The Sevan Podcast - REVIEW of The Dave Castro Week in Review 12/11/23

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

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true yeah that's cool bam we're live i'm using uh i'm taking some powdered vitamin c mixing with sparkling water i've never done that oh shit that's getting crazy powder you ever take that powdered vitamin c no i guess you can get like synthetically made vitamin c or you can get like vitamin c that's taken like from plants and when you get the stuff that's taken from C or you can get like vitamin C that's taken like from plants. And when you get the stuff that's taken from plants, supposedly you absorb it better. I mean, that's always the fucking like rationale for buying the expensive shit, right?

Absorption. Right. Yeah. It's better for you. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. But anyway,

I've been taking a shitload of vitamin C last 48 hours. My, the back of my throat looks like a fucking vagina that just had a baby. It's a fucking mess back there. I have to visual. There you go. Actually, it doesn't have to be a vagina that doesn't have to be a vagina that had

a baby. It just looks like a vagina in the back of my throat. Don't anyone get excited. I know Pool Boy's like, let me see that mouth open wide. I checked Dave's oil. You see that mouth open wide i checked dave's oil you sure would what's going on as dave's um uh dave's yeah i'm trying to find his uh website wouldn't it be crazy if i could make six600,000 off of a shirt that made fun of James Neely's number one guy, Craig Ritchie, off of my victim mentality shirt? Victim VCTM.

When you're done hustling and you're ready to play the victim. I'm here for it. Nice. I'm fired for it. Nice. I'm fired up to play the victim right now. Hey, I know you've been busy all day, but I sent you. Did you get James Neely's phone number? I did. The agent James Neely.

You guys remember? Yeah, we're setting up a time to chat. Okay, good. Thank you. I'm trying to find dave's olive oil website right now but um if he doesn't have it in the description of this show oh man he doesn't i it's weird i guess james nearly didn't thought that i he he thought that i was uh an agent that he could talk to me but we're just we're i'm just a talent buddy you gotta talk to my agent, Suza. Yeah.

Suza. Got to vet it. See what's going on. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. He had his website now. It was in his description. Hey, I have to warn you.

I have to warn you. When you talk to him, wear a string of garlic around your neck and a cross. Because he may try to tell you that it's bad for your career to affiliate with me. What if I call you back? I'm like, you know, I've been really thinking. And like, yeah, my name's not in the title of this show. And well, you know what? You'll see it on my YouTube channel.

OK, the Internet's forever. You know that, Sousa. And I don't know if you want to be around with that guy. Internet's forever. You know that, Sousa. And I don't know if you want to be around with that guy. I remember, you know, Pat Sherwood said that shit to someone I know, too. Pat Sherwood's like, you know, someone who's on my show. You know, the Internet's forever.

Like insinuating like that it was something bad to be on the show with me. Mr. Sherwood. Naughty, naughty. Naughty. Naughty, naughty. something bad to be on the show with me mr sherwood naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty i know this paper street coffee is going to come back to bite me later tonight when i'm trying to go to bed dang but i couldn't resist i'm so stupid i should travel with bags of paper street coffee that are just empty and like situations like this i could just have them stacked in the back oh yeah and it would make for a killer backdrop i don't even like i could just have them stacked in the back. Oh, yeah. And it would make for a killer backdrop. I could just blow them up with air and seal them so it looks like I'm just like...

Empty bags, yep. So what's the deal? I heard that James Neely's representing Dave's Olive Oil. Is that true? Dave's Olive Oil. It's not allowed to be mentioned on my show. That's why Dave's not here. He's not allowed to be mentioned on my show. That's why Dave's not here.

He couldn't come on anymore. Mr. Sealy says, nope, I don't recommend it. Hey, if you were going to represent an athlete, which one would you pick? Colton Mertens. Ooh. I like it. I'm thinking about, I'm talking you into getting into the agent game.

I've been talking with some friends. Did you like my pitch earlier? Yeah. It was good, right? I feel like we could. It's so good. I you know i did that your agent takes from you the this agent gives to you the givers okay pool boy not me asshole listen you need to take way more trend you get way more juiced up only non-natural athletes that's yeah and colton oh here we go

um dave's olive oil website works tdc mercantile is that really what it is tdcmercantile.com that would be fucking incredible that's just smart bernie gannon talk god bernie's a stud bernie i this is gonna offend some people but fuck. I don't care. Bernie. I like reading your shit more than anyone else's. That's it. Like your, your, your comments in YouTube are better than Christmas cards from my mom. Like the ones where she's like,

you've brought me so much joy. I love you so much, honey. Thank you. You're a wonderful son. I'm like, Oh cool. That's like a fucking distant second place to Bernie Gannon.

Can I ask you a personal question? When's the last time you got a hand job when you were standing up? What? It's crazy. Standing handy. What is the context for that?

I can't tell you on the air. I can't tell you on the air. Standing handy. What is the context for that? I can't tell you on the air. I can't tell you on the air. Fair enough. Speaking of which, we got some gifts I just wanted to share here as I pivot from your question. Somebody sent this to you. Nature's dick pics. Are you kidding me?

Someone mailed that to the gym? Delivermore? Yeah. So when you get back in town, I'll make sure to drop it off. That does too happen. No, that does too happen. It's just a standing handy. You're just standing there and you just get a handy.

You're just like, fuck, take the poison, please. I'm not going to tell this story. Hey, I got a story for you. Hey, it's just like, hey, will you deal with this? Hey, you know what else is crazy, too? Oh, God, this probably isn't the show. Okay, welcome. You ever feel bad when they have to switch arms? Their forearms all blown up and shit, and you're like, sorry.

Just give me one second. I'm almost, yeah. I think this is a wild place to work at. Oh, my God. Okay. Bam, in the shower, but I'm almost, yeah. Black Angles is a wild place to work at. Oh, my God. Okay. Bam. In the shower, but I'm ready to party. Oh, good.

I like that. In the shower with Rosie. This is the In the Shower with Rosie show. Please, everyone, take your removable shower head. Turn it on full blast. Get ready. I also got this as a gift. Angry dad.

Yeah. I'm guessing it's from some of the people in the chat from the time I scolded them for making fun of our flat earth friend. At least I'm assuming. I don't know.

This isn't an announcement or anything it's just oh oh when i was in my late 20s oh shit i was supposed to um shit i was supposed to text lindsey birth it today um uh lindsey birth it hey i just type hey uh i need to ask a favor i'll call uh i'll call you tomorrow nothing big nothing big but let's get yeah we need to get her scheduled yeah I just I need to text her something so I like I need to engage her in conversation

okay I do that yes I do that sometimes just text people I don't like just saying hey but I like something anyone who believes anyone who believes in a flat earth is a moron what about anyone who doesn't believe in a flat earth Could they also be a moron

How about what if you said anyone who thinks they know Fuck we're nine minutes in Ladies and gentlemen this is the review Oh can you bring up Dave's olive oil Yes Sorry I started doing it and I got distracted by the stand up handy Yeah me too Welcome home Jamie Latimer Wow Welcome home girl Sorry, I started doing it and I got distracted by the stand-up handy. Yeah, me too.

Welcome home, Jamie Latimer. Wow. Welcome home, girl. Wow. Look at that. The picture stays, but it doesn't remind you of a cologne. Do you feel like you're looking at like you're going to buy a cologne right now? Dude.

This is nice. Wait, what's that say? Get 15% off what? Go back up to the top? Get 15% off with a stand-up handy? 15% off when you subscribe to monthly drop. Oh, drops. Oh, my God.

I'm going to fucking school him for that. Monthly drops. Drops. I'm texting him right now. Do you think he knows it says monthly drops? Oh, my God, Dave. I thought he... That's interesting. He's doing a monthly thing. That, too, you know what? Oh, my God, Dave. I thought he, that's interesting. He's doing a monthly thing. That's good.

What are you, 22? It says monthly drops on your website. Jesus Christ. Drops. Get my merch. What are you, the fucking Buttery Bros? Oh, speaking of the Buttery Bros. Hey, I want everyone to know that I was fortunate enough this year to film at the games

and to put out an extravagant epic saga that's 14 episodes long with almost every single athlete in it. And I appreciate all of them for being cooperating. Brent Fikowski, Katrin's David's daughter, fucking Shelby Neal. Just anyone who would talk to me all you guys um uh anyone who talked to me adam knifer will be on tomorrow anyone back there the fucking hundreds of you that are featured in this thing thank you it's 14 episodes it's anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour long and i just wanted to tell you that i made an absolute fucking killing in cash um from

my sponsors making it and everyone worked for free so i fucking made even more money and um i couldn't have done it without the uh and i gave it my 100 like a fucking 100 and i fucking almost died doing it and i loved every second of it and i couldn't have done it without the support of people like dated with me to do it and gave me the access I needed. And I'm very happy that I'm able to do this and put food on the table and make money. And the Games is an amazing, amazing place. If you're a content creator to go and support it's raining good shit there. It's the most scenic, beautiful kind. Like it's like,

just walk around with a camera and interview people and get B roll from the stands of athletes and just, just put out 10 pieces every day and just crush. It is. If you can't make money there, if you can't blow up your Instagram account there, if you can't start a YouTube station there, you are absolutely nuts. Or you're represented by James Neely. And your agent's just fucking you in your ass. Thank you. Because I murdered it. My team murdered it.

I'm so fucking thankful. The CrossFit Games are probably one of the most. It's better to film than fucking Niagara Falls and the Amazon combined. Or wherever elephants and giraffes are. Better than a safari. Oh, I text Dave. I said, what are you, 22? It says your monthly drops on your website.

He says, who cares? Thank you, Andrew Hiller. Dude, that was good. Thank you. Thank you. I'm pumped to watch his video with the Bajans. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hiller's got a video is it out yet yeah it was out i just started watching like the first couple minutes of it right before the on here so sorry the show interrupted you and you're come on man okay about two minutes

back to the lube or the oil um castor oil uh so it's 25 bucks if you buy a single can And You can get the monthly drops God that's beautiful How do you not send me one of those Yeah You douche nozzle Can you zoom in on that

Yes God he must be making a fucking killing Mint Then give me a very good zoom Whoa Um, yes. God, he must be making a fucking killing mint. Then give me a very good zoom. Whoa, there we go. All right. TDC.

He's got the side angle. What's up with those presidential seals and shit? God, that's nice. Such a cute little can. I wish he would break down what he was talking about in terms of the corruption and the way it's processed. I've heard him hint at it, like, oh, it's so, so corrupt. It's done with all these bad chemicals or something. I don't even know.

I wish he would talk a little bit more about that. I think, honestly, olive oil is like cocaine. People just cut it with shit. Crazy shit. Hell, it's stepped on by the time you get it, you don't even know what it is. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Founder.

Founder. Our founder. Dave is a... What? It says our founder. Oh. Dave is a passion for a few things. Hard caulk. No, no, sorry.

The writing's small. High performance and work and life and high-quality products to accomplish reaching those goals. He's committed to providing our customers with the best product and service possible. All right. Hmm. That's cool. Kenneth DeLapp, why so small? That's like two uses.

All right. Yeah, he's got t-shirts too. Oh, 13 minutes. I'm so stoked. Hey, so if you're going to buy a Christmas gift, that's the one to get for your CrossFitter. CrossFitter who has everything. That's the one to get. It comes in a cool tin you can save for forever.

Oh, shit. I think I clicked a button I wasn't supposed to click. Nope. Okay, here. Did I do that? Yeah, there you go. Full screen. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. The Weekend Review with Dave Castro.

He's got the – is that a CEO sweatshirt he has on? That's what I thought. All right. Here we go. December 11th, 2023. So I launched my olive oil website yesterday. It's actually a website for more than just olive oil, but that's the first product we're putting there. It's tdctangodouchecharlie mercantile.com. So tdctangodouchecharlie.com. And you can go there. And finally, after all this time,

order some of my olive oil. I actually launched it yesterday in the morning. I put it on my story, just kind of a soft launch to make sure I started taking some orders. Why is it in Espanol down there? Is that... I don't know, but there's a bad echo coming from your thing, too. Oh.

You may have to mute your mic when you play it. Oh. You want me to play it? No, it's okay. And then you can turn your closed captions off all the way over to the right of the screen where there's a little CC box with a red underline. Yep. Oh, you don't think we should leave Spanish on just because it's Dave? And our viewership.

Hey, remember when Danielle and Torres had a soft launch soft launch in a hard landing yeah oh ouch you need the drum roll drum thank you okay uh so i have to mute so so dave launched his uh we already talked so his olive oil is going and he soft launched. Okay. And then I put it on the actual, I did a post on my hunting Instagram, TDC hunts Instagram. And so we had a bunch of sales. It's, it's working.

I'm packaging everything up. I'm actually signing every can. So I have to put the, the harvest state on each can. And then I'm also just putting a little signature on each one. So doing that, I did some of that this morning. I'll do some of that this evening when I'm done with some work stuff. And so starting to ship out the olive oil now, which is super cool. I'm happy to have finally launched that just to accomplish. to have finally launched that just to accomplish.

You think he was on the clock when he was signing those cans? Or you think he punched out? He clocked out. He's a man of integrity. That's a late night. I imagine him by the fire, like sharpening a knife and signing cans. Hey, dude, he's so fidgety. I bet you he was in a meeting signing cans.

You're probably right. Here we go. Accomplish the goal of actually executing on an idea that I talked about for years. So happy about that. I'll be talking more about it and giving more attention to it as it develops. Last week I was in San Jose for a few days doing some meetings with some of the CrossFit team. And while there I did a couple CrossFit dropouts. some meetings with some of the CrossFit team. And while there, I did a couple CrossFit dropouts.

For people who don't know, he said he had some meetings in San Jose. San Jose is more or less the city in between Matt Souza and I in California. It's in the southern end of the Bay. And it's home to Don Fall. I mean, Don doesn't live exactly in San Jose, but mas o menos. Hey, can we move that California peptide so it's over? Yep. Thank you.

What's up, Caleb? There we go. Oh, how about we put it up top so it's not over the Vindicate? God, get your peptides and your Vind vindicate shirts now see that logo down in the right hand corner the qr code get it mad qr codes caleb you missed the olive oil launch i'll fill you in on it i'll send you a darn it okay okay let's say here we go bins we dropped

into crossfit extreme athletics neil maddox's gym, had a great workout there. It was, it was a wall bar, wall ball, burpee, um, box jump team workout. That was pretty challenging. And then the next day we jumped, uh, and it was a great class, really big class. A lot of people were there. And then a lot of people from HQ, but Neil's coach and his team, they did a really nice job with it. And the next day we did a drop in at, uh, Jason Kalipa's gym is one of his NC fit gyms. That's an affiliate now and we had a another cool class There is the first time I've actually been to that location and a really nice location We did there we did a rowing thousand meter row by and workout 2000 actually 2000 meter row and then went into some thrusters and burpees and a challenging workout

After those two days of wall balls and thrusters the next days, my legs are shot. Then after that, the following day, so Friday, I flew to Phoenix. You have any issues with him going to Kaliba's gym? Of all the gyms to choose from. Don used to work out there. Him and Dave are friends of all the gyms you could choose

yeah you gave your buddy a little home cooking I love Kalipa don't get me wrong I wonder if there's a little bit more than a workout a little meeting or something is Neil's gym still affiliated I don't know I can't find his website right now oh

I don't know if his team's affiliate yeah i was looking at the website that's a good question i think he wasn't for a while maybe or he was thinking about not i know he had a really really successful personal training business like really successful yeah he was training like people that were going to the NFL and shit. Right. Like high, high level. Yeah. Yeah. And rich motherfuckers CEOs, you know, and, and operation guys all over the tech world.

Uh, Steve Flores, he said, it is still affiliated. Uh, okay. Uh, Neil Maddox,

for those of you don't know, his former CrossFit games athlete, I think he was seminar staff. He's a fucking cool dude. Uh, Steven Flores, uh, he said,

it's the gym that affiliated oh meaning that there were some nc fits that didn't affiliate is that how you heard it no i didn't he didn't reference the gym he said that he referenced it as nc fit i don't think he referenced it as an affiliate like cross but then he said that recently re-affiliated. I think he said that. Oh, let's go. Let's listen. And we went to the Legends of the Throwing. He was in San Jose for a few days doing some meetings with some of the CrossFit team. And while there, did a couple of CrossFit drop-ins. We dropped into CrossFit Extreme Athletics, Neil Maddox's gym.

Had a great workout there. It was a wall ball, burpee, box jump team workout. That was pretty challenging. And then the next day we jumped, and it was a great class, really big class. A lot of people were there. And then a lot of people from HQ, but Neil's coach and his team, they did a really nice job with it. Then the next day we did a drop in at Jason Kalipa's gym is one of his NC fit gyms. That's an affiliate now. And we had another cool class. There is the first time I've actually been to that location and a really nice location.

We did there, we did a rowing, 1,000-meter row, buy-in workout, 2,000 actually, 2,000-meter row. And then went into some thrusters and burpees and a challenging workout. After those two days of wall balls and thrusters, the next day, my legs are shot. Then after that, the following day, so Friday, I flew to Phoenix and we went to the Legends competition. Boz was there. Heather was there from the games team and checked it out, showed support to the organizers, took a look at the event because we're partnering with them. Obviously, they're going to run the age group finals for us next year and wanted to show support and just see how they run their show. And I think it was

a successful trip overall. Interestingly, Greg and Sevan, Greg lives in Scottsdale. So they were in town and they came over actually even unrelated to me being there, but they came over. So I saw them and we hung out for, for brief for a little bit. We didn't talk too much, but it was good seeing them good catching up with Greg for, catching up with Greg for a few chats. So, oh, did you unmute me? That's awesome if you unmute me. That's even better. Did someone do that?

I didn't do it. Oh, if you can – oh, if someone could mute me and unmute me, that would be great. Hey, so we did go to Legends. It was fucking way cool. It was crazy cool. It was basically at the uh arizona state university it was in their gymnasium complex which was still open to the students so they had all this crossfit shit going on but then students still there walking through and

working out it was a really really trippy cool environment the dudes killed it whoever those guys are um the one uh jason bob and there's two main dudes and then there's a new dude who works with them jason neely but i think it was bob and they were so good i forget the other guy's name but uh class act crazy clean if you're a vendor there you're probably stoked the way it was all set up um tons of great athletes uh we did run into dave there there was no plan on us meeting there it was just a um i knew it was going on and run into dave there there was no plan on us meeting there it was just a um i knew it was going on and we were planning on going there and then i heard he i saw actually that adrian was there and i asked dave hey are you going and he said yeah and so

we ended up seeing him there um and then we all hung out probably for me heather boss dave aft was there brett marshall was there and um and and then. And then the guys who run it, we all hung out for like 20 or 30 minutes. Greg got fucking mobbed. I mean, mobbed. Oh, my God, dude. The old people love him. And it was cool. Yeah, but cool event.

Cool to see them there. I have some thoughts but they're not positive so not about the event it would just be nice if there was more media more attention for that it would have been so easy yeah that would have been so easy dude so easy in dave dropping in at these gyms i mean i know he doesn't really like to be the guy in front of the camera but fuck that's some great stuff you yeah yeah anyway okay there's great internet there so you could have done something you could have done some really cheap streaming there so they had nothing oh i didn't realize i thought that i don't know if they had nothing but i think i think that they had nothing and i'm not like – like I just think that CrossFit can do stuff.

Oh, no live – Kenneth DeLapp, no live stream for Legends. Broke my heart. Yeah, they – just something like for $15,000, you could have got something going. Like just something that would have been cool. Two dudes with a camera and an iPhone talking, following some shit around. That would have been a crash. Yeah, right. Exactly.

All right. And it's a beautiful event that deserves to be seen. Oh, Vindicate. I met Sevan this weekend, told him I do Sevan's apparel, and he said he can't talk to me anymore. That sounds about right. Dude, I didn't see any, Travis, I didn't see any CEO shirts hanging

in your booth. None. Did I tell you that, Susan? No. Zero. Broke my heart, buddy. Broke my heart. Okay. Here we go. Also saw Brett Marshall. He was,

he took second in the first ever crossfit games and he's an old school crossfit owns crossfit calgary he actually we give him credit for inventing the butterfly pull-up he was the first person we ever saw doing that and then after that the pull-up obviously gained in popularity finally the health summit's coming up again in february talk about it each time we do this i'm going to go out there and get a workout also be part of a panel So if you guys haven't signed up there's uh, you can sign up to go in austin or you can also sign up to watch it Online so really excited about that and all the work the team's putting into it to make make it happen Uh, the health summit is february 2nd, uh, it's being run by karen thompson it's a crossfit event

uh ronda patrick will be there uh gabrielle lions uh mccoy will be there who was on the show the other day dave will be there nicole carroll will be there and uh and i'm hearing rumors that there will be uh someone else there that you know i can't say but um but definitely Jocko Fuel will be there. So I think that there could be some surprise speakers. February 3rd, by the way. That's Saturday. Oh, February 3rd. Okay. Are you going? Yeah. Oh, Matt Seuss will be

there. I don't know if James Neely will be there because this is going to be a successful event. I don't know if he Neely will be there because this is going to be a successful event. I don't know if he affiliates with successful events. Oh my goodness. There's three CEOs t-shirts on the table. Oh, there were? Is that what he said?

You didn't look very hard at the booth. Damn! Damn! I knew I was going to... Hey, when I said that, I knew I was gonna I knew I Hey When I said that I knew I was gonna Fucking end up getting

Fucking slapped around Oh Jamie won Steven Flores If Jamie's in the chat Congrats on winning this weekend I got to I took a picture With Jamie's husband

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my favorite parts are where you take our questions and use them as a prompt for sharing historical context. Second favorite part is that it is fairly short. Keep up the work. I enjoy both of those aspects of it too. I try to keep it super, this isn't anything formal, obviously. This isn't a brief back to the community. This is kind of just me catching up on what I did last week and answering some questions that came up from the previous show on the comments. It's something I started probably

a year and a half ago, right around the time I was coming back. I decided to do this just to hold myself accountable to the community and talk to them a little more. I don't really like doing podcasts or being out there a lot. And so this is a format that was kind of uncomfortable for me. So decided to try it for that reason that it was uncomfortable for me and decided to do it once a week, every Monday. And the discipline of doing it and actually follow the following through of doing it is good for me because again, like like this isn't something I really would go out of my way to do on a regular basis. Like the idea of hosting a podcast to me is something I would never even consider just because this isn't what I want to spend an hour doing or this isn't what I want to, you know, filming or being on YouTube or interviewing someone isn't my idea of a good time. interviewing someone isn't my idea of a good time.

So I do this in a way that makes it something I can engage with on a regular basis. In that case, keeping it short, keeping it 20 minutes, usually or less. Also there's some days where I'll tell you what, like I don't even want to do this. Like I wake up on Monday and I'm like, fuck, I got to do the weekend review. But just the discipline and the follow through of doing it is good for me specifically because sometimes I feel like not doing it at Tyler Pitten. Uh,

have you ever seen Dana White's channel? No, I actually haven't. So he comes on Instagram, and he has this thing like, fuck it, Food Fridays. And it just shows him, like, eat pizza with ice cream on it. And then also, like, on Saturday mornings, he'll be like, I'm Dana White, and tonight we got some incredible shows coming up. And he just does a video, right?

But it's basically like what Dave's doing here. They're just – they're really informal things, but they're consistent. He does the – he does the food. Oh, yeah, here we go. And here's – oh, Aviator Nation. Look at him. He wears whatever he wants. Okay, go ahead.

That's a place in Malibu for people who don't know. Really overpriced fucking place in Malibu. Okay, go ahead and play this. Let's see. Everybody, it's Fight Week again live this Saturday night from the Apex here in Las Vegas. The main event, Sonia Dong versus Gutierrez. Number seven versus number 15. So normally they don't even play videos like this.

It's just him standing there like, you know what I mean, just getting pumped up. And everyone who knows him knows he doesn't normally talk like that. Oh, here it is. Yeah, here we go. It is fucking Friday here at UFC headquarters. And today I'm pumped up. So there's a company out in Dana Point, California called Truly Pizza. They flew all their chefs here.

They flew all their chefs here. Okay, so that's it. And there's one where he talks about fasting. And he just does these videos. And really Dave's thing is the same as ours. It's the same as ours is the same as this day in a white thing he just consistently is just reaching out to the community and that's what it is and it's kind of interesting because he doesn't like he doesn't really want to do it but

i think there's a nuance there yes song you dong song two two dongs fought the main event in the uh in the main card was a Song Yidong, and then there was another dong in the headline of the prelims. It was kind of weird. I've never seen two dongs on one card. Classic cockfight. Yeah. Not in the ring at the same time, but...

Anyway. I think it's great. It's awesome that he's taking the time and engaging with the community, and Dana does it too, but there is a necessary piece to it because you don't want to build the fortress around yourself and not have your own narrative so this is dave's ability his channel to communicate and at times he might use that to his advantage when he needs to and at times he just uses it as an opportunity to get out some information engage with the community either way i think it's smart and i like his different looks something like last week he was obviously sick as fuck sometimes he

looks like one of my fucking gardeners. Other times he looks like a fucking seal. I mean, he's just got, he's got, sometimes he's got to watch. Sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes his dog's walking around. So it's just, it's just, I like it. Me too. It's dark outside.

It's light outside. He's got a fire. He doesn't have a fire. Yeah. He had some more enthusiasm about the CrossFit for Health Summit this time. So that was exciting. Yeah. You like that?

Yeah, a little excitement. Okay, here we go. Mute me. 1, 2, 8. Dave, a few weeks ago, you spoke about the Triple Crown idea. The ranch is the mecca of CrossFit. Would you consider a CrossFit season that took the five or ten best male, female total points in the big three games, Rogue, WADA,

and have them come to the ranch to compete in the Mecca Ranch Games? The 2020 games, to me, were the best games ever. I'm not sure if something like this would be feasible for CrossFit. However, I just thought it would put that idea in your head. That's a really good idea. I would love to do that. I don't think we can pull it off this year, but I like that idea a lot. I think the 2020 games, I don't know if they're the best games ever,

but they were definitely very special games. Just even having the five people, the reduced field, having no audience. I'll never forget the first workout we did here. It was push jerk, row, and the pull-up workout, actually bar muscle-up. I think we used bar muscle-up. And it was completely silent. There was no music. And you could hear the athletes. Here they are at CrossFit Games competing. And you could hear every breath they're making, every grunt. And it was really cool just working out at that level for the CrossFit Games in complete silence. And just it was a really different feel and look to it that I don't know

if we'll ever be able to replicate at the Games level, but it was definitely a special event for a variety of reasons. I was speaking with James Neely today, and he said he really didn't like those games because he was unable to acquire the proper sponsorship for the athletes because it was such a small venue. So Dave, don't get carried away. Before you do that, make sure you talk to James Neely. Well, if James was a giving agent,

he would have realized that building up media and hype around his athlete, making the investment in that would have got him more brand deals and he could have used that money instead just to build the hype going to the games, knowing that there's only one of five. Scarcity is a good thing, my friend friend especially when you're trying to sell something i hear you uh tim murray

tim murray tim murray yeah cold mertens tim murray oh i would sign i would sign cold mertens and then tim murray not because i not because I was just – Sensory bias here, but okay. You do have sensory bias. Listen. Make a pattern unfold here. Dude, Tim Murray's strategic to make Colton Mertens look bigger than life. A hundred percent. They're both some studs, so. Oh, my God, dude.

I just – fucking Tim Murray and Colton Mertens working out together is fucking gold. Tim Mertens. Tim Mertens working out together is fucking gold. Tim Mertens. Tim Mertens. No, Tim Murray, Colton Mertens, and Emily Rolfe were skinny dipping together. Have I told you this story? Their first media release. I was at the beach today, guys. Just fucking watching my boys

bombing waves dude what a great day oh man and a video of um i'll be carrying back the two waters that was cool oh i don't oh i don't have this instagram account anymore i i got a new uh i would find it but it's gone oh yeah it's gone i think, yeah. It's gone. I got a new Instagram account, people. I forgot. Let me see what it is. It's just your name now.

Yeah, I got the old one back with no followers. Okay, there we go. Oh, wow. I posed for that. I took that myself, that hair down at the beach. That's good. Oh, boy, you I posed for that. I took that myself, that hair down at the beach. That's good. Oh, boy, you did pose for that. You do one of these?

You do one of these? I got it. Hey. I don't know how that works. I don't know. You have to teach me. I'm fantasizing right there about Caleb's jacket right there. That's payback from this morning.

I'm just grinding on my job. God, I love that fucking jacket. Caleb, we haven't seen you. What the fuck are you wearing? Thanks. That's a woman, Sevan. Duck lips. I did try.

I licked my lips for that photo. Oh. Hey, ladies. Yeah, it shows. It shows. i can see it thank you look at and i got and you can't really do the peers back there and it's that i use cinematic mode or something i know i like how we could see your shadow in your glasses too oh look there's some art can i please shave your head sure i'm ready for a haircut. Are you really? Yeah. Okay. Mertens.

Oh, back. Yeah, yeah. Mertens, Murray and Rolf go skinny dipping. Sorry, I lost my train of thought. And Sevan's in the bushes giving himself a stand up handy. Holy shit. I look like a dirty Pauly Shore? Holy shit, that hurts.

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Okay, here we go. Mute me. Ask Steven, what do you think about Chase and Bill's make the open matter again scenario for strength of field game seats per semifinal? I don't know what it is, but I think the open should matter again. I don't like the fact,

I think we can get to a place where it is more relevant to your score or to the athletes than it currently is. I would like to go in that direction. I don't think we're going to be able to this year, but I do think making the open matter again in a more significant way is definitely something that we're going to look into.

And I personally care really about. At Eric Wheaton, 6-0-1. Somebody needs to make a list care really about. At Eric Wheaton, 6-0-1. Somebody needs to make a list of all the things that are promised to come next year. So we need occupational games.

We need the open to matter. We need an event at the ranch. We need the open the matter to who to the athlete just there just needs to be some tension around it that it's not just like a okay yeah and chase and bill did a great fucking job yeah that show was awesome at laying out uh how it could matter what a great job i really hope dave does all the uh open workouts i hope i hope i hope he has an affiliate what i hope they do them in affiliates i think that oh yeah

athletes that'll that'll that's a train coming off the tracks if it doesn't matter to the affiliates more yeah me too that would be the first thing i would do with my athletes i would take colton mertens and uh tim murray and emily rolf just put them in an rv and take them around to work at gyms perfect yeah that was your original idea like two or three years ago i still surprise that hasn't come to fruition i i i got this other great idea that I gave Gabe today fucking brilliant I can't believe someone hasn't done it already you got a lot of cool stuff going

Gabe's killing it hey listen if you're a games athlete and you took money from someone you should be fucking stressed to the max about making that money back for them so let's say you took a thousand dollars from noble and you know they make ten dollars on every pair of shoes you should be

stressed as fuck that you sold a hundred pairs of shoes and if not fuck you you you're you're you're douchebag athlete well that's where our media our agency comes into handy we have the medias we provide the outlets for them to be able to do that yeah like like like i see those sponsors down there and i'm like god i fucking hope that they're like god i pulled a fast one on um uh sebon the sebon podcast i hope paper street coffee's making a fucking killing i hope you see a peptides is killing birth fit i hope that they just got babies coming out of vaginas everywhere everywhere i hope that one sponsor i can't even see what it says down there the red one grill your ass off god i hope grilling your ass off is killing it i gave my wife the uh

spicy the jalapeno pickles or whatever she loves oh they're so good so fucking good hey the olives are insane dude i sliced up when I was eating that kind of shit. And I'll go back to it soon. Couple more months. I would slice the olives and put them in anything I wanted to be spicy. Just slice them thin. They're so fucking hot. It's perfect.

Yeah. Swolverine. I hope that they're just making people swole everywhere. Hope there's just swole clitorises everywhere. Mm hmm. People swole everywhere. Hope there's just swole clitorises everywhere. Yep. Hit the QR code in the bottom right-hand corner and get somebody a Christmas present, would you? Yeah. Thank you.

Guaranteed PR with every purchase. I said a guaranteed PR with every purchase. Oh, yeah. You put the CEO shirt on, you hit a lift, PR. $1.99 for the sponsors. Thank you. God, that's easy money.

Thanks, Beaver. What's up, Buster? How you doing? Dave, I heard the fire department can affiliate for free as long as there is at least one level one at the department. That gives fire departments access to affiliate programming, et cetera.

Also allows a fire department to fly the CrossFit flag. Is this true? If it is given the change in affiliate fees, is it still free? Our department is revamping our peer fitness policies and we are interested in sending our trainers through the L1 and possibly the L2. Thanks. That's a good question. Actually email me davidcrossfit.com and I will get you the answer.

I don't know. Holy shit. That's fucking good question. Actually, email me, davidcrossford.com, and I will get you the answer. I don't know. Holy shit. That's fucking dope. That would be awesome. See, here's the thing, man. Dave read that. And remember when CrossFit sent out the email that said Dacoons didn't have his L1 yet and that he was going to take it? That's a fuck up, right?

But this, because you just get him his L1, don't talk about it, right? This is fucking cool. He's vulnerable. He reads that. He's not sure. He's in the training department, the games department, but he likes it and now we all know Dave's on the case.

You take away from that, like, hey, if that's not true, probably Dave's going to ask someone that that should be true yeah why not why shouldn't all uh firehouses and um police stations get a free affiliation what the fuck i would i would rather see them give a couple of key people that are in positions that work with the fitness inside the departments to just give them l1s i don't think they don't need an affiliate ship. Like why would they need to be on the map? They're not selling CrossFit. I guess that's a good point.

Why do they need an affiliate ship? Yeah. It would be awesome if they had a special course for the departments and then people that work with the departments could push them that way and then make a little money on the side too. That'd be cool. But after they go through the L1, maybe give them some sort of like,

you know, banner or something that they could actually fly inside the department. Especially like for all the recruits. I like it. All the recruits. You're right. You're seeing tons of overhead position, tons of hinging, tons of squatting. So even though you're not going to be teaching them, let's say, movements that are inside the gym, there's still a massive benefit for them to know the methodology inside it out in the L1, but also the movement stuff for it.

Because they're going through all those, like you're going to push jerk the ladder up above it there's a lot of carryover so yeah i like i i would be reaching out to departments to get them key people in those departments l1s you just took a uh an idea that's a 7 and turned it into a 12 just like crossfit turning 7s to 10s So you like all of seven. Yes. I like sevens and tens. All of these nuts in your mouth. Okay, Caleb.

No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got it, Joe. Right. He hit the button on accident, Caleb. Caleb's on roll. That's two jokes. Caleb uses jokes for the week.

That's all you get. All right. Here we go. CrossFit Mountain. Would love to share some of my affiliate workouts for CAP. Is CAP programmed by an affiliate or a team at HQ? It's programmed by a team at HQ of people who used to be affiliate owners, like Spencer Hendel, and there's a handful of others that contribute who were trainers at an affiliate, still train at affiliates, or also owned affiliates. So there's a lot of experience,

a lot of people providing programming from the team and support, and from the perspective of being affiliate owners or having had run an affiliate. James Hobart was also involved for a very long time, so was Austin Maliolo. But now the team, Austin and James went to different roles within CrossFit. So now the CAP team has kind of evolved to still include Spencer, who was one of the original founders.

So CAP came from HAM programming, which those three created and were running. Eventually CrossFit bought those guys or bought HAM programming and then turned it into cap at Justin so there was a programming uh

programming called ham hard as a motherfucker is that what that stands for ham I think I think so yeah it was supposed to be like their initials but yes hard as a motherfucker I think oh Hobart, Malleolo, and... Oh, Hendel. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm totally fucked up. Never mind.

Hendel, Austin. Nah, it doesn't work. Malleolo? Wow. Yeah, hard as a motherfucker. Ham plan. Yeah. And then CrossFit put put what's cap stand for safe space i think it's crossfit affiliate programming crossfit okay that works okay i could see i could see okay i could see the adjustment i take that i

retract my uh okay, I like that. If not, that was a good one. It's their name. How is it their name? What do you mean it's their name? What do you mean it's their name? Okay, all right, here we go. Anyway, so I'm forgetting what the question was. What was the question?

Who programs Ham? Oh, yeah. So Ham used to be programmed by... I forget even what the question was. What was the question? Like who programs? Uh, yeah. Yeah. So ham used to be programmed by Austin and Hobart and Spencer. And now Spencer handles the only survivor. Correct. And they changed the name. The rest of them just got a check. We hope.

I wonder how much they sold that to cross it for. Do you know? 50,000. It total. They each got, I pulled that out of my ass. i just got uh 17 000 yeah i think it's got 17 and 17 031 cents all right sounds like good deal halfner 6231 hi dave as a question about classes and requirements for things like the level 2 have you thought about an overall to the class trainer certification process? Example, instead of having an L1, L2 that expire, which need to be retaken,

but incentivize other courses to extend that timeline instead of having to retake. Example, someone would take CrossFit weightlifting. It adds a year to their coaching cert. Wouldn't this also incentivize trainers to broaden their knowledge and enrich the community? There's trainers out there that just retake the L1 every five years. This could target. Keep up the great work, Justin. Yes. So currently having a lot of discussions around the future of the model and what it looks like and what we change and what

we don't change. So timely question. Good question. Yes. Obviously, we made some changes to the affiliate level at the affiliate end of things. Definitely looking at how we're going to modify, evolve, or do the trainer path or the trainer process to be a trainer in our ecosystem to include duration of quals, to include being able to retake the qual, as you mentioned, to maintain the qual,

we're not allowing that. So we're looking at it all. That's a, that was interesting. He said, they're looking at the duration of the quals right now it's five years yep that's interesting nudge that down to four i mean quality quality would skyrocket that was interesting that was a little leak a little leak

yeah because the guy's like hey what if i take my fucking pull-up specialty course can i get a six year an extra year on my l2 qual right yeah and he said yeah we're talking and then he said we're talking about duration of quals let me ask you a question real quick and i want yours in caleb's opinion on this you're a responder law enforcement firefighter or whatever even a high level operator in the military um you take a test to pass to make sure that you're competent everything you need to how often should you retake that test to make sure you're still competent not everything has slipped into complacency like using the defibrillator and mouth to mouth and and anything that's required you gotta do a shooting thing. And I can't fuck Caleb. How often? Jesus, that's it.

At least annually. So there you go. So why would we now want to extend out our training credentials further than that? Now we could have a discussion on price. I'm with you there. Like some sort of reduce them. What about you think it should be just level two every three, every three years? Take it down from five years to three years.

I mean, I just took the course this weekend and after taking it it was like it fires you up you get excited and i'm so happy that nothing's changed in education with all these changes that have gone on at least christ are you getting paid by hq what what is up so so so you you you that that's a that you're open way way open to that i'm really open to that i don't think that charging affiliate owners or coaches like the 1200 each year, I'm not open to that. So don't conflate the thing, but I do think that there should be some sort of a incentive, um, to, to do these things, to go to the courses or something like it, like a workshop that maybe could be put on by an affiliate in the area that you could go and attend and get the CEUs or whatever it is

because it's so valuable. I coach a lot of classes, and I have for a lot of years, but I still go to those courses, and I come back fired up, and I take some things away. You just get in a room with all those like-minded people, affiliate owners, long-time coaches, the L1 staff seminar people. Yeah, it really gets me excited to go back and coach and apply some new things or some stuff I may have forgotten.

So you took the L2 this weekend? Yeah. Good? Great. I don't like the fact that it's an assessment, no longer a test. I still want it there to be a test, but other than that, I liked it. I had a great crew. After level one, is there any test, or is it just –

There used to be, so I've taken that. Wait, did you say level one or level two test or is it just there used to be so i've taken that this is my level one or level two caleb he's level one there's a test after the level one yeah and then there used to be a test after the level two and then you of course you have the level three which is just a test but um they took away the test at the l1 or at the L2. And they used to not have the test at the L2 originally when it was the coach's prep course. That was the first one I went to. Did you pass that? The L2 test? Yeah.

Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. It's a good course. And that's why I just wanted to flip it. Who were your instructors? I had Austin. Oh, yeah.

Busy being a fucking gangster. Oh, yeah. Zach Pine. Yeah. Jesse Ward. I saw Zach Pine at the skate park in Santa Cruz. Jesse Ward. Holy shite.

Yeah. It's a great. Still have a crazy beard. Yep. Wow. When he gets the PVC crazy beard? Yep. Wow. And when he gets the PVC pipe in that front rack position and he pushes his head down, the pipe just bends like a smiley face on him. Hey, that guy, Zach Pine, was the first dude I ever saw do twofers.

Are you familiar with wall ball twofers? Yeah, that's intense. Tony Buddy made a video of it. I remember seeing it on.com. Twofers. zach pine's been around forever yeah he's he may have been around longer than me that's crazy excuse me oh yeah there's jesse yeah wow look at him he doesn't even look real yeah fucking mountain man he is He's a good dude, though. All right. Oh, yeah. So just this question real quick.

Yeah, Mike, what it is is they don't even call it a test. They call it an assessment because it's like the judge's course. So if you get a question wrong, it tells you, hey, try again. Hey, try again. So different than an assessment, not a test. All right. Here we go. At Austin Fairbanks 9142. Dave, can you handstand walk?

I cannot handstand walk. So I'm not proud of that. But if I were to answer why I cannot handstand walk, the answer would be simply because I haven't prioritized or made it something that I, it's a weakness that I haven't worked on really. For a while, I was pretty weak overhead, especially at handstand pushups. Past several years, probably two or three, I worked them a lot. I got a lot better at handstand pushups, but I'm still not really good, but can do them and can, you know, rep them out essentially.

But from that, I think that amount of development in the overhead I was content with, and I've never really practiced or gone out of my way to work on hands and walks, especially at this stage in my development of CrossFit and where I'm at and what my goals are. It's just for me personally, not a priority. So again,

to close this off, TDC, Mercantile. I did, I did a workout at the CrossFit Games one year with Dave in his hotel room. Handstand push-ups against the wall and I forget what the other movement was. Probably was air squats.

We fucking got at it. He crushed it. I don't know what he's talking about. He can't be that shitty. I mean, they were low reps. You know what I mean? It was probably like three handstand push-ups, 15 air squats, AMRAP 20 minutes or some shit like that i can't remember exactly but yeah i bet you i bet you he can walk better on his hands than he's claiming i bet you he can get up on his hands and walk five feet he probably just you know what i mean he's probably not efficient at it but he's probably not parted you think so yeah You think he's just completely just a goofball? Can't do it? Mm-hmm.

Oh, wow. That's me. I think he kicks up and he comes down quick and hard. Oh, shit. All right. I'll coach him up, though. All right. Good to you.

Yeah. Take care of him. Dot com. When you're the CMO, you can just like, Dave, come in my office. Handstand practice time. Let's go. Get over here, you beaner CMO, you can just like, Dave, come in my office. Handstand practice time. Let's go. Get over here, you beaner. Oh, Savvy.

Oh, Savvy. Why? Why, Savvy? Here we go. My new site for olive oil and eventually other things. I think I'm going to do some leather products. He sells olive oil? And t-shirts, I guess.

I swear to God, he better fucking kill it. I'm going to order some tonight. I want to order some just to see if your discount critique is like packaging and all that shit. It's pretty good. I made some mistakes with it when I got it from Rogue. My wife used the whole bottle so quick.

He's like, you didn't even tell me when we ate it? She's like, no. Well, how the fuck am I supposed to tell him if it was good or not? She's like, I don't know. Did you like the last five meals? Yeah, everything my wife cooks is good. I keep that on the top shelf, so I don't use it all the time. It's only when the ribeyes come out.

He's got some floppy monkey arms. He looked like those inflatable balloons that just blows all around in the wind. Wow. Oh, shit. Pool Boy, you and Dave are boys. How fucking damn. No demo team this year. Carnal.

Oh, no demo team. Wow. Wow. Pool Boy. Holy shit. No testing. No testing this year. Oh, yeah.. No testing, no testing this year. Yeah, I should have called him a carnal.

You're right. I wish I could go back in time and retract that being our word. Carnal. A-S-Carnal. Carnal or carnal? Okay, here we go. It's on there too. So check it out if you want to try some of my locally sourced olive oil.

So why I say locally sourced, it's grown about 20 or 30 minutes away from here and then it's picked there and then it's processed about 45 minutes away from here. So I call it the chain of custody is all really local and you know for 100% that you're getting 100% extra virgin olive oil. All right. Thanks for watching. really local and you know for a hundred percent that you're getting um a hundred percent extra virgin olive oil all right thanks for watching um see you guys next week tdc all right that was cool i like that yeah that was easy there's no drama this time no no hillar mentioned uh chase and and bill got mention. I didn't even... Kinda. You got a mention.

We got more shit we gotta do. We're gonna... Maybe next year... Hey, listen. Maybe next year the Open will matter. Big year. Tremendous year coming up. CDC. Okay.

Good show. Thank you. Last minute. Tomorrow morning, Adam Neifer will be here. Adam ran in what is the most difficult team race on planet Earth. With a bunch of people from CrossFit Fort Vancouver. For those of you who don't know who Adam Neifer is, he's coached for a bunch of games athletes, including double champ Justin Medeiros. And Adam's been to the CrossFit Games 10 times.

He is a really fucking cool dude. He's a really, really positive guy. So tomorrow's show is going to be great. Oh, my wife just, oh, round two. Oh, shit, they're eating again. Okay. Don't miss dinner. Can you get.

Yes, I knew it. Yes, Dan, were you here earlier at the show? Thank you. That's awesome. It was him. What'd he say? Oh, wow. He sent it to you?

In this. He sent this to you. Oh, awesome. Hey, open. Is that... Oh, it's not. Can I see the back? I want to see some more dicks.

Dang. Hey, James Neely. want to see some more dicks dang hey james neely what do you think makes more money that calendar or your sporty beth deals that you james neely representing sporty beth can you imagine this guy made money from sporty beth's best video because he represents her obviously, right? So he takes a piece of the pie of hating on me. Oh, James, that's not nice. That's not nice, James. And then Sporty Beth went and told Dawn that I said something about her after she has a whole YouTube video that has 25,000

views. Her biggest video of all time. And it's just all about hating me. You know she never even met me, right? Talked to me. Called me. me oh really that's unhealthy buddy would your mom be proud that you were doing that working with those people putting that shit out in the world anyway i passed your number over to matthew souza no to matthew souza he's you could talk to Caleb. Oh, yeah. I'm going to forward you to Caleb. You could talk to Caleb.

He'll take that jacket off, though, before he talks to you. Ah, yes. I hear you are calling about Savon. Yes, thank you. Thank you. You said my name right. That's pretty good. Say my name. Let me hear you say it. Savon.

Yeah, wow. That's pretty good. Can you say my name, Matt? Savon. Yeah, that's good. Savon. Yeah. I very rarely hear it said right. I've only heard you complain about it every day for the past two years. Okay, great. Awesome. Figured it out eventually. All right. See you. It's coming soon. Oh, here we go. Oh oh look at will's already using his

new terminology chain of custody look at him i will that stuck you too i know i really like that uh will branstetter goes from the executive producer to the producer chain of custody as dave would say god that's good you're good will yes sporty uh beth backslap me with the olive branch that's right That's good. You're good, Will. Yeah, Sporty Beth back slapped me with the olive branch. That's right. Jeremy, that is my birth name, Savon.

Savon. But I'm trying to domesticate. Love you guys. See you in the morning. Oh, tomorrow morning also um karen thompson will be here giving away something free what is she giving away free well we should we should probably wait for her to announce it give a little breathing it's gonna be good and our people are gonna be the first one to know about it and to be able to participate in it and it's cool okay and Okay. And you'll know that. The Adam Knifer and some free shit,

and I'll also try to get Emily Rolfe to come on and say hi. Can I have Emily Rolfe or Colton? Colton, does Emily Rolfe have a – oh, yeah, she does have an agent, right? James. James, give her up. Let us have her, James. Give her up. Sacrifice her to us.

For him, it'd be a sacrifice we want roll yeah wouldn't that be dope rambler rolf the first that would be my first uh or suza suza's gonna be the agent that'd be suza's first client you see me carrying your bag? Mm-hmm. Need some gummy bears? How about a banana? All right. Good night, everyone.

SEMA. Oh, 6 a.m. 6 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Thank you. Great question, which is going to be wild because Knifer's going to have to get up that early, too,

so it's going to be wild. Nice photo. What? Oh, yeah, it's great. It it's like you and boobs all in the same shot oh you think that's that no that's the back of the shirt no that's the front shirt those are titties oh yeah look at that just around the curvature of her titties wow thanks for pointing that out she's drawn to it buh-bye