. Back in November, I noticed that Congresswoman Debbie

Wasserman bought shares in a company called Viasat. For those who don't know, Viasat is a satellite internet provider who also happens to do a ton of business with the US military. Now, the reason this stood out to me at the time is because Debbie Wasserman isn't just your average Congresswoman. She just so happens to sit on the House Subcommittee on Military Construction. What this means is that she sits on closed door meetings learning about all sorts of new military contract discussions that are completely closed off to the public. The fact that she bought shares in Viasat, a major defense contractor, while attending these meetings told me that maybe she knows something about Viasat that we don't. And sure enough, fast forward just one month later, NASA announced a $4.82 billion contract

for low Earth orbit satellites in which one of the companies awarded was, yep, you guessed it, Viasat. And since I made that post about Debbie buying Viasat in November, shares are up more than 40%. Now, I wish I could say that this was an isolated incident, but the truth is this happens all the time. And it's the reason that until they outlaw trading in Congress, you should be tracking what they're buying and selling because maybe they know something that we don't. To track Congress trades and government contracts, check out QuiverQuant, where I track it all

live. I can't believe they let that guy around still to make programs and siphon information from congressional trades That's a good account to follow. I made a 20% following him on a thousand dollars Wow. Oh Yeah, I need to get into that too I always follow it but I'm always a little bit too late Heidi what? You know the knot you're talking about in my in my the back of my shoulder I do It it it it won't let me move my arm as much as my right. Oh

You've lost some mobility No, it's just this left. I can't do that much stuff. My right arm can do this But I left arm can't well if I go like this It kind of hurts There's definitely a knot there's definitely a knot in your back Call her. Hi No, hello. Hey Hey, is that Ari? Yeah Call her hi. No. Hello. Hey Hey, is that Ari? Yeah

What's up Ari? Hey, um Good job making me proud. Oh go on. Sorry. I Just started listening. So this might be probably a super health topic, but it was something I wanted to talk about last week with the whole World Fitness Project. Do you mind if I shift to that for a second? No, please go ahead. The one more at Fitness League. I'm excited about it.

Well, so here's my one thing. It sounds like they're trying to like fit into the CrossFit schedule. And in my experience, if you're trying to start something new, and you're already trying to like play second fiddle, it's, it's really not good. And I think one thing that Greg did really well is he was always like, we're gonna do what what we're going to do. And we don't give a fuck about anything else. Um, and everything that I see that tends to grow and get a really strong following has that kind of mentality where you're not going to like make concessions for anything else.

You're just going to, you're going to do what you're going to do. You're going to be extremely strong gonna do what you're gonna do. You're gonna be extremely strong in your values and you're not gonna like try to see you know you get what I'm saying and so I think that's really bad. What do you mean they're making concessions for CrossFit? What do you mean by that? I'm not sure I'm following that. No, concessions isn't the right word. What I'm trying to say is it sounds like they're trying to fit their season in to and make it doable with CrossFit's competitive season. Um, whereas if they were really, really, if they really believed in what they

were doing, I don't think that they would take CrossFit's competition season into consideration whatsoever. I think they would just lay out what they think. I don't think they are, dude. I don't think they are. I thought that that was one of their things is like like you're going to be able to do both. Maybe but just think of it this way right so here here comes uh we're I would say we're entering the season right like just if you bear with me January 1 let's say that we've entered the new CrossFit

game season right so the news is starting to come out information and then very soon we're gonna have the open let's say like in eight weeks right seven weeks when will that be let's say the end of or in December February sometime sometime in March the open will come around I think that's why they're shit their shit starting so I mean even if they miss weekends even if like they're they're on different weekends I think it's they basically have three live events and let's say three virtual events. They have six events while CrossFit's also gonna do

six or seven semi-finals, the open, the in-person, the in-affiliate semi-finals, which is, it's weird to call it online since it has to be in-person at a affiliateate and then the games I don't know. I hear what you're saying I totally hear what you're saying, but if I was them I would have put it on the other side of the calendar Well, okay, so first of all that's true that I'm completely misinformed I'm open your perspective. I'm like hearing it. I'm not like just shooting it down. I'm just like, yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe they're trying to do a balancing act. That's too much.

Maybe they're like caring to put it on different weekends, but they also want it when all the energy is in the space with people competing. Fuck. I don't know. I know this. You can't, you can't find like one, one year it's, there's not enough competitions. The next year, it's too many competitions. One year it's, there's not enough competitions, the next year it's too many competitions, one year it's there's not enough fans, one year it's that they want more live events. Like there's nothing consistent

coming out of the space at all. Like from, they just spin the narrative any way they want that suits them to make them happy. I think that the big topic that no one's talking about is that it's just gonna be too many events for the athletes. But for some reason they're on this kick where like, hey, we can do a lot, but they can't do a lot. It's too fucking hard. Well, yeah, I agree with that. That's a whole another thing where it just it seems like the athletes love like it is not perfect for them, then it's someone else's

fault. But yeah, that's like an overall theme. But I don't know. I guess where I was coming from really is I, uh, I swam in high school for a really, really good program and, uh, they're really good coach. And when he took over the team, a lot of the swimmers on the team, this is before I was there, uh, they would do like a travel team. They would practice with the travel team and then they would just show up to the high school teams meets. And then this new coach came in and said, fuck you guys. If you aren't practicing with us every single day, you're on the team. I don't care how good you are. Right. And they lost a bunch of people. They got down to eight kids on the team, but he stuck to his guns and eventually people started buying into his system. And then by the time I was

on the team, we, we want to stay state championship we had like 45 kids on the team and I just thought that that was a big piece of it is that he was willing to say fuck it I don't care if we lose all of our best guys but we're gonna do exactly what we're gonna do we're not gonna try to fit in with anyone else's schedule make anybody happy and guess who is doing that well I think World Fitness Project is doing it but you tell me who's doing it CrossFit is doing it Cross Well, I think World Fitness Project is doing it, but you tell me who is doing it. I mean CrossFit is doing it. CrossFit is like, fuck you, I don't care.

Oh yeah, yeah, no, that's what I mean. CrossFit has always done that. And I love that shit. Yeah, it's so funny. I was just reading on one of Hiller's posts today. Someone's like, hey, CrossFit HQ doesn't care about the athletes. Someone's like, well, they better. It's like, no, they better.

It's actually the opposite. They better not at all. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's like it's like, it's like you shouldn't care about black affiliates. You shouldn't care about Asian affiliates. You shouldn't care about white affiliates. You shouldn't care about athletes.

You shouldn't care about like you better not. You better not be caring about any of that dumb shit. Better fucking be focused on fucking curing the world's most vexing problem and having the greatest GPPing the world's most vexing problem and having the greatest GPP program the world has ever seen and continue to just hammer that like fuck you. We don't care It's the greatest general physical preparedness System in the world with the and you better remember the diets at the bottom of the pyramid and And all that and like and other than that like you better not be worried about any of that other fucking shit.

Dude, yes. People miss that piece about leadership so much. It's like, you don't want your leaders to be thinking about that. You really don't. I know you think you do, but when you extrapolate that out and you start playing that out,

it doesn't work out the way you think it's gonna. Yeah. You know, they'll do that with Hollywood movies they'll like make three different endings and then play them to crowds of people and see which ending they like the most and that's the move that's the one they'll release you run a business like that that's fucking doing anything real that depends on authenticity you're fucked yeah yeah hey I saw I saw an agent the other day. Someone sent me a screenshot of an agent who posted on someone on an athlete's account. I'll give you a follow if you give me a follow.

What is this, Myspace? I'm just like, what the fuck? What is wrong with these fucking people? These people live in a world that like, they live in the most shallow fucked up world ever. They're never going to find happiness. They're never going to be successful. Their shit's always going to be fucking crumbling around them. It's just basically, they're just whores.

I wanted to ask the agent, I wanted to post so bad. It was a male agent. I wanted to write so bad. Do you have a deal like that with your wife too? Is that what it's like with your wife? Right. I would be more coming to pull it up the kids here. No, don't pull it up I don't want to hate on them because they hate on the poor guy Yeah, I mean it was over it was over in threads I was gonna ask pound them but it was in threads and I just have a I'm not going I'm not like I'm fine with Instagram I'm not doing any other social media like tick tocks or threads or well actually I've started doing Twitter But yeah, you're right you're right there's no

You're talking you're talking about like brand value. I'm talking about just being who you are and sticking to your guns You're talking about like brand value. You're talking about just being who you are and sticking to your guns. You're talking about building brand value. Yeah, brand value, yeah. And I don't know, it just sounded like World Fitness Project was already kind of like happy to take second place. Maybe I'm wrong, but if I were them, I would rather have a super shitty first year

but do exactly the way you want it than to try to like, I don't know, get a couple good athletes and play second fiddle to the CrossFit games and try to grow it that way. I think you're setting yourself up for failure to do that. I remember when I was a kid, Mercedes came out, like, I don't know,

it was in my teens and Mercedes came out with an affordable car and I thought, that's stupid. And I never looked at Mercedes the same ever since. Right. Yeah. Just yeah exactly. I mean at the end of the day, it's got to be who you are and let the fucking value speak for itself. Hey good job. You drove my kid out of the room. Good job. Now the show can be R-rated again. My bad. My bad. I respect that kid, by the way. He's just sitting there absolutely chilling. Yeah, he's a good dude.

All right. Thank you. Yeah, for sure. Have a good one, guys. Thank God someone called in. Ladies and gentlemen, this could have been our President of the United States of America. I present to you Kamala Harris talking about school buses. No exhaust, no diesel smell, the bus has wifi, and even USB outlets next to every seat. I mean come on imagine. God damn it at what time do you shut the fuck up?

Oh my god. What? Oh my god. What? That's the USB outlet. Now listen, if she would have said they had USB-C outlets next to every seat, I'd have been like, all right, bitch, now you're talking. Now you're talking. USB-C, all right, that's the good shit.

All right, yeah, we got lightning cables, it's sick. It's awesome. No, regular little USB outlets. My RV has USB outlets. Shit. It's not that cool. Yeah. Thank you.

Well said. Wouldn't it be crazy if someone died during the Wilmore fitness project? I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Don't cancel me. I didn't say it. Damn, Natalie, chill. I didn't say it I didn't say don't cancel me I didn't say damn Natalie chill I didn't say it they they still have a USB still at the airport to the airport just got USB like they barely have enough stations to charge phones at, as it is. By the time they got USB, USB-C was in here.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. No, hey listen, the thing is, none of the other events can do wrong. You have to know that. None of the other events can do wrong. You have to know that. None of the other events can do wrong. Like it doesn't matter, do you know what I mean? It doesn't matter like. No, I don't.

So like if you're at Wadapalooza and you're rowing and your head hits the fucking bleachers behind you, it doesn't matter. Like no one cares about the other events. No one's upset about the judging at the other events. No one cares at high rocks if like, if the wall ball is really a push press like no one like it doesn't matter the only the only event that's put under any scrutiny is the best event in the world and there is no second place and it's the CrossFit Games and

So you just think that it's not the CrossFit Games everything is just expected to be a shit show So they just don't care anymore Or they just look the other way They just look the other way and in rogue and rogue it's kind of cool cuz bill and Katie it's theirs They could just be like hey, shut the fuck up. Don't come back mmm But I mean even I mean there yeah, I don't think they think like that though. I think Bill and Katie probably Feel more pressure than they need to from the athletes. I don't think they think like that though. I think Bill and Katie probably feel more pressure than they need to from the athletes.

I don't think that there's any pressure on anyone. They run such a tight shift there. Yeah, that's true. Like there's shits. There's not much to complain about. The only thing that was ever funny about Rogue was that judge that was like in lane 5 or 7 that one year. That was awesome. And I'm glad that happened. The super strict judge. Yeah, yeah. It was only her lane. Yeah.

Like every, everyone in that lane, it took last place for an entire event. And then, and then it's the same thing too. It's like, um, uh, the cra I think Hiller or someone called the judge out or we called the judge out and people like, you can't call that judge out. Yeah. Things gonna, it's not like Columbia. It's not like they're gonna kill the ref app as he leaves the stadium. We just docks the judge.

How dare you? That judge has a family. Yeah. All right, I'm done. That shit to to do today. It's sunny here. Oh nice. You just walk past people with kids, I'd be like haha you're like sucks. And that's true now. I'm not kidding. I was at the airport the other day. I'm taking a piss because this guy needs to take a shit. He got like a five-year-old kid with him what do you do with that kid you can't just leave him in the middle of the airport you can't even leave a bag so what do you

do with this child I'll tell you what this dude did he brought the kid inside the stall with them non-handicapped with the tight squeeze tight tight squeeze and the kids just start screaming dad I want to watch you poop and you can hear them fighting like you can hear that dad's like it's cool it's fine come on we're traveling remember mom said this was gonna be fine come on big boy stuff say it back big boy stuff big boy stuff and the kid wasn't out he's like dad I want to poop! And then you can hear them fighting for the lock. You can hear the lock. You can hear the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- back of his kid's t-shirt and I was like no one told me about this

I don't know about that how is that not know I used to hey fuck that hey that's That's reality dude. No way dude. That's reality dude. No, I can't, no way. Once a month one of my kids is like, I don't want to be in there with you taking shit. I'm like, you wait outside. They're like, fuck. With all these fucking weirdos at the bathroom at the beach. No way. Yeah look, Jeremy knows, try being in one of those stalls with three boys and three suitcases You're better off leaving your kids out like this Look at I have to do that all the time. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's just way it is Dude, there you'd be better off leaving your kid by themselves in the airport than your suitcase

Like somebody would come faster to get your suitcase. So then if you left your child out there, you'd be like, Oh, is there just traveling on their own? Fuck that dude. No way. Uh, fucking high school stalls. Don't even have doors. Can't take a shit in privacy. This dude's in high school. Ramblers like high school. What high school are you going to where they don't have doors on the stalls? They didn't have doors on my stalls at my school either

Well, you went to high school 50 years ago. Yeah, and taking a shit at school was a no. Oh, yeah No way. Yeah, no way shit at school. I Take one first thing in the morning and then if I have to I hold it for the entire day And then as soon as I get home, I'm blowing up the toilet The funniest thing is when they freak out because it smells bad. Oh, yeah Dude imagine their shit Fucking wiping their ass last night. I did something crazy. So, you know, I've just been eating steaks and persimmons. Yeah, and I have this protein powder of that. I put in the kids smoothie. Sometimes it's just way, you know I mean it has no flavor or nothing

Okay. Yeah So I take a big scoop of that So so Greg was in town right yesterday When he left town, he's like Hey go clear out my fridge. I got so much stuff in there. It's crazy. And I go there and there's three gallons, one gallons of whole milk in there. I bring them home. And last night it's like 10 30 at night.

I'm like locking up the house, flipping up the couch cushion so the dog doesn't get on them, setting my alarm on my phone and shit. And I'm like, fuck, I'm going to go big. I've been so good. So I pour myself a whole pint of whole milk and I put a giant heaping scoop of this protein powder in there and I stirred up The fork or spoon I drink that shit down

Probably like three in the morning my wife and my whole bedroom just smells like someone took a shit in there My god and then this morning my like someone took a shit in there. Oh my god. And then this morning when I took a shit, it was like first the steak shit came out like just like a rock. Just a solid log. Yeah just a dry rock. And then I had a cup of coffee and then I felt some rumbling. And do you ever take a shit and you're like, it comes out in such thick sludge. It's like epoxy. And you're like, I don't think this one's going to like, it seals the opening. It's just, it's not going to flush. It's like, it looks like someone, you know, you know, the spackling blades,

it looks like someone like just put a fucking big dollop of spackling over the hole of your toilet. like just put a fucking big dollop of spackling over the hole of your toilet. Yes. And I'm, and I'm looking down at it. It's like, fuck dude, I didn't, I feel sorry if my wife has to plunge this toilet when I'm on the show. I mean, yeah, the never ending wife. That is, that's the fucking worst. I have to, I have to use a fucking, you know, those lice combs.

I have to use a lice comb on my butt hairs to get all the poop out. That's fucking disgusting. Anyway, it went down. I was, I was, was I was I was happy it went down with the flush I mean I didn't put it got us that one for sure got a flush and then toilet paper and then another flush I was happy it went down, but I was also a little disappointed That would have been hilarious you Haley were texting during. He's like you better come fix this Think you need to go to the hospital Yeah. No way, dude. Sean, I don't want to... What brand of toilet paper is that?

This turns red for you. Are you choosing paper towels or sandpaper? I don't think that kind of paper... I don't think that exists, dude. You should get some... What's that stuff called you put on cuts? Neosporin? Yeah, some Neosporin. Yeah, you're gonna need that dude.

Just squirt a tube of Neosporin in there. That's gnarly. Oh god. What's a minge? My wife's m minge does is that a kind of food? Now I think he's talking about his wife's pussy Oh, jeez Uh slang in commonwealth english, it's a vulgar term for the female. Uh, yeah Wow

Female genitals or genitals or pubic hair? God you guys can't say anything fucking nasty You guys are so proper. Even your dirtiest word isn't even vulgar. Jesus. All right. Okay, one more. Let me see if, let me see if,

let me see what this one is. And I gotta go inside. The putty knife thing is crazy Hey listen, it's not easy being funny at 7 a.m Okay, here we go Say what? What about it what have. What about it? Boom, boom, boom. What about it? What about it?

It's not funny. So you telling me how to play my music? You trying to tell me how to play my music? I love it. Oh, you like it? What I'm listening to there? Yeah, so play it louder. Please.

If God said it, hit me. It's a devil come out. Yeah, so play it louder. Let's play a little game. What color is the guy in the car that we can't see? Asian, Mexican, black. I'll let you listen one more time. Say what? The beat that you have. What about it? What about it? What about it?

It sounds funny. So you're telling me how to play my music? You trying to tell me how to play my music? Oh you like it? What I'm listening to there? If God said it, it'd hit me If the devil come out Literally, literally It's a pain in the ass Brother, cuz they pop it, you don't need a D- Hmm, yes. Uh, she- Olivia says it's a white boy. Wow. Mmm...

I don't know, for some reason- What about it? For some reason, I just think he's black. What about it? What about it? She's even got her hand out she's feeling it. Yeah, she's she's probably a little little schwaisted. No. No, Jeremy, uh not staged No way that's his mom. Oh, the internet. All right. We're all the cultures mixed together as one. All right.

It's Monday. I don't even know if I do guests anymore anymore I'm in like a non-guest phase We do guests anymore Tomorrow nobody Wednesday Greg Tuesday nobody Okay. Tuesday, nobody. Thursday, nobody. Friday, nobody. Saturday, kill Taylor.

That's it. Sick. Let's get Hiller and Hunter on tomorrow. Okay. I want to do that. That could be fun. Yeah, let's see. I'll send a text. Hiller and Hunter.

Good idea. Thank you, David. You could be my agent. Hunter. Do you got... Oh, here. I would love to get the band back together. Show tomorrow. I would love to get the band back together.

Show tomorrow. Please. Okay. Only for a follow, yeah. If I follow you, will you follow me? Follow for follow, Like for like. Yeah. All right.

PC for PC. Picture comments or picture comment. D for a P. D for a P. Oh. Oh, Folo. I don't know what happened to Folo. We invited her on and then I don't know what happened to her. I wish you get Folo on We invited her on and then I don't know what happened to her.

We should get Folo on. Yeah, that'd be cool. I tried to get Josh on. I think I can text Josh again. I don't think he's, um, uh, uh, I don't think he's, I don't know what happened. We, I think we were, we were ass pounding his agents so much, um, from lab management. Um, Rick Flair and, and Coop are just getting destroyed. He's ass pounding his agents so much from lab management. Rick Flair and Coop are just getting destroyed. And so maybe...

Let me see. Josh, are you coming on this week or ever again? I don't know. I mean, I don't, I don't have any evidence of that. I don't think Josh has ever cared in the past when we as pounded his team Hello hello How are you guys doing? Oh good Hey, this is that okay, I've been hearing about you guys you guys are bringing pieces, you know I think we're bringing what piece then you guys are shaking peace to the Middle East peace to the world, man Thank you. That's really yeah. Yeah. Hold Middle East. Peace to the world, man. Thank you. Peace to the Middle East, any word, man.

Yeah, hold on one second. Hold on one second. Wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on, I'm reconnecting you. We had a little pop. Okay, go ahead.

Go ahead at homeboy, Essay. Hello? What's up? What's up? Yeah, what's going on, man? You working out today? Yeah, I got a question. Working out today? What you mean? Yeah, are you gonna work out today? Like, are you gonna get are you gonna go to the gym? No, man, I'm not working out today. It's LeBron's birthday, right? Is it really LeBron's birthday? You gotta take a day off or you gotta throw something on the grill, my man. All right.

Okay. What's your question? It is LeBron's birthday. Yeah. Yeah. My question. I have my son here, right? He's kind of autistic and he's gay.

Uh huh. Well, I don't know if he's gay, man. I've been trying to see like, he's weird, man. He like plays with Power Rangers and shit. Yeah. Yeah. So I wouldn't understand like, you guys give me like, I don't know what to do. Today's call is like, I don't like plays with Power Rangers and shit. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't understand like, you guys give me like,

I don't know what to do with today's culture. Like the kids are weird, man. They're weird. Like they're Democrats, bro. Like the children are becoming Democrats. No, socially, socially aid, aidify. They got AIDS, bro. You know what I'm saying?

Yes, I'm with you 100%. This is what I would recommend for the Power Rangers. Take them into the backyard and give your son a Jar of a bottle of lighter fluid and a match And Yeah, and then you call me you're the guy and you call it Um, and then you give him a little history lesson like, you know, like hey

You talked to and then you tell him about what happened in the New York subway last week What the hell happened oh I see okay Okay, okay What's his name what's his name Jose hi What's his name? Hello? What's his name? Jose, hi. Jose.

His name is Mahendez. Mahendez. Mahendez. Mahendez. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good.

Jose, can you stop? Shut the hell up. Hey, what are you doing in here? Hey, hey, hey, hey, get your hands out of here. Wait a second. Can I ask you a question? You're so stupid. You're so stupid.

You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid. Shut the hell up. Hey, what are you doing in here? Hey, hey, hey, get your ass out of here. Wait a second, can I ask you a question? Your son's name is Mahendez? Mahendez, yes. So the Mexicans are now doing what the Blacks do? They're just taking any good old Mexican name and just switching the letters around however the fuck they want? Mahendez?

It's Mendes, motherfucker! You're diluting the culture. Listen man, Mendez is too much man. I can't do it. You're being influenced by other cultures. He's half American, half black. He's half Mexican, half black. Half retarded. This is mom, man.

You know, she's always causing problems. Anyway, for Lebron's birthday, I wanted to hoop with my son, but he is a left libertarian Democrat. I'm sorry. I don't know. He just plays with Power Rangers. You guys got to help me out. Like like seriously. I'm very sorry about that first of all LeBron I'm not a huge fan of LeBron James

Who you a fan of I don't know myself I Like to wear I like to wear a jersey with my name on it What's your name man it. What's your name, man? Sevan. What's your name? My name is Gribon Dish. Gribon? Gribon.

All right. My name is Mimandiz. Hey, thank you for calling. Please call back and let us know how things work out with your son. I think that you can add a lot of valuable information to the show. I think there's a lot of men out there who have gay sons, autistic sons. Go bond these nuts, niggas! That's the same guy that was beaten off for the record for 24 hours, I think.

Was that did he call him to the show? Yeah, he called in like a few days ago and he said that he was gonna he him and his buddy were trying to have the record for most most times jacked off in 24 hours. He's very eclectic in his taste. Mahendez. What kind of name is Mahendez? Ruining Mexican names. Alright.

I will see you guys later. I don't know what later means. Maybe Dave's going to do a weekend review today and I'll come back on and do the review of the weekend review. I'll talk to you guys later. Caleb, thanks for coming on. Love you guys. Bye bye.