The Sevan Podcast - REVIEW of TDC WIR 07/29/24

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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Welcome to the show Dave Castro Weekend Review just came out earlier this morning. We're about to review the show Buckle in. You better not have said nothing stupid. Cause I am fiery. I'm even getting more fired up. Oh this is a green can. Oh crittin, crittin, crittin, crittin, crittin, crittin. I'm gonna work workout right after this.

Doing some actual heavy lifting. Dead lifting over 135. Doing squat cleans over 135. You know, getting ready. Getting ready for the games. Squatting a little more. Trying to build up those glutes. Brandon LeCocque, what's up, buddy? Brady.

Oh, Brady. Hey, Christine Young. Hey, Kenneth. Hey, what's up, my man? Brandon LeCocq again. Blade. Blade Walker. Good to see you, buddy. Sabir and Kelly. What's up? Oh, shit. I forgot to look at my WhatsApp. Right after the show, Mr. Margerin, Dickless, I forgot to look at my WhatsApp. Right after the show, Mr. Margerin, Dickless, I mean, Dick. Good to see you, Jack.

Hi, Sarah. Hello. Sarah, are you old enough to watch this show? I guess if you can watch the Olympics, you can watch anything. This show is tame compared to there's never been a testicle that hangs out. On this show. Bam bam bam. I don't have a shaker, like you know, like a shaker that athletes have. But there was a second, there was a while where I was like, oh, maybe I need a shaker. And I was thinking about getting a shaker.

And, oh, by the way, if you want 40% off of FitAid, you would have to look, right, right. There is no FitAid. How can that be? Oh, that, oh, so that QR code is only up during KillTaylor. Oh, that, that, oh, so that, that QR code is only up during, Kill Taylor. Oh, all right. Yes, but normally it's there, right? Uh, I, but I, but I didn't, I, I, they kind of gross me out, um, the shakers because they're

all plastic. And so I was looking for a Pyrex, Pyrex, Pyrex, Pyrex, Pyrex shaker. Like I was thinking, oh, I want an all glass shaker. And I never found one. There was always some sort of plastic or something. But the other day through Instagram this popped up. And I asked Suza to reach out to this company to see if they wanted to sponsor the show. Look at this. And I mean they haven't responded but either way

they get a free... Look at this. It's all steel. There's no plastic. Unlike any other bold bottle, patented design utilizes 304 stainless steel throughout the lid. Mixer and bottle so it won't retain smell, bacteria, or flavors found in traditional bottles. I just don't like plastic. I've never liked plastic. Since I've been a little kid, I don't like plastic. I don't even like silicone, even though supposedly it's glass. I just don't like it. But look at this. This thing's just all steel. Does anyone use this? Does anyone know? Blender Bottles makes stainless steel. I was looking at the blender, a blender one, but there was something about it I didn't like like send me a link to that would you Mike I want to see theirs Not stainless steel lid though that looks steel to me

We're talking about talking about like this white thing here That little that little cap. I Think that's just so it doesn't spill I'd have to see it I'd have to feel it. I just like all the steel. I like it how they shake or this whole shit is steel I I guess look at that seal in there is um That seal in there is rubber too. It's got a gasket Blender bottle isn't stainless steel. Oh, you mean like this one? Oh, Caleb.

Hi. Scared the shit out of me. I see you. Great to have you here. Hey, this guy saying born primitive has one. Oh, yeah, they do. I think it's a blender bottle. Oh, no.

Let me find it. I have a couple of them. They're my favorite shaker bottles. How long have you been there? Two seconds. Oh, that's that's good damn did you know that I didn't see you yeah Dick I was gonna I was gonna pull I was gonna act like a just God speaking from above Sevon start what if you had done that seven just start the show What if you had done that seven just start the show? Have you watched Dave's weekend review? No, I have not.

Oh, good. This will be fun. You're going to hang out with me? Yeah, I have about an hour. Okay, that's too fast. Yeah, I want to work out too, before I take them ways to tennis. All righty. The one thing about these ones is that the shaker thing is in this in the lid.

It's like this plastic piece in the lid. It's not like one of those steel balls, you know, or what do you mean? Do you let that thing out? No, no, it just sits on the it's just screwed into the lid. Yeah, just like shake it. And then that's what shake it up. I like when it has that steel spring in it. Yeah, I the more steel the better.

That's a beautiful bottle though. See if I have mine with me. You ordered one of those, Caleb? I have a few of them. Pretty much every time I order from Born Primitive, I order one of these because then I get free shipping if I add like a wonder bottle. And that's steel can I look inside that take that lid off? Oh Okay, Wow All right, that's nice. Yeah, that's and it keeps everything really cold. So like I'll put ice in it and shit Did you choose that color? Yeah, very it's very on What you're in the on Air Force of you? Yeah. Iun-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un- Oh, yeah, like the story. Oh, that's sad. Now you lost all those months of...

All those miles. Membership, yeah. Please cancel Heidi to be invited to the next BSI. Thank you. Alright. Oh, Mike Fox tomorrow. Okay. Mike Cox tomorrow? That's cool. That too. My kids are, there's a skate park here called Mike Fox. So tomorrow the skating is there.

Alright. Dave Castro. I just had him on the show. I think it was the best show I ever did with him. Yeah, it was cool. I watched a little bit of it. It was chill. Ooh, it's getting hot. I was just listening to Pedro and Hiller go and I thought I heard Pedro say that the hottest it's ever been in His hometown is 84 degrees. That can't be true. Is it no way really? Yeah. Yeah, that can't be true He must have done the conversion wrong Obviously gets 84 like in Antarctica

84 that sounds crazy. Dave does not allow calls or messages. We did messages. No, I asked him not to bring wine or oil again, like, like to eat live on the show. I didn't like that. Oh, yeah. And they and he did drop the Chad twist. oil again like like to eat live on the show I didn't like that oh yeah and date and he did drop the Chad twist that was awesome oh yeah and our thumbnail guy since she was in the video our thumbnail guide put Trista Smith on the thumbnail

that caused that video to skyrocket I wonder why I don't know she's very popular with the fans seems someone's like how come people don't know she's very popular with the fans Seems like how come people don't talk about Trista Smith more like she's fucking 18 One wants to go to jail Well, she'd be do great at the Olympics though She wants to exploited let the Olympics she can hang her testicle right out Johnny Johnny Hayes, 84 is about right. Wow. Damn, wow. Okay.

You ready, Caleb? Yeah, let's do it. Let's party. Week in review, July 29th, 2024. So last week I... Good hair day. I like that kind of messy look on him. Oh, yeah Doesn't really care. I like it when he has it like a little Clean, but it looks like he just got done working on the on the farm a little bit. I like it Yeah, I went to

El Paso, Texas and I spent a couple days with the Border Patrol there. The Border Patrol is a big sponsor of the CrossFit Games. And so went out there in the morning, in the evening, toured around the border wall, actually, toured around El Paso. It's actually my first time going to El Paso. We had dinner at the... Except for when you came to the country I think dave's made more border visits than Kamala Harris has

School mexican restaurant did a little tour And then the next morning I trained with a couple other trainers from crossfit todd and cortney We trained about a large group 30 or 40 border patrol agents from oh, and I think cortney is going to be his right hand man at the CrossFit Games this year. Courtney Reif replacing Nicole Christensen. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah.

I think Nicole has other duties at the Games. Is that new? Courtney's done it before. She's great. She knows how to handle Dave. Good. That's good. From the El Paso sector.

And that was a lot of fun. We did a cool little run. Air squat and burpee workout. They were all really enthusiastic. They all had a lot of passion for CrossFit. What was cool is I've worked with a lot of military units, a lot of cops, a lot of different LEO, mill people. And pretty much all of the agents we interacted with or worked with just had a lot of passion. All the board of directors had a lot of passion for what they did and really cared about their mission and their job. So it was cool seeing them so fired up and into it. Did you see any of the footage from there? Have you seen any like Instagram clips or anything?

No, not that I know. He worked out with like, it was like 20 dudes and two chicks and the dudes look all jacked out of their mind really yeah like jack-jacked yeah imagine getting chased down by somebody like that no yeah crazy i think yeah crazy i was glad to see that that they all look like they are in shape like they don't look like just regular you know everybody i know that works for border patrol is You know everybody I know that works for Border Patrol is stout Yeah, they're formidable dudes Like they wear their shirt tight shirt tights like the like that coach who wears his shirt tight at CrossFit mayhem

Yeah, but like they couldn't get a bigger shirt. You know, I mean that too. Yeah, they're stuck in an extra-large. Yeah Spiegel we've been to the border. I am unburdened by What has been? camel Kamala toe Kamala toe I'll explain that joke to you Andrew Listen listen buddy. Listen, just listen to me for a second. Bear with me here. Okay, Pedro. Hi Right. You ready Andrew? Yeah the military flag in a CrossFit gym...

Listen, the reason why you put a gay flag in front of a bar is so when you go in there, you know that if the guy hits on you next to you, it's perfectly okay. It's a place you go to get other dick if you have a dick. I've been like I've been to a bunch of gay bars in Hollywood and when dudes hit on me and still like you know it's crazy I've been to like straight bars like 30 times in my life and no one's hit on me. I went to a gay bar and I still couldn't like I think I got hit on like twice. That's disappointing. But it's very disappointing.

Caleb, you would crush at a gay bar. Every gay dude loves me. Crush, dude. You would, Pedro, you would not do so good. But that's what that flag is for, to let you know it's a safe place to hit on people of the same sex. That is the premise of the entire flag. I'm waiting for the premise of the military flag. Okay, okay. It's the sexual preference flag. It's to let you know. And do you remember you went to a bar I think recently in the last year or two and you were sitting there and a dude was just trying to fuck you right? Yeah, the point where you're like dude I got shit to do I think you left right? Not because you know I told him

to leave me alone and he left the bar. Yeah. And did that bar have a gay flag? Not that I saw. They had an amazing burger though. Right. And it was all dudes. No, there were chicks there. And don't get me wrong, it's okay that he hit on you, but if you don't want to go jump through, because the odds are low, because only four out of ten dudes is the because the odds are low because only four out of ten dudes is gay. The odds are low. I just made that up. The odds are you get better on you don't have to worry about the odds in a bar that carry it has the flag up. That's the whole premise of the flag. Now, the premise but but and so it's a sexual preference flag.

The military flag and the American flag and these flags are just celebrating like a group. So like you put up a Navy SEAL flag and you're just celebrating a group. The gay flag is celebrating a sexual preference. A group of sexual people. Group of sexual, yeah. But not, no, no, no. A group of people who share a sexual preference. They want to, they're trying to pivot it. They've fucked it all up because they're trying to pivot it so it's like, like it's not just a sex flag anymore. Like they got a black stripe in there for black people.

Is that right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to get one in there for kids. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. They're trying to get one in there for kids. Because that's a choice too. They're trying.

But basically it's a sex flag. And I just think that a sex flag inside of a CrossFit gym just doesn't have a... Like it doesn't... I don't think... I don't know. I just don't think it's the place for it. Unless, unless you want to signify to people like, hey, here's a place to come get some dick or some pussy if you have a pussy or you have a dick.

You said a story on this show where people are banging in affiliates. Yeah, yeah. And there are affiliates like that. Like there's that affiliate in Portland that CrossFit celebrated where clearly like anything goes, that affiliate like look like it's the it's like Then I'm okay with that flag being in there. You're signifying like hey, it's okay to this is the place Not that it's not okay other places But we know that if you get a group of guys together There's gonna be some fucking going on if they're gay guys like they ain't dilly-dallying even if they're straight They ain't well. Yeah, but they dilly-dally you'd yeah, they dilly-dally a little a straight guys dilly-dally a little bit

Anyway, I'm just just telling the difference between the flags after watching your a nipple video The nipple video how long yeah, did you bone her quickly after that? You did Yeah, that's cool video. How long? Yeah. Did you bone her quickly after that? You did? Yeah, that's cool. Absolutely. Do you just grab her by her hair and drag her inside? Like, I think I turned off the cameras and then I kind of, you know, when you cover somebody in wrestling, she was like on her phone. I kind of jumped on her. Yeah, that's good. And her hips all good. She can just, yeah.

Just take it anywhere now yeah that's awesome about time it's been a long long year Sarah I've kissed more girls from my gym than boys fair enough he sent videos for research purposes yeah yeah security cam footage works a seven watching the world through a pinhole. Oh, you're a fucking moron. You're absolutely wrong. I'm flattered getting hit on by a gay dude. Me too. Absolutely. Yeah, right. I mean, does that mean I got a little bit of zest? I was flattered, but I was definitely annoyed. I don't think it means anything. It doesn't mean anything? No, because I have because I've never been hit on by a gay guy and I don't want that to mean anything.

Oh, so you're just mad that you haven't been hit on by a gay guy? My favorites when they're cutting my hair and hitting on me at the same time because then I know I'm getting caressed by a gay dude. Hmm, you know, he's liking it. They like sit up against you. It's like puts his dick on your shoulder. I feel your scissors. Those aren't my scissors. How did this all come up on the Week in Review? Just because you and Pedro popped in. I just wanted I just so I was fired up from your video. Oh Dave looks like he got a haircut from a gay guy Um quite the cron contrary Trish I I don't view the world through a pinhole

Quite the contrary But you do think that Donald Trump had an attempted assassination on him. Yes Trish, carry on. Okay, where were we? Okay, you guys haven't missed anything. So I'll catch you guys up speed. Dave went to train some people at the border patrol. And he got his green papers refreshed while he was there.

Okay. Then we eventually, after that, went over to the SOG headquarters. Actually, I got my hat. SOG, Special Operations Group. And met up with the chief in charge of VORTAC and VORSTAR. VORTAC is their Border Patrol Attack Cooperation Team. VORSTAR is their search and rescue team. I didn't know much about those teams prior, actually prior to Uvalde. And then-

I think it's Yuvalde. After that, heard a little bit about them, started researching them. Right, Yuvalde is where that guy went in, the tranny went in and blasted up the school. Yes, that's the one. And the cops didn't go in and do anything. And then finally border patrol showed up and fucking put their foot down. Yes, exactly. Okay.

And so he's saying, Dave said he didn't know shit about them. We have shootings at schools here, Pedro. That's what we're referencing. Don't act like you're bored. Our life is not boring like your life. We have fucking cool shit that happens in our elementary schools.

You only have knives over there. We have guns. Yeah. Is that right? We also schools. You only have knives over there. We have guns. Yeah. Is that right? We also don't have knives, but go on. Butter knives only. Man killed by spoon in Irish bar. Yo, you got a steak knife? Four Star is their search and rescue team.

I didn't know much about those teams prior to, actually prior to Eval Day. And then after that, heard a little bit about them, started researching them, started learning more about them. And then at this brief learned about their capabilities and everything they do. They're basically, they have a full-time team there in El Paso, then they have other teams at the station

and they respond to incidents really all around the country. And so it's pretty cool to see a tactical team like that who has a lot of experience and really takes the job seriously. They all, all the tactical team take the job seriously. But they also really, because of all the experience they have and because they're able to, you know, canvas the country and even the world essentially for their mission, they're able to get real world experience

on a much more regular basis than some other units. So from the Wikipedia, I'm going to read a couple of things. In 2020, as part of the protecting American community tax force, BORTAC was deployed during the George Floyd protests in Portland, Oregon, which sparked criticism from Governor Kate Brown and others, as well as a lawsuit claiming the agency engaged in unlawful detainment, arbitrary picking up people in Portland streets, and unmarked vehicles who were too far from federal buildings to be considered a credible threat. What's funny about that is I remember seeing that while all that was going on and all the protests in Portland were going on, I saw on the headlines in the news that there were

this agency in unmarked vehicles rolling up and basically snatching people who were breaking the law and rolling them up. And I was like, I was thought, A, that's pretty fucking cool. And B, I was like, who the fuck was it? Do you remember that? the videos of that? Vans were vans were pulling up and the door was sliding open and they were grabbing ante for fuckers They're really yeah And they would just pull these vans would just fucking pull up in Portland the door would slide open and just like in the fucking movies

Would they just suck a dude inside the van the door closed in the van to drive off? we're Fucking I guess to the border I Guess to the fucking border that shit was amazing. That was the only good shit ever during the George Floyd shit That and then I didn't realize until years later and then I started researching these guys and realized it was them. And then the other cool thing they did recently was I'll read...

So these guys don't play by the same rules. These guys must have some sort of wild jurisdiction, right? The border patrol dudes? Yeah, of course. They have to protect the entire nation. So they're like spread out across the entire United States and they're doing all sorts of stuff, trying to prevent stupid people from coming to the United States legally and shit like that. Yeah. So probably there were bad guys there and they didn't understand they were trying to figure out a way to grab them

and they couldn't grab them under the jurisdiction of the cops they had there so they called these guys and these guys grabbed them. Fucking awesome. Federal agents detaining citizens is tight. You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. You don't even know if they're citizens. Your whole world is just one giant presupposition Trish. You're viewing the world through a gaping hole. Yeah Trish you're viewing the world through a gaping hole. Yeah Trish you're viewing the world through a gaping hole. Through something half the

size of a pinhole. These guys just rolled up on a van, picked this guy up and are now Oh this and this is the long version the versions I saw they just pulled the van up on the sidewalk and grabbed him. Is that a mini van? Yeah, Dodge Caravan. Yeah, you're fucked. Why are they driving around in one of those? More space. They can speak to us. Yeah.

You can fit a 240 in the back. You can put a bunch of comm stuff in there. There's a lot of things you can do with a van. Mini vans are sick. We did. In 2022, during the elementary school shooting in Ivaldi, the Del Rio sector field office nearby deployed Vortac to help assist the local authorities. Was that okay Trish that they went in there? You fucking slut.

Arriving an hour after the beginning of the shooting, they ended the massacre by breaching the classroom where the suspect was barricaded and neutralized him. One Bortak officer was grazed in the head by a bullet during a shootout. So we all know that tragedy and what happened there, but basically the local authorities, local cops weren't doing anything. Those guys showed up on scene, took control of the chaotic scene that existed. After they examined the Bill of Rights and made sure that they weren't stepping on anyone's rights, I'm sure. Of course. Made entry and in making entry one of their guys got shot, but they

ended up killing the threat. So if they weren't, if they didn't show up, I mean I imagine that guy or the kid, whoever it was with the gun, could have ended up killing many more people. So a couple of cool stories. It was really... I'm dropping... I'm not doing CrossFit anymore. Fuck it. If these right-wing fanatics are going to be doing CrossFit, I'm not doing it anymore. Fuck that. I'm out. I'm out. Bladewalker, we got so many rules and we get sued for everything. Feds and Border Patrol got way more juice than the Leo. That's a law enforcement officer, Pedro. Thank you. Dan Grillo, toilet fan.

Decaprio? I like that guy. Decaprio? Oh yeah. So, on Sunday, Like that guy the cabrio. Oh, yeah so On Sunday I Went to the ranch with my son Saw this and

The It looks like he's standing on top of the gun. It does. Is that an AR-15, Caleb? Yes. I think actually it's a 22, but it's the same platform. And, uh, I put the scope on a squirrel. I put the scope on a squirrel I couldn't even see him with it with my own eyes. He was so far away

And next thing I know He was toast And I know what you're thinking You're thinking that's mean sebon. Why would you do that? But wait till I show you this fucking video Did you shout a catchphrase when you shot him? Fight fight fight He's nuts and then pull the trigger I want to show you I want to show you um So we skinned him and we're gonna eat him. He's being I have some video. Maybe i'll show it in a couple days I have some video of him being um

uh Flayed open Can you eat squirrel? No, no, he's being um, what's that marinated? Oh, hell. Yeah. Yeah, he's being marinated. Fuck. I can't find the video Let's see Uh dave skinned it. Dave skinned it. Cut off his tail and then took a pocket knife and cut open his anus and then just peeled him from his anus, pulled out like his insides out.

Like, just like, it was like taking off a pair of clothes. You're actually free to do that. I know where you see a pride flag too. That's a nice thing. Damn. Oh, shit. a pride flag too that's that's damn oh shit wow Pedro White oh that's so good oh my goodness okay yeah and there is a pride flag at the ranch so how do you eat bro what do you like barbecue how do you eat squirrels? Do you like barbecue it? What do you do? I don't know. Do you smoke it? Have you eaten squirrel Caleb? No I've had some friends

who make it though like they'll just go out and fucking kill some squirrels and Dave did it fast he just pulled out his pocket knife fucking cut open his anus my boys were so excited when he cut open the anus. And then he just peeled the suit right off the guy, put him in a plastic bag. And then his wife sent me a bunch of videos, put him in some like, soaked him in like vinegar or something. And then next thing you know, she sent me another video of him being marinated in yogurt. I want to say it was yogurt and oil and cilantro and spices. And then she said, when we come back from the games, we'll eat them.

Well, I'm going to marinate for it. Isn't marinate is not usually like overnight. Was it two weeks? That is a long time. This squirrel was so far away that I couldn't see it. And then when I looked through the scope, it was just like looking at me like this and the X was on his head. And then when I went over the scope it was just like looking at me like this and the X was on his head and then when I went over to it it was like right between its fucking eyes and it makes you wonder

how you could miss the president of the United States yeah okay but but hey so I asked but he wasn't on a slope roof dude's cross-eyed. He can't see shit. Uh-huh. What other excuses you want to use for him? Andrew, I asked Dave that too. You're gonna be right. I think that's like a four thousand dollar scope on there. Mm-hmm. And so I but but um, Dave says you would never miss in a million years a blind person could hit the president with that thing With that thing. Yeah. Yeah, but he said he there's no, he doubts very highly that kid had that thing on there. Yeah. Probably should have outfitted him with a better weapon when they created

their master plan. Probably. Unless that was the plan. Daniel Wynn, why did you concede the term random in your response to Ripito? Why did I concede? I don in your response to Rip-A-Toe? Why did I concede? I don't think I conceded shit. Did you know Tanner and Taylor are going to have a debate on my show? I wanted I did hear that and I wonder if it's a result of the video I put up.

Yeah, I think it is. It is a direct result. It is. I will be watching that. I'll be honored. I don't understand guns, Matt. I don't like to shoot them straight. 100 percent, Hiller. Is that a ball sack?

No, it's a guy in the red. A nose. It's a penis with an amputated helmet. Oh, nice. What's that ball snap? Okay. Taylor went into the comments and called him names. Good.

Oh yeah, they went to war. Dude, Tanner does fucking bother me when he goes, I'm an elite athlete. And it's like, dude, you were good 10 years ago where you did Dubai before anyone knew what it was, and that's not elite. No. I know. And the fact that he had to defend himself in the comments to people who were like, what do you mean you're elite? I've never heard of you.

He was like, Dubai. And I was like Googling his name, like scrolling back. I was like, Oh, right. Okay. It's a while ago. I or what? I like how I use myself as a reference against him. I'm like, Hey, I never said I'm elite. Yeah, that was good.

That was a great video. No nipples, but still good. No nipples. It's really cool to meet them and see their facility and see all their gear and see their process to how to join, etc. Last week, so that was last week, that was a couple days. Do you like it that the US military and Border Patrol and first responders do CrossFit, Hiller? Does it kind of give you like a little, like it's cool?

Yeah. Oh yeah, it's cool. You like it, Pedro? I think everyone should do CrossFit. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's cool. You like it, Pedro? Everyone should do CrossFit. Yeah, I think I can't remember where I saw the comment, but people, shit, was it here? No, it was after Gourock announced or revealed the uniforms. People not familiar. By the way, your reveal today went great for Tia. Fucking brilliant. Great stuff, guys. Shit show. I said, shit show.

When Goruk revealed their jerseys, the athlete jerseys, people started commenting, not from America, saying like, you know, there's people not from America that follow this sport, too. This is a global sport. It's not just military obsessed Americans. Like that was the tone of loads of comments. And I was like, why the fuck does it annoy you so much? Like, I'm not from like we're a neutral nation. I have no interest in military or anything to do with it.

But like it doesn't faze me in the slightest that other people care about it. Do you mean it's weird that people get the military industrial contract complex is just too great. How about people who surf who aren't Hawaiian? Isn't it aren't the origins of surfing in Hawaii? Yeah, but I don't think the origins of the military is in America, is it? No, but I mean, but the CrossFit, the early adopters who made it popular were the Mill Group. Hey, the whole, I mean, obviously, I know I'm preaching to the choir, but the whole premise is, is that if you need a GPP, general physical preparedness plan for your

body to make it so that you're best at doing any job that has the unknown and unknowable in it, CrossFit is the modality for you. Sorry, methodology for you. Lifestyle protocol for you, better. So yeah, and it's like tennis right now, it just happens that the best in the world is some Serbian dude. Why is it a Serbian dude? Really? Is the Spaniard better than him now? Alcares? Yeah, yeah, well he won Wimbledon. That's the most recent major and he won it convincingly. And did he beat Djokovic in it?

Yeah. Oh, shit, I need to go back and watch that. I didn't see that. I'll look back. Go ahead. Go ahead, Pedro. No, no. No, it's going on my head now. I can't remember what I was going to say. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Is border control, are they the ones that have the cash raise go beyond? Is that border control? That might be border control, not border control, border patrol. Yeah, patrol. Yeah, I think it's border control. Lupe is kind of ironic. It's ridiculous. Who picked that? Ironically, hey, you know, we should put it the tagline.

No, we can't. No, it's too stupid. You're right. You campaign that says go beyond. That is a campaign. Go beyond the border. You don't have the presuppositions of someone from the USA just like I drink Guinness and go what the fuck How do people in Ireland drink this? I?

Don't drink it so like the book of world records Yes, Guinness Book of World Records Is that really from Ireland Pedro? No, I think it's England Pedro. No, I think it's England. Last week, we also I did some testing, did some testing on Friday. Then I put out a little video actually prior to putting out the video on Friday, we announced the clean ladder and the structure for how that's going to go down. The basic overview, didn't announce the way jets And then the next day actual as on sevens podcast. I posted a video with Trista Smith doing the

Doing it was a little hint of her conducting one of the the events so Interesting that he doesn't he didn't say what the movement was he didn't say a step over he won't he won't say what it is That she's doing Cross our game Update show Friday more discussion. I like the amount of angles you came at him from when he was on your show Do you want to know why I did that?

Because you know the actual thing you were trying to get him to say it. No try again It was because it was your voice It was your voice in my head because you didn't want to see Mike Bryce letting him go no even better um I don't know because I wanted to stretch it out to a 10-minute clip because I knew it would do great It is better. That's why when the conversations swayed off of it and then I thought, oh shit, I need to ask him like a few more questions so I can turn this into a sub clip.

That's 10 minutes. You already knew what the thumbnail would be and everything. Well, kind of. There was an original thumbnail that was made that our thumbnail guy made and I go, hey, that needs a picture. Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. The momentum towards building up for the games is rolling

and next week, so Saturday or this week actually in five days, I'm heading out there and then I'll be there throughout, obviously until Monday, Tuesday. this week actually in five days i'm heading out there and then i'll be there throughout um obviously until monday tuesday so so um for the rest of the week while i'm there i plan on doing maybe a day in review maybe i should call it that yeah so this is the week in review maybe i'll do a day in review um while we're at the games oh last week i also did a video how do you feel about that uh in this tooth we'll get to that in one second how do you feel about that ped? Did you get a gap in his tooth? We'll get to that in one second. How do you feel about that Pedro as a

Filmmaker in the space as a journalist in the space that Dave is going to start doing Daily shows. Are you threatened by that? Why would I be threatened by it? Oh, okay. Andrew. Are you threatened by his daily output? No, are you concerned? Not in the slightest. Pedro, are you threatened by his daily output? No. Are you concerned? Not in the slightest. Pedro, are you frustrated? No. Andrew, are you annoyed? Oh, impressed, impressed. I like that. Andrew, are you annoyed? The only thing that's been annoying that Dave's done recently is continuously say that he's trying to take heat off of his comrades and come after him instead

when he ironically is doing the exact thing that would take more heat off of himself which is what he's doing creating more media oh come after me for the things that i do like make fun of me it's like yeah you're you're you're counterproductive with your tactics. Yeah, Dave. Yeah. You call yourself a seal. Go back to strategies. It's all the same. Hey, it is the fact. The truth is that these videos just give us more fodder.

That's what he said. That's the goal. It's crazy that he has enough time to do this shit. And he said like he was at Border Patrol this week. He's going somewhere else at the end's the goal. It's crazy that he has enough time to do this shit. And he said like he was at Border Patrol this week. He's going somewhere else at the end of the week. And then he's going to text. Like, I don't know how it's just he really impresses me with his ability to focus and function on multiple different things at the same time.

When something so big is on the horizon, that that's not taken all of the focus. I think before he started doing these videos, I always assumed he basically did like what Fraser did before the games. Like he would have just locked himself away at the ranch, toy with workouts for weeks on end, then bring someone in to test and then send them away, then toy with them some more, blah, blah. Now he's like fucking harvesting olive oil, making belts, like printing t-shirts. But he's not combing his hair, but he's not combing his hair.

Well, he does for certain interviews and he's like making videos, weekly videos, daily videos, acting, interviews. It's crazy. Sounds like your butthurt. No, the premise of this piece is that we're not butthurt. That's why I think. No one's annoyed. No one's...

Yeah, thank you. Facetious, yes. I didn't know they had that word in Irish. Easy Sevan, 45%. Good point. Thank you. What Adam's referring to is Dave said there's only a 45% chance that I can tag along with him in the mornings on the way.

You're saying that I should go easy on Dave so it doesn't fall below 45%. Okay. And my poor boy, and don't forget he also has time to single-handedly bottle all of his alcohol. Squeeze the olive into the bottle. You know I have the original olive oil, right? Everyone knows that. He gave you one personally yeah this is this is the first ever model of olive oil first ever ebay operation date on it I don't think olive oil goes bad unless you keep it there when you drink this do you get like crazy like the next day I should like crazy anyway I had to get this ship to Jay or who shipped it to me and do you shit like crazy anyway I had to get this ship to J or who shipped it to me and do

you shit like crazy after if it was shipped to you no what I did do is I have it in a glass up there and I pretend it's whiskey when I'm doing my drunk video oh that's nice it should be a fantastic weapon yes yes and then you'd be christened by Dave Castro's olive oil when it broke open. Don't worry. You've been saved. You've been saved. Stevy should have checked in with you first.

He did say he thought he he did say he wouldn't go on at seven because of you. Oh, he did. Oh, that's nice of him. How thoughtful. 46%. because of you. Oh, he did. Oh, that's nice of him. All right. Thoughtful. 46%. With Maddo Keefe. Finished the athlete series. Did a video with Maddo Keefe and HWPO and we'll do one with proven I think this week or or coming up. Today actually in a couple hours I'm flying out to Colorado Springs. I'll be out there doing some work with our army counter.

Crazy right Pedro? Look he's flying to Colorado today. Shot squirrels with me on Sunday. Hey when we pulled up to his house to shoot the squirrel the gun was already set up on the tripod. I opened the van door. He's waiting out front. I opened the van door. He tells the kids stand there. Then like literally we didn't have time to do anything. He said, Avi come over here. And the whole thing was like done in like 30 minutes. Squirrel shot, cleaned and we were on our way. And on the way home he said, that was really impressive how fast I got you guys in and out, right? I'm like, yeah. Nice hanging with you. Our parts with our, in the army effort we have going on.

So we'll be there through tomorrow and then tomorrow night fly back. So a lot of travel, a lot of CrossFit travel, CrossFit work unrelated to the games that is still going on. And it's good though. I'm ready. I'll come back and then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday takes... I'll still be working, but slow down a little and then prep for leaving for the games.

Also on that note, I don't have it yet because it hasn't been shipped to me. But I launched this limited edition t-shirt.'t been shipped to me, but it launched this limited edition t-shirt. It's pretty cool. I like it. It says it has my logo and then it has XVIII. So it represents 18. The X is my logo.

And so this is the 18th year of the CrossFit Games. And then built into that is the Texas flag, which is kind of cool. And the shirt's done in green, kind of like the Tex-Mex theme. Hold on, let me get my dog, she's about to cross. If you want to see the shirt he's talking about, there's a QR code right there. Click the QR code, you can see the limited edition Dave Castro shirt from the CrossFit Games.

It's that green one right there. That QR code will take you there, or you can go to TDC mercantile.com. What's mercantile mean? I think it means like place of shopping or place of like... It's like a merchant, isn't it? Yeah, merchant. Yeah.

Like a... Relating to trade or commerce commercial. Ooh, it works. Emerald store. It does work? Oh, that's cool. Okay. Oh, and there's the Fittade 40% off one. It does work. Oh, that's cool. Okay

Oh, and there's the fit eight 40% off one. Geez look Or you can get fitted or 40% off. Wow Thank you, man, I think they didn't send me any fitted I got some it's possible So if you're interested in the shirt tdc mark intelcom, I also launched another olive oil. It's a Thai chili flavor. It's really good and it's selling fast. So if you're interested, definitely check it out. It's also on TDCmercantile.com. That's the best one now.

The garlic one was great. Best ones. It's spicy. So last week I did this live. This week I'm not doing this live. Let's go into the comments and cover some of the comments So last week I did this live this week. I'm not doing this live Let's go into the comments and pussy cover some of the comments from last week. So top comment I think he should have he gave but you know why he's not going live because the comments were a distraction That's like a stupid reason, right?

Dave's entire life is a distraction, dude. Yeah. There you go. Take that Dave 43 comments was waiting for the the bam, we're live. So I guess these are some of the comments from the live feed. I think it's great for CrossFit for cashier to go live and interact with the community even though only here and there. That was fun. Cool. Keep doing this live.

That was fun. You could turn this into an amazing podcast with your background and access the ability for HQ to be on the forefront of pods and news would be so huge for the worldwide community. Think Rogan, but for the CrossFit community. It's interesting, because I really don't have any interest in doing a podcast. Some would say this stuff is a podcast, but when I think podcast, I think long form.

I think, you know, 35, hour and a half long. Zero interest in that. I like to keep all of these short. The shirts are awesome, can't wait to get it. Thank you. Love, love, love the interviews, Dave. Can't wait for the games. Chad quiz, athletes ranked next to each other. We use the same box. This will create a mono-e

mono-dynamic that's lacking in CrossFit. At Tracy Briggs, can't... I didn't get that. So two people who are at the court line would use the same box. To step up some... Oh, but we've already seen them step over. So it doesn't even... That's, that's ridiculous, okay. Wait to see the one mile run. I've been curious about the athletes' mile time for a while. It's going to be a great event. The one mile run is definitely going to be a great event.

That's going to be a really exciting, and it's free. So anyone who wants to go to Farrington Field Friday night to watch that definitely should, because if you're in the area, you don't even have tickets. If you're not even in the area and don't even have tickets, come out to the party. At Peter Shaw, Pete Shaw, good, I love when top athletes do class. There's obviously a need to train more volume for the top athletes, but using class for

your GPP and the anchor to plan for the rest of your training, weakness, workout, etc. is a great idea. That is how you galvanize a community, lead by example, and stay true to CrossFit's area program for the best skill for the rest. Yeah, I agree, Peter. Good comment. At Michael Wright, 9101, congrats on finishing the athlete. What was Peter referencing? Do we even know?

Something he must have said in the live show. I'm going to just clip that where he says, yeah, I agree, Peter. And I'm just going to have it as my text tone or something. Oh, that's nice. Well done. How will people know he's talking about you, though, and not Pedro? Who cares? They'll have to make the leap. I wonder if that had to do with the fact that in his Lexi Neely interview, that she said she still takes classes.

Interviews, they're a lot of fun to watch. And for all those complaining, they're not on the CrossFit channel. I am happy we got them at all. Looking forward to what's next. I think we put a lot of them up on the CrossFit channel I am happy we got them at all looking forward to what's next I think we we put a lot of them up on the CrossFit channel so just take a look. They're all on the iTunes whatever CrossFit's iTunes podcast channel all of them right? Podcast yeah okay J-Row 558 I don't know I don't know what that's about like someone. That's what I think

I know I imagine there's some sort of chain that a lot voices that get to Dave's like yeah They're up and he doesn't know what that means, but they're not up. Well the first time It popped up on the CrossFit podcast like on iTunes or Spotify or whatever I text Dave I'm like Oh, you're putting them on Spotify for the games. He didn't even know what I was talking about. Did they upload the videos to Spotify or just the audio? I don't know. I mean, if you didn't upload the video, that's just fucking stupid.

Just the audio. I don't like the same amount of time. What service do you use? We were not able to get the 7 podcast on Spotify video. I use anchor. So it's like, I think what has changed is Spotify for podcasters now. Oh, OK. Ask me why I use that one. Why do you use that one? Because it's free. Oh. It's unlimited uploads and it's free.

Oh, OK. And you can upload video and it uploads, it's really good because it uploads the video to Spotify and it uploads the audio to iTunes automatically and you don't need to do anything. You just upload the video and it does it for you. I wonder why iTunes hasn't gone to video yet. I don't know. Lupe's on fire in the comment section. What's, what's, she's, is that a girl or a boy?

It's a she-male dude. Oh How have you been handling his comment about your influence on self? I think I know but just checking Did you guys hear what he said about Taylor self maybe in a bad influence on Taylor? What do you guys think? Do you think that there's any truth to that? I think you bring out the biggest version of whatever person you speak with. Oh, wow. Thank you You're like testosterone Damn Yeah, you're a walking embodiment of a compound that I inject into myself that's awesome

And then this one dave likes to be in control of how people perceive him and being live doesn't let him hide behind. Oops, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to do that. That's good. Where was that? Sorry, bring that back up. Bingo. Okay, there you go. Go ahead. When he's not, when he's live you can't hide behind pre-programmed questions the same way that he is when he pops up with those things and he doesn't like that. I don't know. He clearly just reads the comments as they like. He's not. I don't think he's like he has no problem.

If he's asked a question in a few or if he's asked a question and comment here, I'm just going, nah, I'm moving on. I think he I think he's just I don't think he's disciplined enough not to look at him. He has the same issue that Taylor has. Has Taylor got an issue with the live chat? God, I've never noticed that. And Jason Kalipa too.

There's people who like, they just can't stop reading. Jason Hopper. Jason Hopper. Josh Bridges can slip into it. Like these people who just, they have to answer every single one. Like when you should just be choosing the ones that like make the show better or try to. I love the chat.

Okay. Post games interviews, yay. Interested to hear how their pregame opinions, expectations compared to their post games experience. The style and vibe of the athlete interviews are spot on looking forward to more. Yes, post games experience. The style and vibe of the athlete interviews are spot on, looking forward to more. Yes, post game interviews. Yes, I still haven't formulated exactly how that's gonna go.

First I thought maybe I'd go through all 80 again. Nah, I don't think that's the right format. Maybe I'll just do the top 20. That might be good now. Top 20. His butt hole did? Yeah, he's like, oh, 80 more? God.

Do you really want to talk to the guy that finished last? Well, yeah, maybe the last place guy too. Like it would be cool to hear him talk to some people who got cut. Hell yeah. Yeah, someone who's ever one place below, like whoever just got cut. I'd rather hear from the bottom 20 than the top 20. So what's it like thinking you were gonna do well and you didn't do well? Yeah. Do you think you even deserve to be there at the game are you ever you had your aim was to win the CrossFit games and here you are in 19th what happened so key you said that you changed everything this offseason why are you in the bottom 20 again Jesus Jesus if Dave Castro did testosterone, would his calves grow?

Yeah, they would. They would be the smallest calves on the planet, but they'd be a bigger version of those. If I take peptides for a week in Texas, would it have any impact on me? One week? Depends on which one. Like all of them. The men top 20 women post games athlete interviews. I like that. Can we get some content from the demo team, please? They look like a great team for this year's games.

Well, I put out a video of Trista Smith. So there's some content. As he reaches his Hand into his pocket as he reaches his hand Just know dude, that's him back on his own team of people It's like hey, well I did this again. I I did it. Yeah I commented on this. I'd make a video of the demo team Oh Did you say for free?

It's yeah, it would be for free. It's in the comment section. I would make a- You'd probably need a media post. I would make a demo team video. Yeah. I would, that'd be awesome. I think it'd be cool.

All they would need to say is, okay, follow them around. And I'd be like, all right, I'll follow them around. It'd be fantastic. Maybe I should have done, or maybe I still will. Nah, it's becoming too late now, especially with this travel. I was going to say an interview series with them too. Hi Dave, CrossFit has just launched a new shop, but just in Europe, what about Europe, or just in the US, what about Europe? I don't know the details for Europe. I'll look into that. CrossFit did launch a new shop, so go check it out if you have the details for Europe. I'll look into that. They did CrossFit did launch a new shop. So

Go check it out if you have it. So you can get you can pick up your CrossFit swag for the games or just what did you just type? Did you see him just type something? He's typing in the url of the website so he can pull it up Right or in general, he didn't even know how to do that and roll. I'm it is at the Go on URL is hold on. I'm pulling it up store.cross.com To check it out. They had a bunch of cool stuff. Wow, you go back to comments dab on them fuck point Pedro So your kids in class, so they love the game interviews. Great job. By the way, your daughter is adorable, dude. Isn't she?

Man, she would get it from me. Oh my God. Oh my God. The video on the what was the video where she's asking you something? The headphones. Yeah. Oh, that was great. Her eyes are nuts.

She's basically a car. If you look at a photograph of my wife and a photograph of her, like my wife when she was her age, the only differentiator is like the decor and the clothes. You know what I mean? They're like a copy of each other. It's crazy. Yeah, that's cool. Your poor son.

He actually looks like her, too, so it's fine. I'm pretty sure I was involved somewhere, but. Prosphet had a call in show on ESPN. I definitely tune in every day to watch it. I would too. No, he wouldn't, now you f***ing... And Sam... You don't watch shit.

You wouldn't watch anything. Yeah, Dave. Bingo. Yeah, I would too. Hey, can you write that in the comments too? You're lying. You would not watch the ESPN show. Yeah.

I'm on it. Thank you. I think Dave watches this. Hey, there's nothing better. There's no show on ESPN that's going to be better than this show. I'm sorry. There's just not. It's funny when he said that. When he said let's do a live call in on ESPN, I immediately thought if they didn't ask you to do it, it's just fucking retarded. Yeah, it's just not. And I say that with zero humility. It'd be better than Pat McAfee. And Mac McAfee. Thank you, Andrew. Yeah. Neil Bayano, Nine Nine. Hi, Dave. Hey, Dave. Curious to understand the decision behind the introduction of training camps award at the

games, especially after you said that you find the notion of training camps to be silly in one of the interviews. Thanks. Here's the deal. I do find them kind of to be silly in terms of how clicky they've been come, but in terms of they are a thing and they are really in the space and kind of organically developed in our sport. Meaning nobody, like said, we are gonna have training camps and some of the best things develop this way. Training camps should be clicky. That's the whole

point of having it, right? Yeah. They should be clicky. I agree. It started popping up years ago. So like I might think they're silly, but there's still a reality and they still have a place. And actually through all these interviews, I was just, I asked a lot of people about it. Is there anyone who thinks training camps are silly? Like, like you want to be a professional CrossFit Games athlete, you know, there's a place called CrossFit Mayhem, you know, there's a lot, you know that the best ever was there. So you go there and then another guy there. And then another guy goes there, and then another guy goes there, and then another guy goes there.

When I say guy, I mean boy or girl. And next thing you know, they form a team, and they have a special room, and they eat together, and they trade notes. How is that silly? What's wrong with that? That seems like totally like a no-brainer to me. Can you run me through the process of the HWPO camp go to go to Vermont Matt tells you how you're gonna be a cross-agent games champion and six months down the road you fucking lose your shit because you can't handle it and you run home to mommy or go to Vermont become in Vermont become disillusioned move to Spartanburg become better it's it's like it's like going to the mountaintop to learn

karate from the master that's what that's what I that's how I maybe I'm just fucking seen too many movies that's what I picture. That's how I, maybe I'm just fucking seeing too many movies. That's what I picture Vermont to be. I like the way you put it. Yeah, like you want to catch flies with chopsticks, you go train with Matt. But not everyone can, we haven't found someone who can do it yet. Vision Quest. Yeah.

And so then if you want to take the pussy route, you go be with JR. You'd be a real good pussy. And so then if you want to take the pussy route, you go be with JR. You'd be a real good pussy. Like everyone wants you on their team. You want to be the best pussy in the world? Go train with JR Howell at CrossFit Crash. You might have some fun too, you pussy. I can see it. CrossFit Crash is the best pussy. Good for your mental health. So is the best

pussy. What if CrossFit gave the best body awards for men and women at the games? It would be the ballsyest shit they'd ever done and it'd be epic. The best physique. Body of the year. Yeah. Aesthetic of the year. Yeah. Aesthetic of the year. Imagine how butter people would be when they didn't win that award. Or it will be even better as if they ranked them 1 through 40. Hey, I'm not even, I'm not even saying this. And you know what's crazy? It would be easiest to put 40th first.

Oh, for sure. It'd be so easy to pick 40th. Hey um you know what's crazy too if we did that if we did that and Danielle wasn't uh first place she would text me and call me a fucking idiot. It'd be like the first text I get from her in six months. I promise you she texts me like you're a moron. I know what my next video is going to be. Best body using CrossFit. And it's going to be as determined by the audience. Like my Natty or not video. Oh, that's going to be such a long fucking thing to make.

It's going to be awesome. Hey, does your head matter? Yeah. No face. No, no, you can't include the face. Face, dude. It's best body. Most attractive person in CrossFit or best body? There are two different questions.

I like the most attractive. No, I like best body because then... Oh yeah, when it comes to CrossFit it's gotta be that. And when you say best body, you're talking about like who, like who you'd want to take a shower with, who you want to be trapped on an island with, desert island with, or is there that implication? Like who you'd like to rub tanning oil on. Oh, okay.

I like that. That's safe. That's good. Who, if they asked you poolside, Hey, would you mind doing my back or my front? You wouldn't be like, oh. Yeah, that see. So here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Yeah. If you rule, if you rule personality and like Fikowski might have the best body in the entire fucking male field, but he, but he doesn't have the most sex appeal. That's accurate. Same with Valner. Valner is insane physique. Yeah. But he's not sexy. Yeah. Right. That's pretty gay that you just said that, dude. And then you said he was sexy. True. Hey, there's no other way to say it besides being gay. Trish says that he has negative Riz. Wow.

That's charisma, Savannah. Hey, there were the year that Froning and Camille won, they may have had the best bodies at the games that year. From like a viewer objective, just like everyone voting on it, I bet that a lot of people would have voted for those two. Right? I don't know. I like a really manly body on a woman.

I thought you were saying man. I like a manly woman. I like Pinheiro. You're trying to fire me up and it's not... No! It's just the way it is. It's just the way it is. I got a little gay in me. What can I say? I like... Yeah. I like...

What can I say? It's the way it is. I like my women like I like my men. With dick? Masculine. Not that much. Too much. I prefer the clit to be hidden under the hood. No man in the boat should stay covered at all times. All right.

Look at Dave's face. You paused him on. Perfect. What training camp they were in and realized that a lot of them are in camps and so decided, well, what if we just give a kind of... What does this mean? Sevon is gat. It's like not quite gay.

Yeah. Or it's a typo. I don't like dumb people either. I don't like, I cannot stand dumb. T is beside Y on the keyboard. I like T is body. T is body is awesome. No, no, no, dude. On the keyboard, the T is next to the Y. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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He can just whisper about his own diet here. Yes, exactly. Put tits on Rich. Yes, yes. Put a vagina on Jeff. Put tits on Rich and call him Andrea Pinheiro. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh man. Oh god.

Oh yeah, Dome it's fucking absolutely insane. Dome it's so hot. Okay, enough of this. Enough of this superficial childish shit. Here we go. That's why Dave doesn't like- That's why Dave makes fun of the locker room. Cause he's stuck making cash act on like an adult. Reward and recognize the top training camp.

So that's how that was born. I think it's a good, it's a good test, good experiment. I really wasn't expecting it to be so loud after I kind of talked about it to Matt O'Keefe and then all these other guys started posting about it and I kind of meant to keep it underground but it is conceptually underground. Someone I saw someone somewhere. Conceptually underground like my gayness?

What does he mean conceptually underground? The fuck is he talking about? How is it conceptually underground? Oh yeah, Gazan's body's crazy Yeah, there you go. That's the one That's the one Big bike. I swear to God if her and Ricky had a kid it would be born a crocodile Something prehistoric or a pterodactyl. I bet you guys and lays a I bet you guys and lays eggs

I bet you Gazan lays eggs. Whoa. A pherodactyl. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. I haven't even been drinking today. Hold on. Here's a good one.

I'm going to go with this. At DJ Yaramith, since jumping into the corrupt world of olive oil making, have you received any threats or warnings from underworld olive oil bosses wanting to control your product? Also, any good books on the subject? No, I don't know any good books on the subject. I'll look into it. If anyone has a recommendation, let me know. No olive oil bosses from the underworld have reached out to me. Maybe I should minimize my travel to Italy for the time being while I'm selling olive oil. I'm not worried about it. I'm too small-time. It's local stuff. It's only from California. I don't know how corrupt it is here in California if there's any underworld olive oil

illegal activities with California-based olive oil. I hope not. But no, no one's contacting me. Back to the other thing. Back to this. If you plan on posturing on Dave, you better send the right team over there. What? Like you better send the right team over there. If you're gonna posture on them. It's not just like Dave lives in a very unique situation. Like, you better not send like just two dudes over there. You better like, I don't want to get into the details, but like you like. Can you imagine someone turns off to like, hey, I need you to go and rough this guy

up, he's getting into the olive oil business and they pull out of their van. Dave's just standing at the front where it goes, hey, you two stand over there. I've got the gun set up over here. He just does what he did with you and the squirrels. Dave is the king of his hood and there's a lot of kings on the street And you like you don't yeah, that would be fucking crazy to go over there and posture on them. It's probably it's probably not even It's probably not even a good idea ever even to go to the ranch unannounced I know people do it but it's like and nothing weird has ever happened and he's nice

But like it's just I wouldn't do it and and i'm his buddy nice, but like it's just, I wouldn't do it. And I'm his buddy. I just wouldn't just like drive up and get out and start walking around there in that neighborhood at all. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting close Latin Kings.

Yes. You're getting close. All right. And you couldn't tell by pulling up there. You've been there, Hila, right? Yeah. Do you know what I'm referencing? Like I wouldn't do it on my own accord without... No, but just, you know, do you know the surrounding, the surrounding area at all?

Did you notice what's going on there? Yes. Okay. I did. Okay. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Nothing illegal, but like, it's...

Yeah. Wait, people just show up unannounced? Yeah, dude illegal but like it's um Yeah, wait people just show up unannounced yeah, dude, it's a famous spot dude, it's the ranch dude Yeah, so weird that's the one house sir is like, you know take a comment back to 30 years ago It wouldn't be weird at all To show up unannounced to people's houses. Yeah, it's like the only way you can get in hold of somebody. Right. Yeah, but it's not now. Well, what if you don't have his phone number? You don't go to his house. Yeah. Because you can't contact him.

He obviously doesn't want you to be able to contact him. Well, then he can tell you. But are you talking about 30 years ago, Pedro, or now? No, now. Oh, yeah, I think you and Hill are in agreement. No. I don't know if they are. Oh.

Do you think it's normal if I was in California and posted it on Instagram? He's like, what if Wooly wanted to talk to Dave? How is he supposed to go about it? No. He's got to show up in his house. Contact Don. Contact, that's how he gets a hold of anyone at HQ.

He should probably cancel his flights to the games and his hotel and give his tickets away because he doesn't want to talk to him. That's probably what you do. Did he really do that? Yeah, he put it up in his story the other day. Someone asked him, hey, I thought you had tickets to games and you seemed all set on going. And he basically said, wow, wow, wow. Dave, stop talking to me. Wow. I'm not supporting the sport.

Boohoo. That's not an exact quote. Plus close enough, quote unquote. Hey, dude, he's lucky. There's most people there's people who there's people who don't even get mentioned by Dave, he should just be happy he's blocked. At least he's on Dave's radar. Jeremy World, are we insinuating that where a group of Mexicans are gathering there is trouble? These Mexicans. Not trouble, but you shouldn't... Yes, never mind.

You gotta see what they're up to. We are insinuating that. When you see what they're up to then, yeah. All right, here we go um The training camp thing that's what i was talking about So the other piece I wanted to add to this is someone mentioned why not do the top affiliate for these guys? Also that that being said dave's dog will fucking bite you

And there's a lot of dogs in the neighborhood just running around So like before I get there He says call me when you're close so I can put the dog away and there's lots of dogs there all over the fucking place It would so what dogs don't bite me. No, not you. Yeah, cuz they smell pussy on me No one smells put you have more to you have enough testosterone to ward off. You know, this is actually a dog bite this scarf That was your first and only bite? That was just a joke because you know I said dogs don't bite me but a dog bite. My dog loved you right? Yeah and my dog yeah my dog bit my butt. Oh she did bite your butt?

Yeah. Oh she bit Dave too. The two dogs that have bitten me. That's a good idea. And I think that's the intent of the affiliate cup and the team cup is for to recognize affiliates, understanding it's morphed into where the super team thing becomes a thing, which I'm not a fan of, but our rules currently are set up to where there are a lot of affiliates who do it, but there are also people who create these super teams. Still a lot of affiliates, so back to what I was gonna say. So why I think doing training camps versus top affiliate for the individuals makes more sense

because there's large collections of people who do associate with the training camp regardless of what affiliate they're at. Meaning if we did affiliate, I imagine there's roughly, this is going to be wrong, but 80 different affiliates represented. So there's not a collection of affiliates, and the collection of affiliates would be biased just towards proven because the number of athletes there, HWPO and mayhem because the athletes there.

And what I mean by the training camps, you could be associated with those but not actually train there There's people from australia who are associated so it's a little more. I hate to use this word inclusive and more For to associate with the training camp and participate in this god. He hates that. He's even talking about this now This is this is probably exhausting him. I'm exhausted listening I am too. And not actually be at that physical location. Whereas with an affiliate award, I think you'd actually have to be at that location. And I think it would minimize the number of teams or whatever that we have. And again, Hey guys, look, don't get wrapped around the axle on this. It's just a thing for fun. Everyone's like seven fucking guys were criticizing it. He told me and

like, of teams or you fucking asshole. Don't get fucking wrapped around the axle on this. It's just a thing for fun. Everyone's like seven little fucking guys were criticizing it. He told me and like people are all spun up. It's just for fun. It doesn't matter.

Hey, and at the end of the days, at the end of the day, it doesn't affect the game. Fuck you and your cartel. Games at all doesn't affect how hard those athletes are going to go or how they're going to compete, we're just going to take some of the data at the end, tabulate it and behind the scenes, I'm going to hand an award to whichever camp wins, so that's all there is to it. Oh, is he not doing as part of like.

Rookie of the Year followed by. Training camp of the year, it's not doing it like that, but they said they're not going to announce it. He says it's not going to be announced on the stage. They're just going to like slip it to you underground. What's the fucking point then? It's conceptually underground and it's awarded underground. Yes. I can't wait till HWPO wins it and Matt Fraser takes it out onto his fucking ranch

and hits it with a sledgehammer. I don't think Fraser does anything anywhere ever. No sledgehammering for Slade for. I don't even think you're saying phrase. Fraser's like Biden and he could be dead somewhere. That's just like AI. Do you, does he not live in Vermont? I don't know. They do currently, I think, yeah.

Do you know something? What? No, I know nothing. Oh, I heard rumblings that he is moving. I heard that too. South America somewhere Yeah, no, yeah south Probably what happened is he has a kid now and he doesn't want to spend six months of the fucking year in a house Yeah, well I wonder why you didn't think about that before he built an HQ in the middle of nowhere an empire up there

I think that's just he's loyal to his home his home base It's called being an idiot. Maybe it's probably a drop in the ocean financially to Home Work out real quick clean up and then head to the airport. So thanks for tuning in to the weekend review Check out TDC mercenel comm for olive oil and or for the new game shirt and then I'll make some more content this week Wow, I got though. Thanks. He's such an influencer, isn't he? Yeah, dude. He's a fucking he's he's he is turning He's a one-man fucking media team now

Pretty cool. Yeah, it is pretty fucking cool. That's actually the exact opposite of what he wanted. He wanted us to come after him. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I can't believe he's doing that. That's fucking way cool. He's also kind of making our point for us. Which is? That like, one guy could do it all, but they're still not doing it and he's just doing it

on his own. Yeah. Let me defend the media team in this one. Just a tiny bit. Good luck. But just a tiny bit. Not anyone could do this. So let me, let me, anyone could do this, but they would have to like, like

Hiller couldn't, Hiller had to cut his teeth. He had, he had, he had to do a video every single day for a year. Now he's on the radar. Then he had to do a video every single day for a year, and now he's got a following. Then he had to do a video every single day for a year, and now he's hugely popular. I mean, I'm oversimplifying it, right? So, Dave didn't have, doesn't have to do that because he's already Dave. And these interviews that he's doing, those would be fucking stupid if just, God, I don't wanna say anyone's name in the space. Me, if I did. No, no, no.

I was trying to give you an out. I know, but it would still be cool if you did it because you have an accent. He has a bit, you know what I mean? He has a persona. 50% of the reason you're watching, it's persona, like 50% of the reason you're watching, it's like this, 50% of the reason you're watching is to see people interact with Dave.

Oh, Bryce Smith. Right, right, Bryce Smith. You had all 80 people do it, you would be like, God, I'm so sorry I watched any of that. Yes, so 50% of the reason why people watch is to watch them interact with Dave. 50% is to see if they glean any clues about the games and 50% is to watch the athlete.

And right there you're like that doesn't make sense, I'm on exactly. So you pick your parts, but that being said, the big problem with the media team is this. They've made, in the last four years, they've made as many videos as they should have made in two months You do know that they stopped posting on youtube again, right? No, really Dude, it's incredible And so do you know why that's so hillard? Do you know why that's especially bad right now?

Because it's the best time to post anything. Yeah, our stations are all fucking murdering I'm having the fucking another fucking record setting month and I'm not even when I'm not doing anything special. It's just, it's ramping up to the game. So people are hungry for content. You know, here, look at this. Damn. Why are they doing that?

This is the time. Holy shit. So this is when I gave him shit. So there was like a two month or a 40 day gap between these two. Yeah. And then this one I know was made by somebody that they had fired before they made it. So it was sitting in the cannon ready to be put up and then they just released it.

And look how well it did. It's got, uh, when's the date? June 21st. So, oh, not, it's almost two months, month and eight days. Yeah. Anyone who, so anyone who's in the space right now must be, is murder, is your station doing well Pedro? Yeah. It's not, it's not better than the month, last month? Uh, I don't know what it is, yeah. It is, yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean, like this is, this is like, it's moving and then next month is going to be even bigger than this month.

Like, if you're in the CrossFit space on YouTube, next month is the month you go for all your records. But even if you see the, you know, the terms that bring people to your videos, like now they're, you can see how people searched to get to your video or whatever, or what came up, like, or what video they were previously watching or what they searched when they started watching the first video that then led them to your video. I didn't do that. So like CrossFit is way more frequent than mine now.

Mine used to be the show title or the guest title, like the guest name or whatever will be very common now. CrossFit is a really high term this month. Yeah, just in your analytics Yeah, if you it's down in Engagement, I think or audience i'm not sure Audience I think Channels your audience also watches What about what about CrossFit games when's the last time they've posted? Oh andrew i'm pulling it up too

CrossFit Games, when's the last time they posted? Oh, Andrew, I'm pulling it up too. Chad? I bet. No, they've been posting those videos such as Tommy Marquez saying the Emma Lawson missing rankings. Oh, God, I can't wait to talk about that on Friday. Holy shit. Hey!

I have heard that he didn't come up with that ranking. Tommy didn't? God with that ranking Tommy didn't God but but when he read it was he like what the fuck I say it was just basically a script Okay, I heard that for more than one source. I'm gonna count it. I'm gonna count to three Okay, and when I count to three when I count it, I'm gonna say three I'm gonna I'm gonna when say go, you tell me the highest you think Emma Lawson can place this year at the games.

Like if everything went perfect for her. Are we going on three or go? Go. Ready, set, go. Second. How the fuck is she not in the top 10? Let's say, let's say things go, let's say things go bad for her. Let's say the, the, where is she going to place? Go. Fifth. Sixth. Twelve. Let's say things go bad for her. Let's say the, where is she going to place?

Go. Fifth. Sixth. Twelfth. Do you think the chances, yeah, so two of us think there's- But you're still watching her. You're still watching her. I mean, I just-

It's 10 athletes to watch. She would have to fucking have a foot cut off to fucking take 12th. You have a Madero's did it. And he won again. We all watched him. We all watched him. We all watched him. Okay. Okay.

On go, on go, say whether you think Emma Lawson is better than Justin Maderos. Yes or no? Go. Yes. No. So, I mean, once again, so we got two to... But again, Pedro's going to say it, but you're watching her. Yeah, that too.

But the thing is if they made a top 10 list and she's not in it, that doesn't listen. I understand times who the hell made that. And who have they done the mail? Did they do the mail video? M.A.I.L. No, M.A.L.E. Yes, they made that one.

Oh, did they leave any ridiculous of that? I haven't watched it. I mean, dude, that's ridiculous, ridiculous. That's like, like we all know who's going to take first and second at the games, right? It's Tia Laura. I mean, if you're just like just if I give you a million dollars and you had to bet, that's what you say, right? It's the equivalent of doing the top 10 guys and leaving Valder out. And then who do you guys pick third for if I give you

million dollars if you pick the top three finishers in the game who do you pick I pick Tia Laura Emma yeah Emma or Alex Kazan probably yeah fair yeah I can't I mean I can't really argue with it and it's just like dude it's not even it's not Emma's not even a contentious figure like everyone knows. She's the shit Roman Ricky Justin Hey, Emma has a better chance of what? Dallin is stupid fox

Yeah, you finishing fifth I don't it's not it's not a top 10. It's 10 athletes to watch So they're not ranking them first to fifth or first to 10th. They're saying these 10 athletes. But what they needed to have done, if that's what their aim was, what they needed to have done is say 10 stories to watch during the CrossFit games and talk about Haley Adams and talk about whatever. And then if you leave Emma Lawson out, it's kind of fine.

But to say that these are 10 athletes that you need to watch and you don't include her is retarded. That's the ICJ crouch in there. Yeah. Oh, good. I was about to lose my shit. You also down. Okay.

I could see you being in there to someone to watch within the top 10. Woof. Bad analytics? No Hopper. Oh, Hopper wasn't in there. No Fikowski. Yeah, that's kind of crazy, right? Fikowski's having the best 18 months of his career.

Well it's no Sprager. But I can see, I understand that one. Yeah, I get that one. I don't know, James Sprague is probably one of the funnest, he'll give the best clips. James Sprague taking 10th at the Games will give you more highlights than fucking Jeffrey Adler taking first, or Mad's taking first. That's accurate Hey, I'm a fan But then putting some men's it in over Lawson might be the biggest fuck up in the history of crossfit crazy

Or D over Brent D over Brent is I mean, it's not anywhere near as bad like that's a ten It's a 9, 9. Was Dome it in there for the 10 girls to watch? No. Was Haley Adams in there? Yes. I believe she was like the second or third listed. Yeah. Third or fourth listed.

Is it late Pedro where you're at? Yeah, it's 1040. I'll be up at 540 probably. 40. Alright. 1040. Are you still doing 100 burpees a day? Yep. Insane. Dude, he's down a bunch of weight. You did? You lost weight? Yeah, I don't know. 10 kilos, 20 something pounds since. What? You're tall, right? Six. Well, I said I was six foot and can't call me a lying piece of shit. But I am taller. No, I think I'm shorter.

I think you look tall when I saw you at all. He's always a D.I. list. Ramsey, that makes sense. OK, I take it all back. I agree. I agreed with you and Alexis in the video when you said. What if she was left out because she said to Castro, no mental health, don't put her in the video, get her out, take her out.

Too much pressure. Don't put her in. Don't put her on the DEI. Oh, you mean like it's going to put too much pressure on her? No, can't put her in. That wouldn't be fair on her. She's only young. Leave her out. Holy shit, dude. That was my that's what I thought when I saw it.

I was like, there's no logical reason you leave her out. So it has to be an illogical reason. So it has to be that reason. Wow, I put it up there with an aptitude. Whoever created the list is a straight up moron. Maybe. So that's what I think about the shooter. I think he's just a moron.

That's how he missed. Yeah, I think it's ineptitude. You think that you don't, you don't think that it was lost and was purposely left off. Because there's just stupid people at the helm. That's what I think happened with Trump. I could see that. Thank you. All right. Andrew Hiller and Savamatosian CI at I. All right guys,

thanks for watching. See you guys later. See you tomorrow. What a weird question, fool boy. Do you masturbate, Pedro? No. He doesn't have time. I don't have hands. Bye bye.