The Sevan Podcast - REVIEW of TDC Week in Review 05/27/24

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

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No. It's good. Holy shit. I didn't see your soundboard. Oh, yeah. Shit. Wow.. I didn't see your soundboard. Oh, yeah, shit, wow. I wonder what other crap you can see. Spade? No, yeah.

Olive oil? Dick? Chocolate dick? The old chocolate dick. Bam, we're live! How was your trip home? Good. Just a trip. How many times trip home? Good Just a trip How many times have you flown? Like a buttload?

Yeah Do you count them? No The most trips One time I was visiting I was doing this project in India And I did 19 flights in 27 days That was kind of crazy

Does that count like round trip like there and back? No, just around India. That sucks. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Another time I did this thing where I went to three different countries on different spots on the globe

and I circled the globe with flights like over like a two week period. before we got on i was looking up how you would take a tesla across the country and it maps out charging stations so that's kind of what you did but with flights yeah i spent like five days filming starving kids in one continent then five kids starving kids for five days in another continent and then another continent well i think i i want to say i did something fucking nuts like i don't want to say one time i flew like from africa to

south america how did you fly around the earth though because like coach i flew coach that's when i flew coach i flew coach dan alexis flew first. Oh, that's nice. You're a good dude. You know, there were dudes pimping your chicken there. Absolutely. She sent me a picture of the food that she got up there. She's a good dude. The whole weekend I was avoiding anything that I was considering not food because of how disgusting people are on airplanes.

They can't move, dude. It pisses me off. You mean just obese people can't move on the plane that they're obese it's that they're decrepit decrepit right right hey then you're right you're right and it's not it's not like an old adios they can help me the suitcase it's someone then they're like between our age and they just can't manage themselves or anything around them it's it's sad uh someone saidbi, your camera's different. What happened is, I don't know what the fuck is going on,

but, oh, maybe it's because it's on my black magic. Hey, thanks, Barclay. No. Because, look, this is the way it looks. My camera's like, this is like one of my cameras. Stupid.

Stop extra camera. And then this is my other camera. I don't know why, but it's doing... It's just black. But it's on. Anyway, I came in here late. I'm worked. I'm so worked.

I'm worked. I'm so worked. I'm brain dead from the drive home. Did you turn on where it follows you around the screen? No, can you have that? Yeah, I don't know how to. I don't know how to set it up though. My house was so clean when I came home. My wife's awesome.

God, the house was clean. Your house is usually pretty clean, which is shocking considering the three little boys. Yeah. Thank you. I wouldn't have ever thought that. I wouldn't have thought it would have been destroyed either, but it was clean. Cleaner than other houses with three dudes, that's for sure. Four dudes.

Four dudes. Hey, are you going? Did you have fun this weekend? Yeah. It's cool, right? Yeah. Are you going to Knoxville? Probably not. weekend yeah it's cool right yeah are you going are you going to knoxville probably not do you think though but like your opinion on it will like ebb and flow as you feel throughout the week

yeah right now i'm probably like 80 percent no and uh it's but maybe but tomorrow i could ask you and it could be 80%. Yes. Couldn't it? Like it could probably be at best 60%. Yes. Patrick Rios wants you to come. You ever see that Donald Trump thing where it's like, I'm not going to come. Oh yeah. That's great.

I'm not going to. You think Taylor's actually more of that hat this weekend? Yeah, I do. I think he's in a baby out no no barkley dude they had him on sale there there was a born primitive booth you could have gotten a pair what with those shorts i wear i bring them to every competition it's also my softball uniform those little shorts oh shit, shit. The Weekend Review is... Oh, those Gene ones.

Yeah. The Weekend Review is 20 minutes long, for fuck's sake. It's all right. 1.25 speed. Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't watched it. I've been waiting. Good on, Dave.

I'm not sure why people say you can't accept criticism Really enjoyed watching the CrossFit Games Dave definitely appreciate you always taking the time to make these No idea why so much attacking you here Thankful to have you Dave Oh shit people are chugging Dave's cock after this one I think he took an ass pounding last week right He did Kick the dog last week hug him this

week yeah don't don't mess with me dude yeah don't mess with him don't mess with me i'm making more videos than your entire media team you can't mess with me you kidding tomorrow i did that what'd you say i kind of threw some shit at his media team. Oh, you did? What about him? Last week I did. I was like, hey dude, your entire YouTube channel got 800,000 views last year. Mine has 500,000 and 600,000 this month.

Yeah, yeah. Is that really true? Their entire YouTube had 800,000 views? Yeah. The CrossFit channel had 800,000 views last year year i think in the last year between spotify itunes and youtube i have 12 million views last in the last 365 days wait a minute i think you does that include downloads on the podcast or no yeah that's what i mean i think it's like 12 million total between all the different ways that people can.

What did you say? I bet you got more than that. Maybe I'm wrong. But I did see, but like you're right, I did see our numbers last week or last month. And we're pretty much neck and neck. And it's 600,000 just for the month. God, Patrick Rios is so good i was i wonder i wonder if they see the shit he's making us every day and they regret firing him i don't think they see shit dude oh and i say

first of all before we move past rios it was cool watching him work yeah you saw him like pick a song and then he kind of got to work throwing clips with together with it yeah it was cool and then him and brand got to work throwing clips together with it. Yeah. It was cool. And then him and Branstad are chucking some ideas back at each other. How'd you do that? How do you do this? I don't know, man. I lock onto this strap on the rings.

Hey, for those of you who trip on Taylor or just what it's like being around him or just accepting people, there's things you need to know too like like will branstetter doesn't swear and like he's a fucking devout christian like he doesn't even look at girls and bikini pics and and john young is a devout christian and um i think me and hillar are like devout atheists and um taylor's completely fucking complete potty mouth anything goes and some of us are old and some of us are young sorry some of us are old and some of them are young and um some of us are uh like we're we accept each other it's just it's a it's a motley crew i guess that's the values we all have we accept each other

we're not like not being friends with each other because of some of the reasons that people like don't like certain ones of us but we all get along um and it's a great lesson for anyone who's having issues with anyone in the group it's like hey man we all accept each other i don't think john young enjoys like hanging out while we talk about labias whale labias yeah or any labias um probably not anyway halpin text me he likes colton i i i think i knew that he likes colton yeah halpin likes colton halpin likes colton halpin likes colton halpin likes Colton. Halpin likes Colton. Halpin likes Colton. Halpin likes Colton.

What is it, like Beetlejuice? And then Halpin's going to pop onto the screen? I just figured because yesterday I was just really like tripping on that. I thought he didn't like Colton. I just, you know, I don't want to misrepresent. Halpin likes Colton. Halpin likes Colton. I want to like give it its fair amount of airtime.

You know why Halpin and Taylor get into it? It's because they're on opposite ends of the emotional spectrum. Taylor's super up and at them, and Halpin's just super laid back and just says stuff. Right? So Taylor reads that as, oh, you don't like Colton, I think. He just says stuff, and especially when it's written so I think Taylor will read some of the chats out helping to put out there's no tone to it and you can assume a tone

with the way things are worded and you get the Taylor law fired up it's funny I'm trying to remember what it was like when um I used to communicate with help and more but I felt like that a lot of times we were communicating, maybe we weren't communicating. When we were attempting to communicate. Like when we were communicating, my message wasn't getting to him and his message wasn't getting to me.

Like we were both, I would be talking about a chocolate bar and he'd be talking about a i'd be talking about a chocolate dick he'd be talking about a chocolate bar and then what we were both looking at was actually a tennis ball like i just thought there were misses i can't think of any examples but i just remember it was uh communication was i mean i enjoyed it it was weird but it was weird i remember it being a little weird you're one of the crossfit games this weekend i don't have any wi-fi it was yeah yeah yeah maybe that's it i can hear that thing it's like a little squirrel imagine the guy the the highest moment in the entire weekend you should probably talk about this tomorrow. No, no, no.

The highest moment in the entire weekend was Colton doing that touch and go snatch. And then the lowest moment in the whole weekend was when he didn't get it. Like, you could feel the whole stadium, right? Uh-huh. It's like just hurt. And it was all experienced by one guy. What a fucking life.

Roller coaster. Yeah, I i mean that's a rich life dude that's it that's that's it i mean just i mean that's his life dude that that's a that's a that's a broad swath he's he's pretty lucky he's pretty fortunate and and it just gives him more time to fuck around with us now that's right that's what all i was thinking i was like oh god taylor going this week for kill taylor we got to give him shit to do see if we can fucking uh um do you think colton merns is the fittest i know sorry i'm gonna process your question do you think colton merns is the fittest guy? Sorry, I'm going to process your question. Do you think Colton Burns is the fittest guy in the world

not to go to the games this year? No, that'd be Bill Leahy. Oh, right. Sorry, my bad. Second fittest. Obviously. Great work this past weekend, Seve. The team and you did great. Will there be behind-the-scenes footage filmed in Knoxville? Can't wait to see the crew especially yeah yeah will and um and rios will be doing the behind the scenes there

it'll be funny because they're because they're um definitely different than me it'll be really funny will brands that are so funny and they're young they're not old like me and i i think it'll probably be more cinematic more beautiful um and i think that probably it'll be, I'm guessing, they have such opportunity with Dallin, Hopper, and... Taylor. Danielle Brandt. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah, sorry.

And Taylor. And I think it'll be, you have to kind of guess it'll really be hunkering down on those guys. But we'll see. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Isabel Mobilian. Isabel Mobilian. If that's a real last name, Mobilian.

Is that an Armenian name or is that a joke name? It's real to me. Oh, it'll be more in focus. Oh, yeah, because my'll be more in focus. Oh yeah. Cause my shit's not in focus. Fair. Probably that too.

So this is a stupid question, but are you at all worried that they're gonna do so well that you're going to be replaced? Uh, no, that would be kind of amazing if they did do that. Um, and, and, uh no that would be kind of amazing if they did do that um and and um they were actually we were talking they're like what if we fuck it up and i'm like just i'll just make three shows of making fun of you so either way it's a win yeah here's the thing i'd like i just watched like what happened this weekend like i just watched all

my my colleagues and there's a reason there's a reason why like they'll never there there's a reason there's a reason why no they'll never be anyone better than me why they're too busy running around making sure their hair looks good yeah there's i mean i just fucking outwork everybody like like there's 30 people there if you're me there's probably people from the media team listening right now they're like what an asshole did we get any did we get any but dude it's the truth it's the truth it's the truth hey you know there was this one chick that i saw that was fucking hustling too she was that who's that chick you were with ortega oh that would be the queen no not the queen of hustle um there was this chick uh

i don't know who this chick is but she was fucking everywhere i was i felt like this bitch fucking worked. Because you had to run up and down the... I ran up and down these stairs 50 times. And you're running back and forth. It's like a three... I guess it's probably 300 yards from the stadium to the... Aaron Murphy.

Oh, Aaron Murphy. Yeah. Her and Ortega were filming a lot with James Sprague. And I saw that chick was hustling. Whole bunch of Aaron Murphy. But I'm on a whole nother fucking level. You never see me sitting down. Sporty Beth?

No, it wasn't her. I bet, I suspect, and I'm not saying that they need to work this hard either, but I, I bet you there's no one there who interviewed even a third, as many people as I did, or a fourth, a fourth, I'd go 25.

I'd say 25%. I saw something on Instagram and you see what they're doing it for. They're, they're, they're doing it for stupid little Instagram clips where it's like, Hey, look at this person doing this one thing that no one knows what it's all about when there there's nothing to it.

Yeah. Tomorrow's show is going to be great. I'm going to do a whole thing on media tomorrow. Are you around tomorrow morning? You want to come on with me? Yeah. What time? 7am 7am.

Should be. I'm going to pull up some of those clips that you and I've been talking about that I think are huge misses. Cool. Oh, Anthony. I think I was on screen more on the live feed than Bill Leahy already. You may have been. You may have been.

All right. You guys ready to fucking party? Okay. Oh, I'm going to turn my mic down a little, maybe, so you guys can hear Dave. Dave Castro, we can review. Shit. 527.24.

If you guys don't remember, last week it was him and Hiller were tussling. Okay, here we go. Monday, May 27th, 2024. This weekend on Friday. 1.25 time. I went to the semifinal down in Carson. It was really cool being back there. Such a great venue.

Such a cool location. Was Dave good to you? Yeah. And Carson, it was really cool being back there. Such a great venue. Such a cool location. Obviously. Dave, was Dave good to you? Yeah. Yeah, he was so good to me. Isn't that typical of you and he? Yeah, but it still shocks me. What would it look like if he were not good to somebody?

Well, you know what he did to me? When he went home on Sunday and he saw that I was on the floor wearing the wrong shirt he did call dylan and tell him to get me off the floor but you know like at one point he he texted me and he said come up to the uh crossfit booth and i walked in there and he introduced me and jenna hawka the new cmo i met her oh you met her too you met her yeah how was that she's nice yeah she called me on Instagram. Oh, no shit. Yeah. I thought I talked to her. I'll block me immediately. I talked to her for 30 minutes. It was a good talk. It was really cool. anyway it's just a lot of things like he would just text me and be like meet me here we would drink a coffee he would say hey i want you to meet this person he was just cool you know what i mean this weekend he did all that yeah yeah we hung out with him for probably like a couple hours throughout always filming and working but we hung out for a couple hours throughout the throughout

the weekend what does he do when he's there so was there any tension between you because you know you would think from the internet that you guys would be like kg no guys all good right hey what's up dude how are you good good did he crack any jokes at you did he like make fun of you at all i wouldn't say so did you make fun of him yeah good i tried to he seems like he's kind of loopy when he's there it doesn't really seem like he's all there he's kind of everywhere so he isn't really there what do you mean give me an example like he's just inundated um he's he when he's standing in front of you he's always doing this like he's looking for the next person to be looking at him oh yeah yeah that make any sense like he doesn't he doesn't want to be nailed down you can't really talk to him as yeah like someone who's there is who he is yeah because so many people are you know around yeah he definitely always likes a wingman so that he can be like if

someone starts asking him too many questions he can point the attention at someone else oh so he does that to you yeah i see him do that to all sorts of people like someone will walk i bet you i bet you at one point someone walked up to you guys and he said do you know who this is this is andrew hiller did that happen oh did that ever no because he said choose it and retrieve me oh yeah perfect he did yeah he did you were summ, yeah, perfect. He did? He did? You were summonsed. Yeah, that's how I get to... Yeah, he sends people to summons people to his throne. It's kind of fun.

I like being summonsed to his throne. I didn't know if it worked for Dave. Everyone works for Dave. I did not like that. Actually, the first thing I told Susan was no. Oh, really? You didn't like being summoned? He's like, hey, Dave wants to see you.

I'm like, no, I'm good. There's more to it. Legitimately, I'd been looking forward to that first event with Bill for a week plus. The time and all that. Finally, the time had come. 3, 2, 1, go. No less than 20 seconds into the event, Sousa taps me on the shoulder.

I'm like, hey, Dave wants to see you. I go, yeah, not right now. Oh, you're awesome. You're way more the shoulder. I'm like, hey, Dave wants to see you. I go, yeah, not right now. Oh, you're awesome. You're way more awesome. Then I'm like, ah, fuck. I gotta go. Oh, you're not. Then I miss a couple of those. Damn. That's fucking breaking news.

What? You left one of Bill Leahy's events because you were summoned by Dave. God. I tried to watch over the corner of the balcony while he didn't do so hot on that first one i wonder if he thought you were um loopy because you were watching because you were like looking around and looking at the event without a doubt my head was not there i was thinking about bill going at that moment damn tension must have been thick between you guys i was talking to jenna too

what'd you guys talk about was she like hey dude stop being a dick she said she watches my stuff no shit yeah and i don't think she said any of that i don't think she hears anything as bad as people might infer dude the wildest thing about hanging out of these events is everyone comes up and they go i know you're getting such a hard time. I go, dude, I've never gotten a hard time in person. Sure. Hip and steel and that dude Mike from Bergeron that you said. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Everyone was nice to me. Yeah. Has anyone ever been mean to you in person? No. Right when I got there, this chick came up to me and she goes, I'm a lesbian and me and my wife love you or me and my girlfriend. I met them. You did meet them. She gave me a big hug.

And I was like, I'm Sevan and I love lesbians. Match made. Lesbians are cool. I ended up giving my jacket away to them. My CEO jacket. No way. That's cool yeah oh travis travis travis what travis from vindicate oh yeah i pretended to punch dan guerrero you saw dan yeah i hugged him really yeah he told me he loved me i was this close to punching him in the face. About this hard, look.

And then he goes, I love you. Yeah, hey. Hi. Hey. Remember that crazy one-off jacket you made me that said CEO across the zipper and you said it was really hard to make? Could I get another one one it's my favorite jacket i don't believe you saw dan i did see dan by the bathroom i came out we hugged we were alone there was no one around it was like it was like it was like seeing

snuffleupagus it's almost like the sixth sense he wasn't really really even there. He's a he's a you know, he looks he's he's he can be related to JR he's like a lean yoked Wiry, he looks like a fight. He looks like a professional fighter lean wiry G like JR a little smaller in JR a little Mexican dude JR is lean and shredded strong features like JR Yeah, I gave it to the lesbians Not the lesbians plural to one lesbian If a genie snapped its fingers

And you could choose between Taylor's body And JR's body and it became yours Which one would you want I mean JR's body is just like a pussy magnet I mean it's just When you see Taylor with his shirt off Taylor's back is amazing Yeah he's pretty stacked

And I like Taylor's skin I love his skin I like the freckles Yeah His back is crazy Look at olivia says taylor for sure yeah taylor is uh olivia yeah that's that's tough that's tough whose skin tone do you get i guess you can choose you can mix and match it like parts like you can have jr's body of taylor's skin tone don't matter oh wait my sister's texting me what does she want oh is there an echo oh i don't know if there's an echo i don't

hear an echo i don't know a little sunburn i was worried about him all week like dude you gotta get out of the sun what What's wrong with you? He needs a Trump sombrero. I bet they make those. They make Trump everything. Okay, here we go. We have a lot of history there. And the energy and vibe from the fans and the athletes and everyone who was there is really positive and um that place uh has a special spot in our history of the crossfit games because it was the first location we went to after

the ranch and then we stayed there for a very long time i hope one day to be able to take the event back there oh there's an affiliate owner out of... It is really the best spot. Yeah, they got a really good data point right now about how many people will show up if they go back there. I think they'll sell it out if the games are there. Dude, there's no way. That'd be the worst fiscal decision of... No, dude.

Trust me. Trust me. They'll sell it out if they move the games there there's not a chance in hell man dude you don't you if they can sell it out if they don't want good good if they sell it out why because the europeans come across the freaking pile oh yeah that's fine whatever the reason is they would sell it out there was more content creators there than freaking spectators. Damn. It really is amazing. That's why they didn't give me a media pass.

They needed my 300 bucks. There would be like 11 fucking cameras on one person while Scott Tetlow is setting a personal best. So you saw what I saw. Dude, it's just crazy. I don't know what those people are doing down there. They spent more money on content creators than they did a promotion of the event. You guys are lucky to have us.

You really fucking are. Have us fucking capturing some shit and talking about some shit that not everyone else is talking about. My God. By the way, congratulations to Danny Spiegel. Fucking A. Absolutely.

Jesus Christ. I made a post about how she was squabbled below paralleliegel. Fucking A. Absolutely. Jesus Christ. I made a post about how she was squabbled below parallel and everything. She was on fire. Sixth place. Crazy. What a beast. Hey, she closes her eyes when she works out. Did you see that?

Mm-mm. Yeah, like she'll be on the bike and she'll close her eyes. Or like even I saw her running through the tunnel. I got some shots of her running through the tunnel and her eyes are closed. That's dangerous, dude. Uh, yeah, here. Oh yeah. This is, I'm telling you if you, if I still never, um, I still never believe in FOMO.

I said this yesterday. If you're not there, you did miss out. Don't you don't have the feeling of missed out. You missed out. It was really good. Which part? What are you talking about? Everything. I like the vendors. I like the competition. God awful. The competition was good. All the people there was such nice people. I held a baby there, dude. I saw that. Yeah. I held a fucking baby. You should open a Reddit account and just post that to reddit and see what happens i was like squeezing the baby i was like like it was like

charming remember my just god and that should be the sound bite over the photo that you post to reddit i was squeezing the baby i squeezed the baby it was a cute baby god i couldn't believe the lady's like we take a picture with my kid. I'm like, fucking egg, give him to me. It was a pretty new baby, like a year old, less. Tiny baby. Yeah, it was good. I thought the vendor, you didn't like the vendors?

I like the assault fitness booth. Born primitive? Dead. But it was a good booth. It wasn't anything special. It wasn't like the booths of old, if that makes any sense to you.

You mean giant booths and shit? Just like stuff going on, right? Yeah. What about the jump rope booth? The jump rope booth is good. Yeah, that was okay. How about the relight booth? The salt booth?

I wasn't really into that. Stopped at all of them. Vindicate, the poor vendors had to lose their ass with that crowd. Can't confirm that. I don't know how much it cost. Is this a real person? I made an order with CA Peptides because of you guys from Australia. $60 shipping.

I hope that gets through customs. Holy shit. Hey, I had... Is that really that person's name? Ophelia? Ophelia. No less than 10 people walked up to me and said how well the VPC-157 worked. Oh, at the event?

Uh-huh. CAPeptides.com. Then I had a couple of people walk up and they go i got a i got a laundry list of stuff i bought and i'm i haven't used it yet oh at oh sitting around um a lot of people really like the the stuff they got from the born primitive booth i saw all sorts of people excited about the shorts they got i did Bourne primitive booth. I saw all sorts of people excited about the shorts they got. Wait, did they get the jorts or the shorts?

The camo jorts. I got those. Did you buy them there? Oh. I had a gift card once. I just bought them all at once. All right. What are we doing?

Oh, I feel you, Wong. I'm real. Oh. Good picture. Yeah, great picture. That's the issue. The picture is so good. And it's like, I feel you're Wong is what it sounds like.

You're like the name is. You know, Wong is kind of like a wing. Ophelia. I believe she's's real that's a crazy name oh from overseas from europe who was recently trying to climb or he did summit mount everest and then on the descent um something happened an accident happened and he went missing. And so Daniel Patterson of Wakefield CrossFit, he is, Wakefield CrossFit is hosting fundraisers, GoFundMe for him to try to recover his body. So tragic story that really hit our community hard, especially his community out there.

So if you're able to support, check out Wakefield CrossFit's page. And is that true? A CrossFitter got lost on everest oh well holy shit family of british man missing on mount everest launching fundraising appeal for search in nepal oh my goodness experts have new concern about mount everest after missing british climbers feared dead. Really? British and Sherpa climbers go missing while descending.

Oh, dude. If you're going to go climb in Everest, you know the risk you're taking. You'd be like, I'm going to go swimming with sharks. Oh, Hitler got eaten swimming with sharks. Oh, man. But everyone's got to say hey he jumped on the water with those sharks he's yoked he looks like a crossfitter son of a bitch oh he's 40 damn oh and pen pen pastengi sherpa 23 he had one sherpa with him who was 23 they made it to the summit before 5 a.m

what does that mean um oh my god to send a search team will cost three hundred thousand dollars basically the gofundme page has already raised a hundred and000 pounds. It's like those people who get stuck cave diving, dude. Have you seen that? No, but that's not horrible. What are you doing down there? Yeah. And they got to send someone who's a good cave diver to go and get you unstuck?

You're going up instead of down. It has been reported that the climber and his guys slipped and disappeared near the South Summit. God, what about their moms dude their mom oh yeah yeah 12 people climb that mountain 12 people died last year climbing it okay so yeah i guess it is like swimming with sharks is that the number of people that swipping with sharks. Alright. When I got an airplane, I think the same thing. These things go down. God, I hope you don't die in a plane accident.

Wouldn't that be wicked? I wouldn't even feel it. That's the thing. What? You wouldn't even feel it. That's the thing about going down in a plane, right? I don't know. I always think that I'd probably be vomiting and shit first from getting dizzy in the thing about going down on a plane, right? I don't know. I always think that I'd probably be vomiting and shit first from getting dizzy and the plane going upside down.

Just make sure your seatbelt's on. Also, today's Memorial Day. Someone died a couple days ago in a plane just with bad turbulence. I assume they didn't have their seatbelt on or they were in the bathroom. Or they had a panic attack.

Oh, that too. What's going on today? I haven't done it yet. I'm going to do it this afternoon here at the ranch. If you guys have hit it, good job. If you haven't, just remember it's bigger than the workout. It's about remembering these soldiers and individuals who've made the ultimate sacrifice. So check out the Murph Challenge, murphchallenge.com or our page,

we have links to it. And if you haven't done the workout yet, you still have plenty of time to squeeze it in. Also on the note, Service Cup is coming up. So it's an online competition we're hosting with Rogue and Beyond the Whiteboard for a variety of, a number of services to include medical, LEO, fire,

veterans, active duty military, and the workouts are going to be fun. You can sign up, get a cool t-shirt. I signed up. You can beat against me again and likely beat me. So check out the service cup. So let's jump into comp. Did he explain what that was? I fucked up.

Or you can just do it. The service cup. Again, he brings it up and he says you can compete against him. I don't think he really did a good job of saying what it is. I mean, dude. What? I don't like...

Is the service cup a CrossFit event? Like the CrossFit service cup? Like, okay. Why not do a... I don't know. Like, if you really want to promote this, why not get, like, do a live pot, Dave Go Live, and say, going live with, and I don't care who you pick,

just someone big, Rich Froning, Matt Fraser, Tia, all three of them. They've never all been on a show together, right, before? Go live with all of them and have them all talk about promoting the service cup like just do something to fucking promote it how how is this their only promotion for service cup is this weird can i pull something up please that when you go to the service cup thing on the game site you have to go to the rogue website to sign up is that weird uh yeah maybe it's because let's say crossfit crossfit service cup maybe because that's the only way go ahead click on it maybe it's somehow

crossfit isn't capable of selling a shirt do you know what i mean like so maybe that's why click on that register now let me see what happens up there excuse me on the whiteboard uh scale medical professional is there a shirt oh yeah look at so there's a shirt it has to oh just keep scrolling oh men's shirt size let me see do you get you have to pay you have to pay more than $10 if you want the shirt, right? Oh, total. Okay. Yeah, I'm guessing it has to do because of that shirt. Competitive.

Medical professional. I'm going to be a... What choices do they have? Let me see what choices they have. Let me see the whole drop down. Medical professional. Educator. Military veteran. Active duty military, law enforcement officer,

firefighter, first responder, EMS responder, CrossFit trainer, affiliate owner. So you can't do this. No, I'm an educator. I homeschool my kids. Oh, are you going to do it here? I'll sign you up. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good, dude. You just gave away my age, dude. Everyone knows you're 50. Oh, two. Don't give away my shirt size.

So how many people do you think have been to this website? Seven. The six people who made it in you. James Louise. Open celebrated those who selflessly in you. James Louise. Open, celebrated those who selflessly give, serve their communities. Okay. Hey, this is what everybody wants on that Murph post. You know that Murph post?

No, sorry. The new hero workouts. Everyone's like, hey, can you do something for the medical people? Hey, can you do something for the EMS people this is this is supposedly that right i guess be in that comment section saying we we are it's called the service cup sign up here what here's here's an idea you had 20 i don't know how many you had 20 30 40 media people at the crossfit semifinals this year they were all over place. Why not make them all wear shirts that say Service Cup with the dates? I guarantee you if you walk up to them, they don't know what that is.

Like the media people? Absolutely. They don't need to know. They didn't know what? That Cole Greasaber isn't Cole Sager. They don't know anything. Oh my goodness. Tomorrow's show is going to be so so fun tomorrow we're going to talk about the media no okay sorry dave all right back to dave yeah how do i do this add to stage okay here we go we're cruising okay he's reading comments now

i suspect this is going to be about you s min. Minzy. Hiller's your biggest fan. He was crying the entire time you were in exile. I understand where you're coming from, but you're giving me a gift. This video is what he wants. Remember, keep your enemies closer. At Donna G. Hi, Dave. CrossFit fan from England.

When is CrossFit media going to sort out the live streams on YouTube? Why can't we just have one view of the whole floor? And if the media department wants to focus on an athlete, have a split screen while keeping the whole floor coverage. Why am I watching an athlete bent over lying on the floor at the end of the whole floor and if the media department wants to focus on an athlete have a split screen while keeping the whole floor coverage why am i watching an athlete bent over lying on the floor at the end of the heat when there's a race to finish the second third place etc it all gets missed across the department does a good job on floor layout etc so you know where the athlete is it gets hindered by the media coverage when you cannot see the races going on within the heat you would not see this in other sports so this debate this discussion this is um yes no no just damned if you do damned if you don't like if you don't cover it you get yelled

at if you do cover it you get yelled at yeah yeah that is interesting though like when you watch basketball they like they keep that shit wide they do but but football always cuts away when there's a fight which is lame yeah just like crossfit cuts away when there's an injury lame lame you know we go back and forth a lot with the different teams who who are broadcasting the event and there is value in being zoomed in on the athletes. And there also is value in what you're suggesting and saying, being pulled out and looking at it from that perspective, because as you mentioned, we do lay out the workouts. So for most workouts, the first workout, you couldn't see this at all, the, uh, the run and the clean, but that's because it was a mechanism

of having 20 athletes instead of 10 athletes. If we would have ran 10 athletes per heat, we could have laid it out to where you advance, but then it also would have taken, um, four hours just to get, or actually two hours, two hours to get one. They did actually, uh,

show the run in some places. Gender through four hours. I saw the run somewhere. It was the Asia, Asia. Yeah. They did. They taped off stuff.

And they did show probably the one you off stuff. They did show it. Probably the one you wouldn't have wanted to have shown. And, hey, dude, here's another thing, too. If you're not going to show the workout, then get a commentator. Like the way Brian Friend did Zealous Games or the way that guy – what was that guy's name that has the really high voice that commentated with John Young? Travis? Yeah, that dude was reporting like he was a radio reporter.

That shit was good. ...to get all athletes through. So we decided to do it with two heats of 20 and to take two hours to get everyone through and then that created the circular layout to where you couldn't see progression. Going back to what you're saying, all the other events pretty much show progression.

And with that, yes, pulling out at time. I didn't mind the circle, actually. Did you? No, not really. I am to see that progression, I think, is a good strategy for our broadcast teams. But I also think zooming in. But if you're going to do that, you need good commentators. Which they have. I mean, you just need people to be like,

Laura, how about rep three on the right side of your screen? Andrew Hill on the left side of your screen, rep five. Jason Kalipa in the blue shorts and the pink hat. You need people who are cognizant of the fact that it's a really wide shot and it's hard to see and start giving you cues and shit. On that note, I have a serious question for you. Please. Straight. Not gay, but straight.

How difficult do you think it is to say Colton Merton's name? You look at how it's spelled. I know some people struggle with the word colton colton like they say like my wife says cupboard like she she actually says the word right cupboard or whatever but colton colton colton and mertens i i have a friend named um colette and i call her colette because it's just easier for me to say. Colton. Colette. But her name's Colette. How do you say Colette?

Colette. Colette. So no, don't T? Colette. I just, it's an O. Long O. I think it's what it's called. Colette.

It's easy as fuck. It's easy as fuck to say. Colton Mertens. Hey, event two. Lauren Khalil kept on calling him Colton Mertens. I can't even say how she was saying it. And then it was almost like Adrian Conway was like, Colton Mertens is doing his double unders.

Yes, Colton Mertens. Wow. Hey, if he shit his pants, if I ever heard a story of him shitting his pants, I'd start calling him Colin. Colin. Colin Mertens. colon mertens colon mertens and then she kept doing this thing where they would finish the workout so they dropped the barbell on that double under workout unofficial time of 10 40 and he has to cross the line his time was 10 43 so it took him three seconds to cross the line it was nuts so i

and the reason i bring all this up is because you said it requires good commentators to do that. Here's here. Listen. Holden Burns. Listen. What? I wanted to say something about. The queen of hustle, The Khaleesi.

Lauren Khalil. She's been in media fucking for 15 years. She's all in in CrossFit. She's just all in. She's just like us. She's just all in. And they gave her an opportunity to do the live stream and she's trying her best. If someone has constructive criticism fucking give it but dude like she's one of us she's just a crossfitter just a fucking media person just a lady humble lady trying to find her way in this

aggressive world maybe just give her It's like coaching right Hiller Like we just have to give her one or two cues at a time Not all of them like maybe just let's start with this week Like hey his name is Colton Mertens And when you cross the finish line That's your unofficial time That's a lot

Now you're giving her a lot It's jump and shrug Listen it's knees apart When you squat keep your heels down Jump and shrug listen it's knees apart when you squat keep your heels down jump and shrug deep breath belly to your butthole you ever hear that one belly to your butthole i think i have heard that i don't really get that one what is that one it's how i teach people bracing oh belly to your butthole a deep breath into the area right underneath your ball sack uh jesus savon look at yoda has spoken jesus savon there's no try

i didn't listen to the live feed but i don't know but like i i i oh shit what happened that? That was me. Sorry. Uh, but I lost my screen right then. Oh, I can only imagine. I can only imagine like, Hey, like they, they offered her the, the, the position and she's trying her best. Like, do you think, let me ask you this. It's just a couple of questions. Do you think she took the job seriously?

Yeah. She probably did research. No. She. Tolkien Mertens. Oh, fuck. I don't know. She's not single?

I didn't mean to ruin your life. Did I say she's single? Yeah. If I didn't, though, I meant to. Yeah, she's a single woman. Single, strong, independent woman finding her way in a male-dominated... Oh, I'm going to make myself throw up. But anyway.

You're going to make me throw up. Okay, here we go. But I feel defensive. Oh, dude, Barry just owned you. I feel defensive. Trying her best. Did she get a participation trophy? Yeah.

No. Yes, yes, yes, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. There is another one. Oh, here it is. This is the one I was looking for.

Khalil's best call of the week. She's even close to the time cap. She's only three minutes for this lift. Oh, my God. Come on, guys. Hey, why can't, maybe we should just enjoy it and it'd be funny. How long would she have to do it before we were just like Yeah she's just like the retarded grandpa You know what I mean

I like a retarded grandpa Yeah maybe Maybe uh Yeah look at where did Stefan go Oh I really like Tanya I like Tanya Wagner You think she sucks I kinda like Tanya Wagnera I like Tonya Wagner You think she sucks I kind of like Tonya Wagner yeah

Yeah I like Tonya Wagner Yeah Yeah she needs She needs like four years by then CrossFit will be gone Yeah Exactly They'll keep on trying to bring it to Carson And they'll waste all their money

Hey tomorrow I'm going to make a list we're going to talk about. I want to talk about Trista video. I want to talk about Colton video. And I want to talk about a comp. I want to do a comp at CrossFit Livermore. A comp of what? I don't know. Who are we comparing it to?

Maybe like how we did semi-finals but i was thinking about like an invitational it's also yeah but that's also like a party but it's basically like hunter mcintyre and do a beer mile um i know that's a joke oh but i was thinking like some cool like like uh we sell 100 tickets for a hundred dollars each it's suit it's just like it's just like a private i mean we will stream the thing but there'll be awesome food and drink there it'll be just two days we'll just bring in the regular fucking you know ding dongs colton dallin hop hopper taylor um stream it but but it's got to have some sort of something i don't know what strippers strippers yeah they would never have those at a semi-final that'd be unique male male stripper like i don't want to do comps but i just think i don't know

who do you think the meanest girls in the space are meanest yeah like just mean just bitches dude a lot of them are mean yeah I would say

probably 60-70% of them are like those typical chicks right no tell me someone put it the other way you know how girls hug when they don't really like each other probably 60 to 70% of them are like those typical chicks, right? No. Tell me. Someone put it the other way. You know how girls hug when they don't really like each other?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They do one of these and they like that. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think it's probably more than are not. Mayhem chicks.

No way. You think a page powers is not mean. She is not mean. Alex, Alex, Alexis Rapt powers is not mean she is not mean out alex alexis raptus is not mean I think alex kazan might be the meanest chick She might be mean she I mean she hides it from me, but she could be mean Yeah, I think it's alex kazan. She came up to me when I was talking to dave and she's just like really mean to you

Yeah, no Yeah, no No and she's just like really mean to you yeah no yeah no no oh but i but but but i did see her posture on some girls she should she's fierce yeah on the floor i saw her posture some girls i need to have her on and ask her about that you ever you ever trip on the fact when the girls are out there and there's like two girls talking like like the events over or something and there's like like when they're waiting for the award ceremony like there's two girls talking two girls talking two girls talking and over by herself trista smith and that and then that other girl uh who came out of nowhere bernard she's a unique bird that trista smith

what do you mean i've watched her youtube video she's just she's just in a league of her own like just her personality yeah her personality she's not like the other people out there it's kind of cool she's like a country chick right she drives like a truck and shit right my favorite thing from her podcast with you was she was talking about her truck and she goes yeah it's straight piped and you go oh what's that she goes I don't know My mom My wife knows what a straight pipe is And like she didn't skip a beat with it it wasn't

Like she cared that she didn't know and she had Said it she's like yeah I don't know but it is Bryson Del Monte knows Taylor's straight Pipe yeah Uh Bill Walton only Geez guys Wait a minute didn't he just pass away yeah yeah geez why do you think she was by herself i mean it's just who knows but it's like that like you see like like because she hasn't she hasn like, she's not in the clique yet.

Ain't nobody. Although, you know, what's crazy is when she didn't qualify, her and Ariel Lowen hugged and she cried, like, on Ariel. It was pretty cool. Ariel was awesome. Ariel turned into a mom out there. She just held her. She didn't have to turn into one.

Didn't you see every CrossFit video about aerials, about her being a mom, just like Tia and every other mom. She stepped right into the role. It was really sweet. You can see that in the behind the scenes too. God, Sarah,

thank you so much. You and paper street coffee. The, uh, she was truly terrible. Sorry. Oh, who Lauren, Jesus Christ.

I mean, you're making me want to watch it. You should. I mean, if you want to dabble, just go watch Colton's event, too. And then you'll probably say it's not that bad because that's kind of your MO. I'll be like, no, it was fine.

Because you'll imagine yourself being Lauren and people just tearing into you and you'll get all in your feels about her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think that's where I'm at now? No, not yet damn dude the behind the scenes are gonna be so good sarah all right what's up sarah and seeing athletes um performing the work on on a given um in that workout is fine and actually a combination of both and

playing with both. What you suggest with the split-sweat too is a good idea. So, yes, I agree with most of what you're saying, but I think also coming in on the athletes is fine too. And you would not see this in other sports. Such an authoritative statement as if it's fact. I think in other sports you see them zooming in on athletes often too. They do.

Add extra sloppy. Dave, after the health summit. Here's the thing. Sometimes they fuck up in sports, but our sports pretty like... Oh, dude. We're notorious for fucking pointing the camera at the wrong place She was great at promoting sponsors

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Thanks for that comment oh my god i can't wait till will has a mental breakdown and starts coming on the show all the time i think he's close god he's so funny you guys are gonna i'm worried will i'm listen i'm not worried will's gonna be in real start gonna be better than me at behind the scenes i'm worried that they's gonna be better than me at fucking behind the scenes. I'm worried that they're gonna be better than me once Will's gonna be a superstar if he gets in front of the camera. Hey, I remember this kid.

Leon Gabriel. Met a ton of people in Carson. Hiller was by far the nicest and friendliest of them all. Take that off the screen before someone on Reddit sees it. I'm trying to keep my my image chris giles do seven team verse rest of world ariel gazan etc etc it's a no no listen no one wants to see any of us work out i don't want to see myself work out um i love will's leather sofa oh hmm do you remember he made the video where like he

was like talking to himself oh there were two wills you know who that is brent yeah i met him too yeah i it was really helpful when people would say their names from the chat. For some reason, they just really stand out, the names from the chat. His lat stands out to me. I love promoting girls and business, but she was that bad. Well, then, Sarah Cox, do we have the only fans person for you? Because she's a girl and it's a business. Do we have the only fans person for you? Perfect. Cause she's a girl and it's a business. Logan,

Logan Hopkins, the C hormone send, send lists of people that are juicing. They cross. Absolutely not. Yeah. That's how they caught Hiller. It's a crazy list. Uh, no, it's how they caught Hiller. It's a crazy list.

No, it's all confidential. Okay. Here we go. Rhonda Patrick hired a CrossFit coach, Zia Warback, as a personal trainer. And she has even been posting clips of herself doing what is obviously CrossFit on IG. Also, Thomas Lauer has been having on guests from within the CrossFit space,

and he's been talking about his own CrossFit training, too. My question is, is CrossFit working to build a professional relationship with these people and others? And if not, why? So even think about what you just said about Rhonda Patrick. We had her at the Health Summit, so that's building a professional relationship with her. And she hired a

CrossFit coach. Who wrote that? I think also coming in on the athlete list is fine, too. And you would not see this in other sports. This comment, this next prospect coaches who wrote that i think also coming in on the athlete is fine too and you would not see this another sport this comment this next one i have some strong opinions about this next one as if it's fact uh i think in other sports you see them zooming in on athletes often extra sloppy um but at extra sloppy wow dave after the summit. So I don't like the way he wrote this, but I have some really strong opinions on this too. This is just crazy right here. Parentheses, awesome.

Rhonda Patrick hired a CrossFit coach, parentheses, Zia Warbeck, as a personal trainer. And she has even been posting clips of herself doing what is obviously CrossFit on IG. Also, Thomas Lauer has been having on guests from within the CrossFit space and even talking about his own CrossFit training too. My question is CrossFit working to build a professional relationship with these people and others? And if not, why? So even think about what you just said about Rhonda. Rhonda Patrick has been on Joe Rogan.

Now, I'm not a Rhonda Patrick fan, just so you know. Not even a little bit. I mean, I don't hate her or anything. I'm just, she does nothing for me. Rhonda Patrick has been on Joe Rogan 10 times. Why in the fuck would you not cozy up to her and really fucking like do like collabs or whatever the fuck the thing is to do today so that the next time she goes on rogan she can unfuck rogan based on his his beliefs and the people he's talked to about crossfit

i i agree with this person so much. Whoever wrote the extra sloppy, as soon as he said build a professional relationship or whatever, he just lost me. Shut the fuck up. Professional. There's not one professional that's been on Joe Rogan.

Professional is not a professional. Fraser was a professional athlete. Professionals don't like that's the cool thing about joe rogan that's not there's nothing fucking professional about it wasn't sarcasm either guys thank you good point anyway it's crazy that crossfit has not leveraged that relationship with ronald patrick and i'll go one step further i've heard that she's wanted to collab with crossfit and they haven't. Yeah, I heard you tried to collab on this post.

Oh, that one's, yeah. I mean, how the fuck? I mean, she's just like. She's doing a quarter too.

Let me just, let me just tell you this right now. So Joe Rogan gets 10 times the fucking engagement that CNN gets. Look at, she collabed with, she tagged concept too. So let's say, let's just say that, um,

let's say there's a hundred thousand people sitting on the fence of whether they should do CrossFit or not. And someone goes on road, Joe Rogan and says, CrossFit's lame. And, and they were, and they fall off onto the side.

They're not going to try it. But if they say the person says CrossFit's amazing. And Joe goes, oh yeah, I started doing it too. It is amazing. And that $100,000 falls off and does start doing CrossFit. Just think about that. If there's 10,000 affiliates, that's 10 new members for every affiliate. At $2,000 a fucking year, that's $20,000 extra worth of revenue for every affiliate at $2,000 a fucking year,

that's $20,000 extra dollars worth of revenue for each affiliate. Like how, how fucking easy I'm going to say something really harsh. If this is true, if this is true that she really is trying to collab with CrossFit and CrossFit's not collabing with her. Uh, that's re I,

I think that's reason to de-affiliate. I told Susan that and he goes, Oh, that fucking hurts. And I go, why? And he goes, cause that's true.

Look at this. CrossFit's here. She has a great, I didn't realize she had such a good boss. This is what they hire everyone at the media team for. It puts a fire emojis on the Rhonda Patrick thing. I know that's fucking crazy. Fire.

Oh my God. How about, how about Rhonda? Can't wait to have you on the Patrick. We are on the Patrick. Can't wait to have you on the podcast. We'd love to have you on. Please check your DMS.

How about that? How about fucking letting chase interviewer or Adrian? The CrossFit podcast. That thing is dead in the water. Or Adrian Conway. Okay, fine. I'll interview her. interview her yeah that'd be better i like to get to know you want to do something for the affiliates you don't put them on the crossfit podcast i think either her or gabrielle lions or one of those ladies one time was releasing a book and they asked me if i would go on ig live with them for like 10 minutes. And then I realized they were asking everyone to do it as a book promotion.

Oh, I can't remember who it was, but I said, no, thank you. But I would love to have you on my podcast. And they never got back to me. Interesting.

Hey, didn't we have that conversation? Talk about shitty programming. Dan Bailey, a hundred pound unpartitioned Murph. If that's really true, that's just stupid. I've done that, but it wasn't unpartitioned. It was partitioned.

That's stupid. That's shitty programming. You ran a mile with 100 pounds? Well, it's two miles with 100 pounds. And then you did 100 pull-ups with 100 pounds on you? Yeah, that's dumb. I think I did the first mile in like 11 minutes with 100 pounds which i was like really surprised about that's crazy i don't know there used to be this crossfit challenge

that if you could carry your body weight a mile without putting it down i got your back on a barbell or what it didn't matter all right you're stealing my my duane uh i remember i filmed the guy at crossfit diablo trying to do it was it craig howard no it was someone else it was uh this is a long time ago probably 2007 or 2008 i can't remember if he made it across the podcast i put a bunch of subscribers recently it's like they've been streaming some events oh i forgot we're doing this. Patrick, we had her at the Health Summit.

So that's building a professional relationship with her. And she hired a CrossFit coach, Zia Rohrbach. It's not by accident that she was linked up with Zia. We facilitated that. I think Zia was on the show once. I don't remember. So we have a relationship with Rhonda and we are continuing that relationship. And Thomas,

the Lauer, same thing. I mean, like I consider him a close friend. Like we, we've done a lot together. We'll continue to do a lot together. And CrossFit has a relationship with him,

but I wouldn't say that, that there's anything we're doing to not be involved with them. Both these names you mentioned we have relationships with, and they're pretty good relationships. Maybe we should lean into them more. Yes, yes, Davey. I just reaffiliated. Yes, Davey.

Bye, Sarah. Heading to bed. Best weekend ever. Love you guys. Yeah, sorry I didn't get to hang out, but thank you so much for the house. We left it clean, by the way. I even called and asked them if they want us to take the sheets off the bed um it does smell like farts in there a little bit but i think they can get that out

pt for 141 peptide groundbreaking compound that can help enhance your intimate experiences listen what fucking peptide you don't need peptides just to get your dick hard some people do Weird shit. Oh So well listen so on you met me. I'm the 56 year old dude with the camo skullcap. Oh shit. I remember Did this guy say you were the nicest guy he met I? think that was That was that was not bright. Oh good cuz I met met him too and I was really nice to him I really liked him we talked just outside the restroom we talked about longevity and doing

high intensity workouts a couple times a week yeah I remember it was it was it was between the restroom the born primitive booth and the stage yeah I remember and I saw you a couple other times would have never remembered your name though thank you I remember your hat lean and mean I've never remembered your name, though. Thank you. I remember your hat. Lean and mean. If you need a drug to get hard, sounds like we need to work out and stop eating like an asshole. Agreed.

The entire world needs to stop eating like an asshole. Thickened Nugget. Wow. I've watched the game since 2010. Thicken Nugget. Wow. I've watched the game since 2010. Follow all the YouTube channels. Follow most of the athletes on social media. Do you watch Craig Ritchie stuff? Attending my first in-person games this year,

but I've never stepped foot in a CF gym. Wow. Interesting. Wow, that's cool. Say hi, please. Hey please hey no not you not you could be said um currently not but they're not on the outside by any stretch uh reaffiliate i like that let's lean into that relationship day attendance at semifinals has continued to be drastically different between the u.s. America East. Do you get what I'm saying about that?

Like how easy it would be to just like, like just send one less media person to fucking Carson and use that money to fucking build a relationship with Rhonda Patrick so that the next time she's on Joe Rogan, if CrossFit comes up, she says something positive and it's a huge win. It's like more media than any amount of money could buy that's positive for crossfit you agree with that i'm going to murder you what you don't agree with that no i totally agree with it but we don't understand

about these stupid these people let's say there's 30 people from the media team there it's because their year-long goal isn't to create better media to do anything good for crossfit it's to go party at the semi-final they want to be at the semi-final that's the only reason they exist and do their jobs i don't know how much money they make but they look forward to it year round right like yeah almost like cloud like you think like you think more people care more about being at the event than actually doing the job there like they're just so excited to be a photographer at the CrossFit event. And they're not just focused on just making great shit. Walk up to any of the 30 of them out there and you say, Hey,

you want to go to, uh, we're going to send you somewhere. Jeff Adler, Bill Leahy, not 30 out of 30. Choose Jeff Adler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the difference. Yeah.

No one went up to Tetlo and asked him. I was the only person who went. I understand. I probably don't have access to Jeff Adler. No, he would let you. I know he might, yeah. I've spoken to him before. Yeah, he'd let you.

But that's the issue. That would be a good video, by the way. I mean, you could blow them up, Lambre and Adler. Hey, I got this really great conversation between Jacob Heppner and Fikowski on recorded for the behind the scenes. And basically, Heppner called Fikowski

and he called Marcus Philly and he said, hey, I'm thinking about retiring. Do you have any thoughts on it? On retirement? Do you have any advice for me? And the fucking shit that Fikowski and Marcus philly told him was pretty cool he basically said hey make sure you set yourself right um you stay you know

have a plan to stay relevant in the space just shit like that you know what i mean like you've already put in all this hard work what are you going to pivot to you know what i mean either heppner yeah they said it's a heppner i can't remember which one said it and it's it's like what you did. You dedicated your life to CrossFit through an affiliate and an athlete. And then you pivoted to YouTube to stay relevant in the space instead of being relevant. And it's like, and athletes need to do that. And I sometimes wonder that, you know,

about people like Adler or Laura Horvath who maybe aren't taking advantage of their time at the top. You know, who's doing it the best is Danny. Yeah, Spiegel's crushing. It's a bit of a hard time for it, but that's also good for her. I don't think she's doing it better than me and you,

but I think she's doing it good. Numbers might have a disagreement with that. I agree, but it depends on what numbers you're looking at. Oh, right. And longevity. Yeah. We should do a where will you be in five years. I mean, you can put on a bikini.

How's that going to do for you? It's going to do for her in about 20 years. Yeah, I don't know, though. I got my niche. Oh, you got bikini pictures? All right. No, I just have a different fan base that you're not familiar with. I can see you got a bikini pictures? All right. No, I just have a, it's just a different fan base

that you're not familiar with. I guess you in a European song. Thank you. TBD, the attendance in Carson was actually quite embarrassing. What gives? The international fan base seems incredibly engaged.

I don't think the, I don't think it was embarrassing. Can you say why? I mean, what's to be embarrassed about it? Were you embarrassed you were embarrassed how many people do you think were there i someone asked me today i said 2000 i have no way of guessing that but that sounds good how many people were do you think sit in a row 50 on an average or like i could pull are you saying if it's full no no no no no yeah yeah full rows uh let me check out uh carson maybe tennis venue let me see

whole row i'm gonna pull a stadium uh the whole uh tennis stadium uh dignity health sports park okay tennis stadium uh see okay i'm looking at the picture now hold on hold on uh see let me see Tennis Stadium, Dignity Health Sports Park. Okay. Tennis Stadium. Okay. I'm looking at the picture now. Hold on. Hold on. Let me see if I can find a seating chart. Tennis seating. Okay.

That's too small. Let me see. I'm going to count how many seats there are across or something. Where is that? It's our bench. or a cross or something. Where is that? It's a bench. Eight times four.

Okay, 32. Let's say there's 32 people who can sit across in like one section of bleachers. And there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight sections. there's one two three four five six seven eight sections there's eight sections four on each side that make like that octagon right right you can find the number i mean i didn't look i didn't look i just kind of counted from just looking at this picture i hate you so much one two three four five six seven eight yeah there's eight that's what i said eight and let's

say there's four rows of eight three and a half on each side so that's 32 and then there's uh let me count this really quick uh one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. 8,000 seats. 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26. What's 26 times 32? Can someone do that for me? 26 times 32. Hey, Siri. What's 26 times 32?

Hey, Siri, what's 26 times 32? 832. Okay, 832. So each of those sections, and how many did I say there were? Eight? Oh, yeah, so that's about right. That's 7,000, okay? 8,000, yeah. Okay, so let's say eight 50 in each section.

I would say of those eight sections, I would say they're in, like, if you put all the people, they would have filled up two and a half sections. No. Out of the eight. Bullshit.

Dude, that middle section was completely full. Okay. And then there were people sprinkled around the rest of the stadium. So you said two and a half. Do you see right here? That one section was not entirely full, stadium. So you said two and a half? Do you see right here? That one section was not entirely full, dude. Do you see where my mouse is?

Yeah, I'm looking. Okay, that section was full. No, it was not. What percentage full would you say? That's where I was sitting with JR the entire time. No, you were sitting here. Oh, no, you were sitting here. You're right.

You were sitting here. Sorry, this section was full. Sorry, this section was full. Sorry, this section was full. That's also not true. The section below that was kind of full. That's where the finish line was. I think between these three sections, two full sections could have been filled. Just these three.

Okay. And then scattered out throughout the rest of this shit, I'd say it was another half a section. So that's 2,000 people. That's two and a another half a section. So that's 2,000 people. That's two and a half sections. Yeah, that would be 2,000 people. So five minutes later, we got to your initial guess. Yeah, what do you think? 1,000 maybe?

That's why you're fucking, you're not going to last as CEO, you douche canoe. You're out, Fon. But that's such a good picture. Yeah, 2,000. Well, yeah, 2,000. Yeah, $2,000. I'm good with that shit. How much did you have to rent that thing? I don't know.

Damn, I figured you'd know. How much were tickets? It was, after everything, for myself and Alexis, I think it was $335. I can't believe you had to pay for your tickets. I can. Didn't you hear my thing earlier? That's why they didn't give me immediate

pass. They couldn't afford not to have me tickets. Hey, listen, they God, I'm going to talk about the buttery bros tomorrow, too. It was truly a tragedy not letting those dudes in the back. The only people that hurt were the athletes okay here we go the sport is the games being in the u.s causing americans to choose between

a semi-finals and the games and are and most are choosing the games it's looking like that europe is more than ready to host the games and i'll be interested to see how this year's rogue invitational plays out in Scotland. Thanks for all you do, Dave. Yeah, the attendance there in Carson was pretty low. Definitely, it was a big leap of faith to use that venue for that event. Historically, the semifinal numbers aren't as big as the games or regionals. Although our regionals in years past have, I felt like, had more people there, especially when we were in in del mar i think here's what's going on there oh this is gonna be good regionals there

were seven or eight events around the country and in that if you had call it a california regional every athlete and every fan who qualify or every team who qualified for the out of that event was relatively local to that event and so it was really easy for fans and family of those athletes and gym members to get to that event. Same thing in Europe. When you look at Europe, travel across Europe and around Europe is pretty easy. It's much more confined or close together than we are in the U.S. So it's centrally located and easy for people to the to the event in europe when you look

here now take that example that's his his theory is really interesting i never thought of it what did you say europe massive how can he say that it's much easier to get somewhere in europe than it is to get somewhere in the united states uh that's i i need to go maybe i'll listen to that again but with the way what I was thinking about is, hey, there used to be seven regions in the United States, and so you would do an event, and it was just Southern California, so everyone from Southern California would go. You know what I mean?

Whole affiliates would go, and so that's why it would fill up the whole Del Mar. But now, if you're in Missouri and you're coming to California, you're only coming with your coach and yourself. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. You're not buying that theory? I hear what he's saying, but it's... What's this guy doing? Pedro Murillo

Masada de Souza. Seban, when will you come to the Socialist Union of Europe? I don't know, buddy. I think my days have... i don't know buddy that i think my days of like i don't know i don't know when i buy my own fucking g5 here i found this that's the united states just sitting on top of the Europe. Oh, that's cool. They're like the same size.

Except if you put Alaska in there, we're fucking way bigger. Yeah, but is there any athlete from Alaska? I don't know. No. Hmm. What are you thinking oh oh oh oh shit we're all just staring at you leaning back in your chair oh shit shit you're getting a bj or something in your chair the show is so unprofessional

was relatively local to that event and so it was really easy for fans and family of those athletes and gym members to get to that event same thing in europe when you look at europe you travel across europe and around europe is pretty uh it's it's pretty easy it's much more confined or close together than we are in the u.s so it's centrally located and easy for people to get to the to to the event in Europe. When you look at that part, that example, I made that party loses me.

Yeah. It's not easier to get. It's not, it's not easier to get around Europe than the United States. No, I didn't think so. We have buses and trains and shit. And like,

I don't know if we have trains like they do. We have, okay. We have buses. I'm kind of guessing with the chat. Yeah. We don't have buses like cross-country buses oh fuck it it's way easier to get around in europe california regional

and everyone it being really easy for people to get there now we have two we have the east and the west and this west one in california you have athletes from so i i like half of his theory i think i do think that if you did an event and it was for... I mean, if you had seven events in the United States and one was just the SoCal region and you... Let's say they just did one fucking event at Carson

for just anyone who lives in California, Nevada, Oregon, or Washington. Just the whole fucking West Coast, right? Fuck it. Throw Mexico in there too if you want. I don't know. I bet you that would fucking and you let 60 athletes come and you only pick two.

I bet you that event would be fucking more crowded than the Carson event that we just went to. Yeah, yeah, probably. Because you have 60 local athletes and they'd come with their family and friends. But the part where it's easier to travel around Europe, I don't know if I believe that.

I find that hard to believe. You're explaining regional circuit day 2013. Yeah, I know. You're not also wrong because those were huge. Packed. Yeah. Train travel in Europe is super convenient and reasonably priced. Oh, good.

Okay. All right. Maybe he's right. I want Dave to be right. I don't want to ass pound him every show. Traveling around the United States is not easy. I mean, if you have a car, it's crazy easy. That's why I was looking up that Tesla thing.

I'm like, hey, how can I drive a Tesla from Chicago to California? Are you really thinking about doing it? I just want to see how challenging it would be. Is it challenging? Yeah, it's not easy. You have athletes from all over basically the country, and it makes it much harder for fans, family, friends of said athlete to come down. So for the most part, you're relying on local fans to come out,

and it's just at this stage, at the semifinal stage, yes, there's know who's coming to the games when they sell out. It's what the event represents to the fans, to the community, crowning the fittest on earth. They know some of the, of course, some of their favorite athletes are going to be there, but people are buying their tickets to the games before anyone's even qualified to the games we struggle with semifinals in its current model here in the u.s definitely not noticed in terms of what we're going to do in the future or not um not being when you close your eyes i wanted you could you hear me close your eyes listen listen does that sound like a gun cocking listen it is a gun cocking dude i know i know i just wasn't sure if you could because when you had your eyes closed i wanted you to hear that they weren't closed oh wow until you told me to close them do they look closed yeah or you were like this i thought you were like masturbating to dave a little bit no my eyes don't open much especially when i smile dude when i smile my eyes go shut open much. Especially when I smile, dude.

When I smile, my eyes go shut. Oh, really? You're one of those people? Yeah, they're like gone. I'm an Asian, man. Yeah. It's not. It's a toy gun. No, it's a toy. It's not a real gun. It's a toy gun.

It's just a toy gun. It's nothing. Look it. It's nothing. Toy gun. Look it. It's a toy. Do it four more times to see what happens. I'm not trying to demonetize anything. I'm just telling you it's a toy gun. Olivia is also

Asian. No, she's not. Oh. Is that ac Baldwin? And it's been this way for the past several years. What about Alec Baldwin? He's the guy who accidentally shot himself, I think. Oh, yeah. Ever since pretty much we killed the regional format,

where it was more of them in the U.S. and more regionally located, and went to less events in the U.S., they've all kind of feels like struggled with attendance. It was embarrassing how empty WWC was. Looks like in the U.S., people are just yelling at CrossFit and has no interest to watching it. Well, there's definitely a lot of interest to watch it.

A lot of people are tuning in. And I'll tell you guys all this, those who weren't there, there was, for as many fans as there were, there was really good energy there like the fans that were there really um weren't they enjoyed it the athletes enjoyed it it was a really cool feeling and cool venue even though um those stands weren't packed honestly concur see i mean the first the first games there looked like that the 2010 games uh at um but oh that is, that is true. That is true.

What? The first year we did the games there, it was not packed. Interesting. And have a chat face-to-face to air things out. There's nothing to air out. Hey, that was Reebok's title sponsor. They enjoyed it. What?

Was Reebok the title sponsor at that point? Yeah. They were? Okay. Hey, did someone just ask about you? they enjoyed it the what was reebok the title sponsor at that point yeah they were okay hey did someone just ask about you uh i don't know unless you're talking about this dude asking if i close my eyes when i come no no no no this i don't i don't either i don't think um i'll check tonight but hey um uh um hold hold i think someone asks about if there was tension between the two of you they enjoyed it it was a really cool feeling and cool venue even though um those stands weren't packed oh my god we've been on for an hour and 24 first the first games there look like that the 2010 games uh at umba energy dave and hillary need to sit down and have a chat face to face to air things out there's nothing to air out

um it is what it is everything i said on the last show is literally the um what's going on there and everything he said um and I think that our perception, mine and yours perception, and maybe like other, like, I don't know, people who spend their life in front of a camera or just like in the public eye,

have a different perception than what the outside world perceives. Is it like what happens when the, when somebody asks the president how much a gallon of milk cost and he says like i don't know 75 cents he's like so far off and everyone's like what the hell yeah or or or it's like um uh like my my my um how about this one my kid's striking coach is a woman she's a professional fighter right so sometimes she shows up to work with a fucking black guy oh like like often and like then she goes in the store and people will be like hey do you need someone to talk to and like they couldn't be further off like dude like she she someone

punches her in the face every day like that's what she does and i think that they i think that those people i think that we start we so we social and maybe even some people don't ever get get the game do you know what i mean like that's being played or there's different social rules or something do you right am i like like of course you and dave don't need to talk because you guys have interacted on the big stage or on the small stage or whatever this youtube stage or instagram stage forever and you understand the relationships and the dynamics between when things are done on social media versus social media versus in person versus just it's different.

There's a, the game's different than interact. I don't, he shouldn't even call it a game. Just the interaction is just different. It's just different. I don't know, dude.

No. Hey dude, just, just, I don't know how closely you were paying attention to the chat today. Cause I think you were driving, but someone who is much larger in following than any of us, the three on the screen, Dave,

me, or you still doesn't get it at all. I agree. I agree. I agree. I'm not saying that everyone gets it, but like, but like it wasn't even weird scene day.

Right. No, not even a little bit. So that was, yeah, but like not even a little bit. So that was. Yeah. But like not even a little bit. Like we're kind of pumped to go see him. Yeah.

Yeah. It wasn't weird for you. It wasn't weird for him. It's not like that. I can't, I can't really explain it. It wasn't even weird between me and Danny. Like I was right next to her. It's like not even weird.

I mean, I, we, I mean, we don't talk like she she doesn't i i never saw her once look at me like like i'm like i might as well not be there to her i looked at her shitload um but it's not even weird or uncomfortable at all like not even not you but but i understand but here's the thing i understand why you why someone who doesn't live this kind of life would think that. That's it. Or all you do is internet. Yeah. If I didn't do just internet things, I would think it was weird too.

But nothing has crossed the line yet with Dave and Hiller. I wonder what it would take. Hmm. I wonder what it would take Like I don't think if he did an event at the ranch You'd be probably invited to it That's where he should have had the semi-final Parking problem Closed event had the semi-final parking problem closed closed event i'm don when was the last time don fall was seen in public he was there i didn't see him but he was there i heard that he had his wife had to throw her coffee out of the gate and he couldn't do anything about it that's bullshit he should

have said but actually but actually one of those where he goes no throw it away we're not trying to break the rules oh he's a good dude can't bring your coffee in um did you see him no i did not hillary isn't it 12 30 at your house shouldn't you be in bed it's 11 30 i'm doing all right all right it's not bad we talk and we saw each other at the semifinal and we had a great conversation. Like I said to send it, I'm saying now I, uh, at, um, but energy, Dave and Hiller need to sit down and have a chat face to face to air things out. There's nothing to air out. Um, it is what it is. Everything I said on the last show is literally the, um, what's going on there and everything he said. Um, and we talk and we saw each other at the semifinal and we had a great

conversation. Like I said this end and I'm saying, I don't have an issue with him and what he's doing. It's his style, but, we are going to make choices. We can, and we'll make access choices based off of that.

It hurt my feeling. This is Anthony Kios, two or two. It hurt my feelings when people call out my bullshit too. Do you remember? Not this, this? Dude, you said her body is the perfect garage for your semen.

I don't think it was your semen. I said Danny's body is that like a good Oh, you're saying like she should like me? I don't think it was about Danny specifically. I think it was there was a bit I remember we were talking about. Is that a good thing, though?

If you say, man, that girl is a fucking perfect specimen to take a load. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying that she should like me? I don't know what you're saying, Don. First of all, get your fucking quote right. It was close, but I think it was a little off. Did I call her a cum dumpster?

I don't think I did that. No. But I like that one, too. You ever see the movie with the boner garage chick with the tattoo right above her? What the hell is that? we are the millers listen also i was talking with a hillar about this today or and me or suzer or someone like i don't care how people portray themselves like i don't like i don't judge you for that like

but then but i also don't judge myself for like calling them out. Like, I think I, I think I said that every one of her photos or the vast majority of photos look like, um, uh, what's that? What kind of porn is that? Skinamax porn, like porn from the seventies, like covers to those boxes. Oh, boner garage. Wow. Look at this boner garage.

Is that a man? boner garage is that a man owner garage wow boner garage yeah she's in good company if i call her that look at this look at this freaking sweatshirt i'm gonna get this for alexis oh look at look at travis zip up the middle that's cool i don't want to scroll down too far because i just googled boner garage and who knows what's going to pop up three car garage for cock i don't know but like i don't like i don't care i don't i don't get like i don't i don't even understand like if someone said my shirt like i said that anyway i don't want to get into it i me and her don't see eye to eye on what's offensive and what's not. Or what's the honest and dishonest and whatever.

Okay. I think you put it really well on the press conference. What did I say? You said what happened is you said her top was too small and she called you homeless. Yeah. And why can you not say that her top is too small when her instagram looks the way it does it's just pictures of her in various articles of clothing thanks maybe we should why why why can't she call you homeless because you look homeless what if you what if you

that hurt hillar what if you uh google um uh uh less homeless than you used to tops that are too small it's going to be a whole bunch of dudes images um oh like that's right the press conference uh there's got to be some shirts that are too tight to super tight shirts tight shirts Wow tight shirts really gets you fucking That's nice Jesus Hunter did Murph huh? Yeah, but his squats were good. His squats are usually good. His push-ups are wonky. Oh

His squats were good. His squats are usually good. His push-ups are wonky. Oh. Hunter? Should we go mess up Hunter? No, why? Is he live?

No. Look at this. I want to see. 22 hilarious reactions to a model wearing a ridiculous shirt. Oh, man. Hunter, you son of a bitch. Why? What'd he do? Oh, it's so bad. I hope you son of a bitch. Why? What'd he do?

Oh, it's so bad. I hope this isn't Murph. Maybe this one's Murph. You want to pull it up? Sure. I don't know what this is. Here we go. Happy Memorial Day to everyone out there.

Watch the squats. This is it. He's above parallel. Who is this fucking guy? That has to be a joke. Oh, shit. They don't squat. They don't train below parallel.

That's a trip. It's a high rock stand, man. Everyone out there, if you have some free time today, I suggest you put yourself in the hurt locker by doing Merv. This workout means a lot to me. It helps me make the world a better place every time someone gets after it look at look at this this has to be it that had to have been a joke look at Eddie if no rep like that had to have been a joke 100 pull-ups is ridiculous.

You're right. Hip-strict. It is ridiculous. Just doing his part. Okay. Sorry. I'm of the opinion that the entire workout would be better done with 200 push-ups done to full range of motion with no vest. The vest and the loose vest and that shortened range of motion drives me insane

where people like let their stomachs hang and they touch the bottom of the vest to the ground it drives me insane i would never do that what i would never knowingly do that never knowingly i would never knowingly shorter rep do you think people know i think people are i never pushed through i would just rest until i could do it what'd you say people are generally so dumb that they have no idea what what they're doing okay and that yeah yeah uh zach thomas at oceana had a cardiac episode in event one. Just saw it on Barbell Spin. I wonder if he's vaccinated. Zach Thomas. You know 100%

he is. Australian. I apologize, but I know you are. He's got to be. Our owner said if you can't do the reps to depth, then you're disrespecting the workout. But I think about it and usually try to be better.

You do you, boss man. Double down. You're wrong, but who am I? Oh, well. Oh, well. It hurts my feeling that people call my bullshit too, style. But we are going to make choices. We can and will make access choices based off of that.

It hurt my feeling. This is that. It hurt my feeling. This is Anthony Kios202. It hurt my feelings when people call out my bullshit too, Castro. But I think about it and usually try to be better. You do you, boss man. Double down. You're wrong, but who am I? Oh, well.

It hurts my feeling that people call my bullshit too. My feelings aren't hurt by anything that he's calling out. But then I think about it and usually try to be better. Well, good on you. Proud of you for trying to be better when your bullshit's called out you do you boss man double down you're wrong but who am i oh well at joel boucher 7735 hi dave the weekend review is great awesome to have some of your insights in addition the open 2024 quarters open quarter summer final workouts are excellently programmed pure classic crossfit well done to you and your team thank you i'm

interested to hear someone who worked closely with classmen what lessons or values do you leave i disagree now my stance on the workouts has changed how come i because i don't want to see the bike twice i don't want to i don't want to see the bike twice. I really dislike machines. Me too. In general. Me too. Hashtag, yeah, me too.

CrossFit should uphold from his tenure apart from the methodology and what aspects he thinks need to evolve or change for the community to thrive in the future. Is CrossFit as a whole worse off without the influence of glassman what aspects you think need to evolve or change yes i feel like he's not really answering questions anymore i think crossfit's worse off without greg do you crossfit is 110% worse off without a class. There's no argument against it. No, I agree. They're freaking idiots. Oh my God.

Unity to thrive in the future. What lessons or values does CrossFit uphold from his tenure? Obviously, an adherence to the methodology and questioning Hey hey i i cannot stand this method i mean i know that's what it is but it makes you sound like a podunk idiot when you use it when it's used as much as it is methodology methodology methodology what's the synonym for

what would you rather have it be i i do not know lifestyle practice workout regimen like for the love of god it can be anything but but you you're saying but you but you yourself are like always like hey like the food the eating part the reason why you have to say methodology or lifestyle practice is because then it grabs the food part and the sleep part and the try new sports and whatever. Here we go. I know what you're saying. I hear you. And I know that I'm also wrong here, but I imagine someone else listening to it is like, all right, hold up.

I'm using that word. System. Maybe you call it system. The CrossFit system. The CrossFit mode. The CrossFit approach. Hell yeah. The CrossFit system The CrossFit mode The CrossFit approach Hell yeah the CrossFit system The CrossFit style

The CrossFit plan Oh god Plan's probably accurate but I don't like it The CrossFit process The CrossFit procedure The CrossFit design The CrossFit technique The CrossFit MGL1 procedure

The CrossFit manner That was good The CrossFit way The CrossFit technique. CrossFit MDL1 procedure. The CrossFit manner. That was good. The CrossFit way. The CrossFit program. The CrossFit pathways. It's overused is all. Okay. Hey, by the way, I heard Medeiros give his speech afterwards.

He didn't say like one time. Wow. That was pretty cool. And Spiegel Squad one time. Wow. That was pretty cool. And Spiegel squatted below parallel. So there's some stuff happening. That's good. And Colton got robbed. And yeah, unfortunately.

Obviously, he didn't get robbed. He's just the way it is. The test, you're just upset because he didn't get in. Yeah, so what? Fuck you. Save your fucking typing skills. Shove them up your ass.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, Fondal, Colt. Yes, yes. Colt. Yeah, so what? Fuck you. Save your fucking typing skills. Shove them up your ass. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, Fondal Colt. Yes, yes. Colt. Yeah, colon. Hey, until he makes it to the grand games, I'm going to call him colon too. Fuck that dude. That adherence to the methodology and questioning

questioning the status quo and the popular direction or the popular movements in fitness and honestly in anything beyond fitness are some of the greatest lessons I personally learned from Greg and adhering to those as a methodology. What other movements is he talking about? Like sexual positions? I'll be honest. I don't know what he's talking about at the moment. What is he doing? He has to pee. Do you have any idea what he's talking about? He's doing the pee dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They asked him, what did you learn from Greg? And there's a two-part question. What the fuck did you learn with Greg that sticks with you today? And was CrossFit better with Greg? Without the influence of Glassman. What aspects do you think need to evolve or change in the community to thrive in the future?

What lessons or values can leave CrossFit up to the pull from his tenure? Obviously, an adherence to the methodology. Can you imagine putting a question in the comments, but you're like, fuck it, I'm putting four questions in? We've gotten to this part where he says methodology and pause three separate times. All right. Questioning the status quo and the popular direction or the popular movements in fitness and honestly in anything beyond fitness are some of the greatest lessons I personally learned from Greg and adhering to those as a methodology, I think are incredibly valued. Things that need to evolve or change for the community to thrive in the

future. I think you're seeing things evolving and changing for it to thrive in the future currently. There's still a business that needs to be run and it needs to be run in a profitable way to sustain itself and to be able to sustain a business that can support the community and grow the community. Is CrossFit as a whole worse off without the influence of Greg? I have to tell you this, this one makes me anxious. I'm anxiously awaiting it. CrossFit as a whole, worse off without the influence of Glassman. We are, here's what I'll say about that. We are not worse off without Glassman.

Would I like to have seen an environment where he was, he never left? Sure, of course. But that's not where we're at. So like playing that hypothetical, and he's not going to come back he doesn't have the interest that's for sure so glassman isn't here so i'm not going to say it's worse off i'm going to say this is what we have this is what we're doing this is what we're dealing with and it is going forward and we are going forward clearly okay let me say this i don't know if it's worse off but i think it would be better if he was here. What was that first part?

Maybe we're not worse off, but it would be better if he was here. Maybe it's saying the same thing. Dave is saying that because he has to and it's 100% worse off because there is no way to have had it better than without him. There's no way to have it better than with him here.

Still floating the ship. Still, still floating ship. I agree. I agree. And Dave's just saying that because he legitimately has to, he can't say, he cannot say it. He might not be able to say it so strongly to the point that he actually believes it. But you think he knows it? Somewhere in there I mean he said it's not worse off But it would be cool if he was here

He did say that I want to tell you this The video content coming out of Carson this week Would be significantly worse off If the Sevan podcast wasn't there Significantly worse And you the seven on podcast wasn't there significantly worse And you'll see that in the coming weeks Just saying Oh

Miss him wish it didn't go down like it did what it did So here we are the games content was significantly worse the years. I didn't do the behind the scenes Significantly worse. You're such a narcissist, Sebi. You're such a narcissist, Sebi. Who said that? And now we, uh, Mark Ford for the community, for the affiliates, for the, oh.

Hey, Sebon, this is Travis. I work with John Young doing commentating for the oh uh hey sebon this is travis i work with john young doing commentating for the games and uh i heard you making fun of my voice and um it hurts it hurts it hurts you know uh just because you hang out with uh andrew hiller and he's all juiced up and has the deepest voice in the space doesn't mean my voice is high. It just means you're all fucked up in your calibration. He's just got a really deep voice and it's fucked up your perspective. So, fuck you. Okay.

All right. All right, Trayvon. Trayvon has spoken. Yeah, that was valid. That was valid. The members. Michael Simear3181. Lost credibility when you start saying you don't really watch his videos

and dare only going by what people are saying. At BossmanUD9K. The NSC makes up lies and says CrossFit is dangerous. You're a new affiliate dude that at the time had his level one. The Coon says CrossFit is dangerous. Can't Hiller make a video on it? So when the open announcement has wrong weights, Hiller can't say anything. So when there's leaks in my final workouts, back-to-back years, Hiller can't say anything.

When there's so much consistency in the judging of workout standards, Hiller can't say anything. It's not Hiller's fault that HQ keeps making mistakes. How about you and your team do a better job and stop giving softball throws to make videos on? Nowhere ever. Stop giving softball videos. Giving softballs. Oh, look at him waving that little finger. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Is that a pinky he's waving? Because I'm the only one I know who points with my pinky. I got a buddy who hates it when I point with my pinky. I'll start doing this. I'll start talking at him with my pinky. He's like, put that fucking pinky down down don't get it in my face my armenian guys middle eastern guys use their middle finger at a point that's weird yeah when you're a little kid you think it's so funny

back and back years killer can't say anything when there's so much consistency in the judging of workout standards killer can't say anything it's not hillary's fault that hq keeps making mistakes how about you and your team do a better job inside giving softball throws make videos up nowhere ever did i say he can't do any of those things you clearly didn't listen to a word i said last time yeah so you should listen to what my message is around him of course he's going to say those things and of course he can say those things i don't give a fuck what he says but when you start going after individuals there's there's um consequences to that oh at drizzlezzle77, watching Dave handle criticism so poorly in the last couple months has made

me really lose respect for him. It's interesting handling criticism. Do you think he's handled criticism poorly? How do you handle it properly? I mean I don't know that's a good

that's a great question but he's like upright he's like sitting here fielding these fucking questions that gets him like just to see with that I would say yeah with that I would say no yeah like like what do you want

I don't understand would you rather he just ignore hillar would you rather he just not come talk to us every day i don't understand and and and do you do you think do you think that regardless of what you're not shocked that they didn't let you give you a media pass are you no i mean you know i mean look what happened to joe and bobby got ass pounded for coming after taylor good yeah those guys and that's your boy and so and so one of you asked you fucking triple ass you made one of his boys airtight a couple of his boys airtight you did more than ask you think joe and bob are on the dave castro team no uh i'm saying uh um uh the coons and growl you you you brought them out in the middle of the square and left the tub tied

them down in the street and left the tub of butter there for all the homies to have a cold one i mean you put it to that yeah you ever hear about that thing where they would put someone in a boat and push him down a river but first they'd tie them down to the boat, and then they would pour milk and honey on them, and bees and stuff and birds would come and eat them. Oh, God. And they'd be baking in the sun, and they'd be butt-ass naked. That's what I did to Josh Grau. Yeah.

Oh, my God. That's brutal. And he deserved every bit of it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if he deserved every bit of it yeah but yeah i don't know if he deserves the jury's out de kunz is still chilling he's he's fine i really just want that video of him saying oh well oh you want him to just make it for you it's so stupid that he didn't send me that yet what's wrong with him like just look into a phone and be like oh well yeah come on i'll switch that clip out asap it'll be great and he's too dumb he's legitimately retarded for not sending me that clip that's why i like john young so much more than you guys

okay uh trayvon what's what's his name trayvon okay trayvon why do you like uh john young better than me and hillary because he doesn't attack people. He's a good guy. And all you guys do is sit here for two hours attacking people. All right. I've heard what HGR is saying as well. They've made a lot of mistakes. Joe and Bob have made a lot of mistakes.

And this is just the one that actually got noticed. Joe and Bob have made a lot of mistakes beyond grinding Taylor's gears. Taylor's just the voice for the mistreated and disenfranchised. Dude, when you piss off the masters, they come to me via Facebook. I go to my Facebook messages and I see some stuff and I got an entire Joe and Bob video based upon some stuff that Joe and Bob have done. Is there another Joe and Bob video coming out? It's on the back burner, man.

Jeez. I like Joe and Bob. No, you don't. I mean, I don't really know him, but they were nice to me. is another joe and bob video coming out it's it's on the back burner man jeez i like joe and bob no you don't i mean i don't really know but they were nice to me when i saw them hey didn't you think you interacted with them right like like in dms and shit oh yeah yeah and and they they fought that they fought with maturity didn't they they didn't fight me at all they fought with maturity, didn't they? They didn't fight me at all. They fought Taylor. Kenneth, yeah. 45 plus, yeah.

In the order of fucking worst to deal with athletes, the easiest to deal with are the men then the next worst are canadians as a whole then it's women but that's true though right sure like if you like if uh then uh uh and then and then at the top of the mountain for just the worst athletes to have to deal with its masters. I mean, just straight up. How about giving, right? I don't know why. I don't know why either. They're just bitchy and old and entitled.

I was really hoping there'd be more side tiers too, like men. Canadians, okay, yeah. And maybe, I don't know where you throw that. Or extremity adaptive next, yeah. Okay, we like those guys. The teenagers are actually the easiest, easier than the men. Yeah, like James Sprigg. I wonder in the adaptive community

if there's a hierarchy of who are the biggest pain in the ass. Is it the dudes in the chairs? The dudes missing arms? I wonder who's just like, fuck those guys. On one end we got Mikey Swoosh. Oh, you think the dwarfs are the hardest?

On the other end we got Tim Murray. Who are one of the hardest to deal with? Is Mikey Swoosh Canadian? Please tell me he's Canadian. That would be working my paradigm nicely. I think he's Canadian. Thank you. All right.

Back to, uh, here we go. People expect, especially cause I'm in a, um, a position of authority. Was this guy,

Carl at in Carson? Yeah. Did you see him? No. Fuck. No. How come I, we didn't get to,

I didn't get to meet you. That dude. I don't think he was there. I just asked if he was there and you said yes. No, Joe and Bob. Oh. I was also kidding about that. Oh.

Sorry. People expect me to just sit there and take it and bow down and or just talk like, you know, I'm wrong and I can't defend myself or defend a situation or even speak to. And honestly, like, there's not a lot of criticism where I'm being defensive. There's criticism where I'm giving, I believe where I'm giving the, my side of this story or giving a little additional context or addressing it because sometimes criticism isn't valid or doesn't have my perspective. And it, I see this all the time. Anytime I speak up on stuff like this people say i'm being sensitive

or i can't handle criticism even if i just address it or just give more narrative or more um story to it and uh that's that's uh yeah i'm going to continue to do that i'm going to continue to speak out on things where i think i think that it just makes him not i think it's the exact opposite. I think it makes him the opposite of sensitive or insecure or whatever the fuck people are saying. I think it makes him so he's just not a coward. That's it. That's my only take on it.

He's not a coward. I didn't think he was being defensive at all. Yeah. Now, in defense of... Yeah.. Yeah. Now in defense of. Yeah. Right. Yeah. In defense of.

Yeah. Yeah. What's the distinction. Did you hear the thing at the end of the video I made where there was an incident where we were cleaning some stuff out of the gym and Alexis was kind of shuttling stuff from the gym out the back bay door into a garbage can. And I just let her kind of go about it.

And I assumed she knew which one was the correct one, out the back bay door into a garbage can and i just let her kind of go about it and i assumed she knew which one was the correct one but it was actually the gym owner down the roads garbage can oh yeah yeah you're taking these boxes in and out all these rogue boxes and yeah you're gonna fill up the garbage can so i just hear shouting all of a sudden i peek my head out the door i'm like hey what's going on out here and this dude's yelling at alexis and she she's yelling back at him and i walk up and i go well alexis that's not ours and she she, she's yelling back at him. And I walk up and I go, well, Alexis,

that's not ours. And she, she's kind of all pissed off at me at one point. Cause it's like, you're not going to back me up. And I go, you put them in the wrong garbage can. Let's just move them into ours.

I'd be pissed if I were him too. Now, now, now Dave, I don't know how he handles that, but I can see him just backing up his team for the sake of backing up his team. So you think defensiveness

you think defensiveness is when you defend a situation when you know you're wrong? No, I think that's in defense of. I think defensive is you completely misread the situation and you speak like a moron. And I don't

think Dave's speaking like a moron. People getting defensive. They just don't understand theon and i don't think dave's speaking like a moron okay people getting defensive like they just don't understand the situation they don't know why someone's saying something they don't know like what they've actually done i think a lot of people get defensive because they're kind of confused omba energy i see your soul omba through those big huge eyes someone only because you know him most of your sentiments are different towards how dave handles stuff if you walked up to dave castro and let's say he was 100 pounds overweight you're like dave you're looking fat you can get defensive i told him the other day he looked really thick and he's meaning like i thought he put on some weight i think

defensiveness you read into it and you're like that's a bad thing they called me fat yeah you're like dude i said that with a ph and dave's over here like yeah i've actually been eating a lot i've been trying to gain weight and he's just like explaining the situation he's kind of like giving context in defense of his fatness I'm gonna take I'm gonna take your what you're saying one level for the seven only because you know Most viewers sentiments are different towards how Dave handle stuff because most viewers are trapped in their head and make up stories Based on their own insecurities. I just said oh, thank you. Yeah, we're not saying that phrase What about that?

Bro, I meant fat with a PH. You're looking fat, Dave. Oh, yeah. People get defensive when they're insecure. Insecure. You mean like if a guy walked in my house right now and I felt insecure so I would get defensive?

Ooh, yes. Yeah. Fair enough. And I felt insecure so I would get defensive I put Yes, yeah Fair enough insecure sounds cool. I'm not Amba. I'm Armba Amba not Armba do not Armba Oh Amba Armba Amba Armba. Oh, Armba, Armba, Armba. Like everyone got defensive last night about Kirsten or exactly. Uh, that chick just put me in a trance.

Some voodoo shit with her picture. Or I feel like I want to give a little more context and that has nothing to do with uh with not being able to handle criticism actually i could just and someone asked someone else says this in a minute i could just shut the fuck up and not do any of this and then uh no one will ever hear from me but i've had plenty of examples throughout my almost two decades of doing this where staying silent led to the narrative just being skewed in one direction and not having the opportunity to paint a fuller picture. CrossFit died when the Wokies decided to cancel Glassman.

Someone said, when a leader is not a leader, don't blame a YouTuber for the factual shortcomings of CrossFit HQ. Hiller has done more for CrossFit HQ. Media has done it all the years since you fired the media team. I didn't fire the media team. Glassman fired the media team. At Denny6789. Both of those are true. Glassman fired the media team at Denny six seven eight nine, but both of those are true

You've done more for me to the cross it than the entire media team and Greg did fire the media team. Okay, Dave Pellish. You're a cuck without telling us This is such a little girl's take killers call calls a spade a spade. You can't handle the heat Clearly I can't handle the heat at conserve climbers Clearly I can't handle the heat Conserve climber He called himself a cuck That guy Someone called him a cuck This is what I do

When I read comments I'm just like yep You're right You're right It's only because I know him that I would never call him a fucking cuck that dude should walk over

to the ranch Dave's ranch is so easy to find and walk on there and call Dave a cuck you should do that I hope the dogs want to see what happens uh if Dave was not your daddy

you would not defend him on certain instances alright fair enough now name one now fucking name one name one what name one instance

name one anyone name one instance where i wouldn't name one like like like yeah anyone can say that miss odier but name one name earlier earlier in the episode you said not collaborating with ronda patrick was caused for deaffiliation and then dave said yeah we should do it oh right we're back with affiliating things yeah yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. I haven't collaborated post yet. So you should still be off. Do you feel it? Oh, okay.

Do you feel it? Yeah. Yeah. So you should, you only got that, but I, I, I like now if anyone else at CrossFit said,

yeah, we're thinking about it. You would have been like, fuck that guy for thinking about it. But Dave says, I'm thinking about it. You're like, Oh,

Dave's thinking about it. All right. Thanks Dave. He's letting that one soak. No, no, shut it fucking Melissa. Come with your fucking own example. That one doesn't even fucking work. That one doesn't even work. I mean, that's

a different issue. I just know when you backpedaled, I was like, oh, don't backpedal yet. He didn't do anything. Okay, listen. Listen, send in your emails today and say you're going to de-affiliate if they don't start collabing with Rhonda Patrick. How's that? Better? And Thomas DeLauer.

No, I don't really care about Thomas. I don't care about them particularly. It's just like... Or Clydesdale Media. Yeah, or Clydesdale Media. They definitely collab with Scott Schweitzer. But I'm just thinking about how to unfuck the Rogan situation.

I just think that, hey man, he's got the loudest microphone in the world. Why wouldn't you lean into that? He goes to 11. If Dave was not your daddy, you would not defend him on certain circumstances. He didn't even give a fucking... I wasn't even he didn't he didn't even give a fucking I wasn't even defending him you he wasn't

even giving an example of where I was defending him he just was that he's been thinking about that the whole time since I backpedaled and he just wanted to squeeze that in uh uh I've never met Dave and I tend to jump to his defense he's cool he's principled he's badass yes and it's also it's like Lauren Khalil like he's the only Dave sorry Dave

he's the only Dave we have she's the only Lauren we have oh but we can't have other announcers we can't have other people hanging out in dave's little garage here there's not going to be another one of these guys right there's no more ranch there's no more we can review lauren khalil didn't create shit she took a position all right all right all right look at it. Any chance I get, I'm trying to make a land grab.

Oh, fuck. Did I lose you? I'm right here, homie. I keep hitting a button and my screens go black. Okay, here we go. Crazy rant. No shit, Dave. Wow, Hiller's truth bombs are smacking you around like a little bitch and you never defended when he was canceled. Why should he have

good things to say? These are all different comments. Each time he says it. You never defended when who was cancelled? Was I cancelled? I don't remember you being cancelled. I think I was cancelled. It feels like Dave's bosses have told him to stay away from Hiller. He went crawling back after all.

This is why I don't respect Sevan. He wears knee pads for everyone. And then... Oh my god. I want to see who that is. No, I don't. Did he say who it is? No, I don't know. He just read them off.

He's not even saying the names anymore. Dave loved that one. Can you play again? Yeah, I caught some shrapnel. He's so excited. Each time he said. Also, it feels like Dave's bosses have told him to stay away from Hiller. He went crawling back after all. This is why I don't respect Sevan. He wears

knee pads for everyone. So this is just one person putting in new comments, I think is what he's saying. Deep pads? No, knee pads. I don't respect Sevan. I just suck anyone off. Oh, knee pads? No, knee pads. I don't respect someone like I just suck anyone off. Oh, knee pads. Hey, listen.

I respect, you're right, I will suck anyone off, but I respect your mom and your mom wears knee pads. Mad knee pads. You ever see those old tool volleyball knee pads? Your dad sucks me off too. Whoever that is, you should know. I come in your dad's mouth too. Sorry, go ahead. Volleyball knee pads are sick

one of the photographers was wearing knee pads smart yep time he said also it feels like dave's bosses have told him to stay away from hiller he went crawling back after all this is why i don't respect sevan he wears knee pads for everyone wait why that sucks they chuckled he should have gotten defensive there. And then finally we'll close out on, Dave used to be elusive and mysterious, and now he's going on a half-rate podcast called Killer and Asshole. It's not a podcast.

I don't host a podcast. This is a little weekly update. But if you want to call it a half-rate podcast, it's fine. It doesn't bother me. Well, that's the weekend review um busy week this week it just sucks how stupid the people are in his comments you know it sucks it's like if you're gonna come after him come after him you're all fucking morons go ahead

it sucks to be dave and have no idea on the inside jokes like the half rate podcast thing it's funny but he has no idea what he's talking about he starts talking about how it isn't the half rate podcast thing it's funny but he has no idea what he's talking about he starts talking about how it isn't a half rate podcast because it's not a podcast but it's just a joke yeah when he does not grant Andrew access it is stupid you know it yes it's CF

they want what they want it is not stupid not to grant Andrew access it is no it's Andrew access Yeah it is No it's not I think it is It makes sense but it's stupid Yeah yeah okay yeah it's fine Okay

Okay that is very well said When he does not grant Andrew access It is stupid First of all you don't even know if it's Dave Grant Who has the ability to grant access or not So check yourself there Two It is stupid. First of all, you don't even know if it's Dave grant who has the ability to grant access or not. So check yourself there too. It is stupid.

You know it. Yes, it is CrossFit. They do not want, uh, they do what they want, but still a very bad move. All right,

dude, check this out. You would never not you, Melissa, and none of you pussies in the fucking chat or anywhere would have ever, if you work there would have let Andrew come there. I'm fucking telling you. If they would have fucking ass raped you the way he did fucking de Coons and de Grau and de Jesus and de Bill and everyone, just like, you would not let him there.

You're fucking out of your guys' fucking out of your mind. You're out of your fucking mind. Go back and watch the de coons and degrau video and just imagine and imagine that's your fucking like imagine that's your sister-in-law that someone did that too or one of your co-workers pick someone you guys are out of your fucking mind you guys not have any empathy? Fucktards. Sorry, go ahead. Daniel Garrity, Melissa270. Alright, ready for this? Yeah, go ahead. Imagine Avi's a chick. And you didn't

give one fucking example. You still haven't given one example. Go ahead. You have a daughter She's 19 years old Hey wait one more thing And listen You fucking god damn it In 2018

I worked at CrossFit And I took all my gear there to shoot the behind the scenes And I was told I couldn't do it In 2019 In 2020 In 2021 CrossFit and I took all my gear there to shoot the behind the scenes and I was told I couldn't do it in 2019 in 2020 and 2021 in 2022 oh god you're a fucking three year old you're gonna

really piss me off what about all the things you say Seve They should fuck you and Hiller in the ass Hey dude no two people are created Fucking equal The rules are not the same for anybody

Yeah I don't have knee pads Yeah Hiller doesn't even suck dick. Well, fuck yourself. Oh, sorry. Be nice. I'm your Armenian auntie. Sorry.

Okay. I love you. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Tell me. Sorry. I apologize.

I'm out of fucking trouble right now. No, no. You don't do that. Okay. Go ahead. I retract. I want a refund on my apology. Okay. Go ahead. What were you going to say about a cardboard box

and your girlfriend or something? No, no. You have a daughter. She's 19 years old. Oh, yeah. And she brings home her first boyfriend. And it's Johnny Sins. You know who that is? No. He's like the most well-known porn star in the world for dudes.

Oh, he's a gay porn star? No, he's a dude. And no he's a dude and he bangs chicks johnny sins yeah he's bald kind of looks like a combination of tyler and taylor american um pornographic actor yeah 428 000 oh shit his instagram account is no longer available jesus now now most dads i would imagine would be like oh this this this is this is not the greatest situation that is unless all of a sudden their daughter goes yeah i'm opening up an only fans and this is how i'm going to kick start it and then all of a sudden you got to go to war with yourself you'd be like oh damn do i really want my daughter to be dating Johnny Sins. Yeah. This is what she wants. And I am Johnny Sins in this situation.

And Dave Castro is you and your daughter is the CrossFit Games. Oh. And they kept me out, but they're stupid. Wow. There he is. Johnny Sins. Yeah, that's me. I know that was a little bit longer than I wanted it to be,

but I think it fits. It does fit. No one wants their daughter getting banged by Johnny Sins, but sometimes you got to do what you got to do. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Johnny Sins.

My only takeaway from that is now I know an adult. That's the only... I don't know any pornographer's names, but now I know Johnny Sins. Is he on the juice? I don't know. I can't believe you don't know Johnny Sins. Everyone knows him.

Everyone in the chat, do you know who he is? No, no one knows who he is everybody knows johnny sins no he's like a doctor he's a he's a plumber he's a he's a school teacher he's a he's a sports coach of like four different sports everyone knows him he is a sports coach no that's what he plays in all these different roles. It's a meme. He's like a meme. No, never heard of him. Where would I have heard of him? Just give me one idea. Porn.

Yeah, but I don't like... Any porn I watch is like a 15-second clip. I sure as hell am not doing any reading while I'm watching porn. Well, it's also more of a meme than anything. I'm pretty sure I found him out as a meme before I'd ever seen him anywhere on the internet in porn. Johnny Sin, is he on TikTok? Because I don't do TikTok. Johnny Sin's wife, is he married?

He's got a TikTok too. I know, but I don't do TikTok. I know I saw his tiktok option uh johnny sin's age girl oh no he has a girlfriend i'm actually convinced you know who he is you just don't want to admit it oh fuck i don't hey i don't even recognize him not even a little bit or his or his girlfriend i don't know his girlfriend here i'm to show you something there he is dude I'm looking I'm looking at his shit right now

I'm looking all over it see how he's a doctor in this and he's like a masseuse in this he's yeah Johnny Sins yeah I've never seen him before never once he looks like a fisherman there

oh he has the toes like Taylor's toes. There's that Batman picture you found. There's him on a pillow. Someone should get one of those with you on it. Oh, that would be awesome. Johnny Sins has a huge cock. Bigger than Tudor Magda's?

No. Ron Jeremy. Yeah. Do you know Ron Jeremy? Do you know Ron Jeremy? Yeah. He's like the new version of him, I think. Yeah. Ron Jeremy was in those music videos with LFAO. I didn't know that.

The East Coast will be out there for most of the week and then heading to the Knoxville semifinal and then back home know that. The East Coast. I'll be out there for most of the week and then heading to the Knoxville semifinal and then back home after that. So if you're going to go to Knoxville, see you there. That's it. And I'm out.

Peace. Seve, off topic, but I homeschool too. Hmm. What show is it? Show some, something good. That's good.

Um, see Pedro knows who Johnny sins is. Um, and that's the difference between us and the lone Ranger, I think. Right. Do you remember they all, everyone there doesn't know or does know they,

they would never dare talk about him. Remember yesterday when someone on the podcast was talking about visualizing baseball? That was Taylor. So I came home today, and I hung out with the boys. We fucked around and wrestled and shit. Then they had dinner. Then after dinner, I sat them on the couch, and I walked them through their jiu-jitsu match on June 8th. How'd it go? They fucking loved it that's cool yeah they love the visualization yeah they fucking loved it my son ari i could see he was like really pumped that is cool yeah

and they're like and they're like are we gonna do this'm like, yeah, every day until the event. Okay. So 7am tomorrow. Yeah. I wonder if it's a little right to bed then. Okay. Me too. I'm well, I'm going to eat. I hate to say it. After these plane flights, dude, every time I get on a plane, I get more and more pissed off at the world for how to shape there. And I'm not eating a single. It's either food or it's not food. I'm no longer eating fake food.

Okay. What about C4? That's not food. Okay. Did you see that thing that they were saying that C4 has poop in it? Yeah, that's why I like it. Oh. Who, where was that?

They were saying, Taylor was actually saying that something in there, something in there is like made from waste, is taken from waste sanitation facilities. It's like a byproduct of waste sanitation facilities.

And it's only in C4. It's not like in Ghost and shit. That's probably why it tastes better. Pizza's not food. Fuck, my eyes are tired. Okay, tomorrow we're going to talk about media. Done. We'll pull up that Trista post, the Colton Merton post.

Talk about Lauren. We'll listen to the entire event Number two with Colton I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to ass pound Khaleesi Jesus Christ You think there's a limit

To how much ass pounding One person should get Ask Bryce Did you see him this weekend No but other people did I was talking to somebody At one point and she comes over you it's Bryce and I'm like talking to this pizzas are a treat

I got a glasses all my stuff's still in my bags oh yeah fuck you're right someone's like the dark glasses go good with that hat oh yeah you're right that's cool I did see it was Celsius yeah there's poop in Celsius is that true too? I think it's in Celsius but I think you would see

foreign Celsius messed up or at least I've heard that. Dude, I have the world's biggest flashlight over here. Did you work out when you got home? No. I got food. Patrick Rios did Murph. Yeah.

Straight from the airport. Airfort? Airfort. Do your fuck up. Did Colin fly to the airport airport Air for new year fuck up Did colon fly to the airport? All right guys, love you tomorrow morning me and andrew hopefully caleb will be here Media lessons. You don't need media lessons. Don't watch the show. Love you guys

Uh, oh, uh, oh, oh, oh alex, dude, i'm a sports psychologist and we work on Visualization all the time. I'd love to help. Okay good Let's do that. I'm doing Murph on Wednesday. I know I think I am gonna do more if maybe tomorrow My legs are so tight from being on my feet all week. I got old. All right. Bye. Bye. Thank you Andrew. Thank you