The Sevan Podcast - Shut Up & Scribble // Summit Games Day 2 Recap w/ Bryson
Episode Date: October 6, 2024Taylor Self and J.R. Howell break down Summit Games programming with Bryson Delmonte Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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And we're live, I believe.
What up thugs?
What up homies?
Don't do this right now.
I have to, what's the other format of, is it MP4?
Yeah.
I don't think that works.
How do I, if anybody's in the comments knows how to export
a video that is in like MOV, how to export it as MP4.
If you pull it up and then go to file,
you can usually save or export as.
File, I'm going to, okay, save as, okay, as an MP4,
save on my desktop, use, okay.
You cannot save this document with extension MP4
at the end of the name.
The required extension is period MOV.
I want to say use both, replace.
Let's see if that works.
Sorry guys, we have a breaking video that we have to show on the show.
It's absolutely insane.
It's not working.
I don't know what to do.
This happened with Will.
Couldn't figure it out.
I have it on Maris' phone right here if we want to pull it up. If I can show it on the
camera.
Air drop it to your computer and take it to your desktop and then the back end I'll walk
you through how to upload it if it'll work.
All right.
So first off.
What's up? Entertain
everyone while I try to do this. Don't worry. Just look, airdrop and the other stuff's easy.
Okay. Here's what we're going to start with. What was this event? Let me share the screen.
Let's look at the leaderboard. Summit games day two recap show with Bryson Del Monte.
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It's like James Raymond.
It's like James ready to rock Howell.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
Draggy boy.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I pause it.
Pause it.
Pause it. Pause it. I don't know how to pause it. Hold on, man. Just fucking. I got it. I got it.
Okay. Look, the other video, we need the other video too.
Okay. So upload that one. That's the one I'm not able to upload right now.
It's not letting me. Oh, the, the, uh, yeah. Standard one.
Then that is absolutely critical. Okay. So
download that video, do the same thing. I know it's not real mine.
Okay guys, so here's what we got.
This is a gentleman who goes by the name of,
the Red River's flowing.
You gotta take the dirt road home, brother.
This is Mr. Dirt Road himself. This is Mr. Red River. We don't actually know
this guy. We do know that the sandbag bent him over and spread this mother.
Hey bro, did the same thing to me. Just not like that.
Look at the blood on his hands, dude. First off. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe this is why you don't use a fucking 150 pound
tubular go rock sandbag for ground overheads.
Brigham. Jesus.
Where's the PFA when you fucking need them, dude?
Also, this hand, you can see it here, this handle right in the middle.
Yeah, it's doing nothing but just is.
Yeah.
I think it's there for no reason. I don't's doing nothing but just assaulting. Yeah. His mouth. Do you think you get his tongue?
It's there for no reason.
Uh, I don't know.
Somebody's throat punching this dude with their fuck.
Is this bad kind of dick?
It would be all over this guy's mouth.
All right.
Let's watch.
Who?
Uh, just wait till the blood.
Like he rested on his head for a second.
Can't quite get it up there.
Ooh, lock it out.
Ooh.
And it hits the camera.
Oh, and blood gets on the camera. Oh, my God.
You actually can't find this video on Instagram anymore.
They took it down, but we got it here, folks.
Here to give it to you first.
He didn't bust his nose.
Everyone.
I still have like a red mark.
Busted his nose.
Everyone was hitting their chin with that handle
That is just there for no reason and I guess this guy must have busted himself in the mouth with it
Oh, he bucking look right there. Bam. Oh his lip
He definitely jacked so he was having to do a squat clean thruster basically
Yeah, I guess that's
Insanity, so this is one of the dumbest workouts I've ever seen.
Sandbag ground to overhead.
Can you send me?
Did you get a video of you doing it?
No.
Oh, dude, I wish we had that guys.
Bryson found a way to do this.
It was like when he did it and I watched him do it, I was like,
holy shit, you could win the event.
It was crazy.
I clapped.
It was crazy, dude was like, holy shit, you could win the event. It was crazy. I got clapped.
It was crazy, dude.
Oh man.
So that guy, yeah, he got destroyed by that sandbag.
Oh, crazy.
Do you have the other video?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, here's what we're going to talk about, guys.
This is my decision to bring this up.
So there's a gentleman by the name of where's the app on the leaderboard.
Let's pull this gentleman up.
Let's remove this.
Uh, it says I'm sharing the screen.
Oh, here we go.
Share this tab instead.
All right.
Michael Evans, Mike Evans.
I believe he's competing at crucible next weekend.
And, uh, it looks like, um, how do I go to the next workout?
Hmm.
I don't know.
Competition corner is really hard to like, let's just go here.
Mike Evans takes a W and survival pack.
Yeah.
You definitely have to survive that workout.
That guy we just showed you didn't survive it.
So also if you guys watched last night, they cut the ground overhead reps
in half from 18 to nine and Mike was the closest person to finishing.
He finished the reps, but did not cross the line and no one else finished the rest.
So they cut the ground overhead by 27 total reps on a nine minute
cap workout and still no one finished.
Um, so this is the deal.
Uh, Mike Evans took the event when in his post event interview with Lauren
Khalil, do we, has that on her Instagram?
Yes.
Okay.
We're going to show, we're going to show his post event that when
interview first.
What's her what's her Instagram queen of hustle or some shit like that?
I have no idea.
I think it might've been on some of games.
Here we go.
All right.
I'm just trying to find.
Okay.
This is a recap.
Don't care about that.
Um, wait, this is a recap don't care about that um
Wait, this is the beep test
Only comment the only comment on her reel the live stream sucks
Okay, okay, I gotta go to summit games because I don't think it's on her Instagram or is it a story
I think it's on summit games, but I thought they collaborated with her but maybe not. Oh
Wow she reposted that guy's real it's still up on her thing for whatever reason. Okay. Let me go to summit games
Sorry guys on a more professional full-rate podcast you guys would have this stuff already queued up and ready to go. Oh, the blood thing is on their Instagram.
They might have deleted it and reposted it to collaborate with that guy.
Ah, oh, his face is fucked.
Oh, here we go.
This has got to be him.
All right, here we go, this has gotta be him. All right, here we go.
Let's listen, let us know if you can hear this. Comments, I'll let you know.
Ending the night with a win.
You said you're a little bit out of breath,
but that one looked awesome.
Was that your favorite of the weekend so far?
I wouldn't say favorite,
but I played my favorite the best, that's for sure.
What do you think about a workout like that?
Play to your wheelhouse and some of your strengths
It's just whoever's willing to hurt more on that. I think there's a lot of stronger guys out there. I just think I wanted to hurt more
What is your background like that kind of trained you to be able to get into that dark place?
I don't know. I think it's a combination of good training partners,
good coaches that push you in.
It's time to be pushed, but I wouldn't
take a lot of the credit.
Just doing the work they give me.
So who do you want to give the credit to?
I trained with Drake quite a bit.
He's a good competitor, a good training partner.
Coach Adrian Conway, working with him for two years,
so those guys play a big role.
And how are we feeling going into the final day of competition, two events left?
My legs are hurting but we'll see how the leaderboard shakes out.
Hoping to just be within a couple points of Drake's when we have a big last day.
Mike ending the...
He just wants to hurt more than anybody else does he he's just got that dog in him does
he
God roll the fucking tape bro. Let's get this other video up here
Okay timeout timeout
This is this what we're at 718 Okay, time out, time out.
This is this what we're at 718.
So this has got to be his last round of squats, right?
Oh, Hunter Larue is competing out here.
Wow.
Hunter Larue old, old and he was going to win the run in NorCal Larue.
Okay.
Mike, I hate to fucking break it to you, but you did not win this workout
because you want to hurt more. You won this workout because you didn't do a single fucking
squat bro. And I don't even want to use the F word right now because I want you to see
this and actually take something from it. But no rep, no rep, no rep, no rep, no rep, no, that was good.
And I missed the first one, which was also a no rep. I didn rep, three no rep, four no rep, five no rep,
six no reps, seven.
Okay.
I was a good one.
I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one too.
Six no reps.
And that's just what we saw.
Six out of eight squats for no reps.
I'm not a Hiller channel, bro, but I cannot believe the hubris
in that post-event interview moving like that. And, uh, oh man, stop that.
Just look, you're going to have to just watch that. Watch it back.
He's probably not even going to see the show. Nobody watched it. It's all good.
I think he, I think he watched the show last night and I just want to say, say Mike you would have clapped me regardless of if you were moving to standard or if I got to not move to standard
But I think Taylor just wants to make sure you move to standard at crash. What's
I'm not worried about Mike at crash, bro, because I
Do fucking know if he would have won that workout because he wanted to hurt more than anybody else great
But you don't hurt more than me, bro. No one does so I I he was in the heat after me and I was walking out and
I
saw a couple of the squats and I
Heard Adrian Conway, which I think is his coach
He said in that interview his Adrian was was like, stand up, stand up.
Like yelling at him,
but I guess Mike probably didn't hear him.
Yeah, this is the good, this is why I'm so grateful.
And look, I don't know Mike at all.
I'm sure he's a great bucking dude.
Mike is a great dude.
One thing I love about Bryson is he shits on me
if I do a no rep at the gym.
And I shit on him too.
Bryson typically isn't going fast enough
or pushing himself hard enough to do no reps
so I don't have to.
Just kidding.
What do you know rep on?
I don't know rep on anything.
Oh, your deadlifts.
I don't, I don't know.
Don't even shake your fucking head at me like that.
I told you not to bounce them before, bro.
Oh yeah.
Your elbows bend on the way down sometimes.
So it depends on what standard you're going off of because my elbows bend
after I touched the ground, which used to be fine, but you just couldn't bend
them before and like actively bounce it.
But then I think that one year they changed it to just straight up.
It looks like your elbows bend.
So I would just say, don't do that, but you're right. I've done that one time with you watching will never happen again. But look, good training partners hold each other accountable. You got to hold each other accountable, especially squads like that, bro. Can't say I've never done it. But good God, I don't think I've ever gotten an event, went in a workout where I've done some shit like that.
Thank the fucking Lord. I don't have that many to begin with.
Um, so that's crazy, dude. First off, hold on.
This fucking guy, dude.
I just, there's blood all over the back. Oh, yeah.
This is just a, it's, I mean, what'd you think about the movement itself doing it?
I think it's stupid with that, but that kind of bag, did they make RX do that?
Wait.
Yeah.
They had to do six reps.
I think maybe they had nine.
I don't know.
I think they had like 15, 12, six or
something.
Jeez. And Masters had to do that bag too?
Yep.
Wow. Unbelievable. Let's go watch.
I'm sure there's a kind of bag that you could do 150 pounds and it would work for,
but it is not that bag. There isn't.
Wow. We don't even know the women's leaderboard. Uh, am I, let me share this, share the screen.
Summit games leaderboard, Rachel, Noel, never heard of her. Maddie Fouts,
Never heard of her. Maddie Fouts.
Never heard of her.
Uh, Rochelle Hudson.
Nope.
Alexis Kendricks.
I actually have heard of Natalia Flores, um, her husband, Niko, Nico.
I think it's Nico.
I said, Niko.
Uh, I've texted him before about training and stuff.
Um, don't know anyone else.
Damn.
12 people.
Chloe Wilson was supposed to compete.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. about training and stuff.
Don't know anyone else. Damn, 12 people. Chloe Wilson was supposed to compete.
Wow. That's a big name. Big Err name. Not big name, bigger name. It'd probably be the biggest name here.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Hunter LaRue. He, where's the beep test? He didn't win the salt flat repeats and he's talking about being the best runner in the
field.
Fuck.
Who is Hunter LaRue?
Is he the guy at NorCal who's saying he was the guy who said he should have won that event,
but he stroked out and oh really the finish line.
Yeah, he was the guy who was ahead of me for three miles and then finished in 22nd.
Yeah, the worst, the absolute worst running technique I've ever seen.
Hey Hunter, you might could beat anyone in a running workout, but not with the
technique that you currently possess.
Fix your running form.
And I'm sure your engine will take you, uh, wherever you want to go in life.
Look at us, bro.
We're just coaching people up on this show tonight in such a non passive,
aggressive way.
Oh dude, 13 out of 15.
Yeah, that's not bad.
In such a non passive aggressive way.
Oh dude, 13 out of 15. Yeah, that's not bad.
Dude.
I wanted to jump off a bridge.
My, uh, you know, beach town throw down.
I got clapped by a bunch of fucking nerds.
My, my first individual competition and then crashed right after that same thing.
So that you do bad in crash ever.
I was fourth at beach town and fourth at crash and that was bad.
That was bad.
This is a big field of dudes.
Also, I would say clearly not adjusted to the altitude, but also the workouts like we
said are basically all posterior chain power output.
Yeah.
Which, you know, there's ups and downs to that because that's typically what I suck
at is power output, posterior chain stuff.
So you could also look at it like, hey, it's a chance to come try a bunch of shit that
I've been working on.
Oh, here we go.
We're going to answer basic training questions from Rambler.
This is going to be with this show, the new show topic today.
A question for barbell squat is asked to grass the only way to do a one at Max.
Or can you do hips parallel?
Okay.
Um, well, hips parallels and no rep.
Yeah.
Rambler.
Now you hip crease below the knee would be the correct
Burbage and standard.
I would say, um, any content from that team comp Taylor?
I don't know what team comp you're talking about.
What else, dude?
What are the other sites and sounds I'm going to go ahead on over to Instagram?
Well, the first event today was the eight rounder that they changed to six rounds.
So we talked about it on yesterday's show. They hadn't changed it to six rounds yet.
They changed it to six rounds. They left the time cap 12 minutes.
And I think eight people finished.
So, I mean, it was a good adjustment for sure.
You were one of them.
Yeah.
Had a girl.
I mean, you're in 13th because you fucked the barbell complex up essentially.
I'm in 13th because I fucked the entire first day.
Why do you think that was?
Is Brian here?
Yeah.
What's he doing?
Is he doing little recaps too?
He is commentating on the broadcast.
All right.
Athletes with higher skill gymnastics were able to put them to the test starting with
event four.
What was that?
Toes to bar, bar muscle muscle ups double unders and snatches
Especially to your grip and butterfly wings
Finishes with fourth and fifth just a tenth of a second apart and third to fourth with just a two second difference
But Drake Lewis ultimately earned himself a second event win
Second ahead of Mike Evans but Drake Lewis ultimately earned himself a second event win, finishing 14 seconds ahead
of Mike Evans.
For the women's elite, a similar game is Rachel Noel also earned her second event
win, finishing 29 seconds ahead of Victoria Robertson.
Is Robertson edged out Maddie Fouts for second by just two seconds?
Brandon Gomez thought you did a team comp with that fat guy that went to the games room. I
Did that was like two weeks three weeks ago, maybe
He is Travis Williams the fucking shit. Oh, let's see if she gets any no reps here looking for putting him in second overall
And we're so hot it sure was waiting for a Godark-style workout,
and she got it, along with her second event win.
She now sits in third place overall,
but just four points below second.
Elites are done for the day with Rachel Noel and Drake Lewis
still leading the way, but we have several divisions that
are going to take on Event 6, and we'll catch up with you
guys at the end of the evening.
Oh, wow. Rambler watched Kill Tealer today. And athletes with higher skill gymnastics divisions that are going to take on event six and we'll catch up with you guys at the end of the evening.
Oh wow, Rambler watched Kill Taylor today.
It's moving day and athletes with higher skill gymnastics were able to put them to the test
starting with event four.
Toes to bar, bar muscle ups, double unders and snatches.
This one was nasty.
Okay, we already listened to that.
Okay, let's do this one.
Ending the day with a brutal flashback from high school the dreaded beep test
You've never run a 20-meter shovel run where the time to complete decreases with most athletes being eliminated around level 10 or 11
Where the run would need to be done in just under six seconds for the men
It was a race between Carter Peterson and Derek Likowski the only men who made it to level 12
Ultimately Peterson held on the longest earning earning himself the event win. As for the ladies, they too fought to hang on with a race between Victoria Robertson
and Maddie Fouts, but as Fouts looked to the left, then to the right, she realized she was
the last athlete to hang on well into level 11. Your overall leaders for the elites Drake Lewis leads
the way 18 points ahead of second and Rachel Noelle 25 points ahead of second.
Make sure to check on Instagram for all of our other divisions as those will
have the full leaderboards as well as competition corner but we couldn't let
the athletes have all the fun so now it's our turn to put the beep test to the test.
See you in a couple of days, Drake.
Drake.
Take my buzz, Drake.
See what's in my DMs.
What you send me.
Oh, there's this guy's post an interview or oh
Here we go. Elon Musk Dave use
Himself at the Butler reunion rally with Donald Trump hairs looking a little thin over there. I will get out of here
Wow
So talk to me about the day, bro.
Sights and sounds, uh, event one was pretty cool.
I think six rounds was a good adjustment.
Like I already said, I still think it was kind of just about the snatches, but
it was at least fun to do some stuff on the rig.
How many w and total it was six rounds right?
Or they just kind of six rounds.
Six rounds.
Eight reps.
No, six reps. It's always been six reps but it used to be eight rounds.
Oh right, right, right, right. So it's 36.
Yeah so eight toes of R, four bar muscle up, 24 dubs, six snatches and the turf
which was a little weird but and then they brought
they brought rubber mats out for the double unders because they originally
going to do those on the turf too. Oh wow they let you do dubs on mats but that's
very interesting and how's it being run like overall would you say? Everything's been on time so far. I've heard of a couple more changes that apparently they made to the original events.
Apparently the bottom ring dip hold was going to be an L-sit,
but I'm assuming they made it a bottom ring dip hold because of the rapid ring sponsor.
And then they could have made it like a ring L- ring else it that's what I thought and then
now it's changed to muscle ups wow so we have muscle ups and ring dips tomorrow
in the same day who should I send a link to i'm gonna send a link to the locker room see
we getting any joiners uh yeah i don't know. Is that two minutes max muscle ups to start, which I still don't
know if it's a separate score or not. I don't see how you would make it all one score.
It has to be separate.
Yeah. And then we have a chunk of 30 ring dips in the last event, which is only a couple
hours later, but our X division is doing the max muscle ups tonight.
And then they have the ring dips tomorrow, which I feel like is worse.
Same day is better.
You think I think so?
Yeah.
I would rather do a muscle up workout than a ring to pork out in the same day than the
next day. Yeah. Are you in Buckingham Palace?
What are you sitting in?
Sivir and Kelly say you're in Buckingham Palace. Is that a hotel? No, it's the Airbnb
Good god is is the bed on the wall and you're on the headboard? Yeah. Ew, is that Michael Jackson staring at you? Yeah
They have LEDs?
Good grief, dude.
Are you in a strip club?
I had them unplugged, but Marist thought they were fun.
Wow.
Bryson and Marist are at the Titty Bar actually in Utah.
Hey, Bryson looks like he manages the Titty Bar.
I'm out here managing the Titty Bar.
You might could.
You might could manage a titty bar.
Carl is competing in the masters.
Yeah, what age group?
40 to 45.
He's in high school girls bedroom.
Wow, 40 to 45.
Carl, what a good dude, owner of HDR CBD.
We use their stuff every day.
What a good dude owner of HGR CBD. We use their stuff every day.
Eww.
Says Bryson is gonna have his labias laid out tonight
with that setup.
His meat's gonna be sprayed wide tonight.
Wow, bro.
What did you, oh, I was telling Bryce in a registered vote today.
He's registered in Georgia in the comments.
Let us know us, you know, all of our live viewers, we're not going to get crazy
political, but I do have a political question, which do you think is a more
critical swing state, North Carolina or Georgia?
And which do you think is going to be more closely contested?
Oh my God.
He's here.
Sorry.
What's up, Caleb.
Your star link is glitching again.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, there you are.
Now we got him.
We got it.
All right.
We got to show you some stuff from this, uh, competition. It's pretty crazy.
And I got you. There we go. All right.
Is it one of those local comps or what? It's I wouldn't, it's,
have you heard of the iron games? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
They changed it to summit games. Uh, Adrian Conway programmed it.
They had a workout with, with, uh,
sandbag ground to overheads and the sandbag is like a go-ruck sandbag
with the handles, and it was 150 pounds for men.
It's just secondly pounds for women, and just look what it's doing to people.
The sandbag did that to his face?
Yeah. Look at his mouth!
dude what the fuck?
oh my god that's so bad
how crazy is that?
What is the comment?
You got seven to go, buddy.
I don't know. I guess I guess you don't have it put up on his screen.
Wonder if anyone's going to tag the PFA.
I think they deleted it and redownloaded it because they that was collaborated
with the guy and they de-collaborated with him for whatever reason.
And then we watched this video of a competitor who won the event not doing a single squat.
No rep, no rep, no rep.
Dude, it looks like high rocks.
100% is it, that's some high rock shit right there.
I will say another thing-
Bryce, is that why you're in last or what?
Yeah, basically.
One thing I will say is that the only squatting
in the competition, there are those being
the only squats in the competition is kind of crazy because I felt like the limiter was
how much you could isometric one or max bicep curl hold.
The same bag?
Yeah.
I didn't feel like it was like squat tiring at all.
It was just holding it.
Well, you're holding 150 pounds and a bicep curl.
You did have the sled push, but it was empty.
You did have the complex.
Everyone who did well in the complex powered.
How would I know what I'm just talking about testing strength?
I mean, they're you know, yeah, there needs to be more than those.
What was it?
36, 40, whatever squats.
Oh my God.
I judged him on this event. Absolute
beast had no quit in him. Did he bite his tongue off? Is this PFA approved? No. Oh,
here we go. I pulled my way from his gums, dude. Oh my God. He needed stitches. It's
cool, dude. No, does this happen to you Bryson? No, I did get I did get everyone has a little bit of a bruise on their chin.
But yeah, Bryson damages, label liquor.
Yeah.
Classic.
I wound broom.
It was a fun event.
I had a great time.
No, you didn't.
Is that the guy who is that the guy in the video?
Yeah. No, you didn't. Is that the guy who is that the guy in the video? Yeah, it's not a big.
Yeah.
It was great.
Don't worry guys.
My face is fine.
I'm only bleeding a little bit.
Whoa, he's got abs.
Good go up, go up, go up.
The snag touching your nipples.
Is it right?
He's got some abdominals on him.
He's kind of shredded.
He's got that Paul Tromble vibe.
Oh yeah.
Yeah. Wow. That's kind of shredded.
He's got that Paul Tremblay vibe.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Wow, that's a really good,
it's pretty accurate, Paul Tremblay.
Little Canadian.
A little Aussie vibe to him.
Maybe a little strong, you know?
Not too bad.
No quitting that guy, crushing it.
Yeah, I mean, good for him for finishing, but that's crazy Mason. Do you think this was a
Way too cute workout and not an effective one
So I have input on this I think
Mason's really but heard that JR is using an implement or three that that Mason can't get his hands on in, Alabama
I don't know. The ports are closed.
So he's buttered. So he's telling,
he's saying everything that Jr uses gimmicky and I'm just stirring the pot.
Well, I think if Adrian programmed this workout 18, 18, 18,
the way that it was originally written. Yeah, Adrian Conway. And you look at it on paper, I
feel like a 70 pound goreth bag for guys 50 pound goreth bag for
ladies is a really cool workout. Like people are trying to go
unbroken the the people who win definitely go unbroken. And you
know, you can still do okay, probably break the ground overhead once or
twice in a round or two. And then like everyone else can probably still finish but you're
breaking it up every round.
We killed freeze.
Oh my god. Seven. on For some little lost. Oh, you're not watching us, bro. The fuck is that rich fronty? No
Nice and doing it. I thought Tommy Marquez. Who's that all Trombley?
That's Paul Trombley
He looks like an Arab. No, it's not I think this is a guy in the RX division
This competition.
Okay.
So listen, Bryson's doing a competition in salt lake city.
It's programmed by Adrian Conway.
This workout has sandbag ground to overheads.
The sandbag is 150 pounds for men, 70 pounds for women. So you have to do a ground overhead with a one 50.
You want to see me do a 30 pound right now? No, not really.
So watch this. Look at what happens. Press play, Caleb.
Oh, Caleb can't do this job. He's Starlink as fuck.
All right. Caleb's good at anal. That's it.
You're fired. Hey man. All right. Here, here. Hold on. Let me pull this up. Whoa. What happened here?
Where'd it go? Here we go
Hey, why is the men's weight double the women's weight? Isn't that fucked up? It's retarded. So look at this guy's face. Oh
Shit is he bleeding? Yeah
Oh Oh shit is he bleeding? Yeah. Oh.
Oh my God.
Is that Adrian Conway?
I remember him being darker than that.
No.
No dude.
This is just some fucking dinker in the RX division.
What was Adrian's role in it?
Sorry, I wasn't fully here.
What was Adrian's role in it?
Adrian programmed the competition.
Why is the men's weight double the women's weight plus some change?
I think he thinks men are twice as good as women.
Well, they are, but no one's supposed to be that outward about it.
You're supposed to be that out of the fucking high best. The owner of this competition,
I think changed a lot of the workouts after Adrian sent them in. And the way it was originally
written, it would be great, a great workout with 70 pound bags and 50 pound bags. But I think the
owner of the competition saw this and saw that he had 150 pound go rec bags available. He's like,
Oh, dude, it going to be so sick.
That's my interpretation.
Yeah.
I think Bryson's right.
The owner named Brigham.
He sounds like a retard, you know, for me, do you have, do you have to
do this comp tomorrow, Bryson?
Yeah.
It's the last day.
He already did that workout though.
So you come on here, talk shit and then go face everyone tomorrow.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Listen, I got to the warmup area this morning after our show last night
First five minutes five people had already come up to me and be like I'm surprised they let you in here
But you're the nice guy in the group
Well, I there's this one guy Mike Evans and he's a really good dude and then
No rep no rep what's wrong with that? No, she's not
You queef he does what you do when you squat. No, that's fine. That one was fine
Show me those again
Does another fuck no, no those are fine, dude
Brother, what are you talking about?
Those are fine. He didn't open his hip on a single rep. He never well you paused it while he's still on his way up
You pause it when he's on his way down
Hey, listen, here's how I know he's all the way up
I can see his like penis like point. He's getting a little fucking like no
Not have a fucking 12 inch dong. There's no way all right
I'm sure he is a great guy, but uh
At any he is a super good, dude
He just you just want to know if the fuck out of them
Yeah, crush. I mean that this is the thing if his judge would have just no rep them
I'm sure he would have figured it out
But he didn't get a single no rep and it's just like I'm gonna be a crash
Yeah, he's gonna be a crash, but he ain't getting away with that fucking shit. I
Think that's why Taylor wanted to pull that up
fucking shit. I think that's why Taylor wanted to pull that up. Um, after crash,
listen to this guys, uh, Caleb and seven, this is, I was telling Bryson earlier
after crash, I'm going to kill Taylor.
I'm going to focus on four exercises and they're the ones I'm already better than most people at and no one's beating me for six months I'm not even kidding
muscle ups
G-robe line change handbag means
Sandbag throws some sort of burpee. Oh
I should do fucking sandbags over the yoke, but it's like super high like hey 60 inches. Oh, yeah
I lifted a hundred and seventy five pound stone to like a 72 inch box or some bullshit and everybody's like yeah
We get it. You're six feet tall and
They didn't there was nobody cared
Hey, dude, you've taken on an impossible task, dude
What are you talking about just to put it just like to put money out there and fucking tell the whole world like you said
Okay here beat me at this workout any week, anytime, any place.
I'll do it first.
Go ahead.
Try to beat my time.
It's not an impossible task.
The problem is it for me to, for me to perpetually succeed.
It needs to be like the number one priority workout of the week.
You know what I mean?
It's the way to be a good crossfitter is to be an athlete that can't really work on
Kil Taylor.
Cause you wouldn't want to be the best at anything.
You would just want to be third best at everything.
Right.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like the workout today, Colton has no chance of beating me in.
But the problem with me programming a workout that Colton has no chance in beating me in
is that some fucking tall lanky retard like Hans can come in and beat me. Is that true? Has Colton said, has anyone gotten word from
Colton? Does he think he could beat you at that? It doesn't matter what he thinks. He couldn't beat
me in 30 rope climbs for time. Oh, there's no way. He's like a three pole monkey kind of guy.
I'd like to see Colton be a good dude and call in one day when he knows that he can't win. I
think he thought he might not be able to win that legless
burpee get over workout.
I agree. I agree. I knew he I figured he thought that would be close.
Yeah. And it was.
Fuck you, Justin.
I'm kind of making excuses, but the real excuse is that I just don't want
I'm sick of losing on Kil Taylor.
I'm just going to make this fight.
Or what? No worse programmer. Hey, this fight's grammar or what?
No worst programmer.
Hey dude, here's the thing. Okay.
I appreciate the fact that you're saying it's not impossible, but
just think about it, dude.
There's no one in the world who could go on and win every weekend.
There just isn't.
Not every weekend, but, but I have not even been letting it run up.
Once you did.
Right. I think it depends on. Once you did. Right.
I think it depends on.
One time we got it to 2K bro.
It was crazy.
It was once on 500 you fucking redneck shut up.
Oh my bad.
It was 3000.
Hey dude maybe we should make it just dude.
Maybe we should make it dudes over 40
can only compete against you.
No I'm kidding.
It's a master's only division.
Yeah. Female only with male weights. the I always keep the name K to kill Taylor even if he moves to the panel. And Taylor will always be on it.
But I was actually thinking if you ever wanted to take a month off,
we could pick not a new person, but we could do it where there's a champion.
Oh, like the winner stays on?
The winner stays on.
If he doesn't show up, we just fucking, yeah, replay.
You know what I mean?
That would be cool. But what if some what if some douche
canoe wins and then they just write a stupid ass workout that
everyone know they don't get to write the workouts Taylor still
writes the workouts.
Nope. Um, still sentinel.
Well, I wanted to do 52 weeks.
Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
This is episode 20.
Dude, we've made it so far, though You've done 22 and I think you've only taken
one or two weeks off.
Yeah.
Next week, I don't know.
I don't know what we talked about next week,
potentially doing that first workout.
As Kill Taylor.
Crucible workout?
Yeah.
Don't hit the kids, I'm live streaming.
You want me to pull that up?
I think that sounds good on paper, but I guarantee you like day of
It's just gonna be way too hard to well. He's got to do it anywhere. You got to see this fucking chicks body Rodriguez
it's the weirdest body you've ever seen she's
she has the legs of a
fucking four foot tall person, but the torso of a seven foot tall person
It's so fucking weird fighting right person but the torso of a seven foot tall person it's
so fucking weird fighting right now on the black yeah her torso is so fucking
weird can you tell yeah it looks extremely weird a lot of fighters look
like that guys don't do anything weird don't come in here in your underwear
either Oh Joey Ari homies what's up homies? What's up nerd?
What's in your mouth, dude?
What are you eating?
They can't hear you.
You're in my ear.
Okay, what else Bryson?
What other fucking great shit do you have?
What other compliments do you have for that event you're doing?
What's it called?
It's called Summit Games.
What do you think so far? I mean it's on time.
I can say that for sure.
Why are you doing it?
Because you know HGR, Carl, HGR CBD.
Yeah, yeah.
They sponsored me, like sponsored my trip out here
and signed up and everything to come do the competition.
Oh shit. That's awesome.
Yeah, so just come out here and get clapped.
Who's the best person there?
Drake Lewis.
Yeah.
Do I know him?
Has he been to semi-finals?
He's called in to kill Taylor several times.
He's been to semis three times and he is going to crash, yeah.
Does he have any chance at crash?
No. At winning? Yeah, or even winning one event? and he is going to crash. Yeah. Does he have any chance to crash?
No. At winning?
Yeah. Or even winning one event?
No.
I feel like if you're going to do a competition the week before crash, you're fucked.
Is he better than Austin Hatfield?
No, dude.
No.
Austin Hatfield was 10th at the games.
Jeff Adler isn't as good as Austin Hatfield.
Are you allowed to quote people how good people like, like how people did it the games this year?
Yes. Yeah, no. Hey, is Emma Lawson retired? Yeah, she's probably
retarded. Could we be able to could we be able to make this work?
Would we be able to make
we be able to make your cry face? Oh, Drake's in the
comments. Yeah, he is better
than Austin Hatfield. Hey,
Drake, I just need to say
something real quick. Since
Drake is here, Drake, please
go tell Mike to watch the
beginning of this stream. And
so that it's not awkward.
And I don't have to be the one to bring it up tomorrow that Taylor wanted to pull
this video up and tell him it's entirely my fault. What's your fault? And I'll see him next to that.
He couldn't stand up his squats blaming on me if you want to. Um, so could we make this work for
kill Taylor next week? This first workout? What is What is it? What's the time domain? It's
For me under nine minutes
Whoa, and what's the workout?
Three rounds for time ten dumbbell cleaning jerks with a 100 pound dumbbell for guys 70 for ladies
Ten ring muscle-ups ten dumbbell snatches rest a minute between rounds
Yeah, can you come on the show right when you're done?
Yeah, right after. So it takes you nine minutes. Yep. Fuck less than probably. But
you guys are streaming crash already, right? Yeah. We'll just keep one camera on Taylor for that one.
Are you going to win that one? Yes. What is it? It's 10 dumbbell. Snatches with 100 pounds and what?
10 ring muscle, 10 clean and with 100.
Mike DMV, 10 ring muscle ups, 10 dumbbell snatches.
What do you say?
I already got hate mail.
He's like, I'm going to fucking plug your dump for tomorrow, boy.
He said, dude, you're a fucking pussy
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you
He said ha ha ha ha got cooked by Taylor he's right though, I got a freaking stand-up didn't even realize until after that's my bad
Hey, how long yeah, okay. Go ahead. Sorry Mike. I got a story one time
I was warming up for a quarterfinal workout at my gym and
Andy Andy always judges me and
It's he will not say something and then he'll just come oh
Sorry, go ahead. She got to slept. He's kissing her. She was kissing her on the ground. That was fucking she was diddler. Are you hard?
He's kissing her. She was kissing her on the ground. That was fucking she was diddler. Are you hard?
Okay, so anyways, and I'll be warming up for a workout and Andy'll just look he'll be watching and I'll do this thing where His eyebrows crunch together and he kind of goes
He's like he like his lips get thin he just goes and
I'll see him shake his head and then I'll walk over to me five minutes later after I've already done all my warming up
He's like hey, no, you didn't know lock your knees out on a single one of those reps up
just letting you know and you do the workout better stand all the way up and
the quarterfinal workout was the
963 power snatch burpee box jump over and that's like a three minute workout
So three two one he's like stand all the way up. Make sure you lock your knees on. I'm like, hey, I fucking got it
Three two one go. I do my first rep.
He goes, no rep.
I do my second rep.
No rep.
I do my third rep.
No rep.
I dropped the bar and I was like, what the fuck?
And I stopped half my gym, half the gym, more than half the gym is watching.
They're like all in there.
The music's off.
I rested like 10 minutes and redid the workout.
So did you just adjust your balls?
No, I would
tell you if I did. I just got a new I got two actually Lizzy ordered me two jugs of
Doc Spartan nut powder. Stuff's the best Doc Spartan. Get your Matuthian now. Yeah.
How that's the difference between what's the guy's name Mike that we were poking at him
first. Yeah. Just imagine like if you were to say that about just, I don't know, pick your fucking
run in the middle fucking.
Yeah.
Game's out.
They'd be fucking coming on hinge right now.
Well, fucking.
Oh, they're there.
I am.
They all blocked Hiller.
Yeah.
It's fucking crazy.
Oh, Brandon Gomez wants to know if Doc Spartan has foreskin powdered.
They don't.
What's an American company?
They eat the craziest
Use my toothy and that's what I use after I brush my teeth I take my toothbrush
And actually if I'm in a rush I just use my force get do my foreskin first MIT
It has like broken up eggshells in it and shit
It's an exfoliant and my foreskin first MIT. It has like broken up eggshells in it and shit. Yeah. It's an exfoliant.
And my foreskin has no plaque.
Is it pretty calloused?
Perfect.
Perfect.
But yeah, dude, if you're like Mike and you just kind of lean into it,
you know that we're just talking shit.
People don't even carry it past the hour long show.
But when you're like Danny Spiegel or
Guy and, and you just hide from it, block Hiller, you know, make all this fuss about
it. That's when people know people now know Danny Spiegel for not squatting to death.
I don't think, go ahead. I was going to say, I don't think me and Bryson hang out where
we say anything nice to each other most of the time.
And no one thinks Mike's not fit.
He's not like, yeah, he's, he's all, no one's questioning how fit he is.
He's also a model athlete.
And if one of the first things I said, when we pulled that video up was, Hey,
you still would have clapped me in this workout, whether or not you moved to standard or I wasn't moving to standard but it's just it's just funny
I hope I destroy this guy what's the workout tomorrow what's the best you're going to do at
one of the workouts Bryson what place uh I don't know I got seventh in the one this morning which
tied good job I got seventh in the handstand walk workout as well, which is probably the best I'll do.
Anything horrible coming up tomorrow?
They changed, there was back rack lunges for like 150 feet at 185, but they changed it
to sandbag lunges.
With how much weight?
It was at 185, but now it's with those 150 pound sandbags.
So that guy with a fucked up face is going gonna have to clean a jerk that thing again.
So they're using that sandbag in three fucking workouts?
Yeah.
Is that gonna be better for you or worse?
Better for me. I feel like there's a lot of like we were
kind of talking about yesterday. A lot of the workouts are just
heavy and power output, which isn't great for me. But there's
a lot of just fucking strong dudes here, which is good for
them. So the lighter the weights, better it is for me.
Is there crazy beaver there? Like there wasn't the NorCal
Classic?
Maris is here, which is the craziest beaver I've ever seen
in my life. So yeah,
NorCal Classic was nuts, dude. NorCal Classic was. Why does
NorCal Classic have fucking hotter chicks than the fucking games?
Because it's california
I just couldn't believe the fucking the fucking crowd. There was fucking nuts, dude
Severin Kelly are still laughing with the talcum
Yeah, this is this actually is right in the middle of mormon country, I think all the That was crazy. That was so funny. Holy shit.
Yeah, this actually is right in the middle of Mormon country.
I think all the cops here are dating 14-year-old women.
Oh Jesus.
Oh, and three of them at a time.
Three of them at a time.
Two of them are pregnant.
Every third guy there is actually named Brigham.
Brigham. Brigham, Brigham, Joseph.
Hey, you're the only person who's not a brother
or sister to someone who's competing.
Oh my God.
Hey, has anyone found the golden tablets yet?
Austin says I need to go unbroken.
Hey that guy, so that guy busted up his face doing a clean, that bag hit him in the face
and busted his, is that his nose or his lip?
I think it busted him in the mouth because all of us in the warm up area were hitting
our chins.
Like I still have like kind of a red mark.
Yeah.
I guess he must have really, because there's one handle on that bag that is for nothing
and it's right in the middle. And it just whacks the
fuck out of you and the whole thing's like rubber. So it rubs
against your skin really like harshly. Oh, sheesh. Mitch
Wagner is competing. Love that guy. I had to kick Mark Hutchinson
out of my competition last year. You did? Yeah, I picked him the
fuck up. What happened? He just got all Roy raged. He yelled
at a judge one day on the first day and then he yelled at another judge the next day. Who
is a level three and is one of our better coaches? So I knew it was full of shit. Hey,
that's the guy that looked different than everyone else last year at crash. Is that
that guy? He's just a fucking just joked out of his mind. He's from Florida. He looks like an alligator. Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Like there was him.
Who was his buddy who was there working out?
There were two guys, they were both yoked,
but one guy looked like a bowling ball.
I don't remember that.
At crash.
There was two guys there.
One guy was completely yoked out of his mind.
They were both big dudes.
Chad Cacker.
No, not. Is it really Masters. No, they were at crash. Yeah, I know. He had a master's division. No, they were in the fucking they were in the badass division,
but there were two guys there. They were good buddies. Well, not one in the master's division.
I think it was it was Hutchinson was one of them and may may have been him does he look like he's made out of bowling balls.
Hutchinson that was yeah. Yeah, let me see his fucking
Instagram is he does he look like he's juiced out of his
gourd? Yes. Yeah. Who is that? You remember that dude at NorCal
who sounds like Kermit the frog who everyone just like knew was
juicing? Yeah.
That's
Kermit the Frog who everyone just like knew was juicing. Yeah.
That's what
what where's the where's the
he did really good last year crash. I think I think he kind of choked towards the end.
Hey, was he cool when you kicked him out? Was he fine with it?
No.
Yeah, it wasn't cool at all Where is this?
Trying to find his Instagram, huh? Oh
No, no that guy was actually cool. That's the cool friend. I may have had this dude on my podcast. Oh you got him
Then it was a but it was this dude's buddy
This dude looks more normal. This dude has got a buddy. That's fucking huge
But here's the thing mark is one of those guys.
That's from 2019.
Yeah, when you see him in person.
Way different now.
When you see him in person, he's not one of the classic crossfares where you're like, oh, that guy's smaller than I thought.
He's like, holy fuck.
Yeah, not this guy. This guy's cool. I think I had this dude maybe on the podcast.
Yeah, Mark is cool. He's cool.
Hated having kids now. This guy's cool. I think I had this dude maybe on the podcast. Yeah, mark is cool. He's cool
Hated having
What'd you do today bro
You said on oh
I Did kill Taylor and then I went out to lunch with Greg and obby and then I came home and I worked out now
I'm watching the fights and then I saw you guys were live and you guys were fucking getting to talk about Bryson's up, his outing.
Now I'm watching the fights. I'm super pumped on the fight. That shit got her face lit open.
Dude, how's the weather there still?
Yeah, fucking perfect, dude. Absolutely fucking perfect. It's California. Oh, it's crazy.
Oh yeah, let me see the guy is that him no
that's not him it was Chad Kakert I know it was he friends with Hutchins I think
so how's the, good fucking question.
Dude, have we bid on a house, me and my wife yesterday?
$15,000 over listing.
And got bent over and spread wide.
Someone went and 50 over.
How much was the house?
It's 350.
So we bid 365.
It was not crazy.
And they came in and bid fucking 400,000 some fucker
What stuffed us down it was on 3.8 acres. It was listed probably like stupidly low
Yeah, oh
This chick's getting a talking to
For what I don't know what happened
I mean are they bringing you that guy I poked four times. Yeah, that was ridiculous.
That ref was so bad.
No point deduction.
Hey Caleb, since you weren't on the show last night either, just speaking of
judging, there was a, one of the workouts was a beep test, like the pacer
test that you do in high school.
And the way they judged it, they had a judge on each end.
And then if the person crossed the line in time,
the judge would thumbs up the other judge
since the person's already running the other way.
They can't really see.
I watched this one dude get no rep three times in a row,
but the other judge like didn't know what to do
and didn't say anything.
So they just let him keep going.
And then he got a couple more good reps
and they just let him keep going.
And then he finally got like a fourth no rep
and shut it down. Oh, God. Oh,
my God. Just keep going. It's fine. Just keep going. Yeah, it
was insane. What? So so that would never happen at the games.
Right? No, I'm totally okay with it happened at the summit games.
That's cool. Pay to play. you kind of expect stuff like that at
Just smaller competitions like anything that's not crash or the games
I feel like you just expect there to be horrible judging errors and even at the games there's horrible judging errors. Sometimes. Oh, this is the guy
Wow, someone someone's listening to the show who should be on the show
That's the guy that's Chad Kakert.
I just got sent that.
I could barely see it but he looks like a monster.
That's a great name though.
It's hard to hate on him because his name is Kakert.
Love that.
Yeah, he's a pretty sick dude.
Are we hating on him?
I forgot why we were even talking about him.
No, we're actually not hating on him.
But one of the dudes that crashed last year looked like he was juiced to the
fucking gills And he was I was that March Hutchins. He was friends with March Mark Hutchinson or whoever
Ooh
Oh
My god
This is probably the picture you're talking about with him and easy
Oh
Yeah, oh
Was easy a crash last year?
Yeah masters masters division. How do you fucking make that work? How do I fucking?
Hold it like you're showing makeup. I don't know what the fuck that means
That on the far right? Easy. God, he looks huge. Just your average Crossfitters. They look like the backdrop of a porno. That
is the backdrop. That's their only fans. They're just gonna beat some shit in
They're ready for a ditty party Sarah Cooper says you can't buy a shit for 350 here
Where does she live no idea well
I could probably buy a fucking car where seven lives and park it in a fucking driveway somewhere. Yeah, you could get a parking spot for a year
rent a spot
Fuck you
How many bedrooms was the house
Three bed. Oh, that's nice. Oh really? Yeah. Oh, that's fucking nice. It was a brick ranch, dude
It's a nice house. Yeah, fuck's fucking nice. It was a brick ranch, dude. It's a nice house.
Yeah. Fuck a two story house.
Maris and I are renting a house when I when we get back from this competition. We got to get it, bro.
That's like you're like an adult now.
Yeah, something like that.
Brandon Gomez says you can buy a Mexican from
350.
Is that for life or is that like a 10-year contract? That's a 14-year-old girl he can buy from the Democrats for $350,000.
No, that's here in Salt Lake. That's here in Salt Lake.
Why do you gotta go there, bro? Why do you gotta go there?
The pedocrats.
He's talking about buying a laborer. It's completely different, dude.
No, he's talking about buying a fucking girl from the Democrats. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. And it's like, basically these guys are married to like five 14 year old girls at a time, getting them all pregnant at the same time.
Cool.
One guy was the one guy had like 38 wives, bro.
Yeah.
The leader has like 38 wives and the reporters like started finding out about it and trying to go to the police.
But the head of police is dating is married to a 14 year old girl.
No, this is crazy.
Travis from vindicate bought his Mexican for 179,000
eight years ago and could sell it for damn near 350.
Hey, dude, that's that's really going on. Wow. It's crazy.
Crazy documentary, bro.
Someone you should watch this at like two times speed and then
just do a live call and show oh how new is it I think it's couple years
point is tears oh yeah 2022 I'm doing I'm doing Dexter now hey are you actually
gonna do that yeah I saw I watched I watched my first episode of Dexter yesterday.
Season one or season three? Season one. Okay, when are you gonna do the review shows?
Oh, I haven't told anyone we're doing those yet. Oh, that's a secret. So did I fuck that up?
I don't know. There's no one's watching this show. Yeah
I Mean dude, are you gonna do that or not? Cuz I really yeah
Yeah, fuck. Yeah, I'm doing that. Oh
Shit, Marissa said at least 24 of his wives were under 17
Wow
That's insane
And guess who those kind of people are voting for
Trump
No, dude, there's a bunch of Kamala signs out here. Are there really? Mm-hmm
Wow, the Mormons are voting Kamala. Oh, it's everyone about to do a ring muscle up
He's gonna show off for us show out daddy
Do you see can you see how little these rings are? Yeah don't hurt your shoulder.
Yeah well you are. Don't make me laugh.
Whoa oh there's one. Oh my QL didn't like that at all.
like that at all. Oh my god. Your QL shut up. Drake Lewis says Mormons for Trump all day. I believe him. Hey, there's a come on there's a come on sign in my neighborhood
chat fucking I'm about to rip it out of the ground. I'm gonna plant a Trump sign in LA
every so often we'll have have like a slew of
Kamala supporters outside the gate.
And then the next day it'll just be like twice as many Trump supporters.
At what gate?
What are they doing there?
Why are they there?
Just trying to get people to vote, you know?
Register.
At what gate?
The gate that I go to to go to work.
They stand outside that gate.
Yeah.
Hey, we were at, we were at like a coach's hangout at Andy and Dina's house.
And this, we were all sitting in the front yard.
It was probably like 8 P.M.
And this one guy just is walking around the neighborhood with the backpack on
a shirt that said abortions are what, what was it?
What did his shirt say?
It said something about abortion.
And then he kept asking abortions are gay or something like that. And then he kept asking to talk
to the men. He was like, he has to talk to abortion. It was like abortions or healthcare
or something like that. I couldn't tell what side he was on, but it was just weird. It
said abortions or healthcare. So you know what side he was on killing babies or healthcare. Exactly. I should like, Oh, hey, what's up baby killer.
Oh, sign this paper be like, Oh yeah, I'm 100% down for killing babies. I love that.
How come no one gives me advice on how to heal my QL abortion advice for every. Oh,
how to heal your QL. Yeah. You know that position. You know that position when you're having
here. Let me fix my camera. I know. You know that position when you're having sex and you have
your girl like this and you're right here just fucking. Yeah. Talks about this position
so much. You tell Haley to push this shoulder over while she's fucking your ass. It'll fix you. Okay. All right, dude. We haven't done that in years.
This is not a programming show. Hey, dude, this is the biggest programming show in the
space. They got to give us a media pass for the games next year what fucking media hey there's gonna be so few media who are allowed back in after this year
shenanigans anyone's gonna get in next year dude if i'm not allowed back in after sucking their
cock throughout the games i'll be furious because i still taste it in the back of my throat a little bit. We should be the only people allowed next year. I agree. I agree. Hey, did you watch that interview with Ariel that Barbell Spin did?
I didn't yet.
Did you?
No, I haven't seen it yet. Well, I did watch. I watched like probably 50% of it.
Justin Sun. The funny thing is that Taylor is right. That'll stretch her too well.
I mean, I was told, my wife told me to do this pose.
I don't know if you guys can see.
We can see you.
Pigeon.
Where you sit like this
and your knees are supposed to cross over each other.
But while your hips are flat on the ground,
while your buttocks are flat on the ground,
but I suck at this pose.
You could do it on a box and it feels better.
Hey, you know you could also do seven on,
you do a V sit stretch, like where you're at,
like splay your legs out wide,
or just a single leg.
So wait, which side is your QL hurting on?
Right here.
Okay, so keep that leg straight and tuck the other one in,
like you're gonna do a sink, or sorry, the other side.
Like this? Yeah, do the other, the other side. Like this?
Yeah. Do the other way. Opposite though.
Like this?
Now bend one arm over to your extended leg out like that. Other way.
Oh, like this?
Arm over your head and turn your CEO face toward the camera more. No, other way. Other way. Yeah. There and bend over over bend over towards your extended foot. Oh
Oh, yeah, that feels so good
That actually feels good. Yeah, dude
It's like watching my abuelo get out of his chair Damn I'm just like, God damn.
Fuck that hurts.
I said now bounce up and down.
Oh man, that thing is fucked up, man.
But that was like that stretch.
You need to do that like two minutes aside.
You did it for five seconds there and we made you laugh.
You need to actually do that.
Laughing fucking hurts.
Laughing and sneezing are horrible.
It feels like I did 10,000 sit-ups.
Yeah, you need to do that a lot more, dude.
See, this is what you learn when you come on this show.
You learn great stretches from this as well.
That's right.
Yeah, it's true.
Best programming in the game right here.
Damn, dude, I miss hanging out in that garage, even though I only
did like one workout. Yeah, when do you guys should come back for a week or two? Hey, you want to hear something crazy? That
beach place? That beach place in Newport where I stayed is open for three weeks starting next week. I'm thinking about going back
down there. Oh, wow. Yeah, I would go I would Yeah would yeah that's gonna be awesome that would be a crazy
time for you and Lizzie to come if we all went down there. Newport's dope. Oh this fight's gonna
be fucking amazing this is the main event on the prelim card before the real main event starts.
Who fights tonight? It's Alex Pahea and this guy Not walking Buckley I
Forget his name, but this is Stephen Wonderboy Thompson and walking Buckley this fight's gonna be crazy a little roundtree. Oh, yeah
Hey, so this guy's 40
Wow, he's not gonna be able to fucking walk in 20 years
Parkinson's all sorts of shit.
Yeah, he's fucked.
He's gonna have CTE for sure.
Yeah, don't talk to me.
You want me to get off the show?
I need to watch this.
We're gonna we're gonna shut things down.
We've been live for an hour, eight minutes.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Thompson is from Boiling Springs, South Carolina, according to JR Howell.
Hey, where are you at?
Co-host of the Shut Up and Scribble podcast.
Hey, this and this referee is he has his butt, his mustache goes down to like his
knees, so he has to tuck it in his shirt.
That's my joke.
I'm not joking.
I want to join his mustache now, but
that's what all the girls look like at the North Cal classic.
So we're going to be back tomorrow.
Yeah, we're going to be back tomorrow doing the final day of recap with Bryson.
And then on Monday, Sevan Tyler and Jr will be doing a crash crucible preview.
If you'd like to see Mike get bent over again, same time tomorrow.
Oh, stop.
Mike you're a great guy.
We love you.
We love you.
Bye guys.
Bye.
Damn.